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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>555856875Hooman!
>>555855765you know there was something that gerson did explicitly say in the new deltarune chapters, irony does poison everything, and it's our job to strive too be as sincere as possible with what we love, sure there isn't as many people making those cringe tumblr ask blogs but that doesn't mean you still can't do it yourself
>>555856958I wanted to draw Rolland interacting with other Pippins.
FAVE HUSBANDRY
Do the Pippinses with titlenames(Fujo, Yume, Guro, Katana, etc..)have normal names? Does Fujo go by Samantha?
i love them
>>555857463What if Rolland's wife died and he went furioso?
memy fave wifeand the 12+ children we've had together
>>555857524I headcanon battat and yippins last name as adelberg, and fujos real name as Racheal "fujo" Pippins
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>555857463cuuuuuuuute
>>555857524i was irl friends with a fujo named samantha
>>555857463Actually very cute
DELTARUNEPENISSINS
>>555857820I know that, I know all about you, Austin
jackbox. join. or dont. suggest what game to play.https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/D2XPSj9b4EA
>>555858023not even close anon
being sober sucks utg i wish i was high on pot right now
How would you describe your average Pippins' attire? What composes its clothing, through each layer?I am asking for research purposes.
>>555858256Almost naked except for the shawl thing because I don't know what pippins are supposed to be wearing
>>555857463i love Rolland i will marry him
being alive sucks i wish i was just completely zonked out of my mind walking around like a zombie in a major metropolitan area not aware of anyone or anything that is going on
>>555856875new whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95738996-2758-0750
>>555856958the mettapants version of the "hello, human resources??" meme would be the same no matter what gender combination it was in.
>>555858581With enough crack, you can do that
being alive sucks i wish i had real friends
>>555858641Sexooo
>>555858641GOD MOTHAFUCKIN DAMN
>>555858590Let's make this one the beorst one yet
-_-
>>555856875look ma I'm on OP
I got myself into deep troubleI am balls deep into what I think is a cool drawing that I've been wanting to put out for a while and fully render but now that I'm several hours in I realized it's way too ambitious for me and that it's not gonna turn out like I envision, but I've already put so much time and effort into it so it's hard to simply abandon it like it's nothingI don't know what to do
>>555857338This is why Toby directly supports AUs and tells us to make 500 skeletons
>>555859247You are growing, keep going
>>555859140Sexo hooman
>>555859345me to fave
>>555856958Hi Worms, doth thoust liketh mine OC? I spent ages on mine lovely specimen.
fave likes playingwith brown bricksin minecrap
Are Pippins (Pippinsi? Pippinses? Pipps?) wearing ponchos?
>>555859828The correct plural form is pippinses
>>555859828Pippins are retarded little mongoloids that deserve to be lynched
waiting patiently for the seductive tenna dancing jackbox animation
Rolland is a girl?!
>>555857524fujo's real name is Maria but we don't talk about it
>>555859949Tenna...
>>555859828yes or like a shawl. the same cut and texture and fabrics of a suit but poncho shaped imo.
>>555860026Nah, a smelly man.
>>555860040aaaaaaaaave mariiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaa
>>555857771I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
then what the fuck is cracked / crippins name???....
utg will watch me shove a knife up my asshole and like it
>>555860619owwhy the hell would you want to do that?
>>555860795attention
>>555859247Even if it might not look it right now, you might surprise yourself if you see it through until the end. I want to see what you've made when you're comfortable sharing it and I'm sure others will be excited for it as well, don't give up! I'm positive it'll be even cooler upon completion than what you're picturing it right now if you just stick with it
>>555860971she looks nice, i wanna hug her
>>555861000Flexing his ass cheeks like his blue/orange eye attacks.>>555861075
>>555860040Maria...
>>555861000Thanks so much for the encouragement, the thing is I know it won't work out because I have tried in the past to render one of the materials I included in the current drawing with barely any success and I haven't practiced drawing that material since then so I doubt it will look any better than my previous go at itBut thank you so much for the kind words regardless, I guess I'll just have to find another way to finish the piece in a simpler way than what I initially wanted
kris takes the train home the day before asriel comes home but falls asleep and wakes up at an unknown empty station
>>555861784Well however you decide to tackle it, I'm excited to see how it turns out and am confident it'll be wonderful
whoever got my champ'd up drawing youre in for a treat!
Joel going to play snowgrave I wanna watch so no more jackbox for me
>>555863525I'm just gonna watch the highlights on youtube later
>>555863153Was it the Spamton?
>>555863769>Salsa>Tutu
i can't believe toby told us we can headcanon kris as a male and the fandom didn't cancel him
>>555863769cowboy is named after the mother 3 cowboyblack girl is named after the mother 3 monkeywhat did toby mean by this?
It has just occurred to me that Tenna recalls that December used to play her guitar along with music videos that Kris and Noelle watched and she sang her own lyrics, which are almost certainly those of Rise Up Your Bat, implying that she new EXACTLY what Dark Worlds were long before she disappeared and that her disappearance is likely the result of some deeper nature of the Dark Worlds that even Ralsei doesn't know about.
>>555863769I grew too used to cloverbut the idea of their expressions being simple emoticons always felt right
>>555856958I thought I might give it a shot at representing male-anon and female-anon in Pippins form, as was talked about one or two days ago (I think).I am still clueless about the Pippinses' clothing...
>>555864517holy shit this is mental i love it
>>555864517Clothes look fine.This is soo epic
>>555864517These are cool>Pippinses' clothing...I always thought they were wearing ponchos.
>>555864517Feel free to clothe them.
>>555864517absolutely dwarven dice
>>555864517>>555864705Why the actual fuck did you make them stand users this is horrifying I love it
>>555864517The guy looks like a lumbering retard prepared to full sprint chase anybody who's mean to him down with his bowlegs, it's absolutely perfect
>>555864517ok fucker what are their stand names and abilities
>>555864705>>555864517the pose on the male one is stupid-good i love it
>>555864517>they just walk around half nudethat bodysuit can't hold guro's pubes at all
ggs im gonna make dinner now and ill play next round
I have to go to bed so I'm out for the rest of jackbox
JOIN JACKBOX FAGGOTS
>>555865465indoor voices young man!
>>555859649
Is everyone too tired for the drawing games or is it just champd up fatigue?If I put on push the button next will you play it?
>>555865791HARDER>>555866012I'm more tired these days because of winter
>>555866012i would play push the button
>>555866012I'm watching Joel's snowgrave livestream so I don't want to concentrate on two livestreams
>>555866012busy playing games
>>555866012I want to draw regular style sorry
>>555856958I wanted to try making a 'big' pippins drawing since ive only done doodles the past couple whiteboards. I think it came out okay, I don't know. my last 'big' pippins art I made was fuzzypippins as cruella deville and it was kind of a flop
>>555864517Fantastic, now the moidpins and foidpins fights can be represented in drawing form...
if not push the button then maybe split the room or the trivia game?
>>555867004This looks great! Love the outfit especially the hat. Love these two
>>555867019trivia
>>555867004YEEEEEEEEES it's perfect. ily>it was kind of a flopstop I loved it
DEATH TO THE MPLA!!!
fat rod sterling cat....
>>555865791LMAO
>>555865791the tenna-themed lighter and aerosol can are fantastic
>>555864705This is what I meant when I said I imagined they were wearing a poncho
>>555867321why my peenie hurte....well i like tenna and pluey fat so it makes sense
Lol, imagine being gay
why are you pretending to be me?
>>555868109For the free food
>>555868109because i hate myself
If Noelle "Kris remember when you would emotionally scar me why don't you do that anymore!?" Holiday was playing toys with Kris in front of the family TV, how did she not recognize her own made-up character come to life
>>555868229tennasfarts3...
>>555868354not me brah
do the robot raping game plz its fun
>>555868350Noelle doesn't care about Kris, they aren't a goonable queer bully anymore.
>>555868434temfag...
bro doesnt know about goat cheese
>>555868354wrong
>>555868554read this wrong......
>>555863769KINO
The knight from Dark Souls is a better hero than Susie or Ralsei
Knight from Dark Souls but Blue
IM ALREADY DEADDDD
*farts*
>>555870473Why do the worst artists always feel the need to sign their stuff
https://files.catbox.moe/smmqoq.jpeg
>>555870473the only connection this still has to undertale is the brown short hair
>>555863769imagine playing as sunny and the full playthrough her face is ^_^
Fave is the slave of Allah
>>555870827well her genocide is an act of kindness after all
=3
has utg talked about this before? ive always felt the red window should have been in the game. though, it wouldnt make sense since the windows in susies splitscreen are meant to be looking into the living room
>>555870473chara if they were a good character
>>555871223While they're okay sprites, I'm honestly kinda glad these went unused just because it'd lead to autistic discussions regarding the logistics of how the Dreemurr House works internally. Like, the whole "what so the top window doesn't exist until you look at it from outside?" or "but wouldn't the window be facing the back?"
>>555871223this shit isnt on tcrf fucka you
SirPermission to beat my shit
>>555871704it ishttps://tcrf.net/Deltarune/Chapter_4/Unused_Graphics/Characters/Party
>>555871715Request Denied private, you're needed in the washroom. Fave needs scrubbing down.
>>555871715granted. post proof after
>>555871848maaan FUCK
has painter fucked off yet? her shitposting kinda ruined the threads for me lately. just dropping by
>>555872063she posts like once every 6 threads, what are you complaining about?
>>555856958dental plan>>555762048>>555762049>>555762748thank you, they make me laugh too. my style isn't anime enough to pull off femmaton but I hope you get the idea.
>>555872063
>>555871980Azzy is the only one that made Dess feel like a girl
jackbox anon wanna restart the round and post the code here?
pippins funny
frisk the based kidchara the woke kidkris the retarded kid
i just busted in my mouth
>>555872263i don't even care i'm thinking about what i'm gonna draw in the magma after
>>555872517it didn't taste good
>>555872168This is pretty kickass anon.
>>555871217>chara when goat brother
Honestly I don't know what else you expected to happen playing that game Jackbox guy
>>555872708Describe it
>>555872532i wish a guy would sit on my lap like that
>>555872524We doing a call tonight senpai?
>>555872826Slightly sweet at first but ended up tasting sour
cum always tasted quite sour to me and usully leaves this weird feeling in the back of my mouth for a few hours lol
>>555872850sure why not
>>555872850id join
>>555872850>>555872964can i creepily listen
MAGMA CALL IS ON TONIGHT WOOOOO
>>555873024me too
I'm a mentally insane deltarune lore master1. I know who the knight is2. this is gaster's face.
>>55587302>>555873096Of course, there more the merrier. Makes conversation flow and you can use the magma chat box if you dont want to use voice.
>>555873024ok
>>555856958how can i preserve this at a higher resolution? if there are no good options i will stitch together multiple screenshots but that sounds like work.
OH MY GOD THE FROZEN POPUPS ARE MEANT TO LOOK LIKE THE PIZZA BOX THAT WAS BURNED
my boy rals
>>555873842my boy anal slut whore bitch fag twink
>>555873785If you zoom out the webpage and then take a screenshot it will be better quality
Noelle insisting she doesn't know snowgrave feels like she must've seen it at some point in the past and repressed that memory. maybe in an encounter with the ICE-E cryptid.
>>555874168it's 100% repressed trauma. I think she killed dess accidentally and asgore pinned it on gaster, having him locked up deep in an icy hell prison.
>>555874134Is tenna a penis worm
>>555874134thank you, this is great. i can't get one this good because my monitor resolution is too low
>>555874359is that why gaster doesn't care if we do weird route?
you all suckwhere's my 10 million dollars?
>>555873785god damn, this is gorgeous
>>555873785>>555874134im sorry the crude dick i drew is besmirching the background of your cool drawing
>>555874359I don't think she killed Dess but that she did cast Snowgrave after whatever happened to Dess happened in front of her and Kris.
>>555874687it adds a certain je ne sais quoi, i like it.>>555874682thank you>>555874525i just thought it should have a chunkuh ayuss
>>555874359ICE-E is the one that taught it to her.
>>555873923my boy rals doesn't quite know what those words mean
>>555874647gaster doesn't care how we reach the end because even if weird route stops him from getting kris' soul, it fucks up hometown even worse than he ever could, which satisfies him regardless.
>>555875049why are eggs an issue?
>>555875049What if it becomes impossible to reach the end?
>>555856958I hope by the end of this year we can make so many comics that the pippinsverse becomes depressing and gut wrenching
>>555875469grimdark pippins era
come and pray at the Pippins Church
>>555875469cease and desist only quirky allowed
>>555875636no way you actually finished it??? I have to join soon, is this still on the vanilla server?
Fave cant do any laundry because the pipes that are connected to the washer drain are frozen so the washer just spews disgusting laundry water everywhere when it goes to do the rinse
it's snowing hard outside
>>555875469why is she depressed....did battat refuse to get oiled up...
>>555875818im a FUCKING fool theres literally chairs in the pic. ill install forge. im so excited to start a new base theres so many cool things I could build>>555875873yes
>>555875818it's done! that's the modded server
the player can't be the soul, playing undertale isn't mandatory and the soul seems to have the experience of undertale.it can't be a blank slate for every players.
>>555876313That's why the player is Kris
>>555876313>playing undertale isn't mandatory"I don't know what you call this kind of game. It's just a game you can play after you complete UNDERTALE, if you want to. That's all."Word of Dog
>>555876313i think the soul is kris's soul and we take control of it. in reality the player has no manifestion in deltarune, YOU have to take over a soul in order to even see and play deltarune. from the very start of the game you are in control of the soul. its like the cursor to a computer
>>555876518His word means nothing. He can't program an item to be collected.
The red soul is the red soul from Undertale.
the player character in deltarune is a character that is controlled by the player
the player character in Deltarune is called John Deltarune
>>555876647he made the game bro
>>555875223because they represent the free money forgotten man gave kris as essentially bribes.
I'm watching all the cursors and nametag zip about on the magma again and like old times, I may or may not be recording it
>>555876917Barely.
>>555856958
>>555875469yes... YES!!!
>>555877442i just like to look at the drawings as they appear
>>555877694I saw the big beard you gave him, he'd look nice with that I think.
>>555875873Very likely and it's understandableI mean, tell me you wouldn't be just as sad if you asked fave if you can hold his dick while he pees and he said no
>>555877763>big beardit's shading LOL
Fave's indie game code runs entirely on jank.
>>555878047i also thought it was a beard
>>555878112Isn't 99.9% of all code kinda like that though?
>>555876518Exactly, if you want to means that isn't mandatory
>>555878225i can see it lol
>>555878047Oh...
>>555878226probably if toby can do it, why cant fave?
noelle if she honest
>>555878497The "if you want to" is referring to Deltarune not Undertale.
sciencepeoples...
>>555876313playing a re-imagined undertale is chapter 5.5 and part of a timeloop, making the knowledge mandatory and canonical to the previous chapters as well
>>555876518Deltarune is to Undertale what Umineko is to Higurashi
>>555878960Oops! Wrong image.
>>555878604
>>555856958Spamton, rebooted for the NEO audience.
>>555879639both can be correct tho
>>555878972love these two, absolutely not enough content out there. toby is based beyong measure
toby's selfinsert is sans and he has a fat gf
toby's selfinsert is gaster and he has a fat pussy
i self insert myself into fave and listen to their soft moans
fave's tongue inserting itself into (You)r butthole
thanks google
>>555880868it was just under 7 months ago
>>555880868next year is 2025 then 2024, we are going back from now on
WTF SEARCH "TOBY FOX" IN THE GASTER FILES
>>555880868>Not having blocked SLOP OverviewWhy are you doing this to yourself???
i self insert my self finger into my self nose and then smears it in your self eye
>>555880990ty>>555881217yay!>>555881415how...
Fave had a dream they were kidnapped by a Steve Harvey lookalike.
>>555881840about a week ago Fave had a dream about getting lured into a work program, kidnapped, brainwashed into total subservience, and disappeared into a trafficking ring. hottest fucking dream of fave's life
>>555881840>We asked one hundred people whether or not you get to eat food today>survey says...>*BUZZER*>No food for you today!
...and these faves are smarter than the average faves, they swipe my picanic baskets.
how does kraut cope with the fact that his entire /pol/ ideology was manufactured by epstein of all people? is he gonna kill himself?
>>555880868I'm so tired of internet being all ai and streetshiters. Take me back to 2016 please
>>555881958Noelle...
>>555881691>how...The internet is a wonderful thing we can use to look for solutions to problems like these, which I did and found this site https://tenbluelinks.org/ with instructions on how to turn it off depending on your device or browser, and if that doesn't work you might wanna look into something known as browser extensions
El cheese burrito *sans text voice*
>>555881691>HowStep one is that you don't use google, duckduckgo is my preferred.Step 2 is that DDG has an option to silence the brainfart machine when it appears as its on be default.>>555881958Haha ha...Imagine fave buying you from that ring and living underneath their roofs, at their beck & call even as the hairs turn greyGood night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow. Here's to hoping we don't freeze tonight.I love Chara
good night pals
>>555882457kraut's ideology is based on stimmies
raindrops keep falling on fave's head
https://x.com/tobyfox/status/1931840581715861966
>>555878112Ramb...
>>555883346Does fave not have an umbrella?
>>555876313I can not fathom someone willing to play Deltarune that hasn't played Undertale
>>555883481die
CHAPTURU FAIVU BEAMU!!!CONNECT! POST ON!GET CAPTCHA!! *get some poses*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1u4D_Ug95Q
>>555876313SOUL comes from the True Lab. The connection in chapter 1 starts because of it. So that's why the SOUL knows about Undertale, it experienced almost all of it.
how it feels when no one votes for your quiplash
If you do weird route go all the way with it and choose the Jackass options outside the noelle moments
>>555884689it's satisfying saying "keep smiling" to ralsei at the end of chapter 4
>>555884610this but I cut myself
>>555884610me when survive the internet
my deltarune au: dess renamed to dihhss and she ha a dih
>>555884689Why?
>>555856958I made a hatless version of the Ralsei figure they sell on Fangamer.
>>555885262I cannot stand the word "dih". Something about it pisses me off.
>>555886097it's a truly dihhspicable word
>>555886097What are you yappin about, bruh? You fr fr no cap right now? That's not very skibidi gyatt rizzy sigma of you.
>>555886097Nahhh bro unc is raging about dih
>>555886592I-I'm not an unc! I'm 25! 25 is still young!
>>555885841This rules, I love the bg. 3danons are too rare, they always post awesome shit
>>555885841Epic
>>555884465I like this theory. But that would have to be Chara's SOUL in that machine, meaning UT Asriel's SOUL could be in there also.Maybe that's why they couldn't absorb it because Asriel's presence would reject the attempts by the monsters.
I get that Toby’s thing is being a nonchalant japhead with novice art but his signature genuinely looks like a retarded person tried to draw a swastika
I bet fave in poker and lost...
>>555886946Toby is regarded
>>555886946its not a bad idea to connect the lines like that i just dont get why its so wiggly asnd badly doneI gues he just wants to be the quirky one forever
>>555886946it's woods time for you
>>555882457Where is Kraut anyway? Did he get banned for talking about Jews again?
>>555886946Toby's dogwhistling us again. Total darkner death in chapter 5.
>>555886946Tbf, he have on multiple occasions said he have problems with his hands, even resorting to use speech to text for a lot of tasks.
>>555886946Genuinely why doesn't he just do this it takes less time and effort and looks miles better
>>555877442Post the recording, I’ve only recorded myself making art once
>>555887941It looks like effort was put into it and we can’t have that
>>555887601kraut was in the files, hes recovering from the backlash right this moment
>>555888230wgat am im looking at
im bored but i dont want to do anything
>>555888560jerk off
>>555888560Jerk on
>>555888230Feels weird to watch myself go. I would love to see more magma stalker recordings>can watch back my stops where my wifi goes outAlmost makes me pop a fucking blood vessel
fave needs to stop telling me to jerk off I'm going to chafe my foreskin
>>555888230nooo you weren't meant to see my process
>>555887601Temfag left, Tasquefag is lobotomized and the threads are slowing down, so him and other personalities just show up for their daily ritualpost and leave after realizing they won't get more than one (You)That means we're in the cozy phase of the waiting cycle
>>555888925*Consumes your foreskin*
>>555888856this is great, what a cute hero. downright cherubic.
>>555888992canadian bacon
>>555889073You now remember vagina bacon from 2022 /utg/
i was thinking if its too late for circumcision
>>555888230don’t get killed because of the boobies
>>555889108ahh, /cgl/ reruns
>>555889149oh fuck
I am circumcised and ashamed.
Welcome back to Uncircumcised and Afraid
>>555889278That's the spiritual successor to Fear and Hunger.
im not circ'd but i do have phimosis
>>555888230 (me)Sorry I couldn't risk it. I have a slower and higher bitrate version rendering anyway.
>>555889417exactly! its fucked up and it makes me feel bad because my dick is pretty huge but its not really pretty and that makes me feel weird and sad
>>555889486Catbox it
WELCOME TO THE UNCIRCUMCISED
>>555889503You can just post your dick in one of the appropriate threads in order to acquire instant positive (You)s if you're so insecure about it
>>555889701I'm not gonna show you my massive cock
Raw and uncut is the way i go
>>555889701Anons have posted their dicks here too so anon could probably getting away with showcasing his cock to /utg/stanians.
>>555889920You're right, but it may or may not result in a ban for him so that's why I suggested one of the attentionwhore threads If you wanted him to post dick here then you might be out of luck since he seems reluctant to do so, unless you can convince him too
>>555889895my parents got me cut and i never thought about it till a gal commented on it. its weird. :<
woah dang /utg/ really wanna see my gigant dick.flattered but as I said it's too big and weird i don't like it
>>555889860>"massive" cockLiar
>>555890267eat the pain fruit and fuck off benny
>>555890291I guess? 8 inches is pretty big or so i've heardbut it doesn't matter if it's all weird and ugly :(
Go back to your bunker discord, losers
Fave says it's okay if your penis is small because the bigger ones hurt anyway
>>555890372Either post it or stop going "uwu it's ugwyyy :'(" for pity points and shut up
Aesthetically I prefer cut dick but morally uncut dick
>>555890491enter, the forgotten man
>>555890479anon i am being 100% sincere.
>>555890571It's 2026, enough time has passed.Where's GrillTenna?
>>555890631Then shut the fuck up about it, no one cares
>>555889503Can you do stretching to try and reduce symptoms? I know nothing about phimosis i just found a random subreddit dedicated to the topic. Unfortunate anon, I hope it doesnt cause you pain
>>555890792im sorry my huge penis angered you, anon.>>555890876I do hate it and I think I've heard about that but I'm not sure how i'd do it. like do I stick my finger in there for a few minutes a day or do I have to buy something for it? it's so weird and I'm not even sure it works.
>>555856958>>555888230>>555889671https://files.catbox.moe/x2yyq6.webmDRAWIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03wmkrgBJLI
>>555891026I was calling you an annoying fucking retard, in case you couldn't tell
>555891026The phimosis subreddit will probably help you more than i can but one post i skimmed said sitting in the bath/shower with hot water and stretching gently for about five minutes a day. You should probably talk to a doctor about it if you havent yet even if it doesnt cause you physical pain because there are steroid creams that might help, and mentally it would relieve a burden im sure.
>>555891239yeah and again I apologize my monster cock annoys you this much for some reason>>555891440I'll look into it then. thanks, anon I actually really appreciate it
Stop talking about phimosis and circumcision in front of the women
>>555891596godspeed anon and dont let that JEALOUS MEANIE get to you
frisk and the edgelords
Alphys has been trying to use her going into the game ray to go fuck Rouge the Bat for a solid six hours but keeps getting sent to places like Bubsy world or Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel world or fucking Zuul world instead
>>555892263She eventually settled for Radical Rex
>>555890915>>555891030>>555891169>>555891286>>555891434Awesome…I think this artist drew wayneradiotv does someone have that?
ererer if the nintendo direct announcing ch 5 doesnt come soon im going to chop my dihh off
>>555892830You need to wait another 6 to 7 months
>>555892830Not until Ralsei Rancher DLC
Today I shall reread Kaiji part 3 and maybe some of part 4 as wellThis is /utg/ related because I think a Kaiji goes to a Dark World bit would be really good but I cannot draw for shiiiiiit
>>555856958The question mark is because you gave him a funny look during his morning stretching
>>555894103This is nice, good workYou're improving btw
>>555894463Thank you! One day I will learn to shade and draw things at oblique angles
>>555892489I checked their acc and didn't find anything, but mayb I'm just blind. The @ is yugaiga2 and their art is buried below a sea of skelebro labubus.>>555894103Lookin' good, hands are a little funky but the main focus (his back and funny lil face) is a-ok.Keep on keeping on!
Sad because I'm horny for fave but fave isn't real
>>555896090Fave will be real in 2065 when 3D printing and AI technology become otherworldly. Don't die till then.
I LIKE ADDING "DELTARUNE" TO THE END OF RANDOM CHARACTER NAMESLIKE "VEGETA DELTARUNE" OR "DARTH VADER DELTARUNE"THEN I IMAGINE THAT CHARACTER IN DELTARUNE AND GIGGLE LIKE A RETARD
Only, like, five more months to go.
>>555896334Asgore and Toriel thought this was a human childAre they stupid?
Personally, I prefer the air
>>555895547Yeah the left turned out pretty strange since I couldn't seem to translate how I was picturing it in my head now matter how I went at it, but now that I'm actually looking at the right I realize there's no indication his wrist is supposed to be bent towards the viewer so it just looks like he has a weirdly tiny hand lol. I tried using my own hand holding a flashlight for a reference but realize now my own viewpoint was skewed, that'll be useful to think about next time. And thank you I will keep at it (after a little break, you guys doing this every day are machines)!>>555896090Both this and winter blues hitting at the same time earlier this month was brutal
Faveneda, you've always been a pain in the ass, y'know.
>>555896797>gloves but no matching socksGrim
>>555863769Props for the Yellow Soul not being Clover for once.
>>555896256Anon Deltarune
>>5558964088, actually! October 31st to be precise!
It's coming out next week
>>555871217
>>555884465I don't like the idea of Alphys having Chara's soul hidden and then that soul being used for Deltarune.
>>555897167The "like" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Please understand.
>>555886808coincidentally, the sock muppet guy literally just made a theory video that ralsei is UT asriel's soul getting brought to life
>>555891434Cool comic. Nice the artist draws other stuff and not just lolicon shit
>>555896334
>>555897097
Goontards wordlessly posting the same 10 images back and forth day in and day outHow many hours has it been since that stupid nun drawing was last posted
>>555870473>>555870729Personally I don't like this artist either, but it's good enough as long as they don't draw Frisk black
Wilted rose or cracking animation?I prefer the cracking one because Toby wants us to think it isn't rape and with new one it's clear.
>>555898679Cracking, because it's actually more rapey than the rose. This is the truth that /utg/ cannot handle
Wish that someone could crack my rose.
>>555870773https://files.catbox.moe/paab8z
>>555898886Her smile means yes tho'
>>5558984263 days ago. Get your slander RIGHT
Yeah I need every drawfag here to draw some new big titty Chara content
Wish that someone could crack my nose.
COCKROBOT COCK
>Epstein is the reason we are all here right now
Spamton and Jevil...
>>555899882>Jew is responsible for everything wrong with the worldTell us something we don't know
Why do all the big titty chara's all look so terrible?I just don't get why they aren't even appealing images.They all look like someone placed two balloons under an emoticon. The tits don't ever look nice because it's always some kind of weird hyper-porn proportions that don't even look natural.
Jews created fuzzy cwitters
>>555899882It's the reason why Kraut is here
https://files.catbox.moe/bko6st.gif
Gah duu
>>555899882>>555900161It's the reason why all thread personalities exist, here, there and everywhere.
Staying up much later than usual doing the nightly chapter readings together with Asgore as the crime thriller novel we were going through finally got to the "good part" when the main duo discover and pursue the villain, and even despite our collective tiredness we manage to make it to the very end of the book together for glorious closure (he didn't even need to finish the request to simply sleep together right there on the couch rather than relocate to our bed before I agreed and snuggled right up next to him). Enjoying the luxurious space offered by the new shower we had installed so we could both fit inside as I lovingly wash Asgore's golden hair with a higher degree of carefulness over the rest of his body so as to avoid getting it in his eyes too much, all the while we're discussing the pros and cons of looking into nicer brands of hair/fur products for him instead of the industrial-sized type we've been getting up until now (I still feel it's a bit degrading to use something marketed and sold among other products for "pets", but he assures me it's the best value for the cost due to how much he needs to clean everywhere and even uses my own overwhelming praise of his soft fur during cuddling as a final masterstroke to [temporarily] defeat my argument). Perusing the selection of fruits and vegetables with my most treasured caprine consort Asgore as I list out various different recipes I could make using the ingredients we come upon and either add them to the cart or pass them by depending on his thoughts on having the dishes that week, until I develop the sneaking suspicion he's agreeing with almost all of them since he happens to be hungry at the moment and my hunch is proven accurate when he claims to no longer want to stop by the library for books on berry gardening in favor of going home halfway through my description of stuffed peppers (I gave him a knowing little smooch on the nose and promised I'd cook him up some tasty food the minute we got home)
you think Epstein jerked off to undertale porn?
>>555900769Epstein is Tobyfox, Anon... open your eyes, accept the truth...
My name is Jeffery Epstein and Noelle is my favorite character
>>555900769He gooned to fnaf. There's a chance undertale landed on his radar at some point.
>>555900624He was killed by a krusiechud
>>555900315https://files.catbox.moe/cth0le.gif
>>555900002Do these look normal? A woman drew these so she should know boob anatomy versus men
>>555900769Futa Suselle. 100% per cent
>>555901112Yes, this isn't my thing but I can understand the appeal here at least and it doesn't look weirdly grotesque like>>555896797>>555896797>>555898516>>555900969
>>555899016>try to visit link>instantly downloads a file with no extension and a windows iconAAIAIIIIIIEIIEEEEEE SAVE ME TOBY
The plot of Deltarune is that Gaster saw the player fuck around with Undertale and went "Holy shiiiiiiiiiiit" and called us overIf you didn't play Undertale when it came out AND didn't engage with the datamining at the time your playthrough isn't canon
>>555901478StrangeTry this one:https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/b1/f9/b1f961e3901589da85cb46ddc88f7b4cMaybe it's because it's a paheal image?
>>555901384Yeah those are pure goon images so only gooner males would appreciate it
Deltarune - "it's like a nut you can play with outside"
If there's so much big titty mommy Chara art then why is there no big bara daddy Kris art?
Fish I wishI love this artwork piece
Why do nobody tell me Monty Python and the Holy Grail was available on YouTube for freeAsked Ralsei, notable Monty Python fan
>>555902798i wonder how bara charafag is doing nowadays
I like when Chara is a girl and fucks Asriel, and meanwhile Frisk is a boy and fucks Toriel, and they all do it together, as a family (Asgore is not invited)
>>555903015You had me until Frisk is a boy. Chink girl FTW
>>555902798Because everyone knows kris is a twunk at best
>>555903127Sorry brother but cute shota human adoptive son X milf goat lady is what I love.
>>555902798Kris is liked by twinkfags
>>555903217Couldn't Asriel be the shota, though? Plus lolidom against older woman is rare... but fair enough. Taste is taste, bro
>>555903369>HUMAN ADOPTIVE SON>AsrielNo.
>>555902112The file itself is fine but the extension is missing (no .jpg). If you download the image and then upload it to Catbox it should be OK.I'm guessing catbox tries to detect the extension from the URL (without falling back to the Content-Disposition or Content-Type headers) so if you paste the URL it can't figure out what kind of file it is. Then it creates a catbox URL that also doesn't have an extension and furthermore doesn't have those headers.So then Catbox tells your system "here's some bytes I guess, good luck" and your system won't know it's a JPEG.
good morning undertale general, what's good?
>>555903692EPSTEIN WAS A YURIFAG THAT SHIPPED SUSELLE!!
>>555903692Hello!I'm resting after family lunch.
>>555903884i am aboutta eat my lunch soon, it's currently cooking
>>555903932Enjoy your meal, fren! :)
>>555903429Wouldn't a bio son be a freakier fetish?
>>555903524I see. I didn't want to download it so I uploaded the URL directly. Good to know for the future.
>>555904515Maido...
good morning. last night i had a dream about a utg meetup
>>555904750
>>555904472>bio sonWhen you say it like that I think of Bio BrolyWhat if Bio Broly is in Deltarune chapter 6
>>555904836
>>555904779Did anybody die
>>555904779tell us about it
>>555904909
>>555904472That is not my fetish, son.
slow day
>>555904917no>>555904926It was mostly a bunch of jackbox anons meeting up and playing together, it wasn't a bad dream.
post dorks
>>555907015who was the cutest in your dream
>>555907182I don't remember any specific faces or names unfortunately
>>555907472yes anon we saw it here >>555900624
>>555906830It's Sunday. Go to Church or have sex or something.
After recent events fave is beginning to think sexuality is just a terrible thing that shouldn't be celebrated anywhere for all the awful things it has caused. I wish I were asexual or everyone lost their genitals like that Futurama episode so we learned to reproduce in artificial bags or something.
I'm a TikTok zoomer and THIS is my opinion
>>555908082People (men) would still rape each others bags, because all those awful things tend to be about causing harm to others on purpose not just sexual attraction
>>555907280*smooches you*how about now?
>>555908294People wouldn't hurt each other as much if they weren't hard wired with easily exploitable reward systems inside their bodies
>>555908629I didn't get to smooch anyone in the dream so I still don't recall.
>>555908294So true, that's why it should be legal to kill men at any age at any time. Stop the problem before it even happens.
>>555908726This is true but people get mostly nonsexual thrills from just hurting each other emotionally/physically/psychologically regularly from adrenaline and schadeunfreud as this website should very well teach you. it's not really sexs fault, but it acts as gas on the fire imo
>>555908839just incepting you for next time
>>555909047go look at domestic abuse statistics and try to tell me a world of lesbians would be any better
>>555909402Who will I be smooching next time? I want to be prepared
Im a woke incel like women dont want me but im lowkey chill about it
hey guys!
>>555910164*booing noises*
>>555909745This statistic is skewed because the study counted lifetime violence from either gender, therefore when you've got 2 women in a relationship, there's a greater chance that at least one of them has experienced domestic violence at some point in their lifetime than other combination of genders. Because 1/7 women experience domestic abuse vs 1/25 men. Said uhhh fave undyne looking at her clipboard
FACT: Susie likes moss wholeheartedly but Kris only likes moss ironically
>>555910623i will mosspill kris
>>555910647
>>555910714
>>555907148>>555856958i wondered what she'd look like with glassesmy complete inability to keep consistent proportions across pictures will be my downfall
>>555910774
>>555910838
>>555910893
>>555911042
>>555911115thank you for posting with me, cya later, gotta do some stuff
>>555911247Bye! :D
>>555905146
Why did Dess take Kris’s shota penis inside of his mouth again? I was kinda weirded out by that scene
>>555912468his
>>555912468sorry man this type of stuff isn't funny anymore around here
>>555912468I chuckled at this. Man, this stuff is so welcome around here!
>>555912468because she saw Toriel do the same with Kris's cock
>>555880868why would you google that
>>555912958google once told me that mettaton being kris was a popular fan theory
Micropenis
>>555912468Because Toby knows his audience and the amount of "I wish that were me"s would probably generate enough fanart/merch profit for any Dess/Knight merch that he'd not only be set for life, but set to change the world along the way.
>>555912161
Dess Knight in chapter 3 Asriel Knight in chapter 4 (he also opened the chapter 2 dark world btw)Two KnightsTWO
>>555914746Why is Frisk blond does he want to get raped by Grimm?
>>555914864Wait till you find out there are seven knights
The Knight is always Dess but their demeanor changes depending on who created the Dark World based on how they see Dess
>>555914994NOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME
I got raped by chapter 4
>>555915296CoL......
I LOVE this dess. New favorite dessign i think
I got raped by Carol's introduction scene
>>555915380“Hey kris, wanna see my boobs?”
>>555915792>"No, you don't have any boobs. You're flat."
>>555914978*sheAnd I think it's lighting
Why were the Chapter 1 and 2 fountains created?For the Chapter 3 and 4 ones I at least have some guesses for what the purpose of their creation could've been but I have no clue why the Chapter 1 and 2 fountains were created.Are there any clues or evidence i've missed?
After careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that Everhood 2 had the best quirky Earthbound depression soundtrack for 2025Luckily chapter 5 won't have such stiff competition for 2026
>>555916930Whatever the Knight is planning requires steps of the prophecy to be completed, so the chapter 1 and 2 Dark Worlds were created so those steps of the prophecy could be completed (pointy-headed one says "toothpaste" and then "boy" etc.)
>>555917112I don't like that solution because then things just be happening because the prophecy said they would happen. I want more reason than that.
>>555917691It means that the prophecy is happening because Kris and the Knight are making it happen as per the prophecy which gives it a bit of a twistKeep in mind that they're picking places which contain characters based on Kris and "the Girl's" make-believe play that just so happen to coincide with prophecy panels and you can start wondering about whether Lancer is the prophecized pointy-headed one or just the one fit into that slot by the evil phone gang
Carol Holiday touched me in my nono zone
Carol Holiday please touch me in my yesyes zone.
>>555910647smol goot
>>555857524>have normal namesCracked does but you'll never know unless you ask ;)
Besides that one guy, is anyone gonna make a thread simulator when ch 5 comes out?
Fave wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>555918565noelle...
>>555918565rip this anon, janny is most likely about to shoot him, never forgetti
>>555918653In Minecraft
Favorite taught them to be ninja teens (They're a radical video game character!)
I like Krys :3
I need a full list of utdrs that would like you-know-what show
>>555918935>vagueposting about forbidden horseshowthat's a penalty!
>>555918910>earring
>>555918910I love Sous-chef...
>>555919097im talking about voldemorts famous cooking program, no idea what youre talking about.
>>555919097One time I posted a picture that had a microscopic horse character I had missed tucked away in the corner and got instagibbed you can't be too careful about this stuff
>>555919258>voldemorts cooking programhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2d69g-JpZI
VERY ANGRY AND MAD DELTATEENS!!!!!!
>>555916930So far we have no real idea.
I'M FREAKINGTALE PEEVEDARUNE
>>555919436but enough about our /utg/anons
I can make bong noises with my mouth - said fave
>/utg/ actively harboring pedophiles>4chan's own founder outed to be a friend of Jeffery Epstein/utg/ is just another settlement in Israel.
>>555918935I had a dream once in which Ralsei and I talked about how it was a shame that the show was over, and how at least it had a good ending. He seemed a bit sad/bittersweet about it. Then he got out a game of Battleship or something.
Evil Dr. Favulon's giant hetero-beam
>>555920683I always wanted to have israeli citizenship!
/utg/ is a honeypot?... no... THIS CAN'T BE!!!
>>555920683CoL won
>>555920683Epstein was a leftist. He hated Netanyahu, a Right-wing prime minister.
Epstein was an apeist
>>555922572I hate Epstein, does that mean I'm a right winger
>>555923054it does now. i just diagnosed you with right wing, sorry
>>555922572Up the workers!Up their skirts!
Faviroth, the Right Winged Angel
Release the Spamton files
My guts are churning. Gurgling. It’s incredible, the sounds they’re making.
>>555923851We know IBS AU Mettaton
>>555923851* The sound of Beethoven's Fifth playing from his stomach fills you with Determination.
>>555920683>>/utg/ actively harboring pedophilesthe only reason numbers isn't gone is because this is an anonymous website
that's what I like to see. keep creating, anons
>>555924786AND kressfags
>>555924998a true hater understands the difference between gooners with a fetish for being molested by an older woman and genuine pedophilia
>>555924786what did he do I don't follow
nothing wrong with being a pedophile as long as it stays fictional and you don't want to harm real children and that is the moral of deltarunes story
>>555925394It's bad for your soul and makes you into a worse person
>See Korean artist art>Anime-like chick is drawn pretty well, looks cute>Dude looks like he came from the manwha guy factory (you know the one, they ALL look the same), has yaoi hands and overall Deviantart-tier proportions>These two in the same art pieceWhy do gook artists draw moids so strangely? I mean it's hilarious but sometimes I wonder if it's a very well hidden shitpost and that's why they all look like the same nigga or have such intriguing proportions
>>555925470you made two subjective claims without providing evidence for them
>>555925394
>>555925394Bro dropped a truke
>>555925187you get the sense.
>>555925596Would you tell your best friend you're proudly a pedophile? If no, they why are you embarrassed of that? Surely you can't be embarrassed of something that isn't wrong according to you
>>555924786Something tells me he would still post and continue being one of the most annoying retards in history in the general even if he got doxxed, if you showed his nudes to everyone he knows irl he'd probably get off to it
Fave's not JapaneseThey're Laotian
>>555925394It really just boils down to whether or not you think thought crimes are real. If you have some heinous shit going on but it's entirely confined within your brain and does not turn into action, then how are you different from a random, normal member of society? Said Carol, drunkenly rambling to a stranger at the bar who she doesn't know is a reporter for a rival political party
>>555925870I know I wouldn't be telling my best friend that homosexuality is normal, or that men can get pregnant.All of these things are equally sick.
>>555926257CoL...
>>555926332They all literally all the same sickness to me. You know this already.
>>555926257Hey Co(a)L, long time no see
what shows you guys recommend? besides twin peaks, i just finished that
>>555925394Lolis and shota don't look like real kids. It's just drawings
>>555926569The Last Man on Earth is an underrated gem
>>555926569The SopranosDeadwoodThe TerrorTrue Detective season one
>>555926569Slow Horses
>>555925394>thoughts and feelings have no moral valueConsequentialism lmao
>>555926957Better than utilitarianism , which tells you to sleep around as much as you can, because "it doesn't hurt anyone", even though it hurts everyone.
i am currently watching twin peaks actually because of this general. someone mentioned it and i thought 'oh yeah that exists and ive been meaning to watch it so....' ive just finished the first season. i think my favourite episode is the pilot so far
>>555927110Both are anti-human philosophies, yes
FAVE SAID A SWEAR
>>555927110if it hurts everyone then utilitarianism says you shouldn't do it
>>555927414Fave would never, censors would kill him
>>555927110[guy who doesn't know what utilitarianism is voice]
>>555924786>>555925187what did i even do? i am confused, does this anon see me as his thread nemesis or something? i am just making guesswork now, please enlighten me
Toriel wearing cute bloomers!
>>555928143I know what it is. It's infinite vice. They weaponize "consent" to justify their degeneracy. A joke.
>>555928676And as we know you just hate consent and permission
>>555927731They don't realize that. They think since everyone consented, it can't hurt anyone.It's retarded. That's how you violate your own soul.>>555928797I believe in the law. Not in this fake religion of unchecked hedonism.
>>555928960You don't really believe in anything besides infinite self-gratification and the extermination of everything that gets in the way of that even if it's a video game plot twist, Mr. Mod Stealer
>>555928421That guy and artschizo are most likely the same person.
>>555929150what
>>555929150could be, could be.
>>555929279Baa detected
>>555929134There is one thing I I believe in. If you have all these sick fetishes, don't put them in my games, and even if you do, don't force me to watch just to finish it.
>>555929397he's a bäää
>>555929464"My games" as if you made themYou are the biggest hedonist in the history of this general
>>555929468Hairy Goter
>>555928960>They think since everyone consented, it can't hurt anyoneYou're thinking of a different framework, utilitarianism gives zero weight to consent in and of itself. That's like one of the classic critiques of utilitarianism, that it doesn't give a shit about consent or fairness except as means to an end.
>>555929605gay goter
>>555929539I don't engage in prostitution. No drugs either.
>>555929674gaymer
>>555929935gay gooter scooter
me when I support the bombing of innocent children but this is fine and gay people are the real problem
>>555929930You engage in stealing from others and you engage in not even trying to pull your weight in your familyYou have never once cared about anything besides what you want right now
>>555929930No surprises there, who in their right mind would pay for you anon
>>555930126gay gazer
>>555930362Hey there bb are you a turkey? because I want to baste you.
>>555930221Ever see a bus blow up? Like, right across the street? My issues with the deviants and my issues with those who strap bombs to the chests of their own children are seperate.
I have absolutely no redeeming qualities, Undertale or Deltarune characters for this feel?
>>555930362thank you for posting with me, but i goatta goat now, i have an internet friend that is interested in gaming with me, starting in maybe 5 minutes <3 :D i appear to have made so many internet friends that i need to have a friend attention rotation nowadays xD i love my friends :D
>>555930467Fuck off, creepy asshole!
>>555930597
>>555930238You know nothing about my family. And I never said anything about yours.
>>555930221>>555930490what political platform is she even from?she allows the gays in her town's church and her husband being a swinging degenerate.
>>555925394the moral is literally noelle is bad because she is a gamer
>>555930687You're lying.
>>555930629Love you too, fren!Have fun! :)
>>555930629grown ass man with worm cock and fungus toes
>>555930635>>555930856ok I'll try without bullshitting now.do you believe in soulmates, or do I just have to keep awkwardly standing here?
>>555930669Wrong. Cool sliding pose is a redeeming quality.
>>555930975Ok, I will be as clear as possible: Fuck off, you creepy asshole!
>>555930597Burgerpants
Spamton
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>555931138Well have you tried sliding to see if your sliding pose is cool
*alarm buzzes**smashes alarm**jumps out of bed*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOcrKFiB_ts*fast forwarded timelapse of my morning routine plays out**makes all my epic posts**fortnite dances everytime i get a you**fortnite dances randomly in the kitchen anyways**aura farms while refreshing thread*
Heaven, please sing for me a song of life
>>555931316Gote night!
>>555931228very well then. your soul is dim, but you will ride this crazy train. sleep with your eyes open. /utg/, I'm at 20 good boy points, how many do I need to rape?
>>555931452>you must answer your call because a selfish little gene inside you is telling you to do thatSlave mentality
>>555931452So?
>>555931452Faggots are made to be raped. I am fulfilling that obligation as a man. I also hate women.
>>555931547>he hates his own physical constitution>he rejects his nature and seeks to substitute it with another, arbitrarily defined>he calls being himself as he is objectively constituted slaverySad state of mind
imagine if the chapter is announced in the next direct,,,
>>555931297spamton has never showered, he just sprays himself with own-brand cologne that he makes in a bathtub
>>555931452so how about bi/pansexuality?
>>555931292He's funny at least.>>555931337It's not. Falling onto my ass and hurting my tailbone wasn't very cool either. But it would make for a funny joke in game if you went to slide down playing as a different character expecting to go down normally but your character just hurts themself and you have to maneuver through the map without sliding even though your instinct is to slide down. When you return to Kris and use a ladder or something instead of sliding, an NPC makes fun of you.
>>555931754You're a fucking faggot, that's what.
>>555931754Nature is okay with that, you're allowed a lil homo sex every once in a while, as a treat
>>555931452Nice try fed, you can't do shit in /utg/
>the mossad doesn't post suselle anymoreuhoh the psyop has been discovered
>>555931452Gullible cattle mentality
>>555932590You gain nothing from fucking another man in the ass. It's sick
>>555931452Imagine letting dead people cuck you like this
>>555932743I gained LOVE and AIDS
faves ass is too big i cant handle alla gyatt
>>555931452>your maleness>this un-male natureNothing quite as manly as conforming to standards set by someone else
were did this tourist crawl out from?
>>555933470Don't try and reason with them.They don't respect logic or rationale.They are unhinged.They would argue with god about why gravity causes things to fall down.
>>555931452Upon who's authority do you define "nature" as an immutable rule, by which all are inexorably beholden? God's? If he didn't want me to lust after his most immaculate creations then he shouldn't have made them so damn sexy. Imagine a world where only women were allowed to drive fast cars and men were restricted only to riding around on bicycles, frankly that's not a world I want to live in.
>>555932874May aids take you swiftly
i fuck both men and women i live my truth by getting mad bitches, stay mad.
>>555933470Traditionally men are supposed to provide for their wife and children, I don't think neet bucks will be enough to keep your hypothetical family afloat Anon
i love slow threads because they are higher quality
>>555933718Imagine a world where only the hungry got to eat food! If God didn’t want me to morbidly obese he wouldn’t have made apple pie so damn delicious!!!>SCHLORP SCHLORP SLUUUUURP SMACK SMACK
Jockington has a gf with a huge ass but he has no hands to grab it with. God has a cruel sense of humour.
>>555933624That's just Crusader of Light the Israeli Krisellefag who's "making" a mod that's 90% stolen assets because he got upset about Kris having a personality
I just want to stay at home and eat chips
The uncomfortable truth that people and society in general doesn't seem to able to cope with is that just because you can have kids, it doesn't mean that you SHOULD have themWe no longer live in the cavemen days or middle ages where your child surviving long enough to enter puberty and fuck was the only measure of success and the only thing you had to care about, the bar has been raised considerably in the current day and it is hardly met sometimes
>>555933470I agree with you but this is faggot general. Nobody here will listen to reason.
>>555933919lol okay Mr. Overachiever what are you doing instead
I just want to shit it's been 2 days but nooooo I have people coming over to MY house... thinking about shitting all over the table at this point desu. it's the deltaroon way
>>555933898tenna knows that manpussy is straight
>>555934074Whoa party at anons house haha everyone bring your own beer (im gonna drink it all anyways)
I’m going to be banned soon but know that you can be saved, ask God for help and he will save you from your sin that holds you back from being who you are
>>555934267bring some weed nigga i wanna get stoned!
>>555934317k
Because Undertale's world is so progressive I think the kings' concubines should be men and the eunuchs should be castrated women. This would get rid of the problem of illegitimate children with concubines and the problem of having boring eunuchs, to castrate the women in the first place they'd need to have ovipositors which are probably not common in most monster species.
>>555934342haha ok! I hope anon has enough snacks!
>>555934359>boring eunuchsAren't king's eunuchs always up to antics and conspiracies
>>555934359which is rouxls
Tfw no femboy concubine with ankle jewelry who gets into antics and consipracies which gets him a smack with the boink bad boy hammer and we have make up plappies and cummies
>>555934317>t. A man who will never have children
>>555934764mettaton, tenna's never going to be a femboy no matter how much ozempic you put him on
>>555934525Yes but now they can be bugs and newts or a mythological version of those animals made into a quirky monster
>>555934317why does god let babies be raped
HOLY FUCK I LOVE PAPYRUS
>>555935031For the same reason any bad thing happens.
Why did god ever think making my life a living hell was a good idea? What did I do to deserve god's hatred? He's hated me since my conception.
>>555935412Ask your parents
Why did God make Faves but then separate us from them? Is he stupid?
>>555935301and what reason is that
>>555935453They hate me too, so there's no point in asking them.
>>555935498For the same reason a child might die in the womb. Perhaps it was never meant to be, perhaps to remind the parents of something they may have done.
>>555934317god loves me only
>>555933898Spamton is straight because doing gay sex for favors is different from doing gay sex because you're actually gay
>>555935837babies….. get raped………. to remind the parents of something they may have done?
undertale/deltarune btw
Alphys's on topic ray backfired
>>555935991Look, if you want to know why bad things happen to good people, read the Book of Job. It was written to answer these questions.
>>555936086This conversation happened in my dream after I saw Sans slap a cow's ass, dw anon this is on topic
Alphy's weight loss ray backfired
>>555936251if you know the answer then tell me what it is
wow, this god fella sounds like a toxic narcissist!
>>555936086we won the culture war against fnaf and now the fnafheads are angry so they're shitting up the thread
god sounds alot like my last ex
*does the on topic dance*Not really since idc but I do like Ralsei dancing gifs, its up there with ironic smonking Ralsei and Susie chomping on Ralsei in their meme ratings
>>555933913wait is he actually from isreal lol
>>555936354We don't have God's knowledge, he's all-knowing and all-good so the evil exists for a good reason even if we don't know why.
God Deltarune appears when Kris finally screams why He allows all this evil in the world and starts Twerking Quirkily
>>555936639hahahahahahahaha
>>555936251It is all part of a test, to see if you give up after something bad happens. The same reason Abraham was ordered to leave his home and sacrifice his son, the same reason Jacob's life was marked by tragedy after tragedy, from his own brother trying to kill him, to Laban scamming him for years into marrying the wrong girl, to his only daughter being violated by Shechem, to his son Joseph being sold into slavery by his other sons.
>>555936639Nice “answer”, cuck.
I think God has BPD
>>555936761At least we have answers. We are used to these questions, and they have been asked thousands of times.>>555936849God doesn't have mental illnesses. He's not a person.
god cutting himself to see if i freakin care
Gosh! This god guy is a textbook narcissist and abuser!I think you should stay away from him, anon!
>>555936919I put answer in quotation marks because it was not an answer.
i must have sex with tenna or i will perish
>atheism in my christian furries game
>>555937059Why did God say this I thought he was immortal
Father Alvin crying in his room after hearing the children at mass diagnosing the Angel with various mental illnesses, not knowing that the real Angel has all of those and more
>>555937046What in God's name do you expect me to tell you, then? This isn't something that you understand in a anonymous 4chan thread. I told you what I've been told. If everything was all perfect, faith would be easy.
God setting my house on fire and demanding me to prove that I love Him and calling me a liar no matter what I say
>>555937134god is dead unless she has sex with tenna
>calling a tennaGODDESS a heForgive him mistress he is a FOOL please just step on me as penance I will educate him better just spare the boy
I met God. She's a Tennoid
>I met God. He's me.>t. Mettaton
>>555937253They don't want you to say anything except what they want to hear, so idk why you are bothering.
Why do so many people think shadow crystals are black shards they're not even fucking black they're invisible except for their shadow that's why they're called that it's a whole separate item from the black shard
God killing my son because He's jealous
>>555937272Hey, that kind of is like the Book of Job. The man literally loses everything.
>gays get told they can’t have what they want (to put their hand on the hot stovetop)>immediately start cursing god
>>555937460Probably because of the chapter select screen
>>555937460When there's like eighty million different shadow mystery Proper Nouns it's natural that some people get confused
>>555937296Why do you want her to step on you anon?? This sounds suspicious...
>>555937253Saying that we just don’t know because god is mysterious is not an answer. It does not make me believe in your religion when you explain logical fallacies and the evil of your deity by saying we just don’t get how good it actually is.
The player isn't the angel, they are the creator. The angel might be kris or gaster.
gaster being the angel is so much cooler than dumb player angel theory
can we talk about literally anything else in the next thread
>>555937721I was the one who made all the little Faves all along!?
>>555937513It's more like Satan goes>gee why tf does god let all this bad shit happen 2 ppl its crazyas he burns down Job's family and house and accuses him, and gets Job's friends to accuse him of random crimes.
God making me watch my entire family get executed because he thought it would bring character development
>>555937460Oh actually idkYou break of a piece off the sword and its the black shard, i dont remember how we get the crystal shard in ch3 if its in the same spot or notThis ambiguity is causing that i think and i cant argue it and nowbim wondering if they are the same or what
>>555937798No this is fun let's keep goingWhy did God make Alphys so fat not even he can lift her? Is he stupid?
Why do you guys always talk about stupid shit when I'm taking a nap
>>555937991because we love you and miss you
>>555937842god can’t stop satan from doing things? weak.
>>555934317Amen.
did seam imply anything about the next guy/gal we're fighting for the shadow crystal, i forgor
>>555937721Angel Kris? Haven't heard of a proper argument for that one, do tell>>555937916It's in the same spot, notably the shadow crystal/glass shows visions of something while the black shard is opaque glass that doesn't show anything but can be used as a weapon.
>>555937714That answer is consistent with faith. If you don't have faith then obviously you wouldn't like it
>>555937798Dude I have THE perfect Monster Train deck now the system is beating every level WITH the difficulty modifiers for the extra bonus at the end I am almost scared of continuing the run because if I mess it up, I will lose the best deck I ever made and have to live with the fact that I beefed it but them Incants, man, I get so greedy
>>555938301An Underrune mod would go crazy in that game
>>555938287Why would I have faith in someone that causes harm to the innocent with no explanation?
>>555938057the job arc is very good i would recommend you just read the manga yourself
>>555938197Yeah only because it is in the same spot, people are mixing them up, you're right, the biggest difference is the vision.Frankly I believe The Knight suit keeps the wearer in the dark so they are perpetually in the Dark World so Black Shard fits in that idea
if im being honestI like deltarune theorizing because I WANT the ANSWERSgreat you can go make thousands of skeletons, great you can do whatever you want with these games, I want you to do thatbut what makes the mystery interesting is the answertoby disagreesbut ion care
>>555938176No, because Susie is a bitch and won't let you go back to Castle Town at the end of Chapter 4.
>>555938743Just because it's taken almost a decade to get to the parts where we start solving the mysteries (over a decade if you count Undertale) that doesn't mean the mysteries aren't going to get solved
Is there anywhere in this general where I can buy a shrubbery
we want the toby's files leaked
thanks for getting owned by my freaking game.
Get ye Fave
>>555939115Notice something? My fave would never let me down.
Mike is going to save Spamton, Spamton will be a hero with Mike and Fun Gang guidance
>>555939115no... we're not ready...
>>555938743Toby is no Lynch so he will give the answers, not hackBut Toby commercializes the mystery and baits you for the wait, hackSo 50/50 hackish
wait a minute I hate Deltarune
>>555939653What the- get the heck outta here!!! We only tolerate Undertale haters here!!!
hack hack HACKK reeetch *splat* oof sorry hairball
>>555939653duh everyone does
>>555939760*puts it in the toy closet and it disappears*
>>555938565the alternative does it all the time. atheist states have body counts of hundreds of thousands.My religion doesn't tell me to murder the rich for the crime of being sucessful.
>>555940254>>555940254>>555940254
Toby Fox vs Whiteboard Fox
>>555940126It must have been hard to come up with a retort in 15 minutes... You're doing so good, you deserve a reward. (I unsheathe my Ralsei plushie and place it upside-down on its head, upon inspection there is a bottle cap on its bottom and it is revealed to be a milk bottle disguised as a Ralsei plushie)
>>555938776DAMN
>>555940126The way you keep bringing up the rich and how your religion protects them is very telly
>>555936639>I can't tell you why but baby's get raped for a good reason disgusting life philosophy
>>555942065>I can't tell you why people should sodomize you, or how it is that men get pregnant, but I can assure you these new policies are for a good reason.
>>555942374Shut up Jew.
>>555942374Shut up, atheist.
>moot was molested by EpsteinDo you guys think Toby had to get molested by some rich degenerate too? Maybe it's happening right now as we speak, and it has something to do with his success and squeaky clean reputation.
>>555944856Hussie
>>555944856OMOCAT.
G'night my lovelies, day 21 of me behaving well yay.
