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I forgot to bring my entrance card to my gym. It's 5am, -20°C and I have no way of getting in. Blue Archive.
>>555877295So the only reason she isn’t released yet has to be because she’s the Gehenna volume protag right
Akane Love!Crossover Station
>>555877295Sof is a bum...
tomorrow is sunday i don't want to work
>>555877476On the bright side Shiroko is the perfect student to post moments before freezing to death, considering how and when Hoshino found her
>>555877579I'll Sof her bum if you know what I mean.
Feet.
go to work
What did she say?
>>555877751
>>555877476Find a rockIm preferable, a concrete block
>>555877685I have extreme anxiety and can't sleep. Gotta wagie in 5 hours.
What was Niko's role in FOX squad besides being "the mom" again? She didn't feel like their Moe to me.
squintin
>>5558778235Ds brought up Ein Sof Ohr?
>>555878387yes, if you didn't see it, you probably watched the dub where they cut out the 2nd best arc in the series. also it's where people keep making the 5d's = vol f comparisons
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
ERI BAKER
Remember that time Kaya got turned into a box
https://litter.catbox.moe/8zjzdpmiuq8igb0d.mp4
Don't open that
>>555878762GUH, MY COCK
>>555878387
ERI POTTERDID YOU USE THE BALLET CLUB'S RIBBONS TO SUMMON A LEVEL 1 HARD-BOILED BANANA DEMON?
Starting to get sick of Ibukipedos
>>555877579Is she trying to summon Mahoraga
Kokonapedos need to start spamming
Kei after vol EX might be the biggest deus ex machina in store for the dev to use
>>555878965That banana demon? Me
>>555879106Sex
>>555879349Considering she seemingly still has all her memories unlike Aris, I can see that. Opens up a lot of potential doors
>slow thread on weekendwheres everyone going? bingo?
>>555879349She knows the secrets of the nameless godsBut not the forgotten gods and their mysteries She's only a deus ex for half the remaining mysteries GSC president is the bigger deus ex
>>555879602why is Momoi so bsed?
>>555879602
>>555879481Is this safe for work?
>>555874923Just realized I could use UE60 Eri for this drill but no one put her up for borrows.
>PV7 in AprilAny guesses on what they'll show off?
>>555879752Yuuka is 4cm taller than Arisu and thus also Kei
>>555879872non-meme Red Winter arc
>>555879703There is also to some extent kuzunoha for that but we still need to see how Vol 5 fare moving forward considering how limited kuzunoha existence were since she only exist in the "dream realm"
>>555879930she's so fucking grown up... cool and tall...
>>555879825I'd like to think 3* eri works just fine.
STOP SHILLING YOUR TRAITOR ACTIVITY HERE!!!!!!!
>>555880075>can't meet the eyes of the big black dude or he'll beat you upWhat did Sweden mean by this?
>>555879752Why is Yuuka only a pedo towards Kei and Alice but not Momoi?
>>555880082What is this retard talking about?
>>555880272
>>555880027no she doesn't if you want a 4/4/4 max coins
>>555880209Because Momoi is noisy.Noisymoi
>>555877295I want Erika on top of me, NOW.
>>555880354You know what i'm talking about, sex.
>>555880398Works on my *itch.
>>555880398She works at 3*, you just have to hyperbuff her
Gomene midori-chan~
>>555879481BEANEAN
>>555880159chibibutt...
>>555879825>>555880027>>555880398I use her with Kisaki, goes fine. I even only have to use Kisaki twice.
>>555880209Stop with the antisemitismGirls can't be paedos
>>555880209Momoi is a repeat offender.
finally watching all the old shorts i would rank them like this: yuuka + noa > tea party > ps68 > ninjas > abydos > alice > shirokoidk what the deal is but the Abydos/Shiroko ones are really boring. which is strange because i like them in game well enough.
>>555879641I’m going to bed, with Iroha.
>>555880982>>555880562>>555880616if Eri works so fine why don't we use her over sMika?
>>555881281Because not everyone is a low iq dickrolls like you.
Hina Gogurtina
>>555881281cuz Mika works better
Now that's what I call a coinflip.
Goddamn I'm so fucking bored
>>555881435hop on /bag/craft
very sus ibuki on pisskey today
Attacked by all the pinks but the red menace stopped them all.
>>555881732Yep, don't look at Iori's damage, Junko did all the work there.
>>555881435getting the eri potter audio prompted me to rewatch a couple of those movies
Sugar is a vegetable.
スパムお断り(十◎益◎)
>>555882083Himari is a vegetable
>>555882083if momoi was a vegetable she'd be the fiber and remains of vegetables in your poo
POOP GOES IN AND OUT FROM THERE
How do we fix the bab problem?
how do we fix the dead during weekends problem?it makes /bag/ look like we all party here
>>555882759Stop trying to drag others down to your level, let oji-sans rest
Babu? Not a problem.
>megubabu, my daughteror>megubabu, megu if she were a babu
I read Himari's Momotalks to see if she talks about whether she needs the wheelchair or not. All I got were toes. Where does it mention on whether Himari's actually a cripple or not?
>>555883004yes
>>555883161The lore in this game is really spread out, they keep you guessing. A story is incredibly boring if everything is answered in numerical order after all, it's good to leave things guessing until it's actually worth answeringIn volume 2 when they first talk about Himari, Momoi or Midori says she's crippled I think. But they say she's handi-capable
Himari walked up 3 flights of stairs just to sit on my face
I love legal adult pussy
>>555883651why do you get off to being humiliated?
>>555881259shes with me actually
>>555883729if that poster was iroha schizo then you're risking triggering him for no reason
>>555883716That's besides the point. I didn't say I liked it I did
Megubabu is fat and messy
>slow thread on weekendwheres everyone going? partying?
Every time I open youtube I get so hungry and I hate it.
>>555883950you ate it?
>>555883950Just dont open youtube not like there's anything on there to watch anyway
>>555883945With my friends.
>>555883945We're in the other tab now.
I can't get over how good magical girl reisa looks. It's like the pinnacle of blue archive character design accumulated during its run.
reviving this dead thread with hina detectina
I'm gonna fuck Seia's tits
Seia is overmemed
>>555883161It's not mentioned but you can tell just by her personality that she's highly narcissistic and believes a wheelchair makes her more delicate
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140573404
Himari is only slightly narcissistic
>>555882759This is a geezer general, most of us are just resting.
happy to have a slower thread today
>>555884794i want a little girl to cheer for me
watching a vtuber go at Malkuth with...less than efficient teamsthrough this, I have learned that skills like Kanna's and Wakamo's ex skills overwrite one another. erasing the final burst if you use one or the other on top
>>555881281I use SMika for my 2 other teams.Anyway SMika costs less and is faster.
My pain is far greater than yours.
>(6 hours ago)Lmao.
How much attack power do I lose on my dHina for not having swimsuit Hina?
>>555885523neglible amounts unless if you're gunning for plat rank speedruns. it doesn't matter for normal gameplay
>>555885523Via affection? A lot but why would you care? You're supposed to just borrow someone's maxed UE60 dHina anyway.
>>555885639I UE60'd my dHina last GA because I didn't have enough resources to make my sNagisa usable
GUUH
Do people still use misskey for posting BA art? Feels like I haven't heard much of anything about that in the past year
oh twitter filenames begin with H nowcool
>>555880474As a steambabu, when can I get my Free buki?
>>555885521/sora/'s thread is 19 hours old buddy.
my UE60 dHina borrow will have highest attack when people want to borrow her if my base Hina and sHina are 50 affection too, rigth?
>>555881970Just go to the goblet of fire then jump ship. After that it becomes garbage.
>>555885778half a year for the event to become permanently accessible, most likely. global got the rerun of that event half a year ago.At least, in theory they should, but this event format has never been sent to the permanent archives before. JP hasn't gotten it perma'd yet.
>>555884794How is Ein supposed to give me a footjob if she doesn't have feet
>>555885986The stump, you idiot. Like getting a handjob from a fully amputated asian masseur.
>>555885937>half a yearVery disappointed.
>>555883004babu
I've been thinking lately
>page 6Holy shit we're dead
Time for pats.
Pat you are students
>>555885758What is that?
How long until something about the Malkuth fight changes?I doubt it'll be the way it is for the whole 2 weeks>>555885758Some artists who draw cunny almost exclusively only post over there but most still main twitter
>>555885853no
>>555885924I only did 2-5 for the nostalgia
>>555885937Hey you just got me nooticing >Trip-Trap-Train getting archived next month>short month so (Cyber) New Year March should be archived in March >this would naturally lead one to believe Sunshine Girls' Serenade can be archived in April>what else is in April? We're supposed to be getting the next PV>Iroha and Ibuku shorts could also be leading to the next event as wellApril is gonna be a doozy of a month.
>>555884989who was it
>>555886850>How long until something about the Malkuth fight changes?I'm gonna guess at 50% HP, which is right about when drills end at the current rate. I have a feeling they want you to focus on drills for now.Or at least that's what I think because doing the same malkuth fight for 14 days straight feels really goddamn excessive otherwise
Babuki alt next
>>555886850How long did the Shiroko Teller fight in vol F last
>>555887043Proofs?
BRio's L2D is outright scandalousI didn't realize it shows you her popping them out
>>555886934I get the feeling they're saving pandemonium society alts for summer
>>555887096By the amount of Babu Iroha alts in twitter.
>>555887198Sucker I was waiting for someone to bite. I'll be quoting you in April with an I told you so. You better be here.
nothing will happen in april>but anon what if-IT WON'T
>>555880209
>>555887441But what if.
>>555886962七瀬ねけぴ / nanase nekepiStill live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRZ4xsn8Oecto be fair to her (ish) she wanted to use only her only students (at least at first)
>>555887085Apparently according to the wiki information the volume F showdown lasted 2 weeks. But looking at my old screenshots >Event period 03/08/2023 11:00 — 03/22/2023 10:59But looking at my old screenshots the fight ended in like 2 days. Pic related is what I saw at first
>>555887590>But looking at my old screenshots the fight ended in like 2 days.This is probably why they gave Malkuth HP worth 70 Kurokos.
>>555887590then suddenly bam, I'm at the end credits 2 days later, at least that's what the filename tells me.
>>555887297I'll be waiting to grudge you then.
>>555887085>>555887590>>555887708Malkuth has an assload of HP.It amuses me, greeting her every day with a fight. I hope someone makes a comment about how this little daily ritual feels.
Didn't you like it when Hifumi punched Saori and said "I am the blue archive?". My dick was erect and I came in pants as my pet cat walks out of the room disappointed. It was one hell of a birthday.
>>555887590Man I barely remember anything from the progression in Vol F
>>555887886My memory is shaky as well but I definitely remembered the volume F showdown not lasting as long as Malkuth. Because holy fuck Malkuth's got some fat HP stacks in comparison
maybe the real blue archive were the students we made along the way
>>555887590>Kuroko server wide HP 27,528,500,000,000>Malkuth server wide HP 950 000 000 000 000Well.. thats a lot of fucking HP compared to kuroko
Didn't you like it when Sensei punched Saori and said "I am the blue archive"? My dick was erect and I came in pants as my pet Ako walks out of the room disappointed. It was one hell of a birthday.
Has anyone tried ONodoka in JP PVP? I had to skip MReisa and DMichiru and am currently using SShiroko + Hibiki and settle for top 100.
On one hand it's kind of annoying the boss will last so long, but I'm getting a glorious amount of equipment selectors and other valuables, enough that I'll be upset if we don't get this opportunity on global.
You may thought the blue archive is just another way of saying the "story of our youth" but it is truly a physical object.
>>555888083I think 150,000,000,000,000 would have been fairmaybe even 300,000,000,000,000That's a bit too much of an increase probably.
I remember when i spent 900 ligma on onodoka to push for a better clear on an early hierogood times
Didn't you like it when Sensei kissed Toki and said "Let's get married?". My nipples were erect and I came in my maid dress as Himari walked out of the room disappointed. It was one hell of a birthday.
the blue archive is arona
>>555888294What is Ligma?
>>555888286The progression reach around 20 ish right now and that is already 190.000.000.000.000 malkuth's HP shaved of which around 7x kuroko's HP when vol F hit and we're still 3 days through the eventGotta say though 400-500 ish would be cool rather than 950
>>555888332A-are you sensei or toki?
what are you doing today /bag/? Its kind of boring so im just watching Vinny play R&C
when i think of blue archivei do not think of the studentsnor kivotosnot even senseiinsteadi think of /bag/ and all the wonderful memorieswe sharedin this epstein forum
steve jobs
>no I don't want to do an easy 2 minute fight twice per day for huge rewards we gotta go fast
>>555888447playing grandblue relink offline because i dont want to pay for ps plus to go online
>>555888514Yes. See attached Fubuki image.
>>555888514I do but I also wanna see more story.
>>555888483to who?
>dead hoursNOW EVERYONE IS FORCED TO SEE BANANAZOOS ASS
blue archive island is my home
What do you like about Hina Futanina
>>555888083>Malkuth server wide HP 950 000 000 000 000It was double that, it started at 1.9Q.
Why do wealthy and powerful people attracted to child-like body and loli?
>>555888829Who's going to see it if we're dead?
>>555888829>>555878965
Anon, what the fuck? Is this intentional.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mi45WYlvBEY
>>555888804ligma
>>555888447Watching random streams on twitch until I get sleepy or fall asleep
>>555888947If a tree falls in a forest, and no one was there to witness it, does it still make a sound?(I'm sure they talked about this briefly in Volume EX)
>due to your local region this image couldnt be displayed>check country settings>change to Japan>now it shows me the imageThank you for being easy Pixiv
>>555888447Replaying titanfall 2 on master because i miss BT 7274 and his banter with cooper
>>555888975Probably not, I don't really think about these things. The glasses might be easier to draw in a head on view now that i think about it
>>555888912Alright what the fuck
hp is stored in the hat
>>555889426we had 3 years of powercreep since kuroko
I wouldn't mind a rerun of this.Just saying.
>>555889426Probably expected more people to be able to do D and having more control over when they want to move to the next phase
rerun this
Wake up /bag/
>>555889743
>>555888975"intentional" in the sense of the sprites existing in the context of their events, maybeSeia and Nagi have poses that involve lifting their right hands (Nagi for her tea, Seia for her tit), so in the interest of not blocking their features, best to have their rear hand doing the action (though Seia is borderline facing you directly when compared to the other two, which would make sense: one member facing each direction in order to have all three framed on the same screen if need be). Something or other about Mika having her weapon clearly displayed might be a deliberate choice as well, idk. Could all just be coincidencesNagi and sSeia are very straightforward: sunglasses, and sSeia is supposed to be regularly framed next to her car
By the way, did 4chan recently change something about image hash lookups? Searching via image hashes of old screenshots I posted here isn't giving me anything anymore. Unless it's an archive issue
I can't stop sleepingI'm a restmaxxing napcel
>>555887590Kuroko... jobbed..
When is Red Winter getting micro bikini alts?
>>555890051Bye Miku, have fun in Fortnite and Pokemon.
>>555889426Well Kuroko lasted 2 days as a raid, and we had a ramp-up of powercreep since, Its only natural the devs chose not to underestimate the players this time around
>>555890198Pokemon?
>>555890234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP1EAgXd42s
>2005+11 since MapleStory>People still don't get live service game sells you powercreeps to get their games goingUncs...
>>555890286Oh damn 3 days ago, it's about time she made a song for them
>>555890347I just wanna roll more cute girls
>kot refuse to drink water and ate nothing but dry food>Shit out hard giant pellets that stick to her butt>Have to wipe her ass else she gonna drag those shit all over the floorBlue Archive
>>555890351>he missed a few years ago when Nintendo very graciously allowed a small handful of artists to use something resembling Pokemon music/sounds in their work
>banner with big boobs reaches #1 on playstore>banner with lolis doesn't reach #1 on playstoreWho could have seen that coming...
>>555890562Feed it wet food?
>>555890591Which banner came with a bunch of FOMO pakeji and the battle pass?
>>555890591But you told me BA was the lolicon game.
>>5558903472016?
>>555890351anon... Project Voltage has like a year nowMiku is now part of Pokemon for a whole year...
>>555890286>AltariaBased
>>555890658For some reason she didn't like it
>>555890753Oh... I haven't kept up since Gen 5
>>555890591>banner with big boobs doesnt have any obstacle whatsoever>loli banner has to compete with Dragonball Dokkan Battle and Pokemon TCG Pocket releasing their 40th anniversary banner and new card set with Gardevoir on the coverBe reasonable.
>>555890684>>555890861the cope is real... just ignore all the other times where loli banners flopped, ok?
>>555890861There's no overlap between lolicons and DBZfags or Pokemon TCG nerds
>>555890836You have a lot to catch up to, its a big love letter to Pokemon as a whole
>>555890861>new card set with Gardevoir on the coverFuark...
>>555890921like uh...uuuuh...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...>>555890940There's probably a bit of overlap with TCG Pocket but Blue Archive is relatively "niche" compared to Dragonball and Pokemon. You see Dokkan almost always at the top of the rankings and we went up against them during their, I repeat, 40th anniversary.
please do not fuck the cards
>>555890971Wait, I have seen that before i guess it wasn't fan art? The fuck? Must resist the pokemans
>>555891084project went for a year and still ongoing, Teto got her art during April Fools, fitting
>>555890940Anon just think for a few seconds about what you just said.Every app in the app store competes against each other for the top rankings. There's little overlap but that's precisely it. There's a lot more pokemon tcg nerds and dbzfags than there are lolicons in existence.
>>555890940It's not about the overlap, it's having to surmount gachas with even larger playerbases. Mihomo is easy to overtake but not Pokemon when they do something, nobody can actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyEWYHIGB3k
There's always an excuse isn't there
>>555891235AUTO DUB HATE
>>555891235her head is so big
Banners with tailjobs?I'm rolling
>>555891238Alright, here you go since you insist.
Say it
>Underestimating ShonenspicCHADS and PokefagsAlas, Blue Archive still made ridiculous amounts of money during the Kei and Aris banner, you can fact check that yourself
Digimon is better
>>555891320>"if i post le epic doomfox, i invalidate your post!"
>>555891332Ash should have stopped being the protag by the end of the Gen 5 anime
>>555891482yes
>>555891178>>555891226I don't get it. BA players play BA and enjoy BA. Why would anything other gachas do affect them in any way unless there is actual overlap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVl0rdtE9iM
Why are you even entertaining a numberchimp?
>>555891474Grow up bitch. Digimon and Pokemon are for kids below 10
>>555891625Seiafags aren't very smart. They don't know that you're not supposed to feed it.
Hina would say this
feed me instead I'm hungry
>>555891572Have you never seen a car race in your life? The overlap isn't the issue, it's the install base. Having more people by default keeps you at the top, that's why the Pokemon gacha is permanently gimped in the meme charts.
There should be another sportsfes event. It'd be grand
>first day of the monthno wonder it's so brown all of a sudden
>>555891295Herehttps://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/youtube-no-translation/lmkeolibdeeglfglnncmfleojmakecjb
is malkuth D autoable?
>>555891859Still weird to me that Junko didn't get the alt despite getting the spotlight that event.
>>555891172I love that she got paired with the copy Pokemon there.My favourite pokemiku is the ground one, Just because I really like flygon.
oh, it's that day huh
>>555890940>lolicons and DBZfagspuedo asegurarte que si hay muchísimo
We can't even beat YouTube
>>555891978Bing on the telly.
Saber = ShirokoRin = YuukaSakura = ???
>>555892242bing
>>555892198Pinch punch, first of the month
>>555891572What a retarded question. To put it so a brainlet like you can understand, imagine this:>BA during Rio/Himari: makes 800 million yen>DB during Rio/Himari: makes 200 million yen (by doing nothing)>Pokemon during Rio/Himari: makes 400 million yen (by doing a rerun)Fastfoward:>BA during Aris/Kei: makes 1 billion yen>DB during Aris/Kei: makes 4 billion yen (their series anniversary banner)>Pokemon during Aris/Kei: makes 17 billion yenDo you understand now? the Aris/Kei banner could do better than even Rio and Himari's banner, it doesnt matter when the competition is 2 of the biggest IPs in the world.
>>555892365>dislikes off-model boobsBASED TAKANE
Kei is such a cute LITTLE sister to Aris
>>555888912Isn't she's supposed to actually survive this Deca event?
Holy moly, I was wondering why people were using Reijo for 124.
Vol3 chapter 3, when your in the cavern at the end, one of the dialoge options is to pull out your wallet while fighting. I don't understand what happened there. I should have taken a screenshot of it. Can someone explain? Nice fsn reference btw.
???
>>555892552Where do you think Sensei keeps the adult card?
I stil don't know how reijo's ex worksdo you do it before or after the dot is applied?
>>555892536>Kei is so cracked the highest floor reached is 124
>>555892595More students should have earings
>>555892595Before.
>>555892595just beefore urself
>>555892595I know how Reijo sex works if that helps?
Can't wait to tard wrangle more JKs.
>>555890192>wake up from 12 hours of sleep>hungry, no energy to get food, so nap for 2 hours>wake up, still no energy, nap again for an hour>wake up, no energy, but enough to get my phone and browse /bag/ aimlessly while tiredI'm gonna die in my sleep today or tomorrow. Take care of my students, senseis
>>555892552Sensei has two mystic itemsAdult card, and shittim tablet
>>555892780she said the line!
>>555892780What did she mean by this?
>>555892819Seek help, retard
Why Chinese though?
>>555892912To prevent forgery or other mishaps.
>>555892819Ball up your blanket and throw it far away
>>555892912it's some weird translation thing, last time I remember people discussing this Rin apparently meant numerals written in Kanji. Or Hanja or whatever the equivalent is in the KR script.
>>555893001Now we just need the original of this.
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>555893068...so chinese
Release her
>decide to fap>balls raise up>suddenly sharp pain sensation on my right testicle>"that can't be good">think i might have sat down weird >reposition and restart>balls raise up>again sharp pain>dont know whats going on but it's already late night to find out>mood ruinedI'm a little scared admittedly
>>555893361testicular torsion maybe
we're not medical professionals man
I have a doctorate
Seia is overqualified
>>555893361I am a plague doctor irl. you need to smash your balls with a rock to free the demons that have infiltrated your scrotum
>>555893487I remember when we used to get a different anon every week talking about something that was probably going to kill them.Like that one anon who hadn't taken a shit for a week.
>>555880075>Hholy shit new xitter filename just dropped
sensei it is imperative I check your balls for medical reasons
>>555880209plausible deniability. she's known as a aris/kei fan but behind closed doors she sexually assaults momoi everyday
>>555893712What's the significance?
>>555893695No joke, my aunt died from not farting or shitting for weeks. It was a very weird death.
how is this little robot so sexy?
>>555881621/bag/ is not based enough to host vidya webrings
My balls can be exaMINEd by a medical professional only.
>>555893897because you're a p word
>>555893821Who knows, I have a few F ones. Probably age
Healthcare so bad and schale don't pay enough that we have senseis asking medical advice in gehenian reportcrafting forum
>>555888294those boobies. in my mouth
>>555893937>doddle sensei>8ch filenameFuck off back there.
>>555893361Take your ass to the doctor asap retard.
>>>/v/732051802>>>/lgbt/42518092Koharu confirmed the official student of /lgbt/
>>555877476In Germany we have a saying: "What you don't have in your head, you need to have in your legs."
>>555893949producer?
>>555893095why is Himari sitting on a big poo?
>>555894390>easily pass 90% of the timeSomebody tell him because if I do I'll hurt his feelings.
1/2
>>555894517she is a cripple and a big hiki so it's no surprise she has accidents sometimes
>>555894460In germany, you also have a saying.I only understood "train station"
i was gonna give up and beg for it but i kept searching and found the uncropped version of this comic that i kept seeingi like the last panel a lot
>>555892364delish
>>5558945932/2Nel-mama the right choice
>>555894390>>555894581I can't imagine how bad someone who transitioned looks at 35.
>>555894621well reading that reminded me of THAT edit of that cockpit scene in darling in the franxx
>>555893821it's an incremental A->Z thing. it's like getting excited about GETs or thread # milestones
>>555883945>Number of /bag/ threads by year:>2023: 2500>2024: 2907>2025: 2003People are already dropping BA and moving onto newer gachas like Stella Sora and Enfield. 2024 was the peak for BA and /bag/. Since then, it’s all downhill.
>>555892912Chinese for Asia is like Latin for Europe, it makes things more smart sounding and official
The Hina Babufication and its consequences have been a disaster for all of Blue Archive
>>555877476just ask them to let you in for today. they know in their db when your card expires
>>555894898Don't look at how long the last Stella Sora thread has been up for...
The existence of paradise... has been disproven.
>>555894950>letting in a brown wolffucker
>>555892365based
why do people do this
>>555895021Kek, I had to
The Seia keycap on the "end" key is my favorite
>>555895128He wants to escape from PvP hell
>>555894898according to the quadratic formula /bag/ will have a grand total of -128 threads in 2026
Been drowning in classes, internship, stupid amounts of coursework, and a long commute. Had a mini panic attack today and deleted BA.In theory BA doesn't take much time but it sorta is the game that pressures me to clear on schedule the most out of the gachas I play (BA, FGO, Nikke, WuWa), — dorm invites at reset, Tuesday morning updates, rushed event stages, annoying raids, missing stories. Used to knock them all out during commute and at work, but I can’t in my current environment and it's endlessly frustrating. Just staring at the app installed in my phone gave me anxiety today.I told myself I’d coast with dailies until the internship ended in 10 months, then catch up to all the stories I missed. But truth is, every minute matters now. So WuWa and BA gotta go, at least for my sanity.I like to think Mimori, Haruka, Shupos, Ibuki and Kokona would send me off with a kiss and a pat on the back. They're the students still miss the most. When I’m done, I'll basically have a forever job and hopefully I'll be at a place where I can pick BA up again.Sorry for the schizo ramble, but justifying it helps me cope with the separation. I'll miss you fuckers.
>>555895021ain't going therebut how long?
>>555894898These captchas are demoralizing. Please understand
Stale pasta, throw it in the trash or you will end up in hospital.
>>555895575holy shit BA is not that deep for you to care about dailies
>>555877476Mine let's you in with a QR, but if your phone dies or something you can just ask the employs to open and close the door for you
>>555895646I'm scared now because I had pasta just now.
>>555894172mitcher after eating american sensei's ass
>>555895307i love that song so much
>>555895690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ujTYLV2Qo4
>>555895670That's probably some post copied from Reddit going off the spacing
>>555895702why american sensei's ass? because they're nasty?>>555895575is this reddit post?
>>555892819You gotta scream at the top of your lungs and will yourself to move
>>555894898You need to account for the split too
>>555879227she's casting testicular torsion
>>555895575Anon, just do yoyr daily routine for ten minutes and close the game. You can read stories or mald on raids when you sit down during proper free time. Quit being a bitch.
>>555879227Yes, summoning Malkuth
>>555895452@arona is this true
>>555895772/bag/ told me they don't wash their butts after shidding
>>555895752>Searching for posts that contain ‘Been drowning in classes, internship, stupid amounts of coursework, and a long commute. Had a mini panic attack today and deleted BA.’. 12 results found.Just the discord troon again seething again. Probably because of Kei this time.
>>555890192>>555892819How long will you lie there, O sluggard?When will you arise from your sleep?A little sleep, a little slumber,a little folding of the hands to rest,and poverty will come upon you like a robber,and want like an armed man.
>>555895752>>555895772This posts would have gotten you ban from reddit for using the words schizo (ableist, downplaying and dehumanizing neurodivergent folks) and fuckers (inflammatory, sexually explicit).
Don't feel like scrolling further so this is all the art today, goodnight /bag/, take care of Kuroko
How smart is sensei?Is he lelouch tier? aizen tier? reinhard tier? yang wen li tier? meruem tier?
>>555895875If you're a NEET and eat healthy food you probably don't stink and don't need to shower.I eat so much fruits and veggies I didn't need to wipe for 2 months or more now.
>>555896025>how smart is sensei?half the thread is monkeys and EOPs
>>555896025Chrollo tier
>already irrelevantwhat is the Wildhunt doing wrong?
>>555896103Nah that's just you and your discord, sis. But EOP might be giving you a little too much credit.
>>555896025He is actually dumber than most of the girls in this game, they are all geniuses. What Sensei excels at is experience in life.
>>555896213how do you measure relevancy? out of curiosity
>>555894967Source on this?
We burn witches here
What are our thoughts on Miyu?
>>555894898But the narrative has always been that 2024 was a bad year.
>>555896213I think nexon really fucked up by giving us a new school when we already need new clubs in schools like Abydos or valkyrie. bonus is that all of WH feels forced and the designs are extremally boring
>>555896279It comes to him when the medication wears off.
>>555896025not dumb but he has more WIS than INT
>>555896420she makes cute and funny noises. like a distressed and tiny animal
>>555896279nobody talk or even post pic of them(?)
>>555894898> 2024> The year with the shitty mahjong collab, the devs moving out, the scatspam being at its worst> Good yearYeah nah nigga you're way off.
>>555896626have you looked into this very thread?
who asked for not one but TWO haruna alts? that don't even do anything
But there is a Rick Owens poster though
>>555896420I have a sudden urge to just look up Miyu's ass online, and imagine myself eating her cunny while she's scoping stuff out with her sniper rifle.It's an urge I get at random intervals, but I just can't stop myself once it happens to me.Her beautiful white panty hose combined with her cute panties make me unable to contain my inner desire.Tldr; Miyu Sex
If I'm into students like Aru, Chinatsu, and Chihiro, who should I be looking to spark? or will the Hayamin unit be out anytime soon and save for that?jp by the way
>>555896687ny.haruna slaps my ass every time I dare to fight someone with her in the team in PVP
>>555896569>she makes cute and funny noises. like a distressed and tiny animalsounds just like koharu, aoba and one or two shit awa awa students I'm probably forgetting
>mecha kuudere blonde maidwhat kind of crack the dev using to come up with this?
>>555896956the same kinds of devs that make a character have shimapan, no bra, and a almost invisible inner thigh mole that nobody will notice 99% of the time
>>555896420The only rabbit who didn't hate me for no reason in the beginning. She's a good girl.
>>555897202Holy shit
gakis
>>555896956Some high quality crack apparentlycause this shit is kino
Sloppagakis
>>555896734
>>555896734children pussy isn't that delicious, it smells like piss
comfy camping wife soon, I can feel it
>>555897559Mmm...
Purify thyself, get a babu Ibuki
nagi-chan healthy and yummy toes
Delirium is a bitch ass motherfucker
It's over, fucking finally manNow to save gifts for Kaya
>>555896351https://x.com/Armored_omochi_/status/2017840990783213616
Jumby my beloved...
i am japanese
>>555897770but you just started
>>555897770better see affection 100 kaya day 1
what did she mean by that?
i am brown
I am rock
>>555888083The pure HP numbers don't really matter, what matters is how much damage you can deal in one run of the highest difficulty and how many of that it takes to kill the boss.
>>555897770>Nagisa>Kayastop being horny for schizo school presidents.
>>555897972we know gookako poster
>>555897837Thanks
>>555897995Nuts...
Hina is small
My hag wife
>>555898119sex with a fat girl that weights a tons must be amazing
>>555898047How did you know?
I've had chocomint yesterday for the first time, it was alright I rate it 6/10
>>555898119>her ahegao and her ponytail swap sideswhat are the devs implying with this?
>>555898270secret nuts twin
>Ahegao
>>555898119Oh my godShe got fatter!?
theres nothing to play this weekend
>>555898405I am watching dragonball movies on netflix.
>>555898270>her ahegao
>>555895575>Playing 4 gachas while being busyYeah that's a (You) problem
>>555898682MKS
Classroom edition. Choose your seat
>there are niggers still falling for that copy macaroni
