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>>555899381LMAOOOOOOHE SERIOUSLY BELIEVES BRICKLE2 WILL SELL IN CURRENT YEAR
>Ahagay and crossdressing>Nanookgay >AkiviligayAre there any non-gays in this game??
>>555899379sockpuppet Stelle saved that trailer for me
I only want Sparxie to jerk off to she’s my cute wife
Now that the dust has settled and the pre-numbers for the revenue chart are out...what the FUCK was mihoyo thinking by aiming constance at dark skinned people(the zzz audience)
I'm thinking Nihilux wonnered
>>555899552...the skipping award
>>555899552Nihilux is a yume whos gonna self insert her and Caelus into her manga, she also hates fujos
COPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPECOPE>COPE
Momo sex
Explain
Never let HRTfags forget that they set a record low for the revenue
>>555899482She's going to sell more than Yao that's for sure.
>no character this month>low revenueWhy are you all acting surprised?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaa i cant breathe
>>555899650would be pretty sad if she didn't
>Others.
>>555899632We want to flop, xisMaybe now they will have to make an effort to fix this fucking game
OH HELL NAH HRTROONS IMAGINE SELLING LOWER THAN ZZZ'S RECORD LOW SALES ON HSR'S STRONGEST PLATFORM KEEEEEEEEEKAAAAROOOOOOO
>>555899661Genshin had plenty of months with no new character and it never got anywhere close to 8 million
>>555899661pajeets have to earn their paycheck somehow
>>555899630If Sampo is Aha does that mean we will get some yume pandering
Swannie LOVE! Swannie LIFE!Swannie WIFE!
Kafka LOVE!
>>555899735Explain
>>555899661Genshin never dropped below 10m in its 5 years of service btw. Not even once
>>555899772Bladie...
Wait if the video can be believed then does it mean that TB isn't Akivili? The video had Aha "revive" Akivili by using Nanooks golden blood. That doesn't tie into what we know of tb
>>555899661Retards or just baiting. Gacha tribalism as usual, nothing new
>>555899735Name those months (no, Sumeru days don’t count)
>>555899778There's nothing to explain. Most Genshin patches only have 1 new character.
>>>/bant/23938209
>>555899801Explain
>>555899849What do we know of TB
told you shart rail is hard carried by marketinga single period of information embargo and the game already cratered harder than fucking ZZZ on mobile
>They wanted the ZZZ audience (blacks and brown people)>They got the ZZZ audience and the game floppedAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>555899778Explain what? Genshin never dropped below 20 million no matter how dry the month was. Not even the eternal Ayaka banner did this poorly.
>>555899801Genshin never dropped below 20m actuallyHSR dis in June with a new character Cipher (18m) and now
>>555899630Nanook did have an express ticket from the SU expansions before he ascended. Might have killed him when he was boarding the train before ascending so it didn't stick then killed him for real after ascending
>>555899905which game isn't?
>>555899849>That doesn't tie into what we know of tbDid you skip Amphoreus?Lygus talked about TB being marked by Destruction, and now we know that the Stellaron has nothing to do with DestructionNot saying that the video is about TB, but that's one theory about why TB is related to Destruction and why Aha goes out of his way to help TB in the DU during the Polka incident
>>555899942You meme site didn't even exist back then.
>looks like HSR mindbreaks a lot of people
>yuribait and brick reruns>game diesShaoji will now go all in for waifubaiting with current and future expy units
Shit thread hours
Thank you for taking the crown for lowest monthly revenue ever achieved by a nu-hoyo game. Primarily played on mobile unlike Genshin and ZZZ btw
Never forget, the HSR team really saw ZZZ flopping and relaunching 3 times because they keep giving black tier asses to their character and still decided to do the same with HSR, and the game fucking tanked and flopped HAHAHAHA
>>555899992zzz is funding our relaunch
Top 10 Gacha revenue Jan 2026:Genshin: 66,04m (12m CN IOS; 1m CN IOS Cloud)Naruto: 44m (16m CN IOS)LnDS: 35,72m (8m CN IOS; 80k CN IOS Cloud)PTCGP: 35mFGO: 33,35m (1m CN IOS)Endfield: 29,55m (6m CN IOS)Monster Strike: 27,5mZZZ: 23,245m (3m CN IOS; 700k CN IOS Cloud)Gundam Eternal: 19mNIKKE: 18,65m (1m CN IOS)WW: 18,15m (2m CN IOS; 600k CN IOS Cloud)HSR: 8,0375m (1m CN IOS; 90k CN IOS Cloud)Arknights: 16,95m (3m CN IOS)
Momos...
realistically what do we lose by range banning Manila and India?
Nihilux is Furina
>>555900116Can we just range ban all IPs between Slovakia and Japan?
>>555900014>Lygus talked about TB being marked by Destructionnanook glanced at tb at the beginning, isn't it that?
>>555899942Ayakas eternal banner had the benefit of covid lockdown money and genshin was the only "high budget" gacha at the time no star rail, ZZZ, Wuwa or endfield to eat into sales? Whats your point?
>>555900116Ad revenue
Stelle game Stelle general! post Stelle sex!
>>555899549You mean yurifags
>>555900110I love them Momos
>>555899942That eternal Ayaka month made ~$130m which didn't even include the first 2 weeks of her banner
>the revenue jeets so angry they're posting gore now
>>555899871>aglaeatroon and swanposter getting comfyjeez..
>>555900178Nihilux like a real, attractive woman, with female defining features unlike Furina
>>555900021>thinking people didn't trach gacha sales before Genshin even releasedRetarded newfag
This is what mihoyo wanted, the african audienceThey should be happy that their AAA game is now making azur lane tier revenue
>>555900102>Eosfield 29mThat's a pretty good number for a fuck up release
We all knew January will flop but did anyone expect it to flop even harder than ZZZ's lowest month?
kek the more you ignore shitposters the more angry they get, soon they’ll start posting CP as well. I love how I triggered you into posting gore, keep screaming into the void now
>>555900304Not with your meme android multipliers, no.
Nihilux became a must-skip due to being a fujopag
>>555900361>That's a pretty good number for a fuck up releaseZZZ launch flopped and they made 99M btw
Why is the guy actively searching for those type of images?
>>555900398Oh so you admit the multipliers are meme now that HSR managed to outflop ZZZ?
It's finally time to merge this shitty general with the HI3 one. That way the threads won't be quite as slow and empty.
>>555900380Kinda funny how they try to dunk on Jeffy while they have loads of CP saved on their PC. And they're not even rich LMAO
HSR is just that relevant, shitposters can’t help it but cry about us 24/7 >>555900450Mihoyo’s IP is strong, ZZZ survived only because of Hoyo IP. If it had launched without it, ZZZ would’ve only made around Endfield numbers at launch
>>555900456>looking for sanity in yuripags
Yuri game
>>555900485?
>>555900450Zzz didn't charge money from random paypal user
>>555900367Yeah
realistically how do you justify cucking to the CCP this hard? yeah sure boss I'll scrap one year of work and kill my multimillion game are chinks a slave race
>>555900545Disciple of Epstein...
>>555900456dunno yuripaggies are mentally fucked, they spam everything from furry porn to beastiality to cp to gore, I’m glad HSR doesn’t care much about them which is why they cry all day
>>555900501AK IP is strong too, the original game is still very popular in japan and china
EoS soonpack it up
>check original post>posted at 12:17:53 GMT>21-12 = 8 hours ahead>countries in that GMT+8 zone>all SEA nigger countries you can't make this shit up, why is the brown monkey projecting?
>>555900587Look at what happened to Jack ma
>>555900456Notice how he stopped goreposting while trying to deflect to yuri"pags" (actually rich men btw).
>>555900631Which is why Endfield even made 40m, unlike Wuwa launch which was sub 20 mil
dead gamedead thread
/hsrg/ how are you doing after the fiasco of your latest trailer?
>>555900587Maybe if mihoyo didn't spend all of HSR profits relaunching ZZZ(a black tier ass game) maybe they would have had enough money to remake their region in time and never delay anythingBut HEY it was better to relaunch ZZZ a 3rd time, MAYBE that time would succeed>*ends up crippling their 3 games and making less than half the money they were making before releasing ZZZ*lmeow
>barely anyone talks about hsr anymore>somehow beat zzz's record low sales>new planet hype is at an all time lowYeah I'm no longer investing in a dead game
>>555899630Haha wow I hope they won't ruin these cool cosmic entities with some retarded gay interpersonal drama like in FFXIV
[GOOD NEWS]Elio is homosexual and masturbates to gay porn
>>555900450Hoyo ip is too strong that a 4 niggers in a row with 1skill and 1ult turn base game manage to succeed.
>>555900450ZZZ also had in-built community off 2(more if you count the actual dead ones) games you guys love numbers but fail to actually think about what goes into them
>>555900450Wuwa did worse than endfield
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140637670
This is why I rarely come on here, I’m thinking of getting EU to notice this shithole and alert their moral police so that jannies start shitting their pants as their shit website gets notified for hosting hate speech and illegal content and is now banned from an entire continent
>>555900653>lives in a shithole>is obviously mentally unwell given disproportional zeal he has for his delusionthe word "schizo" is often used very lightly around here, but in some cases is right on the money.
>>555900713Endfield did pretty bad for launch sales.
>>555900792just coming to claim my free Sparkle.
>>55590071329m*
>>555900880It did very good for a non-Hoyo game actually
>Aha chose (You) over the big buff black guy (nanook)
Made up numbers hours?
>>555899871I take back everything I've ever said about the swanposter But that's on me for expecting anything else from someone that uses ":3" unironically
>>555900857A new launch title vs 2nd half character banner. Of course Endfield would make more
Eulapag didn't jinx us into switching places with ZZZ as the lowest earner r-right?
Do you say E-on or A-on?
>Mihoyo aimed HSR at this "people">They will act surprised the game tankedwahahahaha
>>555900953Just like real life? Get your head out of the BBC gutter, most women chase after white men (and east asian men after a powergap)
>Govern realm with Coffee.That fits Himeko.>move worlds with glassesThat fits Welt.>always strike,strike and strike!Nihilux thinks that Swan is Feixiao or something...
>>555901020I say アイオーン
>>555901093You're not Japanese and Eye-on sounds retarded
The volcano erupting is a metaphor for my penis whenever I see Mydeimos
>>555901146Fvarking flamechaser bros pegging eachother to bond!
>>555901146Our shitposters told me that it was going to be a Phairene video...
BTA schizo having a field day today
>>555900860march is for paizuri always
>>555900450Zzz didn't launch at the end of the month tho
>>555901139https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/aeon#Etymology>from Ancient Greek αἰών (aiṓn, “age, era”)soz anon, you're on the wrong side of this onenothing personnel
I'm so happy you guys have accepted eulaschizo so he doesn't derail other generals. Thanks /hsrg/
>>555900994I mean wuwa on release
>>555901298we haven’t, xhey get banned in /zzz/ which is why xhey come here
>>555900857wuwa launched with a homo banner and endfield barely outsold wuwa... also wuwa didn't scam players with paypal lmeow
>>555901241There's enough in there for the delusional shippers to schlick to for a few weeks
>>555901391why would paypal be counted on mobile sales retard
>>555901146Thank you for the torch, Mydeimos*cums*
>>555901338Wuwa made 45m on release.
black tier asses flooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeedRejoice /hsrg/! once again some company went woke and they went broke!
>using beauty as a weapon is simply a trap set by capitalism…what?
Total Madam Herta love
>>555901476You’re literally brown and from Manila, you shouldn’t hate your own race, embrace it
The gore posting stopped real fast
Can we reach $100m again or is this a point of no return?
Transfly
>>555901646why the FUCK do you care
>>555901646Every spending event guarantees 80 mil+ pajeet, you should worry about your Withering Waves
>>555901146>The supposed """Phairene"""" MV is just of PhaideiI just woke up and my sides hurt
>>555901443anon? paypal is just a payment processor it's not a different platform.
>>555901646Not even Pagrene reached $100m on Sensortower and Phainon missed it by a few thousands
>>555901646Yeah just put triple meta reruns and spending event
C&C&C
>>555901646>Can we reach $100m>black tier ass era
>>555901646Sporkle will make 200m
Gacha games are massively profitable, caring about revenue at this point is pointless since we've already reached the 'large sunk cost audience that guarentees never going into EoS' tier [just like FGO]
>>555901740Cute
>>555901740Some people draw the ugliest fucking faces
>>555900792Say thank you to Japans Prime Minister for saving you from this slop!
>>555901740>manfaceevery fucking time
>>555901727HSR made 100, 90, and 80 mil all in one year pajeet. Not even counting for other monthsWorry about your slop gacha not even reaching that jeet>>555901759You’re from Manila
>>555901795You only say this because Shit Rail outflopped ZZZ btw
>>555901740Who and who?
Will Dawei cry during the 4.0 stream?
>>555901820*oneshots HSR*You're welcome
>>555901678Phainon wouldn't have reached 80m without Fate bannerAlso it depends on whether there's a second banner in the same month or not>Phainon had his own banner + Fate banner + Firefly/jingliu/blare rerun (3 banners)>Cyrene had her own banner + Phainon/Mydei/Cipher reruns (2 banners)Neither would've reached 80m without those other banners
>>555901719>HOLY SHIT IS THAT PHAINON GIVING A HANDSHAKE TO ANOTHER MALE CHARACTER???? KYAAA THEY'RE TOTALLY GAY!!!You people are a fucking cancer and i'm starting to hate you as much as yurifags. I hope Phainon turbosucks TB's cock the next time he shows up so you people can die off and stop infesting these threads
why does he heightmog everyone
>>555901740Hello Epstein disciple
>>555901887/bant/ thread currently it seems
>>555901895why? for a predictable dead month? There’s a reason why he’s occupied with ZZZ they need him more>>555901925>SAAR I-IT DOESNT COUNT NOW SAAR OKAY?!?!kek, your gachaslop is dead, go worry about them Flopfield flopped ranjeet
>>555901795>Comparing FGO to this flopFGO never EVER reached this low and that is an 11 year old png collector kek
>>555901958>Anon learns about perspective
>>555901895He'll be busy crying during Flop Krai's next streamA giga dead patch flopping is nothing compared with their giga shilled archon cum fatui main push flopping
>>555901940Melty welty
>>555901958lanklet needs some wins after getting exposed by Phainon
>>555900792is anyone actually falling for clown path after how bad remembrance was>zero usable f2p cones>have to go all in even if you only like one or two characters>half are bricks and you won't know which until the very end
>>555901916Me supporting my wives.
>>555901958He's the strongest
>>555901740
>>555902069You are a man with receding hairline
>>555902109My hair is perfect, actually.
>>555902095Kinda true desu.
>>555902109uh oh baldy melty
>>555902095Epstein’s disciples ofc love Kamala, another one who loved visiting their island
>>555902025Phaidei rabu
>>555899549so who wonnered??
>>555902025Taking a deep whiff at my bare hand after touching Mydeimos' bare shoulder and masturbate
>>555902063of course. remembrance pullers have no soul. they will continue rolling for CCP mandated teams and support this company's jew practices
>>555901998>predictable dead monthIt's significantly more dead than ever before + the delay which will completely drive it into the ground and the past year+ has been rough in general with the retcon patch and the changes to Amphoreus maps due to player feedback
>>555901998>>SAAR I-IT DOESNT COUNT NOW SAAR OKAY?!?!>kek, your gachaslop is dead, go worry about them Flopfield flopped ranjeetWhen did I say it doesn't count? I'm just explaining it how it is. Having 2 banners vs just 1 banner makes a difference.Phainon probably even wouldn't even have reached 60m if it was just his own banner (like with Skirk and Columbina)
>>555902207>woke flopped, againChina won
>>555902207Love and Deepspace mogged both HSR and Genshin.
How long until the threads are usable again
>>555902247Don't reply to the brown creature.
I am going to try sounding for the first time. Any tips?
Yuri general
>>555902247>SAAR PHAINON FLOP OKAY SAAR???kek, like I said, go worry about your dead gachaslop game they need you and your financial advice >>555902228And yet nothing will happen and HSR will always remain the way it is because it has its solid playerbase of pay piggies while you’ll cope and seethe and dilate, now go save Withered Waves they need you
>>555902345
Everyday I'm thankful I never became obsessed with made up numbers
wheres the war chart I need to see it
>>555902463>>>/vmg/
>>555902417>everydaySounds like you're plenty obsessed with it actually
>>555902347>solid playerbase of pay piggiesLooks like they aren't here anymore seeing as the game just outflopped ZZZ KEEEEEEEEEEK
>>555902247Columbina has Ineffa which should have padded up numbers since now they form a wheelchair (yet she still flopped)
I could use a million right now
Smells like indian in here
>>555902502lets see your gigashilled void hunter + spending event sales now pajeet KEEEEEEEK, sold lesser than Columbina even
>>555902509And Phainon had Sunday/Tribbie/Sparkle with him.I'm not talking about who's running with them. I mean an entirely different banner. If Columbina's banner started in the first week of January and Genshin had its second half banner (Zibai) then the revenue would've been decently higher. Phainon his reruns with him and then also the Fate banner and then also the 3 reruns at the end of the month and they all add up.
SAAR
listen to me
>>555902672zibai will flop tho
>>555902672Sorry Flopshin jeet, maybe head back to /gig/ you need to find a way to save your game since Flopbina is the only (peak) of Nod Krai
>8mkwab
>>555902025>touches another man's shoulder in real life>fujos will believe i'm gay for that man
>>555902269there's no way bina lost to love and deepspace
>>555902918You are too ugly for that.
>>555902821Unironically too muchI had hoped for 1m or 2m at most to force these faggots to fix this shit game
>>555902918That's assault in some countries phainon
>>555902918false equivalences and that's assuming a woman would even look at you
>>555902959For fujo standards maybe
>>555902918Do you also moan with other men in the baths
>>555899379We just had a major battle so we're going on a vacation in planarcadiaSurely nothing will go wrong.
I hugged my friend back at school, thats how friendships were in the past but I get it, todays generation is touched starved and lonely and haven’t experienced friendships
is eulapag cord raid over yet
>>555903069You'd "moan" too if you tried to stay very long in hot water
>>555903089i still hug all my male friends
>>555903107Yes, now we have people trying to defend Phainon's non existent heterosexuality
In my country we kisses each other on the cheeks to say hello, fujos probably think it's very gay
I’m not a fujokek but the gay bath scene is just too gay, hugging and shit is fine friends do it all the time
>>555903245oh it's pablocord hours then
>>555903354Stop deflecting, it's embarrassing
https://x.com/ProjectMili/status/2017885637706449078
>>555903327The bath scene, the date, the library, the i will let you stab me forever, etc
>>555903267In my country we greet friends and family with kisses on the cheek too and I don't think it's gay. Mainly because fujo applies to beautiful fictional men.
>>555903476Exactly, that shit is straight up deliberate like they want it to be for the fujo audience
I want to kiss this cat on her cheeks
I tell my male friends that my metaphorical library is always open for them as wellThey are friends with benefits btw
>>555903089Back in school while in class, you sat next to a male classmate? You are gay and you two fuck
Wheres lava chicken?
>That Aha gif with Nanook is now basically canon
>>555903772SalesGODs managed to exorcise this demon, but only for this thread
>>555903772hugging male friend
>>555903772found dead in a ditchjust like this game
Salejeets are done?
I suck my male friend's cock all the time and he sucks mine.Its fine and masculine because our balls don't touch
>>555903938Phainon...
How do we save HSR at this point...?
>>555903938Caelus...
>>555903903You woke them up again, congrats
>>555903970By not paying for it anymore
>>555903938Stelle...
>>555903970Turn all current yuribaits into waifubait, use the retcon cats if they have to
this picture drives me crazyjust wanted to share
Nihilux won
>>555904052Thank you for sharing.
>>555904052Oh my thats Japanese Kafka
>>555903903The main dish is in less than 1 hour when the chart updates
>>555904058I love fujos
>>555904052Share more
>>555904058>>555899589
>>555903267Fellow italian anon?
>>555903970add shotas and actual gameplaythe latter isn't too necessary though
WOW the MV basically confirms that Cyrene is in love with PhainonYet another victory for Phairenechads
>>555902757nta but I agree she likely will flop despite how perfect her banner is with the 4 star characters at least giving her what sweats would call a 1 cost team if you go C6 for some of those unitsShe's basically a stronger geo skirk but many will skip her cause everyone has wuxia fatigue and then you'll see a shit ton of posts weeks or month down the line saying they regret not pulling her as per usual
Any other Austrians in here?
>>555901958Can we get some neuvilette memes with him
>>555904156Nyo, but my dad is italian
>>555904304I wanted herbut I rolled constellations for my bina nefer team instead. rolling a c0 zibai with dodgy 4 stars when I have a perfect nefer c0r1 lauma c1 and now bina c2 feels dodgy
>>555904052My wife Makima isn't a trashy slut like that!
>>555902757>black tier ass charactercorrect
>>555904417Translation for the mere mortals?
How is Varka shaping up?
>>555904042>Dahlia>waifubait>Hysilens>waifubaitWhat do you want Black Swan and Bronseele that badly too
The pains of being a harem protagonist. He's not gonna make it
>>555904270we have some shotas on the backburner, the question is when they'll release them
>>555904042ML pag pandering Slophoreus killed the game
>>555904556>Nanook: Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Can you say that again?>All 3 dialogue choices: I will destroy you.
>>555904605I'll gladly take his place, I'm not gonna make it either but that's how I would want to go.
>>555904042uh oh the Epstein fanboys didnt like this
>>555903464Momo in a suit is too damn hot
I am so close to becoming a Nanook yume...
>>555904284Cyrene's love is different from the love you're thinking of
>>555904602BS is waifubait already
>>555904417POAST SAUCE
>>555903970We don't, but Mihoyo could if they decided to focus on Kafka.
>>555904381the lunar shill could end once 6.5 hits for all we know if nicole is some main dps for hexerei instead so buffs go into atk scaling and anemo/pyro shit since lunar reactions so far is avoiding cryo and pyro like the plague. So Lunar shilling could definitely be a rugpull, if you have those units already then no need for a 3rd main dps lunar unit basically since c2 bina can be onfielded now
Imagine being a Phairenekek, Phainon is a gay man and thats ok. Media has plenty of cool gay men like Vegeta, Goku, Gojo, GilgameshAll of them are gay and cool
>>555904802https://x.com/sakae_0_0/status/2017916841293996534
>>555900797
>>555902345im gonna touch you
>Gojo>gay
Sparkle keeps herself CLEAN and PRISTINE for Caelus
>>555904932No touchy!
>>555904956But she keeps herself unkempt and smelly for me!
I LOVE NANOOK
>>555904906Thanks!
>>555904835You lost me at the second part of your post.Go back to india jeet
>>555904270Your Welt SP has arrived.
You will always love Sparkle even if she gained a little weight right?
>>555904626I've been waiting for too long so I've lost faith. Not even a single 5* one since Yanqing and we're nearing 4.0...
I can't believe Smelle is fucking dead
>>555904953Him and Geto and probably the new Narusasu
>>555904417nanook in a suit being semi-canon is really funny to me
Surely, he will appear in 4.xHaha...
>>555905054Keep crying, all of them have male love interests
>>555905071>>555904908>>555904746is the snot your weird little fetish?You are weird
>>555905034oops wrong pic
>>555904828it also sounded dumb for me, I already have a giga invested team that wants bina, getting a f2p c0r0 team that also wants bina sounds like a good way to brick myself. the only excuse is geo check boss but at this point I can just bruteforce it I feel. of course, won't work for dire, but I don't really care about dire anyway.
>>555904978touchy touchy
>>555903970More expies
>Aha schizo posting on main
Gojo loves Geto so much that he starts laughing and cracking jokes a minute after killing him lolololol
>>555905205
Describe Nanook's personality
>>555905097The formula will remain the same>Smelle in jobber trailers>Caelus late during the waifu shill patches
>>555905169the snot makes it hotter I was watching a lesbian hardcore jav and the end of it they where both crying and hugging eachother and a long string of snot came out from above (they were both laying down) one of the girls took the snoot with the finger and kept licking and trying to catch it with her mouth while they where cryingidk that awakened something in me
>>555905329NTR bvll
We all love satosugu here
>>555905413Gojo is a gay man
>>555905329He's a worm. All worms have no personality
>>555905064cute!
>>555905405He's literally a cuck though? Aha backstabbed him for Akivili
Who won? Who lost?
>viral marketing works>now all faggots on social media are shipping aeons like retardsaha is too smart
Gege:>Gojo dates women regularly and even wears his cool shades for them>Gojo has a wallpaper of a sexy gravure model>Gojo changed the wallpaper of the sexy porn model because his close female friend didn’t like it>Gojo would’ve looked for a sugar mommy if he wasn’t a Jujutsu sorcererFujos:>SHUT UP SHUT UP GEGE WOULD NEVER BETRAY MY HEADCANONS WHY ELSE DID I SPEND ALL THIS MONEY ON JJK MERCH RREEEEEEEEE
>>555905458So what’s your personality then?
>>555901723That ranks for the paypal app, not the apps that use it. App rankings are based on in-app purchases only.
>>555905405Not anymore, he is a cuck and everyone now is memeing as an Aha bottom LMAO
>>555905118Is that design even real at this point? I don't remember where we even got it from.
>>555905549jej why are they like this, unlike Phainon Gojo has only shown attraction towards the opposite sex and all his actions are to make himself seem cool towards women
>>555905347I think most JAVs are disgusting as many criminals are basicly forcing women in debt to act in those videos. The faces of the men are censored because most often they are wanted criminals
OUR HEROES
Terraria wonneredHoyoslop flopped
>>555905539These are the ones that don't play or spend money
>>555904602I want Acheron
>>5559023925 of those are top-sellers in their respective release years.
Hyacine is fucking DEVOTED to Caelus>>555905645Minus all of the worms
>>555905645Cerydrabros...
>>555905589It was in beta files years ago.They most likely changed it somewhat by nowPersonally, I want them to scrap it and turn Elio into a tall male instead
>>555905660I never played terraria.. and since I don't have any friend that would also be inexperienced, I probably never will.Honestly, playing such games with people who know what they're doing isnt fun. I played modded minecraft for the first time 2 years ago with some friends, I went to sleep and they had dragons, meanwhile I had kittens.
>>555905623Fujos are mentally ill, more news at 11
>>555905718Hyacine would worship our dick before sucking it
>>555905747KEK i didn't notice
>>555905332Smelle gets the lore relevant trailers doebeit
Wives
>>555905874She really doesn’t, except when the time comes to job I guess since they don’t wanna make the male MC look weak
Nihilux and Castorice masturbating together to Phaidei fanarts
>>555905906And then, Khaslana and Blade killed themselves.
paglus fucking flopped and slopped vtw
Will Nihilux be a main push? We are missing one no?
Please say sike Hoyo.SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!
FUARK! I didn't know nanook had this much game
>>555905906ruined by firefly
Whomst the sexiest fujo in this game?>Cyrene (ships Phaidei)>Castorice (ships Phaidei>Nihilux (ships Ahivili + Ahinook)
>>555906138But Aha is clearly a woman in the trailer
>>555906084The last main push is most likely from Ampho.It's in 4.7/8 so def. not Nihilux.Wouldn't be shocked if it's Tribios.
>>555905947keep telling yourself that
>>555906138I like Nihilux's looks the most but the other two have better taste
>>555906223Joker also dressed like a female nurse for shits and giggles
>>555905561? anon it's just a payment option. do you think that if you pay via konbini it wouldn't count towards the game's mobile revenue?
>>555906332But is nihilux interpreting Aha as a woman because she hates homosexuality and loves heterosexuality because shes a yume who ships herself with Caelus
>>555906084It seems like it. They can only choose 1 character to "preheat" in this trailer.They chose to not give a spotlight to either of the 3.0 characters even when they are the headliners of the patch- which implies that nihilux has a higher promotional priority than them.They didn't pull out yae sakura or silver wolf either, even though usually they are pretty transparent who the anniversary push is beforehand (TGA trailer, castorice being on the thumbnail of nameless faces, etc).
>>555906364>googleThose charts track IOS, not play store.
Cyrene: Mynaxa is my favourite ship
>She really doesn’t
>>555906414Where is Caelus in the trailer
>>555902196How do you even square this up against the other guy actually being Epstein's close friend and fucking and killing children with him?
>>555906449it's google play and ios retard
>>555906581You will need to wait for her relase but we already stabilished shes a yume
>>555906628No, only IOS.
>>555906075In your dreams. His trailer was popular, Stelle who?
>>555906449you think you can't use paypal to pay in ios?
>>555906732Those views are really low for the most shilled character in the planet
>>555906732>mfw elysia is failing
But I was told Nanook is a dom alpha daddy bvll.........
>>555906787>Deliverer trailerCaelus was the most shilled on the planet?
Jobnook bros... Even in a fanfiction we still job...
>>555906907I dont even know what kind of point you are trying to make
Flop status?
>>555906995I wish every single worm in the entire game met this fate. Kill them all so HSR can be a pure game
>>555907096>T. wormpag
>>555906989It's Trailblazer trailer. Literally in the title
>>555907096You shouldn't have started a game that had males since the start, you clearly lust for cock.
>>555906687>mobile revenue>n-no it's only iosyou can also use paypal to pay in ios.
The upside of having worms in your harem game is to watch them flop to horrendous degrees, then watch the AIDSniggers and cuckolds try to justify why they flopped. It's always a good time
>>555907163So an entire trailer jorking off Caelus and girlfriend baiting with Cyrene the most shilled character in the planet and thats all the views it gets? Dahlia the fucking flop is already at 2 million
>Poonook is not only a brown, a jobber, but he is also now a cuckOur final villain right here bros
I lust for pussy
wormheng almost kissed you at the start of the game btwpipe it down
>>555907318Honkai Star Rail females....
wyell?
>UGHHH I hate males so much>is a male
Seele's unkempt, unruly pussy? For Caelus
Post BLACKED mydei fanarts
>>555907541>I hate males that aren't mefixed
Why do you hate your own gender?Do you perhaps wish you were a woman instead?
>>555907292>only 40k likes
>>555907580so you hate your father?
>>555907541>males fight other males to get womenit tracks though?
>>555907685He can't hate what he doesn't have.
>>555907724You are arguing with women
>>555907580More like you hate everyone including yourself but Caelus since you don't even say "you", you straight up say Caelus lmao
>>555907756POW
>>555907685He left to buy milk 20 years ago and never came back...
>>555907541
>>555907775>women
Vita's clean, pristine pussy? For Caelus
Add a galge dating mode, HSR is old now time to retain players and give the attracting new players job to HNA (the next new Hoyo game)
>>555907637
>still no pvp chart
>>555907297he is just like poodei>brown>emasculated sissy fag>keeps jobbing
>>555907963You have aids saar
>>555907963Its a good thing, may every Indian commit suicide due to a lack of charts
>>555907997>blond>brown????
>>555907915Shay kill yourself
I wish I was a girl.I wish I looked like CerydraI wanna be a cam girl and get tons of donations from simps.I wanna invest money into passive incomes and live a happy life even after I retire from streamingI also want to suck a muscular and hung chad's dick and be his convenient onehole
>>555908064I’m Indian but was born with blonde hair, my skin is bronze so it makes me look like an Indian-Greek warrior
>>555907963Im salivating already
>>555907096This and start with Paglus
>>555908064sissydei is canonically a black or brown coded male
total paglus death
>I’m Indian but was born with blonde hair
Yes saar I too am blonde
>>555908156Sorry megatroon but they killed Stelle so they can start a new planet with caelus
I want a yuri highschool SoL spin-off manga of Cerydra and Hysilens
My GOAT is a brown, weak cuckold
>>555904928HSR or hoyo in general can only wish they can make their own Emet Selch, but they’re too pussy or jelly legs to make one.
>"Indian but was born with blonde hair">"look like an Indian-Greek warrior"
>>555908226That's still very white lol
>>555908317But it’d end up in a threesome with a man, since Hysilens is bisexual. Is thet how all yuri stories end?
>>555908339Bladie's POV
C&C
>>555908317same!
>>555908406just say that you have a fetish for black males and go
>>555908449>they’re looking at (you) to join in and fuck them tooC&C indeed, true to the story in game
>>555908467Are you a retard
>>555908421Stelle is the canon Trailblazer for Hysilens
>>555908576You are falling for the anti Mydei schizo bait
>>555907096Silence nigger and go on the cuck chair
>this is white according to some people
WHERE IS IT
>>555908449Acheron's POV
>>555908627Bina: Don't touch my man
>>555908587aka for Caelus as well, thank you for agreeing. Hysilens our bisexual queen
Oh boy I can't wait for ai generated numbers to tell me if my game is loved by chatgpt or not
>>555908587That trailer was literally made up story which imply Cerydra hated Hysilens btw
Yuri is white people things
>no charts>thread is just one nognog spamming ship wars and replying to himself fighting on both sideslel
I’m glad Honkai Galge Rail is for us who want to have a galge experience with Honkai wives I also can appreciate the fujos who also get quite a lot of content from our galge game. HSR just wants to be a chink FGO, who also targeted those two demographics
>Trying to call white people cuckoldsWho is this trying to own?
>>555908709So he jobbed to a foid what a nigger that dottore is
>>555908449Why are they looking at me (an adult male) so seductively? Aren't they lesbians or something?
Here's your main push bro
>>555908889>adult men and women>sexual intercourse>breeding to secure the future of the white raceEpstein diddy bluds and their yuri disciples hate this
>>555908801The paggie didn't like this trvke
uh oh unironic anti yuri melty lmeow why are caelusnogs so fragile
uh oh tumblr porn schizo is here
I like yuri in fictions but I hate lesbians in real life.
>>555908935There's no such thing as a lesbian in a gacha game. If there is a male MC in the game, she is his property. Simple as
Can we talk about HSR story
>>555908641I can also look for tumblr tier fanart
>sales charts delayed>yuripags and gacha grailers camping the threadnow we know who the shitposters are
Can a ShipGOD explain it to me?Nanook likes Aha but Aha likes Akivili?Or Nanook likes Akivili and was using Aha?
I don't know who is having a melty rn
>>555909059Damm, did Columbina flop that bad?
Guys i jerked off ten minutes ago and you are already making me go to the second round
Your zzz target audience sir(also constance target audience)And mihoyo still wonder why they killed their most profitable game KEK
>Silver Wife is the main pushOne of my og waifu is gonna be receiving so much love its unreal, loved her since 1.1
>posting chopped dicksoy vey
>>555909153Tthe trailer is Nanook -> Aha -> Akivili
fify's heavenly stinkies
Its starting to look more and more like the next planet is going to just be a joke. I wanted TB to finally turn into a cool character but I guess that's just not going to happen, we still haven't gotten a weapon that's cooler than the flaming lance
Cute Wolf is so needy... She needs her Caelus so much
>>555909254Based ngl
Salejeets need to die
>>555909048>those cutsit all makes sense now. so this is what mentally ill shartdei schizos self insert as
>>555909312you don't like caelus dancing and drawing pink hearts?
Sunday's sister? CONQUERED by Caelus
>>555909312Wait for hunt or nihility region
>>555908747>trailers with Stelle>made up story>bad end trailer>now again made up storyIs Stelle even real?
Is the yuribrown seething because flopbina flopped?
>HSR went from being the most profitable gacha to being the biggest flop in just 1 month>All because they wanted the brown zzz audience and they gave their latest character a black tier ass>Even after having all the market research from the zzz and genshin team that doing that kills gameKEK
>>555909407I kinda like TB when he writes “remember to die” and flicks the message at the opponent.
>>555909506Constance was last month tho
Elio should look like picrel>Long white hair>Short>Flat>Frail>Arrogant, haughty, bratty and self centered>Throws a tantrum when things don't go like planned>Exhausted from climbing a few steps of stairs
>>555909407Spends more time with a lance in cutscenes so I hope it'll get a buff
>be filthy rich elite pedo with all the connections in the world>still manage to get caught somehowwhy are yuripedos so stupid?
>>555909601This is the only way to save HSR
>>555902773Columbina did better than Phainon and Cyrene though with no spending events and no 3 reruns.>>555909506>HSR went from being the most profitable gacha to being the biggest flop in just 1 monthHSR never surpassed Genshin in yearly revenue
With our threads being like this, are we finally in the running for "most mentally ill general on this board"?
How to make Elio likeable:1) Make her a girlHow to make Elio unlikeable1) Make it a worm
Mywife love!
>>555909701Nah Phainon sold far more and also has double her fan art
Can (you) fix zaunite?Can you fix her problems and make her happy and make her realize how wonderful is being in love?
bro is really posting tumblr creampie gifs
>>555909701Phainon and Cyrene and Cassie all hit #1 in multiple countries when the chart was fully updated Flopshin jeet KWABBBPic rel is for Cyrene but it was similar for Phainon and Cassie as well
>>555909654oh my godddd TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN CAN NONE OF YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
>>555909701>Columbina did so much better in IndiaLmao you can't make that up. Still didn't help her much lol
My alpha wolf husband...
Why couldn’t Fei xiao have muscles like in the video?
i can't remember mydei and phainon personality but at all
>>555909701>"Columbina did better than Phainon and Cyrene">Columbina: 9 tiktok hours>Phainon: 15 tiktok hours>Cyrene: 24 tiktok hours
>>555909701>HSR never surpassed Genshin in yearly revenuekekAlso reminder HSR went from THIS to being outside of the top 100
>>555909842KEK Genshilljeets being disingenuous niggers as usual Notice how Indians (Genjeets main audience) don’t spend on GODrail, truly a jeet game with a jeet audience
What killed the hype?
>>555909802It's a cuck. It's getting what it wants by being on the outside looking in at fulfilling relationships
damn he really wasted THREE ips just to post tumblr gifs
>>555909802i could try but im an incel sensitive young manbut im pretty sure if i let her aggressively ride me until she's exhausted and let her spoon me i might fix herangry women are angry because they can't release their maternal urges on someone/something
>>555909950Amphoreus filtered all the Indians away, based
Himeko will rape
>>555909935ermm phainon is a boyfailure who loves to dress in yellow and purple and mydei is a gap moe autistic female coded musclepig who is too retarded for civilized society
>>555909802Zaunite is a lesbian woman so the only person who can fix her needs to have 2 X chromosomes, something that 99% of /hsrg/ lacks
Why are people expecting players to spend on a filler patch rerunning penacony units instead of rolling for columbina, shungguang, wuwa 3.0 and endfield’s release? No really, shitposters aside, why do people think anyone in their right mind believes fugue is worth spending on over any of those and with 4.0 right around the corner
>>555909848Don’t minimize the damage done to anime lesbians, chuds
Zaunite is ethnically Indian, she was fucked from birth. Its unfortunate but it is what it is
>>555909802her nasty snatch can only be satisfied by a very young man. Very disturbing indeed
>>555910113Zaunite doesn't like dicklets doe, so you better be hung
Can (you) fix shay?Can you fix her problems and make her happy and make her realize how wonderful is being in love?
anti-yuri melty keky
>>555909363>so this is what mentally ill shartdei schizos self insert as>is a Sigga image???????
>>555909701>Straightrene did horrible in India and Indonesia>yuribina did extremely well thereYuripags...
>wake up to new Phaidei Feels good
hymm i thyink your parents won't care if your face gets torn apart by speedboat turbines. in fact they won't care if you kill yourself right now
uhoh zaunite melty
who here will be playing resident evil requiem next month, I’m excited to Planarcadia, Endfield (I play HSR and Endfield a lot nowadays) and the new resident evil game looks amazing
>>555909946Now add CN android, lost sales from multiple countries IOS revenue due to apple tax, PC, Playstation, Xbox, third party purchases and top-up center>>555909842Post columbina's peak rankings then. I posted the first update for both banners while you're showing the peak for Cyrene.Also Bina released in new years which is far more competitive than November. You lost.>>555909797Phainon is the worst selling main push in 2025.
>>555910309I don't think this is true at all. You are loved!
>>555909802Swanniesis can fix Zanie I'm sure of it. She needs to take one for the team
>>555910248i think i amim not familiar with gen z sluts but i think they like malnourished losers that at least smell good and have a long cock i might be a fit for themim still a virgin though but willingly
>>555909935They are both fags this alone summarize their personalities
>>555908824>>555905581>>555906145>>555904956>>555907561>>555907878what do you call this?
>>555910367>my HEADCANONkwab, go save Genshin jeet your game needs you. No maps, no nothing and it calls itself an open world game? Maybe if you had spent money during Fontaint and Floplan Flopl Krai wouldn’t be so barren and empty
>>555910375my parents love me nyestoo bad some anyons aren't so fortunate
>>555910419indonesian
>>555910276Now what can we expect from mydeitroonies who would use any mentally ill loony they can project themselves onto
>>555909953Salejeets
>>555910419Not an Epstein disciple, that's for sure
>>555910419Healthy male behavior.
>femorrhoid who sits here spamming anal worms the entire day everyday>>>>>loved by parentskek
Its unfortunate, Genshinjeets have become the new Wuwajeets. Good for our zzzCHAD bros tho, they realize they are a niche game and stay in their lane, secure, and don’t feel the need to shill their game like a desperate jeet
>>555910367>"Bla bla bla"Holy copeGenshin is on downward trend. Same as HSR or ZZZ. It's plain to see if you compare Columbina to previous region. Especially Sumeru or even Natlan.Nod Krai didn't save itMavuika had 35 tiktok hoursColumbina is Skirk tier lmao
supiki
>>555910419God forbid men being attracted to girls
>>555910494You aren't making sense bro
>>5559104193 lies followed by 3 truths
>>555910419being a brown seanigger
>>555910634>Mavuika had 35 tiktok hoursDamn she needs to post more on her tiktok account then
>>555910419He’s wrong about Flopshin (the troon game) but he’s right about HSR (straight galge game)
>>555910584can you walk to the nearest family member available to you and say this out loud to them and proceed to report us on a scale of 1 to 20 how fucking they are disappointed in you
>>555910381Swanbro is a man
>>555910697He just likes Mydei very much
what is it called when a group of indians accuse each other of being cow dung eaters
>>555910810she's not
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/555899379/deleted/deleted/Average pagjeet trying to pin the blame on yuriKINGS
>>555910802>t. flopshin jeetunlike you saar, we have a family who’d probably laugh it off as us acting like a retard. Too bad your slum in India has a low life expectancy
>>555910849zaunites
>>555910634>Columbina is Skirk tier lmaoColumbina did better than Skirk who did better than Mavuika (not counting Citlali/arlerinde rerun) who did better than castorice who did better than phainon who did better than cyrene.Besides, according to professional data analysts on subreddit r/gachagaming, gacha revenue for January is always underestimated because of Tencent games' massive sales affecting the rankings and thus sales of banners. So Columbina did even better.
>>555910864Different deletion times, lil jeff
>>555910861Proofs?
>according to professional data analysts on subreddit r/gachagamingGenshill jeets unironically typed this out. Let that sink in.
>>555910849izzat farming
>unlike you saar, we have a family who’d probably laugh it off as us acting like a retard.and he pressed enter proud of him kekw
Cassie? SMITTEN by Caelus. CONQUERED by him
I only like the aglaeasister
>according to professional data analysts on subreddit r/gachagaming
>>555910979Sarcasm
i only like hsryumes who's fantasize about raping a cute sensitive virgin boy like me
>>555910948What's the matter, Rajesh? Did you run out of blacked porn and gore? Time to falseflag by spamming westoid lesbian art now?
No matter how much you shill it, I won’t be playing Flopshin, we all moved on to Endfield here, a game with better graphics and gameplay
What's preventing you from cursing Vishnu and Brahma on your salesposts?
>>555910861Won't believe it until xhe posts xer boobs with a timestamp or something
>>555910924>did better then SkirkShe didn't>who did better then MavuikaShe didn'tShe performed worse then b*keShe performed worse then CastoriceShe performed worse then PhainonShe performed worse then CyreneYour yuritroon banner flopped. Now stop ruining these threads, accept that you are the second class citizens of Gacha and fuck off.
>>555911241well she won'tleave her alone
>>555911219>we all moved on to Endfield hereYeah everyone left HSR and ZZZ for endfield meanwhile Genshin remains unaffected.
>>555911043
chupipip
HARSH TRUTH:>the ‘manilatroon’ aka Eula poster aka femmhoroid schizo is from Netherlands>the ‘Caelus pags’ are from various countries ranging from Norway to UK to US to Australia to Brazil>the trooncord are from East Europoor nations >the ‘wuwajeets’ and salesposters are all from US and Canada>the yuriposters have been identified from Europe to US to Thailand to Braziltl;dr: Shitposters are overwhelming from Europe and AmericaNot a single Indian flag has been identified
>>555911223Do modern indians still believe in those
>>the ‘manilatroon’ aka Eula poster aka femmhoroid schizo is from NetherlandsHAHAHAHAHAHA
I would crush you all easily and make you scream while i break your weak bones
>>555911043Caelus POV
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Tell me about Wuwamphoreus.
>>555911445Any info on the fujos?
my pussy? for a dyke
>>555911445TRVKEM NVKEM
>>555910924>why are numbers so low>here comes the copiumReal answer? Because they didn't hit number 1 spot or spend less time on number 1 spot than in previous months which means they made less money. No amout of mental gymnastic will change the fact that games higher on the ranking make more money
>>555911392average yumequeen before they start to use me like a living dildo and rack their nails on my chest claiming ownership
where is the chart :(
Nihilux keeps her pussy CLEAN and pristine for Caelus
you're all a bunch of DUMMIES
My pussy keeps throbbing when yuri art gets posted…
>>555911469He's not. It's a very obvious VPN. Holland is like the biggest supplier of those
>>555911619here sis
>Stay up late waiting for the pvp chart>The chart is 2 hours lateI destroyed my sleep schedule for this...
>>555911712Get rekt saar
>>555911712Its only evening in India saar
>>555911712pffff cringe and underage i hope
>>555911445Pretty sure I'm the only Norwegian in here and I'm definitely not a Caelus pag
>genshin mogged other gachas so hard that even salesjeets switched sides to genshinI'm sorry for what my game's community is about to become...
>>555911682We need to reclaim jiggle physics from our imouto
>>555911763An Aether/Caelus poster is also from Norway who posted hand + passport
>>555911551You're wrong. Even last year Mavuika was like only number 4 and yet she did significantly better than Miyabi was reached #2 2 weeks before her. It's about how much other games are making. No banner in HSR would reach #1 in January as well considering HoK will be taking up that spot. HoK's revenue for this month js over 400m.
Sparxie? Keeps her pussy CLEAN for Caelus
>>555906420>They didn't pull out yae sakura or silver wolf either, even though usually they are pretty transparent who the anniversary push is beforehand (TGA trailer, castorice being on the thumbnail of nameless faces, etc).Considering the delay and the change of main push I don't think it's really surprising
>>555911831That's embarassing. Most of us are chill people, but I guess there is some sour apples everywhere
>>555912015>no Indian flag>the only SEA flag is the resident Firefly Vietbro who we knew aboutYup, shitposters are all Euro, including ‘manilatroon’
Elio should've been a woman.
>>555912015I feel betrayed reading some of the later posts
https://www.reddit.com/r/gachagaming/comments/1qszl6a/gacha_revenue_monthly_report_january_2026/eosfield launch lost to old man banner in fgo...
Male used goods ranked by bodycount:>Aventurine (got passed around rich old men and women)>Sampo (gets raped by womanlets like Sparkle)>Sunday (got diddled by Gopher Wood and other pastors)>Gallagher (looks like a sleazebag who sleeps around)>Mydei (got groomed by his 5 friends and Krateros and was also the fleshlight of the Kremonan detachment)>Phainon (is a penniless lad and people pleaser who sleeps with anyone that begs him and also for money)>Jiaoqiu (got knotted by wolves)Had sex with a single person:>Anaxa (probably had hatesex with Aglaea)>Arlan (Asta's exclusive slave)>Welt (has a wife)Permavirgins>Argenti (remains pure for Idrilla)>Blade (dead foxian crush)>Boothill (is a cyborg)>Dan Heng (is dickless)>Ratio (is too autistic for sex)>Gepard (is saving himself for his sister)>Jing Yuan (too retarded for sex)>Luka, Misha, Yanqing (too pure for sex)>Moze (idk he looks like an autist to me)
at least they're aware it's pure slop in the eyes of actual fans
>>555911885Tiktok have no dead months if you stay above it longer then you made more. It's that simple
>>555912278All snake mommy and Logres
>>555912278>barely outselling ZZZ tasteless industryplant waifugrimm
Evernight? Let's Caelus take her out on dates. For March, of course
>>555912335AIIIIIEEEEE BACHADS HAVE MERCY
>>555912335Battle cat CHADS
>>555912319>tiktok revenue keeps rising>people still compare "tiktok hours" from past years as if they're comparable
mihoyo killed star rail because they wanted to make more money, you cant make this shit up
just woke upwho won?who lost?
>>555912278>>555912335>HSR had a worst month than any ZZZ month>HSR lost to fucking blue archive a game that has been dying for 3 years alreadyAll because one single black tier ass HAHAHAHA
>>555912376ZZZ’s VH made 60 mil (23 + 27) combining 2 monthsIts an upward trend compared to Miyabi and she made as much as Columbina
XD
>>555912335we are flop archive tier now...
Asta? Only gave Caelus access to her pussy. Wormlan? Irrelevant. Cutelaea? Only fucked Caelus. Wormnaxa? Irrelevant.
Peach
>>555912503>60 mil (23 + 27)
>>555912505how is this fucking possible???????????????????? what the fuck is this shit
>>555912505Yuri lost to pagbait...
>>555912335yoooo battle cats mentioned
>>555912646The only January banners were Fugue, Lingsha, Aglaea and Sunday
>>555912646Are you retarded
>>555912047>Indian shitskin larping as Norwegian Sad!
The sign to tap has been updated everyone!Never forgetTHEY KILLED HSR FOR THIS HAHAHAHA
If 4.0 flops we'll finally get some improvements, we're close to greatness again.
>>555912503Not all of this shit is Shungus tho
>>555912710>rerun banners reaching below $10mnot a problem on genshin btw
>>555912505TOTAL. HAREM. VICTORY
>>555912646>reruns are all bricks>wtf why do we barely make money
>>555912739Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm white
Star rail for this feel?
>>555912015thanks for inviting the usual suspects i guess
>>555912767Banyue literally sold below a million, his banner couldn’t even hit top 50 CN
>>555912480bwo...
>>555912791Naturally, Sensei
Now that EoS is confirmed, what game are we migrating to?
>>555912913Cunnilingus on Nagisa's sweaty, smooth pussy
GODji will bring back the galge element and save this game from its darkest yuri times starting 4.0
>>555912862And people wonder why screwllum was scrapped
>>555912951BA
>They ddosed the gacha revenue official pagewtf
>>555910924>Genshin has been on a downward trend since Sumeru>Columbina is different. Trust me anon
>>555912808this is why powercreep's retarded and short sighted. Your reruns will never sell.
>>555913034Who is they?
Guess Shaoji has even more of a reason to kill yuri in this game now kek
Cyrene flopped on my cock...
Saars, /Endfield/ is where the salesjeets are bloody benchod migrate there we are shitposting there Rajesh
>>555912503>spending event for """""""free"""""" agent and ball>triple rerun bannerlol she sucks ass, miyabi only needed autism to sell
>>555913089
>>555913064(((Them)))
>>555912335YIKES
Nihilux rape
>>555913003okay im a CaelusKING but do not talk about my KINGSCREWLLUM like this he is NOOT scrapped he will be released and i will pull for himi've been waiting for him for a while now (day one)
ZZZ's lowest was $9m and most people don't even play it on mobile
Black tier asses legacy ladies and gentlemen!But hey at least they made africa happy right? this is what mihoyo wanted after all HAHAHAHA
>>555912335So will notPenacony have black asses?
>who won?!SEIBAH!
>>555913072He hasnt given us anything in game since he took over
>>555913195Don’t worry ZZZkek, firstly your (((lowest))) came with a new banner KEKsecondly, imagine if Shungus had her banner in January, ZZZ might as well have 500k dollars sales
>>555913056Tbf it's second reruns for the involved characters, they are a hard sell by that point especially right before Elation
>>555913291$8m flopper xelty
>>555912646Lmao
We can officially say superbreak is the worst thing that happened to this game.
Who do we blame for this patch's failure?Dahlia?Shaoji?Firefly again?
>>555913279There are still a few existing pairings that need culling
They’ll never have a rerun only month for ZZZ because that game would have borderline EOS numbers without any new banner KEEEEEEEK
>>555913375Worms. Cuckoldry
>>555912505The most empty month in HSR's historyvsBlue Archive's 5th anniversary month with human rights must roll unitsDon't look at what's gonna happen to their rank next month.
>>555912873give it to me straight...
>>555912503>12 days of Miyabi>58m>Banyue + 35 days of Shunguang + furrypoke>50mMiyaber won
>>555913375Japan
>>555913405Well the games flopping and dying
>>555912335BATTLE CAT GODSMERCY PLEASE
How long until they take the becoming AHa to become a yandere knife nut like the trailer
It can only be better from now on...
>8 mil USDThat doesn't even cover Dawei's & Shaoji's monthly salary.
>>555913438>chibi niche game>vs multiflopilliion company hoyomothat's cope isn't it ?
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LAUGHING AT ZZZ
>>555913375Worms. Simple as
>>555913375unironically Japan because right now we’d be having Planarcadia— I mean Edo Star if the PM hadn’t opened her monkey mouth with Sparxie selling bills as first phase
>check thread (BIG MISTAKE)Ah i see, the made up NUMBERS Are up
>>555913541Trvke
If my main game dropped out of top 20 on its strongest platform I'd be scrambling for copium too
>>555913512hotaru rabu
>>555913474>>555913547How's Japan doing by the way?After that shitshow, I don't suppose they're doing that well but I haven't heard anything from them since.
>Let my monthly pass lapse>EoS imminentI’m sorry bros……
>Yae will be epstein bait now that she got demoted>SW is TBfly shipper so shes out of the table>Nihilux is a fujo>Chink general will never be for (you)>Sparxie is a 50 50 Who will be the cute and canon wife of Planarcadia now..
>>555913719Why are we ruling out SW? She's next on the list, also expy privilege
>>555913702The Japs hate their PM now for destroying their country
>>555913540>*wins*>HEHE our chibi niche games beats your game!>*loses*>b-but we're just a small indie game from a small indie company
>>555913704>spent money on blue archive instead of hsr last monthi killed hsr accidentally
8 fucking million for some outdated powercrept unitsHonkai Star Rail is an Intelligence Test and Millions of People are failing at it.
>>555913719Shartoji will make all of those girls for paglus because hes self inserting
>HSR December 2024 & January 2025>55m+50m = 105m>HSR December 2025 & January 2026>27m+8m = 35m>-67% decrease
>>555913540Nexon is one of the biggest game companies on the planet. No thanks to Astroturfed Archive though.
>>555913719Like Amphoreus, Nihilux is our Castorice and Silver Wolf and Himeko are our main waifu pushEven the dykebaits will all be threesome bait like Hysilens and Dahlia
>>555913372>Hyperspecific combat characters>No events>Shitty story>No animations>Useless path system>No 4* characters>Broken metaThe issues go much deeper.
We love Freakyfly here
>female HI3 expy>not being for (you)Do you even know what game you're playing
>>555913540Ayame..would have spent on Dahlia's banner.
>>555913936Wheres the Dahlia threesome she isnt even a bit interested in Black Swan
>>555913835Nagisa's armpits? Sensei's property.Mika's armpits? Sensei's property.Seia? Sensei's property.TOTAL. HAREM. VICTORY.
Hmmm strangely Manilatroon is nowhere to be seen
>>555913375>Add a black tier ass to get the zzz audience>They get it>Game fucking flops harder than ZZZLMAOThey really thought firefly lovers would destroy their account with this abomination aimed at africans hahahahahah
>>555913993>she isnt even a bit interested in Black Swanhaha suuuuuure bro
>>555913375Penacony. Even without the delay caused by CCP tantrums, 3.8 is still the worst patch in the game and there's no arguing about it.
>>555914061Literally below you
Salesjeets need a rope
>>555913942yeah the path system here is useless. it's literally just a way to sell lightcone and limit players unlike the class system in fgo where classes actually have advantages and disadvantates.
>>555914106Shes asking for help to date paglus her one true pag love and isnt interested in anything else because shartoji wanted le yandere waifu
I NEED TO CUM INSIDE SPARKLE
>>555914010i love how you only mentionned seia because that's obvious and unneeded
Shaoji next boardroom meeting: See Da Wei? Yurislop flops, now let me have my waifu in peaceDa Wei: Ok son you know best, thank you for writing Planarcadia as well
So the Day finally came....The biggest tragedy happend to /hrt/They can`t masturbate to their high imaginary salesnumbers anymore
Is it safe to say Sparkxie will absolutely save us??
>>555913942None of those things are true or bad.Firefly shitter deflection
>>555914262DAHLIA: I AM ONLY IN LOVE WITH PAGLUS
>>555913920>adding black tier asses backfired
Surely next thread will be better
uh oh another cutefly melty... she SUPERBROKE you faggot
>>555914262GODji fighting the good fight
Elysia really is prone to doing the NTR smile
>>555914493>>555914493>>555914493
>>555914262I will E6 the next Acheron alt if she's waifubait, come on Shaoji
Curse you Shaoji, wala wala bing bong bang.
>>555914267We will always have Biner to jerk off to
>>555906987Firefly....lay of the sweets honey... youre putting on a little weight haha....
>>555909006That's because most lesbians irl are bitter cunts
>>555912791>>555912913>>555912956they are children
