Coffinstuck Edition# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>555599136
>>555917498I still have 0 clue what Homestuck is
What the fuck happened to my sister's feet? They were pretty and pristine not too long ago, but now they look like they're decomposing. I can understand a bit of though skin, but these calluses look like craters because there's a clear ring shape. Can I get a refund on my sister? I don't want to see her soles anymore.
>>555918350your sister is fat
>>555917846Picrel made a webcomic
>>555918350To determine the possibility of a refund you need to provide a detailed picture of your sister's feet for analysis and evaluation, thank you
>>555917905>I don't drink either>but I still drink Anon... I... what do you guys want from me anymore?>>555918176I keep trying to tell you guys, but you're not listening. It'd be weird if I called her cute, I'm not the kind of guy who says that. The most I ever really do is say "your hair looks nice." I once told my sister she smelled nice because you reprobate freaks told me to, and I still regret it. What a weirdo freak thing to say
>>555919089are you afraid to show your true feelings towards her into thinking she would find you weird too?
>>555919089Nigga you are meant to get drunk with your sister even if you're straight edge
>>555917498I realized today anon who advised me long ago here was right and I don't romantically love my sister. I was just too lonely and I grabbed onto /calg/ propaganda. I made myself believe that I am in love with her, because she was the only person I've had a meaningful interaction with. But I don't love her in a true sense for I don't really intimately know her, or I've never lusted after her, more like I've lusted after the idea of herLarping as Andrew or Ashley is fun but in the end it was nothing but an illusion. Delphism is bullshit. I bet Nems herself would laugh at the absurd idea as well. In the end all that is left is nothing
>>555920228Also forgot to mention this, but incest contravenes Abrahamic law
>>555920228
>>555919089Keep disregarding these people, who most likely don't even have sisters. If they did they wouldn't have to beg other anons for sibling anecdotes and they'd know most sisters would react weirdly at their brother calling them cute.
>>555920517>Incest contravenes Abrahamic lawAlso eating pork and wearing clothes made of different fabrics. Abrahamic law is stupid
>>555920228You should still love her non-romantically. You can always meet new friends, partners, coworkers, lovers. You are never getting another sister (or at least not one that you had spent childhood with). Remember that. Don't let yourself become one of those "I only see my sister once a year and I don't want to bother her". Anything beyond that is either an unlikely bonus or just a meme.
>>555920228>Delphism is bullshit.It's not, we love our siblings, we don;t need romance. that is a lesser emotion
>>555921212Idk she rarely contacts me first and It's a miracle when I can get more reaction than a sentence or some emoji. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to check on her
>>555919089It depends on the person I guess, but "you're cute" comes across as less freaky than "you smell nice" to me.
>>555922516"You smell nice" comes off as less creepy if you add "today" on the end, maybe a joke about showering and shampoo making a difference
>>555918350Thank you for contacting Sister Helpline. I regret to inform you that sisters are non-refundable. We strongly suggest that you take better care of your sister's feet going forward. Please contact a dermatologist or another medical professional if your sister requires skincare advice.
talking of feet, I've finally managed to cut cheese out of my diet, I guess we'll find out if I had a dairy problem in a couple weeks.Honestly not much left in my diet I can really remove if this doesn't work.
>>555918920>Hussie
>>555925425Uhhh... Good for you? Or sorry to hear that? I'm really not sure what you are talking about because although I'm not here 24/7, I can't recall a single conversation on /calg/ from the last few months that this would be relevant to. Did you post in the wrong thread?
>>555925425>talking of feetCan't, my mouth's full
>>555927039>Ashley feet 13.pngWhere are the other 12 pics?
I logged into my Facebook account today and saw that my sister had sent me a friend request three months ago. I haven’t logged in for months and haven’t talked to her for probably much longer. Am I retarded? I really don’t know what to do. Texting her out of the blue feels weird. I don’t know what to say or how I should explain myself to her.
>>555927027I just want more ashley leg pics.
>>555927541They're not all SFW
>>555928293Accept the friend request and send her a message on Facebook with your explanation. That would be considered completely normal. If you want to have a real conversation with her about other things, though, a text is better.
>>555928293Just tell her how evil facebook is and how you find the artificiality of social media unpleasant and would rather she called you.
>>555928293>I really don’t know what to do. Texting her out of the blue feels weird. I don’t know what to say or how I should explain myself to her.I really don't see the issue here. Accept her friend request and message her saying that the reason you took so long to accept it is that you rarely ever use Facebook and only just logged in for the first time in month.Ideally also tell her that you don't really like Facebook and would rather communicate via some other channel (texting, Telegram, Discord, etc. - whatever) instead.
>>555928901>>555929114>>555929910I feel like a piece of shit. She won’t believe my explanation that I logged in all of a sudden. I don’t know why, but the thought of texting her fills me with unease.
>>555931092Why wouldn't she believe you?! If she younger than 40 then she understands than people don't use Facebook too much these days. Facebook is a fossil, nobody expects you to log into it regularly. The important part is that you DID log in, and accepted her friend request as soon as you saw it.
>>555917846>It follows four children—John, Rose, Dave, and Jade—who play a game called "Sburb" that causes the apocalypse but allows them to create a new universe. They interact with 12 trolls from the planet Alternia, navigate time travel, and battle Lord English.took from Google AI btw
>>555922701You can also say you like the shampoo/perfume.
>>555931092Call your sister?>hey dogface how you been>just checked facebook for the first time in forever don't really use it>saw your post>call me if you want to chat>what's the plan for mom's bisrthday anyway>uhuh uhuh, yeah, yeah, >I gotta go, see you.
>I feel like a piece of shit, my sister is going to hate me!Oh god, what did you do? Crashed your sister's car? Jerked off into her shampoo? Messed with her private files? Ruined the Christmas dinner by publicly confessing romantic love to her?>No, I took too long to accept her friend request on a dead platform because I haven't logged into it in a year....
>>555928796You can catbox it
>>555931092>She won’t believe my explanation that I logged in all of a suddenYes she will, stop hurting your sister's feelings and do it!
https://x.com/one_makoid/status/1916596011889553510
kde plasma, gnome or cinnamon
>>555936265CWM
>>555919089Anon, why aren't you drinking with her?
>>555931868>>555935150How would you feel if a family member hadn’t talked to you for, let’s say, a year, and you sent them a friend request, but they ignored it? That’s me, I’m the one who ignored her. I know this sounds pathetic, but I really feel uneasy about accepting her request. Maybe I’ll do something tomorrow, but not today.
>>555939660If they ignored it but then suddenly accepted it I would be ecstatic and become limerent over them. STOP HURTING YOUR SISTER'S FEELINGS. TALK TO HER NOW.
>>555939660You're pretty yikes bro.
>>555939872>limerentneat, i learned a new word today
>>555939660whats more likely is that your sisters forgotten about it by now too, but she'll probably appreciate it if you reach out randomly. u should invite her to hang out! go bowling! go play pinball! give her a firm handshake!
I just had great banter with my little sister's friends. Now I understand why guys flooz. If they were Julia, I'd totally bang them
>>555936265KDE Plasma since it's an actual DE. Gnome is for Itoddlers.
>>555940607You aren't very Andrewpilled yet you posted an Andrew picture.
>>555940617Forgot to include a relevant image so here: (also, Cinnamon is okay. Feels kind of awkward compared to KDE)
>>555934478https://litter.catbox.moe/1cyp9n.gifhttps://litter.catbox.moe/4vjaxt.jpg
>>555940828Cinnamon is such a fucking travesty that I shan't elaborate because I will not stop once I start. Anyone recommending Mint to newcomers past 2020 is a fucking dickhead.
>>555938576Because I don't enjoy drink
You get a job yet?
https://x.com/Ash_asin_Ashley/status/2018022745028558967
>>555940721Dating your sister's friend is exactly what Andrew did
Desktop environments to the designated desktop thread>>>/g/108032382>>>/g/108032382>>>/g/108032382
>>555941342I hate the taste of alcohol but I don't drink with my sister because of the taste; I drink with my sister (and only her) so we can euphorically hug and cry. The proces of consuming the alcohol is absolutely miserable I'll concede, but you just be a man and down it because it's worth it.
>>555941584He dated her against his own will for extraneous reasons, not because he started hitting it off with them and wanted to.
>>555941286What would you suggest?
>>555941363No, still working on it. I got cold feet and didn't show up to the interviews I had lined up last week. >>555941560Very cute
>>555941363Yeah, almost two years ago now. You keep asking me for money, where did you think it was coming from?
Brothers are such pathetic creatures. One has a nuclear meltdown over some dishes, and the other gets a panic attack when their sister tries to contact him.
>>555941805I'm not starting a /g/ thread in the middle of /calg/. Holler at me in >>>/g/fglt and I will reply.
>>555942346>where did you think it was coming from?Who cares? I need $40 by the way.
>>555941667>but you just be a man and down it because it's worth it.If she asked me to drink with her, I would. But you're asking me to ask her to drink together. Something we've never done before and I don't enjoy.
>>555942390today i was working with my brother on something and asked him a question and he went "uhh, uhh...." panicked and left. okay??
>>555942798>something we've never done beforeFirst time for everything. There is nothing wrong with inviting a friend to the bar.
Isn't this the demon sex party?
>>555942798you should ask her to play pinball with you. find a pinball place near you. pinball is interesting. pinball brothers are cool.
>>555942390>>555942843Yeah that's kind of weird.
Ashley would be so much hotter if she was an alcoholic
Andrew and Ashley find God!
>>555943804>Anon's thinly veiled fetish
>>555943804Hopefully in Burial we get some neat inversions from what we had in Decay.>>555943836Why does Ashley look so hot dressed as a nun?
>>555943871>thinly veiledWhat? It's not veiled at all. I find it hot when a girl's life is a disaster
>>555942990Oh my god, anon. I don't want to. Why would I go out of my way to go drinking with someone when I don't fucking drink. This is actually starting to piss me off>>555943386I dunno, she's not much for games. Whenever my brother and I play Catan, she never participates
>>555942843Don't be so harsh on him, many people get a blue screen when their crush interacts with them
>>555944556>Why would I go out of my way to go drinking with someoneGetting drunk with someone you love is euphoric.
>>555944556well what does she like? surely your sister likes something. maybe you can go low-key and be like "hey im thinking of getting takeout today from [restaurant] do you want anything". thats an interaction at least. which might even spiral into you have lunch together. ppl don't eat together enough anymore
if there was a polymarket for whether or not there'll be a devlog on the 1st of the month, how much money would you lose every month?
https://x.com/LilianDuleroux/status/2018043441528156362
>>555920517>but incest contravenes Abrahamic lawNobody tell him that the children of Adam and Eve quite literally had to commit incest in order to fulfill God's commandment to be fruitful and multiply, and that multiple biblical scholars came to the conclusion that not only was it not a breach of natural law, but that it was a moral good. Also nobody tell him that dispensation exists.
No word use collage post?
>>555947262He could turn Ashley into a blushing schoolgirl if he was honest about his love for everything about her
>>555947002Made a manifold bet the day the devlog dropped. didn't go wellhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/548541754/#q548591398
>>555947441the adamites weren't the only humans, Cain feared being killed when he left.
>>555948121Anon... all of humanity descended from Adam and Eve.
>>555947262Ashley's butt is underrated!
>>555947530Collage Anon, 27, was found deceased this morning. He was buried in a pile of last thread's most common words. He is presumed to have suffocated to death under the particularly large and heavy letters S, I, S, T, I, T, and S. His funeral is planned for /calg/ #519.
>>555947783he's a romantic and needs to put himself into unnecessary grief about his unrequited love even if she completely corresponds his feelings
>>555948172No, that's a misreading, the adamites were not alone.
>>555948476Thousands of years of priests, bishops, and monks studying the scripture undone in a single moment by some dweeb on the internet. You're clearly right and know better than them.
>>555948682No, I just know better than you.
>>555948806You're retarded and incorrect, and I urge you to re-read the Book of Genesis.
>>555948806>doesn't know about the book of Enoch and thinks fallen angels were humanslmao
>>555947441You keep saying this, but incest was and still is illegal in the Christian world.If the Bible really was fine with incest, then I don't see why EVERY Christian kingdom (and the modern nations which descended from them) made incest illegal. It just doesn't check out
>>555949745It's only really illegal in prot countrueswhy are prots so anti incest?
>>555941632i feel honoured
>>555950021>>555949745These laws only came up in the last 200 years
>>555950021>>555950164The French (Catholic) decriminalized incest 237 years ago
>>555950424and spain or south america?
>>555949745It is my sincerest wish that people who do not understand a religion not speak on it, because they end up sounding retarded every single time. The Bible doesn't broadly place a ban on incest beyond a few small passages which allude to not sleeping with your father's wife (based), in Catholicism incest was banned from to six degrees of consanguinity (2nd cousins) in accordance with the Roman method until Canon 1091 which states collateral consanguinity up to the 4th degree (1st cousins) by the Roman count invalidates marriage. However this is ecclesiastical law and not natural law, and thus can be waived via dispensation at the bishop level. To nip the follow-on argument in the bud, no, dispensation isn't just for royalty and nobles, anybody can (and does) request dispensation; as an example my friend's wife required dispensation because he was not catholic at the time, their priest sent a formal request to their local bishop and it was approved in a month.
https://x.com/i/status/2018063403332341862
>>555950728Cuteley cuddley.
>>555950728
>>555936265if you are a first time user, kde or cinnamonevery other group should use whatever they they want i don't judge on the basis of de
>>555950669That's good knowledge (though I'm pretty sure the 4th degrees of separation was from Fourth Lateran, 1215). But it's missing the forest for the trees. After all, what am I meant to take from your post? That the Bible doesn't verbatim ban incest? Ok, sure but all the rulers and scholars of Europe for over a thousand years still agreed to ban incest based on it. And sure, they could've gotten a dispensation. But did that actually happen?
>>555951397>Ok, sure but all the rulers and scholars of Europe for over a thousand years still agreed to ban incest based on it.The point is that it's not based on the bible, it's a mirror of ecclesiastical law into the realm of civic law. The church says incest bad, rulers that follow the church tacitly agree with the teachings of the church, and then implement laws based on this. It's not hard to understand. While the two can and did go hand-in-hand, it's important to understand the difference between doctrine, dogma, and civic law.>But did that actually happen?Yes, anon... frequently.
>>555936265what does this even mean
>>555950669>It is my sincerest wish that people who do not understand a religion not speak on it, because they end up sounding retardedI keked. There is a beautiful contrast between the eloquent opening, which is dashed along with its sense of security by the word "retarded". Building up an expectation like this just to catastrophically destroy it is Kafkaesque as fuck.
>>555951397>But did that actually happen?hapsburgs married aunts and nieces
>>555936265Whichever my favourite graphical text editor has as a dependency
Abraham was married to his half-sister though?
>>555951759>The point is that it's not based on the bible,I've got you on the one hand, and 1,800 years of European history on the other>Yes, anon... frequently.I meant for normal people, sorry. My sister was rushing me to move my car so she could leave so I cut it off there. My point is that even if you're right that the Bible isn't the basis for the ban on incest, it was still the practical reality.
>>555952473>I've got you on the one hand, and 1,800 years of European history on the otherBro you're either just straight up not reading or functionally retarded; either way I'm not going to continue this because it's clearly a waste of time.
Does the bible forbid incest or just marriage?
>>555952774neither, explicitly.
>>555952659Ecclesiastical law is based on the Bible, dude. I get that you're religious and want to square your love of this game and incest with your faith, but it's not a convincing argument to say there's no biblical ban on incest when centuries of Christian legal precedence disagree with you>>555952774Technically, they're the same. Since you're expected to have children and you're expected to do so with your wife
>>555953373>Ecclesiastical law is based on the Bible, dudePartially, you fucking idiot. You have no idea what you're talking about and are digging yourself deeper.
>>555953573>Partially, you fucking idiot.Elucidate me, then. What's the rest of it?
>>555950669There's not much to go on in scripture against that idea but you could say the Greek word Jesus uses to condemn sexual immorality (πορνεία) would have been understood to include incest and he never corrects that assumption, and incest was clearly defined as relations to the third degree, including in-laws, under the Mosaic laws (Leviticus 18.) Today we draw a line between ritual laws Christians should no longer follow, which includes things like circumcision, ritual ablutions, and animal sacrifices; and moral laws like the Ten Commandments that have always been incumbent on all people. Doing postmodern arguments about how incest hasn't always been defined quite the same way so it should just be thrown out entirely isn't good enough, you would need to show that the ban was a ritual restriction rather than a moral one, which I don't see any possibility of doing. The same chapter of Leviticus that bans incest also bans bestiality and homosexuality and it literally ends with this:>“Do not defile yourselves in any of these ways, because this is how the nations that I am going to drive out before you became defiled. Even the land was defiled; so I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants. But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the foreigners residing among you must not do any of these detestable things, for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled. And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you."
>>555954887>rival knower has appearedIt's kicking off
>>555953901Positive divine law, which is "word of God" is derived from Sacred Scripture such as the Decalogue, the Gospels and Apostolic writings, as well as Sacred Tradition. Essentially, divine law is the specific laws derived from the bible. Natural law, on the other hand, is inherent to human nature according to the Catholic church and therefore independent from scripture; these are things which are known without knowing to the uninitiated such as "murder and stealing are bad." Positive Ecclesiastical Law is human law and created by church authorities, and while it does not contradict divine or natural law it exists independently and pertains to matters of practical governance, discipline, and organizational. Ecclesiastical law can be universal or particular, but either way it's typically derived from church councils, writings of church fathers, and elements borrowed from secular law.>>555954887The teachings of the old testament (the old covenant) are abrogated via the new covenant (Hebrews 8:13), and while many of the teachings are carried over into the new covenant and expanded upon, ultimately they are rendered obsolete as Christ's word is law. Speculation on definitions of Greek words is done by church councils, which have clearly defined incest laws under ecclesiastical law save for parent-child which is a violation of natural law.
https://x.com/i/status/2017698515795787841
>>555955787Yeah, I know what divine law is. I've read Blackstone. >Ecclesiastical law can be universal or particular, but either way it's typically derived from church councils, writings of church fathers, and elements borrowed from secular law.Sure, but what are church councils and church fathers basing their beliefs on? It's the Bible. These are men of God, very VERY smart men of God who base their whole lives on the Bible. I'll put it to you like this. If the Bible didn't ban incest, why was it made illegal? Because church men from all over Europe across hundreds of years just felt like it? They thought it'd be fun? It's because they found a Biblical basis to ban it. And yes, the Bible does not say in plain English "thou shan't fuck your sister," but it also doesn't say I can't throw dead monkeys at people's cars while unicycling. My point with that is that relying on plain text readings is outright silly when intent and purpose is discernable
>>555957485why is she flat
>>555957540Again you've proved you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about, clearly, because you think the Bible is the end-all-be-all of the religion and are completely handwaving the complexities of the Catholic church as a mere technicality. If incest were divine law, it could not receive dispensation because divine law is a commandment from God, but it can and has received dispensation, because it is ecclesiastical law, i.e. the law of men. That you don't understand this only vindicates my earlier assertion that talking to you is a waste of time, but I'm compelled to answer because I loathe your willingness to be this openly stupid. Good day.
>>555957485Andrew needs to put some goddamn clothes on
>>555958078>If the Bible didn't ban incest, why was it made illegal?It's a simple question that you're clearly unable to answer. You're making a decent case as to why there's a gray area, but I'm inclined to echo the other anon's sentiment that you're looking to skirt around a restriction. Like how Jews in Manhattan have that red wire covering half the borough so they don't have to ACTUALLY stop working on Sundays>Good day.There's no need to be upset
>>555958078>you've proved
>>555958449>It's a simple question that you're clearly unable to answer.I literally, unironically, answered the question, you are actually just too stupid to fucking read. Here, I'll make it super easy for you.>God says thing>Church says it will do thing.>Church makes additional laws.>Church says you can waive these laws with their approval because they're broad.>It ends here. That's the church.>King says, "I like these church laws.">Makes laws based on church laws.There's a thousand degrees of separation between the bible and a king saying "don't do this." Civic law can be based on church law, but it's still civic law, and if the church can dispense (waive) a law then it wasn't in the fucking bible.
>>555958869Hey, faggot, can you not derail the argument I'm having with that guy over a minor spelling error? I didn't even notice it because my English brain autocorrected for him
>>555959203Cute, but my question was not "how do these laws come about", it was "WHY was it made illegal"For all your crowing on about my inability to read, you've not done so great yourself. >>Church makes additional laws.But........................... why?
>555958869don't make me tap the sign>>555959261ignore him, it's just a mediocre shitposter trying to pissing you off by greentexting grammatical errors even someone who doesn't speak english easily understands
>>555959626>this shit againplease be ironic shitposting
>>555959567>"WHY was it made illegal"Because the church councils said it's a good idea. If a law can be waived, it's not divine law, therefore not the word of God, which the Bible is. Period, end of story.
>>555959753>Because the church councils said it's a good ideaAnd what do church councils base the concept of "good" on?
>>555959729it's not irony if your dumbass grammar nazi doesn't know how to distinguish total bad english from unintentional misspelling
>>555960003I think you need to take your chill pills and stop having a seething meltdown over nothing. But I guess if you're reacting so badly like this you sort of just gave them validity and that you unironically believe what you posted.
>>555959906>And what do church councils base the concept of "good" on?You don't actually have an argument and have resorted to pedantry. If it's ecclesiastical law, it's based on multiple things which are debated upon by Church councils, I've already outlined what the church councils base their logic on here >>555955787, which means you aren't bothering to read and are now arguing in circles.
Do you rike it?
>>555961063Sisters should dress slutty at home and modestly in public.
>>555961063They way you said that and the thumbnail made me think of a mongolian scene girl.
>>555955787>The teachings of the old testament (the old covenant) are abrogated via the new covenant (Hebrews 8:13), and while many of the teachings are carried over into the new covenant and expanded upon, ultimately they are rendered obsolete as Christ's word is lawI don't dispute this, I don't think you can even call yourself a Christian if you do. The point is that Christ's word on this particular subject is ambiguous at best and condemnation at worst, and the older scripture implies a moral equivalence with other acts I don't think you would dispute are against natural law. You argue to the other guy that the Catholic Church sometimes gives dispensation for marriages that would normally be considered consanguineous, and that's true, but only for avuncular or cousin marriages, and even this is based on the not very sturdy grounds that the Church is never wrong when it does these things. God Himself calls relations with anyone closer than your aunt or uncle an abomination. It seems unlikely that would have silently changed after Christ.
>>555960353>I've already outlined what the church councils base their logic onNo you haven't. That post is you explaining the different types of law (again, I've read Blackstone AND Aquinas), then listing three groups who base their morality on the Bible Anon, your argument is ridiculous. If I accept your premise that the Bible doesn't ban incest, that means that Christians across all of Europe for over a thousand years all agreed to ban it and keep it banned for a reason you cannot provide. After all, what's more likely? That the English, French, Spanish, Germans, Polish, Italians, Russians, and Greeks all independently arrived and maintained that conclusion, or did they all find a Biblical basis for it?
>>555961309>all independently arrived and maintained that conclusionIsn't that how so many ancient cultures have some kind of flood myth?
>>555961235>mongolian scene girl sister
The church of Nemlei is clear: sisters are cute and should be loved.
>>555961447That's mostly a near Eastern religion thing (Akkadians, Babylonians, Jews, etc.) and it comes from the Tigris, Euphrates, and Nile rivers flooding regularly. For example, I don't think the Greeks or Nords have a flooding myth
>>555961762But I recall even Africans, Native Americans, and east Asians have similar flood stories.
>>555962093Could be, but this is outside my area of expertise. However, my gut reaction is to be wary of the term "similar." People love to highlight similarities and hand wave differences. That's how we got Tartaric and King ArthurYou'd have to read all the creation myths and compare their details to really know
>>555962093It simply rained a lot at one point in the past or something and they got a similar mythos.
>>555961063my filename says it best
>>555963913A very tiny 'Ley
hug sisters
>>555964012smaller
>>555964012we love 'em
>>555957485what is it with artists constantly adding that stupid Tumblr rosacea on everyone's face that they draw? it looks retarded
>>555962504the story of genesis is literally repeated in fundamental chinese characters
>>555964124Hag sisters
>>555964012>486x583>>555964141>368x452tiny my ass, those are certifiably medium-sized
>>555964124Kill sisters.why did nemlei make that canon
>>555964135>>555964141
>>555964396
>>555964256I honestly have no idea what you mean by "repeated in fundamental chinese characters." You mean that a story retelling Genesis exists using written characters currently out of use but which were used thousands of years ago? Or that the story of Genesis was repeated with Chiang and Lu instead of Adam and Eve (I nearly wrote Andrew and Ashley here because I'm so used to that lol)?
>>555964514
The Bible is clear: Sex. With sisters.
>>555964764No, I mean that chinese characters encode meaning in the construction of their characters that seems to describe elements similar genesis, the chinese also have their version of noah
>>555965368>seems to describe elements similar genesisI'll take your word for it, but my gut reaction is to say this feels like a reach. Early Chinese society was centered in the Great Plains around the Yellow River, and that's famous for horrific floods that literally reroute it's coursehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1048_Yellow_River_floodhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1194_Yellow_River_floodI should leave it here, since this is getting kinda off topic. But what you're describing is super interesting, if you have anything more I could read about it, I'd love to
Douglas died for this.
>>555968510Died with this* not for this
For /calg/
>>555969292Now do one of her flipping me off so I can jerk off to it
>>555920228I am glad that you came to your senses, Anon. I wish more people here would, too. Many are in denial, fooling themselves into thinking they have romantic feelings for their sisters when, in reality, they do not. They merely try to fit in with the other /calg/ers, fearing nonconformity. And that is okay. Humans are wired not to desire their immediate family, as well as to conform. That has allowed us to persist as a species.>>555921212Absolutely. Many people take the presence of their sibling(s) for granted at a young age, thinking they will always be around. Only after they are all grown up, and have parted ways, do people realise what they have lost. And we never know what Allah has planned for each person, how long someone will stay on this Earth, and how they will fare. My many siblings and I have grown old and frail, and scarcely talk to each other nowadays. Whenever I see any of them, I am overcome with emotion, and wonder if I shall ever have a chance to see them again, at least on this world. And I constantly regret not having bonded more with each of them when I had the chance. Sometimes brings this old sheikh to tears.
>>555969292Cuteley!
>>555920228>>555969921gayests propaganda posts itt
>>555969292I now realize, yet again AFTER posting that I've made a couple of errors. Fuck my sisterpilled snugglemaxxed chud life.
>>555970063You must atone for your grievous artistic errors by hugging your sister.
>>555960275>I think you need to take your chill pills and stop having a seethingjust stopped reading right here
>>555970047We can go gayer
>>555970705>just stopped reading right hereYou shouldn't have even responded.
>give snarky response to 2 hours old post as a shitty attempt to get the last word in or restart dead argumentsI truly hate subhumans.
>>555966003>Deaths>Approximately a million peopleSounds like Chinese history all right
>>555971010I don't think it's to win an argument because the autistic would be compelled to reply quickly rather than waiting for hours to reply. I've seen it repeatedly and I'm pretty sure it's to continue the argument to derail the thread, that late response always happens after somebody has the good sense to bow out because it's not worth their time. You'll notice how that pattern happens over and over again with other subjects that are posted to derail the thread. Best just to ignore it.
>>555970675Guess I'll have to bear that cross. In fact, that's not enough punishment, so I'm going to give her a kiss on the head as well.
I accidentally pissed oof a haggot on some other board because I mentioned the /calg/ for some reasonI then got called a pedo and pedo defender for at least half an hour....what did you guys do to their /v/ motherfucker mod thread that they are like this?
>>555972432I shit in their mouth.
>>555972432Nothing, because the /v/ threads are not worth visiting and posting in them is literally inviting somebody to come here to shit up the thread.
>>555971975You're a braver man than me. I salute thee.
>>555972567He was convinced that you guys go there to harass them constantly.It sounded retarded, because /v/ is a shithole. How would he be able to tell?
>>555973826I like all except window
>>555973881>How would he be able to tell?The same way any mentally ill person is convinced they're being persecuted.
>>555974013I think I like sideboob the best.
>>555974013window only exists for paizuri
>>555973826Sideboob seems more scandalous than inner sideboob, funnily enough.
Supidley's stupid choker
>>555972432Coffin threads on /v/ are Coffin threads.Haggot threads on /v/ are a different thing and most of them are made by a schizo who doesn't actually like Coffin, he's an anti.This will save you time. If you want a Coffin thread on /v/ it will usually have a picture of the game or andrew and ashley. Is a good idea to participate on /v/ when they're honest to avoid gifting the schizo the board for himself. Mentioning /calg/ is also a good idea to bring anons interested in normal discussion. Having honest discussion is enough to make him lose (and reporting him with spam/off-topic/trolling can yield results).
>>555920228>Delphism is bullshit.Delphism is just Total Sister Love. The most important aspect is the brother-sister relationship, and undermining it by gaslighting yourself into loving the idea of a sister defeats the purpose. It sounds to me like you need to hang out with your sister more and spend time with her if you don't know her that well.
>>555958869"Proven" is a modern hypercorrection and is not a real word! Germanic irregular verbs are the result of various morphological and phonological phenomena spanning millennia; however, prove" is a word borrowed from Latin and is therefore not subject to these Germanic phenomena. The correct past participle form is thus "proved" instead of "proven".
>>555981362>however, prove"Syntax error, your argument is invalid (literally).
>>555917498
>>555983042>love best cat
>>555983042HE LIVES!!!!
>>555983042And for today's discussion topic:
>>555954887Animal sacrifices are no longer needed after the new covenant.
>>555983042>twitter calling /calg/Should we answer or let it go to voicemail?
>>555920228You see the vision. We are Nemleian, not delphic. Delphism was a perversion not dis-similar to the Protestant Reformation.
>>555983042>need gay sisterFujoley...
>>555983042>Bad mother funny>Sad hot Renee
>>555983949>Delphism was a perversion not dis-similar to the Protestant Reformation.This is a Lutheran general
>>555986357He's checking to see if her head is screwed on right.
>>555986628(it isn't)
time to take the gay test, /calg/
>>555987914Typical R. & D. Graves Construction. Their work is famously shoddy and half-assed (they forgot the left cheek on Andrew).
>>555988634At least Ashley has a whole ass.
>>555988618I see something I'd like to slice up and bake into a pie, so I think I pass
>>555988736Assley
>>555988736I heard Ashley takes it up the ass, any truth to that?
>>555991363Only on special occasions
>>555989995
>>555991718Sir? Doesn't he mean ma'am?
>>555992464he's talking to (you)
>>555992509>>555991718>>555988618Andrew isn't a homo.
>>555993239yes he is
>>555993497Even if it implies he drank it (it doesn't), it would have been accidental instead of purposeful. There's plenty of gay Nemlei games, stop trying to corrupt one of her straight ones with your faggotry.
>>555993239Yet
>>555994484Thiu is certainly not the type to turn straight men gay lmao
>>555995156But he can turn straight women gay, temporarily, when he sheepishly asks for their number.
>>555995156Only because there's nothing gay about sex with Thiu
>>555995156this general begs to differ
>>555997421>there's nothing gay about sex with a male
>>556000010>Thiu>male
>>556000010I'm not gay ok? I have a relationship with my sister and sex with men. I'm not gay.
>>555999841What game is this?
>>556000481The box of Jane and Julia
>>556000441Andrew genuinely believed he wasn't incestuous because he had a relationship with his sister and sex with Julia
>>556000581Thanks, just downloaded it. 500 hours of floozy content, huh? Impressive.
>>556000665And he was right haha
>>556000481Little Inferno
It's during late nights when I lay in bed pretending my pillow is Julia and wondering what it's like to physically touch a girl that it occurs to me I'm probably suffering due to a lack of social development
>>556001189Thank you!
>>556001476Your first problem has having a hussy for a waifu.
>>555963417Little prick.
>>555970047>Propaganda postNah. It's what I felt and I stand by my word
>>555972432>Interacting with a haggotKekAlso the word 'pedo' has truly lost all its meaning nowadays, hasn't it?
>>556002242lil cutie
>Ashley… what doth life? Doth it life us? Or doth we life it? Like, are we just fleshy blips in some cosmic soup, or is it vice-reversa? Vice-reversa? That's when you reverse the vice… like unscrewing pain from the socket of existence.>Andrew, you're doing it again. You're conundrummering all over the place. Life isn't a soup. It's a stew. A stew of meaningless oblivion with chunks of destiny floating like our parents' flesh. And you're the spoon that keeps stirring up trouble.>Trouble? Trouble is just love wearing a scary mask! I once stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back… and then it asked for my number. I gave it yours. You're welcome.>You gave the abyss my number? That's low, even for you. The abyss called me at 3 AM asking if I wanted to "transcend together." I had to block the void. Now the phone has a hole in it where enlightenment used to leak out.>Enlightenment isn't something you leak, Ashley. It's something you weaponize. Like a gun made of pure intention. Pew pew! I shoot wisdom at people and they explode into better versions of themselves. Or sometimes just explode. Same difference>Wisdom? You mean like when you "wiseley" helped Mom by teaching her a Navaho rain dance to fix the leaky faucet? Now the kitchen floods every time someone says "tears." And ducks show up. Tear ducks. They're everywhere. Quacking about their tragic backstories.>Exactly! That's the beauty of it. Pain hurts, Ashley. But to understand pain you must first understand pain. And then punch pain in the face until pain apologizes and buys you a smoothie. A smoothie of forgiveness. With extra whey protein for the soul.>You're impossible! You're like a walking paradox wrapped in a riddle dipped in pretentious nonsense!>And you're the sister who thinks she's above it all… but deep down you're just jealous because my nonsense has levels. Levels upon levels. Like a fractal of bullshit. Infinite bullshit. You're welcome for the infinity.
Coffin beach episode when?
>>556003928Those AI eyes are fucking horrific
>>555959626>that screenshotThis is a dot com site, friendly reminder to fuck off to your country's corner of the internet. God, I can't wait for the EU to segregate their internet users from the rest of the world!
>>556003984I think only Germans and the Fr*nch have that particular brand of smugness in terms of euros. In all likelihood that's probably an American or Canadian third-worldist who thinks some vantablack congo import being able to speak both click-pop monkeybabble and broken English possesses a staggering intellect in comparison to someone who only speaks English.
>>555959626>question someone's intelligence for struggling with the only language you know.Countpoint: English is the most commonly spoken language on earth, and is retardedly easy to learn. No excuse. Especially on a site or forum, [spoile] or in some cases an entire fucking country you traveled too [/spoiler] where the majority speak English.
>>556003984>This is a dot com site
>>556006182fart cloud is actually adorable and I will not hear otherwise.
Mental illness
>>556006695Eventually you'll realize this is just the newest bait in the rotation and he's basically a persistent presence. Either way, feeding him attention is bad.
If SnS Andrew successfully [Disengaged] he could've used this argument to convince Ashley that nothing happened between him and Julia.
>>556007264>women are horniest at the point in time where they are the least desirableGod's tricks are numerous as they are cruel.
>>556007861They are horny when they are on their period? I thought it was the opposite
>>556007923Possibly also true, but in my experience women are insanely horny toward the end of or immediately after their period.
>>556007923>>556007861Nooo!! Don't let these witch bitches trick you!https://files.catbox.moe/yyvmd2.mp3
ANONS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THE VILE WIZARD HAS PUT OUR SISTER IN THAT TOWER! WHERE ARE THE SIEGE ENGINES?!
A sister has fallen into the river in Lego City!
>>556008784Got her!
https://x.com/Luzcckity/status/2018240057065222322
Could Mr. Spock help mend Andrew and Ashley's relationship? Maybe he could mindmeld them together and clear up a lot of the misunderstandings between them.Anyway, I hear that Nemlei is planning a sequel . It's called "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley 2: The Wrath of Khan". Can't wait!
>>556012778Imagine Andrew fighting ??? like Kirk fighting that Gorn
>>556012985You say 'question mark' three times
How do you pronounce ???
>>556013098You say "question mark" three times!
>>556013067>>556013098I intentionally don't call him anything. Geanted, the bery few times I've ever discussed the game irl he hasn't come up. Would probably refer to him as, "the entity" or just, "the demon."
How big would ??? be in real life?
>>556013098Triple Q
Alright /calg/, I've ordered a physical copy of the Weekly Famitsu No. 1900, dated to June 12 2025. Why on Earth have I done this? Because according to Wikipedia, Famitsu reviewed Coffin in this issue. The Kindle version cannot be bought overseas, so I have to get the actual magazine shipped, so I'll scan the Coffin pages once it arrives.
>>556012778>Could Mr. Spock help mend Andrew and Ashley's relationship?No, but he could help with the tie-in merch.
>>556014219Patriot
>>556014219>"SALARYMAN-KUN">"N-nani?" the Japanese office worker turns his head>"SALARYMAAAAAAAAN-KUUUUUUUN!!!!!!">"Yesso boss-san! How may I prostrate before you?">The boss is hyperventilating, his skin is red and his eyeballs are expanding far beyond what his chink eyelids can handle: "OUR MAGAZINE IS NOT SERRING GOOD. WE GO BANKRUPT SOON. COMPANY DEPENDS ON YOU">The atmosphere in office is palpable. Everyone stares at salaryman-kun with insurmountable expectations, including the female employee everyone has spit roasted >The salaryman holds his head as he anxiously tries to muster a solution, "Nandemo....nandemo nandemo nandemo nandemo!">The stock prices are already going down in real-time, his coworkers are screaming, one of whom already jumped out the window>But then, salaryman-kun lifts his head. "I sink I hazu idea">...>"SARARYMAN-KUN!!!!! OUR SARES COMPRETERY RECOVEREDO!!!! COMPANY IS SAFE!!!">"Sōka..." says salaryman-kun's best friend, "You convinced the baka gaijin otaku that we reviewed their niche imouto game. To think that it would work..."
>>556014219You should scan it once you have it.
>>555983042>cute sister incesthmm?>rather since movie cute sister incest stopbrothers we are getting cucked by a film...
>>555983949>We are Nemleian, not delphicdelphics are pure and celebrate the beauty of love for those who shared the wombnemleics openly support a litany of the most degenerate perversions
>>556015094
>>556000581>The box of Jane and JuliaStill waiting for the Julian modI hear it's going to involve entire minigames of Julian trying to recover his hoodie's from his sister's room without waking her up and getting molested.
>>556015094A most honorable post
>>556011610>More Ashlegsneet
>>555941805>>555942437Motherfucker, you didn't holler at me!
>>556016228I have only just got back online dude.I'll check your thread now if you want.I need to figure out what to install on my parents' pc since w11 is shit, but don't want to be micromanaging
>>556016818Oh...
https://x.com/bunnicleaver/status/2018138176678699045
>"Ashley, I wanna fuck your dad."
>>556019110Is this some aged up Nina?Does this one get killed by Renee?
>>556019110
>>556019789(btw, I just want to state for the record: If I somehow manage to get my hands on the game, I would try to find people who could reverse engineer any and all information about the creators out of it. So it wouldn't dox them.)
>>556008072>Ashley mentions having her period at the beginning of Chapter 3>They fuck, or at least kiss on the lips, soon afterwardsVerified true
>>556016882.....are /flgt/ always like this?
>>556020761No. Once the Bazzite news cycle dies out it will go back to normal.
>>556021116>consumer technology /g/enerals>normal
...has this always appeared when you search up Kit9 on search engines? Also the link that normally takes them to their steam page isnt actually loading. What do they have going on?
>>556021840The Pregnant Nemlei theory was true after all
>>556006695>>556006782>"anyone who disagree with me is a esl shitposter!!!"ESL fanbaseESL generalstupid little faggot bitchalso:>both posted in 2 minutes eachyour samefagging are getting way too obvious and weaker around the time, you dumbass nigger
>>556021840Welp, It did eventually open their Steam page. And now I'm unable to recreate the result. Now it displays a Steam logo. Am I going insane?
Only works when you enter this search query:https://search.brave.com/search?q=gun+toting+cats&source=web15th result.
>>556003984>friendly reminder to fuck off to your country's corner of the internet.you nemlei is finnish, right?>God, I can't wait for the EU to segregate their internet users from the rest of the world!but doesn't it count as total censorship?why the fuck do you want them to do that?
Nemlei's tranny stalker is back in /calg/, eh? You guys know what to do.
>>556022585Nah. If so I would have reposted the old deviantart findings. I just want to play GTC damn it. Only game I havent in the Nemleiverse.
>>556022929>reFreudian slip. You're a loser, fuck off.
>>556023078You forgot to finish the setence, retard. Since that's quite literally what they do.
https://x.com/i/status/2017646308840944057
God i love sisass
>>556027245I like how perfectly cropped this image is.
>>556027245>sisassHow much ass can I get for 2 sesterce?
>>556021840We are now so content starved we're scraping for for nuggets of info deep online.
>>556027245Look at the shitter on that critter!
turd cutter
>>556022516>censorshipActually you're not entitled to interact with people from other countries just because you pay like $10 to your internet provider. Wanna talk to an american? Get a B-2 tourist visa and preferably be white.
>>556032439>>556032961Please STOP calling it that. Poo is NOT sexy.
>someone in America tries to use my credit card info to sign up to Amazon primeAndy call the bank and tell them to deactivate my card
>>556035449Ashley do not redeem!
>>556035449More baka gaijin are buying Famitsu
>>556035449What if the Amazon representative is a woman? Oh noooo. You better take care of it yourself, or she'll steal me away.
>>556032439>>556032961Unnecessary grossness. 15 post penalty, replay 1st down
>>556034304>just because you pay like $10 to your internet provider.I do not need money, I can simply do that FOR FREE
>>556037416Unnecessary goyimball reference, death penalty.
>>556037810>FOR FREENot for long, not if Trump cuts the undersea internet cables to your whole continent the same way Biden blew up the Nord Stream pipeline. Then you'll have to beg China with your cheeks spread to beam you internet from their satellites because Europe can't do shit on its own anymore, yall are bums these days fr.
>>556038616This is perhaps the most flagrant "please dear GOD feed me attention" posts I've seen in a while.
>>556038531But is there a loss of down?
>>556038704Notice how you're not calling me a liar?
>>556038901Because I can call you a nigger instead
>>556038968not him but "indian" is a better insult desu
>>556038968I'd rather live among american niggers than Eurocucks to be honest.
>>556039562No, you absolutely fucking wouldn't.
https://x.com/i/status/19469333862512358361/4
>>5560399812/4
>>5560401203/4
>>556040303>Ackley
>>5560403034/4
I want to go shovel snow and my stupid FUCKASS sister decides to hit me with "you might have to come pick me up"GOD I FUCKING HATE SISTERS
>>556040535Your sister sounds super cute and you should hug her.
>>556040535Tell her to get a bf already.
>>556040303>>556040468
>>556040535You complain every time your sister needs you to drive her somewhere, are you dishesanon? It can't be that long of a drive.
>>556039981Sweaty Janepits...
>>556040535Motherfucker, absolutely NO ONE enjoys shovelling snow, or at least not so much that they wouldn't rather spend time with their sister.
>>556040468lesbian porn is weird
>>556035391what's the matter, andrew? afraid of your sister's Hershey highway?
>>556039981Such a lesbian Jane, she clearly wants Julia for herself and not for any gross man.
>>556041685Lesbian porn never appealed to me because I already dislike seeing TWO stupid whores on my screen simultaneously, let alone them sharing intimacy. Even FFM is lame to me.
>>556041997How would Andrew react if he discovered that Julia was a lesbian and had cheated on him with her own sister?
>>556040120>my brother has never hit melol, lmao even
>>556042801Play the game.
>>556038616Americans like you won't even exist soon enough. You're basically one of those porpoises that are on the verge of extinction because the Chinese use their only food source for boner meds.
>>556042760>Jane clearly molested her. There is no way two siblings would do something like having sex.
>>556041685>>556042239I'm very glad you aren't this much of a gooner to be into lesbianslop unlike someone who also jerked off to furryshit that is picrel
>>556043901Just you wait until the incest fandom is implicated in the Epstein files. The walls are closing in, you degenerate freak!
>>556043901I don't even care for yuri but Epstein liking it isn't a knock against it, if anything it's a boost.
>>556042760>Andrew was so bad that he turned his girlfriend into a lesbian
/u/ general
>>556044850/u/ hates you
>>556044119Epstein thought incest was too vanilla.
>>556045305>too vanilla.He's calling it exciting
>>556045305anon, your reading comprehension....
>epstein also liked incestoh great, so does that mean the entire tcoaal fanbase and other fanbases featuring sibling incestshipping as well are all epstein's disciples now
>>556046641Always were.
>>556042760Depends. Before quarantine? He’d be devastated. After quarantine? He wouldn’t give a shit. Either way, Ashley wouldn’t stop teasing him about that.
Nemlei visited the island.
>>556046898I don't know if devastated is the right word.
>>556045497>>556046267Eppy sounds like he's being sarcastic
>>556047556Wouldn’t you be devastated if you discovered that your girlfriend, whom you were dating only to avoid accusations that you were sleeping with your sister, had actually slept with her own sister? And you know Ashley would tease you about it 24/7.
>>556039981Thanks. Another faggot I can chain block to hurt them in the twitter algorithm.
>>556050201Jane makes ya seethe?
>>556040303This screams self-inserting dyke..
>>556040625You know, it's kinda weird that she doesn't have one. I know /calg/ will crucify me for this, but I don't really want to fuck her. My sister is very sociable and outgoing, but I just realized that she's never even mentioned having a bf>>556041407I enjoy shoveling snow. It's a nice workoutAnd I got to do it in peace because my sister's friend will drive her home
>>556050696Because is it. Or it's a latin American (spic). They make the most disgusting excuse for, "art" on earth.
>>556050201Oh, it's the faggot who made ntr cuck porn too. So yeah, definitely spic. Like nigger who posted it. I'm actually going to pass it off to another bot farm just for good measure.
>>556051000>account based in TaiwanYou don't have to try and prove your whiteness every time you see fanart that upsets you, dude. It's REALLY played out
>epstein liked incest but not cuck pornwhat a timeline that we live in
>>556050201>>556051172
>>556051324>>account based in Taiwanlmao. So it's a chink?
>>556045305Brainrotted kike
>>556051425Epstein also liked Yuri & Furry, I was expecting yuri, furshit and specifically fnaf sfm was a curveball.
>>556051861>Eats children>is surprised by worst sexual depravites imaginable Are you even aware of the extent of his allegations? kek
>>556052145It's not liking furry that I find so surprising. It's that someone like Epstein would be in to something so specific. Especially in the context of his crimes. Or what, did you also expect to find out he sent links to FNAF porn on /gif/ to his friends via email?
>>556050951>I know /calg/ will crucify me for thissurprisingly /calg/ enjoys platonic brother sister love
>>556050951Kill this man.
>>556050951Anyone in /calg/ that's unironically telling you to sex your sister and post relationship updates is an honest to god glowie and should be ignored.
>>556052736Are you implying something is wrong with sexing sister? Or just asking for updates?
>>556050951You should DEFINITELY try and have sex with your sister.
>>556052902NTA but a brother's priority should be loving his sister. If sex is on the table that's fine—preferable, even—but sisterless fags trying to gaslight people into fucking up their relationship should be forced to work in a West Taiwan sweatshop until they die.
>>556053142>West TaiwanNo such thing, gweilo.
>>556053142>—
>>556052902I'm saying that it is illegal to sex your sister and so anyone /here/ trying to convince anons to do so is attempting to incite them to commit a felony.
>>556053808Yeah you're right I ran my post through chatGPT trained on /calg/ lingo and no human would know how to use—never mind acknowledge the existence of—an em dash.
>>556053975>no human would know how to use—Quite literally, unironically, yes. Retard. Especially considering most, """""people"""'" who otherwise especially wouldn't use it, until literally a few years ago. All of a sudden.
>>556054129I hate to break it to you, but I know what em dashes are and how to use them because I grew up reading books with words on them.
>>556053969It's legal to fuck your sister in most of the world, including Western Europe and 3 US states
The accessibility of /calg/GPT is stealing users from Sister Helpline, even though the quality of advice is lower and lacks personal experience to back up its conclusions. Yet another profession being decimated by LLMs... sad.
>>556054280The Saarster helpline. But actually I just use em dashes it shouldn't be that big of a fucking deal.
>>556054212Congratulations, so does Ranjshi- I mean, Boomer Bill from Cowshithicktown, Muba- I mean, Montana.
>>556054225I just looked it up and no. Although there are pushes to decriminalize the sexual dimension(namely France, Germany and Austria are talking about non-coercive, consensual sex between two adults who are related). There isn't a single western european nation where incestual marriage is legal except for Bongland where they're seemingly reluctant to ban cousin marriage due to pressure from their Pakistani population.
>>556054129AI can take my —, but they better never come for my …
>>556054764Who tf said anything about marriage? Sibling intercourse isn't illegal in Western Europe, Ohio, New Jersey, and Rhode Island
>>556054827AI isn't taking the — either, if somebody unironically thinks that a person used chatGPT to generate a two-sentence post for /calg/ that includes the term "sisterless fags" then they've been screened by the IQ filter.
>>556055070The truth is, in the western world: unless you're absolutely retarded about it. It's very unlikely for two adult siblings to be arrested for committing incest. Behind closed doors, that is.
>>556045305But someone else didn't.Which of you was it?
>>556055104>AI isn't taking the — eitherSomething tells me you don't use the web very often outside this place, do you?
>>556055214Traditionally incest is only prosecuted as collateral to another crime such as rape, largely because the amount of expense and effort any given investigative body would have to go through in order to prove that two adults had illegal consensual sex with each other is wildly disproportionate to the payoff. Still, it should be legal and siblings should be able to get married and it's stupid that they can't but fags can purposefully and maliciously infect people with a terminal and incurable disease and it's perfectly legal.>>556055461I have an X account for news updates regarding certain projects and artists, but otherwise no.
>>556055638>I have an X accountGround zero for that, btw. Just look into any post from large verified accounts and look at the replies. Quite overwhelming amount of posts that are painfully obviously LLMs posing as real people.
https://x.com/puduvoodoo/status/2018408501467332754
>>556056037I'm sure, but the overarching point is that sister sex should be legal and people freaking out about a funny punctuation mark in a brief post on 4chan that is *clearly* written by a human are true goyim.
>>556056254Discord formatting doesn't work here...
>>556056535Leave it to Germany to have the most useless half measure law on it in existence.
>>556054764Why do siblings need to be married when they're already family?
>>556056718"Legal for minors" doesn't make any sense to me. Why are they more able to consent than adults?
>>556056718ireland and germany have he same lawisrael weirdly has a surprisingly sensible stance that it's legal over 21
>>556056535On the one hand, I could convince my imouto to move to the Netherlands, on the other hand that would mean I'd have to tolerate the D*tch. Not that I have a reason to move to a country where incest specifically is legal.>>556056778Marriage offers legal and financial incentives. Plus it's romantic.
>>556056425Asterisks have been used for emphasis since before you were born, newestfag
>>556056425Premium bait.
>>556056535Outdated map. Excuse the moonrunes but here's a more comprehensive one.>>556056967It's also definitely not true in Greece. Last year I posted an article about a Greek 15 year old boy getting arrested after he got his 13 year old sister pregnant. The article mentioned no rape or coercion.>>556056994Not exactly. German laws bans vaginal intercourse only, which can only happen between opposite-sex siblings which is why it's categorized as such, but technically this means that a German brother and sister can still engage in oral sex or basically everything else without a problem. Irish law just straight up defines only opposite-sex pairings as prohibited.
>>556058206It would take 10 minutes to change all of those to english yet the chinese map is what's on wiki?
>>556057032>Marriage offers legal and financial incentives.many of which can be duplicated like adopting a "nieces" and "nephews" but I agree the cenvenience of the marriage legal package and societal prestige are very appealing.the fact it's available for gays seems intolerable
>>556052601Turns out, /calg/ winsAs soon as I made that post, she asked me to come pick her up, which I did
>>556058795>seems intolerableIt is intolerable. Infuriating even, that the same rulings that say "consensual acts in the bedroom are not subject to the scrutiny of the government" don't apply to incest because of bullshit reasons.
>>556057032>I'd have to tolerate the D*tch.Fellow bong or just an austin powers reference?
>>556058938The latter, I'm Clapistani whose only tie to Bongladesh is my Irish blood.
>>556058559>wiki
>>556059278I don't care what that raging leftard infested site thinks.
>>556059278wiki
>>556059730Do you ever stop thinking about politics?
>>556059068>clapistaniCan't you either go north east or very south?>>556058206
>>556059730>I will own the libs by sounding like a retard on the internet
>>556059278>using any Wiki siteGet encyclopedias.
>>556059943I could, certainly, but I want to be around people who are like me (to put it in the most polite possible terms).
>>556060213Ohioans, Jerseyites, and Rhode Islanders aren't like you?
>>556059278Wiki-tan is so cute when she's mad.
>>556058559Guess so. A few minutes in Paint.NET and it's done.
>>556060443The long-term prospects of those places are dire. I don't know how privy you are to burgerstan politics but Ohio is already not an awesome place and it's currently being eyeballed by the tech sector for the next round of mass looting and enshittification, and the northeast in general is very particular about not leaving certain groups of people quietly to their own devices in homogenous and safe communities.
>>556059278They want to be this so bad
>>556059278https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:BAIT
>>556061119Look! Mario thanked me himself, Andy! He's my hero. He always saves his princess.
>>556057032>I could convince my imouto to move to the NetherlandsAre you serious or just playing within the context of the thread?
>>556060562>illegal up to life in prison wtf is wrong with those american states? that's some africa shit
>>556061589I'm partially serious, ultimately I don't think I'm actually going to move for that particular reason because legal and socially acceptable are very different things, so the result wouldn't be terribly different in the end. And by particular reason I mean being able to eat hamburgers without judgement.
>>556061431
>>556061837You could totally eat hamburgers without judgement. There's probably going to be an instance like that in Coffin too... just clamp your mouth shut and nobody needs to know.
>>556061767Those are the states that actually had problems with multigenerational inbreeding fucking up the gene pool. In the western states it was Mormons and in Kentucky it was hillbillies
Do you think he...?
>>556062286Fair. I'm very enthusiastic about eating hamburgers.
>>556062507I don't understand this euphemism.
>>556062608Eating hamburgers is a euphemism for rough, sweaty, bed breaking, house-shaking, unprotected lovey-dovey backyard grilling.
>>556062846I misread >>556061837 and that led to my confusion. Thank you, I understand perfectly now. I hope you grill lots of tender, juicy hamburgers with your sister. Don't forget the fries.
I've had a lamb burger once, it tasted sweaty, but in a good way.
>>556062846Poor little darling imouto got dumped with someone else's fries after he ran off to get ketchup.What a good brother you are for helping your sister raise those poor fries.
>>556064306Practically worthy of sainthood. In fact the poor little things would start calling me dad, and I can't just tell them I'm not because it would break their hearts!
>>556065080The precious
>>556065080Baybay so cute!
>>556064668I can't believe it keeps happening either, she just can't seem to keep a man.
>>556065420Andrew shriveled into a husk from losing so much semen.
>>556065548Lost it all to his sisccubus
>>556061119thanks for reminding me of this gemhttps://youtu.be/YxQh5Y6WTiA?si=gezIPK2LL61leyEh
>>556065420This suddenly reminded me there's a greentext callled something like "don't stick your dick in crazy also applies to sisters"sad ending...
https://x.com/i/status/2018433683800105112
>>556063140>Don't forget the fries.Imagine even thinking such filth, let alone saying it.
>>556013098Larry
>>556066925I don't know what you think I was implying. I was thinking about anon and his sister's niecedaughters and nephsons ("smallfry").
>>556066424Now I need to read it. Anyone has it saved?
>>556067502Here I went and found it just for you.
>>556069529I hope this is fake. That's tragic.
>>556065420meanwhile in a alternative universe
>>556070125I can grab a few more brutal greentexts if you'd like.here's a short oneCherish your family.
>>556070257I feel nothing anymore. Sure, hyper-mpreg/vore Andrew. Why the hell not.
>>556070579Thank you, but that's enough sadness for me today. If you have more to share, maybe other anons are interested.
>>556069529There's a little too much "faggot" and "beta" and crying for me to do anything but treat this as a divine comedy.
>>556069529A random stranger on the internet has shown me more kindness than most people in my life. I'm flattered anon.The story is very tragic. I hope the story is fake and if not, I hope he is doing better now.
>>556070867That's okay anon, the sad ones we hold onto because they hurt. I won't post them here but usually you see a few shared in the various relevant /b/ threads whether they're true or not we might never know, given it's /b/.On a more positive note If any of you are familiar with the story of siscon, he showed up recently, he, his sisterwife and their three kids are doing well.
>>556070125>>556071059>they still believes any story on 4chan fictionim sorry for bursting your bubble, anonsbut tbf, if it was actually real, then he should be homeless instead of posting this supposedly "tragic" story as sort of dramedy considering that he already ruined his whole life in his teen years
>>556072053Homeless people have iPhones, anon
>>556072357alright but do they know where they can recharge?
>>556072357homeless people in 2013?
>>556073880Libraries? Fast Food Restaurants? Homeless Shelters? Any Public Bulding?
>>556074070>wrong>wrong>true>factually impossible
I've been a Coffin fan since Episode 1 days. I've been on /calg/ since the beginning. In that time I've read countless takes, positive and negative, dumb and insightful, lighthearted and serious, from fans and haters alike. Here, Youtube, X, Steam Forums. None made me genuinely mad or upset. The retarded ones are for laughter and dismissal, not getting riled up. That's a lesson that two full decades on the internet taught me well. None, except one.It was a Steam review made shortly after Episode 2 released that put me in a violent mood when I read it. I still think about it from time to time and I always get the urge to punch (and maybe worse) the person who wrote it whenever I remember. It's fucking stupid that I let someone who probably permanently forgot about the review in question quickly after he posted it carve out long-term residency in my mind space, but I can't help it. Partly because I just know it was written in earnest, and partly because it reveals so much about the personality of the person who wrote it, and none of it is good.It was a faggot going in detail about how much he enjoyed the game and how good it is. His review was entirely positive, but he finished it with (paraphrase) "giving this a negative review to balance out the positive ones and give a voice to those who take an issue with the game's themes, because they won't buy it and it's not fair that they don't get a say."Just imagine the gargantuan levels of self-fellating, pretentious sanctimony involved here. Fuck, I am mad.
Who else /thiu/ here?
>>556076394I’m not sure I understand the question
>>556076759Me neither, really. I'm just feeling anxious and horny for boys, which is how I imagine Thiu feels
>>556077032Feel free to ventpost about it if u want
>>556077896Meh, there's not much to say. I already told /calg/ I flunked out of law school. It's just that nothing has felt right ever since. I constantly feel like I've been shot in the stomach. Anytime I do anything, I get reminded that I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't be here in my house, I should be at university. I'm applying to jobs and reapplying to law school, and I just shouldn't be here. I just feel like shit all the time. Unless I'm fully immersing myself in vidya or anime or music, I just can't stop thinking about how I shouldn't be here. I don't want to keep going on about it. I just want to post nice Nemlei images and forget what's going on
Was he the potential man of coffin?
>>556078438Pity from a anonymous stranger probably doesn't mean much, but genuinely sorry you have to go through that.
>>556075441tl;dr: a one neutral comment triggered me so much i've almost crashed out in my room
>>556075441valid crashout
>>556078942Thanks anon. I'm just so fed up with being alive. All I want is to reach into my computer screen and disappear into a fictional world like Better Half or Coffin or whatever. I'm just tired of being real
>>556079710
>>556079932I MEANT TO WRITE SAME
>>556079932>>556080091Ok, that cheered me up a fair bit. I'm LITERALLY Thiu, he's LITERALLY me
>>556076759Fixed that for you
>>556080091I WAS TRYING TO BE SELF DEPRECATING SORRY
>>556080272I never noticed S had bigger eyebags. Poor little buddy needs some melatonin
>>556081060It's literally the main difference between the two apart from their clothes.Speaking of which it's odd that he switches back to his normal clothes in the merge ending but keeps Lua's clothes in the marriage one
>>556050201>makes au were these two potential make upI CAN'T GET JIGGY WITH THIS SHIT
Maybe I don't want to fuck a boy like ThiuMaybe I just want a friend
>>556081834>prison gay niggas realizing they're just touch-starved and lonely
>>556081834same
>>556082567Imagine those baby blues boring into your soul while you're rubbing cocks together
>>556082889This would make me not suicidal for the first time in my life **no homo**
>>556084310How tf do you do spoilers!‽?‽?!?
>>556084529Dude, you're giving Thiuposters a bad nameHighlight the text you want to spoiler then hit ctrl+S
>>556084695sorry thnx
>>556084921Post your cutest Thiu and your sins will be forgiven
>>556085065
>>556084529It's in the FAQ broYet I still don't know how code blocks work on /g/. TeX on /sci/ works like a charm though.
Is it Fujoshi and fudanshi posting hours again? Now where did I put that shotgun loaded with salt shells?
>>556053808>>556053941I hate that illiterate retards think ChatGPT invented basic punctuation. Go read the Anabasis (Dakyns translation).
>>556085797right next to the shotgun loaded with razor blades and dried trinidad scorpion peppers.
>>556075441>It's not fair that people who haven't played the game don't get a say in reviews for the content of the gameYour rage is justified. I'm going to kill him.
>>556085797Fujoshi gameFujoshi general
LITERALLY unplayable.
>>556087942Julian is a cute and proof that 90% of female character designs can be immediately improved just by making them male
>>556086497got a box of these handy toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ALFuyKdQo
>>556088996Literally all the music in the game is stock, and nobody cares. Weird thing to be upset about
>>556089085Why did Jane do it?
>>556089201Because little brothers belong to their older sisters.
>>556089085Uso dayo.
>>556089085Boys ALWAYS make the best girls
>>556090518that's because boys are better at everything, including being girls.
/calg/ is boyvulating again...
>>556069529>they found the jizz on my sheets>sister took the blameWell this piece of fiction got retarded quick. As if parents would find it weird that a teenage male's sheets had jizz on them, let alone start yelling about it to the rest of the family.These stories are always so poorly written that I'm surprised anyone with an above room temp IQ can fool themselves into believing they're real.
>>556091990typos are easy enough if it were actually her bed it would explain the furore
>>556093090He actually specifies that it's his bed. So it's not a typo, he just sucks at writing.
>>556089198The music might be stock but it's really good and Nemlei knows how to pick it and utilize it effectively in the storyhttps://youtu.be/MgdUw93s8fU?si=0r-yJlLkDCyJIEf_
>>556089532If you're even a little bit subby, older sisters are just objectively a better fit.
>>556093971I reread it but doesn't it imply that they left way more than a little sperm on his sheets?It's still begs the question why she would bring a guy to his room but that seems like a convenient excuse.It doesn't discount the whole thing but you;d need to pull it apart for other inconsistensies to build a proper case.
>>556094961What if I want to dominate older sisters?
>>556094593Small magic book is peakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGxFs9eHoLA
>sister comes into my room begging me to do the dishes>I agree>she gets excited and leavesI am a GREAT brother, maybe even the bestMy mother interceded and said I'm not allowed to because my sister needs to learn consistency, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm AWESOME
>>556095702Awesome! That Andrew is a skinwalker though. Ashley better watch out.
>>556095702Kino
>>556095379They offer that flexibility. You can absolutely demolish your big sister as a man.
>>556082273I’m not just touch starved; I’m also afraid of women
>>556095101If you think that story is real you're braindead. It ends with her somehow drowning herself in a river for fucks sake.
>>556096228>telling yourself not to go to schoolIsn't that just skipping?
>>556095721Leyley wins ending
>>556097123Best ending!
>>556096359jump off a bridge
>>556096146That's what I like about older sister stuff the transition from cute little brother to dominant male
>>556096228BOO!
>>556097649AAhHAAAhhȂĄĀÅÃHĤHHȞᴴḢȀHᴬḦḨ
>>556097387Shake that limp-wristed fist a little harder
>>556101058An ice cave with a frozen imp in it hours away from the village seems like a terrible place to go to fuck tbqh
>>556104128Maybe it's normal for snow sprites, since they're resistant to the cold. Snow must feel even nicer to roll around in if you're not freeing your ass off.
>>556078465Don't think there's enough in the game for him to be anywhere near Potential Man tier. He mirrors his favorite son Anders, but there's not enough there.
Sometimes NemTube recommends a good one.https://youtube.com/watch?v=iZiuw_y_0Fc
>>556075441>giving this a negative review to balance out the positive ones and give a voice to those who take an issue with the game's themes, because they won't buy it and it's not fair that they don't get a say."
>>556111056I want to grab her hips
>>556070257When you go to hell I'll be there waiting for you
3A reference on my Facebook feed
Has Anon accepted his sister's Facebook friend request yet? Please don't hurt her feelings any longer.
>>556110068>nobody will everFeels bad.
>>556113028All a man needs to be happy is Julia
