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Swigity swop what’s in the shop?
>>555967490slop
tonight>Victory Vibes (x2) [ID: VV02021]>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0202]>Pacific Break (x3) [ID: PB2]>Ford F-150 (x1) [ID: F150]>Fortnite Drops (x9) [ID: FND0202]>DC (x2) [ID: NinjaBatman&Harley-DC]>Battle Ready (x3) [ID: BR0202]>Vehicle Accessories (x2) [ID: F150Boost]>Boundless (x3) [ID: Boundless]
where my jonesisters at??
My Adam collection grows one more
>OVERWATCH 2 COLLAB IN SEASON 2!!!!Is that why they were tanking the playerbase numbers?
Pow POW check these moves.
>>555968054Hot
yooo what the fuck my uber doin?
me af
Consensus?
>>555969041gearing up for a night of eating everyone's Uber Eats order and blaming it on the restaurants
>>555967951
>>555969041Easy on the Cheez-Its
>>555969234it fucking sucks
>>555967806Ivan loved this
>>555969234Finally Taytay in Festival
Cute
>>555969368This might actually be the worst item shop update of all time.
>>555969368Remember when people were saying the Ferrari wasn't going to come back because of their licensing being so picky?
>>555969368
Thank God I'm not a faggot
>>555969675never believe those retards anon. Unless the car molested a girl or say the n word in social media, that car is gonna return to the shop.
Kill every faggot that buys BoundlessThen kill the faggot that puts it in the shop every week
>>555969639Is this after the lady gaga song?
>>555967098That’s an insta-buy right thereHave we gotten any extra info on the HSR collab btw?
FACE
>>555970001not yet
these "leakers" lied about Looney Tunes didn't they?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCK BACKLASH IS BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOLY CUHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEN FIT. ABSOLUTE LUDOKINO.
>>555969858i put it and buy it every week, so watch your tone with me kiddo...
>heart stopper>miyakotims after my vbucksmight hold off, theyre obviously going for a lot of collabs and i want to be prepared for the odd chance that theres a single one i actually like
This season sucks ass bros why the fuck is it going until MARCH?
It looks cute and i have a lot of vbucks right now so why not
>>555970284What's the matter bro, don't enjoy laserbeam ARs, 0.5 attosecond TTKs and shitgun autism fights out the ass? What are you, a casual? Someone who DOESN'T believe in the inherent value of Ranked grinds?
Karuta Harley face looks pretty similar to Ashe Maree
>>555970459I like her tie, need to use that skin more
>>555970284i think main reason why players think this season is so boring is beacuse the bp is 3 months long, and very grindy. and they have nothing to look forward to untill the vacation is over. same thing happened last time.
It's amazing how terrible the microphone animations are in festival if you're on vocal
>>555969368can they please add some different fucking batman characters, I've been waiting for bane and scarecrow for ages
>>555969858
Razor's thighs...
What?
>>555971035it used to be worse, there were like three animations total (swaying back and forth, stepping back and forth, and the really gay one). at least there are more now, and a few of them actually interact with the microphone
she's back :')
>>555971276its asking about what you feel about the office, the show, the millenial show anon.
>>555971289>Playing a laid back song>Suddenly completely unfitting rap animationsYou'd think they'd be able to label songs to match certain animations
>>555971276THE OFFICE MINI SEASON SOON
>>555971165Razor wife
>>555971439this isnt new either, you could be in the really slow part of free bird and your guitarist will be headbanging like its the solo
>>555971290
>Just Dance>it's not a Lady Gaga emote
>>555971276>sell a million copies of michael and dwight to women and retarded men>consider a full season of itthe only reason id be okay with this is because wed probably get goofy weapons and a map with at least one office building poi, which are normally pretty cool
>that shitty emote where your character makes an X with their arm while some dead raper makes gay noises is gonna be a top seller
>>555971635Because it's Just Dance 2
>>555971734>playing a RL cup>some guy with EASTSIDE in his name immediately starts bming>i think>hes speaking in such thick text ebonics that i have no idea what hes saying, just that hes referring to me>even after the match ends hes still using abbreviations ive never seen before and talking like hes inebriated (again, over text)the worst part is that it couldve been a white guy
>>555971290shes got a good design but id never buy her, too girlyif they had a mode where you could stick a dildo up your skin or duod with some asian boytoy who wanted her gifted then thatd be a different story
>>555971941americans are fuck'd I tell you hwhat, no cap uncut fr fr skibi no toilet fauna tax cap 67 21
>>555971276>hows the south park content>how the office content>*doesn't ask about the game that's been stagnant for 2+ months*
>>555969698DIGITAL DANCING
>>555972339But bro! Imagine a season that took place in The Office, and you got to throw jello staplers at people while they beam you with the Holo Twister rifle, or you get obliterated in an ambush by someone with a funny megaphone shotgun with like sniper range and Wrecker spread that blasts "THAT WHAT SHE SAID" over and over again
>>555970748Winterfest was ass. They remove the kill bill sword for no reason, Southpark should have had a cartoon gun or sword, every match is just Arc gun and Deadeye rape
>>555969926No
>>555972629>no finger bang gun
>think spirit tamer harmonie looks cute with her hat off>buy her and try an emote>the big artifact on her chest clips into her titssmall indie company, thank you tim, ill be refunding
What kind of music does Mordecai listen to?Alternative?
>just dance 2>no it's not the lady gaga one>there isn't a just dance 1 either
>>555972909airplaneswasnt mordecai and the rigbys a dadrock band, its probably that
>>555972909Whatever the hell this ishttps://youtu.be/1MZqge5A05U?si=2eGFCJ7kmJF8_9nj
tjpw collab when
>>555973219
DudeBenson's gonna piss
>>555973438THIS BEAUTIFUL PISS THAT I TOOK
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>555973383i want Mizuki, but its to niche
Lexa is so cute.https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=21838
>>555974564Not really when Kim exists
>>555974070>he didnt completeded the pass
LiSA can you teach me Japanese?I Say: Waito Piggu Go Home!
>>555974760if Kim's face wasn't broken on literally anything other than her lobby pose she would've made me buy a lot of emotes
Wheelchair anon here! Map Mastery quests... god please they need to end... please...Today I give you a squads dub. This is my dub for day 6 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]https://streamable.com/45utu0
>>555974932>bunk bed>sink and mirror>meowscles plushwas there a geneva convention for reality war? id make her sleep on the ground
>>555975538Give this man a leg!
At this point there's been dozens of skins I would have bought if it wasn't because of a single stupid detail Epic added that ruins the entire skin. In this case it's the slippers (this has to be on purpose just to sell kicks).
>didnt completeded
>>555976085she looks good enough with the remix pass nikes so there isnt that much of an excusei agree that the slippers are too big and necessitate different shoes, but didnt they say at one point that they were going to make kicks for the shoes that existing skins had? what happened to that? id maybe use her slippers on another skin.
>>555975704idk, but the dark voyager is trying to out the shards together from what i see.
>Black woman in squad starts screaming profanity.
>>555976697damn that's hotwhat skin was she wearing and what was she saying?
who saw our girl perform manchild and hit the emote on the grammys just now?
>>555976697sheesh any goopas in the thread??
>>555977193I have the feeling that she left everything stinky after sitting on it.
>>555976697>le reddit peanutgross
It's just occurred to me that outside of surfing I spend most of my matches landing on the northern regions on the map. I don't think I've even landed at the desert areas in weeks.
>>555977917>he doesn't want to go to shitty downtown LA or the empty as fuck desertreally??? its almost like a cali specific season was a massive fucking mistake
>>555978060How the fuck does Backlash keep getting in the top sellers despite EVERY FUCKING COMP-WORSHIPPING SWEAT ELEMENTAL owning her at this point?
>>555978180because they're subhumans that are constantly making new smurf alts and buying her on it
Ironic how long South Park has been in the shop for, and I don't think they've hit best sellers for two weeks
>>555976772Was saying 'fuck em up, got that BITCH, fuck those pussy ass bitches they'd be hiding.' Then whined non stop some backlash player in the reboot van left her behind to die in the storm.
>>555976085the slippers look fine, the only real issue with them is that they're stuck to her feet instead of having physics like peter b parker's, bathany's, or even cheek's slippers
>>555970459i really like her pickaxe, but...800 vbucks is a lot. and the Batman skin that comes with the bundle is fucking ass.
>>555977917Oh, I know why *wink wink*
>>555967098valentine skunny
This season is so fucking boring
>>555977917I land at the ayylmao base for the free loot but otherwise I agree. This is the first island where I've legitimately mixed up and forgotten about POIs because they're all identical and boring.We got>ayylmao>collabslopland>forest of getting squadwiped by Kingston the lumberjack>dark voyager's lab of unholy vagueness>a golf courseand then just a bunch of random California bullshit. It's like they made this map knowing that 70% of the POIs would get bulldozed for themed areas in later seasons so they put at little effort into them as possible.
bring back the katseye emotes they are a sexy band
>there are people in this thread unironically hating on peanutwow
i love how the new (and the vast majority) of emotes are so girly as fuck, is like epic makes them exclusively to use on female skins on those party royale islands.
>>555979635>>there are people in this thread who don't know this zoomer clown
>>555979870they make hundreds of horny as fuck girly slut emotes that wiggle their hips and shake their asses and then we get sexless slop like soleil
>>555978889While it may not be the treetops I've been coming across more friendlies in my matches lately. Maybe it's because of how fucking boring this season is there's been more opportunity to mess around and team against others, the only saving grace so far.>>555979345As long as they don't go removing the actual nice POI's I couldn't care less when they break theming of the map. At least with the golf course it's probably the most abandonded area of the map since almost nobody willingly lands there.
Once she comes out, we will be posting tons of her fan art and screenshots.
>>555979345Oh, I forgot one, sometimes I land at Grove Street when I want to do quests because that one house with the movie set on it is THE ONLY PLACE ON THE MAP THAT SPAWNS A GUARANTEED CARWho the fuck's dumbfuck idea was that anyway? Remember when you could go to a place that would logically have cars like A GAS STATION or A PARKING LOT and find a car? Really makes me want to spend 2500 v-bucks on a car there, Tim. I guess it's thematic with California always wanting to ban cars because they're heckin' racist against chipmunks or some other hippie bullshit.
Play Blitz, we got Wreckers nigga!
>>555980092I need her so bad
hey anons. my PSN account got stolen and banned recently and been feeling down losing everything I had in fortnite I have to start fresh again and it's been hard trying to play this game after losing literally everything games skins etc. I've tried emailing Sony and calling customer support and basically they've said they can't really do anything cause Sony has atrocious customer support compared to gabens steam our beloved. but idk I was hoping to possibly find friends to play with and grind it out again. idk what do to do anymore my new username is MothManAteMySon if anyone wants to do some zero build or something
>being down bad for a flat girl in a crop topoof
>>555980515
?
>>555980515oh its a girl? never mind then.
>>555980474Do you have any email receipts from your old Fortnite purchases? Any old scratched-off V-buck cards? You might be able to get in touch with Epic support and see if you can regain access to your Fortnite account, at least. That's what account sellers do all the time to scam people. You don't even need access to the email account. It's worth a shot, at least. Best of luck to you.
>>555980515but how big is her bulge?
LEXA PEPSI!
>>555980208call me when they add back medallions.
>>555971734>>555978060
>>555980007>coming across more friendlies in my matches latelyhah! i few matches ago i landed on lethal labs at the same time as one dude wearing the black squid games guard, i was using the big wave emote because we cross paths>immediately goes after a chest, grabs the smg>starts shooting at me>bunny hop and grab a random AR>brake his overshield and landed 3 shoots>magazine empty>use pickaxe>eliminate the squid dude>hit my flexy emoteHe started to salty spectate until i outsmarted other dude who tried to caught me off guard lolSometimes i have more fun if i just play like an asshole who looks like a sweat.
>>555980092the furcord will hate that
fags will complain that anons like flat chested girls but then go crazy over this pajeet
The chapter 3 map is rotting :/
>Regular show collab>No party Tonight jam trackWell at least we have Through the Fire and Flames
>>555980092>we>implying everyone here buys everything
>>555980515I wanna be her, but i know estrogen would only make me more mentally ill so im too scared to transition, it’s better to just be some guy irl and play as her in fortnite
>>555980785I've tried but the way PSN works is 1 account 1 epic games account so even if I did successfully get access I'd have to be able to unlogg off the PSN account I can't access so it's a whole mess that doesn't look promising I've been pretty destroyed over the whole thing easily lost over $200 worth of the crew subscription alone the most annoying part is Sony has been uncooperative the entire time just automated emails and customer support telling me tough luck
>>555967951how does she do it?
>>555980092Besides Gia, she'll be the 2nd skin with denim short pants?
>>555981742Nobody cares Brendan
>>555980092GUHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>555980474go fuck yourself asshole, and stop bringing you shitty /pol/ garbage here.
>>555981689It's just a 1,200 v-bucks skin, broke boy.
>>555981848nta but how is that /pol/?
My heckin epic reference that no one's going to get.
>>555981882>It's just a 1,200 v-bucks skin
>>555981426the jump is always to assuming detractors MUST be flaming faggots, as if actual heterosexuals are gonna be drooling over flat children that look like prepubescent boysno childfucker I want some women with some fucking MEAT on them
>>555981882I have 8.4k vbs idiot. Buy i don't buy whatever crap lands in the shop.
>>555980092>being excited for flat crop top girl #4007
>>555980474not sure whenever i'll feel like playing anytime since this season is kinda boring (quints make it sorta fun for now) but could i still add you at least?
She must be sweating in the Aussie heat playing Fortnite like that.
>>555967806thought these were stardew valley portraits for a second
>>555982550Leave my wife outta this thread you ole bogan...
>>555982172BROKE BOY DETECTED!
>>555976085100% this
https://youtu.be/1u-yhHye6BY?si=ejhrMy7CTHSPW0G5
next female streamer icon???
>>555982120bully?her own other emote?
>>555980474lol that's what you get for not being ultra paranoid about this things, believe it or not 2FA really works on everything. I use to share my account with a friend when i use to have ps plus, but this idiot never delete my account from his ps4, one day i was playing fortnite and the game log me off, i didn't know what happened so immediately go to change my password and put the 2FA on my sony account, he's my friend but i don't trust that fucker since he is a lazy asshole, and probably wanted to play a multiplayer game with his wife and was more easy to log into my account, even when he saw me i was online.
>>555981426i love flat chested girls and love this cool feminine dude
>>555982927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8
>>555982376yes that's cool
>>555972909unironically death grips and experimental/industrial punkhttps://youtu.be/1MZqge5A05U?si=JPgYC9Y_7orh6l3e&t=19
>>555981426Stop calling him Indian. He's Filipino, if anything
>>555982550I would drink his loserfruit juice if you know what i mean
>>555973219I would have sex with her, if you know what I mean
>>555982550I want to cum inside of her desu
(Whoops! Didn't know last thread was done.)Not an Overwatch player so the collab wouldn't interest me much but it would be interesting to see if the skins have edit styles that allow you to switch between the classic OW1 and modern OW2 designs (like in OW2).
>>555980092BLENDERANON COME BACK TO US!!!
hope when she was a society brat
>>555981813They look so rapeable
>>555984448>Montague dont turn guns into diamondsMustard, wtf
>>555981426It is funny to me that the /fng/ gays are in love with 2 white blonde blue eyed men with decent bodies and then theres the guy who likes the Indian looking twink
>>555984448I like the one when she babysit kendo
The 14 hour Festival marathon is over.
Still waiting for Resident Evil rerun this month.
>>555985291>he doesn't already have all 4 RE skins
>>555985526late starter, but unless something impresses this month i'll have the 4200 vbucks for the full sets. not sure how Grace will turn out at all.
>>555985526I WILL buy all of the girlsI WILL goon to r34 of them in party royalethere's NOTHING you can do about it
Aw shit, HERE COMES PAC-MAN.
>>555986387who said anything about not doing that
>>555986438PacMan? More like BLACKMAN
>>555987118>the exact opposite happenedno, it didn't
>>555987118not praising these lazy shits for doing the bare minimum every 1 in 100 times
>>555981882I have 20 000 vbucks i’ll buy if she has a cute pickaxe and backbling
>>555986438>wanna freebase?
>>555987118it would be funny if she is a free skin
>Valentines skin is unsurprisingly a cute girl Its so tiresome
>>555988321theres another skin?
>>555987118franck jonesy looks funnier than jonesy frotting so far
>>555988321don't worry i'm sure they'll throw in a male skin in the corner of the art for crust busters like you
>>555988565Wait a minute, that bracelet
>>555988565hey that's the image I posted not long ago
>>555988698I want something funny like HeartbreakerHave they ever even made a male Valentines skin?
>>555989327?
to the anon that said that it was just a phase, just finished all f2p questsremember to change your game specially now that the content on fortnite is so barebones
>>555989380
What is this boring ass fucking shop>sweat skins returned before wolfie in her own seasonHello ??!!
>>555989509Good job anon. If you ever do get into members, don't try to maintain it with bonds, you'll probably come to hate the game doing that or just burn yourself out.
i don’t get this memealso should i watch a few episodes?
>>555989664smoke a little weed and give regular show a shotif you mean the other show... yes
>>555989042qrd
>>555989664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irT88XcjpA4actual tumblr ship like I don't know human bill cypher I only used it for porn back then, that exploded into a meme once some deviantart kid made a funny pic
>>555989618thanks anon! Im going to level up magic and range since I have it at level 10 and 4, then buy membership after>>555988301honestly thinking this might be the case
if the office can be added so can seinfeld, i need kramer or george
>>555990030fuck off boomerbest you're going to get (and is actually good) is Curb Your Enthusiasm
>>555989775nothing, it's a bunch of street fighter alpha chun-li pics but she looks a little young because she's not as buffthe artist doesn't draw loli so it's just a coincidencethat pic in specific is most likely some gooner caption like that party royale one people post here from time to time
>>555990030>kramernever ever
>>555990126I look like this
>>555990185does that mean Randy is also off the table?
>>555976085>>555978789thisif her slippers did the thing then they'd be somewhat visually interesting instead of being these blobs on her feet
>>555990240seek medical help now
>>555990848Why?
>Grrr i hate that female slippers don't have physics, not because i'm attracted to feet no sir, I just want realistic physics in fortnite, fortnite.
>grrr i hate other people opinions
i've never denied liking women's feet lolit doesn't change the fact sandal/slipper physics are a nice detail for a skin to have
>Grr I love paying the same price for a skin and it having 1000% less customization/quality than others for no reason
https://youtu.be/aA75jtnwqps?si=I99HdOuuE6u1snae
y’all suck toes? lol
are we really not gonna address this??
when is kafka coming out
>>555989402I meant more like a regulat attractive male in league with the females
>>555993031closest i guess? the attractive is subjective ofc
>Epstein played Fortnite and bought V-Bucks. What a ride.
>>555992987we don't know yet as far as I know but not before next update which is on the 5th
>>555993275>man with a lot of money played the most popular videogameshut up faggot it's not that crazy
>>555993275he also was the one that suggested CoD implement micro transactions.
Are we really getting a Chappell skin?
>>555993508He was a jew after all
>>555993520at least 2 since she's supposedly the next festival headliner, one for the music pass and one for a item shop bundle
>>555984680gooner world peace
>>555993706nice, pretty nice stuff. thanks.
>>555993520GUH
>>555993725seek a doctor?
>>555993706I can't believe Lisa didn't even get an edit style like DAMN, not even glasseshow lazy can they getWAIT A MINUTE IT'S WANDA
>>555993268Can't really see his face to make a determination Is this Valentines or just CTL?
>>555994237both, cuddle team fan also released on february
It's a trip seeing how dead these threads are, did everyone go to sleep for school tomorrow?Is the next update doing anything good, or is it just another whatever update?How long before StW gets changed to the point it loses half its player base?
i want the thai lady in the shop…
>>555995543fr
>Q for blitz>Land in the same location as the rest of my team but a bit far from them>Batman lands next to me>Kill Batman>Superman appears to save him>Kill him too>Grab superman and throw him next to batman to see if they do something funny>The joker appears out of nowhere and kills me
>>555995698the game is in a VERY dire state right now and a lot of people have pretty much completely checked out at least until the next season or some other big actual change comes
>>555993983>>WAIT A MINUTE IT'S WANDAI was hoping that reject was dead.>>555995698>It's a trip seeing how dead these threads are, did everyone go to sleep for school tomorrow?The gmae's playerbase is not even half of what it was last year, and this is after about 2 years of nonstop shitposting the website getting hacked, and most of the posters being replaced by discord failures and bots. >Is the next update doing anything good, or is it just another whatever update?It's going to be collab slop and dogshit until next season drops in early march. The player count will drop further by then. >How long before StW gets changed to the point it loses half its player base?They already swapped out a bunch of assets for the ugly post ch5 Fortnite semi realism aesthetic and they've simplified or started to simplify mission types. General QoL shit they're 5 years late on and allegedly a new campaign is in the works. I imagine they think they'll end founders with it or something stupid.
>>555992135Blenderpedo does
>>555990030sex with Elaine Bennes
>>555980092Looks like another boring trans coded flavor of the week whore who will be forgotten after a week
>>555995698>Is the next update doing anything goodit's adding 50 more collab skins with 0 gameplay changes>How long before STW gets changed to the point it loses half its player baseSTW is shit and it's player counts are entirely propped up by people grinding for free vbucks which means STW dies as soon as epic kills founderbucks
>>555996380>drop a new chapter>it sucks>drop winterfest (it's a nothingburger as usual)>take a month long fucking vacation where nothing is added>vault half the lootpool>add a useless gun, useless healing item, an annoying free respawn gimmick, and a stick once per 30 games.>add nothing for yet another month>now going on 2+ months of basically nothing to really shake up the lootpool>but oh there's 785327853278957832 collabs per update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!>oh also blitz is still shit>still gutted all the fun stuff>still only 2 maps in rotation despite all the maps being lazy as fuck and taking 5 minutes to make in UEFN>gutted one of the maps>gutted the bleach mythics and brooms>now going on another month of blitz being stagnantWhat a fucking grim state for this game... mark my words, the valentine's update is going to be 2 useless unvaults and an annoying collab mythic to dominate the rest of the season + 42378532789453892 new things in the shop
>>555980092she's so fucking hot not finna lie
>>555996957childlike thang
>oh guys they have sidekicks we can finally get short characters!!>*all of them re-use cuddle team jr. animations even when they don't fit whatsoever*What a lazy lazy company
>>555996898but enough about pingwin
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>555997807Shut your're whore mouth you inbred mongrel, lest you be smote where you stand and erased from the annals of history
>>555995698Because there is almost less content in the game compared to when the season started. BR isn’t interesting and there is nothing to discuss.
>see cheez its at the store>think of Helsieyou idiots
>>555997023you forgot the part where they changed the way ranked rewards used to work and the garbage thag is fall guys crown jam.they devellopped a new gamemode for an entire year while fucking ballistic is rotting away.
>>555998916Ballistic, a game where they could've made it work, died because there was no support, no maps, and gamebreaking bugs. Tim Sweeny is such a retarded asshole and I genuinely cannot fathom why he can't figure out his company's weakspots to fix.
>>555999732just to beat the dead horse further, ballistic really should have just been first-person team rumbleor payload, or ctf, fucking anything other than search and destroy
>>555998708all according to plan
Melty
>>556000490>just to beat the dead horse furtherthey're ain't nothing left...
>>555999732>>555968054blonde/pink two-tone hair is hot as fuck and ill always be mad that fortnite only had penny (nerfed from stw) and gwenpool (forma de la cel shading)
Lexa smells good Helsie stinks nice
>>556000661Blood collaboration confirmed
is this helsie cheese nip thing just a shittier pepsi lexa?
>>555996906Tim raised how much we get by the way.
>>556002318HNGHHH
>>555990751nah he kissed jesse jackson's ass it's okay
How me be soloing in Quintshttps://youtu.be/eTxhI3DgAtE?si=0FHLtOGnGM1RyLb-
Are there any other BRs worth downloading? Preferable third person I didnt like the battlefield BF and cod felt like you could get sniped by a dude a million miles away
>>555999732>>556000490Ballistic also needed harder penalties for leaving its not fun getting your shit kicked in because Little Timmy had bedtime
>>555972909hope you guys like weezer
just found out you can cheese campfires to kill bears faster
>>555995698Update is gonna have Chapel Ronin so there will be lots of dykeposting. BR is boring because the season is too fucking long and they fumbled by not adding new south park weapons
>>555993275Shocking thing was that a billionaire only bought the $25 pack and not the $100 one
>>556002913With the new weapons you can easily kill brutes and other mobs more quickly
>>555995698This game has steadily been on the decline for me ever since Ch6 but for some reason this season completely tanked my interest all together.
>>556002318>going through and down simultaneouslyshit makes no sense
I had to archive pretty much all my Icon skins from the Festival PassAll these people are such fucking retards
Even on 15% on music level the jam tracks are pretty loud during gameplay, if you don't have the vizualizer own you can barely hear the footsteps, idk why epic put this gimmicks on BR, they defeat the whole purpose, i hear music while playing but usually is vydia ost and pretty quiet.
>>556005153Someone got mad at the Grammy's i see
>>555999732>Copy a bunch of games>put in 0 effort>give them 0 support>games eventually die because 0 effort + 0 support>leave the games to rot further>ERMMM ACTUALLY THIS IS VALVE'S VAULT!!! SUE THEM FOR 90 GORILLION DOLLARS!!!!
>>555995698Anons have completed the battle pass already, BR has nothing new to offer right now and collabs people give a shit about will happen until valentine’sThere’s also a lot of people that ended up losing all their will to play after rushing to complete map mastery reload quest, and all the ranked shitIs like they really expected people to care about bean basquetball for more than 1 weekend
>>556005383Yes
>>556005787Really makes you think, I wonder if his son ever looks at his dad acting like a retarded baby on xitter and thinks>man, dad's so retarded, I could totally fix this company. >>556005832There's nothing to do, they erroneously thought that the playercount dip was because of short seasonns and not theur general retardation like collab seasons, and piss poor balance
>>556005971Chat?
>>556006062 ...
>>556005153>these people make music so i should care about what they have to sayweird take but ok
heres a venn diagram of how content in the game basically affects other modes - basically BR content can be used 1:1 in other standard modes, lego and fall guys are basically custom content across the board so they're more expensive than any other modes, rocket league and car stuff for now is basically just a dead mode and car cosmetics usable everywhere, festival has successfully gone from "oh hey you can use the festival skins in BR" and basically unrelated to BR other than that to "hey everything in festival can be used in BR from jam tracks as an mp3 player to instrument pickaxes to the festival skins and also lobby tracks and shit"basically fall guys and lego cost the most to make content for because that shit cannot be reused in any other modes and is extremely specifically built for their respective modes, while BR stuff can be recycled not just by core game modes but by creative slop
>>555968054>>555983981Overwatch season except its Sombra from Overwatch 2 and Valentina from Chapter 6 Season 2 Lawless both chasing me through the night moon lit back alleys and streets of Battlewood Boulevard. Rounding a corner about to get away until Brite Raider Ramirez from Chapter 5 Season 3 Wrecked launches a pick axe at my shins causing me to fall to the ground leaving me completely immobilized. They proceed to drag me behind a dumpster and aggressively pull my pants down as tears fall down my face when suddenly a rift shows up in the sky and two bodies start to nose dive towards our position. Sense of joy radiates my body thinking im about to be saved by these strangers but to my dismay I see who they are and its Reyna from Valorant and Loba from Apex Legends and both have joined in my hostile undressing. The all proceed to aggressively molest and rape me with their moist latina mouths and genitals for 12 complete storm cycles. I was never found again
Got Felinos and Champ in the same match, wasn't that bad desu, hopefully I can get unreal this week
>>556007198It tickles my austimo senses that the color don't match with the gold, i had the same problem with Felina too. Also congrats.
What's with these "MrBeast vs iShowSpeed" islands? Is there beef between them?
>>556006996deeno a qt
>>556008179combining two popular ecelebs into one map for clickbaiting retarded babies
>>556008179Speed would cuck Beast in any challenge They should fight
>>556007386Ty, for freebies they look good but the rank styles don't look good unless bronze or gold, bronze looks surprisingly well but the skin is made for the gold style practically
>153/200I truly don't think I'm going to make it. I can't be bothered to grind the ranked shit, I can't even be bothered to idle in STW. That's how much the new Fortnite has killed the passion in me.
>pick up loot>automatically switches to itBillion dollar company Btw
>>556013021Check you're settings
>>555997023Bro you don't understand the metaverse will save us 100 collabs will save us doing anything but improving the game will save us.
>>556013116It's a bug, unless they added a random setting and applied it to everyone by default and hidden it in the menus which I wouldn't put past them but I can't find it.https://old.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/1qmzhec/weapons_items_auto_equipping_when_picked_up/
>>556013380I think some updates reset some settingsI know theres an auto equip thing option
With the amount of skin Lisa shows off, I'm really shocked she isn't more popular
>>555997023Spot on. This term gets thrown around a ton and so loosely but genuinely Fortnite has become so fucking soulless.
>>556014067Rosé General
can someone make a webm of hexa doing the new emote
>>556013289Don’t worry anon. Surely goyslop consoomer whales will buy upcoming ugly toon shaded Steven Universe skins and overpriced Powerpuff Girls sidekicks collabs will and save this game.
What was the evidence that poodle would be a crew skin ? Forgot what anons said.
>>556017623I remember someone saying she’d come out in February because she’s wearing a skiing jumpsuit and the Winter Olympics are that month
>>556014067What skin (female) does show the highest % of flesh in the game?
>>556020250og phaedra
>>555997606saw a comment that said "sidekicks are just pets but soulless" and it really stuck with me.
>>556020250Powerchord still shows underboob
>>556017591Epsteinian blathering
>>555984680its because liking femboys isnt gay duhhhh
>>556014458Ah puh tyay puh tyay Ah puh tyay puh tyayAh puh tyay puh tyay Uh huh uh huh
>>556020250
I miss CoggiWho makes funny montages nowLove dumb meme shit
>>556020250probably some skin with pits + middriff + shorts
>>556022096
these icon skins don't really do the artists justice sometimes...Billie and Doja are hotter irl...
When's the next update so we can have a good season again?
>>556024291This Thursday
Did anyone play the original before BR?
she should have won all of the awards <3
>>555989380is that a man?that's fucking gross, lol!
>>556024606I only checked Fortnite out after they were like hey we're fully pivoting to this battle royale shit if you want to play that zombie defence game you saw at e3 buy it now before we throw it away or something.
Nezumi...
>>556024606I really wanted to play that day 1 but it wasn't quite the game I wanted. I wanted another Sanctum 2 but it didnt hit like it. Thankfully BR saved it and is fun
I feel like i have to buy him because of the Battlehawk style
>>556025393
>>556024606I did, funnily enough I still havent finished STW im at lvl 108
>>556025723cartman skin is very good. awesome-o is one of the best episodes so it really works imo. I like all of the skins but kenny and cartman will definitely get the most playtime from me
>>556025723cartman, stan and kyle skins are terrible, they look like an adult wearing cosplay with the kid located in the head, like they are playing horsie, but without the adult head, im glad I had a refund ticket
>>556014067it's barely any skin, less than any crop top skin even, she was pretty popular anywaybut it all changed when Kim K attacked
>>556017623>>556018183We'll see by then, thats the greatest speculation If that isnt true, dunno what is
>>555967806how did they manage to make the whitest guy ever look like a nigger
>>556027092omg i feel like this is exactly what epic is doing what a relatable gif...
why was the game running like shit yesterday? small indie company?
>>555989380>>556024946It's a man but seemingly not a tranny. I wonder if he has any self awareness whatsoever or if he has no idea how creepy this stuff looks. Seems to be on the same level of autism as those people who do the Goofy makeup
>>556028297>It's a man but seemingly not a trannyWe know anon, we know.
>>556028489wtf israel
>>555976085she'd look great in these babies
>>556028713What do you mean by that? You sound brown.
>>556024606The moment this came out my first thought was how this was god fucking awful shitty team craft survival horror garbage that has lootboxesI'm still right, STW fucking sucks, but BR is fun and that piece of shit gets me Vbucks so I tolerate it.
>>556029695Me on the right (human man)
it is common hmofag behaviour to insist upon themselves
>>556029651When I first saw the trailer it reminded me of pic related
The fenixtranny is mad
>>556005832I'm still at level 30, want to complete at least the Festival pass and get the crew before Feb 4th
>>556031714The hotel/room sim modes give you 1000s of xp just for idling or interacting with stuff like sinks and mirrors
>>556024606Yeah, it wasn't so different, except you couldn't use your skins, you HAD to use the character you were using, makes sense?It's a pretty chill game, lay some traps and watch the AI die to them.
>>556025393>>556025976needs a fucking cope
>>556030257I distinctly remember seeing this on the Xbox Live Arcade ages ago. Same with that Bloody Good Time game...
>>556007386Felina I use the champion variant and Felino I use unreal. The gold is at least mostly hidden when Im viewing from the back
>>556033563No it does not
Is fallout worth seeing if you're not a fan?
>>556034894It's not for fans of the games. It's for redditors and braindead slop consumers.
>>556034894if you're interested in the setting I guessa lot of my enjoyment comes from "oh look it's the thing from the games!" because they did a really good job with sets and props
>>556008680That nigga zesty that nigga enjoys dancing that nigga
>>556035039>the gamesstill mad about the ncrforgot every camp is lacking manpower and their currency was worthless way before the bomb
>>556035517No the tone is fucked and the plot is shit. Worse writing than Bethesda if that's possible.
>>556034894Sure, they nailed the setting.
>>556035517I mean, of course people are gonna hate the show if they decide to just straight up shit on every faction, nuke everything and reset civilization progress to 0 again for the sake of having a perpetual quirky and wild wasteland full of RUINS and RAIDERS and MONSTERS OOOOOOH
>>556002318hnghhhhhhhh fuck
>>556034894I feel like you'd be even more confused if you didn't know anything about the games. like the way they handled the legion is already retarded knowing what the faction is like, I can't imagine how baffled someone is gonna be to see the roman cosplayers suddenly show up with no explanationthe show is simultaneously only fanservice for die-hards and also actively telling fans to go fuck themselves. bizarre piece of media
So the show takes place after the battle of hoover dam and the legion is still fucking around?
>>556036278you know you can make them win too right, it's more that the courier didn't exist or just stopped soon after killing Benny, I always thought you doing all that by yourself in NV was a bit too power fantasy-y, defeating entire armies so it's all still a stalemate and the legion and the ncr buckled under the own weight like it was already going to happen with how things were going
>>556036278the legion is having a bloody civil war, against itself, over Caesar's body, which isn't stated how he died, exclusively within their one single dam camp, barely 100 feet from eachotherhowever dumb you think the show is, its worse. I'm genuinely surprised the fucking aliens haven't just started fucking with the plot yet.
>>556037367So... the Legion infighting is basically a match of 2Fort? That sounds dumb.
I could never get into Fallout its so cool looking but playing it makes me feel like shitAnd I enjoy older shooters like thatI will try again
>>556037367he has a brain tumor only the player can fix, that's what I don't like about NV, it's like nothing will ever happen or change if the courier just died that dayit makes for a good game with lots of choices but then you have people caring too much about lore in a game where gameplay should ruleunless it's a plot hole in the work itself I don't care that it conflicts with past installments
>>556038139its not that it conflicts its just, its just fucking stupid. caesar was cooked either way but the show seemingly ignoring the massive scale of the actual legion and focusing entirely on a tiny ass camp you can literally see from one end to the other as the grounds for full nation civil war is retarded
>>556038091fallout asks for a small dose of spoilers to get you going honestly, try to see what perks are complete shit or just straight up don't work so you can stop worrying about stats and guns and just play the gameand your gun stats make your gun more precise, most guns shoot like a chapter 1 AR outside of VATS with low stats so that might be why the shooter part feels bad
>>556034894>Is fallout worth seeing if you're not a fan?The amazon show? God no, you're better off playing the games themselves and seeing for yourself then eating up more Bethesda slop. Well, up till Bethesda gets the rights I guess lmao.
Desdemona's futanari cock
>>556041075t.Torment
>>556014067i have seen a remarkable amount of people using this skin this past week
i like billie eillish, Sabrina, Chappell, Huntrix. Can a man not like (girly) pop music?
>>556038091i hear 3 & NV are getting remasters. so if you didn’t get them when Epic offered them for free. i suggest waiting and play 4 until then
>>556020250the galaxy skins
>>556035897its sad how little quality kissing art there is in general
>>556041510Yeah, me too, i haven't see any Kardashians anymore lol
>>556014067I still see her especially in reload, lobbies during her release were full of her, and i doubt it's people who listen to her music
>>556042408you aren't meant to kiss shadow face characters in the first place, you'll cause a paradox in the space-time continuum
>>556042898i've seen a few but definitely way less than the first weekI think she was banished to ranked and reload then because she's still being talked as a sweat skinand then there's the gooners in party royale
>>556028489why did this video get le epic mainframe graphics added to the top right corner since the last time it popped up
sometime it good sometime it shit
Soul Calibur collab when?
>>556042408at least there's licensed characters for that
>>556044572When the game is not intentionally killed
WOAH
Razor's fat ass needs to return
Is this the WOAT season? I know people say that all the time but I don't remember the last time I had no desire to play this game. The map and weapon pool suck and those anomalies are stupid, especially the one where if you crouch you turn invisible.
>>556046224it's not the worst, it's just really boring
>>556045901pass. Not a girl, not a monster girl, not a girl furry, not a robot girl
>>556046224Post the full picture, because I forgot the name of the artist
>>556046495
>>556046224Wrong, that would be Primal. It's the only season I genuinely didn't like playing.
>>556046735heh, thanks
>>556042408What could these players possibly be doing if not getting the blueglo buffs and building the base in 160 areas?Anyway, hug.
>>556047164Is this game for anyone except negro children and Amazon watching normalfags at this point?
>>556047291well uh anon you'll never believe this, but...
>>556047291>at this point
I have a desired collab
How the fuck does this game still have a million players when it's been stagnant for 2 months? Do people really just not give a fuck how boring it is and grind for 12 hours for cosmetics they'll never use?
>>556048417You have 3 months to do the battle pass. All you need to do is daily quests and you'll hit 200. Takes like 20 minutes a day
>>556048417the item shop is the content anon, and steal a brainrot is just the way to pass time until the content shop changes.
>>556048417brother what other games are there? Arc? it’s nicheCod? LOLHighGaurd? BF? Deadr6? Val? CS? boring
>>556048650bait used to be believable
>>556047164>(Reliable)>so if everything i said isn't right i can throw him under bus and you can go and blame himfucking pussy, pretty sure that anime collab shit is only songs or nothing.
>>556045901>travis scott comes back AND gets a reskin before ruefuck this gay earth
>>556045901huh, unexpected
>>556049456Rue will be the only genuinely rare skin in this game.
>>556049456do you believe everything that gets posted here? that shit is fake as fuck
>>556030257I remember playing a demo of that game on the PS3 store. Can't really remember what happened, but it seemed interesting
myths & mortals concept trailer w/ audio https://x.com/SamLeakss/status/2018387710914818511
>>555967806i followed their private a long time ago thinking they'd just do jonesy smut but then they started to get into vore and abuse stuff. i just want the jonesys to get along :(
>>556050265Fishsticks is so useless
>>556050265
>>556050502him and peely solely show up in trailers alot to be mascots and to get killed
>>556050465is the vore same size or just giant slop
>>556050265>>556050518The Greek God skins are terrible. So terrible.
>>556050518>apple of eden changed to a banana because lolkill tim sweeney
>>556051694oh my fucking god it took until now to figure out what the joke of 'banana of the gods' was supposed to be, that actually is retarded
>>556046224nah, that's still a three-way tie between>star wars>absolute doom (before the fortnitemares update)>primal
Is Bruno okay?
>>556046224no, i still really like this season despite the issues with the meta
>>556050695I personally, really, really like Ares
>>556052821its crazy how he was the best (and only good) greek skin and he wasn't even in the BP
>>556052821modernizing a greek character by making the armor just look like modern tactical gear works so much better than most of the other shit they did. everyone else is like, the WORST version of any of the greek gods that have ever existed except maybe cerberus, and I'm not a fan of the fact his other two heads were fake
>>556053397>making the armor just look like modern tactical geartrue, but im a sucker for medievalxmilitary designs
>>556052821>>556053156>>556053397you niggers glaze this garbage way too hardhe looks like a generic guard asshole you would shoot on your way to go take oskar's shotgun away
>>556041785liking all that stuff is based
>>556053773faceless heavy-duty grunts are cool. you should design characters that look like high level bosses. I play as a fucking stormtrooper more than actual vader
>>556053773alright then tough guy why don't you show me a skin that you think looks cool
Only good season from chapter 5 was Wrecked. Season 1 was okay. Season 2 and 4 were genuinely putrid dogshit.
So… Solo leveling is in the next update huh?
>>556054564I'd ask if its got hot chicks but so did bleach and they fucking botched orihime like a motherfucker so I guess it doesn't matter
>>556054564It's Kpop again
>>556054564we've been able to level solo for a while now
So what's next for Bleach? Who would you like to see in the second wave?
>>556050695>>556052821>>556053156>>556053397>>556053650Ares was the best one along with Persephone and I still find it hilarious they pulled Ares from the pass early to replace him with Korra. I'm glad I got both but holy hell the actual pass skins were turbo trash.
>>556054816Didn’t sell well enough
>>556054564Was it this? It's a line from Kpop's song Golden
>>556054816are they gonna make rangiku so flat you have to have her hunched over like fuckin quasimodo to give the illusion of tits or is she gonna actually look good
>>556055134i just want Derpy Tiger
>>556055134Should have been JoJo
I just wanted Frieren skins...
>>556052092Usually when a celeb isn't very happy its when unmentionables are involved.
In positive news, Steal the Brainrot's average player count dropped ~10% last month.
>>556055134So are we getting a wave 2 still or what, decent as the show presumably is I can't get into it even if the girls do eat like pigs. >>556055491Allegedly, the Jojo BR in arcades is still popular and they don't want to collab with Fortnite because it'll force them to compete with it or some dumb Japanese oldhead shit even though it's only in Japan. >>556055549You can just say jews, the big Jeff leaks confirmed literally everything that's been said about them or the elite for decades.
>>556055840Everyone’s done with their passes so it’s break time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7Frc2lTI8
>>556046224Definitely the most boring one. completely deserved month long vacaiton at the start of the chapter is really really healthy for new chapters :)
>>556055928An arcade-exclusive BR is crazy. I don't think anyone who'd go to an arcade to play a JoJo BR in person would decide to stay home just because they can now play as Jotaro but with a gun instead of a stand. Jap companies are crazy though so I believe it
>>556055928I thought jews were behind all the disgusting stuff happening on the islands, why would they kneecap sex appeal on cosmetics?
>>556055928yeah, you don't understand shit
>>556046224Tbqh it's mostly just a really stale and unchanging meta that's killing it for me desuLike I wanna get all the pass items out the way but the busywork involved and the really fucking lame lootpool + "gimmicks" aren't doing it for me. And that's not getting into all the comp pandering that sparked said stale meta in the first place....
Next Halo wave when
hummina hummina
>>556057012I still don't get why they removed the sword. Was it really a problem? Wasn't great but it was still fun to run around with it.
>>556057012Funny they literally have "cartmanland" on the map when Epic cartmanlanded the entire lootpool so streamers can pubstomp easier. Like they could still pubstomp before, it's just to make it easier for them. 2026 comp is in good hands guys :)
so chappell roan next festival pass huh?
>>556057194Guess it was because it was a collab item so it only had so much time until they had to vault it for other collab items to take its place.Which is kinda stupid.
>>555980092Made to be creampied.
>>556055549Bina wasn't happy last night either
>>556057713Lmao, it's too late for that. People already bought the shit outta these scams so Epic has no reason to do anymore work in regard to them.
>>556057194the item was too fun, you can thank compgods for that
>>555988321>>555989327Nigger, this is a video game. It is aimed at and played by guys no matter how hard the internet tries to gaslight you into thinking girls play this shit. Of course the Valentine's skin is gonna be a cute girl.
>>556056772To be fair it's a great br but like you said, how on earth could a jp only arcade only game compete with a global online game. >>556056796More than that, Bobby Kotick was involved along with other pioneers of the micro transactions and you can see it being conceived in the emails. >>556057001What's the matter kiddie, mommy doesn't let you read the emails? Gotta be 18 to post here you know, unless you're a feed doing damage control lmao.
>>556057713Here anon, for u
>"lmao"He is seething
>>556057915>>555988321>straight guys like to play as cute girls>women like to play as cute girls despite demanding the opposite Why are you surprised
>>556058024>so angry and fat he can't even reply directlyLmao, concession accepted kiddie
>now xhe/xhi is seething because he didn't get a (You)actual tranny behavior
>>556054816if they do beach again i think It'll include renji, chad, urahara, yoruichi.
>>556056796>why would they act one way in public while acting completely different behind closed doors? gee anon I can't imagine
Do we think she shaves?
is the guy multi-replying the elite wolfie fag?
>>556059613You don't have the right to call someone else "fag" when posting that skin.
>>556059938yes i do actually, are you still stuck in elite?
>>556060007I don't play comp if that's what you are asking.
>>556059016I just know Helsie has a massive bush
Come here during the Middle East region
>>556047164Damn I don’t want any of this
>>555967098
>>556060875its been fucking months since the crash and fallout leaks, give it up already. these leakers have more faith in these collabs than fans of the series do in getting future games
>>556060875Could be soulful but it won't be because nobody at Epic was alive to understand this reference.
Are you excited for Snapple Roan on Thursday
>>556061704NoArchiving her the second they force her in my locker
There isnt enough journalism in hotel games
>>556061704I love this latest trend of celebrities being whores and showing off their tits
>>556058008It fits Itchy, but literally no one else
>>556061932>LatestIts decades old
>>556060875Only thing I’d want here is maybe sonic and the female overwatch skins (if they aren’t nerfed)
>>556045901Why did platinum Billie become such a popular skin to begin with?
>>556062072people want more pawgs!
>>556061704alt style please
>>556061932Its some mesh bodysuit shit, its not her real tits
>>556055491>>556055928Didn't araki say no Jojo in fortnite years back?
>>556061932ariana, miley, sabrina, billie all those other pop sluts you hear about for a year and then never again, all start tame or say they're against women being objectified even and then slut it up when the fad goes bytoblerone there has a good body at least by the looks of it
>>556027569It's hurts...
Got unreal in BR, desu it was easier than reload, not a huge fan of the BR gameplay loop too, that said they're crazy for adding these kind of rewards in high rank, I did it for completition but this is no fun I imagine for someone who wants the popcorn set
Now you remember augments from C4S1
>>556061704That's just straight up disgusting.She manages to look cute most of the time so what the hell is this dogshit?
>>556057915Call me a radical but I don't think guys should be playing a girls
>>556061704hagravens in skyrim:
Cringe ah server
Sabrina looks so fucking weird without the doll-like make-up.Like, she's still cute, but she's just not bina?
>>556063091>have a good idea if imbalanced (stuff like foresight and the one that let you deploy your glider anywhere were op)>proceed to kill it off entirely after the chapter for... medallions and gun attachments
>>556063634>Introduce gun attachments>Proceed to lock them away behind tiny bunkers that randomly open after the third circle (will usually open in the storm)>Remove one attachment>Add a single attachment>Proceed to do NOTHING else for the entire chapter>And yet the shitty fucking medallions get two whole years
>>556063626I think its just the hair
>>556063626she looks like an adult human and not a weird child-themed blowup doll
>>556014067her release overlapped with kim k
The game is in a miserable fucking state.>Go to shoot someone>they bounce pad away>Someone shoots me from behind>Shoot back>they just set pack away after taking a single point of damage>Win a team fight>Oh one of their teammates left mid fight and is now across the map instantly reviving them for pocket change >Arc gun/port-a-bunker spam >Map is also kinda boring This is the first time in years I have to grind exp maps for the BP because my friends simply don't want to play
>>556063970Can't forget that medallions usually spawned from a boss that had their own mythic + a bunker so you got a full loadout, a mythic, full shield, and a fucking OP medallion off rip while people can barely find a decent AR and a big pot
>>556063970I remember during wrecked I wondered what other car modifies they will add like maybe rocket boosts or flamethrowers and oil slicks. Nothing instead lol Epic loves to frontload a season then squander the remaining 80% of it. I bet if they made a magic season it would release with 4 spells and then nothing ever again.
>add Lisa>but not my wifemalding
>>556064319sex with Marie Rose
>>556063091I wasn't playing back then :3
>>556064497Frontload is a generous term when they add in 1/10th of the lootpool up top, remove half of that because it's OP, then add something infinitely more annoying 2 months later
>Make a good system>Never again
>>556065508This game has been game as fuck for a year now.The last time it had something cool going on was when you could turn into Godzilla.
>>556050694micro/macro
>>556057713oh so now its a problem but they still ate up every past one solely because they're collabs
Hello people of this general, I started playing this game last week, I'm level 50 now, awesome game, wish I started earlier
>>556066170they're also STILL BUYING THE COMPANIONSthey only dropped the vehicle prices because nobody bought them, these morons think epic is gonna change anything while the playerbase actively sucks it up
>>556065508This was objectively the best mini-pass event but people are too blinded by the collab skins/items in later passes to agree
>>556063091>>556063634Speaking off old features I miss so many of the chapter 3 features like burning things down.>>556064497>>556063970Another change is that Epic seems to be set it and forget it with the changes now. We dont get regular map changes, we dont get regular mechanics updates, we get stuff at the beginning that gets nerfed and then maybe one big change halfway into each season and that's it.
>>556066370
>>556066370Nice. Welcome, friend.
>>556057713This is such a stupid complaintDid they really expect Epic to have designed an entirely new skeleton for every single collab? Of fucking course they were gonna have a set that they're gonna reuse for expediency
>>556060875FALLOUT!!! LFG!!!!
>>556067024thats what they used to do for pet backblings but I guess we don't like to talk about those anymore
>>556066370I hope that feeling lasts you longer than a seasob or 2
>>556067024For 1500 yeah they fucking should
>>556065508NO COOL FEATURESONLY COLLABSLOP
>>556060875I'm guessing fallout and crash got cancelled.
>>556065718Megazord was cool even if the season sucked
>>556065718Shock M' Awesome was cool too with the added PvE of the BugsOf course people who can't have fun complained and got them gutted completely. And the Lootpool was a balancing mess. They stuff was fun and chaotic to use but understandably unfun to lose to especially in a Battle Royale. Not to mention the blatantly broken medallions
>>556066370welcome friend. fortnite rocks>>556066649>dont get regular map changesi miss community voting
Crazy going from a good tower defense game like PVZ which is simple and easy to pick up to Save the World which is the least beginner friendly, most over complicated bullshit on the planet that basically requires you to get carried by a teddy build or overleveled randoms to get through the 80 fucking missions that're all just "complete a random filler mission where you defend thingy"
>>556068302maybe the changes to early game difficulty is crazy but early stw can be carried entirely by using a shotgun bro
>>556060875>all the best collabs are only rumored and may not even pan outThat sucks.
hey guys remember when blitz was supposed to have a player's choice week
>>556068091>Shock M' Awesome was cool too with the added PvE of the Bugsshock n awesome's meta was solved day one. stop letting those anal worms puppet your brain to the point where you can somehow memory hole it
>>556069876I enjoy when they commit to a good seasonal gimmick.
>>556068302Early stw is easy you just gotta know how to build your guy, but given teh changes you don't even need that. The changes mostly screwed wit holder players and buffed lower level ones.
only babies cried over the wrecker. the medallions were the most broken thing. they even removed it.
>>556070273>Simpsons season is the best season we've had in a little while>Go full retard mode and immediately give up on mini-seasonsWhat is wrong with Epic?
i have not touched the south park battle pass at alli have no drive at all to even play the game right nowi will miss the mini bp shit but i dont care, i wouldnt ever use it anyways because cel shaded shit looks bad except for when the whole map was cel shaded in the simpsons season
>>556070357There was also the Shockwave Launcher, the DMR, the Swarmstrike, etcThe season was Runjak paradise with all the movement items.Launch Pads, Crashpad Jr's, Shockwave Launcher, FlowBerry Fizz, and the Boons.It was the annoying kind of chaos
>>556068091not only youre an annoying anal worm fag poster, you have incredibly shit taste in fashion
I miss the spiderman gloves
>>556070598i like the pickaxe and glider. pickaxe voicelines are great. you can grind that shit out in bot lobbies if you really wanted to make it ez
>>556070273>Wreck'd>Simpsons>Vibin'>Heist>MEGANo anon. Those seasons were bad.
>>556068091I liked the PvE but the rest of the season sucked. Everything was broken.>>556070615Exactly this, the medallions and Wrecker were only a small part of that season's overall broken meta. Its insane they added all of those at the same time.>>556070273You have no idea just how 10/10 your taste is, no notes
If today's shop is abysmal dogshit I will uninstall until the end of the season
>>556070825spiderman gloves rocked when they had 80 charges and were everywhere. I was free bird flying across the map landing on whoever I wanted and able to pull off escapes way better. even the nerfed 30 charge grapple glove was a respectable and reliable movement item. only better movement item might be shockwave hammer. love muh movement items and z axis gameplay
>>556071486Fuck off trannyfag
Considerimg buying the ferrari again, I have 5500
>>556071486Keep posting
>>556071168thanks bro
must suck to be a doom fan & missed chapter 4 szn 1i wouldn’t know about that tho lol
'member the Spire Rifle and Kor's medallion allowing for invis Quake-level b-hopping?
>>556071765have fun enjoying the car that you cant even use
>>556070825I think they might bring them back when Brand New Day is close to be releasedNew Spidey and punisher skin would be nice
>>556072256I did give concert to post my video here anon
>I keep getting marked on the mapwhats the plan epic?? unlimited UAV?? I dont want to play cod
>>556071486I feel like we still havent gotten better movement than the spiderman gloves. Something about it is missing from most of the future choices. I think maybe the fact that most movement now doubles as a weapon.
>>556072256Actually, that kid is evil because he is using a mobility item.He is a roooonjack and deserve deathThis is a reasonable statement in /fng/
>>556068091the only thing I really love about that season already said it, roly poly, wrecker oxr rifle
>>556072592Sorry anon, the pros said they got tired of actually having to hunt people down and use guesswork.
>>556072592they're trying to make sure anyone dumb enough to still be playing gets alienated entirely
>>556072249I have a refund ticket and founders, if they add something I want (they won't) i'll just refund the stupid car
>>556067024for $20 and made by a billion dollar company AND they're licensed collab cosmetics? Fuck yes. Rigby should run on all fours. Spongebob should've had at LEAST a hat option. They should've had a solution for the "glowing orb for half the match" thing figured out on release. You should've been able to wear these on your back as well as have them run around. They should have significantly more animations and reactivity. They should be way cheaper. They shouldn't cost more than a skin. You should be able to use multiple of them at a time since they incentivize you to buy multiple with one-time customization cuckery. None of these are unreasonable to ask for when you're charging as much or more than a skin for something you barely see and has way too little animations (that they already reuse) and not enough customization (even without the one-time bullshit). Sidekicks are proof that Fort players are piggies who will gobble up any goyslop that timmy pours down their gullet
>>556072592lore reasonsthe dark voyager's ship scan radius covers almost the entire map right now
>>556072256>''FORTNITE ISNT A KIDS GAME!!''>the niglet in a random slop creative lobby:
>>556073156HE ALREADY FOUND THE CRYSTAL, STOP SCANNING MY ASS ON LATTE LANDING EVERY OTHER MINUTE
>>556073156It's weird how the scanner works, when you are alone only scans chests, but when someone is around pings you and the enemy too.
>>556073156Ranked too?Bush campers in shambles.
>>556072592>levelling an alt>last 3, kill the guy with the human bill boss medallion who was chasing me>other guy starts shooting me down while im trying to loot the bills heals>crash pad away, fully expecting to die when he chases>get the mapwide ping>hes just standing up where we were before>storm closes>hear his kenny medallion go off>two seconds later get VR without doing anything>check replay>its almost entirely apparent that he just crashed the moment the ping went offid be fucking fuming
>>556073784it is not in ranked or competitive events
>>556073874gee its almost like epic is intentionally making unranked fucking asscancer so ranked looks more attractive
>>556070357The wrecker was busted but the medallions were far and above the worst thing about the season and couldn't be removed fast enough. It was hard to complain about the wrecker when everyone had one
>>556074506me in my competitive game when someone gets the instawin mach 10 fly across the map and kill you immediately item no one else can get
>>556074506funny how people whine about the shock n awesome medallions and yet nobody dares to contest the absolute rule of the grapple gun in reloadten times more faggy to play against at a high skill level and not a peep
>>556075349shockwaves are worse in that mode
imagine a south park collab and all the weapons are the ones from the game from the n64... A man can dream...
What exactly were they trying to do with Harley's "karuta" version?
>>556075723idk, but she looks beautiful. Too bad is fucking harlequin.
>>556075723"I can fix her", Japan
>>556075723released during japanese season, that's it
>>556075524imagine a south park collab with no south park themed weaponsoh wait i don't have to
>>556075524One time I stacked so many Philip dolls on each other that it somehow made a permanent stink cloud that dropped the game to like 4 FPS whenever it was on screenAh the good old days
>>556075867I love Harley so I wanna get it, but it doesn't look much like her.>>556075897Oh, I see. Thanks, Anon.
>>556075938they should have at least reskinned a sniper rifle that plays the "ITS COMIN' RIGHT FOR US" every time you shoot
>>556075723>What exactly were they trying to do with Harley's "karuta" version?She is a "Sukeban" girl, a gang member of a bikers group. (thats why she have a jacket with a logo)
>>556075938>No brown noise flute
>>556076171Oh, that's pretty cool.
>>556061704if the pass skin is the armor outfit that leakers are saying it is I'll definitely use her
>>556048368Guhhhh more please
>>556076272guh
tonight>[Dune]>[The Best Cat]>Battle Ready (x3) [ID: BR0203]>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0203]>Dune (x2) [ID: Dune]>Fortnite Drops (x8) [ID: FND0203]>No Sweat (x2) [ID: NS0203]>Victory Vibes (x2) [ID: VV0202]That's all the items in the weekly shop
>>556076668DAYUM, CHANI CUHLEEEEEEEEEN
>>556076478she has a nice fatass
>>556076478>>556076446Guhggers are NOT welcome on this general.
>>556076668Oh boy my favorite movie ever! Wholesome Chungus for sure!
>>556075349>nobody dares to contest the absolute rule of the grapple gun in reloadi hate the grapple gun so much, that shit is 100x worse than shockwaves
i was cooking!! I could see the lines of the matrix only to get third partied
>>556076668how much money they must make off retarded sweats buying the shittiest skins imaginable for their alt accounts must be absurd
>>556075349Nobody plays Reload enough to care
>>556076668
>>556076668How does he know this shit in advance
>>556076917guh uh
>>556063626i bet its grippy
>>556076668sidekicks are a reminder that this game needs yearly lawsuits to keep Epic in check
Remember when Reboot vans rifted from the sky from time to time?I do, what happened with that?
>>556077747hackers
>>556077941>hackersqrd?
>>556057713they should have noticed this when itchy came outnow it's too late
>>556070489Simpsons was different shit every week which was cool. These recent long seasons are boring
it would be so hard not to get a boner
About to make you danceMake you shake your pants
why do some fills insist on talking? like fuck man…
>>556078096The reason why fortnite has problem is because the new truck/cars/reboot vans it doesn't has entry animation unlike motorcycle/golf carts so hacker/abusers will use this bug to teleport or become godmode they can do this because of creative and I don't know what the hell they're we're thinking allowing micro micro transactions on creative from a hostile community...So the fix is grab cars entry animation (Doors) it doesn't drop frames and there more ways to fix it if it bugs out instead of teleporting into walls or some shit...
>>556054035we're about to be FUCKING GOLDEN.
>>556076917kys ivan
>>556079831>sell the better outfits as entire new skinshave fun convincing people to never buy wave 1 of any collab ever again
>>556071347It's time
>>556080142Those arent their best outfits though
>>556079349its amazing how many shooters have the same fucking issue of players being able to teleport around vehicles and nobody ever feels like fixing it
>>556080507The casual ones are goo too
All the shitting on Sidekicks and the dumbass cat is gonna be the top of best sellers fuck this community
>>556080541YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAR PATROLLER'S BACK
damn, 1200 days ago emote?
>>556080541My fuarking og Pump It Up... epic you faggots...
>more sweat shitgoddamn just fuck off with this trash alreadyalso this is back because... it just is, I guess
>>556080541PAR PATROLLER'S WE FUCKING WON
>>556080541>no sweat again>fart patroller returning after 3 dayswhat a fucking shitty shop...
>>556080737the song is trash desu
>>556080541Crazy there's 1100 shop emotes and they drop 3 at a time. Just give me "just a girl" and catrin already ffs
>>556080541>penny is pair with the catlol epic at least be subtle about whales owning cats
>>556080521imagine if https://youtu.be/EysICeTUPvs?si=xyBrxYK9W1KujDkD&t=22
>>556079831>doesn't add jam tracks (again)
>>556033563i've been saying this to friends for a while now. I'd like an updated version since they got so much better at cel-shaded skins, like, even the new tarot skins look fantastic. sucks that characters like him, Orin, Goku and Vegeta are stuck with the old style of celshading.
3 YEARS I'VE BEEN WAITING ON PUMP IT UP TO BE BACK IN THE STORE. THANK FUCK
>>556081846>drop 3 years mia halloween emote on a random february mondayis everyone that works for this company fucking retarded
this season is asshaven't opened the game in over a week
>>556082242The shop has been run mostly by AI since chapter 4
>>556082242They've been cycling in a lot of the "classic" emotes in the 24 hour shop. The traversal ball had not been in the shop for over a year the other night too. No clue why mind. I wish they'd start doing old bundles and gun skins in the shop too.
>>556082440I feel like an AI would be less stupid and put the halloween themed shit in the shop during halloween. I've been waiting for the fucking frankenstein shambling emote since he released, and it HASN'T FUCKING RETURNED SINCE. ITS BEEN NEARLY SIX YEARS. hopefully they throw that shit into a random shop like this for whatever reason
Erisa
If i buy chani all my matches are automatically a win right?
>>556082440>The shop has been run mostly by AI since chapter 4You mean ALL INDIANClankers are statistically bound to give good shop sometimes
I learned something today, the new seasons made me hate every south park character except kenny so i only bought him, i can buy the whole bundle but i’d never use the rest of them
>>556083017>Erisa CULOyikes my dude, isnt her like, a kid or somethiing
>>556084351It's just like the Simpsons or Sponge Bob, literally the early seasons are the best, spongebob being the first 2 or 3 seasons. South Park was more comfy on the early 3 seasons, 4 to 7 are ok, until they started to release seasons after the new hot thing
>>556084747true I'd say the first 8 seasons of SP are solidwith spongebob its like first 4
waiting for this guy to come back
>>556084747Old spongebob is almost silent humor, they never talk, only visual comedy
Is cozy chomps a sweat skin?
>>556085478Are you 12?
>>556085478ah, yes... generic fire man
>>556085478Sex with him
>>556085478It’s cool how he’s a more corrupt version of fallen ranger
>>556084351Kenny is great but I feel like I'm the only one on the planet who found the whole Mysterion thing cringe
>>556082605>The traversal ballWhich emote was that?
>>556086375not only you, i find that and the cthulu thing stupid. Which make the "Kenny dies" episode and the whole seasom without him pointless
>>556086621NTA but Rolly Rider. Looking it up, it got a few random appearances early last year. But they aren't wrong in that it was gone a long time prior
>>556085805no, but i dont know what you see in this retarded looking skin
>>556085478I am waiting for EPIC to bring this back
Mellow greetings, any Wesley Snipes skins? What's your boggle.
>>556087585Make the emote for everyone epic you faaaaaggss
>>556060875>MAYBE SONIC>MAYBE CRASH BANDICOOT>MAYBE MINECRAFT>MAYBE FALLOUT>MAYBE SPACE JAM>JUST KIDDING ITS ONLY GACHA SHIT
>>556080541NOOOOOOOOO I HAD IT OH GEE, I HAD IT OH GEE!!!!!!
wait a minute they didn't do a crysknife? THE melee weapon in Dune?PLEASE be on the list timmy PLEASE
>>556087764Only Derby and now Dee
the stw bucks finally kicked in!
I HOPE BEST CAT IS NUMBER ONE IN BEST SELLER SO THEY REUSE ITS ANIMATIONS ON ANOTHER SIDEKICK LIKE KYO OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!!
>yesterday get mission veteran>today get all together now>both natural, no rerollsMONEY MONEY MONEY
NEARLY FOUR GODDAMN YEARS AND THIS STUPID EMOTE FINALLY RETURNS AND ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING HALLOWEEN
>>556088319they were going to anyways bwo
>>556085478what kind of faggot shit
>>556088297I might refund ticket the big regular show bundle because the OOOOOOOOOOOOH emote and rigby's OOOOOOOOOOOOH emote are hard to use togetherits the whole reason I wanted them and if shits fucked I want my money back
>>556087726Simon Phoenix would be kino
>>556088791you should refund the bundle because they are 100% not going to fix that. shits fucked but it is what it is.
why does the shop ai keeps pushing for shit nobody cares about as a sweat skin and why isnt it a permanent section at this point, theres literally no excuse as you cant make them fomo at this point
>>556088257bro? your lina scorch?
>>556088976I probably will, but im hopeful they just fix the oooooh emote because literally everyone is mad about itif not, maybe they'll at least grant a freebie refund but if not ill use my refund ticket since I got two left anyway
>>556089164>Playstation gets this>PC never gets shitI fucking hate Sony.
>>556025393>I wasn't able to get this guy or Helsie when this pass was outI got some skins that I absolutely love and still regularly use from that pass (particularly Dusty, Selene and Doomguy) but damn that still stings.
Got to bot lobby all the south park quests tomorrow. Hope they're simple to do.
>>556089164I have her and shes midIf she wasnt a PS Plus pack she'd be a 800vbuck shop clutter skin
>>556033563Same goes for skins like Meow Skulls and Lennox, but they'll never get any because Epic is too retardedly obsessed with giving copes to chapter 5 and 6 skins that nobody gives a fuck about.
i just wanna see her shake it so contagious
>>555995698I've spend most of the season in stw. especially after they vaulted shockwaves. I don't care for the bombardment of collabs and the bugs are not being adressed.
>>556090345k lame
How long is the Arcana bundle going to stay in shop? I only got 1200 until payday thursday
>>556092243I think it’s until the 7th
>>556092243like 4-5 more days
>>556092243
>>556092402>>556092431>>556092480Sweetness thanks anons, I really want all of them but I didnt want to settle on just 1
>>555967806Jonesy #11: ACK!!!
>land on a baloon>some shitbag is there first and signals no fighting, then tries to kill me with a pickaxe>knock him off the balloon>have half hp and some asshole knows where I am now>try to jump off the balloon to hide somewhere>TEE HEE FALL DAMAGE DIE NOWFucking indian pajeet programming I hope Tim Sweeny cops a anyurism. God I hate this fucking game.
>>556094083saaar!it has not my fault saaar!E = mc2 + AI sar
>Kingston spiky wee wee
Skip skip's emote is just the Blinding Lights emote without the music
>>556096025and with only the first part
>>555967806I NEED to sloppily make out with Jonesy
>>556003085He was a jew after all
>>556096423real
>>556096229Exactly! What a scam!
>I'm gettin' kinda bored
>>556094083The balloons had a weird hit box, the other I couldn't pass under a fucking basket even when the car could easily pass under
100 game collabs huh well get to work, the list is endless looking at how many games out there can still come to EGS lolEGS having that streaming service thing where it shows shit they don't have and link to their website is HILARIOUS
>>556096941kinda bored...
>Snow Miku>Amongus>Itchy>Prolapse Shoes >Galacta Pickaxegod, pay pigs are so fucking pathetic
>>556097262 https://youtu.be/rAIpGYdav3c?si=rjsQ0SGS_9kA86IS&t=14
>>556097312i love homer
when i remember i have the clair skin
>>556098135>>556098135>>556098135
>>556098030when I think about what I'm going to do with my new claire skin at the end of the month
>>556097312>Prolapse Shoes
>>556007198i got to champp but the gains are too slow especially considering i still need to do my reload shits
>>556014067tits look pretty small and people are not gooning over some exposed arm and thighs.Also she is some gook 90% of dudes have not heard of>>556043178Popular at launch way less now, I wonder how many Chappel Roans there will be?
>>556024641latelet and santalet
>>556097312prolapse shoes the big red boots? or prolapse shoes the octo bundle Cthulhu slippers
