King of Clubs Edition>NewsFlight Mode Event: https://x.com/i/status/2016541787058299059Deadpool Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/6Y1sQPyhz5sMap Reveal: Museum of Contemplation: https://youtu.be/AWEtIaKvs5wSeason 6 Battle Pass: Museum Ticket: https://youtu.be/EAQfj_68TEMDev Vision Vol. 13: https://youtu.be/rmU6RtypJ3wSeason 6.0 Roadmap: https://x.com/i/status/2011468543229907198Whac-a-Jeff Event: https://x.com/i/status/2011181460666126497Season 6: Night at the Museum Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/Aj53c2Uxrtc>StoreAngela's Ace of Spades and Emma Frost's Queen of Diamonds skins: https://x.com/i/status/2016179585172361629Thor's Boogie Bolt and Luna Snow's Disco Pop skins: https://x.com/i/status/2013642855898624502Spider-Man and Venom's Marvel Cosmic Invasion skins: https://x.com/i/status/2011498553038798920https://x.com/i/status/2011483457617367362Deadpool's Captain Pool skin: https://x.com/i/status/2011151261224292453Adam Warlock's Cosmic Warlock and Phoenix's Ice Phoenix skins: https://x.com/i/status/2008569384034291792Human Torch's Jack of Hearts skin: https://x.com/i/status/2006394923981898142Loki's Lady Loki skin: https://x.com/i/status/2006032816249909267Thor's God of Winter and Cloak & Dagger's Ice Pas de Deux skins: https://x.com/i/status/2003495853785219166>LinksHero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/Guides & News: https://marvelrivals.gg/Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.comMobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivalsFANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/Checkpoint: >>555876089
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Psylocke’s game
translocke
Bro didn't know how to fucking play anything
>>555985452>>555985625I want to impregnate the ninja woman.
>>555985851Only Blade gets to do that, sorry.
>>555985747This shit makes me angryI thought the Chinese and the Japanese had beef why the fuck is GuangGuang giving the ninja lady so many skins?
How would you fix the game's balance /mrg/? no you can't just delete characters
qp vs rankedstill waiting for ONE single reason to play ranked with the bots. one reason. any reason at all. I'm waiting.huge shoutout to the massive gaslighting campaign to try and convince us that there isn't bots or eomm or any other bullshit that any retard can observe with their own eyes. telling someone to deny what they see before them is the peak of evil.
Say it.
>>555986008Chinese care about money first
>>555986130I love my wife
Soon
>Futashit Disgusting
Today I learned Invis auto attack heals pierces through allies what the fuck.
>>555985452Best of weeks of you, Sai-anon
>>555986530Narrow hallways let Invis stat pad like a motherfucker. She's an AoE merchant.
>clobberin' club>it's actually pussyfaggotslop
>>555985452>>555985625SEXXXXXX
>>555985773Saved>>555985625>>555985452>>555986331Based baiter of spergs
>>555985825O-Chan did his best but you were too heavy to be carried...was this image really worth posting TWICE, dude just tried swapping because things were clearly not working
My friend's literally stuck in PLAT 1 right nowDoes that mean he's shit?
>>555987092I deranked to silver a week or two ago
>You're going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal healslut state.
which tank is the least reliant on healers to stay up? peni?
>>555987631>This is a Lord healslut
>>555987764Venom
>>555987764technically someone like angela where you can run away and get healthpacks but you'll lose if you're solo tankingnone of the "real" tanks can sustain without healing
>>555987764The Thing is ok if you are brawling and using your haymaker & charge in rotation to disengage.
>>555987764Cap since he’s a pack merchant anyway
>check tracker.gg>I'm bottom 20% on MVPs and top 10% on SVPswhat does this tell you
>>555987793>and this...this is a healslut that has pocketed enough tankfags to ascend past a Lord healslut>or I guess you can just call this Healslut Elite
>>555988008You are the constant
>be starlord>ult>enemies try to kill me instead of letting me kill them
Dogshit matches tonight. >>555986974Yes it was.
>>555988024>UH HUH! UH HUH!>What an absolutely useless reward set up. You get a fancier portrait to stare at, so what?
I understand healer deadpool. I understand dps deadpool, though I prefer other heroes. I don't understand tank deadpool. it seems like any other tank would be a better choice.
>>555988218>heh, just watch! THIS IS TO GG NO HEAL AND SUCK TANK DICK....EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!
>>555988113hot
>spicslopyuck
>>555986493i'm sorry that the poster above you did that to you, Carol.
>>555988425>AAAAAAAAASTAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU I NEED LINE OF SIGHTGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
1 hour ban for throwing is not enoughMinimum 24 hours
>spickinobased
>Ally Groot breaks my nests twice in one matchYou fucking twig cunt. Panic wall placement.
>>555988586>CAN'T HEAL STUPID YOU IMBECILIC DIPSHIIIIIIIITS!!!!!!!
Bucky.
We really have a SEAmonkey in here spamming DBslop fanfiction
>>555988748>[*distant screaming at yet another Thor that thinks 1v6 is a viable strategy for overcoming their Peni nest*]
>>555988843>>555988563ermmm truth nuke??
>>555988843Isn’t Dragon Ball more of a Latin American thing?
>>555988748Stop Goku! You need to touch grass or the whole server could implode!
>>555988901>.....
>>555989039>RAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH
ok this is getting E.P.I.C.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K61rG1hxBwA
>hela is wearing a giant cd-rom on her head
>>555989184>I am ready to help!
>>555989282and yet i will absolutely sexo the evil hag woman so many times over
>>555989282she's OG tuff and don't give a fuck
>>555989282did you want here wearing a floppy?
>>555986974Nigga brought DD to fight enemy DD and got mogged bad, nigga went MK and never ulted, went BP and ran all over the place did jackshit, switched to Loki against an MK, I roasted his ass in chat then he switched to Visi with 30 secs left in the damn game
>>555989328>[*distant and echoed*]Let's go practice medicine.....
Is it a requirement for you to be mentally ill if you're a DBfag? Every one I've ever seen on this website is a complete schizo
>>555989539maybe everyone on this website is mentally ill
>>555989493>GYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNO I DONT NEED TO SHOWER SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I think this was the first thicc Psylocke model
>>555989638>........
>I SUCK
so who is your marvel rivals waifu, and why
>>555989778>.....now....who needs healing?
>>555988917It’s both. >>555989539Yes. /dbs/pics have achieved renown across the entire internet due to how deranged they are, with other sites even adopting their memes and shit. Their influence is wide spanning. The power of brown autism.
>>555989930kek
I want to queue GM2 but im so afraid im rusty from playing shitters in quickplayIm pretty sure im gonna get bodied or the lobbies going to be way sweatier than I can imagine.
>niggas here dont like DBKids these days......
>Spidey goes 9-8>"I carried"These are the delusions afflicting DPS dipshits
GOD DAMN
>539no, you have to be a gay ugly fat nigga to hate on dragon ball and enjoy /co/slop.
>>555990967you're lucky he got any kills at all
>>555991256
>>555991404i love my asian ninja wife so much
>>555991404Before you make fun of her outfit, remember Sai is really autistic so you gotta be nice
>>555991695qrd on her autistic side? are we talking about magik levels of it?
>>555989539>the inmates are running the asylum >always have been
>>555991749Magik is not autistic. She's just weird
https://files.catbox.moe/akabl8.mp4
>>555991749She's super into killing yokai but not much else. People ran with that to paint her as the cute autist waifu who learns to enjoy the small things in line blah blah blah
>>555991880true i suppose, she's a cute little limbo werido>>555991925>She's super into killing yokai but not much elsereminds me of someone else, also an autist into killing a very specific group of individuals. very sexy ninja sai wife though
Which way, Marvel man?
>>555991880That’s basically what high functioning autists are
>>555989930I clapped.
>>555991341He was playing two other characters before that
>PsylockeBlade property. (Undisputed queen of the harem. She always been a freak, but ever since she got that disco queen outfit she been movin' different, doin' cartwheels into backflips and landing in the splits on the Blade's dick and shit. My girl really done unlocked demon mode or some shit).>AngelaBlade property. (Second in command).>HelaBlade property. (Insists that she's second in command but really isn't. Seethes at being ranked below Angela).>Black CatBlade property. (Not in the game yet but we all know there ain't a man alive fit to handle allat but the Blade).>SueBlade property. (The Blade had to move this hoe up a few ranks in the harem, because goddamn. I mean gah dayum... I mean, gyatt DAYUM. This hoe ain't even need her powers to make Blade's blade disappear because she got cheeks for days and she know how to use 'em).>JeanBlade property. (Eat shit, Logan. A real man doesn't need 6 claws. And sorry, Scott. Guess she'd rather taste the Blade's shotgun than your gay little limp dick homo rays).>Squirrel GirlBlade property. (Is currently mentoring Peni).>MantisBlade property. (Is somehow the kinkiest of the harem).>LunaBlade property. (She is mostly here to prep Psy and Hela).>MagikBlade property. (Newest member. Bratty and stubborn, making all the more satisfying to see her submit to the Blade).>PeniBlade property. (She is the harem mascot for now, but being groomed for potential leadership one day, or to be taken in by Miles).>DaggerCloak's property. (You good, lil nigga).Any questions?>>555989930Not half bad, lil fella. You gave the Blade a chuckle.
>>555985424Who are you hoping gets a swimsuit skin this year? Picrel for me, we could've gotten either of these last year but instead we gave Thing two skins for whatever fucking reason.
>>555992149Just one. What's happening on this page?
>>555992192emma!
>Lord Daredevil with badge goes 1-6 with 800 FUCKING DAMAGEHOW!?!?!? FUCKING HOW?!
>>555989930I kneel, Daggarotto...
>>555988837Handsome guy. Deserves to breed all the women.
>pick Luna>getting picked off>switch to Gambit>easily escape or even win every 1v1 attemptit's just that easy, huh
>>555992305He's blind, bro. Be cool.
>>555992412sorry, he's widowed
>>555992192If Emma gets a swimsuit and she still has the buttcape I'm gonna lose it
https://files.catbox.moe/aunpkd.mp4
>>555992192Emma in a slingshot or riot
>>555989930this might be the most autistic thing I've seen all year, I kneel
>>555990967Idk anon, you post here so I automatically don't trust youmaybe all his 9 kills were really important and you did nothing, have you considered that?
>Its another game where my teammates just refuse to push onto point.
EOMM agents did their absolute darnest to make me lose the previous match but we clutched against all odds and the Ultron accused of throwing ended up getting MVP and carrying ...What happens now? Am I set up to lose again next match anyways?
reminder every spiderman player deserves death
>>555993176Everyone is going to die eventually; you might as well instalock spiderman in ranked regardless of how well you can play.
>Lose >Win, bot match>Lose>Win, bot match>Lose>Win, bot matchpls guanguang I just wanna play.
>>555990967>>555993176Why do you hate M0xyy?
>>555992837That's not what happened
>>555992501Shes is 100% going to have a short see-through sarong.
Okay so after a weeked of playing and climbing up some 9 ranks... Uhh... Does the issue of people quitting early/mid match ever go away? Or does it persist all the way up to the highest ranks...?Is this one of the games where if you DC a certain way you simply escape all penalties entirely?
>>555994063god i can't wait, actually it kinda makes me a little mad about her current design. it grew on me, but after seeing the cuckoos... i just kinda wished emma's design was different.
>>555994481I think a lot of fans missed the point of Krakoa, namely that it wasn't a paradise and bad for mutants
>>555995002sex orgy with mutants kinda sounded enticing though
>"do I throw like a girl?"
Not gonna lie, bros, I am falling out of love with MR. The joy of playing is fading away.
Reminder if they balanced this game at all around console then BP/SM/magik would continuously get nerfs because these characters absolutely run console with no counters.
susan really might be the best waifu
>>555995686Joy? You don't play Rivals to have fun
>>555995686i don't see how anyone finds joy playing this game
>>555993893Bot matches are why I don't bother with QP unless I'm just trying to learn how to play a character. I don't even mind getting spawn camped if it's against real people if I can just unclench and not worry about "muh elo" It's no fun dumping rounds into brain dead bots that literally walk in a straight line at you without shooting. And even then my teammates keel over and die
>>555995686I tried TF2 for the first time two days ago and in all honesty I had a lot more fun there than I do in Rivals. It’s good to take breaks every once in a while.The fun wore off after hopping through about three lobbies and realizing that apparently all TF2 players talk about are jews, CP, or Charlie Kirk.
>>555994220I can't speak for ranks higher than Diamond, but I genuinely lose like 1/3rd of my games because of one rough push and someone decides to throw or straight up leaves.I think it varies on how often you do it, but so long as you're not quitting out of matches back to back, you're only hit with a 15 minute ban. Only for ranked too. So you could go play QP or a game mode, or fuck off for 15 minutes.
>clicks on you once>you take 150 damage
this year is gambit/rogue and bp/storm, next year tony/emma? or will it be scott/jean?
You genuinely have to be braindead to pick Healpool. Seriously, if you play Healpool, you were dropped as a child.
no melee character should be good, ever. not needing to aim should be enough of an advantage make these characters dogshit>B-B-B-B-B--B-BUT MUH GAMESENSEevery single character needs to learn game sense. this is why poke meta should always be the predominate meta. just nerf the absurdly good ones like hela/phoenix more. people love to complain about poke meta but this game would legitimately be unplayable dogshit if characters like magik, DD, IF, hulk, thing, etc were all the meta.
For some reason playing SG triggers an insane amount of aggro. All I do is hold L. click the backline
>>555997402>is one of 3 tanks who can actually do shit in this game>NOOOOOOOOOOO HE NEEDS A NERF!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>555997719Me and your mother
>>555997402i wish Venom could do that without having to hit consecutive headshots...
>>555996901Sounds like a good time to me
>>555998025Cry me a river nigga just make a post on reddit whining about DD and farm 10 million updoots
>>555998332well venom is the 2nd most mobile character in the game so
>>555998447Once or twice it is, but when EVERY populated lobby at all hours of the day is exactly like that it makes me want to just disable VC
>>555998493It literally doesn't matter since he's still just an ult battery for competent teams, and with the way the stun spam is basically dominating every lobby (Because this is what happens when you give dps and supports stuns) you now have entire tanks "dive" or really melee tanks that are fucking useless.
>>555996901Sounds like a bad time
If you play Healpool, you should kill yourself.
I don't wanna hear anything about poke when Hawkeye isn't even a real character anymore and Widow never was.
Anyone else tired of getting Elboy on their team?
>>555998493cause that's what i play Tank for... to be mobile...
Is Ultron a throw play?
>doing comp placements>4-1>been MVP and SVP all the games>rank has only gone up 1 from gold 3 to gold 2You really can’t affect it much can you?
so you thinkha hathat Im going to play the classlolthat makes sure you get to have funlmaobut I get less fun?rofl
>in a game with ultron>lose
>wonder why no one wants to play tanks>degenerate dogshit like Phoenix is in every game
Add Viper, aka Madame HYDRA
>>555999526Skill issue on the tanks part
>>555996901Sounds like a fantastic time
>>555999526What tank has a hard time with nuPhoenix?
>>555999267mobile dive tanks are the majority of all tanks so yeah there is a sizable community of ppl who play tank to dive
>>555992192Needs to be skimpier
>>555993893somehow, after years of being on 4chan, this is the most disturbing image i’ve seen on here. why the fuck would someone draw something like this and what kind of person saves it?
>>555999659phoenix still melts tanks. why do you think no one plays wolverine anymore. why play melee wolverine with ranged wolverine exists.
>had a 65% winrate in comp last season and fucking crushed it >31% winrate this season because dumbfucks think it’s a great idea to bring jeff into ranked awesome
>>555985825>BroThat was you.
>>555999289ya
>A support sissy can't play Sue or GambitHow brain-dead must someone be
>>556000062>why do you think no one plays wolverine anymoreMobile tanks are good now("now") and they can't balance % damage to matter without breaking the game
>>555994481Man, cartoon Cyclopes is way less of a liberal faggot bitch than comic Cyclopes.
>>556000260How can I be my bro?
>>556000093yes
>>556000974there is no one "comic Cyclocps" he's been written by like 50 fags at this point, often literal ones
>>556000575gambit is one of the hardest heros in the game. perhaps the hardest
>>556001909is this a joke about how his difficulty rating should be 1, or...
>>556001372For every good Jeff player, there are a hundred dogshit Jeff players.
>>556002072That's true of all the heroes though.
>>555995002nooo /pol/ told me a mutie ethnostate would be based and redpilled
>>555999902i see it sometimes in IG reels when politicians are fighting
>>555999630you are not getting a nazi gf /pol/
>>556002005medium skill floor but most GM gambits aren't even utilizing his full kit
>>556001896Sad but true>>555999630You are getting a nazi /pol/ gf
So what's the deal with the vehicle on the new map? How do you get it to turn into Ducktor Strange?
Gay sex with Venom
>>556003471push it
>>556003471Ducktor strange is for the third push portion. And you have to be on the boat to push it, not around it like other carts
>>556003490Thought you could see his small dingaling bingaling
Mantis rapes
>>556004159wow, that mantis tummy
>>556004159what? she raped me into 25 years of marriage and three children?!
does anyone here actually play with each other or do we just sit here and goon to psylocke
>>556005091i've only been playing QP recently because ranked is kind of a pit right now so i might as well learn some heroes i'm not used to
>>556005091no, we goon to mantis
>>555992229Cazador attempting to ascend
>>555992192Emma and I better hope she actually looks like herself this time for once
>>556006179i hope they break new ground and release a skin of her just fuckin buck naked, wearing absolutely nothing except a toe ring and an anklet.
>>555986593you too Bluth-anon
>>555999526>still complaining about Phoenixskill issue
>>556003726>>556003883Oh. I've only played the new map twice despite having played a lot today. Both games ended well before point 3 looking back.
will elsa be good? will zihyong finally cook?
>>556005091I follow the rule that groups from /v/ and /vg/ are always shit and it's been true every time I have tried. Also, I goon to Squirrel Girl, Invisible Woman, and Rogue only.
Ive spent the last two months playing 18v18 exclusively. I don't even want to touch Comp anymore.
Ranked feels more abysmal than usual lately.
>>556010107Ranked has always been abysmal. Outside of the skins for Gold III, which are usually ugly as shit anyhow, there is no need to even play ranked. For some gay frames and a little badge no one knows the meaning of? Wow. Sign me up.>but, anon, i play ranked because i want competent teams and people who know how to playThen why the fuck are you playing ranked? Even if you don't get to a high rank and try to blame it on that it's cope. Watch any of the high level players who stream. They all deal with the same shit even at fucking Celestial and above. OTPs, healers who can't heal, DPS who don't get kills, ya know... feeders. Or faggots who will argue with you and just pout and throw a game because you didn't play 100% absolutely the way they think you're supposed to (the have no fucking clue either). The only reason people play ranked is to feel better than other people over some fake numbers in a game about spandex wearing faggots who are all pretty much gay in the lore. Just be a QP chad and enjoy life.
>>556008384no
>>556008384>will zihyong finally cook?She's not a dog so probably won't be cooking anything.
>>556010441I play it because it let's me ban characters. Other than that I treat it like quick play
>>556010896That's a big reason I don't play. Imagine loving a character, getting really good at them, then being barred from playing them for basically a whole season or more. Fuck that.
>>555992064>also an autist into killing a very specific group of individualsBlade, right? Or Punisher?
>>556008384who tf is elsa
>>556002693Hydra aren't nazis. Where did this stupid meme come from?
how do I play Invis? I feel like my healing output is always low and I don't know how to use the shield on others or myself, and I don't want to disappoint by playing one of the strongest healers in the game and doing sub-10k healing and losing the match everytime
>>556011120>being barred from playing them>my mains are never a threat so I never had to worry about not playing them
>>556011549Probably the first Captain American movie where Hydra is literal double Nazis because the Nazis weren't evil enough. Their salute is literally arms forward like the Nazi salute but both arms. Literal double Nazis lmao. Hollywood are such fucking hacks.
>>556011549Motherfucker are you for real
>>556011948I wish niggers still talked like that.
>>556011948/co/fags don't read comics
>>556012093Sir, this is /vg/.
>>556012169>DoesHeKnow.jpg
Solo tanking is a responsibility I don't take lightly.I WILL dive the back lineI WILL block your ultsI WILL make space for my team and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT ITHow does it feel being so inadequate in the face of such a man?
they should add some neutral npcs that wander around maps.killing the npcs give you tokens that you can spend at stores located at your spawn to buy items with unique abilities
>>556013338>they should add some neutral npcs that wander around maps.They already have, too bad they're on my team.
>>556013338Hmmm I don’t know. I think this would only work if the expanded the maps and to divided them into sections so it wouldn’t look so cluttered and busy.
>>556013118Wouldn't know. I main Cap.
>>555985424I always liked gambitPick gambitFind out he is the top tier charAm I just that good? Also, are people friendly outside of practice?
The fact that you can roll a retard who goes 11/10 on healpool and refuses to accept they're not good enough to play offmeta healers is insane
>>556013616>*>*>*
>>556013616>are people friendly outside of practiceNo.
>>556013757Really or you just being silly? I enjoy healing dog role of gambit and would hate to be called a gay or something
>>556013675It’s not that serious
>>556012169/mrg/ is a proxy /co/ general. You wouldn’t be here posting if it wasn’t for /co/.
>>556013951>Reallyyes
>>556012169/vg/ doesn't read comics here but at least that's expected and the statement isn't as funny
>>556014160I'm here posting because of the video game Marvel Rivals. I have never posted on, or even been to /co/. /aco/ that's another story.
>>555985424Moon Crystal Wave
>tournament scene for this game is so dead and such a joke streamers put on clownshow "tournaments"Why are they even trying at this point
>>556014919why do you care
>>556014663YOU are only here posting on /vg/ because of the /co/ anons that inhabited this general and game. Without them this place wouldn’t exist or worse it would be on /vm/. How is that so hard to understand? Thanking the /co/ Gods should be mandatory before posting.
>>555999630
>>556015027Kill yourself
>>556014797>more luna, hela and psylocke skins
>>556014797We got Venom in a tutu. Why can't we get Moon Knight dress up as a magical girl?
>>556015269It could be done, but it won't be.
>>556015067All it takes is one “Comic Video Games” general on /co/ to gain traction and make this place obsolete. So again, you should be thanking the /co/ Gods.
>>556015027>Without them this place wouldn’t existAs much as I enjoy a little background from the comics, you're full of yourself. Holy shit. We all know it's the coomers who keep /vg/ threads going. Look at... every single general that has nothing to do with comics. It's all coomers.
>>556015731That board has 2 posts a day and its either a pedo post for one of the cartoon girls or the captain marvel faggot.
>play overwatch>want to stop playing 5 seconds in>play rivals>have funHow did the chinks do it?
>>556016393Funny, for me it's the opposite. Especially in any match with Gambit in it, mega aids.
>>556015829Please, there are hardly any coomer shit here anymore. It’s actually one of the few generals that discusses the game and its source material. Which, according to you, says a lot about the power that /co/ anons have if they’re managing to keep this place alive and healthy on a board dominated by sex.
>>556016393Maybe I would’ve agreed with this post two months ago. Also see >>556016476
>>556016708>there are hardly any coomer shit here anymore. It’s actually one of the few generals that discusses the game and its source material>hardly any coomer shit here>discusses the game
>>556015269He's in a skirt
>>556016801don't see gambit as annoying just kit his ult?
>>556016708Let's make a bet. You all stop posting /co/slop for 30 days and we see who is right.
>>556016869Retard, everything about Gambit is overtuned.
>>556016857Besides the few pics of Psylocke ass, there is no coomer shit here. All I see are people actually discussing the game. >>556016871>You all stop posting /co/slop for 30 daysThe fuck does even mean? It’s a COMIC BOOK video game dumbass.
I haven't played in half a year, have there been any gooner skins (male) while I was gone?
>>556016393>How did the chinks do it?west got destroyed by woke and DEI
>>556017139Well, if you're so integral to the thread. Stop posting and prove it. That was pretty clear by what I typed ESL.
>>556017240No, it isn't whatsoever because you threw in a meaningless buzzword and are now pretending like that's a defined genre
support players deserve every bit of hate they get
its always DPS fault
Tanks are blameless
I am Luna Snow
I am Charlie Kirk
>>556017345So, you are too afraid to stop posting because you're scared you're insignificant. Got it.
>>556017139>people actually discussing the gameNo they aren't retard.
support players deserve everything i own. i wish i could give more to them.
>>556016393>play rivals>have funt. Zhiyong
>>556016393>How did the chinks do it?Netease are gacha masters. They created the perfect product that has the perfect concoction of dopamine triggering tricks to keep the lowest common denominator type of gamer addicted to this game.
>>556018189but enough about blizzard.
>9 more days until we know if zhiyong finally balances the game correctlyI can't take it any longer, this season is the fucking worst.
>>556017828sexy>>556017423ugly3dpd losted
>>556017726>everyone who replies to my stupidity is one personHow about you define /co/slop, faggot?
Ping me when they add Galacta as a 4th-wall-breaking character like Deadpool.
>>556011808anybody?
>>556011808Healing numbers, and most numbers in this game, absolutely does not matter. The way the numbers are calculated has no bearing on how well or not someone healed. Anyone that says otherwise is a fucking idiot you should ignore.
>>556018235I guess. If that’s what you truly think.
>>556018965well I still feel like I'm not healing enough in general and throwing my matches because I can't heal properly, so I'd like to know if there's any basic tips I should know about playing Invis in the first place
>>556017423This is what teens simp for today? Guess it was no different when poki was that young. Life must be nice even if you're a 5/10 girl and a bit of make-up.
>>556018450>annoying voiceline>annoying personalityGuess what would happen?
>>556019628Teens simp for streamers like Emiru nowadays
>>556019520You have 3 jobs as a healer, all arranged in priority>1 stay alive, you staying alive is the most important>2 prevent your allies from dying. this is not spamming heals, but healing or saving them in situations where they would've otherwise have died. it doesn't matter if you had a billion healing if you didn't prevent a single ally death when it mattered>3 contribute to killing enemiesthat's it.For Invis this is just hanging back behind your tank or if there are no tanks nearby, midrange dps (don't run in front of your tanks, ever) and spamming m1 into them.You sometimes look around a bit to see if someone near you needs healing and either heal them with m1 or guardian shield.Vortex is whatever most of the time, so just throw it out on cooldown into the enemy, preferably so it triggers on the dps or healer, not enemy tank.The push/pull is best used when you can save allies by pushing or pulling enemies away, prevent enemies from escaping, or to cancel certain enemy abilities.If you know there are some enemy divers around, it's typically better to hold on to push/pull to defend yourself.If you ever drop down to like below 60% health or something, back off or place the shield near you to heal up. Remember, you can't heal anyone when you're dead and the long walk back from death is longer than you backing off for a few seconds to heal.And healing numbers are utterly irrelevant and have no bearing on how well someone played or did their job.
>>556017423gah, what a hottie. i bet she's a squirter.
>>556020175Same
>>556020517>And healing numbers are utterly irrelevant and have no bearing on how well someone played or did their job.tell that to some of the retards one queues with, their asses overchase all the way to the enemy spawn then cite your healing done as part of their bitching for why you didn't keep them alive when they were making that horrible mistake
>>555996901Are you American? Europlebs never talk or if they do noone understands them...
>triple healbots doing nothing all match except spamming m1 down main think they have the right to ask me to switch off bp (i had the most final hits ingame)
>mag ults>invisible woman can instantly just place a barrier on whoever he's throwing it at, including herself, making it uselesskek
>>555993893this is why you make a smurf account and play ranked like its qp
>>556022093yes but you forced her to use her shield and put it on cd. forcing a support player to play the game is worth any cost
>>556011948Red skull is a nazi sure. Most Hydra members don't care about nazi ideology or Germany or any of that stuff.
>>556022547>yes but you forced her to use her shield and put it on cdAll it took was an Ult that takes several minutes to charge to put it on a 6s cd, yeah totally worth it.
>>556022745for support players, being forced to engage in any kind of mechanic by another player is tantamount to a humiliation ritual, and dying is a failure of game design. just look how long it took for them to agree to do the patty cake mechanic to completely erase psylocke from the game. and the only reason they did it because the alternative was switching to loki and negating her entire existence by pressing 1 button instead. anyway you basically owned and humiliated that invis woman so please be happy
>>556017657No... WE are Charlie Kirk.
>>556022745Don't listen to support downplayers. They're all trannies who pump their paychecks into this game for their 9th trans pride luna recolor. It's bullshit how their hands are held the entire game from opening it to closing it yet they still cry about being underpowered and how everyone else is overpowered
>>556013675Healpool doesn't really seem all that good anyways. Deadpool is best as a Tank and I wouldn't be surprised if his tank design was the first one created.
>>556015643>fuck you you killed my buddy
>tried to clean my laptop keyboard because multiple keys aren't working>Can't put key back on board because white scissor shit won't stick together with each otherWelp good thing I have a usb keyboard as well. Really hate how cheap this shit is couldn't they use metal instead of plastic or something?
>>556023796>Deadpool is best as a Tank and I wouldn't be surprised if his tank design was the first one created.desu i agree since the whole headshot spell looks so fucking bad compared to the rest of the kit, and it was copy pasted for both dps and heal. it seems like they created the tank design until some smartass suggested he could be haphazardly fit to play other roles too.also imo tankpool plays the most intuitively out of all the pool variants. and also a lot of physical comedy relating to deadpool is about him getting hurt in funny ways, so tank seems most natural for him anyway. him charging in screaming "LETS FUCKING GOOOO" only to get zapped into a comedic pose by hulk and then getting thrown around by emma just fits his character perfectly
>>556017541What do you mean?
There's gotta be a mod that fixes this shit right?https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelrivals/comments/1hg7ebo/i_made_a_short_video_explaining_how_third_person/
>>556024146If you blame a tank for losing you're a shitter and should kill yourself expeditiously
i love susan so much, she's so sweet and kind!
Sex with mutant women.
>>556024257No, because it's tied to bad math from the devs and changing it is the equivalent of cheating which would be bannable.
>>556024114>headshot spell looks so fucking bad compared to the rest of the kit, and it was copy pasted for both dps and healalso you can notice that they reused the plushie throw animation for the headshot spell. so basically they probably only had time to make something they could reuse existing deadpool assets for, so they opted for him literally throwing his hero icon lolimo he should have at least thrown an explosive plushie instead or literally anything else lol
>Reed: "I'm glad you're here Dr. Banner, we could really use someone with your... special skills">Bruce: "Thanks Reed, I have a theory that- wait. You are talking about my brains, right?">Reed: "uh... *Big inhale... Huh... Ahem...">Bruce: "You WERE talking about my brains, right?!"Bro this is literally the Anakin Padme meme. How did I just now realize this? Haha.
>>556026359The dialogue in this game is bad. Sand papered to make it familiry friendly and inoffensive, artificial and soulless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>556024357This but also Luna, Psylocke, Magik, Mantis, and Jean. I only play waifus.
>>556024357She's married, Namor
>>556026806This, but also Angela, Emma, Hela, Rogue, and Scarlet Witch.
>>556024257i've been trying to tell people about this for ages but it never really comes up for some reason.
I'm Suna Low
Yeah so how exactly do you counter a BP that's just deleting all your healers and squishy DPS. This kind of character archetype is so fucking cancer. No Peni does not counter BP. He is to fast for the mines.>ughgughughh but you don't understand bro the top 0.000001% of players with stacks and perfect coordination can handle BP so that means he perfectly balanced this is why this game is not fun. if your team has even a slight coordination problem some characters just run the fucking match with no way to stop them because the counters in this game are actually limited in scope.
>>556026359what are they even talking about?Potential Netorare with Susan?
>>556027887The most braindead easy solution is Fantastic. He shits on all divers and is the best peeler.
>>556027887you identify where he is and then get ready to patty cake heal each other until hes done bursting youit also helps if you actually bother to counterpick him a little bit and just accept that he forces you to play slightly different than the usual mindless line formation gameplay, similar to how moon knight forces you to stop bunching up constantly
>>556027928Yes. Sue can't stop thinking about Big Green Cock.
>>556027632Mike the Loon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w-uOPgRmMLE
>>556027887He specifically functions by comboing a single target and if his combo is broken he's fucked. Pretty obvious what you need to do.
>>556029374Mantis can say this.
>>556027887get a bucky or thing to body guard
>poke and strategists are overtuned to shit since launch and only gotten worse>tanks are in the gutter apart from mag and strangeI fucking hate Zhiyong
>>556029984Daily reminder healers are only over-buffed because the dps roster is overtuned.
>>556029984Carol SOON trust the plan
>>556030117>Daily reminder healers are only over-buffed because the dps roster is overtuned.back to this again? only poke is overtuned which is 1/5th of the dps roster. no one is shitting their pants over storm or reed
>>556027887go thing/namor/fantastic/buckyalternatively tell your healers to develop better game sense
>first qp match of the day>it's several gm+ ranked players against my team of newbies who have never touched ranked everHOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN REMOTELY FAIR
>>556030204hell yeah, brother!
>>556027887Meet him on the flank angles. Thor, angela, daredevil and spidey fucks him so hard because they have either the mobility and survivability to scout him and fuck him. Thing and bucky is also obvious counters, my problem with them is how reactive you have to be to counter panther. Though thing existing can make the average bp dilate, which will win you games through tilt
>>556029374why are support players like this
>roadmap said new groot and mag skin on the 2nd of Feb>no new groot or mag skinWhere are they?
>>556031361>has been clarified on social media, plebbit, mrg and everywhere that it was a typo and they are coming same time as usual, not today
>>556030117>supports are balanced around 4 poke heroes that can click someone to death at any range within 1 second>those poke heroes are permabanned in any normal game of ranked>maybe 1 dps hero worth playing after the bans so half the games devolve to 3 supp or 3 tank fuckeryfunny
>>556029984>"how dare shooters shot me in a hero shooter game"
Holy namor shits out so much damage with his right click, why didnt /mrg/ tell me? I need to learn this beaner
>>556031508>supports are balanced around 4 poke heroesWrong right off the bat.
>>556030518>dive being able to combo any unsupported squishy to death inside of a second while being functionally invincible while doing so isn't overtunedBut do keep strawmanning with characters explicitly about splash damage having worse single target
>>556031712>how dare tank player not to be dogshit and not even being able to function as tanks and being raped by cc and headshots>only I, the poke and strategist main is allowed to have fun
any other autist who plays like only gotg or f4 or asgardians etc
>>556032174>replies with goalpost moving>only to cry about dive of all thingsreally
>>556032492Vyper is cute
>>555985424What are the current bans?
>>556027928Reed needs Hulk, not Bruce, to smash
>>556032668Gambit/Invis/Hela/Hawkeye. Not much has changed since last season
>>556031887its the character played by cheaters, we were just protecting you from catching a ban(the real question is, why do the shitter squids have like 50m range)he was playing namor at first, then went semi afk the next 3 rounds, still this is the end result
>>556032930Jesus, the cheating problem is this bad on pc?
>>556033123my man, its a free online game
>>556032174>poster doesn't even mention tanks needing more damage>retard starts rambling about tanks damage
>playing comp>tank main>pick cap>2 other guys pick tank after me, and then 2 more pick dps>wtf?>ask them to switch>they don’t>stupid cunts are lucky it’s ranked or I would have thrown>pick rocket for an easy win and because I hate healing>up the team’s ass pumping heals the entire time>despite this all four of them are just aggressively spamming ‘I need heals!’ the entire time>at one point, and only at one point, my co-healer gets dived and is at the brink of death>i quickly turn to them to keep themalive while pinging ‘I need help!’ to my team to signal to retreat and help us + to let them know the heals have stopped>not one of them turns around to help>luckily manage to kill the diver with my co-healer>in that brief window hear one of the fuckers on the mic yell ‘where the fuck are the heals?!?’>match ends and I have 30k heals, the most in the match and 10k more than the second best performing healer>one of dps comments ‘30k from that performance???!!’Some people have no self awareness I swear to god
>>556032524I would hope not. You sound really weird. >>556027928Brown.
We are undefeetable!
>>556026503This. It helped with a wider audience of course but having to walk around egg shells for family friendliness is shitty and objectively dragged out soul.
>>556030901>yeah I bet you like that light you stupid fucking bug
>>556027887If you’re playing tank, unironically go the thing. He’s like the one diver the thing hard counters because he halts his dashes instantly. Alternatively there’s hulk if you’re good enough with your bubbles, For DPS use Wanda and Namor to cuck him. You need auto aim characters. He simply moves too fast. Daredevil also works well at stopping him pre-emptively by spotting him through walls and diving him before he dives your team.
>>556033123Nigga people had hacks in battlefield 6's closed beta despite it having a proprietary kernel level anti cheat. Cheating gets worse every day.
>>556011948Kino. Add him in so we can get the hard tone dialogue.>>556008384Probably a shameless Ashe clone so no.
So, how do I start with Angela?
>>556033123I don't blame them, qp has utter dog shit matchmaking that doesn't even TRY to make things fair. It's routinely putting me on a team full of people that literally just started playing, against teams of stacks and/or high ranked comp players.I'm so tempted to make a smurf account so that my qp matches can go back to being bots and shitters instead of shitters and ranked players.
>>556017224They seem well on their way to joining them too
>>556031887Getting headshots also makes him squids go berserker too. He only seems weak but he’s actually not half bad.
>>556033987Um it looks like you lost a fair game sweetie. Will a bot match make you feel better? 40-2, what a great result! *pat pat pat*
>>556032524I used to only play the main 4 avengers Cap, Hulk, Thor, Ironman, and Loki, but since they nerfed Thor, Ironman, and Loki to unplayable states, I’ve since expanded my roster of playable characters to half the cast. I still mostly just stick to Cap and Hulk though.
>>556029984>someone says healers or poke is op>healer mains have a meltdown
>>556034330>say I don't think ults should be outhealed by holding m1>healers throw a tantrum
>>556017657>>556023525
>>556023765truth>>556033123chinese free to play dude what did you expect lol they’re probably so used to enabling cheating themselves they have zero experience in actually preventing it.
I just realized, why won't one just pick Hela in placement matches and hit heads and win all 10 games?
>>556033927watch fml guide on angela
>>556034114You're just jealous your qp mmr is so shitty your stuck with the bot matches lmao.
I'm throwing all my qp games, just going 0/0/0 on widow, and I'm still observing the exact same stomp be stomped pattern unfold with the small difference that the rare balanced game is lost (albeit slowly) by the other five guys. This game is not playable in solo queue it's just impossibly rigged.
>>556034330>>556034461>someone says dps are all overtuned>dps instalockers throw a temper tantrumCurious.
>>556034850I used to have a decent 56-65% wr solo queue in qp, now after Deadpool has been released and all the objectively terrible players have started playing the game thanks to him, my wr struggles to go above 50%.
>>556015731>>556015027>he thinks this would be a bad thingAside from the fact that you’re wrong (most people here aren’t from /co/) this would objectively be a good thing with how shit this place has been for a while so lets bring it on
>>556034879>dps are all overtunedThat scarlet witch and reed got me running scared. They might even pull out the op black widow.
>>556035097>that adam and mantis got me running scared. They might even pull out the op ultronYou see how retarded you sound?
>>556034879desu i would really like it if they nerfed the top poke dps heroes and at least tried to make heroes like wanda, spidey and sg playable, so that when one of my teammates instalocks some garbage like that i dont just lose the game on the spot
>>556032930maybe smurfI don't think you can aimbot with projectile, unless it's magic bullet something
guangguang!?
>>556035171>he thinks mantis is badYour bronze is showing.
>>556019734You start to cry and/coom profusely?
>>556034029>also makes him squidsnice grammar there, paco
>>556034879>>556035171You literally are throwing a tantrum, deflecting and being triggered and don't even realize it, kek.The initial poster was saying tanks were undertuned but you're still trying to spin this into all dps being overtuned instead.
>>556035345oh shit mecha groot?
>>556035314I was saying it in game smurf or cheater, fresh lvl 17 acc, when confronted he repeatedly said "oh I come from overwatch, it plays similarly", you check his account and of course its a hidden/privated profileguy is full of shit regardless
>>556033123i usually play high rank games but curiously there are very few cheaters as far as i can tell. i think sometimes there are sus players (it's kind of a telltale playstyle) but it's been like weeks since i've come across one.idk if hackers just don't like the game or if netease has some really strong hardware detection. just doesn't seem to be THAT many cheaters compared to like overwatch or something
>>556027928Well Bruce probably is the person most similar to Reed on the roster. Considering they are both nerd and like to stay in their labs all day. Haha.>We really could've used a mind like yours, Bruce…
>>556013118retard pozz dialogue
>>556027887The trick is to stop him before he gets to your healers.
>>556015643This was one of the better things they ever did>>556017950True
>>556029984Hulk just got a huge buff that saw his win rate increase by nearly 10% in Eternity.>>556032524Bruh I am still trying to get that one Mantis achievement with her ult.
>>556036043no time limit btw, easy skip if you low on units
>>556036043Seat of Autism
>>556036104>Hulk just got a huge bufflol, the only relevant buff was that in his ult he won't get ping ponged as much and that's it. You don't even play Hulk, I can tell.>win rate Never bring this up if you want to be taken seriously. Especially when you bake this in with lies.
>>556024357We know, Reed. All husbands should love their wives very much.
>>556035591>his*It’s one auto-corrected letter. Calm down.
>>556036467>You don't even play Hulk, I can tell.Bruh, I have nearly 300 hrs on Hulk. And when I re-download the game I will show you a screenshot because I can't find the old screenshot I made a few days ago. >Never bring this up if you want to be taken seriously. Especially when you bake this in with lies.His win rate went from 51.72% to 56.62% in Season 6. It was actually higher a few days ago. You can check with this site.https://rivalstracker.com/heroes
>>556035671Watching replay rn.So far, I think he's just smurf. Game sense is all good, nothing so weird about his aim. Maybe just trolling about Overwatch shit since he clearly understand different abilities and map layouts. You can get banned for smurfing, so they probably lied.60 last hit is high even for AAO smurf but do-able if game is long enoughI didn't finished it but overall I don't think that cheating. Cheaters usually play hitscan or on rare occasion, magic bullet, and have very bad game sense. This guy is neitherReplay ID if anyone interested. 50356325970
>>556036043thats a Nekron xenos scum
>>556035345>>556036043I fuck with that Groot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHKrv3lGTss
>dude, let us take our glasses off for the disco skins!Waste of dev time. Does skins all look like shit. Instead, they should be letting us toggle masks on and off. I want to run around as classic cap with my mask off.
>>556037103None of what you posted was relevant and I shouldn't need to explain why. Use your brain or don't reply to me again. People that can't think are of no interest to me.
>>556037147I gave thinking about the game after this, accurately having his aim snap to exact position, got tired looking at the black squid icons showing up in my face on death.
>>556037147>and have very bad game sense.Disagree.Aimbotting is so widespread in online games now it's borderline normalized to the point some of its users aren't even aware they are cheating.
>>556037491just look how he instantly switches targets psy > rogue > dp
>>556037491Oh yeah baby 100% aimbotter. Even adjusts for the shitty marvels aim to the right when he clicks.
how to stay happy in MR:>vc off>text chat off>dont play ranked>dont play tanks
>>556037491Based smurf shitting on that gooner psy bimbo
>>556037491This looks like cheating to me
>>556035314>I don't think you can aimbot with projectileBet you think you can't aimbot with melee too.
>>556037491it looks snappy because you recorded with 2fpslooks nothing like that in my game
>>556037845>how to stay happy in MR:Don't play MR
>>556037845Solo tank solo queue is by far the most miserable experience in a video game i've ever had. Three weeks of doing that turned me into the most tilted thrower you can possibly imagine and I don't think I'll ever recover.
>>556038132If you don't think that's an aimbot you're crazy.
>>556037491>that instant snap to Psylocke then Rogue nah that ain't real
stop liking female muties, they are all crazy and horny all the time!
>>556039350damn what a bitch
>>556036043The Groot is cool. Very obviously 40k inspired. Fagneto in his cuck chair as always.
>Installed the game after not touching it for a year because had the urge to play spidy again>hopped into enemy backline>"Im ready to put a show">"Us against the world">"Disappear">Entire enemy team is invincible until the end of times>mfw>Left the match and uninstalled the gameI swear, only people who can still enjoy this game are gooners or support players which are probably the same people
>>556039802I play because I can still get some fun out of it to pass the time and
>>556039802>I swear, only people who can still enjoy this game are goonersYou can read this thread and figure that out.The ONLY people playing this game are porn addicts or underage retards. It's a horrible game.
>>556038432go ahead report thenI'll eat my shoes if he gets bannedThere are many occasions he snaps like that but miss.
>>556040084I don't care about reports, I'm saying that is objectively an aimbotted. He prefires his m1 while Psylocke is invisible with his aim in the midd of the screen, then snaps the aim to fire at the Psylocke while still invisible.
>cloak and dagger with 0 heals the fuck
>>556037949>>556037491Also I recognize that name, most likely this guy's smurf:https://tracker.gg/marvel-rivals/profile/ign/VeryStickyGuy/
>>556041098that was glock & danger
>>556041121surely legitimately acquired
>>556036043Thy gave Groot a GN drive? I might have to play him now. Might even get the bundle with how often the team just needs a Mag
>>556037491nigga I do that all the time and I play with a controller, it's called game-sense lol
So now that the dust has settled, how do we feel about the disco event? Yay or nay?
>>556042261You people are fucking drones, man.
>>556042307do you also do 180's and immediately lock onto cocks waiting to get sucked off? that's admirable
>>556042427yeah! what are... straight? what a baby lol
aura
>>556040637>kill cloak >turn 180, throw squid>"ah shit ! there's a psy hooker on my screen, what do I do"First M1 is a lucky shot, 2nd M2 is educated guess shot. That isn't even a snap shot
>>556042381It was nice but crazy how Hulk didn't get a disco skin. Hopefully they are cooking up something good for hm this year. I wouldn't mind an Infernal Hulk skin.
>another kino skinCHADneto wins again
yggroot still the best
>>556042397Yes, but not for Rivals. I just consoom all /m/ shit. The only cosmetics I've bought in this game are things like Galactic Fangs outfits and Ultron shit.
>>556042427weird homo post
>>556037491>baby casual games>losers still pay money to cheat because they they suck so bad
>>556042656>educated guesslmfao, is that Namor you and you try and gaslight people or some shit? Get real, retard.
>play comp>get a duo who are intentionally throwing and trolling and spamming shit in chat>DEFEAT>I go 1-1>they go 1-6>we BOTH loose the SAME AMOUNT OF SR POINTSWHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THAT FUCKING FAIR
>>556043053why is he wearing a warframe weapon (atomos) as shoulder armor?
qrd on two mantises yuri antenna sex? I don't read comic
>>556043591If you think people don't shot psy when she's inviI have bad news for you
>>556044192Why are you still replying retard, you're out of your depth. Go back to plebbit, people are more gullible and ignorant there so you'll fit right in.
>do anything>US AGAINST THE WORLD
Now that you've been in the hands of Zhiyong for a year, miss me yet?
>do anything>PYOR
>>556037491Those flicks are perfectly valid. No member of the aim community would ever claim they/them are cheating.
>>556045810no
>>556037436Finished downloading. Came back to call you retarded and to stop acting like an edgy retard. Also Hulk's ult buff was huge and there's only like nine characters that can CC him now.
>>556046765
>>556046496>prefire in the middle of the screen then right on target instantly flick aim to where the invisible psylocke isI can tell you're neither high level or even familiar with aimbots. Don't bother replying, just funny seeing clueless idiots trying to chestpound.
Pitlocke
>>556046857
quit making me want to impregnate Psylocke
>>556047042
>>556046796To quote myself>None of what you posted was relevant and I shouldn't need to explain why. Use your brain or don't reply to me again. People that can't think are of no interest to me.You fundamentally lack the brain, analytical ability and reading comprehension for this. You won't get another reply unless you write something more intelligent and relevant, which obviously won't happen.
>>556047249
>>556047438
if you are so good, show your animated lord???
>>556046796>Hulk's ult buff was hugeThe problem with Hulk is not his ult and the uptime of it low, so it wasn't huge. The hardest counters to monster Hulk wasn't knockback or knockup either.
i have every psylocke skin but her default and its recolor is still my favorite
>>556033418Feet better, fight better!
>>556033418I want lick and suck on those ears
Rapelocke
Feetis
They can't keep getting away with it
>>556048876based fellow mantis foot chad
