Previous: >>555968903>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mambo!
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members, victims, or resume builders.We'll be a comfy club until MANT comes and we'll decide the direction then.Until then 19M by the 26th of each month. Use uma.moe to figure out if you're at risk.
Spending 9 years training Acute
I earned somewhere between 6-7 million fans this month already
11 days before chiyo
retention status bwos?
Left or right?I'm getting 100 club points per day with spechan so I'm kinda hesitant to switch it out
Thanks mambo for getting me A+ rewards again this month.I did my 3(5) borrows a day, no more no less, safely middle of the contribution pack. I'm glad to be in a drama-free chill club that performs without issue.
Join Autis/uma/. /uma/ club. Check rentry in OP. Or reply with ID.
>Have Sprint Christmas Biwa built>Planning on building Sprint Taishin once I get her on the all-uma bannerThe demons are calling out to me to build Sprint Ticket too but I don't know if I hate myself that much and she hasn't procced any sprint sparks in any of the runs i've done today
!!!
I want to cum in them
Taishin's voice is kinda cute bros....
>>555991758That is to say, we are AN /uma/ club. We are not THE /uma/ club. Those guys are our senpais.
>>555991826power doko?
>good inspiration but shit rainbows>good rainbows but shit inspiration>decent rainbows and inspiration but unity team is full of jobbersThis game can be aggravating at times
>>555991758>>555991896>they need to specify thatI thought the 'tism was ironic
Literally every uma is a lesbian. It's over for male trainers. Why even play?
>>555992112I raped Machitan
please don't post any porn, my grandpa uses my computer and if he sees any porn he'll have a heart attack
>>555991905Why do people pretend umas are like 7 foot tall?
>>555992072here is your (you) bud
>>555991758Shoulda been /uma/tism
>First parent NY Opera runNot the most exciting whites, but 2* relevant blue and pink, 3* ult, sign me up.
>>555992213porn
>>555992016If only
>>555992213>pass away from staring at some massive tittiesWhat a way to go
How much money would I have to pay a Danchou here to disband their club on the final day of the month?
cropped porn is fine, right?
>1 sp bonus>1 power bonus>10 TE>25 FB>35 spec prioThis power FM card is kinda good, no? If you just want a good hit of power friendship every now and then she's a good card to bring. The problem is she's competing with FM wit.
>>555992213>>555992323God I wish that was me best way to go out
>>555992213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IuXPQGSInc MAYANO TOP GUN NUDE BATHING VIDEO
>>555992384yesu
>>555992225She should have stayed a Gyaru
>>555992396It's not bad. It's just that there's better power SRs.
>>555992384>>555992542Can slop really be considered "porn" under this circumstance?Post the whole thing the old fart might not even be physically able to understand what's going on
CHOWAYO
Damn, outfit change doesn't affect unique animations. I was hoping to see Red Maru riding a dolphin.
If you has 1000power, is turf s worf +100power?
>>555992591The goal is to get a stim of power friendship occasionally, not actually train power. HishiAma is for sure better if you want to max out on power.
>Try to mutate my Gold City into a Sprinter>Don’t want to invest SP into a recovery skill>Get walled at Tenno Sho Spring and fail the run>Get my first ever 3* Sprint and a decent BlueT-thanks game?
713 pieces + rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>good stats + groundwork but missing a single greenholy fuck, fuck fronts
>>555992954Just cope with actives. You're going to get 1200 wit anyway.
Ods: I jerk off and go to bedEvens: I do another run
what was new year opera o good for again
Is there anything more cucked than training an uma? Imagine raising her for 3 years to be some dyke's fuckmeat (since all umas = lesbians)
>the yuritard is backThis is why we must increase the amount of uma porn
Her name isn't Mambo, by the way.
>>555993225
try better
Falco would browse umacel forums and post stuff like "imagine raising a son for 18 years only for him to become some musume's fuckstick"
I'm going to Umapyoi with the Director
>third time borrowing Fuku SSR>1st time cucked at the first gamble>2nd run she didn't even appear>3rd cucked at the first option againPeople paid money for this? Holy shit
Why is it always just one random guy in a thread having a melty on /vg/? I'd assume it would be a group of people on a Discord that are mad for some reason and decide to raid a thread. But no, it's always just a random individual
>>555993384
OisuI left my club today because we were only 5 doing all the job, so I'm looking for a new one. I did 23 M this month, but since March I will make between 15 to 18, because busy.Here's my ID: 608197636963Thank you!
>>555993428I still don't get why, during MANT you want Ayabe SR so you kind of want to pull on NTR banner at the same time.
>>555992954bwo your focus and TTL?
i'm horny post oguri
>>555992214longcat is long
>>555993525>pulling for an SR card>on an ssr banner that bricks after mant
>>555992743Yes, 10.25%
My German wife.
>>555993017jerk off while doing a run
>>555993426>horse ears@umarok is this real?
>>555993484>23mthat's a little short for A+try A clubs like AlmondLovethey're looking to fill up last thread
>>555991758man the club search sure is awful isnt it, cant even find the club, cna you even saerch by club ID? cuz it comes up with a random ass club when i do
>>555993484/uma/'s danchous are Americans so they're asleep right now. Try tomorrow.
>>555993525I'm not even sure I'll pull for Ayabe. I have a 2 LB Flower SR, I rather spent my crystals with her than pull a possible 1 Ayabe to spend crystals with.
>>555993484Danchou wake the fuck up and invite him we are 28/30
Help. I don't know whether to run Falco or Pasa for CM9!Running both will just make them neuter each other.
>>555993525I got 1 copy of R Riko in the 100 freebies. There's no guarantee you'll get the SR even going to spark.
>>555993871Drop both and use McQueen
>>555993484Join Autis/uma/ if they still have a slot >>555993739That's enough for A+
>>555993871trust thine heart
I had a saline thought about event points, I pulled 1 SPD Matikanefuji which gives 30% and I been using a Friend's maxed out card. What if I use a Friend's Admire Vega EP boost card and use MY OWN weak Matikane for a smaller 30% and get Vegas full boost too?
>>555993871>Have Falco get 1st place>Have Pasa be in 2nd place to proc VictoriaI don't see the problem here
>>555992743no. the amount it gives you is not related to how much power you have, its related to your actual movement speed on the track.
>>555993426I love Akikunny.
>>555993753I think the ID is more for finding clubs with identical names. For some reason, it replaces the / in our name with /, depending on how you're searching, like Autis/uma/
>Witgod says to only solo front Falco if you're planning to run herSorry, Witgod. But I'm retarded and must triple front...
>>555992213
>>555993625then why am i torturing myself over 100power? isn't 1200-x-1000-400-1200 good enough?
This is a grown ass woman btw
i'm gonna taste that northern while she tastes my southern
>>555994043You don't have to use the card to get the bonus. If you have a fuku and no vega borrow vega if you want to EP maxxx.
Can a kind soul explain to me what Racing Carnival is?
>>555993368Its funny when he starts whining and calling anons incels tho
>>555993842I am awake, I am just trying to figure out how to play 2 speed 3 wit 1 power...>>555993484Sent
Everyone at cygames is evil and is going to hell
Why can't I just use MLB Shinko Stinky, MLB Fine Motion, Urara Guts, Yeppers Guts, Seeking the Pearl and borrow Vega or another good Guts card and not spend any carats on MANT
Run front Falco + Curren(with gold debuff)it will be peak
>>555991758993221485187technically i do 25m-30m just doing ace runs a month but im looking to be lazier/abandon more often. So like 15m perhaps
fucking hell King Halo's career just sucks. It just sucks. After so many runs of Maruzensky, Curren, Digitan and Golshi I had forgotten what an obnoxious career was like. Those ones are practically autopilot but King is just awful. Getting a serviceable ace out of her is gonna be like pulling teeth.
>>555994112
My dearest wish is that at least some umas would be straight but NO. Reddit told me it's all yuri.
>>555994112Soon to be mother
>>555994051>>555993426>HA-HAAA
>>555994293who says you can't?
>>555994049That's what I did in Cancer Cup with front Pasa, but I fear CM9 pace Pasa will just get devoured by the Bakushins. >>555994040I love her, but I'm not sure I have it in me to get Sprint A+Groundwork on her. Parent preparation has been very unsuccessful too.
>>555993643German paizuri SEXXX
>>555994293guts and wit decks wont win you cm
>>555994293i dont get your comment, thats exactly the kind of deck you run
>>555994431it's infinitely better than a power deck lmao
>>555993426you cant do that
>>555994315>>555994364I love her so much
>>555994109Sure. It's not that Turf S is essential. It's that neither Sprint S nor Turf S is mandatory.
>>555994293I still don't get why guts cards become "the thing" in MANT. Is it because they increase 3 stats instead of 2? Is it some big value play?
i cannot find rudolf sexy
>>555993116iirc, to inherite her ultimate
>>555994072Based fellow triplefront bro, the past 3 CMs had been rough for me and I didn't get to win at all. Surely this CM will be better
its frustrating to get groundwork when i havent put any effort in to sparking greens so it can't even trigger
>>555994410honestly i feel like going after midrace velocity will have a higher chance of success over groundwork because lucky accels will defeat your groundwork anyway. I don't think my pasa will win a ton, but if she hits her ult i think shell often winAlso some teams might spam fronts so it might be rough anyway.. I'd maybe run falco if i had her
>>555992762If it's not on your botched runs, it's getting good sparks on umas who have an ult you don't care for, an ace run where you likely did little to build affinity, or a genetic dead end.t. bwo who still has this SMaru>>555993116Do you like Pulse? Now take Pulse and make it activatable at 400 meters remaining, and having it work if you're fourth or above. Then put it on steroids where you get a bigger speed burst if 7 abilities were activated (greens count).
>>555993426this but also with tazuna at the same time
>>555994390is this sfw
>>555994306And sent.
>>555992323but then there's no time to clear your browser history, it's just open there for the world to see
>>555994293You just mentioned a MANT deck
>>555994608I thought this was machikanefukukitaru for a second
>>555994724Lmao what do you care, you're dead.
My S Taiki and Bakushin isn't winning at all meanwhile my late Air Groove did decently...
>>555994293borrow speed SSR instead for consistency and you have it good
>>555992991does sprint/front straightaways trigger at the gate?>>555993537those were my skills and I'm missing a green
feed your umas
>>555994650What are those long hairs around its eyes? Are they like whiskers to sense stuff?Them lookin fucked up and uneven really triggers me. I want to pull them out.
>>555994645you want both (groundwork + midrace) because all your competition is buying the same midrace
>>555994191>You don't have to use the carddamn I've been using them all this time, I'd say bricked but my cards are so bad it won't make a difference. This information will help in the future if I get a good deck.
>>555994772oreng
Okay. This is going to sound like a weird conspiracy theory, but hear me out. I think they switched the priority on Ayabe Power with Ayabe Guts.
>>555994568I don't want sexy I want a wife
This shit isn't funny, Cygames. Give me Turf sparks right NYEOW.
>>555991758ok>>555991896ohh...darn, I had already called the moving companyUnrelated serious reason for this post: two anons applied at the same time earlier today, but there was a lot of confusion on my end because I was having issiues posting. One got held hostage or something all day so I gave up and tried the other one that applied but I just wanted to say "hold on" to the hostage anon. Wait to see how things pan out tomorrow before you join another hokey discord club (and there are still some great clubs recruiting /here/, of course)
>>555994845thats the idea but full gw combo aint cheap w/o heavy hints. Might also keep your sanity not going for it when a gamble accel negates it anyway
>>555994383People saying i need NTR or Fuku and Guts Ayabe>>555994431From what I heard Speed Guts Wit is the strongest deck and that's what I have. I just wanna know if I can do it with poverty cards>>555994471I like WitGod but desu sometimes it feels like he shills poverty options a bit too much. I don't wanna skip NTR and get fucked>>555994560Yeah pretty much, you want Guts cards with Power/Speed bonus and high race bonus that's why Ayabe is so good. That's my understanding of the situation anyway>>555994769So it's good enough to be competitive in CMs?>>555994807I thought Ayabe SR is pretty much a must have. I am a Day 1 Player so I can use the poverty Spe card as a 2nd Speed card too since it has 10 race bonus.
>>555994560In URA, you could only max 2 stats, so you prioritized Speed/Stam or Speed/Power. In Unity, you could max 3 stats, so you bring Speed/Wit(Extrapolation) Stat inflation gets pretty huge in MANT that Guts/Wit can now help you max 4 stats.
>>555995065its pretty hard for the straightaway accels to actually compete because while they might trigger on the first straight, they usually don't trigger right at the start so groundwork still beats them
>>555994891It was a pretty recent change (2-3 events ago?). Make sure to uncap those R cards you have lying around because those'll contribute too.
>>555993426Man i fucking wish...
The Sprint sparks haven't been cooperating, so how does something like this look for Capricorn assuming I get a run where the sparks fall into place for A sprint? Is Mummy even worth taking on a Late? I'll definitely have to find one with full Sprint sparks, only having it on grandparents is painful
>>555995074NTR is like a biko w/ more steps. Shes straight useless outside mant. Fuku is just mant QOL because initial stats will make early race wins much easier. None are worth having unless you're into poor financial decisions
>>555994724>there's an afterlife and it's heavenNobody cares everybody is happy>there's an afterlife and it's hellNobody cares everybody is suffering>there's an afterlife and it's limboNobody can even care>there's no afterlifeNothing matters at that point so why do you care
>>555995131sniff sniff
>>555994259Autis/uma/'s Danchou. Thank you! I will accept it in 23 hours!
>>555995205good to know
>look for umas not yet released>like her>want her to be released already so think of prepping rocks>see kit>front runner>desire to get plummetsI hate front runners
Would you?
>>555995242>Is Mummy even worth taking on a Late?No. I'll let you in on an LS secret for Cap: Spe inherit + Red Shift
>>555995439No, next question
>>555994379Erotic...
>>555995439IM HORNY ALREADY
>>555995439Nah, googoo babies is gay as fuckI'd let her be my concubine though
>>555995131>>555994648Where is the tail?
>>555995074>So it's good enough to be competitive in CMs?Yes. MANT is combination of racing and training or you can even make it pure racing if you're using Oguri. You race to gain points to buy item, buy items to upgrade your facilities, cure conditions, etc, train during summer camp.
>>555995272Ye that's why I don't really wanna roll for them, these only meta for one scenario cards just don't feel worth it to me, especially with our accel schedule. With Riko 1LB was fine so I didn't mind rolling for her. But MLB requires 60k carats to be safe, I don't wanna spend that much on a card that becomes useless in 4 months
please tell me bwos is she a sweet girl? i randomly saw her but i dont want to read about her so i dont spoil the career story
>>555995074There's a free pull on ayabe banner, you should easily get it and MLB with gold crystal. From what i read, you still need a good speed card to consistently getting max speed.
SIXTEENMILE SPARKSAND IT DOESN'T ACTIVATE ONCEHOLY FUCK I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
>>555995339See you then
>>5559954540.1 accel doesn't seem that strong. I'll be running OYL on late Maruzensky.
>>555992875I love Rice
>>555995806>0.1 accel doesn't seem that strongYour choices are: Accel that doesn't proc or weak accel but it procs. The answer is clear to me.
>>555995689she's not in the game yet...
>>555995423Same except 3 of my must pulls are also ooniges. I'm not looking forward to it but I can't tune down my desire sensor.
>>555995689She's not even properly in the game. She doesn't even have a support card. There's really not much anyone knows about her other than her obsession with Narita Brian based on her official profile
>>555995665Alright then, I'll skip NTR unless I get super lucky with my free pulls>>555995716I've seen people here complain they didn't even get 1LB R Riko after 200 pulls. I hope I get some copies with my free pulls but I am prepared to get unlucky and get 0
>>555995767how many runs have you done?
>>555995242>Is Mummy even worth taking on a Late?It works if you're fourth or above, and if you procced those accels when you needed to, you've got a good rocket set up. Someone theorycrafted pairing it with Rudolf ult, but I can't fathom someone having a Rudolf parent with the sprint sparks that I need. I'm personally testing stuff out with Air Groove ult into Mummy on my Kawakami to see how that plays out.
>>555995689You saw her, where!?!? (The IRL horse went missing some time ago)
>>555995890>she barely appeared and already disappeared just like the horseHeh. Nice one Cygames.
>>555996038>the IRL horse went missing some time agohow do you even lose a horse? they are huge as fuck
>>555996152they run fast
>>555995996I'm on 18 so far. I've only had 2 runs that have ever gotten to A and they were absolutely fucking abysmal where the goddamn support cards refused to finish their events so I had pretty much 0 skills.
>>555995689>troon colors
>>555996152Same way key witnesses dissappear before testifying in court
>>555994724>he hasn't set up his deadman's switch yet
>>555996229trans derangement syndrome
>>555995439how the fuck has there not been a bride super creek yet
>>555996229anon... those are just pastel colors they any girl would use
>>555996229DONT look at Ace’s ear accessory
>>555996152Do they even chip horses? You'd think the owners would buy the $100 (?) RFID chip for their priced racehorse.
>>555996368I noticed it months ago and won't be rolling for "her" for that reason
>>555996229>be anon>walk into artstore>nyooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>555996368
>>555995439nah she's a pump and dump
>>555995215I was on top of uncapping ASAP to clear any tasks for Carats. I'm glad I bought the Haru card when I got enough FP but I have barely enough FP to buy the Tickets from the shop and Hint books now
>>555996353thats a stallion
did cygames ever explain what "umapyoi" actually means
>>555996527>he doesnt know
>>555995439Yeah, faster than you can say umapyoi.
>>555994832probably just extra hairs
>>555996152Rumors say he was slaughtered but his owners will never admit it because of the PR backlash it would cause
>>555996527umadacchi..
I wish the game stored your last run career on your account not your device.I was running unity cup because sprint parents don't need stamina from ura finale spark. Got home, switched to steam, started a new career, and it's an URA career because i was doing URA the last time i was on my pc.oh well. guess its just another thing i have to watch out for. It sucks i won't get random hints but i should get more skill hints from cards.
>>555996836bro it's just 15tp
>>555996152oh no he ran away then wandered into a glue factory...
>>555996429>priced racehorse.Lmao
>slacker>didn't cleanse on the first infirmary visitDo I give up
DANCHOU COME BAAAAAACKKK PLS
>>555994043wtf is a saline thought
>>555996929That's what I get for editing the post too much. I should just goto bed...
>>555996949id retry infirmary again and again then abandon
>>555996876TP is irrelvant. I have 150 restores. The real loss is the borrow. It's fine though, All I really care about is getting a turf spark. Nothing else really matters.
>>555996647Umapy—
>>555997061It cleansed on the third, but I missed a good speed training...
>>555995439with her VA? YES
>>555995454Red Shift is definitely legit but it's gonna tank my affinity really hard, shame I don't have Spe myself to help that out
UMANKO IS A FAKE WORD
>training Narita Taishin parent>Need long and a high blue stat to be satisfied>Using Winning Ticket to do so>2* guts>long>perfect, look at stats>white spark is 3* DERBY>bunch of other assorted sparksI think I'm obligated to say good enough and use her. I'm making her my borrow parent so its 2* guts 6* speed turf med long.
i love luna
>>555997330Red Shift doesn't do anything this CM
Got done with the event so quick, but my grind isn't over yet. I still don't have a fucking Turf parent.
I made a new falco, what do we think?
>>555997582next you're going to post an image of the gaslightator
>>555997020Anon probably meant "salient"
>>555997724dumb falcon
>>555997724Looks good anon. Hope you're playing two fronts to take advantage of dueling
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aw I came too late to the scene of the poachMaybe tomorrow
How popular are end closers in test rooms? Planning on getting Maverick
>>555997730Why do you think Red Shift is good?
a while ago some anons called seeking the pearl ugly which leads me to believe they are gay as fuck for not wanting to get the sloppiest head from the only uma with dick sucking lips and that also looks like she would molest you when you two are alone in the club room
>>555997802I thought about that, but it turns out that if there are two fronts, they compete out of the gate and falco blows her ult too early. The idea is to slightly lose position so that the first spot is threatened right as the corner turns to straight, and then she pops her ult, plancha and hopefully mummy as well, and just rockets off.
>>555997972do your own homework
>>555997724can fronts even proc huge lead in this CM?Don't think they'd ever be far enough ahead even as solo fornt
>>555998072Good catch anon! Solo front works the best then.
>>555997972Red shift is good if you can delay activation. It can fire too early, but if you're slightly behind (playing late or end), it can activate at just the perfect opportunity.
>>555997724you have groundwork right...
>>555998125My homework says that inherited red shift ALWAYS activates too early and gets wasted this CM. I was giving you a chance to defend your gaslight.
>>555998138It was cheap so in all honesty I just bought it without thinking. It probably was a waste of points.
>>555997972Either you guys are full retards or you fags don't play CMs. Honestly, it's as if every CM /uma/ forgets about the existence of "final corner or later" or "1st to 5th" condition of red shift.
>>555998064In a sea of beautiful and cute umas you choose the one with the nigger lips, sorry for your taste
>>555998225>I'm training for the sprint CM and a Unity match is coming soon, better pop some flames so I can wi-
>>555998328honestly Im curious, try some rooms and see if it procs
>>555997839remember, no matter how aggressive a Sakura may be, they all lose braincells when they group up togetherhence, that trainer is still safe from umapyoi
>>555998296>My homeworkyou mean your gaslightator. come on, post it
>>555997330raise your own maru parent by racematching to both grandparents and the other parent. She's pretty good at racing every possible race. Can easily raise her affinity by 30 or more by just winning a shitton of races.>>555996005buddy do i have a surprise for you. I added this guy earlier today. I'm amazed he exists.
How excited are we for the Carnival?
Why is she doing this
>>555998228I do not, no. I didn't even aim for it, my reasoning being that if she competes with other fronts, she will waste her ult anyway, and taking the lead alone should be sufficient to claim first in a lobby where she is solo front.
>>555998482Moderately
>>555998481should i be matching g2s and g3s
>>555998470If that's homework, then you should do your own
>>555998072Mummy never works if you're in 1st place.
>>555998482How does this work?
>>555998589A shame Sayuri Hara isn't an Uma.
>>555998640I know. Paces can take 1st right as the corner turns to a straight, and then she can trigger all three at once.
>>555998504She's flaunting her potential
>>555997302
>>555998549now? yes. At the moment affinity is only 1 per race win. i'm not sure when the change comes through that makes it 3 but only for G1s, but i'm pretty sure we don't have that yet. I would assume MANT would trigger that change, because everyone was racing 40 races per carreer so every single parent combo would end up double circle with no effort if they didn't sidegrade it somehow.
>>555998504mating call
>>555998482what is it? like legend races but harder?
>>555998801>[milk sloshing]
>>555995689She appears in the star blossom manga
god her power is so lowthinking of remaking my parents with green sparks because apparently i managed to get groundwork in thereno more borrows means no 9* power spark
Really considering to use Sweepy right now
>>555999061Brian is so cool and sparkly...
>>555998296>homeworkretard.it activates early because you're retarded. fucking idiot.>Description (detailed): If you're in the first half of the pack (and not worse than 5th) on the Final Corner or beyond, your acceleration will increase
>>555998378people have been putting red shifts on late surgers saying "bro, it's delayed!" since cancer cup. and it has never been good, ever, not even once.
>>555999083Parent runs are miserable. Whatever you're going for doesn't need to be perfect. Show us what you have so far.
Nishino Flower would be more ToT if her race outfit wasn't so ugly
>>555997839Pure angels and the succubus
>every uma with wedding alt are all Mare>except Mayano and King because reasons
>>555999242it's cuteyou're ghey
>>555999280It's not gay if it's a stallion anon
Hey, look who popped another S-rank cherry!
>Next time dad should come running with us!>Why not? Next time dad is free, all three of us could go for a run.Why don't you have kids yet, anons?
>>555998645>>555998864You race NPC umas to get their unique spark (only usable in this event) to make umas to get more event points with their spark to race more NPC umas to level up your spark etc
>>555998378>>555999181Red shift on late can be good in theory. In practice it's usually too late by the time you're 5th or better. Especially on sprint CM where there's a blob of fronts/paces so lates are at 7th-9th when late race starts.
I like it when Bakushin goes "BAKUSHIIIIIN" and bakushins all over the place!
>>555999180>>555999181i've seen it pop at the right time, but unless those 4 in front of you are very close together being 5th or later by the start of the spurt means you're too far behindi think lates are just bad this cm
>>555999193I still don't have anything because RNG is a fuck. I'm grinding dirt
>>555994832That would be extremely painful...
My head hurts and I feel like shitUmamusume Pretty Derby
please shiraoki-sama...
>>555999478Hell yeah, that's the best
>>555999376I haven't kissed a girl in 15, going 16 years anon. I think that ship sailed long ago.
>>555999640money can buy anything
>>555999376The jews won't let me
retention status?
>>555999083they will start banning botters the moment you launch itthis is your fate
i love hungry umas
>>555999810One is not hungry by choice
>>555999756Still retentan', hopefully I can hold it until MANT comes around
>>555999756that should be itprepare for 595k this week
>>555999810How hungry?
Gonna blow a load in my ona while staring at Doto's boobs and then sleep, later dweebs
DAAANNNNNCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
>>555999810Of course Oguri fatass would carry multiple burgers with her
>Think to myself "great, my entire spring TT team are now S rank umas with lots of moves!">realize all 3 are pace chasersI HATE THE ROLE REQUIREMENT THING IN TT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>555999576Hey I got a Tama out of this batch too. They must have tweaked her odds to be ever so slightly higher than the other SSRs since her uma banner just ended
>>555999931doing better than umao
>>555999931d*sc*rd
Will the stat cap change with MANT?
>>555999931Did everyone burnout or aimed for a better club? I don't think it's the latter since a lot of clubs have an opening
>>555999931He must answer the call...There are no more new players, there's no other choice...
>>555999931AHAHAHA NO NO NOITS SOOOOOOOO OVER
>>556000026yes from 1200 to 1206, for every stat except stamina
>>556000047It's day one.Everyone's on cooldown.
>>555999420That "spark" hoopla confuses me. Are you forced to make parents from Umas you used in this event?
>>556000107This changes everything
>>556000047it's burn out phase. If your danchou actually kept you hostage, the thread would know all about it.
>>556000026It shouldn't change yet, but who knows what they have planned for global.
How much longer should I give them before I kick em? 9 days is a long time, but I feel like MAYBE they’ll come back in a few days, I dunno
>>555999953>ROLE REQUIREMENT THING IN TTw-wait, what? Is that why I'm struggling to retain?
>>556000246>CB URSELF tier
Oh no no no no no umabros, umapiss,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10lCmFojdBI
>>556000246
>>556000301You get bonus points if you're the leading Uma in your role
>>555999949Bancho deserves more art, at least one per day, maybe 10
>>555999810I didn't expect Tamamo Cross' career to have a whole subplot about making her eat more but I sure appreciate it
>>556000246kick anyone over 5, even casual clubswho the f uck drops a gacha game for over 3 days and then come back like nothing happened? Pretty rare
Is this Pasa good? I don't get why its difficult to cap wit especially with 4 wit cards, is the LB1 FineMo the problem?
>>556000170yes
>>556000450One anon in our club had a medical issue. Came back after a week.
>>556000383Now I want a tomahawk.
>>556000464I'd borrow MLB FineMo and use another SR witcard. Marvelous Sunday is a godsend if you have her.
>>556000526okay if they actually announce something yeah that makes sense, but come on you know that's rare too
>>556000450>who the f uck drops a gacha game for over 3 days and then come back like nothing happenedme
>>556000464running curren feels like shit and isn't really worth it. swap her out for a real finemo.
>>556000545tomahawks are about $1.3 million and $2.2 million anon...>>556000569They mentioned it after returning. So something is going on.
>>556000450I do this
>>556000301You want your TT umas to each be in different style for "good position" bonus points.
does mant have items that dont make you lose stats from race fatigue?
Heh, its finally affordable with lvl3 lucky7 base hints
>>556000246>F2P GambasYou might as well rename yourself the Flatline Club
I hope this damn thing works, I had to go trawling through the archives to find it cause I forgot to save it initially
>>556000464Even with 4 wit cards it's still quite RNG. I have runs where it's 1-2 wit cards at best for the whole run and I end up sub 1k. And then you have runs where you get consistent doubles and few triple rainbows and it's easy 1k+ and feels like I never hit rest button.
>offline for 5 daysThey obviously have better things to do in their lives than to play some dum horse game, deserves the kick wholeheartedly
>>556000883Hey you turned off your schizo filter!
>>555999756Barely hanging on
>>556000772how big of a point bonus is it?is a TT team that's 2 pace 1 late a huge brick?
>>556000383pretty sure ive posted several banchos a day since like sept
Most useful inspiration
>>556000947I think you have me confused for the wrong guy there, anon. I'm just a humble raven-haired Uma enjoyer
>>556000971i don't know maths but as soon as I switched for not repeated roles, I started hitting 590 and upwards. I also make sure I have 2 umas with lots of skills and a proper ace, it's simple as that. Do not go full witgod
>>556000781MANT has Mood/Energy up and cure itemso don't worry about itjust keep racing
>>556000464don't fall for needing mlb fm over 1lb. 1lb > all sr wit. Curren sucks tho, go with nature. fuku is good but the 0 rb hurts.
>>556000883that's me at the club except the girl looks disgusted
>>556001120(except on sprint where being a witgod is fine)
>Not paying attention to the run>Forget to do hopeful stakes>activate agenda for every medium/long G1>next career goal "need 3000 fans for kikuka sho">"oh okay i'll get the fans I need from satsuki and the derby>April 1st>"you don't have enough fans so the scheduled race has been canceledegg on my face. I thought 1st in the career goal OP race late Feb was enough fans to get into Satsuki. What a blunder. At least 1 more OP same day was enough to qualify for the derby.
>>556000883this makes me laugh every time i see it, im unsure why
Alright, after 4 runs borrowing it, I'm convinced Fuku SSR is garbage. Imagine spending 5 days offline because of it lmao
>>555999756597k here. Huge outlier for me. It'll be the first time I've retained successfully in tier 6. I don't expect to be able to do it again next time.
>>556001131Man I really want more images of Teio with her hair down. This one in particular is so hot and beautiful
>>556000971I think it's 1k points per trigger (per uma per match), I'm not sure if it triggers multiple times per match or not (good position early game, mid game etc.). But even in the minimum case you're looking at thousands of "free" points missed across 5 teams if you go full single style main on TT.
>>556001131I love teio abuse
I hope dannychud is happy. The script could be tweaked better to win more races
Is Air Groove gonna be better as pace or late? Dunno how I feel about doing triple Pace because I'm doing El Condor and Bakushin.
>>556001183probably cuz kitas dancing like a creepy uncle
>>556001131>just keep racing>just keep racing>just...>keep...
>>556001029>Only 5 inspirationsThis is what happens when your uma is your own Grandpa.Try to use a different legacy.
>>556001152Oh yeah, that too. 2 speed 4 wit cards, just clicking speed and wit all run... this CM prep has been real cozy...
>>556001325OG Air Groove is pretty good as late
>>555999756I think if I really tried I would be able to remake half my TT team and reach retention 6 but it's probably a waste of time with MANT coming out in a month and then I'd need to remake them again.
>>556001273It triggers twice per match per uma. You get it for being the first in the style bracket as race phase changes (early -> mid -> late). For each uma you double or triple up on a style, you give up 2k potential score (multiplied by relevant factors like ace or support bonuses)
>>556001325Her Ult is more consistent as late.
100 million fans soon...
>>556001361>>556001131post more MANT abuse
>>556001361Falco-chan can take out all her fatigue on me after we made it through MANT
>>556001332she was having such a nice night...
>>556001517
>>556001242
>>556001361>MANT 1st, Grand Live 2ndeh?
>>556001361dumb falcon deserves this
>>556001320this is only your first run of 15
>>556001131>>556001361okay so there has to be some trainers and breeders who were like "what the fuck are you guys trying to say with this scenario?", right? or they're so old they don't even play the game or have someone play it for them?
I'm willing to do what is needed to win.
>>556001361>meikuraI thought anon said nips call MANT climax or something
shut the FUCK up whorren chang
>>556001659there's a reason they NEVER EVER tried to do a scenario like MANT ever again, yesThat being said the ORIGINAL idea behind mant was Umas just doing G1s which wasn't too unrealistic, they were still dogshit game devs back then and didn't realize doing 50 races was better
>>556001504Yeah bancho's career is pretty easy.Has a built in Easy mode.Most goals are coming in 1st so cocks can be used if you want.
and im back
thank you sr+ ticket for increasing my TT score by 0.03%
>>556001748her goal for first in Tenno Sho Spring is such a blessing
>>555992812Yatta
>>556001743It's funny that they let us relive all their retarded choices from back then and no fucks given with the timing of in game events. I doubt they'll give us some QoL that would make MANT less shit too.
>>556001923Early Throne drop
are we posting teio now
i built a pace groove and she sucksi was hoping her unique would let her enter spurt at really high speed but i think there were other issues
>>556001923At least we're on accelerated schedule. JP had to live through 6 months of MANT.
This upcoming MANT scenario's gonna bring me back to my Oguri/Diawa race spark parent farming days isn't it
>>556001624I need my hair down alt now cygames
>>556001981her unique is easier as late
>>556001895one of my fav designs
>>556001959Throne is not QoL>>556002003Yeah I think 4 months will be more than enough of suffering
I haven't done runs with McQueen lately
>I've been with Unity longer than I started playing on URAnyo...
>>556002106sexo suzuka
>>556002030I'm basically ONLY going to train aces who also happen to be pretty good parents since MANT parents powercreep the FUCK out of currently-existing ones but I'm not gonna play uma for hours a day
haha surely cygames will skip the scenario that almost killed the game in japan
>>556002035>>556001624They released a new alt teio with a hair down version. Her alt name was Symboli Rudolf.
>Finally got end closer spark on my rudolf parent runs (which have been going horribly due to tenno sho spring trolling me)>1*>missed the 4/5 chance to get required 2/3*I AM GOING TO SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>556001973What happened to the Teio poster?
>>556001895Very nice
>>556002161That alt name sounds like my wife
>>556002139me on the left
>>556002059you know maybe it ismaybe the problem with kingu is her unique and late groove is actually more viablebecause kingu has been failing badly as late
>>556002194joined the whales and abandoned the f2p ways
>>556000047I think he said some anons flatlined and some went for better clubs
>>556002150We will do the same things, they did back then. Same mistakes and everything
>>556002030Why do you think most of the Umas they’ve been dropping lately all have decent Mile/Medium/Long affinity?
>>556001363There are no oguris on the grandparents though..
>buffing swimsuit hag YEARS later>it's just more stamina recoveryhttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/2018159220064203186
its the start of the month its time to go grind out 10 million fans as many days as you can
>>556002139That chair is stupid, why would you not want the girl to sit on your lap?
>>556002279There should be 2 options one gives more stam the other adds some velocity like what Tachyon does
>>556002267Most common and prestigious races.
>>556002279>It's just more stamina recoveryIt's not, she's actually trading her huge stamina recovery for more even speed + a regular heal instead. It should be pretty good honestly
Was there Umamusume remix of Uma delicia... meme?
I can understand Mr. CockBalls but why would you name a horse Royce & Royce. Is he a fucking nepo law firm.
>>556002267uhh because of the real life horses
>>556002278Then its probably Urara then.
>>556001710they're both correctsome call it "Climax", some call it "Make A"(New Track)
>>556002459Imagine marrying this Umahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
>>555999756Where do you see the Retention line? I'm sure I'm going to get demoted again, even a perfect 5 win streak can't improve my rank.
The amount of guild still alive 6 months after release is just insane to me. There's just no way there are 100+ unique IPs posting in this general and i firmly believe people are botting with their alt accounts especially the A+/S guilds
marrying curren chan? no thanks
>>556002657All me.
>>556002648you will not hit peak potential without semen renten
>>556002657didnt stickeranon dox us already and found 400+ IPs
I have to choose a spark between Vourbon or Fuku. What do?
marrying smart falcon? yes please
>>555999756Set at 604k, used a parfait for that last week so I didn't have to worry about it, probably be safe again with that for another week before I start fishing for 610k+.
curren chan marriage probably semen retention
Hopefully club quotas wont increase once MANT comes out
>>556002753You'll be using Fuku for all of MANT and possibly some after. How often will you use Bobo?
>>556002743I linked the site to my cliquecord so it's kinda hard to justify.
>>555999756is the line less than last week?
>>556002753Always roll cards.
>>556002889I am SHITTING myself about all that stuff. my fan runs will end up being garbage, and I really liked doing it
>>556002889i will work you to death the same as i work my umas to death.
Anyone have the conversation where Satono Crown congratulates Dia on her birthday? Yesterday I refreshed my menu a lot to see if they could pop up but never didperhaps might be that i don't have her ssr card
>>556002889they'll go up but so will your average fan count, so nothing changes >>555999756should be safe but it was a struggle to get to 600 these last couple of weeksI clearly need to rebuild some stuff but my supports haven't gotten better since I last did them so I guess I'm just going to start bouncing
>>556002657I never click on any links from you fags. I have at least some internet OPSEC. So you can add +1.
>>556001528
>>556002397because horses are like 500kg
>>556003135me on the right
>>556002657This is a very popular game anon i'm not sure why you're surprised
>>556003135me on the left
>>555998481>That RudolfYou got me with the surprise indeed, I kneel to that torena. Just in time with 2 borrows left. Probably won't get a Kawakami I like in those two, but still have a few days to test, much appreciated!
>>556002657>alivemost of them are barely hanging or getting randos
my internet OPSEC of not being 1 IP address out of 400
>>556002743lore on stickeranon?
>>556003129ur the FAGGOT!
I love NTR
>>556003231https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
twin turbo love!
Does a half TP event happen during MANT? I would love that.
>>555998481I have my own Rudolf with 4* power and 2* speed 7* sprint and another one but with turf and sprint. I thought no one would even look for a Rudolf parent desu
>>556003231stickeranon created a tool that allowed this to happen
>>556003129if you niggas had good opsec you wouldn't have downloaded the literal trojan horse sweepy bot that takes screenshots of your PC, logs your IP and then sends them to some indonesian dude's discord server
>>556003382uma game is so far from cuck shit its great shame that flooding your brain with dopamine for like 10 hours isnt actually good for learning and makes brain fog
>>556003402oh so that's where all the stickers came from
>>556003402Needs more characters...
>>556003402so that's why suddenly every has these
>>556003456I never botted tho..?The rest of /uma/ are just retards and coping that botting once is okay.Sure just try Meth once, you'll be fine.
agnes tachyon goes so hard and wins every racae its a pretty good career
>>556003456
>>556002753always roll for the Umas you like
which one of you is this
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16118176
>>556003680Just post it, it's not your first vacation
>>556003660
not having a useable turf parent has left me feeling sour. I don't want much nigga just give me 2 blue 2 turf
is there some secret to building kingu because i havent seen one win i think ever
>>556003680me on the right
>>556003680me on the left
>>556002575Don't you mean TRACKBLAZER?
'Old on, what do you mean you only loke Tamamo Cross because you are into little girls?
C:\windows\System32\Printing_Admin_Scripts\en-US\pubprn.vbs>>556003776you should want more. then maybe you will get it - or perhaps it doesnt make a difference... the only limit is what you want and if what you ask for if you ask for what you want is too much
I'm going to start the climax inside Teio
MANT?More like MUNT.
>>556003402so this is the site
id prefer if grass was the fatass but this is acceptable
>>556004003EI EI MUNT
>>556002150Haven't they already announced it with a localized name?
Have you tried lasting one thread without resorting to horny posting?
4 X 1 double O 1 loss 4 wins let the good times roll
>>556004014fatasses are only acceptable if there's a child inside
>>556004075You're going to make him post porn of Brian next anony
>>556004075you take away the umanko and the general dies. I don't make the rules
i am 6 tenners away from sparking chiyohow fucked am i?
>>556004075>"don't be horny" [lust inducing image]ok
>>556004075That Brian is making me horny.
>>556001325Her ult is better as late. But late sucks ass in this format that I'm pretty sure only Dober is viable for this pos format.
>>556003456FGO player here. Fate/Grand Automata user for 5 years. I trust the developer Mathew Sachin (picrel) with my life.\I'm sure Sweepydev is a similarly trustworthy man of noteworthy melanin.
>>556004175oink oink
>>556004175isnt that maybe 5 if you buy bulk? its your life but maybe if you pull on all the banners with just a little bit you would save money long-term by getting bulk carats, then pretending like you are spending tenners on each banner you t hrow them at
>>556004108was it the 2nd unity race?
>>556004175Just a little
>>556003402
>>556004069Yeppers. Trackblazer and after that Grand Concert
>>556004229To this day I still do not trust FGA, I bought a tablet to solely use FGA.
>>556004284yeah im pretty sure why
>>556004003Maruzensky Upsets Narita Taishin
>>556002150MANT will be bearable if they give us spark reroll. It'll be just parent farm: the scenario.
>>556004317
agnes hot spring ticket!
>>556003129>>556003456But that doesnt constitute opsec...Its more infosec?
Have you been reading to your trainee?
>>556004516Stop calling her Agnes.
mejiro hot spring ticket!
>>556004175You get 2700 from logins over the next 9 days~200 from daily login675 dailiesidk if you have pass but that's another 450 if so600 from TT if you can retain class 6 twiceYou're still short ~30 pulls.
>>556004516Agnes WHO
just a way hot spring ticket!
>>556004175Nobody ever needs to spark an uma banner, you're basically guaranteed to get her with 14 10 pulls
>>556004545agnes tachyonyeah ill type out the full name. thats based and so is she
>>556004350ive won the 2nd unity race with shit scores plenty of times, it feels like the scoring for that race is completely wrongit almost feels guaranteed win if you pick 1st option on that race
narita hot spring ticket!
>>556004537OPSEC - OperationalINFOSEC - InformationThey go hand in hand, but the things you do in OP protect the INFO. INFO also goes into detail what I should and shouldn't post on this basket weaving forum. OP is watching for shady links and downloads.
>>556004545
>oguritards can't do mathWoah!
Welcome to the Make a New Track Scenario. Reminder that every time a Trainee run a race a Trainer gets raped from dusk to dawn. It's only fair right? Umamusumes shouldn't be the only ones feeling drained if you know what I mean.
>>556004680>Brian's Timewhat the UFCK
>>556004543>Diawa>Reading
>>556004714then, there should be no reason for the umas to ever get their mood to awful, no?
>>556004075You'll take my right to hornypost over my dead body
>>556002003Still too long, buffed aoharu alternative when?
>>556004601Agnes Flight, the high-flying Umamusume! She beat Air Shakur in the Derby by 7cm!
speaking of (infosec spyware trojan horse), if you XOR something with the errorlevel of wscript.shell).Run [anything here], 0, false then you can store anything in that variablesuch as errorlevel = regWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\MyTestApp\Settings", 1, "REG_DWORD" XOR wscript.shell.Run cmd.exe, 0, false probably CInt(errorlevel) + String(CDBl( regWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\MyTestApp\Settings", 1, "REG_DWORD")) that way you can take errorlevel back (which is now thethe regedit, or red in decimal) to run it as a variable with obsfucationthis is uma game related because I am playing agnes tachyon
>>556004789I don't understand the meme of racing until your uma has skin troubles and awful mood. Great mood helps you win, and winning more races is better for run consistency. Clocking until you win isn't sustainable even if you have shit like 1k clocks.
>>556004725>Mya and Brian both share a dad
>>556004607Unironically I haven't needed to spark any uma banners so far>Got Eishin in 20 rolls>Got H. Creek in 50>Got Fine in 30>Got Tama in 50And I still have about 30k left as a F2PGAWD
How come Seriru recommends Creek Alt inherit on air groove but no other guide does?
dont ban me plz mods I have like 6 hours of uma game grind to do with half tp event
>>556003680Rice Shower gets me as hard as diamonds but I feel no lust for Haru Urara.
Creek definitely has some hair around her anus like milfs do in doujins
>>556004887That's why Spe's story welfare card is useful since you can just mood up after getting the mood down, and then use an item for skin trouble during MANT
>>556004883shut up nerd
>>556004658Anon... Opsec is not telling people you leave the key to your home under the doormat while posting about your month long vacation to madagascar on facebookInfosec is not clicking on sus links or opening strange emailsOne protects data and is more IT focused the other protects potentially actionable information and is significantly more behavioral leaningOn that note i wonder what kinda security package shakur has on her laptop...
>>556004883>this is uma game related because I am playing agnes tachyonShakur is the computer expert.XOR isn't good obfuscation anyways
im shutting up as to not get banned while I uma game grind 10m fans and wont say that vb script can do case statements (switches) truly the most powerful lang in the world
>>556004725
>>556004883Air Shakur please speak english
>>556005013Sure, but like, I don't think it's going to be 50 races in a row like people are dreading. That is going to be used if you are forced to raced multiple times in a row like NHK -> Dahby -> Yasuda Kinen -> Takarazuka Kinen whammy. You're still going to want your uma at constant great mood and without debuffs.
>>556004834>This is the uma who mindbroke ShakurThey should have added her. The seething from Air Shaq would be hilarious.
agnes tachyo let the good times roll68% failure rate training triple rainbow...nothing ever happens
>>5560047691) You can't spell2) My trainee is number one at academics
Should I be doing groundwork pace chasers?
Wageslaving to pull for Chiyono O!
>>556005159NHK to Kinen feels worth it since next turn is summer camp where you can just rest for the mood up and condition remove, and I think the only one who would be abusing racing for MANT are Pasa and Oguri
>>556005235she's not even number one in the photo
>>556005074>>556005150at least exitcode XOR myvar is a good way to get another variable in free without using another variable. a = A^b
>>556004714This post made me erect and I blame it on Laurel's smug face
>>556005159You're going to run a lot of races and not train. So taking time away from races to fix mood is a waste of time and once it's time to train you'll use items to get your mood up.
>>556005393How much time in her schedule did she allocate to this?
>>556005393Finally some good porn
>>556004929Ye me neither though I did hit 190 once to get the Uma.On average it should take 80 pulls to get the rate up Uma. Ideally you have 30k carats so you don't get fucked by bad luck but for the most part Umas are easy to get
>>556005508this is how you get raped
>say "indictus footfetish horse" 21000 times >cute woman appears @ me and takes off her shoes thinking I have a foot fetishthe universe thinks I have a foot fetish heheget trolled
Good News: You married this Uma:https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersBad News: Said Uma is becoming increasingly emotionally toxic and or physically abusive towards you.Will you stay in the relationship, or will you consider running away?
>>556005458mayo would say this
>>556005393Me on the bottom
>>556005626
>>556004607I fucking wish. I've had to spark Akebono, Cafe and Doto.
staygold is a trash character only twitter trannies like
>>556005615no. me and all my homies hate toxic relationships
My falco has literally never won a single room. What can I do to improve her? It's hard for me to do better than this stats wise with the cards I have. Or should I ditch falco entirely and try another uma that might be more forgiving for cardlets like me?
>>556005393
>>556005615I got the succubus! Lucky!
>run for stamina spark>even if it's just 2*>please>get 3* speed on a 600 speed umaNANDE?!
My first S uma.
>>556005615>i got bourbonshe's autistic so i can psychologically handle her
>>556005118
>>556005727The lack of groundwork.
>>556005615>Orfevreit's literally fucking over for me
>>556005727Out of around 20 lobbies I've seen a Front win once. That's your problem
at tracen academy watching >>556005752two people beautifully tear each other apart
>>556005118>there... are veggies... ON MY PLATE??? AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE
>>556005615idk who the fuck she is, but I guess she is my wife nowqrd on this horse?and more importantly, how lovey dovey (or not) do we get in her career?
>>556005615is this good? bad?
Sweepy stole my S rank virginity
>>556005742Congrats!
>>556005615i win
im a drinking pro
>>556005615Help me
>>556005863>admire grooveher mom is wife-coded, so atleast there's that running in her genes
>>556005615>Hishi AmazonOh, I dump that brown bitch immediately.
>>556005928been good knowing ya anon
>>556005742
Why isn't Straight Descent good on this track? Explain it to me like I'm Twin Turbo.
Fenomeno might be the safest choice from the Gold family but running away from the relationship will still invoke Dream Journey's wrath...
>>556005928damn, what a lucky torena>>556005949rude
>>556005796No different then when she comes back from France pissed off and angrily pins you to a wall.
>>556005615>https://umamusu.wiki/Special_WeekGET ME OUT
I'm not sure I'm sold on evolved skills. I need more info. Do evolved skills replace the unlocking skill? or are they extra skills you get on top of the original? If they replace, most of them feel like huge downgrades removing critical skills, but like, evolving - as our entire generation understands it - is changing from one thing to another, so it seems either weird that you'd keep the old, or weird that they'd call it skill evolution.I hate Japan.
>>556005727>>556005837Fronts are pretty doomed. If you don't have groundwork package you're a bad pace. If you have it the early race is so short you can't build up a big lead. This combined with Angling not working means paces/lates using their SP budget for more mid race skills eat fronts for breakfast.
>>556005615>Said Uma is becoming increasingly emotionally toxic and or physically abusive towards you.>Calstone Light OFucking how. She's too dumb Also>Running away from the embodiment of speed itself Lol
>>556005985On sprint C? There's no late-race downhill so it does nothing most of the time. Mid-race accel is meaningless unless combined with velocity skill and even then the effect is tiny.
>>556005796you’re dead for sure
>>556005615>https://umamusu.wiki/Yukino_BijinI think I'll be fine
>>556005615>Air MessiahI wouldn't have married her. not my type.
>>556006094Just stop running in a straight line and turn at a corner and you'll be able to get away from her
hey mayo you 18 yet?
>>556005672why is natie like this
>>556005985wide activation window means it will be useless most of the time.
>>555991453m a m b o
>>556005615>Bubble Gum Fellowjackpot, I say
>>556005863>>556005934Nigga she's already toxic to begin with and the entire point is to break her walls down and get her to let people in because she was adopted and wasn't loved as a child to the level that she doesn't think it's worth anything. Did you read the bad news part? You're going to have to amp up this walls by 300
>>556006116Oh...>>556006163Isn't that the same for Turbo Sprint which everyone recommends?
>>556006017they replace the original skillyou choose which skills you qualify for that you want to evolve at the end of a run (I think up to 2)some are straight upgrades (number go up), some are sidegrades (like big heals turning into small heals + speed), some are entirely different skills (heal entirely replaced with speed)
>>556005615>https://umamusu.wiki/Air_GrooveLiterally the one uma's story I skipped on her first runGive me literally anyone else
>>556005615ELLLL CONDOR PAAAASAAAAAAA
I always take the bottomless pit option now lol its like 10% chance to fail and gives more skill points
>>556006184Mambo!
>>556006193i don't play jp. enlighten me on her
>>556005928>>556005796Goddamn you two are so fucked. Actually no escape.
>>556006213Orphaned*Those walls*It's almost 3am I need to sleep
>>556005615Uhh...I think I'm fucked
>>556006216>Isn't that the same for Turbo Sprint which everyone recommends?Turbo triggers on a random straight. There's two straights so on a good day it'll trigger on the late-race straight. Descent literally can't activate late race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0y2q5Sfz-w
>>556005615>Katsuragi AceJPbros what does this mean for me
I saw anons trained Xguri for sprint CM, which heals do you take for her ult to proc nicely?
>>556005615>https://umamusu.wiki/Air_Grooveaah...
>>556006260I don't play JP nor know her, I just think she's cute and totally my type.
>>556006346those people are retarded
>>556006372honestly, based
>>556006316Just take her training advice and be completely subservient and never say she is wrong you'll be fine. Maybe. Don't try and run.
>>556006346You know that's an elaborate joke, right?
im doing my oguri fan runs will hopefully end up at almost 90 mill fans on her today, and then I can get oguri cap expert next month
>>556006410isn't the point of her character story, was that she chose you to be her trainer because you can come up with training methods that previous ones weren't able to?
>>556006220mk. I was looking at Dominator evolution and they all suck ass compared to the glory of triple stacking dominator.>each runner gaining .45 speed for 3s <<<< every enemy losing .75 speed for 3sBut I suppose if you're not in it for the team value, or if you're not running mediums, the evolved versions have value.I'm sure I'll get used to it.
>>556006216>Isn't that the same for Turbo Sprint which everyone recommends?Turbo Sprint can proc in either:Early race: as groundwork, useful for securing a front spot in struggles or making sure your pace stays ahead of other pace chasers.Late race: as a gamble, similar to Head-On or On Your Left.This is the complete opposite of Descent, which only works during mid-race. The last time Descent was useful was during Virgo, where the window was small enough that you had about a 50-50 chance of getting a decent proc. In Capricorn, it’s just fucked because of how long the downhill is.
>>556006332https://youtu.be/Y-G9PqRxweg
>>556006662>it’s just fucked because of how long the downhill is.>Skill description: Slightly improve running on a downhill>It's bad because there's too much downhillwhy is cygames like this ._.
>>556006662how do i make the umalator show all the different areas a skill can proc?
>>556006636They're not necessarily supposed to be something you take all the time, just more options. Like original Oguri can turn Glutton into a fat heal or reduce the heal for some speed. Some debuffers skills are still better evolved, like the FoV ones.
favorite orange uma and why?
>>556006520She chose you because you give her advice about helping her run better. You go to her multiple times with studies and shit. But at the you feel like you don't match up to her because she's not only ridiculously strong, she is incredibly smart too. So you literally ask her to train you physically so you can get stronger, which is why there's even "training" videos on the pakatube where she's basically counting the reps you have to do.
>>556006662you only want to mention all of the good things but its so bad for a pace to be in 2nd place right up the fronts ass. and if someone else has what you have here, you arent going to be up someones ass, no matter how fast your uma is
>>556005615>https://umamusu.wiki/Chrono_GenesisI don't know much about her, but she looks cute... She can't be toxic and abusive...
>>556006987she's a dork and doxxer
>>556005615>why are you like this>why do you keep making me do this>
>>556007037At least she doesn't dox Shion like Ofevre and Gentildonna did...
>>556007037>doxxerH-huh?
imagine silenze suzuka trying to abuse you... thats kinda hot
>>556005615AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>556007126she's the face of the site where danchous go to police your fan gain
>>556007156What mental abuse would she do?
>>556007126
>>556005615I got the based retardhttps://umamusu.wiki/Calstone_Light_O
>>556007210exactly
Have a look at this dumb bitch who sees the inside is blocked so she doubles down on trying to take the inside.
>>556005615who?
>>556007289Should've gotten more power
>>556007223>this is her abuse
>>556007289You trained her to do that...
>>556006916>ywn have a gorilla uma gf who'll train (you) into becoming the second coming of Zyzz
>>556007289I RATHER GO 30-0 THAN O-9. KOBE
>>556007291https://youtu.be/a4Wr1sj02L4Queen Bee
>>556007291stuck in support card hell
>>556007062
>>556007334Actually I trained her to do the exact fucking opposite
>>556007329I need to roll for this retard
>>556007291That's Tact's grandma and genmates with Cesario, Rhein Kraft and Air Messiah. She's also an American exchange student who likes going innawoods to hunt with Tact and just trains in the mountains in general. You'll be seeing her in main story part 2 whenever that hits global
>>556007329tf did durandal do?
My cute dirt daughter
>>556007329What the fuck is wrong with her
I'm going to be mutating a Front Pasa and Front XOguri for Aquarius Cup
>>556007571Dirt goblin
641K fans on my first run coming back to these careers
Which sloptubers do I trust for sprint?
>>556007686Dirt gremlin
>>556007097She did it to Bouquet instead
>updating my TT units>accidentally hit S vodka>hit 9power how tf are you supposed to hit 3 1.1k+ statsalso how much stamina should i have for miles, is 650+white enough
>>556007329she feels like she arrives at conclusions very quickly, but they aren't correct ones. She's just going through whatever's in her mind at the moment and they aren't smart thoughts
>>556007703I'd have so much sex with Happy Meek if I were her trainer.
>>556007769kek this is me
>>556007763yeppers
>>556007329>Golshit but without the self-awarenessWhat's the appeal?
clean clits...
>>556007763>how tf are you supposed to hit 3 1.1k+ statsDump sparks into whatever stat you aren't actively training and then pray for RNG.
>>556007813umm...train me (if you are a female trainer)
>>556007895She just wants to be the fastest racist and doesn't want to torment her trainer or friends.
>>556007929I don't think I'm surviving this...
youre right cygames...I should get some oldstyle wallpaper and do my house walls...between career runs...
>>556007939>20% speed 10% wit umas>2 speed 3/4wit cards>all power sparks
>>556007402i hope she has more frames than a slideshow when she becomes playable
>game froze on this screen Ok cygames I'll go to sleep and stop seething for the night. I will continue to seethe tomorrow when the 16 fucking mile sparks continue to not activate you fucking cunts
>>556007895She's an actual retard
>>556008045Pretty much sprint is the easy mode for it
I dont get the trend of slapping ones ballsbut thats just the pozzed and bluepilled jew world (the west) and the state of men in it
>>556005615https://umamusu.wiki/Fenomeno>ugly>only 2 G1sI kill myself and reroll for a better uma in the next life
>>556007895She's not pretending to be retarded she is retarded
I will go win the champions cup
>>556007571would you risk getting a blowjob from stinko windy
>>556007929This artist isn't very good. I'm tired of seeing these weird out-of-character football-headed blank-eyed fillies in these threads.
>>556005615It'll be fine.
>>556008265Getting even a single G1 is a feat in and of itself, Uma doesn't make that clear enough
>>556007738vivlos ofc :3
>>556008204do you burst on power or do you just train power by doing capped speed
>>556008394Fuck. You.
>>556008446Speed mainly, if there are a couple of bursts on power I'll take it but this already gets a free like 300+ out of inspirations so as long as Kitasan actually does her job you don't really need them.
>>556007546
>>556008394trvke nvkem
I had a dream where I was playing uma game career runs and kept waking up (it happened like twice) and thinking about making a 4chan post about how I did them in my dreams but it doesnt actually count and one dream where I was in a wrestling match with someone and he wouldnt pass/tap out in my chokehold so I wrapped his head in plastic bags and like an hour later I was trying to get a box off his head with screws and the plastic bags underneath the plug style holes under the screwed on faceplate and was worried that he would die because on the news there was something about Russian prisons and that id get told off for muurder but after like 2 hours of trying to get the screws off and poking holes in the plastic bags in the holes and he was pretending to not be alive and then I woke up
>>556008446You don't want to burst power because that stamina gain is wasted stats. Speed/wit/guts bursts are fine.
I could beat anyone on 4chan or in real life in a wrestling match
I hope every single Chiyoposter and/or liker in this general falls down a flight of stairs and hits their head on a concrete floor.
>>556008713You'd get your head knocked in by me, little bro.
What are the real-life versions of the Umamusume Stakes races? I assume they are simply called Horse Stakes?
>>556008729based based based
>>556008743wrong! incorrect!
>>556008713I'm literally Yano Toru
>>556008729This but stay gold instead of chiyo
>>556008808I read that as "im literally rape you" and even read it twice as that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamic_web_pageim having a slight schizophrenic breakdown
>>556008204I thought you needed Riko or Teio for rushing gale
>>556005615Mommy!
Why are Doto fans so mean? Is it because she's an evil uma?
>>556008394Based.
>>556008913She's not for this CM, this was just when I was still trying to fuck her in the hot spring.
Doto would say things like thishttps://x.com/i/status/2018219398218309875
>>556008929she’s so cool…
>my summer camp 1? 1 race, 2 rests (im in normal mood)
want a stegowife so bad bwos...
>>556008929Need a 2koma of Sirius acting all smug and proud when she arrived in france followed up by the frog correction aftermath in the 2nd panel
>>556005858She beat Mayano Top Gun at the Tenno Sho autumn
>>556008990Think about the whole sequence where she poisons T.M Opera O with onions sauce and then hands her chloroform soaked towel.
nice nature is such a sexy little minx
>>556009172No one cares you homosexual
>>556009172just marry a man
>here's your parent run bwo
>>556009380
>>556009318deserved x2
>>556008713teiobro would crush you
>>556009320
>>556009327>>556009349wtf :(
>>556009380imagine all the skill you'll get to hoard
early classic yeara double rainbow on speeda 5 stack of white bubbles on staminawhich one do you click
the mall is an alcohol-free zone, you arent allowed to bring alcohol into the mall, and im a mall cop. pow
>>556009380I actually would kill for Fast Learner on some of my parent runs. Double circling skills and getting gold versions, or hell, just buying whites is expensive as fuck.
>>556009547
>>556009605the answer is usually stamina unless your speed is fucked
>>556009547what the fuck is a horse
>>556000545meat
>>556009527Not only is she a boy you'll forget her when the next fotm comes around like all the other ones did before her
>>556009716She can peg me.
>>556008729don't say that
ouf, my fan runs not going so good coming back to it bros
I haven't done a single career run in over a month
>>556009885Ex-Mambro...
>>556001517I can't wait to abuse the FUCK out of Teio
>>556009716why isnt she cooking them like in the bbq sim vidimmersion ruined
>>556009885ive been sleeping since the 30th of last month, not doing runs lel im back now tho, and I can finally get drunk again (body finally lost the alcohol)
you can shout at italians.exe all you wont, its ok, they wont realize. they arent people
Does the Chiyo song come with her release?
>>556009940Ryona is bad, mnkay?
>>556009885have you not logged in in a monthare you in hachimi
with uma game, youve got to go big
>>556009885Ra you need to save Mambo they are almost S class now without you now!!
> triple friendships training failed at 1%
>>556008729when did dotoposters get so uppity
>>556010510>fail low percentage training>also get practice poor
>>556010417true
matikan has the sexiest voicelines. the char selection screen, NYAHYAH, and bad luck reactions. I adore her>>556010573gross
>>556010573sex with fat umas
>>556005615I don't want to be a guinea pig anymore...
>>556010003Did you fap tho
>>555811026>>555811026>>555811026
ooooooooi...end your life noooooow
>>556010902NooooooooooOkay...
I saw that, globab
>>556011095bwo...
>>556011067Its funny, when someone fails their witcheck
>>556011186>>556011186>>556011186bread
>>556010573HOT
>>556011091Fuck you
