King Fluffybuns EditionPrevious Asgore Enthusiast Collective: >>555940254Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/-The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game>https://deltarune.com-The New Game's Progress>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/winter2025/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Books-Undertale Artbook>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Legends of Localization - Undertale>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi-Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Undertale Image Collections>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-Booru>https://utg.vidya.pics/-Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg-/vg/ League team>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/-Wanna change the font?>https://rentry.org/utg-font-Current whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95738996-2758-0750-Previous whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95728925-5720-9715-Current Magma: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh-Previous Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh-WorldOfText: https://ourworldoftext.com/utg-Pippins Wiki>https://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org-Thread Template (make sure to paste the current whiteboard links)>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
>>556010149*blocks your path*
thread warning: you are stupid!
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>556010262>>556009552>*crumbles to dust*Sexy
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>556010291Loved watching her be born, nice work
Thank you based baker for saving us
>>556010225Mmmh nice thing to see before bed
>>556010225Seeing this artist's Asgore art after a long day is like a cool drink of water after venturing through a desert>>556010341My pleasure, I looked over the last thread a bit but didn't see any new Whiteboard/Magma links so I hope they're correct
>>556010007 What we used to know as an average utger is now an endangered species, drawfags have become the dominant group in the general now
>>556010541Thank god, let it stay this way foreverBtw if you want power just pick up the pencil PUSSY
>>556010726Ok *inserts pencil into pussy and starts drawing*
>>556010531These are the right whiteboards, and the magma shouldn't need to be updated in a long time since we just got a new one and that can last idk what a year? who knows
If everyone is drawfag then no one is
>>556010541>>556010950Depressing
>utg having a crisis because on weekends the anchors are full
>>556010950More people should write, sing and cook to express their love of their faves
I love fish
>>556010726You and your little scribble squad are going to fall one day, drawfagger. You just wait and see.
>>556011232i cook but fave eats it all before i can share it with the thread
I play Fave in Attack Mode
kriscemberelle>kriselle>desselle>ralkrusielleley>ralkriscemberusielley>
>>556010950Then who was drawfag?
>>556011470ralkriscemberusielleyriel
just fuck my shit up
>>556011613
Am I the only Krarol fan here?
>>556011613What is diddy blud playing on da calculator
>>556012162>KrarolWhat is that? Kraut and Carol?
>>556012238No it's those little colored sticks you could draw with back in kindergarten
>>556012162I think it's too OOC but it can be super interesting and hot if done right.
>>556012238Kristmas Carol
You look at your fave's search history and you notice that they're obsessively searching about life insurance payments and how to collect them. What do you do?
>>556012831Casually bring up in conversation that life insurance should be illegal and a punishable criminal because it puts a price on the life (and death) on a person, and that only vultures and scavengers use life insurance policies.
Kris Deltarune loves manipulating and gaslighting Susie "It is my favorite thing to do" said Kris
>>556012831RAM prices will go down eventually faveBe patient
goap
>>556014216goot
>>556014216Nigga you do not start out using cutesy ways of devolving the word goat, you start out saying and properly saying "goat" then devolve it over several posts. Goofy bitch.
>>556014285>>556014326goofy goof ball goat :3
Kriselle and Krusie and Ralsusie
>>556014383cute fluffy plushy goat
>>556014467warm and cozy goat
We will drop all the drawfags into a battle royal type scenario and be left with only the strongest. This is the only way.
>>556014510sharp dressed gotes
>>556014608tea bag goat
Aaaaaand there it it’s folks. Quality posting is over in favor of the same garbage goat spam that has been seen for years before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPv13qroJ0Click for hype moments and aura featuring Queen Deltarune
>>556014823We know Tony Snark
>>556014823now that i know that one of them is a ewhore that revealed their disgusting rotting lower half I lol
>>556014575I'll job
>>556012831I will help fave fake his own death
>>556014575I will solo
Han Solo DeltaruneWhat changes?
>>556010149Hooman!
>>556015485Someone seems to have placed a hooman on my goob
Wait I just fucking realized somethingIn the chapter 5 Mike scene teaser instead of Castle Funk the song that plays is My Castle TownWhat does this MEEAAAANNNNN
Your mission, should you accept it, is to pair the Dreemurr sons with the Holiday daughters, thus ensuring the continuation of the bloodline.
Finding that burying my face within my own hands is insufficient as I try to plan out what spontaneous and romantic gestures I can perform for Asgore over the coming weekend since I've been really wanting to do something of the like for a while, until eventually I simply give up and locate him flipping through a gardening magazine in the living room so I can immerse myself in his big soft hands for a little while instead (he knows I accomplish my most effective brainstorming within this configuration and was thankfully understanding, in return I flipped his pages for him and later made peanut butter cookies to share as a fair exchange of goods and services [I planned to do this anyway]). In the passenger's seat of Asgore's truck besides the goat himself listening to one of his favorite country music CDs as we idle for a minute on the driveway in hopes of warming up both the engine and driver compartment, during which he's cutely alternating between tapping the wheel and squeezing my mittened hand to the rhythm of a song he particularly enjoys (he was also very quietly humming the lyrics in what must have been an attempt to obfuscate his beautiful voice, and although I was tempted to encourage him to let it out I also didn't want him to become embarrassed upon learning that I could hear him so I simply resolved to motivate him slowly over time). Reconvening with Asgore after he finishes harvesting some mixed berries from his backyard fruit garden into a bowl on the kitchen counter and I finally complete tidying every room in the house, and after a while of sitting there I look over and ask if he would like to make out a little as a reward for concluding our individual businesses (he claimed he should probably grab a shower first but I countered that he smelled excellent from digging around in his garden and probably tasted even better due to sampling some of the berries, but gradually we reached a mutual agreement of smooching in the shower together and shook on it)
>>556015584Hoomans and gote naturally stay together.
>>556015935Sometimes for the worst, like if one of the hoomans made a devious plan or something
good morning i love them
Three heroes appeared to banish the Angel's Heaven.Three heroes appeared to banish the Angel's Heaven.Three heroes appeared to banish the Angel's Heaven.He lied.
One ending he said. Is there anything he says that's true.
>>556016789that he's japanese
''I made this mod'' he said. Is there anything he says that's true?
>>556016172The gote ended up forgiving her so it's all good
>>556017036I write everything. Some things I did program. I still don't know what the other guy has that I didn't ask him for.Also, I'm not charging money and delaying for seven years while my customers die of the sicknesses they get in year seven.
If you ship suselle, you are shipping a pedophile's ship
goob
>>556017482i'm late to the party but i can't get over the fact that fnaf porn is canon to american political history now
>>556019127goog
>>556017209>>556017482Links with butter and blue cheese
>>556019210goot
>>556019258smoog
I pirated FL studio and made a few retarded beats and I got gamemaker and made a rustic plataformer and a meaningless zelda clone walking simulatorI never write tho because I esl devil
>>556017482>>556019208i am eternally grateful that he got whacked in 2019, because if he had lived to 2021 there would have been a real nonzero chance that i had interacted with a goat or doeposter that was actually unironically literally epstein and that's a terror that i am glad is not in my life
>>556019359smooch
I hope the knowledge that epstein ships suselle makes toby do a 180, delay the game and change it to make them as platonic as everHe sounds like the type of petty aitist that does thatJust likw the type of petty autust that donates thousands for his own charity so the right name appears in a dialogue box
>>556019417kissu
Pedo isle aside that Jeffy guy sounded like a good time
>>556019470mwah!
>>556019532I have to go now. See you later, fren!*kisses you goodbye*
>>556019452Epstein is ded who cares
>>556019649cya! <3
* The doctor has arrived in the thread!
Is there a game that has music like Deltarune but without the shit story
>>556019653Toby would care alot for no fucking reason
>>556015817lovely post as always
>>556017482Loli and shota GODS stay winning.
>>556019808homestuck
These threads have shown more love towards asgore then toby ever will
>>556019954He said without the shit story
>>556019954>male pregnancy
>>556019954Homestuck is not a videogame
>>556019698>>556019649>>556019532>>556019417>>556019258>>556019210>>556019127>>556015817Terrible posts typed by a tranny rape victim you hate to see it
>>556019808undertale
>>556019808Umineko
Help me understand the plot hereSo people think the Roaring Knight created a Dark Fountain in the Church in order to target Toriel, because she was expected to be at the Church until the rain/boning Sans. That sounds ~reasonable motivation~, but conceptually difficult to imagine.So, wouldn't the Knight have to make a fountain in an empty room. Like... they have eyes, they'd SEE that Toriel, and everyone else from choir practice, just wasn't at the church.The Knight didn't just make one fountain they made two, wandering around the empty building, just... hoping Toriel would walk in like an idiot?
>>556021264Yes
>556020616I agree on the asriel ones, but leave Asgorefag alone he is the backbone of these threads
>>556021365...Is the Roaring Knight an idiot?
>>556021394NTA but I honestly wouldn't rule it out especially if it's Dess
>>556021264The only way it works is if the Knight was making Dark Fountains from the Dark World, and trying to make a fountain under Toriel since they couldn't see her but was expecting her to be in that position. It even explains why they made two, because the first attempt failed, maybe opening a second one might snag her.
Huh? What's up, Spamton? What got you looking so- OH MY GOD
>>556021369You can stop talking in the third person now
>>556021264The Knight was never after Toriel. She was a bait for Undyne, and then the Knight was targeting Alvin. Both of these people know Shelter codes and the Knight doesn't want Susie finding them out.
>>556021846You can stop talking in general now
>>556021264The knight wanted to teach you how to beat a titan, that's why it got Alvin to dig up Gerson 'the hammer's gerson to help
>>556006131I like how 70's this is
>>556021951>Toriel was bait for UndyneEhhh. I mean, I can't disprove that but it seems like bullshit. Why would Kris put his mom in, quote "grave danger" as bait?
Chapter one is too simple Chapter two is hetslopChapter 3 was rushed Chapter 4 is too boring At the end of the day, we hate Deltarune
>>556014575we start copulating
>>556022140But Jockington was the one who taught how to beat a titan.
>>556022159We're talking about the same Kris who continues the plan even on Weird RouteEither the Knight's plan will "fix everything in the end" one way or another or Kris is coping that it will
>>556022184you can't just make up words like hetslop
>>556021369He is not a backbone
>>556022242You beat it even if you don't talk to jockington. Is talking to him optional, I forget
>>556021394Yes.>>556021951Alvin is irrelevant and won't be kidnapped.
>>556010291Gorgeous. I want to reach through the screen and feel her. Shoutout to all the art pieces last thread that didn't have a reply, I really like them, I had to go to bed early but I would have.... I would have... *tears begin forming in dark anime eyes and dark torn scarf starts flowing in the wind darkly*
Would your fave kiss the wall?
>>556022569Maybe. They like some walls.
I don't think Susie was supposed to be in Act 3 according to Kris' plan.Kris didn't ask Susie to sleep over, Toriel asked to her stay over. You can say "Oh, Kris knew Toriel would not let her walk home alone with a criminal outside" but she was as equally likely to call a cab for Susie, or let Undyne take her home since there was no reason to expect she'd take hours to arrive.What does Susie do in Chapter 3 that is critically important for Kris' schemes to succeed?? Nothing.Meanwhile Kris actively has to have Tenna distract and delay her the entire time so she doesn't fuck everything up. She's a net negative to the plan.If things had gone as Kris intended, the Knight could've done whatever they needed to Toriel and kidnap Undyne with ease.Tenna would just have to distract Ralsei and the Soul, which wouldn't be hard since Ralsei and the Soul are obsessed with fun and friendship and would've easily been duped by Tenna's games.
>>556021951This just swapped one problem for another. Why did the Knight open the fountain if Alvin wasn't there?
>>556023169Kris needed Susie there for prophecy bullshit.
>>556023169>THE KNIGHT WHICH MAKES WITH BLACKENED KNIFE.>SHALL DUEL WITH HEROES STRIFE BY STRIFE.The Prophecy says that the heroes must get into encounters with the Knight and Susie is one of the heroes
>>556023279Alvin WAS there, he dug up Gerson's hammer and put it in his desk. He then got kidnapped as according to plan and is now no longer there.
>>556023448What prophesy bullshit? The only chapter 3 prophesy stuff is the TV getting cut in half.The prophesy is gonna happen regardless, you don't need to make it happen, otherwise that's a paradox.
>>556022159>Ehhh. I mean, I can't disprove that but it seems like bullshit.Why does the Knight use the tractor beam that doesn't do anything to Toriel, but immediately whisk away Undyne?
>>556023526If it was about stopping the shelter codes from getting out why doesn't the knight steal the guitar?Why not just kill Alvin and Undyne. They got a big ass sword. They gonna cause the apocalypse anyway.
>>556023526>Fanfiction
Remember by Marge Wgere Are We theory.The knight is trying to make undertale it was after Toriel but took Undyne because it's really after all the six main charactersAlphys and Papyrus are next if it's not able to grab Toriel on a third attempt
>>556023610>you don't need to make it happenThe plot of the game is the Knight and Kris making the prophecy happen though
>>556023169>act 3
>>556023169Kris likes Susie too much to not go on adventures with her.>>556023631Knight doesn't want to wake Toriel up which is why they don't immediately kidnap her and use the tractor beam instead.
The twist is gonna be that the knight is the good guy and was actually trying to stop the end of the world and Ralsei was the villain all along who tricked you guys into his planHe will try to cause the apocalypse using you
>>556023610>you don't need to make it happenThe only scenario that makes sense to me right now is that Kris and the Knight are deliberately trying to make it happen for their own purposes. This requires Susie because she's one of the three heroes.
>>556023631Tenna said it's be better if she was asleep for it, so that means it would still work if she was awake (so not like, stealing dreams)She has no soul as a monster.She might be stealing Toriel's eggs? Eggs are a thematic element in the story.
>>556023903>Knight doesn't want to wake Toriel upIs it because she is the queen and canonically the second most powerful monster in all of the species only below Asgore himself?
>>556023169I think making Susie meet the Knight and get mad at it might actually be good for when Kris betrays her since she'll be too focused on fighting the threat to see it comingKris going on a Dark World adventure without her at all would be really suspicious as well
>>556023961>>556023861That causes a temporal paradox. The prophesy exists because Gaster already observed it happen, and wrote it down.If they're trying to fulfill the prophesy for the sake of doing what's in the prophesy then we're in a loop.
RAAAAAHHGH I LOVE FAVE
>>556023767>The Knight is going to end the world anywayThe Knight doesn't want to cause the Roaring (for the sake of ending the world) or they would've done it already. >Why not steal the guitar?I don't have a logical answer for this because there isnt one. The Knight being a Holiday can explain this with an emotional answer, at least (it's a momento).
the annoying dog is the angel
>>556024595keep my fleshlight out of this
where is my servant?
>>556024060Probably. Knight would probably get her ass kicked
>>556024516Me...
replace a word with rape in a deltarune/undertale songbefore the rape
I hope we, the soul/player, get a chance to beat Kris' ass
>>556025527Me tooI like to purposefully get hit so it hurts kris too
hey guys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHqLgThE1wYNew speedrun is up
>>556025828It's funny that this series makes kris look like an assholebut it's lame that it's basically a telltale-tier retelling so nothing substantial changes because deltarune fans suck at writing fanfiction
what do you want from ch5?
posting the love of my life, Ralsei
>>556026451all my predictions to be correct and all my enemies to be wrong.
>>556026451Revelations, poison plants, Asriel's return and Ralsei friendship moments
>>556026451I'm kind of hoping for it to be the chapter that highlights the main cast's massive character flaws
>>556026451New goon material
>>556026451I want Toby to insert a joke about Ralsei getting chubby from eating cake all night
>>556026451More Kris and Susie moments because they are easily the best parts of the game.
>>556026583Pet the Ralsei
>>556026451the prophecy plot ending in ch5 and changing the future plot beginning
>>556021846HULK STRONGEST THERE IS!
>>556026451Kris takes Carol to the festival
>>556017482This enraged the yurifags so hard they started buying botted likes for their quote tweets btw
>>556027441do you unironically think this graph proves anything or is this just bait?
>>556027556did kris do it for dark pussy?
VALENTINES NEWSLETTER WHEN
>>556027653It's a non-zero possibility
>Holiday family Older sibling is a knightYounger sibling is a wizard >Dreemurr family Older sibling is a wizard Younger sibling is a knight
>>55602766014/02/2027
>>556017482The most Reddit meme ever 4channed
>>556026451Answers
Reposting because of gay timezones/new bread>what is it?Small-scope Chara x Anon green that was intended to be about the new year and double date of sorts, involves guns because I've succumbed to brainworms and you lot are a good-bad influence on me. Basically just wanted to build up and have fun with a specific scene in my head.>linkhttps://rentry.org/utdr-gun-range-dd
>>556028223>Chara x Anonplease get help.
>>556028072
>>556028223Please don't get help
>>556027607Correlation isn't causation but is still a very funny coincidence for the site known for having a ton of bots on there.
Sex with monsters
Am I the only one who doesn’t give a fuck about self inserting? I don’t like y/n fanfictions, I don’t like POV, I don’t yumeship, I don’t have meltdowns over being allowed to call Kris by my headcanon pronouns (which extremely coincidentally are my pronouns), I don’t want to fuck Noelle so much I’m making a mod for Kris to do it, I DON’T FUCKING CARE. I’m not the characters. The characters are the characters.
>>556025218Rape of Justice
>>556028884I am the opposite. Self-insert content strongly appeals to me. Kris is one of the best self-insert characters for me. Definitely in my top 10 self-insert characters of all time. Grimm is still better.
>>556017482if he was into ut/dr he'd be a charafag
>>556025218Your Rape Friend
>>556025218she is raping the piano
>>556029254I feel like that’s a really boring and lessening way to engage with stories
>>556025218The Place Where It Raped
>>556029254Your mom strongly appeals to me
>>556028223>Housewife Frisk in greenKeep posting Chara anon
>>556029315WRONG. He would be an Alphyne/Susellefag
>>556028884Character writing is Toby's main strength, plus I generally like character-driven stories, so I usually don't think about self-insert stuff.
with enough effort you can even headcanon Chara was one of epstein's victims if you think about it
>>556029861>Mt. Ebott is located on Epstein Island
With enough effort, you can put a fat log in the toilet.
>>556029718he's not a furry
we don't like kris here
we like kris waaaaaaaaaaaaayyy over there
We LOVE Kris here
>>556025218It's Rape Time!
>>556030229He literally jerked off to FNAF furry futa porn
Kris may treat every single person in their life like absolute shit but I will save them because I am Superman
>>556025218Rape Buster
kris walks around town, sticking their face up to walls really close to see how detailed the towns textures are
This winter has been rough. I can't wait for summer- fave
Kris is going to suffer a heart attack
Kris is going to suffer a liver attack
Toby is going to suffer a wrist attack.
Temmie is going to suffer a dick attack.
off topic but which specific fnaf porn has epstein watch
Rudy is going to suffer an ass gore attack
>>556031525Futa sfw FNaF porn with Foxy and Bonnie
>>556031723Sfm*
Toby is going to suffer a quirky attack
this was toby's plan all along wasn't it?
I am going to suffer a content deficit attack
>>556031935You're missing one...https://files.catbox.moe/oeyb3g.png
>>556024165I'm pretty sure they're stuck in a time loop and the knight and Kris are collaborating to get out of the prophecy somehow. Maybe to feed Susie to the prophecy instead of Noelle or dess.
>>556026451It to be based enough to make my schizotheories real
>>556032485>Maybe to feed Susie
>>556031935green toby irradiates your balls if you fuck him then you become sterile and get ball cancer
imagine deltarune but fully releasedit would be so epic
>>556032987All worth it to have a big meltdown deep inside his nuclear core
dumbass robot
The Delta of Rune : Family Guy of Time
>>556033224He's very good at taking sticks to his face
is there some sort of guide for how to properly write spamton dialogue
Dum dee dumFartin on Ralsei
steppin on da fave doo doo doo dooooooooo
>>556033330lol
Out of the Undertales I think Mettaton would have the most fun fighting game moveset
I think Deltarune is kind of a mid game. Definitely not worth the development cost/time at least
time poop and turd entity still canon
>>556033893Thats why I pirated it
>>556033984I loved turd entity in the chapter 2 days but with what we know now it's just much more reasonable and interesting if Kris is a dipshit with truly evil thoughts
>>556028356There is no help for this fucking sorry soul anon. If I squint hard enough a leash looks like a wedding ring. Being dragged by he collar into headpats after cutting sleep close to bake her brownies makes my heart flutter. I simultaneously have the down bad of the rapefags and also the innocence of vanilla in one foul fusion.
>that's why I pirated this handcrafted singleplayer storyfocused indie game when the industry is drowning in multiplayer skinnerbox and gashaslop
>>556032987lifehack to get your insurance to approve ball removal surgery
>>556033984Time loop is peak
kris.
>>556034182Ill pirate it again onve its fully out
>>556033883Pitch your ideas for his moveset
>>556034453yis
>>556034737what an ugly girl
the player being a pirate is canon in my headcanon (only thing that matters for toby)
Kris I wish
>>556035485me on the right
>>556035951
>>556036078aniki...
>>556034737such wide hips
i desire kris carnally
>>556033883I agree, you could do all kinds of inspector gadget bullshit with him
>>556036235oniichan*
>>556035485Mmm yeah lock me in a cage baby
>>556034591NTA but Mettaton has a theme of delayed/settable projectiles in his fight (the robots that shoot the hearts, bombs that explode when someone hits them, the disco ball). That plus the fact they're probably going to implement the ratings meter somehow makes me think he'd be a super snowbally character. Starts off slow until he can get a knock down and set up some truly disgusting oki.
>>556035018Pedophile
1 2 3 boring post competition go!!
Something I am not clear on and want to discuss:Are there only as many unique prophecy quotes as appeared in chapter 4, or are there thousands, and we only saw as many as would be logical to write for the game?I say this because my favorite aspect of the prophecy as a concept (and really most of what i even like about it) is that it is a dramatic reframing of the story flag sequence in RPGs and also a dramatic reframing of deterministic causality. In both cases there are many more necessary states than the few depicted in the prophecy (for the first one, hundreds, for the second one, infinite)By this line of thinking, what appears in a prophecy panel directly is not as important as simply what appears in the game itself. This creates the wrinkle that even "prophecy breaking moments" are part of the prophecy, but this is absolutely accounted for by Toby. I just don't get exactly to what what end yet, I guess all in service of the one true ending
we love susellewe love epsteinwe're /utg/
>>556037194Those are adult women
The great thing about Toby commercially whoring out Spamton and now hypothetically Mettaton is that they'd both approve of it
>>556037449Epstein would ship them, pedophile
>>556035946You should say "Krist I wist"
>>556037595Toby didn't believe that Spamton could become BIG SHOT. Toby is an idiot.
>>556037629Too old for him
>>556036558inspector gadget mettaton is my favorite mettaton
>>556037406Uuuuhh... I wanna fuck Noelle!!
>>556037692Krish I wish
>>556037408I think there are many more panels than what we've seen, we just saw the relevant part. At least I hope that's the way it is, since it also puts Ralsei in a particularly challenging role where he has to try and piece together thousands of bits of knowledge that are floating somewhere in his mind with no clear way to access them when it's needed. I wonder if at some point he's gonna unlock perfect clairvoyance.
What would happen if you used the thornring on epstein?
>>556034591Fucky stretchy limb attacks with his arms, less Dhalsim and more Necro SF3, along with normals using his legs that let him move in and out while maintaining charge for his oppressive slow projectile game with the mini-Mettatons and bombs
>>556037871Krith I withh
>>556037871I've got Dreemurr feevurr
>>556037754He also thought people wouldn't like Tenna. I think he is a bit stupid.
>>556037408>I say this because my favorite aspect of the prophecy as a concept (and really most of what i even like about it) is that it is a dramatic reframing of the story flag sequence in RPGs and also a dramatic reframing of deterministic causality. In both cases there are many more necessary states than the few depicted in the prophecy (for the first one, hundreds, for the second one, infinite)Can you elaborate on this further? And I don't really get how the prophecy-breaking moments are still part of the prophecy.
>>556038016>t. Veth
>>556037449It's Epsteincoded
>>556038006I think werewire is based on necro, so this feels right
>>556038016This is how you sound after Kris knocks your teeth out
>>556037760He didn't like loli, but grown women yuri
>>556038276
>>556038345Kris has the arm strength of a dying child
>>556038434
>>556038371jeffrey epstein known for his lack of attraction to children
>>556038586
>>556038493Kris can lob a hockey puck at lightning speed even if they have the musculature of a little gnomish forest creature they have deadly technique
>>556038631
>>556038746goof ball
>>556038786
>>556038994brb phone call
Kissing Tenna's beautiful flower!
>>556038627
toby fox known for his lack of attraction to foxgirls
>>556038036I would love to, this is one of my favorite ideas in DR, I'm really impressed by it... I also may be too tired or stupid to say this very well. Deltarune features a representation of deterministic fate (e.g. nobody can choose who they are in this world, and especially the all-important one ending that literally drove the creation of the whole project.) Toby loves to turn game design into story (very cool) and he does this at every turn. I can't phrase it that well but it seems very clear that the story flag sequence is incorporated as part of this determinism idea (as well it should be, that's too good of an idea not to use)Every action in this, or any world, was determined entirely by the actions that came before (causality), so free will does not really exist as many think of it. However the angel (the player, and gaster who is Toby fox) exist outside of the world they interact with, and aren't confined to the rules of causality of the world they interact with. (Also include noelle, who has angel themes and plays video games, clearly paralleling the player angel).It is odd that our presence doesn't throw things off and create infinite possibilities based on our minutest actions, but there must be some limiter in play (because obviously that would be unreasonable and impossible to design)Basically, every time you start this game, the same sequence imagined and written by Toby Fox happens exactly the same way, unavoidably. (The weird route initially seemed very much to be an escaping of this sequence, but as it itself was still designed by him that makes it even more complex and interesting. A path as diverged as the weird route still leading to the same ending doesn't make deterministic sense but it is still in service of the fate theme.) Every moment that happens was decided years ago, by Gastoby. This creates the drama of the characters wanting their impossible freedom, and the meaning of freedom should be very obvious here
>>556038627Pedofags usually hate 2D somehow
>>556039169Extremely bold post coming from /pol/ that is now confirmed to be manufactured by pedo elites
>>556038371that fnaf video was literally loli the girl is looks like 15 and is getting raped. If anything kriselle, the ship which main roll in the story is a third party forcing a teen girl into sexually adjacent servitude
>>556039234>but there must be some limiter in play (because obviously that would be unreasonable and impossible to design)I think the limiter is Kris and this is how Tobert connects (You)r input in the world with the themes of personal agency and choice that Kris deals with as the protagonist of the non-meta storyKris stopping us when it's to help the Knight but not stopping us when it comes to Weird Route shit feels especially important
Which underrune would wield the sacred White Girl Sweep?
>>556039657100% Susie Move
>>556039573>If anything kriselle, the ship which main roll in the story is a third party forcing a teen girl into sexually adjacent servitudethat's not true, we're forcing kris, noelle is consensual
>>556039518polniggers are just like that
>>556039573Pretty sure the girl is an adult woman from Resident Evil
>>556039734delusional or crippling autistic and can't read the feelings of others, call it.
>>556039974Much better than that other popular guy’s overdesigned eyesore
>>556039553terrified ralsei outgrows his fear of thumbs
>>556039168This but its femtenna and by beautiful flower I mean uh
>>556039648A timeline where the soul moves minimally vs one where the soul vibrates constantly, assuming any amount of influence over the space around it, should be quite different, but there is zero change. However, this can be somewhat logically explained with "the soul exists in a strange state where it is only capable of influencing an extremely narrow range of things, through its vessel" and otherwise the soul has a weird phantasmal lack of influenceExcept........it can push things around (angel doll in chapter 4 for example)Yep, it's over, I have no good explanation for this. I'll just say that type of moment is not meant to be read into in that way, because I still think the idea of the soul is to be an actor not tied to the causality of the world
Do you think the Dreemurr have a tail? There's nothing in the game that might suggest that beside maybe ralsei's cart in chapter 2
A year has passed and shayy's cancelation still surprises meHe literally had little to no indication of being a mega groomer
>>556040326bait used to be believable
>>556040189Well you CAN go anywhere in the bits where you're separated from Kris but you're still limited by what you can physically do and you're stuck in an enclosed spaceLike theoretically if there was an open window you could fly out and cause all kinds of mayhem
>>556040137Kissing her beautiful 'flower' too!
>>556021264The Knight definitely opened the Sanctuary fountains for a completely different reason
>>556040152This one is adorable
I am the biggest Carol fan
>>556039657Mettaton and the Knight
>>556040304absolutelyyou gotta have a handle for when you go at him from behind
>>556037692Krist I list
>>556023873Are there Echoes in here?
>>556040326Has it been a year already?
>>556039901Toby removed the rose that implied rape and made the ARG confirming that her smile is genuine.
The goat is peeved
>>556040591Femspamton is so lucky...
>>556041039beautiful
>>556040326He was a tranny, so inevitably he was a groomer
>>556041224He removed it because people were taking it far too literally/as an inpregnation thing which it isnt. The main themes of loss of consentand innocence and manipulation are still there. Also that ADG doesnt necessarily have to be referring to the thornring scene, we have no idea what this is referring to yet, a past or future future event? Noelle? Presumably but we dont know that for sure. It could be after shes "Used up", what if something/someone else becomes noelle. it's "Her". This could mean anything and its so obvious noelle is upset by the events of the weird route this has to be bait.
Noelle genuinely enjoys Weird Route in the same way Kris does and that's what the fucked up twist to her being Used up will be
>>556042883Cope
Toby has a rape fetish and realised too late that it was bleeding into his game so he put a stop to it
>>556043116tobys real fetish ruining the game is throuple cuckshit
>>556042412Just wanting to remind a few things in this discussion>Toby is not the sole developer in the projectHe's in a team and has admitted that the team works as a team, he's made compromises with his vision for the team (not saying DR isn't his baby, he's extremely invested but he is not the only hand shaping the clay). And no, neither of us have any idea what he was referring to that in the interview or to its extent, only that this is the case on some level.>By removing the rose Toby's Team practically confirmed that as the way to view the sceneStreisand Effect is a wonderful thing, also with how the other platforms handled it (no emergency patch/unlisting), this is a Toby's Team artistic decision and not ESRB.Can't comment on the ARG interpretation because it is all up to personal interpretation as far as I can tell.
>>556043093Just because Noelle is a little bit fucked up and evil that doesn't mean you can't like her Anon
>>556043201but the only throuple in the game is a gag that dies instantly?
that one rose animation has forever tainted discussion of the chapter 4 weird routedo you think toby regrets this?
>>556043394Susie, Kris and RalseiSusie, Kris and NoelleBratty, Catty and BurgerpantsKing, Queen and TennaAsgore, Toriel and Sans
>>556043342I would enjoy noelle more if she was fucked up and evil but she really has no malicious tendencies? Not like kris or susie at least. We'll see and I wouldnt be opposed if she did.
>>556043394One of ralsei's valentine's letters is openly riendly towards the idea of polyamory for the player/reader and polymorphism looms ominously over the fun gang shipping bullshit
>>556043725rouxls mistakes the fun gang for being a throuple too.toby needs to jack off before writing
>>556042412That's your interpretation and it's fine, I had it too but now doesn't seem likely to me seeing what toby is teasing.Why toby removed the rose is also an interpretation
>>556043716I think she has a lot of bottled up frustrations (which could be resolved if she just talked to the people she's frustrated with honestly instead of being a doormat) and is especially bothered by feeling powerless and what do you know here's her opportunity to Grow StrongerShe probably doesn't fully want to nuke Berdly the same way Kris doesn't but that doesn't mean she can't learn to want to when forced hard enough
>>556010149Asgore is the closest character to who I am.so, who would you be in in UT/DL?
>>556043402No, he did it on purpose because he hates us
>>556043402i think he is salty because ch5 was supposed to ship with the other 2, and something in ch5, being the flower chapter, probably recontextualized it. so we're looking at it with pieces missing.
>>556044396Actually extremely good theory for why he didn't recognize how it would look
Should Toby make an M rated game after he's finished Deltarune?
>>556044476Temmie Soccer WorldM is because of realistic gore
>>556043840Toby has been rententionmaxxing since chapter 1 release. We're only at the tip of the iceberg
>>556044396It's his own fucking fault ch5 wasn't ready on time.
>>5560419363 goots...the boopening...
>>556044636i'm excited for it. it must be truly schizo if it took this long
>>556040639This is the kinda shit I'm about
>>556044476It'd only be natural for the king to enter the arena
>>556040639holy lol
i dont like undertale or deltarune im sorry
>>556044476he doesnt even put swears in it
>>556045019I admire his restraint i cant stop swearing around kids irl i dont know how he does it
>>556045154Waiter! More of whatever this is please
>>556045019
>* But I Still Possess One Thing>* You Three Will Never Have>* Detachable Handsthis line is fucked up if kris really is going to lose a hand.
>>556010726>pick up a pencil!HaaaaaHahahahHahaAHAHAHAHA *laugh grows more lower pitch, distorted, and evil**grabs groundhog and holds it up like a Chaos Emerald and Chaos Controls away*
>>556045154I wonder how much merch ends up in a dump, 30 years later we see some African child with a haphazardly improvised repaired Ralsei plush.
>>556044476Yes, a game where you can sex EVERY character
>>556044051Yes this is basically what I think is going to happen, tobys a nuanced enough writer he'll be able pull off that subtle characterization but I dont like how people take it mean that noelle is secretly LE EVIL and LIKES whats happening the whole time
>>556045424
>>556046320snowcoomers will be insufferable no matter what.
>>556046320>but I dont like how people take it mean that noelle is secretly LE EVIL and LIKES whats happening the whole timePeople have thought it about every character at this point, it's inevitable. Autism and edge is a deadly combo.
>>556045154nye tak tak tak tak
ralsei touches children
>>556045154Seeing plushy's expression change is funny.
>>556040639Me on the right
>>556047081i touch ralsei
>>556046320I don't think it's that she's LE EVIL and LIKES what's happening so much as she is BECOMING LE EVIL and beginning to LIKE what's happeningOf course she's not really in her right mind but we (and Kris through our input) are preying on those feelings and Noelle is transforming as a person as result of doing and experiencing things she never would normally, and now she's going to think that she's our and Kris's accomplice and confidant and get Used up anyway because she ultimately never grew out of her doormat follower nature in this route and we gotta get to wherever it is these buttons from Kris's head are leading us to
>>556047081More like the opposite
>>556047919and then she rapes his throat
Toby is saying that weakwilled people (like most women) become evil because they are ok with following orders. So if their government become evil so they become.that's the weird route commentary
How can you have bird love, for a pheasant, you've never heard of?
>>556047325I still dont super love this characterization but its not because your opinion or interpretation wrong I just think it will be kind of lame is she becomes evil its a little too like lame creepypasta tier for me but then again if I just was told about the thorn ring scene instead of playing it I would have thought it was lame but it was very well written, so hopefully even if it does turn out like this I'll still like it. People are changed by their experiences so while I wouldnt like her personality flipping like that, its only in one route and it would make sense.>>556046474>>556046660Truth nuke
>>556044781This quote is a mistranslation. He's calling Japan "king of eroge", he doesn't consider himself one. That being said, he probably played MGQ.
>>556048491>little too like lame creepypasta tierthat was the ending of genocide run
I feel like a lot of you guys claim to want nuanced characterization but fail to identify any nuanced characterization that is already in the game.
>>556048709Yes but that was a kind-of dumb concept written very well, so that leaves me hopeful for the weird route.
>>556048917Lancer chapter 1 "betraying" Susie
>>556023861Bs. The prophecy says the knight loses
>>556048335This but unironicallyWeird Route is Kris's punishment AND reward for giving up their agency because we will give them their deepest desire but destroy everything in the process
He is the king of performative media literacy nuance
eh
>>556048335Toby is not based enough to even indirectly say that
>>556049302
>>556049586hes a baaa
the moral of deltarune is that mayor charal is a liberal centrist chud, and that leftists should vote third party
>>556049254Thats a Three for Me meme special
>>556049254stupid fucking smug bitch.I wanna wipe that dumbass smirk out of his face with my cock
>>556049684Gaster party?
>>556049645And he knows it
>>556049857he's baaa to the bone
>>556047919and he rapes her throat
how literate is toby fox anyways
>>556049972>dunu-nunu-nunun
>>556049645>>556049972BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>556050148More literate than the average fox
>>556050159>>556050206THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
>>556049175>The characters having information I don't RAPED ME
>>556050148he's written 2 successful games known for their music and writing.
>>556050276KEK
>>555744246Context?
>>556050346the bar is low
>>556023610The prophecy will happen regardless, but if you make it happen then you can bend interpretation and things that happen between the lines.
>>556050346mario and pokemon
>>556050148Well, he's read the bible...and after that I'm not so sure. He's probably read some lovecraft
>>556050418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXLvfxYC5NQ
>>556050286This is taking too long. I dont think I can afford to wait anymore
>>556050563
>>556050793
deltarune sucks because it doesnt have cool military guys with guns and explosions
did spamton really think he could impersonate these guys? who does he think he is?
>>556050563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqPkaG3zxsA
>>556010262more genderbent mtt and bp
>>556044476Why is Pibby in this? She doesn't smile.
>>556050756It affects only your patience. Are you a child?
>>556050834
>>556050860Uhhhh DELTArune? You know, named after DELTA Force?Che, can you guys believe this normie?
>>556050860Ralsei literally hugs Nicolas Maduro to death in the ending of Chapter 4
>>556050886>>556050976
uhhh guys.....
deltarune SUCKS because its not battlefield 4 (which is a computer game i am currently playing on my computer)
>>556051050Ralsei dancing gifs are underappreciated*SLAMS table*NOT this year!
>>556050932No, but i get sick sometimes. I was a child when the games first chapter came out
>>556048709It was kino and Toby should do it more
>>556051050
>>556050793NOW he's groovin'
>>556051105The 4 keys to the kingdom.....
DECEMBERKRISCOMBI
>>556051145>>556051191>>556051260
>>556010291>new fuzzy pippins artWOO YEAH YAY YAHOO YIPPE YAY!!!!
>>556051158You're being overly dramatic, this isn't the first time I've seen you post about how you "don't think you can afford to wait anymore."
>>556051327
STOP DANCING
>>556051356Because it's still trueI cannot afford to wait anymore.
Deltarune sucks because there's no kill streaks. Why can't I call in my AC-130 and defeat the bosses?
>>556051437>>556051469
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>556010291>that looks pretty cool dice ar->curvy leg with high heels*stop talking and jaw drops as mental facilities begin hibernation process as hormones and bloodflow are activated by the Goon Protocol*
>>556051553
>>556051327>>556051437>>556051553
i think the reason toby is taking so long is because he feels the ending is gonna be shit and people will hate him and the internet will do a 180 and he will watch his fame crumble and he is really paranoid about it
>>556051521Again, are you a child? It's a toy. You can't afford it? What is it costing you?
>>556051569soft boyfriend drops 15 metal pipes etc etc>>556051665>>556051682
>>556051759ralsei donut...
>>556051737My health. And my time. I feel like my time is being taken advantage of. The games I play don't take 10 years for me to finish.
>>556051734>Toby is turning into Spamton
>>556050892I love this anon
>>556051759
>>556051808what do you wanna do with ralsei donut?>>556051926
>>556051926
>>556051469Isn't that the plot of Footloose
>>556052026Footloose, footloose~Something something words footloose get loose
>>556051892>My healthCoL, what the fuck are you talking about?>And my timeTime is going to pass regardless of what video games release. You aren't losing anything.
>>556051985
>>556052010>>556052294
>>556052139feet, foot feet
I hope in Chapter 5 Toby codes in the Knight jumping out of the screen and cleaves CoL in half
oh its that time of the day you guys just repost spam the thread with ralseri without saying anythingcool.
How come when Barret from FF7 lost his hand he attached a gun to the stump and went on to save the world but when Kris lost their hand they instead went waa waa waa I must serve Susie up to the Knight or else it might think I'm lame
>>556052172The 'terminally ill CoL Makes-A-Wish to get a personalized and early Chapters 5-7 from Toby' Arc
>>556052345ORDER, ORDER
>>556052474Yeah it's usually around when I pee out my coffee which I know when because the pee smells like coffee isn't biology so interesting where are the molecules even going and doing haha
>>556052474what do you wanna discuss, say what's on your mind>>556052578chaos! chaos!
>>556052610We know Alphys
Mr. Trump, I do believe it's time to send CoL back.
>>556052647I like all the swatches in the board and I always wanted to talk about papyrus in ch5
>>556052576>CoL is unironically dying of brain cancer and that's why he's like this
>>556051894Unironically would be poetic, given how much Toby seems to love the little man.
>>556052794>and I always wanted to talk about papyrus in ch5What about him?
>>556052947he is missing
I'm in love with fave, I knowAnd I know that fave loves me tooI'm in love with fave, I knowI'm in love with every fave too
>>556052647Not a dance gif, but I found this cool cosmic Ralsei
The ending of Deltarune will be incredible but turn off people who can't see beyond cliches and wish fulfillmentJust like Umineko and Everhood 2
>>556052794nyehehehe it is i, the great papyrus! i am bad to... the bone! nyeEHEHEHEbut seriously though i think any serious papyrus discussion will have to wait until he gets his deltarune reveal, chappy 5 hopefully>>556053134that's okay :D
the world where toby becomes a lolcow and acts exactly like spamton.....
>>556053153Those cliches exist for a reason. They appeal to someone.
>>556052931Hussie's gonna be Tenna too
>>556053230CoL what did you mean when you said waiting is costing you your health
>>556053230Toby doesnt care whether others like his game,hes not trying to appeal to as many people as possible, hes following his vision. Can someone post the deltarune version of this same sentiment, I think it was in a newsletter
>>556053306Sounds like he's gonna get stabbed to death, then.
>>556053064Chapter 5 is the schizo chapter, have faith
Watching tasque get 0 replies is like crack to me
>>556053369CoLbros... Not like this....
>>556053816Exactly like this
>>556053619goat>>556053742i would reply to him if i got thrown a question from him
>>556053984Yeah, YOU would
>>556051469No
The most important question for Deltarune Chapter 5 is thisWill there be a new remix of Bergentruckung and ASGORE
>>556053816it all makes sense now
>>556054248>Caramelldansen that periodically slips into G Major
>>556054248Hard to describe what it is that pisses me off so much about this gif
>>556054683Humanpedo slop
What if Kris had a bad allergic reaction to Festival treats and got hospitalized in chapter 5
>>556054802little shit would die out of spite
>>556054248Based>>556054683The long and smexy legs probably
good night utg, i am goating to bed now. cya tomorrow.
>>556054982Burn in Despair!
7 Ways Carol Holiday Is Just Like Your Abuela
>>556054982Good night, fren!
I’m gay and fat and autistic
>>556010262
do you watch youtube theoryslop anon?
>>556055028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s
>>556054802The Anaphylactic Knight...
I love bunny outfits so much
>>556055140Fave...
>>556054982Gote night>>556055140I'm only two of those things, congrats>>556055175I watched an Asriel is the knight theory video once, it seemed pretty good. I usually don't since most theory slop videos I've seen are just that, slop
>>556055175I only read theories from Tumblr, 4chan and personal websites.
>>556054802>Kris performs a tracheotomy on himself with his knife>darkness starts pouring out of his throat>Kris is now inside a Dark World of himself
>>556055175I don't even read theories anywhere but here, occasionally. It's more fun to shoot the shit with anons than to just absorb some rando's take with no opportunity to add to it.
>>556055452erm akshyally fountains can only come from the earth so kris just killed themself like a moronsaid ralsei
>>556055175I don't engage with theoryslop, waste of time
>>556055175youtube generally has become a lot harder for me to watch, but theoryslop especially has so much boilerplate it becomes unwatchable. hey guys, welcome back, my last video was so well received so thanks guys for that but here are my corrections, undertale is a critically successful game made in 2015 SHUT THE FUCK UP. also importantly with any theory video there's a >50% chance the theory is just a complete waste of your time.i probably like big theory chart jpgs more now, since they get right to the point, but those are also so often nonsense still too.
Fave is watching The Invisible Man and his Soon-To-Be Wife and had a laughing fit when the human dude turned out to be gay. Fave wonders if any HMOFAkeks watched this expecting him to fuck the furry woman.
>>556055580Kris just happened to have eaten some dirt with Susie minutes before.
>>556053483>>556052931couple goals
>>556055309
>>556053306you geta (you) too
>>556014863I was going to post this but I guess somebody already did
I shitposted about Spamton and Tenna being an allegory for Toby and Hussie's real life falling out half a year ago, you guys are stealing my jokes.
>>556055910you guys really should start using the anchor more >>556010262
>>556056439You get 5% of the revenue
Can someone jack me off
>>556056596What's in it for me
>>556056596Sure but someone will have to jack me off, what if we formed a circle?
>>556056596yes but only if you're not fugly
>>556056596Depends, what will I get in return if I do that?
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>556056684>>556056642A few drops of semen >>556056680That’ll work >>556056681Oh….
>>556053437But there is no vision anymore. If there was a vision, it was changed in the 4 year wait.
>>556056685Gote night!
>>556054982goat night>>556056685night goat
>>556056685G'night
>>556056774>A few dropsYou got issues there or something buddy?
>>556056774>No compensationYou can forget about it
>>556056526I don't care about money, I'm mad you arbitrarily decided to run with the joke today and ignored when I made the exact same jokes months. I was the projenitor, not you. All of your comedy was taken from ME
newsletter, huh
More like Poosletter
>>556057369>* You got the Poo's Letter.
>>556057186Well, you know what they say, good artists steal and great artists kill, or something.
>>556057651great artists take over germany
wouldn't toby bne tenna tho? as far as i know hussie is the washed up one
>>556054683>>556054713It's cute>>556054972Based
Strikeout Pitch was crazy good this weekThank Fave I have interests besides Deltarune or I would be blowing my brains out every day
>>556055175In the past, yeah. Nowadays, no
>>556055175I don't even watch theorysloppa for FROMSOFT games and those are some of my favorite games ever.
>>556057971>Thank Fave I have interests besides Deltarune or I would be blowing my brains out every dayThe secret is to have attention span issues, so that you can get up from your computer chair, do a 360, sit back down and realize the stuff you were watching is new and fresh again
>>556058115I wonder if the artist has actually watched Madoka including Rebellion
>>556055309Me...
>>556058390I think they drew Madoka before, so probably. I just like magical girl humans
>>556058390the swaps feel fairly character appropriate so probably.
>>556058632frisk looks cute in anything thats cheating
>>556058858Noelle plushie on his shelf
>>556059171Speaking of does anyone have that drawing of a Noelle plushie leaking "stuffing"
>>556059072
>>556059072That's true...
>>556059446Kris also looks cute in anything>>556059916
It's too fuarking cold in my apartment I have becomed Berdly
If Deltarune's a ''good game'' then why doesn't Kris have access to a cool fucking fiery mega death flame sword? Why doesn't Susie have a belt that she taps to transform and equip her reptile combat suit? Why doesn't Ralsei have a cool backwards baseball cap? At least they had the giant robot in Ch.2...
>>556019909Thank you>>556020002I choose to believe it's a case of dragging your favorite characters through the mud to make their good endings more meaningful, so I'm hopeful we'll see Asgore happy by this story's conclusion. Then again, Fangamer currently sells both Napstablook and Monster Kid plushes but not an Asgore one, so perhaps I'm wrong and the future isn't too bright after all
>>556058852The purple girl(Homura) is forced to reset time over and over again because the pink one(Madoka), who's the love of her life keeps dying/turning into a witch everytime. After a fuckton of loops she develops an unhealthy obsession with Madoka and becomes really posessive of her. Only Homura remembers all the timeloops, so Madoka is always meeting her for the first time at the beginning of each loop. In rebellion, Homura becomes megalucifer to stop Madoka from sacrificing herself.You probably know on a surface level that Madoka Magica is "dark" and MadoHomu is "toxic yuri" but if you don't watch the show, you don't actually know the extent of how toxic the yuri is.
>>556060451they don't sell merch of any character that toby considers a major spoiler
>>556060451its kind of bullshit they don't sell a queen plush
>>556060451Asgore plush when chapter 5 drops TRUST.
>>556060421CoL...
>>556060596
What did Tobert Robert Foxert mean by this
>>556060870I don't think CoL liked the giant robot parts
>>556060451picrel reminded me a little of nico's dream in oneshot
>>556060946He doesnt want you cutting them open to see inside because thats spoilers.
I'm no better than a Gen Alpha TikTok user because I've been repeating "City boy" to myself alone in my room for like 15 minutesSaid Sans
>>556060573I mean they sell plushes of both normal and secret chapter bosses from Deltarune, those are pretty spoiler-y as well
>>556061116if i took a knife to my hypothetical kris, susie, asgore or knight plushies, what would they have inside?>>556060970he's not going to take giga-queen's inevitable return well
>>556060946Toby thinks the characters are truly real and will demand royalties
>>556060525That fits with the swaps I have seen so they probably watched it
>>556061241bone apple tea
When will Thrash Machine Robo show up again anyhowTo fight a Titan?To fight the Giant Mecha Santa Armada in the Noelle's house chapter?To fight the Knight's own giant robot?
I want chapter 1 and 2 ralsei back
>>556061423Toby's on the phone with Ralsei every day, being forced to renegotiate the royalties repeatedly because the fluffy bastard pulls all the revenue.
>>556060069
>>556061557
>>556061417stupid answersKris: Full pie tin and allSusie: Nothing (her parents didnt feed her that morning)Asgore: Dinner for one hungryman microwave mealThe knight: Actual cremated remains
>>556060870Shut up, TobyIf Deltarune's such an awesome fucking game, why didn't you make it an action hack 'n slash? Why ain't I slugging hordes of suckers with the power of friendship to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3BzWE68L94 ?Why is Papyrus, the coolest character to ever live, not in the game yet? Why didn't the game start with a cool asf CGI cutscene of a mysterious warrior (our vessel) slaying a Titan by itself? Why can't I use Ralsei as a projectile outside of battles to initiate fights myself and find neat secrets in the overworld?The clock's ticking, Bobby Vulpine...
>>556060946It means he's deranged. The only thing a game has for me is entertainment value. One of the characters are real, and it's retarded that he bends over backwards and refuses to kill any of them.
>>556061924Why the fuck isn't there a REAL Queen action figure what the hell are those idiots at Good Smile waiting for
>>556061812>posted two random anime girls
>>556062024>One of the characters are realWhich one...
>>556053306does this mean he turns into a fat old manslut
>>556062057Half of the deltarune nendos are so ugly we might be better off ngl
>>556062181>Chips, Coke and cardsTakes me back to my own teenage years
>>556062390Yeah but what about a Figma or even a Moderoid
The thornring meme is really unfunny and showing the fandom is desperate for new jokes
>>556062548the "good old days" dont exist, anon. you are in "good old days" right now.
>>556062010don't think he really likes action games either
>>556062024That's not what he meant and you know it.
>>556062694Is that... The UnfunnyMeme?
>>556062694I misread that as "thorning" and I thought it was some new sex shit the youth came out with
>>556062070:(
The Knight...!
>>556062694I like the week or two people discovered those ancient tweets saying "having a wonderful day with my friends gaster and asriel" that made me lol
>>556062686I mean if it was even half decent id buy it, and ok if the choice was between them existing while ugly and not existing id chose existing because people can always customize them.
>>556062797Could've still done the kickass CGI intro like in the games that inspired him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVIlCL-rcAIThe phone's ringing, Tombler Fonks, will you answer?
>>556062694It's funny if you imagine it's rape.
>>556060946Tobert believes video games are "art" and for that he must pay
>>556063013>thorningwhat a pain in the ass rose toy
>>556062762I agree, the picture just had a very specific feel. I don't think I'd ever want to relive any moment from my past, my present is more than enough.
Let's be real, before the divorce Spamton really wanted to put a thron ring on Tenna and control his fate.
>>556010262If you want, draw something without ctrl+Z or an eraser.I just did.
>>556063203I unironically hope Undertale or Deltarune gets an animated show just to see where that can go.
>>556063456
>>556063768woawowowaonanaanaanaaahh story of undertale
>>556063862
What is Susie's favorite Kaiju besides Godzilla
>>556063669I'm not brave enough to forfeit the ctrl+z or the eraser. But I'll always like some nice tiddys.
Did anyone on /utg/ even watch it? What bad words does toby say?
>>556064185>>556063862>>556063456You make this?
>>556064489He yells in a weird way that sounds like an N word
>>556063768NoIt would force the they/them shit
>>556064623Goofy ahh MF attack
>>556064524Filename, on twitter for that one, tiktok for picrel. I wish
>>556064406That Kris looks REALLY weird.
>>556064489A few variations of fuck and maybe some shits
>>556063270If he thought games were art, he would treat his legacy characters with dignity.
>>556064908looks like mettaton
>>556064195maybe undertale
I can hear everything......
>>556065249>distant echoes of BlackKnife.ogg playing suspiciously near the sound of meat clapping
>>556065107CoL are you dying of cancer
>>556060946toby fox is retarded and everything he produces is pure horseshit cat vomit.
>>556065661CoLon cancer
>>556065661No. I'm not telling you what I've got
AIDS. Final answer.
Hey /utg/, I hope you remembered the homework of reading ch1-10 of Moby Dick for today's first ever book club session. I did not in fact forget or was joking, did you remember to read or did you not?
>>556065782you have limited time on god's precious earth, and you're spending it on a general for a game you hate and where everyone hates you?
>>556065893I learned to live with people hating me.
What kind of an idiot bets the last of his life on a game by Tobert Fuchs to be entirely surface level clicheslop without an identity or even a plot
>>556065782>confirming he’s got something
>>556065862uuhhhhhhh let me check
>>556065862Yeah, there was like, a big whale that said "MOBY'S DIIIICK!" and crashed the boat and the sailors all were choking with whale sperm
>>556065862I 'membered but didn't read it to see what the dialogue tree would be likeWhen this thread ends I will load my save and read it
>>556065862*sheepishly stabds up from desk*I, uh...I did and did not forget, h-heh y-yo*gulps*you see, I remembered there was the book mentioned and thag it would be in a week, but ehm, you know, time flies and next thing you know and I...I-I *starts sobbing*
Somebody should contact Toby Fox and tell he's got a dying fan that's not long for this world and maybe he'll drop the new chapters early
>>556065862what kind of book club discusses 10 chapters in one meeting? i'll start my own /utg/ book club
>>556065862I didn't know we had that homework but I did coincidentally pick it up from the library yesterday but I didn't start reading it yet
>>556065862I like the part where Dick said "White whale, Holy Grail"
look I'll lend you my copyhttps://clickhole.com/the-time-i-spent-on-a-commercial-whaling-ship-totally-c-1825124286/
>>556065862alphys i couldn't do the assignment because of the uhh adventure i had in the closet that was just like a fantasy anime. you like anime right>>556066204it would kill him faster
>>556066282>/utg/ book clubThat'd be one chapter every 3 years
>>556065425
link but blue cancer ribbon for prostate cancer
>>556010262Hi. I want to do some wigglypaint requests, maybe reaction image style because I think those are fun.
>>556066523I love you anon.
>>556066073>>556066092>>556066093>>556066178>>556066282>>556066304>>556066310LET THIS BEA WARNINGSHOULD YOU FORGETTO PREPARE FOR BOOK CLUBTRULY, TRULY TERRIBLE THINGS WILL HAPPENTO /UTG/MARK MY WORDSFEBRUARY 9TH, 2026MOBY DICK BY HERMAN MELVILLECHAPTERS 1-10YOU HAVE UNTIL THENTO FACE JUDGEMENT
please Jesus kill him faster
>>556065862It's SHIT.
Kris is so kissableI want to push my tongue into her mouth and feel up his body
>>556066558Alphys getting so mad at the internet that she blows up her monitor with her dinosaur breath
>>556066558simple ralsei reaction
>>556066558Can you do this with Gaster
>>556066719AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE anons I dont wanna be gasterd
>>556066720He doesn't believe in Jesus. Y'know, Jew and all that.
>>556066894Well you better get reading
>>556066949'twas an added layer to the joke, m'lord
>>556066719thats too many chapters at once you fool
>>556066757>her>his???
GIVE ME CHARASSSSSI MEED CHARA ART OF ALL TYPES I WANT IT NOWWWW AARRRGHHH
>>556066534Link buttcancer
>>556066719I'll read it but only if you hold my hand while I do so
>>556066534Despite originating from a joke something about its energy is very charming. Wonderful, even.
Nani?!
>>556065996I learned to live without that
>>556066534Does anyone have the vocaroo link to the link but blue song?
How many of you """""""""""""people""""""""""""" read anything that isn't the latest AO3 fanfiction that contains all your depraved fantasies and fetishes
I'll read Moby Dick with you guys.
>>556067205Oh my fucking god you retard, there's like 130 chapters, I've divided the story based on an official study guide used by high schools.
>>556066534cute
post charas
Or maybe we can do Don Quixote. CoL will probably love it.
Where are the charasss
>>556066558Can you do Frisk and Chara looking shocked?
>>556067215
>>556067385I spent the last few days without internet so I finally got around to reading GuyverIf babby books with pictures don't count then a month ago I read Mars by 1980
>>556067602post them yourself I don't give a shit about chara
>>556064489It's just like any other vivziepop show. "Fuck" in every single line like it's a producer tag.
>>556067559Here's your hooman
>>556067436I just want smaller chunks to read because I don't want to be stressed with the amount I have to read each week. I have other shit to do in my life unlike teenagers who only have to worry about school work. And I have other books I'm reading right now and don't want to devote all of my time to moldy dick.
>>556067372OH MY GOD YES I HAVE IThttps://vocaroo.com/1axcDSn7Lo1u
>>556067585Don Quixote is too kino for this general. You're getting boating facts and vaguely offensive interracial homoeroticism.
>>556068016This literally needs to be saved forever for posterity. /UTG/ hall of fame. I cant listen to this without cry laughing
>>556067602charass
>>556068182
Let's all read War and Peace. One anon gets to read all 1,225 pages and the rest of us get to choose not to listen.
Was gonna a new bread but it says field too long.... maybe next time...... :(Im posting as its stated in the pastebin...
*peeks at post count*Uwwuuuu the end of /utg/ we will never recover ded general ded game oooooooaaaoooooo
>>556068138I literally just recorded it and put it in my files because I was thinking this same exact thing
>>556068263How about something easy, Finnegans Wake?
>>556068524a classic
>Kraut: ARRESTED AND EXECUTED>Doomer: ARRESTED AND EXECUTED>Temfag: ARRESTED AND EXECUTED>Tasquefag: ALONE IN CONTAINMENT>CoL: DEATH IN PROGRESS
>>556068263Wait a second... All 1225 pages?
>>556068657/utg/cordbros this is NOT looking good. We have to create new pillars ASAP.
Listen we're all reading Huckleberry Finn and one of us is going to have to say "nigger" when we get to those parts. No skipping.
I want all you wonderful ladies and gentlemen at home to imagine, for a moment, a future where a part of long-past /utg/ thread history is the guy who spent day after day in his final months in this realm, before succumbing to kidney disease, posting about how much he hated Toby Fox and Toby Fox's acclaimed video game Deltarune and about how Toby Fox was an insane fraud and how Toby Fox was taking too long and how Toby Fox was nothing but a con artist and how Toby Fox wasn't a real jew and how Toby Fox was waging war on western culture and how Toby Fox...In the Chapter 5 release hype, he was lost to the waves and forgotten briefly and eventually someone digs up a Facebook eulogy, much hubbub, and then we move on again.
>>556068674The numbers ....the numbers.....the lrice of ralsei plushies....
>>556026451my vessel even if it's at the very end of the chapter as a cliff hanger
>>556068657
>>556068859Time for diversity hires
>>556068869keep talking I'm gonna cum
>>556069404>>556069404>>556069404new bread
>>556068929hearty kek
>>556071373Goodnight little Kris
>>556071440SHHHH!!!!
>>556071373WAKE UP
