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Hachimi!
Teio!
I want to beat the SHIT out of Teio!
more like Chiyono DUMB
Single dad simulator....
You didn't see anything
I sure am glad that no annoying shitposter has decided to latch themselves onto my favorite uma.
Uma when?
Big dog when?
>>556011436Is she that big?
It sucks that there's only G3's from February to March
>>556011332Man
>>556011471She's among the biggest.
>>556011471Top 10.
>>556011332>>556011512The cutest!
>>556011332>>556011512To think her initial design was supposed to be a mesugaki or a cheeky brat
>>556011369dumbest chiyo poster
>>556011532These are not umas, but COWS! COWS I TELL YA
>>556011552they're really missing out on an opportunity if they don't do a halloween variant for Seeking the Pearl called Shrieking the Pearl
>>556011552best sisters
>>556011681Bro...
>>556011231>>556011240Teio!>>556011317>:(
huge drama in /uma/ club today
>>556011186>A rank>don't flatline>don't disappearAlmondLove has 3 more spots for active like-minded players. Drop your ID for a scout/reservation
>>556011861At least it is not mambo
>Got slow metabolism from fatty event which actually impacted my final speed>Also got tissue'dBleh, even if I got max speed, I didn't get great skill hints, only had boring stuff like Late Surger Savvy left when it could have at least been a Corners speed. But I have the core skills that I wanted to try in some scrimmages to see how this Kawakami fares as I refine her more.
>>556011861Share it I love gossips and drama
>>556011861Don't share it I hate gossips and drama
>>556011763Excellent.
>>556011861>>556011920>guy takes a break from uma>huge drama???
>>556011552I can't believe Hishi as well as Biwa defeated Brian in the bust race
>>556012010She is the BIG sister for a reason.
>>556011903>>556011920>>556011954>>556012002we met up at the basketball court today and decided to play some ball because we're all competitive. we decide to play HORSE around the net to warm up but danchou yelled at us "what the fuck is a horse". he repeated this like four times. what the fuck is a horse what the fuck is a horse before he stormed off the court. he did not take it well.
>>556011909does princess have a stamina recovery unique? if not stam+guts looks low (I always try to hit 700)
Oh shit she can win that?
>>5560116439 cows and a gorilla
genuinely what are you supposed to do in this sich
>>556012154She can win anything, if you get lucky and put your mind to it
>>556012109This week's jump isn't that high. It's slowing down probably because MANT is coming
>>556012154Track aptitude is simply power
>>556012010Hishi doesn't get much attention since she's a gag character in the anime. Biwa is just big in all aspects. She's like top 5 tits/hips/height (and head). I guess the giant fluffy hair takes attention away from her other features.
>>556012194Rip torena #124362
>>556012194why did torena leave in the first place? without filing one, won't he be labelled awol by tracen, resulting in his license being revoked?
Meanwhile, on bizzaro /uma/...
>>556012089>>556012264Also she got giant honkers in the anime for some reason.
>>556012393she's got a big head alright
Oguri Cap is too cool to be sexy
>>556012264I'm gonna run Ama until I get an onsen ticket with her and then we'll "One on One" all night.
>>556012264>>556011552This is the real list that matters.
is this usable?
>>556012393Good!
>>556012445Are you sure?
nigger
>>556012483and less than half of these aren't explicitly for youwhy are cyjews so gay?
>>556012483GWWUWUAUAAAAR I want to squeeze Hishi Miracle's soft tummy!!!!!! SOFT BUTT! EVERYWHERE!!!!!
>>556012536I think it's pretty fine, don't know the plancha vs Mummy numbers if I'm honest with you
>>556012461She's bit of a hidden gem in the sense that she can actually run all distances and even dirt is doable without inspiration gamble. Her potential skills are just pretty awkward though I think they get buffed in the future.
>>556012131>does princess have a stamina recovery unique?Nah, her ult is basically Bakushin ult where instead of being challenged in the second half of the race, it's being challenged on the final straight.>if not stam+guts looks low (I always try to hit 700)On sprint as a late surger? I've seen people say Akebono never gets to trigger ult because you need to be drained of stamina and you naturally get more stamina than you need in a normal career run. I could be wrong, but I'm also out of borrows for the day lmao so that's where I get to test until tomorrow.
>>556012194Ask her to come inside, then we eat and after that umapyoi.
>train her as a joke>wins Sag CM by fluke(shitter lobby)>spooks me 3 times while rolling for NUraraBiwa what the fuck
>>556012483>WindySeriously?
>>556012679She spooked me on the free Tamtam rolls, which was great because I couldnt pull on her banner. I like her and her career is comfy. Yeah I noticed that she can run a lot of races with little investment. Also damn she is hot
>>556012689uh oh, anon has been marked by big head
Nice, I got my first 1m run
>>556012889Only her heart and stomach are big!
I suppose I won't pull urara after all
>>556012483>1st year middle schooler
>>556012760haha bigwa
>>556012391guys my Oguri refuses to finish a meal I think she has anorexia and I'm worried about her nutrition
>>556012997oopsthis >>556012889 was meant for >>556012837
what's the deal with the updated shop and club point rainbow/gold crystals? seanigger gaslight or should i forget about uncapping brian ssr
>>556012131>I always try to hit 700The next CM is like 70% downhill. Stamina requirement is non-existent.
>keeps getting tricked over to the jp generalaaaiiiieeee
>>556013093Her head is also not big. Are you unwell anon?0
>>556012789Yeah....
>>556013093wait huh? nvm, am retarded
>>556013104We get these as a one time buy on first anniversary.
BRIANTHAT'S URARAWHAT ARE YOU DOING
bigwa hayaheade
>>556013153my meds...
>>556013242ty
>>556013104You'll get 130*27=3.5k crowns - I mean CP, from shoes+dailies this month so you should be fine even if you completely run out though don't forget and start spending them the day before the shop changes
>>556013295
>>556013245
>>556013245You see under turf, it's all dirt
>>556013434Yeah, I'm sparking her in the all uma banner in 3 days
>>556013495what the FUCK
>>556013572Hopefully you won't have to spark.
>>556013602Man, I hope
I love my beautiful wife
ryan love...ganbari masu...
>>556013495Technically it's soil not dirt
>>556013864
Is the fan count requirement for dirt horses lower for the unique skill level up on senior year? Dirt races give fuckall fans
>>556013981Correct.If you're running a dirter just accept the fact you'll have a +1 or +2 on the unique rather than +3
>>556013981Yes, but I forget exactly how much lower
>>556013864>>556013954>>556013704Is this the thread for people with extremely good taste? Because that is what it looks like to me
>>556014060all umas are good taste
>>556013960
How did Tore x Luna become one of the most heart-melting ships
>Fan farming>Decide to greed 4 races before summer>????>I go into summer on poor moodLesson learned
>>556011883836795461197My group was filled with friends.now only 2 or 3 play the game. We were B+ in the past, and now we are at D.
>>556014130Except one certain Uma.You know which I am talking about
TIL Hishi Amazon and Sill Plain are voiced by the same actress
>always cackle when I see urara on lvl 5 wit trainingI'm a bad person
>>556014424Yes, idol umacels are bad...
thank you Bakushin
>>556014424yes, umafans simps are bad...
>>556014505record it
>>556014397sent
Umadol wife...
bwos... chrono is consistently griefing my fans. I did 3 million yesterday and it says 1.3m
>>556014532Hot and steamy umaypoi with Tucker the hag!
How many minutes until Twin Turbo release
>>5560141942/4
>>556014682Something like 395000
>Think about going for 3 mill today for mah club>9% missSorry danchud but I'm not built for ts
>>5560147473/4
>>556014682About 390k minutes
>>5560147954/4
>>556014768So somewhere in november, got it
>>556014768soon
>>556013242Thats quite expensive
>when you're not allowed to click staminait's so painful
>Get Long S, 1 gold 1 silver>Think "This is it">"White lightning comin' through"First I didn't get her and now she humiliates me...
>>55601503281% chance of success, I'd take it
Hot Spring rate up is a lie I haven't had a single hot spring ticket so far this event.
Which uma is wearing the most cumbersome racing outfit?
Is there anything more cucked than training an uma? Imagine raising her for 3 years to be some dyke's fuckmeat (since all umas = lesbians)
>>556013242>nobody used my supporter for months>just joined my first Club todayYeah, I'm f*cked on both fronts
>>556015174Agnes Tachyon's outfit is pretty retarded. She has a bunch of test tubes on there too.
>>556015218didn't you kill yourself on August 10, 2019?
>>556015267His legacy lives on...
>>556014536Here ya go
>>556015359thanks
>>556015348You know what they say...
So Nimble and NSM are pissdog in Sprint right?
>>556015426Why are all umas lgbtq++?
>>556015414There's only 15 minutes left of Monday
>>556015243you only really need the 2.5k for shards rest is skippable
>>556015414https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1f5dTDF-Rbo
>>556015528everyone is very spread out on the final straight because it's after a corner, so it's super unreliable to proc, yes. You can still get nimble nav if you want to gamble I guess
>>556015169Rice is so sexy
>>556014550Thank you.I never left or moved from a club before.Does the invite take a bit to pop up or do I need to leave the club first so I can see the request?What is the process.
>>556015637Yeah that was my main doubt, I've seen some people run Nimble which seemed kinda odd, ty
>>556015671You have to leave your club to see the invite, yes. Alos if you leave instead of getting kicked then you have a 24h cd period to accept the invite.
>>556015671not that guy but if you leave a club you get a 24h cooldown before joining anotherIf you get kicked you skip the cooldownNo idea what it's like on the other end because I've never joined a club nor have been invited to one as I'm an owner
>>556015660indeed
>>556013864can you ask your beautiful wife why her career sucks so much? getting the necessary fans for unique upgrades is like pulling teeth, and her stat growth is trash
>>556014442I was about to comment that Sill doesn't have a voice actress but apparently the 3rd remake was voiced huh
>>556014664You must have done it during the calculation period
>>556015752 No problem. I'll have to leave the club. The guy who got promoted was one that hasn't been around for a while.I hope the new club doesn't mind the wait.Once again, you for the opportunity and help.
>>556016063was the calculation period 18 hours ago?
>>556015994I could understand if you said that at launch but the game is so fucking easy now bro there's no excuse. You can win Arima Kinen and Japan Cup with her both years easy.
>>556016157from 2/1 10AM UTC until 3PM UTC (5 hours)
>>556015928Imagine having someone named "Mr" as girlfriend
Looked away from the game and accidentally entered a pre-opening race instead of a G1
>>556016016You haven't had the true Rance experience until you've heard Rance laugh while he rapes someone
I would bonk mister cock and balls so hard she would forget she's a mister
>>556016219so is she just gonna eat my fans everytime, unless I start doing runs at a different time?
>>556012194I wonder if trainees also bother their trainers during vacation
>>556016525jsut dont do runs during monthend calculation
>>556016525Brat
>Lost a room to a pace promoted Rudolf who never lost positionThis track has so much nonsense to it, that I find it enjoyably funny but it's also going to be the first time I'll call bullshit on any anons showing them getting 5 wins in Round 2, I don't see a way they're going to get any kind of consistency. Okay, shitters do exist, but this CM will give those shitters a chance
>>556012194>what are you supposed to doTorena ear licking ASMR
>>556016643>pace promotederm sorry? What is that?
>>556016643>I'll call bullshitEven if we witness a buhi botter that has two sets of parents sprint+turf parents with 9 URA+UNITY sparks on top of the faggiest of high rolls across 3 umas that he got by paying an indonesian to farm his aces?
>>556016806shut up single front falcoforever single that is
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
>>556016643I'm saving this post for round 2.
Eden got outclanked by a club of 29 Indonesians
>he has not trained groundwork pace promoted falcon yet
>>556011436You and I will both have died in a nuclear war before she launches on global…
>>556016964You okay anon?
>>556017132*procs Turbo Sprint* hehe nothing personnel
>>556017197no I woke up and I don't have a Luna wife :(
>>556015752I need more cute umas wearing hoodies who don't normally wear them in my life.
https://x.com/GundamMoments/status/2017983506295763326Uma Musume is Gundam?
>>556016964I can relate, I just had a couple bad runs and my balls are starting to hurt
>>556017245Just go back to sleep and try again. It'll probably work after another few attempts.
>Falcofags need youtubers to tell them their "oshi" is meta before they can start running her for CMSasuga, reminds me of Cancer cup
>>556017198Interesting theory, but what if sheHOEH ARIGATOU
HOEEEEHHHHH
>>556016643Sprints are streak enders, if we even have anons with full 8 plats.
>>556017372there is one with bourbon too
are these any good?
>>556017737no
>>556017737bad
>>556017539You can't blame me for not running a turf E long E uma in longslop bwo... I don't have the mental fortitude to do 1000 runs to lose to 1 try golshis.
>>556016643 (me)It's implied, but because I don't mind clarifying, it wasn't even Festival Rudolf, it was base Rudolf, that's what made it so silly.>>556016840Yeah, because I don't think they can break free from random PDMs even with the power of money.>>5560169918 tries between 2 days, law of averages makes it not an impossibility and makes me prepared to inevitably eat my words.
actually I'm bringing Falco here to fight Curren
Greetings from JP. Check out my half-decent parent. Be very afraid.
>>556017895Same reason you were quiet during Scorpio right?Or Virgo?Or Leo?
Trying to get burning pwr has to be the hardest shit to do
>>556017662Damn that's cool
>>556017895>I don't have the mental fortitude to do 1000 runs to lose to 1 try golshis.another good reminder why sprint cm is the best cm
I CANNOT FUCKING ROLL A GOOD SPRINTER WITH MAX SPEED AND AT LEAST 1000 WIT AND DECENT POWER AND IF I DO FUCKING RIKO'S GOONS RAPE ME CAN I JUST MAKE ONE GOOD ACE FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST ONE JUST FUCKING ONE CMI WANT A DAMN GOOD ACE MY DECK ISN'T EVEN BAD I SEE TOO MANY PEOPLE WITH WORSE DECKS GET BETTER ACES
>>556018120Post uma and your deck
>>556018014I'll be afraid when inter-server CM is a thing. For now you can stay in your slow cuck thread
I'm still working on parents
>>556018120I'm just settling for 700 wit, be happy anon
>>556018120You don't need any of that.
>>556018014neat
>>556018120power is a complete meme stat this cm
>>556018120Go work on parents
>>556018191>inter-server CMthat's never gonna happen
>>556017625I'm still remembering that post the other day of a bwo showing him losing a room to a 0LB Shakur NY Urara. I thought that would be a few fringe cases, but no, I'm seeing all sorts of funny shit win, it's great but I also know where he's coming from after testing in some rooms. I'm looking forward to how things in Round 2 and especially Finals play out.
Making my uma a parent
>>556018349bakushin wouldn't consent to this
can I go easy this month danchou? i got 50m fans last month after all....
>>556018345I'm still baffled by loss btw.
>>556018284
I give up. Double S is just impossible. Even if 4 pinks activate in one run, it's always 1(2) sprint and 3(2) turf, even though there's only 2/6 turf sparks, or it's all sprint sparks.Spent like 200 carrots rerolling. So it's not a small amount of runs.
>>556014194I don't like it when they draw torena like a freshman college student. That nigga is a full grown adult who already finished college at the minimum.
>>556018179
Hoeh
>>556018528Can't make the guy look too good otherwise self-inserters won't be able to self-insert (this is the reason why male designs are usually generic)
>>556018191>japs sharing server with koreans and chinks
>>556018543if you're not maxing speed, add speed cards until you dothat's literally the first rule of this gameevery other stat is just a bonus
>>556018014>No バカ外人whiteIt's glue
>>556018543borrow Mayano and use another wit card to replace Spe
>>556018014
>>556018543Yeah maybe you should replace that spe over there with an SR...no fuku wit? How are your other speeds faring?
>>556018543I don't even know how your stats are that low. The deck isn't optimal but you should have hit 1000 wit at least. For no stat to have hit 1000...Are your parents just absolutely awful? Literal 1 stars in everything?
>>556018543Borrow Bakushin and run and run sweepy/halo sr speed or another wit sr instead of Spe welfare
>>556018543Stop using Ardan, bro. Witgod recommended that so you can fish for left handed for groundwork. I doubt you're fishing for groundwork.
Hm yes I think I will skip the mega banner
>>556018543>welfare SpeThat card is basically for when you want to gamble on a gold recovery for pace. Run Brian as the energy loss is roughly the same but at least her speed gain is higher otherwise welfare Suzuka if you find the 0 friendship too crippling.
>it's another "anons with great parents don't know fundamental game mechanics" episode
>>556018927Correct
>>556019001Mating press and marriage with Riko. I can fix her.I wanna see her pregnant too
Are we really not getting any new anime/movie content until Cingray S3? There's so much kino to adapt, I'm getting fatty fatigue if that's true.
>>556019001this image that implies riko could finish a race
I have 30k honest carats that I worked hard for instead of paypigging
>>556018543
>>556017072eden cheaters BTFOthere's a new cheater in town
>>556018963SwTosho SR is better than Brian
>>556018987God knows noobs need the 18* blues to build an acceptable uma.
>>556019056good work bro, but there's nothing to roll on for the next five months
>>556019079You get a MLB Brian off the Epsatono store while Sweep requires you to repeatedly fetch her from the gacha.
>>556017072Why did they choose Everlast as the name? I keep thinking of the boxing gloves brand kek.
>>556019065yea i dont have those cards
>>556019056are Dotofags incapable of good posts or something
Shiraoki blesses me today
>>556019065Why are you whalemogging the poor guy
sakuras
>>556019056I prefer Dotofags that post Dotolewds
>>556019134if you don't have Sweep SR MLB'd in February 2026 you either started to play yesterday or died 4 months ago and couldn't log in
>>556019220how high of a roll is this? I do have those cards
>>556019249A retard, a dog, a succubus and someone who will never be in the game
>>556019197It's just the Tachycord using Doto pics.Don't fall for their propaganda.
>>556019267This one? Alot, use a good SR speed card. Post em? Also speed aptitude uma means you can 2-speed instead of 3 speed them.
>>556019259Tell that to the guy with a 1LB Ardan, that has to use Special Week and struggles to hit 1k speed 1k wit on a sprinter
>>556018046Ok bwo, your words really hurt this toreina's pride. Now I will make sure to train Falcon in Acquarius too.
Neigher
this is definitely my favourite part of sprint CMsall those stamina bubbles you could never get, is now all you can get
>>556019392
>>556019371he has MLB welfare Spe-chvd, that means he's been here since day 1 (or stopped playing for 6 months LOL)
>>556019065you only need 3 wit to cap
Bro is a day 1er and doesn't know how to play the game, how is that possible
>>556019460Golshi would say this then fuck them as a joke
what cards are we using for the 4 wit 2 spd setup
>>556019468He has MLB Kita, perhaps he didnt reroll but sparked her like a dumbass.
>>556019516whatever I find lying around
>>556019516tokai teio spbakushin spfine motion witnice nature witseiun sky witcurren chan wit
>>556019267almost any MLB SR speed is better than 0lb biko if you have one. This guy probably just has crazy inherits.
Aside from curren, any other decent sprint fronts/paces that has an overtaking unique?
>>556019516For me? It'sCurren WItNN WitFM WitSeiun WitBakushin SpeedKitasan Speed
>>556019619is it worth running 0lb bakushin for turbo sprint
Post sweaty Umas
>>556019623>keeps giving me love advice pre-debug>jobs 3200m with sprint S/ turf S
>>556019516for me its mayano
>>556019379I'm proud of you for not needing someone else to tell you to do that!
>>556019675kingu!
my studentwife so cute <3
>>556018824please build me a deck, I just want you win a cm
This thread is not at all bussin, I'm out.
>>556019776KitasanSweepMarvelous SundayDaiwa ScarletFukuBorrow FineMo
>>556019516
what? you want some porn?
Seeking the Pearl is lowkenuinely cute once you look past the NTRbait milf face
>Bakushit
>>556019683What a pain in the ass
>>556019776Jesus christ you got mlb sweep. What are you doing anon. Do not forget to shard up windy for MANT. Kita, Sweep, Fuku, sunday, FM borrow, bonus slot
>>556019696you could get away with it if the uma you are training is 20% speed growth. The problem with 0lb bakushin is that she doesn't have training effectiveness on her, so her highroll potential at 0lb is not very high. at 0lb the card is better for parent runs to pass the white skill and coping it.
Rate my MANT deck
>>556020071BUHIIIIIIIIIIII
>>556019776No wonder SEAnonces are being paid $45/hr to tell others how to play
>>556018284Why doe? Explain it to me like im bad at the game
>>556020071OINK OINK OINK SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556020071KYS PIGGY
>>556020071oink oink
what's with the discord group
>>556020215nice
>>556020215Hold up just a moment that is NOT what it is supposed to say!
>Don't look at the screen and brainlessly accept races>4th race's fatigue is only a mood down
>miss groundwork and turf or sprint SI think i will just make a better GW parent and try again. Surely i can hit this roll again, right?
>>556019776Kitasanborrow Bakushin for turbo sprintmarvellousdober srmatikane (scenario link)sweep if 0% speed growth umadaiwa if 20% speed growth uma
>>556019841I will try it when borrows are back up>>556020023I thought using a speed bonus card with wet conditions was a good idea. Are we getting another gold shard soon? I used mine on Sunday already.
>>556020429>str8 descentmate it's such a dogshit gamble>>556020483RING LIGHTREFLECTIONON BREASTS
>sprint is le gamble cm bwo just gamble gwo>noooooo you can't le gamble on wit checks you need 1.2k wit!!!
>>556020485Sunday is a terrible choice for the shard....Windy is good because she has 10 race bonus for MANT.
>>556020485>I used my gold crystal on a marvelous sundayThe older a card is the worse it is to use a crystal on it, specially with the starter batch cause you may get it off a cleat golden ticket
>>556020071I'm still not sure if maxing race bonus is optimal or if you should keep it at 50 and then pick good cards.
>>556020617the formula is 2sp+wit+2 whatever with high racist bonus
>>556020561The wit is not for skills, it's to be near the front since the only decent accels are for positions 1-4
>>556020561>"u only need fow handred wit :) its for da skill procs rite?"How little do you know.
>>556020561powercucks are in for a really rude awakening
flat uma bad
>>556020718>>556020803just gamble on the downhill mode/positioning retard????
>>556019727
wit is a gaslight. Yes I have trained 1200 wit uma before. They don't win. 1200 power chads cuck me every time, but I have to keep training high wit umas because my only good card is MLB fine motion
best I can do is 1200 x 950 x 950 gomen
The breeder's cup career's signature race's fanfare should literally be a chibi uma carrying an American flag and planting it while half a dozen others kneel
Bakushin is so easy to train its almost cheating...and she has a fucked up summer schedule...
are you guys just running lvl 1 ults on your sprinters
>>556021029many Day1 anons were thinking this
Plan X or Turbo Sprint for this CM?
>>556021128my sprinter runs the triple tiara
>>556021029>easy to trainTo make a decent Bakushin you need 1200 speed 1000 power 1200 wit and have 2000SP by end of career, which should be around of 20 races. Fast learner is also heavily recommended.
>>556021128everything caps so easily do more optional races
>>556021256the difference between 1000 and 1200 wit is negligible. 20 races is more tedious than difficult.
can this be considered rape?
>>556021128I imagine not because they need to fit in races to get the skill points they need to buy core accels and have a steady midgame. Witspamming alone can't be enough to get all of that.
>>556020574Sunday also has 10
>>556021370>the difference between 1000 and 1200 wit is negligibleOnly in skill activation but not downhill mode which is 90% of the race.
Post cards that /uma/ hypes up, but are actually fucking useless bricks.I'll start
yea ok
>>556021437the downhill mode check uses the same scaling as skill activation
>>556021128do more optional race. you can probably get decent stats with 18-20 races.
>>556021539Sloppa is getting cute.
>>556021470I want to shove my face into her sweaty spats crotch
orang
Taking Jordan to a fancy burger joint after she recites the entire alphabet
>>556021470
Club Bricked is full.Fuck off.
>>556021651can really see the flatness here
I can't do itmy wit cards fucking blow and I need 4 of them to even have a chance to cap it
>>556021128Of course notlvl 2
>>556021780it's time for guts build anon
>>556021780simply don't
>>556021219Turbo Sprint has a great place to proc (400m before the finish line where late race starts) and an acceptable but better than nothing place to proc (Within 3 seconds of race start where it's pseudo-Groundwork). Any other place makes it dead.Plan X can only proc in the midrace and is only good if you have it proc between 500m to 400m before the finish line. Its duration is enough to have it bleed into the late race portion and benefits your late race accel. Any other place makes it dead, but can be cheeky in helping you proc Tail Held High if you have that.
>>5560217801k is enough bwo
>tallyingfuck I forgot about semen retention
>>556021740isn't it great
>>556021780my only MLB non troll wits are bobon Sunday kiseko dober and it was fine. Or borrow current chang wit and use 2 of your own speed
>>556021256Sure thing boss.
>>556021481Hey, you can use that to build a New Year Urara! It has been shared here to have won a room at least once.
>>556018317That's the point.
>get a great spark>wrong pinkThis shit is killing me man
>>556022103>Going for the best result possible is soul crushingWho knew?
>>556021780You don't need to cap wit, you just need to get 3000 skillpoints, fast learner and all the hints for every acceleration there is
>>556022103But there are no wrong pinks this time. Sprint/Turf/Style are all good
>>556022124Too big
>>556022141>best result possibleit's the minimum viable resultB sprint just ain't gonna cut it
>>556022172One of those is much more highly valued than others
>>556022172yea how about 2* MED
>>556022204is it E or F base?
>>556022204>Mutating something that shouldn't be mutatedIgnore my previous post, you deserve to suffer
>>556022232why are you bringing med sparks bwo
>>556021651Orang!
>curren chang fails 3 trainings in a rowstupid whore can't train
>>556022172wtf am I supposed to do with 3* Long
>>556022023>Up-tempo (small)
>>556022307don't ask :(
>>556021907plan x procs in the second half midrace meaning it's about a 50/50 chance to proc in a good spot (the latter half). The biggest issue with it is that you have to be in position between 2 and 5 which is also unreliable
>>556020962Just get both.
I am sorry, but I only waifu triple crown Umas
>>556021907>>556022371Got it, thanks.
>>556021256Got all that. Still doesn't win as much as I'd hope.
>get sprint A>all the wit cards suddenly disappear>job to rikoI'm tired of mutating, boss....
>>556022340Yup,i thought it was the speed star white. Didnt beat my main Bakushin anyway.
>be an honest player with groundwork>other retards brings turbo sprint and cucks me out of pace promotion wtf why is this allowed
>everyone hates king halo
Which one bwos? I know her ult doesnt work next cm..
>/uma/non rapes me on public roomswtf bwo stop
>>556022602fujo kisexy is sexy
>Oguri's secret event gives you a single hint of Hydrate way past the point where it would have been useful
Consider:
>>556022602right
>>556021868natie morning stink
mejiro mcqueen doesn't shave
>>556022715yada
>>556022773I'd assume most umas don't to prevent chafe
>>556022928just when i thought umamusume couldn't be any sexier
>>556022715YADA YADA YADA YADA
mayano top hebe
tfw my cards are shit bros>no mlb SSR biko, bakushin, finmo, curren, nice nature, matikane, rice , riko
>>556023132
>>5560225243 greens and groundwork puts a dent in a quarter of my points, whereas turbo sprint puts a dent in a fifth of them. Just optimizing what I can buy especially since Plancha and Mummy are crucial. :(
>>556023141>MLB3 FineMo>MLB2 Creek>MLB KitasanYour cards are actually good depending on:>If you have your rainbow crystal still>If you have at least 30k carats, which I doubt
>>556023340mlb+number is retarded
>>556023381You are actually right, sir
>>556023141your finemo is already usable, and you can crystal it very soon. unless you have literally zero usable SR cards you are fine
>>556022742look at her go
WHERE IS THE BOTLOCAUST
>>556022928chaffing is a myth, anon
>>556023504After selectors
>>556023365My wife
>>556023716filename starts with HAG
club rank rewards whenwhen is it safe to transfer clubs
>stronger than humans>genetical superior to human women>somehow "domesticated" in the public eyemeanwhile at tracen>>several POV cases of playable cast bossing around if not straight up abusing trainers>>trainers have no definite off days or leaves>>vacation is strictly a downtime and may or may not be revoked on notice if the uma decides so>>no news, cases or admittance that uma musumes are abusing human trainers in the public eyeI see...
dancho... please come back...
>>556024025Have you opened your club- the game at all?
>>556024025Flatliner bro...
>>556024068Tazuna, send this man to the Satonos
>>556024068>stronger than humanssource? Some ningens, like Aoi or Tazuna for instance, have shown feats completely in line with the umas
>>556024068You signed a contract Torena, now get on the bed
>>556024101i dont remember if it happened already>>556024150tfw im actually the top earner, but i dont wanna be top. i wanna be carried
>>556024107I HATE CURREN
>>556024068The principal and that green demoness keep a tight lid on the situation… Word is the school’s even got their own PMC…
>>556024279>Tazuna>ningenAnon I...
>>556023436>>556023340i feel behind in this sprint CM, not having biko/sakura and wanting to also borrow Nice nature
>>556024607smooch
Forgot how cute and funny bakushin is
I think Cheval Grand is stupid. Her hat looks dumb, and her name is even dumber. “Large horse”? Really?
>>556023436When do we get a crystal and is it before the CM starts?
This bitch think she can throw hands with a man gonna find out real quick
I want to molest Dotoposters.
>>556024750ANON! NO!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE
>>556024640you can borrow NN on your ace and baku on your parents to get all the whites as inherits and fish for highrolls. Its not an elegant solution, but half of the actual "difficulty" of this game is navigating your cardpool in a way that produces an ace in a timeframe that wont make you go insane.
>>556024750THE RAPED
>>556024734We'll get one from race carnival in like, 3 or 4 days?
i would just get slick squirt and borrow current chang
>>556022536Everyone hates Haru too, when canonically everybody should love her. You'd think they could have given her at least the benefit of being a super compatible parent.
>>556024750anon was never heard from again
Whomst should I crystal with the next uncap thing?MLB KitaMLB Finemo3LB creekno other SSR at LB2 or more.Is it just a save for tachyon situation?
>>556024750>this bwo gonna find out she got hands
>>556024783Me too
>>556022536More like she is seen as a weakling and not worth to look up for inspirations, like Urara
>>556013034My beloved>t.
>>556024987Yes, save for Tachyon
FUCKI'LL TAKE IT
>>556025258Explode
>>556012362work trip to Hokkaido?
>>556012483I don't care what the "official" stats say. I refuse to believe Shinko Windy is just a year younger than hags like Ramonu and Maru and has a dumper. She will always be a Turbo/Biko-sized middle schooler to me.
>>556025276it's a fucking stamina spark DES
>>556022536Parent issue
>the files get released>dancho suddenly goes on an extended "vacation"
Mambo!
>>556025337Yeah but you also got 3* turf, so die nigga
Girl or Boy?
>>556024068Should have read the contract before you signed it
>>556025237bwo suggest literally anything else. I guess creek and then hard skip mr cock and balls wit?
Oh no
>>556012924haha this guy works overtime on mondays
>>556025439Peak.
>>556025414the grandparent is sprint/turf so it's not very flexible. I guess I can turn it into a grandparent some day, but not bad as a cope parent for capri
huge...
>>556025481Nothing like a paper bag couldn't fix
>>556025478Don't crystal creek, you have nothing better to use the first anniversary ssr picker on
>>556025481Tomboy with big tits is a trope I will never tire of I wish Ryan unique worked on this sprint CM, I would use her for sure
>>556025478I'm gonna be honest man, it's honestly better to not think too much and just use the crystal when you feel like you have to. It's not gauranteed that we can mlb every card that we will roll for anyway.
>>556025574oh... so I should probably skip mr cb after all since creek would just give cleats. Utterly bricked?
>>556025791Anni is 1 free 1 paid selector.
>>556024068>>>trainers have no definite off days or leaves>>>vacation is strictly a downtime and may or may not be revoked on notice if the uma decides soGoldship is the only uma I remember that does this Who else?
>>556019128bwo your umas?
>>556024079I MISS MY DANCHOU TOO
Any reason in particular why Air Groove has this many -10 energy events?
>>556026117Non stop sex
>>556025362>single circleVery impressive
Bakushin pace chaser is the reasonable strat but front runner is the sovl one
>>556026467Oh. So Haru urara is fuckeable by someone...
>>556022536It literally does not matter, it's STILL a gamble, I had an urara career where it triggered gold twice and it was triangle because ryan and dober had base 1 affinity with her
>>556026543
If umas weren't for sex, they shouldn't have sexy bodiesLike, just look at Scarlet, Taiki, Creek, Donna, Doto etc etc
>>556026579triple oyakodon with king and kawakami
>>55602657913 is.... really bad.... I get that she's a permavirgin but r*ce shower isn't nearly as bad as this
>>556026117Rudolf sends her to do all the shitty grunt work for the student council
>>556026597is there anything in this game that isn't a gamble?
>>5560261171:1 is really good to take the stats
>>556026854
>>556026117Each umas has unique energy/mood exchange events like this, the +20 start for 10 energy is pretty worth it if you ask me
>>556026808Fellas, is it wrong to gaslight Nature into letting you grope her then rape her ?
>>556022371i wonder if it's good to take it on someone like taishin with enough midrace skills for catchup
>>55602685430k for a spark. Thats a given.
>>556026854Paid selectors
>>556027079Yeah, and then she pees herself in your bed
>>556027079?Nature is more likely to grope than be gropedStupid, desperate whore
>46 racesi'm starting to treat her the same as urara...
this is actually sadder than any poorfag joke I've made about her here
53 minutes to free gamble
>>556025581thats like a 10 year age gapepstein isekaid to the umaverse
Maruzensky raped her trainer
maruzensky it's me your trainer
>>556027375You'll take care of her, right?
Any unique mantra/rituals you guys do before doing the daily free rolls?
which running style should i focus on, if f2p and want to collect the cutest of tard wives
>>5560273927 and you mlb vega in your free pulls
Flashhttps://x.com/i/status/2018292309654466831
>>556027594I get "it" just before and hit the roll so it lines up with the result
>>556027598pace chaser is the most common running style so if you want to maximize how far your cards will stretch I'd say focus on cards that are good for pacers
>>5560273927 and you won't get a dupe
>be goldship's trainer>too chaotic>other umas wouldn't want to be your trainee because you're the trainer of THAT goldship>goldship is sexy, but she's too autistic to think about sexGrim
>>556027594jork it 2mins before pulling
Look at this handsome old man.
>>556027648tell me there's more of this
>>556027417are we real
>>556027821what umamusume is it?
>>556027648based, i want to try her outalso i want to see if vega is good to run just for the gold early start
>>556027906You're the reason why signs are so huge and repetitive
Orange wife
>>556027836there's more of this
>>556027784She literally kidnapped your ass, you don't have a choice
>>556027992may I see it?
>>556025481I love Ryan
>>556027784Gold Ship is a dangerous girl because she has that Haruhi type effect where she inflicts chaos and nonsense upon you until you start to love it and can't live without the nonsense
>>556027906It's a mystery.
>>556028042yeah if you use google reverse image search it should be no 2 result
>>556027952don't be mean>>556028124cool hrsoe
>>556027784Serial killer sexo is superior
>>556026597gold inspiration is still an unknown phenomenon, it can simply mean multiple 3* sparks activated
I'm not falling for your propaganda hag poster
>>556028363>reduce eyes to 1% of the image so the slop would be harder to distinguish
>>556027784Golshi is likely to be one of the first umas to bang or rape their trainerBut no one is ready to accept that conversation
>>556028303>don't be meanGet better eyes
>>556028362>undermine his self-confidence until he ends up completely dependent on hermenhera uma are scary
>>556028581>menhera umaredundant ngl
>>556028476>bangNo>rapeYesRecently got Jordan, and Gold Ship has some legitimately intimidating/scary moments in her career. Gold Ship is a menace
>>556028643it’s a requirement to be a good runner
Why do these niggers with good parents never clear up their friend lists aieeeee
IT'S SEA TIME POST POOOOORN
>>556028802i feel bad when kicking them out of my friend list
Think I'm too burnt out. See you bwos in 1 or 2 months
>>556028916Oyasumi
boobs
>>556028802They are getting 100CP daily why would they care about that
>>556027691old bastard
chiyo chang
Can I have that gif of alt costume falcon chibi running towards the camera?
>>556029267yes
>>556029307i want to punt her like a soccer ball
>blesses your run with free stamina
Reminder that Tamamom is also very cute.
>>556029424her umanko smells and tastes like squid
>>556029424is neicha the only in-game to have an event where she gives you energy?holy fuck, she's wife material
I cannot express how much I love fat uma tits and desperately wish they were real and in my facehttps://files.catbox.moe/gozrph.png
>>556029379dont say that...
>>556029424remember that japanese squid is considered an aphrodisiac
>>556029576As do most Asian girls'
>>556029664rapist neicha
>>556029603based
Give it to me straight /uma/, does she have any shot? I'm so tired of trying to build her.
If you theoretically had Kitasan, FineMo and Creek at MLB, what would you use the anni selector on? I guess Nice Nature is also a very good card, but I have 0 copies of her and pretty sure she needs 3lb for at least 10 RB
>>556029906Front runner with only a single velo skill is gonna die
>>556029906Bwo your wit...
>>556029906No, and show us your deck
>>556029906You don't have enough skills to trigger groundwork, my dude.
Was eating out Urara and tasted horse semen. Guess that's what she died from.
>>556029906heard that red shift only works for late surgers for this cm, also cute lucky charm groundwork
Would you go out with an uma who spent over three years with her trainer, and who’s rumored to have shared a night alone with him at a hot spring, forming an irreplaceable bond?
>>556029919Are you planning on sparking any banners this year?
>>556029985I ran out of SP for anything else>>556029996I don't have room for any more wit cards>>556030002Here it is>>556030006Ran out of points
>>556029906>he fell for the p*wer propaganda
>>556030201
>>556030186replace sweepy with a wit card, zensky doesn't need 3 speed cards to hit cap especially if two of them are MLB SSR
>>556030186Cut Riko and Sweepy for Wit cards.
>>556030162Only really Smaru speed aside from the obvious must pull scenario banners of Light Hello/Tachyon and Ramonu.
>>556030267Got it.>>556030272I don't have Teio to give me rushing gale so I need Riko for it.
>>556030186HOOOEEEEEEEH
Jesus Fucking ChristHow is this little bitch such a godamn SlutI get an insta boner when I see her do this pose
Well? Who's #2, /uma/?
hello my good umadacchieswould you be so kind as to tell me where the nearest paid banner is?
Year1 trio are here bwos#02 is Laisu
>>556030495In 3 days, sir Pige.
>there are anons in this very thread that are going to blow 60k carats on a card that only lasts for a singular year
>>556030573Halo blows me every morning
>teio is the official unofficial face of umamusume>she is 100% worthless as a trainee and as a support card
PLACE YOUR BETS NOWARE YOU CURREN OR FALCON
>>556030667Just wait for second speed teio bwo...
>>556030667say that to her face, bitch
>>556030748I WILL HOEEEEEHHHH
So Racing Carnival is basically just legend races on steroids?
>>556030667Bro your JP Teio speed card?
>>556030667new Teio card is meta in current JP so it's okay
>>556030748'm dead
>>556030793>>556030850what a handsome young man
>>556030573a year of meta relevancy is more than 99% of the cards of this game
If I get nothing, I will rape Goldship
>>556030793in about 4 years, cool
>>556030748I WILL BE FALCONI WILL BE FALCON
>>556030573What card?
>>556030748WE WILL ALL BE CURREN TODAY
>>556030748I'll be FALCONIf not then I'll fap to CURREN
>>556030748Does the book only has these two variation, unlike the doors/slogan from pulling umas?
fuck free rollYOUR SHOES WILL BE MINE
>>556030953agnes speed in 6 months
>>556030898that's not how it works
Give me a cool SSR spook…I need cards so bad…
IT IS A NEW DAY!
I fully expect to have to spark what I want in the big banner, obviously.But statistically, what are the odds I get NOTHING on the way? Not a single 3*?
>>55603117850/50
Oh... Why hello there
Retained
>>556031178It's quite unlikely
WOW A NEW CARD haha... ha.. ha....
>all cleatsI hate this game
>>556031206I prefer this one
>>556031279explode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ot7cHQo-M
>SIX srs>ALL dupesnigger
Thanks for the cleats......
Is the admire Vega card good or is it the shit card?
I was Curren...
>>556031373Golden books can still upgrade, never give up until the fight is over
I GOT NOTHING JUST SHITTY SRS I ALREADY HAVE MAXXED OUT
>>556031301So you're saying there's a chance...
>shinkonice>sweep srnice>zenno ssrnicewhat a nice day
>>556031404Good at MLB (worse than the sr guts card though)Unusable before mlb
3LB!
I'm...not 1st...
Fuck my stupid chungus life, I got an Air Shakur dupe yesterday too
My support card luck is abysmal, this is the 3rd 9R+1SRHowever I still have to brag about my Uma 3* pull rate, so this compensates
HAET FALCO!!1!!
>>556011186See you guys next weekThank you WITGODs
>>556031430I mean 200 pulls on the riko banner got me a single ssr bakushin and nothing else, which is also a 1.4% chance of happening. There's always a chance, both good and bad
yay!
FINEMO PLIS
This should be enough to hold
>>556031513sorry i'm 1st this week cya in the dust
SHIRAOKIII!!!!
Safe.Will do it again later to farm the class 5.5 loopers.
Funds Are Safu
>>556031625new card + she's hot I guess
>>556030383Might as well HOLD and spend it to top up whatever year 1 ssr you get.
>>556031142NiceI won't rape Goldship
so uh, what's this banner exactly?
>>556031849could and should probabky just do that, yeah. thanks anon
I just pulled the Admiral Vega SSR card from the ongoing event. Can I get a QRD on it?
MAMBOOOOO I'M COMING HOME then immediately going to sleep
alrightthat's itno more cheeky rollno more impulse rollI W I L L holdI can do thisZEN MODE activated
>>556031967pretty derby scout, are you blind?
>>556031982Good consolation prize. Powerful End Closer skill. Strong at low LBs. Becomes usable in MANT at MLB. Apparently gets powercrept though.
>>556030260My cute trainee Kitasan Black would never say this.
Are any of NYurara's potentials any good?
>>556031967no rate up, but you can spark anyone up to NY opera/urara
>>556032195TT
>anniversary free ssr selector + paid ssr selector>should have 20 rainbow crystals by the time they come aroundIs there any reason why I shouldn't take all of those and throw them at my 1LB Finemo to max her out? I already have Kitasan and Creek MLBed
>>556031967it's the "i'm f2p/low-spend and have never rolled on an uma banner since launch" or "i'm a reroll and missed my target uma" banner. you blow 30k carats and pity whoever you want from the list while hoping to get spooked by random shit on the way. the big meta unit is holidays oguri.an alternative is to be ready to blow 30k carats on the choco bourbon banner and settle for eishin as your pity if you get bourbon early as a means to fill out your roster.
>>556032241you should keep the uncaps for when you double spark on a new banner and get rapedthe selectors yea sure
>>556032136she's good for her skill only, CB wit has the same skill so as soon as she comes out ayabe is dead
>>556031301Fishing lvl?
>>55603234620 TE isn’t anything to shake a stick at. Not everyone is going for CB wit.
I'm so fucking tired of getting absolutely nothing from pulls, also no hot spring tickets and had to spin 26 times on the wheel every fucking timeI'M SEETHING
>>556032502yeah but she's a power card
>>556032617I’m going to call you a slur.
BWO, JUST LET ME MLB SR SWEEPY FFS
>>556032691EXPLODE
>>556031982it's a decent end-closer specific roamer at MLB.for mediums, you can run double power (rice shower or king halo + admire). it's just a daring strike printer and roamer for miles/longs.it's usable for MANT but admire vega guts SR is a better MANT-specific card and you can only run one of the cards thus the SSR will take a backseat to an SR.the strength of admire vega SSR (daring strike) becomes available on a better overall card (mr cb wit) and it dies.
>>556032490the only skill I have maxed, as it's the only important one
do i survive mant nyow?
I love free rolls
>>556031978No problem bro
Where is my fucking ticket cygamesI was promised cygames
>>556031967this banner starts having good value at double sparks and it ramps up with every additional spark, after this every dolphin or above will have every uma in the gameif you dont want anyone in particular just skip or if you want 1 uma it's better to buy the selector
too ez
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>not getting any Nishino's or Windy'sIt's over...
>>556032562Same thing hereI’m already scavenging everything in story mode just to reach 200 rolls once the free rolls are done
>>556032891HARIKITTE IKOU!
>>556032691you're an end closer main now.
>>556032891big rainbow cleats
>>556032879I got her ticket twice in a row but it’s bugged and you get hotspring event with I guess a default mob Uma?
There's literally ZERO fucking chance the Support rolls have the same rate as uma rolls. Supports have reduced rates and CYJEWS are lying and need to be sued.
>>556032051Throw a cheeky tenner on the pile, it’s primetimeTreat yourself
>>556033146u need 5 copies of the same support to make it good while for uma 1 is enoughhope that helps
Would you?
>>556033146i've got 3ssr in 70 card rolls and 3 3* in 80 uma rolls, shit checks out
>>556032891I wish a meteor would strike all multiple SSR pullers
>>556033287do what? provide a very professional sports massage?
>>556033287I'm already in
>>556033250URUSAIURUSAI URUSAI URUSAI
>>556033287Cockadoodledoo
4-1 btw
all these 650K+ scores make me think we might hit 600k+ for retention this time
>>556033269>>556033294STFU I'm filing the lawsuit right now
>>556032891FUKU IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE
Got my 2nd SSR Wit Currenwhat is this useful for, it seems kinda shit
>>556033287I'm already mounting her bwo
wowzers
>>556033451
Marvelous Cleats
>immediately asks if she sluts it upwoah
>>556033737She’s a really strong wit card, it’s just that she doesn’t get friendship at low LBs, so it’s a bit of a slogI used her in my XOguri deck since she has an extra charming event that you can highroll sometimes
I never roll on supports because you need 5 copies to make them good so its basically a scam just collect umas.
>>556033871retard
WTF BOTBWOS?
>double fail ace runokay that's enough for todaysweepy, clear my TP
>>556033701cow wife
>First race>Personal second best scoreA-am I safe?
>>556033936KITASAN DONT LOOK
>>556033871genius
>>556034000class 5? yeahclass 6? nyope, we've reached 600k before
>>556034000retention this week will probably be like 593k, so nyo....
>>556034000nigga, no
>>556033871smart (falcon)
>>556034000pfftno?we either stay at ~590k or move up by 5k
ANOTHER 9WHITE PULLHELL YEA
>>556034136better than getting ayabe fucking useless card could've been finemo
>>556034076>>556034078>>556034090>>556034129Nyo...
another minimum roll
