Giving a Lift Home Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFoc74WfA4Y [Embed]A general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch fanart contesthttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2014850671346921613DISPATCH FAN ART CONTEST WINNERS!We took our time agonizing over every vote. With over 1,500 submissions, we had to break 'em into categories (how does one compare a Mr. Whiskey sugar cookie to a Waterboy rap?!) This also gave us an excuse to recognize more winners.Huge thanks to everyone who submitted!Better buckle up for future Fan Art Fridays :)>Dispatch Switch Edition Launch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flCnsbSrYuw [Embed]>/SDN/ discord for anyone who's interestedhttps://discord.gg/ARS7HbBHPrevious: >>555541119
First for Mandy
Flambert <3333
>>556081198Flambae if he was gay
>>556081618>if
>/SDN/: Episode 42 - Return of the FujoWe're so back
Hello
>>556080390Discord is defunct, there were only 3 people so no point
>>556085075>Courtney you killed the subscriber
No straight man would ever wear a choker
when /sdn/ needed him most he returned
>>556092485I am surprised it stuck out without me but glad all the same.
>>556094827is that a fucking VRchat modeleverytime I underestimate the power of fujos it always comes back to haunt me
>>556095152Yeah, it's been a thing for quite a while now. Ever since Flambae's character model was ripped from the game he's been used in things like VRchat and what not.
>>556084151Is this a reference to something? Cause if it's not, whoever made it is retarded. You can't perforn surgery on a dude made entirely out of mud and clay. Bitch, he's got no organs to operate on.
>>556095905>flambae avatar>sounds nothing like flambaethere's no point if you can't sound like Lance Cantstopolis.
>>556096282
>>556096547I mean do most avatars on VRchat emulate their characters to a tee? Most time I just see it as if they're wearing a costume.
https://www.thepopverse.com/gaming-dispatch-gamify-my-life-ship-about-you-xoxo-week
>>556096564Hey, you. Barney Rubble. Get outta here. You can ask one of your /SDN/mates to fill you in later.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass clean brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>556097243And what if I don't?
>>556097738BB looked at this and thought, "Yep, that's the perfect guy to get drunk before tricking him into tardwrangling the worst team in my branch"
>>556098082Not even paying him either.
>>556098185she pays him in hallmark cards and office sex
>>556099369
>>556097618Then, I won't just kick you out of this thread, I'll kick you out of all /vg/ /SDN/ threads. You can go back to whatever other games was so lame that you thought posting here was an improvement. Or, you can step outside and think about what you want from all of this.
>>556100052
Why did she do it bros?
>>556100949Prism's a boss ass bitch.
>>556100548>closes blinds on you
>>556100949so SDN doesn't allow killing but they're totally fine with body mutilation and permanently blinding people?
>>556102208If it's Z-team they'll turn a blind eye so long as they get the bare minimum. I mean Flambae gets a pass even though he sets multiple fires only to stop them in the neck of time. Thus raising his place on the leaderboard.
>>556102208It’s implied Coupe was so low on the list because she kept killing people
>I’m sorry I overcooked the chicken, Robert
Uhh, bros? The king has spoken. Dispatch is SHIT.https://youtu.be/7W2He9z3w3I?si=zfhrDwM_iSoMe4Ie
>>556108765literally who>he chose mandyBased
>>556109102ok nevermind he shittalked mandy fuck this guy
>>556108765>Sir, a second chud video essay has hit /SDN/
>>556108765im far from someone who thinks something is popular is good, but every single criticism of dispatch I see just feels like they are literally just mad that its popular and that people like it
>>556110193The biggest shock to me was that Critical Drinker gave it a glowing review https://youtu.be/aB8THGzZEns?si=0Di4CPzXHmPDjZXt
>>556099369>where ya been bob bobSorry Mandy. He was a busy eating hot asthmatic filipinx pussy.
>>556110193>>556110282what info am I supposed to glean from this?
>>556111847Waterboy tops in this relationship
>>556111992That you’re not allowed to like the thing you like anymore
>>556108639S'ok Courtney. Sorry about slapping you in the face too hard with my Mecha Dick...
>>556111992Stop liking thing I don’t like
good night /sdn/
>>556114695g'night
Would you hire him as your accountant?
>>556117601>A cocaine addicted bat monster/scammerNo.
>>556117601>A cocaine addicted bat monster-scammerYes
>>556117601>A cocaine addicted bat monster-scammerMaybe
>>556098883>Flambae pulls up next to you in his Flamebird.>He says "Get in bitch! We're going shopping!"Do you take a ride?
>>556119327Fuck no, why would I want to go shopping with an emotionally bratty gay Afghan man?
>>556119368Why wouldn’t you want to go shopping with an emotionally bratty gay Afghan man?
>>556119643I feel like that's self-evident
PhenomaMech <3333
Fujo's back and all is well in the world again.
>E;R planted the final nail in /SDN/‘s coffin
>>556120225Based.
>>556120519Good to see /SDN/ still stood high in my absence. Though I wish AdHoc had something to announce at least.
>>556120571He still liked it.
>>556121716E;R doesn’t like anything
>>556120867Grab that dumpy.
>>556120571>>556121790>E;RWho?
>>556089549>the comic ends with a cinematic shot of the city in the background and an implied faggot blowjob in the foregroundA r t
Invisimech <3333
>>556097141
>>556123941WHAT THE FUCK did they mean by this?
>>556124914The article writer's into beast-e-ality and has a paw print tattoo on their ass.
>>556125446some people have poor impulse control when it comes to keeping their fetishes in check.
>>556125898>"Did someone say horsecock?"
>>556122956I wonder how firm it is.
>>556123320Kino.
Just bought myself a can of Monster.Gonna masturbate all night, later kids.
>>556128907have fun unc
I know, you're going to be upset I used AI, but "artists" don't draw girls I like properly.
>>556133042No nose ring, no augments, she's too white0/10Armpit hair isn't really my thing but you like what you like I suppose
>>556133213I think she looks better without it. I like how slender she looks in the game and hate how fanart is always super gross proportions. armpit hair is something I enjoy a lot, yes.
last one, that's it. not going to spam them. yeah, I chose Visi in my playthrough.
>>556133042>>556133880>>556134117I was willing to overlook the cringe pale-skin taste, but no nose ring and woke pit hair? I can tell you're one of those dudes that fit perfectly on a cuck chair with a really tiny cage on their dick.
>>556136782little bro is scared of a little hair
>>556126219Why is it the vanilla girls are always the freakiest
>>556137518>"What's up Robert." *gropes your crotch*>"We can work with this."
>>556139542HNNNGGGHHHHH
>>556139542She constantly sexually harasses him at work knowing HR won't do shit and he can't afford to lose this job
>>556140434Thank you, Miss Blazer.
>>556140434>"Oh hey Robert. Mind helping me out? I'm behind on paperwork so I haven't really done much superhero-ing lately. I like to sneak in a quick workout every once in a while."
>>556141242>"Robert I'm gonna need you to stay late tonight again. No, it's not negotiable."
Friendly reminder that as of the newest patch, Phenomaman ships Robert and Mandy.
>>556144914He sounds very strained.
>>556148776he was just taking a shit
>hi teem, dis is ur nu dispatcha, Cormtny
>>556150239I love Cormtny, Charlie(moistcritikal)... I LOVE CORMTNYYYYYY!!!
>>556150239>Z-team plummets back to the bottom of the leaderboard>Phoenix program gets cut and everyone goes back to prison
>>556150239>*starts chewing on the microphone*
>>556161793That's the mother of Robert Robertson the 4th.
>>556162565Also Beef's mom
>>556167086Why is it that I can tell the artist's sexual orientation just by looking at their art style?
>>556167737What's funnier is how often I can tell an artist is Russian just by art style alone
>>556168113>I can tell an artist is Russian just by art style aloneOk, now you are bullshiting.
>>556169687I learned to distinguish from looking at Rogue Trader fanart and how weird it looked to me compared to other fanart I had usually seen. Main thing I've noticed is a lot of sharp angles and usually very well defined jaws. Maybe the art school in St. Petersburg teaches everyone to draw in the same way or something?
>>556167737gay hands draw gay art
>>556169968Russian animation is kino
We've survived another thread. That's something to be proud of.Goodnight, /SDN/. I love you all.
>>556171064g'nightwe need to survive a few more, #45 is the bare minimum, #50 is the goal.
I finally got back to respectable values and can go back to writing without feeling bad
>>556171064Good night BBfrend
Why did depression make his hair turn green?
>>556173527Maybe his species releases an excess of chlorophyll into their hair follicles. When under extreme stress or depression? Who knows?
>>556173527more importantly how did he grow an impressive set of mutton chops within a day of getting dumped
>>556177613That’s just a thing that happens when you get dumped super hard
>>556183956bro you're running out of storage space
>>556187197Why does he look like JD from Scrubs
>>556187983The artist that drew it was trying to make him look like a character from the Pitt.
https://files.catbox.moe/wz9ipl.mp4
>>556177613>how did he grow an impressive set of mutton chops within a day of getting dumped>dumpedThey don't call him dumpy for nothing.
>>556193332They called him dumpy because he has a dumptruck ass though
>>556195153That he does. >>556126797
>>556144914He just wants to make love in a threesome
>>556196214>Blazerphenomamech threesome for season 2.Make it happen AdHoc.
>>556187983>somebody else besides me remembers scrubs>Dispatch as a medical dramedyMecha Man can't do this all on his own. Oh he knows... he's no Superman. I owe you a drink. Scrubs revival show feb 2026 or so I heard.
>>556197486Makes me want to go back and watch season 1-8 againAlthough Elliot wasn't nearly as hot as I thought she was
>>556197862I'd rather he bang Jordan again.
>>556197862Elliot is the Blonde Blazer of scrubs. J.D. Robertson III needs a Courtney who lovingly fucks with him constantly during shifts.
>>556200067Who is the Flambae of Scrubs?
>>556202158My mind immediately went to The Todd but only because of his dumb flame duragIf anything he'd be the Janitor just because all he does is fuck with the main character>>556200067>Mandy in a doctor's lab coat and stethoscopehngggh
am I weird for disliking malevola because she's open about being promiscuous? maybe it's just millennial writing that makes it seem worse in her dialogue but idkI want to like her, she's cute and is easily the second most normal member of the team (golem is #1) but being slutty is just really repulsiveI also dont like characters who are a bajillion years old in media but that's just my autism
>>556202876>If anything he'd be the Janitor just because all he does is fuck with the main characterWell we already got a janitor but I see what you mean.
>>556203032Malevola's a demon, she's anything but normal.
>>556202876>If anything he'd be the Janitor just because all he does is fuck with the main character>calls Robert a bitch whenever he fails to save a patient
>>556203065If anything waterboy would be that one intern that kept killing his patients
Why is she like this
>>556207106Robert’s existence turns her feral
>>556211172
Shroud is full of bullshit. There's no way that fag could predict that I would friendzone 2 hot girls. The chance was literally 5%.He just likes to say "All according to keikaku" after the fact. He sells the illusion of being an all knowing, 2 steps ahead mastermind to the brainlets that follow him.
>>556217178did you think of this before or after your morning coffee?
>>556217518I don't drink coffee.
>>556212004>courtney >not immediately gobbling his nutsthat image is fake news. ai. slander even.
Neanderthal Visi my beloved...
>>556219853What do you guys think phenomamal's genitals actually look like? Does he even have any? Is he like a ken doll down there? A cloaca like everyone's speculation? Or does it open like one of those face hugger eggs in the alien franchise? These are the questions that keep me up at night...
>>556220354I just think it's big, both in length and width. And it glows.
>>556220354crab pincers
>>556226237>>556226367POST MORE PHENOMAMECH AND WATERBAE YOU COWARDS
>>556226758
Fujo's carrying us all the way to #50! Let's go, baby!
>>556227059>>556227219>>556227435>>556227546I'm pulling my cock out.
>>556220025>Rob still no gib dick after donut gift
>>556229986Courtney you smashed the donuts all over his work desk...
>>556228512Cute
>>556228512What's their ship name anyway?
>>556232331You like black girls?
>>556230218>mfw none of the donuts looked like what they were supposed to be and were just a lazy palette swap of a regular donutSeriously for all the praise of the little details and facial expressions Dispatch got, I was low-key disappointed they cut corners on that scene... barely anyone even acknowledged it too...
>>556232698Bruh, they do change. Try plain glazed and jelly filled donuts. The donut choice also changes what sort of donuts Waterboy leaves on your desk after you choose him for Z-Team.
>>556232698A lot of details unaccounted for are often overlooked. Don’t misunderstand, I felt the same way about it.
>>556232698>>556233226Jelly filled donut https://youtu.be/3TauFCUf1Lw?t=52Plain glazed donuthttps://youtu.be/3TauFCUf1Lw?t=91
Fuck I just chipped my tooth by using it to open a beer
>>556232698>>556233484And here's the Penis donut https://youtu.be/3TauFCUf1Lw?t=147You must've picked glazed on one of your playthroughs and then the penis one on the other.They look similar, except that penis one leaves white cum on Robert's PC compared to glazed's yellowish/beige.
People are REALLY starting to turn on Dispatch after the E;R video
>>556235184Who? Where?
>>556232456Fuckin' love me some hot chocolate light-refracting prism-pussy
>>556235237https://x.com/revenant_mmxx/status/2018763461623501202?s=46
>>556235184>after the E;R videoam I supposed to know who that is?
>>556235421Copium
>>556233226>>556233484>>556233692You're missing the point. You can clearly see in that vid and in the game that only the color of the icing on the donut changes. And maybe the cream filling. But the actual shape of the donuts pet choices stay the same (a regular/generic round donut with a hole in the center). Jelly filled donuts are solid round and have no hole in the center. The "Dick" donuts are supposed to be shaped like a big long bar like one of those jumbo kit kat bars. Like I said, it's lazy that they didn't put more effort into that despite putting a lot of effort into other smaller easy to miss details but yeah, it's not game breaking or anything, just ruined my immersion a bit.
>>556235638Adhoc owes us for one jelly donut
>>556235304And one guy saying he hates something on twitter is >People are REALLY starting to turn on DispatchLmao
>>556232331Flashflood I think
>>556235916You’re coping
>>556235184>E;RNo, seriously, someone redpill me on this. Everytime it comes up all I think of is "Emergency Room"...
so with the switch ordeal, this "franchise" is OFFICIALLY dead and buried right?
>>55624190910 more days until announcement of... something, trust the plan.
>>556241909Nah.
>>556242467TROOST IN NIGGERMAN.
>>556235638wait for the director's cut bro it'll fix everything
>>556203032They're all socially maladjusted (barely) reformed criminals. I don’t remember Malevola being particularly slutty besides doing the female version of a nut tap and saying some gang wants to finger fuck her. Flirty behavior isn't slutty.
>>556235184I think his criticisms were valid. I agree that the writing would have benefited more by toning down the irony-joking, quipping and some of the more over the top swearing. The whole 'your choices influence the story' is definitely a bait and switch too. People underestimate how difficult it would be to create genuinely full branching paths, but its not like AdHoc (or telltale) had to lie and act like things changed significantly based on dialogue options. But I could tell E;R liked it too, he admitted as much. Its just his shtick to be negative about modern media.
>>556251491Irony joking is based, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not
>>556251658It gets over the top though. Especially when the majority of your characters do it and do it all the time. Not everyone has to have immediate, snappy responses to everything like they had half a day to rehearse and anticipate. Plus it comes at a cost of earnestness and feeling fully engaged in a story or the potential stakes. Sometimes less is more.
>>556235184Why are people pretending like some literally who youtuber is the end-all-be-all of dispatch discussion especially when his viewers clearly didn't even play the game
>>556252029Because video essays are powerful. They’re what killed the Courtney fanbase.
>>556251906Maybe I’m just more tired of hearing the words “Reddit” and “millennial writing” used to criticized something than I am anything else
>>556253750>They’re what killed the Courtney fanbase.Killed how? The amount of people who are still team Visi says otherwise. The Invisigal-exclusive subreddit is twice as big as the Blazer one, for every MechaBlazer fic published there are two VisiMech ones, and the game statistics are still in her favor. Video essays have little impact on the overall community.
>>556253750I think you're vastly overestimating the reach of these videos, especially ones that can't even break 100k viewsMost of the people who have played dispatch and enjoyed it have just moved on, they don't spend their time watching video essays of a game they don't play anymore or shitpost on a mongolian basket weaving forum all day. The ones who are left are the ones whose opinions have already been made up and are just watching this slop to affirm their beliefs
>>556256458Surely she would take that nose ring out on her wedding day, wouldn’t she?
Pic related fanart caused reddit to have a complete meltdown. Find it funny that a week ago they were crying about censorship only to demand some dude censor his art because he likes thick women.>>556253750Last I checked her fanbase is still alive and is still twice the amount of Blazer. Those essay videos are literally cope from Blazerfags who feel the bizarre need to justify their choice by shitting on others.
>>556257358Nah, the nose ring stays.
>>556257358>>556258223would've been funnier if the artist made her nose ring as robert's wedding ring.
Fixed
>>556257446Historical revisionism. Anyone who talks about Visi outside of this bubble calls her a rapist and says she’s annoying
>>556264969Sure, whatever helps you cope.
>>556265215Dispatch lost
https://twitter.com/AnimationsFera/status/2019100138392977870WaterMAN
>>556261008>Every Asian female sidekick/love interest in a film during the late nineties to the mid teens.
>>556268476
I hope Broken Things hasn't been shelved
>>556270829>no updates since almost four weeksGrim. I hope it's not over.
>>556273909Is sending him a message on Reddit asking if he's dropped it too much?
>>556274854I mean, he could have just taken a small break, so I wouldn't bother him yet. If there will be nothing new in a week or two, then I guess you can consider the fic suspended and ask for confirmation.
I really hope they make Mandy being a closet mecha man fan canon in season 2
>>556277959I thought it was canon that Mandy thought Robert was gonna be a loser before she met him?
>>556278381where did you get that?
>>556278904NTA but there was a line from Blazer in the phone ARG which implies that she had uncertain feelings about him:>Ugh… Chase! Sorry we keep missing each other, I watched your friend Roberts press conference and… *sighs* I don’t know, I’m still on the fence about him. I think I’ll just have to meet him face to face to figure out if he’s a fit? Yeah, just wanted to let you know.That said, I treat the ARG's contribution to canon in a similar vein to the comics - so this is something that season 2 could overwrite I guess.
>>556281241well that's news to meBut also it doesn't necessarily rule it out, she could like mecha man and also have doubts of whether he'd be a good fit as a dispatcher or having him go corporate, especially if you chose to beat up the reporterI'm just basing this off her line where she says "you're the real hero" which implies she already respects mecha man
>Bobert wuld u stil luv me if ay was a worm?
>>556284894>rape
>>556251491I’ll describe his and every culture warrior’s criticisms in one image
The raped
>>556288997"I can't romance sonar" is a legitimate criticism though
Imagine if there's a dispatch segment where we play as Mandy and every so often she just autosends the worst hero possible to the call
>>556295550Why yes, I do think we should send Visi to calm down the ICE protestors
>>556296264Visi would get deported
>>556297228It’s so sad Robert can’t afford to get his wife a green card
>>556297963actually he did but someone happened to steal it and then called ICE on her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
good nightwe need to make it until the valentines
>>556302170good night visifrend
>>556302170What do Robert and Courtney do for Valentine’s Day?
>the fujo is back The fuck
>>556303403Don't forget, you're here forever
>>556303403These are dark times indeed.
>>556303667I didn’t always believe this. But here I am.
>>556303403
For the love of the gods. Just make an animated series or something. It would work. I want casual slice of life superhero shit that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
>>556304808Never ever. Ever.
>>556303007Argue with each other. lovingly
>>556304808they already fucked themselves making 2 separate love interests and not committing one to canon so anyone commitment to one or the other would piss off half the fanbase. And if you do a neutral route then no one would be happy
>>556305473>if you do a neutral route then no one would be happyI would.
POKER NIGHT IS BACK!!!!MAKE 3 WITH MANDY AND CHARLIE AND LUCY AND ABRAMS!!!!
No boo for valentines month feels bad =\
>>556308778I never been in a romantic relationship ever in my life. So I'm not missing out on anything.
>>556305473There are some characters you could theoretically see in a 3-way relationship, but Mandy and Courtney aren't really it. Each would claim Robert and guard him jealousy. They'd be knife fighting in the back of SDN within 5 minutes, or stabbing Robert together if he suggested it.
I’m a bitch. My name is Me. :(
>>556305270Bob Bob is a twinkie connoisseur
>>556311279Not enough body hair
>>556311723Better?
>>556313935Waterbae? More like WaterBASED.
>>556313371Much better
sloppy sex with Mandy at a party
>>556313371>>556313935>>556315429>>556315673>>556316594>>556317321>>556318785>>556320407>>556321062>>556322051Based fujo
>>556322668You caught a hetero in the crossfire kek Now they are gay
>>556323465I am only gay for Mandy
>>556324056No you are gay now
>>556324268yes, for Mandy
>>556324329yup
>>556324480The female one
>>556324480Now do female Robert. .
>>556324940
>>556324565uh huh
>>556324480>>556325035>>556325378Need.
>>556325378like with boobs and a vagina
>>556327474Also need.
https://x.com/hoodg3nius/status/1990112988192227490Calmest Mandy fan
>>556328586Why is Rob’s rape face so hot.
>>556324329>>556324480>>556325378>MandyEmphasis on "Man".
Season 2 doko
>>556325035>fem!bob>no fucking scarsWho is this generic basic bitch? That ain't no fem!bob.
Visi sobbed at the end of Reze Arc.
>>556330540Easy Court... Shift's not over just yet.
>>556330540>mfw I know who posted this, but I just can't prove it...
>>556336739It's actually BB who shitposts on company time
>>556338234>chase on his way to implicate an innocent, down on her luck, asthmatic former villain that can turn invisible because fuck her that's why.
Good night /sdn/
>>556342756G'night.
Vis hasn’t allowed Robert to shower for days
>>556306513WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK, BABY! Here's to potential Sam and Max game!
>>556251491>>556251906
>tfw Bitch starts playing on the radio at work this song will never be the same for me again
>>556349591Flambae’s cover is superior
I’ve been thinking a lot about dark skinned women recently
>>556354185Waterboy...
>>556358963You’re one to talk, aren’t you, Robert?
I see you guys refuse to stay dead…
>>556325035>kwabThe superior fem!bob.
>>556359595I love my asthmatic, transparent, brown, tomboy neanderthal wife.
>>556359826I just love Dispatch so much…
>>556360882have it in better quality anon
>>556359826No shit... /SDN/ is part of the PHOENIX Program... Do (you) know what a "Phoenix" is?
>>556361463Burnt shit
>>556361134Big Mcthankies from Mcspanky's bro-chacho.
>>556360928I love Mandy
>>556361684It's clearly the sweltering ballsack of america.
>>556362330
>>556362759What kind of music do you think the z-team listens to? Obviously Flambae is a fan of stuff like Meredith Brooks, Whitney Houston and probably like Madonna. What about the others?
>>556362759I like that band...
>>556365024golem probably listens to heavy metal
>the person who made the "I don't like Invisigal" video essay is a trannylmao, that makes sense. Their hatred towards tomboys needs to be studied.
>>556365024Visi's confirmed to listen to Paramore and of course Bershy, so I imagine she's into girly rock and pop in general. Waterboy's a metalhead, and Golem was listening to some rock or power metal during the bar scene I think? Prism is pretty obvious with her own genre, the rest is up to speculation.
>>556365534Visi also 100% listens to MCR
>>556365024>>556365534Doesn't Prism only listen to her own music and considers everything else lame?
>>556365532Many such cases. It seems that most of her haters are faggots, trannies, or dykes who thought she would be one of them and started calling Dispatch a chud game for incels after ep 4 dropped.
>>556365532i don't understand why troons always have such a stick up their asses over tomboy characters. every time some anime or something drops with one in a major spot they are malding the entire time the show is airing.
Courtney listens to the Kingdom Hearts soundtrack.You will not convince me otherwise.https://youtu.be/obdWMUPase0?si=tMCtykRraqkF7npI
The meltdown was glorious
>>556366615Utada's songs in III are peak Visicore
>>556366684why are roasties like this
>>556366615>she didn't even play the games>but she has fond memories of watching a family member (like a brother we never heard about) playing it when she was a kid.>Robert catches her listening to Simple and Clean one day (he played KH too) and she spills a mountain of spaghetti trying to explain herself because she finds it embarrassing.
>>556366684i will never understand why women seethe so uncontrollably over anything involving romance that caters to men. like, they get thousands of books, movies, and shows every year that pander directly to them and one little game with a couple of attractive and likable love interests for a straight male character just makes them have utter meltdowns.
>causes breakdowns in trannies, dykes and other specimens due to her design alone>declared as irredeemable because of her behavior, she's literally a rapist>dozens of video essays explaining why she's the wrong choice>still won the Robertbowl How the fuck did she do it?
>>556366803LET ME FACELET ME FACELET ME FACE MY FEARShttps://youtu.be/-KWMVnz2XZk?si=VahzYc_dGe2ZLmgP
>>556366684Meanwhile, the female wish fulfillment stories be like:
>>556368417that's different, chud!
>>556367648ShoeonHead was right. Every man wants an art hoe who’s willing to say the N word.
I just find it funny that a lot of Blazer fans act in a way that Mandy would despise if they existed in the Dispatch universe. I have no stake in shipping war shit but I find it interesting that the fandoms of both girls seem to be the tonal opposite of said girl's personality. Visi is rough and aggressive yet her fans tend to be chill and like cute shit while Blazer is a kind and loving woman yet her fans tend to be vitriolic and aggresive.
>>556370309Don't start this shit again. Visifags were just as shitty to Blazer when the episodes were coming out purely due to being in the majority.
>>556370309The big question is, would it be the other way around if Blazer had the majority vote?
>>556370880It was just breaking balls
>>556370881I feel like it would. Literally every time Adhoc releases stats it always shows that Visi isl twice as popular and this seems to rile them up. Little brother syndrome I think it's called.
>>556371087I still remember the accusations of her being secretly evil, of how she's a dirty cheater, how she just chose you as a rebound for phenomaman, or was manipulating you just to get you to work for SDN, etc. A lot of it wasn't just banter.
>>556371434It's easy to say that with hindsight but when the first two eps released the common sentiment was that she came onto Robert really strong which everyone found suspicious. On top of that the boyfriend reveal at the end of ep 2 further made people sour on her. Still baffles me how the devs seem to be confused on why that scene impacted Blazer's popularity.
>>556372052The biggest issue is that she sends Robert to talk to her ex. Which, you understand because Robert is the POV character so he needs to be the one to talk to depressed autistic superman so -we- meet him. But in context it's all around weird, because Blazer never really explains herself, Robert doesn't try and address things, and your imagination starts to run wild.It -seems- like the sexual tension with Robert might have been what pushed Blazer to finally drop Phenomaman, so the fact that she pressures Robert to tell him to stop making a scene in the parking lot (instead of like, just talking to her ex herself or something, or someone who knows him well) is just very weird and off putting. I think I get what the writers were attempting to do, and they didn't even do it entirely awfully, but if they were trying to not make Blazer seem weird and manipulative they should have taken more time to revise and re-imagine those scenes. Ultimately the scenario presented is out of tune because of the reality we're playing a video game more than anything.
>>556372052even without hindsight it's pretty disingenuous to call BB a cheater just because Robert kissed her. Also hypocritical to say she was coming on strong or being disingenuous about her romantic interest when Visi literally had a wet dream about Robert after one day of him being nice to her. The general sentiment I felt was that Blazer was being hyper-scrutinized for every little mistake while everyone gave Visi a free pass for much bigger flaws because that's just the way she is.I realize that discourse has mostly passed now and it's all moot anyways but still. The double standards were real and the fact that Blazer's good qualities were always glossed over was unfair to her character.
>>556372937no i called her a cheater because she was being openly flirty with robert while still having a boyfriend. i personally never kissed her in ep 1. and who gave visi a free pass? people were dragging her through the mud after she punched robert.
>>556373353yeah, thank you for proving my point
Damn you fujo for keeping this rotten corpse alive you disgusting foul necromancer you
>>556373508But he didn’t prove your point
neat I didn't know Dispatch had a general. discussing on /v/ is fucking impossible I have 3 questions- why does robert have a fucked up hole in his ear? you would think it's just another injury from his hero work but in the Chase flashback when he was a kid he already has it- when courtney smashes the donut she got for you it appears the type of donut she gets is supposed to be based on what you told her was your favorite earlier, but like, I picked jelly donut and that shit did not look like a jelly donut at all? when I've replayed the scene the only donut that looks like how it should is the cream one. I dont know, it's weird and I haven't seen anyone talk about it- why does courtney wear her watch upside down? is she stupid
>>556373654Let me ask you this. If you wereon the blazer route and got enough points to get Visi's locker room kiss, would you consider Robert a cheater? Would you consider Visi a homewrecker or manipulative for kissing you even when knowing you had a thing for Blazer at the moment?If neither of them apply, then neither does Blazer getting drunk and overly friendly with Robert at the bar. The game even makes a point to emphasize multiple times that nothing she did was wrong. It's just double standards dictating that BB was acting immorally but Visi gets a free pass for things that BBhaters were accusing BB of themselves.
>>>/v/732341358>ArchivedSo fucking sad. Stay in your pigpen, waifufags.>>556373974The only people here (and on /v/) that still want to talk about this game are waifufaggots with their gay waifuwars. You're wasting your breath, but sure, I'll help you out.>- why does robert have a fucked up hole in his ear? you would think it's just another injury from his hero work but in the Chase flashback when he was a kid he already has itBackstory from the comics, the Mecha Man wired out or some shit (possibly cause of Shroud) and shot him. Chase shoved him and it ended up only being the ear.>- when courtney smashes the donut she got for you it appears the type of donut she gets is supposed to be based on what you told her was your favorite earlier, but like, I picked jelly donut and that shit did not look like a jelly donut at all? when I've replayed the scene the only donut that looks like how it should is the cream one. I dont know, it's weird and I haven't seen anyone talk about itI dunno. They're 3 different types of donuts.
>>556374584I'm confused, are you supposed to be a hater or a closet dispatchfag? Anyways thanks for the bump
>>556374584>Backstory from the comics, the Mecha Man wired out or some shit (possibly cause of Shroud) and shot him. Chase shoved him and it ended up only being the ear.and that happened when robert was just a kid?
>>556374872I like Dispatch. I hate you retards who ruined the discussion of it with your gay waifuspam and waifufaggotry. InviSEAmonkeys and BBjeets. Literally just went to scroll up a bit and you see you retards are still at it >>556370309 >>556370880 >>556371087 >>556371434. Same fucking garbage discussions every single time. This is why I'm glad the /v/ threads archive and you faggots are siloed off here.>>556374913Yes. The comics aren't very good (And there's some contradictions) but if you're curious, they're worth a read and quick. You can just go check them out on youtube instead of handing out the 10 bucks.
>>556374584>>So fucking sad. Stay in your pigpen, waifufags>posted it again awardI don't think that anyone who sticks around this general makes /v/ threads anymore, so fuck off.
>>556373974>why does robert have a fucked up hole in his ear?The comic implies that he was trying to damage his dad's suit and the defense system kicked in. If it wasn't for Chase, he would have a hole in his head instead.>I picked jelly donut and that shit did not look like a jelly donut at all?The smashed donut does have three variants, but yeah, the jelly one doesn't look like it had jelly in it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TauFCUf1Lw>why does courtney wear her watch upside down? It's a tacticool way of wearing it, I guess it has to do with her hand-to-hand combat. Less chance of destroying the watch face when holding guard or whatever.>is she stupidYes (2INT).
>>556375134
>>556375134>I like Dispatch, but you’re not allowed to talk about a part of the game I don’t likeGo kill yourself
>>556375134are you the faggot from /v/ who believes that everyone who posts waifus is a self-inserting incel?
>>556373974>why does robert have a fucked up hole in his ear? Someone clearly didn't play the Digital Deluxe Edition of the game. Go buy it on steam. >when courtney smashes the donut she got for you it appears the type of donut she gets is supposed to be based on what you told her was your favorite earlier, but like, I picked jelly donut and that shit did not look like a jelly donut at all? when I've replayed the scene the only donut that looks like how it should is the cream one. I dont know, it's weird and I haven't seen anyone talk about itTHANK YOU. I literally brought this up a thread ago. NOBODY mentions it despite all the little blink-and-you'll-miss-it details in the game they put effort into.>why does courtney wear her watch upside down? is she stupidThat's literally how women used to wear watches back in the day. hell some women probably still do. In fact, some men do as well.
>>556377506Maybe she does it so it helps prevent damaging the watch in a fist fight. And maybe it also helps her gauge how long she can hold her breath.
>>556376387>The smashed donut has THREE PALETTE SWAPSftfy. also literally pic related. The "long johns' are the dick donuts. The "filled donuts" are what jelly filled ones are supposed to look like hence no hole in the center. There's no way to fuck this up unless adhoc literally cut that corner or they just don't eat donuts at all.
>>556378248>long johnsthey're dick donuts.
>>556377825Those are also valid reasons but really it's something to do with 80s-90s fashion.
>>556378380You got me... I love gobbling on hot sloppy donuts. Love 'em from my mouth to my butt...
>>556374584>>556375134It take a ho to birth a ho, your mom a ho, an' you a bitch.
>>556380674Looking like Mumford fucked ALL his sons
He would solo the entire Z-team
I also have a question. Why does this game attract so many women? Is it a splash back effect from that one show?
>>556382172Mecha Man would stomp Man into the dust
>>556382808Because most women are Bi and they were attracted by the snowbunny in all the marketing
>>556382949*plants a bomb on his back*
>>556383720*gets better*
>>556382172The asylum is leaking again.
Fucking Flambae on a toilet in some trucker stop bathroom
>>556387715No
>>556387715he couldn't solo the balloon stuck in a tree mission
>>556387830The Invincible Variants are stated to be weaker than Mark.
>>556388091>AYYYIEEEE EVE STUBBED HER TOE! SAVE ME CECIL!
>>556388408He went out to fight in the end.
>>556389975But in the end, it doesn’t even matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rptLcA0E4psI finally remembered what this drawing reminded me of
>>556403335Imagine taking the mecha dick
>>556404602Wouldn't you like to know?
>>556406982>>556407885Robert was never the same after a villain hit him with his retardation ray. Its nice Flambae is willing to take care of him.
mornings with Mandy
>>556411539Flambae's a good man when he's willing.
Shondo does not care for Mandyhttps://youtu.be/yiju6N9vyJU?si=DETAxPhoIdSnNHww
>>556414228I'm sure she'll get over it
>>556367648it's always a certain demographic that hates her too
>>556421450Which demographic?
>>556421970you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKywAPQPmUQ>season 2 starts with Robert doubting his abilities as mecha man and wondering if he'll ever live up to his father's legacy>at the end Chase tells him he's already far surpassed Astral's achievements a long time agowould be kino
good night /sdn/ i'm fucking wasted
>>556422610good night courtneyfrend
>>556413972Robert, Peter, I don’t mean to alarm you two, but you’re eating with a fraud.
Dispatch is such fujoslop its Incredible
>>556424282There's literally only one gay guy in the entire game
Fucking Courtney on a toilet in some trucker stop bathroom
>>556424282>>556424575Fujos built themselves on lesser foundations. It's been a thing since Star Trek for crying out loud.
>>556424575>he thinks fujo slop requires gay menLMAO nobody tell him
>>556424705Courtney 100% comes across as a trucker stop slut kek
How many Visis do you think Bobert poster has
>>556422081That image always makes me question my sanity... shouldn't it be the other way around? Young bob bob on top and mecha bob on the bottom? Or was I hallucinating how that meme was?
>>556424282Everything with two male characters can be fujoslop sadly
>>556426002All of them
>>556429714The Visilings are eating out of house and home.
>>556428409Everything with two female characters can be himeslop sadly
>>556387715>>556388408Why is Mark such a BITCH
>>556430558Everything with male and female characters can be yumeslop sadly
>>556429714Hey is that a doro
>>556430809I do believe it is a doro.
>>556430728
Mechaman can’t get together with Flambae, even had Robert been bi. Robert slicing off Chad’s fingers is just too much of a sleight against Chad’s ego. It would never work out.
>>556431790Rob needs to go full yakuza and offer two of his fingers as an apology / proof of affection
>>556431790Invisigal blew up the mechaman suit and Robert full well could've died in that blast. Didn't stop their relationship from blossoming.
>>556432246Invisigal didn’t cost Robert any fingers.
>>556432308Only four months in a coma, the astral pulse, need I say more?
>>556432486He’s fiiiine.
>>556432308Blonde Blazer didn't cost Robert anything period
>>556080390why are protagonists as cool as robert so fucking rare
>>556433369In the grand scheme of things they're not really. It's only been in the last decade or so entertainment at large drifted away from leads like Robert.
>>556432950
>>556432486I thought that was a cover story of some kind? At least that's what I understood from the press conference scene and discussions in-game regarding that. Wasn't it just a few weeks and he spent most of that time searching for the astral pulse?
>>556435862Jim and Pam get together in the endSame with Robert and Mandy
>>556432060Deranged fujo…
>>556437520Fujos are universally insane creatures.
>>556432950imagine she had already broken up with Pman in this scene and Robert just wifed her up immediately
>>556440152I would’ve still stayed pure for Visi
>>556441181
Hello Should I play this game?Not sure if i should buy
>>556442506You don’t want to lap up the slop of the month, anon? Like a good boy consumer?
>>556442506It has hot women that don't ignore you so yes
Ablooblooblooooo
>>556446314Zero brain activity
>>556442840It's got sex in it. It's got regular boobies, super boobies. And your favorite (you)tubers are voicing it. Isn't that great? We've also got product placement, musical bangers, good animation (of boobies), tsundere tomboys, blonde babes, brunette babes, muscle mommies and vidya game women are sexy again without being woke lesbians.
>>556432950she cost by being BORINGcourtney and robert have a 'frustratingly attracted to eachother' / 'just fuck already' dynamic instantly. mandy and rob have a "we're going to be best friends" dynamic instantly and both of these is literally what happens
>>556446314Why yes, I would like to join you both for dream sushi dinner
>>556447312
>>556447443If that’s your attitude, you’re free to fuck off while me and Dumpy enjoy some Uni
>>556448194>Mandy crying in the corner as she fumbles the both of them
>>556448989Surely Dumpy has a phenomenal boypussy yes?
>>556449478He's called dumpy for a reason.
>>556442439kwab
>>556449862
>>556449478you ever see what insect mandibles look like?
>>556450268Pincers are only on his manhood.
>>556450268>>556450353I thought he had a supercloaca or something? Like a goatse.
>>556450575>2 of sweettalker's claws are missing and his fingernail looks fucked>mfw disgusting furfag ai slopyikes.
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>>556452270imagine if he pulled a fast one on them and lied about his secret identity by telling him he was blueballs man instead
>>556452493He's sad okay? His blue balls were just a coincidence. because he won't let courtney milk them just yet so he can see her suffer and squirm like a good girl
>>556453159
>Invisigal when Mecha Man walks into SDN and he’s lowkey hot
>>556454809>using a vtumor image but not referring to bob as Dave DispatchWhat a missed opportunity.
>>556457614
>>556457726
>>556457842Now how is Robert going to get back from Japan?
>>556457842
>>556457962
>>556458060
>>556458193
>>556454387>picks right side option
>>556457726>>556457842>>556457962>>556458060>>556458314Awkwwwwward...
I'm new to this general, did you guys notice the fucking typo in episode 2?they got "it's" wrong, they used it as a possessive. holy shit
>>556461091I love them
>>556455892The fuck am I looking at
>>556464983Flambae reaching out and then in the next panel nuzzling Robert's back. I know it confused me at first as well.
>>556452270>TrustThis is the only Trust in Courtney's head during bob-bob's secret identity reveal speech.
>>556464752Me too.
Invisimech is canon
>>556465875At least add a fucking D-Pad since there's multiple choice based dialogue and the hacking parts. And a start/select/home button for options like the copyrighted music.
>>>/v/732390984>(Archived)Yup. Stay in your pigpen.
benjamin netanyahu personally hired a thousand rabbis to cast kabbalah spells 24/7 in order to prevent me from having this
>>556436553He does mention that he spent some time after the explosion searching for a pulse, and the comic, for what it's worth, shows him getting up after the crash. So I guess it could have been a cover story, or just another case of the story being rewritten, changed and cut who knows how many times.
>>556467539It still takes a whore to birth a whore, your mom is still a whore, and you're still a bitch... ____bitch.
/v/ threads are a waste Stay here
>>556467539>>556468287Why would anyone from here make /v/ threads anyway. It's just some late anons who only got around to playing Dispatch now that are making them.
>>556468268Why does he look so fucking smug when he sings
>>556469623Afghans are smug
>>556467635Why do you still hate on the Jews like a bitch?
>>556467539>>>/v/732409280
>>556470719NTA but who else is to blame?
>>556471386White people? I’m serious here. Every single criticism thrown at the Jews isn’t unique to the Jews. In fact it’s in majority white people who are responsible for all the damage done to Europe. It’s not a Jew who is about to legalize 500,000 immigrants in Spain. All white people had to do was not call people racist for pointing out demographic concerns. The self hating Jew is indistinguishable from the self hating white person. Both feel obligated to hate themselves and let their “lessers” in. And to SHAME anyone who points out the math.
>>556471758I’ve always said this. Jews are as libtarded as white folk and will welcome in their future murderers. Libtarded Jews would attack their own for being against immigration.
>>556469623'Cuz he's a prodigy. An air guitar prodigy. He does air bass too. He also does air drums. He's basically the fucking jackson 5 by himself.
>>556471945“We didn’t do this. YOU did this!”.
>>556472031he's also strong as fuck. it's crazy
>>556472634He said that just to piss Bob-Bob off
Does anyone still have that pasta about Chase, Shroud, and the bike?
>>556472031Ooo, guitar riff, nyanananananana
>>556473102
>>556473046>bobbie boySo weak... so... so weak...
>>556473657>the virgin track star vs. the chad shroudbased.
>>556473657Ty, somethingbro
Chad would be such a schoolyard bully. He’d pick on poor Robert probably. Really badly too.
>>556447152The dispute between Mechablazer and Invisimech reminds me most of Batman shipping, more specifically Batman x Wonder Woman and Batman x Catwoman. The first one is, in a way, ideal - they are both heroes, they share moral values, they are on the same team, there is stability between them. Just like between Rob and Blazer. But there's a reason why not many people care about it and the second one is more popular, often considered canon in mainstream, and is also arguably one of the most soulful romance stories in capeshit. And that's because it is far from ideal - Bruce and Selina are on different sides of the law, have different values, frequent disputes, constant will-they-won't-they dynamic, and while from a real-life point of view such a relationship is not desirable because it lacks stability, from the point of view of a fictional story it is absolute cinema for romantics, because it provides a lot of material in the form of overcoming challenges, doing something against one's stance for the sake of love, etc. The classic heart vs brain trope, Romeo and Juliet shit. And it's the same with Robert and Visi. That's why it works so well and why it's more popular. Or at least that's how I see it.
>>556477695>Mechablazer and Invisimech>Batman shipping>specifically Batman x Wonder Woman and Batman x CatwomanNobody tell him. specially don't tell him how visi's VA also voiced catwoman.
>>556477695>and while from a real-life point of view such a relationship is not desirable>not desirableI agree with your post and think it's quite analogous but I'd nitpick your wording here and say that no, it's not -logical-. It's actually incredibly desirable. To the point that I'd wager if we had some omnipotent understanding and were able to simulate every man on earth experiencing the events of Dispatch as Robert in real life, the overwhelming majority would have still picked Invisigal. Far more than the ingame stats reflect.That's given the unrealistic waifu scenario of Dispatch, thoughever. The relationships I've had irl have all been far more Blonde Blazer than Invisigal. Mandys do exist irl but Courtney isn't real because the ones that have that personality do not fucking look like hot tomboys with tight midriffs at 27Maybe in another 9 hours I'll finally get my first reply to my other post I made >>556463737
the steam points shop for dispatch sucksincredible animation and they cant put some nice avatars and backgrounds together
>>556378380I love how she's barely able to contain her laughter at her own retarded joke
>>556481775I'm aware, if I had a penny for every waifu from a moviegame who's a thief voiced by Laura Bailey, I'd have exactly two pennies.>>556483354Yeah I see what you mean, the not desirable part was more about BatCat always returning to square one because god forbid canon gets changed - in real life, at some point you will want actual stability and certainty about the state of the relationship, but here you don't have that, and that's not desirable in the long run. The case with Dispatch is different and I agree that many men would desire to experience something like the story between Robert and Visi, especially because it ends well and therefore the effort put into it provides satisfaction. >Courtney isn't real because the ones that have that personality do not fucking look like hot tomboys with tight midriffs at 27Yeah, the irony is that Blazer being the perfect one is less of a fantasy than Visi being the way she is. >>556463737I didn't notice, but it doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
>>556483354>I'd wager if we had some omnipotent understanding and were able to simulate every man on earth experiencing the events of Dispatch as Robert in real life, the overwhelming majority would have still picked InvisigalSpeak for yourselfCourtney was too much of a pick-me girl and she wasn't my type to begin withIt's also pretty clear Blazer and Robert are each other's type just based off the sheer amount of flirting opportunities you get with her and how she's constantly giving it back, not to mention the fact that you had two opportunities to initiate a kiss and none with Visi. Visi on the other hand felt completely one-sided until you chose to go to the movies with her. Just feels much more in character for Robert to choose Mandy in my opinion
Got twinkies because of this game, they're actually pretty cool, like Golem.
>>556486639> Just feels much more in character for Robert to choose Mandy in my opinionI personally don’t agree with this. Of course, it’s entirely a matter of how you perceive the story and the character. In my case, Robert, the true hero Robert, selfless loner with deathwish, who puts others above himself, would not have chosen Blazer in episode 4. Not because there’s anything wrong with Blazer.He knows that Visi is an insecure, lonely person who, for the first time in a long while, managed to succeed at something and is only just starting to open up a little. In my opinion, the right thing to do was to support her and keep her company, not go, “Alright, see ya, I’m off on a date.” And I’m not even talking about romantic feelings - in episode 5, you can explicitly say that it wasn’t a date, if you don’t think it’s right to romance Visi.
>>556486639>Visi on the other hand felt completely one-sided until you chose to go to the movies with herWell that's intentional, one of the main differences between Blazer and Visi routes is that the date with Mandy feels like a climax of it, whereas the movie with Visi feels like a proper starting point of their relationship instead. And one of the issues I have with the Blazer route is that this climax hits too soon - they don't have enough bonding moments beforehand for it to feel, I don't know, authentic? They had a big moment in the first episode, but then they both agree that it was unprofessional, and, depending on your choices, it may indeed remain a one-time thing that had no major impact on any of them. Their later moments are related strictly to work, except of course the dress scene, but it's quickly squashed by the fact that Blazer actually just wanted Robert to talk to P-man. And then suddenly there's the date, romantic kiss and handholding. It feels rushed, because it is not preceded by any intimate moment of conversation outside of work. That's why in my eyes in that particular moment at the end of ep. 4 it feels more natural for Robert to go and keep Visi company in a purely friendly manner - he already got to know her pretty well, and he had already initiated a conversation with her. If Blazer hadn't texted him, he would have gone to the cinema anyway. If the date was something that Blazer had suggested earlier, and Robert had the choice between showing up or changing his plans and going to Visi, then I agree that it would have been much more in character for him to choose Mandy. But instead it's something that she casually offers out of the blue in a situation where Robert's attention is already devoted to Visi, even though not in a romantic way.
>>556489684That's fine, I respect your viewpoint. In my opinion Visi's story works best with Robert as her mentor and source of inspiration rather than a romance. She sees a man who is constantly trying to do good despite being beaten down in life and falls in love with the idea of him, but the reality is she always had the capability to be a hero even if he didn't reciprocate her feelings. But I get why she's popular as a romance in the first place so I'm not gonna deny that.Blazer on the other hand is that pillar of support that Robert so desperately needs, after spending half of his life bearing the burden of the mecha man legacy by himself. At the start of the game Robert is beaten down both figuratively and literally, he's lost his mech suit which is his family heirloom and his pride, he's poor and jobless, and in comes Blazer to tell him that he still has value and can still do good even without any powers. Not to mention throughout the story she demonstrates that she constantly has his back, whether it's backing him up during his Z-team speech, gifting a couch for his housewarming party, comforting him while his best friend is in a hospital bed, rescuing him from Shroud's torture, or fighting alongside him during the final battle. On the flip side, Mandy is constantly overshadowed by her superhero alter ego and desires a little bit or normalcy, which she sees with Robert. Him being just a normal human outside of the mech suit reflects her own situation with the amulet, and if you choose her you're not only accepting Mandy for who she is but also providing her a future where they can enjoy life together as normal people.
Look at this fucking third leg he has, now I get what Prism sees in him.
>>556493549she's gonna get so wet
>>556492947I have nothing against the BB romance. As I’ve said before, it all comes down to personal interpretation. For me, there’s nothing wrong with a mentor also being a romantic partner - people in relationships support each other and help one another through difficulties, and that doesn’t contradict romantic feelings.I understand those who see Visi more as a friend or a student. For me, Blazer feels more like a good friend and a reliable pillar, while Visi comes across as a romantic interest for Robert. In that case, her arc feels fully closed within the first season, especially since she believes she’s unworthy of love. I’m also more drawn to enemies-to-friends-to-lovers dynamics; in fiction, I enjoy some angst and emotional struggle.The Visi route also feels smoother to me, and some scenes work better with her: the conversation with Chase in episode 6, the housewarming party and Chase’s reaction, and the talk with Shroud in episode 7.Both perspectives are valid and depend on individual player preference. We’ve both made our choices, so we’re naturally biased, but that’s fine as long as no one tries to “objectively” diminish the other option. There’s no real objectivity here.In my view, the relationship with Visi isn’t one-sided, even in season 1. She plays a huge role in Robert’s growth, pulling him out of his self-destructive life. She draws him out of isolation - convincing him to go for drinks in episode 5, hosting the housewarming in episode 6 and literally bringing light into his world, she encourages him to reveal his identity to the team and turns an awkward moment into something heartfelt. She also risks her life twice to help him and the team.Overall, looking ahead, their connection has real chemistry: banter, but also deep conversations about their struggles. It allows them to support each other, heal, and grow. It won’t happen overnight - Visi has serious flaws - but the conflicts would only bring them closer
>>556486319>if I had a penny for every waifu from a moviegame who's a thief voiced by Laura Bailey, I'd have exactly two pennies.Make that 3 pennies since Laura also voices Fiona form Borderlands
>>556496667I love Robert Groomerson
>>556499507>They're perfect for each other.
Robert would never date a teenager
>>556501290
Barely legal eighteen year old Robert…
>>556501940COURTNEY NO!
>>556497608I still haven't played TFTB yet, but that's good to know. She has a type it seems.
He would be on the Epstein list, I can feel that.
>>556503110You should asap since Fiona is more autistic than Courtney
>>556501290No, but Professor Bobby definitely would.
>>556503318I never trusted that NIGGER Track Star
>>556503431You don't have to convince me more
>>556501940>>556502550creepy shit aside, has anyone drawn any fan art of Courtney hugging or fawning over flashback Robert yet?
How young would Flambae go for? Gays (lesbians included) have this thing for age gaps and I don’t know why.
>>556504502Reminder that Courtney would still be a cunny at that point
>>556504840oh I know, I'm not talking about anything lore friendly, I'm talking about how people often draw anime ships like that, usually with the female one and the child version of the male one. especially if the male one had a traumatic childhood of some sort in the actual story.
>>556504840>cunny
Waterbros, your response?
>>556504840I fuckin' love tasting sour snatch kids.
Actually neither Visi or Blazer were dancing with Robert to Radio. By the time they were dancing the song would have ended long ago.What they were actually dancing to is this https://youtu.be/cNOP2t9FObw
>>556505726>is there a black purse in here?
I have developed smoker's cough, maybe it's time to quit.
>>556505189Robert and mommy Courtney
>>556504586I’m eighteen and I’d spread my legs for him uwu
>>556503935https://youtu.be/Sdyev6unbgU?si=qZ7HR5tDRglkOeaa
>>556508201He’s old enough to be your dad.
>>556504586>Gays (lesbians included) have this thing for age gaps and I don’t know whybecause no one gives them any shit for it like they do for straights. age gaps are literally only bad if a straight man is involved.
>>556509058It’s only (straight) women who complain about age gaps. Like those vapid shipper cunts who tried cancelling the older bf of that gay actor on that dumb gay hockey show everyone is currently raving about.
>>556509405>It’s only (straight) women who complain about age gapsguys do too starting at millennials and downward. I work with a zoomer guy who thinks that a 30 year old dating a 25 year old is weird and should be illegal.
>>556509737>I work with a zoomer guy who thinks that a 30 year old dating a 25 year old is weird and should be illegal.Only Americans are this retarded
>>55650973725 and 30 is literally nothing but don't pretend like 25 and 50 is somehow normal
>>556510220Bro I'm not talking about 25 and 50I'm talking 25 and 30. Zoomers are all literally horrified by an age gap that minor now. I'm not being hyperbolic, they're fucking weird about age gaps.
>>556510220Imagine not hagmaxxing
>>556509058Have you not seen the discource surrounding Connor Storrie and Francois Arnaud's relationship? In case your unfamiliar they're stars on Heated Rivalry.
We're all going to make it to #50.Troost in the plan.
>>556514623And what then? What if we hit #50 and there are no announcements?
>about to hit image limitSo this is the power of the fujo
>>556514845Eternal happiness and peace all across the globe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOj5YVZej7s
>>556514845#51
>>556515543not sure what the point of that was but regardless I'm always happy to hear Rob & Courtney. it's my favorite bit from the OST.
>>556515543This is the second fan animation that includes Robert, twinks and Visi's invisible shenanigans in the break room that I see.
>>556518167I guess people had similar ideas.
Another friday evening that I plan to spend drinking alone in the middle of nowhere, perhaps somewhere in the woods this time. I hope you too will have fun, /SDN/.
>>556520787We got a lot of alcoholics at /SDN/
>>556514623As long as our fujo remains with us, at least.
>fanmade family for flamebae>all his siblings and himself is some flavor of mentally ill>deadbeat dad and a cucked step father>with a step sister who also trooned outhow does one become so fucked in the head and end up spending time thinking and drawing this out
>>556521493I don't know the same kind that imagines Robert and Visi with a progeny of a dozen.
>>556521493The artstyle alone should tell you enough about the person behind it. Why do trannies always draw the characters with these ugly big noses and horse faces? Is this a form of self-insertion?
>>556521101They’ll get pissy and leave us again =\
>>556430653He was created by a cuckold
>>556521493if they didn't draw all the faces I'd call it bait. Also why does flamebae have both khan-chavez last names despite his sister and brother having just khan? Wouldn't they all have chavez? And "zahir"? Isn't his name chad?>A(n)tifa khan
>>556523062>Isn't his name chad?There's some fanartists and fanfic writers that are vocal about their distaste for Flambae's real name. Thinking that it's whitewashing or something. And why would an Afghan have such a "white passing" name. So they tend to headcanon that Chad is a fake name and that his real name is Zahir or Fahim. Literally any Afghan name to avoid using Chad.
>>556523857An Afghan man with a white name who sounds Latino. Flambae is whatever race he wants to be.
>>556524105true
>>556521493His name is literally Chad though
>>556530086Ahem >>556523857
https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2019865239336943815Fanart friday
>>556532709>Minimalman
>>556533619>Phenomaman gets a beer belly in season 2 would be kino desu
>>556534716I'd hate to see him getting all fattened up. He more or less moved on from Blazer.
>>556515239Sorry. Had a lot to share.
>>556520787>>556521072Three beers and a bottle of cheap wine in drunk in the woods, feels good. Good night /SDN/, have a good weekend
>>556539017good night phenomaman
>>556532709More like FAT Art Friday amirite guys?
conjuring blonde blazer areola in my mind
>>556543331It’s a slight hue shift
Why do I vibe with Phenomaman’s depression so much
>>556544171
we already hit image limit so we might as well speedrun to the next thread
I think Track Star sucks
I think Invisigal is a bitch
>>556544231Is it relatable to you?
Robert Robertson likes being pegged
Blonde Blazer votes republican
Flambae was a prison bitch
Sonar watches sigma male motivational videos
Coupe writes smut fanfics about everyone at the office
Flambae has a shrine dedicated to Robert in his closet
Punch up has a micropenis
Malevola uses her portals for self-cunnilingus
Invisigal is actually a virgin
Golem can't get above silver in league
Prism had a teenage pregnancy which she aborted
Phenomaman has definitely committed manslaughter at least once in his life
Anon has a tiny penis
Waterboy
Mandy has a collection of Mecha Man themed sex toys
Chase was a porch pirate when he could still use his powers
Royd has the stinkiest shits
Flambae has blown up innocents in the past
>>556548760of course he has, he's from afghanistan
>>556548760>>556548803He has no record of murder or a kill count unlike Coupe. That's not to say arson is any better, far from it.
>>556547272Hey now... why you gotta be like that to the guy. Out of the entire z-team, he seems the most amicable.
He starts random fires for the fun of it
>>556547451>Imagine being so mind numbingly horny that she starts lusting after the taste of her own wet juicy pussy and hard clit. Desperate to slide her tongue deep enough to taste her own muscle mommy g-spot...Fuck that's so fuckin' hot.
>>556549815Now you're thinking with portals
Coupe > Sonar
>>556551960Wrong
>>556552220Sonar's gimmick is very annoying to play around while Coupe's is basically a free stat boost on either combat or mobilityAlso Sonar's boss fight looks cooler
Flambae’s favorite movie is Speed Racer 2008
>>556551960Yep. Her second chance perk alone is crazy
https://files.catbox.moe/ps4bw9.gif
>>556552589Git gud
Make a new thread before I piss me self
>>556557528finish your bread first
>>556557528Easy there, Punch Up. How about 9 shitty whiskeys my treat.
how come this game attracts fujos but not yurifags
>>556557965Jeffrey Epstein liked Yuri. You don’t wanna be like Epstein, do you, Anon?
>>556558120Göring saved animalsare you worse than Göring?
>>556559074Hitler loved dogs too
>>556559074>Goering *burp*That fat fuck was a real piece of work
Flambae is a bottom. Know how I know this? Only a bottom gets so angry about the state of their hair.
Robert
Roberts
Robertson
Robertso
Roberto
Bobert
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Boberto
Bob Bob
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