Previous: >>556099073>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>556124465Smart Falcon, SMaru, and maybe a Mayano?
>>556125579https://jiggie.fun/vUG25ahttps://jiggie.fun/vUG25a
Help https://poal.me/1icxjm
God, I love Brian and her career unlike that shitter Ryan.
#clublistDacchi from club Bricked with club ID 835612678 here, we did a poll yesterday and our club name is now... Le Fishé . Please change the rentry to reflect that, thanks clublist anon.
>>556125579I HATE CURREN
Good thread
Why are sakuras dangerous
Are corner skills or straightaway skills better for this CM?
>>556124465I'm practing MANT on jp to prepare for the cm10 finals ace grind and I'm glad I am because correctly managing items is confusing and I'd never figure it out in a couple hours, the result of my first run would get me fired from tracen
>>556125673Oguri is more universal in term of affinity
Does anybody know how to hide a game from this? This shit is kinda embarrassing
>>556125754And Roppei said she can't be a frontrunner.
>>556125610I am meta again! YOSH! IKKUYOOOOOO*doesn't proc her ult*
>>556125763corner for carryover potential
>curren whore thread
>>556125698
I will marry her and fuck the doitsu out of her.
Digitan LOVE
Why front xoguri for the dirt CM? Unrestrained?
Im tired... The TP keeps on piling up
>>556125886
>>556125940moxie gamble for late-race uphill
>>556125736Bakushin is so cute in the 2nd panel
>>556125838It's a bad NSM track, so they should all be side by side for her ult. Can she keep up with the fronts with midleg uniques is another problem...
>>556125838Why arent you using the superior Mayano? Look at her go!https://youtube.com/watch?v=cRjbl0UpDYE?si=o6bY9CgGgfajI47K
>>556125967not too long now till it returns to normal
Someone please tell me that this is usable
>>556125754THE BEAST HUNGERS
Oguri Fat...
>>556126121it's usable
>>556126121she will get gapped by my new year haru of course
Curren owes me sex
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE tasukete
I don't think sprint Gold Ship is happening lads
>>556126109Rice is so cute and funny
>>556126240Pussy
hehe... ikuyo...
why do you guys lose your minds over curren chan
>>556126121Why are you trying to force maru so much, red shift wont work on cm8. Your selling point is kaput.
>>556126276Curren is an absolute stacy and that brings back either fond memories or traumatic memories depending on the anon.
>>556125579Is the Current SSR good or should I cleat it since I have 2 extra dupes?
>>556126260>ikuyo
wife groove
Mejiro Ship
>>556126342Yes as a sprint wit card, you can redeem more copies here in the future
How do I get dancho to groom me and give me personal lessons?
I wasted 60k carats on this, hopefully the free pulls give me another Fuku so I don't waste a crystal. On the bright side I got spooked by Fine Motion so I don't need to roll her banner, so I guess it isn't that bad
>>556126342Cleat them all
>>556126325Because she is my hag wife and I love her.
What support card would you borrow for Front parent URA runs? Fuku to make races more consistent?
When does the Star Blossom manga get new translated chapters?
>>556126475You just reminded me that I randomly scouted her recently. I should probably try training her.
>>556126446You can use SSR selector on that
>>556126495I just do Muteki for head on
>finally got to cafe campaign I get it now bros, she is so fucking cute
>>556126498When the team gets any done
>>556126495maya for restless, +4 hints on decent midraces too
>>556126498Marvy spotted
>>556126405
>>556126539Head on is a pacer skill though? and Muteki SSR doesn't even give it?
>>556126475Make her end closer then
>>556126539Wait no i meant playtime’s over forgive me aiiiieeeeee
>>556126647I assume anon meant Playtime's Over
There shouldn't only be end closers. There should also be beginning closers
You ARE training my daughter for this upcoming CM and the next one right anon?
>>556126526Yeah I guess I can wait for half anni, I kinda wanna use her now tho since she seems pretty good in Aoharu too. Hopefully I get her from the free pulls and save everything.
I pulled Cafe on the banner first pull a month agoI still haven't done her career
CM sprint roomTriple front shenanigans934467949344679493446794
>>556126676>>556126647neicha_naked_dogeza.jpeg
There shouldn't only be late surgers. There should also be early surgers
>it's a curren threaddisgusting... do you guys have no standards?
senior year january Lv5 speedsadly my run got raped by mood downs
>>556126676>>556126703oh that makes sense. i always heard how Playtime is apparently strong. thanks for the help
>>556126737Y-Yes, Uraramommy...
>>556126656I'd rather not be at a minimum of a 10 to 20% wit deficit compared to my competitors on a predominantly downhill track.
>contains invalid characterswhy do games do this
>>556126820shut the FUCK up basketball
>>556126904https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
>>556126603Just a coincidence
>>556126873>pumpRETARD
>>556126873nice aquarius ace bwo
>>556127051haru will pump
>>556126904>shoefoot fetishism>finisheuphemism for orgasm
>>556126772One more slut
>>556126820ew it’s smart falcon
>>556127147I'm launching the game... if I miss the spot it's gonna ruin my day
>>556126820>do you guys have no standards?Female horse
>>556125697Your posts have been noted and the list will soon reflect your club’s newfound aquatic personality. Consider a fun new banner, perhaps in the new “3D” format if you’re feeling fancy.
>>556127352Big lucky tanks
My trainee found out I have a girlfriend and has not showed up to training for two weeks now… Should I be worried? Who do I contact in situations like this?
>>556127597I would advocate telling Tazuna, she will be sympathetic to your pursuit of real human women!!
>>556127597>Who do I contact in situations like this?Brother, you are the trainer. It's your responsibility to know everything about your trainee at all times. To do otherwise is a dereliction of dutyI am reporting you to Akikawa
>>556127597Wish my trainee disappeared instead of my girlfriend, at least the cops stopped asking me questi
>>556127597Break up with your human girlfriend to earn your uma's forgiveness. Be warned that she WILL periodically make sure that the two of you aren't secretly seeing each other. If she finds out that you've been lying to her again you might not live to see the next day!
>>556127147>my Falco >procs turbo sprint in the initial straight>your Falco>procs turbo sprint at the start of the final straightThis is the frustrating part of playing this CM, hit all your mid race and steal 1st, but when others have better accels it's all over regardless.Uma MusumeOne more502318645023186450231864
>>556127597Which uma are you training?
>>556127838I can see it
>>556127838
>>556127370Thank you clublist anon! We will discuss that matter soon, I'm not sure how long it'll take however.
>>556126737i only have this and i still need one more ace...
>>556127864She’s called Nice Na
>>556126498chap 39 just got released
Do you guys prefer Reddit Falcon or Curren 4chan?
>>556127597Can't you just go look after her at the uma dorms?
>>556128232I think tribalfaggotry is r*ddit behavior. Anyway I want Curren on tuesdays, Falcon on thursdays.
>>556128232Curren is a crystalcafe whore
>>556128232>idolcel falcon or curren whore
>Unrestrained +angling works in dirt CMTalk me out of bringing oonige Suzzy to dirt
>>556128232Crystal Cafe
>>556128232>SEA Falcon or Curren Saar
>>556128309>currenanon... your stds...
>>556126276Why don't (You)
>>556128232>Saar Falcon or SEAren chan
>etti>From Proto-Finnic *että. Cognates with Finnish että and Estonian et. ??????https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/etti
>>556128506retardbwo...
>>556128463WHORE>WHOREWHORE>WHORESLUT>SLUTSLUT>SLUT
>>556128143You're probably fine then, she's used to not being first anyway>>556128232I have Falcon and I don't have Curren so Falcon
Biko...
>>556128506YOU CAN'T JUST ADD "UMA" TO EVERYTHING
>>556125579Wow! Curren Chan looks so elegant and pretty in that card art! Truly a fitting portrayal of such a cute uma!
>>556128549You forgotCUTE>CUTE
>>556128621umawrong
>>556128621Umating Pressing Tokai Teio!!1!!!
>>556128621umatard
>>556128621UMAd bro?
>>556127837>Bueno procced NSM on the final 100m to steal the winThis the last room from me, someone please takeover.The more I play these rooms, the more stacking as much accels you can just makes sense. Is NSM on fronts unironically viable? I'll experiment with that, once again thanks for participating anondacchis.
>>556128506Where is this send link
>>556127838pusy
dog soon
>>556128686is it called that because you press her with your over9000 bmi like a hydraulic press?
>>556128727>Is NSM on fronts unironically viable?Maybe if you're running a suzuka or a lot of fronts.
"you need stamina for career goals">wins with 200 stamina
>>556128821does she actually behaves like a dog?
>>556128821you know, i'm tired of hunting for torenafuckers. dogs are a man's best friend, right?maybe i can find my bff in chiyo
I've fallen for the umussy
>>556128842The URA finale fucked me over a couple of times I had around 300 stam
>get obese>fail to cure>have to use recreation on 100 energy during summerFUCKING NIGGER
>>556128842Isnt her longest track like 2000m lol
>>556128878>only card in the game that gives keen eye starts seeing use when stats are no longer relevantwhodathunk
>>556128878>Still haven't gotten a stinky windy from free pulls
>>556128821Chiyo mention
>>556129047Wonky...
I wish I was umabred
>>556128878I've pulled an additional two SSR Gold City speed recently. Is she actually worth using?
>>556128842The only real stamina checks in career are kikuka sho (sometimes) and tenno sho spring
Eating umabread
>>556127838Why does the Mejiros like golf so much?
umasturbating rn
>>556129045I've had mlb windy for awhile now. 0lb on my sweepy SR though, so I got that going for me which is SHIT
>>556128341Cease this slander at once
>>556129098nyot rn, but it’s the only way to get keen eye which is a speed debuff for mile cms
Road to 60! Can we get to 60 years of wanting?!
>>556129292guess I won't cleat her then
I cleated one Doto3LB is enough for what seems like a parent run card
>>556129165The only Mejiro with good taste
>>556129387forever bricked
>>556129263a mejiro uma?
>>556127838I said that I wouldn't this week...
>>556129263Do not trust this Uma
when do we get to unlock casual outfit for home screen?
>>556129387But why?
>>556129417Oh no my parent runs will have slightly worse stamina, how will I ever recover
cleat every event SSRand then buy them back later when they add it to friend shop
>>556129263After eating 15 burgers in a row McQueen evolved into Big Mac
hey hey chiyoposteryeah youfuck off eat shit and die in that order
CM test for my half baked midget1127 31991127 31991127 3199
>>556129514It'll still serve its purpose at 3LB so why not
I think sweep tosho is sexy
Dotoposters should be raped
>>556128842ok now do it with the tenno sho spring
>>556129282she's so cute
>>556129659i cant wait for this old lady
>>556129695>404
>>556129651Its just wrong to cleat something thats not MLB. Also your event/TT bonus
>>556129695Great job showing us all that nothing
agnes hebegital
>can't get windyso for an account that has all base SR MLB are these pieces of trash just as valuable as regular tickets now?I guess they have a slightly higher chance at SC or FM... but regular tickets have the advantage of counting towards pity
>>556129873>>556129695
>>556129743
>>556129787Please don't remind me of how over it is for me in TT by next month... 598k being my high score
>>556129873I thought the catbox would show umanko
>>556129571Megablocked. Fucking succubi win again.
>>556129549>>556129775why is her chin so big
>>556129835>>556129873You may not like it, but this is what peak umamusume performance looks like
>>556129563wtf
I am dropping up to 15k carats on the NTR banner to get 2LB Admire Vega. Is this a stupid decision?
Anon?
Digitan is your buddy in crimenot your personal onahole
How does learning better methods to take me down help with racing?
>>556128983I needed those two turns. Fuck you
>>556129958For a second I thought haru was hitting it from the back
>>556130027nyes
Not again...>>556129890They eventually regularly swap out the pools
>>556130037do we have a consolidated list of more friendship umas like digitan?
>>556130049It won't help her against ME that's for sure.
>>556130037For me she's both, and she's cool with it.
>>556130049So you can be Umapyoi'd after she wins
How do we deal with Umas like Digital?https://litter.catbox.moe/t2lw71ywxwy1blmq.jpg
>>556130049When are we getting the feature that lets us take photos of training animations?
>>556130027very
>>556129890Don't these have a chance of dropping SSRs
>>556130120should I stockpile them? or is it a new type of ticket that gets released?
>>556130037we fucked
>>556130125shichi
>>556130176this dumb nigger flopped 2 catbox posts for this shit??????
>>556130176actually canon, she kneels
>>556130204Tickets are only ever good for the pool they list, so you can't hoard them, no
>>556130176My floppy trophy is not that big
>>556130037Agreed, the only erotic thing me and Digitan would do together is read female trainer x uma GL manga together while snacking on honey buddha chips
Imagine sex with gold ship
>dup image warning>ok i must of forgot to delete>mfw someone steals my post
>>556130120I started doing 2111 just to avoid this situation
am I wasting stats by bringing Riko? anyone who doesn't run Riko for the sprint CM, how many times do you burst on sta/guts? I feel like if I do the career the way I'm doing now I'll end up with ~250/250 and under stam
>>556130037>not your personal onaholeshe would be sad hearing this
>>556130370You literally do not need to click Stamina or Guts to finish the race
>>556130375she wants to be my personal onahole...?
>>556129940Just upgrade your TT team to S rank. I currently have 3/3 Medium S, 3/3 Sprint S, 1/3 Long S and 1/3 mile S and my highest score is 645k
>>556130027Isnt this a retarded idea since Vega is useless after MANT
>>556130370>for the sprint CM, how many times do you burst on sta/guts0Only ever burst on power as an extra
If I were to make a mutant Rudolf to this next CM, should it be Pace or Late?I'm thinking Pace right?
>>556130204>He forgot we got a "Make Debut 2" for SSRsuse them as you get them>>5561301953%, still I got a very useless speed suzuka from them>>556129890if you're daily pulling you buy them if you're not then you buy pink tickets because gold tickets don't count towards sparking
>>556130484>>556130519oh wow, nice, ill try 2/4 speed/wit on the next borrows then
>>556130370Depends on which uma. For example I run Pasa with Riko so I don't have to worry about jobbing on the medium/long races without clicking on stam/pow at all
>spending carats for MANTYou guys are so funny.
>>556130502she has to vent all that stress from being around her oshis somehow
>>556130370It depends on your career.It has long tracks? Bring Riko and just get the bare minimum
>>556130590I wont tho. My next banner to spark will be Tachy/Light
I burst on Curren
>>556130585>>556130595alright thanks, will bring her for my pasa career
>>556130551Always make late rudolf to guarantee ult trigger
>>556130658>spending carats on Grand Live
leave my onahole aloneyou don't even have her
How rough is my Uma? Oh yeah well my NTR is so fast she can dodge bullets!
>3* front>3* mile>3* turf>a grand total of 0 3* sprints after all these daysThis game is fucking with me on purpose istfg
>spending carats at all during acceleration
I have DigitanI also have had sex with Digitan
>>556130507Do you just spam 3/4 wit cards and gold skills on everyone?
>spending carats
>>556130729Bah that's so unfortunate. Late seems to underwhelming. It has no good uniques to inherit and the accels seem weak.I guess it's just gamble OYL+NSM? Do you even need Gale and Turbo Sprint at that point?
https://youtu.be/3trsucD3LbM?si=-xCUtPi5eBR3LTa6
>>556130958KWABOTY
>>556127597have you tried looking at the guts facility?
Ninjin purin!
>>556130758I have to do that. How else can I maximze my round umadol
>>556130958Notice how they didn't say anything about not being clankers
>He's not stashing his carats for 8 years until we catch up then quitting the game because he may make a mistake over not having perfect foresight off a more advanced server nor the ability to understand the release pattern that the developers are following
>>556130958suka
>>556130958The Tamapoors managing to lose S+ rank to a disbanded club is very funny
>>556130958>there is a timeline where CunnyInc and Clover danchud succeeded in doing this
>>556130992>92oh nonononono KWAB
>>556130785This shit is so retardedhttps://youtu.be/Ft4-oI007xo?si=2QUFYG8ZFi5xr-l2
>>556130958>F2P and low spenders
>>556131125Is this the new sixty seven
could oguri cap beat goku in an eating competition
>>556131160Bancho’s not that big
>>556130958>this is soul crushing for us because we put a lot of work into maintaining our rank. People might think T30 are whales who dont care about carats but that isnt true, most of us are f2p and low spendersANYTHINGBUTWORKING
>>556131160great, now the uggo has appeared again
>>556130958KWAB OF THE YEAR
>>556130921Only for sprint to get 1200-1000+-1200 spd-power-witFor mile/dirt I use kita-tosho-urara-mambo-yeppers+rico and 18* power inheritanceFor medium/long I use kita-tosho-brian-amazon-R rico+rice power with 9/9* stamina/power for medium and 18* stamina for long(although I only used that for 0% speed 20% stamina umas).
Doto posters are comfort women
>>556131286Check out SEA wages bwo
>>556131145At least post the kino QTs. https://youtu.be/B-hOIbnOXco?si=lXGqi0zejdLktrda
>>556130958>botting>lot of work
>>556131221Yes
Umm when does S2 get good? Everyone keeps saying it's the most kino season yet I'm at episode 5 and bored out of my mind.At least other MCs like Oguri and Special Week had fun personalities so their boring episodes are tolerable .
How many is he going to gaslight again?
>>556131369
>>556130958>most of us are f2p and low spendersdont believe this nigga
>wtf anime bad im on episode 5 bad bad badDo zoomers really
>>556131204fraid so
>>556131507The ending was the actual bad part
>>556131369SEA wages is being hard carried by sweepyporeans so unless you are a sinkie you should SHUT UP
>>556131346GutsGOD... I probably will hold off medium and long until MANT, and fall for the guts meme in the meantime. My current umas aren't complete shitters for what it's worth, I'm in the 210-220 bracket
>>556131492doesn't this guy just regurgitate the gaslight doc? and that says you should double spark ntr so yea
Pipe down bratty child
>>556131507if something’s not good off the bat it’s not worth your timeit’s that shrimple
>>556131492Does he spread false info? I find him to be the most tolerable of the popular people who make content
>>556130958>F2P>Wasting carats so they can bot careers more than 5x a dayFilthy liars
>>556131507>anime is actually good you just need to go through 180+ slop episodes firstBoomers are even more retarded
>>556131492>people says Kitasan trainee is strong but she's bad because she can't use her own card>but you don't need Kitasan card in MANTthinking
>>556131587Who still uses the gaslight doc in 2026? People in global know more about the game now than the armchair expert who created it.
>>556131542I am very afraid of what the future generations have in store for us next
For Mant, if you have MLB Sunday wit can I bring that instead of the free power Sunday card? You basically just use the power card for the race bonus right? The wit version also has 10% at MLB.
Is this true?
>>556131760Sunday power has 15
>>556131574Look let the rest of us be broke in peace la
>>556131730succubus
>>556131653if your club rank is high enough ur actually earning carrots
>>556129510idk whats keeping them from just bringing those overand if they probably do start implementing them, they'd drip feed them as well. fucking niggers
>>556131846Oh shit rightIt's kind of annoying that when you open the perks window on the deck screen it doesn't apply the unique effect of the support card
Some anon posted this yesterday, a good read.No, its not porn, its MANT. I had no idea you could post documents on catbox...https://files.catbox.moe/o8f6oe.pdf
>>556131649As far as I remember from the first few CMs this is the guy who recommends 200 stamina above what you actually need.
Does anybody else constantly swap between /uma/ and /v/ma
>>556131998cute rice
>>556131998whore, evil whore and cute Falco
I finally stoped being lazy and played the event. God, Matikanefukukitaru is the cutest creature ever, I need to LIVE and RUN for her.
>>556131998>god i wish she would stop talking desu
I really like this Fuku cards, makes G1 / spark farming much easier
>>556131820I mean her wedding outfit events are really good, like that time she danced with Tore-kun at a wedding
2 hours to gamble
>>556132059https://youtu.be/8MrHKXs5b9Y?si=MaDgiLjRVioAZF52
>>556131704MANT will end and then you need kita again
>>556131976>A fucking pdf full of uncensored real horse pornFucking fell for it again
Waiter waiter more 9 shit cards and 1 SR that I already MLB'd please
>>556132228BEGONE EVIL
>>556132278this is wrong mcafe isn't fully shaved
heh
>>556132030nyo
>>556132030/v/ma repressions ended?
>>556131728it’s no different from the dumb in jokes we had when we were younger, like “the game”it was equally inscrutable to our elders as the tiktok stuff is to us old men
>>556132059Good, shes the best and cutest, my orange wife
umarape umarape
>>556132232but Falco told me MANT can keep up with GL
>its real
>>556132478what the actual fuck did she mean by this
>>556132359stop pretending like you can read
>>556132448>>556131728https://youtu.be/Zf_125ApDvw?si=gIMmOooxNuYeG9zm&t=213
>>5561316533000 carats is 300 runs or ~300m fans' worth
search system is mocking me
>>556132567They say if you see your own doppelganger, your death is close. Fuku is implying that the other just died and not her.
>>556132352No need to shave, all umas do full body laser hair removal
>>556131542Is it ninety-two or nine two I don't wanna embarrass myself again
>>556132567>>556132694based fuku killed the other one
I am quite amazed at tge capabilities of AI porn.
BLEASE FREE PULLS I NEED ONE MORE COPY OF ORANGE CARD
jannetty week
>>556132845There can only be one Mambo
>>556132861she's just a dol now...
>>556132672You wouldn't a McQueen Cat!
>>556132597That was physically painful
I think oguri fat posters are dumb and fat
>>556132861This looks really good, except for Falco but that's not AIs fault
>>556132701this is wrong can you really imagine hairless hags
>>556132976
>>556131492>Roll for bourbon cause uhhhh she starts with groundwork (ignores every change to TTL or groundwork from the maintenance)>You only need a single front (front heavy matches fuck with paces)>You do not need to spark kita (despite her being a Seiun-tier parent and getting 100 pulls so sparking her costing 15k)>uhh in KR it went like this (who the fuck cares?)>You need ALL the race bonus (you'll have no skills)>Bonus points if he neglects parents
>>556132861curren needs to be darker desu
NO OGURI CRYER EXISTS
The fuck is this skillwhere did you get itdid you run a dirt race without me looking, Suzuka?I told you to not hang around with that circle head
>>556132976proofs?
>>556131976this will be used to speed up sweepy development thank you very much
>>556132515brb riding dushevnaya until I'm sore from all the clanking
>>556130958How in the fuck f2p/lowspenders can meet 4M/day quota while being competitive in literally anything else? Those are 5x fan runs a day. No parent runs. No ace runs. Nothing. You end up with 200 maruzen legacy ukas and thats it
Why am I getting involved in uma politics.
>>556133148
>>556133108
>>556133026All the athletes do anon. It is to reduce drag.
>>556133306another anon told me hair is essential to prevent chafe
>>556132861>Miyu Flash
>>556133108>No Front runner Straightaway>No Sprint Straight/Corner>"I have this tho"Suzuka, you're grounded
>>556133148lying on the internet? top clubs would never
>>556133059>ignores every change to TTL or groundwork from the maintenanceWhat are the changes? Are you talking about when evo skills come out?
>>556133148Anon the quota is closer to 2.5M a day. You only need to do 1 fan run/day and your normal runs
>>556133412This carrot yearns for dirt
your umamusume is a slut
i accept group B
my umamusume is a pure maiden
0 Tamamo cross1 Tokai Teio2 Kaichou3 Curren Slut4 Mommy Creek5 Kawakami Princess 500cc6 Shichi7 Groove da8 Mejiro Mcqwab9 Mayano Top Daughter
>>556133538
>>556133059>>556133486Should you even roll for Bourbon if F2P?100 pulls on Kita? Isnt Kita both a front valuable parent AND a forever meta runner?
>>556133649Anime Kita eclipses regular Kita when she comes around but until then she’s rock solid, yeah.
>>556133649Kita only likes them LongBourbon prefers Medium
>>556133558Anon...make a Mayano. She yearns to give you love advice.Also unrestrained wont work.
>>556133574she takes it up the ass
>>556133649Kita is a great front for longs. If you plan on getting the smaru as a second ssr speed card (which is a valid move even for other styles since she is a good stat stick), then you should consider rolling for VBourbon and Kita because might as well
>>556133795in a pure and maidenly manner
>>556133741I'm not a 子!
>>556133740I'd assume you cannot directly double kita an uma?>>556133842I'm considering should i perhaps roll for Nishino cunny instead to nail all the parents.
Actually watching the tard, see y'all in 30 minutes.>>556133486When we got the big patch you still had dudes here thinking that frontrunners required this immense amount of effort and dedication instead of being braindead to build due to not only getting groundwork very easily but also from having an "alternative" to it: taking the lead (though if you expected front heavy races you would have to grab both).
crazy how there’s people in this general that just generate ai slop for hours on end and also feel the need to post it here
>running frontsYeah, SMarufags learnt nothing
>unrestrainedWHAT IF you make a suzurabbit and your ace front passes her near the end of the midrace, will it trigger?
>>556133956SMaru won alot of CMs lately. Rabbit smaru can push out ends.
I'm gonna wipe the floor with Falcos, Taikis and Oguris next CM
>>556133956shut up bitchno Pace promoted Pasa in my room
>>556133353Dependens on specific body features, but generally it is not really required, unless you’re fat or your clothes dont fit chafe shouldn’t be an issue. Also athletes work for speed, not comfort
>>556129958Why is Kingu cry
>>556132976I'm not dumb
>>556133793What is the strategy to win the Tenno Sho with 0 Stamina sparks and 0 Stamina cards?
>>556133924nyope, she’s still the same uma and cannot reproduce asexually
>>556134119torainer raped ulala
>>556134119She's a jobber even in bed.
>>556134140fatty
>start watching some random isekai trash>hear one girl character>Huh? Isn't that Narita Brian?>Check MAL - yeppers>next episode, another chara>Wtf isn't that Rice shower??>Check MAL - yeppersFucking hell their voices are burnt into my brain now
>>556134153Pure brute force.
>>556133924I mean you do you, but I wouldnt try to roll for every parent because borrowing is an option. I'd rather roll for horses I actually want to train to aces and cards that'll help me do that
>>556134320
Oguri pregnant
>>556131204>he doesn't know
>>556134119she lost another race as usual
>>556134349https://youtu.be/X4OfSvUMSbU?si=vBf6ylT4G_YRMNqI
>Good looking parent run>Gets hot spring ticket>Double circles across the board on Tenno Sho>Shits the bed anywayHow do I respond without sounding mad?
>>556134153500 guts
>>556128737here>>556126975>>556128341This thumbnail looks like an umanko closeup
>>556134349What the fuck are you watching, anon?
>>556134361>>556134552Cards? I really want a cute Mayano Ace. I've ran her in the last 5 CM's.
>>556134607Cleric isekaiSatono Diamond's VA is also in it
>>556126857It's just a nice mix of an okay trigger and being one of the few skills with a 30s base cooldown, so it can go off twice in a race.
>>556134657Mayanos tend to love advice pre-debut and brick the run.
feeling a little unmotivated to play uma lately not because of feeling bored, but because i'm still feeling empty after watching this peak called Cho Kaguya Hime... Kaguya's VA is Cheval btw... holy range
>>556134825Ah, yea fuku would be really good for her. That additional +51 stamina would really help. I'll give that try.
>>556134369I think the right way to play is to lock in for two specific run styles and build your deck and roster based on thatI'm pulling only for pace chaser and late surger umas/parents/cards with great results so far
>>556133793i dun goof'd, thought unrestrained was velocitybut i cant be bothered to make aces for the CM anymoretrying to update TT
>>556134657this is my shitty taishin deck, i would swap biko for fine motion and take sweep or stinko
you idiots haven't been building capricorn aces, have you? evolution skills release in two days.
>>556134857It's a movie nigga just keep watching instead of posting here
>>556135017I will copy this as well. I want to run nothing but small cute horses.
when does homestretch haste become gooddoes it ever become good
do you think umamusumes get insecure about ear appearancelarge small weird shaped
fuck you
>>556133148>6 replies>3 Oguri gaslight posters>1 weird Daaby OguriWhy were the Oguri tards drawn to this post specifically?
>>556134349>Sasahara Yuuhttps://youtu.be/kOC26uV2u04I wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't checked Curren's VA
>>556134349now check ramonu's VA
Literally howI hate this dumb mare
>>556135173it's good tho?
>>556135809Her ult only works on late
i like to imagine naked umamusumes
>>556135809>running pace on sprint acesHAHAHAHAHA
>running a grass wonder parent run>failed THREE G1s alreadyits so over
>>556135336
>>556135896why are people saying to run her on pace next CM then?>>556135963I've done multiple oguri runs as pace with those stats and she always smashes everything
>>556133942Alright, listened to this sloptuber. Painfully gookish to listen to, video is structured poorly and the 'script' is bad or doesn't exist, also obnoxiously verbose.It's akin to being inside a 2000s era internet cafe and asking the Korean owner's son to explain Diablo 2 to you - minus the cancersmoke atmosphere.>Took him 30 minutes to tell you there's a shop, that race bonus is good and to run races.My only interaction with this individual should have been me, sitting behind a Browning on a moving helicopter all while I'm firing at his burning village and the pilot the girl(male) reading this is drunk and failing to sing Fortunate Son.
>>556135809regular groove is for surging the latewedding groove is for chasing the paceremember!
>>556135052cosmic princess cheval i mean kaguya left such a huge impression to me i'm still thinking about it for days...
>>556136060Her debut isn't 2000m and she always uses her ult, hence the name Cap as in Peak
>>556134349I got jumpscared by Almond Eye’s VA singing the ending theme from that anime with the invisible guy and blind girl
>>556131542Lmao made me kek
>>556136060Anon, Triumphant Pulse and Festive Miracle simply destroy ai racers in careers. They're stupidly strong.
>>556134349>watch konosuba>teio starts singing
>>556131542KWAB
>>556135173When you have 1200 power and S turf.
are we really this starving of a new uma anime
>>556136462it feels like ace is already is an anime character even though she doesn't have one and totally should!!!
>>556136382>play FGO>hear Spechud coming out of Bob
>>556135173it's ok this cm
hmm should i eat something or slowly die umamusume
Umas with male trainers:>I am so lucky to have you as a platonic friendUmas with female trainers:>Let's hit up the love hotelIt's not fair. Why is it a yurige even though the playerbase is mostly male?
Can we please just skip to the next long cm?
>>556135046Why in TWO days?
Let's say I give up on Mummy's Hug for my Condor Pasa ace because I simply can't find a good parent yet. Anything else I could look for in a parent for her aside from 9 spint?
>>556136932>hate long slop>but I've won every long slop CM
>>556134349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsfbabIxWuQ>this is yepperswtf
>>556136462I want my Gold Ship anime already! It's killing me!
>>556136823Because yuri appeals to straight men.
>>556136940>he doesn't know
>>556137043Pretty sure I saw a Mummy with like 2 or 3 turf and 6 sprint on chrono the other day, doesn't get much better than that
>>556137086I am a straight man but it makes me depressed
>>556137048I've lost every long...
>>556134349That reminds me that Suzuka plays Mahiro
>>556137149I need 9 sprint for condor pasa 2 or 3 turf is not gonna help.
>>556137091Oh right part 2...
>>556137162That's because you're a faggot in the closet.
>>556134538Okay she got another one crisis averted
>>556137218As long as you bring 4 of your own sprint sparks on top of that you get the max starting aptitude anyway, then just get lucky
>>556137091What does Part 2 do?
>>556136932>3200m heavyyeah bwo just fuck my shit up
>>556136382I liked having Rice Shower in an unnecessarily lewd vampire blood sucking scene in The Vexations of a Shut-In Vampire Princess.https://litter.catbox.moe/0nv9slov60hi3uwb.mp4
I don't care about training for Capricorn. Shall focus on making parents/grandparents with good skill whites to loop in MANT.
>he's wasting his time making MANT parents>not focusing entirely on grand live
>>556137345Blue-haired girl is Satono Crown too.
>>556137332Stam needed?
>>556137314I don't have 4 of my own.The parent I have with 2 can get my Pasa to B, but I end up with bad blue sparks and shitty statlines by the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uquMbHzN_lk
>>556137287Maybe I just lack the autogynephilia required
>>5561374821200 stam 3 golds 1200 guts
>this sprint B pasa won a lobbybros...
>>556137482For Tachyon? 600 stamina 1200 guts 2 golds
Mambo!
>Air Groove late surger ace run going perfectly in terms of stats>realize that my SSR never gave On Your Left>random bubbles only gave me pace chaser skillsshit well I guess she's a pace chaser now
Mom sent Oguri the onigiri she loved so much
>>5561374821200 stam 5 golds 2 inherited recs
i did it!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAhs6Rs_UlE
>>556137802nice
>>556137959this is clockwise rotation from flatcarrot perspective
>>556138026why does she look like a traumatized trafficking victim at her first day of work?
Equinox
>>556137802Gratz bro
>>556138174Stupid
>>556138234No u
this is an evil ass spark roll
Speaking of Condor, about how much stamina does she need in career to safely get through Arima Kinen as pace or front?
32 minutes to gamble
>>556134349the shupos from buruaka are maya & rice
>>556138521YOU WILL GET NOTHING
What up, casual B+ club Basashi has 1 or 2 open spots if you wanna join.There is no formal fan requirement so its very chill, just dont flatline. Send an invite request to 850734315 or just reply to this post with your trainer ID and I'll send you an invite.
I got nothing for the 1st 2 days, Cyjews give me some SRs at least like Tachyon and Windy
>>556138634Hikari...
your dirt shoes ARE MINE
>>556138454For sprint, 3star guts isnt bad. I'd take it over any 2star blue. The lack of whites, is a problem though.
3 days of free pulls left to decide if I'm sparking this banner or not
>>556138875Joke's on you, i fucked them already
>>556138458Run her late on arima, she'll live with no stam investment as long as you have her at genius level wit by then to farm the downhill for HP savings. I've never seen my sprint pasas lose arima.
>>556138781>Tachyon and Windyi agree lb1 tacky and lb0 windy for me
He's getting away with it...
It was Oguri's game all along
>>556138976Do you run medium races on pace/front?
daily disappointment soon
Wouldn't it be fucking FUNNY if I pulled another one today
>>556139035uh... potentialbros? our exclusive gold accel? our carryover unique?
>R card>SR Manhattan Cafe>R card>SR Zenno Rob Roy>R card>SR Daiwa ScarletI have like 20 dupes of those three holy shit
>>556139085The 2000m mediums feel like a tossup for what's better since late gets you blocked more, derby and Takarazuka Kinen I always run late also.
How long until the mega banner?
have sex with your trainee
>>5561392152 more days.
>>556138458300 works for me, still risky and needs a couple of clocks though. All my Pasas who survived had 400 stam by the end
>>556139215https://uma.moe/timeline
>>556139215why is it called mega banner if it has no rate up? it's worse than regular rate up banner
>>556139257Obviously.
Teio abuse!
>>556139284It's called the mega banner because it has 47 targets instead of 1 or 2
do not have sex with your trainee, it is against the law and the regulations at tracen academy
>>556139284>biggest gripe with uma's gacha system is lack of pity carryover>character banners tend to have one desirable unit, one shit unit>all-spark circumvents both of these issuesyeah bro, this banner is terrible for the f2p/low-spend.
>>556138976Interesting strategy
Another Fuku Speed please Cygame CEO. Thanks
>>556139421does it have 47 umas with 0.75% rate up
>>556139540Sorry, but you only get one question.Better luck next time!
Anyone have the Mega with all the cryers?
>Anons will get two hundred 1* and 2* horses and will call it a success
Is Uma Stan good for Pace this CM? I've seen lobbies where all 9 are in Pace
>>556139454>Gamble up to 30k on unit>If you get her early on any other banner then you eat shit and 'enjoy' the discount>On this banner, you just keep going and grab someone elseHonestly they've probably watched some sloptuber's video essay on why the banner is bad and no amount of arguing will convince them otherwise because us textcels can't compare to someone from south east asia that's using a mid range temu microphone.
>>556138995EDEN BROS WE WON THE CLANKOFFdeath to Indonesians
>>556139707same as it ever was
>>556126074I least I got to 1m before it ended so I didn't have to use my refresh items.
Anons will get their target uma on pull 190 and stare at their pity
>>556139707>b-b-but you can spark whoever uma you want! It's 100% f2p friendly, I swear! This is the gaslight of the year, I swear.
>>556139823>If you get her early on any other banner then you eat shit and 'enjoy' the discount>On this banner, you just keep going and grab someone elsethis will literally not happen to 99.9% of you
I went outside and TOUCHED DIRTI am feeling GOOD ABOUT THIS TENNERI will be SMART FALCON
>>556139823This is a fucking psychotic gambler's fallacy. It's bad to get an uma early and spend less carats because your pity is "wasted"? Are you insane or just retarded?
>>556139707It's that or accept I may never have my own Tinyshin, and I refuse to accept that.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>556139998Dirt, you say?https://youtu.be/GiUCNRxpfPg
>>556139972No, disgusting, goodnight. I'm reporting this to Akikawa in the morning too.
>>556139936If you don’t think the All-Spark is good, then skip it.
200 pulls means an average of 6 3*s plus sparkthat's a pretty good deal if you have a small roster and aren't likely to get dupes
umadacchis I need advice. My ADHD is getting worse, I am not concentrating for more than 30 minutes on stuff. I am not on meds. Is this site or game to blame?
>>556140046"early" is anywhere between pull 1 or 199, you fucking retard. you're talking about fallacies while working off the assumption that you're hitting your uma within 30 pulls.
>>556140046Single target banners are for whales, event ones are far better bwo.
>>556140079powerful
I'm skipping the All-spark for Chiyono
>>556139707the total rateup is the same. you just get less duplicates thats all
>>556140079Thanks Suzuka for reminding me to hydrate myself.
>>556140070I'll trade you
>>556134349Be sure to watch Rice Shower's anime this season even though everything goes to shit later on, the studio is really good at polishing a turd
>>556140125ich liebe dihh
>spending 30k before all the must pull GL bannersgo for it f2pbros
I'm sparking Vourbon and get off banner umas on the side, simple as
>>556140246I will continue masturbating to the characters even if the source material is dogshit.
>>556138709AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556140174>pull 1 or 199i got gold prostitute on 198 maaaaaan
Your steam client has better RNG seeds than on mobile.
At which club tier is flatlining acceptable?
>>556140275Raping Seiun Sky while she's asleep (she's awake but won't bother to tell you)
>>556140079Your Suzuka is now a strawberry cake.
>>556140394I got SMaru on the 180th
FIVE (5) minutes until we're all curry chang.
>>556140275I'm not a whale but I could always drop 1k on some banners if I wanted to
Gold Ship is overratedThere, Inside it
>>556140259Willst du, bis der Tod euch scheidetTreu ihr sein für alle Tage?
SHIRAOKI SAMA PLEASE
>>556140597Yeah, me inside her.
>>556140275GL?
>>556139170works on my machine
>>556140552I got Xoguri in last door of the last tenpullThis game is funny like that
>>556140640No German. Just sex, marriage and kids with Furasshu.
>>556140640nein
>>556140726It's ok bro you can spark an extra oguri or the 5th biwa you got while pulling for oguri
>>556139170obviously it's because fewer people have her than a literal starting character and the sloptuber parrot meta pick
I still don't know why Flash is German. Wasn't the horse French-American?
I can't witmaxxx, am I stupid? Rhetorical question. I've always just ran 3-4 spd, but now I tried 4 wits and I couldn't even cap speed. And I'm 400 short on wit! Granted the rainbows were shit. 0 triple, barely any double. Is it just rainbows? Thank god this run was bricked anyway. I have 17* sprint sparks, so of course no sprint inspiration. And don't say affinity, I made Grass wonder sprint parent for her.
I can't farm aces until free rolls are over
>>556140757niceu would be a cuckqueen.
>>556140246oshi no ko is one of the best mangas of the last decade tho, and anyone who didn't like the ending just wanted Aqua to have a harem with the entire b komachi
>>556140841You are farming fans tho!?
>>556140843Always third in everything.
>>556140835Most front umas have wit bonus so umas like pasa and curren will have problem witmaxxing as in max value
>>556140835>he fell for promoted pacer meme
>>556140831Big sweaty German tits idfk
>>556140757Cute! Cute! Cute!
>>556140875>best mangas of the decade>had the worst ending of all timeRoru
>>556140831>wasn't Anon don't use past tense, Eishin Flash is still alive, you can visit him.
>>556140835you need speed sparks if you're going to run only 1 card even with that 20% bonus and all the speed bonus from wit training
>>556140835>shart falcon cardfound your problem bwo...
IT IS A NEW FALCON
>>556140831Thanks umagrok
>>556140835>that falco card You need 2 speed 4 wit throw away that trash
>>556140597if you're talking about gameplay I think that's because the first two CMs scarred people so much that they're convinced that Gold Ship is an unstoppable meta monster which just isn't true.
>connecting for 20s into timing out
>>556140835You are trying to farm Sprint A and Groundwork with a Falco card. Expect to do 20 runs before you get anything decent.
WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING AGAIN
>>556125697I welcome the attempt to impersonate me, truly flattering.But you should still kill yourself.
Nothing
I think sweepy should donate shoes for me
IT'S
>>556141150BEEN
3 days 3 dogshit rolls
THANK YOU SHIRAOKI SAMA
>MLB'd MarvelousI consider this a win.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Finally something decent after getting nothing in 9 days besides 2 SR air grooves
SSR is a SSR...
>>556141170RAPE
>It's *Connecting...* a *Connecting...* new *Connecting...* day!>*Connecting...*>here's your 1 (one) carats>*Connecting...*>here's your 1 (one) carats please don't spend it all :)>*Connecting...*>click club>*Connecting...*>no shoes left
thanks obama
9 whites 1 Gold
Day 8 of getting nothing
useless stinky green lady
>>556140925What blend would Cafe recommend?
>nishino SR is still 0LB>stinko windy is still not MLB>not even MLB tachyoni don't feel so good...
Nice
I want my 10 rolls back
It's that easy.
>3 days of free pulls>0 SSR>0 usable SR cards good for MANT
>only 1 Ohayo in the chat after resetwhat the hell, Um***othis isn't like you
>>556140978manga fans say every manga has an awful ending lmao. from shonen shit to romcoms to seinen and others, every ending for them is "the worst of all time" until they move to the next finished serialization
Thanks free pulls
my TT score is getting WORSE because the top option is full of S ranks and the middle option doesn't have a high enough multiplier
>>556141383
AHHH AYABE IS LB3 NOW AND FUKU IS OKLY LB1 AHHHHHH
it's over...
>>556141546oopige
>>556141478just for you.
I'm going to miss 20 pulls because I can't log in...
>>556141490Jigokuraku and Ookami Shonen had good endings
>23k caratsWill I have enough to spark the vaccine lady card?
Next free pull event will be butter
>>556141546>581
thanks for the free NOTHING
Which Maruzensky is better for the dirt CM? Summer or Regular?
Got one matifuck todaybye loserssmug_teio.png
>30/50 free pulls done>Only Taishin WIT SSRYeah, it’s a bad one.
>>556141780The card is useless unless you MLB it anyway I rolled one copy of it and I'm never gonna use it.
>>556141876You could always spark, you'll probably MLB her doing that. Oguri Smile.png
>>556141876I don't even care about matifucker but I keep getting dupes of SRs I already maxed and not the ones I need
>>556141802Brother I haven’t even looked at the dirt track yet
>>556141802https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-dirtSummer
be grateful for free pullssmugteio.jpg
>switch to 9* PWR Digitan with fuck all pink sparks for this CM>sell like hotcakesman what the hell
>>556142030lots of brainlets search exclusively for 9* blues.
PLEASE GIVE ME COPIES OF WINDY AND NISHINO. FUKU_PANIC.JPG
>>556142000Thanks bby.>>556141985You should look it, the shape of the track will give you a headache.
>>556142030first you get the umathen you get the power then you get the points
WHAT THE FUCKYOU STOLE MY IMAGE SLOTGIVE IT BACK
>grass guts SSRBlegh
>>556142184You want it? Come and get it.
What now?
>>556142184nyo
SSR rolling wouldn't suck as much if it had higher rates than UMAs. You roll one uma and you have a brand new story to playthrough and horse to train. Roll one SSR? Congrats you have cleat material just wasting pace until magically luckshit 4 more copies of it. They need to give out more selector tickets and crystals to alleviate this dogshit game design.
My Power Mile Pasa is suddenly getting a lot of borrows. Are people already training for the Dirt CM?
>sweepy still randomly gets stuck on the explanation screen
>>556142356They need to release the SSR ticket shop early
>>556142314Kiss your trainee.
>>556142145Reminds me of thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/hHt0TlWaG4Y
BAKER-SAN!I FORBID YOU FROM BAKINGLOCK THE DOORS, THIS GENERAL IS STAYING
>>556142390Never happened to me
>>556142125It’s a horseshoe?
>>556142497It's a quarry hole
>>556142474wish I could relate. annoying part is that its obviously not consistently, but when it happens it happens while I'm not looking to manually fix it, often enough to be a pest tho.
>>556142567>>556142567>>556142567>>556142567
MOU JIKAN DA BAKER-SAN!!
>>556140835ardan fucking SUCKS but yeah 800 wit with 4 and wit bonus is pretty lowjust... click on wit bwo
>>556142356The question I have is: Did CyJews expect people were going to go bonkers for maxing cards?
>>556142994This isn't their first gacha game. How could they not know it?
