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>>556143189Hooman!
What does he even get out of posting those
doomin'https://static1.e621.net/data/99/18/9918825075e4554f7595be7cb9bdf581.png
>>556143526sex
>>556143967boomin'>>556144227coomin'
>>556143967>"If hugging is sure to result in mercy, then you must hug!">"The manual says so, and I'd think the goat that wrote it knows a little more about hugging than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living Darkner could best him on a playdate!">"...Then he used the goodwill he accumulated to befriend six of every Darkner in existence, and then he herded them into a town, and then he loved and tolerated the crud out of every single one!">"And from that day forward anytime a bunch of people are together, it's called a RALly!">"...Unless it's a party!"
>>556143967If you think about it the Soldier is kind of like the Red Mage of TF2
>>556144734gem
>>556143249You do realise chapter 5 will release with all chapters so its gonna be the full game right?
temtard LOST
I love fish
Hypothetical AU where kid Asriel is an edgy ninja but also still a crybaby and a sweet toothhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNCgBuI2eJc
God I love coffee.
>>556145736More of a tea guy myself.
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!
>>556146023I like tea for the flavor but it doesn't slap me awake in the morning with caffeine like I need.
>>556145106Chapter 5 is releasing by itself.
>>556146292Understandable, I usually just go through a couple mugs first thing after arriving at work.
>>556145106how does someone even come up with a headcanon like this when you can just read all the newsletters where toby explicitly lays out his plans in like 2 minutes.
post charas
>>556145106me when I'm retarded
The Fun Gang goes to Robot Pirate Island
>>556146346Toby has awakened Chaptra
The Chapter 5Is inside youIs inside youIt's in your heart
>>556146762the fun gang goes to epstein island
>>556146731
>>556146887>For the purpose of retaining monetization, the island will be referred to as Robot Pirate Island
Good morning, everybody. I am erect. That is all.
>>556146731Here's your hooman
>>556147175post it faggot
>>556147175We know Alphys
>>556146731I don't give a shit about chara post it yourself
Reminder that Epstein was a suselle fan
>>556147175pics for proof
>>556147518I will post more hooman for him
>>556145736god same
sup fuckers.>>556147610i hope fagsloppers will eventually recover that devil incarnate loves their gay shit.
>>556148786Kraut what do you think about the news of /pol/ being directly linked to Epstein and Mossad
>>556147175Yep yep, same, same. *walks to the kitchen with bouncing morning wood and makes coffee* This is just like the time when Roulxs was turning to stone
uh oh i sense a wave of offtopic posting incoming
offtopic post
>>556148942funi.if there's a hell, i hope he's there and i hope he understands that the only meaningful contribution to society that anyone with a moral compass enjoys is a forum where people complain about jews.it's a good day to be correct.
Cocktopic post
>>556149201omg how did that anon know?!
>>556149340he's pondering the orb.
>>556149208you said jews?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk9CZ9yLyNc
>>556149208Insane cope
>>556149386Magic orb anon, tell us:What is in store for chapter 6? No, not 5, I am over it, we'll get Flowey and Dess and PapyrusKnight etc etc
>>556148786your entire philosophy on life was invented as psyop by that same devil.you're on some major cope right now.
>>556149543*heavy breathing*must... remember... training.
>>556149584you do you, idiot.you try to make the world work for you.mine works for me.
>>556149701you really should put my lazy jew video in the background and listen, it's so stereo typically hilarious even you couldn't come up with it
>>556149701Your pedo psyop ideology works for you?
i am purposefully posting this moaning goat to interrupt your conversation
>>556149653Not him but /new/ existed before /pol/ and they were already racist and antisemitic. Moot himself didn't want /pol/ to be like it.Said Chara Undertale.
>>556149920Did you know dragon cum decreases colon cancer risk by killing the weak, susceptible cells in your gut?
>>556147518>t. goatpedo
>>556149653>psyopped into hating the psyopperfeels like the guys involved fell over their own shoelaces and acted like this was their intention.
>>556143189
>>556149920
>>556150027bruh wth>>556150158he's a baaa
>>556150213yeah and it's more viscous, like raw latex. be careful when ''sampling'' it orally, clings to the esophagus
Life of a /utg/ anon1. Born 2. Wow Undertale is so cool3. Daydream about fave all day and never date or marry4. Die
>>556150076ew fuck no
>>556150091But you do love raping toddlers and teenagers
>>556150482you're not a toddler or teenager, right?
>>556150076Asriel loves Chara, though
>>556150558Hey kraut, anonymous source shown me how /utg/ treated the passing of your dad (condolences). Yeah maybe I should stop treating them softly and nicely with how vile these neanderthals can get.
kiddos
Save a horse!Ride a cowboy!
>>556150674you can be honest with them and they will reshape that truth into a weapon against you.being cordial, being truthful is nothing but a change for them to hurt you.they can't handle the real truth.which is why they sperg so hard.
he's trying so fucking hard to suck up to him it would be funnier if it weren't in my utdr thread
its hard to come up with a username i actually like
>they can't handle the real truth.>which is why they sperg so hard.nigga's ideology is literally an epstein plant
>>556150993yeah fair enough.
>>556151101try dark warchief
>>556150704My two lolis and shota
>>556151171some faggot on warcraft 3 stole my username in the american server, I still got it first thou.
>>556149920He's letting all your neighbors know how good you succ him.
>>556151127That's not actually true sadly.
>>556151335i would not complain if my bf or asriel said that
>Kraut's the only one that actively talks to TasquefagKinda funny
>>556151127>i made an invention!>this device makes people fuck my wife in a three kilometer radius!>haha, it works!>you fell for my trapthis is what you believe.
>>556151448>>556151335good way to know who the homophobes aregood way to let the homophobes know who you are. worth it? I'll be watching and taking notes.
>>556150993>they can't handle the real truth.>which is why they sperg so hard.yes, this is why you couldn't handle the fact that pippins are canon characters. You denied it so much. regardless of your opinion on the characters, not knowing they were real is pathetic.
having a more visceral reaction to cartoon dice than getting groomed by a billionaire
Epstein likes Suselle.posting non-suselle things.rip bozo.
Ok but what if we talked about fave, though?
>>556151448You will also moan to let them know what good dicking you receive every day.
asking utgGPT, generate me a name that is cool and not GAY
>>556129413I think it depends, mostly im thinking self inserting as the character/other person/furry/whatever, it tends to be escapism. Not that theres anything wrong with that in small doses but too much will fuck up your life and your mental state forever. I've definitely seem some miserable yumes and some who are completely normal people, im just playing armchair psychologist kek. and to be frank im mostly talking about the trans thing which seems to 80% stem from self inserting in zoomers.>>556129921this is true but the way they do it with mettatenna is maybe the most on the nose self inserting with absolutely no thought to his personal characterization I've ever seen, even papyton wasnt this bad.
>>556151805Forcekin
>>556151805YOUR NAME SHALL BE: ISRAELIRALSEI
>>556151805Lemmy Tortellini
>>556151794ngl if my bf powerdrilled my beehole that good i would make extra sure my apartment neighbors file a noise complaint
>>556151771I agree, What do you want to talk about about fave?
>>556151805Israelsei
>>556151805Jim Snakes
asriel probably molested so many little boys that played undertale. just sucked them through the television screen and made them forget what happened.
>>556151664you don't understand the dice drawings RAPED me
>>556152286being non-canon raped you.
Why is Tasquefag sucking Kraut's dick so hard today?
>>556152109Anything! Talk about your own fave too
>>556152084I'm chuckling at the mental image of you going "Babe, it's 4 pm".
>>556152362he's become "sex with kraut"pilled
>>556152362for an exclusively straight person, i do have a pretty sizeable gay harem.this shit feels like when i got pokémon cards, because i never bought any but somehow ended up with a huge amount.
>>556152362He's in full panic mode trying to make this retarded triumvirate concept work as the remaining shitposters like Temshart get picked off like flies
>he STILL doesn't know they're canonholy shit ahahahah he is not a real person this has to be a larp by multiple people I fucking can't
>>556152362He hasn't been getting any (you)s from anybody else so all he has left is the namefag circlejerk
>>>/trash/556136548I’m sorry you’re a charafag
>>556152362Guy's been riding that high from getting called cute by Painter like that one time.
>>556152576What makes it so much more hilarious is that it would have never worked even if temshart were here, because temturd and you-know-who hate each other
>>556152660deeplore time?
>>556151771Fave is cute I guess. Would they be a good gamer?
>>556152574i've said before, for an exclusively straight person that claims to be homophobic you spend an awful lot of time being chummy with gays
>>556152551did you mean to say 4 AM? because that is around the time one is not allowed to make sex noises that wake all the neighbours up
>>556152805why are there so many fags then?
>>556152660What is this?
>>556152928why wouldn't there be
Undertale 58940: The Snowed Inn Rabbit buys a used Toyota Corolla
>>556151771its too bad im too much of a breakcore neet to know what music catti would probably listen to
>>556152481Talking about fave is like a boiling pot i have to try and keep from exploding everywhere. I just woke up but im probably going to draw more stupid genderbends today, or porn. Idk the day is young. I was thinking about him last night as I fell asleep but I can't remember anything other than what kissing him must be like. Down atrocious.
>Me? Evil? All I did was tell you the prophecy. >You're the ones who followed it, exactly as I predicted you would>Now, what will you do, Kris? Or should I say...player?bwoop bwoop bwoop *battle start*>It's...the end?Thoughts on my fanfic?
/utg/ Season 56, Episode 1: Anon gets an iPad
>>556153052yeah well, i am also here.just wondering why you think that your faggot-highness has royalties to this place just because you self-insert into gay critters.
>>556152947
>>556152838The meme format is 4 PM so I rolled with that and noise pollution doesn't necessarily have to be at night but I get you.
>>556153128kino
>>556153086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebLATu8OCL4
>>556153128Needs a romantic subplot
>>556152947ive seen this depiction of jongler alot, where did it come from? if i remember correctly he has a normal zapper sprite in the game and his mike sprite doesnt have a handkerchief. I love jongler. I should draw him
>>556153213i have no idea what you're trying to say
>>556153086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q7UbdMHGcM
>>556153318I dont care for goats very much either, anon. let us go our seperate ways>>556153214this image doesnt make battats nose look too bad. i like it
>>556153495of course you don't
why does giga queen only have a nose at some anglesis toby stupid
>>556153289Thanks I worked hard>>556153319I'm homosexual and do not want to add politics to my works, sorry
>>556153336I think it's an interpretation of this red thing on his neck and it being a bandana goes with his cowboy mike sprite
>>556153538>I dont care for goats very much either, anon. let us go our seperate wayskiddo... that was an example of the kind of music catti would like kiddo... and also it's homestar (required reading or your playthrough wasn't canon) kiddo...
>>556152792>Would they be a good gamer?Hmm, maybe! He's familiar with video gaems, so I think he would hold his own by knowing the basics at the very least, certainly better than not having the slightest idea of what video games are likeWhat about your fave?>>556153086Probably something emo and edgy or something that's more 'out there', wouldn't know what in specific though>>556153095Yes... HAHAHA, YES! Draw more fave and think more about fave!
>>556153086Catti would listen to what all goths listen to because they used to be very conformist in taste actually. Even punks and metal dudes traditionally beefed with each other for no reason whatsoever because they both thought they went harder than those other guys who look like posers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RLoP8hQ2_8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0N4pJwIDIQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6rrTROoZIwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9h2q_dr9k
tvfags and catfags rejoice! I have found this design for the cattenheimers tv and i find it quite interesting
>>556153630I dont mind her nose not being visible at all angles because it makes some expressions clearer but Its so peak and i wish MORE POEPLE CARED about QUEEN in general and her ADORABLE nose. If she had a constant nose it would have made her like at LEAST 15% more popular due to spamtons clout rubbing off on her. we live in a sick backwards world.
>>556153828Has anyone made a design for the survivor Zapper from Kris's endless crime spree yet
>>556153828she's a cute
>>556153651what if the politics is like ancient greece because theyre all cool and gay and stuff
Speaking of Queen I don't think this has been posted here yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPv13qroJ0
>>556153934I should make a design for that. then I could draw them together with >>556153828then I could draw a whole cattenheimer dark world, then I could use this as an excuse to get more anons to talk about catti. its genius, genius!
>>556154010both the ancient greek and the roman civilization collapsed.
>>556153828so she has no Zapper minions, how will that affect her?
>>556153759I think goths had moved on by the mid 2000's.None of the Goth chicks I knew would listen to stuff like this, the music they liked was heavier.They were more likely to listen to Queens of the Stone Age than any of this.
>>556153828Oh I'm glad someone found this art is know someone was looking for it before, its a good concept. We dont get enough ocs of different kinds of darkeners around here even though the possibilities are literally endless
>>556154238So did 3rd reich. What's your point?
>>556153713>What about your fave?Faves are young so they would probably be good at video games. Chara especially would be the obsessive gamer obsessed with minmaxxing while Frisk would be the gamer that just enjoys playing it casually and becoming friends with NPCS.
Do you think Kris feels any remorse for the countless objects he stole from the poor redneck family who live down the street?
>>556154335I was LITERALLY in the process of posting, hahai dont like this one as much as the other one but its still nice. maybe the outfit needs more texture? I feel the undershirt could have sweater lines
>>556154408the reich is not related to any of these.you could only argue that one existed because the other fell.
>>556153230sorry for slow reply, was in vc with the bf <3
>>556154390kek, lmao even
>>556154238>>556154408>>556154502ancient greece, ancient rome, and the third reich were the best civilisations ever
>>556154238Noelle wouldn't say this, she is homosexual
now why is Pluey hauling all that expedition 33
https://youtu.be/cJNvU1XPgWI>>556154736plue butt...important image....
>>556154562This goat looks like he needs some sleep
>>556154572Don't worry. I had a hunch you were.
I'm aiming for 2027 to be my year. 2026 is cooked but if I continue losing 2 pounds a week then I can get under 200 pounds before the end of the year.
>>556154825my bf is so cuuuute! weeeee <3 <3 <3
>>556154271QOTSA is derived from desert stoner rock funny enough I love smoking weed to those albums but also you're right even in my time they mostly listened to Evanescence and HIM than any of the 80s stuff. System Of A Down was also huge with basically everyone back then too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9OfBcjyxKY
had to wake up early today and i forgot how nothing the thread is during the early hours. other battat poster youre my only comfort in this abyss
>>556154473>>556154473I am the number one turtleneck enjoyer so maybe im biased but I think she needs a turtleneck. I like this ones personality at least. Catti tv is giving like the bad mom who tries to be too cool and your friend. Maybe catti tv is always on? Some anon was talking the other day that cattis parents are like weird fucked up hoarders, that could be an interesting dynamic for catti dark world/as a parallel to tenna. And maybe noelle tv is too distant and always trying to be responsible what with the screen time schedules set by carol.
>>556154946But who is cuter out of the two of you?
>>556153828I want to be hugged by her>>556154335The side view is fucking KILLING me
>>556154431The Cattenheimers committed the worst possible sin towards an edgy teenager (being friendly AND annoying) so no
I'll ask later when more dicers are online, but does anyone have that list an anon made of roles the pippins would have in a medieval kingdom AU?>>556155110I'm with you in the dark. like in delta's rune...
>>556154818
>>556154638that's a hot take to have.but okay.
>>556155417He looks like the kind of tired sleep doesn't fix.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQKuXhpC7g
>>556155350>medieval kingdom AUfirst im hearing of this unless you mean this
>>556155350that anon is....me!!! i'm always around teeheeTV Kingdom (Seasons are normal, Spring is a little longer)King = TennaLost King = SpamtonPrincess = pipisChancellor = BattatChaplain = OraclepinsCook = PhillipKnight Marshal = KatanaLady in waiting = JennyJester = FujoButler = CrackedButler 2 = BonesHerald/Messenger = YippinsSecretary = FuzzyRoyal Painter/Artist = PainterKids: Tanto, SkinnysnippiP Kingdom (Forever Winter Kingdom)Queen = snippiPPrincess = CelesteCook = EggpinsHerald/Messenger = Dee sixChancellor = YumeSecretary = VividChaplain = 8ballLady in waiting = KTKnight Marshal = GuroDICE DEVOURER Kingdom ("Dead" Kingdom, very dark and with a lot of fog all around)King = DDPrince = PippyChaplain = ShadowpinsSecretary = CashLady in waiting = FollyKids: TEoHReligious figure = Belle
why does grandpa semi play when you use the michael bomb
>>556155417
>>556155624I love these too. I love AUs charlieee>>556155668yayy thank you! for some reason seeing posts about that jester clown guy from the upcoming tomodachi life activated my medieval AUtism and now I want to do some drawing
i feel the ratio of braindead women to braindead men is off-balance in favor of men again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48-gflWLeBwStatus update: I beat The Last Divinity, Incant is so OP I lost alot of units but in the end, this gamer.....got his bread. *vibes and stims to the last boss track*
>>556155196sorry for slow reply again, was in a phone call with my mommy bf is the cuter one <3 :3 :D
>>556155993an AU in an AU in an AU in a-
>>556156086
>>556156214i am gay
tennnnnnar
Bun
>>556156137aw yeah recursion
>>556156358hi gayim anon
>>556156358How gay are you?
>>556156137more fnaf autism i demand it i love animatironics
>>556156636I love them too, i should draw some
>>556156636>/utg/ femoids have fnaf-autism and like suselledamn they really are epstein-pilled.
>>556156137Au au au auuuuuuuuuu (my attempt to make it sound like a dog whine)
>>556156516>>556156606i am the beacon of homofaggotry that makes the entirety of sweden into an internationally notorious gay country to a degree which has never been seen before in world history.
>>556156781dynamic duo is good for early game but quickly becomes outclassed later in the story when you gain access to memory lane and light nerds
>>556156830You're him?The famous gay, John Sweden?
>>556156636ok
Boy slow down dropping all that BS faves...
Getting fit for fave again
roughly 4 more months until Q3 starts where you can expect ch5 to drop.aren't you excited?
>>556157225Fave is not slacking either
>>556156752don't forget hellaverse by that nepobaby spic.
>>556156752do you like anything about this game that isnt yumyum pornstimmies
>>556157225Gotta get that protein meat whey milk eggs protein batter need that protein
>>556156943my name? my real actual name? markymoo midcock from sweden clan, i call my boat a "LONGship" and i get asked questions by my crew when i raid the english coast and only capture the handsome men and ignore the females.
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm about to do.
>>556143692>humansimagine
Fave bought a brand new television, just so they could play in the box?
>>556157587It's his new home, he already moved all his stuff.
*rolls around the thread during dead hours*
>>556157763*i gently try to take a dortio bag from him
https://youtu.be/38jB1ddejZcblud what even is my feed anymore jfc
>>556157942Careful now
cool ranch is the worst dorito flavor
>>556158123b-but sharing is caring :c
>>556158049My feed is ass too and I only listen to music without an account. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxmva8FcsxA
>>556158214I like it with a small bag but if I’m eating a big bag it’s gotta be nacho cheese
>>556157571Imagine if they were real...
>>556158214cool original is the best flavour though
>>556157484>englishman when stealing ralseiposters longship:I'M TAKING YOUR LONG
>>556158278He's willing to compromise
>>556143289>>556153934this looks crappy since I made it quickly in mspaint but I thought that the zappers in the cattenheimer dark world would look more like they belong on a gameshow than the zappers in TV World. I'll fix this up later but I wanted to make the zappers look like they could realistically be on nickelodeon. the colors make the dress look like military fatigues which wasnt my intention, ill play around with different outfits and colors later
>>556158439Hearty full bodied kek
chili heatwave is the best doritos flavour
>>556158303I'm a simple man, I downloadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4eqC3DX_oE
>>556157484>midcockaint that true worm boy
>>556158837these new rouxls kaard dialogues just do hit differently
spreads my hole
>>556158554>ptsd zapper with trauma from being stucker in kris's cushion for 6 yearskekthis is cute, I like
>>556158949
>>556158697So do I along with buying actual records but but there's a lot of music that's good enough to listen to but not enough to take the time to download and organize so I just look them up every time. Happens with a lot of random singles I like.
*Spreads the earth*
ok but release the tobyfox files
spreads butter on bread
>>556158554She seems wacky and funny but if she ever catches whiff of that klepto there will be hell to pay
getting eeepy, should i sleep or should i fight?
>>556159284Go to bread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyPkuPhBK5E
Fave will randomly get bumps on their tongue and it SUCKS
>>556159431brush your teeth and use mouthwash
>>556157443do you like anything about this game that isn't yumyum homoslop?
>>556157437Never paid attention to hella-thingyi heard the writing is bad and i heard its full of faggotry with over-the-top flamboyant ninnies.qrd?
>>556159485t. guy who groaned every time Gerson was onscreen
Lancer is still the best character
>>556159284If you've got nothing else to do, eep.
>>556159658The hero we deserve
i am faveman
>>556159658true
Why is he called Lancer when he clearly has no spear
>>556159602it's a 14 yo's idea of what ''mature'' is. Swearing, violence and grotesque humor for it's own sake. autistic point: they don't respect demonology, at all. Beelzebub, the gross demon lord of gluttony and by extension parasites is a hot fox girl thing that loves partying. Stolas, actual demon, got turned into a whiny owl man that can't take care of his daughter because he must goon. Somehow he is the victim, and not the neglected daughter.
>>556159810>has a limited vocabulary and pathfinding issues>still very clearly attached to Kris and Susie>occasionally dispenses cake slices from belly>can be put into sleep mode if put onto his back>has nightmares in sleep mode
>>556159375>>556159751nite nite <3
>>556160245Gote night, eep tight, fren!
Susie goes to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and dies horrifically in some contraption she was trying to eat.
>>556159606who even hates gerson?>>556159994sounds dreadful and as unwatchable as little i have watched it (i havent watched it)
>>556160452no one died in wonka's factory ok.apart from countless native dwarves he had enslaved. but the kids were all fine.
>>556160557>Oompa-loompa, derpety-doo>You literally tried to eat Willy Wonka>Little did you know he had AIDS>Fuck you
>>556160119I like this a lot
>>556160667meant for >>556160452
Alphys Deltarune on a first date was asked about her turn-ons and blurted out "Peeing Calvin is kinda hot"Can she still salvage this
did any of you ever read the sequel to charlie and the chocolate factory, the great glass elevator?now that's a weird book
>>556160759Who's the interlocutor/trix/trum
>>556160984Honestly, I've never seen or watched the original. I know maybe like 4 scenes from it and one of them is the blueberry scene that people like to masturbate too.
>>556160984all I remember is they go to fucking space
>>556160984I did, it really felt like Dahl just threw together some random shit to cash in on the original's popularity. The first book was originally going to be a full-blown horror novel too. In some alternate reality Roald Dahl could create his own FNAF franchise.
Noelle's favorite RPG Creator game is Fuckboy and the Chocolate Factory
I’m back IM FREE
Much like Five Nights at Fuckboy's
How does Tobert stay so skinnymini? Does he not like sweets and snacks and all the yummy food his millions could buy?
>>556160745I can imagine Castle Town as some sort of rundown theme park populated by this one sad Ral-bot that lumbers around waiting for vistors. He tries to hug Kris and Susie but can't on account of his arms malfunctioning or simply missing. Then at some point after the King battle his old body gives out and you take his mind chip or whatever to Cyber World, where you find him a brand new, white body, so he can finally pull his weight.
Developercuck angry as he rots in his favela
>>556161569All the yummies he eats are metabolized into trying to fix his wrists
>>556161569not everyone is like you fat fuck
>>556161569He eats exclusively Darkburgers.
>>556161569it's a japanese thing, us gaijins would not understand
>>556161569Unlike you, some people have self control and a working metabolism
>>556161569He seems like the guy who doesnt eat until 9 pm and its half a meal because his tummy hurts if he eats too much.
>>556161569>confirmed fat retardTobystalker? More like Tobystocky.
>>556161569you indulge in greed.
>>556161569They basically eat one meal a day and a few snacks that never catch up to go over their maintenance
pull on doe tail
*random post that gets a million replies from thin air*
>>556162360my fingers... moving... on their own....
no
>>556162456these femanons are getting out of control
My crush on Toby grows stronger every day and i don't know what to do about it.
>>556162791travel to japan and kidnap him
this one is for fave. ill have some too
Are you afraid that toby is going to rape you with deltarune?
>>556163362Read this as "this one is my fave"
Wow, I love him even more now
>>556163452he already raped undertale so yeah
/utg/GPT what is the best pc build i can get with $1500
>>556163409this is cool as fuck reminds me of mega meowstic
I'm going to finger you, anon! Get out of here before I do it!
>>556163689why would you want that? there's no hardware demanding games worth playing
>>556163819oh....
>>556163819thats not what he asked for
Our choices will not matter, Toby wants to rape you and your futile good or evil actions.You can stop playing if you want your choices acknowledged
>>556164096ok col.
>>556163362bro who put pesto on the pizza?where's my pineapple?
>>556164121*plays cash register noise to distract him*
>>556163689With the price of RAM I don't even know if you can get anything solid with $1,500
Omegarune
/UTG/ what is your expert opinion on who would win in a fight?
>>556164447
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
Undertale Gaiden: Bratty and Catty's Quest for Handjobs: Justice for All
>>556164654I think they would both outrun your obese ass trying to start a fight with them
>>556164654There is only one correct answer to this question and you don't need to be a martial arts master to figure out who will win
>>556164719Good night!
what
In Chapter 5 the townies will be present AND start thinking that Kris is kind of a jerk and Susie will defend them to maximize the dramatic irony of when they drop her into the pit on purpose
Putting Fave in my PC Box forever
>>556164967I actually said that without a hint of irony a few times by now.
>Had a dream Susie frenched me just to steal the scrambled eggs i was eating
>>556164967i like women
>>556165493i dreamt about a huge fuggen dog.ripping apart a whimsical penguin.
>>556165493she stole them right outta your mouth?
>>556165493krusie gets banned from IHOP for doing this with their entire breakfasts
>>556165769
real
do you look down on your friends/other people based on their personal interests?
>>556166469only one
>>556151849i'd say i genuinely believe people just look at the EX battle when characterizing mettaton, but he says his main goal is his love of humans in that battle and everyone flat out ignores that. so i don't even know if they pay attention to that either. maybe people just look at his design and that's literally all?
>>556166469Never
>>556166469absolutely
>>556166469What event made you post this
>>556166469My own interests are kind of an acquired taste, so no.
>>556166469my friends have much cooler and more acceptable interests than me.
Do you think it's possible we can marry [FRIEND]?
enough fnaf-runegive me the desolate hope-runegive me a dilapidated immobile robot spade king that sits around in his simulation designing dungeons and torture chambers to use on the humans that abandoned him when they return, even though they never willa queen that designs a stimmy-providing paradise designed to keep people worshipping her, for the humans who will never comea tenna that designs a world of sets and stages showcasing the talent of humanity, which will forever remain emptya gerson that designed an endless cathedral during a religious phase he had, which he has since moved on from and you can just find him chilling in his study, the rest of the halls emptyno one but me has played the desolate hope, have they
>>556166469It really depends.
>>556167023The empty server experience
>>556167046woman-coded post
>>556164654Toby's first survival instinct would be to suck Scott's dick
>>556166469Sadly yes.
>>556166914none, just popped up in my mind and wanted to post it.
>>556167505>empty response that doesn't critique the idea being presentedmale-coded post
>>556166804actually to connect this to mettatenna because i feel like ranting why not. i think people are trying to fit them into a shitty paradigm where there is a funny goofy one and a sexy one, and tenna fulfills all mettaton's dreams and they live happily ever after. but it ignores the fact that tenna's insecurities are complely and perfectly lined up with mettaton's character flaws, and NO ONE is interested in exploring this, so they gut both characters of anything that makes them feel like real people to make it work. and it breaks mettaton especially, because him being the funny one is a criticial part of his character design without which he is nonfunctional, and also because mettaton would not share the limelight, he wants everything and the world like spamton does. mettatenna should be spamtenna volume 2: tenna needs an intervention.
my new burgerpants fanart
>>556167889hahaha femoid getting called out and being mad about it
>>556167505>>556168121Hello kraut
>>556168120Speaking of this gag did somebody save that Spamton if he 2010s Tumblr picture
>>556168121why would calling me a woman make me mad? I don't see that as something derogatory. >hahaha moid getting called out and being mad about itNow, are you going to tell me what your problem with my post is?>>556168338
>>556166469Sadly, a lot of my friend group is into gotchaslop. It's like I'm not even interacting with people at some points.
>>556168601Me as Asriel
sick of avatarfags using your faves? reply to this post with the images you want to but could never post!
>>556168663And Asriel
>maybe people just look at his design and that's literally all?That and i think a large part of this fandom first played the game when they were like 14 or even younger....Especially deltarune fans so they couldn't understand him past a surface level when they first played it, much less now. And exactly no one is taking mettatenna as seriously as spamtenna for example, despite not being a spamtenna shipper really (im neutral) theres no lack of content actually taking a real look adult look at their lives but i havent seen that for mettatenna at all. Because i think mettaton is the escapism self insert in 90% of dr era content.
>>556162020KEK! No wonder they hate fatfags who actually talk about on-topic Underrune characters being fat and sexy
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>556168682I'll never fall for your tricks! I'm gonna goonpost!! Haha! Victory!
meant to tag >>556166804 >>556167905oops
remember deltarune ch 1?
Commence the jigglin
>>556169184>deltarune [optional comedic prequel]
>>556169184How could I forget
I am going to stop reading /r9k/. Should I also stop reading /pol/?
>>556168965actually that's a good point, mettaton just being the proxy through which they fuck tenna because they see tenna as sexyman of the week, that's a highly plausible scenario.gat damn toby, you better give us something good
*joins the /utg/ jiggle huddle*
>>556169184I remember!Not really being wowed by it!Honestly it and chapter 2 felt pretty underwhelming and generic but now I see it was in service of setting up for the rest of the game which has been a lot more exciting
>>556169024that’s a minor
>>556166469I hate my friends and wish to kill them all
>>556168275you were right 50% of all time.which is pretty good, given your track record.
>>556169572kris…
jewntendo direct when?i need my announcement
>>556169618Why do you have fat Tenna saved to your computer? Hmmm
>>556169451if you're asking you already know the answer. yes.
>>556169527you're a minor.
>>556168473This picture is killing me it's too spot-on
>>556169713no i was the other one, you dense retard.like i said: in a fifty-fifty scenario you actually get 50% correct.
>>556169887Nice lie
>>556169713say what you want, but you were still only 50% correct.it was obviously one of many impersonators.
>>556169451both are rat poison for the mind. read marcus aurelius
>>556168275Filename is wrong. Not Kraut
I AM EATING SARDINES ON TOAST ASK ME ANYTHING
>>556169618so what was the issue with that post?
>>556169963your gay brainrot is not superior to hategrave.
>>556170036pippins trigger him even if they're canon
>>556169451Stop reading /pol/ you can get all the political advice you need from watching Gundam
>>556169480That's exactly what we're happening. We're so cooked, its so over, etc etc. Ok maybe not. I'd like to think he has at least one other character crumb than bottom of the barrel yaoi slop, I have to believe. Hes at least going to meet alphys in Deltarune, and i really don't think he's not going to get a new body. There'd be a lot of pushback with the whole gender thing
>>556168682
>>556170029eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
>>556170036that one isn't me, dumbass.i speak words, try reading them every now and then.
>doomer and kraut are going to spend their whole day complaining about women while posting fat fetish art
do you think toby's music will be finally good in chapter 5 or do we have to wait 6 or 7?
>>556169504His soft jiggles warm your muscles and rejuvenate your body
>>556169451/pol/ has been a honeypot for over a decade.
>>556169951not even my filename try again foid
>>556170208>>556167505 isn't you?
>>556170029yuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm
>>556170221and I will womanpost regardless
>>556170221damn.i have something in common with the gay.
Kraut has ruined the reputation for moids everywhere now. We let him be the representative for too long and now when femanons think of men they think of Kraut.
>>556170221at least doomer has the excuse of being gay to explain his repulsion to women
BOTposting. activating the MTT chip in my brain. going glamour mode. Robot lust? set to ON. logging into botposter hivemind. synced. taking my mettaton pills before posting. legs.
>>556170307here you go, myself
>>556169992He disguises that sometimes and uses nonkrautish filenames
>>556170427Can you try thinking of that one anon that lurk, draws occasionally, and then looks away from the thread for hours at a time instead
The threadshitters are growing weaker by the day
>>556170385that's me (2x)>>556168275that's me (1x)that's all this is about.
>>556170221Don't group fatGODS in with them ever. This is your first and only warning.
>>556170538who weirdsei
>>556170545Half of the thread is goattrannies erping with eachother.
>>556170553okay then... I'm going to say this one more time, slowly... what was your problem with >>556167046
do you think mettaton eats his own glamburgers? he can probably process them since theyre a robot, or does even he know that burgers with sequins taste awful?
>>556170427i am SO okay with that.fat, titless goblins with three cats and unloveable obsessions are allowed to hate men because i don't want these fat hairy goblins to find love.
>>556170129i still have hope, mostly because mettaton has some unspent gaster connections so we might get something there even if it's just AU fuel. maybe the lorefags will save his ass >>556170507that's the pill we implanted dissolving in your brain
>>556170583Doomer needs to repost fat art from local drawfags for (You)s now. He is only pretending to be one
>>556170742it’s magic food anon what process?
>>556170668it was very womanly-coded.this person smells of catfood and lonliness.this person will get toxoplasmosis and will be attracted to cat urine.
When you think about men you should be thinking about me, the famous good poster
I would like to remind all women and "women" in this thread that they do not belong and are not welcome here.This is a thread for UT/DR discussion, not for you to complain and gossip.
I often imagine a Tenna fan meetup where it ends up going like picrel given enough time, what a SLUT
>>556170507kek I love this. Why was my first thought the chumbucket mind control from spongebob. Mettaton would do that, but Queen moreso.
>>556170881That isn't an explanation, that's just more insults. What exactly about the post's content is upsetting?
>>556170742everything else on the menu looks pretty tasty, like the ice cream and the sandwich. i will give him the benefit of the doubt>>556170937my pink faves...
I miss the susieposter
I would like to remind all fem posters, femcock or vagina havers, that I am single and ready to pringle I hope you will accept me
>>556170891>women>and "women"agreed
>>556170621N-no! The other one!
I don't miss anyone who doesn't post here anymore because they all betrayed me.
>>556171043susie is purple
chubby women cuteHOT even
>>556171132*pats this anons back*This a real one
>>556170891Based doebro
>>556171042>it's an insultif it can be destroyed by the truth, then it should be destroyed.
i am so extremely tired and i still have 4+ hours of stuff to dosaid fave(whom i love and adore and would probably be taken advantage of if she were real and knew this about me)
>>556171206I dont like it when people draw her tail really thick it makes me think of those ant things
>>556171061Ok very nice, but where the pringles at? I'm hungry
>>556171262You're still avoiding answering me. Why is saying "it depends" to that question womanly? C'mon, you can do it. Form an opinion. Try.
Deltarune took so long to make Yu Gi Oh Abridged got a new episode??? What the fuck???
>>556143289Traditional doodle
I would like to request all women and "women" in this thread show their cocks and/or tits to prove how cool they are
>>556171206the fat pussy does things to me.
>>556171395the word you are looking for is abdomena big juicy abdomen, bulging with nutrients and eggs, its segmented carapace pulled apart by the sheer bloat of it...
>>556171573ant...tennamones...antivating...must...fatten...king of only...
Manhate/womanhate squabbling is indicative of a debased mentality, said Error Sans
>>556171132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxWkfJ4uvV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li91V6m_OR0
>>556171429the opinion is there: this post was manufactured by a woman.so far, i wasn't persuaded that i am wrong.
>>556171412You only have to ask, babysmoochiekins
>>556170742This is so stupid but I remember reading about how they made the cookies on sesame street because they cant use real ones because it doesnt work at well/will damage the puppet fur theyre like painted rice cakes and styrofoam so thats how I imagine glamburgers both texture wise, and how he eats them, he just crumbles it with his hand and fake eats them. I know he has a tongue in one sprite but I always imagined him with big fake cartoon teeth with nothing behind it, no inner mechanics and he just cookie monsters it for commercials. Alphys has to scrape off mashed up burgers off the inside of him witha gum scraper. Or i guess thats probably a burgerpants tier job.
>>556171190she is a mettatony pink in the UI. hot pink?
>>556171573very gross
>>556171637your GOAT is washed, tenna will always be glooby
>>556171702You're just repeating what you said before. Answer my question. If you can't, it's pathetic.
>>556163362I sometimes have the dream where I can pull food from a TV screen, it makes the characters wonder wtf happened or mad at me. so can I absorb your pizza anon? I lost some weight due influenza and I got to fatten up again.
>>556171412@grok, is this real?
NOT ENOUGH SPAMTENNA.....
Had a dream last night where /utg/ was holding an art gallery meetup. I submitted my art anonymously and then I showed up in person pretending to be someone else to compliment my own work. 2 anons dressed as Pippinses looked at me weird.
Did you guys know that if you open up the game's files it says to start gender wars to distract the normies from Mossad? Why would Toby put that in his game?
>>556171841This is true, a team washes his rolls with glooby slime daily to keep him fresh and moist
>>556171190>>556171804susie = pinknoelle = yellow>>556171893lmao
>>556169951why is he green though.He beast boy in secret?
>>556171893if someone was dressed as fujo that was me and you had some lettuce on your teeth sorry i was just embarrassed to tell you
>>556171730*gasp* anon, you didn't have to...>>556171862My dad works at tobysoft I showed him it and he confirmed it
>>556171847okay.
>>556171893>I showed up in person pretending to be someone else to compliment my own work.based
>>556171043Why does nobody gaf or draw about cowboy mettaton he literally was a snail rancher its such an underrated aspect of him.
>>556171847Kraut's just mad that his entire personality and home was founded by a Jew. A Jewish serial rapist no less.
>>556172250It's honestly pretty funny how he's literally incapable of explaining himself, genuine toddler behavior.
TOOOOBBBYYYY!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GODDAMN TENNA FIGURE??!?!
>>556172250you're that pippinsfag that keeps sperging about the canonicity of your self-insert OC; right?
>>556171262okay, let's play cognitohazard then, friend. if you push a button you'll get your date, method of death and a video of your funeral to see how you are remembered and who turns up. Ignore quantum mechanics forbidding 100% accurate future sight for sake of the thought experiment. Would you want to know that?Or, other one, it will tell you whether or not the worst and best day of your life are ahead or behind you. It says you best day is behind you.Still think the truth in itself is this holy grail?
Guys, you woke up the deer
>>556172403dude he said fwuzzy cwitters how old do you think he is?
>>556172491what are the left slipper's eyes looking at
>>556171860If you post your face I'll respond to every one of your posts forever and give you lots of attention and exuberant praiseYou can do it through catbox or on discord, I don't care
>>556172242i think you're probably wearing the cowboy hat and the empty gun when you have a 'standoff' with him too.
>>556171132I don’t miss them because our current content posters are 10 times better than they were and I’m afraid we won’t live up to this era’s contentfags in future generations
>>556172491She looks very cuddleable here.I'm not a morning person either, Noelle...
>>556172476No. Not even sure who you're talking about desu.
>>556172491hi noelle can i buy your slippers
>>556172476you mean the green guy that doesn't appear in the game? the popular fan oc? him?
>>556171860Let it go painter said no
>>556172481if it was proven that this is not causing a method of death but instead simply stating my destined form of death, i would press it.i fear that machine would change fate in some way to expedite my death instead of just stating a normal truth.because wether or not this is reality or if reality was manufactured to have it be so are two different things.
>>556172714the pippins actually say this?
>>556172643This x100Looking back, it almost makes the threads back then look grim compared to what we have now
>>556172845dude they only have like 4 lines in canon
>>556172714weird non-canon creature.heh.
>>556172712Instead of a squeaker in the toe its a little voice box that does the susie laugh every time you stephttps://youtu.be/5z7ugBaZsp8?si=RwC8HWQ57xWTGk3u
>>556172481yes to the first one, would be of mild interest and i'll never know precisely how i'm remembered otherwisethe second one doesn't seem like particularly useful knowledge but surethat was easy enough, gimme something harder
>>556172643>>556172879we don't have any animators, but altogether this era is pretty great yeah
>>556172845Yes, in battle iirc
>>556172643Like who?
Whatever. You look like Bruce Willis.
>>556172643The /utg/ golden era...*Tenna golden statue.png*
>>556172629k tomorrow, my eczema from being sick cleared up. >>556172832yeah, knowing influences the outcome, but I take/write those things that they knew somehow what you would do, thus from the oracle's pov the button is a formality.
>>556164096i dont need my choices acknowledged. I just want to get to the end and go home
>>556173059hey my fave has one of those too :)
>>556172010>Tasquefag has unironically never played Deltarunewhat a shocker
>>556172982>>556172983are you sure about that
>>556173015Does it count if all of the animations are in my head?
>>556173140Spray painted
>>556173015pixelanon erasure
>>556173015that one guy drew over space ghost that kinda counts
>>556173168no my question extends to ingame. why is he green.
>>556173204only if you let me see themalso i just remembered that i did make a gif once or twice so technically i am one??? i think?
Susie if she was cool.
>>556173312nigga he just is
>>556173015I've been considering figuring he easiest way to do porn animations but I would want it to have sound too and I don't how people do that without spending money on voice actors . I should probably learn how to do regular animation but y'know, porn.
>>556173221sorry i completely forgot
>>556173185i don't understand the issue, but okay.
>>556173353Grim
>>556173218no... it's made of real 24 karat gold and it's worth 395075436184332 berdollars
>>556173353>this is the shit he posts about while dying of cancer
>>556173353this was susie before her dad raped her
>>556173543there is no canceri don't have cancerthe thing might be gone for now anyway
>>556173598ah, tapeworm
>>556173015That doesn’t matter because oldfags will never hold a candle to our current cast
>>556173598It will always come back. Always
>>556173479It's ok. I understand it's easy to miss the existence of canon characters when you haven't played the game.
are you a star?
>>556173353>>556173598I heard there was a secret sword
>>556173185its kind of silly to not know all their canon lines when they have like 4 and you're making content around them, no?
>>556173675painter is the only one that's just objectively superior to everything that came before, everyone else of note is pretty in-line with folks like venom
>>556173827So Link But Blue could slay the Lord
none of you remember 2015-16 /utg/
>>556173839they have way more than 4 lines there are pippins npcs mate
>>556173884>in-line with folks like venomThat’s pretty offensive because his art is shit, a lot of our drawfags are better than him
>>556173839ooh but you see it's a little more than fourhttps://youtu.be/zutvmcSOWko?t=8650https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=995https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=1428https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=2979https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=3055https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=3216https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=3825https://youtu.be/VR_8F5rpFlI?t=6393https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=4073https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=4195https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=4371https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=4631https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=5824https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=8109https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=8184https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=8308https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=8829https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=9000https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=9252https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=9376https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=9986https://youtu.be/BANEWGSjy4k?t=1739https://youtu.be/KTXtivMDqt0?t=149https://youtu.be/KTXtivMDqt0?t=472https://youtu.be/KTXtivMDqt0?t=578https://youtu.be/KTXtivMDqt0?t=637https://youtu.be/KTXtivMDqt0?t=808https://youtu.be/Oh3P2XRWsag?t=2
it's time for your weekly art fight bait anons open wide
If i was in /utg/ back then it would have only been for the most bare minimum cursory lurking around and maybe a lil of the ol drive by shitposting
>>556173939but Toby raped me when he changed the story
>>556174096I was supposed to come to town and with blade strike monsters down
>>556174027*cries, spazzes, smacks spoon down, shits my diaper, topples my chair over and pisses everywhere*
>>556173817anon, you're hallucinating.
>>556174027yummy slop
>>556173221I should make more animations. not sure if i want to make more pixel animations or stuff like https://files.catbox.moe/sxshil.mp4I want to make a simple animation based off of https://youtu.be/kuNixp-wvWM but im unsure which character I should use. noelle and fujo seem like the best bets but im sure theres others that might be a better fit
>>556174027crabsolutely not
>>556173059Here's the truth, folks. I am the Deltarune president, okay? It's pretty much undeniable at this point, everybody. The media and the crooked Democrats in Washington may not want to admit it, but it's true, it's true, folks. Just like how I'm making America great again, I'm making /utg/ great again, okay? I am ushering in /utg/'s golden age and it will be glorious when I'm done with it. Three chapter releases under my watch, with a fourth release on the way. Four chapter releases, four is a good number isn't it, people? Solid number right there. Three chapter releases under me and a fourth release coming soon, and /utg/ has never been more beautiful. We have plenty of artfags, making great content! I love the little dice people they keep drawing, I think they're called the Pippins. The Pippins, cute name. Maybe I should get one of those. Plenty of nice artists, writers, cool theories, plenty of new faces. It's an exciting time. Meanwhile, what did we get under Sleepy Joe? A single chapter release and the worst era in /utg/, folks, it's not even comparable folks. Sleepy Joe was so bad he even managed to ruin /utg/, isn't that something, folks? The schizos were out of control, the spam was flooding into these beautiful threads with no signs of stopping until I stepped in and fixed the problem. Now look at /utg/, it's beautfiul and it's only getting better under Donald J. Trump! I just had an amazing phone call with Toby the other day and I said to him "Toby, the people want Chapter 5, and they it to be the best chapter of all time". And Toby agreed! We're working on a deal right now to make Chapter 5, the fifth chapter, the best thing Toby has created yet. So stay tuned, stay tuned folks, and we will continue to make /utg/ great again.
>kraut, tasquefag, numbers, doomer AND CoL all online at the same timeThis general needs a hero
>>556173884NTA but venom isn't THAT great, sure it's not bad or horrible but I don't think the hype is justified desu
>>556174256uh-huh. so do you think pippins themselves aren't canon, or just the green guy?
>>556174015why can't you have this sort of obsessive fixation with an actual real character like Noelle or Spamton or something
>>556174490or Spamelle
>>556174364Thanks, Mr President
>>556174381hey guys....its me.....femblook poster.....
>>556174381how long is Painters period cooldown?
>>556174490AND Jevelle
>>556174360Alright, alright you get a smirk outta me with that one, alright
>>556174561We have to wait a month until our red savior comes again
>>556174221Tenna, this isn't a normal reaction to being offered celery.
saw this in my downloads folder and i think i should make more pippins reaction images
it was cool of toby to put my fan oc in the game and cutscenes and chapter 5 newsletter content
>>556174490based.>>556174381but they are here and you named them.angels coming to enact the will of god does not mean they are coming to save you or help you.maybe you are not the good guy.
>>556174554im a femblook truther now all blookys are girls to me from now. For fun.
>>556174352I was banned so I didn’t get to see this cute
I don't mind human Tenna, but I hate black Tenna and fat Tenna and woman Tenna. Does that make me a bigot?
>>556174381Well if it makes you feel any better at least one of those people you mentioned are literally dying as we speak.
can any trans women baby me
>>556175140remember when fujo came on screen and listed every billionaires home address? it lasted a whole half hour. what was toby thinking? maybe this is a clue to gaster
>>556174381We need a summoning ritual for Painter/Voiceanon/Asgoreyume/Dicefags when shit gets bad so they can battle the evil posters
>>556175321please tell me its col
>>556175242you don't even know that one of the canon characters is canon
>>556175423Yes. We won't tell us what he has, but he let it slip that he does in fact have something.
>>556175298yes tenna would hate you be better
>>556174431>not bad or horrible
Heres my summoning ritualAppearusAmongus
>>556175321Does CoL really have cancer? Kinda ironic if he does.
>>556175435he can join the big epstein in heck.
>>556175610He says it's not cancer but he won't tell us what it is either.
>>556175247i think shes cute too...
I SUMMON HUMMY!
>>556175298Skinny human Tenna's abnormally large Ozempic hands and lumpy, deflated body
>>556175523Is this the same artist?
>>556175816I wouldn’t call him an artist
>>556175697Didn't he specify it's something chronic that flares up and scares him sometimes
>>556175790Hummy was arrested and executed months ago.
>556175790what
>>556175693what?
>>556170583giggled extremely hard at this
>>556175558
>>556175385>remember when fujo came on screenunf
>>556175957You're laughing. Spamton is having [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] in his [[Guts]] from eating Tenna-sized portions of greasy slop every day, and you're laughing.
>>556175385I don't remember because I came so hard I blacked out
>>556175816Yes, the same one
>>556175930what eludes you
What are the odds of Susie completely forgetting what Pippins is called and calling one "Pisser"
>>556174513>>556174578Kraut conveniently ignores these >>556175693
>>556176391susie would think it was really funny to call them toylets
>>556176258OK well I'm 3/4 a newfag and I saved this from /doe/ before this conversation even started because I wanted to fuck this deer so bad, and I love the art style. Is there somewhere I can find the rest of his art or just the archive
>>556176391picking up a pippins and it sprays pee on your hands as a defense mechanism
>>556176313>I point out you don't realize the green pippins isn't a fan oc>you reply with some unrelated babble about epstein does this make sense to you somehow
>>556176430>ignores the rage bait>rage baits retarded people (women)*walks off with a woman-shaped tum-tum.
>>556176448venom you don’t need to pretend to be a 3rd party, deer
mum-pums
stop squabbling NOW
>>556176614>kraut unironically saying ragebaitain’t no way dawg
>>556176678Do you live in a constant state of every drawfag past and future raping you endlessly
>556176738>nyooo pwease pay a tännchen to me~can't be arsed, home slice.
>Moids triggered
>>556176796Calling your art shit is raping you not me
>>556176796uploading sinners brain copies to the basilisk that makes them experience all of 4chan at once constantly
my fuckass pet thing who stares at the wall
Whos played Tangledeep? It looks cool, it kinda feels fun but idk im still in my first day, does it get better? I went with a flame sword dancer for my first try
>>556176831nigga you are still replying to my post lol?
>>556176915that's because drywall is more interesting and engaging than your posts.
hey guys I haven't scrolled up at all what'd I miss
>>556176871This general would unironically improve 10x if all moids got whatever CoL has3
>>556176981Avatarshitters are pathetically dying and our drawfags of this era will never be topped
alright new division angle this boy vs girl stuff is getting old, we will now set the tall posters against the short posters
>>556177231But I haven't measured my height in like 15 years
>>556177231I’m 5’7 where do I sit
>>556177106Loved ones?
it's crazy how short foids literally couldn't stop me if i raped them lol big moids win again
>>556177350About at my knees lmao
>>556177350standing bj height for meNow get to it
>>556177407>>556177432I refuse to believe anyone here is that tall
>>556177338are you a lobster
>>556177212not really, you are just a newfag and never saw the awesome stuff that people posted before and confuse this garbage for quality.
ok I pull up
>>556176915provide him enrichment
>>556177520meh only notable person I can remember is notreal
>>556177509You're insane they'd be like 15 feet tall
>>556177231I'm a 5'6 man. What happens to me?
>>556177520Bait
i guess its battat time
>>556177520Ok then, post this "awesome stuff" from the past that is better than what gets made on the regular nowadays
>>556143289:p
>>556177756my favorite time
>>556177748conversion into hand dryer
>>556177908And what is THAT supposed to mean?
>>556177682hollowed out pumpkin full of clues instead of raw meat like they do for tigers
mintbrap got gobbled up like a snack
*runs through the fields naked all vulnerable like* tehehehe i hope no FOID rapes me! tehehehe
Explain to this 3-4let who mint wasI hear they were sort of a dubious character
>>556178219
>>556177794you know very well i don't save that stuff.>momdyne (classic)>momdyne (post-acquisition)>spryavalanche>painto>aliggerthat's from the top of my head.
>>556178043imagine battat doing thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_IXpdSrxyI
>>556178219Women can't rape. The UK said so.
>>556177756I've been extremely battatpilled today because im tired and monday and bored. save me green >>556178219*wordlessly shoots you down with a hunting rifle from a tree blind*
Which Faves are the best at making powerpoint presentations
>>556172631Hm I forgot that bratty and catty sold those in his alley, even more cowboy themeing. If mettaton was as popular tenna there'd be literally 5000 photos of him dressed as a cowboy. Also :woozy: :dizzy:
I just got killed in tarkov and now it's everyones problem
>>556178328What are any of these words
>>556178520I’d sex this mettaton
>>556178614english
>>556178341this impenetrable pumpkin is another one of mike's sick tricks
>>556178328>kris becomes a retard and stabs his neckwow. so good.
>556178328>Everything listed is slop except for oneExpected, lol
>>556176462i find this endearing
>>556178835based spryKINGLORDSCHOLAR
>>556178781was that a bit too close to home?>>556178727>i am impenetrableyou are never going to be penetrated.
What if fave called you a "black bastard" even if you weren't Black
>>556178974both these replies are retarded.
>>556179000I'd ask fave which streamer did they hear that from.
battat beach
>>556179000i would lol.
i want to wrap battat up in a big fuzzy blanket and give him a warm drink
>>556178974>>i am impenetrablesilly ESL, that's not what I said.
my new sans fanart
Guys I desynced...
can a foid fuck me please
>>556177756this is how i imagine him to be(also sexier)
>>556179208its true though
>>556179359best I got is droids mate
>>556179380>>556179130cumming on his soft gaster and mike theorist belly
Fave is asking me if there's a way to bypass the pay to read thing on internet articles>by payingyeah besides that
starts jackiong my dick
>>556179530very elegant.
What's the non-binary version of a foid/moid? A noid?
>>556179592You're so sassy all the time kraut, it's cute
>>556179614it is happening again
>>556179614the three heroes…
>>556179359i'll consider it if you're green and schizophrenic
>>556179395you quoted a sentence that does not exist nor is alluded to in the original post. What are they teaching you over there in germany? Still on those tricky ABCs?
>>556179614zoid
Ralsei cannot be trans because then the party would be lopsided instead of being balanced into male, female and Kris
>>556179332Im still on mine if that's what youre taking about you're not alone
>>556178520if there's one thing i'm confident of, it's that this fandom has the attention span of a burst grape, so it will literally only take one good mettaton scene for people to pretend they liked him the whole time. i pray
>>556179812Same reason half human Susie is false and dumb
>>556179753you can't even pronounce Straßeüberquerung or tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen and tell me about "tricky ABCs"
>>556179738I'm schizophrenic but not green.
>>556179614
>>556179875i dont understand why half human headcanons took off when toby won't even promote heterosexual race mixing
>>556179875Oof this post didnt age well*winks at future archive knowers*
>>556179614Nobody calls themselves noid anymore after the hostage situation caused by the dominos mascot.
>>556179836No, mine feels like it's REALLY late because everyone else here already had theirs even though according to my tracker everything is business as usual and suffered no delays
>>556178614Newfag...
>>556179897I don't care about your phlegm-cough language. Not my country, not my problem. Now stop hallucinating at my posts, silly boy.
>>556179905Not yet, anyway.
>>556179987kriselle
A moid, a foid, and a noid from the past...
I would literally kill myself for this creature.
>>556180285is a collective hallucination. call me when they mate and produce viable offspring.
>>556180190>your language is 80% foreign-constructed>uses "phlegm" unironicallylmao
>noid this>foid thatAll I know about is the noise!
>>556180474you should consider doing so.
>>556180672nghhh keep biting my bait I'm so close... yeah nhhh wiggle around like that unhhhhh
>>556180823You are not Noelle.
BUT I'M A MOIDI'M A CHUDCEL
Why is kraut mysteriously allowed to just ignore the no avatarfagging rule anyways
>>556181078powerful T-posing.
>>556180672what character is that?
what if im sub5 but i smell really good because i take hot showers everyday
>>556143289catti and swatch and an imposter
>>556181078No one gets banned for avatarfagging on /vg/ it seems. This other general I'm in, people avatarfag all day, everyday and don't get a ban.
>>556181302i think that's noelle hollergay
>>556180756yeah
>>556181451I don't remember seeing her in the game
>>556181635play the game, idiot.swear to god, these fucking secondaries.
>>556180520Chasriel was canon too BTW
>>556181669no, i think you're a faggot and you post spamelle OCs and then pretend they're canon when you are just an insufferable little homo and can't discern the difference between your OC and the game.the shit you interpret into the actual game is horrible enough but then you add a specifically gayfaggot OC that tickles that exact flavor of pestilence you want.and in the same breath you scream "self-insert"
>>556181675we aren’t talking about headcanon
>>556181753>i think you're a faggotafter all the self-inserting you did in your fave, now you have the audacity in wanting to self-insert into me?damn bro.
>>556181441I might move to the 8 chan thread, none of my reports ever work. at least the 8 chan janns actually do their job
>>556181862i'm just a pattern person.patterns can be broken, patterns can be bigger than the scale by which i read them, but i know the enemy will not reveal itself because revelation equals weakness and they do not want to be found out, revealed or predicted.so far, this behavior is linked to avatarfags that i had encountered here and i can safely assure you: they will burn themselves out.this is not what a happy person looks like.they will destroy themselves in the fire of their own hatred against you, in pursuit of the stimmies that the epic gotcha would bring or the satisfaction when you would be driven off of the thread.but i feel like they will either find refuge in the future /trash/ spamelle containment thread or post their dying moms here and tell us how unwell they are.give it 2-4 months.
>>556177828Awesome deer <3
>>556182075unfortunately for your headcanon, i like women.
>>556182223the spamelle hivemind conceptualizes that telepathically connected brains that are retarded do not gain higher conscience if their higher brain function is literally zero and 0 multiplied by 0 remains zero.you'd think a hivemind makes you stronger, but it actually makes you weaker and more retarded.
>>556182326my condolences to those in hiveminds, then.
>>556181775True, that's why I said it was canon
Act like a SusieThink like a Kris
>>556182435i still imagine thread talking about the game.no spamelle/jevelle OC shitno avatarfagslopping no whatever the fuck this isno drama cascadingjust a bunch of fags talking about vidio gem.making art, making music, enjoying art, enjoying music, interpreting the story and saying what they enjoyed.
>>556182326I thought you just were choosing a weird thing to nitpick kraut about but I don't understand the problem with Spamelle if dice are fine
>>556182438just because it makes your peepee hard doesnt make it canon
>>556182486marios gonna takea giant piss
IN YOU AND I, THERE'S A NEW LAND
EVERYONE DANCE ((d[-_-]b))
>>556182616you don't really want that.
>>556182825
yummy
>>556178328Of course it’s kraut saying this lmao
>>556182636the thing kraut hasn't yet realized, because he is mentally disabled, is that I'm literally just scrolling the archives and posting his own retarded posts word-for-word except for substituting spamelle for pippins >>554100797 >>547275079
>>556182678That's how it works though.
>>556183050that's a really good bit you made JC Denton locks himself in the bathroom real
>>556183050Oh my god thats why I couldn't understand the ESL schizobabble I thought I was losing my mind, I can barely understand Kraut on the best of days his ESL and autistic sense of humor are like riddles to me and also I don't care about anything he says. Cheers. good bit
>>556183050oh god man i thought you'd gone genuinely nuts
new thread>>556183347>>556183347>>556183347
>>556183050i am glad i am turning a second generation of women schizophrenic.
>>556183050i think kraut skirts by in the threads because he talks in such a retarded esl way most people can't be bothered to actually read his posts.
