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this thread will be worse.
ace on my face
Why is everyone here so retarded?
Any club that's looking for people rn? I got kicked out of mine two days ago for some reason, and I was playing daily
PLEASE ROLL ON THE FINE MOTION KAWAKAMI PRINCESS BANNERPLEASE SPEND THE 20 DOLLARS TO GET A SELECTOR YOUVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR HUNDREDS OF HOURS ITS NOT A BIG PRICEUSE 200 ROLLS, 1 CRYSTAL AND 2 SELECTORS ON FINE MOTIONYOU WILL THANK ME LATER WHEN ALL OF GLOBAL IS BUTTFUCKED WITHOUT FINEMO IN MANT AND GL
team spic love
this thread will be weirder
>>556162965frankly I'm not a fan of the quality in either version, but I'm also a demanding and annoying cunt.
Digitan is my wife/gf/personal onahole
>>556163109What club? We'll kick their asses
PALMER LOVE
Mambo!
Fucking stupid retarded ashen bitch
>>556163123this guy sounds like he has down syndrome
Are you guys saving up for Ardan later this month?
Digitan LOVE
>>556163123I'm buying Kawakami Princess.I will have 3 ways with her and King Halo.
I quit
b-bwos the game just freaked out right now it showed me the successful training animation then it froze and sent me to the failed training event
>>556163123>1 CRYSTAL AND 2 SELECTORS ON FINE MOTIONI thought you're meant to use those on Fuku
>>556163169>personal onaholebased
>>556163273does that increase or decrease his trustworthiness on a half-horse, half-idol gacha?
>>556163373NOFUKU IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE SCENARIOFINEMO IS GOOD FOR FUCKING NEARLY ALL OF THEMWHO'S TELLING YOU THIS SHIT
>>556163320I love fluffed up winter umas.
>>556163435>NEARLY ALL OF THEMThis is false. I'm in a club with jp vets and they said Fine gets replaced by another wit card soon
>>556163346Hishimi and Dantsu wouldn't say this.
>>556163154Don't think I can make one better with how limited my knowledge is with it
>>556163305I might use some tickets on her depending on how the valentines banner pulls go. Otherwise I'm planning on buying her with my 2nd anni ticket
is bringing nishino power worth for the acceration skill or should i just bring another wit card
Sirius's Jockey: "Silence Suzuka's voice actress is really beautiful" "Ah, but my favorites are Asaka (Espoir City VA) and Fairouz (Sirius Symboli VA)"https://x.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/2018627124882768206?s=20
>>556163170It was a disc*rd club so it checks out that it got schizo real quick
>>556163501CB WIT IS AN END CLOSER CARD AND RAMONU WIT IS AFUCKING WHOLE 2 AND A HALF SCENARIOS AWAYAND YOU RUN BOTH FINEMO AND RAMONU IN YOUR DECKWHY IS GLOBAL SO STUPID
>>556163528mind giving me the source for the first clip (not maya)? curious what the source even looks like
>>556163461
>>556163501>soonin 9 months brother and even then she stays good for pace chasers
>>556163634I kneel, the original puppy
>>556163661>2 AND A HALF SCENARIOSconsidering accel, that's only like 6-7 months away
What do umadacchis think of my first attempt at a Capricorn ace?If I had any complaints, it'd be the>Lack of S sprint>Wanting maybe 100 more in power and wit>No hot spring ticket so I can tell everyone I beat that I umapyoi'd with the uma that crushed their uma's hopes and dreams.But I think it went fairly well for a first run. I'm hoping that the sudden appearance of a mutant uma will be exactly what metafags don't expect.
>not a single rainbowBricked as fuckThis game is so dogshit
>>556163634>Silence Suzuka's voice actress is super hot, right?>Ah, but my oshi are Asakura-san and Fairouz-san tho~Thanks grok, very cool translation.
>>556162909ButtSweat, a casual, B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting one person! All that's expected is regularly logging in, and not flatlining for days at a time (a career now and then hurts no-one after all).Be a part of a moderately active in-game chat, discussing things like exchange rates, gacha horrors, misery, online shopping and more! Sometimes we even directly discuss the game (although that often falls under misery).Reply to this for an invite, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile text!
>10 days till Saudi CupAre we ready?
just roll for who you like
>>556163661NO ITS FUCKING 8 MONTHS
>>556163661now explain the pull-plan for speed cards.borrow fuku/NTR for all of MANTtachyon to 1LB or MLB for GL?summer maru to 1LB or skip?
>>556163123I'm thinking instead of that I continue to hoard all my selectors + crystals then crash out on /uma/ when my cards are terrible. Seems solid to me.
>>556163804>oshinot even grok can avoid vtumor language :(
>>556163662https://files.catbox.moe/pnyugw.mp4 dozo
do not open
MY DAUGHTER CAME HOME
>>556163907>vtumorretard
>>556163634ojisan trying to fuck young jp women
guideslop tubers are never to be trusted with their advice. By giving actual good advice that doesn't make a player rely on coming back to every single video and stream they are effectively shrinking their own playerbase. The only thing they want is to give the feeling of being given good advice while subtly bricking you in order to make you keep coming back. which is also why you see them claim to not go ahead and practice MANT on jp version.>tldrdisregard any information a (main job) sloptuber tells you
>>556163936Taikis ult doesnt work this cm, right? Youre just running her because you like her?
>>556163821is this a corner or straight accel?
>>556163109>>556163815Is an option if you're looking for casual.
>>556164049trvke
>>556164049I think Cafe should sit on my face
>>556163661you only use ramonu + finemo on pacers THOUGH
>>556163868>speed card pull planKitasan BlackAgnes Tachyon (primarily for 3lb Light Hello its a really good dual banner)Summer Maruzensky if Front Runner MainEl Condor Pasa speedgood speed cards that aren't like, an NTR borrow are not in frequent supply style specific cards dont exist until 3.5 anni dont think about them dont plan around them just roll on general cards
>>556164220agreed
i can boil another if you want to join B+
>>556163907reminder that any current LLM has the pleasure of being trained on a metric giga ton of online content, because everything written down on paper has already been used up.>>556163914>catboxI meant the actual (original) source, which going by the watermark I suppose is bilibili. Sorry for being so anal, but I prefer to download things from the source directly myself, lose as little quality as possible.
/uma/pyoi has room for one umadacchi!B+ Club, no quotas, just make sure to log in regularly, request shoes, and at least don't flatline for literally weeks at a time.Seriously, why do people even join a club at that point if they don't even play the game?
healthslop "doctors" are never to be trusted with their advice. By giving actual good advice that doesn't make a patient rely on coming back every single year they are effectively shrinking their own customer base. The only thing they want is to give the feeling of being given good advice while subtly poisoning you in order to make you keep coming back. which is also why you see them claim to not go ahead and look things up yourself. >tldrdisregard any information a (main job) doctor tells you
>>556164302where do you find these translated shorts
>>556164340unironically true if american
>>556163123erm, can't I use mr cb instead? my account kinda caratless and that also comes with creek in the same banner
>>556164049>see them claim to not go ahead and practice MANT on jp versionThere is no slopper stupid enough to tell people this. the reason people dont play jp is because installing a jp uma along with global version is trouble with the filestructure
>>556164302Yeah I found it from bili after OCR-ing the name handle https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1o34y177Zw
>>556164064NYES it doesn't work, NYES I like her, and also she is A sprint A turf scenario link so it's low effort S+ rank uma.I don't like running so many races, I might as well get extra 40 speed 40 power 40 gurs 40 skillpoints for doing it
>>556164340I had the displeasure of interacting with an Indi*n and he believed dermatologists that told him not to shower
>>556164072
>>556162909sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown
>>556164395you'll have close to 200 pulls on finemo rerun if you have like, at least 5k right now
>>556164338eh they probably just soft quiti don't hold it against anyone to stop playing
>>556164287Creek and her Va are really cuteVA got them "fuck me" eyes
Rudolf was in on it the whole time. She needs to go too.
>>556164358Sadly not my [sound], so I have zero clue, sorry.>>556164434Thank you, I'll have a look at things.
>>556163815I can't find the club in game, so I'll leave my id here 722247754829
>>556164340This when dealing with pakistani/indian doctors
>>556163936um gaslightdacchis??? you told me taiki was a total brick this scenario....
>>556163804>>556163907Trannylators that try to (((localize))) the use of Oshi and replace it with pozzed faggotry from some mumbling wigger deserve the fucking rope.
>>556164395if you like end closers youre probably better off just skipping finemo and going for cb anyway. Will say though that finemo is better for mant because she has more race bonus
>>556163123what is the actual reasoning behind thispossibly doing slightly worse in a few CMs bricks your account but spending at least one, maybe two sparks extra in carats instead of saving them for a two in one banner doesn't?
>>556164358Tracensubs on youtube. they TLed several character songs is how i found them. no idea about TL accuracy since the taabo song has some really weird decisions but it is a song TLhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/433ZNEflI3Y
>>556164340This but unironically>"Hmmm yeah it's probably not a big issue, just come back in a couple of weeks if it persists">Illness actually gets worse and complications develop
>>556164673thanks
does anyone own the manhattan cafe figure with the green base
I don't remember seeing an exclamation point before
One slot available at UMADash! Join now for A+ rewards. And who knows, maybe, just maybe (You) are the missing piece to finally push us above those 30 botting paypig discordusing redditors blocking us from entering the S-league since the very beginning. BE THE CHANGE! Apply now!30M is the quota, but (You)'ll quickly see from our internal resources that everyone is willingly going above and beyond. Knowing what's at stake (You) too will quickly find yourself wanting something more. We offer a gateway to wealth and comfort, but we ask co-operation.
Sprint inspirations pls
>>556164653you don't understand how using 30-60k carats is worth the gain of at most 6k carats in CMs? Because i don't either
>>556163305I'm saving up my semen for Ardan.
>>556164607got any more of them buzzwords?
>>556164653main reason being youre borrow locked to finemo for 6 monthsand then her final rerun banner her and Smaru have like, maybe 30 days of relevancy so youre gonna skip that banner for the better one and youll have just played 7 months and 2 scenarios of complete poverty
>>556164338I tried getting into /uma/pyoi when I first started, it was kinda sad not getting in
>>556164514They kept logging on for weeks, just never did any careers.Only had 5m fans total as well, so it's not like they burnt out, they just never really started. I'm pretty lazy and the club was made specifically to never have a quota, so I'm lenient, but even I've never flatlined for weeks at a time.I figure I might as well make room for an anon that actually still plays at that point.
>>556164886>main reason being youre borrow locked to finemo for 6 monthsso what?>and then her final rerun banner her and Smaru have like, maybe 30 days of relevancywhat the fuck are you on retard
>>556164772it's when you level your archive up and get carats
>>556164859might as well just not roll until we catch up to jp
>>556164939nta but at some point you have to kick them it's not like they'll realize
>>556164340When my dad was dying, the docs would just prescribe a metric tons of painkillers. I adjusted the dosage until he said it didnt hurt anymore and it turned out he only needed less than half the amount they prescribed. It ultimately didnt matter but the messed up part is that they'd get mad at ME for not giving him enough painkillers despite him not feeling pain anywhere with the right dosage. Then he was sent to the hospice and the result of giving him the "right" amount of painkillers was him basically not being human anymore he wasnt responsive
big uma
>>556163172>kissing girl after she blows youGay af ngl
>>556165001Or wait for the flood of amazing cards coming in GrandLive and GrandMasters? I'm not saying to have no fun but MANT is not a great scenario to spend much carats on i feel.
>>556164587why would she be a brick? Sloptubers are literally shilling El Perro Caca and she's just a worse Taiki by all metrics except the ult (won't proc anyway)
>>556165129>ring light reflection
>>556164615hm what about grand live? I'd drop 400 on the CB/Creek banner that's after MANT ends
>>556163821fy wins lol
>>556165129>ring light autismtrash
>>556164978FINE MOTIONGETS REPLACEDTHE NEXT FUCKING MONTHBY OGURI CAP WITYOU FUCKING SEATARD
>>556164859Umas would make excellent riot police wouldn't they?
>>556165289but Oguri Cap (as in Peak) has no wit
>>556164467red shift
>>556164340What actually happens:>doctor tells you to watch your sugar intake>to walk more>to stop smoking drinking>to take your vitamin c>1 year late>patient got worse because he doubled down on not following indication>fast forward 5 years>wtf why did my doctor do thist. broke several laws regarding reading patient notes during a job I had a couple of years backPeople are incredibly stupid.
>>556165289lmao
Reminder that every plat title is worth about 10k carats
>Overstatted and overskilled uma decides to waste one of my clocks
>>556165289>OGURI CAP WITnever heard of this one before
>>556165360>>556165289AND NOT ONLY OGURI CAP WITFUCKINGRAMONU WITTHIS ISNT EVEN COUNTING SYMBOLI KRIS S STAMINA AND DAIICHI RUBY STAMINAGENUINELY ROLLING ON FINEMO SMARU RERUN BUTCHERS YOUR ACCOUNT
>>556165289We've gone into the schizo gaslight territory...
>>556165429GreatWhere can I trade them in?
>>556165289Oguri Wit isn't that strong. It's not bad but not nearly as strong as you make it out to be
>>556165362holy shit they're canadian
NOOO NOOO YOU CAN'T PULL ON FINE MOTION BECAUSE SHE GETS POWERCREPT A MERE EIGHT (8) MONTHS LATER BY ANOTHER CARD THAT YOU MUST MLB OR IT'S COMPLETE GARBAGE!WHAT? JUST SWIPE, BWO! JUST BUY THE SELECTORS, OINK! FILL THE TROUGH AND GORGE YOURSELVES, PIGGY!
maya didn't give me head
>>556165429the saudi prince will come any second now....
>>556164894Gomen, anon.The early days were pretty hectic. Sometimes I had to just sorta decide which of two applicants would get in, while another spot was already reserved by someone who posted in the thread.Hopefully you found another good club.
>>556165440but thats a classic anon
It feels so good to be immune to the Finemo gaslight campaign
>>556163123OPINION POSPONED
>>556165215CB is used in grand live as a second wit card after finemo, since she gives comparable stats and extra skill points. I dont remember the exact timing of that banner though and keep in mind that the scenario card for the scenario after that is ramonu wit, which powecreeps every wit card that comes befor her. After Ramonu your second wit card is used exclusively to give you a skill that your style needs (so pacers use finemo, end closers CB, fronts and lates end upü using gacha bourbon and cafe respectively)CB isnt like that big of a downgrade for finemo though and the 5% missing race bonus can be compensated for. Again, if you love end closers then skipping finemo and saving for CB is a completely valid play (though you might want to roll for CB on her first banner)
>he can't trust the doctors in his country>believes what college dropout youtubers and dudebros tell himLmao
>>556164994Oh shit, I can finally get the voice lines I was missing
>>556165574most umas are descended from a canadian (northern taste)
I still haven't used this
>forget to do SIX (6) sprint races on mayano>get roped into URA long while training for sprinti don't think i can do this mayabros
>>556165772it's a fixed pool, there is no reason to not use it.
almost clicked on the genshin thread because it's at the front page and has an uma OPthank God for making me look twice
>>556165575if you consider 20 bucks on a game youre invested in to be whaling you are genuinely a subhumanyou can't even blame it on being poor because you have a computer with an internet connection you HAVE TWENTY DOLLARS YOU FUCKING TROUGHSLURPER
>>556165772same
>>556165649Why is Witgod the only sloptuber that understands Global carat economy? The dude even showed his math in one of his videos, and the guy is fucking Japanese.
>>556165835why not just do 1 medium
>>556165772Wait until the 1st anniversary free pulls are over in a month then spend all three, they do nothing sitting in your inventory and you can't take vouchers to the afterlife
I think you should roll for Fine Motion because she is cute and it's always nice seeing her showing up in your runs
>>556165837>oh boy, let me burn my selector to bring my FM from 1LB to 2LB!>wow, i still will never use it!you hold till you can hit an important LB. literally zero reason to use it before that.
>>556165901but then i will get raped by little cock...
>>556165854>literally be from a 3rd world country>unironically believe 20 bucks a month on gacha is not a big dealNever consider the opinion or feelings of the unemployed
Accounts with finemo are consistent plat winners
>>556165723
Asmon is streaming, finally, time to do my runs
>>556165972i'm retarded and thought it was the random 3* uma ticket. my bad
digitan probably smells like dried squid and cup noodles
>>556165772i got hella lucky with my kitasan rerun so i still have this and my crystalboth finemo and creek at 0LB so no point in using either
>>556165880as if you would be able to tell if it's good
you just gotta cope with whatever SSRs you getlife is like a lootboxyou never know what you gonna get
>>556166158UntrueI know I'm going to get dissapointed even if I win
>>556165649even if you have savings it's stupid advice
Wtf
maya didn't give me head again
>>556166103
Marry into the Mejiro family
do you lose more unit cup races training for sprint aces
>>556163305>hot af>always gets an annoying debuff in her careerJust like Screek.
>>556166382Dibs on Ramonu
>>556164434 >>556164539Here, this version should be better than the OG or yours. The spoiler below is encoding autism.Not to get too autistic, but seeing how bilibili handles video/audio compared to Youtube is quite interesting. Arguably they're handling some things a lot better, but I'd have to see more videos to tell for sure. Either way they're a tiny bit less "retard safe" in a way, which I highly appreciate.
Looking up the previous club of those sending me join requests along with going through my follow list for <=29/30 clubs paid off since a couple high earners joined.
>>556166382who's the chaperone?
Why is Fuku a high roll card, I don't get it she looks bad to me but she's obviously very strong
>>556165772I've had nothing to spend it on. My account is a wasteland of 0LB SSRs. An extra 1-2 uncaps aren't going to help them.
>>556165880I heard he's an accountant so that breakdown was probably piss easy for him
>>556166131>as if you would be able to tell if it's goodYeah, I actually play Global as an F2P, retarded nigger.
FUCK why are people on finemo all of sudden. Just wait until the rerun with maruzensky and brick your account
>>556166479Ramonu duh. She's the Wine Aunt who suddenly becomes super sexy the moment she's in a tight swimsuit
>>556166382mejiromanko
>>556166382with palmer!
>>556166549me on the right
>>556166549
>>556166382Don't care as long as it's not one of the boys.
>>556165695What advice would Dr. Satono Diamond have for me after I went in for a check up?
>>556166549Digionahole
>ma'am we are not checking your fucking papers, just go in
>>556166496No specialty priority
>>556166496it's the usual "card balanced with 0 special priority in mind can just decide to stay on speed every turn, occasionally" cope, making it a highroll card
>>556166549me at the bottom
>>556166496>event chain ended>event chain ended>event chain ended
>>556166549She would 100% do this.
>>556166440Damn nice. Thanks!
>>556165923I think Fine Motion should jack me off with her gloved hands while whispering into my ear.
>>556166549That's pretty hot
Sprint CM is pure kino
>>556166549Me on the right and >>556166650 on the left.
>>556166680>>556166754Ye I get that but her stats don't seem that good either. What makes her better than Biko for example?>>556166782The chain event is only 21 points on each stat and 77 skill points, it's not bad but it isn't amazing either
>>556166665She specializes in treating stressed trainersDaily milk injections, administered orally (mandatory), vaginally and anally (your choice, can be both)Don't worry about scheduling a date, she's already in your room
>>556165923cute finemo
>>556166939>The chain event is only 21 points on each stat100 stats that are a complete gamble thus the highroll designation you were asking about>it's not bad but it isn't amazing eitherCompare it to the usual roll of +4 wit on the first event if that dogshit card even remembers it exists
>>556165923i already rolled for her as a trainee
i love jfs (junior fillies)
>>556165923her rainbow training voice line is cute
>>556166997Am I injecting my milk into her??
>>556166939Frontloaded +30 all statsIf she camps speed you get a decent rainbow + training discountIt's kind of like having a pal card that's stronger on speed but doesn't have dates.
umanko? umanko? umanko?
nyo
how good are the meisho doto freebie card from the event and the MKFK card in the banner respectively
>fuku speed is an amazing card because it enables the highest of high-rolls>high-roll or bust is true forever, always gamble>it is THE card for the truly committed player and rewards effort>anshinzawa pal is a terrible card because it is too volatile>volatility is never good, never gamble>is is THE troll card for the truly psychotic player and never rewards youhmm.
>>556166939the energy reduction and failure protection makes her pretty good since she's a hybrid pal card. But She's most powerful during mant, where the early flat stats make a big difference in winning early races.Wehn people say fuku is usable in later scenarios that only means she not absolute dogshit like ntr will be once mant ends. Fuku is still very much a mant card and will be replaced by other speed SSrs once grand live hits (Tachyon, Smaru, Kita, even Biko)
>>556167365>whenever WP anon posts
maya gave me head this time
>>556167454You haven't read nurse's card effects have you
>>556167454>spend most of your time in the game getting trolled by shit RNG>"hello I would like even more RNG to pile on top of my existing mountain of RNG"this card sounds like a great way to torture yourself and torpedo what would otherwise be decent runs trying to chase the white whale
>>556167517It really do be like that huh
>>556166754>>556166496its better in MANT because whistles can fix the special prio, and Megaphone + Braces makes every rainbow speed double stack 100+ speed
>>556167526Always remember that whenever she gives you head, she's thinking of her dadYou're welcome
rate my reroll account
>>556167739Even if you have SSR Fuku, you're not going to be MANT ready because no race bonus cards.
>>556167739Garbage because you'll never borrow any card that isn't kita
Who to use my selector on if my Fine is 0LB. One selector will go to Creek.
>>556167303Made for being nearly snapped in two by Taiki's hugs.
bakshin keep getting FUCK by riko because nobody on team has any stam
>>556167454Fuku doesn't give your trainee aids
>>556167739Looks like shit.
but if I roll on fine's card I can't get Kita, Machitan and Dia...
cm9 87798779
>lb1 nice natureWhen is she actually usable? Lb3?
>>556167739for a reroll, this is very nice... assuming you didn't spend any money on it. surely you didn't spend anything, right anon?
>>556168002lb3 for 10% rb for mant, yeah
>>556167884Just save it till you get a good spook or accumulate 4 selectors. I got a Creek spook off my Fuku rolls so I can now 3LB her with the selector. Using it on a 0LB card won't do much good so just hoard until you can make 1 SSR usable all at once.
Well, isn't this interesting?
>>556168002she has linear growthwith LB3-4 giving you more Race bonus
>>556168078I forgot you can save them. Will hold then.
>>556168112>>556167672YOO I FUCKING LOVE NOT BEING ABLE TO READ
>>556167979If fuji was a jew she would have won
>>556167454people really underestimate how much value 150 stats for free is (like 3-5 lategame turns worth of stats)
Hokuto collab when
https://youtu.be/4Ah7wddPV2I
I haven't won a single CM training lobby. What the fuck is going on this CM...
>>556168308well they're not free are theyyou're using a card slot, which is probably your borrow, and if it's not, 60k+ carats is not free either
>>556168412Those are umaJP property
>>556165540I never understood why duramente was labeled generic when she shits end closer skills
>>556168412it's been ages since I heard something from Hololive
>>556167979
>17 years old
>>556168404>HokutoI have a perfect new uma for this
>>556168603HAG
>>556168494>you're using a card slotyou're always using a card slotit's inarguably the best statstick at the moment, when compared to say, biko pegasus, in terms of how big the expected stat gain is over the course of the run
global is so fucked because they cant stop rolling on dogshit borrow slot cards like Fuku speed and acting like Fine Motion isnt permanently in every deck for the next 10 months
>>556168603>can ovulateDisgusting
where is Meisho Samsonwhere is Fierement
cm9 82979798
Man the Support card rates are awful. I rolled 420 rolls total on the Fuku banner and I got 1 Ayabe. At least I managed to get 3LB Fuku so I'm not fucked
>>556167303This aerodynamic flattie does things for me
NN is so fucking garbage. It's almost impossible to cap wit with that useless whore
>>556168603>stay in the school until they find a trainer to groomanimal behaviour
>>556168412Did they fucking steal mocap data or what I know half these bitches can't actually dance
isnt jp anniversary soon?is there going to be any big reveals?
>>556168779i mean, you're using a slot that could have been filled with a normal training card, in which case 150 stat points doesn't seem like much to meof course, the real benefit is that you get them right away in MANT
>>556168795i listened to witgod so i didn't pull. even after borrowing fuku i didn't feel any different. my borrow slot would have been better for creek/fm
>>556168913the mocap is done by a short man in a suit. There are videos of him doing the dances then it being compared to video of the game on youtube.
>>556168779funny how sometimes all stats bonuses are bad because only 3/5 stats count and other times all 5 are perfectly equal
>>556168913bro they attend like 10 hour dance practice sessions
>>556168864300 rolls and i got 6 ayabe and 4 fuku
>>556168832>Meisho Samsona colt during the Deep Impact era, probably too hard to adapt>Fierementthis one is just a matter of time
>>556168991>could have been filled with a normal training cardbro IT IS a normal training card too, that's the fucking point
>>556169086good for you now explode
>>556168864>rolling for support cardsHe fell for the gaslight.
Fuku shines in parent runs and mant ace runsYou will regret not pulling
>>556169063>Ayame >Doing anythingLmfao
>>556169090AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!KANEKOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>556169086That's still only 3LB Fuku so you're just as fucked as me desu
>>556168913i thought you were still at the "they're all actually dudes with voice changers" phase
>>556169178Oh no! I'll regret wasting 600 pulls to buy a card that will only give me a faggy cosmetic and a return of 50 pulls at most before it becomes irrelevant?PERMA BRICKED
can i beat riko and her goons with sprint tier stamina in URA med or am i just forced to run 5 sprint races (not even g1s) on mayahow are you mayabros doing this shit
>>55616897999.99999999999999999% chance it's Almond Eye, theyve been teasing this character as the final boss of Uma for almost a year and a halfshe'll probably come with a card that replaces her supoka so she can use itthere's also been rumours of a 6th potential skill for older umas, evos included
>>556169105she has no SP, speed/power bonus or useful gold skill so no, she's not a normal training cardher 150 "free" stats are not free, same as how riko's stamina/guts are not free
>>556168840hidebu
>>55616897902.24 is the dateIt's confirmed that we will see Forever Young's full design and VA reveal, the Anni banner will probably be Almond Eye + Curren Bouquetd'or, they will almost 100% reveal a batch of new umas
>>556169432>It's confirmed that we will see Forever Young's full design and VA revealWait isn't Forever Young still actively racing? How will the story go if he's still out there racing I wonder
how insane would a track that is all corners be? i spent 500 hours in ms paint trying to depict how would it look like
>>556169357yeah its pretty easy https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?catbox=2jqr62.json
>>556169541they dont have to actually write the career for some time....
>>556168913It's just like how the dance for umamusume ingame was made. In their case sometimes it's pre-recorded or pure MMD, and if live, the dancing is done by actual dancers
>>556169178You can reach 50RB even without Chinpo Windy.
>>556169541he'll be the main character of the Breeders Cup scenario coming next month, 100% shot
>>556169541It's just a design reveal, we will only get a playable FY after his retirement (this year is his last)
>the most f2p-friendly scenario>the game literally feeds you a usable deck of welfares and SRs>"AHHH YOU MUST MLB FUKU AND/OR NTR OR YOU'RE BRICKED! (for 2 months)"
cm9 69172590
>>556169541He's gonna retire in this year's Arima. If Almond Eye can be introduced and not out in as a trainee for a full fucking year so can Forever Young, or Daring Tact can be introduced and not put in for two, so can Ebayan
>>556169589are you retarded???that is the shape that comes to your mind when you think of all corners???
>>556168603My 17 year old mommygfwife
>>556169670I will use them, as supports
>>556163792A&S does nothing, and if flashy procs you already lostBignig Suzu would need immaculate early and mid-race skills, plus at least two of turbo sprint, rushing gale or plancha.
Lil Brian
>>556169589We already have an all comers track bro.
>>556169682>He's gonna retire in this year's Arima.God I hope he wins.
>>556169697let's see you do any better, geometry-anon.
>>556169670if you use guts deck youre like an actual snack eating monkey and you're gonna be shoved into a mental institution for the next 4 months because you thought itd be funny
I just got a 800/800/600 sp pow wit run bricked by Clean Cleats
>>556169697i mean not exactly all corners but mostly turns i know it would be just a circle but you get the idea
>>556169589Awful. Absolutely horrible. No one would ever race on such a putrid track. Delete this from existance immediately.
dirt horse running da arima kinen?das krazy
>>556164607Anon, oshi just means favorite
>>556169845not him, but a circle
>>556169589bro dont you mean a circle?
>>556169903dirters are too based to run l*ngslop
>>556169846A highrolling guts deck can get you the strongest possible statline though
>>556169682>>556169813The Arima Kinen Ebayan run is not confirmed, mind you. Fujita said only that it's one of the options they might go with, we will know for sure later this year
>>556170002*medium+
>>556169870if calstonelighto ran all the way around the world would that count as a line or a circle
>>556162909>mfw rewatching oguri's S1E6ffs bros why does it hit so hard
>unity cup about to become obsolete>got a second riko from free rollsT-Thanks...
>>556169846I'm going to euthanize you if I see you use Guts Urara or Guts Yeppers in your MANT deck.
>>556170015Where are your skills, monkey?where is your Curvaturewhere is your Maestrowhere is Speed StarWHERE ARE YOUR CORNERS AND STRAIGHTS
>>556170053If she runs on the side it's a corner but if she runs up or down it's a straight
>>556170131>skillsjust duel and win, retard.
>>556170063>unity cup about to become obsoleteyour nige suzuka?
>>556170131>where is your Curvaturememe skill>where is your Maestroguts>where is Speed Starmeme skillnah im good
>>556169681muri
>>556170131UhhhhCheck out my S rank horse!
>>556170131Your white sparks? Recoveries shouldn't be very necessary with 1200 guts either.
>>556170204DUEL FROM WHERE9TH?
Since MANT is the gorrilion races scenario, how does the following scenario work?
>>556170360We play iDOLM@STER after
You guys are too enthusiastic talking about MANT. Is /uma/ actually hyped for the scenario?
>>556170323oh my fucking--you NEED CURVATURE YOU NEED IT ON EVERY TRACKYOU NEED IT TWICE ON LONG TRACKS
>>556170360
>>556170489we'll be slower than /umajp/ within a month of MANT's release.
>>556170489its ironic
>>732199007>0lb Palmer SSRt-thanks...
>>556169394you're an idiot if you think not having +1 speed makes her not a normal training card lmao
>>556167517Really what can you say in that situation?
>>556170489I am, I already spend countless hours trying to highroll an ace, with MANT every run is a passable highroll
>>556170360you do idol training
>>556170489I amI've been stalking a sloptuber who is a MANT autist and also picking up shit from the JP veterans in my club, I actually want to play it because it seems FUN
>>556169030>everyone is a short japanese guy
>>556170489I'm practicing it on JP as we speak, if it wasn't for how clunky the menuing feels it's actually not horrible
>>556170489I didn't have a usable Riko until last week so Aoharu has sucked majorly. The team trial crap can go take a hike too. MANT sounds tedious but I am better positoined deck wise so I am optimistic.
>>556170525see >>556170294Bijin gives medium corners and Ines Fujin gives PTO, if you're running Marvy you can also get Ramp Up/Straight Adept/THHGuts deck is not nearly as grim as people claim.
>>556170529>Vo/Da/Viholy hell we're actually playing iM@S
>>55617048920+ race sprint cm career is already too long
>>556170131how do you even get hints in MANT if all you do is race?
>>556170772Get this... you get hints in the style you raced + distance aptitude by.... RACING
>>556170489Every time the streamers/influencers/youtubers have barked about a topic as much as they have about MANT they were all wrong or I did better using other methods. The only part of MANT I'm concerned about is if the ideal method actually does become keeping your umas in awful mood constantly by doing nothing but races and no breaks because hearing them cry makes me sad.
>>556170772by beating rivals
>>556170489unity is awful
>>556170705you get to use stinky riko for one cm
>>556170525>you NEED CURVATURE YOU NEED IT ON EVERY TRACK>YOU NEED IT TWICE ON LONG TRACKSSay no more
>>556170772Rival races are the replacement for aoharu hints, you've got a chance for a skill related to the run style you used (which fixes the issue having many aptitudes at A fucking you aoharu had) or distance the race was
>>556170646Just like Umamusme
https://x.com/i/status/2016500325453303847
>>556170489You will eat the cupcakes and you will be happy
>>556170772theres like a 30% chance to get a skill based off your aptitude and the track distance70% of the time youll get jack shit aside from items
>>556170863>The only part of MANT I'm concerned about is if the ideal method actually does become keeping your umas in awful mood constantly by doing nothing but races and no breaks because hearing them cry makes me sad.No, because you do need to win races. Awful mood gives you -4% debuff to stats. BUT, you do need to run death marches because sometimes it's better to gamble the fatigue than literally do anything else.
>>556170750You do know that gametora has a guide explaining the mechanicshttps://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-live
would matikanetannhauser marry me
>Opera O career for the first time ever>Get ticket >She rapes meWhat the fuck? Wasn't the marriage ring a bit too much already?
>>556171087>getting raped by an umamusukoI'm sorry for your loss anon
>Back to farming parents because Sprint is a gamble anyway, so decent is good enough to win A finalsI forgot how comfy this was, I miss the launch period
>>556170832>>556170879>>556170936sounds goodand all the scenarios after are mostly free from non-mandatory races AND give you enough sp for the skills, right?
>>556165772Same. Best candidates are 1lb -> 2lb Biko, and Gold City 2lb -> 3lb. My bakushin and kitasan are both at 0lb and pretty much written off. I'm gonna wait for free pulls to end and then probably upgrade Biko. Even at 1lb she's already pretty usable.
>>556171017>>556170863you are never going to be in awful mood if you do your item management right.you are never going to do 5+ races in a row unless youre in severe item debt. You gamble with 4 in a row.only gamble 5 if its a specific set of G1s and you have a way to clear rough skin, but the worst case scenario is losing everything with 5 gamble
>>556171056no but matikanefukukitaru might
>>556169903A steeplechase horse (Oju Chosan) ran the Arima and while he didn’t win he placed way better than some other flat race horses like Sounds of Earth funny enough. Also Sunrise Zipangu is a dirt horse that ran last year in the Arima and ended up 5th, it was based
>>556171019There is also a special version of GIRLS' LEGEND U if you fulfill a condition
Is straight descent worth getting?
>>556171339bad
>>556170529This is shopped...right? It's several scenarios put together?R-right?
i'm back with another sprint daska, this time on that's actually usableless wit than the other but at least she's not handicapped by only having b sprint
>>556171087>crown's coming offshe's not playing around
max dance and passion they don't need anything else
kinguthat is all
>140 pulls in total>no fuku>useless 2lb ayabe +2 other useless ssrsNow i feel the pain of kitasanlets.Incredibly bad luck.
>>556171425>he doesn't know
>>556171425
>>556171561kingu!
I don't know anything about these umas, but they look like siblings.
>>556171584>>556171620
>>556170059>frog kekerigoogo back
>eventually toraina-san stopped thinking
>>556171425You can't be this retarded anon
Ok but I really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really relaly really really really really really really really reallyr eallyr eally really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
sweepyrabi
>>556171674A word to the wise is enough
Speed Star worth taking?
>>556171576spork ayabe and mutate ends for dirt cm
>all relevant skills for dirt cm>useless pink>speed*3 this game is bullying me, even if I bred this pasa with the dirt ogurin to make a different dirt parent, mixing blues seems like bad practice
Which umas shouldくみやべ draw next?
>>556171790it's your most important skill anon
>fail to get sprint B>fail haruten>get fans for danchou while still giving upI can loop this
>>556171425Yes it's shopped, it's grand live and aoharu hai mechanics mixed in together, not to mention all the ridiculous rainbow training, you can only have 6 support cards and there is 10 on that screen
>>556171651ur kinda cooking
>>556171339My descent Curren is consistently better than my head on Curren (with double S) on cm9.
>>556171651never cook again
>>556171838not like 1 star pink matters
>>556170529adore bullshit shops like this, it's a bit of an lost art really. besides the classic images, the xenoblade video shit post is great as well
>>556171651>artists are running out of asset combinations>even running out of novel colors>"uh... they... they're r-related! THEY'RE RELATED!"
i can't stop thinking
>>556171956Cute lala with her grandad(mom)
kinda ass that finals OST isnt just this on Loophttps://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLgi mean, I can hear it, but I want them to as well
>this happens to you in the CM final
>powerlets will get their rude awakening this time!>ummm... next time for sure in the rainy CM!>u-uh this time for sure in this wet CM!>u-u-uhhhh this t-time for sure in this mountainous CM...!!!>p-p-powerlets will l-l-l-learn for sure in the next CM...
i finally realized why intimidate sucks so much fucking assphase_random is one of the worst and most misused conditions in the entire game
>>556172393PDM is such a stupid mechanic you can tell it wasnt designed for shorter distances
having pasa+creek as parents fucking sucks bros, ive not seen a pink spark inspiration in 10 careers
>>556172284>even running out of novel colorsanon...
>>556172593this game was also never designed for 9 runner racesit is clear everything is meant to make sense with 18 runners and atleast 2000 meters
>>556172601I'd love having Creek as my parent.. I agree with Pasa though.
>>556172393this is how i lost leo finals
powerlets getting uppity?
>100 pulls on Riko banner>200 pulls on Kitasan rerun>~15 ticket pulls on other banners>~50 pulls on Fuku banner>0 SSR Riko>0 R Rikowhat the fuck kind of shit luck is this?
>>556172725i may have to disagree
if a track has a 90 degree bend is it a straight or a corner
>>556172840just accept that ningens hate you
i just realized that although zenno rob roy exists we dont truly have an actual nerdy uma with thick glasses and bad posture i would like to think she would run only sprint races as an end closer
>>556172849(and the game was never built for everyone doing like the same style)
>>556172740>bring home a bad report card>get a Flying Condor Slam from the turnbuckle
Pink spark inspiration is a fucking LIE
>>556172917you just want an uma that's easy to groom
>>556172943La chancla
>>556172994...you dont?
>>556172840If you you ever called them cyjews here, they tracked your ip via Hiroyuki and blacklisted you from pulling good cards.
>>556172994>uma>easy to groomyou just described 90% of the umas
>cyjews STILL haven't banned all the bottersWHENWHEEEEEENNNNN
>>556172976For me it's the gold effect during inspiration. It being gold and not giving a single pink spark should be illegal
>>556173090I called them Cyjews a LOT, but I MLB'd kitasan in 200 pulls, so it wasn't all shit. But still, 0 R Rikos? C'mon man, I don't even want the SSR, just 5 copies of R is fine.
yeah, I enjoy manipulating my trainees, specially Teio
>>556173203They never willSpaghetti code
Why are my umas so obedient when they could easily snap me in half like a twig?
>>556172917>runs as a front instead because maneuvering from the back is hard since fov is decreased with glasses
>>556173261>anon thinks he's the one manipulating teio into an inappropriate relationship and not the other way aroundteio truly is a master.
THIS ISN'T EVEN THE DERBYFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TICKEZO
>>556173214especially when you've got 10+ sparks spread across 4 parents holy shit enraging
>>556173339theyre womantheyre young girlstheyre woman
>>556173339It's kinda' like societies where everyone has weapons all the time, don't start no shit won't be no shit.
>>556173405Hopeless Stakes is just dahby but shorter
>>556165849Curis in /uma/, it's so peak
>>556173339>half animals, half womanhmm... I wonder why
brother get the fuck out of my career
Hmmm something is wrong with this image...
>>556173339They know they'll face others of their kind if they misbehave.
>>556173339male fantasy
>>556173405the worst one is thisshe SKIPPED the derby to race in the oaks instead
>>556173559The nose makes her look like some kind of furry disney rat
>>556173559>jean from genshin but with earswow.
>>556173639what the FUCK this shouldn't be allowed
>>556173671lmao, imagine being named after pants, lol
>>556173639>>556173405i hate when this asshole pops in to say Hi and steal a win
>>556173639Dahby was close
>>556173559She is pregnant
how important is prepared to pass
>>556173718I want to pop in that asshole
Is there a reason why people say the Tachyon SSR card in Grand Live falls off after the scenario? thing has +2 skill point bonus so I find it confusing as to how it can fall off after 1 scenario despite it being a pacer-focused speed card
>>556173773ywnbaw
>>556173773mandatory for paces but you should rerun for Speed Star
>>556173847
>>556172976I've only gotten sprint A once and it was on botched stats. At least my Rice somehow got sprint S but Fuku is looking boned.
Prepared to pass gas
Explain Racing Carnival event, I don't watch sloptube
>>556173968You race in brazil
>>556173847Stop asking questions and just eat your gaslight. It's been told several times that she's still good but you continue to pick the bait.
I want to cuddle sweep and ayaliz
>>556171249i don't want her...
>>556173847who told you Tachy speed is bad?she lasts until Pokke at the very minimumand lives until SSR Speed Pasa
>>556162909Umatism has an open slotNo quota, trade shoes, don't die yada yadaReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game
>>556174114gay
am i bricked if i skip fine motion for mister cock n balls
what if i kissed oguri, that dumb stupid horse
>>556171651I don’t see it
mlem
>>556174201kinda yeafinemo is the type of card you invest every resource you can into otherwise you're gonna have a poor experience for the next 6 months
>>556173847i never played GL/other servers.my interpretation is that tachyon speed goes from a top-tier generalist card to just a pace-specific card post-GL. jungle pocket will come out ~three months after the tachyon rerun. pasa will be ~6 months.
>>556174185Gay for the saviors of /uma/
>>556173847It's because GrandLive has Tachyon as Scenario Link which is apparently important in it. However she is still a good card without any scenario gimmick attached to her
Can we please PLEASE skip to the next long cm?
>>556172976As someone who spent over 200 carrots rerolling for pink sparks, if first inspiration has 2 pinks, then next one will also have pinks in it, basically guaranteeing at least A distance, unless you get 4 turfs, then you're just fucked. Getting 1 is just rng, no guarantees.Getting 3 at once is basically winning the lottery.
>>556174201Fine Motion (the support card) [WIT] is gaslight, she gets powercrept relatively soon.
>>556174201>brick cock and bulls instead of ramonu>ramobrick instead of mcqueen>mcbrick instead of mecha rudolf>mecha rubricked instead of the secret 2027 meta wit must have cardLmao enjoy ALL your bricks forever
Uma musume pretty dharby capricorn cm room8320873783208737testing my stupid new taiki
>yes you can't compete in MANT without FM and you should roll on her banner
>>556171651
>>556174262Acts bratty when you two are alone and no one will believe you
>/uma/non changes from Falcon SSR to MLB Turboa-anon?
>>556174547>>brick cock and bulls instead of ramonuI'm getting both THO
guts seems like a stat a cygames employee suggested but everyone felt bad about turning them down so they just implemented it without any reason to
Reading the Tracen files has demotivated me to do anything meaningful for the rest of the dayFuck you to the anon that mentioned them in the previous thread, sorry not sorry danchode
>>556171651Is almost like all horses look the same
https://jiggie.fun/pzf0qGhttps://jiggie.fun/pzf0qG
>>556168913>Anon learns what choreography is
>>556174498>2-3 pink sparks on both turf and distance trigger on a run that crashed since junior year
>>556174737Every gacha needs that one mechanic that is both mandatory and completely useless
>>556174737yeah you say that and then Stego Guts maxes 3 stats on its own
>>556171651>>556174768Das racist, bro.
>>556174768FUCKING RACIST
>>556174768This is worse than saying all negros look the same
If you skip my oshi wife card, you will be bricked forever
>>556174737Guts is a necessary stat flavor-wise.
>>556174751The Tracen files? Nothing really interesting in there honestly. The focus needs to be on helping any [alleged] victims move on, not on wild conspiracy theories about who was involved based on unreliable accounts. Can we stop talking about those already?
>>556174751>>556175052THE SATONO FAMILY DID NOTHING WRONG
bricks nothing but brickschinks ain't got nothin on my wall
>>556174929>LycorecoThe other general I visit has been melting down for days ever since the collab announcement...
>>556175052Let's forget that Tachyon apparently orchestrated the uma flu for years and Director was interested in spreading it
94796235capricorn testI spent 10,000 years grinding sprint sparks for this bullshit
>>556174201CB is functionally complete at 1LB. if you like the sound of her card, it won't be too hard for you to get it.
one room5723798857237988
>>556174751hey wait a second I thought "ningen" just meant "humans" what's with all these emails talking about how "ningen" are just cattle to be herded around?
>>556175194Not subtle at allLmao bunch of fags it's two more girls that will most likely flirt with the commander, I swear they're a bunch of manchildren and doomers who play a game they dislike just because it's popular, but not THAT popular so they get extra brownie points
>>556175052At least the latest umas they added are kinda normal
>>556174751I still can't believe Tazuna buys half of all the autumn triple crown tickets and resells them at 300% their original price.
>>556175281schichidoubters...
>>556175323ningen are cryptids.
>>556174537Yeah, she's only the best in MANT and she's second best in Grand Live, the scenario where you run two wits in everything. Complete gaslight.
>Mutated Rudolf
everyone please the tracen files are a hoax nothing but phony stuff in there now we need to focus on the true problemdonkeys! they have been coming to tracen taking the spots of our precious uma musume im telling you that zenno rob roy is not an uma musume but a donkey musume she forged her stable birth certificate theres no way a horse with ears that big exists
>doing fan run>accidentally skip japan cupIt's overGlue time
>>556175651based based based based based based based based based based
>>556174584Elbros? Ohnononono maybe she had F sprint for a reason...Yeah I guess my powerlifter taiki is too much of a witlet, I need to highroll more
>>556175680>do fan run>accidentally rest on summer
>>556174751Tracen files anon here, you were already doing nothing meaningful. You are Umaoyim.
>>556175651>Late GroundworkDoes that even work? Can that even proc with that skillset?
No be seriously who is kitansan black? Anyways I don't have time for this I will now go have a threesome with my trainer and Sweep Tosho
>>556175653I'm sure all the people affected in the Tracen files found some kind of peace and the perpretrators will do nothing of the sort, or plan mischievous plans to rule the Uma racing world ever again!Now, about the Uma vs Donkey problem... If only white Umas would stop defending illegal Donkeys maybe Legal donkeys wouldn't have to kill them
Sprint CM might be fun actually
>everyone planning far aheadMmmmhh yeah not me. All my CM wins were pure gamble so I don't think decks still even matter for me. They just make trainings easier
>>556175651Show deck
>>556170489Were' gonna stuck with the scenario for like 4 months(?), we may as well start talking about it now since Unity's already been solved
surely nobody is attracted to a CHUD such as this
>>556175893Duramente my beloved is the only one I'd let fuck my Sweepy in front of meI'll gladly seat on the Kita chair
doing 20+ total races kills the training flow MANT must be terrible
I need a rimjob uma
The real problem with SSR FineMo is that her first banner is shit and her second banner comes with a legit card, I have her at LB2 and I'm telling you I ain't dropping 30k carats now to then drop 30k/60k carats later in august again
>>556176037most of these fucking mongoloids still don't even know how to play ura finale
>>556175893Duramente would say this and do this
>>556175281rare shichi win
>>556176069what an absolute slut (compliment)
post more milf teio
>>556176069I'm not saying I am attractedBut if she were to appear in my bedroom I assure you, 2 people would enter and 3 would leave that room
>>556176078You wish Teio
>>556174751>>556175052
>>556176164I would because I don't plan on running fronts so Maru is a skip for me
>>556176069Corrupted by Tracen
>first run in 3 dayslet's make it 7 days next time
>>556175651How?
>>556176069Her eyes freak me out, I hate her stupid face
>>556176164Waiting to pull Finemo at the end of MANT is dumb. You also don't need more than LB1 Maruzensky, so you're not going deep on that banner. If you have LB2 now just pull on her urst banner and use a crystal if you have to.
>>556176407
>>556170294>15k with SRs and welfaresUmamusume is truly a parents game
Could you bwos please post the results of a room in which mutated El wins? I have seen none
>>556176069i like how compact her breasts are in therethey're nestled in quite comfy
Which of these Super Creeks is best?The A was today using 2 Speed, 3 Wit & Riko as Support.The B+ was from a prior day using 4 Speed, 1 Wit & Riko as Support.Also, is there a club for casuals I could join?
I fucked Nishino Flower, her mother, her daughter and (you) her husband!
>>556176496Barely anyone builds them here
>and use a crystal if you have to
>>556176417>blowing your rainbow crystal on fine motion when ramonu is only a year awaygrim
>>556176610>Also, is there a club for casuals I could join?Looks like Autis/uma/ still has a spot
>NTRfag didn't wake up todayNice
>>556176610The second. You should avoid double circling skills unless you have to. ButtSweat’s recruiting.>>556163815
>>556176610In long distance none, in medium distance right will win more by sheer stats
>>556176781>>556174929
Shoe check, /uma/.
>>556176610I'm by no means an expert, but obviously both of those are pretty smelly, esp the random skills.Personally I'd say the 2nd tho, purely cuz of the close to cap'd speed.The first could be great if it was full of debuffs or something, not like this tho.>>556176781Yet.
>>556176910
>>556176910MY CLUB ATE ALL MY DIRT SHOES
>>5561769101500-3000 on most types400 dirt
>>556176496sure, this one will be won by pasa6666016666660166
>>556176945have you tried requesting dirt shoes
>>556172593>pdm>on a front runnerlol lmao
>>556176910Disaster
>>556176069Her model is basic, her demeanor is basic and obnoxious, her face is fucking retarded
>>556176910I'd like to thank my clubmates for all the dirt shoes
>>556163815782 986 808 654>>556176763I forgot to add my ID! I haven't tried anything related to clubs before, but I sawa an anon mentioning freebies.>>556176834Is Speed superior to Wit?>>556176935I heard debuffs were bad, so I focused on buffs. For future reference, should I take Hesitant or Subdued debuffs? Are Vision debuffs alright?
Surely another 9* Sprint Mummy Creek parent with open slots will show up before next week, r-right?
8 more minutes
>>556176610it is not clear what you are going for with those creeks. Is it for Team Trials long?
>>556177174>most of us are f2p and low spendersaka botters
>>556177247Until what?
>>556177228go for 9 turf ones
>>556177247Until?
>Sexy speed training>Nice pow training>Sweepy takes wit because it has ningen with blue friendship, nothing elseI REALLY fucking wish the stupid reporter and director would be ignored, it always ruins my goddamn training with wasted turns
>>556177290No, just the URA career. I've been playing casually since Anniversary, if that's indicative of anything.
>>556177186Speed needs to be as close to the stat cap as possible, ideally at the stat cap with a distance S. Wit is very good, it just can’t compete with having more speed.
>>556176069literally the single greatest umamusume now and forever
Getting spooked by Bourbon was a blessing in disguise, I was unaware she has good compatibility with most shit affinity umas.
>>556177186Anon since you're ultra new, it is a symbiotic relationship: you get fans for your club and your club gets gibs for you. If you just leech off the club without playing careers, most clubs are gonna kick you (no gibs)
>>556177186>I heard debuffs were badAgain, no expert, but comes down to waht you're doing obviously. If you're making a debuf heavy uma like Evil Nature or Rudolf with 1200wit and a metric fuck ton of debufs then it can work. However you're trying to make an overall uma, one that can win races, meaning you need to focus on (good) buffs+speed, and depending on the length either stam(long) or pow(sprint).Wit has harsh diminishing returns after a point, also comes down to the umas position/tactic.
>>556177186Also vision debuffs are very bad. Debuffs in general are fine, but only if you have a specific plan for them. In Team Trials, they give less points than normal skills, so it’s best to avoid them for now.
>>556162909
>>556177024easy!
>>556177687kek
>>556177687
>>556170489If i hear the QOL implementation is comin i'm not too worried. Besides, won't you be happy to play a scenario with no required specific pulls?
>>556177247WHAT HAPPENS AT RESET TODAYIM SCARED
>>556177662now repost the other
>>556177247AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>556177767That's only for lives btw
>>556177687it's hilarious how hard it is to win a room with this high effort "S-tier meta uma"
>>556177868lives?
Matifukukitaru
>>556177868Oh, damn should have read the fine print
>>5561779383D Lives / Concerts. Umapyoi Winnin'5 etc
CHECK YOUR INBOX
>>556178009Oooooh. Damn.
>>556177868i bet it won't stop there, they'll continue to roll out 60 fps updates for other modes
>>556177024winner>>556177901unfortunately pace chasers kept fucking themselves over with pace down mode so pasa got kidnapped early and couldn't recover, that's why falco won easily
>>556177469Noted. I'll try to balance the two stats.>>556177549Sorry if I left a poor impression. I assumed the game would automatically grant monthly rewards for being part of a Support group.I typically play one Career per day. Is that all to be expected of club members?>>556177583I have a handle on which buffs are good. >Wit has harsh diminishing returns after a pointUnless I happen across many debuff skills, I will quit raising Wit after B.>>556177601>vision debuffs are very badI assumed such because the opponents must be in your line of sight: i.e., useless if you are already winning.>In Team Trials, they give less points than normal skillsNoted
holy hell I was on great mood before starting Kikuka Sho
>relogin>suddenlyCYGENEROUS
>>5561780384 and you explode.
for some reason every time i see cafe i get the inexplicable urge to manhandle and fuck the shit out of her
>>556175843I think you have to hit a random skill in 5 seconds like turbo sprint. Tho feels like you'd get pdm'd
>>556178223how you deal with her friend?
>>556175271isnt energy rec at 3 kinda poopy or is it just not that big of a deal
>>556177186>Is Speed superior to Wit?No, until certain point. You need some balance between both, and the more skills (and gold skills you have) the more useful is your wit, but you will need, at the very least 1050/1100 and at the very least 400 wit these number may vary depending race distance, but that's for starters. If you don't know which skills are good I recommend to check the umas some anons post here, if some anons pick one same skill that means is likely to be good, because we're smart enough to not auto-sabotage ourselves... right?
>>556178216
Woah thanks Cygenerous-kun
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>oguri beat rudolf records in cingrayso why is rudolf heralded as this pinnacle of all umas and student president if oguri mogs her? Or is it like in uma that later scenarios give better stats and with time better horses could be grown?
>>556178186>Unless I happen across many debuff skills, I will quit raising Wit after B.Generally just focus on speed buffs, and if the length needs it, stam regen. View/Navigational stuff is (to my knowledge?) pretty bad, if not even worthless, so you can probably ignore those. Greens can work, but they're obviously super situational, so up to you if you want them.>Is that all to be expected of club members?HEAVILY depends on the club you're in. Some will go "X million fans a week/month", "1 run a day", or even just "donate shoes and stay active".
>>556174751All I got from the Tracen files is that Akikawa types like a retard
>>556178518Navigational stuff is fine.
>>556178186>I typically play one Career per day. Is that all to be expected of club members?depends on the club. For the higher rank ones, no. For B maybe it's enough, but read the rules when joining one.
>>556178640I thought that shits bad? WHO DO I BELIEVE!?
specute wife
Why do I lose every room? Even against people with worse stats and skills? am I doomed?
>>556178507because she beatthe DAHHHHBYYYYY
Surely we are getting sparks reroll with MANT
Good night friends!!!
>>556178787It depends on the skill, the role, your wit, the track, and what you’re expecting to run into. It also assumes you’ll be in a bad position, which is not something people like to plan for. In short, you have to use your brain and make your own decisions.
>>556178937so did rudolf
boy (oni) sex
>>556178962This, I will not do a single parent run until that gets implemented
>>556178507Rudolf was one of the first non-shit japanese horses in the sense that he held up in international competition, during the first decade or so of Japan Cup it was mostly foreign winners so a japanese horse winning was a big deal, let alone the incredible domestic record to top it all off. Getting outdone later is one thing, but more optimistically you could frame it as paving the way. The later scenarios being easier thing is also true, with the later scenario being Sunday Silence becoming everyone's dad after 97 and suddenly we have loads of good japanese horses.
>>5561780387 and you will suffer
>>556178965Sweet dreams babuposter
>>556178912Post your umas
>>556178965Sleep well! Hope you're not sick anymore!>>556178982Brain hard, grug not like brain use... But grug understand!
>>556179043(soccer) boy (oni) sex
DANCHODE THE FLATLINERSSSSSS
>>556162909Safe with 3 wins, damn to think we have to redo team trial horses again for MANT scenario ugh
>>556167709Why did no sloptuber mention this?
>>556179191Post the Oguri Cap sticker in club chat right now and I will check chrono to kick
>>556179450do you expect them to play the game or somethingthey just read off the gaslight document
Capricorn room 1542742715427427>>556179450they will make the MANT video when MANT is out to get more views and hit the algo
So....angling and pump work, pasa works.....red shift works?W-will this be OG maru track?
>>556178507>RudolfWon Japan Cup>Og*riJobber>Rudolf's spermDefended Japan from foreign horses.
Yada
>>556179704Late surger maru is gonna wreck this cm
>>556177356>bot dev missed wit inspirationmany cases
>>556179704Yes
>>556179781Why bother with late surger maru, she can proc it as front.
>>556179780brian my cute boy wife
Tickezo's breasts offend me. I wish she'd stop bouncing around so much.
>>556179842So you can proc ALL OF THEM
>>556179918Oh right,its final corner, not final straight. You know what,i got time, i might make parents for this.
>>556177356Did you edit your presets after the recent energy changes, sweepy accounts for energy costs now and newly made presets have reasonable default, but loading up an old one will now lead to major wit favoritism since the values are for a version of the bot from before the change. See https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/issues/10
>falco was a gaslight>pasa was a gaslightwho the hell am I ACTUALLY supposed to run this CM? and no I don't have curren
>>556179585>Late start >Turbo sprint out of the gategreat, another lo...>rushed>winsthis cm makes no sense to me
>>556165540Can I get a QRD on the SMaru Speed card? I barely see anyone talking about her in comparison to Matikane/Tachyon/Pasa
>>556180130You mutate your fave into a sprinter since you're going to lose w./o Curren anyways.
>follow someone for their parent>they were already following youa funny coincidence
>>556179704>W-will this be OG maru track?her ult doesn't last long enough if procc'd immediately
what would you do to her?
I seriously fucking hate Riko
>>556179781that's a forbidden jutsu
>>556180184Great for front runners (groundwork) and usable at 0LB. TE scales with facility level so she gives massive trainings later in the career.
>>556180184imagine biko but better (even at 1lb)is good as 2nd speed card and stat stick and has even more longevity if you like training fronts because of all her hints that she gives.
>>556180184frontkek card, gives groundwork/slipstream/PTO and a bunch of other front-specific skills on hints, gets additional TE per facility level, gives gold version of Leader's Pride
you neighas should just run whatever you feel like running on the CMeven if you run meta shit theres a player who made the shittiest team ever that will beat you because all your umas decided to do a late start and then box each other
Why are you guys acting like FM or you're bricked for mant , when tachyon and Sunday have 10% RB
>>556180130XOguri of course
>>556179119
>>556180130Summer Maru go hunt that anon doing CM rooms in a few hours
>>556180607
>>556180130>and no I don't have curreneasy skip cm then
>>556180184maru speed is a very good front-specific card that functions well enough even before MLB. she also gets a ton of fucking reruns for some reason.as for production, she's kind of a side-grade to biko but gains a lot of advantage over biko due to skills.
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I HATE THE CRANE GAME
>>556180607Bro?
>>556180753In case any anons use this image as reference, 25 TE out of the gate is misleading; she gains 5 TE per facility level.
>>556177186ButtSweat person here. Apologies, we just filled slightly earlier up the thread! Hopefully one of the other clubs managed to catch you, as there should still be a few recruiting.
>>556180130Hopefully you still remember the umamusume who took your URA finale virginity and your A/A+/S virginities by being an unbeatable sprinter
>>556180753>Oh, well I mean she seems oka-TWENTY FIVE TE!?!?
>>556180607big too dick
What are these two Americans doing...
>>556180917ryan?
Anyone have any tips, guides, suggestions, whatever for the upcoming dirt CM? Was hoping to get started on it ahead of time, but would rather not grope blindly in the dark.
Umamusume is my main gamejiggie is my side game
Which uma took your S+ virginity
>>556180959They're about to stroll up like they own the place
GIVE ME A 3* SPARK ALREADY
>lack a good dirt parentWelp, time for maru to race EVERYTHING
>>556181127Taiki Shuttle
>>556181127i haven't even hit an S-rank yet.
>>556181127No one yet, I only have two 14.5k S ranks even after getting mlb Kitasan (I am bad at the game)
>>556181094May I suggest the mightiest miler?
>>556180068It's a completely fresh (default) set up, I'm fully aware of the changes, I keep up with the git.My issue here is very specifically to the blue/green friendship scoring also including the reporter and director, which throws my current set up out of wack. In other words: I set it up to focus on friendship training Y1/2, never doing it in Y3. Obviously that works, but Y2 tends to have the reporter left over, which it will then train with, even if there is 2 rainbows on other trainings.Hope you get the idea I'm trying to convey here.
>>556179884>cute
>>556181127I'm too embarrassed to say it
>>556181127I barely got my first S-rank yesterday
>>556181094cancer cup but on dirt. threshold is on speed/stam, so get 1200/601. pump iron works, A&S works, creek works, pasa works. SfV works for taiki herself. moxie works for front XOguri. big fuck off uphill on late-race so you might need some decent power.
>>556181127It hasn't happened yet, but just give her time
>>556181094
>>556181094front runners (SMaru, Pasa, Falco, XOguri) because of A&S and Planchalate surgers because mile gamba (Digitan, Oguri)
>>556181094Taiki and Digital have the best performance in early test rooms so far. Haven't seen enough NY Uraras but she might be as strong as Digital.
>>556181127I don't have a S uma.
So... the SRs from the original support card pool (the ones you get with cleat shop tickets every month) are still pretty good, such as:>Matikanefukukitaru as 2nd wit card>King Halo as 2/3 speed card>Daiwa Scarlet as wit for pace chasers>Marvelous Sunday>Manhattan CafeMy question is, until when? When do all the "fake welfares" get absolutely powercrept?
>>556180364More people should realize how sexy Urara is
>>556180661Your ult is going off too early because your wit's too low, and I'm willing to bet you're not getting NSM off that often. What's your deck look like?
>>556178008it's not even remotely fine print, you just can't read
um isnt Smaru actually good here? It looks like 777 triggers basically at the point the final straight starts
>>556171762one stego doodle before I hit the bed.
>>556180617Tachyon and Windy at 1LBIs this f2p deck good enough for MANT>>556180607Yeppers
>>556181650be responsible and ask for hakuraku not just diagnose purely by gaslator
Palmer's mugged me 3 times today WTF
>>556181801target speed increases are functionally useless while you are still accelerating to your base target speed.
No wei, I got two Helios today, Cygenerous.
>>556181827Your guts yeppers? your SSR Marvelous Sunday?
>max out speed>triple rainbow + burst + bubble + tazuna on last turn50 power but still fuck you
>>556181837I'm not going to ask someone for a third party tool half a month after the "don't use third party tools or we'll ban you announcement".If you have something better, then you do it.
>>556181265>>556181341>>556181383>>556181413Cheers fellas. Spurt is a no-go then? If you were to run Urara, it'd be as LC?Related, I struggle to understand why NY Urara is good. Her skills are whatever, so is it just her unique that makes her work?Thanks again, appreciate the input.
>>556181827See the image of our lord and savior
>>556181956ok what about the uphill recovery
>>556182073Forgot about it, yes spurt should work
Fuku we have sprint S please Please PLEASE stop getting a mood down immediately after a mood up.
>>556178296having just done the hot spring event and seeing that ending... I think it's a group effort
>>556181981Didnt people say guts is a highroll and power is a questionable stat >>556182087But what about the deck building, thats the biggest issue
>>556182087>biko greyed out>welfare spedchud highlightedwhy is witgod gaslighting us
>>556182073Meant "LS instead of EC", and just mushed it into "LC". Durrr.
>>556171762
>>556182073Spurt works. I can only comment on what people are currently running for Urara, and it seems to be primarily Late Surger so far, as opposed to EC. Probably because Spurt isn't worth sacrificing the OYL/FF gamble for.As for Urara's unique, you can think of it as an Anchors Aweigh-tier midgame unique when the final corner is in the midrace, such as on 1600m.
>>556182313Scenario Link.
>>556182293>do run>see what stats aren't hitting 1200>adjust deckit's not that hard
>>556181813The forbidden umamusume pantsu...
>>556182293one of each shouldn't be that bad
>>556181127brian
>>556182087I guess the optimal solution would be to use guts cards whenever stam isn't needed, and pow sunday/flower + guts ayabe + sc for long/ medium races?
umer mumer, puper duper
So what's the ideal RB for Mant, 50 or 70. Gaslight responses only.
>>556182146>>556182372Cool, thanks. Much appreciated.
>>55618279182
>>556182791
Sigh...
>>55618279150 so you get +5 every race, going to 70 by using garbage cards is not worth it at all
>>556182791If you can’t hit 100 RB, consider yourself BRICKED.
>>556182791zero.you can produce competitive umas in unity after they buff the trainings and increase stat-caps. you also maintain access to NSM which is a race-winning skill. no need to play MANT whatsoever.i'm saying this unironically.
I've given up properly thinking about what skills to buy for the next CM and I'm just buying everything at their basic white skill form
>>556182167Kuuuyaashiiiiiii
but what if you use what you like in mant
>>556182885>challenge cup>not stayers stakesmissing out on 4000+ fans bwo
>>556182884>used to be indifferent to Helios' design>now I want to give her 6-7 childreni'm cooked the psyop worked
>>556183020she ain't slaying anything...
>>556183037
>>55618279115 RB is fine if you bring 50 TE
Danchou...I have a confession...During my fan runs...I've been doing the Tiara Tour instead of the Triple Crown...
>>556182791race bonus isn't actually all that great. it's about ~100 stats per 5% over a career split between all stats (from goal races) or random distribution (from optional races)and remember you're coming in with a baseline of 30% already from a welfare deck.
>>556182942Sounds good except previous scenario stat cap increase happens in grand live so this doesn't work
>>556182942>maintain access to NSMbro your yeppers?
>>55618279169, you will need to partially level a card to achieve this. if this card levels from accumulated career xp, you will have to replace it.
>>556183263we accelerate.
>>556183037SameLove gyarus, especially when they're retarded
Holy shit it's Emu Otori
>>556182791planning for MANT doesn't matter because they're releasing the buffed URA and Unity at the same time
>>556183282I have this Yeppers, but at LB0
>>556182372Is Furious Feat worth taking that Oguri Power card for by itself?Furious Feat, On Your Left, No Stopping Me, Pump, Dober is the goal?
>>5561832825 race bonus
>>556183037YEAH BRO I LOVE PSYOPS
>>556183037>100+ umas>he goes for the gay one
>>556183469Getting copies Oguri was one of the reasons to roll on the recent Neicha banner. She's not bad for a roamer.
>>556183579Being pedogay for loli drills Ruby is 100% understandable though
>>556183579Isn't a common fantasy for men fixing lesbians with cock
>>556183037PSYOPS WEEEI
>>556183523>likes thing that gets repeated>it's a le funny may may!>don't like thing that gets repeated>IT'S A PSYOPRetard
>>556183804this has always been the case
>>556183669No race bonuses, though.
I wish cute girls were real
>>556183804Can you repeat this but in zoomer terms
>>556182942You really think they will update Unity during MANT kek?
>>556183016I'm gonna use you
>>556184024they updated URA as well
Repetition in humor is a golden standard since the YTP days
>>556184024NTA but I kind of hope they do. Not because I hate the idea of playing MANT but because I find the idea of 'MANT v Unity Cup 2.0' gaslights and tribalism for which scenario you run for your CM aces to be really funny
>>556184024>he fell for the gaslight on day -45
>>556182130Uphill recovery should work with s.maru. You're probably at max speed or close when you're on that uphill.
Am I banned?
Really? I'm getting sick and tired of this shit
My finger smells.
>>556184520yeppers
>>556184520no its tuesday
>>556184608Finally, I'm free
>>556184007>his memes >slaaay king skibiddi poggie woggies yo no cap>my memes>CRINGE DIDDYBLUD CODED SLOP FRFR YIKES
>got a winI'm ready for CM9
>>556184726>>556184726>>556184726move
>>556183037Same, I don't know how it happened
>>556183704unfortunately, certain demographics native to the southern hemisphere are so emasculated that they even see women as sexual competition. it's a bit sad.
>>556184232MANTers won't stand a chance
>>556169942oshi means 'push' or 'support', more specific connotation than a generic signal of approvalit'd be like rewriting a passage of someone talking about their godfather to say 'family friend' insteadlike, yes, but also no
>>556184520every tuesday...
>>556163305>>556164876Just how much sperm did you save up for her, so far though?