>>556184726>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
McQueen yoU FAT FUCK
>>556214252https://jiggie.fun/10qhttps://jiggie.fun/10qhttps://jiggie.fun/10q
how to get 1 million fans
>>556214393KING PANTSU
Got 2 Scarlet tickets in a row
I got wit checked into the jp thread...but luckily i didn't get noticed
>Do a Teio run>Just gotta get the senior spring triple crown for the "training the trainer quest">7 sub 10% failures in junior yearAAAAAAAHHHHH LET ME SEND HER STRAIGHT TO THE GLUE FACTORY. WHY DO I GOTTA FINISH THIS SHIT RUN
All clubs finally full?
>>556214649Yeah
I jork it to her every night before bed while I have the yellow goblin pulled up on my laptop on a chair in the corner of my room.
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
German milk.
what was the after 35% race bonus threshold again? 55%?
AGNES LOVE
>>556214750I love my beautiful wife Agnes.
Teio
STOP LINKING ME TO ONIICHAN
>>556214919I miss TeioposterI hope he's doing okay
>>556214679>her
What is your honest opinion about Vodka?
for any taiki lovers - mildly usable build idea, saw some success in my practice room against 14k cap umas (taiki is a cursed 11111, real low roll).Aiming for 1st/2nd is ideal so GW required. Idea is you get overtaken near spurt then soon as you hit that 3 - boom sfv rocket. Youre FR. Has potential but i might be too lazy to do more.Im not even a parent maker type
>>556214252Fat Dumbass
odds i farm fansevens i draw
>>556215172Get drawing while letting Sweepy do your runs
>>556215172hehe...
you have no option, sweepy
>>556215074The coolest and that's a FACT
>>556215074A dork but very cute>>556215134LOOK AT HER GO>>556215172Can you draw your favorite uma with a big belly after eating a lot haha it would be funny I think ahhaha
>>556214951I hope he wasn't the fat dude and died from over eating>>556215074She is cute and sexy, but Daiwa is cuter and sexier>>556215023They are so cute together
>>556215074Cute, fun, pleasant to deal with, extremely hot, too childish to take very seriously in any respect. I like her voice a lot. I don't know what her earring-like ornaments are and will probably never know.
>>556215074I honestly think she has small tits
>>556215074umasturbates to scarlet
this was a rather odd dirt parent run i got turf'd >:(
Grass Wonder with her up skirt and pantyhose combo makes me go feral. Like, I'm seeing something I'm not supposed to. That camera angle always gets me.
>>556215074She's a huge dork
>>556215213>>556215240i only play uma on mobile so sweepy is not an option
>>556215074i'd like to make her cum her brains out while daiwa watches
My wife waving to me (her torena-husband)
>>556215515
Came back home after a night out with Tazuna Sweep gave me a drawing when she was supposed to be farming careerTook her hat away for the week
>>556215564This and also Bourbon. And, as much as it pains me to admit, Haru running during inspiration with her bloomers. >>556215374fanart of them heals even the tiredest of hearts
I'd love to see more Super Creek in this thread.
>>556215564I hate her run animation, she looks like she is floating and jumping at the same time
>>556214649Come back in 2 daysI might kick flatliners post your ID just incase
>>556215515Why would you go for Turf on a parent run?
Is Storm of Dragon worth buying on Hishi Amazon? It costs like 360 points.Worth using Hint Books to lower the high price?
Is Dober's ult useless for the sprint CM? I have it at 4 hints discount...
>>556215669why does your "wife" wear shorts instead of bloomers?
>>556215835shit skill dont bother
>>556215835Sturm is strong.If she's your Oshi. Otherwise no.
special thighs...
>>556215815i tried to have a dirt maru as a aquarius redshift parentmostly for taiki and oguri
I've gotten Taiki from every single one of these tickets.
you're rolling for her, right?
>>556215895To hide the vibrator I make her run withIt's shaped and sized like my cock so it's too obvious she's using it with bloomers
>>556214649I might also be kicking flatliners on Thurs/FriHopefully that won't be too long of a wait for you if you're looking
>>556215984She's one of the best milers in JP even in 2026
>>556215984Marked
>>556215901Why is it shit? It sounds like what she needs as End Closer. I wonder how many shit skills I've been using all this time haha...
>>556215835no, sturm is bad. Just hint your end straight/corner instead.
>>556215685the holy trinity...
Umas change a lot after retirement.
>>55621474934, 50, and 67
>>556215727it gives me no pain to state the true fact that urara's bloomers are more sexual than any other bloomers in the game. you can basically see her pussy.
Still need to get a run with more Wit on Ticket but Sprint BNW is coming together, just need Taishin from the all-uma banner and I can complete the team
>>556216085>Random point late race, when at the back (nigger, you're losing)
Did I win?
>click>connecting>click>connecting>click>connectingfuck this game
>>556216035I don't even go for loli typically but uhhhhhmmmmmm
I can't believe I haven't had sex with Kingu yet what
>>556216076Taiki sex
>>556215835the good end positions at last spurt should trigger sfv (yes) before rocketing
>>556216076>>556216348Rape Taiki
>>556216224Motherfucker, she's an endcloser. Are you illiterate? It practically guarantees her unique, too.
>>556215564So... anybody got her in-game model with skirt removed? I'm just trying to understand what kind of underwear she got. Are these Yakuza_approved_safety_shorts? Nothing at all? Just a black splotch? I just can't make it out.
>>556216035No, I will save to build a strong deck for my daughter Neo Universe
>>556216215Yo, that's pretty cool. I also run bnw this sprint CM. But my ticket and biwa are G rank jobbers to get taishin 7th place for her ult.
>>556216035>corner requirement for ultehhhhhhh she unironically can do more on mile
Acute or Bijin for my future dirt pacer? I like em both pretty equally design and personality-wiseI am trying to plan for the future to see how fucked I am carats-wise.I am slightly leaning Bijin with my heart but my brain is slightly leaning Acute because I think she is just a better uma
>>556216378>sfv>endI get the logic behind it but it seems pretty silly for an endcloser to be in that position and still be called an end.
Loving consensual coitus with Taiki Shuttle.
So what kind of gibs do we get for Part 2?
>>556216402>Skill that fires after your "final corner or later" unique guarantees your "final corner or later" unique
>>556216402Not him, but it's a velocity skill that procs during acceleration.
>>556216378>trigger sfvI don't know what that is.... Street Fighter V?this game is making me feel retarded
>>556215751
>>556216035Yes, I already acquired NY Opera O, next will be Nishino, after that it's just pace chaser cards until my wife is out
>>556216402it is a velocity skill which activates at a random point in the late-race, as long as you are in the back half of the race at the time that it activatesif it activates early in the late-race, you will still be accelerating. velocity effects are useless here, because they raise your speed cap, but if you are not at the cap, you obviously don't benefit from a raised cap.if it activates late in the late-race, you may be finished accelerating, but if you are still in the back half of the pack at this point, as the skill requires you to be for it to activate, you have most certainly lost the race.
>>556216035She is my permanent borrow on my pacersHer and my NY Opera O will get well acquainted
>>556216596Welfare card off timed missions and card voucher.You're still going to have retards telling you to skip the anniversary and to wait to rerooooooooll on NTR
>>556216646Shooting for Victory, Taiki's unique skill, it's an acceleration skill that procs if you're 3rd or 4th place halfway into the final corner.
So this CM is literally just who hits the accels at the right time wins.
>>556216732Uhhh where are her ears?
>>556214151For anyone at all that's interested, 2025 race highlights to the tune of Girls Legend U. Just posted like a day ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URiA8k2VHTc
>>556216772are you new here?
>>556216772youre describing every cm
>>556216772>Sprint NatureDios Mio
>>556216772Not really, I just guts maxxed so I can duel the Bakushins into winning
>>556216402No it doesn't. Especially in this sprint CM, where you are still accelerating for 3/4 of the late race. The skill costs 360 skill points for a 25% to do 'something' and 75% to do exactly nothing. Target speed increase means fuck all when you are nowhere near target speed.
>>556216772People call this gamblemax CM for a reason
>>556216789Here
>>556216963i'd nibble on that ear
>>556216772WHORren... defeated.
>>556216271but thats literally the entire game
AUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHH
>>556216772STOP MUTATING
>>556216772>S>S>S>SI'm rarely hitting 14k, I'm thinking it's joever for me
>>556217104>he wasn't in the thread when they guy opened slots
Mutant umas don't deserve uma rights.
>>556217218Bitch please I barely hit A+ I'll be lucky to get into B league...
I have yet to hit an S rank Uma, but my Bakushin and Oguri is winning against whales in lobbies and it feels good.
>>556217218Cursed image.
The only time I ever hit S rank is when I was borrowing Fine Motion
Why do I see so many 2speed, 3 wit and fucking riko decks?Can I trade Riko for a proper speed card or is she integral for for some strat?
>>556216772I shall reward Wife Nature... sex!
>>556217420You want 2 speed 4 wit
>>556217258Silence meta nigger, this cm is for oshi runners only
>>556217420Riko's probably being used by people mutating their umas so they don't die/completely eat shit on longs during the career
>>556217420mood up, stamina for umas with long race requirements, gale isn't badyou should play 2 speed 4 wit if you can however
>>556216805>"I want to win, I want to win, I want to win, I want to win with you">Shows Win Carnelian and Miura winning the Sprinters Stakes SOVL
>>556217420People are using Riko for Rushing Gale and if your shit ass career has TSS as a goal
>>556217104He opened 25 slots bro...
>>556217420Ssr riko gives straight away accel gold and helps umas which need to top tenno spring during career. The only other support card sources of rushing gale are ssr teio which is arguably worse than king halo
For the upcoming "mega banner" that lets you exchange for anything after doing 200 pulls, is it better to shotgun that banner and exchange for useful Umas at 200 if my roster is lacking or is it more economical to just pull on banners that has Umas that I want and grind Daily Legend Races for the rest when they are available?
>>556216772Pretty much>>556217218As long as you bring your accels and have good wit you'll be fine
>>556217420Riko is used to clear Haruten and Kikuka Sho goals. If you don't have those, just do 4 wit.
>>556217552Well, motherfucker, I'm a 26th then!
>>556217521I'm using her for my Sprint Cafe (in progress)
>>556217637Posts your roster
What is the biggest gaslight this CM?
>>556217637That depends are you willing to grind for 2 months to get that one Uma?
>>556217420My sprinters have Haruten(Tenno Sho spring) as their goal so I need Riko's stams, and she has Rushing Gale
>>556217420Rushing Gale, and the extra stamina is basically required if you have a goal that requires the Spring Tenno Sho
>>556217637if there are umas you want to pull on the horizon, save for them. if you missed out on an uma that you desperately want, then consider it, or consider the paid selector. but the value isn't very good.
>>556217637just bee urself. if you have most of the parent umas then it's an easy skip
>>556216772what kind of mental illness might cause this kind of behavior, when there are already 5+ umas who specialzied in sprint, 5+ umas who has b/c sprintfucking masochists
>>556217774None, if it works it works
>>556217774Groundwork Pasa
>>556217880>noneUnless...
>>556217774NSM and Plan X
This is useable right?
>>556217774Biggest gaslight is the randomness.
That's two banners in a row Spechud has spooked me on. Is the Summer version good?
Hang on you guys get enough stamina from riko alone to get through spring tennosho?
Be doing carrat calcs. Between now and light hello+tachyon banner, there is barely enough for 4 pitys. F2p is looking grim.
>>556218041Nope
>>556216035she's a god parent apparently so yeah
>>556218029No, only Sunday is.
>>556217637Are you fine with paying 30k to grab someone while gambling on everyone else along the way.Are you going to use the paid voucher, on top of sparking in the banner?
>>556217783why 2 months?
>>556218041Only good for sex
>>556218058your crystals?
>>556218041On paper yes, in practice no
>>556218058Give up.
>>556217868>what kind of mental illness might cause this kind of behavior, when there are already 5+ umas who specialzied in sprint, 5+ umas who has b/c sprintyeah haha.. definitely wouldn't want to be one of those guys trying to force an uma with G sprint..
Delicious first-rate armpits, made for licking and kissing right after a race.
>>556218041In 2nd anni yes
>>556218216i mean i can understand c or d but fucking G???? insanity
>>556214649Isn't Dacchis still looking for one
>>556218041Good for having a Late Long TT runner if you don't already have one of the others. Her unique is good for an xogli recovery since it's 2nd-5th in CM. Bigger range than Creek and Tachyon
>>556218041fertility incarnate
>>556218221First-rate indeed.
I want to impulse roll.On cards.
>>556218052Yeah.I did it with H. Creek today, sadly I was not able to get Sprint A.
>>556218357Eat less carrots fatty
>>556218052Sufficient to top 3, never win.
How the fuck so people get 1000 wit while ALSO getting capped speed and power?
>>556217868nta but the sprint umas are not my favorites so I don't have any reason to train them
>>556218041Least sexiest uma with swimsuit attire. Watch some faggot post that zero ass Spechud twerking which further proves my point.
>>5562184012 spd 4witPower Inspirations and Power bubble pops
>>556218401Whales
I want to make her even bigger
>>556218357Ugliest uma no contestYes even including Ryan
>>556218435I know what kind of man you are.
>>556218480Sumata MachanPaizuri Machan
>>556218401Only power growth umas can do that for now
>>556217868I mean I'm running Sprint BNW because it's the first CM where I'll have Taishin and can actually run them all together (had to skip her banner because I was broke from Kitasan), plus Biwa is my oshi so she's coming to every CM through hell or high water. Also it's funny and will make people do double-takes when they see my lineup.
>>556217868>what kind of mental illness might cause this kind of behaviorLove.
>>556218174Gone to kitasan. Was planning on pulling for satono diamond, 1LB CB wit and steampunk taishin and throw the rest into light hello+tachyon. But that doesn't seem as worthwhile now.
>>556218221Her sweat would probably actually taste kinda good...
>29/30DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Easily the sexiest uma with swimsuit attire.
>>556218052It's doable and winnable if you're lucky enough
https://twitter.com/syun_12537/status/2018897740064059494
>>556218416>>556218554>>556218559yeah of course then outright call people who are just running natural sprint umas metafags and nonsovl amirite?
>>556218521I can't wait for Biko to come out. I like hero of justice trope characters, and I need another sprinter besides Bakushin. Also need Calstone
>>556218643Not my danchou
>>556218702I just spent 3 borrows trying for this and never got it. It was regular Rudolf, not sure if it made any difference. I give up, I'll just give Kingu as much last ace.
>>556218737Usually yes but this time I'm calling anyone who use Pasa as the metafag and nonsovl, and she's F sprint.
Hey guys, Basashi has one spot left after dropping another flat liner. If you're interested in joining a chill B+ (we're gonna hit A someday) club then send an invite request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.There is no official quota, just dont flat line.
>>556215074She dances just as well as her lover.
>>556218643disband
>>556218721Kitahara fucks this
>>556218052Very fortunate that Biwa only has to get top 3, usually I need around 400-450 to make it through, going Late can help if needed. Anyone who has to actually win it needs either extremely good luck or a recovery skill to make it through.
>>556218883Bravely Default ahh chibis
>>556218883CUTE!
oguri fat....
>>556218375Thats how they get you anon.At the very least try to wait a month for the FM Kawakami banner.>>556218052Yes, just not consistently. If its not a goal race, I wouldnt bother with it.
>>556218582The rumor is her socks and panties have been used while brewing first-rate tea more than once, according to a certain princess with enormous forehead
>>556218721>>556218921
>>556219012I liked Bravely Default..
>>556216035is this from a doujin or is this the only image
>>556218836Winning with 343, and even getting into top 3 with that stamina is just a lucky run. Around 390 and more should be the norm for scoring top 3 as a late surger, and OG Rudolf should be stronger as a late surger
>>556219078it's very obviously ai
>>556217742Oguri Cap (both OG and Xmas), TM Opera O (both OG and NY), Suzuka, Taiki, OG Special Week, and Jordan. I basically have not dumped Carats on any Uma banners (Xmas Fatty and NY Opera came home early enough) and the rest excluding Taiki are just random spooks. Fuck you Cygames for giving me Taiki dupes for the second Starter 3 Star Gacha ticket from the mission, even Rice Shower would've been more preferable>>556218150You only get one Star Piece if you win in Daily Legend Races. Assuming you have won all the prior Daily Races you should have around 80 plus Star Pieces so that reduces the unlock time from five to around two months
>>556218695just look at that ENORMOUS assi want to bury my face in there
>>556218737There's plenty of soul in the natural sprint umas, the real metafags are going to mutate El into a sprinter for plancha
>>556218860Basashi is a chill club. Berry cool.
>>556214330low surface aptitude, causes midcourse pacedown
>>556219056
Is there a lit of woke trash umas I should never roll on? Some examples>DoberFeminist nazi uppity whore that acts like she has an ice stick up her asshole 24/7>FinemoTrans>VivlosTrans>Symboli SiriusDommy mommy for basedjaks>OrfevreLiterally a man
Soon...
>>556219207Basashi's dancho is a w*man, though...Like CloverClub...
>>556219171CongratulationsDO NOT PULLYou have a strong roster alreadyUse the daily legend races instead for the missed umas like Mejiro Dober or upcoming Nishino Flower.The only ones you're really missing are Maruzensky and her summer and Seiun Sky but its a minor thing since fronts are difficult to build without whaling.
>>556219294
>>556219348it's alright for the thread to be a little slow late at night. you don't have to try that hard.
>>556219348Eishin Flash literally has a card where she awakes so yeah she's pretty woke
>>556219294nicei'll just save this then remove teio from the image
>not a single good skill in white>End closer 2Please I just need Mile 2* or more, and does G1, G2, and G3 increase affinity or only G1? Since she has 35(-1 debut race -3URA) wins
>>556219386No.... say it isn't so danchou...
>>556219056I need to stop coming here while I'm horny...>>556219340it's sizable
Guess what the grandparents are...
>>556219181Special Cheeks
>>556219616really good grandparent though
>>556219469
>>556219626
Oh shit, I got really lucky on today's free 10 pull.At long last I FINALLY have Sweep at MLB.I already have MLB Flash though, so the rest of the pull was trash, but I'm not complaining. I'm happy to finally get Sweep.
>>556218737Sprint has such a tiny pool and is such an RNG fest I'm not gonna shame metagolems.>Wanna mutate Fuku>Sprint parents have garbage affinity>Suzuka has high affinity>Mutate suzuka to get sprint sparks>Mutating Fuku becomes easierI wouldn't wish this professor X hell onto anybody.
>>556219563This is a first rate pussy!No semen is leaking out
>>556219715This post ragebaited me successfully.
>>556219065arts nice gib sauce
Why is the best way to build falcon? How do I build her so that she can compete against other fronts like maruzensky or bakushin?
>>556219715Shouldn't there be 40 exchange points? Isn't today day 4 of freebies?
>>556219915If you missed the final day of Tama banner which ended 7 hours after reset you get the free cards instead
>>556216215I'm hoping your Tickezo does well, I tested in some scrims and even some cracked ends/lates seem to fizzle out and not close the gap between them and paces.I also jumped into doing a Shooting Star build with Kawakami and seeing if Behold would make it into a fun combo, but even when I see those proc with 1 or 2 perfectly timed late accels, she's lucky to make it up to 4th. Granted, not a max speed Kawakami and she's a dummy, but all five of my borrows today never let me get a good summer and this was the best one I could test lmao. I may have to mutate her more to get another pace spark or get that inspiration proc from a funny Spe parent run I did, because it feels like gambling pace to do a Shooting Star -> Mummy combo would lead to better results.
>>556219410uh you know flower and dober are wayyy out on dailies right ? it basically goes by release
Does Dober's inherit work for the dirt CM?
>>556219908baobao771100
Does og oguri peak work next cm?
anyone doing sprint taiki
>>556220060Thats why he can work with Sky and Maruzensky first
Can normal Suzukas give Falcos a challenge on sprint? She's the only front I have. I'm having Bakushin + Pasa as paces
>>556220182I am considering it because mutating Umas that need to do haruten is fucking miserableEither her or Kingu
I am not a fan of this NY Opera event.
>>556220234Suzuka can win if built correctly.
>>556220234No. Sounds like a good strategy
>>556219386EHHHH?Danchou's name seems male to me. Trans people usually use female names, unless you are actually trying to imply that Danchou is a cis woman.I cant believe I'm seeing gossip about my club.If you see this Danchou, dont worry, I dont care about your gender.
>>556220037I've considered going double pace (Ticket has a B, so it can be mutated with the right borrow) but I kinda want Ticket/Taishin to be backliners so that it's just that little bit less likely for Biwa to get crowded out of Presents for X
>>556220234I wouldn't bother, Pasa and Bakushin will eat Falcon alive even if she procs a late-race ult
>>556220119>baobao771100mm theyve got several gems
>>556220234>I'm having Bakushin + Pasa as pacesYou would be screwing yourself over by bringing a front runner
>>556219706What's happening to this Teio?
>>556220414imagine being this a fucking brainrotted. Jesus christ you're pathetic. If you hate the trans bogeyman than you should know the chance of even encountering one on average is miniscule. Unironically kys>inb4 some witlet your trans!! / defendergood chance theyre not here, you are you closeted fag. stop shoehorning them like you just learned a swear word @age10
>>556220697She's at the vet, having her anal glands expressed
>>556220697she is getting a shot
>>556220697She's waking up and finding out that she forgot to turn off the oven, as she's struggling to breathe with the smoke
Anon!You're doing your last fan run before sleeping right?
>>556220697Anal face
>>556220060I will probably pull on the Nishino banner since I am for some reason a sucker for Pace Chaser as a strat and will just borrow Dober for any backliners I want to run until she decides to spook or grind for Pieces when she's available
>>556220697three fractures
Lately I've been feeling like installing sweepy just because I'm sometimes too lazy to play but then I realized that mant is coming soon and it's probably not gonna get updated for it so it's not worth it.
>>556220756>If you hate the trans bogeyman than you should know the chance of even encountering one on average is miniscule.>Go outside>Sees 3 troons and a manjawed lesbian immediatelyI fucking hate California
>>556221034I hate _____ too, but it's existence allows me to have a disposable income
>>556221032Sweepy+Hakuraku dev will combine their knowledge to make MANT botting possible
>>556220921I dont wanna...Tummy ache...
>>556221146Get to the damn infirmary
>>556220697
>>556221034you're probably in LA then
>>556220234thing about pasa is, we want her to have as little competion as possible come the late race. Im waffling between running LS&tamcloser
>>556219779Don't feel bad anon, I'm sure you'll get MLB Sweep too someday.
>>556220963you could always 20$ selector dober. Decent change im going. Cant say i really want nishi, her ult is basically A&S for pace though.
front or pace bakushin?for TT and the sprint CM
>>556221426
>>556221426pace CMfront TT
>>556221426Front for TT if you lack other fronts (you probably do)Pace for CM
>>556219779Teio is a bad SSR and Ayabe is okay for ends but isn't worth using before 3LB. Anon is rightfully excited about the only part of the pull that's good.
>>556221034>go to gay club>why are there homos everywhere!!point is, you could literally go your entire life without actually interacting with a trans online because that is how small of population they are.
>>556220756The brainrotted one is you ESL-kun.
>>556221094>its existence allows me to have a disposable incomeUh... how?
>>556221260>+20 Energy, No Cure
>>556221426base the TT choice off who you have, its a good idea to have one of each position when you can. Also just based off what skill hints you get in the career.
>>556221623That's a Give Up from life
>>556221620Get a job
>>556221552This is untrue. You should try playing a TCG online.
>>556221581way to reveal yourself as the esl you retard. Do you even know what brainrotted means? it doesn't apply to what i said at all. Never stops being funny that ESLs know the bad rap ESLs have, so they accuse others of being it
>>556221730Nerds are gay. Have you seen the amount of trannies in DnD?
>>556221696Wait were you talking about California or the troons?
>>556221552>you could literally go your entire life without actually interacting with a trans online because that is how small of population they are.NTA but you are far more likely to encounter a trans person online than in real life, you just dont realize it. I dont know any trans people IRL (because like most people here I hardly know anyone IRL) but I know 3 trans lesbians online.
>>556221783>nerds can't score so they're now pretending to be womenmakes sense actually
AND STILL NOT A SINGLE MILE SPARKS FOR DIRT PREPARATION GAME PLEASE I STILL NEED TO MAKE DIRT SPARKS TOO
i made a sprint oguri since she has built in corner accel for gamblingbut, that makes me consider an oguri 2 sprinter now as wellcould proc christmas miracle with corner recovery at good timingviable?
>>556221980get hydrate/preferred position/straightaway recovery corner recovery procs at the same exact spot
>>556221715Air Groove would not do this
>>556222042nta but isn't um=a the best gamble for this track?
>>556222042Problem with Straightaway recovery is that it can proc 2 inches away from the finish line.
>>556219053As in OBESE
>>556221854I've basically been online for the last 25 years every day. I've never spoken directly with a trans. So i'll refer you to the going to a gay club analogy. Hell, I played a lot of years of FFXIV and that attracts all kinds of those types yet never ran into one - maybe because I wasn't going to ERP, eh?
>>556222241>I've never ran into a tranny despite playing FFXIVNigger, I had to use party finder and would find one of them every 4 hours of gameplay
>>556221980>waste 300-400 sp on recov for a .2 accelNice. Festive can't win by itself the majority of the time, fyi. Also, the entire reason festive is strong is because you can often control where it procs via 777. This is why the straightway gaslight was hilariously smoothbrained
>>556222384what the fuck was the 90% LR kr/jp/tw vet thinking when he said straightaway > 777
>>556219053
idiots
>They will consider xmas Oguri who needs 3 recoveries>But not Summer Maruzensky who can reliably use her unique on the uphill or wherever you need her toBunch of weird fags
>>556222470He gave me a bunch of free wins
>>556222339youre so full of shit dude. I did every EX raid through endwalker, roulettes every day and what is most common in majority of those parties? Nothing. no one talks 90% of the time. EX raids just need one or two competent to keep the chimps in line, sure as fuck aint anyone announcing their sexuality. I spent countless hours in bozja and eureka too. You.Are.Brainrotted.
>>556222241Like I said, you just dont know itNot every trans person is flamboyantly open about it. Also they are unlikely to want to bring it up to people like you who are obviously hostile to trans people.I dont play FFXIV, but I know there are more trans people there than in most games. FF is the fucking gay club in your analogy. You are just too retarded to realize your in one.
Sauna with little boy
>>556222674sex sexo seeeeeeeeeexxxx
Everyone here is cis and heterosexual, though, right?
This Fuku card got me into a habit of abandoning the run if I don't hit on the first event
You're in 4chan you have to say tranny to refer to those creatures not tr*ns
>got to MLB Windy from free pulls>start using her more>start seeing her as a sexy honse because of her pose on her final eventH-Huh
We use troons here althoughbeit
>>556222779If I were a tranny I would use that term in reference to myself because it is cute.
>>556222717Obviously.Only cis heterosexuals would play a game about male horses that reincarnated as female human/horse hybrids that engage in yuribate antics with each other.
The next thread will stay on topic better
>>556223019GIRLS KISSING GIRLS IS HOT AND COOL THO WHY DO YOU FUCKERS GET ANGRY AT IT
>it's those hours againyeppers
>>556222803>got to MLB Windy from free pullsExplode
>>556222508>But not Summer Maruzensky who can reliably use her unique on the uphillwhat's a fucking velocity skill gonna do when you're still accelerating retard
KAICHOU PLEASE STOP JOBBING
>>556222042so same plan as usual then, minus 777 for backup?>>556222384i already have umas with turf/distance s and gambling accels lined up, these other ideas are just for fun/let's see what happens/'but what if-' really, since i have timecoincidentally, i also won sagittarius with a 777 xogurithere was another guy in the lobby who also had a xoguri, s tier, seiun sky inherit, very guidepilledmine passed the front runners first (i credit my intelligent purchase of Firm Conditions and this tail held high i found for my good midgame), popped speek inherit and nsm and ult, and he and the rest just ate dust all the way to the finish line
>>556222536>youre so full of shit dude.Zip it nigger.I've been hit on by both men and women as a fully armored male highlander when my only sin was existing within some faggot's render distance.Gays? Obnoxious, would accidentally leak their ERP messages on the high player count instances (eureka)Botters? Very easy to spotToxic positivity niggers, yeah I also ran into them while doing dailies on duty finder, faggot and his hounds went aggro on me because I didn't reply to his faggot "o7" salute.Single mothers would obliterate my party finder lobbies because their faggot ass toddler would start pissing and crying 10 minutes in so everyone would bail.I even made the mistake of joining one of those "discord required" party finders for a raid -which turned out to be casual as fuck, literal dead end in terms of player skill- and after we achieved nothing for 30 minutes I heard some beta male mention "he was a part of the """bdsm""" community".>Go into a starter town to do your dailies>There's fags
>>556222803don’t fuck the dirt goblin she’ll bite your cock in half
>>556222630im not hostile to trans retard, im hostile to faggots who randomly bring it up in a general about anime horse girls
>>556223220SAY NO MORE
>>556223151>You're still accelerating by the uphillHave you tried buying inherited plancha or any other skills?
you wouldn't have sex with urara
Urara would have sex with me
umamusume pretty derby
>>556223310No but I would take her out on plenty of food dates
>>556223209im not reading that fag lul
>>556223209not reading allat but i hope u got better x
>open thread>"trans rights are human rights" but unironicallyJesus Christ you seaniggers have fallen pretty hard, I thought your country was based and killed trannies and other kind of homosexual faggots
>>556223396They're defending VF
>>556223396not a satanic demon ritual country like america, sorry
which uma would de/
>>556223386You can't just draw a pregnant uma, make the belly button an innie and say that she's fat. this is cheating and it's illegal
>everything i hate is SEA's faultbwo you're already posting half naked McQueen you don't need to fish for (You)s that badly
Uma for feeling?
>>556223396>opens thread>immediately announces they are, in fact, brownhere you go
>>556223220That makes no sense. How can she bite my cock in half when its safely inside her umanko?Obviously I'll pass on any oral stuff with her of course.
anyone else just assuming sprints is rng bullshit and not prepping whatsoever?
>>556223472SOME OF US ARE INTO STUFFING TOO OKAY but here's a proper fat uma >>556223486they better be wearing socks and say "no homo" after this otherwise the rumors are gonna start flying...
>>556223581I would DESTROY fat Creek
>>556223574I just bought all white skills and told myself I'm finished preparing for CM9
>>556223645Don't you think it's your pelvis that would end up destroyed...?
we should go back to pornposting
>>556222737This but Unity Cup 1st round. It's crazy that your success in this dogshit scenario hinges on you winning the 1st round.
>>556223139Getting mad at an MLB'ed SR is the peak of retard
>>556223487>he is unaware of the reverse pullout and biteRookie mistake
*opens thread*I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
shot in the dark, did anyone get that korean tweet of some dude selling keychains, some omamori (one had muscle gentledonna on it, one had haru urara) a doujin with opera O and someone else and some (what I think is) bandori on the sidetwitter fucking refreshed on me before I could do anything and now it's gone
>>556223769this post smells like bacon
>>556223735it’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make
>my fan runs can hit 14k now
I really love it when these STUPID FUCKING BITCHES get a mood down exactly RIGHT AFTER i just used a riko and exactly RIGHT BEFORE a critical career race
>>556223774jerking off to this
>>556223769>one of the few SRs that's as strong as an SSR like SweepyYes, you are the peak of retard
>>556214151ruby looks like my daughter, nice nature
>no sleep>been farming mile parent for hours I don't even know what I'm typing and reading anymore
>>556223848if ur this mean to ur trainees i can see why they’re getting mood down all the time
This is just a massage, Teio
>>556223890>have had sleep (I think) >have to go farm parent runs for hours now >then go finish hobbies and chores I think normies should be able to do this, so I am doin it now its been 2 days...
RAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>>556223848>Air Groove>mood down right before second Takarazuka Kinen>already down one turn of summer camp due to career race schedule>no summer rainbows whatsoeverThis just fucking happened
>Opera has an E in dirt! And an E in mile!>Thats within the 4 letter range of A aptitude, so it would be easy to bring her>It would just take>…>10 Mile and 10 Dirt Sparks>…20 pink sparks in total
I refuse to parent farm for sprint, only shitters run in sprint because they don't have the strenght to survive 3200m and spurt into a last spurt twice
>>556223883By this point everyone should already own both at MLB, even F2P. What have you been doing with your carrats? Throwing them at random trainee banners like a unfaithfull slut?
>>556223769You seem to be under the impression that it's easy to MLB SRs outside of the ones on gold tickets to be easy, when people in this thread are praying for sweep and nishino copies on the free pulls
Air Groove legitimately intimidates meLike she is SO beautiful and SO elegantAnd yet every single one of my runs with her in the past several months has been some kind of unmitigated disasterBut I can't look away from her, and I can't hate her, she's such a beautiful and ideal mare
>>556224038Don't knyow about normies but I wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
i mlb’d ever sr released before the kitasan rerun because i had to spark her twice
I just got my SEVENTH marvelous SSR
>>556223663Bitter Glass on the cuckchair...
All she needed was turf B huh
>>556223848my favorite experience>mood down>use riko>mood down again>mandatory race>mood down
I was a single Sprint spark away from finishing an Oguri for CM and being done for the next few days.
>have maxxed out all SRs except Vodka from 600 kitashit pullsSilver linings
>>556224186do w hat works best for you and how well you can sleep for short periods or how you do that if you stay up even longer, or go to sleep i you arent going to be happy tomorrow for staying up
>>556224180this, but with neichai swear, all my hot spring runs with her are cursed to have mediocre stats
>>556224132Bwo we've had an anon in this thread not get R Riko in 100 pulls and you think everyone should have every MLB SR.
>>556224218urarafags are insanelike what pushes you to use the shittiest horse in the game
>>556224324NY Urara is actually strong
>>556224132>By this point everyone should already own both at MLB, even F2P.I just threw 380 rolls at Fuku, only to get hit with a million Sweeps, a Kitasan dupe, and only a 2LB Windy to show for it.
>They desperately needed cards but they didn't wait 4 days to get an extra 40 card pulls
>>556224324she’s my hecking daughterino
>Cygames announces MA-- Trackblazer>Updated Global version>Punishes you for 30+ racemaxxing>Instead rewards you for actually making your own G1 career like they originally intended>Also drops evolved skills and 2nd anni changes>Meta is in shambles, pull guides destroyedHow SAVED would the game be?
>>556224136>>556224312>>556224383I'm f2p, and amongst the 35 available SRs, there are only 3 I have not MLB'd. Seriously, what do you guys do with your carrats?
She will do, right? Please I want to move on
>>556224548That’ll do
>>556224438I'm waiting for the FM and Kawakami banner
>>556224501>>Meta is in shambles, pull guides destroyednot really.
>>556224279Can probably nap but right now I'm empowered by anime OPs and OSTs on my side
Why is this faggot so salty about Fuku speed and hyperfixate on encouraging people to roll NTR despite it being a shit card outside MANT? What a retarded advice. Did he lose the Fuku rolls?
>>556224548good enough, if you're lucky you can reach finals
>>556224324After THAT Taiki incident, there is no shittiest horse in the game
>>556224512If you got MLB Kita early you would end up with far less SRs, and so far there hasn't been a card banner worth pulling.I am sitting at 80k
>>556224668Fuku card is complete garbage
>>556224668>why is a retard retardedMoo loses CMs and shills paypig sites so you can get access to a guide designed to barely scrape a 3-2 win to move to finals, what do you think?
>>556224668It's most likely coordinated with VF's opinion about cards. You can treat the global-side sloptubers are against to whatever seriru is advicing players.
>>556224674THAT???
>>556224548I can't get turf S for the life of me from the shit affinity with Pasa and Creek
>>556224668I watched his stream last CM trying to snipe him, his whole thing is how he hates the game and wants to play it as little as possible, of course he will not like THE high roll card
I have so many goddam sr dupes instead of banner pulls i wanted which is fucking useless since this fuckshit jp gatcha doesn't do 2-to-1 or even 20-to-1 tradeins for that matter anyways
>>556224668Are you new? Always do the complete opposite of their advice.
>>556224668>work an extra day of overtime>get enough to MLB whatever card I wantDo browntubers really not want to get a job? I know they have to make guides based on their $100/mo content creator budget but still.
>king halo's daughter Where did the tits come from?!?
>>556224668I wasted 30 minutes watching a dogshit guide from some ESL gook that makes you a worse player that requires more dogshit guides.
>>556224668This guy posts the most disinfo of them all, just ignore him.
>>556224830King Halo has big tits, too
>>556224668>roll NTR despite it being a shit card outside MANTI dunno. Let's ask everybody why they rolled for Riko despise her being trash outside Aoharu
>>556224818I, as an average salaryman ojisan, work a stable 37.5 hour job and overtime isn't an option
>>556224830Her dad
>>556224878She's usable in MANT
>>5562247972bh i have my own parents so i just kept abandoning runs if i didn't get it on first inspire>>556224572>>556224671thanks anons
>>556224830my balls
>>556224830First Rate saggers
>>556224878Because she had 100 free rolls. Why the fuck wouldn't I use the Riko that I rolled for free
>>556224674>one urara wins out of millions that lose>somehow this makes urara not shit
>>556217637It's a really shitty banner anon. If you really want a specific horse and do not want to pay $20 USD for the ticket coming soon then you can choose to spend 30,000 carats. Please do not be fooled, the 3* rate is the exact same and since there is no focus unit it's basically like just pissing your carats down the drain. If you are okay with spending 30,000 carats to get what you want then you can do it, but it truly is a massive waste of carats.
https://youtube.com/shorts/S7m68fYMhn4witlet to witlet convo
I'm rolling on NTR because I like NTR and I want the game to succeed. :)
>>556224928NTR also has free rolls.
>>556224668Does this nigga ever win any CMs?
>>556225030Then I will use her if I get her, IF she's usable even at non-MLB like Riko.
>>556224878Riko is very good in MANT.
>>556225092she's not
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about moomoo. u wouldnt say this shit to him offline, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>556225125she is
>>556225030How many free pulls do we get on NTR again?
but what if i borrow ntr and/or fuku for different runs
>>556224878>Riko>trash outside Aoharuretard. you are retarded.
>>556225092Not at all.
>>556225139buy an ad, and subscribe to patreon
>>556224802wtf he is me...
Super Creek just said she hopes I had a good breakfast, but I didnt eat breakfast this morning
>>556225125>>556225145Which is it>>556225167>0RB till 2LBITS SHIT
The year is 2035. Uma musume global has finally caught up with uma musume jp. CM134 is coming up and the recommended stats are 29900/20000/24000/55000/9000 with a mandatory 73 gold skills and at least 35 accels to reach group A finals. Players believe that despite being tier 1 for the last 133 consecutive CMs, gold ship will not be tier 1 this CM (of course, they are mistaken). Content creators have long been silenced, refusing to have a solid take on anything and devolving into incoherent mumbling for CM guides lest they be attacked for spreading misinformation."I miss moomoo" says an oldhead in chat. The chat goes silent. VF sees this message and starts breaking down live on stream. Mods ban the chatter, but the damage has been done, Charles looks fondly back at his days co-streaming with unc before he met his untimely fate."It's ok. No, really. I miss him too", Charles chokes back his tears, not wanting to derail his guide to scenario 34. A new scenario is now released every month and Charles needs to focus and finish his guide of scenario 34 so that he can release it before scenario 35 drops tomorrow.The stream is interrupted by a sudden announcement: Cygames will be releasing Almond Eye, and she will be the first uma to have a rate up of 1/1000 and pity of 2000 pulls. There are so many umas in the global pool at this point that everyone is forced into pulling her now or they will never get her. Of course, many new tier 0 support cards were released in the past few weeks to drain everyone's carat supplies for this exact moment."It feels good to be a whale" Charles smiles, "come on chat, these pulls aren't going to pay for themselves."Charles' newborn starts yelling in the background. "Don't worry little guy, daddy will you an Almond Eye too".
>>556225145she hits 10% race bonus only at MLBusing her at 2LB is a cope and you'd be better borrowing her and using any of your own SRs insteadand before 2LB she's complete trash
>>556225269>he didnt mlb rikongmi
stop fighting...
>>556218860aaaiiieee why did you kick me out fucking wannabe tryhards
>>556225324eat shit and die of dysentery fag bastard
when can I acquire the cute and cool hero Biko Pegasus and the cute creature Shinko Windy?
>>556225159I think it's 100.
>>556225267>Charles' newbornit was believable up until this part
>>556225306what? this is about NTR
>>556225397The Centurial Overlord would say this
>>556224132>Throwing them at random trainee banners like a unfaithfull slut?That's the point of playing gachas thoughever. Metachuds need not apply.
BIKO RERUN SOON
>>556225426like 2 years
>>556224548>first 5 rooms is 3/5fucking hell i'm sorry i was not familiar with your game comrade bakushin
>>556225494it's Bikover
>>556224501>the same company who couldn't bother to patch bugged cm1 titleslul
AUUUUUUU
I'm addicted to the initial stats on fuku speed. The initial races of a run being guaranteed from all of your stats just feels too good. I dont even care about any of the other shit on the card.
>>556224878Riko is a great card outside of unity, doofus
>>556225571awooga!
>>556224548>>556225570I thought Plan X is bad bwos...
>>556225616did you not win CM1 anon?
I'm not gonna pull until huh until Grand Live
>>556225656all the tubers say its bad so it's actually the game winner
>>556225397Doto doesn't have the n-word pass but says it anyways.
>>556225476Biko never gets another rerun, anon...
>>556224668> That many (You)s for a baitHoly
>>556225741NYOOOOOO
>>556225665don't think you got the point of the comment anon...
>>556225616then we wouldn't have had the authentic (TM) JP (R) experience (C)
>>556224668What video is this?
>>556225770don't think YOU got the point of the commentcherrypicking one minor bug when they've patched many more, and released mechanics early, doesn't prove your point
>>556225656it's all about midgame pushing you to plancha zone and that commie has 3 style/race plus THH
>>556225775thats my point, best theyll do is port a feature early - 1% chance they try to do any more than that. The luckiest wed be is autorun for MANT (if theyre smart, which, cy.)
mikuuuuuuuuu! happy miku
>>556225810nyooooooo leave the multimillion company alone nyoooooooooo how dare you ask them to do better nyooooooo
>>556225810you literally still don't understand the comment
nyoooooooooo
>>556225938you literally can't speak englishpeak brown hours
>>556225768There's Biko Power SSRShe's pretty cuteAnd she gives Professor of Curvature for Late Surgers
>>556225973good one tanner
>>556225881they do better by releasing american campaign and sexy horses
>>556225881I will not leave them alone until they release Daiwa Scarlet in a bikini.
>>556225872I read "what do you like" and my mind instantly goes back to this
>>556225982I would love a little sister like Biko to spoil and dote on.She is adorable
>>556224830Daiwa Scarlet is Tachyon's daugtherSame caseIt just happens
evens - start workingodds - do one career run first
>>556225973thats some peak esl response kek. You can't just say someone isn't speaking english when theyre not even making mistakes to point out. For example - you just used literally wrong.
>>556226116your TP...
>>556224830AWOGA!
>>556226117the mistake is that you're having reading comprehension issues and can't link the meaning from two posts together>wah wah i didnt get a title game bad cykagames could never do anything different>8 months of the entire game being different
does anyone have the gif of rice shower thumbs up
Fine Motion is literally SEX
>>556226342
she’s irish
>>556224878you only need 0lb riko in unity
>>556226349thank you for saying literally, otherwise I might have thought you meant "Fine Motion is figuratively SEX"
Genuine question, I know the way I way I play the game is significantly different than the rest of you guys since I mainly roll for umas and only the bare minimum for cards to be able to finish careers because I only play and read though a umas story a few times to unlock all the scenes and nothing else. Some umas have decent stories that I enjoy while others are misses. I would like to know why do people care about pvp in this game anyways? It's a blatant pay to win coinflip it's not that interesting or deep. It's not anything special you just have to take calculated risks building a character and hope that you win a 70% coinflip a few times if you play correctly, however to do that you would need to spend countless hours building thr same character and their parents over and over again so get the highest point of your variance. So why do so many people lose their horses and especially hours over it especially if they are a low spender? If you are not on a even playing field with someone there is no real point of comparing yourself to them is there? There are plently of other games to play and other meaningful things to do but spending 3+ hours after work playing the roguelike horse game in hopes of chasing a high uma score seems very merisable just so you can show off a cyan colored badge on your profile. Sorry if I sound adverseial English is not my first language I am Canadian.
Looks like my dirt cm team is going to have to be Taiki/Oguri/Pasa unless I giga mutate like Dober or something.What will be the meta inherits for pacers? I read Taiki ult only really works on herself, should I just run Oguri and Pasa as lates and give them the usual suspects and like inherit oguri unique onto Taiki?
Is this a good deck for medium?
post the fan runs deck. I changed something and now I cant win every race
Kingu or Taiki for this next CM?
>>556226452>meta inherits for pacerssame as this sprint cm
>>556225329Are you Umadachi?You got kicked because you didnt log in for over 6 days and havent completed a career in over 20. I thought you quit the game. Most gacha players dont come back after a week long hiatus.However you did earn enough in the first few days, and more importantly, have earned enough in previous months, that I'm willing to add you back if you reapply. I'll even apologize for telling Danchou to kick you. I was personally sad to see you go because you were one of the people that would talk in club chat sometimes.If you are one of the 2 other people we kicked, then fuck off.You earned less than 2 million fans all month. You should have been kicked last month, but our Danchou is pretty lenient. You dont even play this fucking game, what do you need carrots for? Just join a random D rank club if all you want to do is trade shoes.
>I am Canadian sexo
>"it is peak brown hours guys">next day at the exact same timing >"it is peak brown hours guys">next day at the exact same timing >"it is peak brown hours guys"repeating shit like a dementia patient isn't going to make it not brown hours retardfirst step is to accept brown hegemony because we are not going anywhere in the next century and nothing that you do will change this nyahahahahaha
Sex with Gentildonna
>guys I don't play PVP>let me tell you exactly how PVP isWhat did he mean by this?
yeppers, it is peak brown hours guys
>>556226247jesus christ do i really have to spell it out? They didn't patch a bug they knew about 4 years in advance you troglodyte. We have not gotten shit that doesn't exist in jp. They are just backporting some changes earlier because of the success of the game. Cyjew sure as fuck is not going to alter a scenario on an ACCELERATED schedule you flippin witlet
>>556226454>he rolled for fukukekKek
>>556226510im running taiki
>>556226597don't mind if i do
>>556226439Glad we're clear
>>556226635as I am not a tourist, I remember the same people like you posting that cygames would never give us the anni patch changes early
>>556226519Pasa unique for pacers when there'll be more fronts running around, really? I guess I should get working on a parent for her, then. Thanks anon
>>556226640I rolled for windy
>>556226668I want to roll my face over all her muscles
time to go queue up a career run to expend my TP and then make a very skilled push to my impressive github
Damn, 2 hags?Says Groove but I have both, which one should I use?Also how do I build Maru if AS doesn't work here, it's the swimsuit, I don't have the regular one. The only fronts I have are Bakushin and Scarlet, fuck
>>556226698i dont wanna go to dusseldorf man that place sucks ass
>>556224668He is right tho, you are bricked forever in MANT if you don't roll for my oshi wife card
I have 115 followers now
>>556226771>gambles on picking his cm participants How deprived are you retards that you'd gamble something as basic as this
>>556226469
I have too many possible sprint aces... I'm just gonna auto select later
>>556225397doto says this then pretends to put it in quotation marks
My trainee has been following me home after training. I pretend not to notice but I’m not too happy with her knowing my home address. If she keeps this up I’ll hand in my resignation.
>>556226892I used agnes instead of cafe, using power sunday not wit, but mine are about the same to yours except the new card vs biko (biko soon) you did 33 races so im going to listen to you and not worry about 950 speed. thanks
mayano top hebe
>>556227039>resignationlol this neigha didn't read the contract
"Nice arm trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice nape trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice face trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice nice trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice chest trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice tummy trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice ass trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice thighs trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice cock trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice legs trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice feet trainer!"*Chomp*"Nice burger trainer!"*Chomp*How do you respond to Windy without sounding mad?
youre right, anon these bad fan runs (I am coming back after not doing any for 2 weeks) are what I need for better fan runs later, once I have learned. sometimes when I am in this learning state I forget that there are bad times only because it is another step up from my last "my best" when I improved before
>>556227123Nice umanko Windy!*chomp*
>>556227039You literally cannot quitIt's the uma who has to give up on you
>>556227039Gayest trainer at Tracen
>>556227181>>556227107That doesn't seem humanitarian
>>556227231a cute
is there a AI app that lets me talk to AI? or use voice to ask it things? I want to do that instead of watching YT in the background, which is pointless slop anyways. why because there is a free personal tutor in my computer that doesnt take breaks or sleep
>>556225864unrelated but how come anime Rudolf felt so clueless about everything
>>556226594Doto Rape
I love lusty uma
>>556226449>If you are not on a even playing field with someone there is no real point of comparing yourself to them is there?The vast vast majority of people you encounter in pvp are not whales with a p2w advantage over you. This is totally irrelevant.I just want to see my favourite girl win and I want to see that badly enough that I will spend many hours training her.
>>556226696how dont you get theres a massive dif between something early vs something altered/added. Huge.
>>556220087help
>>556226565Fuck you Geshlu
>>556227231
>>556227291sexo diamond
>>556227315massive dilf???
>>556225656>has every other good skill you need for this CM>wins>"DURR IS PLAN X... GOOD?
>>556227270Google Gemini or Grok
>>556227271the material, manga/anime/game itself pretty much lowers or highers capabilities to match what they wanna tell.
>>556227398WOWOWOWWW>>556227413that supports voice? OK I will be talking to AI all day every day now (future man)
>>556227315how don't you get that it requires the same amount of effort to apply that? the game isn't exactly a marvel of code underneath. they could easily smooth out MANT with some number changes.the patch came early because they know what would happen. but yes, you can believe that they'd let their least profitable era in the game get even worse now that people know not to roll for NTR and Throne
>got Windy's successful last event againGoddamn she is so SEXY
>>556227039Dia would not allow that
DICK IN PUSSY SEX
What is the best area to apply cum to a trainee to improve her running?
>Best legacies for Gold City>43. Mejiro Ryan>9 affinitywtf who do I use as an accel without raping my affinity
>>556227516bro i don't even have to read past your first sentence to know you know nothing of coding. You're the type to go to a modder all entitled 'can you add this? its easy right?'
>>556227618affinity is a psyop bwo just highroll
>>556227617womb
>>556227617umanko, deep inside
>>556225656it's gambayou need to be between 2 and 5th position
on Wednesdays we code (in vb script)
>>556227662This but unironically. My trainee is literally selfcest with grandparents
>>556227629and I know you don't know jack shit about how the game works because the codebase for the game is incredibly simplebut you're probably the retard who sees things on gametora or in the docs and goes "why do they style it like that?? :("
>>556227617i like special needs
>>556227618You don't need Ryan's unique bro, just get On Your Left
Cm rooms doko???
>>556224548I have one that's about the same (plan x turbo sprint competitive spirit etc) and she does win. It's not consistent but she will be a 15%-20% winrate in cm I think
>>556227617Umanko
and they started insulting each other...nice...egg them on...
How strong are uma's exactly and who is the strongest of all time?
instigator horse?
>take super lucky seven>take outerpost profI CAN FEEL THE POWER
>>556227617Sorry anon you can only apply it to clankers
>>556227760OYL alone is too inconsistent for my taste
>>556227760>>556227928why does OYL activate when i pass on the right of an uma?
>>556227880as strong as irl horses
77291860sprint cm
Would you?
>>556227880Gentildonna.
>>556219294should i fap to this
>>556228017I would. It'll clear my unity rank match problems and can freely go for rainbows
>>556228046ur a faget if u don't
>>556227123
>>556227880Gentildonna
>>556227123Her unwavering drive is magnificent…
>>556228017easily yes
>>556227880
>>556228110Doors don't bend like that.
>>556228010its a close finish between curren, bakushin and groove90301679
>>556228046It's so flat...you can fap to that?!
>>556228206You've never had violent sex
>>556228228the umas that procced accels and an entire pack of losers multiple lengths behind that didnt
>>556227750sry im too sleepy to explain coding to a witlet of your caliber
>>556227880Gentil could arm wrestle the next 3 strongest umas at the same time and she'd win. Easily.
>>556228228that drag race between groove and curren was kino.one more 93229845
>>556228265This is true
>>556228417curren has higher power growth so she would fold donna in half without even trying
>>556228481Is Pace the way to run Air Groove? Like in that pic my late always ends up at top 3 because the track is too short
>>556228565
>>556228481Even with plancha proc pasa did not manage to stay ahead.>>556228604Yeah pace is a lot more consistent + has better skills.
IDK anything about Gentildona, but wouldn't Ryan be the strongest since she works out the most?
>>556228694Is it me or it's lewd because of the way you censored the umas
>>556221032Give me 3 weeks
>>556228604im personally running her as late because it’s pure gamblecore and really funny to watch her go nyooooom when she procs kitchen sink
Sooo what's the Dirt CM meta
does power matter as much for cm9
>>556228804OGURI CAP AS IN PEAK
>>556224501I will take G1 only races please since thats what I have been doing for the past few days with half tp spark farming hoping for a 9* parent, Im not sure why we are forced to take 30-40 races the next scenario
>>556228751No nigga, it's Gentildonna>She works out the mostWhy are you implying Gentildonna fucking doesn't.
>>556228804pace chaser festival city no i will not elaborate
>>556228804
How important is energy recovery? It seems thats the only real difference between 1lb and mlb for Mr. Cockballs
>>556228804Plancha still works so it'll be crawling with f2p Pasas
>>556228804Umas that are dirty and stinky
I got my Bs with me.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Leave Gentil to me
>>556228804taiki oguri + flex pick maybe pasa or digitan if you have herrest dont matter
>>556228751Gentildonna is ingame lorewise the strongest honse probably because the irl honse is fucking buffed
>>556228857wow this is exactly what I was planning except not festival
>>556228751gentils talent dwarfs poor fygly hair
You wouldn't give her a shot would you?
Why doesnt load list work before debut race?
>>556228751
Big
Don't care just sex with Gentildonna
>>556228804golshi
>>556229107is she aware she's reducing atoms so casually
>>556228751dykes fear this
>>556228751the weakest draft horse could manhandle gentildonna
MY FUCKING BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>556228756go pay someone to take your vcard dude you’re fucked in the head
>>556228804HOEH
>>556228907she looks usable but that area is crowded and i think ram isn't long after who is considered close or even better than fm
>>556229204>dykes fear thisNo I'm pretty sure they want it.
>>556228907cbt 1lb is enough just like smaru. But you want to run her with finemo or your stats are gonna suffer.
Im going to be real for a moment, a trainer who can't walk three paces behind an Uma should be stabbed in the back.
>>556229228you need 2 wit cards THO
>only dirt umas i have are base Urara and Condormight have to skip the next CM
>>556229352you always want at least 2 wit cards
>>556229365Where are your Oguris (plural)
>>556229116that's a big belt
>>556229365your megabanner pulls bwo......
>>556229365you can mutate fuku or maruzensky pretty easily
>>556229365Maya can be dirt.
>>556228804The Aquarius Cup was the first Dirt Champions Meeting, held on Tokyo 1600m, and its short final corner plus long straight created a Front Runner-dominant meta similar to the Cancer Cup.Smart Falcon emerged as the strongest meta pick, with Front Runners chaining Angling & Scheming and Victoria por plancha to secure decisive acceleration at the start of the final phase.Pace runners were generally weaker, but Original El Condor Pasa remained popular, especially among free-to-play players due to her strong unique skill on long straights.Late runners like Oguri Cap and Agnes Digital performed well, with Digital’s position-free random acceleration skill being highly valued for both racing and inheritance.Despite expectations, Turf-to-Dirt conversions were rare because modifying both Mile and Dirt aptitude was costly and exhausting after previous events.The Korean server meta closely mirrored Japan's, but saw increased use of End Closers due to the effectiveness of straight-line acceleration skills like Straightaway Spurt.End Closers benefited from Admire Vega SSR support, though high deck cost and aptitude modification limited their use, making converted Digital or Haru Urara niche but viable options.
Stop mutating your umas
>>556228604I'm this bwo >>556220037 as I was testing that Kawakami to see numerous ways to improve her, I was taking note to see how consistently any lates were winning. In about 30 races, I saw 2 Air Grooves win, when I went to see what they were running, only to find out they were ran as pace with the Plancha+Mummy core set. At the same time, I saw 4 Kingus win. 3 of them were run as pace as well, the 1 late won by proccing a well-timed OYL and the crucial act of ult, but the 5-6 others I came across fizzled and never got higher than 4th.So it's not impossible, but you're going to roll a lot more on lates than you would if you have the pace package. Gamba on top of gamba in regards to late lmao.
>>556229458>need 2 pink inspirations regardless of your spark combo
>>556229365I'll make Teio work hopefully
>>556227760all applicable accels are good accels, and the more the better
>>556229491Biwa wouldn't use Grok
>try to get rid of stam legacy crutch >job a solid Brian run because I ran out of stam
>>556229352cb is end of aug proj
>>556229491I'm assuming they're talking about base Oguri
>>556229418>>556229428i have no carats>>556229445>>556229458i don't have Maru either i'll try to mutate the other 2
>>556229612it's ok I'm hooooarding
I've never hit stats this good in year one and I get 5th in Hanshin JF. Position keep is so fucking gay.
>can only build aces 5x a day because no mummy creekthis is gay as fuck
>>556228804Why, yes, Pace chaser Pasa with groundwork fishing for promotion... how could you tell?
>>556229696pull on banner and be lucky anon, is that so hard
>do 2 set of 20 pushups>die on 15th pushup during the 2nd set>sore for 2 days, still sore going into the thirdHoly shit I won't even be able to fightback if my trainees decides they wanted to rape me haha.
>>556229652did you use all your pulls on cards bwo
>>556229731don't worry, umas don't like fat neets
>le sighhhhhhhhhhhhhAnother long day with shit run rngMy dawgs are BARKIN
>>556229695WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER
>>556229221>666th replyfalco is the devil
>>556227771Cum in wombs doko???
>>556229673ive kinda got my fall planned already too. MLB tach, fm+smaru, bancho blaze, ny kita/dia
Pure Heart works only for pace chasers, right?
>>556229812As a footfag, this would be peak if it weren’t for the comical stink lines trailing off her shoes
Man, I don't even care that it's 1* guts, having some okay whites makes up for it and I'll take any small steps to not having an Urara in my legacy to tank compatibility.>>556229530I already feel the pain of not having Smart Falcon or a Digitan, so joke's on me there. No, I will not go for the scam banner, I will continue having the joke on me
Yeah, nah, fuck mutating god's chosen (Turfers) into d*rters. I'm going to pull on the megabanner
>>556229787Actually, umas love fat NEETs, and you’re wrong
>>556229916usually!
>>556230010Shit. I thought it meant something like, not surrended by lots of umas and took in for late racer.
>>556227662>>556227725that said, if you're not at least circle affinity you're wasting your time; automatic spark restriction on trianglesand the guaranteed stat sparks on double circle threshold is just a lot better for your bloodpressure. the fewer moving parts you need to all line up perfectly, the less time you waste rerolling
>>556230076well-positioned, if it doesn't specify being at the back, usually means either in the top 40-50% excluding firstthat makes paces the target users, but weird stuff can happen in CMs where paces don't fall in that range
>>556229724I wish. All the Mummy Creek borrows are affinity dead ends.
>>556229747not all of them but i learnt the hard way spending less than 30k on a banner is a mistake
>>556230224at least you finally learnt, right
>>556230214I assume the same is true for U=ma2?
is nimble navigator worth gettting on pace chasers in the sprint?
>>556230313it is worth it on anyone not front
>>556230313there's not really enough time to be blocked since everyone fans out well before late race
>>556230313that's NSM. you didn't lose the final matchup anon?
i’m navigating nimbly
>>556230313no
>>556229851Does oguri know what sex is?
https://youtu.be/H_mDhQ6urHs?si=3e7cwzZOd810gvCX
>>556229953Have you considered getting lucky?
nimble nav spark chance is good on every single parent run
>>556230417Yes.
>>556230369windy’s not that big
>>556229070All my umas are gigavaxxed.
>>556230372definitely would not take NSM too many skill points just asking about nimble nav
>>556230432You're such a fag
>>556230487Mambo!
Surely that's enough for the week haha...
>>556230494
uh oh 5 seconds passed now I have to go to another career run
>>556230573yeah
>>556230530Her feet aren't touching the ground.
I cannot count how many times I've gotten a good run, good rainbows, good hints, only for Mile to not turn into at the very least A. And when it does turn to A, all my cards fucking no show and never finish the event.I'm actually going insane. I'm genuinely losing my mind. I have never been this unlucky.
>>556230487Danchou... Come back... We won't be tryhard anymore...
>>556230576Just leave it to Sweepy's magic. We all use it no need to be shy.
>>556230615Roll better honsesIt's that simple
>>556230615paying off your karmic debt one run at a time
>no speed star at 700 witi hope you never have kids finemo
>>556230313if you have points to spare then it's a fair cop; the more gambles the betterjust get your essentials first (corners, turbo sprint, rushing gale, [style] accels, lane movement, et cetera)
>>556230615stop moooooootating broyou could have gotten 5 actual aces by now
>>556230698more like carbombers
Would this be a good deck for Taiki for the dirt cm? Inherits would be a mix of stam and power
>>556230487*ghosts her*NYAHAHAHAHAHA
>>556230615
>>556230698I think I saw a twitter post of finemo agamesen at max wit.
I saw that shit on twitter
>>556230728What would be the point if I can't run my favorite everywhere.
It took me around 5 hours to completely empty my TP, and each run racing 35+ racesI feel so tired
>>556230465>>556230603Whoops I replied to the wrong post before.
>>556230969I did one spring career with <200k fan todayI'm in an A+ club and I'll get the same carats as you
>>556231029Mambro...
I feel like my characters are always getting pace down when theres a front in the room
>>556231029Mambo...
im trying to get the oguri cap expert title
>>556231029Based.
>>556231054>>556231058success breeds jealously indeed
>>556230728MANT will make mutating better. You'll get hints based on the style you're using and the distance you're racing.
>>556230432I used up all my luck getting New Year Sexy Boy in 40 pulls, I don't want to defy Shiraoki-sama's clear intentions who intended this as a mercy after pitying for XOguri.
holy fuark
>>556230424xog dirt?Tam, luna and bancho deserve 3rd alts.
ya'll ever seen this shit?
>>556231179Hints are useless if I can't hit the pink inspirations
thousuper cock stare
>>556231286sexo inDICKtus notfootfetish alt
>>556231194I wish Teio wasn’t complete umashit so I’d have a reason to train her
half of the career run left to do and then I can go see what sloppa there is in the shops discount isle
>>556230969MANT will take longer
i miss when /uma/ had recognizable posters, like the tachyon poster that was a rapist nazi, or the fat teio ritual poster, also the ntr poster, or the mejiro maker guy (we are left with the ryanfag of all things the ugliest fucking bitch in the franchise) they all are gone now, hell even the opera bird poster is gone too, i don't even know who you guys are and I can't parasocialize with you for some reason, it's like you're missing something, /uma/ has changed too much we're heading to EoS
>>556231627get a job retard
>>556231627why do you want avatarfagswhat is wrong with you
Didn't get a SINGLE rainbow speed from Classic March until the end of this runWHAT THE FUCK.And my sprint sparks aren't proccing either. 9 runs and I haven't gotten a single Sprint S.
>>556231627Ryan is pretty.
>>556231671>ree everyone thinks like me narcissist
>>556231147Mambro, I am your mambro too.
>>556231627kek based retard
>>556231198This 7 urges you to do another 10 pull for Falco
1.2m fans down its time for slop
>>556231667>>just slave away goyno i will not dumb fucking kike
Next thread will be better
>>556231934based
My lucky pace Bakushin just lost to this mutated Tama
>>556232052>>556232052>>556232052move
>>556232057janny’s gonna freak
>>556232057You're not my boss
>>556231680I'm more worried about your wit, bwo.
>>556232086sexo
>>556231680uh are you training for cm? theres a lot wrong here... that deck is wew
>>556231913decipher these moonrunes
>>556231680>wtf is my trainer doing
>>556231286I just realized how much I hate tacticool trannies.
>>556232371There's no point in tryingGet out of my way
>>556232738
