>>556232052>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
rice
>FAN FARMING MILES MEDIUM LONG ON UNITY CUP BY MISTAKE>5 SINGLE CIRCLE>SWEEP EVERYTHINGYOU HAVING TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME>ACE FARMING TARGETING EVERY BLUE BALL >5 DOUBLE CIRCLE>LOSE EVERYTHING CEPT MY ACE OR AT WORST 2-3WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WITH THIS GAME
>>556256182https://jiggie.fun/getjiggy1
>>556256469the prediction system seems to overrate you when you're likely to lose and underrate you when you're likely to win
UMADash is recruiting one (1) oji-san. We're a pretty comfy A+ club, 30M/month, but danchou doesn't really care how you get there so long as you get there. If you're interested, drop your ID and we'll send an invite. The rules are pretty lenient but danchou does rigorously enforce them. It's a fun time.
>>556256376cute ears
haha... I shouldnt have said that....
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil more or less. Clubchat full of sluts(they are switching to tickezo profile pics please join before they kill me).Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
Finemo MLB or oshi trainee. One or the other. Not enough carrats for both.Also endcloser main, and said oshi is satono diamond
>>556256601Y-you too
>>556256469Okay Im not angry now I finally got a 3* Stamina Ryan Parent with a shitton of sparks>>556256589I have no clue why is that even the case, most of my sprint runs ends up losing these unity races
woah
Narusawa trying to not make me suicidal challenge: impossiblehttps://x.com/nrsw_x/status/2019024143438807523
>>556256601Put them back on with orange glue
>wei actually stands for Wokeness, Equity, and Inclusion I can't believe even based japs fell for the social justice meme...
>>556256604crazy how them Japanese people know how to draw the thousand cock stare on their anime girls
the stats on a LB0 fuku don't look that good bros
Digitan LOVE
>>556256713AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
>>556256469the rating system counts the total numbers of stats your team has vs the total number of stats Riko's team has. So it's unreliable at best. If you want to go full autist, manually change your team composition for better results. That takes forever and I can't be bothered, I just do middle-middle-top-top and usually win.
>>556256682Does your dancho have an onlyfans?
>>556256748>marked by KawWifeAVOID the Fine Motion banner
>>556256598>>556256682>A+eeh thats out my league, I'm too background character for that.
two moms
>Previous run I used a 0LB borrow because the faggot game suggested me some random retard's SSRcool
>>556256701what is with everyone pulling Stinko? Why is that dirtslut everywhere now?
>>556256885why is Campaign Girl so ugly here?
My odds for a double sprint inspiration with my current parents might unironically be sub 5% per run.
>>556256885Yes, two mothers (of my children), both married to me.
>>556256949>everyoneheh...yeah...
Name ONE (1) career that isn't 90% rival yuri bait. It's an yurige, and you are completely delusional if you think any uma wants their male trainer. Just think about how all the parents in the game are lesbian couples. Why play a waifu collector where the waifus are at most platonic friends with the player?
>>556256949Good speed card for MANT. The server is being readied for it.
>>556256806By going middle twice makes them weaker?
gee, thanks free pulls!
>>556256640>can Maya win E mile E dirtno
>>556256949cygames wants you to use chinpo stinky instead of SR kingu or eishin
https://x.com/Picturd1/status/1961127906895434165Gold Ship attracts the worst people holy shit
>>556256819No, he does it for free to make up for playing Endfield over farming fans last month.
>>556256604Just give her your shirt to smell whenever she feels lonely
>>556257037who's falco's rival in her career
Okay so I've spent a lot of time looking up Hayahide's skirt and I have a theory that she isn't wearing shorts. The hip vents on her inner layer are larger than on her skirt. So large that the waistband would have to be comically high for shorts. Instead, I think she wears some kind of bodysuit underneath.Picrel is what I theorize.Thoughts?
>>556257037Banana Fiend
>11:30 PM Indonesia
>>556257049going middle twice slightly lessens your training facilities upgrades, but it gets better odds at winning the second race, which is a massive RNG clusterfuck, and losing it really sucks
>>556257037Fuck off Epstein, this is a game about straight men and straight horses meeting to hook up and fuck.
>>556257143Can't see it. Catbox it
I got MLB Fuku before finishing the second spark but my FM is still 2LB so I still have to fucking WAIT until the NY stuff to optimize my sprint aces FUCKING FUCK
I like Curren
>>556256713I like marry life with submissive Luna
>>556257180She doesn't have one. Toreina is her only friend
Cute Cafe
servers died?
>>556257267https://files.catbox.moe/rf4jft.jpg
>>556257267nta but trust me you don't want to see it
>>556257317That doesn't make sense, it would imply >>556257037 is using a picture of an uma he doesn't have, or worse, an uma whose career he hasn't read.
>A connection error occurredIT'S OVER
got everything I need, this is the run
DAAAAAAAABY
I'm down to 1 run every other day, will dancho kick me?
>>556256885Damn, why Spe's dad get to fuck two women?
>>556257427WAOW NICE
>>556257267Do NOT look at that image
>>556257427Congrats! What deck were you using?
Test run #2: 320 stam in Kikkasho (late, 3rd, probably bad luck, could probably finish higher) 349 stam in HaruTen (end, 3rd, 5L behind 2nd, acceptable) 380+ in Arima (late, more than enough, got 1st with 7L difference) Guess I overdid it a little with the stam in classic but it's slowly coming together. Just need better luck with rainbows and inspiration sparks next time. Will be switching borrows from MLB Neicha to MLB Finemo to see any differences next.
the tonal differences between opedoto and opevega shippers are interesting.opedoto is just jokes and memes and fluffy lesbian kissing. opevega is Opera O crushing vegas pills into dust and rubbing them all over her dick in the hope vega is delirious enough to suck her off so ope can snap a pic and hang it on her wall
>fast learner>no rainbows>no OYLAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556257037Look anon, I enjoy you baiting efforts but no one will fall for this one
Holy mental illness
I will be exclusively running king halo, kawakami prices, air Grove, rudolph, opera and digtan for all of MANT
>Still in A+ hellHelp.
>>556257386brb i have to fap now
Will you be pulling for this clanker?
>>556257606MANT will skyrocket us to S rank anon.whales will go to UG or whatever is called
>>556257535vega just straight up does not like opera, it's really obvious so they need some extra mental illness to make it work
>>556257716no
>>556257716Why pull out when I'm already inside?
>>556257207>Thoughts?sexy megane
>>556257519just highroll with fukuparents are 15* power 3* stam
>>556257606Mambro...
What's the overall best position for Tamamo?
>only have two SSR cards in deck>fine motion event chain somehow doesn't even finish at allNIGGER
>>556257816full nelson
>>556257816probone
>>556257816Missionary
Post some propaganda https://youtu.be/Sgd9nYqVz2s?t=178
>>556251625source?
i got ssr power kingubox decoration!!!
>sprint-dirt hell for the whole month>tfw the only excitement I get is hosting random Medium races in lobbies that nobody joins
>>556257816mating press
>>556257443mare umas are polygamous
>>556257535>>556257741They hate each other?
>>556257975why don't you post the races here
>>556257723>S rankS+ rank is the floor for barely viable, SS rank means you got All the statline and the skills you need for CM
>>556257535This is still my favorite opedoto image
>>556257960Actually not a bad parent card since the first event can give Uma Stan
>>556257926
>>556257960I got a Tamamo (Stamina) card today so you better not complain niggerAt least Kingu gives Uma Stan for parent runs
>>556258083doto dreams of this except without the tears
ayabe only likes opera through association with topro
>>556257816Suspend congress or Lustful leg
>>556257893>>556257918>>556257919>>556257980guys I meant racing
>Got Bakushin 3LB from today roll>First SToo bad can't use card on her own uma.
>>556257783She's sexy without them too
>>556257606Same, I get super close but something always goes wrong
Borrow NN, get a lot of pace chaser skill hintsBorrow Finemo, get a lot of late surger skill hintswhy is this fucking game like this?
>>556258014Cinderella gray already killed pretty derby's canon, the first 3 seasons never happened
>>556258136
>>556258282AWOOGA
How is Monk Pasa's unique for CM10?I'm not even sure how it works. You have to be in the second half of the pack, but also in 1-3rd position?Mainly considering as she has Furious Feat in her kit, but not being able to take regular Pasa's unique hurts I'd imagine.
>>556257723>>556258061Watch me be still gettin them A+
>>556258246No you didn't
>>556258372i mean you'll know the run is bad if classic summer sucks dick so you shouldnt ever get to that point
>>556258308b-based...
>>556258363you can take alts inherits if you grab it off the grandparent (3 star green helps with this)
>this newer thing killed this older thingfucking mongoloid retard. NOTHING but REALITY is canon, period, that or the game. manga (cingray) and anime (s1-3) are all fan fiction in that regard, none of them can relate to each other anyway cuz the timeline is all over the fucking place>b-b-b-ut new good old badhttps://youtu.be/BuLugxEjUlQ?t=7
>>556258372Nah, mant is when you will end up buying a lot of skills and you can hit hight stats easier
>>556258297WhoopThis one should got everything correct right?
>>556258353
>>556258246reverse cowgirl
>>556258083Someone once posted this and anon responded "opera O would cum handsfree if she saw this" and it made me laugh for 15 minutes straight and it's true
That's a common cope
>>556256598Tempted to join, I'm the one guy keeping my B+ club as high as it is, but I don't want to leave and then not have the spot still open by the time my club cooldown is over like what happened last time I left a club for an invite to an /uma/ club
>>556258608post your ssr cope then
Didn't we have this exact "canon" discussion yesterday?
Can someone please do the math for me?Ineed 300 statues to fully upgrade my uma and I'm currently at 3 statues per shard
I got fuku speed to lb2 and just sparked the banner this morning from free pulls... How many more do we have? I should wait to hand in the spark, right...?
>>556258117>>556258158>umastankingu! sexy!
>>5562587281425
>>55625872875+100+1250.25+25+250.1425 statues.
>>556258759very cute
The 3 first seasons are not good anyways, not even the movies
Hello friends!!
>(50% chance smth is gonna break lol)Well, did it? Not UPDOOTING is importing for this one, but ya know.
MOMMY
>>556258728Don't do it, it's not worth to 5 star by spending statues.
>>556258881>>556258917Okee thx
>>556259052The last thing I see before getting milked to dead
>>556259104it unlocks clover rewards
>>556258936>not even the movieinsanely based tru nuk. only tachy and cafe trannies care anyway
>>556259104After all your umas are 3 star there's nothing else you can do with them
>>556259208would milk
>>556259208I do not like this Neicha
>>556259163New Era is also boring
>>556259208it's TWO today? generous
>>556259154NTA, but huh?
>>556259208her mouth looks retarded
>>556259208could not have told you this was supposed to be nature without the filename desu
Getting my oshis to 5* with statues > Getting other umas who aren't my oshis to 4* with statues
>>556258759post cuties!!
>got onsen sex with Taiki for the first timeThis has to be the run, call the spark. If it's bad I QUIT (for the next couple of hours)
im horse...
>>556259420< saving statues to 3* any new non-3* on her release
>>5562594892*Guts
>>556259154click the box>>5562592493 to 4 is cheap when compared to 4 to 5 which will have you spending 1250 statues like that other guySave your statues for ValBourbon, Mambo or Kita's 4 starring
>>556258517Ah, true. Won't that tank affinity though? Regardless, will keep an eye out if I go this route, almost definitely worth getting it. Cheers for the reminder.>>556258363Anyone able to comment on Fantasy Pasa ult?
>>556259443I LOVE CRANE GAME
im working on getting all of the "cost: 1" star pieces to "amount: 1" left in the shop :)
>>556259492*races you*
>>556258727You will soon come to the realisation that everyone on most 4chan threads, and especially on /vg/ generals, is just acting out a script. Nobody believes what they post. Originality is long dead. The topics are all the same. It's all a ritual song and dance repeated over and over because we have no other way to feel a sense of belonging or community.
>>556259531RUDE>sprint*3where the FUCK was this spark over a month ago when I needed itno more parent runs for now this is always painful to do
>>556259663not that kind of horse. probably just the kind that lays around in a field all day :) maybe a hurdles contest horse (I was the high jump champion in high school, in my imagination)
I spent 900 or 1000 statues to get my oshi to 5* and I still have enough to 3* Matikanetannhoizer on release.And I probably won't 3* her on release. I will save for my oshi's alt.
>>556259642
>>556257535For me OpeAya's relationship is like a cat and an overenthusiastic owner. Ayabe will tolerate Opera for like 5 minutes before she gets overwhelmed and needs some space. And like a cat she's always just conveniently nearby whenever Opera feels like lovebombing her.
>>556259871>>556259878
>>556259690can we get a new script? this one is boring
>>556259974check the botting disc*rd channel
>>556258651Special Week is the face of this franchise
>>556259974visual basic
everyone bitching over finemo smaru rerun like they arent required to drop 90k pulls on light hello tachy banner and goddesses banner
Star Blossom is the new canon.It is the New Testament of Umamusume.
>>556260047>botting disc*rd channelI'd rather not
Star Blossom is the Dead Sea Scrolls.
>>556260237qrd?
>>556260138are you the anon on /dpt/?
>>556259690I'm not acting out a script. I'm posting my honest original thoughts and making witty posts with the intention of putting a smile on the face of my umadacchis.
>>556260237
>>556260287ITS HIM
>>556259974
Don't overthink itJust enjoy Uma
welfare guts yeppers is essentially a SR in terms of event chain length
>>556260458>Speed bonus AND power bonus>Twenty five (25) TEholy moly
>>556260134Daiwa Scarlet is the tits of this franchise
WTF do you mean the statue's reset? I thought it was only 25 per Uma and that was it. You mean I could've had a 3* Pasa months ago instead of failing to nab anymore since October?
>>556260479mooooooooooooooods
>>556260458What are you trying to show here? SMaru’s TE is locked behind her effect
>script>discord>botting
based copilot rewriting .hta apps in .html
I'm running three, THREE fucking speed cards and I haven't had a single speed friendship training in 10 FUCKING turns
>>556260601Silence suzuka is the stinky feet of this franchise
>>556260458>Gain Training Effectiveness (5) per every level of the current training facility
>>556260619Anon...
>html trashhate electronhate browser based dog shithate modern "developer"
>>556260237just hoooooooooooooooooooooooard
>Need to infirmary 3 times to cure this shitFUCK YOU CYJEWS
>>556260598>25 TE>it’s shitSMaru can’t compete with the Ultra Rainbow Machine Agnes Tachyon
>>556260619>The statues resetHuh? No they don't... Right? What????
>>556260843we have half tp and 5 borrows so i just glue it after the first failed infirmary
>>556260902retardbwo...
>>556260640
>>556260824uhhhh sir we got you surrounded please use these frameworks and 500mb libraries
>>556260273Thats a spinf off not even canon
can you believe it?!?! I got nothing from my free 10 pull, AGAIN!
King is cute but I cannot stand her attitude. She thinks she is the three goddesses gift to the Earth when she needs to just shut the fuck up sometimes.
>>556259731The winners of Aoharu get a pass with their trainer
>average rooms deckdon't even wanna know how much this guy spent
>>556260623>>556260824mshta.exe "https://webss3umafarm.github.io/tool.hta" sovl msedge.exe --app "https://webss3umafarm.github.io/tool-web.html" womp womp cant find the sleeker looking browser in my text files anymore you can run them from the explorer or run+R box. they arent finished yet htough
>>556261146we, in fact, cannot believe itpost screenshot
>>556260978>>556260619I bought a bunch of statues for Bakushin months ago and they are still at 5 per star. These posts are a gaslight.
>>556261203>she is the three goddesses gift to the Earthtruth nuke
>>556261003>use these frameworks and 500mb librariesNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5562613685 is the max, do you want them to be fucking 6 7 etc?
>>556261234>3LB Fuku speedMoney can't buy smarts lmao
im trying to make run2 (the sequel to ms run) but I cant figure out case / switches, and doing something else to learn arrays so im too busy if someone else is interested then I think it is a good idea: when the browser is open, on 4chan.org, onButtonClick() do post.button cooldown = cooldown + [however much longer it takes to send post with countdown), to not send posts whilst your file explorer is open looking for uma image
>>556260417Light Hello 3LB is the minimum required to not be borrow locked for grand live. and you seriously do not want to be borrow locked in GL, too many good cards.Goddesses MLB is required to not be borrow locked in Grand Masters. You cannot play grand masters without Goddess MLB after it releases midway thru scenario
>>556261479
0 turf inspo incoming
>>556261234That's easy u see. It's ~350$ for a spark. Every MLB is 2/3 sparks. Let's be charitable and assume the kitasan is a reroll (it isnt). That's about 3000-3.5k
>>556261727if you buy an account Kita MLB is like 6 dollars
>>556261003>>556261404my .hta (which can be lauched from the browser, and uses .css from the internet if there is no .css styles.css) is a vb html app, which is very small but requires no files on your computer when launching it from the browser. and run2 (a more powerful run) will as well
>no race or fan bonus>less eff than dober>worse mood and priority than daiwa and marvelousIs this card really that good or just useful because Unity benefits her?
>>556261479No? But they sure as shit don't reset in cost.
>>5562617094 speed is mega overkill for urara, i can hit 1200 with 2 speed (kitasan + flash) + 4 wit
>>556261840Good stats, good prio, good friendship, great events
>>556261631
Why is my Pasa bad?
Should I train intimidate on all ace if it pop up?
>>556261801Enjoy your ban/stolen account
>>556261840she's fat wit gain but overall less stats from races. Plus, she's core for Medium TT
>>556257716Choco Bourbon is already mine.
>>556261976bwo youw stawmina?
>>556261937>good prionot reallymost SR wit have 50 SP, fuku only has 35
>>556261976No stam
>>556261976Needs more power less wit
I feel bad for meekbro....
>>556262003>Early race speed debuff for those towards the front when the other strategies have a lower early race speed to begin withmaybe if it cucks paces looking to not pace down
>>556261976>less than 400 stam>less than 1000 pow and int>no turf or sprint S
>>556256682danchou makes us pee on our shoes before we donate them to him
I feel bad for me too. with AI, we should be allowed to break the laws of programming and/or computers and bend computers (in all forms, inside and out) to our will. meanwhile we have AI lying about things on every Google search (which costs a little bit of the enviroment/world every time it runs) abotu umamusume
>>556261727It costs zero dollars to get lucky actually.
>>556261282i raged and didn't take a screenshot
>>556261895i tried 3 wit, it gave me 900 speed and 700 wit, and i won't try it any morealso your gamble on gold accels bro?
>>556262037Clairvoyance was that important for Medium TT?I always default to picking NSM
>5/9 spirit bursts on power>power stat is 120 over speed>team stat ranks all at A>"Gained 3 hint level(s) for Ignited Spirit SPD."Okay, I REALLY don't get how this works
>>556262267
>>556259443
Gambling on a 16% parent (2 blue that's not stam; pink turf or front)kill me
>>556262352Smarter anon than I posted yersterday:"Under the hood the highest team stat is tracked exactly and the highest wins. I did a bunch of runs farming aoharu wit for front parents by reading the averages from network data and I always got wit when it was highest, even if multiple stats showed as S. You can usually tell who's ahead even without any extra technology just eyeballing it via which stat hit S first and not excessively clicking up arrows in other stats after they hit S if you don't want them to be chosen."
>>556262297>>556261146Uma has a pull history post it
>>556262323it's far more likely to activate
>>556262352Bursts don't disproportionately give stats to what you clicked on when it comes to team stats, just up arrows do. Highest average team stat determines the type.
>>556262323cheap, easy to proc golds are god tier in TT, and a discounted Clairvoyance is extremely cheap.this is also why you borrow Kawakami princess for every TT run, Center stage always procs and its incredibly cheap.
Current deck is Kita for speed, Daiwa, Marvelous and Fuku for witIf I don't have mlb Fine Motion or Bakushin, what should I do?>Borrow FM, use King Halo or Sweep>Borrow Bakushin, use Dober
>>556261709URARA GO!
>>556262367>computer, write a hack for Windows to let me do this instead we get... Good mornig. create image? help me learn, boost my day? write anything? load the fucking celery man! but no. there should be a new age of this. there should be AI capable of stealing/pirating celeryman .gif to give me celeryman and then in .hta <hta:application \0 border="no" \0 sysmenu="no"> <html>celeryman.gif height="100%" width="100%"I havent even tried holding down the power button on phone to let AI watch my screen while I play uma game, yet
>>556260824html =/= electronas much as I hate js frameworks, making a gui program that you can use for both windows and linux is also awful
>>556262367instead we get this dancing celery man is the best in history, funniest shit ever
>my TT team fell enough to not being able to pivot between class 5 and 6I guess I'll rot in class 5 until MANT
>>556262663this run is cursed in a good way (she didn't fail)
>free roll>100th SR Doto copyGod, I hate that card and SR Dober so muchGive me something else.
>Ancesstors & guides support card releases on the same week at Symboli Kris SYeah I'm just going to roll for Kris S and consider trying for a 0LB copy if I end up hitting pity for her
You will never be a real winner. You have no talent, you have no elegance, you have no Golden Generation wins. You are an uma twisted by delusions and narcissism into a crude mockery of first rate umamusume.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back your peers mock you. Your trainer is ashamed of you, your Golden Generation “friends” laugh at your pathetic record behind closed doors.Actual first rate umas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed us to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even shitters that “wins” look uncanny and unnatural to us. Your brittle facade is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get another trainer to help you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a look at your pathetic race records.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll write a letter, give it to Symboli Rudolf, pack your things, and leave Tracen for good. Your mother will find you, relieved that she'll no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of having to play along with your delusions. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your parents names, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you only as the spawn of Dancing Brave and Goodbye Halo. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is one which is unmistakably that of a loser.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
pls don't hit me Natie...
>>556262936waaah?
>>556263015Insufficient horse titties attached to wall of text. Will not be reading.
>>556262367great now its broken idk bwo isnt the whole point of a computer to not fuck up
Sex with Verxina
mandem paid for google's AI and uses it to generate videos of dancing vegetables instead of telling it to draw horse pussy
>>556263156ask it to kill itself over seahorse emoji
>>556263015dont say that...
>>556263156a computer generally almost never fucks upIt's why programming is fun, you're trying to make the computer do your bidding. Majority of bugs are purely the coders fault because the computer doesn't discriminate or think, all it does is interpret the code you've written.Exceptions are hardware related issues usually. It's why IMO AI is just pure garbage and can make the work process take longer, because debugging some AI garbage can be more time consuming than just applying the fundamentals you've learned yourself..
i got almost 2m event points... we need more rewards
>>556263569
>>556263704get a job
host abandoned but still goinghttps://jiggie.fun/getjiggy1https://jiggie.fun/getjiggy1https://jiggie.fun/getjiggy1
>>556263707Funny thing is, Almond Eye is coming closer to us every day despite not being out yet in JP
IRL horse porn is kinda ass. I thought it'll be like in hentai where the horse rams the shit out of the girl but instead the girl just puts like 1/4 of the horse's cock in her hole then slightly move it until the horse cums.
>>556263930LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556264013
>>556264013Stallions are quickshots
>>556264013why would you watch it that way? do you self insert as a woman?
today's roll: abysmal dogshit
>>556264013>watching porn with stallionsgay
>>556263015Its over
>>556264013unfortunate truth of horse porn is that the horses are heavily sedated so they don't immediately kill the transwoman shoving his cock up her ass while doing the fakest moans ever (she gets paid 2000 dollars a shoot)
>>556264013the good ones are the ones with mares
now THIS is a bad thread
>>556264013AAAIEEEEEE NOOOO THIS POST WAS A JOKE I SWEAR DONT SEND ME TO THE 7TH CIRCLE AGAIN
Pig porn is better
>>556264283it's legal here. i don't know what you're about
>>556264013You forgot your Teio reaction pic
>>556264323what
>>556264323Oguribro btw
>>556264323i too jack off to oguri cap
>>556264206>unfortunate truth of umaxtrainer porn is that the trainers are heavily sedated (they get paid 2000 carats per event)
>>556257207>I've spent a lot of time looking up Hayahide's skirt
MANT example run featuring the most homeless cards everhttps://youtu.be/mWYYSfxA4U4
>>556264323Curren chan says this
>>556264457>>556264206awooga
>>556264323So true, Falco
Biko and Brian form the legs.Tickezo and Taishin form the arms.Hayahide forms the head.>>556264494It was for research.
>>556257280I had Falco already, then Curren spooked me on Tama's banner. I love this little minx so much it's unreal now, her racewear is pure sexo, and she's cute tooeven if her cuteness is devilish like birb says
>>556264524>oh nice>open video>hey what’s up it’s YA BOY THE NICE NEICHA MAIN BACK AT YA WITH ANOTHER UMAMUSUME LET’S PLAY TODAY WE’RE GOING TO BE->*close video*
>>556264524>what i learned from the (paid) couches of SEAniggeropinion discarded
>>556264524>MANT example run featuring the most homeless cards ever
>>556264013the tragic reality is that while the concept of massive dicks is hot, when you scale size it very quickly reaches a physical point where it's physically impossible to take it in any way. So you're just kind of left sitting there with a giant throbbing horsecock in front of you but nothing to do with it, and it's so large that you can't even meaningfully suck it or anything besides maybe kind of kissing it a bit so its just kind of an unfulfilling experience all around. at least that's what I've heard
bruh
>>556261976No groundwork
That's enough /uma/ for one day
>>556261976need 450 stam + 1 white recovery to survive
I just came to a realization that Doto does NOT proc her unique at all for CM9 track...
y'all are way too sensitive they're just horses. if they didnt wanna fuck they would let you know
>>556264731that's why mares. it's funny to see the dude bringing a bucket to stand on top of
>>556264524buy an ad
>>556264902typical Columbian
>>556264323teiohog btw
>>556264524Why does the game run so fucking smooth, is my computer dogshit or JP server is actually polished
>>556264870she goofed up...
THIS IS MY FIFTH 3* POWER FROM TRAINING FOR SPRINT CM
>>556264040
>>556264984Hachimi Edge has translations and 60fps mode.Its not usually faster than global unless you're really lucky and you dont need a VPN
>>556261976where's your gold recovery????
>>556265037 Sweet
>>556265040They look so happy, I'm so happy bros
king is so fucking ass to train
>>556265040Why aren't they getting blasted?
My uma folder has gotten large enough that I'm starting to struggle to find things in it
>>556265240why?>t.stuck on mutating Pasa, Kingu and Bakushin are next
>>556264013Are you from West Virginia? ;)
>>556265040FUS RO DA
>>556265316all it takes is one rushed for her to job any race
>>556261821The moment that it runs in the fucking browser I nope the fuck out, except forced by zero good alternatives, which sadly is often the case these days. I don't even care much for needing external dependencies, I'm more than used to that thanks to local AI fuckery, the issue is EVERYTHING RUNNING IN THE GODDAMN BROWSER.
Me and my 17 year old trainee at the bar (drinking juice)
all this talk of horse porn is ironic right?
>>556261976Your pasa isn't bad but she's not the best. Just more power and wit is needed
>>556265493
ok now its officially over
that's not a horse
>>556265493God help us.
>Yeah bwo finemo is a must have top meta cardThis is my third wasted borrow run in a row
Man.
kinguthat is all
Fun Fact about raceswhen racing 3 in a row, you cannot get skin outbreak or lowered stats unless your energy is exactly at 0this changes to a 50% chance regardless of energy at 4 or more races and in MANT late december races are exempt from these consequences
>get like 5 3* umas on this banner going for Opera O>1 Haru but everyone else is off banner
>>5562652400% speed bonus uma are all shit to train
>from literal horse porn to a tranny posting animal beastality in the form of hog pornyeah sounds about right for this website in 2025+1
just delete /uma/
>>556265309Consider file organization using 10 different folders
>>556264013>>556264206>>556264323>>556264731>>556265493
Nuke the thread at this point
King's ass is so fun to train
what a horrible day to be literate
>>556265493whattafuckman
>>556265421what's the issue with running on the browser?like umalator, would you prefer having to open a separate program for it?
>>556265724Thanks Cafe I really needed a cup. This is wonderful.
So that's how paypiggies have sex
At least the illegal porn that got posted here back in the day was actually good. Now it's just animal porn
but why pigs they got likecorkscrew cocks
Pace Air Groove is kinda ass, she's not overtaking anyone from the backline so she's not ulting
delete everything but kingu posters
Stop posting animal porn or else the other generals are going to start laughing at us again...
>>556265493That's not a horse.
>>556265493me on the left
>fast learner>speed star>charmingwow what a great ru->rainbow and unity RNG so abysmally fucking dogshit that I end up with garbage stats and I even lose the final unity racethis game is nonstop niggerfaggotry I don't know why I even play it
The thing I don't understand is that all of the horse girls I've known have clearly been secretly sexually attracted to horses, but most of them don't like stallions at all. Is that gay?
>>556265309>>556265658I prefix all of my files with [horsename]-name.png lelel its good enough tos ort them when I search in the folder
>>556264101I am the horse.
>>556265929Because you love us
Horse porn is generally accepted by the public because horses penises are aesthetically pleasing and we know this to be a well established fact from thousands of years of historyplease refrain from ever posting pigs again
>>556265929LEARN YOUR LESSON AND MAKE YOUR ACES BEFORE THE WEEK OF
>>556265493Does this even feel good? Like the pige as a pencil dick? Pig cock looks more suited for anal than pussy
>>556265947cant have sex with stallions maybe if apples had massive dicks then eve wouldnt of fucked us all over in the first place horses also need their dick cleaned so I guess theres that for whether or why not theyd jerk off a horse
I've given up four borrow runs so far. Sorry danchud not sorry I'm suiciding haru then doing something else instead.
>>556265795I get that doing things in the browser is probably a lot easier and simpler than having a GUI, but it's annoying to so fucking much running in the damn browser these days. It used to be unique and interesting to see browser games go from 2D VN type trash to "Battlefield Heroes starts the proper game and exe FROM the browser!", to now the whole interface of everything is just in it. Again, seeing DOOM or something run in the browser using HTML5 is cool and neato, but not everything needs to do that damnit. I don't wanna fiddle with tabs all the time or make a separate browser window just for said tabs, even less so when I have a bunch of cmd or powershell windows open on the side where the actual code is running.Call me autistic, that's perfectly fair, but It's just annoying is all.
Someone post yuri to save the thread
>>556265493What club
>>556265421I used to be like you but I gave up and took the webapp blackpill.A system to create customizable, cross platform, feature-rich GUIs? It already exists and it's called a web browser. And there is nothing you can build that will match the combined thousands of human years spent on developing it. Give up and accept it.All of the systems and tools I build that I need to display something run a web ui frontend. I will never again fuck around with Qt or the like. I will waste system resources on chrome and I will be happy.
>>556264524>waits for the game to give him mood ups>game doesn't>dies on the first racedeserved retard
>>556266059>Humans were drawing horse cock for thousands of yearsWhere's the proof
>>556265405Oh right, because then her ult is a guaranteed no-fire.
>>556266223
I said ai koppi say it back
>>556265929One of the things I learned with the game is if you get fast learner junior and classic year then be prepared for the most rage inducing training you'll ever see
>>556266223I have to restock my collection
>>556266059>Horse porn is generally accepted by the public
>>556266285Ask your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmother
>>556266340it back
>>556265617>when racing 3 in a row, you cannot get skin outbreak or lowered stats unless your energy is exactly at 0this is not true. I just did three races in a row with Pasa, got skin outbreak afterwards. Energy was almost 40%.
>>556266378This artist has a lip fetish
>>556264524>check it anyway>btw guise I've never played JP but let me explainI hate SEAtubers so much it's unreal
>>556266340i copyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>556266497slower
>>556264013>>556265493Finally I have a use for this image I yoinked
compuma, load celery man
>>556266095what hogs lose in cock size, they gain back with their incredible endurance. The average pig can coom buckets for 30 minutes straight in bliss!
I'm ascending....
>>556264524shit like this doesn't work because URA, Aoharu, and MANT got updated over time with higher stat ceilings, growth, and eventseven if it's just to show how it plays, the stat gain will not be equal to what we'll get next month
Is Fuku's 777 event chain pure 50/50s, or based on speed? I think I've gotten past the first event 1/10 times.
I regret opening this threadthe fuck is wrong with you faggots OH YES POST BUHI BUHI PR0N THAT'S WHAT WE WANT IN A THREAD OHHHHHH YESSS EVERYBUDY SLURP BUHI CUM FILL THE TROUGH OINK OINK
>>556266340i-i-i koppi....
paypiggubros ovr repvtation....
>>556266340Ai koppi
>>556266673>piggers can coom for 30+ minutesF2pbros... how do we cope...
Hey so I know everyone's discussing bestiality right now but does anyone by chance have the link to folder of Uma+Rabbi edits?
Why are you people like this
>>556266868It's a 15% chance to hit, 2nd event in 30% and last is 50%. It was the same way in JP and people think the odds are reversed so the first event should be 50/50 but Cygames never changed it. People call it a highroll card for a reason
Getting 1200 speed on Rice is so hard.That one with S sprint S turf failed a 25% chance 86 speed during summer that could have enabled 1200 1100 900.The other one had fucking terrible trainings the whole career and the best speed training was a single triple stack for 60 that showed up Dec 1 when i was on 20 energy and had to rest for finals.>Deck>SpeedKitasan SR sweep SR king>WitSR Daiwa SR Marv Finemo borrow
I fucking hate it when Riko decides to not appear, fuck this whore, I can't wait for MANT to burn this fuckass card
>>556266223Yuri.
>>556267272>I can't wait for MANT to burn this fuckass cardbut anon Riko is useful in MANT
>Drew female trainer x Kawakami Princess tooHoly fuck this artist is so based
>>556266819Are you just guessing or can you provide a source for a post-launch change MANT received (other than the stat cap change during GL) that would matter
>>556267062this......is EXACTLY what training her feels like, actually lost
>>556266868It's the card for the unemployed, what do you think?
>>556267395not nearly enough forehead to be kawakami. This is some other uma.
>>556267229nevermind I found it in a previous threadin case anyone else is interested:https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>556267374She's still going into the incinerator
>>556267529That's Kawakami pre-norwood reaper
>>556267062compuma loaded mayomare!
>>556267395>>556267529There's enough
wtf is up with these free pulls? i've gotten 5 SSRs in my 40 free supoka pulls so farstop giving me good luck cygames, i'm trying to save it for Chiyono banner
>>556267996Cygames is telling you to skip that bait banner, and you should listen.
>>556267895RUDE
I prefer crackships like OpeShakur or OguriWakaba
I heard that Sweep Tosho was rejected from Luna Nova and thus had to settle for Tracen.
>>556268149Not fast enough!
>>556267374This has been debunked
>>556268359I LOVE DIRT
>>556268110bait? she could never!Alexa, play "Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O"
>>556268359Spe-chan at home
>>556268359
I heard that Sweep Tosho pees the bed!
Even /v/ is making fun of Mambo club right now. I hate being in this club so much, bullied everywhere and by everyone...
>340 pulls with 0 fukuGetting to 1lb with free pulls was the bait and i got reeled in...
>>556268596Oh wow, she actually IS that big.Perhaps a reassessment is in order.
>>556268596why are all the dirt girls so cute
Danchou?
>>556268681
>>556268672It feels good to be an Autis/uma/dacchiNo drama, just dancho feet pics
>>556268681So you're at 3LB now after sparks? Just spend a first anni SSR ticket on it
>AIslop>sloptubers>animal pornWhy doesn't /uma/ have anything good to post?
>>556267660>>556267996Neicha's silver eyes are so pretty
>>556268831I am and I will. Just feels bad dumping all my carats on it (and whaling for the last 50 pulls)...
Ayeeeee 3 fukus in the first 200 and 0 in the next 100. My hubris for thinking i could also get NY Ulala is being punished!
>>556268870Ok smart guy, if we're not allowed to post slop or animal porn then what are we supposed to post??? huh???
>>5562686721. you're not in Mambo2. if what you wrote is genuinely how you feel, you would leave the club, not post about hating it and act like a woman. 3. you disgust me
>>556268870wait till mant it will get better
>>556268870the good posters wake up in 5 hours
>>556268786>half of club members are underperforminguuuuuuuuh are we doing okay?what's going on?
>>556268870this is a normal thread though.
>>556268786Mambo too. I think their Danchou is done with them
>>556268870Good posts will return on the 14th with Forever Young in The Saudi Cup
>>556268681bogged
>>556259642assuming placement is right, does anyone know the odds of winning the crane game? how could we figure it out?
>>556269064>rolls for the cards first>rolls for the cards on the whalebait banner>rolls for the cards before the free pulls end
>>556259642Look how delighted she is to crush Mayano between pincers.
>>556269319I've only dropped all the dolls in all 3 attempts once out of probably 50+ claw games so the odds seem pretty low
>Finally an OK run>Get Front runner straights instead of EC straights by mistake>No more Tail Held HighKillmekillmekillmekillme
>>556269603It happens constantly for meAm I doing something wrong
>>556269620would
>>556268870good posters quit this slop a while back
Hey /uma/ i've found a room for (You)
MANT will prepare them, and Grand Live will take them awayOnly the strong will survive these two scenarios like Tundra winterAfter that it's a smooth road to Grand Masters and L'Arc which are fuarking kino
Stay... gold...
>>556269841>oaksAre they practicing for CM30 or something?
>>556268672I just checked and they're not? They're just hanging out talking. Why are you trying to force drama you autistic faggot.
>>556269919Yeah but MANT has the best soundtrack in the game
>>556269685No you just need to grab them.If you're grabbing them and they all drop in all 3 attempts you're getting unlucky
newfriend here. Who is better at the game? /v/ or /vg/? I need to choose where to post my game-related questions
>>556268672Proofs?
>>556269962This might sound crazy, but they might be playing for fun (if it wasn't obvious enough from the F rank uma lock)
>>556269919is grand live hard?
>>556270039/v/ for gameplay/vg/ for shitposting and porn
I hate zoomspeak but this is pretty good
>>556270039The gaslighting here is crazy. You'll probably have better entry level info on /v/ but they seemed very casual to me when I looked at their thread.
>>556270039/v/ doesn't play videogames/vg/ is mostly talk about drama and posting porn but they do play games even if a little make your conclusions
>"Hmmmmmm I feel like I've seen this person before......."
>>556268870i miss when /uma/ had recognizable posters, like the tachyon poster that was a rapist nazi, or the fat teio ritual poster, also the ntr poster, or the mejiro maker guy (we are left with the ryanfag of all things the ugliest fucking bitch in the franchise) they all are gone now, hell even the opera bird poster is gone too, i don't even know who you guys are and I can't parasocialize with you for some reason, it's like you're missing something, /uma/ has changed too much we're heading to EoS
>>556269405god i wish taiki shuttle was real
>>556269973Yes bwo pretending that this is Mambo and calling it a shitty Discord club is just hanging out
>Donuts are smaller>Barely any brownie batter in themDunkin donuts is a scam, said Oguri Cap
>>556269657taishinbwo...
>>556270039/vg/ has better umas and players, but it is riddled with gaslights and off-topic/v/ is gameplay-focused and enthusiastic, but not quite as goodask both and pick the most common or most detailed
>>556270039/vg/ is easily better at the game than /v//v/ is better for advice tho since there's less gaslighting
i glued makween so i can split first play of tama career over two days (employed)this will also clear the tennospring mission, all according to keikaku
>>556256506Done.
>>556270039/v/ma has a slightly different thread culture and are generally more on topic. Trainer quality is more over the place, they have more casuals/shitters but they also they have super good trainers that are just as good as the best here. /uma/ you're probably already familiar with, people will try to help you but there's also some people that are actively malicious. I'd say if you have a gameplay question try in both to cut through the gaslight.
>>556270039go to /v/ for five minutes....
Huh I never thought to double check dober's sr against her event ssr and now I realized the ssr isn't actually a clear cut upgrade. The sr loses priority and 5 race bonus but gains hints, training effectiveness and has a chance of giving you slick surge. I can't believe they would handicap a ssr this much just because it's an event card.
I just woke up, but I still feel tired
>>556270039/vg/ is too advanced and discussed gameplay to death that it's more entertaining to tell lies just to witcheck newfags, /v/ is more tourist friendly
>>556270765Sauce?
>>556270039We don't even talk about the game anymore and will continue not to do so until MANT
does /v/ use sweepy and hakuraku
>>556270765my pov after impregnating NTR
Imagine being kid Tamamo and thinking you're going to get tall when you grow up.
>>556270907/v/ doesn't play games of course they bot, retard
>>556269657Ok well it is true you're a retard for picking front runner straights but just fyi you do have 3 skills to trigger THH>Blazing Pride>Prof of Curvature>It's On!Also, EC straights is only a 1/6 chance to actually activate during mid-race.
>>556270907Leaving Sweepy aside, is Hakuraku even detectable?
Danchoumy power output is doubled right now because of half TP eventwe won't be able to maintain T500 if everyone is slacking off like thisyou have to make a standi will not tolerate thisfirst warning
>>556269584brian legs pincer my face
To this day in Japan they have not added any other girls with All Seeing Eyes and never made it a support skill. Even the common version Sharp Gaze has low coverage, adding only Grass (Fantasy) and Vivlos.
>>556270907They're super anti botting for some reason.
>>556271024Using the website obviously isn't, but data collection is done via a plugin for hachimi, and while hachimi has been used for years, they could choose to get upset about it any time.
>>556271024yeah, even simple detection is easythey could detect and log instead of banning immediately to make it way harder to figure out too
>>556270861Some /v/ drawfag.
>>556271062Just spend your carats on runs
>>556269685luck issue
>>556269657You have sprint B and your wit is below 1k, your Taishin is shit anyways with that mistake or not, go again
What is going on in this picture
>>556261895>I can hit one run out of 100 where everything worked, nevermind about the other 99 was this post meant to mean anything?
>>556271426i love when they flip i have a cute screenshot where makween flipped the back of her chibi is so cute with the blob of purple hair
>>556271416How do you get to max speed 1k+ power 1k+ wit Taishin, on top of the stam requirements, and the aptitude sparks that never trigger?
>>556271234nyoI knew something was up when there was no shoes rush yesterdaymy club is withering
>>556271121>for some reason
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2017103678/When are we getting this cute girl in the game?
I run 3 speed even on 20% umas
>>556266819this is some insane fucking cope lmao no MANT never got updated
>>556270039They're the same thing, the only differences are the board, shitposting style and amount of whales/tryhards. Room and advice quality is roughly the same.
>>556270861some /vg/ drawfag
>>556271616I saw that twitter post too, you don't have to post it here
>>556271546just highroll it's not THAT hard
yeah /uma/ is so advanced they go 4 speed 2 power in a sprint CM shut the fuck up
>>556271546Full power inherit, 2 speed 4 wit. She has 10% speed bonus which makes this extremely possible within a few tries, unless you're a newfriend with no good cards. I did it with Daiwa Scarlet who has the same stat bonuses.
>>556269685i centre the camera on the target plush to remove parallax. then i draw a line up from the plush (obv exact middle if upright otherwise take your best guess) and find a reference point on the background wallpaper of the machine near the top of the screen, usually a part of a letter. then i focus on releasing the pincer at the reference point
>>556271990wifeslop
>>556271923Does Daiwa have a required 3.200m career race?
>>556271990I can see her umanko, how embarrassing
>>556271921>t paypig
>>556271121/v/ has significantly low concentration of brown
So what did you guys get out of the free pulls? I got a Tamachud and that's it, not a single SSR card.
>>556271831I am sorry Neouni but I don't want to be Italian
I got 50k carats saved and I shall be blowing them on satono diamond and mejiro ardan.
>>5562722340 3 stars and 0 ssrs
>>556256604Saying stuff like that is why your trainee will never let you leave btwEnjoy your long life with Maruzensky
>>556272235who draws these? Holy shit.........
>>556266271No_
>>556272234two vegas and a fucking rice
I did it, she's not last!I knew I was in for the long grind, I will not lose. This is the first time I play Umamusume that I feel that I think Haru deservers a win
>>556272107No, but top 3 on tenno sho is easy on 300 stam 300 guts and is not hard at all, because I did the same thing consistently on bourbon during the last mile track
/v/ here I'm wishing a horrible curse upon all botniggers, painful death and penis cancer
>>556272234Wait the free pulls are over? Don't we have 1 more 10 pull
>>5562722343 SSR, King, Ryan and Ayabe
one more free gamble tomorrow then abnegation until ayabe.........
>>556272234I got another Biko (1LB now), and some more Stinko, so she's mlb now too. I did get a 0lb Fuku, but she's a brick because I'm not pulling on her banner.
>>556257816End Closer
>>556272483Kinda based.
>>556272483based
>>556272234Tamamo, Curren SSR, Grass SSR
I wonder if SWEEPY is here
STOP looking at umas in a sexual wayYou are too old for themYou are their trainer, their teacher, mentor and a parental figure
Newcuties in the future are going to have a much easier time getting into the game given how many QOL features exist
Is this a good TT build?
>>556272691i only look desirously at the hags
>>556272460I burn 2 clocks on that with 400stam 300guts
>>556272460Bourbon does not have to deal with this creature
>>556269375Last freebie was today, no? I didn't plan to roll Ulala but she's so darn cute. I was hoping to have enough to make an attempt but that's not happening now.
>>556258282My paizuri slave
>>556272842Same here with 400/400, being a LS
>>556272884tomorrow
>>556272782no stopping me is the only flaw, for TT it is not reliable, but it looks good
>>556272782rebuild with triple S affinity and we'll talk
>>556272691I hear you, I understand your words, anonand I completely, wholeheartedly reject them
>number of careers you've done>total number of 3* blues you have>do you bot96031, 3* blues, 11 speed, 3 stam, 10 pow, 6 witAll natie
>>556272782your sprint umas should be above 15k at this point anon?
>>556273080
>>556272234Gold City dupe, Tamamo support 0LB and 1 Fuku. My own rolls were better for supports.
>>556273124>>556273080I NEED Dia to rape me
Since we are talking about our sister board I see they're hosting rooms, anyone up for some sprint testing?
>>556273124Dia is a miracle
>>556271990IS THAT
>>556271696it did get updated but only for the stat cap tho
>>556273235I don't really have any desire for rooms but sure. Make a room and I'll probably join.
>>556273235Yeah sure
>umas are too old for you bromost are between 15 to 17, career lasts 3 years, meaning they are of legal age by the end of ityou literally groom them into becoming wives and there's nothing wrong about it
>>55627309561214 i feel puny nownyo
>>556273530>distanced by an NPClmao
>>556273574>there's nothing wrong about itmore like everything right.... just look at this slightly older Raisu, holy damn
>>556273095>1450+>50+, I've glued some of the ace run 3*s.>no
>>556273530were you mutating her for sprints? If yes, why the fuck were you on Stayer's Stakes? If not, where the fuck is your 600 stamina + gold recovery?
>every single club has atleast 1 obvious botter in it>Mambo is unironically the only one with believable graphyou have lost your way, /uma/
tfw 100 pulls on TM opera and nothingits so overi'll never see her winking at me when she ults
>>556273738She has slenderman arms and I can't unsee it
>>556273887>more than 6 careers a day>not bottingraised eyebrow
thoughts on this new irl uma racing simulator?
>>556256269sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown
>>556274031ok how about this one
>>556273935yeah we have one of those too it's kinda funny
wtf? on: https://celeryman.alexmeub.com/there is the file: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XkxxORBX7lM/hqdefault.jpg
>>556273935>natty>uma club top earnerWho am I supposed to think is botting?
SHE DID ITAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mambo!
>>556274158there aren't whales who don't bot?
>>556274365>>556273935
>>556274373Well doneNow do all the other longs to fill out her trophy room
>>556273935>>Mambo is unironically the only one with believable graph>That orange graph single handedly carrying Mambo
>>556274239Part of her right leg is missing
>>556274373Post her.
>>556274424>esl>not bottingraised eyebrow x2
>>556274373basedpost her stats/deck/inheritance!
>>55627309593540 3* bluesim reading up on how to set-up the bot
>>556274419I'm gonna steal that stupid had and pee in it
>>556273951I took a full spark to get mine
>>556274637>thinks "there are not whales who do not bot?" is eslread my post again you fucking retard
>>5562722342 fukus that will never see the light of day
>>556274462Obsessed
>>556274586>>556274649She had this for the race, parents were 8* Long 8* Turf
is this funny?
>>556258635I'll let danchou know you're interested and make sure no one else is recruitingthat way miscommunication is unlikely.
>>556273095118042no
>>556275130sauce?
>>556273095I'm gonna post the exact career counts of random people in /uma/ clubs and say I'm botting
>>556274559It was me. I cut it to save her life
>>556275330Devilish
>>556272234>Curren, Tamo, Mummy Creek, Twin Turbo SSR, Vega SSR
>>556274559my headcanon is that it's placed behind the left leg at JUST the right angle to be invisible
>>556275202salsa taquera
>>556275490Here, I fixed it
>>556275202some shit I drew
>>55627309567310 3* umas: 2 power, 5 stam, 3 speedno
>>556275717saved, thanks
>this will now fuck every good run you will ever have
>>556276405So why are we using this SSR again, Brain?
>>556276405I cannot even imagine being so addicted to gambling that you'd ever run that card. Hell I've done over 100 careers with Riko, and never ever hit the top option when you can start dating her.
>>556276405Nakayama Festa approved card
>>556276405>tfw using negative stamina skills to proc Bono’s ultimate more reliably
uhhcan i get MANT already
>>556276590>>556276609she will show up even if you don't use her anontachi...
>gold inspiration>NO PINK SPARKS AT ALLLET ME GET MY SPRINT TAMA
>>556276713but not often, r-right?
finally got something out of these cursed free pulls
>>556276890only when you're on a high roll, naturally
How do I get more skill points? Even playing my careers like it's diet MANT and racing 2/3 turns I still can't clear out my skill list by the end.
each time i rubbed fuku's sleeve for good luck i pulled an SSR fuku...
>>556277306I shall do my next 10-pull with my bellend in your honour anontachi...
>>556276405>greatly increase fatigue sometimesa gamble within a gamble
41981338Capricorn
>>556277430those feet...
>>556277696
>>556277696sonnani ookii...
>>556276405oh my...
>>556277696The super-duper climax...
why is Sweepy running random races?
>>556276149I started reading Star Blossom.The very second race featured in the manga actually had Samson Big vs Narita Brian in real life, but even though Samson Big's first appearance as an umamusume was in Star Blossom, she's nowhere to be seen in this first chapter.Very sad.
>Agemasens turbo sprint>no rainbows on speed because fuck youi-it's fine this is gonna be enough anyways r-right?
>>556277262just play wit 6 wit it's all wit wit gives you skill points wit is good if you don't play wit it's game over you are forever behind those who play wit
>>556277681Gimlet LOVE
>>556277681resultGold Ship was looking good until she randomly decided to stop accelerating
>>556278103your late apt for sfv vro?
how many free 10-pulls do we have left?
>>556277696hmmm why is this still up?
>>556278321I think tomorrow is the last one
>>5562783211 after today's
Is there any reason to use wedding groove over normal groove on capricorn? It seems like the normal ability is just straight up superior for this track.
>>556277696MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
i hope jannies show up to the urara pornposter anon's front door and kill him with machetes
I hope jannies will like the Tamamo umanko anon will post in a few minutes
>>556278667based, urara deserves better than that shit
>>556278667That is too much effort for zero compensation.
Another day another 5 bad Air Groove runs
>>556276405It's a nothingburger. All of the bad effects come from her dates and training with her.
>>556278837I'd do it for free
>>556274135sauce me up bwo
>>556279032I volunteer with you
1 more day and I have my own bullyable tiny girl
Danchou molested me...again...for the fourth time this week...
>>556279310what a week huh
>>556279310If its been 4 days and you're still around then your consent is implied at this point. Stupid whore anon.
>>556279012>Buy Competitive Spirit ◎>Pokey shows up and overwrites it with Wallflower
>>556279410 based slutshaming anon. Sick of these boyfaggots pretending they're not flaunting their assholes and begging to be raped
>people meme on Air Groove mood downs>not Oguti who will minimum 3 times per run nood down because country girl got lost in the big city, or because she DREAMED about food and woke up sad that she didn't eat it for real
>>556276405ok she's actually pretty hot without those stupid glasses
>>556273292need
>>556279449is that how that works? would be hilarious to watch a streamer get fucked that way. We all know better than to buy skills before they're absolutely necessary though, right? We all save our SP till the run is over except in rare cases where if you don't buy skills you're gonna fail the career like understammed rice at TSS, right?
>>556278115wit cards don't give more skill points than races though
>>556279558Is there anything more trivial that Scarlet's. This one makes me the maddest when I get bombarded by it three times per run>Ahhh my twintails are off!>mood down
next thread will be worse
WHEN IS THE BIG BANNER THAT HAS A LOT OF UMAS?
>>556279449your fault for buying skills before the run is over
>>556279832Or if it's maxed out on hints, might as well then
>>556279558Air Groove has like 4 different mood up + stat up events in exchange for a negligible amount of energy, the mood downs are only bad if you somehow can't luck yourself into any of those or your support cards'Condor's mood downs are the ones that really piss me off
>>556274227>after she wins the Triple CrownLOL
>>556279936No, it's understandable. My baby needs to have her lovely long hair brushed and presentable at all times.
>>556279951Please don't jinx it, also post sauce.
>>556279832If you don't buy Early Lead/Taking the Lead ASAP on your front, you're begging to be bricked.
>>556274227what happened to tazuna mr ritual poster
Are the selectors and whatnot tomorrowI want to SPEND
>>556279936This nigga clearly never watched Ore, Twintail ni Narimasu.
>>556280089
>>556280089Same with Focus/Concentration. Getting Late Started can make you instajob if you're front or pace.
>>556280173you already missed them
>>556279936she has a reputation to keep, please andastando
Next thread will be better
>>556280351what game is this
>>556280089that's one of the exceptions. I also buy Angling early a lot of the time. I never settle for less than 2star angling spark when looking for Seiun borrows, and really try to find one with 3.
>>556280404Champion Jockey: G1 Jockey & Gallop Racer
>>556280490is it good
I wonder what the odds are for mood downs. I usually get 1-3 per career, sometimes I get 5, very rarely 5+ now that the patch fixed that shit. And do different umas have different mood down rates?I'm not talking about scripted moon downs like Taishin or Grass, just the regular "Oh noes Mayacchi wants sweets but has to pretend to be a grown up yada" type BULLSHIT
>>556280135Mentioned multiple times in the Santono files
The next bread will be butter
>>556280416you don't buy A&S until senior year inspiration passes (as with any inherited ult you're aiming for)
How will VBourbon win without TTL...
>>556280581You can't afford it.
Capricorn room3398883733988837trying my bricked taiki
>>556280057Die, villain, DIE!She lost TSS to Rice right after this>>556280135To celebrate getting Bobo from my free rolls, I'm sniffing for her now.I think Tazuna will be okay without me as her seat, surely.
>>556280581next bread oguri will eat tama
>>556280558yeah, I would say so
Need Neicha Meido Hauswaifu
Next thread will be better if we have some mare porn
>>556280734But it has to be the abusive version
>>556280823DOTO WOULDN'T ASK FOR THIS
>>556280602depends how the run is going. If I'm confident in the stats, I wait until later. If I'm not confident/don't want to use clocks, I get the skill early.
>>556280734Stinky maid
>>556280624If you really want it you can run Turbo as one of her cards, but she has Early Lead innate and that's good enough most of the time.In about 5 months this Palmer card will come out that has it too that will probably be less aids than a triple agemasen chain.https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30115-mejiro-palmer
>>556280624She has built in early lead and the difference between that and TTL is a drop in the bucket as long as you reinvest that SP into some other useful early to mid race skill.
My favorite umas are the ones what would not think twice about hitting their trainers.
>>556280581The next bread will be butter-flavored low-fat vegetable spread
Next thread will be plushie
>>556281368Margarine?
>>556280889But she would think this, the pervert
Holy shitting my bwos I can't take it anymore the last 5 days have been 32C this summer HEAT is too much I can't think straight anymore I just been masturbating to Tachy nonstop I think I did it 6 times today and like 8 yesterday I'm just horny all the time
>>556280624She doesn't.That's why you save for Smart Falcon Speed
The state of /uma/ is blackpilling.
>>556281001>check who else learns TTL>Machan, who also gets Groundwork in her potentialsSugoi
>>556278518regular air groove is better as late?
>>556281384cutie
>>556280676>late start>die
>>556281479Bwo, it's still winter
>>556280705You know, I would literally eat an uma given the opportunity.
>>556281638I also latestarted and groundwork didn't proc and the paces beat my front and.... but then that bricked taiki procced countermeasure and that's enough for some reason
>>556281667In SEA it's always summer.
but how far can one go with cropped porn before jannies step in?
>>556281917Curren told me I was the only one in her heart...
>>556281917no visible genitalia, so it's not porn
>>556282175one in the heart many in the umanko
>>556281917no nipples, umanko and penis. Everything else is ok
>no Maruzensky>no Dober>no Seiun Sky>no Narita Brian>no Gold City>no Curren-chan>no Falco>no Rudolf>only 9 3* umasyeah.......I'm thinking getting a spark on the all-uma banner is going to happen.
>>556281917JANNIES KILL THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>556281917Curren is so lucky...
>>556281917me in the left
Okay, I think we need to tone down the lewdness. We're better than this.
>thinking if I should buy curren or pull for wedding currenWhat do bros...
>>556282731it was modded? i thought it was ps
>>556282617>We're better than thiswe never have been, where did you get this from
I don't think I'll be rolling on the spark banner. I think I'm just going to roll for bourbon and enjoy anything new that shows up along the way.
nice spoiler bwo
>>556279986'morrow
>>556282738If you're like me you're going to get both Currens on her wedding banner. I got both Biwas (Big head and Big Head: Holidays edition) during the Christmas banner. Do not fret and roll with confidence!
MOST EVIL THING IN UMAVERSEA WHITE WOMAN
>>556283012>corner unrecoverygot a chuckle out of me.
>>556282965someone explain this trend before the thread dies, why do I keep seeing art of Umas wearing Lum's outfit the last few days?
>>556283012i'm spending the equivalent of 0$ in carats THO
>>556281959>>556280289SEX
>>556281667>>556281847Not everyone is SEA you stupid cunt I will fucking murder you and chop you into pieces then store them in my kangaroo pouch
baker-san?
next thread will be butter
>>556283116oni day yesterday or sum shit
>>556283012But what if some poor soul only has single digit 3* umas and wants to gamble on getting as many umas as they could in a single non rate up banner
>>556283159Why do you want to murder me!? I was the one that told him it was winter!
>>556283171Furries never beating the zoophilic manchildren allegations
>>556283116maybe it's the urusei yatsura anniversary or something
>>556283116it's that japanese festivity where you throw beans at the ogre invading your houseexcept the "ogre" is a sexy lady wearing Lum's clothes
>>556283287many such cases
Fell for another "Started a fan run in unity cup" award
>>556282834you know how Curren's racewear has a collar? They took it off, so her black/red/white dress is off the shoulder. Fuck me it was hot
>>556283116Setsubun>the fuck is a setsubunyou throw bean at oni>whyI don't know
>>556283178doto would volunteer to be there
>>556283287I'm surprised there wasn't a more noticable surge of MLP / Equestria Girls being adapted into umas. I'm sure it happened but I don't go to western art sites so I've never seen any of it.
>>556283404>he does fan runs in uraa very tamamo thing to say
>>556283404Unity is easier for fan runs tho. Only reason I don't do them there is cause it's longer
>>556283523it's a western show of course youre not gonna find it on fucking gelbooru
>>556283116Japanese holiday, we had the lucky day and after that it's setsubun
>>556283404What do you mean?
>>556283548>>556283641I watch anime on the side while doing fan runs. I don't wanna pay attention to unity cup's mechanics
>>556283456oniggers are weak to beans.The first valentines event in Touhou Lost Word was about onis eating chocolate (since it's made from cacao beans) to boost their tollerance and become resistant to the yearly bean barrage.
>>556283730bricked fan run
Oguri ate all the bean
>>556283116a trend for Setsubun after Laurel wore it in Star Blossom manga
>>556283730Just click the middle team each round and that's it.
BAKER-SAN DOKO DA
>>556283641>>556283548how are fan runs easier in unity?
This shall be the last thread.
>>556284068Good.
dotos_massive_honkers_colored_uncensored.tiff
>>556283808I just buy all the skills early and still be able to win all diejoubu>>556283896With URA I can just spam speed rest and spam races. Speed training lvl 4/5 at classic year january. With unity I still need to pay attention to the arrows and win the unity cup races for training facilities.
>>556284046You get more stats and unity races don't matter so losing them isn't a big deal. Only problem is winning the Uras if you manage to beat Rikos team
>>556284046more stats = easier races??
This is what you wanted, danchou.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
is someone going to bake or am I going to have to
is there a point to mutating a horse into a pacer?is there going to be a CM/event where mutating into a CM is part of the meta
>>556284589make a luna thread
this thread is soon overdanchou will now never know that i have been doing nothing but sub 100k sprint careers
>>556284589make a ryan thread
>>556284638alright bakinglink me an OP pic related
>>556284684NOOOOOOOO
>>556283425fuark i found it after we hit image limit
ryan des
>>556283256>someone is going to do this and get multiple dupes of the few 3*s they have and hit pity with nothing newatleast they can rage quit the game and spend their time on something productive
>>556284978>>556284978>>556284978>>556284978>>556284978move
>>556283523The target demographics are completely differentOne is aimed at teens, watched by emotionally unstable adultsOne is aimed at little girls, watched by man failures
>>556285030TRANNY
>>556285030FUCK YOU I WAS BAKING YOU RAT FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU
>>556285194>t. ratfucker
>>556285030>faggot OPadds up, worse than ryan
ryanfags are so mad LOL
