Dragonborn Alchemist Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>555887401
>>556294396>why would a maternal figure to her followers have titshmmm
OP picture is not even about Baldur's Gate.
Laezel rhymes with gay male. There's a lesson there.
>>556294870Gale rhymes with gay male too, that's sussy
dragonborns are way better with tails
>>556294625Uh-oh, Minscbros...
damn bg3 just won't die it's still doing great and breaking records
>>556294553The first Mystra was the daughter of Shar and Selune, so Shar does count as a milf.
>>556295754>was the daughter of Shar and Selunewhat's with dnd and incest? was larian actually respectful to the lore with the drow twins fucking each other and not massive gooners with weird fetishes?
now that I've played a few more crpgs I see how shit bg3 actually is, it just has a lot of sparkle and shit that appeals to normies
>now that I've played a few more crpgs
>>556296101they made the female gnomes so cute in bg3
>>556295942Forgotten Realms is a setting made by a guy who writes essays on how drow breastmilk tastes so yes, Larian was true to Greenwood's spirit.
>>556296629> by a guy who writes essays on how drow breastmilk tastes please be joking
>>556296798Salvatore isn't as horny as Ed but not innocent either, Drizzt's big sister tried to seduce him and the matron mother of the second most powerful house in Menzoberranzan started banging her grandson,
>>556295982now that i've played bg3 and DOS2 i see how shit other CRPGs are DESU
CRPGs are infamous for their shitty gameplay.
>>556297226larian might literally be the only rpg studio that doesns't stop giving you race/class exclusive dialogues after the starting area
>>556295982yeah 3 feels like it won't hold up as well as 1 or 2. graphically its already kinda ugly with the funky smeary/blurry hair shit going on. its also 5e with larianisms like barrelmancy which is also bleh. something like bg1 feels like much more of an adventure.
>>556295982Name 3 post-2013 cRPGs that are more complex and interesting than BG3. It's a 10 years span, it shouldn't be that difficult.
>>556299365Papa Swen always wins
Minthara is canonically 150Minthara is canonically bisexual/pansexualI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible person I ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI play with lots of mods onI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameI play sorcererI camp castI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarves
>>556299612idkyesbasednahcoolcoolme toobasedtruebasedme toocringebasedbased
>>556298894Wood Elf women and their beautiful eyes
>>556294603he is going to be mega triggered
>>556299612Where is "Godey Boney"?
luv me Gribbosimple as
>>556300459cute
>>556295370>gith eat giant space hamster>boo is a (mini) giant space hamsterno wonder minsc has gith has natural enemies
>>556300459no Gribbo companion....
>>556299841Purple eyes are kino, so is elf blue.
>Playing a Sorcerer, expectation:MWA HA HA HA, I AM MAGIC, I AM *POWER*! HERE, HAVE MY FIFTH FIREBALL THIS TURN ALONE!>Playing a Sorcerer, reality:Here, Lae'zel and Karlach, have a twinned Haste, I'll go stand in the back to make sure I don't get concentration broken during the single turn it will take you both to clear the fight...
>>556301904
>>556300663She says she has never heard of a mini version or a conversant one, so Boo is either a rare specimen, or... Either way Boo won't be consumed. Though this facial expression doesn't fill me with certainty.
>>556302064>elf bluebased
>>556305892
>>556305630You could spec to ray of frost and never need those spell slots.
>>556305630This has always been my experience as well, and for some reason people keep telling me that martials aren't vastly more powerful than casters.
>>556306721If anything right now I'm more tempted to respec to some martial class (with CHA to keep being the party face) so I can actually take a more active role in combat, and respeccing Lae into an Eldritch Knight so she can bring whatever arcane utility the party needs.>>556306836Worst part is, if I want to actually sling spells left and right as I thought I'd get to do as a Sorc, that's basically the only fight I'll be having in the day. Unless I feel like casting cantrips and only cantrips, and the way this game works, that will happen once I reach the actual challenging fight.
>>556295982Nothing's for everyone, I suppose. CRPGs are my preferred genre, and BG3 is by far my favorite.
Wyll won so hard
>>556307238Potent robe, necklace of arcane augmentation, and mourning frost. Cast ray of frost over and over, you'll do damage and not have to sleep constantly. But yeah, casters are horribly unfun to play and you can get all of the out-of-combat utility a wizard or sorc can offer from a paladin or swords bard or ranger and never have to deal with carrying a worthless cantripbot around.
>>556306124Yeah, I'll say there's something quite suspicious about her demeanor
Here we go again
>>556308480incredible
why ... why couldn't I be enough for You, my sweet Shaddy babywhy did you have to be soulmates with the druid
>>556305630There's nothing stopping you from playing a Sorcerer like a destructive force of nature. Using one as a mere Haste support bot is greatly limiting their potential. It's hard to beat the multi-target damage of a Bonus Action Create Water followed by two casts of Chain Lightning dealing an average of 90 damage against each target. If you dip into Tempest Cleric, that becomes 160 damage.
I can't look my Shaddy in the eye anymore without thinking of how much her heart (and also "down there") desires H
>>556312664>Two level 6 spell slots in a single turnCasters are so fucking toxic. I'm glad I don't have friends so I don't have to deal with this bullshit.
Never forget Gortash rape
>>556320186gross
>>556297226Try Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous, easily 4-5x better than Baldurs Gate 3 and with much more likable companions.
>>556320879where's my refund faggot
>>556321183suck the money from soisel's ass faggot
for the record wotr was literally ass cancer for the totality of the 70 hours
anyone who plays ass cancer for 70 hours isn't worth listening to, and it's obviously better than anything larian has done
WotR really is the better game in a lot of ways, but BG3 has higher production values and has much simpler mechanics and fewer choices the player can make, so it's perfect normie bait.
We get it, fuck off back to /crpgg/ now. This general is dead enough without your low-effort faggotry.
goodberry shaddy...
what does Shaddy smell like, you know, "down there"?
Any thoughts on Kingfinder?
I'll never forget what you took from me Halsin
>installed a bunch of mods>spent an hour in character creation>finally get into game and realize i didnt make my tav Durgegod fucking dammit
I Durge my Tav, and I swallow my Bane.
>>556331198
>>556308480Goddamit. Well done!
>>556306124She says she's never heard of a mini version but...
>>556296798No. It is also canon that drow enjoy pregnancy because they get off on the sensation of their unborn children killing and eating each other in the womb
>>556348374That wasn't Ed, it was some random DnD writer and it has been retconned.
>>556348452>retconnedAw.
>>556348527It happened at the point where WotC was trying to erase the existence of good drow except Drizzt, but when they started becoming more prominent again and Eilistraee came back from the dead, they realized that stuff wouldn't work with good drow.
I'm tired but I can't sleep. In moments like these I lay in bed and I think of Shadowheart
Lady of Sorrows guide us.
My only complaint about BG3 is the lack of toxic big men. I don't like Astarion and his passive-aggressive attitude, I want an evil macho as companion
In life, her service had been impeccable. Daily did she devote herself to the Lady of Loss. Daily did she free herself from the tyranny of memory. All, in time, was lost to her - her relations, her preferences, even her own name. Upon the altar of her devotion placed she the ultimate offering: her emptied mind.And when she died, when she awoke in death and found herself standing in the pale and faded City of Judgement, she waited for the Lady of Loss to retrieve her. A million souls and more passed her in colourless gusts, but no hand materialised in her hand; no voice whispered instruction in her ear; no guidance proffered itself from the bleached and barren sky. Time, immaterial time, passed around her like air, coming and going. And still, the goddess did not come for Her devotee.Kelemvor pitied her, as much as the Lord of the Dead is able, but could not intervene. This cleric of the Lady of Loss, unclaimed despite her worthiness, might yet have one more lesson to learn: that not of forgetting, but being forgotten.
>>556353542That's what default durge is supposed to be, just do an embrace run
>>556353542>Astarion and his passive-aggressive attitudeis that what it is?
>>556353597
>>556353542Why would I want a second one in my party?
>>556353597>hairy pits
>>556355086Sex, you idiot.
>>556355315realistically every girl in a medieval setting would be hairy after a few long rests in the wilderness
>>556355424good thing dnd is barely a medieval setting
>>556355481pedantic nonsense
>>556355424Human females by default have always some pussy hair in this game.Mizora has fireproof pussy hair.Teeflings can either have pussy hair or be shaven.Elves are hairless down there by default but I think they can grow hair if they're old enough (centuries, not decades)
>>556355801Shadowheart is only a half elf which is why she canonically has pussy hair in-game but Minthara does not
Someone explain to me how the whole "God of death" system works in Forgotten Realms because I'm honestly just confused by it at this point.How come Kelemvor, Jergal, Cyric and Myrkul all exist at the same time? Did they take turns running the city of the dead?
>>556355896She's also almost 50 so it makes sense even for a half elf just realized I've never checked out Jaheira naked.
She has her moments.
o my jobbers of the shadowheart cuck circle
SHADOWHEART why does your PUSSY AND ASS only want to FUCK HALSIN
There is bear cum!There is bear cum!
Oh holy shit I just remembered.I can just filter words!
did any of you played bg3 during its early access? Did yall enjoy it? How much did the game change through the patches?
>>556357656it was better
>>556357807how?
>>556357656I remember thinking "none of these companions would be reasonable to take along under any circumstances".
>>556357857you already know, just cycle your script forward
>>556356919Haha hecking hamsters lol so chungus for real!
I'm not allowed to laugh or have mirth because a meme said that was associated with otherbadsite.
minsc is pretty cringe
>>556355960Jergal was the original. When he stepped down, he was replaced by Myrkul, who was later slain - thus becoming part of the Dead Three - and was himself replaced by Cyric for a short time. Cyric was then defeated by Kelemvor, who remains the current holder of the title. As for why both Myrkul and Kelemvor can coexist, it is because they represent different aspects of death. Myrkul embodies death, decay, and necromancy, whereas Kelemvor is the fair judge of the dead. Portfolios can be broad enough that several deities can share one or represent overlapping aspects. Selûne is the goddess of the moon for all mortals, whereas Eilistraee guides her primarily drow followers with moonlight.
>>556357656/bgg/ is not for advertising Larian's Next Game or a place to share Swen's Latest Tweet. That's off-topic garbage, by the way!
>>556358907shit nobody care about enthusiast
>>556358907Glad you give a fuck, but no one else does. Half of /vg/ is mobile games which have their own board but here we are.
>>556358812Damn, I guess if I ever find myself isekai'd into DnD, I'll know which godhood to aim for, they trade gods of death like I change underwear.
>>556359029>Glad you give a fuck, but no one else does. Yes, that seems to be a recurring trend these days. Still, I won't stop calling out the parasite for its off-topic garbage as long as I care or am allowed to.
half orcs are underrated
>>556358812Sehanine is yet another moon goddess for surface elves, so similar to Selune that at one point they were merged by WotC but separated again for 5e.
>>556359315To be fair, we're talking about a timeline that spans millennia if we start with Jergal. He's ancient. Kelemvor has been the current god of death for 120 years and change. The pantheon is fairly stable, unless a meta-reason, such as a change of editions, calls for a shakeup.
>>556359985Yeah, something like Gale's ascension where a mortal doesn't replace an existing god would be an extremely rare event. Kelemvor, Cyric and Midnight replaced the Dead Three (and Bane and Bhaal eventually managed to come back through their contingencies while Ao brought Myrkul back in the Second Sundering) and Mystra.
>>556353597just smell a bag of fritos
>>556360302>Yeah, something like Gale's ascension where a mortal doesn't replace an existing god would be an extremely rare event. I would go so far as to say it would be non-canon in this case. This dork, as the "god of ambition"? No thank you.
>>556357363
rating companions on how well written they are
the pig is pretending that gay male is well written now
>>556361240how is such a monotone character as lae'zel S+? i'm not saying she's badly written, but not particularly spectacular either.
laezel has a cloaca and pees through her skin
>>556361542the back and forths about her worldviews are a treat and she has amazing scenes in every single act she's the total package
>>556361240What? Minsc, Jaheira, Minthara and Halsin are actual dogshit, Karlach too like what do you even do with that dumb bitch?
>>556363405jaheira & minthara have great dialogues, karlach is fun to have around and has one of the best scenes in the game when you kill gortash and when she dies during the first half of the epilogue, minsc is funny, has an amazing introduction and has some great lines like the Shar/Honor ones
>>556363743Might just be a me issue then. BG3 was my first and I'm not going to go back to play the archaic, ancient shit that 1 and 2 are to give a shit about the returning characters. Karlach always came off as what I think a stereotypical player is. Obnoxious, quirk chungus but so tragic but she loves teddy bears but she's a demon tempered soldier but etc. etc.
>try Speak with Dead on Aradin's corpse in my camp>he's willing to talk but not to it's killerExcuse me but literally nobody hurt him or any of his gang members besides Dame Aylin. I made 100% sure she's the one who wrecks the whole crew by herself! I wonder if ungrouping would have made a difference here. For now I'm afraid I'll have to resort to Disguise Self.
>>556363405jaheira and karlach are funny and likable
>>556365756tell some more lies
why couldn't I be enough for you Shaddy
>>556367274rude
>>556325125>>556325348>>556325870>>556367146I still remember when you tried to post some retarded shit on okbuddybaldur and they chased your cringe ass out of there
>>556367420>okbuddybaldurunironically the worst place to talk about bg3
>>556367420I'm sure you remember all the stories you made up
>>556367518I mean you told on yourself when you started posting their responses to you here
>>556367596whatever you say schizo
>>556367596nah that was me, they got some pretty funny takes
>cuckposter moonlights as a redditorWhaaa?
>>556367743He's online all day long. Halsin is the only thing he can think about. It's actually crazy. You call him out and he'll try to say YOU'RE the schizo. Dude belongs in an insane asylum.
how do you all not have him filtered by now?
Wyll fans would never act like this btw
Halsin's seed permanently changes the way Shaddy smells "down there". It's a druid thing, basically permanently claiming her as his. Even though he doesn't officially claim her, you will always be reminded by the scent transformation.
posted it again award
>3 ambient conversations in less than 10 minutes>just by walking in a small segment of the cityI told you dis gun be gud. I chalk Shadowheart pulling the Shar card up to a temporary confusion caused by returning to Baldur's Gate after God knows how long.
>>556368457there's lots of bugged banter, jaheira will spoil who the mother superior is before even entering the city.
>>556368457>bare fleshI'll never forget what you took from me Halsin
>>556368457Act 3 banter is still bugged in 2026. It's over
>>556367274Don't use the n-word here. It's not acceptable.
>>556367872You are the schizo. We can literally see you.
>>556369926shadowheart wouldn't say that
What if Wyll was actually transformed Orin?
yall would do anything but talk about bg3 & larian games
Bully istiks
>>556369926t. nigger tongued his angus
>>556372204>She (I)ywnbaw
>>556372316You ever met a man named Jennifer faggot? I'm sure you're named Draymond Niggerishcartheif or whatever it is, ooga booga
>>556368668Was it a random banter like these or a direct conversation with her? I don't remember her spoiling me the Mother Superior but others did in real life so I wouldn't rule out anything.>>556369221DA:I had a similar bug that still persist until this day. Unless you install a specific mod that fixes what threw sand in the gears you'll never experience like 60-70% of the idle banter.>>556370359What if Mizora was also transformed Orin?
>>556356919not funny didn't laugh
>>556361542stupid retard
How the fuck am I supposed to defend this fucking portal? Fucking Halsin you piece of shit hurry up. I cant do itLevel 7 party, Paladin, rogue/gloomstalker, life cleric and evoc wiz. Why the fuck cant i fucking do it?
>>556374631go on and prove to me you're not just a blind, fragile waifu fag that can't take criticism of his dolly. i want an in depth explanation of how 'well written' she is that she deserves to be anywhere near astarion.
boned lmao
>>556375040who cares what you want, who are you
>>556375169I formally accept your concession.
>>556375271halsin
cute alien space girl being thrown into alien customs and then learning to love you > some homo prancing lala gay
>>556374778skill issue
>>556374778just play right. paladin especially is easy mode.
>can't play the game because it puts me face to face with her betrayal>can't come to /bgg/ because every time H or S is mentioned the pain hits me againlife is suffering
how much input do you think ten cents has?
>>556374778Spirit guardians.Black Tentacles.Cast Darkness on the portal.
yeah i guess if you're such a lowbrow caveman that "she's mai perfect waifu made just for me!" to be 'well written' i suppose you could put her in the same tier as Astarion
>>556374778CC and AoE damage is everything in that fight. It can be completed just by sitting back near the portal and using everybody's Actions to throw Grease, Alchemist's Fire and Smokepowder Bomb around. This is especially useful against low HP but annoying enemies like those Crows. Gloom Stalker won't shine in this battle but you can still make him useful by doing the dirty work. Evoc Wiz can (and should dominate) with the mentioned CC/Aoe DMG. Life Cleric generally lacks the offensive punch but he's tanky and has access to Spirit Guardian already! Have that shit on 24/7, it can single-handedly win the battle especially with some Radiant Orb and/or Reverbation items! The Paladin is a Paladin, utilize him accordingly. What's most important, and I can't emphasize this enough: use everything at your disposal! Do you have a useful Elixir on everybody? Any summons at strategic points (and are they supported potions or the Paladin's Aura)? What about the scrolls you collected until now? Did you craft some grenades the last time you bothered with Alchemy?
>>556374778sleet storm, hunger of hadar, cloud kill, spirit guardians all make this encounter cake.
>About to finally finish Act 1 (which was a LOT longer than I thought it was, what the hell how long is this game).>Get struck by the "But am I playing the class I really want to?" dilemma yet again.>Get frozen in one spot for days wondering if I should continue with my current build or respec or even restart to get new background and Ethel hair.Why am I like this?
>>556377070
>>556378397a meme made and popularized to help dumbasses feel like geniuses, when anonbots say dumbass things they look at this and imagine themselves on the smart side and not the retard side. they can lie to themselves and pretend they say retarded things because they're actually a genius. no, you're just dumb fucks.
>>556375828not much, they're probably forced to not criticize daddy Xi but they can do whatever they want aside of that, heck they even added skeletons to the game
>>556378274You have to accept you will inevitably miss out on some things, uncertainty will always linger (almost) no matter what decisions you make, that everything is a resource and sometimes you just have to say "Fuck it!" and jump. Then, if you're still not convinced, maybe you should just channel your inner normalfag and ask the ultimate question: am I having fun? If so continue, if not then don't.
>>556378907exactly what a midwit would say
I haven't seen that many halsin posts spammed since the namefag threw a melty over the divinity orgy
>>556379305it's so crazy how in love they are
he has no ability to form a coherent counter-argument. he only knows memes and cuckposting involving an unrelated character.
you wouldn't know a coherent counter-argument if you saw one, you barely speak english
>>556379414he's been doing it randomly. I don't know why
>>556380389sharters falseflag as him to tarnish his name just because he pointed out irrefutably that she's a whore
>>556380389I feel like he gets triggered whenever somebody mentions shadowhear I mean he's barely trying to hide it >>556380497
he has some personal vendetta against a particular character. any time his waifu is put in even a slightly bad light, the cuck posting and accusations of "sharter" begin, as can be seen above.
>>556379014It's more of a "is this really the class I enjoy most and find coolest?" dilemma.
>>556380497Its been 3 years let it go fatty. Think of your two businesses.
but no, it can't be the anon with a folder full of cuck pictures and cuck pastas saved in his notepad, that he unleashes when his feelings are hurt, it's everyone else that's mentally ill.
>the biggest minthara enjoyer out there is secretly shadowheart's biggest fanhmmm
Shadowbabz
>>556381061That anon, whoever he is, is demonstrably smarter and better adjusted than the scum who screech about him. He's just having fun and happy to be here. Most of you meanwhile are fantasizing about rape, murder, racism, usually mixed together. Hardly a thread goes by where one of you isn't talking about raping Astarion or who would get raped or boy I'd like to rape that person. >hey what do you think of-RAPE>hey minthara saidRAPE>what aboutRAPEIt's incessant here
Arabella, Mol & my evil dark urge ranger.
>>556381474none of my posts have been in reference to the nametranny, but rather the toadcel in our midst at this moment.
Case in point
>>556381225he always was
>>556381818That was me, not him. I used to embarrass him in debates nonstop until he stopped showing up without his name off.
>>556381818yikes
>mmmmgrrfrfnmm yes good mmmrnrfhhhrnggh goodberry good
>>556382226seek godtake your medsyou don't even play bg3
This general was utterly destroyed for years, plural, because a fat autist has never had any adult relationships and thinks being attracted to people is "cucking"
qrd on the whole 'goodberry' thing?
>>556382761He's ruined many generals like /tesg/ or /fog/ however both have moved on without him. /bgg/ is cooked doe
>>556382894Admitting Kagha's goodberries are the best
>>556382969I don't think he spams cuck porn in the other gens he only does it herehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/549616602/#q549827729
>>556380861The only way of really knowing is trying them all for an act like you did with your current build, isn't it? Too bad nobody has time for that. Not to mention you have 5-6 levels to be discovered with that too. So ultimately this is just about what I mentioned: you try to make an educated decision which class you should invest your time into, then see if that's still the case in practice. That's it. The real question is if you started wondering because you genuinely feel you lack something and there has to be better options out there, or you're just chronically longing for something else than what you currently have regardless of what that is.
>>556382894it's a /bgg/ meme that Halsin's cum either tastes like or is actual goodberry.And building upon that, Tav is meant to eat Halsin's "goodberry pie", similar to the fetish of "creampie clean up"But over time, so much of doing this to him and also using various mind control spells, has rotted and eroded Tav's mind, hence him being a mumbling beast just grateful to clean up.
Maybe Astarion was a mistake.
this is the worst /bgg/ thread of 2026
>>556383417hey I was there for his Divinity melty!! He used to spam orc porn in /tesg/
>>556383765>He used to spam orc porn in /tesg/that's kinda based
Nature's bounty ;)
>>556383765I never posted orcs and hated orc spam as you and your discord are well aware. Remembering my images isn't some kind of gotcha either.
>>556383527>the d*tch
>>556383945So you are Halsin cuckposting without your name on
hate to break it to you, but there's more than one of us, babe :)face it, S+H posting is just part of the thread culture now
I dictate thread culture.
>worst pairing becomes canon
>>556383509Nice
>>556383527She will expire before her ID.>Keep your distance, darling.
>And this is our son's room. He just abandoned Shar you see. The painting is still work in progress!
You never hear from people who romance Gale
>>556391721They're too busy enjoying godhood to post on /bgg/. This is a place for people with lowlier aspirations, like goodberry.
>>556353592They did Viconia so dirty.
>>556391721Nobody, and I do mean nobody, likes a romance with a companion where their entire story and characterization is based on their ex.
Viconia was already dirty
>>556391721gale fucking sucks
>>556384187You are mentally ill.
>>556392186Whatever you say schizo, now slurp it up
>>556391997its different, his ex groomed him and there was a huge power imbalance
>>556392620Elminster didn't mind getting some from Mystra when he was young either, that's how a Chosen rolls.
Take the Wyllpill
>>556383765Your ongoing obsession with the namefag is still off-topic garbage, by the way.
>>556393135aren't you the cuck obsessed with the slop poster?
Mystra grooming all male wizards
>>556393057why is it shaped like a penis
>>556393135uh oh your janny split personality came out
>>556393264What if i make a female Wizard Tav? Will Mystra get mad?
https://youtu.be/n7pt0AFYOeY?si=zImvOHrsHMWWgH6ldiscuss
Gale giving Lae'zel the ol hyena ear
>>556393758mystra doesn't care about gale that's the whole point, her chosens are her boytoys
I drew Shadowheart, and some guy wrote to me in my DMs asking me to draw her with Halsin I was laughing so hard remembering the posts here
>>556393945gross
>>556394164self inserting as halsin is gayer than wanting to fuck him
>>556394164I'd rather use AI
>>556393758I don't know if Mystra grooms female wizards
Halsin's strong hands rubbing Shaddy's shoulders lovingly while Tav groans and moans unintelligibly, slurping up the goodberry pie
>>556394610Some of Mystra's chosen may be lesbians but she herself hasn't had sex with women, at least in current post-Time of Troubles incarnation.
>>556395368Those poor little boys who follow Mystra
>How it feels to go through the trials of shar without having gale in your party to skip it
What set off manthyfag this time?
>>556396018The alt girl rejected him at his "job" again
>>556396018Nothing, he isn't even here which is why there aren't any good posts yet. You're just fixated on him because you can't defeat him in battle with your words and logic and so you turn to slander.
>>556396432>You're just fixated on him because you can't defeat him in battle with your words and logic and so you turn to slander.Why do you talk like a nerdy spook, manthyfag?
>>556396018he dreamt about shadowheart last night and started crying
>>556396554You're such a dumb piece of shit
>>556396018it's not manthyfag, it's the toadcel. notice how the someone called his waifu gross and it was soon followed by another cuckpost.
>>556396554he is one
>>556396642manthytranny, you nervous nerdy spook
man you guys would have went crazy if the companions kept hooking up with each other like in the early access
>>556396907Hoping every Divinity waifu is polygamous
>>556397109they should make all the companions poly but each would have specific tastes, companion A would only share you with companion C & D but companion C would only share with A and B, so on and so forth
I used to hate him for taking Shaddy away from menow... it feels... differentwhat was rage, still has my heart thumping but now I...I want him to do it, I want to thank him for itkneeling in front of Shaddy after He's finished with her...the final debasement, while they watch expectantly, him relaxing with his pipe, her splayed out before me, her damp Grove in front of me>g-good yes goodberry good
>>556397280The hot elf waifu x the big lizard x mantharafag, make it happen Swenki
>>556397621kino
>>556397621Divinity lizards don't have lizard tits...
>>556395802Turn based mode trivializes the faith leap trial because the movement line dips if you are going off the path.
>>556397727The lizard is a man
>>556397931careful you'll get accused of cheating for *checks notes* utilizing game mechanics
>>556397931you don't even need to use turn based mode, just hold shift.
>>556397931bragging about cheating is low behavior for a low creature
>>556398563Opening the gauntlet door with a knock instead of completing the treals is a bigger cheat than turn based mode.
>>556397931You cheated not only the trial, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
I like this Old Garlow fella. Really down-to-earth guy.
>>556398798Why would anyone want to play fair with Shar?
>>556398798Lady Shar's warriors must not be caught, must not be tricked. Falling off while pathing is getting tricked.
>>556398798You have never played the game
>>556398563>>556398798that trial fucking sucked and I'll keep skipping it with gale
>>556401937Then don't play the game.
>>556397727just like dragonborns in dnd it really depents on the timeline/edition whether the lizards got tits or not, Im fine with both>>556401970you guys really say the dumbest shit to get replies here you go have all the replies you need don't reply to me anymore please>>556401970>>556401970>>556401970>>556401970
>>556399360Because it would be a wise course of action when trying to gain Shar's favor by completing the gauntlet. Narratively, (blind) faith is what guides Shadowheart in the trials, not the invisible guiding hand of the game.
>>556402808Shadowheart is not going in blindly, a Dark Justiciar's supposed to utilize all the dirty tricks she learned during her training to pass the trials. This includes throwing items to form a path, or proceeding at crawling pace and feeling the path ahead with your hands before moving (represented by turn based mode or pressing shift).
>>556402808pure wordslop
>>556402259That's one reply, and a reply from a retard like yourself is valued in the negatives. The point of a game is the gameplay and if you're cheating you're altering or even skipping the gameplay, go watch a movie then.
I asked you not to reply
>>556403376>This includes throwing items to form a pathThat is at least justifiable from an in-universe perspective. Shadowheart doesn't see the pathfinding line.
>you can't skip shitty bits of the game because.....
>>556403648As I said pathfinding line represents >proceeding at crawling pace and feeling the path ahead with your hands before moving which you can't do in game due to engine limitations.
>>556403629You think the requests of a worm mean anything to me, you fucking scum bag retard?
>>556404194who gives a shit
>>556391721I really like Gale, think he's a great wizard companion, but he's just not romance material. He's a perfect "friend" character, like Alistair
>>556404529Obviously you did.
The value of immersion is lost on the parasite that plays Street Fighter and speedruns narrative-driven games. Its kind would rather "ascend" Astarion (think of the bonus necrotic damage) and use barrels to skip the "shitty bits." There is a pattern.>>556404194I would rather not crawl on my hands and knees to complete a trial that is trivial, for one of enough faith.
>>556404575
>>556404752Memeslop destroys your brain, and most of you weren't that smart to begin with.
>>556404870>everything I dislike is slopYou are so small, sad & weak.
>>556403913hideous creature
>>556404739this is a cry for help
>>556375040You haven't really offered criticism, but moving on. Lae'zel is a well-written character because she undergoes coherent change with respect to who she is initially, all while retaining her value system. This is especially impressive considering her youth, relative inexperience, and the unquestioned worship of Vlaakith in which she was raised. A dogmatic worldview tends to resist new perspectives. When she learns that the foundations of her world, that the history of the githyanki, were all based on a lie, one might expect her to break down. But Lae'zel is strong-willed enough to find a new purpose - becoming an agent of liberation for her people. Critically, this change is believable and does not betray her character with a complete turnaround of who she was. It is "earned." Change by itself is not necessarily indicative of a well-written character - older, more mature companions like Jaheira or Minthara are perfectly fine as mostly static characters - but it is possible for Lae'zel and Shadowheart. They are characters who can weather a crisis of faith without giving in to despair. When stripped of their faith, the foundations of their world, they still hold on to something deep within. For Shadowheart, it is her sense of self, her memories. For Lae'zel, it is her pride as a warrior and a child of Gith. Contrast them with, say, an alleged do-gooder who sold his soul for a good cause, yet can't even decide whether to save his father. An interesting and well-written character needs to be consistent in their beliefs and motivations. Lastly, you hypocritically conflate being biased toward a character with recognizing that they are well-written. Romance need not factor in this context. I don't particularly like Astarion, but I recognize that he is well-written, romanced or not. Similarly, even an unromanced Lae'zel remains a great character, because she grows and changes, learns to let go of her preconceived notions, all while remaining true to herself.
>>556404739Being a Dark Justiciar means using your smarts instead of just trusting labels, that's why the right path is mapped in the trial room and you can use a thousand other things to get through it, but running straight in from the door with nothing in your head but devotion to Shar gets you killed.
>>556406005so true
>>556406005nice AI post my man
>>556381646toad
BG3's elves should have looked like this and not bogged abominations
>>556406203It's just one paragraph.
>>556406968Zoomers think that's a book, and they can't read it one sitting. Most of them can't read period.
>>556407062A zoomer wrote bg3's romances pipe down
>>556407163If a zoomer wrote it they would be one sentence long and filled with wigger language.
>>556403913cute frog
>>556407254>ifno ifs or buts, that's a fact
>>556407403It's a fact that a zoomer written romance would have been a fortune cookie sized BET special, yes.
>>556407481she literally wrote all the romances in the game with the help of each companion's writer, award winning game btw
>>556407567>sheEvery zoomer born has probably written less collectively than just Karlach's romance.
>>556407784early Gen Z is about to reach their late 20s...
>>556407896And they'll collectively reach their late 90s without ever having read a book or written anything worth reading. Their last gasp on the Earth will be some kind of rapper babble.
BG3/Larian games?
>>556406948I think its very cool that Larian went with a non traditional depiction of elves
>>556408273BG1, BG2, and BG3 are on topic for /bgg/ - Baldur's Gate General. Larian games are not.
>>556408449:))>>556408421the dnd drows, warcraft's night elves and dos2 elves are my favorite elves ever I wish being a regular elf felt as special as being a drow in bg3
The masked warrior>>556406948Sebille is literally cooler Astarion>both thralls to a greater master who operates in the shadows>both elf rogues>both greet you initially with a knife to the throat>both slow to trust>only one actually trusts you enough to give you the keys to their chains
>>556408757The problem with elves feeling generic comes from the fact that wood elves and high elves and humans have been living in mixed communities for so long in the Sword Coast region that no one bats an eye, their lack of unique dialogue reflects the fact that they're as well-integrated in the general Sword Coast culture as humans. Things were different in Elminsters youth but even back then the time of big monoracial elf realms was long past (except Evermeet but no adventures there).Drow for their part started getting rid of their bad rep only around the Time of Troubles, at least they're one of the subjects Kagha is more tolerant about than Halsin.
>>556409314she looks like a powerful warrior who is that?
Every NPC with this face type is chefkiss.raw
I'm exactly like Orin in real life
>>556413992Wow I really want to cum in your butthole.
>>556414164I'm mostly a lesbian
>>556413992>>556414335post tits
>>556414335that changes nothing
Reminder that Frog and Karl are the only ones who actually express physical attraction to you. Shadowheart only does so towards other characters, but never you. REALLy makes you think.
>>556416905I need you to get laid so you can stop cuckposting
>>556417227you'll be waiting forever
Every time I've posted about "goodberry" I've... well I'm ashamed to say but let's just say that I've kept up immersion
Omeluum proudly follows in the steps of Charles Xavier and Martian Manhunter.
>>556416905It’s called playing hard to get. She’s showing attraction to others in order to instill jealousy in you to get you to pursue her. Counterintuitive, I know.
>>556416905you got slapped down in the last thread when you posted this, retard.>"Don't be foolish - you're far too handsome to hate.">"Yes, you sit right there and let me drink in the sight of you.">"Considering all we've been through, I think I was very lucky to find such favourable company. And attractive company too, no less.">"Aren't you a sight for sore eyes.">"Did you want something? If not, I'm perfectly happy to just gaze upon you a while."'these are all romance specific lines.
>>556418301goodberry bros...
>>556418301cooked that fatty
>>556419492All you’re doing is showing everyone how fucked in the head you are.
>>556419492I'm starting to think that you enjoy these pictures
>>556419996>I'm starting to thinkdoubt
>>556420263>debt sex with kagha
>>556420510Hear hear!
Wild how all those "I'm tired, be better set up camp soon!" one-liners from the MC and companions alike are most likely leftovers of this system.
>>556420331you're fat
I've seen a few videos on youtube about the PvP mod. So I have to ask:What would your build be?>Act 1 only (no monastary)>no followers/hirelings>no Withers>assume the fight happens at level 4
>act 2 >gith ambush on the bridgeOh for fucks sake, I want to clear this before going to the temple but they are fucking pushing my shit so far in every time.
>>556422089fun fact: DOS2 had an official PVP mode that let you play as major characters including bosses but they didn't bring back that feature to bg3
>>556422089Devil's Sight warlock.
>>556422519approach from the side and try to get a surprise attack
>>556422982
>>556422982quit projecting
>>556422519Another hint: they do not have a moonlantern. Just run back into the town and see what happens.
>>556422879Solid choice since they can't be targeted while standing in a Darkness cloud, though still vulnerable to AoE spells like Sleep or Shatter.
>>556422089Enchantment wizard and I'd just spam charm spells
>>556423405bbbased nametrannyjanny not going to like this
>>556393135cuck
Shadowheart is made for frog love.
>>556422089>Hexblade Warlock 1 (for martial weapon/med armor prof. and hexblade curse)>Thief Rogue 3 (for sneak attack and double bonus action)>breastplate +1 (+dex mod = AC17)>linebreaker boots (+2 damage per dash)>hunter's shortbow (for free Hunter's Mark)>the baneful (+1 shortsword that applies Bane on hit)>hunter's knife (+1 knife that applies Ruptured on hit)>caustic band (+2 acid damage on all hits)>half orc (for triple dice on crit)
oh no
>>556396642seethe
>>556424602Everything about that post is so retarded I have no choice but to believe it is real.
>>556404218you are so fucking mad right now cuck
>>556424602this is going to be pure fucking slop and you just know they won't add dark urge and rush the shit out of act 1 & 2
>>556424602Please god no
>>556424602There will be a Shaddy + Daddy Halsin smooch, I can feel it in my bones
>>556424905based >>556424602Hope they Minthara canonically pregnant with Wyll's child
>>556425272Worse. With that cuck, it’ll probably be Wyll.
>>556425827beautiful frog
>approach NPC to get information about her missing daughter>she starts lecturing about how Baldur's Gate (translation: everybody but the Upper City) must do more for the refugees I hate when this happens.
>>556425625I hope that we'll have more character paths and companion drama/rivalry/intractions
>>556424602>tv series will be a continuation to the gamesSo WotC will enforce a Karlach + Shart + Astarion party? Lorroakan is alive too so he will be the villain? Is it all an excuse to avoid CGI/paying midget actors for all the goblins in act 1?
>>556426151myrkul & the elder brain would cost half of the budget
>>556424602no no no no no no no no no no no no (unless there's Missionary with Astarion)
>>556425827
>>556424602>the bear jokes will finally become real
>>556426412they are going to ruin him I can feel it
>>556426684>hey darling let me show you my new half orc boyfriend isn't he sexy? My name's astarion and I'm not straight btw
>>556426941nah, I bet they’d choose his spawn routeand here’s Sebastian coming back lmao
>>556426941Worse they pick Bloodweave to canonize
What's the most metaslave powergamer party?>Gith durge>Astarion>Karlach>???
Gorion's Ward.
>>556425103It's explicitly not, despite the parasite and your kind's best efforts to turn it into a shithole. You show your true colors, at least. All this racism and low-effort shitposting can be attributed to you. What an existence. Almost pitiable.
>>556430416horc durge and frog
>>556430416Gith Durge is so cursed
Gorion's Ward sympathized with Ketheric and threw barrels at the bisexual Minthy
This is why Larian didn't include the Upper City to the game! It's closed due to Duke Ravengard's orders, so there was no point in putting time and effort to it's development!
I just want to hold her tight from behind and caress her tummy and kiss the nape of her neck and nibble on her ears.
>>556436570all while Halsin is pounding her out
>>556437565Negative. Frog has dibs.
Show me Sven's latest tweet.
>>556444406cute but scared frog
>>556428656ick
>>556449907oh shit it's actually real we're actually getting a show...this is going to be so. fucking. bad
The Swen Vincke Expanded Universe
>/bgg/ becomes a waiting room general an is moved to /tv/
>divinity>space game>the bg3 movie>modsdamn /bgg/ will never die
>>556458205...or we could report that off-topic garbage and reclaim our general.
>>556458669you won't want people to talk about the bg3 movie in the bg3 general? is being a nagging fat fuck the only thing allowed?
>>556424924>they won't add dark urgeno, it's going to be shit so they will
>>556459032It's after the game so it's either going to be a redeemed durge or an imprisoned durge going mad in a jail and shitting and pissing and cumming his pants.
>the bad guys are insane durge, Sarevok and Lorroakan who all survived
>>556456570Such an impossibly stupid idea that I thought it was a shit post even when I saw the screenshot. But it's real. Holy shit. As if Baldur's Gate 3 wasn't impossible enough to talk about online. There are times where it honestly feels like there is and has been a cabal that watches me like the Truman Show, and for the last two decades anything I show affection towards must be destroyed in some way. Like the world ended in 2012 and this is hell.
>>556458748There's already a board for discussion of television shows! It's called /tv/! There, you might sometimes find threads that talk about the adaptations of video games like The Witcher, The Last of Us, Fallout, or even BG3! It might seem surprising, but /vg/ - Video Game Generals is not actually the board to talk about television or movies! And /bgg/ - Baldur's Gate General is not actually the place to talk about all things Larian!
>>556459168Having everything after the game means they'll need to give the audience ten hours of exposition on every character when they walk on screen, they'll either heavily rewrite and alter everyone, or this will be a generic DnD show that just uses the Baldurs Gate name. It's sad because I can remember a time when HBO making a show was a guarantee it would be at least pretty good if not terrific. Now it just means Shadowheart will probably be black. You know Nocturne will show up. If they reference the game at all you'll now have a 'canon' for everything and faggots will be insufferable about that, worse even than durge faggots. It's just a disaster.
>>556459670Can't they just use Isobel and Aylin for the gay representation and mirror of loss Nocturne existing?
>>556459786They could, but they won't. I forgot about Aylin, that'll be a troon for sure too. People are still under some delusion that it's just box checking for them and not true position, they want you to see faggots. There's all sorts of things they could do that would be better, but that isn't the point, they want to see Roman women fucked by baboons.
WotC already has a "canon" for Karlach, Shadowheart, and Astarion that makes little sense. I don't think it really matters. Almost no one cared enough to push the narrative that it is in any way related or relevant to the game canon, which is the only one that matters. The Yennefer of The Witcher 3 isn't suddenly erased because Netflix made her half-Indian. These shows exist within the normalfag sphere, while /vg/ remains relatively insulated from such interests.
>>556459523Ok
Watch them not cast Neil as astarion
Idris Elba as Gale
>>556461316Elminster was black in the DnD movie wasn't he?
man imagine how ugly minthara's actor will be
>>556461534Manthara died in act 1
>>556460619>The Yennefer of The Witcher 3 isn't suddenly erased because Netflix made her half-IndianShe is forever altered and ruined. This idea that things are separate is a coping mechanism that never plays out in real life. It infects the fandom, it makes conversation impossible without the gender redditors who take the wikis and the forums and everything around it and they just make the whole thing less enjoyable. It's vandalism. Being a Star Wars fan in 2026 sure as fuck isn't what it was in 2006, and this attitude of "well you'll always have [thing]" didn't play out there either.
>>556461534It'll probably be Bella Ramsey again. Maybe they can get her some ozempic at least. Assuming every Drow isn't some black. "Uhhhhh there are elves and dragons how can you not believe in heckin black people bro fr fr all drow are black" and it'll be precious or some other kind of gorilla. Like the space hasn't been infested enough.
>>556424602Nobody wants live-action holy shit. Just do something animated and get the voice actors back
>>556465853that would have been the smart thing to do but WOTC are retarded and hate money
>>556465853The problem is that normies supposedly don't watch animation.
>>556460619>The Yennefer of The Witcher 3 isn't suddenly erased because Netflix made her half-Indian.The BG3 tv show is apparently a continuation after the ending. The Witcher TV show is a bad, fanfiction retelling of the books that take place before the games. Not comparable.
>>556464656Live action drow risk accusations of blackface if they aren't played by ethnic Africans, and Rami Malek or Sofia Boutella kind of Africans don't count.
>>556465971we're not in the 2000s anymore everybody watches anime
>>556465971I'm talking animation like the CGI from BG3's intro. It's realistic enough.
>>556464656well drow were black people until dnd was called out for being racist and they got changed to purple people. so it'd actually be pretty accurate if minthara were black
Devora Wilde might be the only original actor cast for this. Lae'zel already looks so alien that the actor would need prosthetics anyway. She's a shoe in
>>556466797Unless Lae'zel stayed loyal to Vlaakith and ascended.
>>556466991Well, she might not appear if she's off fighting Vlaakith in the astral plane either
wyll X astarion will be the new canon
>>556467242Orpheus is most likely dead since him running around is too big of a change to DnD status quo. The big question is whether the Emperor joined the Netherbrain or not.
It sounds like the BG3 characters are just gonna be cameos here and there
>>556467689they're gonna ruin mizora so hard, calling it
>>556467689So the protagonist is Arabella?
>>556467689each episode should have been a flashback of a major character, not some sequel that will 100% piss off everybody, that would have been the perfect opportunity to flesh out dogshit characters like wyll & halsin
There are many characters who may live through the game and could be used as major antagonists>Viconia>Raphael>Sarevok>Emperor>Cazador>Ethel
>>556464530>Being a Star Wars fan in 2026 sure as fuck isn't what it was in 2006Right, but that's not relevant to the fan of a beloved Star Wars video game. It's not about "always (at least) having a thing," which you make sound like a consolation prize. It's about already having the game, which is the only canon that matters. Once you start to separate what matters to you or not, the self-contained BG3 cannot be ruined - not even by a hypothetical BG4 that retcons your favorite characters, since you would also be able to dismiss that as non-canon. >>556466074They are BOTH fanfiction produced for a normalfag target audience - all of these series are, regardless of how much "creative liberty" they take with the story. There's very little difference, as far as the player is concerned. And at the rate this general is spiraling down the drain, we'll be long gone by the time the show is there to potentially poison online discourse.
dude why is larian's publisher acting retarded on twitter? he's reposting literally every negative reaction to the show he can find. holy shit be professional
>>556468874>And at the rate this general is spiraling down the drain, we'll be long gone by the time the show is there to potentially poison online discourse.we're not going anywhere bitch especially not now that we have a new show to talk about and a new larian game that will release in a year or two
>>556469095he's pissed because larian wasn't aware that hollywood was working on a BG3 show
>>556469106>a new show to talk aboutThere's nothing to talk about. Discussion of television shows belongs on /tv/.>and a new larian gameOff-topic garbage. Create your own Larian general and fuck off.
...Here's the whiner shitting up the general right on cue
>>556469342watch me talk about both for years to come because not only is it on topic it's also fun to remind you how irrelevant your whining is
>>556469578he's literally the fun police fr
Divinity is BG3 related.
>>556469595>Watch me shit up the threads as I have for the past two yearsParasites incapable of shame usually do have a good time.
>>556469804it unironically is since they teased it in bg3>>556469816you literally post gore to get attention I feel sorry for you
>hurr durr you're not allowed to talk about wyll, halsin, bg3 exploits, anything the devs say, anything the devs will do, classes I don't like, characters I don't like, puzzles you don't like, cut content, unpopular races except the ones I like, the bg3 show, the bg3 mobile game and bg3 merch
>Release the E______ files!>t. [REDACTED]
>>556458669Kill yourself, retard.
Game of the year 2023.
>>556469342Rope to 41% NOW, fat troon. DIE.
Roman women were whores who deserved rape.
>>556468874>Right, but that's not relevantNo, that's false, exactly as I said. It's either a bad faith argument from cultural vandals who get a kick out of seeing the world around them ruined because they're born disgusting and they want revenge on the world, or an incredibly naive argument from soulless NPCs who have never enjoyed anything enough to care if it's ruined. There is an atmosphere around these things that is ruined, the future of these things is ruined, the ability to discuss and connect with people is poisoned by the inclusion of subhumans. This idea that we can all just plug our ears and play-pretend is the exact same idea I've heard for twenty years and it never fucking works, not once. It's only appealing to the sort of person that puts a movie on as background noise while they stare at their phone and then claims to be a big fan.
God, I’d love to find some fan club for this game that isn’t completely insane.
>>556476562You can be certain that is impossible now. It'll be filled with black fetishists and (even more) tranny faggots, with a side dose of nihilist roblox pedos who think it's amusing to ruin anything in sight because they haven't worked up the courage to put cyanide in people's groceries yet. The game was already infested with moldy troon shit and every sort of reddit garbage, but this will kick it into overdrive.
>>556476562Reddit is less insane than this place now. We are lost.
>>556476753It isn't, but if you're an infected redditor it probably seems that way. The flat earth society is less insane than this normal place says the flat earther.
>>556476753nah reddit is way way worse, they keep pretending that wyll is a good character
>>556476819Yes it is. The grim truth is that this place has been buckbroken for years and it's not getting better. Sharty won and Reddit won.
>>556476906That's crazy, I wonder why they do that
>>556476906even reddit doesn't say that
Not sure who's worse, the whiner or the /pol/ npc
Faggot hugbox and getting downvoted for wrongthink or schizos endlessly squabbling with each other, disingenuous arguments, and cuckposting. pick your poison.
>>556477203they both should kiss
>>556477260Who's the top?
>>556477203Definitely you. You hate the truth, and you lose arguments so routinely now that you don't even try anymore, just these feminine bitch snipes where you flail around for public approval in the hopes that someone will make the argument for you. "Oh, he acknowledged reality, th-that's from bad double no good board, oh no!"Go back to your faggot discord.
>>556477353the chud, whiner's a sassy bottom
"Oh man, these people discussing the topic in ways I don't like are just the worst, let's discuss imaginary faggot scenarios for strangers instead, teehee who would kiss guys, who would be...LE BOTTOM, teehee"Look at yourself. Look at what a pathetic thing you are.
>>556477423you made /pol/cel have a meltie
>>556477632You're "having a melty" that someone is telling the truth about what will happen to this show and Baldurs Gate in general as a result, and then because you're morally inverted you pretend that this is everyone else's problem. You're too stupid to form sentences without zoomer tiktokisms like "melty", and you spend your time in a baldurs gate general despite apparently not giving a damn about baldurs gate. You're pathetic. I'm sure you'll have some limp wristed language game to try and turn it around, "oh yeah well you typed words and talked about something on a website where that's the purpose!" but it won't change anything, you're pathetic and devoid of human value.
>be chud>whine about a game being woke>whine about it being so woke you have to use six million chudmods>HBO makes adaptation of the game>whine about adaptation ruining the woke game with woke
>>556477423The chud is the bottom. Look at all that pent up sexual frustration. Gotta play Baldur's Gay 3 on the sly
>>556464656
Does anyone else like to give Gale progressively cheaper magical items so they can pretend that that's the reason why the orb isn't calming down?
>>556480694I just give him trash. They littered the game with so many bad magical items right out of the gate that there's hardly any point to it. It should have been a somewhat tough decision for players with interesting outcomes either way, like Gale cutting a secret deal with Raphael and betraying you if you weren't able to keep him fed. Instead the whole system is just a big nothing. It's a lot like camp supplies, a limitation that doesn't really exist and so just serves as a kind of clutter.
>>556480916I think that at one point they planned for companions that leave to become minions of the Absolute and fight you as True Souls later. Maybe someone would become convinced that becoming a mind flayer is the right thing to do and join the Netherbrain.
>>556481947Probably. They did something similar in DOS2, and there was cut (I think) content from early access where Gale would imply he found other arrangements if you neglected him.
Halsin
>>556480916There are some rare and even epic items in act 1 that could be worth feeding to Gale depending on your builds, like shattered flail or the abyss beckoners.
>exploring the rampants on a whim>randomly stumble into this doorNeat. I'm about to pay my first visit there in the near future anyways. Whenever there's an alternative entrance besides the front door I always take that one!
>>556490341>palace entrance is a random door on the city wallsdumb
>>556491585
>>556491643Definitive Edition. Trust the plan.
>>556491585The door leads to a tower whose upper floor is occupied by these friendly guards who start to look different once you pass this check, then you can ascend to an open level with weapon racks, benches and a great view to the city. I take this is part of the Upper City rampants already. From there a door leads to a vestibule where you can find a note about the expected etiquette from servants, and only after that you can enter the Palace itself. Not as dumb as it seems for the first glimpse.>>556492207The 5-year plan or the 五年计划 as the Belgian Embassy in China likes to call them?
Guess the schizo needed a (You)
>>556493348>I take this is part of the Upper Cityskeptical-laezel.jpg
>>556494363no not that one
>>556494363ugly frog
dies from cringe
>>556494839most studios would do well to interact with their fans less
>>556461534>>556464656based
we need a swaggy YN to play Wyll
>>556493997I look like this
>>556494261>In the final form of the game, the Upper City is limited to High Hall with its immediate surroundings, Ramazith's Tower, Szarr Palace, and the Upper City Sewers. Highall with its surroundings and the Upper City Sewers are only accessible in the end game. Some degree of controversy exists over whether and to what extent the upper city was intended to be a freely navigable area the way the lower city is. Proponents of the theory cite community updates #19 and #24. However no unambiguous statements from Larian or its developers exist on the matter, except that no further content is planned for the game.I think operating under this assumption is fair. I fully believe that we were supposed to get a dedicated Upper City map that we could've explored same way as the Lower City. The said open area and the Sarr Palace is visible above the Lower City rampant so I'm fine with calling it as Upper City even if it's only a technicality.
wouldn't it be funny if wotc ended up paying larian to add the new main characters of the bg3 show as bg3 companions? maybe for a standalone adventure or something
>>556494462
>>556498345she needs a bath but that'll work
>>556498393
anyone else try out that new-ish mod that changes all the rules to the new 2024 5.5e ruleset? I figured I'd give it a try and it's very disorienting after putting in hundreds of hours to have a lot of the rules/items/etc be slightly different.
>>556497972incredibly unlikely Larian is going to divert any effort away from Divinity to shill some DLC, especially considering this show won't be out for 2-3 years.
divinity would have made a more interesting tv show desu
>>556501865bro we don't even know what the game is even about, swen does sound like he wouldn't mind having a show about one of his games though
>>556494462>>556494261Here. For some reason I didn't have her usual armor on this time.>>556497972When BG3 will be old enough to get a current-gen upgrade as D:OS2 did recently we can have this discussion. I'd say something like this along with an Upper City Upgrade would be well-worth because of the double-dippers alone.
Is it the worst ending possible for Shadowheart? This is worse than dying.
>>556504068you can sell her to viconia, she'll have her memory wiped again and end up a sharran novice where she'll keep getting bullied and abused by the sharrans
>>556504381Still not worse than being bullied forever by Shar after dying
>>556504068She could also become the next Mother Superior but then end up as the Unclaimed after dying anyway, Shar isn't reliable.
>>556503781cute frog
Are you fellas excited for the new upcoming BG3 TV show?Because I'm definitley not, it's gonna be a shitshowthis is all Todd's fault btw, tricking other studios into making video game adaptations
>>556507101I would watch the show if Ishowsneed played wyll
>>556507101>todd the ruiner of the westvs>swen the saviour of the west
>>556509637holy based?
>we're getting a showok>we're still getting merchok>we're still getting modsok>people are still playing our gameok>let's not make DLCs for bg3WHYYYY
>a third of the thread is hidden>30+ deleted postsThere's always next thread. We'll behave like human beings, discuss BG3 - the game of the decade - and post beauty. I just wanted to say that I love our four princesses.
>>556510524Stop being a janny
>>556510524 nobody missed your spam t b h
Still a tranny, still need to kill yourself, your mother would still rejoice at her new found freedom. You're a pathetic niggering tranny and you always will be. The only thing more pathetic than your tranny ass is the freebie mall cop who tried to put his sausage fingers on the scale here and still couldn't get it right. Kill yourself for mother's day. You can't give her back all the time you stole by being a worthless sack that got addicted to porn and pretended to be a woman, but you can at least not steal her future you reeking, disgusting, subhuman tranny.Posted it again for you. And there's nothing but nothing that you or that tranny you're crying to on IRC can do about it. You could delete a thousand posts calling your nasty troon ass out, and you know what would change? Nothing. Your mother would look at your pictures and the shame would wash over her and you'd boil up another plastic bag for your troonshine and validate every tear she ever shed for how you turned out. You're pathetic, stupid beyond description, and you'll never get better. Kill yourself ASAP. If you're afraid, consider that living as you is a hell before death that only ever spirals down.
>>556511374bbbbased
one of the hardest checks in the game is to recognize what wyll smells like I'm not joking it's a DC 30
>>556514343why is the frog naked
>wotc's bg3 canon will be retconned less than a year after revealing itcan't wait to see how the show will rape shadowheart, karlach & astarion's character
>>556511374Chud you will never touch a woman or leave you mom's basement
>>556514927why would a frog need clothing
>>556515208A lie you tell yourself to feel better about being a tranny loser, you cope about being so low by pretending everyone else has been dragged into the dirt with you. You were so distant from the touch of a woman that you subjected yourself to modern day Mengele's medical experiments to try and become the girlfriend you never had. Of course you succeeded only at becoming a freak show monstrosity, too disgusting to exist in a functioning society. And so anytime you see the smallest step at making others as miserable as you are you rejoice. "Oh boy, something else is being ruined for all those decent people who gagged at the sight of me, take that society!" It's your own fault you became such a disgusting ghoul but you'll never admit it.
Imagine telling someone pre-August 2023 that a CRPG could become so popular that they'd option a TV show or movie off it. It beggars belief, even after the fact.
>>556516543>Imagine telling someone pre-August 2023 that a CRPG could become so popular that they'd option a TV show or movie off it.fallout started as a crpg and its show is very popular, actually
I wonder if the Examine feature will be disabled in Larian's next game. It "helped me out" a couple of times in BG3. Not that I'm complaining as it's useful in general but it can be spoiler-ish.
>>556516715Hardly anyone knows it as anything but Bethesda slop. Which Todd swore he wouldn't do when they first bought it, they swore people would see they could do different things and then they just made an oblivion mod out of it. That's how these things always go.
>>556517534I like it and wouldn't want it to disappear, but it should be tied to some kind of skill check. Gale or Jaheira should have had an easier time detecting the hag than Minsc.
>>556516715>startedand it stopped past NV
>>556517534hopefully they go back to the DOS2 system where a character's lore affects how much info is given
>>556516715555-COME-ON-NOW
>>556517906praying that the hero and villain tags come back
The githyanki will be free.
>>556519723kill yourself
>>556519723>Become a revolutionary.>Grow a nose.
>>556517791The funniest thing is he has Persuasion auto-picked as his Human proficiency skill. At least that's what the icon represents if I recall it correctly. The rest must be the default for the Ranger class.>>556517906That's also a good solution. A full-blown identification feature (like in BG1/2) would piss off current gamers but if cursed items alone made a comeback that would give Lore enough extra relevance>>556519832>not joining makes you a gith-yankee
funny
>>556521557What's funny? Who is the dragon?
>>556521679tiamat
Can Craig Mazin fix Wyll?
BG3 show trailer just leaked
>>556519832SHUT IT DOWN
>>556520671>>not joining makes you a gith-yankeeAh fuck that's good.
Shadowbaby
>>556517534How do you feel about knowing the exact number of enemies' hit points? Don't you feel that knowing a goblin is exactly one Magic Missile away from death is immersion-breaking?
>>556504579She instantly swaps to Selune after that and therefore will get picked up by her in the Afterlife.Shar has no reach unless she makes a grab for Shadowheart's soul, but that will likely bring Ao down on her.It's largely just Shar malding that her pet project turns away on the final hurdle and thus sounds like the leader of a doomsday cult when someone leaves it>y-y-you won't get saved when the day comes!Her being sold to Viconia is the worst fate because she ends up on the bottom of the totempole of the Sharran cult she has betrayed, so there is next to nil chance of her leaving that cult and Shar on top might just leave her Unclaimed after her death out of spite.Viconia even 6 months after the ending hasn't figured out what she wants to do with Shadowheart, so she'll spend the rest of her life in servitude / slavery, with the odds that her deity won't even pick up her soul.
>managed to kill Dolor after Cora's wine tasting>visit the two targets on the list I haven't talked to>no option to even mention their life was threatened Interesting. I get the logic that the danger ceased to exist but still.
Dhourn is the only one who confirms it but these adamantine forge searchers were probably all third sons or other outcasts, which explains why no one in their houses missed them when they were lost for who knows how long. They got petrified by the spectator when the Selunites were still active in the goblin camp temple.
>>556529973I would like to engage in really passionate sexual relations with this beautiful frog.
based boo
>>556528062It's a compromise. I don't have to go balls down with this to feel immersed. I see where you're coming from and I played games, including fully text-based ones where there was no numerical representation. It could add a lot to the experience if the game was designed with this in mind. But it's not a requirement for anything.
love seeing him with catsI even have a separate folder for it
>>556476574>>556477398You are so fucking mad right now, you nigger tranny cuck. Keep spamming and seething. Put your tripcode back on.
bruh
>>556540273Cumming directly into Laezel's eyes then passing a CHA check to convince her that a true warrior would never flinch from something as harmless as a little cum and watch her struggle to fight through the urge to cringe and blink it away.
>>556477832>>556477537>>556494839>>556510524>>556519827>Manthara schizo meltying down so hard he has to make five more seetheposts
If they had made Baldur's Gate 3 in the WOKE Biden president America, they would have:>made Wyll black>made Gale gay>made Minthara transgender>given Shadowheart a gender-neutral non-binary best friend>added a scene where you have sex with an animal
>>556540504based
Such a familiar tone.
>>556540929>Sharran transgenderI’ll admit, that’s some clever stealth dissing.
>>556541691You can just go and ask Elminster and he'll transform you into a real woman, but instead you worship Shar, the goddess of no one ever getting what they want.
>>556541987A cult of self-absorbed nihilistic assholes who are the tools of a spiteful goddess that despises them. It’s perfect.
>Today, kids, we are going to learn about a man named Tippu Tip.
why the fuck would anyone ever worship sharit very clearly and demonstrably didn't work out for literally anyone who ever did ityou're actually better off worshipping myrkul
>>556543153She lies to her followers.Most of the cultists believe she'll reward them, even high ranking ones like Viconia did.
>>556543307Pretty sure Viconia went through some heavy memory wipes and conditioning to make her as we see her in BG3. The same fate that awaits Shadowheart if she takes her place. It’s sad.
>>556543354Well-dressed frog.
>>556544313I could have saved her...
>>556543153People don't turn to Shar for no reason. Her worshippers are people going through really tough times that have nowhere else to turn. Just look at Viconia in BG1/2. Drow cleric of Lolth who betrayed her people, her family, and her goddess after being forced to kill the only person she ever even kinda cared about, fled to the surface where she not only has literally nothing but her entire race is practically kill-on-sight, what the fuck else is she supposed to do to survive? Those are the sort of people that turn to Shar worship.
>>556544529I spare her. Give her a chance to rediscover herself.
>>556544731Or Ketheric, a man so broken by loss that he became willing to do anything for the promise of forgetting.
>>556541241Ayo Voss wadup
no matter how many times i try i cant force myself to keep wyll in my party
>>556548343It’s a struggle.
>>556549010hes the only character ive never done the full quest for, ive never had him with me during ansur and ive never bothered saving ravenguard im also usually an asshole so i lose approval with him since astarion is permanently glued to my party
>>556549162Best to just recruit Karlach and have the camp confrontation with him so you can kill him off and take his stuff.
>>556549162>saving RavengardDo yourself a favor: go down to the Iron Throne so that Gortash activates the self-destruct. Then, don’t actually save anyone; just immediately leave. It’s so satisfying.
The balls on my warlock guy.
Never played with a Bard in the party before and hot damn is it nice to have short rest Inspiration on every check I ever make.
>>556547957Frog makes me feel funny
>>556549162Who do you usually keep in your party besides Astarion? Lae'zel and Minthara? The other companions feel too goody two-shoes to tolerate the asshole actions without constant approval loss.
>>556551647Lae’zel, Shadowheart, and Minthara are generally pretty tolerant of or encouraging of asshole activities.
>>556551647for origins characters my party is usually astarion, shart and karlach, karlach usually doesnt give a shit too much unless its purely evil, and even then you get approval with her just by not going murder hobo on everything, depending on my character il swap shart for gale, since 9/10 hes just neutral about stuffminthara, astarion, and shart are my favorite combo though, almost every character i play is durge so it helps when i want to be a dickhead, i didnt expect to like minthara that much when i first recruited her, but she became one of my favorites, especially when playing as a drow
>>556552326Minthara is funny. During Act 1, she’s a brainwashed cultist you can bang if you do a little genocide, she’s largely nonreactive for most of Act 2, but then during the Act 2 finale and onward, she suddenly becomes one of the best written characters in the game.
Which classes are good at fighting with two swords?
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>556554952Anything that gets extra attack and does not otherwise have an important class feature to spend their bonus action on. Spellswords that get access to Shadowblade are particularly strong.
>>556554952Fighter, Ranger, and Swords Bard are good choices.
>>556540929>made Minthara transgendermade?she is already
>>556551607Oh my.
>>556555920
Let Me Solo Her Karlach, Kittenheart and Glock Gale go on an adventure, how does it go?
>>556555920cute frog
>>556559040>KittenheartWe fucking HATE furries here.
>>556559259Doesn’t make sense, anyway. She’d be a wolf, like her dad.
>>556555920No she's not, she is fury. She is death.
>>556559004>>556559642incredible
After saving florick and ravengard, is there anything particularly time sensitive to worry about?
It's a shame that Jeffrey died he would made an amazing Raphael in the bg3 live action
>>556523252sure, by only making him appear in a cameo
>make roll to disarm trap>succeed>trap goes off anyway>knocked off cliff and dieFuck off
She is furry.
>>556544763Jaheira approves if you do that, hag redemption sex incoming.
thread theme https://youtu.be/sZamp9Btxcc?si=-RTmr-TaNPWMF6Uj
>>556566768Not really. If you're so deep in Act 3 the usual suspects (Strange Ox before entering the Lower City, preventing the Gazette to print a negative article about you, keeping Cora Highberry alive) are out of the picture already. Preventing Florrick's execution (5 Long Rests after you learn about it) and saving the vacationers of the Iron Throne are probably the most important time sensitive events. If you visited Jaheira's Harper hideout before entering the Lower City and left the "Avenge the Ironhands" quest after the Throne you're golden.
Why does Baldurs Gate have a sewer. Do they have plumbing? Is magic involved?
I hope that the main characters of the bg3 show won't all be human or elves
Hey, leave the Créche out of this, okay?
>>556583309It'll just be gays niggers and gay niggers
>>556585315I'm not watching dat then
>>556582582Because the shit has got to go somewhere, and a sewer is preferable to the streets.
>>556574572hagmaxing>>556586228still no toilets in the houses, only few loos on the streets
>>556574572Sweet. I bet the old lady is still a wildcat in the sack.
A party composed of Ketheric, Zrell & Minthara. Think about it
the BG3 tv show will probably release around 2030 or later. Fucking hell
>>556587646>divinity in 2028> their other game in 2030/2031>the bg3 show in 2030that's a crazy run
>>556587841There's no way Divinity will drop in 2028. We'll have the early access at most
>>556587927they want to release the game in 4 years and the game has been in development since 2023, we'll get the early access early/mid 2027
Ugh - the scraps of a Nightfall feast.
I just wanted to say that I love my wife.
>>556589859name five things.
>>556590137dos1dos2bg3divinityspace game
>>556582582>>556586228>>556586508In that browser game where Durge kills Tav there's a Sewer Keep that suppose to magically clean the city's wastewater before dumping it into the Chionthar but it's not operational for some reason. It's all nu-DnD shit so take it with a grain of salt. While the main point of the sewers is keep waste material contained (whether that's coming from emptied chamber pots or some kind of public latrines) it's also important to prevent the accumulation of water during heavy raining. That alone would justify the existence of sewers. >>556587927BG3 tools and less important assets will probably be heavily re-used. Experience is also crazy valuable with such big projects, so I wouldn't rule out a 2028 release date. It all depends if Swen tightens the leash during EA and puts his foot down on the most important design decisions early on. Because you can waste almost infinite amount of time "listening to player feedback", constantly rewriting shit and scrapping features.
>>556591640Okay follow up, there must be some sort of plumbing because we have water pressure with heat levels?
Shadowheart's fuzzy clam.
>>556589859Name three things you like about her that are non-physical.
>He's here
Which classes fit the following attributes?>Medium armor wearer>Greatsword/two handed longsword wielder>Uses Cha>Good in melee
>>556599127Only hexblade comes to mind
>>556599127Paladin (just keep 14 dex), bard (swords which is the best choice even if you don't get the benefit of the fighting style for 2h's and valor) and hexblade.
>beat the Sister of the Seeing Pearl>went out of my way to not kill the Masks>after the fight they're not hostile anymore>notice Shart is in a conversation (?) - it's pic rel>everybody turns Temporarily Hostile (minus Capt Grisly)Is it scripted? If not then I'm not sure what's happening. There was no active aura, ongoing AoE or harmful surface anywhere. I reloaded to try another scenario (reposition chars and another one doing the killing blow) but the outcome is the same, except a different foe triggers the fight.
>>556599127Dex paladin
2 druids lol
Good morning I love my beautiful wife Shadowheart.
For some reason Lae'zel loves breaking up short people's relationships.
>>556609027Why were all the deep gnomes gay? It makes no sense.
>>556609297weird gnome culture separates romantic relationships and procreation or something idk
How restrictive is the Oath of Ancients roleplay wise?
>>556611562Depends on what you want to roleplay. It's a very "honorable good guy oath" so don't randomly attack non-hostiles or side with obviously evil people like Ethel when you know what she is.
>>556587000When you go to the Mausoleum, and Balthazar's automatic responding skull machine calls out for>Z'rell, Nere, MinthAAAAraI thought how fun would it be to have a full party of failed evil henchmenthankfully there's a mod that lets you recruit every single NPC in the game
Idea:BG3 but with a gnome commanion
>>556612791Barcus...
>>556613881Barcus would have been so fire imagine his reaction to haarlep or orin
imagine actually fucking a goddamn frog lmao
>>556609027Lae'zel is a gall and she likes to break people (in half). >>556609297Some guy called the game's writers the 7-Men Cuck Squad and they loved it. Do I need to say more?
>>556615552she's not even the best good looking frog in the game
>>556616014post best looking one
BG3 should have had an animated show not a gay ass live action show directed by a hack, they're not even going to hire larian writers for feedback despite bg3 having an award winning writing, this is why there will never be a bg4, larian doesn't own its own game, do you have any idea how lame they will make cazador or raphael sound without their voice actors? Literally no one can play astarino aside of neil
>>556616389now this is a proper frog
>>556616489Live action means all drow must be played by black actors and everything more unusual is limited by the CGI budget.
giga cringe incoming I'm spoiling it
>>556617717
>toggling Non-Lethal Attacks reduce the damage even with elemental damage ridersCool shit. Somehow I always assumed the system let the latter overflow. As long as it doesn't apply DoT we're good.
>Get to the end of Act 1>Sudden urge to restart with as a totally different classEvery fucking time, I'm never gonna beat this game.
>>556609027Their relationship is already over. You're just the messenger.
>>556617717>>556617927its not cringe, thats literally Sharts personalityand we love her for thatwanna see real cringe?
>>556624348 ick
>>556624758>>556615991>>556585336>>556585315mental illness schizo cuckTrump lost.
>>556625140
Can you make tea out of neogi?
why don't bg3 halflings have hairy feet
>>556630516because that's nasty and the tolkien estate is anal about their IP
Are we allowed to talk about Larian games not called BG3? I decided to pick up DOS2 and even though I wish it had more direct narratives like BG3 as opposed to environmental storytelling I'm really enjoying it.I'm asking though because I wanted input on a kind of moral dilemma (for lack of a better term) in the game. Basically, this game's Flaming Fist parallel is racist against people who can use Source (tl:dr a special kind of magic) but most of them are just like that because their leaders have indoctrinated them to be like that. So an elf chef is taking revenge in her own way by killing them in secret and putting them in stew to feed to people and I found out about it. But I am not sure if I want to turn her in. Any thoughts?
>>556631740ask this in /crpgg/, you'll summon our resident schizo.
>>556631740>Are we allowed to talk about Larian games not called BG3Oink oink
>>556631740I don't think it's too much to ask that you use the appropriate general for that.>This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer role playing games such as [...] Divinity: Original Sin
>>556613228>wake up istik its midnight duel time
>>556616014wdym
>>556631740>Are we allowed to talk about Larian games not called BG3?sure>dillemakeep in mind that she's feeding the human stew to the whole village, not only the divine order + there are decent people among the order, I feel like they made her look like a villain with a sad story but she remains a bad person
>>556631740i'm afraid you've come to the wrong conclusion. total magister death
>>556609297It was a dysfunctional gay gnome terrorist cell.
Which one of you bought it?
>>556634562What's the joke? Where's the funny
>>556634793@grok make this bg3 related
>>556635476You take that back right fucking now.
>>556635647Lae'tonda
>>556634631It just explains how a single mom could afford a house in Baldur's Gate with how the housing prizes have developed under Gortash.
>>556635476>>556635890Her ass isn't nearly fat enough for either of these names to stick.
>>556635476based
>>556631740Is the elf cute? If yes, she's right.
>>556635890
I think cumming in Lae'zel is good
>>556631740>Are we allowed to talk about Larian games not called BG3?In the Baldur's Gate 3 general thread? No,but there's /crpgg/ and they would love to have new discussionsDivinity will come out in "4 years" according to Larian, you'll have plenty of time to discuss about it there for the future>>556633843I said what I said
>>556639581>Divinity will come out in "4 years" according to Larianthey also said that they worked on the game for 2 years, it'll be out in 2027/2028
we'll be getting games the size and quality of bg3 every 4 years, imagine that.
>>556639826another excellent reason to discuss it in the appropriate thread then
>>556640118Good thing /bgg/ is the righ thread
>>556634793The future is black. Cry about it, Manthara cuck. Black cocks rape Manthara and every lesbian.
I never ask lae'zel to stay on toril, it just seems selfish.
>>556642681She did stay voluntarily on Toril when I kept her a Vlaakith loyalist and let Emperor eat Orpheus, and after the final battle asked her to do whatever she wants.
Cast him.
>>556634793wtf
...and Michael Imperioli as Raphael!
Is being a creche commander or a varsh/sa'varsh actually punishment duty for gith? They will age when they have to stay outside the Astral Plane and natural gith lifespan isn't really different from humans.
>>556644742I don't think so considering its THE most important job in the entire githyanki existence
yes, yes, but would you tongue lae'zel's butthole
>>556631740I stopped her. She's going a bit far once she turns into a serial killer that feeds her victims to the village. If the story was about her taking revenge on one person who harmed her it might be different, but she's targeting anyone in a uniform, and there are some amount of decent folk among the magisters who may not deserve it. Feeding them to the village also calls into question her mental state.
>>556645076Why do you respond to an off-topic question about an off-topic game? Are the threads not shit enough without your enabling the parasitic behavior of the Larian tourists?
>>556644742>>556644968As I understand it, they regularly cycle out crèche commanders to minimize their time spent aging in the material plane.
>>556642510Such horrors that dwell within your mind.
>>556645636nice hair but it doesn't seem like it would fit under a helmet
>>556645892She's a gish, I think they get privileges since none of them wear helmets in games.
>>556645892>>556646249Githyanki care more about style than practicality. Just look at their armor and weapons.
>>556643728that dwarf from got
>>556646673In lore this is because they get bored in the Astral Plane and start pimping their gear.
>>556646673The superior githyanki don't view style as a trade-off. My favorite stylish warrior is this one.
>>556647147Yeah she's pretty.
Shouldn't a 5 warlock, 3 bard, 1 cleric character have 9 spellcaster levels and thus a level 5 spell slot? Or do I misunderstand how spell slots are gained?
>>556647386Warlocks use pact magic spell slots that don't translate into normal spell slots for one.
Is it more important to get your martial's main stat from 18 to 20 with ASI, or to grab GWM?
>>556647980>>556647980>>556647980
>>556647768So warlock levels don't count toward earning normal spell slots?
>>556631945>>556632390>>556639581I swear I searched the catalog using keywords like Larian and Divinity and got zero results. Wow, is there egg on my face. Thank you for letting me know while being civil about it, I'll go there from now on. I don't like quoting a million posts in one so thanks to everyone else for the input as well. I'll probably tell the Magisters because I assume that upon becoming Divine, my character will lead the Divine Order and so it's best to start setting a good example now. Hope you guys enjoy your thread and have a nice weekend.
>>556648013GWM and use elixirs if you're trying to minmax. Pick whatever if you're RPing.
