Previous: >>556188524>Season 3 trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCMA9Nevk [Embed] [Embed] [Open]>S3 roadmap:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2151>TWT Finalshttps://www.twitch.tv/tekken>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0we love Bob
>fucked up OPAnd you niggas refuse to use mine because...?
thank you for making the real thread
2 shitty threads but one of them is on topic i guess
someone make a T8 equivalent I'm too lazy
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>>556306002Noctis canonically loves arcades.
I canonically love men
Why are so many "men" in the FGC or Tekken specifically that are anti-waifu characters? A lot of Mishima players too. Every time there's a new female in the roster they're like, gooner gooner gooner character oh no, oh no... Like, why? What are they trying to prove exactly? It's a fucking video game, it's a toy... What are you on?
i need to re-do my swag for my annual japan summer trip
>>556306837edgelords tend to be closeted. tekken attracts a lot of those types.
being the creator of gran turismo must feel amazing
>>556306837it's 2026 and heterosexuality is illegal chud
>>556306002
>>556306837mailman consistently talks about penis
>>556307134No, Arisa plays cute family sim.
>noanime
>>556306837You're too low test to understand this but when the joy of fighting is having 100% of your energy being used towards victory and the last thing you want to deal with is a woman. You go after hot babes after the fight is done.Also waifu-bait characters are not attractive whatsoever.
>You go after hot babes after the fight is done.guess i missed the memo.kazuya main btw.
Why isn't it possible to make the girls in T8 look oiled the fuck up? T7 had that look with just water
>>556306837female characters are designed with dishonest kits and meant to attract female players who need the advantage to compete. the only female character in the entire tekken series that doesn't apply here is josie but that's because she's just bruce with extra moves
>>556307501You should have an easy time doing actual martial arts. I hope you get a nice hippie to impregnate soon. Make sure to treat the kid well so he doesn't start WW3.
>>556307134>reina reads rance and self-inserts as him
https://streamable.com/wfnf3i
its gonna be real funny to see murray go out alone on stage now
Reminder that SEGA (Thank You) is making a new ECCO.
>>556307713she's perfect
>>556308529he's not going to do that. the result of harada leaving is that tekken no longer has a public face just like every other fgc franchice except ed boon kinda.
>>556308742well somebody's going to have to go up on stage for these events
Do I really spend 20 bucks on this game just to press x to believe in my heart?
>>556308529Y is gonna pick up announcements at live events going forward
>>556307251kill yourself
>>556307713fuuuuuck all cosplayers
https://x.com/volskimmer/status/2019205500475437255?s=46
slightly overweight japanese cosplayers owe me sex
>>556308824street fighter often doesn't. and most non-fgc franchise have been doing faceless announcements for a while. tekken is late to the paartry but that's how thigns were going.
>>556308990I need to bulk just a little bit to be able to pull off a Kazuya cosplay so I can hopefully meet a Jun cosplayer.
There is a possibility of Harada just getting paid to show up for the events or as a guest, without having any responsability for the decisions at Bamco. Who knows. Harada is only 55.
if street fighter did it they'd have to talk in japanese so their players can understand
>>556308872yes, do it
lets gooo!!!!!
tekken noob here, trying to grasp whats bad about tekken8 and stuff. so from what i gathered, one of the issues is getting a stance mixup on block, even if the mixup isnt that great (like sentai)? so no moves should transition to stance on block?if thats the case, then you should only get the stance mixup on hit? but if i get the hit, isnt a combo just better? why would i need a mix on hit?
>>556309649ulsan's girlfriend
>>556309607>but if i get the hit, isnt a combo just better? Sure, but launchers in general tend to be slower or unsafe and same story for strings that combo on normal hit. So a poke that gives a mixup on block that loops into other mixups if your opponent guesses wrong is really oppressive.
>>556309596I didn't like him before, since the way he mistreated Fatal Fury I hate him.
Start playing tekken again now to remember how to play or wait till my ninja wife releases?
>>556309552I'll get it next week when I have some free time. I need some mentally deranged hopium anyways.
>fatal furycrazy to think that its highest ever peak is still lower than T8 daily average two years after release and its daily peaks are half of T7 daily peaks 9 years after releaseand that shit still gets million dollar tournaments
i put some lipstick on my lips everytime i play tekken 8
>>556305901Ryona is so back
>>556309607Listen here anon, let me break down the absolute state of the Harada Casino (Tekken 8) using a simple playground analogy so your brain doesn't overheat.Traditional Tekken is Rock, Paper, Scissors. Mid beats ducking, High beats slow buttons, Low beats standing block. You know, actual fighting games.Tekken 8 introduced the Shotgun.The Shotgun is a Forced Mixup on Block (like Azucena wr3, Dragunov snk4, Victor stuff).The Shotgun beats Rock.The Shotgun beats Paper.The Shotgun beats Scissors.When you are minus on block in T8 against a stance transition, you are staring down the barrel. You can’t step (Shotgun has tracking). You can’t jab (Shotgun is frame tight). You can’t block (Shotgun has a chip damage low or a guard break).So, logically, the devs added the Anti-Gun Ray.This is your Power Crush, your Rage Art, or a frame-perfect dickjab interrupt.The Anti-Gun Ray destroys the Shotgun. It is the hard counter.Here is the mindgame loop that makes T8 a mental asylum:The Shotgun Option Select: The attacker enters stance on block. This covers 99% of your defensive options (Rock/Paper/Scissors). They win automatically if you play normal Tekken.The Anti-Gun Ray Read: To survive, you must use the Anti-Gun Ray (Panic Power Crush).The Ray Weakness: The Anti-Gun Ray loses to literally everything else. If the attacker enters stance but just blocks or sidesteps (waits), and you fire the Anti-Gun Ray? You die.So the "Game" isn't about spacing or movement anymore. It's: Do I fire the Shotgun? If he thinks I have the Shotgun, will he use the Ray? If I think he's going to use the Ray, I'll just stand here and launch him for -15.
>>556309857so the stance mixup should only happen on hit? so for reina for example, ff2 on block should just be -9 or w/e, no stance. but then ff2 on hit is what would lead to sentai mixup? because right now it just combos into sen3 and sen2. so to be more fair, sentai2/3 would have to be slower or ff2 on hit less advantageous? cuz otherwise no need to use the other options
>>556309607The stance transitions are an issue on block if they give the player transitioning (kek) (plus)+frames on block so that the opponent blocking has to respect (not press any button) against the stance. If you try to mash against the stance at (minus)-frames you have a chance of being Counter Hit which is bad and in some instances leads to more damage or being launched into the air for a juggle combo.This leads to situations where a character can decide to mix you up between a low or a mid, sometimes a scary low like a hellsweep or a mid that can wall splat and lead to massive damage. They can also decide not to do anything and RESET the situation by doing that +on block move again and again which also sometimes does chip damage. In that scary situation you have options but the mere fact of being put into that shitty situation is enough to feel stressed and is a mental burden.That's Tekken 8 aggressive style issue, where in Tekken, lows are very scary because they are cheap and you can't backdash or react to them but they are the slowest moves, and many moves come out from stances where you basically have to guess between blocking in the neutral or ducking to block a low or evade a high. The mids will launch you as they are the most dangerous moves, so generally in Tekken you avoid ducking too much.
shant read that twin
she gon call me baby boo
>>556310657he didn't think of that
>>556310480>>556310894right, thanks, i think understand some of it.it seems that doing that on block is the shit part.but if a stance happens on hit thats more ok? what about if some of those stance mix options lead to other stances of just loop into itself (on hit). is that fine in principle?
>>556310657No because most of the time you don't have the time to visually confirm whether you are on hit or on block for stance transitioning. All of the FORCED stance transitions are shit, like Steve ones. They are more predictable too. It's the manual stance transitions that are even more of an issue. A player can also cancel the stances.And sometimes the issue is not even a stance, it's just regular +on block moves that can lead to frame traps. (A frame trap is when you think you can press but nope, you didn't have the advantage and got CH the next move).
>>556309607There is no issue. Neutral is a mixup. Going into stances is a mixup sometimes. It's the same thing. AK doing f3,2 into crouchdash throw or just doing the throw raw is the same thing. You already blocked the fkn mid so you'd have eaten the throw too. /tekgen/ is just really shitty at Tekken.
>>556311372>Neutral is a mixup.But the mental frames make stance + on block
Kazuya getting an auto laser wall splat on a 10f punish meanwhile Asuka is losing her followup to a range 0 semi-reactable launch punishable low. Wish the devs wouldn't balance the game around TMM and Phidx videos
>>556311543Who cares? When I'm doing b4 gayming to keep out for an entire round straight those fuckers feel like they are permanently in - frames. They don't even dare do anything but hold block on range 2 so I throw em for free the entire fucking round.Using stances for that is the way of the noob and gets u killed.
Tekken 8 Pros are at a point where they basically have to disrespect the frames sometimes. They have to. They do it all the time. They don't follow textbook frames as much because otherwise that means getting slowly chipped, slowly getting cornered and pressured too much etc.What is hard is truly knowing WHEN to do so, and in the safest way possible. Stepping is hard because so many moves are tracking when they shouldn't and many others are too good homing buttons anyway. Sometimes you have to take the guess because you simply do not have the frames to do anything.Dickjab (down jab) is a legit strategy in the current Tekken 8 meta yeah. You risk getting parried but that's your risk to regain control of the situation, and getting back your turn to act to avoid a worse scenario.
>>556312096>Dickjab (down jab) is a legit strategy in the current Tekken 8 meta yeahNot really more than before. If anything it's quite less legit than in any other Tekken.
>>556311656That laser is the same laser from ff2 and you don't get anything from it at or near the wall, it's crazy that they'd throw it on 112 but the worst you have to worry about is damage from the laser followup.
>>556312427I mean it depends on the players and the characters but a lot of times that's your only option, with the other being an armor move, or a heat burst. Getting parried is less scarier in T8 because it's an instant tornado so the combos do less damage than they did previously. Stepping is the same, it depends on where you are in the stage and the MUs... Being with your back against the wall in this game with 60% of your life left because you got launched, put up there with the opponent popping his heat after a massive wall carry... That's where the fun drops for me. Having to deal with Tekken's bs Oki system after one launch and having to guess while the other is in Heat, + the stage hazards etc. Like, come on.
these niggas put in a fucking kangaroo over Miguel
>VF5REVO has the lowest entrants>no VF6 news since the disastrous TGS showcase>VFDC dead>it's a reddit fighter but the subreddit is dead>it's a shitcord fighter but the many shitcords are dead
>>556313621Over Lei you probably meant*I still believe Marduk is the 4th character this season.No way they would troll the babies that want Marduk back legitimately without giving them what they want. Roger is the 3rd troll character, Marduk is 4th.
>>556313737yeah I want Lei but I was quoting LTG's reaction, 4th character is new
I don't get why they keep adding new moves. No one wants it.If the season 3 trailer just showed the nerfs, such as Anna's fc.df2 not homing, Asuka's d1+2 not giving followup, heat smash not giving wallsplats (lol), then no one would complain.
this thread smells like pure unfettered ass
Waifus all have the same face and weird wasp waist. The only difference between them is their hair and height and Asuka's lack of neck. Not to mention they're not allowed to age after 35.>Nina and Anna: Cryosleep kept them physically in their 20s>Kunimitsu I: Absent because of some random illness>Michelle: Fucked off to who knows where>Jun: Probably some bullshit about spiritual and fighting energy keeping her youthful>Master Raven: Lol who and where?And don't get me started on the younger girls just being shallow anime girl archetypes.
Wow almost like harada was an idol master fag and wanted to put in cute girls. Too bad he didn't account for his fan base preferring the fat American guy that eats hamburgers lmao more than 18 year old models with giant tits
>>556314525I hate anime and waifu faggotry but Jun just looks like an asian mom that's decently involved in fitness.
hey twins it’s been real but i think im gon en my shii now
>>556313686That last VF showcase didn't help. They should've made World Stage free in a similar way that GranBlue Fantasy does it with limited characters.It's Sega anyway, they'll fumble
dont do dat twin season 3 comin soon
>>556315198They'd rather milk VF5 than do anything of substance with the IP. It's like Atlus and Persona 5.
We need VF x Tekken x Dead or Alive 3 person Tag team fighting game
how can i bag an asian that's decently involved in fitness?
>>556316308Me everytime I see a xiaoyu cosplay thot
okay but if you don't trust the plan you're stupid
im black and look like Bob any chances I can find a freaky Korean girl into that
>>556314525>Jun: Probably some bullshit about spiritual and fighting energy keeping her youthfulJun is not supposed to look youthful though. She is like 45 or something. But you could say she has asian genes. That also works.
>>556316886She looks like an asian mom. Jun looks like she's in her mid 40s. Women age much better when they have kids and just do small amounts of exercise. >>556316809You won't have luck with koreans but you'll have luck with white women.
>>556316308You move to JapanTry to work in a resort areaGo to a random martial arts dojoGet trainedFall in love with a spinster, most probably the daughter of an old senseiez
>>556316376
>>556316308Be moderately attractive and go to a convention.
Confession: I have an AI ask as my gym motivator and told it to ham Jin, Baki, Kenichi, Goku, Vegeta, Naruto, And Ippo act as my coaches who check in on my workouts daily
if the reception to S2 was better they'd probably give every character an install for S3 lol
>>556317669/whimsygen/
Season 3 will introduce in game Tasty Steve commentary.
Steam machine delayedITS OVER
>>556317839Idk what that is
vf not delayed though
IT'S EFFING UPPPPPPPhttps://youtu.be/GX-AmOzlvv0?si=jv2BWhl8a0ybAqPk
vf is dead it shoot it's foot last Tokio Game Show that's worse than delayed
I'm so fucking stoked for Bob.Finally, Tekken is back. I've wanted him since launch.This will be the comeback of the century.
>>556318365shill
bob>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all male cast>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(You)/Dale
THEY'LL FIX EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING. SUCKS.
>>556318756i cant wait to see phidx do this again then realize the game is still ass
we should let phiddy and speedkicks make t9
If you think it tekken characters are Nazi supporters they cheer for hittler and called world saviour
He is not a real man. He's a coward.But it's over and I won.I am excited for Season 3!
nakatsu ruined my life by making tekken 8. he should be in jail or worse. in hell
leo is literally industry plant - the character
>>556318365I will never watch his Tekken videos after he claimed 8 is great and 4 is bad.
Hope final dlc is miharu
thinking about men
tekken's most inspired design choice is giving miharu massive fucking tits
>>556307134>fighting games>no bald>no fat>no ugly
>>556320079he works for (((them)))dont trust his lies
dead shit game
>>556312096No shit retard if you respected every frame you'd be stunlocked by jab every time. Sidestep is good.>>556311656Kill yourself>>556309607A mid that fast with that much range shouldn't be advantageous on block or force you to guess
>>556306837i'm not anti-waifu, i simply hate kunimitsu. you'd never find me complaining about lucky chloe, that character was incredibly honest.
>>556324017faggot
why are fighting game players so obsessed with the concept of honesty? is it because the genre is perfect information games?
>>556322429feng and bryan are pretty ugly to be fair
>>556324017stfu ur talking to an asuka god catch me at evo kid
I just got off work and now I'm eating a pizza!!!
>>556326578Okay Jeffrey... Share the 2 new pizzas with me the next time, okay? xoxoMaggie
Would love to get in on that "pizza". Let me know when's a good time to come over.-M
comfy…
>blud>cuh>:skull:>twinI always learn the latest slang from /tekgen/
>>556328121you’re welcome twunc
>>556328121can't forget lowkirkenuinely
these are the "people" calling for 'ka nerfs
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/U_90XNCBatY?si=xsY20vvwJGH8ZN1Y
>>556328121my research has yielded a new and exciting slang term for tekgen use. be on the lookout for it soon
wtf they're removing the 2 from overwatch 2
>>556319090AND YOULL BE LEAVIN WITH A FAT LIP
>>556328383thank you for your opinions, cherished and celebrated green ranks of the tekken general
>>556322512I don't think he's fraudulent I just think he's too into MvC and doesn't care much about other fighting games.
Tekkino World Tour finals were a 10/10 BLAST!!!!!!
should have removed the heat from tekken 8
i need a chinese gf
haven't played tekken since tekken 3, got tekken 8i'm gonna play
I subpoenad your IP
>>556329261the only non racist at the venue cheering for pakistan, wholesome
>>556329336Become Jin and you'll have no problem. I'm trying to become Kazuya.
>>556329336
THE ONLY FANTASY HERE IS YOURS
>>556329004i'm a blue rank sir
People liking Kuni 1 really gets speedkicks heated for some reason
Team hagJunKuni 1MichelleTeam tweenAsukaKuni 2Julia
>>556330667Holy SOVL
team fortress 2
>>556330667did i stutter
>>556331471i would sauce all over you nigga (no homo...unless...)
>>556331565i don't think it would be possible to lose a single round to you
>>556331680many have thought the same thing and fallen to me
paul or kazuya for a first timer?
paul unless you're ready to dedicate 15 years of your life to learning a mid-tier
>>556331980Playing Kazuya in a modern Tekken game is torture.
>>556331980paul unless you want to become a super jaded mishimabro that hates every other character
>>556331980Paul is the STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE
>>556331117i'm team julia and kuni 1
>>556318365why the fuck is youtube shilling me this guy so much non stopHis face is weird so I won't watch but it keeps trying
>>556331117*milf
i don't get the RL glazethis is par for the course for any competitive game worth its salt, i'd wager that 500 hours in T8 is still nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gDnGxcB0TU
Does anyone please still have this mod? What was the name? Could upload somewhere for an anon? Does it still even work? I can't find it anywhere now, nexus, deviantart, tekkenmods. I hate these modders that suddenly delete their stuff for whatever reason. I believe it was from 2024.
Why did Lili steal mairy zo tits tired of colonization
>>556333204https://www.patreon.com/posts/tekken8-zzz-suit-122838317
i haven't seen xiaoyu's in so long
https://youtu.be/QxDCHXxUzO4I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT TEKKEN GETS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKloc3KJ3O4
>>556333348
>>556333324Wow thanks, you're the real MVP tonight.Can I still use it without the jacket from that download? I remember another version of that mod, maybe it was a previous version?Also gonna use the Qipao one as well, that looks rad. Insane how bad are the devs compared to these good modders.
>>556333906The jacket is an accessory, just use the clothing they showed and you can take the jacket off. Not sure which piece it is.Have fun, and goodnight
>>556332869this is for normies
>>556333816this is for sensitive japanese hunks with the will to live
>>556332869500 hours in any competitive game is literally a piss in the wind. it means absolutely nothing. the fact that that is the first number this guy came up with means RL is probably pretty easy
you don't need 500 hours to hit demon paw heat engage
>>556334792You can get Tekken God in way less than 500 hours lmao. Rocket League is harder because all team games are harder.
>>556329640TMM supposedly dislikes the Korean scene as toxic
>>556334997there's no ELO system in tekken. reaching tekken god means nothing
>>556334997i mean getting good at Tekken is not the same as getting Tekken God
When I was led to youI knew you were the one for meI swear the whole worldCould feel you, MC
but for real though, how hard is Rocket League? what makes it so challenging?
Uh Capcum slurpers???
>>556335154me cumming
Nah, team games you can be somewhat carried by others. There's always a better player that can fill the skill gaps in a team, and the matches are longer, so you can adapt over time. You are with your own ass in a fighting game, and you have 2-3min to make the correct choices and download your opponent. This takes years, and when I mean "years" I mean years of tournament and competitive play, not just thousands of hours of online play and lab. You can be GoD4 online, and then you can be like Hexmark or Jodd, who are still not prepared to beat the tops because mental pressure / not experienced enough in big tournaments etc.
Just be a zoomer and slime rush in dix to win tourneys. Tekken is just boomer game now.
>>556334997tutorial ends at god of destruction thougheverbeit
methinks all multiplayer game needs better onboarding and the games have to be fun right when you get into a real match for the first time
men? huge fan
>>556335154I___ H_____ E_____
>going out of your way to make a cheap copy
>>556340960>>556341070>>556341181sniff
It's over
>>556341374kek mashen lost
>>556341374games irrelevant
Why these guys disbanding Tekken?
japs are ass at the game and it’s too niche there
does deadlock have like a set lane metai want to play the hot vampire and the hot necromancer girl but knowing valve they'll be supports or something
>>556309607Stance on block is okay if the situation afterwards is interesting and fairFor example Lee hitman. 1+2 into hitman on block is +2, the fastest move comes out equal to your jab (i12), step right block covers all hitman options on immediate timingBut Lee can just delay in which case he's getting mental frames off you, this means you might want to interrupt, and if you want to interrupt then suddenly hitman options matter again. but the most important thing is that even if you guess wrong except for the riskiest move (hms2) the risk reward is usually just eating a poke or a low, that you have good coverage, and to beat your high coverage they need to take risksThe issue is when the stance is so oppressively plus the situation is basically reduced to block standing or crouch, like Lionheart. There's 0 interesting gameplay arising from that stance, both players are just flipping a coin. Stances are fine in Tekken and so are mixups even on block, some people (ironically tend to be Mishimas lmao) think you should never ever be in a mixup except on hit but that's impossible because when you use a safe move that is -9 you're putting yourself in a mixup. It's just stuff inherent to fighting games.
I nominate Stephen Stafford for the role of Harada Tekken
how can kunimitsu be dishonest if she has an electric? checkm8
Anyone play Tekken on PC, what GPU and settings do you use?
>>556342682neither are supports. why don't you try asking the deadlock general it's pretty active
>overwatch adding a cat to it's game >deadlock adding a wolf >tekken adding a kangaroo Does sf think it's too cool for animal characters
balrog soon chuddy
Kazuya Returns to Ranked
Jin Return to Tradition
I'm reinstalling to mash with kunimitsu
>>556345590>look inside>kazuya mirror against his sub buttbuddy in player match
>>556341374Now I wonder if more teams are gonna do this because it seems that it's the way forward. Chanel also got dumped by DRX a few weeks ago... He was always the worst Korean player desu but still.FG are just not profitable.
>>556343874Nvidia 3060TiJust use DLSS Quality/Balanced and you're set.
>>556346280they'll probably get signed again if they qualify for EWCthat's all FG is useful for
>>556346280fgc will be back to being a comfy genre where people play for chipotle couponsthe esports craze is over. there's only money for it in like, league and csgo and stuff of the sort
Banned on /v/ again for not sucking Nintendo's dick
why does he still have TEKKEN in his nameget outta here old man
>kazuya ranked returns>beating on blue rank kazuya with god(0 kek) rank amokinclassic mailman :skull:
why does tmm have such an outsized influence on this game's culture
he's the only consistent streamer
it's never gonna get better
he's the wet dream of every kazuya masher in rankedtalk about penis all dayget paid for itget the highest rank with honest kazuya from playing against your chat with other 10k people giving you advice in real timenever interact with any femalemasku
Mailman is such a repulsive douche. Swedes are awful fucks.
Scammed myself so fucking hard with the S2 character/stage pass because the stages are complete garbage. I paid money to lose on boring ugly infinite and party game bouncy castle
>Drops his son at school>Back at home, launches Tekken 8>30min-1h of "training" while talking about balance patches and reacting to gm's new crazy bait>6h of murdering his Bushin viewers, who are all non-stop refreshing the lobby in a hope to get in, while TMM talks about his penis>Ranked? Oh no ... no, not today>End stream
still sounds better than average 9-5
I don't get how the fuck he doesn't get bored of beating shit players every dayHe has something like 90% wr in player matches that has to get boring
>just beat up a scriptkiddie 11-1getting outplayed 10 games in a row and they still can't change play styleyeah yeah keep ducking those random ass grabs from range 2 and doing as ws launcher only to get launchedlmao
>>556347290>why the biggest streamer is popular?this is you
>hop on ranked>either retard trying to boost the account by cheating>or get plugged if you winbrown player base
>>556347290cause youre european
>>556348564on the contrary, that's the normal for himthat's why going into ranked is always such a whiplash, somehow he isn't winning 90%+ of the matches anymore and people aren't taking it easy against him and "playing fair"obviously his subs and buddies want to play "trve tekken" in the lobbies so they play like fake korea larpmeanwhile in ranked it's kiddy gloves off, you either deal with every bullshit possible or you losethis disrepancy also prompted his retarded "it's not the dev's fault, it's the players' fault that game feels bad because they abuse the good moves that the devs put in the game" -rant because his fawners don't do that in his lobbies so they don't get banned lmao
its insane that the biggest tekken streamers also have no clue about game design and never dare to say anything that might get them dislikedautismoseiken is completely right
>>556331980Pavl is a character for niggas who like to have fun. Mishimas are for unwashed chuds who base their personality on how they perform in a videogame. Choose wisely.
>>556333816They shouldn't have made her attractive in this game. It was easier to hate her in the previous games..
>>556348564"ranked" stream spends 5 hours playing retards from his chat and 20 minutes in ranked I'd honestly kill myself
he has ranked anxiety
>>556349324Halo effect. We love pretty people.
>paul is a character for fun>every paul i match plays the same exact flowcharts and never presses until you do>duck for 000.1 sec, instant deathfistjust admit that every nigga is just cheating nowthere is no fun to be had
i like to turn on heterosexual men
>>556349092Yeah this. He hates when things don't go his way and as planned like a control freak. That's why he hates ranked. Doesn't want to deal with the bs. And then starts with the excuses of having to play against "waifus" and "cheap characters" etc.But unless you're like a pro, you are not meant to have a WR of over 55%...
I don't wanna hear nuthin from you crayon eaters about Lee Chaolan, ya heard
>>556348564ummmmm actually the people in his chat are VERY skilled it's just that they don't abuse the broken waifus, every single one could EASILY be god1 or better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1JkQ-WhXHUleibros...
>>556349092This is basically the core thing, he simultaneously wants to believe he plays for "fun" yet gets extremely mad when not winning 90% of his matches because he can't have fun unless he wins. Basically as usual the "it's just a game chill bro stop making it competitive" people are just shitters afraid of competing and having close games.
>*he figures out his flowchart at the highest rank in the game*>OMG SWEATLORD pleaseSTOP.. geezus christ... mailman everyone
no one is watching him
Feminine men that can cause erection in straight men must be gay or otherwise straight men would be gay
>BACK TO BASICS>kuni first new champnice try M you can't trick me
How many posts before I get the normal captcha back? I'm on a fresh IP and it keeps asking me for three tests.
Kuni and Bob with a stance and ff2 being heat engager
>>556353448You got the "not like the others" one? Got that after like 2 daya
is kuni really that anti fundies!?
>>556353374>champYou don't play tekken, seek chainsaws to your neck
>tmm is at range 2>does a launchable lowliterally every time
>beat a GoD Fang with a 12 win streak that was smurfingfelt good ngl
>>556353814Ok maybe it's simply a timer then. Oh well. The stars and spike shit is the annoying one.
>>556353974not really, she's just female, evasive and was overtuned as fuck so the hate was blown out of proportionpeople are also pretending she's going to be gigabroken here when all the broken T7 newcomers have been pretty reasonable in T8
>>556353974*backturns*ur move chuddy
from a casual viewpoint i.e. not wanting to be a cocksucking cumguzzling progaymer tourney hustlergrinder discord coacher who wants to get epic prize money, this game is just not fun to lose at, because you just do not get to play at all and are wasting 3 minutes watching cutscenes.
lil bro described life
>roger>literally another king but with a hellsweepNOW THIS IS BACK TO BASICS!
dew it
>Valve says it has to ‘revisit’ its shipping schedule and pricing plans for the Steam Machine, Steam Frame, and Steam Controller.$1500 wasn't high enough I guess
>>556354272She looks like
how DOES roger grab you when he wears boxing gloves.
with his hands
how are there people at GoD without breaks and 0 punishment game
>>556355157cause they can easily feed on players like you
>>556354923If they go higher than 800 it's not worth it anymore. And they will because anything less kills your profit. Since it's so expensive despite the convenience it will turn into a niche like the steam deck that only tards buy, getting no mods and support, and it will dieBad times for releasing that shit. It's better to wait like 4 years until the IA bubble dies
>>556355157reacting like a robot to a 8 frames animation is not skill
farted with headphones on, now I don't know if people heard it
>>556355226in 4 years we won't even have consumer storage anymore
>>556355157*pops heat*
i thought the steamerino machine would be good for fgc events but then i memebred it's still owned by sony so we're forced on ps5s and random disconnects.
thank you HARADA SAAAAAAAN
>>556354923Valve is just a bunch of incompetent Amerifat nepo hires. Wait for the Chinese/Japanese TV PC instead.
Icefrog raped my dignity
>>556355089women don't dress like that
unfortunately i'm forced to play deadlock when it "finally" escapes beta because icefraud has a contract with my soul
>>556354923how does that shit still have shills when with a rdna 3.5 chip
>>556355157NA Tekken bruh
>>556354923you would revisit them too when a lot of components just skyrocket in price, their previous assumed "too high price" would be "hella cheap" if taking that into account
https://youtube.com/watch?v=epo8lQcrgEkit’s up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82AqlXw9e-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDVS0tW39E4
yupit's over.we get a fucking boomer kangaroo while virtua fighter 6 gets The Weeknd and MessiMurray can't lead a companyFUCKKKKKK
yo who axed for kuni sonyo why you killin tekken
im no fag but money is money
gran turismo gets new cars as free update (lot of work to map a whole car and optimize it for a game) while we are here waiting like cucks to get a new half-assed character without real martial arts and weirdly fucky digital mocap
it's free for me for almost a decade
yeah the money doesn't matter, it's the quality that i'm having issues with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaAEsuiF7uo
wait, did jimmy even go to the LCQ this year
>>556357198why the fuck is that on phidx channel
the year just started lil bry
>>556356192>video spends 20 minutes on the story modeholy shit no one fucking cares
i care
>tmm malding that a launchable low beats kazuya powercrushincredible
>>556357280he has an actual job and a family so i assume not
if your character can launch -13 you need to shut the fuck up about balance you fucking dog
i'm a cat meow purrrrrr
>scriptkiddie kicharges after winning one round where i was labbing his scripts>go into hypersafe flowcharts>kicharge double>keep doing it for 5 more matches until he stops rematching>block and report the retardlmao
>>556358202grass is green, and this guy is clearly detached from reality>wait why is everyone cheering, am I the only one who wanted marduk?>is everyone a furry?this is your leading voice and content creator for tekken? maybe it's time to wake the fuck up, fundies and masku my asshttps://youtu.be/IqIhEnStjKk?t=203
Kaz has one of the most tard wangler moves in the game with d1+2. You won't beat Arsenal with it but it will carry your shitty ass even if you never use electrics, just like Armor Kang and db3. Females wish they had that bullshit on their kits
>noooo you have to respect the heckin frames i am +3 let me do my i37 pluys on block midwhy are some players like this? if people mash just frametrap
why are YOU like this? it's the human condition being a bitch that can't cope
>match a law>always starts pressing when i do>gets ss ch launched every time>he just never learns>press up to ss>instant homing>randomly jump>instant heat activation>i press button from other side of the stage>he does flying kick every single time i press but never when i duck>has rage>i pop heat>he does his ws launcher>every single time>end up 10-1ing himits insane that there are people playing the exact same moves on a loop like this Also i noticed that scriptkiddies/bots will always stop playing after 10 lossesmeanwhile i scrub out TK+ and they never rematch
You should be in Milan, having sex and watching Winter Olympics
Who we aiming to watch at the WOlympics?
harada would easily win the olympics due to his skills in mental gymnastics
How do we save Tekken now?
Why have sex if i can own scriptstards?
Wait until they fire the two stooges
>>556360472it's in SEGA hands now.. hopefully they deliver a game good enough to make Bandai want to copy it
>match a hackstroon>lay on the ground with life advantage>let the timer run out
>>556360359I wouldn't even make it pass her cheeks...
https://x.com/kentuckyburgerr/status/2019331278907273253
can't cheat in gran turismo 7
Scrub question; beside a small damage increase, is there any other differences to false/TRUE EWGF? Hitbox? Start up? Recovery? Anything?
mainman is mad because he doesn't know eddy gordo strings. this guy is playing at the highest ranked and acts like he's not supposed to know eddy's strings
will tekken ever get a moment like thishttps://youtu.be/pS5peqApgUA
how come no one ever complains about Kaz hellsweep being a launch near the wall that is pure horseshit
S3 patch is on my birthday so you have to-Buff backdash distance-Nerf all heat smashes (wall splat ,+frame)-Make heat burst kill 60% of heat bar not 30% -Tornado removes the burst bound and vice versa-Heatdash only gives follow-up-1 tailspin per combo-NERFS@nkt_dreamer@CIA@FBI
>>556361378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSsdgUBH4vo
>>556361254TMM raging over a xiaoyu matchup is how I learn hypnotist stance has a built in punch parry if you enter it manually
>>556360789what if you practiced on me haha
>>556359638>You won't beat Arsenal with itWhat
>>556361470this wouldn't be enough to fix the game, in fact, it would make it much much worse as most characters do not have strong move for come backs.if you nerf heat, you need to buff everything else.this game is doomed, it's fundamentally fucked and it's now too overbloated to even begin to think of fixing it, the sheer amount of work would be comparable to make a whole new game
>>556361378real ones know that EVERY high-level tekken is like this match times 300 so it'll be very hard to pick one
>>556361896lemme eat your ass
>submit to me>bow to me>know your place this bitch can't make up her mind, which do you want. this is was women are 4th class
yeah id suck reinaanons titties while she fingered my asshole
>>556362263that's just adhd
Anyone else have that dream where reina sits on your face until you submit and agree to become her pleasure slave or just me
no just with Widowmaker
maybe i'll be tracer
Im already Tracer
https://www.youtube.com/live/BJ5lNP7cJHAWe are watching this, get in, faggots
MARIO IS JOINING STREET FIGHTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaAEsuiF7uo&t=2s
Just watch the new ow trailer their new tank girl is thicker than an oatmeal cement wall infused with a Popeyes biscuit dear lord
>she's thick bro>literally same bodytype as every other new ow chick just a tad bustierthe only thick bitch in that game is 'gitte
would an ow girl do well in tekken
i'm not into ass stuff btw
scrupman getting reality checked hard can't even hold onto god1 with his main
>>556363167finally an actual gay tekken player appears
>>556363167but your ass must be amazing, at least let me finger yours
i would like an overwatch tekken collab
Does anyone play ow anymore I feel like that games super dead
>>556363460It'll have a lot of players in a about a week
niggas went to rivals/deadlock
>>556363460Starcraft 2 has players
ow looks like the most chilled out, super casual game ever but i tried it and found out it's super team-dependent and you're not going to have fun with randoms, very weird game design
>>556363639please try me
>>556363460Most dead in the heroslop genre, but still better than Shitten 8
>>556360359i'm rooting for the nubile italian women
>>556363460allegedly it is back
https://www.youtube.com/live/BJ5lNP7cJHAWe are Live!!!
>>556363720deadlockbros... team CHADtress is beating us...
*gaben bot farm
I have relationships with women......and sex with trannies
>>556363720you retards realize most players are still on blizzard's launcher, right? and not even counting console players.
>>556364121worst of both worlds
>>556364121but trans women are women
NINTENDOHIRE THIS SLOPNINTENDOI'LL PAY FOR YOUR TOYS
>>556364223you can be my woman
Imagine finishing inside reina and she laughs and says your low sperm count will never be able to impregnate her devil eggs
>>556364305she's underage
>>556364376weird that seems unrelated to my post
Unlucky Chloe looking like this next please
She's the next guest.
>>556364223they're men actually. not many know this
>>556364697fuck you furry faggot, she's literally broken (got slightly nerfed in the last patch tho)do me a favor and go fetch the rope if you voted for her
>there's also a HEAT option to make combat easierthese niggas would rather steal from tekken than put tifa in
i'm buying pragmata and should you
rebirth confirmed for xbox, based
I like adult women so I will not buy pragmata
fine then, we'll buy turok origins
I love anime
>check this anime style gamesthis is my cue to go take a shit, brb
I'm buying pragmata too. The demo was fun which I didn't expect
>>556365370make sure to use your anna toilet!!!
Granblue is the only game I regret getting into more than tekken what a fucking waste of time series
>>556365370be sure to upvote Kunimitsu and the new char
>>556365375based, the fish drawing easter egg was amazing
>>556365370tekken is an anime game
WWE2k26 Putting tekkino 8 on alert
TEKKEN LOST
i'm buying resident evil NINE
HOLY SHIT ITS TODDD??????????????????????????????????????????
My hero todd
>>556364772she sux, noob
>>556366084nope, she got nerfed for a reason but still not enough
Need mina and reina bullying me at same time
mina should suck the blood out of my ass
what a crock of shitnintendo sucks, not as much as tekken but it does suck a lot
>>556366373nah honestly? they are eating good, there are a lot of real good games in that thing right now
i hope the nintentoddlers enjoy their poorly performing ports. :)
>>556364772shes literally one of the weakest what are you on about
be me25-year-old mid-lane main, haven’t showered since the last Deadlock patchSitting in my darkened room, surrounded by empty Dew cans and a body pillow of a generic anime girlSuddenly, the door kicks open with the force of a Mishima God FistIt’s Reina.She looks down at me with that "I'm Heihachi's true heir" stare that makes my knees shake.Behind her floats Mina, the spoiled vampire brat, spinning her umbrella and looking at my room like it's a biohazard zone."Move, peasant," Reina barks, her voice like gravel and silk.She grabs me by my greasy hoodie and throws me onto the floor.Before I can protest, she plants a foot firmly on my chest.I look up.I see them.Her feet, perfectly sculpted from years of Taidō training, pressing into my ribcage.My vision is 40% Mishima soles and 60% pure terror."Wh-what are you doing?" I stammer, my voice cracking like a middle schooler’s.
not reading that blud
the thing is with men it's just sweat, with women, however, it's the smell of sweat, piss, shit and other mens cum stains on her underwear filling up the elevator making you wish you had taken the stairs instead
pragmata actually kinda makes me think about having children, it'd be nice to have a cute daughter to cherish
how much would it cost to commission a doujin where ling reina asuka lili and reina are all chikan'd on a train or bus
they should put jin in deadlock
>>556366607she's not weak, and she got nerfed (but not enough)hopefully they nerf her to the ground cause she's annoying as fuck, she even needed HEAVY street brawl nerfs cause she scaled too quickly and would be nerly permanently in warewolf form
you know "grope" is an actual real english word right you fucking weeb
>>556366674you're forgetting their daily discharge, period blood, and potential bv.
why every time reinatranny posts he posts the most insufferable normie shit ever?no faggot, you ain't baiting anyone or making le cringe chuds pol raisiste madwhat an absolute waste of megabytes every single post holy shit
you leave my queen alone
>>556364990>bioshock but in space
vote celeste
>>556367375It sounds less erotic. Groping a girl makes you sound like a disgusting pig. Chikaning a girl invokes the feeling of a 100 minute JAV where a sexually frustrated housewife descends into the maddening pleasure of letting strangers satisfy her body
>>556367558>being this mad
vote venator if you care about your soul's eternal rest
Okubo wonagain
>>556367697I thought that was Prey
>>556359638This is true. I just fought a Yoshimitsu and characters with these type of lows are beyond carried. When you play a character like mine (Azucena) you actually have to try to understand the game. You don't need to know any frames when you play Kazuya unless you're a top player. Kazuya and male shitters like him you literally can just use 5 broken moves that carry them beyond belief and you never have to electric or do any difficult inputs. They don't know the suffering of Azucena 'cause all these guys are homosexuals. It's that simple, really.
red sword guy is the only cool option left
>go to glorious nippon>ride the chikatetsu>tfw packed tight like sardines>see kawaii onnanoko right in front of me>*chikan no jikan desu*>grab her right by the omanko>feel a bulge>owo.jpeg>abort keikaku>she grabs my hand>leans into my ear and whispers:>"自動車保険について思い出させようと思っていたのですが">mfw get extremely hard
to think that someone here voted for apollo makes me barf
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz6dftNw3iM
Reina is literally just Juri
Juri except not hot you mean
He is evil so his name is Kazuya (Kazuya means devil)
did you ever make a streamer seethe?https://streamable.com/0txvpj
>>556370540yeah i played against that one asian chick everyone simps for on a side character. her chat thought i was a smurf
>>556364223My ass is women
>>556370835the one that hates manlets?
>scriptkiddie scrubs out another carried tard with autoplay character>even made the game lag>guy had a reasonable reaction to the cancer that is tekken 8>guy is just flabbergasted>that's seething nowi once lost to a tgs who was lagging the whole game and was cheating too and made him actually seethe hard just by not going on his stream and ignoring every single one of his shitty provocations which he obviously believed were such epic ownshe literally started throwing a tantrum on stream and calling me angrythat's how you make people seethe, anon
Capcom Won
>>556370540this dude talks like he won EVO or somethinghe doesn't know day 1 Reina shit and mashes after her mid electric. he's literally a greenie who thinks he plays real tekken lmaomust be masku sub. the levels of delusional is insane
>>556370540>your toaster blinking red 24/7understandable, I would've held forward after the 2nd time
>>556371682imagine being a fighting game streamer, sucking ass at them and being that toxic, he's literally lolcow tier>>556371769>toaster
>>556370540Yeah miirioI beat him and one and done'd and he threw a fitt
>>556372054i sometimes do that when i see a pc player sweating hard, high odds that he'll comment on my profile (i like collecting that shit like trophies)
>>556371995I don't care about your specs, only thing that matters is if you can run the game without stuttering and it looks like you can'tpeople that can't hold their bar green should be autobanned from online matchmaking but alas, we are not there yet as a society
>i like getting comments like trophiesthat's the mark of miserysomeone calling a tranny once would make you kill yourself
>>556372272you speak like a modern day game dev, i have the specs to uphold it and play with a cable anything else is none of my problem.
gran turismo 7 taught me how to enjoy life
>>556372395it's not modern game dev's fault you choose to play with settings above your paygradego back to 720p effects off if you don't know how to optimize, buddy
MURRAY MISHIMA
lil bro tried to flex his rdna 3 gpu that aged like milk
>>556370540was gonna based but you were actually lagging so not based.
>>556370835skylarxoxo?
i just checked the guy i trolledhe turned off facecamLMAO
>>556371185tanukana? no i'm not in asia and i don't even think she streams anymore>>556372796nope
this hakkix guy is a known cheater by the way
>>556372758you're a mouthbreather that can't even type one fucking sentence right, so how about you base my nuts on yo face boyo?
hakkix still around? guy had some creative macros back in the days
>slept 16 hours>gotta catch up with 300 tekgen postslol
tbf i DID cheat on your mother. kinda fucked up that you came to know about it tho
i want to know who is the genius game designer at banco that thought:>hmm, our 3d artists spent months perfecting Miary's tits and Hworang's abs to appeal visually to people. But what about adding hit spark effects that cover 80% of the screen 80% of the time? Surely that will be more appealing to lil Timmy watching esports
>hakkix is a cheaterno shitliterally just look at the screen, michael.
>>556373721all the sparkz fuck up lil timmy's bitrate so even he's pissed
big visual effects help me calculate the character's aura and powerscaling valueshwo lookin tuff as hell with them blue sparks and hit markers
>hakkix is a CHADlertrue
caught up with 150 posts, my avocado toasts is going black so i have to stop for a while, going to go to twitch
the shills won...
it was graves for mei installed it way back then when it was hush hush but no character appealed to mebut now graves is there
>>556353974what made her good at top level was movement and spacing. what made her hated to scrubs was staance gimmicks. so the scrubs pretend the gimmicks were what made her good.
Aaah, whoa, aaaah~In the daaaark~Aaah, whoa, aaaah~In the daaaark~
>>556375183f3 is an objectively good stance
>>556375183Ummm no the stance was objectively goodSET2 was game ruining stuff
>>556375432it also wasn't used anything like tekken 8 stances. in fact it was nerfed from tag 2. f4 into set 2 used to be uninterruptible on block. the best kuni would use it to just close the distance ending straight in full crouch.
im off work today!!!
set 1,2 was also a delayable counterhit launching string in tag 2 and tekken revolution
>nubi going nuts
chinkhelds hooked on a monitor with a steering wheel to play gran turismo 3
I've been away for a bit, what's with the gran turismo memes?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUHoCvB6quo
my cortisol levels are extremely high today
i randomly found one guy he literally is ltg tier of insecure
whoms'tve
>>556377492Fucking with small streamers is some real loser shit, anon.
https://www.twitch.tv/tylergwim>say green rank gameplay because it was>goes on a schizo rant about me being the guy he just playedtoo funny man
>>556370540get a better pc nigga
>>556375183objectively true, SET is a great stance but due to the movement in a game with neutered movement and it won't be as strong in Tekken 8 because everyone is at range 0 since you can't create space worth shit in this game
>>556377654i didn't even do anythinghe literally did everything himself
>>556378037shan't be paying 4k for the novidya meme gpu, if thats what you're implying.
>>556377654fucking with streamers is always some real based shit, FAGnon.
>>556370540based cheater
>>556378206Gotta grow up someday, anonThe real evil are grifters with many viewers
i'm implying you should make sure your pc doesn't lag while playing an online fighting gamesretard
jinschizo uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFLdJDlWklc
blud went on a 10 minute delusional rant about how i was the AK that just left the game that instant because he got kichargedit's fucking schizophrenic tier of coping
does anyone play mk temu?
i will make sure that it DOES lag and WILL keep lagging so you NIGGERS can absolutely SEETHE about it, NIGGER. how about that huh? how about that?
fromsoft bros...duskbluds wasn't in the direct...
>>556378606I play it sometimes to beat up console niggas with voice chat
r8 my crosshair
speedkicks was completely wrong about t8. how come if he's a genius.
>>556379160Yellow is flat. The military has done testing and that's why most crosshairs are green.You want bright green or bright cyan for visibility and subconscious / peripheral vision.
its crazy how say double capos in tt2 is more honest than say dragunov in t8 (whos an honest character). when you play the older games its like a weight is lifted off your shoulders.
>>556379640Okay Satan.CH b1,4 was one of the worst things about that game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN6juZeGUcU
>>556379474based lee knower that knows about things
>>556379160cute little butthole you got there lil bro who do you main
>>556379931Many tests were done to optimize Combot!
>get completely obliterated by a kaz>kaz dont rematch>he starts seethingabsolutely carried players
>>556379697why did you call me satan O.o
>>556380228Double capo = agent of hell
>>556380273hahaha. i didn't play those games so i was merely speculating. that does look very cancer in that video i gotta say lmao.
>>556380051MAGNIFICENT, SIMPLY MAAAAAAAVEROUSS
>tekgenbluds giving takes about games they haven't playedlol
dont care too much about the crying about stances or muh honest fundamentals, but i do miss the kino vibes previous stages hadt8 is really lacking in that department (also music)
we all played sf6 in here
17ers be like nah tag 2 was... goated
hey guys
>>556380613At least he's trying it? Anyone emulating the goat Tekken game is cool.>>556380372It was fun. And there was no rematch button so you just went back to queue and had to sit and seethe lel>>556380432
https://youtu.be/f253IhKVmDc?t=6161Jimmy's best moment
>>556380862lee is based as fuck so he has my permission to fuck all the tekken girls. STOP BEING OBSESSED ABOUT HEIHACHI AND KAZUYA LEE
>>556380969Good times.>"PC gaming is for faggots"- Aris>>556381005He's been better with that lately at least. Lee, Lili and Alisa are the only characters I enjoy.
>>556381250for me its his stupid sounds and grunts also his idle stance is cool as fuck and flows with most beats
>>556381324He's a lot of fun and having a high execution ceiling means there's always something to optimizeI enjoyed Steve a lot too but I'm not too sure if he has anything difficult in T8 (I haven't played since Season 1)
>>556381417i hate how they lobotomized steve in 8, never really played him but he was cool in the earlier games.
imma go eat some sparip
>>556381672To be fair the entire cast got that treatment.I wish they'd drop the patch notes because I kind of miss playing.
so are we picking up cunnymitsu or what?
>>556307134>King>fighting gamesAre you telling me he wouldn't be playing WWE 2K26 on release day and have everything unlocked in MyFaction? Man lives, eats and breathes puroresu.
>>556382719she's very lightweight
>>556362907>Monthly obligatory NA Sneedkicks suck off sessionThese niggas are never making it out of 4th place if they keep taking advice from this bum.
Kuni I is cooler than Kuni II. come at me sneedkicks.
>>556382824yeah but i am too
Remember when Speed was in his Miguel arc and he swore up and down that Miguel was broken top 1 if you knew how to play REAL tekken with him and then didn't even win an online with him?
>>556383484he beat anakin that one time
>>556383587Every bum in the world has beaten Anakin.JDCR lives rent free in that niggas head and he's gigawashed.
can't wait for all the new moves in season 3!!!!!!!
gonna ride my new free cars in gt7
>>556380637D8 stages and music are like 5x better than T7
>>556367697actually its a binary domain mod made by the late abe-sama
>>556386618binary domain is one of the best shit i ever played
>>556386405he just really likes the helipad music
>>556386405t7 had arctic, dragon's nest, duomo, helipad, azure it had some duds, but still better than t8
>>556386405false
I fucked a shemale
if harada couldnt deal with banco's corporate bs, what does that tell about the future of tekken?
the "corporate future of tekken" already started with tekken 8 lil nigga. the committee has been in charge from the start
I measured my penis with a protractor its slightly over 5 inches it's not even micro I fucking exposed myself
>>556387776idk, why didnt harada quit before t8 then? something mustve changed
Here is what's gonna happen at the next board meeting.Bamco's CEO is gonna tell the investors that they had a horrible quarter, the investors are gonna ask whos fault it is, the out of the blue *BAM*Murray kicks the door in, walks right past CEO-kun and then flops his BWC out on the glass table they are all sitting at.He's gonna drag his nuts all around the table and walk up to the investor that fucking asked and then make him gargle his nut.>Just sell if you know the dip is coming lol>*zips*>Well cya later nerds, gonna go make more anime characters to put in my game
Proven method to improve your mood 100% works
>>556388425quitting probably isn't as easy as putting in a 2 week notice when you're an executive in japan. harada said he had been offloading his duties for the past 5 years in his retirement announcement so he probably did quit during tekken 8's development and had an obligation to get everyone else up to speed before his official retirement
wont be able to play nioh 3 until sunday and i'm extremely tilted about it
>>556388603BIG FUCKIN M NIGGA
Are people who are bad at assassins in League bad at Mishimas in Tekken? Since assassins require fast reflexes and thinking, a lot of players opt for more relaxed and macro heavy characters. Would it be reasonable to equate these characters to easy fundies characters like Shaheen and assassins to characters like Mishimas? I can see the differences in this analogy as well as the similarities, so I could be full of shit also. Just pondering the question.
>>556389507it's ok, reminder that you also won't enjoy it due to work stress, it will make you wonder why would you spend your free time on nioh instead of doing anything else since now time is quite limited.
>>556389696>Since assassins require fast reflexesHow many times today have you jerked off to a clip of Faker mashing R on some immobile siege hero Riot timmy?
>>556389696dont care, league is gay
fortunately I am off work on friday and I will enjoy nioh 3 on my off day!!! I lived as a neet for 13 years and the only two hobbies I have now are video games and work!!! I have both and life is great!!! im getting romeo is a deadman next week too!!! and I'll play high on life on gamepass!!!
>>556390084Come on', just watch a Katarina autist play and dodge 20 skillshots in one fight and you'll see what I'm talmbout.
>>556389696Why you sound like speedkicks nigger
can't imagine a life being good while working TBQHlaw main btw
>>556389696mishimas are made for stoic ADC chads who honor the fundamentals of the game but are played by bitchmade assassin players
>>556380637you don't like dark cave, dark cave and dark cave?
I am a findom riding it out until I can't anymore.Lili main.
https://blog.playstation.com/2026/02/05/announcing-horizon-hunters-gathering-guerrillas-new-co-op-action-game/Tekken is dead
I wonder if TMM can make it to GoD2 with Kazuya.
I wonder if TMM can make it to the end of the month.
What's gayer, having relationships with women and sex with men, or relationships with men and sex with women?
playing tekken 8
>>556393076having relationships with women and sex with men is infinitely worsecoward behavior>>556393104also this
prince of persia remake could have made us all happy
>>556392236>tfw you saw those genderswapped animations>when you remember how retarded female animations are anytime they're given to a man, but male animations feel perfectly normal on a woman...
i have relationships with men and sex with men
>>556389747what else is there to spend it on?
What do we know about the "rank reset"?
>>556393076Whatever these guys have
probably exactly the same thing as what happened in season 2
all i know is that i'm literally fucking heterosexual
>>556393392literally what woman runs like this irl?
>>556395127i run like that
lightwork ahh diddyblud did NOT just say that im crinee twin
>>556393076>relationships with men and sex with womenisn't this the default build for every single man who has ever lived?
>>556395219You're a man
the way the NA tekken community worships speedkicks and basically treats him as tekken jesus is kinda cringe
hottest anna cust' i done seen
No one has answered me yetHow can Kuni be dishonest if she has an electric
>>556396497he 10/0s them on a daily basis so they have stockholm syndrome
I like Lee a lot but I'm terrible with him. I get d3 ch and drop the pickups consistently even in lab, I can't do slides, I don't ever catch people with 1+2 and mevermind getting a just frame or a 444 on purpose. My only victories with Lee were when my opponent let me mash df1 and db3+4 in their face I resigned myself to Steve. At least I can pick up after his b1
i love men
>>556393392Jin with kazama animations at the end of story mode
chat i think were cooked shii's mustard on foenem
>>556397040it's bufferable just like yoshimitsu's shoryuken inputs
>>556397421And it still looks retarded because Jun's animations are far more dainty. Even Asuka's don't feel natural.
march 17 will tell me if im to become a tekken player or a sf6 player (or neither i suppose)
i love the smell of male ass desu it makes me dick hard
why what happens in march 17
>>556387040>arcticshit>dragons nestugly color filter, straight downgrade from original>duomogood>helipadokay but terrible music>azurethe best
>>556398453balance update for both dix and trashen 8
murray did it again
it's not his fault he's white
I remember when my mom took away my pc privileges when she saw the words "diablo 2" on the screen
>>556399262goddammit murray when will your reign of terror end?
murray has gone awol. i assume he isn’t taking harada’s passing too well
im finna end my shii twins
honestly, why the fuck would you even want to go to japan?
same reason as to why you'd want to buy a chinkheld
to eat ramen and have those crazy toilets clean your anus
it's over
imagine /tekgen/ posters growing old and living in the same nursing home
growing old with eric
we will all die of a tekken-induced seizure before we reach 60 years of age.
but i stopped playing 20 years ago
tekken 9 will bring us back to tekken
yes and? you can still watch gameplay clips and fry your brain
tekken 8 is the first game to kill people in real life. i think it deserves more media scrutiny than the epstein files
i'm blind, windows is reading what you type
>>556401519everyone in this thread will be dead by then
>>556400857@grok please tell me this isnt real
hmm will i play gran turismo 2, 3 or 4 today
>>556401634what unc ass lookin game is ts
lost a bet and now i'm forced to buy mindseye
>>556401634where you take a pic of me sunbathing
what games do wypipo actually play
stop throwing cookies to furries Icefrog you retard
Yoshi said they fixed the MM but it's still wonky as fuck and I keep stomping on noobs
idc cod cs that type shit
roblox, dota, arc raiders, league, counter strike and fartnite
lil' timmehs hands too frail to play vidyagehms breh
>>556401948i'm playing tekken 8 twin
>>556401948Gran Turismo 7
fartjar stuck god with kaz in his god2 run brehs its ovah
>>556402170u said white
we're not playing video games we're playing real life games with friends like tag and flag football and fuck butt
>>556401948nightreign
I used to think that I was a gamer. I used to think that I'd still be playing videogames in my 50s.
i still am
what are the rules of fuck butt
>come back from work to my penthouse>get ready for my tennis classes, drink some wine before leaving>say goodbye to kids>go to tennis break some sweats, then play with a friend>eat at the tennis place restaurants with friend and talk work>then go play waterpolo with some friends in a heated pool>shower and go back home, my wife prepared my some food>play some tekken after>have sex with wife>go to sleep at 11 and go to work next day
>>556400441drink alcohol and walk outside at night, thats what i do there, you probably too poor to go anywhere tho but thats ok twin
I used to pray like God was listeningI used to make my parents proudI was the glue that kept my friends togetherNow they don't talk and we don't go out
>>556402864im 14 and this is deep
you're his twin?
the ps portal is a horrible meme, but at least it has proper controls and ergos unlike the shitendo BITCH poo. also a non-shit screen.
found captain richfag in the tekken general
https://x.com/JesuroShimuzu/status/2018881230817693806Wtf
das ham
really was Murray's fault
murray defecated in my yard
>>556403409anna mains in japan
DLSS is finished
>>556403409it's kind of click bait if you actually read the full thing. they're not just talking about foreign tourists but domestic ones as well, and it was canceled mostly because there was just too many for the infrastructure to support, regardless of how they behaved
>>556403190we all twins. twin.
no it's because murray was littering and pooing
venator fans, care to explain this?
the Yen is so low it attracted all the europoor the kekstralians faggots and of course the mentally challenged cultureless amerilards
Someone take a screenshot of their steam library. Need to get some games for my new gaming pc
>>556403826tekken won...
>>556404038Wrong thread amigoHe looks fine btw
>>556404206thanks you too
The bruvs
>>556404169i don't keep my pirated games on steam (yes we buy PC for piracy and nothing else)
>>556404169i didn't buy it, but i've been enjoying cyberpunk 2077 recently
>>556404169gran turismo is not on steam therefore my steam library is empty
>>556404356I sometimes wonder what these people will be doing in 30, 40 years. They still have that much and more to be alive. What could they possibly be doing to make ends meet in decades from now? I think the same about other redundant leeches like markman and rip and all of these people whose are running on vapor and are barely hanging on today. Imagine the sheer oblivion that they will face once the last remaining puddle in the well dries up. Its truly depressing.
>>556404917bro that's literally everyone ever
Rip is quite literally working like a normal person
>>556404917this is a very small part of their lives, it seems big to us because we only get to see this bits of their lives, but outside of that they have other things, if tekken disappeared overnight it would be barely an annoyance for these people
>>556403326if you show this to a boomer they go to hospital
>>556404917>riphe's a software engineer and currently the senior combat designer at an actual game studio so it's not like he didn't have any fallbacks once the inner circle gig dried up
>>556403326is pad really that hard to use
pragmata is the best and most innovative game we'll see this decade
post notepad right now twin
>>556403326trannies will literally do anything but simply use a stick
>>556404917like the people in that podcast? they aren't living on tekkenfor most of them it's like a hobby, for some of the bigger names it's a job and they can just get a new one if this one ends
bruv is living on tekken. not well but he's still alive so that counts for something
>>556404917didn't mailman drop out of law school for tekken lmao
>>556406309That was spag Mainman is an accountant
>>556406246he's living on welfare and some kind of twitch inner circle connections that landed him billboards and red bull sponsorships in the past
blud did a lacari in Tekgen
>>556406430>drop out of law school for tekken>be a retarded racial instigator>get blacklisted from tekkenkwab
do NOT open those links anons
>>556397228>d3it's just practice, it's a lot easier than you think but it takes a bit to get it down>can't do slidesthinking about slide as a d,df,d,df input rather than df,d,df helped me a lot in the beginning, the df one feels awkward, but starting on d feels comfortable>1+2remember that in many situations df2 can serve the same purpose but much faster (it tracks left), 1+2 is more of a "interact with me" button for people who are turtling>just framesjust practice again, 44:4 is very easy, you should be able to get it down, and acid rain can wait>mashing df1that's like half the character desu, but the low should be b33
pill me on reina now
Asuka in Nioh 3
Le Generic Soulslike 17
should i pirate nioh 2? i stopped giving kt money when they stopped showing character's panties
the level of yellow fever among gamers is something to be studied ngl
havent showered in 2026
>>556407428they make my estrogenized pp hard ngl
on hood tho do uncs really kirkenuinely install and fully play 60 hour video gameslops in the current year? like are we actually fr gang
https://youtu.be/eH2PiMAOl0g?si=uK18yk6rl8vRABHY
>>556407695iont finished no video games since Silent Hill 2 on release twin
i didnt think they could make a worse fg era than the t7 times lowkenuinely
what the fuck is wrong with asuka mains
twin talmbout fun7 like that iont wanna let that shi slide dat shi was gangsta highkirknuinely
kino7 stopped being that good once murrat took over the balance and added homing hellsweeps + kunimitsu
>>556407695>>556407986>>556407996>>556408219kill yourselves
kek
Fun7 season2 was peak and we will never have it again
look at the blocklist, michael
I exposed myself
murray has actually oficially gone radio silent after the season 2 meltdownmaybe he still posts here though
>>556408414whats happenin twunc yous aint had yo witabix type shi yo lowkirknuinely lame frfr
blud cried
they'll open discord and google forms instead, he's done talking to tekken community openly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK9Loi4ChlIlook at what they took away from us. this was ours. we had a game with soul and prestige that even casuals who never played it recognized.all they had to do was to not destroy this.
do niggas goon on here or why the fuck are there so many camwhores on a supposed gaming streaming site?
>>556408080>poor people raping rich people kids nowhe's just exacting vengeance for The Islandtrue man of the people
>>556408794missed you exposedblud
lacari hasn't streamed in a minute i wonder what he's up to and what did he think of the season 3 announcement
>>556408913imagine crying for these fucktards
YES MOMMY
Harada really "died" in Tekken like a complete retard, prime example of how boomer ruined the world
mike murray? yeah he's done, and not only on twitch.
it is funny as fuck that harada left while the game is in its worst state
i miss twtkino
he probably saw what s3 is and just fucked off for good so he doesn't have to deal with retards on twatter
didnt watch a second of twt
>twt>kino
>>556409371i can only hope t8 does an even worse nose dive, virtua fighter pops off with harada as an special producer, and then banco fires some nepo suits and hire harada back
im playing days gone and it’s fun
I think Koei Tecmo picks him up
i am fairly sure the game is only held alive by streamers and casuals who don't even know what frames are because everyone who understands how this game is just fucked off
>>556409540based
Koei Tecmo Won
And what of you, good anon? Why are you still here?
>>556405198its not quite the same
>>556409876kys
>>556409876baste
YEAH BROTHERSIm blue ranks now ! fuck! almost 2 years it took me. God fucking damn. I feel so fucking good!
reminder that tekgen literally made "Moonsault Slayer"s career by giving him early leaks before t8 release.
>>556410148holy fucking shit it is beyond over for m*rray
>venator wondisgusting
I thought this fucker got banned
>>556410509fag
really janny, do I REALLY have to count the 4 pointed stars to do your fucking job for free?
who triggered him this time
>>556410631NEW
man, its not even good tranny pornthey all ugly as fuck
>Venator wonbasedI will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him
absolute shambles
>>556410704he sucks, which says a lot about the people who voted for him :)
>>556410637nah
venator is the depiction of mid, we have 10 characters like this one
op pic
New thread is up, come through peeps!
get a life you fucking miserable piece of shit
>>556411707
