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Susie is short for Shoshanna.
>>556323514sorry anon I was too late. was going to use this image
>>556323824CoL...........
Mettaton's control over the Underground is arguably worse than the stein's because not only does he have immense soft power over the armory of the Underground and its criminal element but has his own separate militia of comparable strength and number accountable to him and him alone should that not be enoughGranted he doesn't worship the literal devil(or, maybe he does, depending on whether you consider Chara to be the culmination of their species as far as Undertale's game world is concerned) but the capacity for destruction is far higher
>>556323878nice image, should've let you lol. actually, still haven't played that game yet.
Is it the end of goonable goteshotes?
imagine fluffing that up
* (It crawls into the thread.)
>>556323878Cute image. Very sad that it wasn't the OP. NitW wasn't very good, but it's character design was top tier.
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
metal husband
>>556324383>cut to Toriel Devouring Her Child
>>556323907Just saying, Susie would be less likely to be a problem child if she was part of a respectable Jewish community and had Jewish parents.
>>556324479i was actually gonna use this one, but i thought asriel's dust was funny
Deltarune is a darkworld in an undertale where gaster survived
>>556324568In contrast to the European convert Cattenheimers, treacherous and gluttonous that they are, with eyes that see only your wallet and silver tongues that taste your pantryThey can only be pacified with surf rock—Burgerpants keeps a shuffled playlist on a bluetooth speaker whenever he must leave the house for longer than 20 minutes. A foolish man for attempting to make one into a wife, but at least he's saved others the toil
>>556324774Pack it up we solved Deltarune everyone go home
>556324568
>>556324479I hate that nitw was so short, I hated the ending, the whole game felt like riding the best rollarcoaster ever and reaching the top, but instead of going down the ride malfunctions and you're stuck at the top, then a firetruck has to be called to get everyone that was on the ride down safely. it had so much potential
Does anyone have that post about Undertale being a game without an original? Only asking because that genuinely feels like how CoL perceives Deltarune in his head
>>556316095Are Catty and Bratty the spectators of the Mettaton world, its scapegoats, or its first victims
Wow! So many!
>>556325038Deltarune is the original though
>>556325243What the frick why does this work so well
>>556325243Mettaton Noelle...
>>556323731>>556324218I'm imagining
How is Deltarune a game without an original?
>>556325508so cute
>>556325038i got youhttps://www.tumblr.com/raggedjackscarlet/135533951313/a-remake-without-an-original
>>556325508very cute... however.
>>556325961https://youtu.be/t3yTvBaz9SE
>>556324383i knew you were the guy talking about gaster and snails last thread snail brained
>>556325901Good lord, did CoL write this?
Tenna LOVE! I wish all Tennasisters and brothers a good evening.
>>556325038>>556325901How do these people even live their lives thinking like this?
>>556325901genuinely uncanny, like I’m seeing double
Fuck off I hope deltarune will be so shit even you shills will undestand Toby ruined it
>>556328013temfag ahh post
Wait, so what would the original deltarune be like if this is a remake
>>556328082Kris being loser who doesn't make any friends and the game ends with them killing themself. Themselves? This pronoun shit is stupid.
>>556328082The room
>>556323731drew the pippins bunsisters
>>556328205Doesn't seem like it. That tumblr guy had something more exciting when it came to undertale
Noelle is evil because she is based on chrismas and the game is about jewish supremacy. The weird route is Noelle folliwing Krist in killing the jew kid
>>556325901The idea of writing a story that's dark and serious, and then changing it via how potential a fanon/fandom might react to or treat characters as "ohhh look at the cutesy wutsy murderer" IS kind of an interesting idea, although this is also absolutely insane
>>556324489I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>>556328257Cuuuuuuuuute
Steam Frame delayed>Fave pointing where fave wants the shotgun slug to go
Total goatposter gonercide
Total goatposter goonercide
the funniest thing about the argument of "Monsters are evil in Undertale for attacking humans on sight!" is that, when you think about it, why the fuck would they NOT attack a human on sight?Humans are considered to be monster killing maniacs. The only way out of the underground is, effectively, by killing humans. If a human kills a monster, the only evidence left behind of this is the monster's dust, which means a human can literally go on a killing spree and how would a monster know how to tell the difference between a "good" and "bad" human?Humans also get stronger (a LOT stronger) by killing monsters and they can hurt a monster just by wanting to really hard. It is unironically in their best interests to KILL YOU!What's also funny is how people complain about Genocide "giving you shit for doing it", when it's 100% an intentional action on your part and it also doesn't even give you shit for doing it in the first place. The game even fucking eggs you into doing it by having Flowey pop up after the end of True Pacifist and going "HEY BRO DON'T COME BACK AND DO SOMETHING BAD" but they're still too stupid to get it.Hell, the original plan of Undertale was that you HAD to kill to all the monsters in your way, but then Toby had a thought after designing Toriel's fight that got him to add the Mercy mechanic.
how does col see deltraune, if he thinks it's a remake without an originalwhat was his original like
>>556329053Someone's been spending too much time in the monster librarby.No, anon. Monsters are NOT in fact made of compassion.
Who is the modern world for?Who is excelling out here?
>>556329143Legend of Zelda but blue
>>556329338hyper-rich pedophiles
How does CoL feel about Don Quixote? How does a book from the 1600s manage to have more depth and subversive elements than CoL's terminal black-and-white childbrain?
>>556329365did he ever bring up any specifics
>>556329338Half of the mother fuckers here in this thread wouldn't be alive if not for the modern world. Giving birth in pre modern times was fucking brutal.
Blue sux, I want Link but Orange
I <3 monochrome images
>>556329472I didn't finish it yet. Do you want to read it with me?
>>556329548that's tunic
>>556329501Okay but....... does that make the world a better place, are those people glad they survived?If we could increase the amount of births by 50% and zero out infant mortality in exchange for hooking everyone up into pods with feeding tubes, should we?
well? are you going to answer?
Noelle fucked up the picture
How I feel rn
I dunno man, I really wouldn’t want to live in the 1500s
It doesn't have to be now or 1500. Even just 1990 was way less psychotic than now. Social media is pumping out endless brainrotting evil and the people in power don't fucking care.
twitter alone got confirmed as being nearly 80% botted traffic but niggas want me to think the internet is the real world kekroflmao
>>556330605Just do what my father does and ignore it
>>556328257CuteI love these little problematic media's
I think it would be really funny if Kris's middle name was CharaI want to see a furious Toriel shouting "KRISTOPHER CHARA DREEMURR!"
>>556331226You know I never understood why middle names exist
>>556331294social security origins, probably
>>556331294reduce instances of mistaken identity
Christopher Character Dreamer
Yellow Kris=boyBrown Kris=girl
My full name? It's Ralsei Chara Dreemur
Spamton Gamton Spamton
>>556331912Who's brown Kris?
I'm watching the new Chapter Rewritten video and I am enchanted by their swapped Ramb design.
Oh my full name? It's Mr. (Ant) Tenna Gaster Holiday
I want to meet the builder of these captchas and have a stern conversation with them.
My favorite thing in the game is how much Asriel loves KrisMy older sisters never wanted to spend time with me>>556332693
>>556331912yellow kris = frontbrown kris = backred kris = middle
>>556332836>>556332693I don't know why it quoted you sorry
Dark World Rudy ideas? I have my design for Dark World Carol but I'm not sure what Rudy would be in in the Dark Worlds
>>556333143The knight
>>556333172But that's Asriel
The roaring knight is unfappable shit, what was toby cooking when he decided to make the knight an anorexic twig??
>>556333327IM GOING TO FUCKING CUM
Why did he have to make the Roaring Knight a known characterJust let him be someone new
Where are my babygirls? Where are my schnookumpoos? My princesses?
im swooning for her
>>556333407MysterykinoGives people something to speculate about between chapters
>>556333659ahh, toesader...
>>556333659stop. stop. stop. keep going. stop.
>>556333659>she posted it
fave finally got their w2 from their old job
>>556334052w poo haha sorry was just joshin ya
>>556334146w poo is what i fucking made last year working there its fine
>>556335102this is jevil erasure
>>556335234jevil is a happy clownspamton is a sad boy
>>556333659who are these people
>>556329472He wrote the fanmade don quixote 2 and cervantes got mad
>>556333327not that theres anything wrong with that
>>556323625Finally got around to playing chapter 3, currently on 4.It's a fuckin' blast so far.
>>556336836enjoy the turtle's volley
>>556336836Roxle dies
>>556336836Have lots of fun and remember to finish Gerson's sidequest before moving on to sealing the fountain trust me it's 100% worth it and if you don't do it YOU DON'T GET THE TRUE ENDING
My name is Ghaster
>>556337708more like gaspar
can we normalize drawing the four dreemurr children as round tubby little kids?
>>556337798More like grasper
>>556337931To what end?
Gaster? I hardly know her.
>>556338006It cute
>>556335102Mike...
Gaster is described as a fallen star (which wept bitter tears) but also is a fallen angel. What is the difference between a "star" and an angel, if any? He fell into his creation, the dark worlds, which are "down" and further from the light, and those up in the light are angels (us) thus the 666 stuff. A star is a heavenly body, and save stars embody determination. Gaster is also replaced with a save star in some of the official merch where he gets removed in revisions. So he is both an angel and a star? These feel like distinct motifs with distinct meanings I feel like people don't talk about it enough, it's fascinating. Also worth bringing up is star.ogg, it is very relevant to this theme and very very interesting
>>556325901>It's 2026 and people still think undertale was about morality and not how much you respect/engage with art
>>556331294i would guess probably as a result of a multitude of different historical naming conventions from different regions being forced into one in modern timesa given name and a family name were probably more or less common to most naming conventions across europe, and the middle name is for whatever else
>>556338883Not related to what you wrote but I just wanted to say that tasqueshart really looks like he has the downs
>>556338883Please don’t sent me into a laughing fit while everyone in my house is asleep, thanks
>>556327173Even though you're probably asleep already, I just wanted to thank you and wish you the same
>>556336748Toby shouldve made the knight at the very minimum buff looking, maybe kinda chubby because holy shit the knight is a fucking stick about to snap
>>556339573Oh dear, wouldn't want that now, would we?https://files.catbox.moe/x3wedc.jpg
>>556340167golbezification
>>556340413Finest Dutch tader specimen
>>556340167If you cant appreciate rory's uncanny physique that is a you problem
>>556340167>chubby roaring knight would look betterworst take and taste imaginable
>>556338883Very interesting analysis, it's something I've seen brought up a few times, but many people don't actually think about enough to reach any sort of meaningful conclusion. I guess that's the nature of unfinished stories, though.I'd like to add something to your connections though, which is the nature of the Dark/Star pairing. Most bullets from enemies like the Roaring Knight, the TITANSPAWN and the Titan itself have Dark element properties, but it's also tied to seemingly normal Star attacks from enemies like Gerson or Tenna using Stars during their attacks. Is it possible this indicates it's an extension of the basic Light/Dark pair? Stars are mostly light, same with how Angels are called beings of pure Light.To add onto it, the Shadow Mantle, which protects against both Dark/Star, defends 66% of damage. 6 is a number heavily associated with Gaster, and he even tries to have you collect it if you wish to defeat the Roaring Knight. Is it possible this is related to the unused Sky Mantle upgrade, which upgrades Star to Holy (furthering the Angel motif) and Dark to Elec (connecting it to the CORE)?
>>556340806stars can be both light and dark because they can turn into black holes
>>556340806Darkness is Fantasy, and Stars in the celebrity sense have a Fantastic image even if they are ultimately normal people and becoming a Star is a Fantasy in and of itself
Give it to another and you will bring bliss.
>>556338883>difference between a star and angel?Likely toby pulling from both angles of the Lucifer mythos. Notably different than Satan, you'll need to separate these two when going on this angle of DR theory-crafting as the SMT-brained Toby likely does too.>StarLucifer is the latin name for Morning Star (the train of translations is Helel -> Lucifer -> Morning Star), his common symbol is the pentagram, a star surrounded by a circle. Notably not the only one to be called morning star but I doubt Toby's going to pull some Venus inspirations and make Gaster a well endowed mommy by Ch7. Tugging more on Venus, you can note it as the brightest planet to us, shining like a star at night when not fucked by light pollution despite not being a star proper.>AngelFor the fanfic of Lucifer: He was once among the most high among heaven, 2nd only to God himself until God created man and asked the angels to serve his noble creation. Lucifer was the first to rebel and would begin his fall, into Hell, taking a 3rd of Heaven in rebellion before being cast out as fallen angels.Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
Lain comfortably bound within Asgore's grasp on the couch with my face is slotted neatly between his pecs inside the gloriously soft golden fluff on his chest as he calls the local pizza place to order a quick dinner after a long day for us both, only emerging from my aureate aperture to paradise with an agreement on the toppings he'd selected and to veto his stated intent of relinquishing me so as to find a cloth prison for his sexy torso when the delivery driver arrived in favor of simply acquiring it myself (maintaining the scantiness of his attire is my top priority). Groggily awaking to the relieving feeling that the intense fever I was fighting through last night has finally broken and that Asgore is lying halfway on top of me in what I guess was one of his many efforts to keep me comfortable in spite of my symptoms, and after conjuring the events of the night prior for a while I remember just how much he worried over me at my bedside with everything from soup and tea to regular checking of my temperature with added cuddling when my teeth started to chatter (he seemed completely knocked out since it appears the worry had kept him up half the night, but I gave him quite a long hug upon his waking to express how immensely grateful I was for having him). Placing innumerable small yet romantically potent kisses upon either side of Asgore's soft neck working my way up his jaw under the humble glow of the nightlight we bought after he accidentally stubbed a paw on the corner of our bed three months ago, closely interlaced between every few pairings of gentle smooches is a tale told in hushed whisper of two wandering lovers venturing to meet one another within a sprawling field of flowers as they each pick a bloom to represent something they love about the other, and as they finally meet to exchange their bouquets with our faces now sitting even I finish the fable with one last trade of the words "I love you" before melting into him for a prolonged kiss upon the lips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaERqi2hfisPaul Mettartney
>>556343650First good post itt
good morning /utg/. how is your day?
>>556345364Good morning! My day has been good so far.What about you?
>>556345364Why do you let your toe rape deer?
>>556345593im doing good too, drinking my morning coffee right now :D
>>556347856I can't believe you. It's ruined. You fucked it all up. I'm going to goner you now
Does anyone know the artist who drew this image? Asking from one Charafag to another. Thanks
AAAAHHHHGGGGGG
>>556349037Evil flower be like
>>556323731The K Round no one wanted
>>556349335...Alluringly plump thighs
If Mettaton was a REAL Japanese anime robot he would have been equipped with micromissiles and a laser beam that makes a big line on the ground and then the line explodes
>>556348427Chara and Asriel get married in Deltarune.
>>556349985mettaton neo will have those when we fight him again at the end of weird route
good morning i love them
Hooman!>>556341747Good night, Chara anon
Just a few more hours left until the Deltarune Chapter 5 trailer and also Spamton in Guilty Gear Strive
>>556323731Hey guys, it's movie timehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/78942716
Human Dess is real
Future Kris is the Roaring Knight
If you ship suselle you're the same as epstein
>>556348427Here.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139215146
>>556351136It's an interesting thought.
Dead cope general
human dess makes zero sense when you realise she is referenced in undertalethink really hard on it.
>>556351967>asgore is a hypocrite who won't kill his friend's daughter Yup.YUP.
Dess would not have hidden under Noelle's bed.
im currently going thru the gayest thing ive ever experienced. i dont even know what to say, oh my god.
>>556351564That meme is even more disengenious than >Videogames cause violence
>>556352829Disgraceful. Change your ways before it’s too late
>>556352829susie with noelle in dess room
>>556352829How did you get him to frot with you?
>>556350881>a new fic by bjelkemanderWhat a rare treat!I love The Black Dog series so much.
>>556352829congratssoon you'll wonder how you ever got through life without him
You guys aren’t actually sodomites, are you
>>556351564bruh not even 24 hours >>556278793
>>556353501i am gay
>>556353501what does this meam
>>556353563i think sodomite means homosexual, not 100% sure though
>>556353563>>556353890It means butt sex.
>>556354113suprise butt sex
>>556352924Epstein was a Yuri fan, there's no coming back from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm0E0KWtac8
>>556354282>Bin laden was a weebNow what?
Deltarune in the style of Anon #473
>>556354282Bad person liked thing so thing is bad.Actual children's logic.
>>556354861hehe badperson (no one will get this reference)
>>556354930i get the reference ( i will not tell the class )
>>556354861
>>556352228but flowey has no such scruples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbmLaLWFhgM
>>556355195Man, people are still mad about all the BoKita posting I used to do in the Bocchi general
>>556355195I don't even like anime or yuri. It's just such a zoomer thing to get hyper-focused on it when it's irrelevant.
>>556356314
>>556352829you asked me to, it's a one time thing>>556353150i did No such thing>>556353393we are not gay partners!!
>>556356346
>>556356956FUCK YOU I WASNT PREPARED FOR HOW GAY IT WAS GONNA BE
>>556356956>>556357989
>>556357989>>556356956go back to your discord server
Fem!Humans are literally the worstEspecially big boob/yuri Fem!HumansMost boring take on the characters possible
>>556358689Just ask for some if you want moreYou're not in /v/
I forget about the discord.Went there on an alt and its pretty boring actually I tried talkint but ig I'm just not cut for it
>>556359006u bum we're not that boring and you get to benefit from my various political rants
>>556358689Big boob is okay and kino but yuri is only okay as long as it's hot. Otherwise I prefer straight
>>556358996People are tsundere for humans
>>556359597go back to shitting /v/ threads your out of model touhou girls aren't welcome here.
>>556359597Humans are rare after all
>>556359712Toby would hate you for disliking touhou girls. They are literally his waifus
>>556359712>He doesn't know
>>556359864Indeed. And those who don't have one are jealous of those like us
>>556359874If he wanted me to like touhou girls he would've made his children protagonist characters visibly female and anime instead of genderless fat blobs.
>>556359998I unironically think Toby is a bigger gooner and touhou fan than almost everyone in his fandom
you can still buy these and save them for next christmas! or maybe repurpose them as a keychain/zipper decoration or something. Don't miss it!
>>556360023Toby wanted you to imagine them as that, that's why. He wants people to interpret whatever they want.
>>556360136Undyne's theme is super 2hu like, he also got Ran as a playable character then defeated Zun in a matchBy all means
>>556360351I want to imagine them as ugly smallpox-ridden cholera dehydrated filipino children
>>556360349>Want to change the stuffing of a deltarune plush>Filled with pipis>yfw
>>556360349>>556323731
>>556360459He also had Undertale and Touhou crossover a ton. He's a super fan and honestly is living the dream of being recognized by his senpai
>>556360857Why is he so round?
>>556361081i wanted to draw baba instead of keke this time
>>556361081I thought he ate the pipis? environmental storytelling
>>556360484Big if true
Fave is figuring out CachyOS and is learning about entire communities whose entire hobby is just learning Linux.Not customizing it for a specific purpose. Just using Linux and creating bugs on purpose to fix them as a recreational hobby.(is that what Arch is for this whole time?)
>>556361081Too many dark boorgars
>>556361195>>556361229Gluttonous being
>>556361404On his way to becoming a black hole
Oh boy half an hour until the chapter 5 trailer that ends on Coming out... Today!
>>556337661Does Gerson not save you at the end
>>556361404hey i drew that
>>556362204of course he does that anon is just memeing
>>556362269It's quite enjoyable, anon.
>>556362204No he does save you but it locks you out of getting the true ending in Chapter 7
>>556362189This won't be happening
>>556362525if i remember right that one was the first one someone asked me to draw another fat starwalker with that as reference and i copied that one
>>556362751Imagine the porn
I was thinking. Do deers have fur on the body or it's just a skin?
>>556363542Probably short fur, that'd be optimal
>>556363542Noelle grew up without Dess this picture CAN'T be canon
Is Toby a brapfag? Analyze his drawing
doughelle
>>556363659i still want those slippers
One minute until Deltarune Chapter 5 and Undertale HD2D Remaster
>>556363542they can get ticks, so fur
A deltarune just flew over my house!
guys they just announced RDR2 Switch 2 port and theres a fave outfit.
>>556364014pog
Holy shit Faves in Space confirmed
guys they just announced literally everything at once (not clickbait)
>>556363861There need to be official Susie slippers of this variety.
WEARE GONNA SAILTO HOMETOWN
Wait holy fuck Goemon collection and it's all the gamesGoodbye Toby!
>>556364153no, this
>>556363753Vibe of someone who has seen fart fetish art but it looks like he is parodying it.
>>556363953Get to the nearest Roaring shelter NOW
>>556364228Cuuute!
>>556364212knight merch
Susie's Dad Spinoff confirmed
yo this sucks
Calories "Carol" Holiday
Why doesn't Deltarune have a boost mode that makes you invincible and ends all encounters in one attack? Does Toby not care about his players?
>>556364962That's in the Goats & Sinners DLC
This one's a little too hot
I can't believe it's already been 8 months since Chapters 3 and 4 came outLike what the fuck
>>556365280
>>556364380Cute girl
>>556365280and it's only 6 months until more rune!
hey guys!
>>556365451I think that artist does see Kris as a girl lol
I care not for resident evil 9.
>>556365826We know Toriel
Get jumpscared by Todd Howard
>>556365992yeah toriel prefers the RE to RE6 era
fave want sweetrooooll
That's it!? No Sans in Smash!?
UPDATE: Turns out fave's water heater was not turning on because there was not enough water pressure to trigger it, after some recent storms the water wasn't at it's full force because it was being powered by an emergency generator. Fave loves when an issue they thought they had to fix just fixes itself. All is well
NO DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5!NO DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5!DELTARUNE IS CANCELLED!
>>556366347it's chapter fivover
So no red dead? *cocks shotgun*
Deltarune was never going to happen, the game isn't even finished
Can't believe Toby decided to abandon development midway..
Chapter 5 is going to be fully dedicated to Ralsei's fast food reviews
Well, if there's no full on Direct somewhere in March-May, it's over.It will be late 2026, all because of the jap translation.
>>556367114Toby literally already said that was the case.
>>556367114how fucking hard can it be to translate a few words
>>556367114Can't Toby just announce the release date on his own
>>556365280I can. It's been a relatively long time to me with a lot of stuff happening
why doesnt Tōbii Fokkusu translate the game himself?
>>556365280i still dont have a job but i have an interview lined up later this monthwhat did you guys do with this time?
>>556366339CLEANYOUR HOUSE
>>556367498someday
>>556367471Got a job around the same time I played DeltaruneGot inspired to start drawingTried one of those art month challengesCaught burnoutFinally had an opportunity to visit my friends for New YearStarted drawing again
>>556367114We all know when the release date will be. Just take the time from 2024 when Toby said translation began on Chapters 3+4 and then subtract the time he delayed it to be a Switch 2 launch title and then you have the time of Chapter 5's release.
>>556367881when is that
>>556367471I graduated from colleg, found a new apartment to rent and two potential gfsAlso I wrote one fanfiction
>>556367976September 2024, Toby says in 9th anniversary newsletter that they're checking the translation for Chapter 3 and have just started a preliminary pass of the Chapter 4 translation. This is about the point that Toby seemed to be at with Chapter 5 in early December. From the 9th Anniversary to release took 9 months. I'm going to be generous and say that he only delayed the game by 1 month to fit Nintendo's schedule. 2 months have already passed, so I say release will be in 6 months from now so around August. Toby might be autistic and line it up with Undertale's anniversary though.
>>556368656that's not too godawful i guess
>>556367471Nothing
goap
>>556369201They're making those IRL now
My you know what grinding between Ralsei's toe beans
>>556369489proofs?
>>556369665your vile, fungal toes?
>>556369679Here's a clip of them taking over humanity
the irs taxes your fave
>>556370078me when asriel shows up in my apartment (real)
I'm so glad I didn't wake up earlier than usual just to watch trailers of games I've already played coming to a console I don't plan on buyingDeltarune October 2026 trust the plan
>>556370147Decades of unpaid property taxes + fees for squatting in a municipal building
My interest in Deltarune is fading. It's gonna be really depressing if chapter 5 doesn't bring the spark back.
Had my deadlock fix. I'm ready to shitpost.
>i love vagueposting god i hate one of the posts above, not gonna say which one, but you know the one
>>556370574sounds like you need an actual hobby in your life
>>556370713Just say itJust fucking say itYou HATE my postI made it for you and you HATE ITI'm NEVER gonna post for you again, you ALWAYS do thisFUCK YOU*runs away crying, using tears to scribble down data in my dossier*
King after he cannot into relevant once again in chapter 5
There is no meme, now take off them big ass drawers and let me spank that purple butt[Burgerpants was shortly paged for a press conference meant to pacify the population of northwest New Home after reports, that no one can quite remember the author of, revealed serious air quality problems due to MTT-brand Lunchtime Fireworks
>>556371378king is the only darkner leader who can't be usurped or controlled, because he is not technological in nature
Is kerdly a good ship or is it just self indulgence for Berdfuckers
shotas...
just a little snack me and fave are about to share
>>556371763It's a good meme but I feel like most of it'd be funnier if it was Susly instead of a self insert fantasy
>>556371876>snackthat's breakfast lunch and dinner
>>556370713Goteslop?
>>556371876God FUCKING damn it I already ate all my calories for the day and I've still got like 6 hours of awake time left do NOT do this to me Fave
>>556372057nta but how tiny are you??? that's like, a single meal. it's a 6-7" personal pizza, normal pizzas are 14"
I want the Legend of Zelda but blue
>>556372260>vaguegoating
>>556371876anon you fat fuck
Fish I wish
I want the Legend of Zelda's butt blue rendered by fugtrup
>>556372513I'm sorry kiddo all we got is Brandish but Blue and Creepypasta
All I had for breakfast was a single, uncooked flour shell and a cookie said fave
>>556372405that's still a ton of calories. just look at all the cheese and pepps
>>556371876Yuck, I can just picture that buttload of oil dripping from that monstrosityYou could cook for an entire week with the amount of oil in that pizza, disgusting
well im probably gonna get a chinese for my tea
>>556373774and what will you do with the chinese after you have tea with them?
>>556371763its a good ship if your life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage, all while trying to collect coins
>>556371763For what it's worth Berdly seems like the only person Kris actually hangs out with for fun instead of because they want something out of themThey also have an opposites attract thing where Kris is closed off and dishonest while Berdly is outgoing and earnest but they're both putting on acts because they're afraid of what people will think of the "real them"
>>556373914probably get a chinese with the chinaman and have a grand ol time
>>556374103berdly???? and not?????? susie?????????
>>556373774sounds yummy
>>556374401The same Susie that Kris is hanging out with in the first place because it's a part of the Knight's plan?
>>556374568Kris and Susie have a lot of fun together, one doesn't exclude the other.
Every ralseifag public vs private personality
>>556374568right, and you somehow think kris has less of an emotional connection to susie than berdly?
>>556374823You bet I prefer my milk lukewarm.
Kris secretly hates everyone and is participating on a plan that kills all of them except Bratty wake up sheeple
>>556374803Kris definitely likes Susie and hanging out with her but their relationship is still driven by Kris using her as a pawn so you can't exactly call it non-transactional, that's just the plot of the game and Kris's character arc and shit>>556374865You're making yourself upset over pancakes and waffles shit, calm yourself
>>556375186Chapter 7 is gonna be Bratty Dating Simulator
Guys Watch This Magic Trick LOL
>>556375515That’s your interpretation
>>556374103>earnest>putting on actsBit of a contradiction there buddy
>>556375634Still would
>>556375634wtf how???
>>556375634*pulls out thumbstick with malicious intent*
deltarune sucks lets all talk about luigis mansion ill start do you like luigis mansion? i do
>>556375634>downloads bonzi buddy
>>556376096Dark Moon's the only good one
>>556376096Is Luigi a goat
>image of mario crying in a cornerSTOP TALKING ABOUT LUIGI AAAAAA
that's mama luigi to you faggot
>>556323625>my edit is OPblessed edition.
>>556376705hewwo gayboy hewwwoooooooo
>>556376705Is it a joke about the Asriel dust theory or just a meme
asriel milkyumyum
>>556323625>Classic taste is backFor some reason I read this as>Classic: Taste is back
do you think monsters are allowed to vote in human elections or are monsters banned from that kinda stuff and can only participate in monster elections?
>Gaster watching a bunch of panels>each screen there looks like the chapter titles>Gallery is the song used before the King fight.> head looks sliced>gasters could be a “lord of screens” and he could be “cleaved red by blade” >if the location he’s in is “gallery” and the place he’s watching is “gallery” >maybe the prophecy plays out differently in different timelines>maybe it’s being forced one way right now
>>556376830iunno, someone made a lame-ass picture of asriel's face in the pile of choco-dust, so i added the captions "ASRIEL'S DUST" (where previously the flavor stood) and changed the mentions of "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORINGS" to "noh~" as a nod to the local pedophile population posting their shota-shit.
gaster watching deltarune on his phone while on the toilet
i dont get any of the symbolism or anything in this game and basically im a fucking retard that should just die okay
>>556376809you have a lot in common with doombass.that is not a good thing unless you count being not liked by me as a good thing.
>>556377256there's no real point in caring about any of the symbolism until the entire game comes out so dont bother
>>556377353i love my doomie doom, so yes that's a positive :D
>>556377256The symbolism can be cool, but I'm here for the heartfelt story above all else. As fun as it is to theorize sometimes, I hope the game surprises me at least in some aspects.
>>556377256i noticed all the symbolism and people call me a schizo so you're probably better off
>>556377543good for you
>>556333407Lmaoing at this post hours later, assuming they were talking about DessWhy did Lucas have to make Darth Vader a known character? Just let him be someone new
>>556377191Wow, you are a true gotebro Kraut
>>556333407toby has been thinking about this character for years, of course he put him in undertale
gotefags run this shit
Kris coming so far to try and bring Dess back to her original form, then realizing he doesn't actually want to do that for a number of reasons
>>556323625Would snortWould huffWould drink>>556324106NAY!Goteshote gooning will never cease!
>>556377871WOW you are so fucking wrong and retarded.
>>556378078fax brother, we RULE utg
>>556378078they "run this shit" like a cockroach infestation
>>556378435
>>556378113haha imagine opening his mouth and playing with his fangs and tongue with your fingers haha
>>556378179Badperson is that you??
>>556378506FILTHY
>>556378506Almost everyday I do~
>>556378471hey numbers lets dance
>the goat mob kidnaps you and takes you to see the don
>>556378607i don't know who that is, but yes.
Teach him a lessonBreak his legs then turn him into a shotegote
>>556378827>"Greetings, my kiddo"
IT'S!! DINNER!! TIME!!!
goatpedos are in the epstein files
>>556379256>not "yummers"you had one job, woman.
>>556379328most of them are unemployed on neetbux. i think the best off one is that guy who cooks for rich people.
>>556379328I'm not a ficton = reality moralfag but there's something genuinely pedophilic about the things they say, especially shit like >>556379036
>>556379490This one
>>556379328he would have loved both goteshote-fags and susellefags and that's canon.
whats wrong with being on neetbux
>casts Pacify on your glass while you're not looking
Undertale Prime is kind of true for mantle game/legend of tenna
>>556379352he doesn't know what a yummers is
Toriel badCarol good
im gonna giv him a goot he cant refuse
>>556379328He didn't like shota and loli.
My twitter feed is becoming a 1:1 to this general. I can't fucking escape.
>>556380192holy lol
>>556380241https://youtu.be/EQ1O6fRCyzo
>>556380192secret cia spy messages theory
Keanu Reeves is Kris Dreemurr in... DELTARUNE THE MOVIE
Shota GAWDZWas there any doubt of our brilliance?
>>556380952>bratty evil goat that needs correction.png
>>556380952cute lancer
>>556381059no!
get spun idiot
>>556380192>delights with goats
>>556381439Househusband TV has never been more real
>>556381868I wonder if getting snake eyes in public is considered embarrassing among Pippins
>>556382068Its the equivalent of tripping and your pants fall down
>>556381982Saving up money to move with Tenna back to his home Dark World before the stone claims him, all the while he's desperately trying to get his show off the ground despite his condition
>>556381982gayest fucking thing ever uttered ever since the legality of gay rights.
>he doesn't know
you are allowed to be a house husband if you are 8+ ft tall, buff as hell, and battle demons to save the world on the weekendsfave says
>>556382868I just got home and this is the first post I see. What are you talking about?
>>556377696This isn't about Darth Vader. This is about the Roaring Knight Vader has a master, the Knight does not
>>556379760UT prime?
>>556382984I just find it funny how regularly tenna posters are called gay when they're so obviously girls
Kris, Mayor Holiday is evil!
>>556383190theres at least one gay one and he hates the rest of them
fave went to toilet town usa without any pants on
>>556383253he buckled to female superiority and hasn't made himself known in a while
>>556383180This thingA model of Undertale as a fanonized version of a more typical JRPG (that does not exist)
i wish i lived in ancient times so i can be a cool gladiator and kill people and fuck men and women all day and eat good food
>>556383020>Vader has a master, the Knight does notu sure
Deltagentlemen, our next cope? Valentine day newsletter?
>>556383180I got kiwi limeI got gooble grape
>>556383326thanks i hate it
>>556383409Yes. From the first movie it's established that Vader is not the Emperor(he is loyal to the Galactic Empire)Whereas with the Roaring Knight, being a being whose design is to condemn the world to the calamity of the Roaring, it kind of does everything by itself
>>556382609Holding him and telling him it will be ok, that he's safe with you and helping him have a new start because of how much you love him
>>556383335Chances are you would have died before you even got to become a gladiator OR you died before you got to fuck anyone and ate good food
>>556383983im built differn...t
>>556383326Wait, so what would Deltarune prime have been like
>>556383983FUCK YOU!!! Imperius Rex!!! *guts you and blood sprays everywhere and poses for the crowd*
>>556384134link but blue
>>556384207go on
>>556384307zelda but purple
>>556383323Wasn't he found dead in a ditch after the cooties randomly claimed his life one day?
>>556384134Maybe something where people just follow the prophecy without angsting and rebelling about itMaybe the weird route where you grind out levels for your party members by killing enemiesMaybe some spooky synthesis of the two, they're opposite in some ways but they're both reactionary in that they try to undo the subversions of some kind of "standard" plot
>>556384134the knight is dess
So, why didn't we get a deltarune prime
>>556383326Evergreen
>>556384676Toby and Logan Paul didn't get along
>>556384516we infected him via cross-distance period blood sigils
>>556384307i blue link
the chinese has arrived. i have salt and pepper chips. roast duck chow mein, sweet and sour chicken, and some egg rolls. gon get in my tummy wummy
>>556378648adopt a dog or smth
Someone should do a Deltarune primeWe've only got a remake with nothing to compare it to, especially when Ramb starts talking about " the original game"
is weird route not deltarune prime
>>556384906I.P. Freely
>>556384925sounds nice lad >>556385000wouldn't deltarune prime just be the orginal version of the game before kris tried to use susie as a pawn or whatever they're doing
>>556385130That's Deltarune X
>>556385183And maybe it would be kind of cool
UOOOHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUGGGGGGG
>>556384925That's a lot of food, you're obese and have crumbs in between your fat rollshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=I1Hvgq7rW74
>>556384207https://vocaroo.com/1axcDSn7Lo1u
>>556385249Deltarune elon musk rebrand edition
What would Zelda but purple have been like
>>556385367
fave doesn't watch anime or youtubers or play other video games or know pop culture or understand references ever
What do you think Muttler though about Cattenheimers?
>>556385367Cute and funny!
>>556385875Taking Kris to a piano concert to make him express an emotion
>>556385183it was lad>>556385370im not fat i-im big boned :(
>>556384134Mother 3
Armpits
>>556386749Ew, not mother 3. It has trannies in it
>>556386767Fixed. No need to thank me, ladies and gentlemen.
scientists confirm, it is not gay to want to fuck kris dreemurr, even if they have a penis
>>556387025This Kris is what we should have gotten
>>556387180Bratty is that you?
>>556385000CoL is already making one
>>556387212it's inherently gay regardless of penis
>>556387180repugnant wretch that you are
Frisk is the most based human and you know it because they are the least goonified
>>556387301I mean, not really. I would have to do way, way more for that.
>>556385183I think Deltarune Prime is whatever would've happened if Dess hadn't got foreverially losted
>>556387539The Japanese and AO3 would beg to differ.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>tiny goat scream
im not allowed to like deltarune because people will say im cringe and gay. sorry
We will get to see Deltarune Prime, the world where Kris was never born, and it will suck ass
honest question: why does everyone say "we weren't supposed to know about the snowgrave route yet"?
>>556387976Cope deltarune would be better wuthout kris
>>556388083wuthering wris
>>556383326So is this attempting to say Toby wrote Undertale to fit all the common fandom tropes in anticipation of how people would view characters and call the writing bad?Toby "I didn't expect Spamton to be popular" Fox?Toby "All your theories are wrong" Fox?THAT Toby Fox???
>>556388041No significant hints (unless you count lancer i guess) before chapter 3
>>556388083Deltarune is It's a Wonderful Life and as such this is impossible
>>556387640My schizo theory is that is what Deltarune was when Gaster first found the timeline, but that Fun Gang (Kris, Dess and Ralsei?) weren't able to stop The Roaring.So he decided Dess was the weak link and had her replaced with Susie because Susie is somehow better.Though in that case, I don't know who the Knight would've been.Papyrus? Susie? The Gaster native to Deltarune's timeline? Rory Nite?
>>556388041>Toby not learning after autists dissected undertale atom by atom
one two three four i declare a thumb war
>open discord>what the fuck is thisanybody else see this shit???
Imagine if legit no one like deltarune's ending and toby kills himself
>>556387975ut/dr soundtrack appears all over social media, and they are none the wiser
Do we like him or nah?
we all got psyop'd by toby fox lies about having this crazy fucking dream that's going to BTFO all art forever and all we got is a game in development hell how much are we going to take his fucking LIES
>>556388565Yeah in case anyone is wondering, that tracks with the leaked CH5 game, it's real
five six seven eight deltrarune i really hate
>>556388685I don't know yet, it depends from deltarune
>>556388583I feel like Toby has already accepted this and as he swims through his pool of money, to the latest virginal japanese v-tuber ready to open her legs for him, I'm sure he'll find some way to cope.
>>556388583He already made real shit"More than one ending"? He clearly lied.And people worship him for it.
>>556388580He legit looks like he's a downie
>>556388685I will viciously mock him unless one of the people I don't like make fun of him in which case he is a hero in this household
>>556388583who cares at that point toby already outlived his usefulness it's not like he will be keen on making another game after the extreme soulsucking development hell of deltarune
Toby will bring about the Dimensional Merge and that's why Deltarune has taken so long.
nine ten eleven twelve in my butt i truly delve
>>556388565obviously fake it's the exact same frame that was posted to this account but with a text box over it https://www.tumblr.com/dr-anon2026
Doomer and kraut are probably just as ugly as tasquefag
>>556388565didnt you make a thread about this?
>>556375634I love her sm
>>556388565On one hand, maybe its a leakOn the other hand, we saw this exact image like a day or two ago without the Susie text so could be attention whoring
>>556387539What are you talking about? I goon to her all the time
>>556388932that queen vs tenna fight was probably the worst one to start that post off with lmao. just pasted the sprite from the newsletter
>>556388260>Toby wrote Undertale to fit all the common fandom tropesI think Toby did do this even if he got blindsided by some specifics>and call the writing badNot bad necessarily but morally bizarre, in reference to earlier posts by other people not included in the screenshotOn the whole he seems to like the game
>>556388565>ralsei not in pictureralsei is a flower confirmed
>>556388931SDIYBT
>>556388995It's basically guaranteed
>>556388565it's obviously real, isn't it like impossible to display an image on a switch 2 without a full jailbreak root access? if anything, this image proves one of 2 things: it's a real ch5 leak, or the switch 2 was hacked
Producer-sama has handed over the deltarune publishing rights to Nintendo. Expect chapters 6 and 7 to be Switch 2 exclusive
If the release date is later than june let's all kill ourselves
>>556389513The more I look at the image, the more I think it's photoshop with pretty good cleanup to make it look real. Look at the corners of the screen.
>>556388565What do the moon runes say?
>>556389514>Nintendo RedmondSega Blutarch
>>556388565>People are falling into this even though an anon has already said it's false.>>556389631It will come out in august, it's the most realistic date whether we like it or not.
>>556389514I miss when everyone thought the producer was a stereotypical fat Japanese salaryman
why are people still debating if it's real put your eyes on my post >>556388932
>>556389514He would not have that power, it is not his game
>>556388932Imagine if 1 or 2 of the images are real leaks and they used obviously fanmade pics to make you think everything's fake.
>>556390017This picture alone looks like a setup for a quirky sitcom
>>556390017in my heart he will always look like that
>>556389749it's also got a fair bit of artifacting, probably to cover up the editing
>>556390113When I shitpost, I dont refresh the thread, so they might still be on 20 mins old /utg/
instead of gummies and cookies and chocolate im gonna start using coke zero as a treat. this should have a great impact on my caloric intake. ive noticed it also makes your stomach feel bloated and full so it will also curb my general appetite!
>>556390615i want advertisement companies OUT of utg
instead of gummies and cookies and chocolate im gonna start using coke
>>556390113You're assuming that the source in your post isn't a real leak. If anything, it's more proof it's real since the same image is also on Switch 2 now
>>556390615You should try cottage cheese. Very filling and a good source of protein.
>>556390675not coca cola™, I meant undisclosed storebrand coke
>>556390701One day, I'm not as excited to try it out as I used to be, it can really turn into a problem fast
Do you think gaster created darkness or learned how to manipulate it?
>>556390017
>>556390893just get some ritalin or adderall for adhd and snort it. similar effect just not as strong and wears off quicklyfave said this, not me
>>556390792It's the exact same frame with the exact positioning of the fountain and those pink blobs that are clearly meant to be billowing, but with a text box pasted on. If it were real it would be a different frame because if one has speech and the other doesn't, it's a different moment in time.
>>556390893speed kinda sucks, coke is expensive and short and amphetamines will probably end up making you crazy said Burnoutpants
I'm sick of the remake I want the original. One ending, prophecies, knights, magic, and all that good stuff.
TOBI FOKKUSU! YOU NO WORK ONU DERUTALUNE THISU WEEKU! YOU MUSTU BE PUNISHEDU WITHU TENU(10U) WRISTU LASHESU!
All this Deltarune talk has gotten me thirsty! Thankfully, I got this here ol' PEPSI to keep me nice and refreshed! PEPSI, we're a family.
>>556391292then stop fucking playing the game and die in peace, CoL
>>556391292>Crusader of Mod Theft
>>556391350>cut to a giggling Japanese maid slapping Toby's wrists with a fly swatter
Alphys's calorie free treat ray backfired and deleted all the treats in the world
>>556331294so you have a higher chance of being able to tell apart two guys both named some insanely common shit like John Smith
One month of 2026 has passed. Where's chapter 5?
>>556391380>"Um, I think I got the wrong costume."
>>556391397But I want a game to play
>>556391631*rubs my coke against his paws
>>556391637Play pong
>>556388565>japanese first
>>556391637Try pattycake
>>556391637You have a game to play, and you have many OTHER games to play. Stop whining about whine game out of thousands not being what you like.
>>556391380with the advent of Ch 5 we have partnered with Royal Sciences LLC to bring back Pepis Blue, each can comes with a chance for a free double xp weekend in the upcoming multiplayer title Delta Royale: Wraithguard
>>556391637play Postal 2
Toby doesn't care about canon col's mod is as canon as toby's deltarune
im not col but i dont like deltarune because if other people saw me play it they would call me a big fat gay loser
If Queen has a pussy the lips should look like curly brackets
>>556391890Anon cooked with this one
>>556391771>accidentally wrote whine instead of onesure why not as shown by this general this is the whine game
>>556391962if it makes you feel better i can call you one regardless
45 days until spring
>>556391771I'll keep whining when this is the gane that get promoted by Nintendo and glazed to infinity by the cult that Toby Fox createdSome parts of this game do not deserve to be part of the next big classic jrpg
>>556391968ur moms a curly bracket....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... bitch
>>556391968*looks at keyboard and gets hard*
>>556392097thank you, groundhog
>>556392105>JRPG
>>556392105My answer to you is picrel, simple as.
>>556392105Well it's not going to happen so stop being such a petulant brat and move on
>>556392149I don't know why you decided to reply with an ASCII middle finger but it has made my day a bit better
How come in Cave Story you can find Curly's panties and implied off screen sex with a purple rabbit thing but there are nary a pair of underwear nor so much as an off screen handjob in Underrune?
>>556392458what do you think gaster is doing
>>556388932im taking a close look at this thing and while the edges look weird, the clouds ARE different
>>556391968>ifof course she does
>>556392458Toriel's socks are basically the same thing
>>556392458Pic?
>>556392516So that's what the holes are for
>>556392458>an off screen handjob in Underrune?Frisk doesn't have a dick so that's impossible. Maybe we will have one in Deltarune.
>>556392560That’s the same image with a perspective distortion
FRISK: GIRLCHARA: GIRLKRIS: BOYGLAD WE GOT THAT SORTED. NOW, LET'S MOVE ONTO A MORE IMPORTANT TOPIC, HOW TIGHT IS RALSEIS HOLE?
goodness gracious!
Gaster is the man who erased his name
>>556392912>shartyfags desperately trying to conceptualize human body parts again like literal aliens
>>556392912You wouldn’t have those because you are a fat cunt
>>556392912imagine hitting those with a hammer
>>556393178You actually did that, you just forgot.This is why Deltarune is taking so long.;
>>556393178They detach and fly down your throat
>>556392892Based and true
>>556392912wrist bones are cute
>>556393338anything looks cute on a skinny 5'4'' dude with giant puppy eyes
*flops my wiener out
>>556393489what about an upside down flailing horse leg
>>556393538Put it away Noelle...
>>556393561CUTE!
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>556387212>>556386585>>556386539
>>556392912...A body part everyone with hands has?
>>556393974rayman erasure
>>556393515
>>556393974mine arent nearly as flared out and Im almost as skinny as him
>>556393875
Okay i guess today is as good as any to do the moby dick reading i do not want to wear the dunce cap again...
>>556394132uooooohhhhhhhh fondling kris with my soul tentacles !!!!!
>>556394102>200 BMI anon
>>556394102You’re fat, hun
i hate that kris tries to outbrat me like do you know who you are dealing with
Niggas obsessed with bone structure just admit you just want to bang a skeleton already
>>556394353>>556394437lol no, 170cm(manlet i know i know) 58kgs
>>556394537Well, this IS a UTDR thread
>>556394527*brats aggressively in your direction*
>>556394853Lmao
kinda uneventful today, huh?my tum-tum still tells me ch5 will actually make the weird route matter in the worst of ways.
desster the molester
>>556394930*beats my chest gorilla style and starts our daily battle*
>>556394930>>556395145You're both getting your brat mouths fucked
Deltarune if it was tuff
Chapter 5 will be the last non true neo schizo chapter
chapter 5 will be schizo almost immediately
where is chapter 5 anyways
>>556395101Thread's uneventful because you're the main event kraut.
>>556395101Your choices don't matter
>>556395101>picIt's all the Yellow One's fault! Yes.
>>556395680Sent you a build of it bro check your DMs :)
I like asriel's kidhole
>>556395682>the family's fighting again
>>556393489True and kris...But ive also always liked wrist bones, they're elegant on the right hands
>>556395841what about left hands
Maybe the real chapter 5 were the memes along the way
>>556393338/utg/ is interesting because I regularly see anons call things cute and attractive that I've never seen anybody else say
>>556325961Why is Noelle so caked up?
>>556395738no, but the yellow will have [Communion] with [[Unintelligeable Laugher]]
I want to suck dry Muffet's canonocally massive milky tits!
Do you think noelle will be important in the next non weord route chapters?Idk at this point I hope not
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>>556395682doombass you are wrong because >>556395684posted the truth bomb you just can't handle.sad nihilists are right. we's dun matta.nonna dis matttas.
ooh im feeling it... the anime... my DARKNESS... my RAGE... heh.... you're all just pawns......
>>556396374She will be, but when there’s no shipping yumyums /utg/ will get mad cwanky because raughhh how DARE plot actually happen Gerson made me ANGRY
>>556396478Truth is, your choices always mattered from the start.
>>556396374Resolving the mystery of what the fuck is actually going on in this game will require getting her to spill the beans about backstory lore and also to stop suppressing whatever the hell she is suppressing so yes
Laughing at the time when piers morgan invited alex jones to his show only to have alex yell at him and call him a cuck on his own show, good times good timesFave doesn't know about any of this but Fave loves to see me laugh
>>556395798its so tight...
>>556396374I think with Noelle it's possible to draw out a moral that is pretty rare in stories like this: that sometimes wanting adventure and thrills leads to disaster and it's often better to not be important. It sounds kinda defeatist, but Noelle being important has been consistently associated with bad things, since she's easily intimidated by malicious forces. Although the more likely scenario is that she's gonna learn to assert herself or something like that. Alternatively, it'd be fun to see her go down the slippery slope by not wanting to leave a Dark World, since she's shown this desire for excitement and escapism before, maybe going as far as becoming the ruler of a Dark World by sheer misdirected power of will. Maybe Berdly of all people can talk her out of it.
>>556396656*fast paced jazz piano starts playing as I crack through reality and slashes you, jasmine petals flowing everywhere to contrast the darkness*
since when was homestuck general allowed back on /co/?
buenos dias *smacks anon's ass*
>>556397501They should have gotten global ruled on all boards. Fuck homestuck fans I don't even care about the comic or Hussie it's the fans that should suffer.
>>556396656Kris when they finally embrace the anime after denying it for so long because Dess said it was cringe
>>556396805>the Gang goes to a supermarket Dark World>the only goal is to eat everything
Open request for style-accurate frame-by-frame undertale/deltarune draw-overs to be made of zelda cdi animationsImagine this with susie and kris
>>556397501since 4chan is dying so anything that gets traffic going is welcome
Chapter 4 if it was good. It has the Bishop in it, who calls off his troops when he realized the lightners have finally appeared in his realm. He recruits them to take care of the monster plaguing the Dark Sanctuary(Jack) before he sends the fun gang on their way to keep chasing the knight.He's the one who Kris and Susie chase after to find one of the codes to the shelter, only to see him deformed and enraged, apetrified version of himselfHe reforms in the third sanctuary only to be defeated by the knight.
https://files.catbox.moe/14pyea.mp4does spamton actually have roots in his list of stolen leitmotifs?
Chapter 4 if it was goodGerson shows up and he has a boss fight and it's cool a f
>>556395913Left hand obese mitten, right hand full skeleton. Dream man.>>556396054It's a hand enjoyer thing. It's a nice bit of contrast, idk how to describe it. Hands are already so expressive and it adds more "character". Its not a sexual thing they're just a nice body feature
>>556397998Gerson sucks
>>556397501I mean doesn't it have a cartoon by VivzieQUEEN now
Chapter 4 if it was goodFour Gersons with attitude
>>556397953I thought that was blatantly obvious since the day chapter 2 released
You're all a bunch of fuckin queers
Chapter 2 if it was tuffKris Get The 6 7
>>556397501As long as the pilot is up in the air i guess and they behave. I hope the general doesn't get nuked when the pilot is canceled (please god cancel it) (the last thing we need is more homestuck fans who havent read homestuck)
>>556396054Strongly agree, I love hearing about you guyses unusual preferences and interests and fetishes and so on
>>556398550when it's in the context of underage performative devstalking I'd rather they livestream their suicide
TV World
>>556398681Are those pics really him in high school?
>>556398681This place is not that different from the retard hive that you hate
>>556398630nice, reminds of that one napoleon painting
>>556397894>He recruits them to take care of the monster plaguing the Dark Sanctuary(Jack)you're a bad person
When other characters' themes have leitmotifs it's just "sharing," but when Spamton does it it's "stealing." Says a lot about society.
asriels got a nice tight pink little arse
>>556398945I'm calling the posters underage but some of their photos are him from high school
>>556399051Jackenstein sounds too similar to the name of a nation he hates
>>556398968The resemblance is uncanny.
>>556399054spamtons entire gimmick is badly stealing from more competent people, if you don't accept this you do not love him
>>556397894I guarantee you just use shartGPT to make these silly plotlines in your head
>>556399131Well he never hit puberty so it's hard to tell which ones are which but I only think adult tobys are cute
>>556398824If Kermit the Frog went to a Dark World would he be a Lightner or a Darkner
Asriel is beautiful in that quiet, aching way that sneaks up on you. Not loud or flashy—just soft, sincere, and impossibly gentle. His fur looks like it was made to catch light, glowing faintly with warmth, and his eyes hold an honesty that feels almost too pure for the world he’s in. There’s a sweetness to his smile that makes it feel like everything might be okay, even when you know how much pain he carries.What really makes Asriel beautiful, though, isn’t just how he looks—it’s his heart. He loves deeply, clings to hope even when it hurts, and wants so badly to do the right thing. There’s something devastating and tender about that: a character who could be powerful beyond measure, yet longs most for kindness, connection, and forgiveness. His beauty lives in that contrast—light wrapped around sorrow, innocence shaped by loss—and it lingers with you long after you look away.
>>556399185i was thinking of this one
>>556399241The ONLY thing he stole was Swatch's outfit. The NEO body was up for grabs, anyone could have taken it.
>>556398961>the retard hive that you hatethe what?
>>556399337Kermit but red
make a new thread. no point funposting on a dying one
>>556399337he's a puppet, so probably a darkner
>stalking other posters is perfectly okay>nooo don't post pictures of toby foxlol
>>556399713shartypartyobsessedwithteethandopenmouthsbro…
>>556397136Tight but DEEP!
>>556399813>>556399813>>556399813Hop on
>>556399779>everyone who points out my hypocrisy is shartygeg!
>>556399713>>stalking other posters is perfectly okaydon't put words in my mouth
>>556399051I don't get it. He fills all the boxes for that.I'm genuine shocked that Jack didn't try to physically attack the knight himself.
>>556399273I didn't. When I try that, it doesn't even being up chapter 4 stuff lol
>>556395684I really wish people got reading comprehension and know what a question mark means. on the dang store page.
^ugly retarded downie
