What if Rammus was a girl(Female)Old >>556232516>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol/lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
you didn't wait for vex sex anon to make it..
which lolgs are the most fun to play vg vs vg with?
>Get BREAD you SLUT!what kind?
>>556323860Boodrum
>>556323793Why would I want to wait?
https://magma.com/d/IH1G8MDC3UJoin the Drawpile! Make your Valentine!
Would you, chat?
>>556324907of course, sexy lil bitch is asking for it
Soraka my cute wife!
nobody ever allowed to call me a silver bob againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5AtoaleKs
gold 4 is the most unattractive rank in league and I am not going to pretend otherwise the only rank that is possibly lower aura is diamond 4 0 lp
SHOULD I PLAY ARAMOR IS IT A WASTE OF TIME
>>556323860I hope I'm fun to play with. I'm not very good but I only drop by vgs to hang out with people
>>556325239opinion on Plat 2?
>>556325510who are you
>>556325470I think you should go play a match of CoD Zombies on Verrückt. Treat yourself you chud.
>>556323950Rosemary and herb bread.
>>556325554it's like a non-ranknobody is either impressed or going to mock you for itplat is kinda just theregold is a thingemerald is a thingwhat is plat? what are mid-plat ranks like plat 3-2? what does it tell me about your skill level? nothing reallygood job I guess but either derank or climb if you want to show your rank off because no-one is going to reply to plat 2
do you have 84% winrate at over 40+ minutes or are you a weakmind?
>>556325612your friendly neighborhood sloth
>>556325510same anon... I just do my best and want frens
rate the new vgvsvg sluts
i loathe you
i dont loathe or hate you but if you were on a northernlion stream and he started grilling you i'd watch and laugh
>>556322460posted in other thread, but I made my money another way, how else do you think I can afford pax tf?
>>556323403So let me get this straight. This fat ass, unemployed tranny retard had an absolutely seething meltdown about early season LP inflation and people grinding games (despite playing 10 games a day and getting 2 accs to master in first 3 weeks). Delivered rants about how he was the best bot lane player to ever do it and deserved challenger despite one tricking the most braindead waveclear mage in the game. And you're telling me he...sorry, "she" didn't even fucking climb there? That he was actually boosted? How fucking embarrassing. The whole thing has to be an exercise for attention. WHY would you mouth off that much if your rank was completely fucking fraudulent?
>>556326256he enjoys the attention you nigger no one cares if you played against him in vgs you can tell hes a mouth breathing loser. there are multiple clips of many different lolgs of every elo range slapping this idiot around
What champion is the best in the support lane? First pick.
>>556326732braum. wins every matchup, can lane with every champ in the game except karthus, good with and against all team comps and excels at all stages of the game
>>556325031
Yone!
>>556325919that's the best way to be
>>556326850Once I'm done cooking, I'm going to get you!
>>556323708Trannus
The anon below this post will suck my pp
>>556326850I dont get it?
Seraphine sounds cute! Did you guys hear it?
>>556323708Fellow demacia rising chads. Im fully maxed out and im just waiting for the next two patches I gain 750 wood 1000 stone 500 metal 4 petricite per turn. I have 25k demacia shillings for the next expansion. Lowkey it is so fun playing the mini game in one go. Best late game team comp imo is galio kayle morgana 1 ranger soldier guard. Kayle will attempt to kill anybody targeting morg or the ranger. I highly recommended uprgrading all combat amp before attempting to take final settlement. If you complete chapter 4 last mission zeffria will be destroyed and you have to wait ten turns upgrading your new capital demacia before you can upgrade anything on the lv 3 page. Happy gwensday lolg.
>>556328102He implies something to eat
>>556326848>braum>wins every matchupbraum gets fisted in lane by a good senna, zilean, karma, zyra, veigar, etc.
>>556327503What are you gonna eat>>556326984I see his wr went up 1 percent lol. point oh five ftw
>>556328836
>>556328102inside yolk, mind your own beewax
>>556328836zilean doesn't win against anyone in the game except, like, sona. hes extremely weak early and scales powerfully. hes the smolder of supports
>same 10 faggiots for 6 games in a rowthis game is fucking dead
>>556329031I cooked some chicken and noodles in BBQ sauce.
reminder that Nami is soft
>>556326150if you were being grilled by northerlion i'd send the librarian vid to the groupchat and make it an inside joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp1Ty1pTdcQstartig off my day with some hatewatching
>>556330510*Pet Fish*
>>556329031Riot will shit themselves if he reaches anywhere close to 50% WR so that's as good as it's gonna get.
>>556331368He's incredibly easy to play and scales really hard. Its a complete crisis if his winrate goes above 51, that's cracked broken territory where he would take over proplay and achieve 50% banrate. Which has happened before btw
>>556331659I just find it funny is all.
>>556331368I just want him to have some resistances. He's so squishy early. But I mean riot also buffed blue form Kayn over red for some reason.
>>556329352braum has no answer for zilean qwq and a good sona can outplay a good zilean early by maxing e>w and in mid/late with multi man stuns including zil>>556329106sorry let me go through the entire roster to find the 40 champs you can stuff into support to rape him
I just won an ARAM Mayhem game where 4 of my teammates were like 3/16people really need to stop throwing by not attacking the nexus
Briar won
why are you like this? i just want to help
>>556331154nice
>>556332248draven
>>556332248
>>556330912this could be a good bit definitely +2 potential
what rank do you need to get as ADC to get a cute support girlie to duo with?
>>556333248iron+
>>556333248if you want someone to enjoy the game who plays with your because she likes you? low silver and belowif you want a greedy e-girl that just wants to be boosted? any rank abovemany of those egirls are also likely xy girls
Briar top is pretty fun.
>>556333459mid is way more fun
>>556333494nah, top you get to unga bunga tank retards with bork and lethal tempo
thanks to the anon who encouraged me to try some yone mid the other day. it went rather well in norms and was pretty fun. I even accidentally did a cool play
There are people over 25 in this general
someday I'll be 80 and still shitposting on this site lick my balls
>>556333689I'm 32 and got diamond handz
>>556332662Cute!
>"what do you mean you dont want to play anymore?">"im trying my best here, you should be too. stop being toxic and ruining the game experience"
>>556333689I am pretty sure most people on here are closing in on 30, im 25 but im getting up there
>>556334369>their "best"
>>556333459Top is actually a lot of fun for auto attack champs until all of a sudden the enemy picks some filter champ like Malphite and you don't get to play the game.
i got corki in aram earlier, unfortunately. no one plays him because hes cool, no one plays him because hes unqiue, no one plays him because his design is cool no one plays him for literally any other reason besides sometimes his #s are buffed to where hes a good pick. literally you can replace his model and voice lines with farting and shitting and nothing would change
>>556334498Yeah, I am currently playing against a nigger cho'gath and want to blow my fucking brains out.
Champs for this feel?
>>556334552he was from the era of joke characters and cliches like og gankplank sion. you are too young to understand
>>556334683he looks swainpilled here
>>556334683
>>556333689Back in my day we played 3v3 because the pc was too slow.
>>556323708let\'s say i was in a coma, wtf happen with Reckless ? 10 years ago he was a normal guy, now 60% of his body is made of tattoos, those gay earrings and nail polish
>>556335681he's a gay, confirmed bachlor, a friend of dorthy etc
>>556334552why do the pros play him then
>>556334683caitlyn, vi, neeko, diana, leona
>>556326848Braum is my best champ. I pick based on my team composition. So, if you go Ass. That’s a good combination. Are there any champions that pair well with Braum?
now that i'm gold IV and my original goal for the season has been reached, what now?think i'm going to just spam normals and pick up draven which i've been meaning to do
>>556335934Tits
>kennen picked on enemy team>think it will be fine to pick Briar>enemy last picks cho'gath>lane is literally unplayable garbage>nigger jungler doesn't come top once despite cho'gath being at my turret for like 70% of the laning phase>in fact, I am the one who gets ganked fucking three times under my turretWhat is wrong with jungleniggers? Like I know you 'shouldn't gank a losing lane.' but if the nigger toplaner is sitting at my turret for the majority of the laning phase, maybe come at least once?On a side note, don't pick Briar top unless you're certain the enemy top has been picked and the lane is playable.Learned my fucking lesson.
>>556334683R5 malphite top into 4 ap because enemy top picked an ad champ
>>556335989Which Tits are you referring to?
>>556331154Don't touch that stupid fish. Pet me!
>>556336078Even better advice: play as if you never expect your jungler to gank you.
>>556336432
>>556336543I was. I was sitting under turret the entire game barely getting CS because cho'nigger does 100000 dmg despite being a '''tank'''.
>yuumi: LOCKED>femtanyl: PLAYING>adc: KEKEDyup... it's yuumi gaming time!
>>556336726yeah cho gath is super overstatted with the highest base damages in the game, or close to it anywaybut dont pretend briar top is much bettersure, it's weak, but it's very braindead and uninteractiveevery one I've faced is just an exhaust ignite merchant that tries to cheese me all lane long with her point and click engage
>>556335989Miss Fotune?
>>556336432Fox needs to know her place.
>>556336890Briar top is not playable into many matches though.And exhausrt is for pussies.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVKZ3mRSQNQ barely scratching 400k views, is league dead?
>>556336897Tits Fortune.
>>556337364I like league as a game and watch some cinematics on occasion but I dont give a shit about the lore or cinematics or anything else of that nature. It's just the same champs with weird looking models again and againAre they showing my mains? No? Why would I give a fuck
>>556337553where's gragas's fat imaginary dead wife
>>556337651Why cant you just consume?
My old friend... the void...
>>556337829Well they havent made a skin for my favorite champ is several years and the last one was pure slop What is there to consume?
>>556338750She would be smug as fuck.
>>556338032stop thinking and consuuume
>play mayhem>full master/diamond premade vs full silver gold slop pile>4 tanks on enemy team 0 on ours>every game some tank gets to 17K hp>my team are le ebin for fun gamers doing jinx tank>cannot surrender a single game and get farmed on the fountain for giggles
there are 16 unranked people on the leaderboardqueue up NOWhttps://dpm.lol/leaderboards/2f32736c-e08f-4f2b-aae6-3f3326cabd9b
>>556339080>>full master/diamond premade vs full silver gold slop pileI've never seen this despite this being a "common" complaintI genuinely dont believe youA diamond border doesn't mean shit 80% of the time they are diamond in flex and even if they arent they are off-role in a different mode on different champs in your mmr
What's the secret to not be a retard that constantly eats hooks/roots in botlane
>>556339205why would anyone play ranked when these are your teammates in the current year. >>556334369>>556334496game quality is the worst it has ever been because of teammates
>>556339435It depends on the spell since nauts hook cant really be dodged properlyJust position on the opposite diagonal of their support and keep control of the bushes or keep the middle one warded and contest visionKeep in mind that they always want to hook you and play accordingly, meaning always try to keep a minion between you and them and dont get too closeDont chase them and focus more on your enemy than the wave
>>556339435the easiest way to dodge hooks is to not be in a position where you can get hooked which means you need to push, if theyre under tower they cant hook you
>>556327503This pic actually gave an ideaWhat if spotter enchanter support who gives dmg/lethality buffs and lowers enemy armor. Ult could be something like an AOE weakness that slows and cuts % armor.
Demacia Rising players, how are you taking High Silvermere? Do I need Kayle/Galio or can I do it with just upgrades to soldiers?
>>556340168so like yuumi but more of a debuffer than a giver of buffs
"you've got the doomies!"
>>556339212>i never seen this bad experience of the game being skewed completely against meway to tell on yourself, 0 influence pack fill shitter lol. players like you are what matchmaking uses to fill the game around the actual 3-4 players in it
>>556339212Every second game are some smurfs on gold account with a friend of theirs. I got friends in GM and they asked me many times to queue because I'm a plat shitter. People just wanna shitstomp for fun game modes but matchmaking doesn't give a shit.
god forbid a nigga wants to play with his friendI hate league playerbase
it's okay i didn't want to see my damage anyway riot QA team
POST your top played championyou aren't afraid of showing you have negative wr right?
I hope I ran into more bot lane players that play Melee / Top Laners, and Nilah. They're so much more fun to play with than actual ADCs. The most fun lane I had this season has been Garen + Rakan vs Nilah + Yuumi.
just remembered that time in middle school when a girl kept trying to get me to insult her mother as some weird game for half a year and eventually she lied to her mother that i said i hope she diesso i ended up getting in trouble for something i didn't do and beat the shit out of her in retaliationchampions for this feel?
I think rakan is the most unfun champ to play with botlane
>>556341246school shooter Aphelios, of course
>>556341154where do you even see that?
SO THIS.... IS THE POWER OF DIANA OW PEE DUSK AND DAWN CHAMP. ADC LOOKING PRETTY WEEK THIS PATCH THANK YOU PHREAK! CRIT DAMAGE 250% WHEN?
>>556341284I use u.gg
>>556341335how's iron treating you
>>556341154>>556341371here
>>556323793It's okay. I was asleep this time.
>8 wins>4 losses>my wins arent even good I got carried in several>i am gold 4>i was gold last season>get put in a full plat lobby with other golds with the climbing tag>we get shitstompedLike I am not even mad as much as baffledDoes me having a "67%" winrate by winning 5 games straight at the start of the season mean I am a smurf now or what?Its literally just a small sample size
elise armpits
>>556342247sometimes you just get rockedcant really read into games like those
>>556342247WHY U SHAKING IRL AGAINST SOME PLATINOOBS LMFAOOO RANKS MEAN LITERALLY NOTHING OUTSIDE CHALL
>>556342247Yes, the system will drag you crying and screaming to 50% winrate. You will get 0-12 botlanes if you step out of line.
>>556342317sniff
>>556341183Also love to play with nilah adc. Its almost like my toplane brain has perfect synergy with nilah adcs
>>556342767why are mobas basically guaranteed to use EOMM or some even worse variant? i don't think any other genre has every single game abusing that shit matchmaking system
Yet another redside game where I was denied counterpickEnemy picked TryndamereI had to go down 50 csI play lane perfectly but he dives me 100-0 level 11 because his r is 50 seconds shorter cooldown than mineIt's okay thoughOur jungler used last pick to pick aatroxAnd went down in kp and cs on a SejuaniAt least I only lose 5 lp due to having an afk supportGreat games this morning I sure learnt a lot
>>556343149I read a study made on the asian player population where it said frustration leads to a chance the players would spend more money (skins) if they are engaged with the game, and engagement is this addictive pattern where you have "free" wins and then defeats, so you are conditioned to play to get those "free" wins again.
another top lane baby crying about something this time it's a counterpickin goldanother support griefing a gameit's all so tiresome
>>556343579>if they are engaged with the gamethats the problem is that the game isnt engaging when your stupid retard autofilled support locks in xerath and the enemy cait thresh are playing like theres a gun to their moms head and shes gonna die if they lose
>>556344394play the matchup then you fat fucking pedophile
>>556344394toplane is legitimately unplayable in some counter picks
>3 losses in a rowyep time to sleep
>>556343579This is pretty much true. There are games where i can simply not exist and we stomp. These feel more than free but the opposite where you can play like Faker on steroids and it doesn't matter feels way worse. Forced 50 has been a thing since season 2 probably, but now there's AI in charge of the system. If it deems you belong in p3 it will make sure you improve a lot to climb.
*comes from the sky to save your LPsony is here to help
Why is this game always matching me with plats and emeralds and the occasinal diamond in normal games? Is my mmr that good or is my acc bricked
>>556345587for me it's perma d2+ and my queue times are 13-20 minutesmmr bricked, go next accountyou unironically have to smurf or invite low mmr accs into your party to be able to play the gamei know cause my acc got bricked 3 years ago
>>556345587im silver 4 peak
>>556344750>>556344556the game isnt over if you're the only one behind.the game is ...probably not over if you fed your top lane opponent.the game is over if your jg wasted time on you.
>>556337532Miss Tits
>>556335934>So, if you go Ass. That’s a good combination. >>556346208Exactly
>get added and flamed by a twitchtv fag and his loud buddy at the same time>his buddy does a majority of the chimping out acting all haughty >the twitch guy doesnt want his streaming account scalped and crushed so acts all innocent>b-b-buh i did the most damage tho! (hes wrong and outs himself as a retard who can't into graph)>all this over a dumb rng pachinko mode>report + ticket>check opgg>perma streamer mode so no data>previous season rank silver and iron max???literal demon queue atmi also keep getting into games with full stacks of streamer only players who just talks shit to the non premade (me)
what did he mean by this?
>>556345216>If it deems you belong in p3 it will make sure you improve a lot to climb.I don't think there is a "The AI deems you belong in X rank", but if it does it works either as intended or really bad. I think more that the accounts gets a tag at some point and if you stray from that tag the system tries to put you back in line. Literally you can't go past a certain border, or you are an apex player with an iron will and patience to go through games that are just obnoxious to win. Hence the cope "You can only win 60% of your games" which is valid only to a certain point.>>556344458And you are going to queue up again, because you are angry and frustrated, then you get a free win and that's enough to bring the addiction back. The entire matchmaking feeds on a dopamine loop.
>>556345905well my team wasnt ahead despite forcing me to play a bad matchup where being 2/2 down 4 plates 40 cs at 14 is the good outcome so why should I be happy that aatrox stole counterpick when enemy jungle picked sej early and enemy top didnt pick yet?he didnt even give it to mid or sup
>enemy topSISSY picks Morde>pick Olaf, and eat his fucking face and am up 3-0>UH OH! YOU ARE WINNING LE LANE? HERE COMES THE JUNGLEOID TO 2v1 YOU!Genuinely whats the point of winning lane if the enemy jungler will just come and reverse the fortunes?
>check>of course the junglenigger and his topsissy were duo'dof fucking course
>>556343283>Yet another redside gameSKILLISSUE
Nutte in the butte!
>>556346718u dont know shit u nigger
>>556347183Why the fuck don't they just rotate the entire map 45 degrees to the side instead of keeping it diagonal it's so ass to play in some places
I've swapped to linux and can no longer play league thanks to riot vanguardI'm free
>>556347393i swapped to dota and hots when they announced vanguard and my life sucks
>>556347314Meanwhile there are more players noticing the bad matchmaking we have since last november, when Riot lowered queue times to around 1 minute, but because random anon n.2828636391001 says so I know nothing ¯_(ツ)_/¯
>Yi gets Tap Dancer and it's GG if your team didn't RNG heavy CC>3 (or 4 I lost count) fucking pentas in a single game
When was the last time you guys had F U N in this game ?! There's too many posts complaining, and being angy at the game... A good reminder to know that you are not your rank. Your self worth isn't tied to your wins, losses, or ranks. Why are you putting so much turmoil into a vidya game that's meant to be played for F U N :?
>>556346848lemme be real with you for a moment.im sick of top lane feeders. im going to start pinging my top lane every time the motherfucker dies. im also sick of top lane champs creating situations where champs and items have to be nerfed/balanced/adjusted just for them. top lane champions are the statcheckers of the game who are notorious for being able to split push alone and 1v9 just by smashing buttons. they gave you a free (shitty) teleport as a hint that you're not locked to a lane. that you can also create man advantages even while behind. if you were the type to take teleport already, that means, you got a free summoner spell! if you werent' that means you got a free summoner spell! And you can statcheck harder because you can theoretically grow your stats all the way to 20! That's arguably more valuable than any other role quest!but it's not enough. it's never enough for you top laners. it's always this or that bla bla bla.
>>556348014Because I'm conditioned to think that I need to be good at something to deserve love and affection, that's the shortest answer. Some complaints have fair points.
Holy shit! Is this a big deal?Sometimes I feel like people honor me ironically. Is that a thing?
300 starting gold on a battlepass you can't make this shit up what retard came up with this?
>>556348149your abusive mother was onto something with that. I never learned that lesson, and it has merit because people wont love you unless they worship something about you.
does the rakan ult augment not work in mayhem or am i retarded
>>556348230holy fucking shit!
>>556348397The battlepass is free and it takes like 4 games to get that upgrade.
>>556348014handcrafted for taric
Why are they trying to ship Katarina and Yasuo in the new cinematic.I thought she was dating Garen or something?
>>556348149You're already enough to deserve respect, love, and affection anon - you just need to find the right people who appreciates you as you are. And unironically, that doesn't mean that it's your own family either. Heck whoever trained you up to be like that too. They're just projecting their own generational trauma onto you - and if you don't heal from it, or deal with it in a better way, the dumb cycle will repeat. I highly recommend that you try to break that line of thinking off yourself.
>>556325470depends how you define "waste of time", is it in the context of league of legends modes or just in generalaram is the most straight forward action packed ability flingingif you find it fun, time you spent enjoying something can't be considered wasted
I haven't played league in a billion years, was Ivern de facto nerfed with these jungle pets? If everyone clears safer and faster now compared to Ivern's whose whole gimmick was clearing safe and fast, is there a point to Ivern?
>>556349430Ivern still has good crowd control and is a secondary enchanter
half of these new augments aren't working properlywp riot games
>>556348539I know, right! Holy hell!
>even feicuh has a 30-40% winrate on weekendswho the fuck is winning on weekends? i don't get it. every single player you look up, yourself, pros, lolgs, random opponents you saw on arurf, every single player has a negative winrate during weekends. what the fuck? explain
>>556349692stop nooticing stop asking questions stop trying to find evidence just buy the 250$ skins
>>556349692Faker too said the game sucks but he has to play for korean viewership.
>>556349692weekend warriors show up
>gwen otp dodges because his pick was taken>another 3 more dodges>my ekko gets banned>lock in ziggs i guess>vanguard error>punished
>>556349692I been telling you guys about the Weekend Creatures for the last year now, but nobody believed me. The Weekend Creatures are out in full force right N O W for the next 72 Heures. It's no longer safe to play the vidya game !
>>556349540Wait did they release a Mayhem update?
champions for babyfurs?
has anyone ever won against jayce with slow and steady?
can we have one patch were poppy isnt brainless hitler freelo that is viable in 3 roles and statchecks everyone while having insane utility?
My lowest winrate day is mondayIm Garfield
>>556350447I did, but it still fucking sucked and no one really had fun. Eventually he just fell off after spending the whole match oneshotting us under tower.
>>556347095disgusting niggerpick tops always get bailed out by jungle especially if they counterpicked you and lost laneniggerchamps like morde will rush steelcaps and sit behind turret giving cs until enemy jungler comes topand you will never ever ever ever see your junglemonkey top except to give them a free kill at the worst possible timer
Most annoying champs to be against in mayhemVayneAkshanMundoMel (rest in piss)KalistaLilliaPykeNeekoI think everyone else is fine
why is briar the designated foot queen when syndra and janna had their feet dangling free for years prior
>>556350989Having a foot fetish is a relatively new mental illness so when Briar came out it was perfect timing.
I want to make Vex feel happiness and marry her and give her my babies
>>556350989shitty riot pushed meme + splash art made by a footfag
>>556350989Because Syndra's and Janna's splasharts hide their feet while briars splashart shows them off in her splashart.
BUY FIRECRACKER SKINS AND GET 3000 MEME COINS FOR THE GARBAGE MINIGAME!!!
>>556350835blud forgot about samira who rolls draw your sword spin to win
>>556351432>Samira playing like absolute dogshit at the start of aram>1/9/5>10 minutes later>PENTAKILL>PENTAKILL>TRIPLE KILL>QUADRA KILL>teehee I'm so good!
Give me mayhem bans so I can ban kata once and for all
>vayne gets bullied all mayhem>suddenly scopier scopiest and shadowrunner>ENEMY PENTA KILL
>>556349216>you just need to find the right people who appreciates you as you areuh huh
>>556351594>build collector>have your team do everything>press r and steal all the killsshe works the same in every single mode
Plat players stay taking golden dick.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCjGBkpdcAg
>>556351824gold 4s are the brightest minds on earth right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZxdMA6XFaA
>>556352016Dopa dowwwwwwwwwn!
Had a lot of games today where I personally did well but ended up losing. I feel feel like I'm on the good path at least.
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
brand apc is such a comfy pick, I should play it more often
>>556352624i play him in every role
>>556352304That's the right way to think about it. League is probabilistic and other players are stochastic. There is a lot of entropy. Playing consistently well is a big advantage.
>>556350835this must be very fun to play against :D
why did i abandon my 60% wr karthus adc d3 account? i just realized i have it
I'm only in Silver 3, what exactly do you do if one of your teammates is a retard and does nothing but splitpush? Just take the L?
>Client is stuck in full streamer mode despite it not being checkedSo how do I fix this?
>>556353562Collector is the most nigger item ever made.
>>556353893you dont engage until you see someone who try and fight/stop him, or go for an engage/poke heavy when he's already going deep into their base
>>556353893find cross-map advantages or set up jungle deathballs with vision denial on side with split push
do you only get aram mayhem pass points if you win? i went 37/6/15 but lost bcs bad team but got no points
>>556354296you only progress through the recurring quest
>>556354379ah right i see mb thank you for explaining
Any lads on EUW wanna play mayhems?
>>556354637i can do a few but im in one right nowemanon#evil
>>556354741I'll send you a friend req in the meantime.
mayhem is retarded dogshitriot doesn't know what they're doingthey saw people enjoyed itand then sent their teams of quirk chungus diversity hires to fuck it up for no reason"grandma's hot chili oil"what are we doing hereterrible company
>>556354940i cant wait to lose after 10 minutes because a stat check champ got red chinkvelopes as their first augment
>>556355026it was a decent mode for a while but they took it too farnow normal aram has 10 minute queue timesnothing good lasts forever
>>556349208Don't take skin line ships too seriously. Most times Riot just puts throws darts at a board to decide who to pair together.
i won a game and felt nothingcomplete isolation of soul brooks no imitation of creatures, no self-humiliation, nor self-elevation, and strives to be neither below or above, wanting only to rest in itself, reaching neither towards love nor towards suffering. It does not consider it's equality, or inequality, with other beings. It wants neither to be the one, nor the other. It wants only to be at one with itself
>enemy team with S tier champions gets S tier rolls>your team with C tier champions gets F tier rolls>teammates can not recognize that the match is already over>raging and flaming eachother after the enemy hits their 11 minute powerspike and farms us in nexusit's my fault for being surprised when the degenerate RNG gambling mode is infested with seething drooling apes
>Poro Blaster procs Cruelty 5 timesgreat...
>>556355026envelopes are the worst augment in the game
>>556355248>they refuse to surrender>they somehow open enemy nexus>they start taunting instead of hitting it>we loseI wish shadow president was real so I could nuke these subhumans
you people lack whimsy
Rakan is so fun bros...
>>556355619it gives more stats than brutalizer augment and thread the needle combined and gives lots of gold while also contributing to a set bonus for even more gold to buy anvils
>>556356012the gold augments only exist to buff the cupcake onewithout it they are a memet. just played a game with 3 make it rains but no cupcake and was barely ahead of the rest of the team despite maximizing immolate uptime
>>556353562how do people enjoy this shit mode? where is the gameplay? it's just right click>30 seconds dead> right click repeat. even in urf people stay alive longer. just play with dices, a pencil and a piece of paper at this point
Annie owes me.. uhm..
>>556356289normal urf is better, you still need to think about positioning, cooldowns, and target prioritymayhem was fun at first when you were learning the augments, it played like normal aram with unexpected quirks, but matches eventually boiled down to one guy getting perfect rolls and becoming an unkillable stat check machinenew mayhem is even worse, it feels like the worst parts of arena and arurf combined into one mode, both modes are terriblenormal aram remains supreme
>>556347095OLAF IS NOT A GOOD COUNTERPICK TO MORDE SINCE OLAF CAN'T DO ANYTHING AGAINST RAW HP SCUMMING WHICH MORDE LOVES TO DO. MORDE IS ALSO A MANALESS RANGED TOPLANER SO INSTEAD OF RISKING IT, YOU HAVE TO MATCH IT WITH THE CLASSIC VAYNE TOP, THE OBJECTIVE FOOLPROOF PICK AGAINST AN HP SCUMMING MANALESS RANGED TOPLANER
>>556357972brolaf runs down morde and jungler with r
>morde is ranged topwtf
I saw this raka buildRoa > Diadem > heliaDo you think maybe this is strong on sona too
gonna play some swiftplay yeahhhhhhuhhhhhnnnn get swifftyyyyyy yeahhhhhhh
guess which team ended the game in 20 minutes? thank you riot phroxzon riot drewlevin and riot phreak for cracking down on smurfs i really love you guys and appreciate all your hard work at the office
>>556344403i require source please tell me this is cropped and there is more
>>556358260I guess it could be. That's a ton of scaling. Are you gonna be effectively utilizing its "tank" stats though and do you need the heal from mana spent if W already heals you? On Soraka at least that part of it helps her with mitigating HP sacrifice for heals
>>556359251what exactly are you gloating about? punching down on worse players?
>see raka and sona on my team>instant lock vampirism>they ping it all game and their sissy power augments:)
placements on a brand new account placed me in emerald 3
>>556359854wow are you TSM TheOddOne
>>556359854that's breddy gud bro
>jungler comes to "dive"Defeat
>>556359525>worse playersyou're a big fat retard if you think the level 33 80%winrate lucian didn't go 20/0(and i'm not exaggerating) against the hardstuck 300 games emerald 4 jhin
>>556359976i'm jankos
>>556360046you still have no point. you're either gloating about stomping on a smurf or whining about getting stomped by better players. it's immaterial
>>556360171who is that
>>556361242german jungler
penta
>>556361471>ski in last name>german
>>556361124Point is level 31 accounts should not be in emerald. And if they go on a 90% winrate from gold to diamond they should be permabanned for smurfing. If you don't see the issue then I'll end the conversation here, have a nice day.
>>556361559>someone from 4chan has the word anon in their game namealways a huge fag
>>556361742you're stupidhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emanon_(manga)
>we get more tanks>we winSimple as
>>556361806Memories of em anon from 4chan
This guy has the highest Heimerdinger mastery, plays using only the mouse, has a woman in a bikini in one corner and a green screen with little girls playing with dolls behind him, while he argues with an AI about something in China. Is he really mentally stable?
>>556362042looks like very healthy league player!
>>556361806Sex with emanon
erm anon
ARAM Mayhem feels miserable, is it just me
>>556362042>highest heimerdinger masteryHe has 2nd highest mastery in the game and was #1 for the last 8 years or something.Dude has just under 30 MILLION mastery.No he's not mentally stable.
*kicks you in the balls*reply now niggerfaggots
>>556362492little did you know my wife gave me 50 dollars in rp for my vasectomy!
>>556362490euw? did he transfer? I swear he was on eune last time I heard about him
I wish ekko was deleted from runeterra
I wish I was deleted from earth
>>556362741He's been EUW as far as I remember.
Is Renata a gimmickslop champ?
>>556362741he was always euw, duod with psz who was also euw
1 Punch Fish
>>556363016yes
>apparently you can get 2 of the same augments in aram mayhem
>>556363016If you think that's bad remember riot made a pack of wolves that go invuln a champion
Naafiri needs a nerf.
oh wow, le inting splitpush fiora got killed trying to backdoor inhib for a third time?
wow a point and click invincible dash that can target an entire screen away yes that's balanced
>>556363016i forgot she existed desu
>>556363754and what did you accomplish while she was exerting pressure my little bronze?
>>556363815>2 dashes>2 invulnerable abilities>1 shield>pack of dogs against skillshots>tons of damageMost unfair assassin.
>>556363863she wasn't exerting pressure, she died when they came off grey screen even though we spam pinged her to reset
>>556363589You can get the same augment 4 times in a row if youre lucky enought(or unlucky if shit augment i guess)It lowers the chance each time you get it but it doesnt remove it from the pool
I just want the poro banner T_Tq
Small indian videogame company
>>556364920indian internet more like
>>556364920your ping is everywhere
>>556363016She desperately needs a rework to be functional. It's a bad design if there's a single Support literally not viable in majority of the drafts. But they'll give Rell her 10th rework before touching Renata...
>>556365486>bad design if there's a single support literally not viable in majority of the drafts???most supports are like thisonly a few are blind pickable
>>556364920Never seen this hero in a match. Is she a support?
>s17 gave up and started playing supportlooks like I was right
obsessed.....
can we just start over?
>>556365782Except none of them are as bad as Renata ? If Renata is viable that measn: Braum, Thresh, Taric, Rakan, Morgana, and Alistar are also viable.
>new mayhem update is out>3 poro blasters on enemy team every game>5 ranged on enemy team every game>i am dodging a bajillion skillshots/second while being unable to move from my tower>every game i wish someone would just blast my head off with a shotgunit was fun while it lasted, but the exact same thing happened to arenaevery fuckingtimewe have something nice and they just fuck it up completelythe worst part?theres a banner in the tracker so i have to endure torture
You wouldn't a fish.
Academy Vlad is a cool skin, replacing his usual cape with a long ass scarf is peak
>>556341335the engage range of dianigger in this clip alone should be proof that thing needs to be deleted
>>556361732That's just not practical given various reasons for fresh or dormant accounts. You're out of lower elos expeditiously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4EM16zYAPQ
>>556367359>oops all flops
REMOVE POROBLASTER FROM MY FUCKING GAME MOOOOOOOOOOOOODEGOD FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>trying to play adc but support picked braum
>>556367359vlad and rumble asu please ty
>>556367359>new swain skinYES YES YES
>>556367359mmmyes sivir skins
>>556368061so im not the only one with this problem, then
>>556367359Vex sex incoming in a couple monthsfeels good
>>556367359no briar dont care
she gave me that fluoride stare.champs for this feel?
>>556367359 i need to draw vex again
This is so cool. A board full of one cost units can beat tribe leaders and 2 star legendaries
This was recommended to mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryRbB8dyR4
sorry for graping you
>>556359404i dont think so but i'll try to dig and see i know i did censor off his penis but unsure if there ever was a full
why don't teammates treat me like the main character i am when i pick draven?100% unironically
>>556369334i do..
>>556369147Graping???
>>556369334draven has been overnerfed and is such a shit champ there's been major aura losssmolderchads get all the bitches rn
I am the GOD of iron rank
>>5563698481v1 kadeem for the title
what TFT characters will come out this year?
How many women has Ezreal banged?
>>556370360cute
>>556370497thousandsmillions even
>>556370497LuxKai'saShyvanaMiss FortuneSonaAhriAuroraSorakaAshe (before she got married because Ezreal respects the sacred bonds of other people)NamiNidaleeNeekoZyraLambThe list goes on...
>>556367359need that vex skin fr. i just know that senna skin is gonna be fucking dogshit and just look like a terrible highnoon knock off. they really don't need to add "magic and demons" to their road warrior skinline, goddamn.>>556368696i wish she got a noxus skin last year i would've probably played again then instead of now.
>>556368884briar WON
THERE'S A VICTORIOUS DRAVEN NOW?Looks like ass like all Victorious skins minus J4/Elise, but still
>>556368884>Qiyana winrate is 4.5%
>>556370497>>>>>>women
TODAY
are you guys not sleepy and yawning all day ?
>>556371826yeah.... yaaaaawn thes games are too ez
if you play lucian top, kill yourself. ill even build thornmail to help
>>556371826I'm a very eepy boy.But I try to stay awake anyways. Gotta be awake to make food, exercise a bit, so on. Usually within a few hours I'm awake enough to play League.
autism
>>556372001say it with mef___ n_____
>i thought you did good in lane anon
#rape
amazing
>>556372717>gay aram
>>556372787They stopped calling it that after you left lol
>>556371312Yup and now its gone forever if you didnt play last season(which from the skin being grayed out thats the case) ur never getting it
>>556373187After this game I'm gonna go buy an account with it just because I am not a poor lol
Can you stack autofill proteection
any vgs up today?
sometimes the niggers just deserve it
>>556374515weren't you gonna leave the game for good?
>>556374786lora?
>>556370497taric (banged by)rakan (banged)
>>556350789>will rush steelcapsKEK, exactly what he didrushed steelcaps and rylais
>play poppy>feel like im walking in water>at 25 minutes your champ becomes pretty useless>play riven>5 dashes>still does more damage>after 1 kill you solokill the entire enemy team>never falls off>easier to playwhat's the logic behind this?
>>556357972Morde literally cant even ult you as Olaf, so you just throw your axe at his head and bash him to death.
>>556374515https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/540398192/#540440702this you?
>>556374826no
taric isnt gay
>>556375062GOT HIS ASS
>>556363964but she's got le... low winrate in higher elos!
>>556375072taric loves everyone and lends himself to anyone in need
>>556370360every singular swain main runs this skin
>>556370936>because Ezreal respects the sacred bonds of other people)Like hell he does, dude literally asks Rakan if he can have a go with Xayah.
>>556374786>>556375062>>556375175ermmm sorry chuddies i already addressed this the other day
>>556372690Thank you pobby....
>>556370936ezreal was banged by zyra, there's a difference
PSEUDO BANNER GG EVEN THOUGH I LIDERLY DINDO NOFN
>>556375072>>556375293Taric says 'If it's got a hole, it is a goal.'.
Hi lolg https://www.twitch.tv/miximumdennis?sr=a
>>556375558i think you got it mixed up buddy
>promoted to silverI've been wondering, what the fuck is this? I'm not playing ranked yet. I haven't even unlocked ranked.
>look up Trick2G>newest video, 20 hours ago>not even 8k viewsit hurts to see how far the old GOAT loltubers have fallen...
>>556375985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWMAgErKOA
>>556376089>last video>2 years ago
>>556375845>extremely popular in fanart>no one plays herIs what I was going to post while in champ select but someone literally just picked her as I typed
>>556376167he's a vtuber nowdisco heat also changed channels
>>556375034yordles are for sexual deviants
any champ recommendations for me?
>>556376568karthus, all 5 lanes
>>556376568rope xD
>>556330510reminder that no waveclear
>eating home made make an cheese with truffle salt>playing briar with the cat lingerie custom skin>saying "NUKE PALESTINE" in all chat pretty good thursday.
LETS FUCKING GO!
cool
>>556375657>shaco players are sadistic psychopaths confirmedkino
>>556376568Pick Yunara, she's fun and easy to play
https://youtu.be/qIFJhqaAwbE?si=CSc7Yc8VRlEQfc2V
>>556375750when she lets go of that rose, thorns come out with great force
>>556376763woah you killed two people while your team was obscenely aheadpost more clips i am in awe
what could possibly compel someone to post ytslop here
>>556376763kek why are the 9 other players fucking around in top while you solo end
>>556377105shouldnt bother with bad faith arguments but my support inted me this game like they have been doing every single ranked game and abandoned lane level 4 after taking first blood intentionally and gifting draven his passive stacks. i then spent the rest of the game getting dove and flamed by both the enemy team and my own team and was 0-4 at one point and playing entirely alone and i did not die one single time the rest of the entire game and ended with 17k tower damage from smart macro decisions. yone was walking up low hp because he saw i was 1-4 and thought he could just kill me like he had done karma and ambessa before and draven was pretty fed and had way more gold than meshut up>>556377289sort of in the story above
>>556376326i just want to kill myself
>>556377039hmmm...
Ezreal is a virgin(with women).Ezreal got RAPED by CHADric.
>>556370497xayah in front of rakan.
>That time of year againNo valentines? No ranked duo? No lolg? No darling?
>>556377668Taric would NEVER. Don't slander him for the sake of your petty grudges. Taric is a hero in this house.
why does ezreal make indians seethe so much
>>556377887True.It was consensual, and Ezreal loved every minute of it.
>>556376268its just the yordle stigma. gameplay and her character as a whole have different types of fans and haters
best adc for being a useless piece of shit till 3 items and then take over the game?
hello league of legends enjoyers! I've been trying to climb, and see lots of high elo players and streamers say YOU are the only constant and its YOUR job to carry games! If YOU cant carry games, YOU cant climb and its YOUR fault!Looking for some tips and feedback on how i could have handled this game! After all, I AM the only constant after all, so its MY fault we lost this one! Should have played it better i think?
>>556378161None. All of them die if they get hit by 1 skill.
hot take but i dont think ezreal has slept with a lot of people, lux is like the easiest character to fuck because she has an iq of 2 and he still fails at it
I want that Viego exalted skin so fucking much its unreal.But I am a poorfag.Even as a poorfag I'd be willing to shell out $50 for the damn thing, but riot is a JEW company.
>>556377396>1v3 udyr alistar draven diveoof that must've been frustrating. good job on the comeback
From one of the biggest league influencers and maybe even the biggest influencers(at the time) to getting 27 likes 0 replies on his tweets.Thats even less interactions than i get.Crazy how hard SivHD fell off.Actually all old League youtubers kinda fell off who from the old guard even semi relevant nowadays?
>>556378161I think Jinx is the most like that.
EUWVGS in one HOUR!!
>>556375034uhm maybe because poppy is a literal support and riven a cum disposal unit
>>556378743but poppy should be a toplaner
>>556378731
What's the best adc to climb out of silver hell?
Sony is innocent, sony didnt fuck anyone. Sony has a crush on renekton however, but its a secret... dont tell anyone... ok?...
>>556378191Faker would have carried this game
>>556376865Tummy
>>556378161you literally can't go wrong with karthus. malignance rush map wide ult while afk farming. BOOm triple kills
>>556378373it really was, 3 straight times no less and somehow we still didnt get grubs or anything topside which was the cherry on topi felt like just giving up half the time because they just kept flaming me but i somehow managed to keep it together and just muted everyone and kept playing and hey, got the W!
>>556378161>>556378931
>>556378931Anyone if you're good.But you arent so you're going to stay in the rank you deserve no matter what champ you play.
I mean>managed to dazzle Lux (and a bunch more demacian girls) as Jarro Lightfeather>made Zoe, a centuries old goddess, fall for him>makes Neeko briefly doubt her own sexualityhe's undoubtedly got game
>>556370497How is there anyone saying the turbo twink is some womanizer
>>556379275>mention zoe>immediately have to toss out the erm actually shes a 100000 year old dragon loli
>poppy is a literal supportthe things one reads on this board... mindraped by riot, poppy confirmed to be maokai v.2>>556378731who approved this
>>556379002criminally underrated...
>>556377396based, nothing feels better than proving the shitters who doubted you and held you back wrong, even when they dont deserve to win
>>556379483Ezreal's lines towards are actually that SHE's the pedo, which is funnier
>>556378161sivir for no brains or hands
>>556378646Tyler1Tobias Fate(sort of.)Nightjew(sort of.)but yeah, most of them fell off hard besides Tyler1.
>>556379275>managed to dazzle Luxonly in ezreals dellusional head
>>556379672does toby still have actual schizo episodes where he spends the entire day trying to get one of his oldest accounts permad?
>>556379491some of us would prefer it that way
>>556375034sounds like a skill issueI was playing adc and I saw the Poppy top on my team keep getting trolled by the enemy jungle/top laner.Poppy was like 0-5 at one point.Poppy ended the game 8-6 with the most damage done and was 1v3'ing them at several points.
>>556378646you get 27 likes on your tweets?
FUCK ALL RETARDED NIGGER JUNGLERS
>>556379991>KKKK instead of KKKone job
>>556379275Okay, and yet he's the way he talks and acts, especially in regards to Lux, is the same way a love struck virgin would.>>556379787Dont think he tries to get his accounts banned anymore.Although last season he ended in gold and was playing AP Graves a bunch.Right now he's masters 400lp spamming TF, with GP and Graves as his next highest played.Holy fuck he's played almost 400 games since season started...
>>556379484this is not the same game you played gramps
>>556379991you can tell they care, since they added hearts as well, cute
>>556380058thats because its supposed to spell out a giant KYS and its fucking up
>>556380156its not that crazy when these people make money playing the gamei know tobias used to split his playtime with injustice and mortal kombat too but still
>>556380237>poppy is a solid toplaner!>poppy is a good counterpick on toplane!>poppy is a good on toplane, support, and jungle!>poppy is good on support and toplane!>poppy is good on support!Im tired boss... liderally maokai all over again...
>>556380458any champ whos trade pattern involves cc into unavoidable damage should be in the fucking gutter
>>556380458it makes me sad, she's so bad now, confined to support jail forever-1 playable champ
I've decided to go with the one loss rule and/or "X player plays like shit and loses the game" rule.Just had a fucking Garen go 0/9 (yes) against a fucking Lillia. I told the fuckers at 0/8 if he dies again I'm leaving. Not wasting my fucking time any more.Waited a day.Yes I fucking understand but dont agree message requirement.Play again, get support.Carry the SHIT out of the team, they cant teamfight for shit though.>lose>log offNot doing it any more. I'll go play F2P WoW I guess, they have a new DH spec I might twink with. I'm never being held hostage in a game again.Suspend me, send me naughty no no messages, not falling for this shit any more.>inb4 based Lillia topShe sucked ass she just got fed by a moron.
>Got everyone to play tankMayhem is actually fun what the fl*p
>>556380653thats half of the roster, and with poppy the CC part is almost entirely easily avoidable, unlike most of the roster>>556380662fight is not over yet sis...
I am think i am ready for the euw vgs after an hour
>>556379502<3
>>556378191>>556378191thought i'd queue up another to get some practice in!Can anyone give me some advice please? Everyone likes to say how people should carry games and its their fault, but now i'm getting no responses?How should i have carried this one guys?surely the high elo players of /lolg/ will have this one figured out in no time!
jarvis give me a list of mid lane champions that enjoy being in the middle of the fightfilter all sissy poke mages
>>556381187is it actually a thingwhy thursday
>>556378731VGS 45 MINUTES REMEMBER THE TIME
>>556380875what fight? it's a billion dollar corporation vs the 2 people who play her topyou can't do anything because her w makes her a supportonly solution is just to give up really..
I play sion supportevery champ select mid & top rage in the chatLike, a tank with cc is not good as supp ? And guess what ? We winTop & mid pos should get beheaded
>>556381436its not two people...
if i get a nigger playing poppy support i'm forcing a dodge. i've seen enough with the inflated maokai retards already
>>556379686LoR had a whole thing about how Lux was fantasising about Jarro Lightfeather in her dream world
>>556381561is two people and a lot of alts anon
>>556381673
MY ADC DIDNT VOTE FOR ME...
poppy makes more sense as a support lorewise. protecting her hero.
this is my most used emote because it looks like a soijak face
>>556381895That's just missing the fucking point that she's the hero and she'll never find anyone else who can actually wield the hammer (and everyone she assumes is the hero fucking kicks it right after)
>>556381895lorewise she is the hero and all the 'heroes' she chooses die a horrible death when they fall short of her expectationsokay that kinda tracks with support gameplay
>>556381561you cant make them do anything, if phreak wants her to be maokai, she will be maokai
>>556382035>That's just missing the fucking pointso is poppy
>every single game in Mayhem golds vs Diamonds>every single game enemy team has 3 tanks my team has 0>every single game we lose>1/5 games we go to enemy nexus every fucking retard and their mother back off refusing to end>we get wiped and we lose the game because retard champion #353 has managed to do a full build and is stacking anvilsI hate this game mode more than standard league and fuck this nigger tier matchmaking
>>556382227there was this one dude who got to challenger this season otping maokai top, we will survive, we will just have to go underground...
>>556382303
>>556382335aram mayhem is just whatever team gets the most disgusting tanknigger usually wins
>>556381986
>>556382335its either that or play normals and go against 5 stacks where a master nigger is corralling his 4 stack of silvers
>>556382336of course it's possible, im sure chall annie top is possible, but they make poppy less and less fun every patchwhen was the last time she even got buffed?they just want her to feel really sluggish and bad in exchange for having her w
sett is the best counter to tank chiggas in aram mayhem, even with shit augments one ult can wipe all of them
i dont wanna play mayhem but i want that fucking banner
Nigga really locked in pyke jungle and the enemy mid laner (I got countered alright?) took god-tier roams and came back 9/0. I hate this game and can't wait to see what the next match holds
>>556382873its not my fault my friends are shit
>lost 2 promos for Platinum in 4 days>most soulcrushing games>can't manage to get in promo again>2 days playing badI don't know, even if our team gets lead someone somehow throws it away, enemy teams playing the most cancer picks and comps to exist. Even if I'm just trying to farm in peace there come the jungler and support taking turns in camping the lane.
>>556383215nut up lil timmy
>>556383659queue up again
>>556383896I'm going to but I'm tired, I lost every game today. I really wanted to win that promo for Platinum today.
EUW BROS WE START IN 15 MINUTES
>>556384120i will stream it and spectate
>suddently get diarrhea right when vgs are about to startdamn it
>>556323708So after the "vampire" (not a vampire) briar we are gonna get the "demon hunter/exorcist" (not a demon hunter/exorcist) locke.Let me guess, he's Gay and spares young demons and thinks that humans are the real villains.
>>556384560*insert eric cartman from south park*
>4sen's team winning their first proplay matchwhere wer u when this happen
feels great dumpstering an akali one trick so hard they ragequit the game
>>556384765>mordenigger abuser
>>556384762drut calling himself super hitler was incredible
>>556384765faggy
>>556384897>ult akali in shroud THREE times>mad that shes never been caught this waydeserved
>>556292662get down mr president
>>556385054>going full tank morde mid>'heheh, look how good I am bros, I smashed an Akali OTP!'Lollmao even
>3-9>fast climberbro what....
EUW VGS ARE ON AND READY TO GO!! lobby name: vg vs vgpassword: euwvgs
>>556384967the only thing gayer is this ahri i encountered named Gay Femboy Furry>>556385268she stopped moving to bitch that her shroud was gone each time she was ulted. she deserves it. now i have shit like smolder mid
>>556384765akaliniggers deserve it.>>556385458is the project mordekaiser bug still there? ulting someone with your passive when you ult giving you an extra conq stack.
>>556385584yes it is still there and im not even using it. it applies to sahn uzal too, and i sent vandiril an explanation to why it happens. it started after the first sahn uzal skin delay
>he unironically plays full tank morde midactually disgusting nigger
>>556385698ah shit see i been using it the past year w/ project lmao.
>run back from the toilet skipping washing my hands to get back to pc asap>vgs already filledgg
>>556385761maybe i wouldnt if the last patch didnt make so many instant delete adcs going full crit. im not even trying to tank i just want to heal spam thanks to gunblade
>they didnt wait for me before starting vgs again
>>556385416+3>>556385904not filled yet, we still need 3 people!
WE NEED 3 MORE EUW COME COME COME
holy mister fors just won his pro game
Forsen won
>>556385978EUW can fuck off
>>556384765she sounds cute
euwchuds watch forsen instead of joining vgs.... it's over.>>556386206you can fuck off
>>556385416streaming the vgs -> >>556375845
lmao drututt said that apparently someone bet 80k on forsen winning this game
locke is the blonde guy on the rightbasically aurora with a cock
>>556323708>mayhem completed ruined with one shot slop everywherethis has to be intentional, right? They want to push casuals back into playing SR?
>>556363016I like her she's one of my best champs
1 more euw vgs NAOWOOWOWOWOW
sorry im playing deadlock..
>>556385921>he HAD to
>>556386456100% someone on that team was wintrading
>>556386704probably>try to walk up to do literally anytihng>3 out of 5 of the enemy got poro blaster>pokes you with a half the lane aoe bullshit>5 poros per champ slam into your face for 3% max health true damage EACH and ALSO knock you back and interrupt mobility movesthis single augment has ruined the mode for me skilled sniper was already bad why do we need another thats even stronger
>>556386939adcs that can 3 hit tanks need to die, and if it means i can kill them before they kill me in 5 hits ill do it
>>556386704>you can't play Normals because of matchmaking drops masters and gms on you>you can't played Ranked because if you win too much you'll get punished>you can't play Flex because it's literally just premades and smurfs>you can't play TFT because top comps are 7/8 people of each lobby above Iron>you can't play Mayhem anymore because matchmaking places you against masters and gms and tanks are unkillableA strage game, the only winning move is to not play
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>>556387057>adc exists, so i NEED to go full tank every game
bets
>>556387458>adcs do nothing and suddenly have 20 killsyes brilliant game design that has exactly 1 way to counterplay it: by telling them to fuck off and building as much damage reduction as you can to just out tank them
>>556384560take the bucketpill
>>556387562green malphite always wins
>>556387562bottom gigarapes
>>556386206they should full of dramafags as much as na
king porobounce on that thang
>internet goes down once which is rarer than blue moons>rito sends the swat to my house and spam me with messages talking about how that's not cool and forces me to literally type "I agree" to not DC anymoreJesus, calm the fuck down.
vg vs vgs are popping lately maybe i should go back to being a ranked only vg vs vgs hater
nobody asked for your opinion
Lux nerfs when?
never!
How much is your CPU temp in game ? Mine is 81 celcius, and even in the fucking menu i get 75 - 81 celcius wtf ?! Its not even a laptop
>>556390463playing right now
>>556390463eyes cold
Trying to play with 3 friends rn but everyone's launcher and client is having problems, holy fuck just let us play
i get immense brainfog and stress when we lose a teamfight and i notice it was because my tank decided to go slug with the other tank instead of using his point and click cc to lock down the only one on their team killing peoplefuck im mad
>>556390463Undervolt that shit my guy
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>>556390259lowest agency mage
>>556391305#rape>>556389624#rape
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>>556390940>finish one game with 2 friends>one of their clients breaks on post game screen>in the 2 minutes it takes for him to open task manager and fully kill the game to restart it other friend breaks his client by going into the store and then his profile>after he does the same thing and fixes his game we requeue>the lobby is bugging out but queue up still works>accept game pops up but after i accept it doesnt change to champ pick screen for me>forces me to dodge because i cant see anything or pick my champ>15 minute queue lock out for a bug on the clients end>"you guys just wanna play something else"this game is gonna die this year in NA
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>>556391829Its completely fucking unreal how shit riot are. NO OTHER GAME has these problems. None.Stop hiring your fucking friends to do engineering work you absolute cretins
Stuck on this shit for two minutes now. Hello? Game?
>>556392313>NO OTHER GAME has these problemsYes they do
>>556392556No REAL other game does.
>>556392556>refutation but no actual argument or examplesyou should really kill yourself
>>556391329its a champ for noobs and women to play without being dead weight, something like Yuumi but for midlaners
>>556392907>without being dead weight
>>556392907do you guys believe the shit that you type? you can play lux in all 3 lanes in challenger
what do i play mid that wont be fucking worthless when the 10/0 garen decides hes done slapping around top lane
>>556393440hob chogath
>>556392907lol?
>>556393440He will seethe for the rest of the game in all chat, barely even playing, if you roam top 3 times. Trust me topcels can't help themselves
>>556393532i used to play a lot of cho back in like season 4 when i only played blind pick and i got tired of facing leblanc as a squishydoes hob still build tank?
>>556393694yah im pretty sure you go rocketbelt first though
>conq dravenlol, lmao even
MIXIMUMDENNIS VG WINRATE: 100%
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>>556393795any unplayable matchups i should know about
>>556394114+3 if people still want to play
>>556394072>vaguepostinglol, lmao even
>>556394114>>556394315not really vague this time
>>556393352>>556393606I dont get how that contradicts what I said, just because something is easy and intended for noobs it doesnt make it unpickable anywhere else but lowelo, it just becomes situational, if anything it makes it preferable sometimes as it leaves as little room for failure as possible compared to mechanical champs (for example Malphite). We literally have a masters Seraphine player that lost 1v1s to golds in vgs, so lolg understands this concept best
holy mother of abominations
>>556394448golds are better than master players
>>556394115idk prolly like lissy or something or just a long range stunbot who will sit on the other side of the lane all gameyou scale anyway
>60% WR>gain +18, losing -22Nice game
+1 for euwvgs hop on we have a special guest from NA too!
>>556394115cho gets raped by any control mage in lanecould probably get away with it in low elo though
>>556394315>>556394114he trashtalked my lethal tempo draven from last match... how dare he...
>>556394520https://youtu.be/3ZxdMA6XFaA
>>556394217I would but my client is acting up
>>556393694copy his build exactly and NEVER deviate and play like a pussy and collect your free lphttps://op.gg/pl/lol/summoners/euw/Remigiusz-EUW
>>556394798we need to wait for 5 minues anyways so take your time!
>>556393624this>>556393440make 'em rage with pic related like I have
>>556394745was joke bro... relax
>>556394652managed to make a game that makes you want to not play
>>556394991all good, i'm shitposting
>>556395080Did they?You are playing it though.And so invested in it you even need to talk about it whenever ur not playing it.
Yeah no I can't join the vgs, sorryThe fucking riot launcher doesn't even start anymore, discord is broken atm and 4chan captchas need 20 seconds just to load (and no, it's not my internet, my friends have the same problems)
>>556395291cant find something better since every other game either sucks, is dead or you can play it for an hour before getting bored, single players only have so much replayability
Anon who I just messaged is your game good? will you come?
>>556395609I'M IN ULTRA HELL HEEEEEELP MEEEE(see >>556395574, I'm just going to watch youtube or something)
>>556395574damn... lets hope you figure out the problem... not being able to play league is a pain...
Jayce Q comes from the fog of war.5 poros follow after and take 1/3rd of your health bar.thanks
>>556395820It literally happens like every other day to one of us
my pc is filled with taric x ezreal/taric x rakan stuff
I wanna say last thread, someone asked an anon about the High Silvermere fight. I'm not them, but I just now beat it with:>Poppy>Kayle>Galio>2x Soldier groups>1x Guard group (with unlocks, and +10% AD from a global event).I brought 0 ranged since the tribesmen are numerous enough to shred your backline if you trigger them ignoring your tanks.Hope it helps.
>>556392907people in 2026 still believe an immobile mage with shit damage and slow unreliable spells is easy champ for noobs, in a game with champs like ambessa that will just insta kill lux by looking at her
>>556395991nothing xayah??
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>>556395916yea they need to release new client asap
>>556396126all in on dennis
>>556396126all in on the team without dennis
Why is everyone so obsessed with dennis
>>556396617he's like the special needs kid of lolg school
>>556394874i refuse to play the bunny because ive been on the receiving end of her half shot combo at level 2 too many times
>>556396617I want him to make it
>>556390463i found problem
>>556396617lolg obsesses with anons on rotation before hating them it's a bipolar general
>>556394448>We literally have a masters Seraphine player that lost 1v1s to golds in vgs, so lolg understands this concept bestuhmm this is literally a team game, sweetie.
>>556396126i want briar to win!
>>556396995it's not the same peoplei unironically like low elo lolgs like dennis and mapache (?) malphite guy, same with dumbdigger when he was low
based dennis just sprinting it
tfw not eu or na so wont ever be able to play vgs
>>556397469youre not missing anything unironically
Kill To Survive
>>556396372insider trader here.... oh boy don't know what to say brvther
Norra on PC?
>>556398290HOLY SEX
>>556398290sexooo
i'll join the next vg (support) brb
>buying chink year skins gives you currency for the clash of demaciaclans gameYOUCAN'TMAKETHISSHITUP
>>556398734>arcaneface cait
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>>556398734im so fucking sick of chink skins, infinite chink themes, infinite chink skins, infinite taiwain is not independent master tencent. fucking gooks there's a reason anti-chinese sentiment is called "sinophobia" because being chinese is a fucking sin.
>>556398841i dont see it
>>556398541oh its full nvm fuck it
>>5563990756642
>>5563990750,00004% of his power using only one finger and got a kill
>>556399075malz made more gold than he did damagewhat the fuck nigga walk up and press e like 5 times
>>556399447>>556399558how i got more damage lol?
>You should get top damage after ur support lvl 2 towerdived ur lane opponent 4 times a the start of the game and gave them a half a item of extra starting goldFacts
>>556399704i think its cuz your mid was afk
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>dennis still has opinions about how we play
>>556399758redeem yourself malz or else
>>556396617
>>556399704cuz u jumped under enemy tower to farm damage done score multiple times
>>556399745is the discord dennis kiwifarm actually real? i am starting to think the screenshot is not a joke...
i cant draw legs fuck my life
>>556399879>all this cope over somehow doing 6k as malz in a 27 minute gameoh my lord
>>556399685How do you even lose on malzahar, dude's like ultimate noob champ. Auto farm plus spell shield plus stun gun ultimate plus good burn
>redeem yourself from your support jumping under your lane opponents tower multiple kills before u even hit lvl 6real
>>556400104nothing can help you if your this assmad over being too afraid to walk up and E R as fucking malzaharSIX THOUSAND DAMAGE IN 27 MINUTES ON A CARRY POSITION IS UNACCEPTABLE
>>556396012Yeah of course a mobile assassin can kill a squishy mage, that’s her job. mid-late game a lux should be smart and not get caught alone. She can just spam R and halfhealth the enemy team while hiding behind tanks
>>556400368confirmed never played her
>>556391829Yeah i tried duoq with my bro and he literally crashes 3x per game cause of some “graphics issue,” with a 4060
Thoughts on my subjective coolness tier list? I still like the characters in AVERAGE and BAD tiers, I don't really dislike any characters. They're cool as well, maybe should've chosen a different name for the tiers, so no offense, it's just what I find more cool in order of coolness subjectively.
watching the GODyr breachin them GATES!!!
I miss when skins were just fun ideas and not another character squeezed into a pre-made skinline template.
>>556400742aurelina
>>556400443Well what do you want, a 30 second CD ult AND hard CC AND a slow AND mobility AND tank? You can’t do everything, you have to play with a team and not get picked off by an assassin.
>>556400742nigga how is rammus not top coolness, you're literally ultra hitler
>>556401058blablabla retarded cope. you have never played the champ>>She can just spam R and halfhealth the enemy team while hiding behind tanks
>>556401006yes, 100% agree actuallydesign team is more busy trying to design a skin line series instead of individual skins and i think thats why so many champions look samey depending on their attirealso game fucking sucks ballsacks and has for a long time but this season is not so bad so far
He gives a lesson in humility to the entire lobby; he doesn't need to finish his mission or gain experience, just willpower to mentally destroy his rivals. A faker in my book, a troll to all of you, but these are secret plays of the Antarctic superserver
>>556400317im gonna walk up to a guy that has a whole item up on me and press r and e and deal 30% of his hp and then diewow that sounds really smart actually!thanks for the tip!
anyone know what the last one in the pass missing ping thing does?
>>556401128he is above average tho, i like more mystical champions
>>556401334my fucking nigger it was a 27 minute game quit talking about lane phase lmao
>>556399758all in on my lolg (red team)
>>556400742>Yunara in average tier
>>556399075based dennis
>>556401624is blue team not lolg
don't sack me with the retard next time
>>556400742Soraka is my cool wife!
oh great the other chrischan is here nowcya later
>>556402216haha based>>556401024i changed my name it was too awkward
>>556402389>nowtehron has been araund here for a while
Oh dearOh gracious lord
>>556400742this is a good list solely because of Lil Nas X champion in Bad, along with the Self Insert indian character made by Riot Jag and the niggerkid being used to push race mixing.
>>556400742You are a huge fag
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>>556402216>I'm in the Poppy, Briar and Vex brackethey, it's nice that I get to play Briar; Top, Mid and Jungle, as well as Poppy Top and Support and Vex mid. I guess. I also goon to them.
>>556402561hweijak forever assblasted
>>556402796WHOS FAULT WAS IT THIS TIME MALZAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>556402796+3, maybe might not fill but never give up hope!
>>556402796>mogs mid laner againHow does Dennis do it?
>>556402796
>>556402796malzbros... we got exposed...
>>556402885>>556402796wait im sorry bro i apologize i did not realize you were unironically hardstuck iron 4
>>5564027969k damage? you literally just have to press E then R
>>556403005>reading one single word from dennis or seeing my briar insisting of ganking one more time
>>556402796fraudzahar bros oh no no no
any mid mages semi decent at taking towers?i hate when i play a champ that can secure kills but then im smacking the tower for 10 seconds doing zero damage and a respawn comes running
>>556403656try malzahar hes so good at playing 1v0
>>556403656Azir, with nashor tooth you can take towers very fast
>>556403656hweijak can coach you on cull malzahar afk split 9k dmg
>>556403656ap tristana you can larp as mage ziggs maybe
>>556403849the forbidden dark art of letting you team die on drake fight.....
>>556403849>>556403727>>556403969name change soon the absolute second hand embarrassment
bets game 5 siting this one out because EUW is flourishing!!
>>556403864does anyone play ziggy middy anymore i thought he was just one of them adc illegal aliens
hweijak, less time stalking more time practicing okay?
This is the great super close teamfight we almost won if i just came allegedly that has mindbroken tehron and caused him to seethe at me over for an hour.
>>556404214benchzahar.....
atleast he's not playing jannasissy and blaming the adc for losing 1v3 lane
fuck you all
people who single out one guy from euwvgs the same people calling others tryhards? that would be pretty funny wouldn't it
>>556404769nah he's just been a straight up asshole
>>556404769there is tryhard and there is not trying at alla suffocating fish would press more buttons
You were by far the worst online community I've ever interacted with.R.I.P. in piss, lolg.Hweijak, out...
>>556404879what is the fine line then? make it seem like you are trying, but give (You) the win? Just curious
>>556405075
>>556405075NOOOo I can change please wait dont leave *lockejaks sobbingly*
>>556404312>master class taebak is not always on the death screen in eu vgsweak ass server
>>556402796dennis 1v9
>>556405075pls dont go..
>>556405381>>556405385>>556405568cute newfags
>>556405075you're gonna be seething for weeks over me "throwing" a teamfight that was lost anyways eitherway in a custom game where there isnt even any LP you're losing loland you try to call others chrischan lmao
>>556405075Hey dude, taebak here. I don't know if this is any help to you, but I get it league can be a frustrating game and the communities that belong to league are by far the most enthusiastic and passionate. And that is what I love about lolg!I don't know whether you were still mad at me because I flamed you in a horrible way that one time we played arena, but I want to truly apologize to you if that hurt you and in any way affected you joining the vgs today. I would like to see you join our vgs again if you ever feel up to it! I can't speak for the others but I wont flame you if you do!
KEKAROO
>>5564057that post wasn't him...
Ermm... new thread>>556406239>>556406239>>556406239
vve are so bvck.
>>556405075Dude you trolled my vg lobbys for no reason when we played aram together a day before in a friendly manner, shut your mouth you are the biggest cancer
>>556405703>I want to truly apologize to youyou dont mean it. you're friends with the bullies and you make fun of people when they're gone. you laughed about this with gneedra in the aram game after it happenedstop being fake , you didnt apoligize and you wouldnt have said anything if gneedra and others werent shitting on him here. at least have the decency to say it in private.all you care about is people being cool enough with you to join your vgs>I wont flame you if you dohow generous
>>556405075not any of the guys responding to you buy yeah you did shit on me for that jhin euvg game where you literally abandonned and left me to play alone the entire time so yeah you kinda deserve all of this
>>556406829yea I made fun of it the game after but the whole situation was stupid in my opinionI apologized to him in thread because I have no way of reaching him any other way?? I apologized to him in the lobby and tried apologizing to him after but he wouldn't add me anymore so I didn't want to bother him anymore. Are you a child? Do you always ignore people when they try to apologize? I meant my apology, but it is his choice if he wants to accept it or not. Also my rule still stands, no one is getting banned and everyone can join it just sucks for some people because they cant join fast enough . I hope we can get a second game going in parallel someday. It is not up to me to control other people either, if they wish to speak up against someone it is their right.
new euwvgs lobby up:vg vs vg password: euwvgs
I stopped playing lol in 2016 and came back around last Christmas what the fuck is with those boring ass sub 89 iq female bullshit champions that are so fucking annoying??? Gwen, mel, aurora all of them are bullshit champions
>>556409630trannies are the primary playerbase in na but they are absolutely fucking dogshit at the game because they play to stare at the little girl models and animations so the champs have to be broken to compensate
>>556409630its lucky that everybody who plays aurora below gm is a fucking retard, because that champ is incredibly overpowered
