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Hachimi!
>>556331991two whores and air groove
Can we add this to the OP?uma.guide
good night losers and sloppers
does s.maru or fine motion go out of card meta before the august banner? if not seems like the best banner this year to save for card-wise
Add uma.guide to the op, danchooouuuu
This training failed
gametora is all you need
You got time to read and comprehend shitposts but no time to read and comprehend the game?Really?
Come here!
I know that my Club members with Uma expert or other titles are waifu fagging or think the title looks cool but I can't stop myself from feeling the -ick knowing that they might not have the most recent Plat title
>>556332138I will for the next thread.
Wife shower
I love lusty uma
>>556332189>>556332138Looks like some ransomware>>556332223I like the sound of gametora more
>>556332306Replace the gametora link with that it'll be funny
>>556332306Thanks dude, VF is also sending his thanks from Discord, he doesn't wanna come here himself lol
they see how much gametora is earning from ads and want a piece of that pie
>>556332161>SMaruno, but she's best for front runners, if you're not a frontfag you might want to think twice before sparking her. She's usable at 1LB, but she's a roamer at that point, only 20sp. MLB she's no better as a speed stat stick than Eishin Flash or Narita Brian, at 35 sp>Finemostrong, only has a few months of wit card dominance until Ramonu drops in November, which most faggots will want to MLB. But even then, she's used quite often alongside Ramonu, so getting her is not a bad idea. >tldr both cards are still good but think carefully
cm9 status?
is this not the best card banner to save for? are people pulling on the fine motion banner that shares kawakami princess just to have it earlier?
>>556332446SMART Falcon
I was stressed out about my parent runs being terrible. Good thing Bakushin doesn't require any mutation at all. Thank you Bakushin.
>>556332446how much do you think hakurakudev earns from that? 60%? he developed the site
>>556332446many such cases with hyper greedy youtube slopper
>>556332315
>>556332315>makes 10 gorillion BA ai porn based on the game's best coomer artist(before he became washed)>made uma porn like 4 times then stoppedCOWARD
>>556332446Wouldn't you earn much more working for a software company if you can code up a website with frontend and backend?
>>556332364
>>556332551>are people pulling on the fine motion banner that shares kawakami princess just to have it earlier?the popular gaslight right now is to brick your account by rolling on the 2 fm banners before that
>>556332542I have 0 good wit cards brother and I pull for nothing else past march this is an easy deal for me. will keep an eye on other cards going forwards tho
>hakuraku is /uma/ homegrown tool!>if sloptuber start using it it means they're /here/!>hakaraku dev betrays /uma/ for sloptubers by himselfkekaroo /uma/ lost
>>556332548Got 3 aces but probaly going to keep trying to refine. Chasing Speed star, Turbo Sprint and PoC on top of everything else has been something
Sweaty sex with Gentildonna
Maybe controversial but with how much depth races have shouldn't it make sense to add all that info ingame rather than>your character has a chance to break out of the pack, no stats shown thoor at least the secret events
who the fuck is hakuraku
>>556332667Uma Yakuza must have knocked on his door
[insert suggestive comment about Gold Ship]
>>556332801Race parser that will definitely get you banned much more than hehe
>>556332551it depends on what you're after. The banner arrives in August, and in November Ramonu comes out, which powercreeps Finemo. F2poorfags should consider whether dumping potentially 400-600 pulls in that banner (I have 0lb Finemo) is a good idea when a) Agnes Tachyon is being released this summer, a very good Speed SSR, which will also need 400-600 pulls. Marusexy's 25 TE looks delicious, but she'll often be a roamer at a measely 35sp, and she won't be very strong until late Classic year at the earliest.
>>556332687i only see the one fm banner before august unless you mean her SR card. theres a few s.maru banners that share, are they bad shares too?
>>556332687I'd rather have fun with Finemo 6 months earlier than staying in the cuck cage waiting for this banner only to use her for only 3 months until Ramano arrives
>>556332696>0 good wit cardsthat's rough. Are you sure you want to wait until August to fix it? That's an awful long time to deal with shitty wit cards in your deck.
>>556332364>>556332306>>556332189>>556332138The shilling is horrible
>>556332138>>556332189Getting whales and tryhards banned in the patriot way.
>>556332924truly vexing, might just borrow sexmaru then. have to see as we get closer ig. still no way im pulling a kawakami share for fm now tho
>Used up last borrow, but at least got one good uma I'm looking to test from them>Immediately see this in a test room
>>556332878Goldshi is in the Satono files...
>>556332878can't, I feel about her the way Kazuma does about Aqua
>>556332956oh yeah right, i meant that other smaru banner. yeah, the fm+smaru banner is the golden banner to roll for. festa isn't that bad but she's a gimmick card
>>556332159Good night
>"Do not pull!">"Go X months with a shit collection of cards">"I'd reroll in eight months anyways"It's just like the first Kita banner
My buxom German wife.
>>556333179Whats happening Who says that
>>556332551>>556332924Is waiting for the SMaru/Ramonu banner a sane option? Or would I be missing out on too much?
>>556333041I borrow what I need and simply live with the pain. I have all the SR's maxed so its manageable for now
Hello hakuraku dev here, yes I made the uma.guide site, I got paid $100 by VF fanclub to make it
I need 1 more Fuku, assuming I don't get her from the free pull today should I keep rolling until I get her or use my crystal/SSR selector on her? I kinda wanna use my selectors on Creek since she's only 1LB
>>556333103Yeah I wouldn't pull on the Kawakami banner either. And yes, Ramonu powercreeps Finemo, but it's not like you wouldn't be using both of them. Just like how Tachyon is in some ways an upgrade from Kitasan, but if you have both you'll probably use both quite often. Good cards don't stop being good when better cards come out, they're just not the best anymore. Kitasan will probably be used until well after Pasa is released in April 2027, for example.
>cant make an el with 1k+ power because nobody has good creek parents(that are not full) The best case is to get 900 pow with turf S but getting sprint sparks is a hassle
>>556333149Kek.
>>556333149Can't believe Goldshi raped innocent trainers...
>>556333309>3LB Fuku despite missing out on a bunch of free rollsEXPLODE>should I keep rolling with my 20k caratsno don't be a tard just use a voucher
>>556333275oh, then you're in the same boat as me>no NN>no Curren>no Seiun>no Finemo>max SR wits thoyeah that's fine, I'm comfy with it.
>>556333137 (me)Oh, turned out this guy was doing this with an base Super Creek end by making them debuffers to make his Taishin win. And it did, so I guess it worked, shows what I know.
>>556333302What's your cut for the website traffic? 5%?
>>556333309crystal on her selector on creek is what i'd do, crystals are always for SSRs you already have while selectors are for SSRs you lack (that you find important ofc)
>>556333319Just a question do people use 2-3 speed cards on later scenario?Like Kita-El-Tachyon
>>556333319I also just hate pulling on support cards I think which is why I pull for horses more. turning my trash into cleats sucks compared to building star unlocks. took me until the second kita banner to get her to 4 and used a rainbow crystal to max her. still dont have SR king or sweep maxed
>>556332548Didn't see the new thread, whoops. Posted >>556332725 on the last thread but I'm excited to get to finish Sprint BNW and spark the all-uma banner, I'm missing 37 uma and have pulled less than 200 times total on umas so far. Ironically I have enough of the meta umas I'd probably be fine without pulling (Taiki, Suzuka, both versions of Maruzensky and Oguri) but I want to have some fun pulling on umas after saving for an eternity.>>556333084I'm not crazy enough to try that, there's a reason I'm doing BNW for this CM and not the next. Biwa's C mile and F in dirt is the most I'll put up with
>>556333259you mean the S Maru/Finemo banner in August? My deck is pic related, and that's what I'm going to do.
>>556333309rolling without spark is gambleare you a gambler?
FUCKI was so close to 10
>>556333523That looks soulful as fuck, good luck bwo
>narita brian(blaze)>ramonu>supercreek(warfare)>gentildonna>fenomeno>gimlet(ballroom)I like these character designs, are they in the 'meta'
>>556333549No, the SMaru/Ramonu banner in February of 2027. I have Nice Nature and would rather get double value into Ramonu than Fine Motion.
>>556333624Every time I go for cuties that aren't the closest to the drop off point, at least the hangers on drop off, if not all of them. Do you just go for the closest one every time and hope it has lots on it or am I just bad at the crane?
My beloved umadol...
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE LIKE 9 S.MARU BANNERS
>>556333406>>556333309the voucher is worth 30k carats, you more than likely to get an additional fuku in 133~ pulls. this is not guaranteed however
>>556333745Oh, that's a much better idea. Yeah definitely do that, SMaru + Ramonu >>> SMaru + Finemo
>>556333835it's a good card
that damn coffee drinking horse stole the kikuka sho from my Goldship at the literal last secondneeds decaf correction
>>556333406It's 3LB Fuku after doing 400 rolls + the free rolls bwo...But yeah using the ticket is probably the best choice>>556333483I have all the good SSRs unlocked I think. Only stuff that might be worth unlocking is Yaeno Muteki for parent runs and Yukino Bijin for NSM. I don't think they are worth it at 0LB though>>556333568Oh yeah I don't even have enough for a spark, guess ticket it is. Maybe I'll get spooked during the NTR freebies
>>556333452Hakurakudev working on that site is just the gaslight of the day for some reason
>>556332737
>>556333093
Boiled
Why are you bwos planning ahead for next year already? 2026 just started aaaaaaa
>>556333964literally nothing happens during MANT
Mambo!
>>556333864BUT I WONT NEED IT AFTER THE FIRST ONE I PULL FOR IF IT DECIDES TO MLB ME INSTANTLY WHERES THE OTHER CARD RERUNS AT
>>556332551If you pull FineMo on next month, you basically have FM with longer lifespan since she's gonna be in your deck every time. So this is just a question whether you want to have earlier better wit card or get more value in the SMaru/FM banner. Honestly whichever time you pull, it isn't wrong imo.
>>556333952a cutie pie with or without her vents
>>556333852>he ends up short>-20k carats -1 voucherGood job, retard!>>556333913>400 + free rollsgrimuhh swipe and daily pull, maybe you'll luckshit the last copy and save yourself $20>0LB Yaeno for parent runsDon't bother it's one of the cards that needs lv4 hints.You can use a voucher to make your parent runs slightly better by taking a 0LB SSR to 1LB but it highly depends on the card, otherwise just 3LB something that isn't added to the pool of blue tickets down the line.
Hi it's me hakuraku DevVF cord said they would rape me if I didn't make the site
/uma/ will see dark-themed site and go>"that's hakurakudev's technique!"
>>556334045idk some other anon mentioned the FM/Ramonu banner a full year away now im thinking about that so we'll see how many carats I still have after pulling for V.bourbon Vega and Kita. literally all I want to pull for this whole year and they ended up back to back to back
>>556333964because f2p's need to budget supoka pulls. MLB'ing an SSR takes 60-90k carats, and we only get about 25k per month from gibs, give or take. So you find the most powerful speed/wit cards and plan your rolls around them, then plan for umas you want. Or the reverse, if you're a massive oshifag. The bottom line is that f2p gachas require plans, patience, and perseverance. If you don't have those three qualities you'll impulse burn 30k and feel like dogshit.
>>556333778I go for whichever cutie sparks gold during the panning shot and hope they're not closeClose seem to have the worst luck
>>556334208>you'll impulse burn 30k and feel like dogshitThis will be me after I get chiyo next week. Only have 3lb kitasan btw
I have won this video game.
>>556333743Brian (Blaze) was used (and won) a lot in the latest CM in JP
Scarlet and Princess's beast eyes scare me
Vivlos Love, Troon HateFuck that scamsite, glory to Gametorra
>>556333941>gaslightIt's true thoughhe's the only uma dev knowledgeable AND INVESTED enough to make a site like that
>>556334387you should be
>>556334207oh, that was you? Yeah definitely torch your carats on VBourbon, Vega, and Kita. According to anon, we get 100 free rolls on Kita, and you might luckshit the other two, so it's entirely possible you end up with 10k carats at the end of your pulls. Then yeah, save until Tachyon, and save again until February for Ramonu/SMaru, then save again for Speed Pasa in April 2027 because that's Kitasan 2.0 and you will want her.
are the steampunk uma's any good? they have the best costumes
>>556334170Aren't we gonna get a free selector ticket? I'm planning on using that so I won't waste $20. It kinda sucks I won't be able to use it on Creek but it's no big deal I guess
>>556334482those big dahbys...
>>556334438>It's true though>source: trust me, bwouhm.........no, I don't believe I will
>>556333964unless you're whaling you have to. it costs THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS for a single spark in a game where you need four copies of a card to be strongi'd gladly break my "don't waste money on gacha" to support a game i enjoy playing if the return for my money wasn't so dogshit.
>>556334440it was me, I live to gamble. ill just get lucky
>>556333835The thing is its 1 of the only 2 good front speed card, the other is smart falcon
why roll for any card or uma if its just going to get power crept?
>>556334570you need 5 copies bwo...
>>556333913yukino bijin is such a bad card that it doesn't matter what LB you have, because she's not giving you stats regardless, and MLB is barely even better than 1LB in any way that matters. so, 0LB for NSM might be worth considering.
>>556334438Somehow their actual about page is even funnier than the gaslight because they've got like 2 devs and 20 idea guys https://uma.guide/about/
>>556334332
*thinks*
>>556334439Oh my god im so scared so scary I'm literally crying rnmy cock is crying white tears of fear too oh noo
>>556334679i feel like if you have more proofreaders than writers, that's just a sign that the writers are illiterate.
>>556334482Don't care, still rolling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhCCZ5aCjzMthis was so stupid and cute, I'm grinning like an idiotgod bless the japs
Little short of 1 millionIt's a big number though, very coolSurreal to see +16s on URA
>>556334807
>>556334830huh what is that
>>556334672Wit Yeppers isn't that bad when her competition looks like this
>>5563345071 free card; 1 paid card 1 paid uma.With how expensive sparking gets, if you are employed and can afford $40 you should grab them.Money is meant to be spent even if it's on J*p mobile games.>>556334672Peaking by 1LB is a good thing, otherwise you'd have retards telling you not to bother unless you're willing to spend 120k on her
fuck
are there any cards that have <10-15% race bonus that get used in MANT or are they all worthless without it?
>>556334830oh my
>>556335021Harikitte Ikou
>>556334793
>>556335021Ones with good hints or golds
>>556334958your fault for not doing 600/600/600/600/600also explode anyways holy fuck that's a lot of sparks
>>556335094KAWAKUMMY PRINCESS
682 pieces + rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>>556334672You're right the stats on both versions are pretty shit. I'll consider getting her, hopefully I can get Fuku in my next pull and not have to think about it.>>556334951I don't really wanna spend money on gacha desu. If I break my f2p hymen I will end up spending a bunch of money rolling on dumb shit.It's kinda like sweets, I don't get urges to eat chocolates but if I open a box with the intention of eating one piece of chocolate I'm gonna end up eating 5-10 pieces
Telling Biko and Kawakami that Power Rangers and Precure suck ass
anyone got that link of JP uma tierlist
>>556335237virus don't click dont join
reminder that kawakami will DESTROY anyone that slanders kingu's good name
is digi the worst uma? shes creepy af
>>556332548Feel good enough, this Bakushin is a filler that I need to refine with a kit I like and I'll be set.I felt dirty having to make Kawakami a pace chaser, but 3 days of trying, I couldn't find a late surger build that would let her close the gap and even when she procced important skills, I saw her in third...once? Any other time, she was lucky to hit 4th or 5th and I tried 50 different lobbies between two days. Meanwhile, within 10 rooms of getting her a competent pace skillset, Kawakami got herself a win and I get to see her smile so I'm happy.I'm going to lose some lobbies and probably finals to a late surger or end, and I'll accept it, I can't make it work for this track so either through luckshit or having a stronger build, good on them getting wins with it. Obligatory Biwa love <3
>>556335252The way you described it made me horny
>>556334812>IF YOU KISS, YOU'LL HAVE A BABY!
>>556332548Got 3 good aces. 2 don't have turf or sprint S but can't be bothered to grind for it and stats/skills as good they have to replace them.It seems too RNG from rooms to put that much effort into it
>>556335021You MLB SR Shinko Windy or get bricked
>>556332548Smart Falco has won 1+ practice roomsAir Groove has won 1+ practice roomsKing Halo hasn't. A few podiums but never 1st. Still trying to find good parents but hasn't been easy as I want her as End Closer.
>>556335173
Curveball question Would a FRONTRUNNER not mind plan X over turbo sprint?Since the early activations if turbo sprint dont benefit a front who has TTL and groundwork, right?
>>556335815no
>>556335439>within 10 rooms of getting her a competent pace skillset, Kawakami got herself a win and I get to see her smileultra giga mega-basedthis is the sort of CM prep shit I love to see.
>just got Turf S during a Bakushin runSo why is witgod recommending to run her as Pace Chaser, again? He only lists having PC straightaways as the reason, and I can only think of her ult being easier to trigger as PC.
>>556335830Any reason why?
>>55633254830+ wasted parent runs for Falco. Think I'll give up on Groundwork and go Pace Chasers.
>>556335902Paces are just better in sprints
>>556335418
>>556335902Front's win condition is building a lead mid-race, which is impossible to do in a downhill sprint.
>fronts are bad in sprint, they cant build enough of a lead>fronts are bad in longs, there is too much opportunity for the others to catch upWhich is it?
>>556335902because fronts don't have access to any good accels>no Corner Connoisseur>no final push>no angling>no red shiftyou have shit for fronts, so they will be invariably overtaken by pacers which can stack Mummy/Pasa etc and that's that. Maybe a 1200/1200/1200 front could manage, but I doubt it.
I HATE G1 RACES!!! I WANT TO SEE BLOOMERS!!!
>>556336109did you forget about the other two race distances anon
hoeh...
>>556336109>fronts are bad
>>556335863The power of doing it for your oshi, I want to see Kawakami give her best and take names however I can!
>>556336197what a hoeh
>>556336109long fronts are good with Suzuka, which proves that all that matters is building a lead mid-race.
>get a near perfect turf S curren>get shooting for victory because i didnt know it was bad this CMdo i have to get another turf S curren... are meticulous measures and head-on enough for additional accels...
I'm so fucking shit at making Long umas
>>556336109fronts are best in mediums because they can>build a lead>maintain that lead with mid-race skills>proc accels to winIn longs, their problem is the mid-race lasts forever, so even if they have mid-race skills, umas will still catch up, so they'll have a harder time.
>sprints Pace Chaserz>mileLate surgerz>mediumFront runnerz>longEnd closerz Come on guyz you haven't figured this out yet? Were on the 9th CM! Yeah there's exceptions for super strong umas like taikzi or Xmas ogurz but you get what I mean.
>>556333103S.Maru seems a lot stronger at lower LB then most good support cards.Throwing a single spark into one of her banners and just settling for what you get doesn't seem a terrible idea. Unless you're really focusing on fronts
>>556336109That's because they have 1 working accel (A&S) so if you're not using the Suzuka you're just permanently fucked. Ends have Spurt, Moving Past, Pump some Iron, and No Stopping Me and they're still getting buttfucked by Suzuka comps
>>556336109I think people are making too big of a generalization based on Distance. End Closers are good in Long races because most Long tracks have instant Spurt. That's it. Fronts are bad in CM9 because of lack of Angling. They're sometimes good in Medium due to Angling and Unrestrained.
>>556336209I can't do it this CM, but you've inspired me to mutate Suzuka into a dirty uma for Aquarius CM>G affinity for dirtit's gonna be rough but I'm going to do itoshifags must never simply cede territory to filthy metaslaves
Is anyone playing Nioh and also a character creator autist. I wanna make an Uma in Nioh, is it possible?
>>556336398why are you typing like a retard?
>>556333259>>556333745That's the banner before Pasa speed though. So you'll have to save a lot to have enough for both
Fine Dining
>>556336606No because I'm bottlenecked by the CPU shit that they'll probably never fix
>>556336398ur a fagzorz
URA scenario is actually unplayable holy shitAside from the early game high stat gain, the lack of skill drops makes it feel like I'm relapsing from Unity
https://files.catbox.moe/747jxe.webm
rooms doko
>>556336749it's faster though
>>556336717How? It works fine on my garbage laptop that couldn't handle Silent Hill 2
>>556336679As you pointed out, I realized that waiting for the Ramonu/SMaru rerun is essentially skipping an entire scenario, which would be pure torture. Was planning to go NN -> CB -> Ramonu+SMaru, but maybe I should just give up on SMaru.
>>556336679>>556333745You also get free rolls on ramonus first banner >>556336812Im also CPU cucked, nioh 3 is "works on my machine: the game" 100% cpu usage while my 2080ti barely does anything
>>556336773not very kawaii, western porn is so lame
>>556336773
>>55633679817689074
Air groove, pace chaser or late surger?
>>556336926>muh westoidlol nigga just say you're gay
>>556337040Pace surger
>>556335902i actually have success in tests of taiki front sfv but even if she overtakes again - the front speed debuff proves too much
>>556337205:[
oreng friends
Hanshin 3200 cope deck
>>556336773very nice
>>556337205Bwo...
>>556337205the mightiest smiler :']
>>556336526Best of luck! I'm glad I managed it with F sprint for Biwa, G would have taken time but I think I still would have done it even though I rushed a few parents for this CM lol. When I'm out of borrows, I'm using what's left of the half off TP to try and get some dirt parents set for Aquarius. Plenty of time until that one, so this should lead to stronger parents and I can try doing some more fun off-meta builds.
>>556336526>I can't do it this CM, but you've inspired me to mutate Suzuka into a dirty uma for Aquarius CMI actually saw a Suzuka ace in a Capricorn test room. She lost though, but it's still cool.
I wanna test this Groundwork Bakushin9555798324415409I’m fine if you bring a front to block her
It's still funny how women uma players hate Mayano so much
>>556337871I'll take "Bull Shit" for $500, Alex
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>556336802Actually in retrospect, yeah. Saved me a few minutesI think because of the lack of skill hints, races are also a little easier?Let me retract that statement and make a new one: it sucks for making aces
>>556337945in rae's latest stream she said she doesnt like mayano because of her personality...
>>556336000>>556336039>>556337195>>556336121Alright, thank you. Hopefully I can get enough green skills by the end of this run, since she already got Head-On
>>556337871many of the girls i talk to like mayano because they find being young and having a crush on a teacher figure to be relatable desu
>>556337871But one of Maygi's favorite umas is Mayano
>>556337871i noticed that briandykes tend to dislike maya
>Senior Year and Riko hasn't shown up yetI fucking hate ningen so god damn much
>>556337735why are you in a random dead club
>>556336606you could probably sculpt a girl, but will have to mod hair ears or something
>>556337976I don't like Digitan for the same reasonOr Fuku for her voice, it's grating and annoying
Thinking ahead to the next selector we get - I can either 3LB Creek + 2LB Fine Motion or 3LB Fine Motion and stick with 2LB Creek. 2->3LB for Creek is huge whereas 2->LB for Fine doesn't seem special. Main diff is FM is more usable than Creek (don't need stam for short distance). Also funny lining these 2 up like that; they essentially have the same stat line just a different facility.
>>5563377352 out of 2 with a win by a nosePredictably, she gets the lead pace if there is no front and just falls back to the middle of there is a front
>>556337976I also find Mayano's personality annoyingbut she inspires lust in me, so I ignore it and pay attention to her
I dont really like mcqueen. So why does she make me want to rape her?
>>556338075Because I take it easy and just do ace runs with borrows
>>556338237I adore McQueen and want to make ferocious love to her every time she wins a race over 2500m.
After holding it for several months, there's no coming back. I only goon to umas the past few weeks..
My bro keeps shitting over my skill choices, but he refuses to elaborate further. All he did is:>Cunny Connoisseur LMAOWhat I did wrong? What I should avoid in future runs?
>>556338413read the track descriptions next time?
>>556338413Isn’t that an accel for a corner and we’re in a race where the final stretch is a straight? Either way, I’ guessing is that it’s an expensive skill that you can spend on parent accels which provide more efficiency compared to the cost
>>556337267learning that pasa power survives far past what you'd usually expect because she has all the right stats and skills has made my account look a lot better
rape is wrong
>>556338624Yeah... so?
>>556338413Its useless because sagg late race starts on the straight rather than the corner, rendering corner accel skills like corner connoiseur useless. Also why Taiki is weak this CM but busted on the next, cause late race starts on the corner.
>>556338624tell that to my trainee
>>556338351With how many fans you get you could easily join any A+ club here, if anything you would be slightly overperforming. Unless you have friends in your club or something I'd join an A club for better gibs at least
>>556338351>>556338697Autis/uma/ has an opening
>>556338624
I’m trying to be a good trainer for El Condor Pasa. I really am. But her massive, bodaciously large bust keeps distracting me. I don’t know what to do. Her racewear emphasizes it so well...
Mambo
*swaps your coffee for sóy sauce*
This fuckign CM man. It all depends on whoever is the luckiest nigger to proc their straight accel late-race.
>>556339036No shit. Even a 900 pow uma beats a 1300 pow one if they got more accels. Uma Musume
>>556338161Just take the L for CM11 if you can't roll on the FM+Kawakami banner. You'll only need to borrow Creek and go with subpar Wit for 1 CM. All others you should be happier. Do you plan to roll on CB+Creek banner?
>don't care about biwa>got spooked>play her once>now can't stop thinking about her????
>>556339069We need to go back to medium where honest fronts can win the race with hard work
You think the horse Holocaust is a joke? It's not a joke, it's a pattern. It's the same soulless bugman logic, just applied to a different resource.Look at the Japs. Same story, different century. Back then, it was the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere. They had a whole aesthetic for it: rising sun flags, noble samurai spirit, all that bullshit. Underneath? It was a meat grinder. They took whole countries, Korea, China, and ran them like a factory farm for their imperial ambition. The Rape of Nanking wasn't just random chimping out; it was a calculated act of terror. It was showing the livestock who's in charge. It was culling the herd for maximum production efficiency. Human beings became a resource to be processed, their bodies and lives just input costs for the glory of the empire.Now look at today. What's Uma Musume? It's the exact same playbook, just with a thinner coat of paint. They took the ugly reality of the horse racing industry: the broken legs, the glue factories, the constant culling of animals that don't perform...and they moefied it. They put big anime titties and a smiley face on it. It's a "cute" aesthetic designed to make you forget that the entire system is built on the industrial-scale sacrifice of living beings for entertainment and gambling profit.It's a psychological operation. They're conditioning you. The Japs then: "Look at our glorious empire as we process these subhumans for the national good." The Japs now: "Look at this cute anime horse girl as we process this actual horse for your gambling profit."The mechanism is identical. It's the de-animalization of the horse to make its exploitation palatable, just like it was the de-humanization of the Chinese to make their slaughter palatable. It's a bugman's paradise: a world where everything, including life itself, is just a resource to be optimized, monetized, and thrown away when it's no longer useful. And the NPCs eat it up, consooming the product without a second thought.
>>556339097Real ones know.
>oinkers trembling because everyone is at the same level this CMlollmao even
>>556338930IT WAS AN HONEST TO GOD MISTAKE DOTO IS AN AGENT OF GOOD SHE IS NOT EVIL
i wanna mutate mummy creek but she'd have to win the arima kinen with sub 400 stamina and no recovery
>>556339240run her as late
>>556337267>>556338590Please tell me COguri only needs 900+ Maestro + Gourmand + 777
>>556339193Arima is doable with 300-400 stam, surviving spring tenno and kikka sho is the problem
>>556339128don't fronts also just want to proc their accels this cm
>>556339159>*clink clink clink clink clink*>"Waiter waiter, more umas please!">*sluuuuuuuuuuurp*>"Ahhh that's the good shit!"
>>556339240Oguri can win Arima with 300 stamina as long as she has a fuckhuge witAS PACE CHASERDon't worry about it
>>556339307overstam
>>556338413As others mentioned Corner connoisseur doesn't really do anything on this track. It's also too much of a gamble even of tracks where it could work to be worth taking generally.Otherwise don't really see anything wrong with anything else there
>>556339326Fronts rely on wit checking and abusing mid race so other styles can't catch up. Race is too short to do that.
>>556339240people are mutating Taishin passing though Tenno Sho Haru and you are scared of Arima lmao
>>556339217>he still believes Doto's innocent girl larp
>>556338624Just because Mcqueen gaslit her trainer(sirius or career) into fucking, that doesn't mean she is morally betterUsing guilt as a leverage is as bad as rapingShut up
>>556339217>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
>>556339423i even particularly like mcqueen but this is still hot enough to york to
>>556339412it was the bane of my existence when i was new to the game im traumatized bro
>>556334775Stop that.
Fuck if only this was a sprint spark
mcqueen will be like "dame desu wa" and stuff but she won't physically resist your assault
>>556338590What site do you even use to calculate race bonus?
>>556339628Kpopman is so lucky...
*rapes you*
>sex this uma sex that uma>meanwhile urara trainer trying to raise a child and prevent her from dying to the dumbest shit possible
>>556331991wouldnt these 3 make a good sprint CM team
>>556339240you can get away with a lot in arima. I'd be more worried about kikkua
>>556331991make fun of this retard >>556339324shame upon him for all time
>>556339701>a child in a wedding dress is an actual traineebased japan
>Fails a 3%Why the fuck you looking so smug this is the fifth borrow run you're on track to ruin today
>>556339760It was his choiceYou literally have umas begging for sex, and what did that retard do? Pick Urara
>>556339525she simply goofed up…
>>556339830based first-rate smugness
HIIIIITAIKI SHUTTLE DESSSS
Oh boy I LOVE having a great run only for King SHIT to show up and demand either 20 fucking energy or a mood down
>>556339240You really don't need that much stam/guts for the Arima Kinen in career.It's the 3k+ races that are the problem
>>556339848Urara's trainer can go for the hags though.
>>556339773what is this torena doing in the crpg general
>>556339240Arima Kinen is medium but spurt works.
>>556339760>be an upstanding trainer>given the shittiest horse>be a groomer and a predator>given triple crowns and g1 winnersWhat did japan, three goddesses and Cyge mean by this?
>>556339964BASED kingu taxing the peasants
ohhhhhh fuck im gonna spuuuuuuurt
>>556339964Her recent Guts SSR on JP does that, it's actually kind of funny.
>>556340063
>>556339768Since game is extremely rng, why the hell not, I'll just have fun with these 3
If you are...>A young innocent boy 14 or under>Someone whose age starts with 3 and constantly complains about back and knee problems>Senior career position>Someone who drinks water in public>With a receding hairline or deteriorating eyesightYou are 600% more likely to experience sexual harassment from Umamusumes and 300% more likely to experience flat-out rape. To learn more about Uma on human crime or how to stay safe, visit www.protectyourselffromumas.satono.gov. You'll also have a chance to win a free all-expenses-paid vacation trip to a private tropical island. Terms and conditions apply.
>>556339869Doto would be the type of uma that """accidentally""" leg locked you, """accidentally""" poked holes in the condom and """accidentally""" took fertility supplements instead of Plan B, because she """gooofed""" up.
>>556340123But that's literally every age group
>>556340097that first-rate caboose
>>556339413
>>556340174
>>556340123As of this year, my age starts with a 4
>>556340245Oji-san...
>>556339968All trainers from careers are leading somewhat successful umas though, something that women would want, success. urara's trainer is raising THE jobber...
OOPS... m-my ample breasts just spilled out...
>>556340245jesusI thought having 30+ y/o fossils was bad enoughnow we have actual geriatrics here too?
DOTO WOULD NEVER
Still in Love looks very very weird without her doiley
>>556340326i need fuku to do this
>>556340245TICKING AWAY THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY
>>556340245idk how people don't kill themselves by the time they reach 30
Oops sorry torena-san I "accidentally" dropped the ring your fiance gave you in the river oh nyoo I'm such a klutz~
How do I get a better uma?
>>556340370
>>556340171there was that interview where the owner or whoever called doto a dirty old man who loved mating and would creep around the young mares even after they snipped him. makes sense uma doto would be like that.
>>556340338Teio would NOT say this.She is a nice, good girl.>>556340272That's me...>>556340398kek>>556340401Horse girls keep me going.
>>556340462>Turf B
>>556340462better cardsbetter parentsbetter brain
>>556339093I was gonna roll FM+Maruzen. I have all SR wits MLB'd except marv and will MLB Fuku tomorrow so I can perma borrow FM.
>>556340310THE jobber is very cute though and won't kill you for bringing Light Hello or Tazuna over unlike the rest.>>556340370
>>556340326Any more like this, please i need to cum so I can get to sleep
>>556340338Shut the fuck up Teio poster you have so much biomass you practically count as double your age interms of the risk of getting a heart attack
>>556340213Wada POV
>>556340462If you're taking prudent then pray you also got dodging danger
>>556340462bwo meme wit only decks build better Umas than this, what are your card levels?
>>556340370>Still in Love looks very very cute without her doileyFTFY
>>556340338
>>556340338we have/had blackrock exec herethis game is oji-san core
>>556340310>THE jobberAHEM
ok thats good enoughobviously it was on a shit affinity run, but thats one grandparent down
>>556340696This is a larp surely
>>556340462that looks like my average failed run
>>556340549what is this animation it's so funny
>>556340737Taikibros???
>>556340750
What do I do when this happens in MANT
>>556340401Dying is just too much work. But you learn to anticipate the low but real odds of dying in a freak accident.
>>556340775The training eventually changes
>>556340737Of course, turf is on dirt after all
>>556339097I wanted her, but I didn't know how bad I needed her until I got her.
>execs are falcofagshoeh...
>>556340737imagine the humiliation of losing to urara of all horses
>>556340775That is from U.A.F>>556340835This is from Tucker's Skill Up IslandSo is my image.
>>556340835Hahahah what the fuck, that's one smug bird. And fast too, take notes dumb farco
>>556340401If you half ass an attempt, you'll live to 80 in a wheelchair.
>joins your run uninvited>hoeh arigatou>gives you groundwork and +30 energyis there anything better in this game
S-Sorry for violenly raping you last night untol morning and getting you to cum so much inside of me that I'm probably going to end up pregnant it was an honest accident haha I hope we can maintain our trainer-trainee relationship.
>>556340398FETTER AND WASTE THE HOURS IN AN OFF-HAND WAY
>>5563404Like this
>>556340897yea she fucks every single one she can find, makes sense they’d be fond of her
I gave up all five of my borrow runs today due to irreparably bullshit RNG.Uma for me?
>>556340897clearly a fake imagefalco is NOT that sexy bro
>>556339525Who here can say they have not accidentally done this at least once?
i goofed up...
>>556340667Half are low, half max>>556340773What does a good run look like for you?This is like halfway between average and good for me
I'm s-sorry about "accidentally" deleting all photos of your gf on your phone it was an "accident"
>>556341006>>556340462Whoops
event status?
>>556341103deck?
>>556340972Falcuck doesn't give Energy if you pick Groundwork tho
>currenfagspeasants>falcofagsexecsyou lost whorrenfags
Is NY urara's unique that good for her? Not as a passable skill, just hersHow the hell is she winning with turf C as a late surgerNot even ryan and dober this consistent as lates
the best part of Smart Falcon was when she said "IT'S HOEH TIME" and ARIGATOU'd all over those umas
>>556340929They're on a dirt track, fool!
>>556339097Now you're in the know.
Goddamit, King didn't give 1.5mCC this run
My trainee made a copy of my house keys behind without me knowing…
>>556341161should have dropped riko for another wit...
Will you be rolling for her upcoming SSR card?
>>556341406Take her back to dirt bro, she doesn't belong in the turfCHADS territory
>>556340737
>>556341474i have not seen this woman since unity cup launched
>>556341474no white women are gross and have STDs
>>556340737NOOOOU...
>>556341548same wtf
>>556340775
>>556341465how would you survive the races... don't know how this guy got thse stats and skills
>>556341474Maybe she should do her job first.
who has the best ult animationin global
>>556340737I remember this clip, it was kino
>>556340737honestly taiki would be happy for haru instead of feeling sad
>>556341657gimlet or air shakur (mode: black parade)
>>556341657
>>556340835Speed. Power. Stamina.
>>556340737>maru>taiki>urara wins???
>>556341739SPEED POWER STAMINASPEED POWER STAMINASPEED POWER STAMINAKONJOU KASHIKOSA
>>556341657>the stance>the coinflip>the gunshots>the jiggle>the wink
>>556341686true, she'd probably give her a big ol' hug
>>556341136I'm taking it easy this time (not using double TP).
>>556341634How are you suppose to win against these kind of umas? They literally have everything
>>556341657King. It's so simple yet effective.
Im gonna ult inside Rice
how many uncap crystal shards have we got of each type so far?
>>556340670>>556340504>>556340549SEXO
mummy maya would have sold more than creek
>>556342023mummy maya would have sold exactly 0 copies because mayano top gun is the worst character ever created
>>556341915there's no reason not to use double TP when we're in a half TP campaign. It just neutrals and you get more points for free.As long as you're not idling at full energy i guess it's fine.
>>556341923By being lucky That's literally it
>>556342023this would be the worst alt ever created
Thanks Still, very cool.
>>556342023This would be the greatest alt of one of the greatest characters ever created.
it's finally over...for now
you real dumb
>no sprint sparksthis was going to be the run
>new data is availableeiiiaaa
>>556342105That sounds like gambling
>>556342262you got carats/juiceyou can run more
>>556342262See you in 10 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmBJzOiGBcThis is so good.
>>556342360They just loaded in 1% rates for the all spark.
WHATS THE NEW DATA
Does Practice Perfect and Shining Brightly stack?
Looking forward to blowing my load on the all uma banner. I'm talking at least two, maybe three sparks.
New data? Why are pictures of horses flooding my hard drive OH MY GOD, DON'T LOOK DUDES!
AIIIIIIEEEEE WHAT'S THIS DATA THEY'RE MAKING ME DOWNLOAD
>>556342418
>>556342350Doesn’t she need another late surger or end closer to activate her ultimate?
Who am
>>556342370BROTHER
Can someone explain why Turbo winning the All Comers is a big moment for Teio when it's just some low tier G3 race that Teio could easily win even in her crippled state? Plus it's not like a big moment for Turbo either since she already won another G3 earlier in the episode
>>556341686>>556341849Based and true.
>>556341657bancho
>>556340123Tazuna raped me
>new datais it Chiyo?is Chiyo in the lobby?
NYUrara is all I wantedwho do I even roll for now?
Umamusume is an ojisan gameTrainer is an ojisan job
>>556342647no torena-san is safe...
>>556341915offense intended, you are retarded
>>556342447
>>556342616roll her mom
>>556342704>urara's trainer
>>556342616Watch new stories until you like somebody
>>556342447Is this actually the horse named after Happy Meek or is this Sodashi?
>>556342280I love you.
>>556342553It's not about how easy it is to win niggaHoly shit
>>556342553ha, gay
>>556342553>it's just some low tier G3 race that Teio could easily win even in her crippled state?Absolutely not.>it's not like a big moment for Turbo either Teio herself told Turbo that she would not be able to beat all the other strong umas who were going to participate in it.
>>556340737Seeing that small, pink frame, with her janky running cycle, in her poverty G1 outfit, powering through the clump of much bigger and often, legendary hor-... um, Umas I mean, IS SO FUCKING CATHARTIC.Never gets old. I love Urara and everything she represents.
>>556342450it's fine everyone is bringing their king halo
>>556342647Here's a trvkanova:Umamusume being an oji-san game only works in japan because they grew up watching the races and finally got the chance to see and use their favorite childhood horses as anime girls.Ojisans that didn't grow up with japanese horse racing are just manchildren who have gacha addiction.
>>556341924I've trained a few Kings for Team Trials and I don't think I've ever even seen hers... my favorite is Air Groove's. It's not grand or clever but it just works for me.
>>556341657I really like all these tunnel runners
>>556341849I want Taiki to give me a hug after a race when she's really sweaty...
Cygames needs to release a new loli uma
>>556342708I want Eishin to call me retarded
i want flash to call me retarded THEN get a big sweaty hug from taiki to make me feel better
>>556342941>they grew up watching the races and finally got the chance to see and use their favorite childhood horses as anime girls.And also because they have gacha addiction
>>556342941This is a multi media franchise, you're just a self-hating redditor.
>>556343145The fact that this zoomer retard doesn't know anything about Japanese gambling addiction is telling.
