ShuffleboardEdition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>556316983
Warden
I HAVE 120 VOTES TO VENATORFAITH IS ALL I HAVE LEFT
>>556337437I hate that tehse things turn random creeps into thanos
when is deadlock-kart
VOTE celeste!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lccEQ8_2d7g
THIS is what Yamato will look like in 2028 once deadlock hits full release.
Bros I played against a Graves/Rem lane and it was fucking impossible.We even killed them repeatedly. It didn't matter. They just pushed the lane and there was nothing we could do to stop it.We eventually won but jesus.
I think they overall nerfed Silverhttps://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-198653Her small human "buffs" (and nerfs) don't offset the nerfs to werewolf formAlso give her 3 stamina you idiots
SEX WITH brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silvershitters confirmed for having chimp brainsEnjoy those nerfs
>>556337569all my votes have gone to celeste since the start...
11/12 inhouse KDJFY
>>556337684i kneel
https://vimeo.com/manage/videos/1162014429The most clutch moment in my 630 hours play time of this game im so glad they changed the way patreon work Fear are for lesser men
KILL ALL NIGGER (Yoshi)
>dishonestrem, silver>honestgravesit's looking good for venator
TOTALBEBOPDEATH
>>556337584Yeah, I've played both in and against that lane and I firmly believe it's one of the most cancerous lines in the game. The opposing side just gets permapushed with no counterplay.Rem Mcginnis is also gigacancer once the rem figures out he can put helpers on mcgee turrets
>>556336524>>556336592>>556336130write your feedback in the forumsgenuinely sounds KINO and they've stated they want matches under 35 minutes anyway and most of mine are 40+
My contribution is modest but I believe
>>556337876after 40 minutes, the patrons meet in the middle of the map to have SEX
Archmother has a massive futa wiener.
>>556338053>The Hidden King is climaxing all over my face! STOP HIM!
Victor was made to blackpill us to the reality that even if you own property, are on the cusp of becoming a deity, or are the heir to a massive fortune girls would still fall over themselves for Chad
>We are increasing Silver rate of fire (11% DPS improvement)>We are also reducing her main source of damage by a third>And we are removing her only source of survivabilityDid Discord complained that she was too strong or what?
At oracle, it genuinely feels like Graves is the worst character in the game. I almost never see her get even a decent kda most of the time do complete shit. I do not get why people keep saying she's OP or something. The only way to play her from what I've seen that gets any results is just spamming her ult because her other 3 skills are all shit.
https://youtu.be/RGrKfl940_0?si=dubuDiGJsuiazK0F
>>556337437The worst part about this game is that no matter how hard the rest of your team feedsYou know you could have carried harder.Unless you're the type of person to play support (I love you Paige/Rem)
He will win.
>Lycan Curse requires more damage to transform later in the game>when later in the game is when it's hardest to trigger because of enemy resistance and them just exploding you if you're in human mode
>>556338352Her 2 is one of the best abilities in the game if you know where and when to place it. Literally teamfight defining ability on a basic cd
>>556337876>write your feedback in the forums(nta) where do i make an account though bc i only see "log in"or do i have to make an account thru the actual game applicationi wanna make a suggestion for patron VLs that reference the old names
>>556338420>the rest of your team feeds>went 6/8totally not your fault, no, not at all
>>556338462Except you can jump over it. The main reason it does anything in team fights is it's hard to see over all the visual clutter.
>game getting balanced around top 1%deadflop trannycock...
>>556338352Most people don't learn the character instead they just follow a build from the build browser and expect to do something. I literally rape everyone on Graves in Oracle.
>>556338597Jailbait
>>556338535>you can jump over itIf you know it's there, do you have eyes on your back? There's also a very funny item called vortex web, you should check it out.
>>556338535>Except you can jump over it.it literally vacuums you to the ground retard
Darpy Graves
>>556338470idk it should be sent to your email maybe or in game check the menus
>>556338486Yeah, I could have carried harder... I mentioned that lolA 1-12 Seven, a 2-9 Paige, and a 2-12 Graves... I wonder how Bebop got 20k more souls than the rest of his teamNot to mention the Rem fed Bebop all the stacks he needed (his admission)
>>556338053HOLY BAAAAAAAAASED
Lmao Silver can't kill anyone now
>>556337437What are these things?Are they his haREM?
>>556338440I genuinely don't think they did a minute of playtesting her before release
>>556338353imagine the taste
You guys enjoying the new heroes? I know I sure am. I hope they buckle down and really add a non-traditional character later on down the line like Abathur or Murky from Heroes of the Storm. Rem is a cute little terrorist but it's not enough for me. I want to be extra annoying.
Flopping tranny deadcock.
Can confirm that Silver is still just rape fodder for any team that looks at their keyboard and presses S. I legitimately don't even know what the patch was aiming for because she still feels like a much worse version of Shiv.
are gun carries bad or something, why are they never picked in pro play?
>>556338852Graves is honestly a little underwhelming but that's probably because I fell for the Undying comparison hype. She's not nearly that cool and feels more like an annoying bug when I play her
>>556338918Consensus among them is that Spirit is just betterHowever, they also have a smaller pool of players so maybe they don't have someone mechanically gifted enough to make gun carries a valid choiceI saw gun Warden a surprising amount though
>>556337437I'm gonna say it, I don't like the little party hats.
>>556338973Nah bro a good Graves can rundown a hero like an ulted Undying
>>556338918Am I blind? Where’s Graves?
>>556339040Guess I'm not a good graves then.Dunno what to really buy with her other than stuff like pointblank and ricochet
>>556339042she was picked and banned 0 times, she never made the graph for some reason
>>556338852If they ever add a murky analog to this game I'm never playing any other nigga until the heat death of the universe, especially if it can rat with vents
>>556339042in the toilet
>>556338852>RemIt was as if valve made a character specifically for me.
>>556339141Mina vored her
I have a 20 cm BBC irl unironically.What hero should I play?
>>556339262Wraith, hers is bigger tho
>>556338918Why has holiday been climbing every week?3 weeks ago she was only picked once
>>556339262>20 cm7.8in? Shiv
>>556338905They literally nerfed her into the ground. She can't even reliably activate her wolf form now.
Since it’s obvious that TF2 vets run this fandom. What’s gonna happen when this game starts picking up more steam again and the actually normies start integrating?
>>556337585I fucking knew slamfire was too strong, wonder if they nerfed it because with faster fire time and the 7 second CDR she might be able to use it twice in a row and essentially never have to reload . I think them fixing the lycan form bugs and point blank might honestly be a buff and they just nerfed her because they realized she was going be retarded strong now
>>556338440hmm, would it better if the lycan curse procced from damage taken? would make it easier to manage and push her toward more green tank items to manage. would also let them buff human form a bit
>>556339353i guess its the same thing with batrider being super good in pro play but mediocre in pubs, that lasso is just too good
Sex with Venator
>>556338852>I hope they buckle down and really add a non-traditional character later on down the line like Abathur or Murky from Heroes of the Storm.he is by no means nontraditional but when the FUCK am i getting my probius analog. my probetism can only contain itself so long i must worker rush between and dual soak lanes with my instant waveclear button, brutally assfuck unattended objectives, and vomit disgusting aoe burst spam in teamfights
>>556339472Nah that'd be counter intuitive >attacking Silver makes her get transform which heals herThe strategy should've been kills Silver before she can get her transform but if she does run or lock her downBut ecelebs hate not being able to win every 1v1 so they'd duel werewolf lose and go "URG NERF PLS, MY CARRY SHOULD NOT LOSE"
>>556338918Mina does everything that you'd want from a gun carry and more.Also RIP viscous. They really need to give him t3 ult dispell back.
can the power of god win against insanely autistic ruzzian unicorn enjoyers?
gun Geist build doesn't fucking work
>>556338641WrongYou can easily double jump over it.
>>556339459What are you talking about faggot, TF2 niggers hate this game with a passion
>silver NERFEDAll they had to do was nerf werewolf damage, buff its defenses and buff human form and they nerf both and give human form some minor buffs that don't make a difference.
>>556339638you need to be able to aim. Gun Geist has been the meta way to play her for over a year now
>Character has low damage and can't kill anything.>Making it even worse.>Honestly, has anyone ever seen Silver deal the most damage in a match? What the fuck are they thinking?
Silver would feel infinitely more intuitive if she wasn't forced to transform.
>>556339776I genuinely can't even imagine their thought process, these changes make no sense
>>556338440Lycans curse needs to lose the fucking fury swipes fire rate buff, and very likely the heal on refresh. Silver just face rolls teams because she runs around like sonic holding down m1 + w like a retard occasionally hitting the 1 to heal and the 2 key at the very start of the fight. She literally stacks fire rate right now because its exponentially good for her.Maybe they give her the troll warlord treatment and her passive only stacks as long as you attack the same hero and you lose all stacks when you switch
>>556339702I think they did too many nerfs at once>Lycan Curse requires more damage to transform later in the gameThey should've just did this and seen how it went. Would've made a genuine counter play of focusing human silver simpler.
I can't get out of seeker
>>556338827fairy floss
>>556339958Same
>>556339262Abrams and Shiv and be my duo
>>556339776>>556339840they hired hopoo, a guy who admits to never playing a MOBA in his life, their hero designs will never make sense until they actually hire someone competent
>>556339684TF2 not CS
Is Piggy's Rem build a good one to follow or should I use someine elses?
>>556338756them are
>The best way to play Silver right now is to stand behind and deal cheap damage.GOOD JOB VALVE
>>556339623based
Did Yoshi get run over by a fed Silver or something?
>>556340380Hotpoo stole from the community forms to create silver.
The amount of times I'll get Graves or Silver only to not load makes me wonder if some autists are just instant DCing
>>556340814Yea "people" altf4 if they don't get their hero
>Have some time before work, decide to play two games>Have Sinclair double prioritized>Game #1>I'm Paradox, Sinclair was banned>Game #2>I'm Geist, Sinclair was bannedWho the fuck bans Sinclair?
>>556340887"""one tricks""" are not human
Perhaps this is another Ivy Melee situation with another tester not liking that he was killed by slam-fire. I really can't find any other explanation.
>>556341031Someone definitely got their ass handed to him by Silver (somehow)
every vote for celeste adds another inch to her horsecock
>>556340519I like this one though I usually buy Cold Front instead of Torment Pulse and go 1>3>2 instead of 1>2>3The hard support ones are rough in pub games where there's little coordination, and most other Rems I've seen using it tend to focus on his 2 buffing actives, while his pillows have good damage potential and massive fire rate debuff and his 3+vents give him unmatched map control. He farms incredibly fast, once you get used to it you can strip the enemy jungle like a school of piranhas.
>>556338549It is for this reason certain heroes will be borderline instaloss when randomed in pleb bracket, just like Dota. I saved this pic in september 2024 and Paradox has been nerfed progressively since but still is a priority pick/ban for the would be pros in their scrims
>>556338918>Everyone says Paradox is weak and underpowered atm>She's picked in every pro comp game
>>556341176i love futa so much
>>556339020>party hatsThey're Victorian style sleeping caps you retarded zoomer faggot
Celeste is not a futa. Her bulge is her pink mare pussy
You shouldn't balance around pro levelCertain characters are broken there because of teamwork, not the character itself
>>556341132shes a night shift first round pick and in higher mmr shes basically either a grief or server admin depending on if she can get wolf form out or gets chain cced in human form.
>>556341396futa means she has both :)
After 45 minutes or after one team has had both shrines destroyed, the skybox should turn to the nighttime one we see outside the window from the HideoutThe actual lore is that NYC is stuck in a perpetual eclipse but we have a normal autumn afternoon instead
>>556340982>Who the fuck bans Sinclair?Silverfags, he's literally better sliver both in stats and ult use
the next small character should be a rat
Venatorbros... I'm starting to feel like we're gonna lose...
>>556341590I'd be cheesed to meet a cute ratgirl
>>556341448yeah they need to make the game fun first, haze has been an OP pubstomper for the entire game lifespan>>556340982dynamo players and if youre high rank everyone because bolts are retardedly strong
>>556341590no, it should be a cock with human ears
>>556341242I think Paradox ult should be able to grab & swap with teammates and heal them for the same amount it would damage enemies just to make her kit even more nuanced and fun.
>>556341448you also don't want riots dogshit balance for bronze. The dota balance is the right way to do things, only nerf pubstompers, and dont try to balance difficult heroes for pubs.
>>556340982rem because sinclair outranges him and his ult is dynamo tier
>>555971174 NEVER KILL YOURSELF
>>556341803How the fuck do you get Rem so often
lets see what this dick can do
I think Paradox should go back to being a cute elf that kills rats
>>556342087*GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK*
Mystic Slow Silver.
Mystic Sex Silver.
>guy with 18 twitch viewers asks me for my build after the gameLMAO NAH NIGGA
>>556342337As opposed to what? Mystic sexless Silver? Conventional sex Silver?
Just played my first game ever and I did so badly that I think I was commended by an enemy player for making their job easier
>>556341683>you also don't want riots dogshit balance for bronze.No one said thatYou don't have to balance exclusively for only one extreme or the other, you can balance across the board and see what happens, or even just center your balance changes on the intermediate skill level.
we need a sexual assaulter coomer heroso i can have representationfirst ability is a close range forward grab forward attack that sleeps them with a bottle of chloroform sexond ability is panty stealing attack which allows you to steal someones panties when they are stunned are sleeping. of which you can use a later date by throwing and blinding themthird is the goon meter the longer you havent used a ability for the higher the goon meter goes(gives extra dmg/range to any ability when you use it)4th ability is Cum gooner ult where you whip your dick out and do either a wide aoe attack(by cumming)which slows people down or laser cum attack that does high dmg straight in front of you
>>556342507It's OK anon. It's a very hard game with a very steep learning cliff, whether you have prior experience in either of its genres. You'll make it as long as you keep trying.
They have Metal Skin!
>Street Brawl is still "whoever picks Graves wins" Yikes. At least sometimes you get a reprieve if the enemy Graves is a fucking retard but any other time, it's grim.
>>556339418Did they change it? I haven't gotten to play her more than one game today and it did feel weirdly tough to kick in compared to before. But I just assumed maybe I was missing my shit more than usual.
>>556342548Whats the mod?I like her default costume, but I just don't care for the black void shorts. Those look cute.
How do you lane against a Bebop exactly?If you get close to him he fucks you up, he can just zone you with bombs, pull you into death and that's not even accounting for his lanemate.He feels ridiculously strong and unfun to play against.
>>556342548Drifter is the raper of the cast but he gets role-reversal'd a lot
>>556342779>instantloss 2koma comic>Drifter tries to rape Krill>Second panel is Mo raping him while Krill watches
So we all agree Mirage is gonna get reworked right? Hes the only hero no one finds fun to play outside of his stacking passive.
>>556342776He's called niggerbop for a reason, you win by always keeping him in mind so he can never sticky you while using harass tools til you can murder him
>>556342776after he uses bomb that's basically his entire rotation for the next 15 seconds, the bomb's already on you so you might as well shoot the bastardand this doesn't work on all bebops but if you just play defensive and don't let them put bomb on you sometimes they just get impatient and start inting for bomb stacks
>>556341875The game knows I can't be trusted on anyone else (and he's my only prio)>>556342507It's not weird to comm or get commed by tbe enemy team, don't worry about it
Ok so hear me out, the game match maker always finds me a game at exactly 2-3 or 4 mins, but NEVER gives me graves. But back in the day, if I was just queing up for unpopular hero's boom, instant match making.So my theory is if the game cant find you our main in 2 mins it expands the search with your mid prio, then low prio ect. so what if... I just cancel every 2:30 seconds I dont find a game knowing its not going to give me graves?! Its perfect, after all if Its going to give me graves its GOT to be on the lower end of that list right? 2 mins? At this point I'm willing to try fucking anything to play graves more
>>556342886100 percent he also looks lame
>>556342983I set him as my only prio too but only.get him every 4-5 games..
can you target the mid shops through walls or not?seems pretty useless for drive-by buying if you already have to be in the holes to buy
>>5563426451 now deals significantly less damage and she now needs to deal more damage to trigger the transformation.
>>556343016It's the goth emo chick AND she's brand new you're not getting new characters that quick broI remember when the first batch of 6 came out you couldn't get mina even with max'd prio for literal weeks or months after because she was that popular.
For some reason I thought you had to hit an enemy hero with the pillow to get the cooldown reduction, but no it's just anything
>>556343141Lame asf
>>556340940HYPE HYPE HYPE
>>556342886Only his 1 needs to change imo. His 2 and 4 are fine and his 3 is rather fun, but he might as well only have those 3 abilities compared to the rest of the cast having 4.
>>556343112i got him 7 times in a row :)
>>556342892>>556342972I'm on the verge of banning him, he is the only character I have literally never enjoyed playing against.I'm relatively new and was playing Yamato with Rem against Bebop and Billy and there was quite literally nothing I could do, my 1 is effectively suicide, my 3 requires me to be in their ideal range and I simply never used 2.The entire lane was just Bebop harassing with bombs or threatening hooks.All I could do was tickle damage with my grenade while Bebop just spirit lifesteals any damage he takes, pretty sure he was a smurf too.
Why are so many of my matches ending this way? like 1/4 of them are.
Trying my absolute hardest still. I even managed to steal mid boss this game through vacuum orb into cart through a portal.DIdn't matter much though
>>556342776Bebop players know exactly one thing and it's hookbombpunch. It's complete bullshit but it's predictable bullshit. Buy Healing Rite (you can get a lot of value out of it since he's got no splash damage unless he bombpunches a trooper) and never let him out of your sight for long (he WILL try hooking you from jungle/urn).
>>556343309Apparently low rank has a leaver problem. Once you stop playing with fresh installs it should stop being an issue mostly
>>556343337>vacuum orb into cart through a portal.Go clip that shit in Replay and make a webm of it I wanna see
>still no avoid teammate buttonValve...
>>556343309probably just bad luck in shitlow if they're not remakes
Should I be force taking urn more often? It seemd so much easier to take now and my team never tries to go for it, only fighting of the enemy goes for it.
>>556343274Just ban him you literally learn nothing playing against bebop. Even if you rape him in lane and he's behind by 10k souls his ult still melts in fights, he'll still get his stacks, and he's still tanky as fuck even with minimal greens. It's like he was designed to be the most obnoxious character ever
How the fuck do you counter Rem in lane when he can just push harder than any aoe spam hero in the game right now. Little helper shouldn't give 35% damage resist and instant heal to troopers at level 1
>>556343381Those are the twitter retards who try it because they think every character is a lesbian gaybie.
>>556343381Ah gotcha. Yeah I'm still in my first 10-20 matches so hopefully it improves soon.
>>556343150Last batch of 6 all it took was setting popular hero's I dont play often on low prio, and then max prio the one I want and bam, I got page almost every game. They must of changed something I Just know it, the game will give me silver the second I ask for it after all
>>556343469thank you for the input pablo
>>556343461Say it.
>>556343469Thank you for your 2 cents, Thomas
>>556343498No problem. The names Charlie by the way.
>>556343461you count on 95% of rem players being retarded and building him as a pos5 and using his 3 as a shieldthe other 5% you roam and fuck up other guardians because you are not taking his
Realistically, which hero's wish from the patrons would be the worst for the world if they won?
>Get the coolest fucking item lineup ever>the rest of your team is so fucking absurdly bad you dont even get to use them
>>556342530>you can balance across the board and see what happens, or even just center your balance changes on the intermediate skill level.The slow death of the game is what you'll be seeing. Fortunately Valve knows better than this
A little cramped, but I think that's good in a way
>>556343676Tough choice between Seven and Mirage
>>556343676Probably Warden. He's the only one who really wants to change the world, which obviously comes with a lot of changes and problems. Even Seven has no plans beyond killing everyone he doesn't like.
>>556343764Mina should be up near Lash. Silver should be in Mina's current spot. Otherwise, accurate.
>>556343764>Redditmo at the topYeah downvoted
Mina is the face of Deadlock.
How do you play Yamato?I feel like her nerfs in november killed her carry potential and now she's kind of some weird offtank/soft support.
>>556343767Whats wrong with Mirage? Doesn't he just wanna help Nashala negotiate the settling of the Jinn in oregon?
>>556343960Imagine a bunch of arabic spirits and arabs in Wyoming
>helps Jet fuel melt steel beams the 11th of September, 2001What do we say?
>>556344118t.retard
>>556344118That would be an improvement.
>>556342774I can't believe she would rather get knotted by strays than to let a human man touch her
>no hard carries picked at allDamn I gotta switch roles
>>556337760Just woke up, what does this mean for SHITver?t. 80 IQ
>>556344135
i need more warden images
>>556343764I think Rem has an excellent design, probably one of the most iconic with Seven and Haze, but his voice and characterization is a let down
>>556343609genuinely can't, I'm in the rank where players have some intelligence so I'm facing versus Rem players that make their lane partner immortal and gigapushing waves. I'll just play again when they nerf this retard.
>>556344284Billy wouldn't say that
>>556342507friendly players just commend everyone after the game, bud
>>556342776Harass the nigger>Huge hitbox>No shields or healsEvery single Bebop player has the exact same gameplan of "hee hee hoo hoo what if I was a huge faggot ingame as well as irl" The moment (you) and your lane partner shoot him every time an inch of his hitbox is visible he becomes a whining little Jew boy
>>556344243She's even worse and got nerfed pretty hard
>>556344243Even less damage in human form
>>556344213>eu sloppa gameswatched one game and it had spirit paradox and gun bebop. turned that shit off. these niggas fucking blow and none of this means anything
>>556344284Billy would say that
>>556343128The little followers are cuter than Rem is. Rem should have been one big follower being followed around by a bunch of tiny ones.
>Random players adding me as steam friend after a match>Never want to play with meWhat gives?
>>556337842He can WHAT???
>>556344186Same honestly, but whats the mod?
>>556344432they want to see when youre queueing to not queue into you in case you end up on the same team maybe
i main sinclair i love sinclair but he obviously needs changes, i just hope they change the right things but making him any more consistent will break him completelyi just wish the rabbit was something different because it sucks to use unless you want to troll your powerspikes with melee items
Does this game have a set lane meta? I want to play the necromancer girl because she's hot, but I have no idea what I'm doing and I don't wan to get flamed.
>>556344528there are no lane roles, just don't feed
>>556344515The only change Sinclair needs is fixing the bugged ults.
>control-f "nigg">8 resultswe need to do better, /dlg/
how the heck does lash hold his own against the magic people. he just beats them up that doesnt seem effective
>>556344583>only 84chan is reclining
>>556344528Just play a bot match on her, and copy a good build. If you've ever played Dirge in Dota, she's sorta like that.
>>556344285>What a fucking demon.How did he get away with it?
>>556344186need mina knotwife asap
>>556344580true, but i think his kit ultimately isnt that cohesiveits nice that you can do so many different builds but especially if you want to build more support-y and max rabbit with duration, echo shard etc. it's still super low impact because of how the spell functions and how awkward it is (even though its obviously very strong on paper)
So apparently someone leaked internal Valve memos between members of the Deadlock lorewriting team. It confirms that Lady Geist has a secret island of cute shota boys and that she regularly hosts other female heroes there.
Is matchmaking dead at the moment? Just had 2 games that rook over 5 minutes to find but never loaded in so it canflcelled.
>>556344616>whole kit is mystic scaling>how does a magic dude hold his own against magic peoplewe just don't know
Getting the most mindless, braindead, low IQ, schizophrenic, psychotic, and suicidal teams tonightWhat gives?
>>556344213did Silver do numbers or are they just playing around with her?and why no Graves at all? were her nerfs really that bad?
>>556344883thats a gameplay mechanic though not what i mean. lash isnt a wizard
How long are matches on average in this game? I liked DOTA but the games dragged on so long.
>>556342507Don't think too much about it, I often commend everyone in my games even the enemies (unless someone was being rude or exceptionally shitty)
>>55634499730-40m for normal mode10-20m fro brawl
>>5563449721 - Gets beat by melee2 - Gets beat by double jump3 - Gets beat by being really low range4 - Gets beat by lane jannyingGood pubstomper though
>>556344920we've recently had an influx of trannoids and, even worse, women
>>556342507>tfw the guy who you've been killing and killed by back and forth the whole game commends you
>>556345128Deadlock has a fun mix of seething racists screaming at their teammates and rainbow flag safe space cretins all in the same lobbies. You'll get a black guy talking shit to his lane partner only for his lane partner to start smacking his lips into the mic. All while a third party tries to tell them to stop being racist and gets disgusted at the "f-slur" being thrown around.
>>556345134I never commend back if they used a dishonest hero like Bebop, Graves or Victor.
>>556342507welcome to deadlock it'll take like a hundred hours until you start to have fun
>>556345495Graves is honest
>>556345128>trannoids and, even worse, womenUh....what's the difference?
are the inhouse posters dead now don't see them post as much as before
>it's another episode of laning with someone who's always too scared to push and just sits 3 postcodes away while i do all the work
>>556345397valve's done it again with the breakthrough innovationsthe first game to appeal to the most annoying people of every culture, race and ideology
>>556337581KYS
>>556342645I've played like 4 brawl games since, she's still fun/effective, they seemed to have moved her power budget a little bit from burst on her 1 to just landing shots consistently. Her wolf M1 feels a little less inconsistent, and she's less likely to be able to chain kill with the nerf to the heal on transform, so it's probably an overall nerf that didn't really feel justified. Spiritual Overflow feels like a better item for her now.
>>556337842>he can put helpers on mcgee turrets
Holliday is one of those characters where you feel like a fucking genius when it clicks and then like a total retard when it doesnt
how do you play mina without a constant bonerstupid bratty vampire
>>556344285
>tfw having a great laning phase only to see that your team has been eating absolute shit
>>556345756i dont get it
>>556345397>>556345663This is just the TF2 meme again
>>556345751only subhuman cucks and coomers like mina, she's goonbait for the lowest denominator of males
>Highest player damage dealt>Least killsWhich hero am I?
>>556344135THANK YOU!!
>>556345785lel, this is melook up to see my portrait on fire at 8 minutes, and yet we're somehow down 6k in souls despite the fact I'm 2k ahead of the enemy laners
>>556345894MacPinis
>>556345894Bomb Geist
>>556345894pocket or victorboth deal fake, ineffectual damage
>>556345785>absolutely dominating the lane as abrams, have the 2 enemies in my lane on my mantelpiece>look at the scoreboard to see my silver and graves going 0/4
>>556345894Gun Ivy.
>>556345894Pocket, Rem, maybe Victor
>>556344135Funny that people are slowly catching on up on the fact that Rem spamming helpers is literally Hitler. I expect a nerf soon.
>>556345894seven
>>556345785>kill one laner and force the other to back>take first guardian>5/0/2 Drifter walks up behind me and rips my arms off
>game ranks me at seeker>run into a lot of an foids (they feed non stop btw)>climb to arcanist>sausage fest
>>556346350>ritualist>dice roll on who feeds the victor
>>556346318Being the one lane doing well is a ticking time bomb before the fed cunts on the other team decide your fun is over and give your lane a check up visit
>>556346318>>556346550They're just making sure to humble you so you don't get your hopes up.
Important tier list.
>>556345756omnicharge signet on flask is very fun
>>556345756>#1 mercurial magnum fanyou're goddamn rightwarden is hell until you get qsr
>women should shave their pubes
Enhanced split shot on wraith is nutso
>>556346709graves and vindicta are kids ya fuckin sick freak
>>556343128You can, just make sure you select the shop, and not some boxes near the edge
really enjoying having to restart my client every single game because it will inexplicably drop to single digit FPS
>next lesbian hero tomorrowlesbians cant stop winning
>>556347448You have a memory leak bwoh
>>556346954how did shaving even become the norm, pubes is so aesthetic on women>but muh oralmy ex used to shave around her lips so you get the best of both worlds, it's a non issue. no need to shave the whole thingI love Silver btw
>>556343764Hmmm, interesting concept, but kinda weird analysis.
>>556347508>CelesteWaxed and perfumed(but still smells kind of off) and she can't hide how loose her labia are>SilverUnshaven futa wolfcock, red and throbbing, stinks of old sweat and fresh precum, emanates heat
>>556345679After playing another normal game, it genuinely feels like shit now imo.Brawl is different because theres so much going on you don't feel these changes as much. Actually stupid imo. 40% wr and they nerf? lol At least see how she does for two fucking days.picrel
why do people keep calling silver a lesbian?
>>556346954Correct, they should shave them.
>>556347574Western media is largely controlled by old conservative pedophiles.>>556347781Don't rape children. You WILL get caught.
why is it not cylindrical
>>556347574>how did shaving even become the normOnly for Amerimutts, and it's because of an unironic Hollywood kike psyopEuros go unshaven. Hell, Asians too, look at JAV, literal porn actresses in Japan are on camera with thick bushes
>>5563477744chuds need a steady supply of ragebait to keep their peanut brains engaged.
Havent played Mina since release, the changes they made to her make her actually fun
>>556347829>Don't rape children. You WILL get caught....but won't get punished.
>>556347774more than her being lesbian it's her being a character tailormade to appeal to lesbians
The reason Mina's underwear has been censored with volleyball shorts is because she has a buttplug and dildo in at all times and Valve didn't want that to hurt Deadlock's reputation so they forced her to dress more conservatively
>>556347829Only adult woman, thanks.Adult shaved women with good hygiene and smooth skin. By all means you are free to let what you think the Jews want you to like dictate how you live your life.
>Unironic gigachad usageGuaranteed skinnyfat jeet irl
>>556347774>Stinky mid 30s alcoholic flatchested girlfailurewho would ever find such a creature appealing except w*men
>>556348079real and factval
>>556348079Painful trvke
>>556348079I don't get who they think they're tricking, it's always weird seeing anons posting on this hellsite talk like they're Women Understanders
>>556348031And you fags still wont tell me the name of the mod
>>556337585>think they overall nerfed Silverso they buffed her, got it
>>556347919shaved is sadly starting to become a lot more commonplace in javwe will always have Nao thoughi feel like women really overestimate how many men have such a strong preference for shaved though
What the fuck were they thinking? Silver went from being underpowered burst damage to god knows what. What's the point of diving in if you can't even kill anyone or trigger your ult?
>>55634777490% of it is this >>556347927Retards will see some absolutely batshit insane freaks posting their sexual schizobabble and think that's representative of everyone and start repeating their retardation in the form of a strawman or "irony" if they're so brainfucked that they're incapable of being sincere, just to fuel their rage addiction.
>They're gonna remove uppercut and bombs from Bebop because redditors get bodied too muchI hate community forums.
>>556348248lol
>>556347520waht do i do about dat
>>556339905nigga just CC her you fucking retardcc her and click on her head until she fucking dies
