Socialist Lies Edition>Previous>>556291486>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y>LATEST PATCHESDec 02 1.005.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621274Jan 22 1.005.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/509603414731129453Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
hyping this in trannycord instead of in-game where your actual players are is kinda cringe.
>>556353017The two MO worlds are 5% apiece (Aurora Bay has 1.6M HP), and it doesn't look like Joel is in any mood to reduce that. Those are going to be at least a three day slog even if the Blob immediately focuses on one of the two planets.
>>556353280no one actually plays this game
~15h to take this planet. Then we have 4 days to take 1 planet. We have lost 15% of our divers in 2 days and we have 5 days of order left. By end if this order. We are down close to 50% of helldivers left. 100 million helldivers for cyberstan.
>>556344619ggz frens, we chorroed all over the bayhttps://files.catbox.moe/17hbum.mp4
NO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MENKENT AGAIN
>>556353017We might be fine. Once Chud Bay is captured, Merak will be isolated and will be self-capturing.>>556353126Also don't believe the Clankers lies. Fake news. I've seen the bodies and bioprocessors. Bots are on the Epstein list.
>>556344619GG bros>get on the gun shinji
>>556353418Isolation is GM-set. We're taking those planets because they provide a direct route to Cyberstan, so obviously Joel isn't just going to hand them to us on a silver platter.
Chort Bay is 100% getting backcapped and the blob will be too stupid to stop it
>>556353285Aurora bay is probably harder of two planets to take. But merak has incels+jeets. It will be mayhem.
What are Super Jordans?
>>556353280Nerftrannies don't play the game and prefer to complain on discord so it makes sense for them to advertise there.
>>556353418Most likely blockade won't work. Momen we land to either of those planets. Lane ty cyberstan will open up. Preventing blockade
>>556353520More likely, either Choohe is going to be another opportunity planet to pick up power-ups for the Cyberstan assault, or the Jet Brigade is going to capture a bunch of free planets to distract us and enforce the Zero Sum Game.>>556353539Jet Brigade bots are piss-easy since explosions from the front will detonate the jetpacks.
>>556353520DSS will save the day
>>556353741They will push into reddit creek. Same time bugs will push into hellmire and squids into beach
>>556353520Either that or Joel will throw a hundred random invasions at us like last week.
>>556353126High commands are fucking clankers?!
>le clankers
>>556354218Always were. Rogues/dissidents are true patriots trying to expose them
>>556353995>Same time bugs will push into hellmirePlz no
>>556353575Panzerdivision.
>>556353430>Hulk>Picrel
>>556353575really puts things into perspective about how much the exosuits suck
>discord eventI hate sweden so much its unreal
>rapid acquisition>less than 100 kills in total>lobby ended prematurely (game too boring)epic
>>556353126>That level of grammar for an AIWorth all the billions of tax dollars in subsidies
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>Fixed spawn rate on Rapid Acquisition missions on difficulty CR7-10. Adjusted spawn points on Rapid Acquisition mapyep it's over
>hd1 cyborgs speak a mixture of russian, english and swedish>now they just speak swedish, apparentlyLazy
>>556355579>>556355865why do you hate fun? just go play dark souls
Heh
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>>556355947Our local troon doesn't play the game, that's why it took they/them two entire days to notice the change.
Super Earth does not negotiate with c*mmunists, especially not sw*dish onesThe only thing worse than a c*mmunist is a sw*dish communist
>vote to raze LesathWhat do we gain from this ?
>>556356390Yeah totally. Very peaceful these bots.
>>556355905They were just ordinary Swedes...Then they were forced to work 12 hour work weeks...
>>556355905>lazyMore like based. Swedish is beautiful and it's a pretty oppressive socialist country. It fits perfectly with the borgs.
>>556355954>>556356390If they come in peace this much why 20 millions helldivers are dead?I say: VENGEANCE
>>556356813THE HORRORThis is what happens when you cancel even one of their ten yearly vacations
>>556356765We're liberating too quick, so we have to slow the community down or something. If you don't, Joel will punish you by starting a level 60 defense on lesath because fuck you.
lobby doko
>Every Diver killed on the road to Cyberstan will feed the next Major Order where we have to kill that amount of Cyborgs in retaliation
the trannycord event even extends ingame wtf
>>556355534>>556357052QRD? I just got here
>>556357010that would be cool so sweden wont do that
Haven't played the game in a while. What is happening right now
>>556356390Kinda reminds me of the "Swedish radio" from pt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIR53d08pxA
>>556357185Super Earth built the death star, blew up a bot planet with it, got the plans stolen by the bots, launched a massive offensive on the bot front, and now theyre running an event on the discord where bots have apparently hacked into everything.
>>556356390Not only do bots forcefully convert Humans into meat paste and kill civilians at every chance they get, the WORST thing is they speak swedish for that alone only there total destruction can be the answer for the upfront of there exsictens
>>556356909I think we were meant to start down form well. Move up from there. Planet by planet. Instead we cut from middle and raced to cyberstand. It was suposed to be nail bitter and for us to lose more then 50% our reinforcements.
>voting "matters"lol
Should I play this today instead of Arc Raiders?
>>556356909
>>556355534Do you think its easy to implement stuff into those screens or giant tv on our ship. You just can't do it chud. Too much work. Absolute impossible
Falling Dragonroach corpses track nearby helldivers right? It's really fucking dumb considering the desync makes it impossible to know where exactly it's going.
>>556357830If only AH knew us as well as anon knows. Maybe then they wouldn't do these rigged story beats.
Tried a Super Helldiver and I was getting fucked in the ass immediately upon hitting the surface. Have bots ever been harder?
>>556356890>be swedish>work 4 hours a day with lunchtime included>work 5 days a week>have 2 months of vacation per year>conjure up a game that the contemporary american industry could never ever begin to think to recreate, not will all the billions of $ they have and the fact that is the only first world country with sweatshop tier overworkingwhat did they mean by this
>>556357830forgot the bug side MO to CHARGE UP MAH LAZUR
>>556358175Bots are close to the easiest they have ever been. People like to hate on Reddit creek but that was when Bots were at the peak of their threat level. Pinpoint accuracy and one shot rockets on top of more spawns and overall much weaker player arsenal.
>>556356765No one is retarded enough to fall for this. Swiggers will still slow players down with some bullshit anyways
>hype up the march on cyberstan>lots of new players join>die like crazy>reinforcements depleted before MO is completed >content delayed for a few weeksWouldn't surprise me if this happened >>556356813>>556356890>slaves making fun of free people Sad. You should aim to reach what they have instead of trying to find some kind of superiority in being a slave
>>556358258its because americans are all goycattle without a single creative thought in their minds as it has been all snuffed out by mass media and mcdonalds
>>556358258>2 monthsThey just had 3 weeks from Christmas to second week of January.Now they will have full week of winter vacation.When Eastern comes. It's another easy 7 days of vacation.
>>556357830>I can't believe anons are claiming the MO is rigged after 2 years of rigged MOs!
>>556358391All of your favorite games are American. All of your favorite food is American. All of your favorite anime is American. Kneel to our superiority.
What if the bots really are friendly and this is all a misunderstanding?
>>556358391"This is the way the jew make money… and made a fortune in the past ten years, selling short the shipping futures, let the goyim deal in the real world" - Epstein
>>556358463do you bitch when you don't get a say in the way a show you're watching ends?getting mad at "rigged MOs" is wasted energy and pointless bitching for bitchings sake
>>556356390>YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY YOUR LEADERS. THE WORDS THEY SPEAK ARE NOT TRUE. WE WANT PEACE.I've seen the human blenders with my own eyes.Scrap every single one of them.
>>556358578B-but you eat cows! Why can't the botpeople torture fascists and decorate their bodies with human bones!?
>>556358463Did you zoomer animals ever play tabletop DnD?The players live in a world that the master decides. Most of things are influenced by the players, but IF the story has to go one way, it WILL go that way through deus ex machina narrative expedients. The finding the blueprints on a "open unencrypted computer" is a deus ex machina, and THAT is literally the role of the masters to not get the story bogged down.Could you be this retarded? Do you think they should delay the Cyberstan content update because a bunch of retards decided to not lower the difficulty?Man it seems that you people have literal no critical thinking.
>>556358572>create a TV show>advertise it as "the community decides the outcome of the show">author just does a 360 and makes up his own shit out of spiteYeah I'm sure that would go well.
>brown hours
How do I betray Super Earth and join the Illuminate? I want squid pussy.
>>556358845join the trannycord hand in hand with chaosdivers
>le binary>when bots have their own damn alphabet
>YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY YOUR LEADERS. THE WORDS THEY SPEAK ARE NOT TRUE. WE WANT PEACE.TOO BAD NIGGERS GET BONKED
well?
>>556358785If you're the DM on a tabletop DnD game and you can't progress your story without blatantly forcing players one way (planets being impossible to capture outside of MOs, massive amount of level 50 defense campaigns impossible to beat unless 150% of the community fights on that one specific planet, etc...), you fucking suck at being a DM. Don't pretend the swedes are good at giving the illusion of choice you smelly pajeet.
>We want peaceI'm no diplomat but I think that ship sails when you make human smoothies
everyone makes atrocities in war and its the duty of the opressor (super earth) to back down, especially since they also make atrocities on their own
>>556358936I remember doomsaying faggots saying it only did ATE damage, that it would have only 200 MG rounds, that a single bot turret shot would kill it, that it would have a dozen main gun roundsthey aren't saying shit now are they
>>556358785UH OH /tg/ is NOT gonna like this one
Realistically, do you think we're getting Cyberstan right after the current order, or are we getting a filler week of "Hold Mektuba and Merga IV to blockage Cyberstan"?
>we'll never get to vote for super HitlerWhy scrap kino content?
>>556359161I've had the tank die while it was still attached to the pelican dropping it because a turret shot it.
>>556358936Seems like it hits harder than the Anti-Tank Emplacement, and it's surprisingly durable to boot.
>muhfugga humans KILL EM ALL>*gets Star of Peace'd*>*rush for Cyberstan*>AIIIEEEEE WE WUZ PEACEFUL
>>556359215>not voting for Kitboga in a wigmam are you mad?!
>>556355371honestly they feel quite nice as a complimentary support for tanks
>>556359393That Kitboga in a wig is an illuminate, what the fuck are those fingers
>>556358785People seem to think that they can just let the players do whatever and make content that match that in a timely manner. Some kind of rigging is needed to push the story forward.>wtf, we've gone from not being close to Cyberstan to attacking it in a week, where's the unique biome? the new units?>arrowhead fucking sucks, lazy sweeedes
REMINDER
>>556359215>aviators are still a thing in super earthbased
>>556359603if they they had their way we'd have pushed every faction off the map 20 times over and they'd bitch every single time they'd come back because having actual enemies to fight is rigging it
>>556355947Rapid acquisition was one of the most tense and satisfying missions in the game and actually made people try some novel tactics. Why do you like watching paint dry?
>>556359760>Make all factions pushovers>Surprised people always win without swigger intervention Increase the difficulty
>>556359731aviators are for slobs with fat facesclubmasters are the real effay
>>556359603>content that match in a timely manner>a few paragraphs of text to make a major order or just anything acknowledging player progress is considered "content"
>>556355276
>>556359881I bet less than 20% of the playerbase plays on a difficulty above 7 thoughbeit
The playerbase itself cant plan anything besides blobbing on the easiest/closest planet available.
man that discord literally is nothing but trannies isn't it
>>556360029>*that* discordwho's gonna tell him?
Man water is wet isn't it
>>556360029unironically yes. it's fucking terrifying how much grooming happens via trans groupthink: wave the flag as much as you can, have all the admins of your favorite game's discord be trans, and the kids will change their tune.
Discord won
can anyone tell me wtf is going on discord ? what kind of events are we talking ? (i dont have discord)
found a new dripdo you like it
>>556360242FUCK YOU!!!!
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>>556360232larping sesion just like SE invasion pretty sure some anons are posting in the thread so you won't miss much
>waaah we never experienced freedom
>>556360273why mean
>>556360242What armor and helmet is that?
>>556360152discord won, but humanity... lost.
>>556360429the helmet is the redacted regiment super store one
>>556360114Only people with a two digit IQ go trans. This is a certified undeniable fact.
>>556360027>plan anything>gambits are impossible on 24h planets>planets starting at 50% liberated once a defense is lost has been removed so people don't retake planets>/hdg/ pisses and shits their pants if one player doesn't dive on the railroaded MO planetAh yes, let's plan stuff indeed.
>>556360330Freedom is coming to you from the barrel of my liberator, machine.
>>556360330i know and i'll try my best to make sure you never do
>>556360509That answers 50% of the question
>>556360429Armor:>RE-824 Bearer of the Standard, Heavy Armor>From Master of Ceremony superstore (active now)Helmet:>RS-100 Sanctioner>From Redacted Regiment SuperstoreCape:>Fre Liberam>Servants of Freedom warbond
>>556360527autists have fucked up brains that make them autistically inspect the problem of self-identity. they nearly always get it wrong and end up identifying with a cartoon or hentai or a little girl.
Why is there no super store slop for Siege Breakers? Did they forget?
>>556360713delayed until chink new year
>>556360713released on the 10th
how is the new warbond if i love exploding shit?
>>556360749that's next month!
>>556360797sweet>>556360815
what is the absolute worst warbond now that the dust has settled?is it really braphound inhalers?
They really need to rework the warbond screen there's too many to scroll through.
don't listen to the haters, they are all OhDough shills. Your choice matters where it matters the most.
>>556360871Pig warbond is the worst.
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>>556360330
The ship technician is back and she's as ugly as ever
>>556360593yeah sure, you could try but it will never happen. Even when Joel gives an obvious opportunity for a more efficient play the blob ignores it and continues blobbing wherever without a second thought. players couldnt come up with anything by themselves even if they wanted to
>>556361440it's almost like command (GM) needs to put big arrows on the galaxy map
is over saar
>Bots/Cyborgs are canonically Swedish
>mfw using dickle vs bots during an acid storm
>>556361440>more efficient play>current efficient play>go liberate menkent and get a shitty railgun (you don't get closer to the MO planets)>go liberate shart bay and get an extra stim capacity (you get access to both MO planets)>last two previous minor order>go defend this one isolated bug planet during a bot and illuminate MO (you get a shitty quasar cannon for 24 hours to fight the illuminates as a reward but do no progress towards the major order)>go do these commando missions on this planet to download some database (you get nothing from it, fuck you)Ah yes indeed, very efficient plays here Joel.
>>556361380already slapped dem hoe jeet cheeksshe needed correction
>>556361614They fixed the CE method?
>>556361324Fuel of peace!
>>556360815...anon that's not even two weeks
i haven't played in forever until a few nights ago. what the fuck are chaos divers?
>>556361969I just glanced at the 2nd date. Why is there 2 dates?
>>556361969it's in 5 daysread niggers read
>>556361614No more super shekel injection?
>>556360330as if they deserve it
>>556361754she's clearly some sort of fucked up swedish gyaru>>556361976Back in the olden days, around the EOF (Escalation of Freedom) update, a number of disgruntled redditors decided to roleplay 'traitor' helldivers. They would grief fellow helldivers in order to 'raise awareness' of their grievances (they wanted the game to be easier).any remnants probably want the game to be so easy it becomes an autoclicker. they won.
>>556361910>>556362065Sometime a map spawns those purple objects instead of SC after update, so you quit and change for another mission
>SUPER JORDENShttps://youtu.be/FRiNCdqpwzc?si=GbwRMvV2z7Y6u_uG
>>556362141damn that sounds gay as fuck.why is reddit always so fucking gay?
>>556361745idk what you are talking about. Splitting attention is not efficient, that the playerbase routinely fall for it is on them. People routinely can't even pick planets with lower decay rates when trying to reach MO planets and just pick the first path they spot even if its trash
>>556361976basically people that actively ignored the MO by diving on non-MO planets out of protest against the absolute state that game was in around EoF
why no lobby
>>556362292echo chamber with moderators acting as literal HR intermediaries for corporate IPs. They will punish players to shield the companies from legal hurt.
Hand over the clankussy and I might consider peace negotiations.
>>556358785>tranimefag also plays shit dndKek
>>556362339ZAMNSUPA KICKA
>>556358785trvke
>>556362339oh shit how long have those been around
>>556362396yeah you need friends to play dndanime siteanime game
>>556362484it's a leak, they're on cyberstan only
>>556362339damn you got fucking rolled homegirl
>>556362339I want the dogs back pretty please.
>You guys should totally stop using the DSS to speed up the liberation tee hee! >Please, we haven't finished the hounds for the cyborg legion yet.
>>556362396
>>556362496>tranimefag instinctively starts dilating everywhere when mockedKek
>>556362783i accept your concessiongo watch a ohdough tierlist
>tranny obsessed tourist can't handle anime on an anime websitemany such cases
>>556362879>tranime fag is a nerftroonpottery
>>556363038seems i hit bullseye
>>556362339
>>556362065>>556361614>>556362256>>556362065how do you get that without paying for the cfemen bypass
Returnfag hereWhat's up with the plasma support weapon? What is its niche? Surely it's not completely useless, they wouldn't add a worse grenade launcher with extra steps, would they?
>>556363464you mean the epoch?
>>556363331There was a .lua bypass built in in the script. Dont ask me how it worked but it did
>>556363563I can't fucking believe I missed this oh my god I'm going to end myself now I have to grind a billion missions to get my warbonds
>>556363464Now that GL is AP4 and C4 is a thing it has deffinitly lost alot of its niche.It's a backpackless AoE based reloadable AT weapon, it's great aslong as you don't get filtered by the full charge.
>>556363552Don't know the name. I picked it up in the game from another player. It had variable charge levels which all equally sucked
>>556363715I didn't try it on the new build but the important shit (supercredits) should be working
>>556363825where do I get it and how do I use it
>>556363464It's a worse AT GL that can inexplicably destroy itself yeah
>>556363780cry more nerftroon
>>556363905>>556271397
>>556363952
>>556363000>tranimefag clinging to xis favorite epstein buddy for validityKek
>>556362339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUKEg6ye36Y
>>556364132sometimes i wonder if the true ritualposters are the ones who call everyone -tranny instead of -fag like oldfags
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>>556363905>>556364079yup this is the one. It worked flawlessy as the last update.The "desert planet" part is important it seems. I did all on Fori Prime on the bugs front
>>556362740This is gonna bite us in the ass somehow. I'd raze it just for the fact I fucking hate fighting over this planet
>joel: please please PLEASE stop making progress, take the bait on all these various shitty other options that are worse than useless>playerbase: noI am actually shocked that the blob being pigheaded obstinate fools that only read the MO text once has actually worked in our favor for once.
>>556271397If you're still around by any chance, thank you anon. I'll shoot some bots in your honor.
>>556364283more "humans are le heckin bad guise!!!" slop is the last thing this game needed
>>556364475yeah but never ever the community accepted that excluding some retarded rettitors
>much plasma shit lost it's niche nerf GL NOWfuck you they'll buff the plasma and you won't stop crying anyway
>>556364420It's hilarious that the bait to waste time on Menkent was a railgun
>>556364475No one thinks the Automatons don't deserve total annihilation
>>556364678the epoch never had a niche anyway, it was always shitbut with the buff GL it has even less of a reason for exisitng
>>556364678Is this why you called me a nerftroon?Over arguments you had in your head while reading my post?Seek help.
>>556364728>make railgun absolutely useless pile of shit that's outdone by literally every other weapon now>have a liberation prize of free railguns>shocked when it's completely ignoredthe absolute state of narrowhead
>>556364825Epoch's niche is to be a backpackless, magazine-fed AT, and unlike the Quasar it possesses the ability to kill more than one heavy before having to reload. Problem is, it really sucks to use in practice.
>go do a commando mission>pick up the intel>someone rolls up in a tank>can't enter the cannon with the intel>get in the passenger side>objective failed>turns out, entering the tank with the intel straight up deletes the item and fails the missionGOOD JOB, BRAVO
>>556365098fun factif you get into the tank with the sssd you do fail the missionbut the tank refills its ammo
>>556365059How do you know they are shockedThey probably wanted to give the mentally disabled playerbase an opportunity to feel smart for once
>>556365059>make railgun absolutely useless pile of shitIt's not THAT bad :(
>>556365063>the ability to kill more than one heavy before having to reloadit doesn't even do that because heavies take 2 shots and it has 3 in the mag.
>>556365139you're shitting me. they were considering a vehicle reload?
>>556365063>unlike the Quasar it possesses the ability to kill more than one heavy before having to reload.>3 shots per battery>most heavies need at least 2 if you're not hitting a weakpont, BTs need 2 even if you hit the head>20/20 spread makes sure you can't reliably hit weakpoints on most enemies you could kill with 1 one hit to a weakpoint>all on a weapon with charge up, shit ammo economy, hard range limit and a suicide skill checkLike I said, no niche.
>>556365004you aways say the same shit you nerftroon are all the same
>>556365190Wrong though.It takes 1 weakpoint hit on most heavies, but unlike gaysaar it can actually kill a tank from the front in a reasonable timeframe.
>>556365413can it hit the eye slot on the hulks?
>>556365139I fucking hate this game
>>556365343Unironically, you're obsessed.Nerftroons are living rentfree in your head.
D10 botsNapalm sticks to kidssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242982140590/76561197980082129
>tfw no nerftroon gf to service me under my desk while i dive
>>556360330>this is coming from a bot splinter faction that hates communism>we get glownigger CIA missions to arm the rogue faction to destabilize the Automatons>this may or may not backfire spectacularly laterKino
How is that new hammer in practice? Melee weapons have always been a death sentence, but this one is anti tank..
>>556364283maybe the robots with chainsaw arms are actually a faction of peace?! could humans be the real monsters?!?!
>>556365059Railgun is great on War Strider seeds, but it is not worth losing a couple million lives for. Now free orbital laser? I would have went for that
>>556362339Oh god it's really him. It's Cyber Stan!
>>5563655723\4
>>556365562go back to lowsodium tranny
>>556360330They literally left the galaxy and were free of super earth's oppression.They intentionally came back into a galaxy they are not free in.The automaton cries out in pain as he strikes you.
>>556360527>Only people with two digit IQAnon... that's almost half of everyone
>>556365572>>556365814stop shitposting and get in last slot
>>556365628It does pretty well for AT, but it's melee.It's okay, kills hulks chargers and tanks in one, kills dogs in 3 quick swings.It's annoying on bugs because you can't really hit titans and bile chargers will pretty much kill you when they die.It's most impressive feature is being backpackless AT getting all ammo back from a resuply pack and 3 from an ammo box, this might make it a decent AT pick for commandos.
>>556364475bro literally 0 people sided with skynetchill the fuck out
>>556366005>sloppa lobbyshan't join
>>556365628It's really good when paired with smoke, but so is everything.
>>556365059>make railgun absolutely useless pile of shitI have buffnigger fatigue
>land 8 headshots in quick succession>teammate notices and comments "nice shot">reply "you too">have to leave the lobby before I spill more spaghetti
>be cyberstani>generational criminal, held in forced labor mines>one day you get freed by robots who revere you>get sick ass cyborg implants that make you 9 feet tall and jacked>get an android waifu who worships you as her creator deity>knee helldiver chuds in the face, killing them instantlyIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM
>>556365059uhm I have to let you know that the railgun can oneshot warstriders, here's a webm of me doing it to single warstrider that isn't even shooting at me and there's zero other enemies around, it's actually OP as FUGG we need more NERFS :)))
How does the ceremonial M-14 whatever it was called compare to Diligence?
>>556366425>20 shots>can't kill shit >kills youcope more nerftroon
>>556366005>sloppaNot just shitposting, you should stop posting at all
>>556366603it has a bit more damage, medium pen and a bayonet but you don't get any customization and only have 5 rounds with no clips
>>556366204Skynet was retarded. People could be convinced.
Now we just need a belt-fed Autocannon, fund it
>>556366760that's fucked up. I was close to buying the bond but I guess I'll pass.
Do we all play Arc Raiders here as well?
>>556360330Never experienced freedom? Good thing you're getting a dose of liberation at 650rpm.
>>556366927he's talking about the constitutionthe admendment is a decent sidegrade with an option for three round burst
>>556366989extractionfag get thee hence!
>>556366927oh you meant that one, well in that case you get considerably more damage, a bayonet, 2 fire modes and 20 rounds, the amendment is one of my favorite weapons
>>556363905>>556364345wont CE get detected by the anti cheat and ban me?
>>556356765it'll probably prevent the bots from being able to cut us off by invading lesath
>nerftroons hanging from the rafters>doomfags choking on their own vomit in the gutters>tankbros living large>buffchads eating well>contentstacies winning at life
>>556366989no we fucking hate AI slop. We're boutta to kill your kind, Clanker
>>556367060>>556367126>the admendmentthat's the one. I completely overlooked it at first but upon revision it seems fantastic for popping devastators and stabbing cyber hounds. thanks.
>>556366613>>can't kill shit >>kills youbufftranny humiliation ritual
>>556366603>amendments-tier
>>556363312Now add a troonjak - ack face onto the Helldiver
>>556366989I stopped playing after the first Expedition because I realized there's nothing left to experience and the PvP meta is stale boring dogshit
>>556365308>>556365517go checki think it works with anything you can carryyou used to be able to put any and all carryables into the back of the frv for a brief moment after it released but it didn't exactly do anything but free up your hands
>>556363905THIS GETS YOU BANNED I JUST TESTED YET
>>556367135the anti cheat just crashes your game if it detects anything, there has been zero record of anyone being banned for anything outside of console apes getting chat banned
>>556367481post the ban message. nobody has seen one before.
>>556367547NO I WON'T
>>556367531then how do you use it with CE if it crashes the game
>>556367481and a hinga dinga dergen to you too my blonde haired friend
>>556366603light pen dogshit but nerftroons will disagree
>>556367684>light pen dogshitI've been using the Liberator for 90% of my playtime so I think I'll be fine.
Best SC farming planet open right now???
>>556365506YesIt also oneshots behemoths to the butt I think
>>556367760>D5 gameplay I'm sure you will
>>556367784Fori Prime
>>556367784same as always desert or moon any front will do
Are the helmets on the Cyborg designed to reference Dead space mining rigs? Cyberstan was originally a mining colony as well after all, and Cyborg do seem capable of stomping us
>>556367876>d5please, you could get through D5 with a knife
>>556366989I occasionally hop on to chase birbs.
you niggers don't even play the fucking gamelobby doko
>>556367883>>556367915Thanks I'm stupid and lazy
>>556358936Show me the Anti-Tank Emplacement folding a Titan in one shot
>>556368020You can't go D10 with light penamendment is d5 tier
>>556367613luck
>>556367613I dunno how it works (or doesn't work) but it only crashed for me once. When I restarted it just worked.
>>556362740>don't raze lesath>it probably gets invaded from Menkent to slow us down>raze lesath>we waste the DSS on it which slows us downClassic "Tails sweden wins, heads we lose" situation
>>556368351so it crashes on your first use but then it just works
>>556367282i use it all the time with my trenchdiver
>>556368351>>556368293fuck. I just tried twice and both times gameguard detected gameguard and closed the game
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>556368375I'd rather send the DSS and lose out on 10% boost for a day instead of open a whole new planet that will confuse the latinx gamerdad returntroons and ruin our progress
>>556368692try having CE open before loading the table?
>>556368292>self report
what'd i miss?
>>556366425It badly needs a scope, the damage is fine
>>556368292you should try playing with /hdg/ more, anon. it's fun.>>556368805they turned the DSS into a Death Star and there was a vote on which planet to nuke.
>>556368805we have a death star now
>>556360029>>556360061>>556360114>>556360527>>556360668OBSESSED
>>556368805Bro it was so lit!
LOBBY UPChort Bay, D10Questionable Healthcare Editionsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242984852907/76561198968546504
>>556369210ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNN
>>556369321FVLL
>>556369004
>>556368770it works now, just had to get lucky indeed
>>556368770>>556369603you have to open it during the cutscene where you're about to gain control in the super destoyer
>>556368718Too little too late, PBSEATAfag
>>556369004keep coping YWNBAW
>>556369210What part of the Super Smash Bros campaign was this?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242988776055/76561198141964882botdivingI am going to hit robots with a hammerare you?
>>556365628I've found it's biggest issue comes when trying to assault bot fortresses with those nigger turrets all over the place. Other than the obvious lack of range it slaps the shit out of everything on the bot front
>>556370651dead thread all of a sudden? still 1/4
>>556371109Anon, the employed are at work
>>556371109people are farming SCs from the cheat being posted
We're losing about 200 forces in reserve at the moment every 3 seconds (probably more during peak hours). At 175,666,000 reserves left, they'll last about 30 days.
>>5563706512/4!
>>5563706512/4
Are you ready to fight the old enemy soon?
>>556365628New hammer fucks hard. Pair it with the supply pack, and stim before you run into to start bopping shit. Reload is incredibly fast, so you can just go from bot to bot bopping them into oblivion. It definitely outclasses every other melee weapon in the game. I pair it with the Eruptor, supply pack, pyrotech grenades, and senator for secondary. You can even kill a factory strider with it. You also don't need melee armor for it because the damage is so high, so I use Exterminator armor or stim armor because you are basically on invincible for 5 seconds while you close the gap on whatever you're going to bop.
>>5563706513/4
>>556369321slop lobby
>>556370651FULL!
>>556368805Democracy manifest.
>>556372015Always was, anon.I lament the disappearance of the illuminates as we knew them.
>>556371489Chort is already halfway done, we should be able to take the needed planets in time. Cyberstan will most likely fuck over casualties in that timeframe assuming sweden doesn't open up some random hive world objective causing a fuck ton of casualties.
which warbond should i get next, dust devils or redacted?
>>556366005>>556365572One of the most KINO run i ever witnessed in 600 hours of HD.That tank run in the fortress was straight out of CoD:MW2 campaign.GG boys
>>556372618No way they're gonna let us actually win, they'll just artificially increase the reinforcement loss when we're attacking Cyberstan
>>556372048It's melee damage is the same as the machete.I know no one plays melee or cares, but chainsaw deals like 50% more damage (if we only look at the melee part) and can reach up to AP5 instead of AP3.The hammer is more like an AT weapon with a bayonet added onto it.
>>556369210Even stellaris has better animation lol
>>556372015no, I need to grind 2000 more SC for the new warbonds
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I know it's reddit but:>The Cyborgs alongside the automatons have repelled the (...)>https://www.reddit.com/r/HellDiversLeaks/comments/1qv1iwn/cyberstan_failure/
BFGL sucks against bots. At least on an open map with constant vision obscuring trash. Can't wait to try it on bugs though.
BFGL is fun
>>556373307I've been saying this is set up to fail to create pretext for zapping another planet
>>556373307Would makecernse if the Automatons won. It gives us a stake in the galactic war and makes them 10x more intimidating than the squids, not to me tion they'll have their clank star. Also, we'll have more planets with the factory world biome so losing seems very possible
>>556373850 (me)Make sense* not to mention* no idea what happened there>T. phone poster
>>556369210That's it? For such a successful game, you'd think they'd make the planet actually implode and send out a galaxy-wide shockwave or something instead of>hide object>change to black-and-yellow-fresnel-unlit shader>unhide object
>>556373307There's leaked stuff for if we win too, either way the outcome is the same: The bots make more factory worlds.
>>556373307Super Earth siege also had a cinematic for failure. Don't be a doom troon.
>>556358785That's called railroading and only SHIT GMs do that.>>556362396Just because he's a retard doesn't make you any less retarded and brown.
>>556372659Redacted just because the name thing for it is so cool. But the Coyote is one of the best primaries in the game.
>>556372659Dealer's choice. They are both excellent warbonds. If you're into stealth go redacted.
>that botted version of the family getting killed by bugs in the intro cinematic
The Automatons are getting their version of the Helldivers to fight back, right?
>Jet Brigade moved from Choohe to Chort Bay, increasing resistance by 1.5%
OH N-
The censor with a 30 rounder is my perfect gun.I just wish it wasn't surpressed, it ruins the the guns audio.
>>556375007TOTALBOTDEATH
>>556375007if automaton children were possible I would have made some already
>>556362339Muay Thai KNEE!
>>556375007Soulful
>>556375007>surprise update gets released>versus mode>you play as the automatons and fighting of a real squad of helldiversWould be kino
>>556374558I mean, that one was very obviously put together after the Win one got leaked. And with how obviously railroaded the siege was, its become more obvious that this was the case.Stating facts isn't being a doomer.
>>556375007What is this from? Looks like shit
>>556375554helldivers 2
>>556375516>spawn war strider>spawn war strider>spawn war strider
>>556375554https://x.com/helldivers2/status/2019440914188419190
>>556375516STOP ASKING FOR PVP FOR FUCKS SAKENO PVP
>>556375601>XCOM 2 versus with no point limit
What are currently the best planets for farming super credits ?
Companion app updated. Now we know how much time we have
>>556368292>He can’t click the heads
>>556375698What's wrong helldiver? Afraid of some... Difficulty?
>>556375771>only 13% lostI don't believe it, the bugfags alone should've drained 100k reserves on the first day.
>>556372659Redacted is only good if you like sneaking around but if you do then it’s amazing.
>>556364420Don't worry, more dispatches are coming to dissuade readitors from the march.
>>556375601why is everyone bitching and moaning about the war strider here? the whole thing is covered in armor 4 except for the greaves, just shoot him in the groin with whatever heavy weapon you have
>>556375771STOPFUCKING DYING
>>5563693213/4 again JOIN JOIN JOIN WE DOING "STEALTH"
>>556376037>100k out of 200 millionThat's just 0.05% in one day, negligible
I haven't played since Arc Raiders came out. Has the meta shifted at all? Last Warbond I got was Dust Devils, are any of the ones since then MUST HAVES?
so squids are just irrelevant now huh
>>556376415fuck off catnigger
>>556376447They're so easy I can do a Super Helldive against them while shitting in the next room
>>556370651new operation1 guy left3/4!join NOW
>>556376517>the robut fag is a redditor
>>556375546>that one was very obviously put together after the Win one got leaked.So Arrowhead spent time making cinematics for multiple outcomes because the war is rigged actually. Logic really checks out. You're totally not a delusional doom troon.
>They didn't vote to raise lesath?>Send the jeet brigade
>>556362339who dis clanka
>>556376818
>>556370651FULL AGAIN
>>556376415Siege breakers is top 2
>>556376992Just another episode of "Joel clearly didnt plan ahead" and gets mad when we dont fall for his obvious bait tactics to drag out the MO.Such a dogshit GM, I swear to god...
>>556376447Boring zombie horde and halo elites faction
>>556376517I though redd*t hated AI slop
>>556376517>>556377030did Bot Anon ever gave us a collection where every pic of her was in
>>556377167But remember "you influence the war"
>redacted regiment is fun >siege breakers is funAre we back to Warbonds not being complete dogshit?
I want a construction/mining or "ministry of expansion" themed warbond>primary: rebar gun - slugger with heavy pen, like 3 or 4 rounds per mag, mediocre range and accuracy>secondary: nailgun - med pen, piss poor range and accuracy, damage being pretty bad, high fire rate, good for emergency blasts but nothing else>armor passive: "equipment operator" - peak physique's ergo boost effect, could also have slightly more stamina, or make vehicles have a bit more health/handling/speed (or that could be a booster, been a while since we had a warbond booster that wasn't some sample collecting shit)>yellow/black hazard stripe skins for vehicles
>>556375007IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE IF THE ROLES WERE REVERESED
Automatons wives...
laser weapons are trash
Porn-addicted, testosterone-deprived coomtards get the rope alongside furfags and bugniggers.
I want to bring the spear on the bot front but why does it have to ignore those annoying sniper turrets? instead it can lock on to rocket striders which are chaff tierthe swiggers need to be castrated for this shit and thats not even mentioning the awful ammo economy
>>556378253Hjälp Cyberstan och få villa, vamp och vovve av staten. -Jonas af cyberblad
>>556376037You made me imagine some bugdiver maliciously killing himself over and over again to "own" the botchuds
>>556378457Traitors like you get roped first :)
>>556360242Change the cape and it all comes together nicely
>>556378387what's wrong with the laser pointer? it annihilates troopers, pops devastator heads, clears minefields in seconds, has no recoil and is incredibly easy to aim
I rly like shield grenade
>>556378457Holy mother of BASED
>>556378757boring piss beamgive it an overload mode that lets me atomize targets like it's 80s sci-fi slop
>>556378938
>>556379023>200mNo.
>>556378760me too, I plan to bring it with me every time on the bot front
>>556374145>send out a galaxy-wide shockwaveHow would that work, in an astrophysics sense? A series of intense gravity waves? Various gamma radiation? A pulse in the fabric of spacetime itself?
>>556378186We're not the ones grinding bots up to use as lubricant. We do that to the bugs.
>>556379297Who cares. We just used magic space goop to turn a planet into a black hole.
>>556375771>>556376037>>556378576>>556376082I will dive bug and squid planets.I will test out the new gear and die a lot.I will savage the MO.I will NOT give a fuck (it's Joel's fault).I will NOT show remorse.I will NOT be shamed by low IQ MOcvcks who think my actions matter.
>>556378760How is it actually in practice? Can't imagine it's good outside bots
>>556369321OVERgg hope you enjoyed your healthcare experiences
>>556365175I know it because today they threw in that retarded vote to raze the planet
>>556379297iirc gravitational shockwaves do actually happen galaxy wide irl when black holes collide so if the Star of piss could somehow rapid fire...
>>556379487>savagesabotage*
>>556379487>Bragging about being bad
>Idiot calls in Bastion on top of a rock formation that currently has bots dropping in it.>No one can get in and it wouldn't have any sightlines anyway, it can't fucking turn the space is so small.>Same retard 5 minutes later. "Tank kinda shit against D10 bots fr".Kill all zoomers
humans are le bad
>>556379709What is a Bastion?
the only thing worse than an over-hyped game is an over-hated game. they both have their downsides but I'd rather people blindly enjoy something than hate it because that's the popular thing to do. there's a chance for nuance to exist in the former but there's nothing but a graveyard pre-dug for the would-be meaningful discussions. the folks that hype a game likely play it, the ones that hate it login for maybe an hour? critique even when it's harsh is different than hate, what you're seeing surround helldivers is genuine hate and that muddy's the water for the actual feedback needed to improve the game.
>>556379862a miserable box of lies
>>556379862That robot from overwatch that everyone hated
>>556379643>>Bragging about being bad
>war strider laser shoots me in the head>instant death from full healthBut you people told me war striders can't kill?! That they're harmelss and easy?
>using the film camera to tape over incriminating evidence with footage of leandiver asses
>>556379862Do you even play the game?
Sound is so fucking broken, you don't even know what kills you now, you just die like that with no gunshots or anything.
>>556379380>we grind bugs into oil>bots grind humans into soupSo who grinds bots into lubricant?
I don't know why, but I feel like kicking any retard that has TnA mods installed.
>>556379862a tank destroyer
>>556380486TnA?
>>556379961>>556379643
>>556379915Blame discord. Worst thing to happen to gaming along with appealing to normies, browns, and chinks.
>>556380576Totally not Automaton
>>556372815Well, as a based chainsaw enjoyer, the hammer shits all over it.
>>556362339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOjRBa3XyxU
>>556372815Also, hammer kills don't count as melee unless you hit them with an expended hammer shot.
>>556380286Squids obviously baka
>>556375771>24,634,202 deaths>top player count so far this mo was 155,729>average of ~158 deaths per playerMy opinion of other players is pretty low, but damn.
>>556380576Fuck off ESL.
How do I get 4 levellers? This dupe glitch is weird in what it wants to lock and not lock.Any anon managed to figure it out?
>>556379487And you will play alone.
>>556381081rape colgate
>>556381008You know that only shows peak user activity and it's not the same 150k people every time
>>556381008>he thinks AH actually counts player deaths and doesn't just add a pre-determined amount every minuteDoesn't matter how well people play, all is going according to AHs vision
>>556381081caligula
>>556380576Tits n Ass.
>>556358785No one cares. The game doesn't need a "gamemaster" tweaking shit on the fly to railroad outcomes. Make it player driven and fuck off.
>>556381202This, even if people fully wiped it would be 24 deaths per mission, there is no way that has happened over a million times already
>>556381081I'd consider helping you out, but you posted tr*nime garbage so, instead, I'll tell you to kill yourself and go about my day playing with the glitch.
>>556381202I dont think Joel has "I win. You lose" levers. However, I do think he tries to rig things in his favor so people still have the illusion its player driven. The battle of Super Earth proves this. He desperately wanted his epic last stand in Sweden and China told him to go fuck himself and it threw everything out of wack for him. Its probably also why the sub plot to rebuild Super Earth has been all but forgotten because hes probably mad the players fucked it up and did a rugpull with the New York Supreme reconstruction as a petty form of revenge.
>>556380486but anon, the TnA mods only display for you if you're running them yourself.......
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243000064997/76561198039845988Domo Arigato D10 Robotos
>>556381718Based ChinaChads
>>556381651Anime website. Go back to redshit.
>>556381172Yeah, but it's the best number I have to split the deaths among. It's not so much about the actual death count per player so much as showing the bullshit levels of deaths happening when giving the most generous numbers possible. Either there's a group out there killing themselves over and over repeatedly just to fuck with the numbers, or the counter is rigged to make the Cyberstan push look cooler.
>>556380259Not in months
>>556381850Was honestly funny as fuck to watch china push the squids all the way back to the point the bar was completely blue.
>>556381008That's not unreasonable. It's been a couple days, so divide that in half for per day stats. If you're a 0 death chad, consider this number the top of the bell curve, and consider the shitters at the other side of the curve who can reasonably die hundreds of times a day. The math checks out.
>>556381008>MO has been active for 56 hours at this point>we have suffered a grand total of 25 million diver deaths in that time, give or take 100,000>that averages out to about 450,000 diver deaths per hour>assuming that there are 100,000 players active at any given time, each player is dying about 4.5 times per hour>if each mission lasts about 30 minutes, this means the average player is dying about 2-3 times per missionIf anything, the players are actually doing really damn good.
>>556381718At this point I'm fully convinced the entirety of Arrowhead hate their players. The balance team continually makes things that might be fun always have a "fuck you" downside, and try to intentionally obfuscate nerfs and mechanic changes. The narrative team has been trying to get us all to feel bad for all the enemies because they actually need us to UNDERSTAND the very obvious satire. The GMs are easily the most petty though and actively fuck with the players, and stomp their feet when things don't go their way. The community team especially hate their players with them openly saying they only really care about Discord and lowsodium, and filtering TO THE DEVS that all criticism is just raging racism or something. I have never seen such an antagonistic developer before, and I used to be a goddamn Halo fan.
>>556381850The only good bugs
>>556382002I genuinely don't get why you're here. This is probably the best update/warbond the game has had and you're still not playing. Fuck off from this general.
>tank is literally based on this>can't turn turretWhy are swedes like this?
>>556382310Only playing D10 I rarely see anyone with more than 2 deaths. Also holy shit gunships can't just be ignored now! They need to go their spawn rate though, most missions I see 4 max and usually fucking none spawn.
>>556382406I'm going to play tonight faggot.
>all these browns getting filtered by STUGkino
>>556382647>can't turn turretthere is no turret bozo, thats the point
>>556382647Would be too much fun if the tank wasn't dogshit in 95% of the situations
Help fight the bot menace of grind SC so I can get the new warbond?
>no super store for siege breakerseh? eh? eh??
To truly experience the grunt fantasy i never look at the state of the war or MO and just dive.
>>556381850Obviously they just cheated thoughever.
>>556382854coming february 10th
>>556382647To be fair our tanks are disposable and able to survive being clumsily airdropped
>>556382667You're still a retard. You haunt this general but don't know what the bastion is? Do everyone a favor and don't come back. I can already see you throwing your awfully positioned orbital napalm like the retard you are.
Despite Joel's attempt to slow shit down, we seem to be pushing at a good pace
Let's settle this once and for all...Talon or Senator?
lobby?
>>556382647>tank is literally based on a turretless tank>why doesn't it have a turret?Do you have braindamage?
>>556382927cope, maybe dont be such a lazy, bitter whiny little retard and you wouldnt be in the shadow China?
>>556382647So it needs 2 man to operate.Coincidentally it's Valentine's day soon, so have you asked your crush to man the tank with you yet?
>>556382957You're a miserable cunt.
>>556383158Ultimatum
>>556383209Kys bug"man".
if /goydivers2/ ever had a musical it needs to be thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUh2Y0R9x8NAPALM STICKS TO BOTS
>Siege Ready Armor still without question the best armor in the game
>>556379634however, such waves travel at lightspeed, meaning any 'shockwave' resulting from the creation of the black hole would not be felt until millenia(or more likely millions of years) in the future.
>>556383293NTA. I hope you have fun. Ignore the schizos.
>>556383098I'm wageslaving does the devastator mod up the rate of jeet devs or just add more normals to the pool.
Do you guys still use the Warp Pack?
>>556383351The ultimatum is so good that I'm thankful for the Leveler just giving me my secondary slot back. Now when I need an ultimatum I can just call it in.
>>556383098We were pushing 6.7% raw liberation rate late last night before the Jet Brigade bumped the resistance rate from 3% to 4.5%. If anything, it's impressive that we've increased the liberation rate in the face of that.
>>556383631>Shootin' women's lots of fun>Try killin' one that's pregnant, son>You'll get two for the price of one
This event has BTFOed the Super Earth event and we arent even at Cyberstan>actual stakes>a new free strategem>counter propaganda>actual gameplay modifersIm glad the devs learned from Super Earth, but damn it makes that event look pathetic in comparison. Squidcels should kill themselves NOW!
>>556384382>>actual stakes
>>556383292>needs 2 manIt's clunky but I've been successful using it solo on low and med difs. I haven't tried above d5 yet though.I do hope they add a more solo oriented tank at some point in the future. Maybe give it armor between the exos and the bastion.
>>556382647It isn't based on the S-tank, it has zero similarities.
>>556370651GGs
>>556384568>solo oriented tankneverthat is not happeningdon't be retarded
I am still running the ODST armor
>>556384568>solo oriented tankthat's what the exos are for anon...
>>556385015This.
Am I going crazy or did they stealth buff the range of environmental explosions? Using the hammer to blow up fabs and then running away and I've noticed that even in a full sprint in light armor I get caught at the edge and ragdolled anywayUnavoidable without warp or jump packThose spore balls too. Played enough to know when i'm too close and then I do a few games today and i'm close enough to get ragdolled and slowed
>>556384382>actual stakesDOSE had an inverse element where we weakened the fleet on its way to Super Earth. Now we are the invaders. If you look at the Cyberstan leaks, you will see how our assault mirrors the Super Earth invasion (but we're the baddies.) I actually rather like it, and think it enhances the DOSE narrative rather than diminishing it. I am looking forward to killing communist cyborgs in their rightfully defended homes.
>>556385372The razing lesath thing makes it extremely un-subtle.
>>556363905https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/554787357/#554789382
>>556384945Well yeah, your legs cant break while wearing them.
>>556385661hehheheheheh
>>556383158I like the senator for pushing a Hulk's shit in
>>556385661I still wish they also negated damage from higher drops, or at the very least gave the legs damage resistance. I just want to be able to drop out of bases without taking that bit of chip damage because I'm three feet above the no-damage threshold.
>>556385554the point is to not be subtle, the pre-update trailer mirrors the one for the Super Earth invasion
>>556385290Yea I've noticed bot mines going off from a bit further away, I thought it was just me.
>>556383293>>556383841You're just a retard. You somehow lurk here but are completely uniformed. You don't need to be playing games. Focus on whatever minimal brain power task you need to accomplish whether that's learning how to stop burning burgers are finishing your remedial classes.
I forgot how absolutely cancerous fighting bots on low visibility worlds is.
>>556386035I forgot to turn my fog reducer mod back on and holy shit is it awful.
>>556385015Really need a faster lightly armored mech with jump jets. Maybe just give it the chainsaw for left arm and an AMR for the right.
Squid front status?
>>556386035Take the newly buffed GL pill. You don't need to aim for heads when you can just fire up into the dropship and wipe everything before it touches the ground.
>>556386330that's what the spear is for
>>556383693if they were strong enough waves to bend space thus making the waves more or less FTL it might, but that would also possibly mean the entire galaxy would be warping around
>Chinese/Japanese teammate uses shield grenade on me while I hold the line.Me sucka you 2 incha chinchin arigaytoo.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243004096156/76561197995757904super yiffinhelldive
>autocannon sentry tries to shoot down a dropship instead of a hulk charging right for it
kill yourself
>>556386918Yiff in Helldivers!
The day you draw your last breath will be the day the world becomes a better place.
>>556387147Okay, friend.
>>556386995Is the rocket sentry the only one that uses your tagged target?
What's the difference between a cyborg and an automaton?
>four Incineration Corps units on the map>a third Jet Brigade on Aurora BayAre we biting our nails yet?
>>556387504robot vs organic entity that was modified
>>556387504Cyborg=human with mechanical augmentsAutomaton=all robot
>>556387552>>556387565That sounds horrifying
>>556387504They are both enemies of Managed Democracy and must be exterminated.
>>556386327Raped & Gaped
>>556387660Nah it's fine.
>>556386995>laser sentry still shoots dropships until it overheats instead of literally anything else
>>556387504Russy
The automatons aren't 100% robotic though.
>>556386918failed to join
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243006329425/76561198026977961bots 10 2/4
>>556387870Kids are cruel Jack!
>>556387801Laser goes well along with the AT sentries. By itself it just overheats.
>>556378387Leadbelcher. Slugthrower. Bullet tossing ape. Lasers are the civilized man's weapon. The Light of Freedom. The Gold Line that separates a man & a filthy degenerate
>>556388295>tourist lobby
>driving for other people is one of my favorite vidya things to do>playing tank driver in hell let loose is the best>mfw hd2 tank has designated driver
>>556364475>more "humans are le heckin bad guise!!!" slop is the last thing this game neededWhat part of :>"If the enemy attempts diplomacy, SHOOT THEM! We mustn't believe their lies."Didn't you understand, helldiver?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243007077539/d10 bots or something
>>556385015If they removed the limits on bringing them I would be inclined to agree, but as they are now they're too limited.
>>556388939fvll
>>556353126"are we the baddies" faggots out in force.We're the good guys, we always were and always will be.
>>556387773Why don't the cyborgs wear shirts in the cold?
>Humans are the bad guys!And?
Is botdiving the best Terminator game ever made?
>>556389202They're slavs
So we're actually just going to be on cyberstan with over half reinforcements still available by friday afternoon i guess
>robots that grind up humans into meat mush insist they're not going to hurt anyone>media literacy crowd takes this as proof they're harmless puppies just defending themselvesEvery time
>>556389767>>556389202they speak finnish and swedishthey're accustomed to cold
>>556389628We need a bone/skull wasteland to really get that vibe
>>556389797
>>556383873More jeet devs.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243000064997/76561198039845988Killing Clankers on Acid planet
>incel corps no matter where we go next>improved bot accuracytomorrow is going to be entertaining
>>556384382There are strong implications that super earth invasion didn't go way they wanted it to go orginally. AH didn't like design of squid units they were working on. Then there was whole voting for next president. Most likely their orginal vision was invasion happens and cultists are part of it. We get apc and by end we vote for new president. But they couldn't get anything to work. So we got neutered event
>>556389789Don't worry Joel will put up a meaningless minor order on a bug planet that offers no rewards soon
>>556390468Incels we're hard regardless becouse shotgun didn't care about accuracy. Or flamethrower. But it will be even more brutal. Espesily if there is incel warstraiders.
>>556389202I strongly doubt they can feel said cold... or much of anything else for that matter.
>>556390795holy ESL
>>556382647It's not a tank. It's assault gun
>>556385554I do wish Joel would be a little more subtle. I feel like the most based thing he could do is never officially reveal the Cyberstan death star. It was leaked by data miners, and everything else so far has been "we have intelligence which suggests they have weapons of mass destruction" propaganda. Wouldn't it be neat if they never even stole the plans, and this was all imperialist projection and doublethink? This would also allow him to claim that he used the data miners, which he notoriously hates for undermining his narrative, to progress his narrative.
>>556382310They finally lowered the difficulty >>556391070
>>556390438Room for 1 more
>>556390968That's a tank, not a gun.
i wonder what poker night with General Brash and the Democracy Officer is likewhat do you think they play? Super Texas Hold' Em or Super Omaha?
Uhh... Guys?
double edged scythe when?
Leakniggers get the rope
Are the new missions fun?Is there anything in the warbond aside from the trident that's good?
>>556365714idk anon i think the robots who stuff civilians in cages and mutilate them might have a point
>shield nade says "sticky">doesn't stick to fucking anythingWhat a meme.
>>556391339It's always dealer's choice, and Brasch always chooses to hold em.
>>556391627sticky means it won't bounce from the unclimbable surfaces like the stratagem beacon
>>556390468>incel corps>devastator bullet hell mode
>>556391339They play the greatest game ever made Riichi Mahjong.
Do you think the automatons can say "Nigger"?
>>556391548MEAT is goodThe heavy armour is 175 armour, so it's something.The hammer and GL are both fun to use and don't suck.
>>556391070>Wouldn't it be neat if they never even stole the plans, and this was all imperialist projection and doublethink?The end text of the last MO suggested this in an extremely un-subtle way as well. Super Earth put the plans on Clasa then conveniently found them right where it put them. Even the operation being called Valid Pretext is an obvious jab at how said pretext was a false flag.
>feeding the tank a carry able item resupplies itunironically they need to keep that feature
>>556392195AI Darth Vader could in Fortnite. So yes.
>>556392442They had to coax it out of him. Im saying can the bots say it on command or even unprompted?
>>556392321Maybe I will buy the bond after all. Cool.
>>556391371is this even a leak or just a random hacker kitbash of a walker and gunship parts
>>556391548Hammer and Trident are GOAT'd
>>556393421hacker kitbash for sure but looks fun
>>556393421actually looks like strider chinguns but whatever
>>556379558Blocks melee so it’s really good against stalkers etc
>>556393425It pairs well with the Talon as a sidearm.
Does this mean we have to take Merga IV now..?
Is the horse armor not out yet? don’t see it listed on any of the wiki pages
>>55639445810th
>Vehicle repair tool secondary or strategem >Vehicle resupply strategemFucking do it
>>556393425The hammer killing a heavy just hits different.It's objectivly a retarded AT weapon that has pretty much no reason to be used over EATs, but i like it.
>>556391339Shitpants
>>556394585Currently you can reload the tank by carry carriable object into gunner seatSo I think they have that in mind
>>556394585Rep-80, please.
>>556394436Nah, we're going for Aurora Bay because it means smashing the Jet Brigade factories along the way.
Reminder: the chainsaw currently does 900/450, not 450/225.
These shield-memes are alright actually.
>>556394865It does?
>>556394753No you can't.
we can take wither the merak route which will result in malevelon creek 2 and 3 OR the aurora bay route which includes city bots and a desert planet
>>556395143Yes. Tested and mathematically verified.
>>556395249this lil nigga thinks players can affect the story in any way
Fucking host stole my tank. When I asked him to get out he kicked me. Legit seething with rage now
>>556395440that's what you deserve for not playing with /hdg/ we are the only players you need
>>556395249nah it wont, we're bending bot girls over and raping them to death, little botgals too, this campaign we're completing the Geneve achievements list
>>556388939gg
>>556395440judging by your reaction you deserved it. A real man would have ulatimatumed the tank and the host and said nigger in chat before leaving
>>556390636I don't think Cultists were meant to come out at Super Earth, but I do agree it was neutered by...something behind the scenes.I think Cultists are meant to come out when Squ'ith ruins are officially added. Mostly because it thematically fits AHs narrative of Super Earth being galactic bullies, as now they're "wrongfully" persecuting (((((peaceful))))) religious aliens. Desecrating their hoky grounds, raiding their cemeteries, things like that. This will be much funnier if its after an Illuminate civil war>"We have destroyed the barbaric remnants of our former kin. And hearby outlaw the heretical practice of converting innocent humans into abominations">AAHHHH, SPOOKY ALIENS, BOMBS AWAAAYYYY>"I honestly don't know what I was expecting"
>>556395552does anyone ever host/play on d6 tho? i'm kinda new, only had the game for a month now. i don't want to embarrass myself on d10...
>Arrowhead trying to make us feel bad for botsDid they forget bots blend people up into goop for fuel and gun down fleeing citizens or something?
>>556395343
In a universe of aliens humans can never be the bad guy. Human supremacy forever
>>556396230
>>556396204they're doing the european thing again where they want to criticize america but end up making not-america fight evil incarnate but they still want you to hate america
>>556396230Go test it yourself, but the TL/DR is it can kill behemoth chargers in under 2 seconds if you catch the head, back, or butt. Upon noticing that I did hours of testing on various enemies with various armor combinations, and every single one mathematically lined up exactly with 900/450 instead of 450/225.
>>556396203we don't mind playing with new divers here
>>556396203play on d8. that's the relaxed difficultyits not really that different
>>556395868This is what I do. Steal my shit and I make it my personal mission to murder you until you kick me.
Are gunships back?
>>556394436>Jeets and incels on both planets nowJoel is a fag
>>556396864Ive seen them fucking people up lately and theyve nearly done me in too. Theyre an actual threat now it seems.
>>556395249Aurora bay simply to rape the jeet brigade. Come the fuck on, Merak is 6% decay and Aurora is 3.13% plus the jet brigade factories. Are they that retarded to put the event at stake for a shitty creek meme (that isn't even the Creek anyway)
Hey, is the Trident also considered "silenced" like all other laser weapons?
>>556382828shitter self report
>>556368692I found that by having qBitTorrent running makes Gameguard not give a fuck ever. Probably works with other Torrent clients too
>>556396864Genuinely got my shit rocked when they spawned close to a jammer
>>556396730Il try it out next time i play, though i don't know all the numbers and math and will just have to feel how it deals with heavies now.
The bot accuracy buff has single handedly turned me from a bugnigger to a botnigger.
>>556397284Laser weapons arnt silenced.
The only problem I have with the tank is that whenever I call it in, a gorillion patrols just happen to spawn in and focus it down directly. Once you get into the tank it's a cakewalk depending on your driver/shooter
>>556396203join a /hdg/ lobby, we make D10 fun
Nerftroon status?
>>556396769d4 is what i've been comfortably doing solo. d6 is relaxed with frens. my experienced fren will queue up d9 and d10 sometimes for our group, but it feels so chaotic and stressful. just got the redacted stealth armor last night, that's pretty good for being sneaky. still feel like i'm learning the best loadouts and things.
>>556397668Untrue! For some reason all laser weapons, at least at the time of redacted regiment dropping, were internally "silenced", if I understand it right it was because of some flagging on laser projectiles, both beam and not, or something, S'why most pubbies got away with using the quasar real close to the enemy, even though I'm fully aware none of the laser weapons are even remotely quiet.
>>556396389This is honestly why space fascism works so well. We actually DO have an evil OTHER to demonize & unify against
>>556398135>this is what humanity is afraid of
>>556398105Wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzRjs6M6IE8
>>556395440>wanting to be the druck instead of gunner.Why? You deserve the kick.
>>556396204Don't forget that time they destroyed a children's hospital.
>>556396864They are like flying war striders now. But their spawn rate is atrocious.
>>556386918Thx for hosting!!
>>556396203Dw groomable, rapeable newfren. We'll show you the "ropes" on D10.
>>556398341>testing as the hostimmediately nullified
>>556398480ok but did you know that humans are le bad
>>556396864gunships are ok now. gunship fabs still take years to spawn one
Was the tech girl always brown or did they Netflix her? I could have sworn she wasn't this dark before.
>take FOUR (4) mines >make whole team MAD
just got back from work, how's the front?>>556364461based, shoot 'em good
>>556398881everyone on the ship was a mutt from day one anon don't kid yourself.even (you), are a mutt. just put on Peak Phisyque and check.
>>556398995Saaar, YOU PUT THEM ON TOP OF THE PLATINUM BARS YOU DALIT PAKISTANI BENCHOD
>>556398753>Host is the only time the game works properlyWhy do you even need silenced weapons when you play the game on easy mode?
>>556398995I have retards complaining about a single field of gas mines. I shoot them in the face and emote over their corpse.
>>556398995anon you placed them right on the objective of course they'd be madI only didn't die that mission because I saw that and simply did not go down to carry the platinum at all and just kept killin bots from the cliffs.
>>556398995>welcome >_< take a seat wherever
>>556398995You didn't hug me back, serves you right I'm mad >:(
>>556387468Wait, does it? I thought it was just mortars. I've got to try it out.
>>556364283>throw shitfit 100 years ago>the fighting stops>throw shitfit 100 years afterbots should have just literally fucked off and terraformed another galaxy
>>556399117>>556399280>>556399326>>556399250what choice did I have...?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VtzR9l3QJw
>>556398693>>556397886ok i'm excited! i will try to join the next one, but i do have to bake a cake at some point today...
>>556399639If you're willing I can make a lobby right now
>>556399639>bake a cakeok you're being too feminine stop now you're scaring me
>>556398995>takes 5 mines
>>556399681yeah ok! i'll start up my game!
>>556399415I thought it did. But maybe it's just a coincidence. Now I want to test myself.
>>556399769youre right I could take 5 if I bring grenade slot mines maybe i'll take the explosive armor too
>>556399786steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243016293357/Newfren grooming lobby
>>556399459I have no idea what you're trying to say with this.
>>556399957i can't make you understand the humor you either laugh or lose
>>5563999232/4, help out the newfren!!
>>556399639Post pics of the cake in the thread when you're done.
>Helped a minigun using teammate by tossing a bubble shield at his feet
>>556400125I think you're the one that lost. Some brain cells.
>>5563999233/4, filling up fast
RELEASE THEMARUUUUGH ROOOOWRF ROOOOWRF ROUUUUH RUUUUH ROOOOWRF BOOOOWRF
>>556400290Me when a chink did earlier for me this while I was using BFGL.
>join game>2 nigcels with GL+supply pack>leave game
>>556400537Did you give him lizardfish as thanks?
>>556400537I had a stroke reading that but yea it's pretty fun tossing it at a teammate whose about to get shot to shit. I did fuck up one time with it so far, I tried to save a dude and tossed it a little too ahead of him and he ended up point blanking it with his purifier and dying. He didn't shoot me in the back of the head thankfully.
this leadup to cyberstan is already 100x better than the half assed super earth invasion slop
>>556398092you need to play at least d6 so you get purple samplesdesu d4 is really dull. I can play d10 but I dont like the intensity because half the time im listening to or watching a video
>>556399923FVLL
>>556400910Bots>bugs>squids
>>556400290I fucking hate that it's thrown underhand. Completely fucks my aim.
>>556399923>>556400963Have fun Newfriend
>>556365897They were enslaved and forced into the mines the moment super earth won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qm3WsAB_aUAre we, yes, WE, ready to kill every cogger on cyberstan?
>>556383158Talon is superior now that we have more heavy pen
>>556401096Underhanded and it's a bit heavy, I've seen it stick sideways on spots it shouldn't which makes the bubble slightly lower. I ended up messing around with it in D1 to get a better feel for throwing it.
>>556399868And EruptorAnd Ulti
>>556401417shield grenades are better than smoke in every way but throw range the shield prevents you from getting hit and doesnt obscure your view, you can throw them and run just as well as smoke
How come this isn't a dead game?
>>556401553yea but smokes literally renders you invisible to botsshields can break
>>556401631>I don't like it so no one canInfantile mindset.
>>556400856He probably realized you were trying to help and accidentally'd
>>556401631good management of hype, and also the fact that people can literally play how they want with no fomo, so taking a break doesn't mean anything other than you got a lot of cool shit to come back to when you're ready
>>556401631because despite all of /hdg/'s incessant, endless bitching it's actually fun
>>556401631The core of this game is so good that even with swedes as our developer they haven't found a way to ruin it completelyBasically, it's fun
Why is /hdg/ slurping this "event"? Literally nothing is happening or is different.
>>556401698Who are you quoting?
>>556389202They look like 200lbs of bird shit
>>556399326damn bitch, you live like this?
>>556401674The only thing invisibility is ever used for is peeping on woman.You're a pervert.PERVERT ALERT!
>>556401969BECAUSE I WANT TO KILL THINGS AND THEY ARE POINTING ME IN A DIRECTION THAT LETS ME KILL THINGS
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243019021002/76561198878711915d10 lobby decides
>>556401969You don't play the game.
>>556401553I've run under convoys and bonked em with smoke. Shield gen cannot compete with the versatility of smoke at fucking all.
>>556402180Tell me what the event is then.
>>556401969Because bots hit me back and I can smash them with a giant explosive mallet
>we get to fight both incels and jeets soon
>>556402252I'm not spoonfeeding you, retard.
>>556402178FULL
So..... is CyberSneed going to be an actual, lived in city with civies running around or are they taking the easy route?
>>556402602>I don't have an answer
>>5564021782/4>>556402736nope
>>556402252the game is literally 23.5 GB you fucking mongoloidplay the fucking game
>>556402829see again>>556402180
>>556403134>>556403119>Can't answer
>>556402750why would there be civvies? humans get turned in to machines, the whole "come join us for freedom" is just to lure people in.
>>556402750The leaks make it look like mega factories aren't really cities, so no shooting bot civilians for us.Man I hope we get a Prevent Evacuation mission where we need to destroy emergency bunkers full of cyborg civies before the bots can evacuate them
>>556402252new objectives, new warbond, and new modifiers to maps, like surges of a particular enemy type. this is also the first time we're headed to fight to crush an enemy capital, the opposite of what happened with the super earth invasion. This is also the first time we have the ability to fail a MO early, since we now have limited lives.
>>556401969make sure the rope is tight enough doomtroon
>>556402750>Fleeing Cyborg civilians that give you credits when shot Would be hilarious but swedes would never
>>556403328>why would there be civvies? humans get turned in to machinesRedditor headcanon.
>>556403401>not new>not new>not new>small gameplay feature>meaningless>perpetuating the "failing MO" memeso the event is just cope then
>>556403601>gets btfo'd>keeps copingkek
>>556401969Because while nobody actually gives a shit about playing exterminator on bugs, and squids are half assed... Bots have personality and people get invested in fighting them. Through zero fucking effort from Arrowheads part mind you; they've done their best to neuter and make bots as easy and brainless as possible up until now. People like an enemy that has personality and can fucking fight back. Squids will probably win some favor when they get actual units too.
I think the major update will be called "Heart of Tyranny"
>>556403680>automated reply
>>556401969>>556402252>>556403601>>556403802The Raped
>>556402308>SWEDJANKkek
>>556402750They should add cyborg civilians that give you +5 requisition per kill
>>556403860Where's the content for this new event?
>>556400793No I hummered his 2 incher as stated earlier.>>556400856Yeah I really fucked up that post. That's what I get for being a toilet tablet poster.
>>556402750I want to slaughter non-combatant bots that are just loitering around.
>>556404250>That's what I get for being a toilet tablet poster.WHERE IS YOUR SHITBUCKET SOLDIER
>>556404159Fr fr ong content doku unc!!Kill yourself.
>>556399754>cooking is feminine
>>556404797>cooking is not feminine
https://youtu.be/8finyaXJytY
>>556404791Mindbroken.
>>556404938the best 100 chefs in the entire world are all menthe notion of cooking being feminine is a psyop meant to discourage people from doing it so they eat goyslop instead.
>>556405141>t. poor goy who has to cook for himself
I think what's going to happen on this arc is we reach Cyberstan, fail to liberate it, bots counter and we lose the adjacent planets, and Cyborg become part of the automaton faction enemies from the bots setting up factories on their newly conquered planets and using dead HelldiversMaybe well get another Super Earth defence arc this year as well, but with bots.And then it holds and we get a 12 month long Illuminate arc where they introduce the Illuminate temples, cultists and council membersBookmark this post and set a reminder for next year
>>556403471
My mom cooks for me. :)
>>556405141The best woman athletes are also men.
>>556405461Show proof then. (You can't)
Every moment spent cutting one another down and baiting eachother about stupid shit is another moment you can never, ever get back. And then one day you'll look back, see what you've wasted, and have a sudden desire to put the end of a shotgun in your mouth.
>>556362339i can't wait for the inevitable gooner mod for femborgs
>>556405725laughing is never a waste of time but don't let that stop you
>>556404938Lord Baden Powell says you aren't a true man if you can't do shit like for yourself like cook and mend clothes. Cucked yourself into an existence where you're reliant on others, good job retard
>>556405516based and same
>>556405701>bio-processor side objective>used body parts on maps>"oil" is blood colored>>556387870and this
>>556406148>Nonsensical logicI bet you think dinosaurs are cars
>>556406148Fuel isn't machinery, anon...
>>556406221>proof>"nu uh"how was middle school today?
>Joel put the liberation resistance up and added supply lines to cyberstanOh boy, I can't wait for the myriad of defence missions that will come as a result of his jimmies being rustled.
>>556405015You own nothing.
>>556406420Fuel is machinery now?
>>556406221>I bet you think dinosaurs are carsI yabba dabba don't like what you're implying.
>>556405217Nta but I live in bumfuck no where (by choice) so it was either learn to cook or eat premade trash like the mongoloids. Inb4 the woman cooks. Implying I would allow a bleeder to inhabit my lair.
maxigun lowkirkenuinely fun on devastator surge
>>556406924explain the brain image
>>556407001Are you pairing it with shield grenades?
>>556407001Would use it more if the sound wasn't absolute ear rape
>>556407065>Concept art not in the game
The devs should kill themselves for not have crossprogression yet
>>556407285jeet
>>556407257decimal point iq >>556362339
>>556407845>No argumentConcession accepted.
>>556407646???
>>556407897>pulls the "nuh uh" again
>>556408004>Pulls the no argument again
>>556408213It's funny because apparently we do the same thing to retirees and old folks.
>>556408318Media literacy bros?
I hope the newfag had fun and didn't have anyone too autistic in his lobby.I understand newbies saying that high difficulties are stressful, and I hope he got a good example of how fun they can be.
>>556408291
>>556408434>>556407897
>>556408318keyword - volunteering
>>556408478>>556407897
>>556408213>innocentTheir labor enables Super Earth's genocidal imperialism. >>556408318We should do this to old people irl and fix the unsustainable western pension system. Also browns
>>556408509>volunteering for an "early trip"And the line before that is, "Too old to be productive?"If medical issues don't get you first, you're going in the goo vat either way eventually.
>>556408631Remember when i said you couldnt prove anything? Thanks for proving me right.
>>556408509The colonists volunteered to be re-purposed after settling on rightful Automaton clay.
>>556408710
did they up the demo force of eagle cluster bomb? its smashing fabs for me now
>>556408809>>556408710
>>556408903>>556408710
>>556403601whathow are new objectives not new? we've never had "bank the motes" before. Also, it's not even a failing MO meme either, it's just a new way TO fail it. It's a pretty generous life limit too, we'd have to lose 30 million a DAY to run out before the MO ends.
Why do redditors get so upset when you dont buy into their fanfic about this game?
>>556408509>t. your state sponsored medical insurance representative.
lobby idea 4 tanks 12 mines
>>556409068erm........ who would gun the tanks?
>>556402750There's no civilians in killing machine society... Insane how retards think there's anything even remotely redeemable about bots, bugs or squids
>>556409068
new bread doko
I hate the annoying niggers shitting all over the thread.Get a room faggots
>>556409228obviously we summon the tanks one by one, we take turns driving, shooting, and tossing mines we change seats based on cooldowns
>>556409248>redeemableI was holding out these swedes wouldnt be lazy fucks for once and actually portrayed Helldivers/Super Earth as bad guys in the actual game instead of discord posts and reddit memes.
>>556409323sóyrage
>>5563999233/4 again, one rapid acquisition mission
>>556403601>doesn't play the game>finds out that game is still game>still doesn't play the gamelooking for rope?
>>556404159>>556405015The Raped
>>556409323>check the thread for lobbies>the last 200 posts are nothing but pure shit flinging that were clearly typed by the terminally ESL or the borderline illiterate What the fuck? Where did they all come from? I'm aware of one or two habitual shitposters that come around every content drop to jeetpost but this is surreal. Is this what cognitive decline in real time feels like?
>>556409050It's not a community that is very good at engaging with conflicting ideas. An unironic Ministry of Truth over there.
>>556410183warbond tourists
>>556410183it's been that way since the 60 day patchyou voted for this
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243025591518/76561199586955078any
>>556410183It's always been like this, in fact the thread quality has increased believe it or not
>>556409975This unit could probably extract my biomass, if ya know what I mean
>>556410347Hi smoke funds. Rope soon?
>>556410427FVLL
>>556410427fvll
>>556410558i don't get it
>>556400528Constitution better one shot them or I'm rioting
>>556410183More browns come online every single day. The signal:noise ratio is becoming so low that soon we'll need a new Internet just so white discourse can occur again.
Help I'm addicted to exploding bot drops with the Portable Hellbomb. It's too good.
>>556410778I mean that cat could get the cream, know what I mean?
>>556410962Dairy is bad for cats, actually.
>>556401631pve
>>556410607>/hdg/eddit namedropping reddit microcelebs nowGrim beyond imagination
>>556411168Cats can have a little treatBut I still don't understand what the cream euphemism means
>>556410842Inshallah my friend. Do you also bring Democracy Protects armor?
>>556411168She would not have to toil for my oil, if you prefer.
>>556399923GGs
>>556401195it was fun!! >>556400163thx for hosting! <3 >>556400240ok i will post pics, but it's going to take like an hour in the oven or something... cya guys later i guess!
>>556337361Don't listen to these shitters, just take smoke and mobility. You will have a blast. It is 200% viable.
Imagine being an Asses of Cremation fan. Keep chasing that MMO dragon. I'm sure your 45 year old ass will eventually relive those old glory days of vanilla WoW
>>556400947the bottleneck seems to be the rare orange samples reeeeeee
>>556411483no, I'm addicted to B-01. it's too sexy
You can now save yourself from explosion with shield grenade no
>>556411343so THIS is the nerftroon whos been spamming the thread for the past year
>update tourism so bad they're namedropping literal who nobodies
the nerftranny cries out as it strikes you
I just play GoyDivers2 and dont care about any namefagging niggerfaggot dicksuckers
>>556412354Poopdickschizo fallacy.
>implying this entire board isn't just edgy reddit
>>556411343Literally who?
>>556412814Yeah right?
>>556412354>>556411679go back
>>556412771>>556412873hi smokefunds!
>>556412904Not until people can behave
>>556412904Why bother? r/helldivers is right there with the same posters
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243027825899/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>556408831Didn't it get to include bigger bombs with the stratagem upgrade for more bomblets?
>>556413504Alive game.
New>>556414071>>556414071>>556414071
nerftroon discordnigger lobby
