>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>556270379
>>556367679Look who made our thread for us.
>>556367679Sex with Duchess mains
Wylder and Duchess
Nioh 3 tomorrow
*abandons you when you need it the most*
thread jeeted
>>556368387That game is going to sell so many copies.
get fcked nerd
>>556368373>Nioh but with no significant improvements to combat and open worldslopI sleep.
>>556368623Worked for Elden ring
dogshit duchess ults
>>556368387>>556368451that blurry 20fps shitfest was too embarrassing to show last sponsored game ad shilling event nintendies will always get humiliated at every possible opportunity
>randoms take ALL the seals>half ass the round because I have no fucking spells (rev)>try to pick up literally anything to catch up>lmao castle trolls, you're dead lol>bird leaves>throw what little I found on the ground, fuck you.>taker dies to day 1. I leave them there, fuck not given>"penalty has been waived because someone left">-100 pointsI shouldn't have reinstalled. fuck this game and fuck randoms. let me invade these cunts.
>>556368451you're triggering him please be considerate
>>556368797The difference being ER had a good open world for the most part meanwhile Nioh 3 s will be a soulless and uninspired copy
so what will be next for fromsoft after dusksharts crashes and burns
>>556368891trishjeet sisters... our cope?
>>556369228Elden GOTY 2
>>556369042Nioh devs are probably trying their best. It won't be good enough but they were never known as good devs.
>>556369042so... just like every other nioh
>>556369042Even though niohs combat is far superior to soulsI do think the open map will probably be crap like every open world game though but whatever
>>556369303Nioh 1 and 2, and past Team Ninja games were great, but a lot of their output recently, since 2 has ranged from bad to mediocre. Nioh 3 just screams "break glass in case of emergency" after numerous flops, and the decision to go open world is purely because FS went there. >>556369454Said no one, ever.
>>556369684Those games were pretty bad because Team Ninja have always been pretty bad devs.
gg mega dog>>556369251i disagree with druggie duchess ulti is sooo good i have defeating enemies 0/1 to spam it
niohsissies getting upset
>>556369683'muh depth' doesn't matter when it lacks weight, which it does.
>>556368623>>556369042>>556369683>>556369684>open world slopElden Ring and Genshin Impact did a number on gaming in general by being so successful.
gg dog
Even though it was ubislop and far cry 3 that ushered in the era of puddle deep open world maps with things and stuff littered over it
>>556369851That's not what they meant by that post ESL brownoid
>>556369851>1 flaskAre you ever going to improve as a player
>>556370404i grabbed 0 flasks because i had no negation and anything dog does would one shot me
Executor
>>556370404>>556369251rude and rent free, what did trish do to deserve such bullying?
Revenant can get hurt by her own summoned mimic balls...
>>556370525Yet you used 3 flasks retard
>>556370745Only because I tanked one of his nukes with my ulti because idgaf
ED balancers should be permanent, I prefer them way more than normal balancers
>>556370662they're my fans i think!
gg pepe
>>556369851hey i'm the one who thinks duchess ult isn't insane, not druggie anondon't lump me in with him it's rude you fucking spic retard
>>556370662>>556371137deserved + you seem upset
>>556371262>killing every field boss in like 7 seconds with the ulti relic is badsilly!
>>556370662Defended marais/vengeance relic cheaters.
>>556371423how does duchess ult kill field bosses?
>>556371602There's a bunch of mobs near nearly every field boss for ez stacks on killing while invis
Suck a tannies dick bitch
>>556371602It doesn't. He's jobbing with a relic.
>>556371674oh you're talking about the attack up during ult line not just saying duchess ult is goodi'm sure you're cutting enemies in half after you kill the 3 dogs next to a field boss, insane strat
>>556371902>oh you're talking about the attack up during ult line not just saying duchess ult is goodnope both things>i'm sure you're cutting enemies in half after you kill the 3 dogs next to a field boss, insane stratexactly, sometimes even a bunch of crabs
>>556371423>>556371674>>556371902Its great with a Scholar in the party
>>556371902>>556371785trash is operating under the assumption that every one conviently has +0/+1 ult on kills and everything else they need on their totally not edited relics
>>556372221lmao come on, that's such a basic effect
>>556372221He's probably used to cutting bosses in half is all. Everyone does use kills build art that much is true.
>>556370662>'cordfaggot>latinx>laggy as fuck in-game>avatarfag (with shit characters at that)>talks like a fag>thinks practicing and getting good at the game are worse than cheating power of marais and vengeance into your relicsAll in all, prime blocklist and lolcow material.
>>556372096that madness poi was a nightmare im gonna start killing everything before triggering the invaders from now on
>>556372319>>556372335ult on kills is a strong effect that you want on all characters but having both 0/+1 on duchess while having attacks on art up and having the rest of the duchess ensemble is unrealistic since she's the most relic thirsty character in the gamepost relics and post hours
ggs fulghor
>>556372387lmao you're so salty about that, did you practice that post in freere*gn
>>556372567We all use it.
>>556372625i don't
>>556372567>since she's the most relic thirsty character in the gameNot even close, sure she has the highest highs when it comes to DPS but some characters don't even feel complete without relics like Scholar or Guardian. Duchess just werks out of the box.
>another dickhead randoms two rounds in a rowblocked and uninstalled again. kill yourself
>>556373204uh oh shitter melty!
>>556373384The sad part is the scenario mentioned probably never even happened.
fuck you
>>556373532You won't do shit, but thanks for the free entertainment lolcow
odds I queueeven I sleep
>>556373020the only duchess that works out the box is balancer duchess and that just werks for literally every character - even then you need invlun + faith respec alongside your damage ups
>>556373550Well obviously.
I think Trish is a dumb shitposter but a cool dude
>>556373782You dont 'need' either of those things though, she has the best dodge in the game, the restage invun is just an extra safety net on top of that.
>>556374135no, restage invuln is the single best relic line in the game outside of night invadersonly druggie anon would disagree
>>556374338Its really good. I use the free version on the balancer relic for my builds. Every character having that effect is so good.
>>556374135playing skill duchess without the faith respec is just asking to be forced into melee when you run out of FP a third of the way into a strong field boss' HP
>>556374481oh no, attacking with my blade of calling while having faith respec what will I do?
>>556372602I still don't know what this freere*ign you speak of is.
>>556370081Even though The Witcher 3 did it
>>556374338The argument was "relic hunger," not what the best relics in the game are. What you meant to say is she has some of the best DoN relic effects, but again, she works just fine and is not borderline unfunctional like some other characters without relic cope. >>556374481>fast dex weapons>40+ dex>still has the best dodge>what are startlight shards lol
>>556374687Thats when you go to the bar or ballgame without underwear on. Give the boys the free reign, or let the girls clap.
I alt f4 on birds
>thread reported for being a discord troll group. goodbye.
>>556374481I'm sorry but in practice, skill duchess kills any field bosses way before running out of FP as long as her teammates are not just sitting there being useless.
>>556374707*Bethesda and ubislop and rockstar>>556374834We know practinx
>>556374758
>>556374915I'm not your boogeyman + nice strawman.
>>556368912rev can start with beast claw now thats your own fault
where duskbloods
>>556374915based lolcow using the whole 9 yards on friendly fire.
I'm gonna say a gamer word if this keeps up.
Crazy to think Duchess without her DoN relics was actually worse than Guardian and Scholar this whole time guys!
>>556374758>fast dex weapons>40+ dexirrelevant, you're still doing zdpsi don't know if you're unaware of depths 5 gameplay but pure melee doesn't exist outside of fists
>thread shitter still going after getting BTFO'dlmao, sad to see, now he's just mumbling
>>556374869I usually like having this thread up on my phone or second monitor but when I see what the thread is like on some of the less active hours I do genuinely think this place should be banned from /vg/. Easily get's to the level of quality as some of the worst generals I've ever been on with all the off topic slop and schizo spam.
>>556375389He'll go make some porn threads on /v/ to cool off lol.
>>556375196who's strawmanning now?guardian and scholar suck with or without their relics that's why it doesn't matter if they've got good relics or notthe only deep relic line i know for either of them is the faith respec for guardian or the dex respec for scholar - both useless
>>556375265>having an option of quick, low recovery attacks with the best dodge is "irrelevant" IF said Duchess runs out of FP >shitter can't use melee without fists at D5 and projects onto everyone elseYou don't play on the pw and it shows.
>>556375475>>556375389do you guys realize you've basically become spammers too? or do you just not care? why do we need 24/7 updates about this faggot here every 5 minutes?
>>556375496Let him have his tantrum bruv.>>556375629Nice.
>>556375496>"Duchess is the MOST relic hungry">These characters that NEED CEkino relics to function totally arent more relic hungryI accept your concession.
>>556375508let's trade names then if you're so confident
>>556374707>>556370081nah it's skyrim
>>556374687Oh right you """"practice" in the arena boss mod, even more instant and cheaty
>>556375694You bodied that freak, victory is yours.
>>556375694>he thinks guardian functions even with CEkinolol, lmao
>>556375463things will change once people let the schizo talk to himself, report the avatarfags and filter dsgso: never
>>556375496Anon guardian sucks no matter what. every single way you can possibly build guardian still makes him the worst character in the game
ggs dreglord
pepe is so GAWDLIKE
Guardian could have 9 colorless relic slots and he'd still be worse than a wylder with earring and invaders
Anons tricked him into doing his routines, the thread will now be auto-bumped for the next 5 hours while we do nothing.
>>556375694the only relic scholar needs is items confer i don't care what the rest of his relics are not like he's doing damage anyway
>>556376060How do they keep doing this to him?
uhh I was alt tabbed and the game selected the wrong character for me gg lol
How many bare feet have we seen in duskbloods so far? If theres none i will not be buying it. Seems like nintendrones would love the feet stuff.
>>556376217mk ultra style programming.
>>556376272gg caligopoor naefy didn't get any fists with dormant fists
>>556375496>>556375850>>556375883>>556376035Do better, please!>>556376208scholar powerclears poi's and buffs and debuffs hard as shit so I can stay in the cut, plus he can reliably apply all the status effects and he needs all of 4 or 5 relic lines to do it
>>556376449so sad to see
>>556376449Nothing about my post contradicts this. Even with guardians best build he is still the worst character in the game. Not only that but the guardian player base is genuinely on the more retarded side, just look at extremist
the goalpost keeps changing, how much owning can one man take
>>556376449what relic lines does he need for that aside from confer like i saidthe threaded damage or whatever it's called does barely any damage
The anon that said "Duchss is the most relic hungry" thinks melee doesn't exist outside of fists at D5... You outted yourself as a shitter, it's over for you.
Duskbloods more like Susbloods
>>556376448Dorm fists is overrated as shit. Having your purple pool be garbage isn't worth the gamble for star fists and iron balls And yes the purples are trash unless you get veterans prosthesis on fulghor. Pita and bone are shit.
>>556376797duskbloods more like SHIT
>>556376825Yeah the katars are dex weapons while you want star fists on strenght so it's kinda contradictory, but I like how many fists drop for my bonus on havin 3 fists
>>556376449>plays double balancers on bird>stealing passives from the actual good characters who use them betteryou're a parasite and your existence weakens your team
>>556376825>>556376448Its kinda true, I use a similar build for quality duchess and I end up using some dex weapon half the time.
>>556376786what true melee still exists then? are you playing grasshopper raider or smacking stuff for 800 damage with your greatsword wylder?
is ED balancers on right now? Friend of mine missed it and I wanted to beat it with him but I cant check rn and don't know the rotations.
>>556377117we arent grok bro
>>556377076Press r1
>>556377229your generation is genuinely lost, unable to engage in small talk and conversation...
>>556377258ok don't answer you're just proving my point
retard here, does the balancer relic "skill attack" mean skill for the normal weapon or character skill
>>556377076Nigga there are multiple people on the pw that play Wylder, and a couple execs at D5, are you retarded?
>>556377457weapon ash of war
>>556377391Have you pressed r1 to see what happens? You attack things. Every character can do it.
>>556377457Skills like ash of wars or charged effects or character skills. They all get buffed massively.
>>556376596Pull your dick out of your mouth>>556376602Who do you think youre talking to retard, also coward bitch that you are, because you wouldn't put your name on the line>>556376696ult on kill x2conferdex respecult damage if you want, and if you dont use that the atk buff on teammates>>556376909Except I rarely lean into skillspam and prefer to use cr2 mod weapons 9 times out of 10. I'm not going to sit there and steal your haloscythe don't worry>>556377457the ash of war on the weapon itself
>>556377532when you press r1 you do 200 damage with your pissy dagger that makes you a sandbagging shitter
>>556377510>>556377658>>556377726thank you anons, so if I wanted for example ot play executor, should I spend most of my time with suncatcher out or with a normal dex/arcane weapon?
>>556377726>apply damage with status>dex respec??? doesn't that cut that fucker's arcane in half
>>556377117
>>556377896Its probably best to let the lolcow handle you from here on out. You'll get good advice even though I made it sound farcical.
uh oh xhe's resorting to cutting fuckers in half meme again because he got BTFO oh no no no
>>556378123thank you!
>>556378050It gives him 40 fucking dex and still leaves him with the highest arcane by 2 pts in the game (nobody cries about executor not being able to apply status buildup)
You guys are being really mean to him look whats happening.
EST times
>>556378267i guess that's true but is the extra dex damage really noticeable? i wouldn't know, and i don't know how much it changes the breakpoints on status applications to reduce your arcane by 20
>>556378171thanks still, I wil lwait for the lolcow to guide me then, I want to get better
I just looked up which countries use EST, that explains literally every thing
>>556378752He might not help you now, anons are messing with him and he gets banned a bunch when that happens. The odds of him stopping his tantrum to help you has dropped dramatically.
>>556378725a Yes its like a 50% damage increase on his meleeb negligible, the only reason you wouldn't want the loss is if youre running 2x bala and starting off with blood blade and using that the entire game / fishing for rivers specifically to use the ash
ggs caligo i started shopping in the shelter without care until it cane to me that we were on plating dammit not that it really mattered kek
>>556376825>>556376907>>556377054>muh purple poolIron ball and star fist mog 99% of purple weapons. That's the whole point of the build, you don't need to use anything else.
gg caligo nice full forest clear
https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69Time to fly
>>556379918the purple fists are still good for stance damage and that's 90% of the reason you play fists>>556379994where is smee, i want to watch a non-griefer stream
Straight sword revenant ?
>>556379994>birdzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>556375712I don't, and I do agree that such mods are kinda cheaty. The problem is that you think it's even close to being as bad as cheated relic effects, let alone worse.
>>556380131i would kill for this kind of relic
>>556380052>>556380150I'm in your walls
>>556380238but i have you blocked you're not allowed to be there
>>556380190I think xe was just baiting the practice mod users to expose themselves.
>>556379918Yeah but you need to farm minor pois and bosses to fish for them which is annoying af
im going through the dlc again and i get to be reminded for unbelievable hard it is to approach the dancing lion after it starts its 2nd phase. you cant sit anywhere around it
>>556380052Iron ball and star fist have slightly quicker CR2s than other fists and they deal pure physical damage, which makes them effective against almost everything and easy to buff with physical+ stacking. The only downside is that they're not 100% consistent to get (you can keep getting affinityslop, spiked caestus or no fists at all).
>>556373604Me when I play executie
gg heolstor, I got the double balancers and nothing good to spam curse again ._.
>>556380052https://www.twitch.tv/smee_73
I'm the worst duchess ever not even nt
>>556381836Is he using some sort of hack to not get targetted? Haven't seen a single enemy know he exists yet.
Man...
Don't be inconsiderate. When you enter a church break the boxes, so the next man can run in and grab the items.
>>556382575>Is he using some sort of hack to not get targetted?Yes, that is how the majority of the discord plays. There's a reason we won't play with them.
>>556382575its called aura bruh
>>556382615Ergoids really forgot how to play against Fulghor.
>>556382804Its kind of sad to see him do that.
>>556382615shit happens
>>556379994Finally, a good stream
>>556383097He's terrible at the game he is kind of forced into doing this. Doing it while streaming is a humiliation ritual on himself though.
>>556379994kino >>556381836cringe
>>556376449>>556376696>relic line
>>556364386>>556365485>>556364053/erg/ PEAKED here. Easily. We BLEACHED now.
>terr busy streaming>shitposting continues
>>556383760one guy talking to himself barely counts as shitposting
>Zorban has over 100 people watching him play Depth 1 and 2 gamesWhy?
>>556383760Its good to note which types of things stopped when he streamed. Even his /v/ threads hard stopped when he went live.
>>556383760yes there are other dsgroids, such as yourself,f that plague erg.
>>556383760It was never terr
>>556381836It's weird that he has "smee" in his twitch name, because I do too. Two /erg/ users named smee. What are the odds.
Is there unironically a leaver's queue or is that just an old wives' tale
>>556375694>NEED CEkino relicsScholars best 3 relics are not rng and are simply bought in the shop.Yellow dex respec from killing DregRed Augur relicRed remembrance relic
>>556382575it's what happens when you're a zdps exejeet, enemies don't take your seriously.
Slayer unblock me please?..
>>556383862We know, thats part of the joke. >>556384063Its probably just his hacks it was like that the entire round so far before he even picked up an item. Enemies will not look at him.
>>556380397Cute!!! I like this rendition of him :)>>556380052>>556381836Don’t talk about yourself in third person
>>556383862YOU ALL BOUGHT IT
>>556376449>Double balancerJust play Wylder if you want to do that
"one of those days" is becoming "one of those weeks" so I'm gonna fall back to the most basic double balancers ironeye, my apologies in advance
>>556384647guarding draws aggro doesn't do shit, they aggro at me anyway with recluse...
>>556374707>>556375710>>556370081>>556374912Open world stuff can be fine when done right but Elden Ring literally felt like a parody of them in terms of how empty and annoying it was to traverse it
ggs ED adel glad i didn't buy the lightning slash axe also weird target swapping on adel
>>556384998trees too powerful
>>556384998i love this fight so much why didnt they put him in NR to grief people
>>556384819It's weird, it doesnt activate if you shield poke, it only generates aggro if you don't attack the enemy while blocking for some reason.If you just stand there the enemy will turn around and target you in about 5 seconds and remain on you until you die or stop attacking it
>>556385069>>556385076gg mystery adel and holy zero dps squadglad i went with magic, we'd still be there if I had to plink away with discuss
>>556384998ancient elden ring webm
>>556385145>it only generates aggro if you don't attack the enemy while blocking for some reason.Doesn't it say draw aggro when blocking? What did you think it meant?
>>556385283>>556385145
>>556385283Yes. It does exactly what it states it does, anon might have bron scrombles.
>>556385265It's not even that old.
>>556368387>>556368903>>556368451It’s going to be so fucking dogshit and the damage control they’ll have to run when it releases will be kino
>>556385132I hate that fight so much im glad they didnt put it in nightreign
>>556369834true>>556371137>>556370662that’s just terr being obsessed with you again don’t worry we’ll flatten his ass out later in the thread
Bgs fuckin tannies suck a dicks
I love my big brother best friend forever
>day 2>fort full of crucible knights>teamates stubbornly ignore all of them to fight the rooftop death rite bird>gets one shot multiple times>dead before I can grab runes>leaveIf you're one of these retards, uninstall the game.Useless TRASH!
>reinstall ds2>getting invaded constantlywhat kind of fucking autists are still doing this in 2026?
>>556388434that makes me happy to know
>>556388176Probably tans the game is full of shitters now almost unplayable at all levels
nightreign switch 2 edition with wylder and tricephalos amiibos
hes clipping my ult whiff
>>556389315noob
gg i didnt mean to use those relics
it's over for pepe
>>556389669the problem wasn't the relics its that you wouldn't do the strat and 3 barred for absolutely no reason in the middle of 4 ed balancers, come on dude.
>>556389304on the real, no new tarnished edition news is kind of really funny, how disastrous of a screw up it must actively be, had they not said it would be out in yearly quarter 1? so glad i haven't bought a switch 2 yet
This boss was gay as fuck!Holy shit!
>>556388120Best post all thread. He loves you too. :)>>556389304Don’t talk shit please.
>>556389787pepeGOD mogs terrjeet doebeit
Dumb revanent BITCH, ruined the run, day 1. >Durrr, I'm going to split off to bumfuck nowhere for a church>I'm going fight this magma wyrm alone on the second half of the day, with no weapons and low level.>wut deh heck?! the rain dun came and I couldn't finish the fight>I know! I'll open up an evergaol while the rain is literally seconds behind me.>wut deh heck?! we can't beat these guys in time?>Oh well... I'll go into the bear fight with no weapons, no passives, no incantations, and 3 bar within the first minute.I tried to help out by dropping the fire greathorn hammer for the revanent, but the fucking wylder picked it up! He didn't need it! He already had a weapon of comparable strength!In fact, the wylder was kind of retarded too. Because after only a single fort down, in the upper left quadrant of the map, he pings the lower right quadrant of the map to go to some churches. By the time we arrive to the chuches, the balancers interrupt us at level fucking 4. Just a shit run all around.
>>556385132I was actually hard filtered my fist SOTE playthrough by this fight for several days. I gave up but came back later and dishonestly killed him with more scadutree. Weirdly I haven’t had trouble with him any playthrough since.
What happened in the shitendo direct
>>556391036fun fact if you walk slightly back when phase 2 starts and then walk forward right into his face when he starts his combo you can basically just stand there and press any buttons you want. if you have ice spear or deaths poker that basically skips the whole fucking phase
>>556391340nothing. there wasnt even anything good non FS related.
>>556391256benchod creasy silence your speaking bastard dahlit
>>556391256noob
Dick suckers
>>556391757Don't describe yourself
>>556391340There’s a okay small budget title showcased. Then Todd invaded. No sign of Fromsoft. Latest cope that I subscribe to is >march Nintendo showcaseIf not then. It’s summer. If not then… September…
the left side of my brain hurts
>>556391101he's always so nice and kind with me
>>556391575>>556391626Talking a lot of shit for people not even in queue.
>>556391910your manner of adjustable copium is making me nostalgic for the era leading up to SotE
My beautiful city... What have I done?>>556391375I was to busy being dead. But I will try in NG+.
>>556391757Sick Duckers
Nightreign would be better if there was friendly fire.
>>556392445Benchod
>creasytroon in queueguess i play something else for now
>>556392445this, it's true and unironic
>>556391483>>556391910That's crazy but I'm also kinda glad Nightreign gets to keep livingU-Update soon
>>556388120>siblings but they don't fuckI don't get it, what makes this enjoyable
>>556392980Be quiet of your benchod you bastard
>>556392380Fog ducker tigger nits
gg
GGs Dreglord.
>>556393531Like having a brother you can rely on, but its your sister trying to gaslight you into killing yourself.
>>556393635Stop playing
>>556392147Yeah. That was a fun era for shitposting and pvp.
Just lost to day 1 demi human queen! I can't even say we lost to the swordsman, because we killed him. The fucking QUEEN killed us.I want to kill myself.The game had pity on me. Despite only having 4000 points, they still didn't take any. 0 penalty. Somehow these feels even worse. Like the game is taking pity on me.
Big newshttps://www.ign.com/articles/elden-ring-nightreign-is-getting-a-tabletop-rpg-adaptation-from-the-folks-behind-dark-souls-elden-ring-ttrpgs
gg ed balancerstell me, just tell me, WHO dropped you all those crit passives huh, even a legendary one
/dbg/ - duskbloods general WON
>>556391910>brown girlboss characternot looking good already
>>556394481>Like the game is taking pity on me.Do we tell her?
>>556394684He already knows bro look at how low hanging fruit his post is. You need to start recognizing humiliation ritual posts lol.
>>556394676thats not even a main character bruh what is unc talking about
>>556394341did you sleep with your best friend again this month already my little cockbreathed sissy manfailure?
>>556394887crodie has been having a really bad time recently, something terrible might have happened to him irl.
>>556395040I love when you talk like that
You love sucking dicks bgs retards
>>556394887>ayo cuh it don' mattuh cuh cos she ain't the mc n' shieeetThanks for the input amerigoy.
>>556395472you sound upset
This is what Thiollier really should be going for so he can let me sleep in peace.
>>556394483you could make a board game like that out of anything, you could make a ttrpg about erg so that three or four cringy failing board game pubs in america buy it for a gaggle of millennial manchildren to play it once on one of their daily alcoholism meetup, laugh about the rules for 60 minutes, try to play it for 10, and go home and never think about it again
>>556394676
>>556395274good thing you won't ever get to hear it yourself
>>556396237That's not a brown person... If you were smart, you would have posted exec
>>556394341God I love PAWBs
>decide to play with randos to stop griefing pw games>ED fulghor again>easiest game of my life and boss melts in a minutenyoticing
QRD on Duskbloods??
>>556397353sir are you aware that what just happened to you is that you simply carried?
>>556397547the nightreign killerthe /erg/ killer
>>556397353Post your teammates DoN relics.
>>556397547bing bing wahoo
>>556397703ergiesisters did we just lose?
>>556397547Will be a funny thread to lurk as we persist past them like souls. Its going to be funny seeing the same idiot kill that thread like he did dsg while nothing happens to us. The amount of lore it will add for anons posting is going to immense.
>>556397547it's gonna be FUN, computerDWEEBS will mald like never before, enough hair of the dog to make myself an entire rug, it is written so
>>556397957Something similar happened when the sisters found out /erg/ was a PSN thread.
>>556397939>elden ring lore on duskbloods for nintendo um ..little cousin…?
queue fags
>>556397547It's the Bloodborne of this generation.
>>556396237>>5563980Im from a deep forest..she is ... ..me?
>>556398090>elden ring loreyou fool it will add to the lore for anons posting, I never mentioned elden ring. We got anons that lurk other boards to fuck with our lolcow another thread is just another dataset for them.
>all the worst posters are consoletroons noticing
>>556398085assuming you meant to type /bbg/
>>556398085This is going to trigger him use a feather touch.
>>556398254oh, you're just mentally ill, okay
where is the demi human king?
>>556398542
>>556398580Godfrey (actually it's Gurranq)
>>556398580That's Boggart.
>>556398662did it physically hurt when it happened?
Geegees Horse. I've never seen the Nox Dragonkin fly around the boss circle that often.
>>556398543Lol no I just know anons are going to fuck with the lolcow mercilessly when duskbloods comes out. >>556398580The demihumans with the GO sacred weapons. Each GO legendary weapon is held by a demihuman. Radagon was already past the present and planning for the future.
gg horse forgot about night tide damage award
>>556397739cba to go back to the game but I checked their relics at the start of the runno cheats, a staves + magic damage duchess and an exec with double balancers and some HP + phys damage
>>556398891The bad spacing? Yeah...
>>556398662Showing this after showing so many inverses mean you aren't completely a lost cause. This is genuinely surprising in a good way.
>>556398662its very cute how you misunderstand the webm you're posting
>>556399017you understand that this looks like cheated relics right?
>>556357789>>556357967>>556358154Best poster in the thread bar none. Fact.
>>556398851no that's just Rya's own king!
Just won against Hoelster. Duchess tried to ruin the run with sloppy routing. But we halo slopped. I'll take it.>>556394879It's not a humiliation ritual. I just think that loses are more interesting to hear about than wins. Because loses have actual problems. While wins tend to go smoothly. And problems are the basis to all good story telling. Nobody wants to hear "everything went swimmingly and I was rewarded 200 points." Bore-ring. Where's the trials? Where the hardships?
>>556397547corporate mandated game to surf in the pvevp hype of arc raiders and fulfill miyazakis autismdogshit
>>556398230That can’t be true, since Bloodborne was actually good.>>556397547Hot load of dogshit.
>>556399310Call it what you want but anon is right you're posts are essentially fake bumps.
>>556399310you don't have to type like a retard I still know it's you
Uh oh terrjeeta melty!
>>556398542I just had that bastard teleport on my recently too. Literally just *blipped* through space like Dio.
theres too much shitposting right now i cant bother to follow
>>556398490>>556398085He’s already melting down. Please be more careful in the future. >>556396646>>556395472True enough. Good points made.
>>556399120nah I have better relics than those, some lines were suboptimal and some were even character specific but not for the one they were using, defo legit
>>556399405BB was also legitimate fantasy. This is some time travel story taking place in our world. I think its going to be a tonal mess, thats why they aren't showing many of the timeframes outside the victorian one for the BB memes. >>556399589Even when anons are careful something goes catastrophically wrong and he starts having his performative melties for us.
>>556399407>fake bumps.lol wut? I'm one of like 3 people who actually effort posts in this thread. The rest of you can't be arsed to write more than 2 sentences before your gouty fingers cramp.
>>556399405Bloodborne was ok but had a lot of flaws that people ignored because they wanted to use it as shitposting fuel for console wars, so they pretended it was a perfect 10/10 masterpiece.Duskbloods will be exactly the same.
>>556399552its mostly 1 creature replying to itself
>timesplitters but its rollslop on a console no one owns and it doesnt work
>>556399807But your "effort posts" are asking questions you know the answer to. It only serves as a bump.
>>556399910cheesed to meet u ?
>>556399749>I think its going to be a tonal messfromsoft gave up on real consistency since after bloodborne, dark souls 2 already showed the creative fatigue from the start, dark souls 3 confirmed it, sekiro was the last work of the caliber you are expecting, nightreign is the proof of concept that visual lore and environmental storytelling are more or less out the window, it's just true
>>556399910sex with this mouse-bird thing
>>556391757>>556392380>>556392478>>556393582this wasn’t funny please do better in the future
>>556399925dude i just googled timesplitters and game is from 2000 lmao boom boom
>>556400016I think you have me confused for someone else. I'm not asking questions so often.
i don't know what benchod means, like a chud that can't bench press? a useless teammate that sits on the bench all game? a disabled person way of saying bitches? i don't get it
infighting even doe we're all brahmins here
>>556400081Every game has been tonally consistent, but thats because every game was removed from our real world outside of Sekiro. If Sekiro had wolf come to 2010s Japan and he ends up with some sort of modern weapon you'd say that is tonally inconsistent. You wouldn't say the same of Roberto because that is historically accurate.
>>556400140You grew up in the post woke era. Sucks to be you.
>>556400278this except for the wyldalits
>>556400091don't fuck the mouse bird thing you degenerate sex pest, black death it is for you and a third of your race, stay the fuck away from me
>>556373604Why is terr like this? What a weird thing to be like
>>556400248You'd have to watch A LOT of the tv or state programming he watches to begin to understand his jargon. Chinese people are kind of weird anon its best not to think about their backwards culture.
>saar bastard bitch benchod terrdalit clipping me bloody cunt motherchod saar
>>556400316sounds to me like you're cherry picking the type of tonal consistency you will choose to criticize, dark souls 3 is tonally inconsistent to me because the level environments and historical characters are quite literally jumbled together without any kind of well-intended transitions between themes and visual motifs, it feels less like a living world and more like an arcade sequence of levels, that is the type of tonal inconsistency I observe
Millie Millie
>>556393531… but they do fuck. Canonically.
>>556399085You missed the ult and look goofy, there's nothing more to it. >>556400360classic exehajib falseflag cope
>>556400614replied to the schizo award
>>556393531I'm not addicted to porn and I love and appreciate the kind of closeness that only family offers>>556400702porn isn't canon
>>556400817yeah and? I'm here to post not to restrain myself from posting, it's not like it proves anything at all to behave that way
2/3 for depths queue up
5/3
>>556400614I am cherry picking. My single qualia is 'fantasy removed from our reality."You've tried to weasel your side of it a few ways while my position hasn't changed. >>556400817You have a mental issue bro.
>>556376853This this this>>556394642Won the dogshit award maybe
>>556394341don't lewd the sleepy lad, please
>>556400248Lurk moar newfag
>>556400801Bodied that brown freak>>556400386Weird spergout post let him do as he pleases fag
>>556401426Don't really understand why you'd accuse me of that when my first reply to you explicitly mentioned that I meant environmental and visual consistency, but okay lil guy
>>556402292I'm not accusing you of anything, learn into language it isn't all binary.
>>556400801>pretends to understand with full confidence cuteness overload
PRACTICO !
>>556399843Bloodborne is a masterpiece by From’s standards because it managed to blend together its lore, setting and gameplay so perfectly that they all informed the other and created a perfect product. At its very worst it’s still an 8/10 even with any poorly aged mechanics or system limitations, purely through this reason alone. There’s zero indication Duskbloods will be anything like this, and we have every reason to believe we’ll be lucky if it’s even a carbon copy of BB as far as those narrative/thematic heights are concerned, to say nothing of the dogshit system they’re trying to cram it in that makes the PS4 look like a high end PC.
>>556402435The accusation was that I am weaseling out of my initial argument, wasn't it? It doesn't really matter, I'm not interested in playing this game with you so, I think I will queue instead
>>556400858Not porn. It’s confirmed via things like the Artorias/Ciaran skin set. From knows and provides, even if they can’t/won’t outright say it.
>>556401512he needs his boyfriend Ansbach already to make him get up and stop being a waste of skin
>>556402825ydptg
>>556402671There was no accusation, you took my post too harshly because of your own mores and norms. Learn how to conduct yourself on 4chan m8 we're all adults here stop acting like this.
>>556402825imbecile anon, the ciaran skin belongs to undertaker you retard ahahahahahaha
>>556402998>terrtroonshitter is upsetCinema
Gg dick sucker retard
>>556402825Wylder x Undertaker confirmed (happy for him! I have a big sis now!)Duchess (me) confirmed best sister best friend forever (I introduced them!)
Retarded dick sucking tannies
>>556403397mad that your headcanon and insincerity got called out anon? it's obvious to everyone
gg balancersmy bad for eating shit on second phase lolalso TWO FUCKING PINK BALANCERS WTF
>>556403053then why were people here saying duchess has it? i don’t play either of them so im in the dark too
gg harmonia but wtf was that ? why were there 3 main ones lolthat was utter chaos
GGs Balancers. Wasn't expecting 2 Uber Angels during the Balancers fight, but that's 1 mirrion times folded coding for you I guess.
>>556387970>>556403397This isn’t funny terr you can stop now
>>556403584>>556403720it was 3 lmao they even did 3 airstrikes at one point
>>556396949For whites only so relax
>>556403898Thats why I saw 3 fucking ground slashes AND the circle attack
>>556403898Jesus I guess I only ever saw 2 at once and never the third. At one point I swear I could do nothing but dodge for like 10 seconds straight with every ground effect and add attacking at the same time.
queue pls
>>556403602figure it out yourself loser bitch
>>556396850She could be brown like a dravidian
>>556404263Like executor.
>>556403972>>556404071it was pretty fun though, I'd kinda prefer that to the ed version desuI wonder if its possible to trigger it again
>>556404196>brown meltdownthat’s what I thought
>brown brown brown
>>556404754Its how he copes with how anons treat him let it go he'll burn it out of his system after he gets himself banned a few times.
I have no sympathy for fake ass thread tourist larpers
Is it recommended to try and kill ED bouncer worm if you have 0 missed calls from the dps police?
>>556405671Depends how synced up with the game you are mentally. Sometimes you just KNOW when posture breaks are going to happen based on the audio and in those instances yeah aurafarm the tapeworm.
YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH
>terr stops streaming >shitpost spam ensueshmmm
>>556406102makes me think indeed
terr it up uh uh stream it up uh uh
>>556406167>>556406102>>556405956>>556404754You seem… upset? Not to mention… b****?
big bonks ty for that ruins gs
>>556406260self censoring yourself is peak cuck.
why are you dodging
>>556406454wasn't me
>>556404838It doesn’t look good when you make these self defensive posts dude.Quite damning even. Just stick to the /v/ and terr stuff.
I never dodge stupid ass game dc'd
>>556402460weird sissy post
>>556406552I know it upsets you, sorry.
>556406552>absolutely cannot resist responding
I am a cute chubby sissy
>>556406260you made it upset. he’s projecting his fetishes and state of being onto you now as a coping mechanism. nice work.
>>556407263>>556405929
Shutup dick sucker its funny af for me frfr ong six seven six seven siiiix seeeeveeeeen fucking tannies
>>556405929Do you not always posture break the worm if you pop its cysts?
>>556406694… It makes me upset to see you embarrass yourself? Some strange mental gymnastics you’ve conjured up there
>>556407684The cysts pop themselves you ult the boss. For every enemy in the game you can hear your hit audio increase in volume slightly as you get closer to the posture break limit. Once you know what to listen for you can do some nuts stuff knowing when x enemy is going to posture break and when. >>556407817If you say so, I'm still sorry all the same.
>>556404754What was the turning point from tranny tranny tranny to brown brown brown
>>556408149Anon using a guardian image when calling him a casual. Seriously, thats all it took.
Good run Buggos.
>>556407878>For every enemy in the game you can hear your hit audio increase in volume slightly as you get closer to the posture break limithuh. neat.
>>556406741 (me)oops im retarded and new to this 4chins website meant for >>556406552
>>556407239Cupcake?
gg bugs business as usualnothing to see here folks, move along please
>>556408261>>556407878>>556405929none of this is true why are you making up stuff
>>556409207You probably just don't notice the difference yet.
>use my ult once for dps>both teammates immediatly go down.you know who you are kill yourselves
>>556408303Not me. Seems we have another.
I main revenant and I love fat black men<3!
https://vocaroo.com/1a5kUz56EUH8
>>556410229why are you like this trish
>>556410260I love you
where's all the queuers go?been 1/3 for 20 mins
ghetto storm ruler
>>556410620taking a break, having dinner
>>556410650sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeittttttttt
>>556410229shifty...
Ggs im gonna take a quick break to suck a bunch of dicks and ill be back niggas
>>556411018see you soon terr
gg goat
>>556410260make a vocaroo where you admit your addiction to BBC
All that for regular goat... >>556411219ggs
gg goat I'm gonna go suck cocks
I am ready to play
>>556410260Nona driving while recording vocaroos
>>556411365>>556411219gg goat sorry about beastslopping against him, not feeling confident today
>>556411524>replied to the shitposter and apologized for using viable revcute sissy
>>556411692He's replying to himself
>>556411018>>556411254>>556407605Keep it to yourself terrtroon we don’t need to know
>>556411692lol meant to reply to >>556411303 obviouslybeast claw makes runs too easy, my relic setup is pretty close to optimal
>>556411018>>556411365>>556411254>>556411692
>>556411254https://vocaroo.com/17vM0TgQ7Xea
>>556412273please do my request please
>First gen Albinaurics rapidly age>Gaius knew Radahn when Radahn was a kid>The Shattering was 5000 years ago>Gaius is more than 5000 years old as a first generation AlbinauricHuh?
>>556412890Whats confusing to you?
>>556412890tuff hype moments and aura > story
>>556412890All the albinaurics that matter are special snowflakes.
>>556412890Google AI says their legs wither and we see lots of lazy alburnaics women who can stand up so therefore tje first gets most not decay that fast and live for a long time. Maybe runes or fire or something help slow the decay but googles ai didn’t give me the answer
>>556412890Gaius belongs to a special kind of super albinauric associated to the Carians (like Loretta)
>>556413352ai cant even get pokemon typings right i dont trust it to get esoteric and complexly woven together historical backgrounds of fictional races correct
>>556367679pumping
Apparently boar semen helps you live longer
>>556413352They were made as sex slaves originally, they lived short lives because people raped them to death.Gaius lives happily with his waifu instead of them being raped to death like normal albis.
>>556412890>>The Shattering was 5000 years ago[citation needed]
>>556413874Interviews with Mike and George. Both have stated 5k years.
Alburnaics are desecended from the protagonist of dark sols 2 and therefore first generweration albrinaics are immortal and free from the cycle
>>556412273are you the anon that posts about her husband
>>556413714>>556413770>>556412509keep it to yourself terr
wtf where's zane
>>556414440im in shelter it said you 2 left
>>556414517alt f4 and come back
>>556412890Gaius is the perfect zanzibart, a totally nonsensical character with no actual characterization who exists solely as a random boss fight and two item descriptions after he dies with a backstory that's both vague and contradicts what little lore was established.the real reason is that he's very clearly a cut base-game boss and was probably meant to be a generic Redmane commander fought in the castle instead of a recycled Leonine Misbegotten, just like Romina was probably meant to be the boss in the Lake of Rot (hence her stinger identical to the Scorpion's Stinger of the god sealed down there) rather than a recycled Dragonkin Soldier, or how (we know for a fact) the Putrescent Knight was meant to be GEQ-linked boss only to end up randomly dumped in Trina's arena.
dang
>Balancers (ROJO)>Do a great start, even get them to half health>EAT COMPLETE SHIT THE REST OF THE FIGHTWHY
>>556415552Commander Gayass and Prolapsed cuckold reddittdahn really killed my interest in the lore, both horrible bosses to fight as well.
>>556412890it took 1 (one) loosely lore related post to trigger him kek
>>556415953He isn't handling it well at all.
>>556415552Back when the DLC released I went on the internet in search of discussions and made a reddit post to talk about it (since Youtube posters would only say "wait for Vaati!" and Twitter was busy with Marika and their own oc headcanons). Quite a few of the replies agreed with me about the fact that Gaius sucked lore-wise or other complaints (like Putrescent Knight). A lot of cope about typos and some other shit.Fast forward a few weeks and the post was both hidden and deleted by the mods. So much for discussing the game!
>>556417062Nice.
Do NOTqueue on the passie there's an elo terrorist on the loose.
>>556415552>>556415882>>556417062This triggered some sensitive sissy but everything you said here is correct regardless of any feelings you hurt in the process of saying it
>>556417210creasy? erotony?
>>556417390reisen
>>556417210Gonna need specifics
>>556417489isn't he a tourist? I've never seen him post
>>556417672We don't get tourists here.
>>556414673I had desync issues with reisen the other day
>>556417765man i wish
>>556417765The closest we get is terr false flagging with family share lol.
>>556417765You dont play on the pw if you dont think we get tourists. We get new faces all the time and 90% of them are clueless retards who vanish after a day, sometimes they dont even have deep relics.
>>556418210You do not. Its a 3 letter password in a 26 character alphabet no one is randomly showing up on our pass. We've had multiple anons stream for weeks on end showing no new names.
>>556417672Used to go by cirno and alice margatroid, now they play ironeye and still manages to die way more than everyone else
>>556418418>cirnothat explains the jobbing, thanks
>>556417765Turns out true
>>556417765Because NR is not a trend
>>556418376>he thinks its people putting in random alphabet charactersIts trolls posting the pw on reddit/fextra/steam, offering to give free carries. Or worse, actual 4channers who find the general and never post or interact with the thread.
>harmonica edwhat the fuck is this?
>>556418724Anon already referenced the false flags here >>556418206Zorban literally stopped streaming with us the day after anons joked that they can't do any more false flags like that when we have someone streaming 12 hours a day.
>>556418724>who find the general and never post or interact with the thread.whats wrong with those?
>Do not interact apart from ggs and some other posts>get called a tourist This is why nobody likes playing with /erg/
>>556418724lurkers are fine folk, buddy
>>556418953not that anon but I don't get it.I dont get any of it.
>>556419072you might as well be playing with randoms thenjust a gg in the thread is fine so I know I'm actually playing with /erg/
>>556419270The discord tried to claim the password got leaked on fextra, they post their comments showing it. At the same time we have a content creator streaming /erg/ games for 8-12 hours a day. Every game shows the same usual suspects and no new people.
I’ve been queued for an hour yet this stupod thread is active discussing tourists
a hopeless floorkisser is queued
>>556419508Unironically most people posting on thread don't even play
>>556419508Try playing with friends the pass fell apart because no one wanted to interact with the discord.
>>556419583I play two or three matches most days but I play but randoms but I still post about it here
>>556418953>an anon once said>terr this>terr that>everything is the thread boogymanAbsolutely psyop'ed.>>556419072>>556419221They are still tourists if they only play for a day and then vanish. And like >>556419406 said they may as well be rando pubs, the exact kind of people the PW is meant to avoid.
>>556419432>"leaked" on fextrayou guys take this way too seriously
>>5564195203/3
>>556419654>muh discord bogeymanWithout resorting to name calling, tell me what's exactly wrong with discord
>>556419696Why would you play with randoms, it’s so dull without the shitposting
>>556419654you don't need the discord>>556419709by virtue of finding the thread, participating passively by reading it, and using our passwords they are no longer complete randoms, even if they don't actively participate by talkingadmittedly that would rendered pointless if it were true that people join from just seeing the password on websites like fextra, but very passive comment sections like those I think just bring in the once or twice players that you never see again
inshallah we will be free from dragonirian schizo one day
>>556418206>>556418724>>556419432>>556418953If what you’re saying is true; then it throws pretty much everything that’s happened here in the last 4~ months out of the window in terms of sincerity and it’s kind of scary someone would go that far
>>556419432Ive seen a few new names in just the last week.tinpoyendragoncuncuncreasyI know creasy posts, not sure about the others
*insert nonsense rambling + samefag about some bullshit*
>>556419956I play with randoms because I am bad and don't want to make fellow anons feel like their match got griefed by my lack of skill but I still like playing the game and discussing it here
6 7 6 7 hahahaha six seeeeveeeeennnn
>>556419951they were groomed on a discord so they act strangely for men.
>>556420136Honestly just play here. Like I mentioned earlier, most shitposters don't even play here, and as long as you don't grief, you will be fine.
hi
>>556420218and this relates to nightreign how?
>>556419956Randoms are equal to what you see in the password but there's a less than 100% chance they are sitting there with a seed finder open and messing up the actual gameplay of the game. You'll get people that dodge on character select or throw games out of salty childishness on and off the password.
>>556419951it defeats the purpose of anonymity and has been consistently causing senseless division across 4chan generals for over a decade
>>556419991andy graves - 愛 alex 夢https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199435629973/That's the guy that was spreading the pw for a while, guy was bad at the game and would grief erg games if anything set him off. He got mass blocked pretty quick and wasn't able to get games on the pw anymore. Maybe its still him, or maybe its just people finding old posts, not like the pw has ever changed.
>>556419951You nupeople don't understand WHY we are anonymous. Or rather you do and do everything in your feeble power to destroy it. There's a reason we've made a meme of everyone on the discord while every anon has remained bulletproof. You are actively hostile to our culture so we are actively hostile to you.Before you reply in anger, ask yourself how this has been going for you recently. This can stop any time you want it to.
>>556419432>they post their comments showing it.Can I ... see these comments?>>556420459Yeah but you like to talk shit and post porn without putting anything on the line so get fucked and cry about it some more, you spiritual nigger.
>>556420459>>556420565>>556420218>>556419973damn. if anyone has any refutation for this speak now or forever recognize this as fact because this is really telling.
>>556420694I'm sure one of the false flaggers will show you their images. They are a little wary of doing that nowadays because most of their comments mentioned the group passwords when only the multiplayer password will pair you with us.The whole thing was a hilarious fiasco.
>>556420565fextra comments were all anonymous false flagger kun.
>>556420459>>556420674>muh anonymouse>build a general and a community>yet "we have to stay anon"a bit contradictoryAt the end of the day, its a game, and a community will form.If you hate it, fine, but it happens and it will eventually diejust like /dsg-from/, BB, DD and any other game.
I’ve lost track of who’s a falseflagging schizo discord fextra poster password leaking tourist
>>556421246Being anonymous on 4chan isn't a contradiction newfriend its the entire point of this website.Remove your failed personality from your posts. Let the content of your ideas stand on their own.
>>556420865are you talking about when they were posting the pw on fextra back before don was ever a thing?What does that have to do with a discord that is 2 months old?I literally don't get any of this its all just retarded shit flinging at this point with clearly bad actors that abuse being anonymous to keep it going indefinitely..
>>556421393>I literally don't get any of this its allk. The FAQ will recommend you do a thing called lurking for up to 2 years (excessive) before posting so you won't make a fool of yourself like this. Lurking is when you just read a thread to learn things and don't post.
>>556420694I don't even masturbate I don't know what you're talking about
>>556419583truth, I haven't played in months but I enjoy the retardation
>>556421383If people want to use discord, then let them, you don't have to be against it because you cannot control anybody.A community will form regardless, in any game (see every other general)want to stay anon? fine, but don't blame other on having fun while you shitpost here
>>556421383only based post ITT
Duch with greatsword drops is fucking awesome
>>556421684Thats what I'm saying. Self exile is smart, tricking them into leaving on their own was something I didn't expect to happen.
>>556421541tell me who stee and hotwheels are right now, you stupid faggot.I've seen the cp posted at 3am on /b back before the economy crashed the first time tell me more about your secret club? Post ids were the best thing that ever happened to this piece of shit website because atleast you can keep track of whose trying to pull one over on you.
>>556421401I don't understand what you were trying to do here, are you even letting it search for a world to invade before cancelling it out?
>>556421860hotwheels is that lil dude in the wheelchair from infinitysidewayschan. No idea about the other.Whenever I post my mexicanmoot image with accompanying code phrase none of you newfags know what it means. The system thought so much of this post was spam they must have benned a bunch of terms lol.
>>556420694>Can I ... see these comments?Search it on googlesite:fextralife.com "erg"site:reddit.com "erg"Funny enough, the last post mentioning this is over 8 months old. The only person who actually talk about this is the sch*zo himself
>>556421401>tfw it's easier to get invasions in DS1/2/3(specially 3 with wex dust) than ER
>>556421803Tricking who into leaving?It's not like this website is private. If anything, the one left out now are the ones NOT in the discord.Again, you don't have to join, but all you can do now is interact on thread and that's it.Not against staying anon, but if trying to enjoy a game, might as well just play with randoms at that point.
>>556422201He never got that diploma.
>>556422201i remember mexican moot..
>>556422379true, theres still some fight clubs around even at low level in ds3
>>556421793Why?
>>556421860Post IDs can be easily skirted around by any schizo/troll worth their salt, and I guarantee you’ve had one pulled over you anyway if you didn’t know that.>>556422386>If anything, the one left out now are the ones NOT in the discord.Lol…
>>556421246Naturally recognizing other posters based on happenstance is completely different from blasting HEY GUYS ITS FARTTPOOPFAG HERE WAHTS UP to every post because your parents neglected you and now you crave the lowest form of attention and dopamine kek
>>556422969All that waiting just to invade into a blender gank squad lolzora
>>556422990You can respec her tp get more str, are very likely to find a purple gs (some of the best skills) and boost it with balancers AND restage
>>556413770The secret to longevity is defilement. You cannot understand this yet but maybe you can try it yourself one day.
>>556423317Barf
>>556423317That respec is good as fuck I started using it for the increased vig but man that str increase makes almost every weapon viable.
>>556422201anon you were replying to, yes I know the story, the blog, the lawsuit, etc.stee/STI was 4chon's mod/creator, when they took down /news/ (incidentally where I learned of the syrian civil war in the first place). the forerunner to 8ch, extremely natsoc leaning. (both shutdown by the usual suspects involving the same tricks, namely cp dumped straight from fed servers). Anybody who posted on either only came back to 4chan because there was no viable alternative after the fact (it seems all imageboards, for example sharty, are just fed groomer staging ground).>>556423073>I guarantee you’ve had one pulled over you anyway if you didn’t know that.No argument there, but I've been around long enough to have the innate sense of knowing when teams of people are colluding to pollute my noosphere.
>>556423657Depth?
>>556423657Only nonmoot mod I ever noticed was snacks due to sheer cult of personality when the website started out. I came to 4chan looking for more japanese comics about fairies fucking beetles.
>>556423382enjoy your false enlightenment and eventual disintegration
This is how some of you look right now
>>556423895We can start talking about lore to send you over the edge.
>>556423895Oh... I'm dead serious. Dead serious about gaming that is. You're not? Maybe try joining a weaker general if you can't handle it kid.
>>556423657> (it seems all imageboards, for example sharty, are just fed groomer staging ground).Sad but all too true
gg balancers thx for the full hp negate talisman that was sweet of u!
>>5564242854chan found out this place was for Epstein to play around on, its going to be weird here for a while it might never recover.
gg balancers was kinda hoping i wouldn't get oneshot but alas
>>556423382That doesn’t sound true or right. >>556423794>I came to 4chan looking for more japanese comics about fairies fucking beetles.…. And did you find them? Mind sharing?
>>556424285You're the "true" spammer
>>556424347Shut the fuck up
Why does mohgs flames hurtboxes sometimes come out even before he’s started the attack
>>556423657>but I've been around long enough to have the innate sense of knowing when teams of people are colluding to pollute my noosphere.lmao
wojaks are so cringe since like 2023
>>556424418>>556424481How can I avoid the last part of the normal balancers rush, do I have to stay sprinting the whole time? I feel like they always do it right on top of me
>>556424453Not really. At the time I was going to japanese websites and altering urls to find more images that were PC-98 tier in quality. After getting bored of that I found shitty american sites with Eros doujins and found bondage fairies. I put that into google and one of the first non-japanese links was to 4chan and /d/. On my first day here I went to /b/ and learned that they killed some bitch named female mitch.
>>556424545Wojaks are pretty much just used be chud retards now lol. You can block them
>>556423895you aren’t special terr you will never be a shartoid because you browsed there for an hour
>>556424545Yeah they got taken over by pol then by social media. Its even more cringe now that pol was literally created by their villain
>>556424881Epstein was probably the one spearheading that extension that could embed cunny into other images. Looking back it lines up with his MO perfectly.
>>556424347post your feet trish
>>556424789Roll into the first one and then strafe to the side
>>556424395They seem to be aware of what he was getting up to, so maybe not.>>556424456Point that finger back at yourself
>>556423317god I wish that were me
>>556425081I mean when they fly, and do a flying rush all together over you yeah? I think you have to stay sprinting strafing since it starts>>556425081feet...
>>556425140If you've been here for a loooooong time it is going to shake you a little. How much of what you are was shaped by that man specifically? Old 4chan used to have tons of off topic threads that mods would allow because it was just anons shooting the shit and talking. The stargate threads meme is a good indicator of what it used to be like. Well guess what? A huge portion of anons were abused growing up 1 way or another and they found solace in 4chan. They now know that this place was largely shaped into what it is by the most prolific abuser in modern times.If you have any sort of introspective quality to your being it is going to make reflection difficult.
>>556424863>>556424545>>556424852>>556424881even doe shartyGAWDS won
>>556425429Oh the phase change attack? Just roll out of the way of the ground cracks then when the final sky barrage comes just hold block on your weapon since it’s all physical damage so it won’t hurt you through it
>>556425012Wasn’t that something only very recently invented and used mainly by the sharty?
>>556425753Okay thanks
>>5564237925>>556423794Can't tell you I know of any other mod from those times, regardless I spent the majority of the 2010s elsewhere as I've already eluded to>>556424512You ever been on biz nigga? Remember a decade ago it used to be actual people you'd reply to while you went back and forth, and slowly there started cropping up those kind of posts that were tangentially related to what they were replying to but were largely just garbage shit text that had no semblance of intellect? All the shitty normgroid friendly llms currently might be trained on reddit texts, but fed AI has had longer timeframes and more enriched training sets from places like here, and before that they had analysts on places like &Totse (jeff szarka was a fed, totse had a direct server connection to DARPA) and other turn of the 2000s bbm.
>>556425770Depends which iteration you mean, there have been at least 3 different ones. Remember when 4chan went down for like a month last year? That was the feds scrapping 4chan for Epstein stuff. The gov't shutting down in the US for 1 month last year? Same stuff. Big shit is coming down the pipeline and this place is comped to hell and back.
I miss Madison
What’s one spell/incantation you feel is underrated?I feel like collapsing stars is slept upon, it does insane damage really fast
>>556426278Bird feathers from Sote. Loved em there for memes and they'd be awesome in NR with the succy fp passives.
>>556426112>That was the feds scrapping 4chan for Epstein stuff. >nearly a year later this stuff comes to lightI hate how much this makes sense
>>556425770That shits been around since darpanet started, I remember they were even doing that on here in the late 00s early 10s.>>556425449I've been feeling that feel, believe me.The enemy, the adversary, whatever you call it does nothing but lie to us and looking back on my life and the things that shaped my perceptions and attitudes to where I currently am was precious and invaluable, because what was meant for evil in this world and beyond, God used it for good and I understand the depths of depravity certain people will go to in pursuit of a promise of gains tomorrow that somebody had yesterday. I know most retards here don't want to hear it here but theres only been 1 game thats been played since the garden of eden era, the prize is us, and the trappings of it from then until now are by and large just vanity. I play this game as much as I do to decompress from it all as best I can.By the way, Christ already won, the end was declared from the beginning, etc.
been a while since the last bible weirdo
>>556427195christian schizos are a funny sub-breed
>>556427195Its an elden ring general most of us here are probably versed in a few religious norms. The content of the games are largely informed by theological history.
>>556427329Indeed, personally, i worship Golden Slam flesh.
>>556427510You do you, I'm a Rosicrucian.
>>556427195>>556427312Open your eyes you drowsy fuck the signs of THAT impending time are currently all around you.You've never spent any time pushing into themes you could have found on /x/ and it shows.Fuck, I'm willing to bet 99% of your thoughts aren't even yours and the worst part is you think they're organic. you are completely and utterly captured in whatever flavor of the month master slave dynamic that currently takes up real estate in your head.
>>556427617i want to sincerely hug you
>>556427613Funny, thats my maternal bloodline fwiw.>>556427774God bless you we can ALL make it out alive.
>>556427617you're funny
>>556427847>Funny, thats my maternal bloodline fwiw.Thats how it usually works. My dad's side were all freemason christians.
>>556428029My dad burned my great great grandpas freemason bible lmao, id say you're spooking me but people like us tend to bump into eachother sooner or later you know what I mean trigga man ?
>>556428449I can upload the picture of my dad's freemasoon bible if you want. Inner sleeve has a police report of my dad killing a black guy with a baseball bat (I won't show that part lol).
>>556428449>>556428029>>556427617>>556427613>>556427510>>556427329>>556427312>>556427195The religious/irreligious dick swinging is cool and all but we should probably get back to talk about the game now
gg doggos
>>556428696gg
>>556428692We are talking about the game in a way. Do you know what a Rosicrucian is?
>>556428652Sounds about right
>>556428751>>556428768loretta's magic hit me on the bird if you were wondering what happened
>>556428848Please teach us, schizo-kun.
I'm going to jerk off
why did u dodge pepe
POEPE WHY WOULD YOU DODGE THE ONLY HARD BOSS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
uh oh pepe aura loss
>>556428969kek, many such casesthose glintblades have a crazy range
im done playing today
>>556429401pussy bitch
>>556429015Christian gnostic faith that excludes the church. The inner light of God exists in you already.>>556428882This thing is massive.
seischnauz mein chungus lieben
>>556428652Nah don't worry about it, there will be a time and place thats not here or relatively closeby.>>556429558I'll never get the time back that I spent reading pistis sophia lmao. I HATE THE CUMAEN SYBIL I HATE THE CUMAEN SYBIL, ps the 2 factions are "In the Image of" vs "As plural"
>>556429141What boss
>>556429558>This thing is massive.so is mine
How much Mind should I run on a pure Faith character? Right now I'm around Level 100 with 24 and it feels really constraining. I can't throw out many incantions and my buffs take a ton out of me.
>>556430303As much as you need.
>>556430303They're buffs, bro. Just take a sip
>>556430303Level it to 30 and see how you feel, could also try armour that increases mind or the FP talisman
>>556430690many such cases
>>556430690where did you get this picture of me?
>>556430303The secret to playing a pure FTH caster is understanding that Mind >>>>>> FTH.The main reason for that is your buffs and heals/regen, those more than make up for the scaling difference, while also making you a lot tankier.The priorities for FTH in PVE is minimum req for spells, then 38 Mind, then 60 FTH, then 60 Vigor, then 80 FTH.Golden Vow should always be up during any difficult fights, there's a reason why it has to be heavily nerfed in PVP.
>>556430690this but without the despair, instead with actual joy
You are using a defunct dormant weapon for your own weapon you start with anyway to fuck with everyone else's loot drops right?
cuck 'zuk
>>556430690Literally me. There is nothing wrong with falling to depth 3 with a ballista build. It's fun screaming as you're the last alive stuck in a reload animation and then dying before you finish.
>>556431613that doesn't work anymore, griefer-kun
>>556397957Blessed truthsayer
>>556432091You the anon with the revvy ballista build? Your build is pretty meta for an offbuild. Its a compliment don't take it wrong. >>556432230I never tried it the bad thoughts just won and I thought about doing it. Did it actually mess with everyone like I assume it would?
>>556432337It was some kinda bug, it was fixed ages ago
>>556432394The 'bug' still happens in my own games so I assume it never got fixed.
>>556432337>Did it actually mess with everyone like I assume it would?No, your dormant weapon type has always only been ~30% drop chance, its entirely possible to get unlucky and for it to just not work for most of the game.
>>556421401>>556422969meanwhile dark sovls pvp is alive and welldsg won
>>556397939I’m the one who killed dsg. It was easy all I did was give updates on what /erg/ was talking about and let everyone know when a new /erg/ thread was made. Which was often when Nightreign was still popular. dsg was already slow so my infrequent irritating posts overwhelmed their general.
>>556432623no it didn't, the people who replay the souls games are not dsg freaks
>>556432002>>556432164These posts are extremely low quality (brown)
>>556432648>I’m the one who killed dsg.
yuh
please queue
>>556433303mmmm nyo
studies confirm /dsg/ was raped to death and its singular brown poster summarily executed in the streets (here’s why that’s a good thing!)
gg gregory
even doe there are thousands of us
gg dreg
gg orz
What a kissable face she has
zuk it up uh uh maddy it up uh uh
dsg just needs its own country. Its people are displaced. It needs its own Israel.
>>556433764who's that?
even doe we merged and now run this shithole
>>556433921can I suck your cock?
>>556433921diversity is our strength diversity built dsg
>>556432337Oh gosh, you saw it. Thank you. It has like nearly 0 fat on it, I adore it. >Isn't she beautiful
wheres the dsg files?
clumsy please
>>556434576I'm going to rape you
ggs
I don't have a favorable opinion of albinaurics
>>556373604guh...
>want to play with /erg/ and have fun stomping bosses with anons>long ass demo for monster hunter stories shadowdropped and is consuming my lifeGomenasai, anon sama! I'll play with you all some other time!
>>556435568don't ever post this pic.
>>556435568When will I get a girlfriend
>>556435568I'm watching my friend play right now. I'm excited.
yaaw
>>556435568Wylder is one lucky motherfucker to wake up this sight every morning
I want to die
>>556435568milds killed monhun
Man this is a bad melty even for him.
What kind of relics should I be looking for on executor?
>>556436726Whatever works best for ya.
gg regular augur
sorry i just really really don't like this map
>>556437665I like great hollows orz
>>556437665it's okay once you get used to it, just leave the routing to me babe
>>556435568do you look like recluse?
i love playing with practice i can just turn my brain off follow him and win
>>556434576What happened?
>>556435290They haven't done anything wrong thoughI think
>>556437913
>>556437976Hi
>>556437923Same with Terr
>>556437923Why doesn't he post on the thread?
>>556437930frick mein chungus lieben!
>>556437923he pings a lot of small poi's
>>556437987You're beautiful
>>556436726he has a couple good relic effects, can work with balancers or just phys4 stacking as well
>>556438281I'm a man
>>556438252They're worth doing if the bosses are red
gg buggg yesss fireballs>>556434931nyo please..
>>556437665should do the left lobster before the church boss. going straight for the trolls is always annoying as hell.
gg laggy teleporting bugs no jutsu
>>556429939she dodged balancers
>>556437930He blocked me because he assumed I'm some schizo I responded to or something.. sad... I like playing with clumsy
>>556438413Bend over and show me your pussy
trip up please
>>556438159Nope. The polar opposite actually. Don’t talk about yourself in third person nasty maggot
Any anons have any fun ideas with the dex relic for recluse. And a dormant power?
gg Giga bugs
gg bugsI'm starting to think bloodboon sucks, despite how cool it is.
>>556438747just play duchess nigga are you retarded
I'm still in love with a girl that I haven't spoken to in 6 years
>>556438820The cocktails are fun restage is gay.
it's another episode of pracuck dodging balancers
>>556438812gg, if you free aim it to the floor you can make a giga bleed puddle, but i think it's one of the bleeds that deal low damage
>>556438928There is a shrimple solution
>>556438864Literally just get another girl.
>>556438812You need to free-aim it, the actual damage is low but its pretty good at inflicting bleed
are there seriously 3 different balancer dodgers in erg now? why? you seriously just want another shitty ass vanilla seed base adel fight where absolutely nothing happens from spawn to completion?
>>556439012Care to share with me? I'm a bit of a dummy!
>>556438963Its definitely better free aimed because the puddle is such an important part of its dps, but even then other spells feel like they do more. And I think it gets poise taxed for being mostly DoT damage unlike frenzy that does a ton of poise damage with its direct hits,
>>556439034Girls that like me don't grow on trees
>>556438369Why are you posting lust provoking images for other men to masturbate to?
>>556438864I feel you. It's been 14 for me. No one's made me feel that way before or after.
>>556367679I dress like this>>556373604but I bark like this.
>>55643944914 years is a long time, anon
>>556439649you're not a girl
>>556439702I look like one.
>>556439912Show us
>>556439195So she likes you back? Then get with her retard>>556438864Low test brown issues
>>556440442She liked me 6 years ago
shut up fags. play the game
>>556440717Kill me
>>556438575>>556438413>>556438369>>556437987>>556438747mating press breeding sex with these women
Geegees Barney.
>>556440971>shoot redmane archer to the ground with ironeye ult>he doesn't dieth-thanks game
>>556428652>Inner sleeve has a police report of my dad killing a black guy with a baseball bat (I won't show that part lol).based ass dad. hopefully you can be high test and based like him one day.
Anyone here playing Nightreign? Why? Isn't it boring to play Nightreign?
>>556441070the platform below saved him sorry i was there but didn't have ult ready ggs
>>556441119Already had my own versions of it. Been in front of a judge a few times with 0 consequences each and every time. I unironically do not ask my family about my family anymore.
>>556441272I've been in front of a "judge" a few times. The Last Judge that is. Lmao!!!!!! Any gamers in the chat?
>>556441272why do your posts trigger that fool so hard?
>>556441151I’m not playing Nightreign because it is boring. I mostly just shitpost and reminisce about Elden Ring and SOTE and all the fun stuff that came with that. I haven’t played any games in months.
>>556441564Its probably a /pol/ bot that is getting activated by the language being used.
>>556440647Anon you aren’t a romantic. You’re just stagnant. And retarded. But mostly stagnant. Get active and go get another girl.
>>556441827I'm the girl now
@dsg u there
PRACTICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!
>>556440449who's that?
>>556442464AI doesn't know the snow crone has a reference model in the game so it based it on rennala.
duchess sitting on my face
gg brother and undertaker, normie maris nice free bossdo you guys like darkness or regular duchy skin more
>>556441272that’s good. lucky you.
>>556443218darkness is really pretty
>>556441879Well now genius. She liked you before when you were normal. So how the fuck would the girl you were in love with going to respond to you chemically castrating yourself and mutilating yourself while crossdressing? How would she respond to your porn addiction mind breaking you to the point where you are presenting yourself as a living mockery of her natural womanhood?
>>556443218I love girls
>>556443271Devil's luck maybe, I don't like it.
woah same team
>>556443887Its like no one uses that pass but you and your friends. Its probably time to remove it from the OP post.
first time beating d5 dreglord yay ggs, glad it went so well
greg is so fun crazy how hes in the same dlc as erectile dysfunction balancer ggs
>>556441879cringe
>>556443598it’s going to get worse. look at it this way, you’re better prepared for it than most when it does.
Encountered the most retarded Guardian I've seen in a long time. we start the expedition by clearing the starting camp, then going to an invader fort full of jars and sorcerers. The guardian rushes in, aggroing all the enemies inside. We end up in a death cycle that takes half of the day, before someone pings elsewhere. Then we're distracted by locusts, but the pest is out in the rain, so it only wastes our time before disappear on its own.We're at level 1, and the first half of the day is gone. We pass by an easy soldier camp, but the guardian rushes to the castle instead to fight higher level enemies. The revanent dies in the solider camp then quits. The guardian is nowhere near killing a banished knight until I show up. We get the kill and a few others, only being able to level up to 4, before the first day is over.Of course we wipe to the day 1 boss.
>>556444684based lolcow giving us the laughs.
>>556444684He was Chinese too.
>>556443951keep trying goofy
breaking news north korea banned hot dogs
>>556443374You sound upset
>>556445441more like breaking jews. am i right fellow gamers?
male humor be like, racism! i like being racist!
>>556446021>>556445441>>556444838>>556444684good posts with good points and/or good jokes
>>556445463The man just told me he couldn’t get over a girl and then joined a suicide cult. As a fellow man it is my imperative to tell him how retarded that is. My hope is he will snap out of it.
please queue for depth 5
Are red weapons considered tier 3+?
>>556446131… Yes? The issue being?
Geegees Balancers.
GG ed birds!guys, when the worm jumps over you, should you jump or roll it, I keep dying to that...
woohoo we won
Fun times with balancer(s)
>>556444240post more boobs
>>556447596>combo one>1 hp left>she retaliates by grabbing memany such cases
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
>>556447821Chaos???
>>556447604yes thanks for the carry! you're very steady in this boss so it helps, after you learn to just avoid their initial rush it's not that bad... just the stupid janky worm
>>556447925np sisyeah the worm sucks when it wriggles towards you after the spear rain, hard to dodge that one and if someone downs it can snowball from there
>>556447921
>>556447921WE HAVE TO KILL CHAOS
>>556448101It always slithers 4 times then jumps, what I do for that part is sprint towards it to the right and that usually gives me an opening to avoid it as it's zig zagging to the opposite side. I just died to when it jumps over you, I think you just jump that
Just lost to ED Pest, because there was 3 damage split between us. And my undertaker partner fell SIX TIMES. She was already 3 bar during phase 1.
>>556448527loool, 10 games later, and I'm exactly where I left off yesterday.
>>556447921… Vergil is anti-chaos?
>>556447921based post
>>556447921That's rich coming from chaos himself
>try to get off cheeky heal while worm spawns>blood splotch spawns at my exact coordinatesorz gg
the cheesiest dishonest builds vs the dishonest boss, ggs
>>556448773Maybe they mean the enemies? It’s weird yeah
smoothest ED balancers so far ggs, that felt great. duchess seems pretty good against them toobtw tinpo you have two dormant power discover reapers which i'm pretty sure doesn't increase the chance of getting them
huh. will never use this, but neat
>>556450004ggs, yeah i picked a non don set by mistake, i wouldve slot in invader+stomp like usual
sex with tinpo
1/3 am queueing
>>556406396>terrtroon meltykino
can you run two dormants at once or does only one take effect?
>>556450004there's a reason practice demands a duchess in every balancer lobby
>>556450795>>556450795>>556450795Go
>>556428848I actually did know what it is. Feels good. My sources keep me informed and learned.
>>556424801Interesting. That sucks.>On my first day here I went to /b/ and learned that they killed some bitch named female mitch.Qrd?
>>556419520Ochaco mating press
>>556413809hot>>556418698this
>>556420161kek
>>556425654you will never be a shartoid
>>556450004ugly "art"
>>556450727yeah because hes dogshit and needs carried
>>556424852weird seething trooner post
>>556430690This is one weird image that gets weirder the longer I stare at it.
>>556437923Considering he's a brown laggard and queue dodger, it's the opposite for me. >>556438159No, not really.
>>556435568Kino, needs Duchess' boot on her ass and a whip in hand.
>>556436890relevance?
>>556433667>>556432958>>556433792>>556433823>>556433921>>556434058>>556434227obnoxious thread shitting faggot
>>556439982>no response Telling
>>556440449don’t post kino here thanks
>>556448382>>556447925cute needy bratty sister
>>556453740No *fucks you*
>>556453845weirdo
>>556453896Know your place *fucks you harder*
>>556453896He’s right. Do better. *fucks you too*
gg greg good fight, good death knights clutch, their hits are delayed on purpose...
Hey you suck dick nig
huh?
GG greg again, that recluse damage I kneel... like 6k per gravity well. Guarding boosts magic on staff/seal is so nice
stfu trash you brown porn addict freak
>>556458389I'm not tr*sh im terr
>>556458208move to the new thread retard
>>556458572Oh thanks I didn't notice <3
>>556458446>t*rrd eww>>556458827I'm going to put a white baby in your, slut
Mixed erg babies!
I sucked a dick and spit in your moms pussy thats how you were made
