Ilsa Trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm0YcjNdqZE>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Zeta, Vaseraga, Eustace, Beatrix>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Thread: >>556232969
Futa General
peepee poopoo ass game
I want all three of the Relink generals in Rising
>>556399480>self-spoilering 'fuck'
DSG.
All Nier posters are black troons
let's kill da ho
Soon
hey relink actually got content. amazing.
i luv sheep
What is with people acting like Cygames is under some obligation to add more shit to a 6 year old fighting game with 40 characters,
>>556402601>6 year old fighting game
Just bought the game. Who do I pick to win by just spamming some degenerate shit?
>>556402601Yeah but why shouldn't CyGames be cool and let it become an 8 year old fighting game with 50 characters?
>>556403337vikala
Lately I've been into monster girls, do we have any of those in grub?(not counting momsusia)
>>556403337CagliostroWilnasLowain
>>556403337Yes
I wish big sisters were real
>>556402601Cygames is clearly trying to move into the west more, it makes zero sense to abandon one of their more sucessful nongacha outings
>>556402601cygames themselves said they were adding more shit
i have yet to receive my promised meaty
I've only ever played Nikke, how hard is to get units I want on the grub gacha?
>>556405061cute picrel
>>556405578Very easy to get random units during certain times of the year: in Christmas/New Year's and Anniversary (in April) you get the most freebies. Summer is alright as well. If you save your rolls for these times it's easy to get the character you want. I "sparked" (rolled for a specific character, having accumulated enough rolls to get her for sure) for the first time once I had played about 8 months or so.
The balance is eternally fucked at this point and too many characters and system mechanics need to be nerfed, so just add one of the small cute girls in great presentation and call it a day.
>>556407159No, add several!
>>556407395At this point I dont see them adding more than 1 characterIt will be Id anyway, so its whatever. I just felt like screaming into the void for no reason
>>556402601Umas are paying for it.Why not?
>>556404358>one of their more sucessful nongacha outings>successful
>>556399480
so which male character is getting the battlepass costume
>>556408294zooey againher numbers didn't go up enough even with the buffs and everyone needs to play zooey according to cygames internal documentation
>>556408294Lowain SSR is by far the most likely of all the characters to receive the next battle pass costume.
If the world was ending would you guys wanna ageplay with me
>>556399480>Ilsa speaking ebonicsfuck off
>>556404590They never said this
Alright saige, put her in
they should put ilsa in
they should put me in ilsa
they should put ilsa in him
our favorite character will make it into relink dlc
>>556413564How in the fuck is Vira still not in Relink?
>>556413564Why did you seal her?And more importantly why would you seal her away in that?Do you really think a flimsy plastic bag could contain her?
>>556413564sorry but bea won
>>556413704>Vira>Soriz>Yuel>Albert>Nier>AnilaHere's the rest of the expac roster. Ilsa, Vikala, and Grimnir are dlc. Zooey and MSQshit are held back for the next major story update
this little shit killed rising
>>556420897sex with this character
>>556408114ILSA TANLINES
>>556420897Don't worry, my wife will revive rising
wish me luck with my interview tomorrowi worked there before so i have to hope my old supervisor didnt write anything bad when i quit with no notice
Tanlines are dumpster taste.
some reason my post was cutoff before I included the fact that I'm berry gay. I'm so gay I use the word berry instead of very
>>556421963That's a shame, good luck with your interview though!
>>556422183I'm berry employed right now though, you are thinking of the posted above me
>posted
>>556422556cute lickable tiger pits...
>>556422556I am quite fond of these characters
Not buying relink btw, call me when it gets good characters like Zooey or Yuel
sussus amogus
Imagine.
>>556401582Thank you
Isn't there a Lucilius fight already in relink? Why add Beelzebub then? I thought his whole thing is to be a jobber to Luci
>>556424548dangerously smooth
>>556425153theres no correlation luci was just a super boss added to the game for fun (and grind). unless they do add in a story reason for bubs
My beautiful tiger wives
Dumb amogus duo
Bubz is several times cooler than gaycilius, there's a reason he's used to promote all things grub related and he even got his own plush
You better not've pressed a button at fullscreen.
>>556425972seggs>>556426050extreme seggs
>>556424040this. relink character selection is godawful, it's almost all boring serious characters with no personality. charlotta might be the only fun character there
>>556426271Yeah, would be really fucking funny if you did
>>556425153>Why add Beelzebub then?Have you not been paying attention to anything Cygames related over the past month? Beelzebub immediately improves every single thing he touches. He goes with everything.
>>556426486Your fate is over SiegfraudSeriously though who wins if Luci and Sieg SBA at the same time?
>>556426621fukuhomo
these niggas gay for beelzebub
>>556426621Should be testable in training mode if anyone can be fucked to try, have either Sieg or Luci wake up SBA and try to time it.
Do NOT google "beelzebub plush"
>>556427370Why not? It's just some homo with orange hair
>>556427370???
>>556428496>has the wing tooNice
>>556428993need a woman like this
>>556428993whorse
>>556429032
>>556429876mmm horse poo
>>556429032>blue nail paintno you don't
>>556428993>>556429876omg hors wife confirmed for season 3???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tnOYh_jIZ0GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>556433913Showing up for them to confirm Rising EoS
I've been having a pretty rough time recently. Haven't had the will to do anything. Today I booted the game, played for a bit and had a lot of fun. Improved my mood impressively.Fighting games... are fun??
What puts me off chasing higher level in this game other than the fucked up corner to corner tard combos and like 15 total faggot characters is it feels like once you start playing against people who know how to use evade the game turns into the same kind of messy guessy fake shit as SF6. Like for me in shitter ranks pressuring someone with Vira's 236L to keep them from mashing then sneaking in 214Ms is fun, but then people just start sidestepping both on one timing and fun time is over and I feel like a retard for thinking I was even playing the game any more than throwing out -8 moves and not getting punished.Like I get it that you need to keep the threat of not canceling into anything or doing a shorter/longer move and punishing the evade but it isn't my hobby so to speak, why do fighting games hate chip damage so much now.>>556433913JP has the same subs if you aren't trans
The only reason to believe in S3 is that Siete isn't in Versus yet
>>556433913holy shit it's the character guide man
>>556433913yooo more relink stuff?im happy for relinkbrosi wish i could play it but my shitbox can not run it
Is the lobby still going? it feels like the last time I saw a lobby status? was weeks ago
>>556435675The lobby is dead
>>556435675game is garbage
>>556435675I'm too busy explusing snot out of my shnoze.
>>556434606>why do fighting games hate chip damage so much now.Fight Wilnas and you'll know why modern fighters hate chip damage
>>556435675open your eyes blind nigga weve been having lobbies every singel day
CLEAN THE GUNK OUT OF YOUR EARS AND LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! ANON ARENA IS HOSTING A GRANBLUE FANTASY VERSUS RISING TOURNAMENT ON FEBRUARY 12 @8PM EST! ENLIST IN THE LINK BELOW AND SHOW THE FRUITS OF YOUR TRAINING!https://challonge.com/Boot_Camp_BeatdownAny questions? Ask them.
>>556435909Too busy getting counter hit from 3/4 screen for that.
>>556436167Ayo who man's dis is?
>>556436167will ilsa step on my pp?
>>556436167is you dumb??
>>556436082How would I know if no none talks about it
>open Granblue>met with Bea's dumb face>open Relink announcement>Beaah hell
>>556436167Been a while since the last one of these...so it's a Thursday night?
>>556427876>>556428993>>556430247>>556429876gracias
>>556436443>>556200559>>556209541>>556027001>>556085552>>555962489
>>556436167Will this be streamed with a charismatic TO commentating? I won't play if not
>>556436353I'm me. Been doing tournaments for years.>>556436370If you win.>>556436426Couldn't find a decent art piece of Isla being pissed in time.>>556436578Yep. Thursday night.>>556437012Always.
>>556428993>>556429876>>556430247whorse
>>556437072>Couldn't find a decent art piece of Isla being pissed in time.Ilsa is more of a shit girl than piss girl
>>556436443It takes two to tango and I'm right here waiting for you
bully rats
>ultimate superboss>round start Karma
>>556438205mickey
>>556436983noooo doesn't count doesn't count
>>556438205I didn’t roll that
>>556435675people join the lobby without saying lobby status now. you can still post lobby status if you want games
>>556438205Gran didn't evade what a noob
>>556438205round start plus frames
can't wait for roundstart unisonic
evens Vikala gets buffed next patchodds Lowain gets buffed next patch
>>556439359im gonig to fukcing kill you
>>556438164
>>556439359you stupid fvcking bitch...
>>556439359what have you done...
there's nothing wrong with lowain learn the matchup
I play Metera and have no issue with Lowain. Just shoot him with your projectile.
@xewom did u see Maglielle is now playable in relink
>>556440018this but unironically
LOBBY STATUS4/100SOON TO BE 5/100
So I spent like 20 hours of my life just to figure out S++5 is the old S5, why does the person who came up with this shit get paid more than me.
>>556439305When does the right side start
>>556440850impossible, we haven't hosted a single lobby in years...
>>556440209xewom is busy jorkin’ it to harvin hentai including maglielle
>>556440850What makes you so certain it'll be 5/100?
>>556441251Because I have arrived
>>556441161
>>556441349>two r's
>>556441382that’s how you know he’s on serious business
>>556440018this but cag
>>556441382he was typing onehanded
>>556441512this one is true thoughever
Hail to the King
>>556441512this but unironically
>>556440101>your projectile.
>>556441763i sit like this
How do I bubsmaxxx if I'm 5'5''
>>556442064Bubz may be tall but has manlet energy
I have no idea what Vira does against Vikala besides hope they get bored enough to come in DP range
>>556442143holy TRVKE
>>556442064have something to prove and make sure everyone knows it
GGs Virabro. I'm not going to defend those animations. Wilnas's high/low mixup is mad fraudulent.
>>556442143He is our Vegeta after all.
If Bubs is such a jobber, then how does he play it off so well? You tend to forget he even lost in the first place
>>556442369half of gbvsg is shorter than astolfo? no...
somebody come play with me
If you ever feel insecure about your height, just remember that from the dawn of recorded history, while we have evolved many new internal adaptations and things you'd never notice or care about, the literal only morphological change we've seen the human race as a whole go through is that we've gotten taller over time.So at the end of the day out of everything, height is the sole determining factor in deciding whether or not you will have kids.
>>556442658A single well-delivered "merely a setback" can instantaneously restore al aura a villain lost in a previous encounter.
>>556442658It may or may not have something to so with the fact that he one shotted Lucifer
>>556442658Bubs is so comically overpowered in the lore that any defeat is just because he didn't really try. He's a man that has transcended the laws of reality so even if you kill him by reducing him to nothing he can just poof himself back into existence.
>>556440209nyes
>>556442782This just makes me feel more insecure!
>>556443187I don't care much about Harvins but Maglielle is so great.
>>556442782>>556443367Despite being short, I'm not insecure about height. But I'm pretty sure you can find all kind of bogus shitstatistics, like succesful people being taller or whatever
>>556443149beelzebub ever not trying 110% makes no sense thoughthis means he doesnt actually want to beat lucllius or accomplish anything ever
>>556443568It is an observed, studied, and scientifically recognized fact that taller people are seen as more attractive and that people see them as leaders, among other things
I just want to piss in the quiet
"I love shotos" Get That Ass Banned. Mods, ban anyone named Gran, Djeeta, Belial, Siegfried, or any other shoto name. Stop naming your kids these shoto names.
>play the same guy 9 times in a row in rankedThe idea this is a fighting game golden age for anyone but Japanese SF6 streamers is so absurd I have never seen them so fucking dead. Of course CotW flopped, everyone has given up on the whole genre because they still haven't caught up to old ass games like CSS and LoL.
>>556443674If only Alexander the Great had read your post, he could have killed himself for being 5'5'' instead of doing all that conquest shit
>>556443874b-b-but...but bubs-sama... you...
>>556442369How in fuck's name is Vegeta that light? The height, I can understand, it's just height it's up in the air and unfortunately some of us ends up being manlets, but there's no fucking way he's just 56kg. I CAN LITERALLY JUST PICK HIM UP
>>556443916Maybe that's why he only had 1 failure of a son instead of the hordes of bastards every other ruler ever had
>>556443941Mods, crush his skull.
>>556444019>taking any anime character's listed age, height, or weight seriously>ever
>>556443742I’m an expert at hitting the side of the toilet bowl so my pee is quiet
>>556443916Alexander and Napoleon were average height for their time. The only true manlet leader in history is Putin.
>>556444290I piss as hard as I can into the centre of the bowl and I do this in stalls with the door opened behind me instead of in a urinal
>>5564439165'5" was probably pretty tall at the time.
>>556443742Syurrendyer to the wyipe invyite the syound of the flyush
>>556444475this but I close the door
>>556444445Imagine height being so ludicrously important that a guy being average instead of 6 foot turned him into a word synonymous with shortness centuries later and reduced his legacy as one of the greatest millitary leaders in history into a joke
>>556444445>>556444505Alexander was below average.Hitler was 1.75cm
Relink is going to take all our new characters now...
>>556444542Pussy
>>556444804>>556444257
More like Grand Poo PantsPissing Re:Stink
>>556441763King of Jobbers
>>556444980That's a great joke, come to my garden for a special prize
Roguelike mode for Rising when?
>>556445513Ranked is already the Roguelike modeYou get a random chance for a GM smurf to take all your gemmies
>>556445513After the frogmode
This character will be added to RisingTrust me, my dad works at Nintendo.
>>556445859But we already got Grimnir in the game?
>>556444843I value my privacy
>>556444980holy fuark they're dead bro
>>556445513Pretty sure that's just survival>You have to start over if you die or time out>You get power ups at random every 5 rounds
If you are a man below 5'8, just do the world and yourself a favour, become a sissy.
>Anon is projecting his gay fantasies again
>>556446820I'm the pillowalso I'm 6'6" I'm just kneeling. please I'm not short don't think I'm short oh god oh fuck please no no no no no don't laugh at me
>put silent JLX2 joystick in my arcadeamajig>just the right mounting stiffness that it makes the top panel ring every time I press a button effectively making the whole thing louder overallCool
>>556446820>Posts the character associated with a genuine faggotkek
>>556447487Meth Zoi left a year ago, you have to let him go gaybro
>>556447487>the character associated with a genuine faggot??????
>2 hours in training>find some new stuff>feeling good>go play some games>lose 16 games straight>get tbagged and BM'd>quit>mood ruined for the rest of the daywhy did I even bother really, I should know better by now
GOLSHI TO IN LOBBY ON MAIN ACCOUNT LOOK LOOOOOK
>>556448534>>get tbagged and BM'dFucking Lucilius and Abels
>>556448350Quite a while ago we had a meth head zoimain that eventually posted a picture of himself wearing lingerie talking about how he was gonna get gang banged later that night.At least that's what I assume he's referring to.
>>556448534join the lobby instead
>0 hours in training>believe in victory>win
>>556448534Plug on all BMersFrame limit at 1fps if you have time
>>556448660same experience minus the tbagging
>>556448201>>556448641He is the official zoi /gbvsg/ rep.
>>556448595Take your meds
>>556449203PEOPLE NEED TO LOOOOOOKthe TRUTHHHHH
NERF
8/100
Patch....... notes.....................
>>556450037Lowain buffs!!
>>556450037do we ever get them this early? it's always day before right
Man I'm glad that character specific ranks exist so a Gran main doesn't have to worry about playing a radically different character like Katalina against their peers that would really be awful for player retention
>>556450037Fixed: nothingChanged: some irrelevant shitEffort: noneThere you go
>>556426486what if they add a "Nano Mode" to rising and it's you picking a character and just beat up random faceless soldiers in a pseudo-beat em up style but then a tiny version of a character spawns in and starts to harass your anklesso you can have nano sieg doing ᵒʳᵏᵃᵃn ᵁᵂᴱ for massive damage but the nano charlotta is just like a few pixels and it would be the most broken nano boss
ggs zooeygawd, ratgawd, sieggawd, any other gawds i may be forgetting.
>>556452289Cygames... hire this man...?
>>556452310
>>556452754Thanks for saving granblue, Siegfried
>>556452754Siegfried back to top tier confirmed
>>556452754sieg belongs in a trash can
grok generate sesame street with oscar replaced by siegfried
no, I won't do that.
Grok, kiss me. Give me a big sloppy kissy kiss.
Grok, generate a video of a polar bear mauling Zooey
GGs lobbybros
>>556454104
>>556454724I can't believe Zoi is fucking dead
>>556454724de fucking lete this
>>556454724Most impressive, Grok, most impressive.
Seething Beelzelgeuse
>>556451416I thought S+ was good enough when I first made Masters because I was awful with other characters and it took me a while to get to Master on them so it didn't feel unfair. But I changed my mind, it should go up to S++ or just give you Master on all characters.It also worked more nicely before because you did not have Silver, Gold and GM
I did it /gbvsg/ I finally tried fucking a sandwich.Best decision I've ever made in my life
>>556456631do you live under a rock?
>>556456631
>>556456648Bea
>>556456631too good for mud huh ?>>556456648big blurry beas
Bea
>>556457560built for paizuri
>>556457184Mud feels better, but it requires the right amount of moisture in the ground
>>556454724holy shit
Meet your season 3 guest
>>556459645>meet your *flops*good one dumbo
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2019682725373067671>the fight continues in Rising!HOPECHADS WE'RE SO BACK
>>556459859>new character chibis not includedGRIMGRIMGRIM
need paag eve from stellar blade as a guestnow that's a money printer
>>556459645Fine by me
>>556460176Siero erotic
>Cag H teleport is a 13f plus on block side swapThis is a kusoge, what the FUCK
>>556461513Mr Cagger told me it's reactable en vulnerable to mashing I just don't know the matchup
>>556460978How the fuck do you people find Siero hotFor the longest time I thought she was a fucking boy
>>556461928They are ironic.
>>556461928Sir you're in a wendy where there are people who want to be sexually bullied by a Djeeta with a dick.
>>556461928I also thought siero was a boy
ketsuketsu battle
>>556461627How does he excuse the air unblockable 3/4 screen special in a game I need to use a cool down just to not get punished for anti-airing an empty jump early.
>>556462063I assure you there is no irony here.
>super model among harvinsThe figure studio model does not refleflect the height difference between her and Charlotta, btw
>>556358909>i will never amount to anythingMy first time playing Dark Souls I managed to get Hawkwood big mad with me. His words when he kills you were then etched into my soul>We will never amount to anything. Not you, not I...
https://x.com/i/status/2019698867437293718
>>556462135Djeeta, that's rude
>>556462891dead egg rail cannon...
>>556462087Really? there are anons out there fucking mud yet you draw the line at one of the tamest fetishes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crknvugNSd8it's up
>>556463169>AUTODUBBED"im the voice actress""IZZA"
>>556463235>ZITA'S FOETUS WONDERSi always heard bitching about how horrible autodub was but now i finally understand.
Ilsa's overviewhttps://www.4gamer.net/games/680/G068071/20260127062/
>>556463491>Meterless middlescreen wallbounceIssa top 5
https://x.com/i/status/2019618039168409872
>>556463948Why is jiita often paired with Seox and Seofon
>>556464041Siete really likes danchou and acted like annoying big brother to them. Seox was adopted by danchou's dad when he was traveling, and he revealed it to them not long ago
>>556464041Grandad adopted Seox after he massacred his own clan so he's like an older brother to the MC, Seofon sees the potential the C has and tries to position himself as a sort of mentor but comes off more like a weird uncle.
>>556463156don't act like you wouldn't
>>556463169>big range on her normals>can knock the opponent to the other side of the screen and reload for free>seems to have decent zoningI'm guessing she'll have low HP like Meg?
>>556464571That's a dragon
>>556464693no this is the second coming of cagliostro
So, if they've revealed the next Battle Pass chibi, why haven't they revealed the next costume?
>>556463169The character select screen needs some reorganization.
>>556464909It's granblue fest Meg
>>556464795nothis is
>>556464957.......... I'm hoping this is an outdated build what the FUCK
>>556464957one more homo dragon under wilnas
>>556464957S3 deconfirmed?
>>556465213no they just ad id to complete the bad dragon totem pole:siegfriedvikalawilnasid
>>556459859>『ライジング』へ繋がる物語と戦いを、引き続きよろしくお願いします!Japanese is the most nonsensical fucking language>"The stories and battles of Rising, continue, please!"Ok, but what the fuck does that even mean? Are they telling me to just keep having fun with the game? Are they saying that the game is going to continue (receiving support)? Are they WISHING for the game to continue receiving support but they can't be certain yet, so they just have to wish for it?>"eop n4 can't into context lol"Yes I am an EOP N4, now explain to me how this gook language is an actual language spoken by actual fucking humans instead of just a weird puzzle that people decipher like they're doing a crossword or something. Fucking Asians. Fuck.
all kinds of runes are memesjap, chink gooks to a lesser degree ig
>>556464957>no more space for any charactersoh no no no no no...!
>>556463169>counter hit BC is still an HKD
>>556464957>Id deconfirmedIf we get no S3 then I’d rather Ilsa just be the last character tbdesu
>>556465029That's a NEET
>>556465818
>>556465818T-this might a be a test build... ahah
>>556465854
>>556465818And 66L is still 8f
Her win screen is kind of cheap looking. Strong start but the second half she just makes a lame pose that doesn't even show her face or anything.
Aw yeah, time to doom again
>>556466103But it is minus on block now.
>>556466147You know who has a cool winscreen, anon?that's right Wilnas
Finna reinstall I guess>>556466643>WilnasIt's ok. I don't really like the comedic tone ones so his food stuff is whatever, but the screen freeze is at the end is good.
>>556462774How can a sauna be coeducational? What a weird language English is.
>>556466787why did you omit the hours
>>556466921Because they're low.
>>556466597BAMPI
>>556465818There is no way you legitimately believed that they would rework system mechanics a month before AWT
My friend wants to try the game when Ilsa's coming out. I hope the game doesn't die immediately after...
>>556467207They're never reworking BC and 66L regardless of AWT
ruria
>>556468204Thigh and ankle rings are erotic
>>556467879Wrong, season 3 will nerf both and most ults as well. Believe in victory!
>>556463169another character with a massive 66L
>>556468359And massive normalsAnd a strong projectileAnd most likely plus frames out the ass
IlsaIslaLisa
>>556469058Alis
Pilsa
>>556468276only on lolis with nice thighs
Imagine Ilsa farting in your face because you messed up your training drills haha
>Lowain and Metera get huge nerfs>Ilsa comes out and is just as much cancer, if not worse
Nerf Cagliostro
>>556469326*smoooooooooch*
>>556475284Those are some ugly tits
>>556459859The way hopecucks cling to throwaway twitter posts is both pathetic and hilarious.
>>556460176it's the roster for original Versus? Why would it include the Rising cast?
just woke upi'm here to preemptively say, learn the matchup she's honest
>>556481004Would be carcer or unplayable.stand hate
>>556480785She's broken and I'm blocking downplaying retards like you
It doesn’t matter if Ilsa is broken or not because the game will die a week after she releases anyway
very much dead and very much sloppa and very much gaym
DoomGAWDSHopeFRAWDS
>boolets>reloading boolets>boolets that don't matter because she gets free reloadsI TOLD YOU SHE WAS THE HAPPY CHAOS FUNCTIONI TOLD YOU NAKED DOGEZA RIGHTNYOW
Can’t wait for Metera to get no changes so that one anon has to suck cocks
>>556485324Some anons do that for free.
>>556485324>implying that’s not what he wanted all along
>>556484791>boolets that don't matter because she gets free reloadsWas there any doubt about that?
>>556465483The language evolved to be vague as the culture became obsessed with politeness and deference. I like Japan but I'm glad I speak English.
What kind of gun has 9 bulletsDoes she have 4.5 in each one?
>>556486005Are you really going to question the viability of these fantasy weapons?
>>556486005>Gunlet doesn't understand firearmsSad
>>556486005
>>556488327Stinky made it better wtf is this shit
>>556488327Ilsa's wide hips
Ilsa doesn't even make sense when literally one society member out of 4 isn't already a hardass who takes their job super seriously
>>556472164>Lowain and Metera get huge nerfslet's not get carried away now
>>556486005me cumming into your mom 9 times
>>556488602the society is full of footsoldiers and goons aspiring to greatnessit's a pretty large organization
i still love you
>>556490202Thanks, Vyrn
does anyone want to play? EU
>no reversal >no armor>not a zoner>need 50 meter for anything resembling setplaybottom tier bros, say hello to your new roommate
Yes, I believe Percival and Lancelot are top tier BUT I would never, ever play them
>>556490816She looks like worse Zooey and Zooey is already kind of mid
ohoohhoooooohhhhhh
>>556491706Still waiting for lazy ass anon to do something interesting with his Djeeta plush
>>556492626Niia please stop spiking the water...
>>556490768are you still looking?
>>556491912I hope he's being mice to his
If I see that fucking cat one more time
>>556493030don’t do it
>>556492985sure
>>556493162I’ll join the lobby in a few minutes. You’re okay with NA EC right?
>>556493303yeahnot sure if the connection will work but we can try
>>556493347great. Can’t play for too long though
when are we going to have the rat discussion
>>556493939Rat mains say she's fine, only rat posers pretend she's "le bad"
>>556493939We'll have it after 2.50 when she gets buffed to top 5 because Arcsys doesn't know how to balance zoners.
>>556494036>Rat mains say she's fineSource
>>556494437He's quoting me, I main rat
>>556494624Nonsense then. kay
>>556494437https://x.com/UCrescentMoon/status/2019050038178046116
>>556494770
>>556494770LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
What's up with all the Abel players? He's second place in Master, but only 12th overall. Vira and Galleon are also first and third for overall usage so their placements just match their population, Abel is weirdly overrepresented in masters. What gives? I thought this was an unstable, unreliable gimmick character who dies in one hit and has to gap hard.
>>556495963>has to gap hard.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Jesus anon, nice one
you guys are laughing but he beat the shit out of cocomayhaps he's right?
>>556495963>unstable, unreliable gimmick character who dies in one hit and has to gap hard.he is, the game is just so dead that all the good players just fuck around on joke characters like abel and vikala now because the entire playerbase in master or higher is either carried turboshitters thanks to the ranking system or FG gods
>>556495963Abelialfags were always massive crybabies and downplayers that want to get away with warcrimes. Their character already has everything, except health.Also, this character just robs people in lower-ranks that don't know the match-up, so he automatically floats into masters. He's one of the prime "learn the MU or die" characters, just not as tournament-viable as Cag, Lowain or Metera.
GGs charlottabro
>>556496432GGs
Synn also used to say Zooey was fine but everyone was like "NYOOOOOOO BYUFF ZOI" and now that she is good the sentiment shifted to "NYOOOOOOO NERF ZOI I HATE HER"
>>556496748>the sentiment shiftedOne anon is not "the sentiment".
i still haven’t learned the Abel matchup…
>>556497274Never evade when you see the screen turn blue and get ready to either jump or 2H when he starts floating
>>556497274don’t get 66H’d
>>556497274I personally just gap with my godlike reactions until they realizes they can just 214U dodge punish my ass for free
Thoughts on moneymatching?
>>556498396If I'm throwing away my money I'd rather do it on food or weeaboo shit.
>>556498396nigger behavior, unironically
>>556497715>get ready to either jump or 2H when he starts floating>gets lasered into 50% combo
>>556498813>block>if he goes for the command grab jump>if he does the laser you do nothing>if he does the followup after the laser you 2H
>>556499186if he goes for divekick then he’s + so BC
>>556498615What's it like to have such low testosterone?
>>556498396Sure...one dollar!
>>556499519I would unironically do a 1 dollar money match
>>556499186>if he goes for the command grab jump>He thinks I can react to that
>>556499186How big of a dose of vyvanse do you have to be on to react to that shit I just jump sometimes and hope i guess correctly
>>556500410It's easy, I just react to the flash and then die because it was the laser
GGs Zeta-anon.
>>556462774sevastien for s3
>>556500549I'm still trying to react to what he did 5 seconds ago by the time i realize he's in the air he's already comboing me for 70%
>>556500648GGsSorry about that my chat broke and I had to restart the game.
>>556500989No worries, I figured it was something like that given how wonky the lobbies are.
>>556501075>lobbies are still buggy>rooms are still buggySurely they'll fix that in season 3, right?
>abel kills me with f.H 236L f.H 236L>ask what to do after the match>”jump the gap and punish”>abel kills me with a 236M into unblockable next match because I jumpednigger character and players
>>556501393>fixlmao>season 3LMAO
>>556501520Can't you just take your turn after 236L? It's -6
>>556501393The best I can do is another minigame no-one will ever play day after the patch and EX Uno.
>>556502028this dude is a cygames insider
we could use some new bruise stages...
>>556502445Fuck bruise, when's the last time we got a new stage?
>>556502667This season
>>556502667Sand came with one
>>556502828What was it?
>>556503037Canaan shrine
>>556502025With how far it pushes you out it's a gamble again
>>556502025>-6only point blank
IMMA charge my fireball AND run behind it
>>556503870das rite
>>556503870bubzGOD
>>556503145Shit's so boring and stale that I completely forgot about it.
my wife for the new uma pack in rising
Io soon
hahahaha 66lll is soooooooOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE THIS MOVE FUKUHARA-SAN
>>556504057what are you on about nigger? it's one of the nicest looking stages
>>556504071I wanna sneak into her house and write 67 on every wall to drive her crazy
>>556504630Sex
>>556495963He is garbage but fun.Plus this >>556496375
>>556505271I would do a lot more than just that
>>556505163There's nothing going on, it's just a boring, lifeless ruin with zero character.
>Get the same concurrent players as every other month that doesn't have a character release>mmmm the gayme is ded ackshuallydoomcucks are getting desperate
>>556506176Who art thou addressing?
i still haven’t unlocked those two stages through story mode
delicious
>ssba still takes two crystalsmickey game
>>556506398she looks like my gay aunt
>>556506398I wonder if she will have a tanned colour
>>556506621You're sick, kekhander
>>556506621tanned like meg sure, but brown? nyuck
>>556506595we heckin loooOOOoooOoove cumbacks just for existing
i wanna meet funnyhander in real life and greet him with a handshake when suddenly i SCHWARZE FANGE himno ubers involved
>>556463169She seems to have good conversion as long as she has ammo.better than Sexo at least, her rekka seem more safe.
death to all namedroppers
Guys, I think Kekhander might actually be a little overweight man with hair all over his body and not a cute twin tail blondetard female....
>>556507304Good thing my gf kosmos is a goth twink
oh no a name now he's getting hacked and kidnapped
>>556507489Sorry, she is already claimed by me.
>>556507562Nyo...
>>556507304don't...say things like that...
>>556507489where did he go
I want to have sex with the anon that looks like narmaya irl, you know who
>>556507973gucci...
>>556507973You will never have sex
OUGI
Vasanon tightly grabbing me with his one hand, while he unzips his pants with the other>I got something very nice for you to eat right here
>>556507304Blogposting about yourself on an anonymous image board is gay, BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW that I take great pride in my peak otter-mode body.
what do you do when you want to play the game a lot but everytime you do you get frustrated and even then you want to go for another match?
>>556508402you exercise self restraint and stop playing anyways
>>556508395Nice lie. You are waay too retarded in-game to be fit irl.
>>556508285
>>556508402think about your mentalityinstead of "ah damn I fucked up I'm so retarded" just say "damn nice anti-air" "nice awareness" "I need to readjust my pressure timing" when you get nailedimportantly this also helps you identify your opponents' behaviors
>>556508402You merely accept the pain.
>>556508693Barely any of the actual "good" tournament players are fit and work out.
>>556475284taking advantage of donkeys
>>556508402I go for a run-up DP to reset my mental.
>>556509086what if they block it?
>>556509160You alt+F4
>>556508920Post body
>>556508816that shit doesn't work at all
>>556508693>>556508920If you really want to be good at anything, though, you should have a good fitness routine. The most consistent trait among CEOs is that they exercise regularly. Physical health is the foundation of everything else in your life.Sleep right, eat right, exercise. A healthy man can want a thousand things, a sick man only wants one thing.
>>556509160It doesn't matter. If it hits, I'm having fun. If it doesn't, I watch the consequences of my own frustration unfold.
>>556508395Post physique
>>556509431works on my machinewhen I accepted that the difficulty of playing fighting games hinges on the skill of my opponent and nothing else, everything fell into place and I stopped blaming myself and the game. strong players are hard to beat
>>556504071whorse
>>556509556The most consistent trait among CEOs is that they were born into wealth. The percentage of CEOs that started from the bottom is minuscule.
>>556509556>The most consistent trait among CEOs is that they exercise regularly.ok why arent you a CEO or why cant you win against me
>>556509921Negative, that was accounted for and came in lower. Not denying that many are born in, but the way to get to the top or stay at the top is to keep your body in good shape. And my only point there is that physical fitness is highly correlated with success, which applies to all avenues of life.Problem is that the West is by default dualist, so we have this background idea that our mind is separate from our body and what affects one doesn't necessarily affect the other. That's not true. Your brain is on the same circulatory system as every other organ.>>556510120I can't bench 200 yet but when I can I will beat you AND become a CEO AND give you a noogie AND make you cry AND make you say GGs.
>>556510330>I can't bench 200 yet but when I can I will beat you AND become a CEO AND give you a noogie AND make you cry AND make you say GGs.alrighti will wait for you
>>556509650Ok. Save it before o delete it.
>>556510552Damn niceWhat's your routine?
>>556510617Do this for 3 hours every single day.
>>556510330How would any study account for correlation though? Like, how do you separate "working out promotes success" from "people who have the discipline to work out regularly also have the discipline to be successful"? Seems to me it would be impossible to conclusively make any sort of causal link.
>>556509285
>>556510754Rufus gets to do this to Kim Possible all day....
>getting signed out>while doing stuff in the training modeMaybe today is not the day.
>>556509556>The most consistent trait among CEOs is that they exercise regularly.I don't disagree with the overall premise and this is probably true but where I'm from pretty much all successful CEOs, politicians and what not are usually fat old balding white guys. they're mostly old money, extremely corrupt and crooked.>A healthy man can want a thousand things, a sick man only wants one thing.I really enjoyed this quote though
CEOs simply have so little stress in life and so little to do that they start working out for fun
>>556510858If Tokido is doing it you can be guaranteed he has good reason to think it's helpful.
>>556511883What's the last thing this washed out loser even won? Hell, what's the last thing he placed well?
>lol they are just born rich and don't work, and don't work out, and do nothingAnd that's why you will continue being nothing.
>>556511883You mean like spending his time switching to shitbox and obsessing over button actuation so he can play worse or the 9000 hours studying how to not get DI'd and having a 0% counter DI rate?
>lol they are just born rich and don't work, and don't work out, and do nothingThis but completely unironicallyExhibit Elon Musk
>>556512060And your placements?
Oh boy I can't wait to play 10 matches (this takes an hour somehow even though most rounds are brutal rape simulations)), get mad at the matchmaking, and delete the game again today
Skinnyfat bros? How do we get rid of it?
>>556512805eat more sit less
>>556512614I didn't read all of that but there was a big blue REJECT at the start so I'll assume he's not doing great.
>>556512805drink water instead of shit made for children
I have next to no fat but i still don't look thin because my stomach isn't flat which i don't get because there's no flab to pinch, it's just skin
>>556486005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqdQrpF2PmI
>consider le followinghyperboomer proto-memegod you're all so old
>>556513836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71gyV8SYkGU
>>556513836Consider deez nuts
>>556513512>I'm Ian
I spent all day playing relink yesterday and today I will do it again
I have done nothing but play Dark Cloud for the past 5 days
>>556514502Nobody asked, stupid avatarfag
I have done nothing but play Oldschool Runescape for the past 2 weeks
>>556514918posting images makes people avatarfags now? damn this meta moves too fast for me, sorry about that
I was going to ask for ideas for a painting but the act of thinking that reminded me of what I wanted to paint
>>556513836This is an unc general, if you not an unc, get out
>>556514467He's a cool guy. Someone from /k/ managed to get him to sign this picture.
>>556515429thanks i now have herpes
How would you buff this homo
>>556515429This is what happens when Vane leave the chickadees unsupervised during an outing.
>>556515069Name five reasons I shouldn't switch to Belial
>>556476179impressive because the rest is so cute
>>556515762He doesn't need buffs. I would change the element input to be direction + U instead of U then LMH. 5U for Fire, 4U for Water, 8U for Wind, 6U for Earth.
>>556515762Just take the element penalty away.That's all he needs, that's all he deserves.
>>556509650
>>556515762nerf his 66L and then make the elements more interesting
>>556516131>just make him busted
>>556515762nothing. he is broken.
>>556516232Clearly that's the direction that Cygames wants to go with their balance changes.
>>556514502I'm surprised at how sensible Cygays were.Most people accepted that Relink was done for. It was a resounding success but ignoring that would not be the first Cygames nonsensical decision.However I really liked the argument FKHR made, it felt more than reasonable
>>556516204cagliostro mains look like that
>>556516204wtf i love vtumors now
>>556516232They could just take it off Water/Earth and not change much at all.
>>556516360Jobberwoman....
>>556508512>you exercisekizzington watch your language
>>556508402is it only this game? is it only this genre? is it only gaming?what makes you mad, anon?
>>556514854it is a nice game. i still hear the opening music and a few songs in my head occasionally.
>>556516204Damn that's hot
not a single good alt color
>>556518269I like the black/gold one with a green cape.The M Bison one also looks pretty good.Other ones are just ok
>>556518269I'm claiming the purple with teal hair
>>556518269at least they didn't ruin the red one with blonde hair
>>556518269they're all really garish. It's probably really difficult to make colors for her given her outfit
>some nigga is really our here glazing wealthy ceo kikes that contribute nothing to their companies and do nothing but accelerate the collapse of society and fuck everything over for future generationslmao OMG THE CEO BREATHES AIR OMGOMGOMG HES JUST LIKE MEEEEEEE FR FR like get the fuck out of here with that shit kike granblue fantasy versus rising
>>556518542
i got the (second) job! i can just buy whatever i see because i want it now!
>>556518269michael jackson ass outfit feat. chinese footbinding shoes.
>>556518653Grok is this man okay?
>>556402874?
>>556515860>Advancing f.h means you can't space trap after it ob>No standard M dp option means he can't stop blueslop/reaction check shit as easily as the other shotos. You burn H once and you have to eat shit for the next 10 seconds >Finicky combos in the corner depending on distance after yellow claw goes out>U fireball is great at converting but garbage for bruteforceing neutch/full screen whiff punishing like standard blueslop fireballs>Objectively horrid meterless corner carry for a modern character
>>556515860low damageeveryone instantly turns into a strike throw god because they're terrified of getting instant lossed by the stomp
fuck the colors, can the black lines be removed?
>>556519141for a commission
>>556518987my hero on the center
>>556518269claiming 4, if i see you with it we are ft10ing
>>556518269Green, Red and Wine are usable
>>556518653thank you
Does Vira 236H 2U 214H actually combo if you're more than a micro dick from the corner or is it the same as 5MM
>>556519791you sure think a lot about dicks huh
>>556519791>236H 2U 214Hjust do 236H cHH 214H
>>556518269That's what the BP costume will be for
>>556518762
>>556518762Do you have the time to enjoy shit with two jobs?
>>556402601>>556402874anon is awfully accurate...
>>556520430its two part time jobs so i'll end up at around the time of 1 full-time with $3-4 more per hour than the minimum wage any other fulltime would pay
>>556518653You are brown.
>>556519857Yeah, because I got a very small one.
>>556518762Congrats, anon!
>>556519857nta but yes I love dicks
>spam retard normals>gamble with orkan rps>spam unrollable nigger fireball and slam for chip damage>easy input sba the second you toss a projectile>essentially boring you to deathWhy does every game against siegshit feel like I'm pissing out a kidney stone
>>556521846main?
>>556521846>gamble with orkan rpsThe gamble is heavily in your favor though.
>>556518653You are based.
>>556522028Gran
i find funny how this general is split between dumbass unc commies and dumbass unc liberals (the real meaning of the word, not the bastardized burger version)
Siegfried is like Anila where if they can beat you on him they could beat you on literally any other character
>>556521846sieg is honest
>>556522312I'm a dumbass unc conservative though. (the real meaning of the word, not the bastardized burger version)
>Still thinking sheep isn't cancerslop shit in 2026
Still am Thinking sheep isn't cancerslop shit in 2026
is socky washed? is kat overrated?https://www.twitch.tv/kashkabald
>>556522443conservative isn't exclusive with either of those options
>>556522735I feel it kind of is exclusive with communist, unless you live in like China or something I guess.
sieg sucks and sheep mains are really REALLY mean and teabag and bad manners and and WAH
>>556522823china is capitalist
>>556522647i miss him
>>556523037you say that for everyone
>>556522969lamb to the slaughter...
>>556516360would sweep work here
>>556522823its not nigga trve commies are/were notoriously not woke
>>556522703>is kat overrated?who even rates her these days
Cygames please change the activation range for this button in 2.50, I'm really sick of this happening.
>>556523105that isnt true. i have left anons in the past.
>>556523625She's good, she's just so FUCKING BORING
>>556523773simply stop mashing
>>556523773i think this is the most compelling argument to just do the 236u refund
>>556523780left them where
>>556523773try micro walking forward noob
>people just block j22U/623U and not press buttonsThey are so used to blue slop being plus in their face. I'm getting away with too much shit.
>>556525063return to sender
>>556525063you can keep that shit for yourself
>>556525063can i get a bea? or vas at least
>>556525063i ordered an ilsa not this whore
>>556523807>good>in a meta is 0 neutral
>kekhander
>>556524923Fuck me for expecting to get a f.H when out of c.H range, I guess.
too many misinformed opinions in this generalwatch Europa the last battle gbvs rising
>>556525929>when out of c.H rangeYou were CLEARLY in c.H range though.
>>556526217????????? lmao
>>556526047what one nano second vs a tardtera does to you
>>556523568We were talking about conservatism in the proper sense, not the American brainrot one. I feel like you can't really want to conserve society while at the same time wanting a full-blown revolution that upends the entire social order. It's just a tad bit contradictory.
give me bruise dailygive me bruise weeklygive me bruise bp missionsgive me bruise new stage
>>556526361If you weren't in range of c.H then why did the c.H came out? Dumb sorizfrauds I swear.
>>556525929this is what they mean by soriz being a coin flip character.
>>556522415I wonder what caused this bug, that look so strange.
>>556527089That's what happens if Sieg doesn't recall his friends
>>556525556brown girl handler
MY HAND
>>556527089It's from CBT1, but I assume they programmed it so if Siegfried touched you he dashed forward until contact to do the full animation so he wouldn't get punished on extended limb hits (because God forbid a Sieg need to worry about such things) but forgor about crossups
>>556522415>vira dies trying to 66M siegfried's butt because her head hurtbox hit's siegfried's butt hitbox>siegfried is actually a ketsu battler
>>556527783Shit on him if you must; but his appreciation of brown women is a defining and strong character trait.
>>556506621She'll probably have a Vaseraga or Eustace alt, maybe both with how hard they're going with the whole "she's a member of the society" thing.
>>556529870why would i shit on him
>>556529118the homoknights power has always come from ketsu qi
>>556530254I believe that is shopped.
https://x.com/i/status/2019837529973788886
>>556530714>did you know Uno...No
>>556530212I hate this>>556530254I love this
ok i finished dark cloud or should i say dark kinowhat ps2 game do i play next instead of granblue fantasy versus risingno i will not play the sequel next
>>556531483Knight Rider
>>556531576anon... you wouldn't be making shitpost suggestions of bad games intentionally... would you...?
>>556531483play rogue galaxy the unnoficial sequel
>>556531965i'm gonna do all 3 eventually just not one after the other
>>556530698I don't think so. I think it's a model viewer with her ''bikini'' asset.
>>556532236BUILT FOR BIG ADULT COCK
>>556531483Have you already played all the must-play classics like Shadow of the Colossus, ICO, Silent Hill 2 etc? Should we recommend more obscure games or are mainstream ones like those fine?
You keep telling me that Sandalphon is broken but he just lost to honest low tier Viwa...
>>556532903There is nothing honest or low tier about Vira
>I should pick Bea because she has a more stable game plan and more consistent matchups>pick Vira
>>556532903you got gapped
the only logical explanation is that every single beatrix player in existence is in a conspiracy to never ever use her in any tournament so that they can grind online ranked gemmies with her
NOOO BEA IS MIIIIID
>>556533870Does Koji ever use her in tournament?
>>556533000Reeeeeeeeeeeeesults?
>>556534226Vira's U is LITERALLY intended to deceive and people commonly use camera oki to hide itVira and Belial are among the only characters in the game where they are EXPLICITLY DESIGNED to be DISHONEST to the opponent
>>556534735What about Wilnas 5U/22M and dash/214L sharing animations?
>>556534735R.e.s.u.l.t.s?Belial has won EVO and smaller tourneys. Vira..., barely makes it to top 8 and then immediately gets anally brutalised, losing 0-3
>>556534735your opinion on wilnas?
>>556533165
>>556535084That's you being schizophrenicWilnas is a dishonest character because of character oki and scamming wins off of 2l sideswitch combos for 90%Those animations being remotely similar is something people made up to justify not reacting to 30 frame moves.
>>556535084>>556535184Wilnas has an honest dash though
>Those animations being remotely similar is something people made up to justify not reacting to 30 frame moves.
>>556535491*raging strikes this post*
I dont have the image but the thought of wilnas saying "hardsoy smash!" in his normal voice completely seriously is something I think about and smile at more than I'd like to admit
>>556535252touchy feely
>>556536139touchy feely all over her body
>Wubbly Galleonfunny, iconic and memeable>Wubbly Wilnaslame, gay and forgotten after launch
>>556536332How are they going to explain those hickeys to the rest of the crew?
>>556536584both are reddit
>>556536682t. wilnas-main
>>556536584desperately clinging to relevance style post
rising is a certified soicore game
>>556535384Jappas complain that the dash looks similar to light knee and have to play a guessing game on whether or not to block when they see a sudden movement.
>>556536584[Headcanon]
>>556536584
>>556536817No, you are just obsessed with söyjaks, scat and Nier because you think it makes up for your lack of a personality.
>>556536959you mean you saw a single ai-translated twitter post of a guy saying knee is faster at close range and that teabagging somehow hides the startup animationbut sure, yeah, the entire japanese community happens to think what you think
>>556537063can you post the charlotta one
>>556537192
>>556537109>
>>556537430thank you
>>556537430now do the Nier one
Yes today I will not get mad at this gay fuck retard homo nip garbage ranked mode>match refused>match refused>Lowain smurfI deserve to bitch slap Japanese game designers
>arguing with the wiltard
>>556537527How unbecoming of a holy knight.
>>556537701HERE AT MY COMMAAAAAAND
>>556537750I thought it was cool and distinctive that she did a little irish hobbit jig and then I rolled my eyes when it turned into jappaslop idolshit
>>556538091thank you
>>556537138I found about it during a youtube stream. No, I don't have the vod
Is Charlotta christian?
>>556408114>tanned Ilsa
>>556538091*insane
popeyes wings fucking suck
>>556538626we couldve told you that kizzington
>>556535384Ohhhhh I see it. The knee raised in his dash. That's scummy
>>556538626it cant be worse than modern kfc
I can consistently grab Pilnas out of his knee, don't see what these dumb jappas are whining about
>>556539112not everyone is a genegawd
>>556539112proof?
>>556539112you're full of shit
>>556538945It's the other knee though. Dash is the further knee, Volcanic Knee is the closer knee. Clear difference.Just git gud
>>556538626Aight, I'mma give you the crash course on fast food chicken. Roy Rogers is the best, period. You always go there if you can, but you'll have to find one first.Popeyes for the classic 3-4 piece mealChick-Fil-A for the sandwichesCluck U for the wings and burgers. No, really, their burgers are really good.KFC for the fights
>I can consistently
>>556539112Anyone can stuff careless knees that are used from a distance. A large part of Wilnas's neutral is getting close enough to where knee is difficult to react to and force them to guess.
>>556539630Had a Roy Rogers burger and it was HOT GARBAGE, is the chicken really that good?
>>556539230>>556539348t. eternal low master gemmie dispensers
>>556539801has bwick got any tourney results yet
>>556539978Their burgers suck. Only get the chicken. Most places can't do both chicken and burgers. McDonalds chicken sandwiches are shit. Burger King's burgers, ironically, are shit. Cluck U is this magical unicorn that can somehow do both.
>>556536675the crew knows but they pretend not to
>>556539408Does not compute. Bug brain only see knee raised at all before the flame effects start. Booting up guessing_game.exe.
So how do you buff sandalhomo
>>556540581He needs no buffs
>>556540581He's already the best 66L spammer in the game. He doesn't need any help.
>>556540581Genderbend him and make her Sandaslut
>>556540710>best 66L spammerDo you honestly think anyone fell for this
So how do you buff Siegfried?Hard mode: no undoing the previous nerfs that destroyed him.
>>556540809By all means, name a better 66L spammer
>>556540789*Close*
>>556540789a rank djeeta gawdess giving someones hero the business
>>556537701Did she died?
>>556540874BelialZooeyMeg
>could be playing nioh3>instead i am here, reading some wilnas niggy downplay and waiting for a character i do not care about to release
>>556540874CharlottaBeatrixLanceBelialMeteraSiegAnd that's without thinking evenI'm sure there's more.
Ranked so alive people dodge pings they recognize
>>556540789*sharts himself and gets knocked out of AWT unceremoniously*Xewom....
>>556540958Are Nioh 1 and 2 worth it? I remember 1 didn't have character creator but apparently 2 has one? Would I miss anything meaningful if I start with 2, or is the story/worldbuilding same sort of vague nonsense as it is in Fromsoft games?
>>556541106ggs, was me. buy a cable, macaquinho.
>>556540958Same, except my PC is too shit to play anything modern at acceptable resolutions and framerate
When is AWT?
>>556541036>SiegLet's not get carried away.
>>556541160didn't play one but i found 2 very fun. i hate dealing with all the loot though.
>>556541312sorry sieg is a 2M machine
>>556541249hmmmm nyo
>>55654131266L 2M 66L 5L 2M 66L Orkan rps 66L 2M fireball 66L 66Lall the shotos do this shit
>>556541249You are brown
>>556541667Orkan RPS is fake
>>556540854i hate his c.h activation range and wish it was slightly bigger. i hate that 214u loses armor halfway through despite having a huge start up.
>>556541667Sure, but saying Sieg is better at it than Sandy is absurd. His initial dash speed is glacial and his f.L doesn't convert into anything so frametrapping with it after 66L is pretty bad.
strike back
>>556539408>>556535384honestly i don't think dash/knee is that ambiguine at all
>>556540854Make 214X BC safe Make orkan no followup unpunishable
>>556541160there is no "lore" in nioh, it's just japanese history with crystals and demons mixed in. some characters from the first game reappear in the second and that's it. they are both immensely fun.
>>556542094>Make orkan no followup unpunishableUnpunishable is a bit too strong, but making it -6 instead of -7 would be a huge help to prevent the whole "7f low-profile buttons beat and punish all follow-ups except counter" issue.
>>556542545that works
It is a miracle this game still has players when they added Siegfried, Grimnir, Nier, Lucifer, and 2B consecutively. Imagine what kind of roster this would have if they didn't devote 80% of their work to creating the most annoying unbalancable gimmicks yet devised for a fighting game.
>>556541036>SiegCan't link into 2M and have to settle for f.L? Congratulations, you get nothing
>>556541847>>556542921>Deep 66l into c.mWyat nyow fyaggot
>>556543107Character who isn't obligated to do deep 66Ls to get a decent reward from it is far better at spamming 66L than the one that does.
TILIN DOMINANCE
>>556542545>>556542703also I’m fairly certain it’s -8 right now. I remember punishing it with my 8 frame 2M. Sieg has trouble opening characters up
>>556542758>the most annoying unbalancable gimmicks yet devised for a fighting game.Rising doesn't have RNG hitscan whiff-cancels though or fullscreen autoaim hitscan zoning.
>>556543336As a 2B player, I empathize with your struggles on offense Siegbro
>>556543457never call me a s*eg player again
>>55654333622H is -11, M and L are -7.
>>556543407the blue man is fun though
>>556543585thanks bwo
Well I have rejected the same 230 ping wifi a dozen times for the last 6 minutes, give me one reason to not uninstall
xerom when is the 2b arc
>>556540581Make his element change easier to do so you can do degenerate mixup, but make it cost 25% meter
>>556544027>character-specific meter optionsWe don't do that here.
>>556543960just block them?
Getting AIDS from Metera and then sodomizing all the homoknights!
>>556525063Thank you for this gift. I will treasure it
i need a good low latency PS2 to USB adapter please
>>556543996perhyaps
>>556544408The ps2 is older than me unc, you have to let it go
if you pick up 2b you are no longer /ourguy/i make the rules here
>>556543107>c.MOh wow, universal 66L into c.M. How originalA character's 66L spam is measured by their reward on far button hits and consistency outside of raw frame data. If you can't always convert from far button range, then your 66L spam is worse. Sieg hasn't been in sitting at the 66L table since his 66L > f.L conversions were neutered. Meanwhile Sandalphon gets big peepee elemental discharge and Zooey has rekka. Good Meg players can even 1f link into heavies. Meg's is broken even by 66L standards.
which granblue fantasy versus rising character would most impress a black girl if i told her i mained them
>>556544829ferry
>>556542758>the most annoying unbalancable gimmicks yet devised for a fighting game.I'm sorry what about SFxT gems?
>>556544212I would have to play them then
>>556544829>impress a black girlwhy would you want to do that?
>>556545004alt f4 at loading and then block them
>>5565448292B
>>556545097getting a black gf is my single goal in life
>>556545169Sikhander...
>>556544659getting paid 50,000 dollars to get 2b nerfed is the most based thing one can do though.
>>556544829Wilnas
>>556545516anime brown women are not only NOT REAL they are NOT BLACK
>>556545169wearing skinny jeans and smoke newports is half the battle. the other half is growing your hair out long enough for them to touch it.
>>556545761i already wear skinny jeans and have thick hair past my shoulders
>>556545842light up king
>>556545713They aren't white nor asian either, who cares?
>>556546002nyever
>>556546291>>556546291
what do you think vira smells like at any given point of time
>>556546357laundry
