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Who's stronger, Altred or Ra da God?
>>556441253Never mind she fucked me in the last event chain
>i keep losing scrimsChat, I'm cooked.
>>556443120Hachimi!
>>556443589Need art of El doing Penta's silly walk during his entrance on her way to the turf in the racetrack tunnel, pyros and everything
>>556442384They don't make club drama like they used to
>>556443735just don't care about winning
>>556443854We almost had this with umaooo but they just started crumbling before we get to the point.
surely this thread won't also be filled with dramatrannies
Can anyone confirm when daily legends races start? I'm sitting on a spark from all-uma banner, and I was going to pull Red Maru, but she's a starting uma (same with original Oguri) so it'd be more efficient as f2p to pull another favorite like Brian or Dober
I love my club Le Fishé's(formerly Bricked) and our dedicated artfag.
How bad is the card scamcha? I got something new on the Trainee one, should I test my luck?
>Half ap goneNo... I don't want to use refills, danchou...
>>556444152chomping a fish is vidyacoreEVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>556444090anni1
Who's stronger for capricorn /uma/?Maybe I should've gotten Sprint Corners @ and Intimidate instead of NSM...
>>556443735Sprint is all RNG bwo your Umas are fine. You can't get a high win rate on Sprints. Didn't you listen to the expert Youtubers?
Isn't it weird that McQueen is Golshi's Grandma?
>>556443735I recall winning like 2 times that wasn't just a promoted pace blowout
>>556443716My dick against Satono Diamond
This thread will be better.....no it won't.
>>556444261Forgot my pic...
>>556443735I have yet to win a scrims here but I got some from public with S ranks. Starting to believe it's all gambling
Is it worth making lvl 5 carnival shit
>>556444160card one sucks because 1 card is useless
>>556444253proofs?
>>556444415/uma/'s gone to shit, when do brown hours stop again?
>>556444378Based
>>556444471if you want to clear out the shop yes
Is having head on enough to offset not having S turfi'm gonna kill myself
>>556444427
>>556443735I've been autistically doing practice rooms with high level teams to try and find out what works best.Now I want to remake my whole team.
>>556444563She's no ears...
>>556444439left
>>556444471No by the time you loop it on you could have just spammed races. the spark is for people with weak umas/casuals/low resources
>>556444323Isn't it weird that all the crazy ones from the gold family come from McQueen's line?
>>556444497My dick would not last a minute between those tits.
>>556444471It's only worth doing once for the carat rewardI'm not seeing much of a difference and it might even be worse if done sloppily
i'm getting burnt out brosnot even the drama earlier is making me wanna log in today
>>556444885Log in this one last time and drop the rice shower sticker in chat so I can kick you
Got a Bono cutie. I wonder how big the giant version is.
so youre telling me this is stay gold's uncle?
Not getting Riko despite the patch feels more salt inducing now. I really hate Riko so fucking much.
>>556444717Holy GIGA based
>>556444152this art style looks familiar...
can give mummy a hug activate the second late race starts?
>>556445187yeppers as long as you're 2 to 4
>>556444998
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUU
>>556445041Yeah but don't look further into the family tree
>>556444243Source for this one????
should you put red shift on lates in CM10?
>2026>Americans are STILL represented as blondes with flag bikinis, giant tits and gunsHow do American /uma/ posters feel about this?
>>556445409Looks like hand-drawn but at the same time looks like AI. So, probably AI assisted or traced from AI.
Why is she not winning?
>>556444923fug
>>556445260Why don't Mambo and Akikawa interact more?
>>556445321Yeah whoever said she immediately activates on the first training was fucking wrong and he was just extremely luckyI had her green early junior and she showed up late classic, fuckin bitch
>>556445537how much is she losing by? Pasa has to get 1st - 2nd and she pretty much wins against anyone free
>>556445487Why wouldn't you
>>556445498God bless the Japanese for sticking to this stereotype.
Don't say Mambo anymore you are triggering me
>>556444231Why would Orfevre do this? No respect for her trainer.
Mambo Mambo Mambo Mambo.
>>556445612the change is she can show up before green bond after first click. you can still low roll but you don't have to chase her
>>556445537running out of stamina so she spurts late to manage
>>556445536Goddamnit.
>>556445498>other american is a weebWhat did Japan mean by this?
>>556445716You are her property.
>>556445305nyooooooo...
>>556445498There should be a bikini alt like that for every american uma. As the founding fathers intended.
2x rewards doko....Sweepy is burning all my carrots
>>556445778You forgot to post Oguri, bwo
>>556445498based japan
In 2026, Cygames is now representing American umas as giantesses
>>556445812Grass Wonder-sama...
if my uma is in 3rd and then instantly drops to 8th is that pace down ?
>>556446049Holy based...
Mambo
>>556445998>using the VFtranny gaslight siteokay retard, don't come here asking for advice again
>>556446184please post more gyarufied uma-chans they're very erotic
>>556445998but the one uphill on a sprint is a killer, bwo
I need to remake my umas. Fuck.
I just need that selector, and then I'm ready for MANT.
I enjoy the free win with Christmas Oguri
>>556445071 (me)oh yeah I checked and it is actually the same person, funny coincidence I haven't been in /swarm/ in months
>everyone thought one of the longslop CMs would kill players>turns out the sprint CM caused the most burnoutsKinda funny in an ironic way.All this could've been avoided if they just implemented permanent spark rerolls from the start. Imagine wasting hours using all your TP and getting absolute garbo.
>>556446087Probably failed the wit check for the uphill or just gassed out idk
>>556446574uphills are powercheck, not witcheck
>>556446556longslop did kill players bigly
>>556446290>doesn't allude to the magic stamina number needed on a sprint where it's mostly downhillnot like you actually gave anything of worth.
when is Narita Brian's Legend Race? What the fuck?
>>556446556I think problem with sprint CM is not only it's pure RNG, training for it also extremely easy. You can train thrice and fuck off till finals, and then doesn't help that this is our only CM this month.
>get three mood down events after senior summerwhhhyyy
Good riddance, what a meaningless chore
>>556445409idk i saved it from here pretty sure.
how does one do this weird eventI'm still training sprint aces
>reach 12 spirit bursts>lose unity finalsreeee
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FAILED SPRINT A
>>556446907Just take your mile/medium TT aces and spam races until you get enough points. The scoring system is the same as TT so more golds = better
>"boy, sure is weird burnout going on">then some guy burnt enough jellies to clear an event when it lasts for 9 days when, you know, he didn't have to do thatfunny
reminder that theres a sizefag at cygames
>>556446701It isn't pure RNG I've been winning lobbies fairly consistently. The problem with Sprint is that nobody has Sprint parents and the 2 meta SSprint parents, El and Creek are annoying as fuck to actually get Sprint sparks on. So you're stuck with a 1/4 chance of a turf spark on Creek or a 1/5 chance of a turf spark on El if you want something useful
>>5564444157 and this thread is going to be better
HARU GONNA WIN THE DIRST CM :D
>>556445063Would Dia like my quickshot dick..
>>556447124I want to dive into her womb
>>556447015carrot jellies are worthless, why shouldn't i
>All those events where you can choose to have Umas stuff themselves with foodAre the devs of this game secretly fatfags?
>>556446556despite not being the longest track, the last longslop was probably the most unenjoyable time i've ever spent with this game
Does the carnival spark actually increase your rewards?
>>556447228>Good riddance, what a meaningless choreYou're right, sounds like you're having a ball of fun, don't let me stop you.
>Spend $150 on the first Natty SSR banner>Only pulled it once, had to spark for the second>Useless LB1>Rerun comes around, dump some rolls on it, get nothing>Last day the banner is up>"Well, I won't get another chance, might as well spend some money now so I can be set for MANT.">Go 150 rolls without a single SSR>Sitting at 160 pity>Mere seconds before I'm about to dump the last 40 rolls needed for pity the banner changes>Realize I got the timezones mixed up>160 rolls gone>Spent nearly $400 for LB2 Natty>Didn't even get anything else in the process>Still haven't pulled a single Creek or FM or Biko or Bakushin since the game's launch>Later that night I accidentally deleted my best legacy>All of my paid 3*and SSR tickets have given me dupes of things I already have>Have had to cleat guts Spe SSR and some other dupes of completely useless cards>Have pulled every single guts SSR in the game whilst not even getting dupes for the decent ones>Severely lacking on uma because the game is hellbent on only giving me dupes. Have gotten Taiki and Rice four times, Teio three times, Spe, Suzuka, Taishin, and Opera at least two timesI'm still trying to cope.
Is this Opera better than regular Opera? I haven't had the chance to use Regular Opera much but I like her a lot.
Cheval...
I love Rice
Is NY Opera good on the dirt CM?
>>556447361She's useable and has a good ult for breeding
ok I think I'm done doing Capricorn stuff, guess I'll start on Aquarius aces while the event's still on
>>556447357Lesson learned: don't spend on gachas
>>556447361god-tier parent, not bad herself, much better than the original who is kinda shit
>>556447461Nice, I spent far more carats than I intended but my rolls were so damn bad I got salty
>>556447361Infinitely better, yes. Extremely consistent ult, pretty light restriction too, you just need to be 1st to 4th at 400m. Eternal grandparents for fronts.
which of the paid banner is money worth
>>556447453>is a longslop turf uma good in a mile dirt cm
Did you know how easy it is to inhale 3 thin crust pizzas in one sitting? It's great because it doesn't fill you up like a regular 'za so you can eat more
>>556447015I'm done for the day, might as well get it over with. It's not a fun event>>556447340...And reply to me next time. That way, we can have a conversation, you know?
>>556447361NY Opera is still used as a strong parent and has a great ult. It's Pulse, but works at 400m and you get a greater speed boost if you activated 7 abilities before that happens. Best part is greens count for it as well.
OH NOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556447453Tell me how you're planning to raise her Mile and Dirt to A
>>556447597Teiobwo?
Can late win a sprint CM? I saw ends (well, Taishins) win, but never a late.
I'm about to get sent back into the demotion -> promotion loop
>>556447295They're called architectsAnd it's mainly a reference to umas being fatassesNow, in the case of the ones who have more than one of those events... Yes
>>556447357Hope things get better for you anon
have you spent a hint book yet?
>>556447742It's never been done before
>>556447124Giant Grass Wonder turned me into a sizefag
>>556447742yes
>>556447651Your carrot jellies, bwo?
>>556447786It still cracks me up how Cafe get Slow Metabolism not because she likes to eat but that Spe eats too much
>Wake up>People are talking about my club againAnywyay how did everyone's all uma pulls go I'll be doing mine later
>>556447742if you can set an outer swell + ramp up + tail held high carryover. you'll also need the other paces to be decently strong or else your late will overtake too early. get mummy creek's inherit then hope you're 4th by the time late-race starts.tl;dr just play pace
I don't know why I never learn my lesson with guaranteed gachas. They always give me Umas I already fucking have.I got Christmas Biwa (again) + 9 R Umas. I fucking hate the rates in this game.
>>556447357> I got the timezones mixed up> I accidentally deleted my best legacyDidn't know Doto played the game
>>556447990I didn't roll, not falling for scamcha
Yes Mambo has a spot open again after someone wanted to take a break from the game.The rules are simple and despite every posted about Mamboooooo, the club is chill and cool. Post your ID, if you'd like to join
Setsubun is nice, more Laurel fanarts.
>>556447742They can, but I've seen so many fizzle out and not close the gap properly between them and pace. When I was testing in about 50 rooms yesterday and the day before, I went to see what lates won and what they ran. I saw 2 Air Grooves win and 4 Kingus win...and only one of those Kingus was a late, the others were ran as pace. The one late Kingu won proccing OYL+Gap Closer right at late race, and then Prideful King to get from 3rd to 1st.It's not impossible, but I couldn't make it work and I'm set to lose against those who roll a late better than my paces. It's all still gamba, but lates have to roll a lot better than pacers.
>>556447813Yes, on Suzuka's Focus/Concentration skillset>pick oshi>pick most consistently-bought skill on oshi>go down the listand in five years all her hints will be max level!
do you fags pull on scamchas because of your gambling addiction or just out of boredom
Someone put an alt spy inside Mambo
>>556448036After I learned that my favorite book nerd has this much stack I couldn't look at her the same way anymore.
>>556448239can it be both?
(You) on the left!
As it turns out, the scamchas were still a scam>>556448239Gotta spend my paid carats from daily packs on something. Thats what I do
>>556448142Someone was looking for a club last thread assuming he hasn't accepted the invite yet
>>556448142>someoneSo that's how a retired legend is remembered by the club, huh...
Which umas will play the part of "le horse that likes carrots" but secretly hate carrots
Chateau Blanche x Kitasan Black 2024 born filly has been named Equatore. She is full siblings with Equinox and Exceed
>>556445498They're also represented as niggers
>>556448112When I played through Doto's career mode I was honestly a bit surprised at just how similar we are. Except, you know, she's a cute horse girl and I'm a retarded middle-aged man.
>>556448451>Except, you know, she's a cute horse girl and I'm a retarded middle-aged man.Couldn't be me
>>556447320anyone?
>>556447990I got half a dozen new umas, including that harlot Curren and Gyaru #1, so I'm happy. Can't decide whether to spark for Red Maru or Narita Brian or Dober. I might have to say fuck it and do a dice roll to decide, let Shiraoki handle it. >Maruoshi pick and frontfag/endfag parent, but anons said (with no proofs) daily legends race start in March, and I have 99 Maru star pieces>Brianoshi pick, god I love this uma, has banner rerun with Sky in June but I'm nervous about dumping 200 rolls and only sparking one of them>DoberIf I don't choose her now, I won't get her until 2027, which sucks
>>556448239gambling is funhaving umas is fungame is boring right nowhaving a spark that is never bad is good
>>556448419just name it Equinox 2 at this point why even bother
>>556448239I'll be pulling daily or when I get the urge to roll since I'm going to pull 200 overall anyway
>>556445041more importantly, that's my husband
>>556448393Sweepy and Brian BOTH hate vegetablesso
>>556448419look at that glorious coat, she looks beautiful
It's kind of mind-blowing how people have been told about this banner for MONTHS AND MONTHS, since DAY 1 OF THE GAMETHE BANNER THEY -NEVER- REPEAT EVER AGAINAnd retards are skipping it
>>556447357i hope your future luck is better anon
>>556448515I found a reddit post of projected legend races and maru is probably on the 1.5 schedule. She won't be here in a month but maybe 4-5
>>556448647I already have everyone that I want
>>556448647They never ever repeat Kawakami Princess either, so I rolled on that.
>>556448142>after someone wanted to take a break from the gameKek nice cope. He dumped your ass and is playing on his main in another club.
>>556448647No GentiNo PearlNo MARVELOUSInsta skip
>>556448502got you, bwo.>>556432284>>556432673
>>556447564The paid selectors come later. For scamchas the 3* trainees are usually good. 3* card scamchas rarely give you anything you can use.
Odds pull 1 10x on all uma banner then eepEven I eep
>>556448451>When I played through Doto's career mode I was honestly a bit surprised at just how similar we are. Except, you know, she's a cute horse girlhaha cut->and I'm a retarded middle-aged man.Fucking grim.
>>556448419>Chateau BlancheThe real Kitasan wife...
>>556447885I thought they were gonna pop it and get spooked. Glad it did not end that way.
>>556448239I don't really play other games these days so I don't mind spending money occasionally.
>>556448727making 40M/month too, doublekek
>>556448790I wonder if Kita thought of Sweepy's umanko while he had actual sex with another horse
>>556448239Boredom and I wanted the free 10 bucks off Google was offering.
>>556448647no thanks, i can get spooks on any banner.
So if you run 40 races per career in MANT, isn't the affinity bonus going to be insanely fucking high on parents? Also you get like 1 million fans per run?
>>556448647Oh yeah bro, I'll gonna roll for>Marualready have both>Taikialready have>Doberalready have>NY Operaalready have>Tamamoalready have>XOgurialready have both>Seiungonna buy ticket...and a bunch of others including Digitan and LunaSure I'll roll to get a bunch of dupes of umas I already have
>>556448515Shrimply spark twice
>>556448647I won't have enough for Dia + Palmer + Neicheer + Sweep if I blow my load now.
>>556448963>isn't the affinity bonus going to be insanely fucking high on parentsthey fixed it by removing g2/g3 affinities, and increasing g1 affinities
>>556448647I don't have anyone I want badly enough to go all the way to a spark. I can afford it, but I'd be better off saving for upcoming supports instead.
>>556448963Yes. At least until they do the G1 update
>>556448142At least it will be known and remembered that a legend's alt that two timed and made Mambo popular was from THE Mambo club
>>556449042tempting, but I'm sparking VBourbon in two weeks, so I have to save.
>>556448647You can literally wait for the Paid Selector next month that let's you choose any Uma you want so you don't need to spend 30k Carats
>>556449119The g2/g3 races had affinities?
>>556448647This is spooks the banner, 30k is too much to commit to for such a shotgun blast of a banner
You know how silver and gold gacha rolls can flip to rainbows? What if Cygames makes it so Rainbows can flip to golds or silvers
>>556449205and said two-timer made a solemn vow in club chat to pull Mambo next month, and that he'd post proof when he did
how much stamina do I need for aquarius?
>>556449250yeppers, that's why I've been telling everyone to spend their senior year g2/g3 farming, provided their stats are high enough (500/500/500~)
>>556449319Huh?
>>556448502The answer is no, bonus points only applied for the first Carnival in the Japanese version and they ditched it from the second one onwards. The Global version uses the subsequent versions where you don't need the sparks for bonus points since we only need 100k Points for the Rainbow Shard instead of 200k in the Japanese version.>>556449250We do for now but that will be removed later on and G1 will have more affinity points to compensate
>>556448647Im satisfied with what I gotSilence Suzuka can be redeemed with daily legend races. Thats the info we f2ps didnt have day 1.Parent farm Sky? Dober? Holy fuck you it was a pain in the ass just to make a single 9* Ryan parent and Im not gonna buy those whats that scam $5 reroll (create a problem, sell a solution, fuck you cyjews)
>>556449319speaking of which, does favorite star literally just mean nothing? i thought it just meant that you would get a flip, but then i got a favorite star on the free pulls where literally nothing happened at all.
>>556449415>>556448748WHO DO I BELIEVE AHHHHSAVE ME OGURI CAP
>>556449350>need520~'s probably the lowest. but you want 601 for stat threshold
Half TP event should be permanent desu
>>556449442I don't think it means anything, I'm pretty sur I had 9 SRs and 1 Gold on a fav star once.
>>556449442I thought it just meant a guaranteed 2*.On a single pull that would mean your white would flip to gold, but on a 10-pull you already know you're getting a 2*.
which umas would do the kinkiest shit for cheap?
>>556449484ok thanks, I guess Riko + some stamina sparks will be enough
>>556449492Giantess Oguri...
>>556449508>Half TP permanent >Only 2 members of the club actually took advantage of half TP>Club got sent to B+FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
>>556449579Gold Ship would on some days because why the hell not. But on other days she'd refuse
>>556449442Favorite star is either an SSR or a LOT of SR. So if you tons of SR during favorite star then assume it's a scam. Meanwhile the opposite is an ensured SSR.
>>556449442What is favorite star?
>>556448419Almond Eye x Kitasan Black 2024 born filly has been named Les Yeux Noire (means Black Eye/Dark Eye)
>>556449492>finally entering THE AGE of THE BIG THREEgod bless
>>556449901Wow this is the first time I've seen a horse that just isn't cute
>>556449464Or you can just read the Carnival Bonus Skill Effects in the Help Section[Boost to All Attributes]Level 1 Skill: 10%Level 2 Skill: 20%Level 3 Skill: 30%[Probability of Great Mood]Level 1 Skill: 50%Level 2 Skill: 75%Level 3 Skill: 100%
>>556449492goldship isn't meta for long?
Does anyone have a guide on how much stam I should be shooting for when building for TT? I found an old guide but I find it hard to trust since it recommends north of 400 stam for sprints.
>>556449901Why does it seem like this hors doesn't look that good?
>>556449492>taiki x nishinoCUTE
What skills does an Ace Smart Falcon need to actually win on sprints?
>>556449492Where's the Oguri Cap smile? Not even trying to hide the misinformation
>>556449789True
>>556450026Replaced by Tamamo Chud
Should I just "call it good" and throw these three in the CM? I know all 3 could be improved on in some way but I'm debating if it's worth the effort
LB1 Finemo or MLB SR Dober?
>>556450070sprint 350mile 700+1 bluemed 900+1 goldlong 900+2 gold
>>556449952>>556450087What's wrong with the hors?
>>556450164Decks?
>want to build a late air groove for cap>no bakushin so have to borrow bakushin>but my borrow slot has to be wit natie for oyl>riko will tank my wit gain if i place her for rushing galeCrazy how not rolling a card locked me out of a fucking style.
>>556450070I don't think stam matters for sprints. 600 for miles is needed since some tracks have a stat check. Medium & Long I've got 8-900 with a gold recovery.
>>556450202FineMo, I'd use them both if you're running 4 Wit
>>556450250Just kita + a bunch of SR wit cards + borrowing either bakushin or top gun, generic stuffFalco I used nishino power and highrolled my ass off and then NONE of my supports finished their chains, very epic
>>556447597Thin crust is da bes
>>556450095The skill of "hope her ult doesn't proc 15 seconds after the race starts" which is going to happen a lot in a room that has fronts.
Do you think this Taiki can win the Sprint CM?
>>556448152succubus
>>556450214>sprint 350Isn't that too high? I'm surviving this cm with ~250 stam, and that's in awful conditions.
>>556450406I just rolled that little SLUT so I'm going to try and make her in time for Capricorn.
>>556450248>>556449952>>556450087Reminder that the supreme got of all racehorses, the greatest ON EARTH looked incredibly npc-coded
Been here since Jul 2025 and still can't get a 3*power spark
>>556450509Its for 1400m races, its not always 1200
>>556448290Talking about nerdy stuff while doing it must feel wonderful...
This girl is a menace
forever my radiant kingu
>>556450374Should I replace Fuku, Scarlet or Sunday?
I just failed a 4% Speed Training twice in a row, is there a way to show the stats or see a record of that?unfucking believable
>>556449901do you think the ongoing downfall of job du nord will eventually end the french name trend
>>556450705Sauce?>>556450735Move on, let it go.
>>556448647My future wife isn't on that banner so I'm skipping and using it all on her.
>>556449737Which club
>>556450661My wife
>>556450805You wish her breasts were this big, shes' average as fuck
>>556450703Either Scarlet or Fuku. I never used Fuku cause she was stuck at 1LB for months
>>556450705>>556450794dono
>>556450805I hate pictures from this angle especially when it has smug cowtits looking down on me I want to punch my screen or punch the character in their face and beat them up
>>556450780Croix didn't start that trend nor will he end it either so dunno where you're getting that idea from. In fact they named a recent Contrail spawn L'Arc en Reve as giga copium for the Arc lmao
>>556448647>Already have Jordan>Saving for Palmer in April>Saving for Helios in November? I don't fuckin know she's a while out>Gold City I can get from the gyaru banner in the bannerLiterally do not care about anyone else
>>556450348Tell me you're training Sprint Princess
>>556450925
>>556450984Same except I want them to punch me and in the stomach not in the face
>>556450984It's a brown coded image where they can feel something from this because they're all 4 feet tall over thereYour reaction is warranted
>>556448647Ive got five 3*, two of which I really wanted, plus sparked for halu ulala
>>556450856Mambo
I got suspended from Twitch and I can't even log in for a week. 4 days technically since I just found out about my ban now. Let me log in and ban me for commentating at least
>>556451271Alright I'll biteWhich gamer word did you use this time?
Feels good to finally have them all together though I can definitely roll a better Taishin than this, just need that Sprint proc on one of my borrows. Might experiment with Shooting Star over Red Shift to see if that helps any
>>556451186Stop with the slander! We got A+ and we're currently still A+!
>>556448647I only really want Brian. I'll get her via selector.
>>556451318I don't think I said anything I just said W no blacks for a game trailer. No nigger or faggot or anything
>>556450925Biwa a cute
>>556451385>seiunlet>taikilet>suzukalet>Mfw brian's spooked me three times and I never use her
>>556450794Its on danbooru. Saucenao gives a source right away.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5826038
>>556451424Biwa Hayahide is the greatest character ever created.
>the event is just beating up on the golden gen repeatedlyI hate this, not my golden gen
>>556451136bro, im no fan of SEA, but snu snu has been a fetish for every race since time immemorial. altho instead of being manlets, jap form of this fetish is usually depicted as shota in typical degen fashion
Is getting 3 star pink sparks a really low % like blues?
I'm getting 1k points from each normal race. How much more is max level factor will give me?
>>556451656I-I-INVERTED NIPPLES!?
>>556451656El's mambos...
>>556450348oyl is not that good, just take slick surge + nsm + red shift
>>556451136>>556451571>a POV image of (You) getting a lap pillow is browncoded or snusnuYou niggers really manage to take retarded to a new level.
>>556451656
>>556451723You forgot your oguri smug image buddy
>>556451445well bancho lacks innate recovery and accel, so unfortunately this makes it harder to make a great ace. Her ult remains S tier forever so she is always S tier parent. But we are still in desperate accel times - we often don't get luxury of targeting velocity ults. Her blaze alt however has a meta accel innate so good they even gave animeguri it 3y later
>>556449319Settle down, Satan...
>>556451770Kinda hard to tell desuwaYour head would need to be near the kneecaps to achieve that perspective so I assumed it was a manlet looking up
>>556451770uh, do you not know what snusnu is? And no matter how you look at it, lap pillow or not - the uma is depicted as giantess. Ever heard of perspective ?
>>556448813exercise balls are tough as fuck
Anyone worth Allsparking for?
>>556452135yes
>>556452135the only thing you need there is taiki and dober to a lesser extentid just buy taiki for 20 bucks and save the 30k carrots
how much stamina do i need for late to survive tenno sho spring?
>>556452182>>556452209I only have 40k carats though... what about upcoming banners?
>>556450984>>556451136Faggots
>>556451773I'm gonna suck on Chrono's chronos
>>556451136>-codedBack to tumbleddit you go
>>556452240bourbon if you like fronts, nishino if you like pace or cunny (but she's a few months away)
>>556452221Like 500+ minimum depending on positionI usually buy a gold recovery by then if it's for medium/long umas and I really want that race, otherwise I don't bother.
>>556452221Depends on the uma and the conditionsUsually 450-500 to surviveTo win, 600 and a bit more. Tack on a recovery or something
So Indonesians are 4 feet tall?
My busty wife of German descent.
>>556452431Look at her HUGE tail...
Flash a cute and cool!
>>556451418No wonder, you can't talk back about the CEO's fetish like that
How many points are you guys getting in these event race things per race? I'm lucky if I hit 1000. My good parent umas are all too weak to race and lose or my good umas are too good that they don't activate their ults because I get in 1st only seconds into the final leg.
I only have 3k rocks6 or 7 and I waste them on All uma bannerAnything else I save myself
didnt realize half tp would end todaymight have to switch to playing the game the way you're supposed to and spend the next 5 days with my umawife hoping to take advantage of hot spring ticket rate up
>>556452431DAS IST EIN PFERD
>I rolled 200 times and all I got was this stupid fangirlI hate the term "oshi". I hate the idea of being such a doormat. I didn't get a single one of the ten horses I wanted before sparking.Seriously, what are the odds of three god damn copies of this horse? Scam banner.
>>556452547On my parent umas I'm getting under 1K, on my TT umas 1200+
umamusumesex
>>556452547I got 1030 on my first and only run. I'm building a Carnival Spark in Career for extra points now I guess.
>putting falco, curren and digitan together on the banner previewdude this is just telling me to pull wtf
Make one uma flat who you believe would be a design improvementMake one uma VERY busty who you believe would be a design improvement
>>556451334Looking good, may this CM go well for you, BNWbwo.
She doesn't win often but it sure is fun when she does>>556452221If by "survive" you mean "place top 3" I tend to make it through pretty consistently on Taishin with around 400, but your mileage may vary, you can go up to 450 if you want to be safe
>>556452649Feno is a good horse!
>event races don't proc stores like legend races doGuess I will only be seeing the store once a day for the next week and a half with my daily races since my store roll luck is horrible.
>>556452621Perhaps it was for the best.
>>556452757>Make one uma flat who you believe would be a design improvementDober>Make one uma VERY busty who you believe would be a design improvementCafe
>>556452757>Make one uma flat who you believe would be a design improvementnone of them>Make one uma VERY busty who you believe would be a design improvementall of them
yeppers im skipping the shards this event ain't no got timers for the event yeppers
>>556451826you do you
>got the final copy of natie to MLBalways pull on the scamcha
>>556452757Twin Turbo Titty Monster Imagine...
>>556452757bakushin would be better (and faster) flatperhaps rudolf would be better with honkers. might take away some focus from her huge headopera would be better with either, the shading on her shobufuku is so rough
>>556453178bakushin having unexpectedly big tits is nice though
>mayas love advice trigers junior yearthanks...
>>556452757>Make one uma flat who you believe would be a design improvementTickezo>Make one uma VERY busty who you believe would be a design improvementIkuno Dictus
Do you like your umas flat and petite?
Did they buff the acupuncture event appearance rate? Got 3 times today
>dump all my trainings into wit to hit 600 first>flop all my races>love advice doesn't even trigger the whole career
WAIT WEIII GETS RUNAWAY?HOLY FUCKING BASED I CAN USE SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUZUKA
>>556453293no I'm not into little boys
>>556452903Do you ever proc Red Shift as late considering 99% of lobbies are 0-1 fronts and 8 Pace?
>>556453293Yes I do
/uma/ looks dead cause discussions are also happening on the clubcords .
>>5564525471k to 1,1
Curren's had no luck in practice runs, even my condor pasa's won more (mid roll but can't replace her because she lucked out and got a mummy spark)
>>556453293i love mini the lady so much its unreal im so sad shes not even a real horse
ok I'm not getting better luck than this. First time ever capping two stats, and definitely when a third is over 1k. Thank FUCK the sprint sparks proc'd senior inspo, but of course my skills low-rolled>no head on>no straight descent>no pace chaser cornersoh well. I think this will easily win me B finals.
>>556453341You're both still gonna die if you meet a suzuka.
>>556453691Your midrace?
>>556453693why?
>>556453293good heavens
threw a good maya run not buying skills at tenno sho with 370 nyooo
Do you need two uma parents with carnival spark to level it up?
>>556453346if she catches up to the last pace using her corner skills + thh and passes them she activates her unique and surges forward which can chain a really nice carry over + red shift proc, that's the idea behind this build ofc it's rng prone but that's a rng cm after all
>>556453691>Corner recoveryBut why?
>>556453805Becase double oniges = your stamina is fucking gone unless one of you was built so poorly that you don't spot struggle at all.
why is falco the face of the all-uma banner anyways, i thought bobo was the first banner
>>556453923Arima Kinen I assume
I have been masturbating to uma porn for hours now. My dick is sore, but I still don't feel sated...
>>556453945Global loves Falco while JP hates her
>>556453945Everybody wants Falcon Punch. Nobody wants Mihomo Boredom.
sakuras
>somehow my aces are ready >I know my sprint game is rigged against me so don't feel like training anymoreWhat do now? Prep for next CM or does it come after MANT's release rendering them unusable if I train them now?
>>556454008posting more falco suffering
>>556454074prep parents
Is Prudent Position worth taking without dodging danger?
>>556453945she sucked off the cygames intern
>>556454118
>>556454172no, it never procs without dodging danger
>>556453945because falco is both the cutest and purest
>>556454286Falco game.
Did you guys already blow your load on the megabanner? I'm saving for Chiyo.
>>556454306sexo currencute kitawife dia
I have MLB Fuku MLB Kita 3LB FineMo and 1LB Creek.Is it worth it for me to use the 2 uncap rainbows and the 1st anni ticket on Creek or should I use the ticket on FineMo and keep my Creek at 1LB or save the ticket?Is Creek gonna be needed for MANT I guess is what I'm asking. I know there's a Long CM so Creek will be great for that but then it's just Mediums, Mile and Sprint so I guess Creek isn't worth getting
>>556453341She's meta for mile while Suzuka is only good for breaking her legs.
h-hoeh...
>>556454367Ask again when I get off work
The Anshizawa reroll account is not going well. Most I've gotten up to is 2LB.
>>556453945She's pretty and derby.
Are the famous selector tickets really 20 bucks apiece? All for a single Uma/Support?
She's so cute bwos...
>>556454512Considering you need 400 bucks for a spark, it's a pretty good deal.
>>556454491nigga let the servers rest
I got her date evenr even before hitting green. Did I just get spooked by that event by random?
>>556454512you also get a complimentary 1500 paid carats
>>556443589penta = jobberel hogan pasa = main eventer
>>556453923last run I did Condor gassed out -somehow- in URA. I was paranoid so I got maxed out CR just in case. There weren't anymore mid-race skills available at the end, Marvelous Sunday fucked me didn't give me THH or anything fun like that. Sad. Still - best run I've ever done in Uma Musume.
>>556450661Did they only add the acupuncture event back to unity cup today with the release of the card or something.I swear this is the first time I got the event in the last 3 months.
Got Yukino Bijin(new) on card scamgacha. Not stopping me source after the unity cup ended?Run out of discounted carats too. Unless they do the reset I will only have month shit for paid carats
>>556454575No, that is not a good deal. I'm not gonna judge if you choose to buy, but the other deals are just unreasonably worse.
>>556454659That does sweeten the pot a bit >>556454703Man I'm fucking Jelly, those 2 and Fantasy Pasa re the ones I want to spook me the most (Or Taiki Shuttle I guess)
>>556454686no
I really shouldn't, but...
>already finished the carnival eventEl Condor Pasa i thought... i thought you were stronger...
>>556454703WOW 3 kingulucky guy
>>556454643I should have done just that
>>556454719If carats were that cheap, this game would easily be whale central. Even the weakest of F2Ps would spend.
The monetization are still in 4 year outdated mode.New gacha/current Cygames has lot of promotion shit.
>>556454881If carats were that cheap and everyone was whaling, then no one would have the advantage of whaling.
so many scamcha rollers, I thought we're mostly f2p here??? you buhiis deceived me
>>556454981you need to subscribe to the daily carat pack for human rights
>>556454881nyo I wouldn't
Well, /uma/?
>falco and curren together on the banner previewIT IS A SIGN
>>556454834Yeah, I really shouldn't have...I'm missing 40 umas and they give me another wedding air groove dupe...
>>556454981Just get the Special off the Cygames store for 1500 Carats for $10.99 bwo
>>556455156left: gaping umankoright: gaping assholei'll choose right then use her umanko
>>556455156I instantly click on the Smart Falcon option.
>>556454521The cutest
>>556455178Lmao
Sweepy nigger bring back to 5 chain pal card settings to edit, I like swapping between tazuna and riko and actually finishing their chains
>>556454981>I thought we're mostly f2p here???Since when? People here are pretty open about dropping money on big banners, wanting to buy the selector for x.oguri, and so on
I do NOT want Whorren to even be in the same room as my pure Falco.
>>556455043you're trying to tell me there are people here who bought daily carat pack 3+ times and decided to waste it on a single scamcha banner? grim
>>556455156Smart Falcon looks okay here but in game from some angles her twin tails look too thin and lack volume which makes her face look a bit big >>556455225
machan's fat tits and thicc thighs
time 2 sprint
>>556455373it's more fun than very slowly pissing it away single pulling 1*s.
>>556455373roll on the scamcha, you WILL get good rolls this time I promise
>>556455373>1500 for a chance to get nothing on a regular banner>1500 for a guaranteed 3*/SSRWhich one, bwo
>>5564555131500 paid carats gets you 30 pulls. At 3% rate for SSR, this is uhhhh still not very good odds at getting an SSR. Yep I'm pulling on the scamcha.
>>556455421Rude!
>>556455604yea? i just rolled 120 w/ 0 rainbows. daily is a scam
>>556455604through daily pulls, you have a higher chance of getting an uma you kinda want
>>556455670I know, I was agreeing with you. I've daily pulled every day, including on overlapping banners, and went four months without a single 3*.
Whales bros I wanna ask if buying carats from the Cygames Webstore does the bonus Carats count as paid Carat?
Bwos, I think I'm starting to have feelings for Teio...
Do your daily pulls.
>>556455908Okay, at least clean up the slugs in your room first.
Wtf I just thought this was gonna be a funny gamble card but the event is bittersweet
>>556455883No. It should say the paid amount + the "free" amount.
every other ad on YouTube is horse supplements or treatsthis is getting ridiculous
>>556455908gain any weight recently?
Pulling for supports is so panful manYou can't even be happy if you pulled one SSR because you need 3-4 more to be useful.
>>556456032The brainslugs got to him
Wait hold on, the racing carnival song is kinda good
