Fuck Squids Edition>Previous>>556414071>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y>LATEST PATCHESDec 02 1.005.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621274Jan 22 1.005.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/509603414731129453Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
One day, when the game is in desperate need for a player count boost, they will drop a 40k Imperial Guard warbondAnd it will be pure shit because Swedes hate (you)
no one cares about 40gay anymore
>>556467330Normies LOVE that shit, so it will probably be a death knell for the game
>>556467208>hotshot lasgun>laser pierces enemiestoo based for this dogshit game
hello back from yesterdaydid i miss something?
>incel corps + jeet brigade>expected 50/50 distribution between the units>it's actually mostly incel corp with the occasional flying hulk
>>556467208What would the armor sets even be?I guess standard cadian uniform, sure, but what else? Steel legion or death korps are too aesthetically departed, and catachan would just rehash viper commandosTbh I would enjoy the guard larp but maybe this basket weaving form is too contrarian to enjoy things
ENOUGH WITH THE CROSSOVERS
>>556467208mhmm warhammer slop
>>556467725MYSTERY NIGGAS
Server issues and now game is just crashing out of nowhere. Middle of game and no issues. And it just closes.
>DSS voting is 95% for MenkentExplain this retard if I am missing some reasoning behind it. Is is because of railgun deployment or playerbase want to make proper planet sweep towards Cyberstan?
>>556467921Still remember when this same general was shitposting about W40K:SM2 being the HD2 killer.>Why would you ever play this shit game when you have SM2they said And here we are
>>556467809>commisar armor>passive makes friendly fire kills not cost reinforcements
no collabslop in my homageslop please
>>556467809Commissar for light and Tempestus for heavy I would say
>>556467809Cadia. Storm Trooper and comissar. Comisar set perk. Fully heal every other player when you kill another player.
>>556468130>Also gives damage resist and stamina bonus for friendly killsCould be fun desu
>>556468081We gained access to new planet middle of vote. Voting list dosent reset when you liberate planet. It just removes that planet from list.
>>556467747>expected new troop variants for jeets and incels. >cricketsAll in all. Incels+jeets are disappointing
>>556467330Downward spiral of wh40k will make some intresting retrospective. Decline of vibe alone is something else. From gritty, dark and pulpy of 90s. To serius grimdark of 2000s to shoot and cry hugfest of 2020s.
>>556468081Voting list is based on whichever planets have the highest player population at the time of the end of the last vote. Since Aurora Bay and Merak both had zero players, it defaulted to the remaining planets that weren't Chort Bay.
>>556468585I enjoyed the grimdark stuff from the 2000s. It had that grotesque magnetism to it, where you were repulsed but wanted to see more at the same time
>>556467208Nah i prefer a bigger investment in fleshing this game than that. I want more Illuminate units ! NEW ones, alongside the Illuminate cultists. Give me an overseer field commander with a energy greatsword and a warp pack of his own, and some new horrors made from voteless already. Something. More bio-robotic units wouldn't hurt to have either, Drone, Laser Eye Turrets, Tripods and Stingrays ain't enough to satisfy me....
I would kill 10 trillion Swedes for more competent enemy AI.
>so used to using the stim pistol i blast some poor fucker whenever i swap it for something else
Haven't played since October. Level with me; is it worth coming back?
>>556471067yes now make a lobby
Reminder to spam this on bot works to get them disconnected and banned from the network 01001010 01101111 01101000 01101110 00100000 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01100100 01101001 01110110 01100101 01110010, Free Lesath, (01001101 01100001 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101100 01101111 01101110 00100000 01000011 01110010 01100101 01100101 01101011, April 3rd Malevelon Creek victory of 2184, Human Rights, Freedom, 01010110 01100101 01110010 01101110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01010111 01100101 01101100 01101100 01110011, Managed Democracy, Vandalon IV, 01001001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101, Vessel 00, 01001110 01110101 01100011 01101100 01100101 01110101 01110011, Democracy Space Station, 01010000 01100101 01101110 01110100 01100001
>Favourite mod is busted this patch>Mod author is MIA>SC arrow mod is also brokenFUCK
>>556471067the game stability, performance, and filesize has all improved drasticallywe got a proper functioning stealth warbondwe're about to invade cyberstan
>>556470785The real problem is when i swap from a melee weapon to the ultimatum.
>>556470785Need medicdiver bussy.
>>556471494Game is less stable for me then it was 3 months ago
Every time I join bots without eruptor I want to kms when I see a big fabricator. Is grenade pistol mandatory now if I want to use a different primary? Is there an alternative? No I'm not gonna take frags.
>>556471846game is way more stable for meworks on my machine
>it's another bots offloading the entire botdrop on some cliff episodeWas wondering why they were able to hit regardless of my choice of cover.
>>556471846>playing on a i3
Now what?
>>556471904Eruptor might be the most dogshit gun to use.Everything about it just feels awfull, like it was designed to feel shit.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s0xR9s6ir6MIs this true?
>>556472224No.
BFGL is so close to being perfect it hurts, 50 more grenades and I'll choose to ignore the anemic damage
>maxigun is shit>Belt fed GL is shit Heavy flamer is fucked
>>556472313Using it feels so cool, but its damage is so ass.
>60% of the playerbase on a planet>1.5% liberation rate>DSS on the other side of the galaxyUhhh???
>>5564662673/4
D10 bot cities 3/4 get in heresteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243063985237/76561199129186530
>>556471904dynamite is your friend
>>556471067Yes the game is fucking awesome now. Im enjoying it more than ever.
>>556471904>what's the answer to 2+2? no don't say 4
>>556473110>>556473089FULLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>556473283ok I will take frags, you happy now?
>commando operations
>>556474385>people just call down mechs and tanks for them nowstealth is a fucking meme
Haven't played yet, but does Aurora Bay mix both subfactions together? Do you get to fight jetpack hulks and shotgun devastators on the same mission?
>>556474765yes
>>556474641They should make detection even more punishing desu
Looks like we'll be fighting incels on Cyberstan regardless
>>556474641>las primary>quaso>zap/laser dog>mech>tankStealth is optional for this mission.
Genuinely what benefit would razing Lesath have given us?
>>556475273it gives sven more time to finish cyberstan
>>556475273it screws us over for the rest of the major orderIt used to be that an "opportunity" would help us but more and more it's actually a way for Joel to fuck us over and then scold us for doing it
>>556475273Maybe they'll punish us with a surprise automaton comeback because we didn't bomb every remaining factory to dust.No, it never happened before, why would it?
>>556472623It default moved there because the planet it was on got liberated.Itll be sent back.
>>556476004This, somehow 2 years of precedent gets to be ignored.Liberated means liberated, but not this time because just because, ok?I dont mind MO rigging and story bullshit, but play by the rules, man.
Lobby doko
>losing a 3% decay planet with 60% of the players>if we take it we have to go through a 7% decay planet (lol)>while Joel is assfucking us on Lesath with a lvl 30 defense (guaranteed failure)so uh, how long are they going to blueball us before we get to see new content?
What's preventing bot to do a gambit on chort bay once we secured the corridor on aurora bay or merak?
d10 bots incel corp and jeetssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243073433089/76561198122378705
>>556476401>don't raze Lesath Uh oh you fucked up and now you get some bullshit counterattack >raze LesathUh oh you fucked up and now you can't take cyberstan because you wasted imaginary resourcesit's all so tiresome
The content-destroying star
>>556476967Raze lesath?What is this bozo yapping about?
>>5564769302/4
>>556477183play the game retard
>>5564769303/4
>>556477327I do.Lesath seems fine.
>>556476930FVLL
5090 and this game still can’t go over 80fps on 4k native max graphics when there’s orbitals and breaches. Total Swigger death.
>>556470160>"Should we A: Make a crossover for easy money and boost the player count for people wanting a guardsman fantasy?>"Or B: Try to salvage some faction nobody gives a shit about that will do nothing for the long term?"idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk >>556467921>"Slop just means something I personally dont like"That word has been run into the fucking ground by retards like you. It has as much weight as calling someone a nazi now.
>>556477897Its insane how Cyberpunk during massive cop shootouts runs better on my shitbox than this game with 12 bots on screen. Just what the fuck is this game?
>>556476967They're gonna ask us to raze Aurora bay, when we deny they'll go "looks like there's still a jet brigade fleet left, get fucked"
What if we make peace with the Automatons and have them help us fight the bugs and squids?
Yep. Knew it. Joel is going to make us lose Lesath and then go "UH OH! LE BOTS TOOK THE PLANET AND NOW SUDDENLY SUPPLY LINES MATTER FOR SUPER EARTH PLANETS! HERES SOME RANDOM DEBUFF TO RIG THE MO TO LOSE">>556478446That would require Arrowhead to make the setting interesting and would also require them to put in effort. In other words; never gonna happen.
>>556476967>>don't raze Lesath >Uh oh you fucked up and now you get some bullshit counterattackhey anon guess what
are you not entertained?
>>556478578>>556478584Im so god damn confused at what the goal here was. Was the razing thing bait to get the DSS fucked and we didnt fall for it? Or is this Joel punishing us for not wanting to waste time with a random side obj?
>>556478446>catnigger>retarded ideaClockwork.
>>556478446I always liked the idea of the squids pulling some shit that would affect both Automatons and humanity and we'd have to temporarily work together, only to end in us betraying the Automatons but blaming them
>>556478728>bait returnfags with update trailer>the actual update is right after this prep MO, trust us>uh oh stinky you failed, now you need another week to reach the contentENGAGEMENT AND PLAYER NUMBERS: MAXIMIZED
>>556478728no doubt he would punish us either way
>>556478960I got the tank and fun warbond, i don't expect any more content till next warbond.
>>556478728who the fuck cares? the swigger retards can not be trusted to gm with actual coherence and rules, its wholly pointless to think about theoretical situations when they never matter and there is but one path but with different window dressings.
>>556478446>>556478958This would be awesome as heck
>"NOOOOOO!!!!!!! DONT DELETE MY JEETS! NOOOOO!!!!!!"Fuck off, dude.
>>556478960Meanwhile the great host could march towards super earth uninterrupted
>>556478728>"hey anon, nice work capturing that planet!">"now vote on whether I should slap you in the nuts or let you keep capturing planets"what? why would I let you slap my nuts? obviously I'm going to vote to keep capturing planets, that's the whole point of the MO...>"HA! NICE TRY! I WAS GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE NUTS EITHER WAY!"
What the FUCK is the DSS doing on Menkent
>>556478578>>556478584>return to defend lesath>we lose chort bay in the process bugniggers are responsible for this btw
>surprise, Lesath gets attacked because you were bad cattle>also very subtle hints that you shouldn't attack the jeet brigade by lowering Merak resistance because penta was blown up or something wink winkFuck this gay-ass MO, and then there are retards here who really think this isn't railroaded.
>Host game>Drop in>Someone joins after>Chinese game>"oh god" i think to myself>He drops in>Starts spamming "Red Sun in the sky" over mic in really shitty quality like hes holding the mic to the stereo>Calls in a strat>A fucking chinese dragon flies down>He hops on and tells me to hop on as well>We fly over the map destroying everythingHoly shit, bros....
>>556479242>Get Merak and 20% liberation rate only for the jeet brigade to spawn on Aurora to bump up resistance anywayNot falling for it
>>556478958Would be more interesting if the Automatons AND SE started to get along following that but a radical ultranationalist Automaton movement couped their leadership and returned everything to the current status quo with a small SE-aligned splinter faction remaining allied with SE so we could keep fighting alongside Automatons (a la SEAF spawns) every once in a while past this event.
>>556478578>>556478584swedes are the worst DM in the world
No matter the context, Lesath is such a shithole nigger planet that keeps coming back, I'm so tired of diving on it
>Joel trying to make the MO "interesting">Look inside>Its him just randomly throwing shit around with no rhyme or reason and malding because people want to destroy his precious jeet brigade
>all these people seething about the MO and state of the war>meanwhile i am having the time of my live with wacky enemy spawns and running shit over with a tankSure must suck being an MOwagie.
>>556479726>>556479449>>556479242Reminder
>>556479897No one cares about the MO or the war, the new content is locked behind cyberstan and we're not seeing it until we get there
>>556479917Its the only way people can do anything in this game because if Joel let people actually coordinate he would never win. Also why the fuck is the DSS on Menket??
Let's not act surprised here. The MO lasts another 3 days. Lately it doesn't matter wether it has a "hold x planet till MO expires" sub objective or not. Joel WILL make the MO last a full week so they can time their updates with tuesday. It's all thinly veiled railroading. No matter what, this MO will end with an hour or two left on the clock because it's convenient for AH and there's nothing we can do or change about it
>>556480078You were liberating Aurora Bay too quickly, so fuck you, you're only allowed to liberate Merak in the last minutes of the MO
>>556480010>No one cares about the MO or the warOh, so is that why everyone is talking about the MO and the war? How many times are you going to repeat this and how many times are you going to be wrong?
>>556479917that's actually not true though if you take even a cursory glance at the history of the galactic war
>>556480227The truth has changed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDvsuxYRIhQ
>>556480201People are seething about the MO and the war because the new enemies are locked behind it, not because they care about the war itself
>>556480508>I speak for the trees
>OPEN YOUR EYES. YOU ARE NOT HEROESkeep crying bitchass toaster
>>556480201NTA but i haven't looked at what the MO is in probably over a year now.
Why should i use the double edge sickle when the standard sickle is not going to kill me? Is the damage really worth the risk to die?
>>556478584It sounds like Menkent gambit would be neat, given there is 48h window. But this will never happen.
>>556480508What colour is the sky in your world?
