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we fry shrimp here
coom in Nozoom.
Doroset
resetalice!
>>556509196what? feeling uncomfortable?
>>556509221?
Sex with elves Archive
Kamigame just dropped an updated tierlist.
>>556509337..now I am diamond
>>556509337It gets smaller when I'm nervous.
>>556509221You scared me. I was just about to go check whether I've done all dailies or forgot.
You have 10 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>>556509221
What movie should I watch tonight /bag/?
>>556509570Amadeus
they should replace pvp with harder scrimmages that rotate daily
love
You have 8 minutes to gogurt and gogurt your dailies.
how prevalent lolicon is in China?
have a 'ba
Something wrong with my shupos
To the guy in the last thread asking what I was talking about, the special event missions is the web event at the endof the event list. That shit sucks.
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>556509389Will they buff Wakamo back up the anniversary standard or nah?
>>556509706yes
>>556509389It looks the same. What changed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHcVQzZmdosounds familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it
We still love our starter wife in 2026, right?
>>556509847Sloppy wife.and not even the "hard to tell" kind
>>556509868Your momine
Why is FIENDrisu so evil?
Hina should snooze
'ba on the 'ag
>>556510072I mean. besides that
>>556509925>>556509713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Af4Ocl0MAshupogaki sexo
haha check this out https://x.com/ki_no_nekko/status/2019685521711391222
>>556510232The shupos made fun of my dick. Fuck em
>ki_no_nekkohmm no
resetalice
>>556510285
resetarona
gogurtset
resetkaede
treeset
Barbset
twinset
>>556510327
>>556510386>>556510390>>556510391>>556510392>>556510393>>556510394
>>556510285I had no idea this dude was korean this entire time
>>556510232I get that some people prefer Hikari for her pure undistilled autism but I prefer Nozomi because she's actually pretty responsible behind the brattyness
>>556510363>>556510392CRINGE
>>556510363DIE>>556510387you're on thin ice buddy
>>556509852Bond Gear 3: Damage accumulated by Wakamo's EX skill is now a guaranteed critical hit.
>>556510387OH NO NO NO NO
>>556510609I've got a pass >>556510519 heehee
>found a tiny streamer that's reading BA story and actually enjoys itLif's good
Nice lesson surprise
>>556510716Please Rio watch some Brave shows or anything Obari worked on so you can make some better looking mechs
reset ako59
Unsubscribed
I came on Neru's flat chest and forced her to walk with my male essence on her chest all day under her uniform.
>>556510925but it says 69
1 PURPLE
>>556510805It's a female streamer, isn't it? God forbid you're watching a vtuber
>>556510830Is Aris telling us how we should pick up Kei?
>Get character to UE60>Guaranteed elephs from lessonsUE70 when?
The year is 202XHard node bulk sweeping is still broken on JP server
>>556511121Stop noticing, sensei
>>556510968I make the rule
Black haired beauties
>>556509389>posting the old one
Remember when pic related was useful for PVP? Me neither.
FUCK
>>556511121Even global Kayaposting is to be treasured
>>556511547No
>>556511528I don't see anything different?
Ibuki if realhttps://litter.catbox.moe/datpkx.png
>>556511085
>"To Wildhunt">"With me"
>>556511505SNIIIFFFF
I clicked
>>556511490Airi is a brunette
>>556511528Seia and the shupos should be higherI mean this is a fertility ranking, right?
>>556509925Wait, isn't this just Kitsunebihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goS8fzIV38A
>>556511121Oddly enough we only seen Kaiser interacts with like two schools.You think we how greedy there would be a plot of them attempt to steal tech from millennium or have a plot of them having a media branch that is going after the GDD over IP/copyright stuff.
>>556511616Same, gogurtfriend. Same...
>>556511798If it was a fertility ranking, kei would be bottom tier.
>>556511121
>>556511739Actually cute
>>556511528>S>S+>SS>SS+Why not just do C B A S or something, what a fucking pointless system.
>>556511843My guess is Kaiser doesn't want to mess with veritas
>>556511123Bitch, are you made of eligma? Don't ask for UE70, 60 is bad enough already!
>>556511121Me on the bottom right
>>556511547Fuck you, she saved me in the previous seasons. I think it was s3pic not related btw
>>556509221>>556510363Is this a pretender?
Nexon have no plans of character growth arc for Midori and Momoi right? They're the only ones in GDD that doesn't have any "lessons" to learn.
Neruset
My cafe is about to turn into a fucking war zone
>>556511906This sensei has no style.
>>556511528So why is base Toki in S but not bRio who is just Toki but better?
>>556512173The only one that really needs it is Midori desu. Momoi didn't really "grow" but they made up for it by showing glimpses into her more competent side.
>>556512173Forcing "development" where none is needed is an excellent way to ruin previously good characters
>The only thing that's important for Momoi in the plot is to discover Aris and talk to Rio>The only thing that's important for Midori in the plot is nothing.
>>556512314>warzone>one of the weakest girls in the game versus the strongestIt's about to turn into a crime scene. Better call Sena.
>>556511843Their logo is a damn octopus, harkening back to themes of having their tendrils on everything like the old British Empire.They're big fish in the black market because they run itWe've seen them interact with Abydos, Vallyrie, SRT, Trinity, Hyakkiyako, Odyssey, Gehenna, and of course the GSC itself.The fact that they haven't been wiped off the map after their hostile takeovers in both volF and Vol4ch2 is a mystery surrounded by due process and red tape. At least the president got put in the hospitalized after being defenestrated, but thats probably the only justice we will see in the foreseeable future.
>>556511739Was scared of clicking but thankfully it was just something cute.
>>556511547I always have this inexplicable urge to use her in PvP. I don't know why. She's not built, she's not even one of my favorites, but the voices compel me to invest and use her specifically.
>>556512443She's called green Momoi for a reason
>>556511906Smokin' Sexy Style when?
>>556512309YOU
>>556512503nothing ever happens
Trust in John Nexon, V2C3 will feature Momoi's death and the breaking up of GDD, only for Midori to return a message to the past in the form of G Bible.
>>556511972No, which is why when I have a lesson with 3 students and ONE of them is UE60 I'm infuriated when EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. it gives me theirs.
Which one of you was this
>>556511528I have none of these students except Ako.
sleep tight little moi
>>556512598Lets ignore the countless times ibuki posters have been sharing actual cp
>>556512639Zoomer chubbyemu?
>>556512745never happened
>>556512314Wakamo has never won a fight. Canonically.
>>556511919That and the Treasure might be smart enough with money and the economy and taxes to screw them over.>>556512495Didn’t they start losing control during one take over of the GSC because they and Kaya thought it was good idea to hire workers from the communist school?
>>556512736tight little moi
>>556512824She caused a draw with Ayame.
>>556512745Proof?
>>556512778Hold on let me find the links and share it he-… wait a minute
Don't.
>>556512945
>>556512876If you're referring to the Arata story, that wasn't Wakamo because it was a mouryou.
>>556512745typical binebine archive players.
>>556512602I might cum if GBible was indeed by any of the gdd members, maybe their seniors.
>>556512997
Why are there so many fubukis? There's no way more than even a small amount of triple insanes will get plat.
>>556511528I will not roll for magical girls. I don't care.
>>556513021All mouryo pride themselves over their masksWhat does Wakamo wear on her face?Put the pieces together.
I might cum if the Mouryou was inspired by Wakamo.
We need to include yurisex and homomales for the 10% of females that play this game
>>556513119It's just GA, relax a little, or a lot in this case
what do i get from the event shop with waterguns if i got all the furniture already
>>556513472that 10% play the game for the girls also bwo
>>556513472They play game even without that
>>556512485>>556512824she would've jobbed most likely, but my cafe would be destroyed in the process...
>>556513428My lovely roombas.
>>556513539Just Credits
They lost again
>>556513024Plana is still my favourite AI
Post crackpot ideas.>Yume and Black suit is alive.>Momoi and Midori is part of a triplet.>The thunder emperor is ex-abydos.>Hifumi does have a split personality.>Kaya will save SRT.>Shuro is the strongest in Hyakkiyako.
>>556512824what about night battles?
Great, so apparently some subhuman just got my home ISP range blocked I guess I'll mostly be posting in the other tab now
/bag/men, I have a ragret that I'd like to share. I set my birthday on the day I started Blue Archive, thinking I wouldn't play this game for long. I remember vivdly it was only Fubuki who celebrated my "birthday" that day, thinking that it was one of her lobby lines. Truly this brick hits harder than most of my brick moments. Another lonely day where I won't hear my students sing me happy birthday
Speaking of homos, yuri and fgoschizo.../v/ is making fun of us again
>1-5000 rank for plat NA is not a real server, git gud
>>556513119Chesed is not a fun raid. Vol.6 is fun.
is there a way to check stats for current GA? I know there's a site that does it for past ones but I want to see if there's any unusual/interesting teams without having to check everyone manually>>556513828>>Momoi and Midori is part of a triplet.bro, your Ao?
>>556513958qrd on uma shitposting?
>>556513958and we should care, because..?
>>556514025It would be something more unpredictable than rgb. It would be yellow. Yellow momoi.
>>556513958>check>troons got decimated againMeh
>>556513958wait a sec... I'm a baggot, I don't careahahaha
>>556513828>Shuro is the strongest in Hyakkiyako.This is just fact
>>556514132>rgbthere's no red one, Moi is pink
>>556513958Someone should drop them the Reisa.
>>556513828Beatrice was actually Rio from a different timeline
>>556514132Ao is canon.
>>556513249>Two years ago, they say that the legendary Mouryo, who fought her match against the Hyakkaryouran president to a draw after a hundred moves, carried a bunch of different masks for different emotions.Classic Wakamofag discourse, latching into vagueries with no payoff because that's all she has going for her. It's like reading that line Ayane had about Hina being the strongest person in Kivotos, but you have to wait seven years for Hina to actually get a story where it pays off. Also, a draw isn't a win and the leader of the Hyakkaryouran two years ago wasn't Ayame, it's literally a nameless NPC that she couldn't beat, if it's Wakamo that Arata is talking about at all. Also, this invalidates all of the official Inner Discipline Club art.
will Volume EX end this month? Or have they said there will be future parts maybe in march/april?
>>556513828But Black Suit IS alive
>>556514302Ao isn't really a triplet though. But it would be funny if she was a foreshadowing.
>>556513897Just go on the wiki or db and listen to their lines. Happy birthday brick sensei.
>>556513828>Yume and Black suit is alive.Isakusan>Momoi and Midori is part of a triplet.Bro, your Ao?>The thunder emperor is ex-abydos.WE WUZ>Hifumi does have a split personality.Plot twist: normal Hifumi is Faust while the real Hifumi is a Peroro fanatic>Kaya will save SRT.Only if it's by accidental mistake and only if she instantly regrets it>Shuro is the strongest in Hyakkiyako."METAL PIPE SFX"
>>556514303Don't pick on the Wakabros, they already have it hard.
>>556514407>worst one has the bowgunAccurate
>>556513828evil plana
>>556514294You're smoking weed.
>>556514524Forehead loli is always a best
>>556514074troon falseflag, as usual
>>556513767She arrived first, I'm a simple man
Thinking about it, Hina doesn't need to keep tabs on a dying school like Abydos. So why was she there before meeting Hoshino, the strongest student in Kivotos.
>>556510053Nah this is the 2022-2024 kind of AI. Shit's a relic today, shouldn't be counted as slop.
Evil Pina waiting room
Jumby my beloved...
>weekend >zero games to playname more iconic duo
>>556515034Play vintage story with me
>>556514618We will never get the gsc situation resolved.
>>556514802She was doing the janny's work, searching for the Thunder Emperor's weapons that were left behind
Would you a smug?
>>556515034Do literally anything else that's not digital. Get into soap carving or something
Ibukibros are good people who like lolisHave some becky https://files.catbox.moe/hwlj9l.mp4
>>556515034read a book
>>556515034learn JP
>>556509847We know sensei
>>556515131Only if she bweeeeehs first
>>556513958Victory is a beautiful thing, and beautiful things always cause envy.
>>556515034read manga
>>556515230don't do this
>>556515213Nice
>>556511919We see in the anime that Kaiser has a bunch of engineering club wheel guns Engineering club is providing weapons to Kaiser for profit
>>556513828>The thunder emperor is a good student but everyone in Gehenna was too much of a bitch. So she had to smack some sense into Gehenna Students
You can look but you can't touch
>>556515364why? it's easy
>>556515034Chesed is right there. Go get a 40m.
>>556515631because japan has fallen, you're better off learning KR or chinese if you're gonna remain otaku past 2026
>>556515539Can probably deactivate them if they turn them on Millennium
Damn, your recommendations suck>>556515652I'm lvl80 newfag, I don't have students to clear above extreme
>>556515613What if you preordered and got early access?
>>556515034play blue archive but in djmax
>>556515854at level 80 you can at least do Insane>I don't have students to-skill issue
>>556515854This anon cleared chesed torment at lvl 75
>>556513828>Black suit is aliveBlack Suit has never died on-screen, Francis technically was killed by basement dweller but Decalcomania is immortal so they're gonna be back. Everybody else is MIA.>The thunder emperor is ex-abydosNo but the GSC president is>Kaya will save SRTKaya can't even save herself>Shuro is the strongest in HyakkiyakoIn her headcanon
>>556516134impressive. very nice
Nagusa > Izuna = Chise > AyameSo it is written.
>>556515034Go to the gym, nigga.
>>556516310unironically this, it's the best thing you can do for yourself
You should be only allowed to brag if you've cleared a boss without any borrows.
>>556516040>>556516134I don't have many good buffers but I could probably do ins if I managed to get to phase 2 with a second team. Problem is that I don't have resources to invest into first team with AOE>>556516310It's 9PM where I live, I'm going tomorrow morning tho
Will rank 200 in Chesed right now EU keep me in plat?
>>556516448This but unironically. When I see one anon link the "beating raid at level 69 but actually I borrowed a maxed out DPS" I just roll my eyes
>Worked through around 100 keystones in 1 sittingMy brain is turning to mush.
>>556516564>Problem is that I don't have resources to invest into first team with AOEdon't you have Momoi invested? she's usually one of those students pretty much everyone builds at least a little since she's so good for missions and any aoe situations. there's Nonomi too which everyone hasworst case you can borrow Cherino and use your own students for the boss team. if you don't have your own Mika just use someone else. I did Insane with Midori kek
>>556513828Ibuki is the thunder emperor’s younger sister
>>556516134Is this the lv67 peroro guy? Or are there multiple of these low level masochists with deep rosters?
>>556509706The BA China representative equivalent is Kisaki, go figure
>>556509389>shupotrash in S+Too high for them.>>556511528>Ritsu and Tsukuyo in Slol
>>556516847And how many golden gift nodes did you see?
>>556516803This is also>they're level 69 but they're maxed and I have all students needed
>>556516738It'll keep you in top1000.
Today, I will remind them.
>>556516984I think she's gonna back off and go be a hermit in the woods. She'll leave Azami to us, and I will make this face when it happens.
>>556516939I don't see anything. I'm barely able to even notice when I have a gift crafting node choice let alone what comes out of it.It's taking all of what braincells I have left to make sure I use the grey / blue fodder and not the gold / purple fodder when unlocking the first node.My last 3 crafts gave me 5 purps, none of which were the ones I wanted, but that's as much as I know.
https://mega.nz/file/Dw8xwAwK#QlUbW7cnsU01PhgBOKxlk4JbSsxoy_cHwsRhsXrOQR4
I just installed the game on steam for the first time but apparently I have an account alreadyI dont wanna get fucked starting from a literal dead account how do I delete this?
>>556517257you can just log in and then kill it from the menu
I am NOT downloading that.
>>556516857I've tried some other students in between but none of the teams worked. No one here is fully upgraded, at best it's like 3444 with T4 gear
>>556517130Will it also get me sloppy Kokona BJ when the raid ends??
Absolutely not.
>>556517257Unlink and then link your actual account.
What should I do, anons? Start the climb towards 100 immediately or get her alt to 50 first?
>>556517237oh hell naw
i tried going to the gym but I was overcome by extreme anxiety and went home instead.
>>556516921This guy plays in Asia. His first account is max level and usually around 100-200 rank in Asia so maybe he wanted to try clearing torment with his level 75 account.
I am please to announce I have successfully tormented my cheese.
>>556517465That's for the top100.
>>556517752I'd try changing studentwaifu to a better one
>>556517452if you don't have a lot of good supports you probably shouldn't be using Ako in that yellow mobbing team. keep her for your boss team (unless you have sNagisa, in which case just ignore that)for your red/purple teams you might want to use sHanako instead of the aoes you're using, if you have herare you failing on the two mob rooms or the boss room?>T4 gearbro... you're almost level 80, why are your important students not at least in T7?
>>556517752100 is more important
>>556517752I’d work on the alt personally
>>556517752The other one first
>>556517752Imo 2 50s first
>>556516134well i dont have nagisa, so is this even possiblealso my hare is only 5*how does this work
>>556517752get her alt to 50 for stats
>>556517452>using precious trinity mats for a Ichika
>>556517929agp
Yes, I have the title of 50 my waifuYes, that means I'm better than you
>>556518008>>556518032>>556518065>>556518202>>5565183011 vote for 100 and 4 for both 50 first so I'll go with getting the alt to 50. Thanks!
>>556517908Ako's ex is like lvl4 and I have sNagisa's ex maxed out.>sHanako Don't have her>are you failing on the two mob rooms or the boss room?It depends on the teams, but I usually die in the second room>bro... you're almost level 80, why are your important students not at least in T7?I didn't bother farming gear that much, there was always something else going on that I wanted to do first. I have some blueprints stashed but I'm keeping it for later.>>556518325She helped me clear missions for cafe upgrades
>>556513828A student can only graduate when they complete their mission. Shiroko lost her memory because she failed in the previous cycle and got reseted alongside Kivotos. As Anubis the guide of underworld she must kill everyone to consider her mission fulfilled.
>>556518413you are getting baited
>>556518419You can bodythrow random students and tanks/healers at the first half. Even if they can't kill the mobs, wiping to the self-destruct will count them as being destroyed when you send in your second team.
Aside of medieval fantasy and seafarer (Odyssey lmao) what other niche is currently missing from Blue Archive anyway? Feels like they're churning out way too many VN and 2000 anime tropes way too fast
>>556518286Use two teamsFirst team: S. Hanako, S. Mika, Tsubaki, Kokona, Ako, HimariSecond team: the one you see in the picture
>>556516134>33 seconds>this is a shitty cleanup team not even the main thingshameless as fuck
>>556518350>agp?
@arona, build a pyro planner better than /bag/'s. Make no mistake.
>>556511906there are A B C D ranks, they're just not on picture
>>556518524He's going to take 2 years just to get her to 100. Having 2 at 50 sooner feels better
>>556518557YandereTomgirlTomboyPrince girlFemboyVampireACTUAL mesugakiSister/daugther
>>556513828The Seven Prisoners were the Thunder Emperor's generals and Niyaniya was the Thunder Emperor's sensei. Gehenna's volume is the Seven Prisoners volume.
>>556518413It's not bait at all, retard. Do you actually know the point ratio of 50 vs 100?
>>556518570i dont have smika either nor nagisanow what
>>556518703All gay shit except mesugaki
>>556518419>Ako's ex is like lvl4 and I have sNagisa's ex maxed out.using Ako in your first team is the better option then>Don't have herusing Ichika is a bit rough then because her EX costs 6. if you have Ui or nyFuuka you should use one of them here to reduce her cost>but I usually die in the second roomI'd say use one team per room then. spread your aoe dps between 2 teams, bring at least one healer and one tank in each team, go as far as your can with each team and see where that gets you. Insane is definitely doable though, at least for yellow, you're in trouble for the other colors with those students but it's hard to say without seeing your whole roster
God I fucking hate Chesed so fucking much.
>>556513472>pander to everyonethat's how you ruin things
>>556518703pretty sure we have yandere
>>556518768Do you have Rio or Kisaki or S.Shiroko? If you don't have some cost juice for a borrowed S.Mika it'll be hard to do a triple shot kill.
>>556518703>Tomboyliterally neru, prince girl is straight up ichika too. kystheres so many tomboys in this game but because theyre not le 4chan tomboy whos brown sports you dont count it. kill yourself
>>556518912You still have 30 seconds plus a 2nd team
>>556518703We already have yandere and tomboy. Prince girl is Ichika during that Halloween event but I don't think the gooks want to revisit the stampede deaths stigma>sister/daughterNo thanks
>>556518674100 is the best feeling though, anything after that is just an extra
>>556518768why did you skip fest?
>poor anon has to use Ichika instead of sHanako for missions
Gehenna volume will be about the thunder emperor coming back, ousting the pandemonium society, and disbanding the prefect team. Hina will have to team up with PS68, the hot springs club, and the gourmets to take back Gehenna.New characters are gonna be the Thunder Emperor's elite squad, with Erika being one of her generals.
>>556518998>room time limit exceeded
>>556519024>>556518932Can you even consider Wakamo a yandere? She will literally panic and flee from the prospect of holding hands
>>556519035i have a real life where im not always on my phone
I cleared Chesed without Mika
>>556517193but not before offering her long-ripened virginity to Sensei (ME)
>>556518540I don't know, I'm still pretty burned out after peroro. I usually try to clear as high as possible but this time I don't really care, mostly because how many students I need to clear every color.>>556518893I have some other AOE students for all colors but everyone is lvl1. I have zero reports so it's not like I can bodythrow either
>>556518413I was about to say something about gift optimizations, but Haruka and nyHaruka has practically the same gift selections.Anyway, 50 to 100 is ~7x the effort of 1 to 50.
>>556518912how can you not get it done with this super meta op team?
>>556516134I could probably do torment if I tried, but I don't want to spend ligma or even try that hard for a grand assault raid...
Can I do torment if this is the best sMika I can borrow?I always seem to be lacking damage.
>>556518674That's a trap. Long term should be the priority. Get to 100 faster rather than slower, 50 is nothing. Let the alt accumulate a bit of bond through lesson headpats while you do it. By the time you reach 100 you'll have gotten the alt to near 50 spontaneously.
>>556519092Ibuki will be the heroine of Gehenna volume
>>556519109That doesn't stop her from stalking Sensei and sniping anyone else who gets close to him, which is literally her first momotalk.
>>556519110yeah but you had a week to roll, don't tell me you couldn't find 5 minutes to roll for two (4 if you include sSeia and dHina) of the most broken students in the game
>>556519242>No M101010JESUS
>>556519242that's atrocious. What server?
>>556517237>2026 02 KAEDE.zipok, what's in it
>>556518912I don't see how you can't do that all at once, do you not set up your buffs beforehand or something?
>>556519281i was in treatment, i didnt have a phone. so now what asshole
>>556518540Pretty sure if you die in the first half, nothing counts like Hod first phase. It's been too long since I struggled with Chesed so don't quote me on that.
>>556519110>he plays gacha on a phoneare you a SEA/chink monkey or just a tard?>>556519242people have no shame if they list unbuilt students like thatalso>not loving Mika enough to max herdisgustiiing
>>556519092PS68 is a de facto Abydos club despite being Gehenna
>>556519242>5 8 8>T7lol
Need
>>556519136same. extremely comfy 1T with my wife felt better. pic obviously related>>556519176>I have zero reports so it's not like I can bodythrow eitherwe're having x2 commissions right now, just go farm reports now
>>556519384Dont get yourself send to the hospital then.Not our fault, nigga
>>556519442I don't think Arona would wear this
>>556519109I'm talking about Miyo
>>556519356NA
>>556519109Literally every students in the game larp as their personalities and the status quo of Sensei correcting them if they go too far prevent girls like Wakamo and Haruka from being homicidal. This isn't an eroge>inb4 cult leader student
>>556519519damn I'm EU but surely someone will help
>>556517237>>556519381jump in front of a train, SEApe.
>>556519381Holographic hercules beetle trading card
>>556519442What's under their skirts
>>556519416blue archive was a phone game first, kill yourself steamnigger>>556519491i wouldve been fired from my job if i didnt.
>>556519416>people have no shame if they list unbuilt students like thatMy 1* fubuki has been in my borrow slot at level 1 for months until I needed some auto-CC for Hod.Even if no one borrows you get the money
>>556517237Keep it coming KaedeGOD
as a young sensitive little man, i want to get groomed by hags that look like hasumi or kokuriko
>>556519648Correction, it's a tablet game
>>556519092it's going to be focused on an underground group mimicking the Nazi uprising. Thunder Emperor will only be namedropped for the supposed good times of Gehenna and delinquent groups like Onsen and Gourmet will be used as an example of a failing Gehenna.Also Hina will be power crept. Source: My uncle works with Nexon
Half of a fucking unpeeled banana WTF?
>>556519508>I don't think Arona would wear thisWhy not?
>>556519482>we're having x2 commissions right now, just go farm reports nowEh, not feeling like it. Plus I can't clear the highest stage of commissions so I feel like it's a waste of AP
hmmeg
>>556519183>>556519245Thanks for the input. Maybe the choice isn't that simple after all. I'll have to think it over.
>play blue archive on a phone permanently plugged into a server acting as an android server for that server and other devicesCheck mate atheist.
>>556519919seia pee...
>>556518912You telling me 3 supercharged Mika pow pows aren't enough?
>>556520040not a waste if it lets you clear a higher raid difficulty and get more coins
>>556519919anyone here had mitarashi dango? appearance seems good but apparently the sauce is sweet/salty and that sounds weird
>>556520113you're sick
>>556520202Listen man, I just don't want to mald for hours so I won't
>>556519648>job is so shit that you have to accept them breaking your kneecaps instead of just getting firedThe insurance costs alone would be worse than just being unemployed
>>556520375based fubuking
>>556520040just bee yourself since every advice we give is apparently not practicable by you for one reason or another
>>556520085Well, getting nyHaruka to 50 gives a small buff to Haruka that I hope is in your pvp team right now.
>>556519212>>556519383>>556520129Needing to set up all buffs on sMika with the perfect timing for 3 (or 4?) shots while also killing just enough of the 4th wave so they don't murder your team while also not killing enough of them so your team kills them before you finish setting up feels impossible, like holy fuck I came very close a few times but then something runs out.I think I'll try the strat where you do everything except for one enemy on the first team and then use the second one to set the fuck up before nuking tomorrow but it's going to be tight because I have way too few level 90s.
>170-200 crafts>ran out of quick craft ticketsI'm glad there was something to mark where to take a rest.I can't wait for the gifts to not even move the needle.
>>556516134Hmmge
if you set out to create the most bricked account possible, how would you do it?
>>556520478I assume that's your own sHanako. If so, doing the 2 teams strat should be fairly easy.
>>556520398i have an addiction retard, employers are forced to send you to treatment and pay for it otherwise you can sue them for firing you. so its in both of our best interests to be in treatment
Brick is a state of mind
>>556520660Holy eagle eyes.
What are we gatekeeping from?
>>556518912Don't slam your head against the 1 team comp if it isn't working, bro. You could have 2-teamed it easily.
>>556520478>I think I'll try the strat where you do everything except for one enemy on the first team and then use the second one to set the fuck up before nuking tomorrow but it's going to be tight because I have way too few level 90s.How? I tried this but it seems to just remember amount of waves you cleared, not exact number of mobs
>>556520478Make sure that sMika is Seia'd somewhere until the core and you'll already be a few costs up, you can also save the copied sMika and cancel the stance after the 2 (or 3?) sMika EX when the cost gets too high and then use the copy card to fire one EX without stance at 3 cost.
>>556519212I'm not that anon but the RNG of where the units walk after you use the EX is a pain in the ass to manage and be consistent at alongside the remaining enemies they're supposed to auto attack. The one part I fail at the most is the moment right before the armor opens up and not having the right amount of skill cost. Most people who do Chesed ended up going 2 team as a result which is understandable.
>>556520460Don't take it personally, I just don't want to do it kek It's not that deep
>>556520907People pretending to be women I guess
>>556520660>>556520865I don't get it
My roster isn't good enough to beat torment (level 86). So that level 80 guy probably can't do it either.
>>556520464>that I hope is in your pvp team right nowOf course. I've been using both my Haruka's in my PvP team, but optimising for PvP isn't really all that high on my priority list.
>>556520925>How? I tried this but it seems to just remember amount of waves you cleared, not exact number of mobsnta but basically the entire wave will spawn, it does remember groggy gauge between teams so you only have to kill one or two mobs to open the core
>>556520925There's a stagger bar, that's what the game remembersEvery mob gives a fixed amount of stagger
>>556521009Good joke, BA is the most /lgbt/ friendly and troon filled gacha community there is
>Cherino fails to kill 1 mob>Cherino focuses assault on Chessed so my units don't kill the remaining mob
>>556521246Yeah but why would they want to destroy the game they play
>>556520113I'd drink it
>>556521246those cosplayers rubbing up on each other are completely straight ok!
I did it at level 78 (didn't use cherino or eimi ex). My gear was decent though (maybe t7), there have been lots of normal 2x and 3x.It might take a number of tries to get the RNG for 3*.
>>556521127We were talking about clearing ins, I could probably do it if I was dedicated enough but I decided to be a lazy bum this time. The fight itself isn't fun desu
>>556520113
>>556521363I unironically believe thiskinda
>Suit and dress Haruka forgottenJohn Nexon will implement skins right guys?
>>556521113If he was lvl 75 his sShiroko that's 75 wouldn't be able to earn xp.>duplicate image>>556521478Fuck you too buddy.
>>556521368>doing 2x commissions instead of 2x hards or eventHoly BRICK.
>>556521127>So that level 80 guy probably can't do it either.he was trying Insane not Torment>sMika, Ako, mMoi, sNagi, cHare, Rio, sSeia, sShiroko, Kisakiyou can do Torment, just probably not in one boss team, but looks doable if you bodythrow
>>556521113shiroko got exp, meaning the guy is not level 75
S Seia's ugly ass shoes live rent free on my head
>>556521598>>556521642Ooohhh, I didn't think about this. Thanks
>>556521743Stop putting them in your mouth then.
>triple Lunatic still not enough for plat on EUOh well, maybe next GA...
>>556521743Just take them off?
>>556521601>instead of 2x hardshe can do both retard. farm hards then use leftover AP on comms>or eventunless wife there's no point farming sHime above 3*. you'll never use her
Global here, need to know Marcus HP progress right now
>>556521809>triple Lunatic still not enough for platTime travel Sensei...Please tell me if Churro is meta...
>>556519919>pancakes>salad leaf>half of banana>half of hard boiled egg>raspberry
>>556521358>>556521478
>he isn't farming sHimeBricked retard.
When are we getting a zero star unit?
>>556519092>Kayoko'll betray the group because she's aware of Thunder Emperor's strength and was promised her friends won't be harmed>Aru won't accept it and oppose her anyway.>Two close friends face off against each other in a battle filled with admiration, hard-boiled and friendship.
>>556521638no sHanako = no torment>borrow shanakoMy sMika would only do half the damage of a maxed sMika.I'm going to try a few things anyway, I was just trying to bait people into telling me what teams to use.
>>556522119Sensei will never be playable
>>556521938There's still 5 days left
>>556521601That's a screenshot from the past.
>not doing ins cheese>not doing commissions >doing only 6 nodes of hard>not farming sAtsukoI'm clearing the event shop and you CAN'T stop me
>>556521809>triple Lunatic still not enough for platwhat the hell
>>556522213I'm playing with myself as we speak
>>556522369man this shit takes forever
>>556521542It's over.
>>556518703>tomboy
>>556522369What are the chances that JP will get the HP to 0 before the time limit leaving them with no content until the next update>>556522207Bro your UE60 Ichika and MaidMidori?
>>556522459
>>556520772>a bloobloobloo im addictedGet over it lmao.I thought you could quit anytime you wanted to.
>>556522750i never once said that, kill yourself
>>556522207>>borrow shanako>My sMika would only do half the damage of a maxed sMika.that's why I was saying you wouldn't do it in a single boss team. you borrow sHanako, use your sMika to do as much damage to the boss as possible (let's say half to be generous), then use other dps you have to drag your body across the finish line. another baggot used mMomoi for torment so she'll help. regular Mika does neutral damage so you can get more HP off the boss with her. Kuroko, Wakamo, tHasumi, Iori, Maki, all do neutral damage too and they can also help. the only limiter will be your aoe here as I don't see much purple aoe in your roster (only Yukari I think?), but buffed neutral damage should be fine3* Momoi/Cherino is rough though, but I easily see enough supports to build like 5 teams for the boss
>>556522691>What are the chances that JP will get the HP to 0 before the time limit100%
>>556522691It already happened when the JP killed all prophets before the time limit, leaving them with one day without content
>>556522691There's basically already been 0 content until the next update already. So not much would change even then. Everyone's just waiting for malkuth's HP to reach 0 so they finally reveal whatever story there is.
>>556522940>>556523006>>556523059Today I learned that the /bag/ doomposters screeching about how this event progress being slow because people are disinterested are lies.
>>556522207>no sHanako = no tormentI'm checking current rankings and I see at least one guy who did it without sHanako AND without sMika
Listen, I don't blame anyone from being a lolifag, some guys like their woman to look like actual females, and others want them to look like penisless shotasThat's okayWhat I have a problem with is that lolifags always have the shittiest taste when it comes to girls
nigga saying something about others having shit taste
Babutas Babutatum
>>556523439nigga you like girls with dicks, don't call anyone else's tastes shit
I love all and any child pussy
>>556522207I'd put together some random shit to force your way through phase 1 then borrow a shanako and make the best team you can with her and your own Mika for phase 2 so you get a full timer with a decent team before you start body throwing with whatever is leftIf you run Tsubaki and a healer phase 1 can be cleared with a very shitty team
HOT PERIOD ACTIVATED
Not only do I love lolis, I love hags and gilfs as well
Can't check right now. Did the pyro planner finally update? Or is it still not updated with the latest JP info
>>556523827You can update it yourself. All the info is there
>>556523827he finally updated it, but I think the income for fes week is fucked up
>>556520907Go back to >>>/v/732426338 and take Akane ritualfaggot with you.
>>556523692b-babunanazoos???
>>556523960If I wasn't that much of a lazy peace of shit I wouldn't even be using someone else's planner to begin with.>>556523973I see, thanks.
>>556522868I might try it. My limiting factor is my AoE, that's correct. For bodythrowing, you need to clear the waves over and over. I raised my Momiji to 3* (using 20 ligma) and leveled and geared her, but her AoE is quite small. Yukari is completely unbuilt.>>556523403Maybe some exaggeration, but that guy probably has a big roster with level advantage, max gear, UE, etc.>>556523662I might try healing strat to beat phase 1. I don't have many reports left, so bodythrowing is also not easy.
>>556523973>I think the income for fes week is fucked upActually I'm not sure, it seems he did account for the bonuses
>>556524005>massive slaughter of tranniesThose /v/acas are alright
im rank 7 on EU will it be enough for plat? please tell me
>>556523973What week did the fes archive banners run with, or were they alone?
>>556524340
>>556524340Yo can you put your MMidori for borrow
>>556520772There was a King of the Hill episode with this exact premise
>>556524464I have no clue, I don't play on jp but I saw someone posting here that it ran during the dMichiru banner? I can't find any info on this, not even on wiki
>>556524569i lied thats not me
>>556524340>im rank 7 on EUChang-sensei...
Yes, it's 100% canonically encouraged to have romantic relationships with the students in Blue ArchiveSensei (adult male self-insert) is designed for harem waifuism: girls confess love (Wakamo at first sight), plan dates/kisses, give Valentine's chocolates, and max Affection Ranks unlock intimate Live2D lobbiesLore teases romance everywhere: foot-licking Iori, flustered crushes without "problematic" lectures.Why It's Peak Based (No Copes)Chad Reality:Affection to Rank 50+: Romantic stories, stat buffs, "Loved" headpats. Max 166 girls? Do it.Bluepill Seethe:"MuH tEaChEr-StUdEnT" – ignores halo immortality, self-insert fantasy.Chad Reality:Dates (Wakamo schedule, shopping), confessions, sleeping with your students, harem events. Otaku setting built for lolicons.Bluepill Seethe:Age gap? Fictional lolis harm no one; devs won GRAC war over it.CommunityChad Reality:Doujins/harem fics galore; "Sensei's harem" doujins and fanservice.Bluepill Seethe:Tourists: "LoLiCoN" – get gatekept, it's the litmus test for based.Fictional = zero victims. Redpilled truth: Embrace the romance and degeneracy. Sensei's your template. Pull, bond, win.
>>556524714Damn, I actually have this chink in my list, he has both gamer maids UE50. I really wanted to try out MMidori...
>>556524464same week as Tsukuyo/Mitcher iirc
>>556524863wait is that what is says?>>556524005>>556524305uma is getting destroyed
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
>>556521246I’m really sorry about what your dad did to you but your constant seething over Blue Archive and lolis in general is genuinely unhealthy
>>556525017>I really wanted to try out MMidori...I think one of the alts I don't use anymore has her at UE60>>556525042>wait is that what is says?idk I don't speak chink, I was just being racist
stop being racist
TIME FOR ROUND 2
Why does this guy keep bringing up getting raped by his dad when someone posts low effort bait?GookAko, interpret for me please
>>556525290no
>>556525098no it doesn'tshut up
>>556525404AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556525404
>>556525495Ayup, looks evenly matched
don't forget: 400 on magical girls or you're bricked
>needing a pyro plannerare you brown or just 90 iq?
>>556525897I dont get it either, just look at the foresight image, count how many students you want and add +1 to your spark number, then multiply by 24,000
>>556525883I'm not a lucklet so I'll just get both in 200 as usual.
>>556525883I'm skipping.
>>556521809>>triple Lunatic
>>556525883I'm only rolling 200, Reisa better hope Suzumi comes early
>>556525883If I don't get both in 200, I'm grabbing mSuzumi and dumping ligma to get oShiggy to UE30I'll get Shamiko and Lazer on the rerun.
>>556518557I wonder if Odyssey will reference Kancolle in any way shape or form
>>556525897>>556526024Because if someone else is already doing the legwork of tracking pyro income, why would I do it myself? Easier to just put the numbers into the spreadsheet and let them do the hard work for me.
VERY IMPORTANT
>>556525883name 1 raid I absolutely need MReisa for
>rolling for sSuzumishan't.she will forever be a useless literally who student in my eyes like her base form
>>556525897>>556526024not budgeting efficiently is the most third-world behavior imaginable
Just do a comfy 2T
>>556520478>>556520915Jesus, this still feels impossible.>leave 2 enemies alive>Hikari/cHare get it down to around 24 bars but I only get 2 shots>Hikari/Shun and cHare/Shun also get it down to around 24 bars with 3 shots but then I'm out of time>the best I got was cHare/Seia with 19 bars, slightly better than Nozomi/Seia >Shun/Seia can squeeze 4 shots through, but without buffs then only go to 28cHare and Nozomi are also almost dying before the core opens so I can't afford to bring more enemies to the second team either. I'll try >>556520927's idea later but it also feels way too tight because sMika's animations all take way too long.
>>556525883Do I actually need either of them for anything?I already have cSena for Kurokage, and I'm not too concerned about PVP. Is Suzumi actually required for Yesod?I like them both well enough but pyros are extremely tight
>>556526024That tells you how many pyros you'd need.That doesn't factor in how much you're earning over the time period and tickets etc.I can see why you wouldn't understand.
>>556526576mommy
>>556526524Is this NA? Because this won't get you plat in EU.
>>556526509This isn't your living expenses, you can do the planning in your head.
>>556526340Because it's completely inaccurate and off by like 30%.
I hope Odyssey will have a submarine club that got stuck at the bottom of the sea for two years following an accident
>>556526273>Kanoe shows up>she reveals she actually has Hayashimo's soul inside her all along>tfw she wasn't bullshitting about being your wife in her past life
>>556526641Bring aoe to phase 2, don't force yourself to kill it in 1 exposure. I couldn't do that either.
>>556526524I did a comfy 1T (except for red because my 1T score was bad)>>556526641you need to open the core later (at about 3:20 left on timer). sMika's basic isn't active there so you're losing damage. adjust the number of mobs you need to leave alive on your first team
>>556526962Aobalets exist.....
>>556527008just add 30% on top of the numbers he provided lol
me and oomfie
>>556527008It's accurate to what comes from JP. I'm not going to produce a better estimate with the same data, so I still see no reason to bother.I also don't think it's even close to 30% off.
>>556526641Bring a CC like Tsubaki instead of Seia to taunt the self-destruct and delay the groggy to activate Mika, Hare and Nagisa basic skills for free extra damage.
How the fuck are people having trouble with Chesed? I didn't even have Kisaki, CHare, or DAru and still managed to clear it with 3* specials.
>>556527503they're trying to mald too much. I got a slightly worse score than yours (see a few posts above) but I'm fine with it and I'll get plat with it anyway so I'm not gonna bother trying to improve it
>>556509065https://files.catbox.moe/kig4v4.png
>>556527408Based and really cute
>>556526641if you try it, just a reminder on your way to the core that a UE40 Seia is a net gain cost wise even when used on sHanako (as long as you don't spam it <20s or waste it on a copy)
>>556527503maybe they don't have retarded op student (sNagisa)
How do you speedrun phase1 without Rio, Kisaki (reserved for phase2), S-Shiroko, or Seia?
>>556527271cute poses
Don't forget to gogurt your students, bag
>>556527503The thing is that people want to 1 team it really really badly
>>556528050Do you not have cost regen characters at all?
>>556528284>charactersWhy not call them units you faggot?We call them our lovely students here.
>>556528050Throw more aoe at it.
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
please pat your 'ba!
Gogurtn't gogurt to gogurt your gogurts, bag
We call them Marios here
>>556528050Bring 2 aoe
>>556528402>drops on her knees to suck yo dickdisgusting just like her irl VA
>>556528402>drops on her knees to suck yo dickcute unlike her irl VA
>>556526273They might, though I actually thought they were going to reference GFL in Arius but they didn't, so that's anyone's guess
>irl VAas apposed to not irl VA?
>>556526641Felt that I couldn't just leave it for later and did it, but holy fuck this is tighter than Hikari. But at least now I know it's possible despite the shit score.Surely nothing will go wrong on the real attempt tomorrow right haha
I need sex NOW!
>>556528879freak
>>556528879
>>556528850>he haven't heard of vtubers or vstreamers
>>556528402>drops on her knees to suck yo dickHot just like her irl VA.
>>556529116they're real people whether you like it or not. how's your latest drama going?
>>556529116>he haven't
Please join us in /v/aca! Some fun things are being posted right this moment!>>>/v/732426338
I have a sex fetish.
>>556528050I did >>556528868 with sHanako, sHoshino, Kanoe, Iori, Serina and Ako on the first team because I was trying too hard to save as may options as possible for the second team and it was a particularly shitty run around 3:20 before the forfeit.
If I put a 100 yen coin into Mika's butt crack do I get to make a wish?
>>556529327>xitter screenshot opwow /v/ is such a shitshow
No, Sensei, putting coins in your students' buttcracks does not grant wishes. Now get back to work.
>>556529529But my wish was to put a coin in students butts...
>>556529438My princess is not a shooting star machine
>>556529327What did we learn from this thread?
>>556529673>>556529307you can stop samefagging
>>556529821can't stop what I never started to begin with
>>556529438No but if you put it 500 yen in her ass she dispenses egg vibrators from her coochie
Adults
Would you ever buy Blue Archive merch?
>vtumor indog gets mad when called out as ESL
>>556529821>samefaggingImpossible, I only have two Midori images and this is one of them.
Destiny's Child
>>556530592
Niece time
>>556528050I just 1T'd it with Rio Kisaki backline. I didn't have enough students for 2T.
Arisu bros... I kneel
>>556530747I hope there's a hole in the plushie
....rlly nippa
>>556530781and Reisa!
Oh no there is a 3rd. Damn.>>556530334Already have some.Also finally got payment confirmed for the Kayoko and Iroha fig I pre-ordered ages ago.Wish the yostar shop stuff was easier to get in the west without having to go through proxies, they seem to get most of the stuff I'd be interested in - ingame items realised as merch.I know somewhere selling the big hoshino whale plush. Tempted to get that.
>>556530860just let autoattacks finish it or kill it with the core closed
GUH
>>556530781She's legit brokenThis is with affection 20 btw
>>556531056I'd cum on her blindfold
Reminder that to Kokona, size matters.But to Ibuki, stamina matters
>>556530334I can't tell my mom
>>556528229You can do 2 core cycles and still 1T it
>>556530781Color effectiveness is useless on Marky and Aris is the only one that doesn't have a bunch in her kit
>>556531379You can, but there are people who cannot for different reasons and end up upset they can't
>>556530860fart on it
>>556531507The first time I tried real torment I couldn't quit fast enough and left Chesed at 250k, and my ENTIRE ROSTER couldn't finish him off. Lost that ticket and got 0 rewards due to no prior clears.
If by the end of magical banner i have 0 pyrox, do i have enough time to save 3.5 sparks for deca banners?
>>556527503How do you make the second team work? Every time I've tried I either clear the mobs too fast and don't have enough cost to burst the core or I'm too slow and they allahu akbar someone down.
>>556531640if you buy pakeji yes
Sex.With Reisa.
My precious desert rose.
>>556531691You find the sweet spot where your second team finishes just enough mobs to push it over.I've also once had a team that I'd fucked by ending too early and managed to get the mobs to self destruct on a forward tank and groggy the boss before anyone else died.
>>556531730Monthly is the best i can do for pakeji
>lose 5/5 in pvp every single day>get Nuts>start winning 1-2 a daythat's nuts
>>556531929well rip then. there's 3 months between magical girls and fest (maybe slightly less if we accelerate more) so you're getting 2 sparks at best
I'm starting to understand the appeal of Kei...
>>556531962What makes Nuts good for pvp?
>>556531962kek, I talked about that with some anon yesterday. Nuts is pretty good to soak Kuroko's damage, I started winning more often when I swapped Tsubaki for her too
So has anyone figured out the alternative to bHosh for the EX challenge? I tried the usual trick of throwing the purple wet slut against blue but it doesn't work that well this time.
idk if the wikis are just outdated or only follow Global, but isn't sWakamo farmable? Where do you farm her?
>>556532076>le Hina faceCringe
>>556532118Heavy armor. He probably lacks better options.
>>556532076She is the best
>>556532186Just use Chise.
>>556532203Shop
>>556531672
So why did Kei shoot Momoi in vol2?Momoi went fucking comatose and she's fine with Kei hanging around?
>>556532186>but it doesn't work that well this timeit did for me
>>556532203Blue GA coins
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>556532514the "Re-Enter" button is right there anon
>>556532019>2 SparksShould be good enough, i still have around 100 students momos i haven't read so maybe thats enough to cover the rest
>>556532514Nobody will remember that you''re not a hardcore gamer bro
>>556532514just re-enter and kill it idk
>>556532394Momoi is just chill like that
Babukei
>>556532118superior massheavyweight champion
I am still of this world and I still hate that bitch Beatrice the most.
>>556532595make it 2.5 with your momos then. good enough if you get both Rio and Himari within a spark then whoever you need from fest in 2 sparks
>>556532790Playing with Ibuki…
>>556532790
This turned out better than trying to 2T. Guess I'll try to do the exact same thing with red.
>>556532589>>556532676>>556532615Crisis avertedNow I just have to mald for another 3 hours to do it for real
Chapter 3Playing with Children
>>556533497Too much hair
>>556533497
>>556533114loli predatorofc we're the prey
malcute status?
>>556512639I knew this guy IRL before he escaped to America to avoid conscription only to get arrested for CP
>>556370010who's laughing now
>>556534242I only remember him from his brief brush with alt-right YouTube commentary. Then he got a bit too defensive of CP and everybody chose to pretend he didn't exist.
Remember to take care of your health for your students
>>556533846In my bed naked
>>556534757hittin the gym to impress my student wife, she is a nerd you see
>>556534906based
>>556534970on what?
>>556533497>>556533706
I've been told Hina likes hairy buff men
>>556534757The sooner I die, the faster I will be reincarnated into Kivotos
>>556535158on my man tits. I want my wife to bite on them
>>556535264Not how it works. The universe is cyclical.Unless evidence proves otherwise, the atomic matter of the universe will eventually collapse and crunch upon itself, leading to a second Big Bang under the same conditions as the first (assuming that it WAS only the first).Personally I hope that the next time around I'm more lucid than I was this time.
My students would accept me for who I am
>>556535535>this thing I read on Reddit and Wikipedia is what's going to happen to the universe for sure man
>>556535264Why are there so many faggots on /bag/ like killing themselves?
never kill yourself
You should kill yourself now
>>556535535the current observation of the universe does not support the big crunch prediction. we are heading towards the heat death.
>>556535884Last i checked BA isnt a tranny game so why so many suicidals here?I dont get it
>>556535535I'm convinced eternal recurrence is real too
>>556535698That's how I'm coping, anyways. It makes jerking it for an hour more justified.In any case, you still can't enter Kivotos just by killing yourself. You gotta get isekai'd the traditional way, from the slice of toast in your mouth to the speeding van.>>556536127Aww, man. What about that whole "matter cannot be destroyed" thing?
Malkuth more like Malkek
>>556536146>Suicide: A leading cause of death for men in the 35–64 age range, with rates rising.Always been an old mans hobby and that was when the world was less shit.
>>556536146it's because games like this are mostly played by guys who don't have a girlfriend or wife IRL. that's it, people are just depressed because they can't get a real woman to like them.
>>556536541You say that like having a gf or wife is gonna cure your depression magically, or that you'd be happier with a family.
>>556535938Why is there an AI generated bowl of soup?
>>556536674Sometimes all you need is something to hold onto. Maybe family doesn't make you happier, but it gives you an anchor.
>>556511075Was Kaya sold to rich pedorobots?
>>556536674because for 80% of people it would, unironically
The only way I could be happy is by having $1 billion
relationships don't solve anything
>>556536146Are you so mindbroken that even suicide is now a troon problem to you?
Blue Archive?
>>556537029troon generation you see. downhill since 2015
>>556536674Not him but games like these appeal to sensitive young men. It can make such people sad because it shows them visions of things that they wish she could have irl but can't have some one reason or another. Most can live with that melancholy, but particularly sensitive souls can't, and those are the ones that kill themselves.
>>556514303>It's like reading that line Ayane had about Hina being the strongest person in Kivotos, but you have to wait seven years for Hina to actually get a story where it pays off.What does it matter how long it took if it was true in the end?
The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets through many a dark night.
>>556514303>mouryowhat the fuck is that? did you mean sudama ichiza?
>>556515034Why don't you go sit on your thumb and stop bothering everyone
>>556535535>>556536160>t.
>>556537276live
>>556536975I wouldn't say I need THAT much money but I don't have a single problem that couldn't be instantly solved by having millions of dollars.
I FUCKING DID!
>>556537113Suicide rates have been increasing for far longer than that.
>>556515034Fightcade is FREE!!!
>>556537532Why you blanking everything out? We're all your friends here
>>556537535troon generation includes troon obsessed 4chan posters
>>556515092Patrician taste anon>>556537584I'm not ending up like Mr.CP ok?
>>556537532Congrats
>>556537581fighting games are for sadists
>>556536674is this some unc cope? having a family would solve the average young man's problems significantly, it gives them a reason to actually participate and maybe fix this broken society
This game can be so autistic sometimes....>leave 1 or 2 mobs=not enough cost for 3 ex skills before core closes>leave 3 mobs=works>leave 4 mobs=tsubaki dies from suicide bombers, cancelling cost overload
That's hardboiled
Plat secured
>>556515034start robbing banks
>>556536825>>556536887>>556537850Some of you would watch Welcome to the NHK, and wrongly conclude Misaki was the one who cured Satou, or a positive influence at all.
>>556537850 I won't settle for any real wife who isn't at least as cute as Mari
>>556515034we're just gonna sit here and scroll for the rest of the day like usual
>>556536214Matter and energy are equivalent. Energy cannot be created or destroyed but it can be lost to entropy as waste heat, which is energy no longer capable of performing work. Eventually all matter decays into energy and all energy is converted into waste heat and everything stops. That's heat death.There are still cyclical models, big crunch is just not one of them
She can't keep getting away with it!
>>556538418pay more attention to your high school physics, kid
>4 ex skills>This is all she can do at ue60I'm so fucking mad
>>556538376>some of you would watch boomer anime
>>556538560So do they actually bone after this or is this just a one-page type deal?
coom in doomrope in hope
>>556538376
I'm starting now, what are the most decent characters I can get on that first 10 pull reroll?
>>556538743https://exhentai.org/g/3484769/b9ef1121f7/
>>556538823There's a list in the newfag guide in the OP
Can entropy bereversed I asked. Response: moredata is needed
>>556539048Let their be bing.
>>556539142Their what?
>>556538823All the students on the starting reroll are farmable except for Shun so doesn't matter that much. Go for her, Iori or Aru or pick whoever you like.
Let there bing pray sheside
drinking time
>>556539294Their sheside
>You will never have this
peebuki ibupee
>>556538667bro your buffs?
Friday night. You. Jig. Now. https://jiggie.fun/ariusfridayarchive1https://jiggie.fun/ariusfridayarchive1https://jiggie.fun/ariusfridayarchive1
I can beat Cheese Extreme with S Hanako and S Mika.
>>556540207none of the controls are working for me, fuck
>>556540328Now do torment without them
>>556538667I used the exact same team and got him down to 700k then finished him off with a clean up team. You're doing something wrong bro.
Surprised no one's done this before
what would you consider a decent amount of ligma reserves? I have around 12k and don't like having to use them
>>556540468Mess around with the user settings. Had to change mine to quality gpu.
You can't save her...
>>556538667retard
>>556540612>can only roll during fes>have to spend all ligma on fes students
>>55654061224k
>>556540851I would never save a clanker (unless they are a loli)
>>556540951Wtf is the point of hoarding all that?
>>556541094To guarantee a roll? Are you new? Read the newfag guide in OP.
>>556541206>>556541206>>556541206
>>556541247>>556541247>>556541247
>>5565406124 sparks for double fes every six months
>>556541094It's enough to UE60 a decent amount of students.
>>556540612I have five (5) ligmaI spend it as soon as I get it
>>556541181I know they're a similar shape, but pyros are blue, ligma are purple. They are used for different things.
