Babysitter Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>556533335
>Losing the entire game>Just utterly raped >Lash gets one good ult off>Win not even 5 minutes laterNever forget to thank the real heroes
Sex with Venator
surely they will milk the fandoms growing around this game by giving more lore about the characters and making them have cameos + interact-able dialogue in the hideout, right?
>>556551467I want to get fucked up drunk with Silver, start fooling around with her, sloppy makeout session and wandering hands, pouncing on me forcefully with mouth agape hungry for tongue filled kisses and swapping mouth flavors, pushing me on to my back with suppressed monstrous strength, then she unbuckles her jeans that hug her ass so tightly and shapely and drops them and her panties in one go and spins on her knees to kneel over me reverse cowgirl. I want her to plant her smelly hairy pussy on my mouth, kneel and plant, plant her sweaty dark rouge colored asshole ringed with the faintest silver hairs on my nose to tickle it and let me huff her sickly sweet feminine musk, and wiggle around for her own pleasure until her whole body shakes and she gushes down my throat and her juices run down my chin like I bit into an overripe fruit. While I do my best impression of her in wolf form drinking from a dog bowl, but with her overflowing grool dripping pussy ("schlorp schlorp schlorp"). I'm so hard thinking about it the tip of my cock is burning with hyper sensitivity and a desperate fiery need. If she actually did this she wouldn't even have to touch it, the moment I felt the proof of her arousal flood into my throat it'd spasm and throb enough on its own that my balls would go taut and I'd blast ropes up over and past my own chest hard enough to hit myself in the face; except I'd paint her tight washboard abs instead, because my face would be occupied.
i will personally pay gaben a crisp 20$ if he lets me pick ban infernus AND haze.
>>556551675Kill yourself
>laning with rem>he doesn't level his helpers>an ability that gives you a free lanewhat the fuck gives? he missed 2/3 of his pillows btw
I was very sad to discover Mystic Reverb doesn't actually work on Ira Domini. I was stiff thinking of how much damage I'd get off of staking through a cluster of people from Dynamo/Lash.
>>556551675Love yourself
>>556551467>>556551682the literal first remotely high quality porn animation of Mina is a fucking nigger dickbecause of course it isthis literally ruined my entire nightI'd like to just unload on about 20 fuckign random nigfggers
>>556551769That's just a healslut supportsissy trying and failing at playing a macro supportchad like Rem
>>556551603Cold front works early but falls off lateDecay scalesThe trick is to buy cold front, then sell it and buy decay at 25 mins
>>556551797>it's over
Which girl has the best tasting piss and why is it Graves?
>>556551832-by freeing yourself of your degeneracy by killing yourself
So does that mean Venator can't one shot people anymore?
So they saw the absolute cancer than Yuumi was for LoL and just decided to replicate it?
post em
>>556552065Yeah now he just sucks
>>556552082>t. retard who doesn't play the game(You)
>>556552082Rem, with long term testing and 2 weeks of gameplay, is evidently not really like Yuumi very much at all.He's fucking retarded for very different, macro related reasons.
>>556552082Nyes
Why does Venator know about Paige's brother?Did he join the church and diddle someone?
>>556551851>I'd like to just unload on about 20 fuckign random nigfggers
ENTER
>>556551962she's the most anime coded so of course her pee is good-tasting
>>556552224Paige's brother's email is jeevacation@gmail dot com
what is the meaning of this spray pattern on his gun
Graves if she was actually hot
>>556552382stars are cool
Still looking for feedback on silver build she's weird>>556550046>>556550046>>556550046>>556551603No, decay does % damage so scales late game, has longer range, and does antiheal. You already have slow in your kit. You can maybe replace slowing bullets with cold front thoughever.
>>556552271Ok true, compelling reasoning.
deadlock if it was good
>venator looks so cool>hes a priest warrior working for the Vatican thats awesome>it looks like he has a flamethrower and shotgun thats so cool>wow he has a “cross”bow thats amazing>unlock him>hes another aimfag Soldier 76 with Vindicta ult and a dogshit trapWhy
>>556552382Why does he have purple highlights all over his character?Did volvo make a gay character? that's cool
>>556552525>What do you mean the guy with three guns has to shoot people? I am OUTRAGED!
>>556552082zoomer hands typed this
the tanks in this game are egregious they need to make more rapist percent based dmg items like a t4 spirit that procs for every second of spirit dmg taking 3% (yes it can stack with toxic). We need total tanktranny death
>>556552224Paige's brother is the Troubadouraka a storyteller
>>556552508>viper without the lamia modelstupid nigger
>>556552613I accept your concession
>this girl actively plays and fangirls deadlockthe egirls are beginning to flock soon we will be a real game
>>556552508>perfectly normal ivy and vyper just looking on like 'wtf'The meowscarada one is impressive though
>>556552525he barely needs to aim just rush trap + rapid recharge plus ballistic charge
>>556551467Anyone got that tier list of the Deadlock cast and how good they would be at babysitting?
statlocker or tracklock?
>street brawl>Abrams gets good itemsthis sucks
>>556552382LGBT symbol
>Posting about brawlImagine posting about turbo dota in d2g. Absolutely dogshit irrelevant mode.
>>556552395how big is her pubic hair mound though
thanks for voting venator lads
How do I into Vyper?I kinda want to play her after hearing her conversations on youtube. She's funny.
>>556553109this game isn't for you grandpa. zoomers and non-white turd worlders are tiktok brain'd and need shit like brawl.
>>556553109Go back
>>556553220build spirit until lane endsthen build gun consecutive knives deals a shitton of damage along with venom
>>556553109no one plays the moba mode anymore
I can't play brool anymore, it's a complete coinflip on whose team gets the troglodytes and legendaries.
How many hours to get good if you are familiar with mobas and willing to learn? Not sure how many hours of angry Russians I can endure
what do u think is missing in the deadlock streamer/youtube stream?
EVIL DIES TODAY
>>556551851of course, she's asian
>>556552546>In our Catholic tradition, purple is the color of the seasons of penance and preparation: Advent and Lent. It is also used on other days throughout the year that carry the notion of preparation, such as Ember Days and the vigils of important feast days. Priests wear a purple stole in the confessional to symbolize the penitential nature of the sacrament.
>>556552838hope at some point both of them are the victims of fatal, heinous, violent crimes and their whore mothers weep over their closed casketsand if god can't do at least that, he should at least send some traumatic, psychologically scarring, maybe even infertility inducing miscarriages their way
>>556553443as opposed to the normal mode where you get troglodytes and smurfs and have to be buck broken for 40-50 mins straight?
>>556553464>How many hours to get good300 minimum>angry Russiansrussians don't q outside their own region unless you're in eastern yurop
>>556553490this tranny has to go, thats it
>>556551851
>>556553443brawl is just whoever has the most CC wins items barely matter
>>556553649why bc they are pretty? not very christlike
Doing pic related to Venator players in my games.
>>556553649>see picture of two girls>start cursing them in god's nameheretical and unhinged
>>556552508furries are mentally ill
Nerf Rem
>>556553696what's wrong with her (him)? are you only mad that they're trans or a legitimate reason like they're aimbotting or whatever?
>>556551851remember the people that do this are jeets and white cucks.
Struggling with how to open my Mina/Silver angstslop fic rnHow is /dlg/ doing tonight?
okay valve, it's not a closed alpha or whatever anymore clearly.
>>556551851makes it easier for me to self insert :^)
>>556553957>with her (him)? are you only mad that they're transtoulitht thpottedfahk ohf
>>556553965do what?make blender porn of deadlock characters?he makes porn with wite dicks too is the thinghe just decided to make it nigger shit dick with minasomeone should find him and force feed him psilocybin and then cut off all his fingers so he can never animate anything ever again
>pick Victor>mfw my team's Paige decides to shadow me all game and become my shield/divine barrier dispenser
>3v4 all game long>enemy team wins predictably>"gg" in allaverage player in this game is an astronomical faggotthey almost lost too
>it's a teammate doesn't use ult for the whole round episodeI know we're getting a lot of new blood but surely they can press 4 once per match no?
>>556554213saving it for the next game
so... anyone queueing up? i wanna 6 stack for once...
>>556554159>Victor and Paige meeting after the ritual
>>556554040Should be straight Silver hmofa instead
Pull.Back.
>>556554159>attaches to your enemy haze>curses you just as you pop infuser>gives her heroic aura and a helper>jumps out and unavoidably sleeps you
>play maurice and krilliam>against a venator>buy disarming hex>venator ults>sandblast>grab his lane partner and rape them>disarming hex venatorNice ult faggot now stand there like the cuck you are and watch
>>556554213>graves doesn't ult the whole game>paige doesn't ult the whole game>drifter doesn't ult the whole game>dynamo rushes under the bridge and ults into nothing>lash ults when we're already -2, grabs one person and throws them under the towerHigher education has failed us
can ivy pickup and drop werewolf form silverhaha
do people ever run lightning scroll on calico?
>>556554507Yes
>>556554361>Pull.>Back.How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>556554358Their aren't any men in the cast younger than Silver who could conceivably noncon her in the right scenarioAnd there are gonna be dozens of hmofa works out there. I prefer to fill niches
>>556554159did you send the friend request and get that Paige ERP JOI CEI type-sex pussy after the game?
>>556554619*cums*
>>556554619Pull down my pants and show her I can't.
>>556554471
>>556554304no, the aimbot haze and griefing silver was the final straw.
why does Victor sound like Snagglepuss when he says "Pull Back"Snagglepuss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoLCDrOJGV0Victor: https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=frank_ping_retreat_01.mp3
member when Calico had nekomata turrets? I membergod that was broken
>>556554682>using aimbot on the character with a literal aimbot skilllemao, Haze players aren't real
>>556554745classic hero labs shenanigans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErDYreGByQ8
Why is this thread so horny
>>556552838Both of them are built for Big Abrams Cock
>>556554304your average 4chin nigger is worse than turd worlders
Buff Silver
>>556554471https://files.catbox.moe/u7sn0o.jpg
>Went from Alchemist 3 like a week ago to nearly ArchonWhat the fuck is Yoshi doing with the matchmaking?
>>556554825
>>556554846I would eat that pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner
>>556554815>tfw completely missed hero labs due to deadlock burnout
Victor if he had a good design
>>556554361ok mommy
did they fix the one shot yet
Oracle used to be the rank where people started playing at a decent level.>yoshi puts me there from Emissary 6Guess it's no longer thecase. What is the current day shitter filter rank?
>>556554825>this thread
Has Deadlock figured out how to make a stealth character that isn't cancer or is the gaming industry still shit out of luck on that one?
>>556555126I look like this
>>556553696this but metronot inly is he a shitter people, for some reason, take him seriously whenever he talks about patches>this shit is broken man i tell you, it is broken and will ABSOLUTELY be everywhere, and this other thing? weak, totally garbage no one will be using itand the result is always the opposite of what he sayshe is like the average dlg shitter except some people actually care about the retarded shit he says
>>556555251deadlock cant even do a proper healing support charecter yet
>>556555251Yes, his name is slork
People that pick Graves in brawl should fucking kill themselves
>>556555126Hnnnggg.... Victor is sooo big and fat after eating all of the camps on the map....
I am settling in for a marathon session of ‘Deadlock’ and the servers are PACKED!Earlier, a gamer asked if I was queuing up for Concord, and I stopped dead in my tracks.“Concord? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t play woke hero shooters. I’m here to master the groundbreaking tactical masterpiece from Valve.”The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to play Deadlock!”“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to play Overwatch 2?”“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to play Deadlock!! It’s the most competitive and complex shooter EVER.”Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by Gabe Newell and his genius vision,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone on Steam is trying to get in, and the playtest invites are harder to find than a gold mine.”Tears began to well up in their eyes.“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra friend-referrals on my account, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.I added him on Steam and sent the invites. Then, I pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to farm souls, deny creeps, and build items like Alpha gamers. Don’t let them become casuals. Capisce?”He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got a six-stack of Alphas waiting for me in the lobby.”
Yoshi please add ff option. Game has too much snowballing I feel like a masochist cuck when I play a game I will lose. There is just nothing I can do and shutdowns on fed players don't give enough souls and XP
>Seven: "you're worse than a petulant teenager. At least they have the excuse that their brains aren't fully formed">Silver: "hell of a pep talk, dad">Seven: "you dont know your dad"No one told me Seven was this based wtf
>>556555341
ok turn back the matchmaking for street brawl, I am sick of getting 10 hour FAGGOTS on my team
Just had a game where 4 people on the enemy team rushed metal skin so I basically did nothing all game that was cool
>>556555126>>556555343why do fags like this body type
Why hasn't anyone made a mod to replace Paige with Ashley in her sweater, from RE4 Remake?They're basically the same character design, but on has better hair and is hotter.
>>556555343getting close to Urgot there
>>556555251Haze is nowhere near as cancerous as Sombra so I guess?
>>556555524He is unapologetically sassy
>>556555612I'M GONNA SAY ITASHLEY IN THE ORIGINAL IS BETTER!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPBVlXIkBw8
So what affects Venator's ult now after the nerf? I wish they did an actual patch note to clarify what will affect the damage or not.
>>556555251>sleep>melee>echoshard>sleep>melee>ultnope
>>556555719>about 15% of all Deadlock posting is people saying how much they hate HazeGuess not then
>>556550027>>556550162I hate playing hyper carry for this reasonTeam wants to be aggressive and eternally broolsthen bitches at the hyper carry for farming and not helping unwinnable teamfights>*spam pings guardian* FUCK OFF NIGGERlet the carry get fed and let them 1v6 for us
>>556555314yea...sad!
Venator's really under-tuned numberwise and I'm realizing the next two characters are going to be the exact same which has killed my hype.He's basically a sniper who gets the chance to kill one person every 90 seconds which is retarded considering how Vindicta has been in the game since day zero.
>>556555313This image hurts to look at please do not post it my heart can't take it.
>>556555584>he hasn't realized that fags like masculinity after seeing so many of the male characters muscled, stretched, in tight clothing and overly hairy.
>>556555987THANK YOU
>>556555947
>sleep mina as haze>miss my heavy melee>kill her anyway by randomly ulting
>>556556151Why does Mina have a legion of pet bats, anyway?
Do blessed stakes execute as well?
>>556556273it says that in the tooltip
>>556556216they cute :)
>>556554619>"I'm not ready for a teamfight.">Dive straight into six people
>>556556295For the ult yes i'm talking about heavy melee
>>556556216because she's vampire_brat
>>556556416the blessed tooltip on ult is the same buff the melee getsvalve is stupid and didn't make it clear enough for us autists
Do people ever take lightning scroll on calico?
>there is a rem wave about to crash into your green walker>graves has just set up a tombstone mid>you're pretty sure you saw wraith on yellow side as the troopers crash>shiv is missingwhat do you do anon?
>>556556692continue masturbating in base with my camera aimed up minas skirt
>>556556621you can be the first anon
>>556556621I've never seen it built, try it in brool.
>venator pings his ult>I have 4 bolts ready>he only has 3why this dude lying
cock shock mina pls
Deadlock summer skins can't come soon enough.
>>5565567934th one is where the sun doesnt shineget it? cuz hes gay haha
>>556556692i go to my jungle and farm the large camp
>>556556793he's only following 9 commandments today
>Graves gets gutted>now I get her every other gamenice
did all the coomers from the overwatch general decide to switch over to here today? i swear it has never been this bad until now.
Why is Mina allowed to be hitler.>just buy slowing hex>she iframes it with her bats
>>556556926>"knife out!"
>>556557146uhhh dude why are you getting angry at a bunch of innocuous posts?
>want to play billy>get mind raped by people parrying the fuck out of meJust like Abrams but I just build for Gunbrams every game. I feel like Billy is a 1 build hero unlike that blueberry ape
Abrams may be strong... but Shiv... Shiv is monkey.
>>556556863i'd get some :3
>>556557320it's kind of annoying having to scroll past incels screaming their horny fantasies into the void.
>>556557383Just queue into me I've literally never hit a parry in 100+ games
>>556557146Have you ever actually been to /owg/?There are not nearly enough posters to raid other generals
I gotta ask if they even tested Graves' ult.
i'm scared they're gonna nerf ballistic enchantmentI build it on so many heroes now because they only really need range on one ability and the gun damage is so nice
>>556557541not in the past two years, i just assume those guys are still posting the same shit every single day.hate to see the same thing happen to this game but that's just /vg/ "culture" i suppose.
>>556557623the secret club playtesters are beyond worthless apparently.
>>556556741I dont really want to be the first
>>556557146
>>556557649Hmmm, I'm gonna try that on Yamato
I fear giving up the recipe will mean my streak will end, but if you're trying and failing to get Venator try this hero pick setup. I've only been playing Brawl for faster vote earning so I don't know if this will work in regular matchmaking but since Venator released I've gotten him 14 times in a row.
>>556557623>tested Nigger, thats YOUR job.
>>556557623uhmm sweetie this an alpha? the game is months maybe even years before a full release.
>>556557146Generals always devolve into coomershit, and then discord cliques.
>>556557146the natural cycle of all vgs
>>556554815>>556554745calico doing this literally made me quit hero labs
apollobros... we don't have a chance
>>556557938TF2 took 9 years to make, allegedly Deadlock has been in development since 2018, so we got one more year until we can start complaining about how long it's taking
Is it so bad if I make one (1) post lusting over a character of my choice each thread..
>>556557887then how come we aren't in the experimental branch?
>>556558091depends how lustful
>>556558132we are in the 'we need big amounts of data' branch of development, the inner circles get to do the experimental stuff
>>556558132are you a streamer or esports nigger?
>>556558214>missing the point this hardpost hand
>>556558214>are you a worthless human being who cant form an opinion?yes, how could you tell?
>>556558189sauce?
>>556558071She's actually really attractiveNot even on some coomer shit I just would really like to have tea with her
>suddenly jump from emmisary vi to archon vi>now every game I have teammates with less than 10 games playedwhat
This place is basically indistinguishable from both twitter and reddit now, wtf happened
>>556558091do you REALLY think anyone cares that you fantasize about putting your penis inside a videogame character that just happens to be from the game this thread is about?at the very least post the same thing every time so we can filter you.
>>556558374NAH NAH NAH THIS MATCHMAKING IS GAWDLIKE
>use healing rite on teammate >they see healthbar go up and instantly go out in the open to take damage-_-
>>556558374you're the designated smurf now. although it's more like being an oxen that has to pull a cart full of dead weight turd worlders until you collapse from exhaustion
>>556558380>wtf happenedNot enough Silverposts, we've been slacking
>>556553957>What's wrong with the guy constantly imitating a girl's voice? And don't say its the girl voice
>>556558483I never buy that shit for that exact reason
>>556558603so you're mad they're trans and not an actual reason to be mad
>>556558380normies
>>556558627you sadly need it because it makes the upgrade to healing beam much cheaper and the pull is very good..
>>556558380>Game by fags for fagsWhy would it be any different?
I was going to make a post about how its cool I made it to archon. I've been in Emissary for a little while. But I guess it happened to a lot of people and now I'm disappointed.
>>556558380I don't see people here claiming that purple shoelaces is a sign that Venator is a fag like I've seen on twitter
I MADE IT TO ORACLE HELL YEAH!!
I would like to remind everyone complaining about the quality of the thread that all you have to do is talk about the game and respond to people talking about the game
I'm jerking off to Venator regardless if he's a fag or not.
>>556558895Oh yeah well I made it to oracle 2, beat that
Graves' Ultimate T3 should the ability for the zombies to jump and do parkour
>>556558516Is this footage real???
Warden might be the biggest shitter character on the face of the Earth. I have never felt happy that a Warden was in a game, on either team.
>>556558861You do get some that try to troll with it. Though sadly you realize that trolling like that draws in people who actually things that.I will still call all of them retarded though because purple is a somewhat significant color in Catholicism. Not that the people pushing for him being gay actually care though.
>>556558956
>>556558991they should get a cool skateboard and do sick kickflips
>>556557146sorry it's mostly me...
>>556558994Yeah.
>>556558932I do both, I like lowering the thread quality then raising it back up with actual game talk until I feel like making it worse again. I like to imagine this post is a bit of both.>>556558895I made it to phantom but dropped back to Oracle VI instantly because I had a Venator and Silver who went 2-8.. I struggle to feel like I make a difference on Rem even though I objectively did well and netted a few kills while also supporting my team.
>>556558932No we HAVE to call out the posts that bother me and bring more attention to them
>>556559053Purple is also an important colour in Roman history, in the occult, in general colour theory. It has a million other reasons that make more sense than "He likes cock"
Remshitters, do you admit your character is boosted, or are you still on a downplaying agenda because "muh macro"?
>>556558991Tombstone T3 should spawn AI powered Grey Talon owls
>>556559319It's time to admit that anyone who ever talks about any hero except Ivy is downplaying by default
>they 100% stink
>>556559381gargoyle claws typed this post
>>556559381>blah blah blah my hero that has an ultimate where I run away like a rat is hard
Let's see what this dick can do
>>556559574ABRAMS WON'T STOP COMING!
>>556559574I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YOU!
>>556559249The people who buy into and push those things are severely mentally unwell. Sadly they band together like a colony of ants to make themselves appear bigger/more important than they are and it sometimes does influence things.I do like actually talking about the games setting and characters too beyond gameplay sometimes. But these people make it very difficult
>>556559404
>no longer get graves, silver, or venator in MM>only get remwhat the fuck is going on please man let me play another new hero without a fucking token you fjuccuking bastard bitch bloddy
>>556559705I really want to love the lore, as World of Darkness gets shittier and shittier I think Deadlock's world has a real chance at replacing it as my favourite urban fantasy setting
But what would you do if the devs came out and said Venator was indeed gay? Just a hypothetical
>>556559949Then that'd make him protestant
>>556559949I don't care what characters are gay, this is a game about shooting people.
>>556559949He's gay, and that's a good thing.
>>556559319>disappears into the jungle at 7:50 and steals 4 sinnersTHEY'RE CUTE!
who we watchin' tonight?
>>556559949I dont care because im not a retarded zoomer that makes video game sexuality a battlefield in my culture war.
i think pocket is gay for not banging mina when they had the chance
>>556559949I don't think Venator should be showing interest in anyone at all. He's old and has probably bloodily murdered at least 4 dozen people, he should be thinking about heaven and glorious martyrdom rn.
>>556559851It is very cool.It is funny to me that after playing the game for hundreds of hours, I still go back and check out character lore and other just "flavor" things about the game. With one or two exceptions, I think they've done a great job establishing the world and cast. Also love how much the cast actually interacts with each other in game. While this does happen in games like League to an extent, its much more prevalent in DL. I can't speak on DotA as I did not play that nearly as much, but its a cool touch in my opinion. I hope they can keep it up as the roster continues to grow.>World of DarknessA game I always wanted to get into, but I never did. When my interest was at its highest, aside from VtMB, it was purely a tabletop to my knowledge that none of my friends were interested in trying.
>>556559949I would look forward to the boost in porn of him
>>556560202Why not actually... you know, PLAY a video game instead
>>556559949I'm not sure, but I can tell you at the minimum that it would diminish my view of the devs heavily. I'm just one person, but I'm sure I'm not the only one, and I actually play the game
Why are all venatards so god damn bad at the game they treat it like they're playing call of duty
What's the difference between this place and the discord?Genuinely curious
>>556560286Based
>>556560401Give it a couple days before all the aimlets drop the new shiny hero
>>556560412easy, everyone is anonymous!
>>556560202That's 25k total people that need to kill themselves
>>556560202lefaawr is /ourguy/>toxic>hates yoshi>chat is full of chuds
>>556560412we're open degenerates
graves feels so fucking bad now. You have to shove your whole head into someones ass to actually shoot them anymore.
>>556560547That isnt a difference
>>556560258He is
>>556560547the 'cord is full of people headcannoning characters as being lgbtqiamap+ 24/7, though
>>556560563And that's a good thing auto-aim should be heavily punished.
>>556560401His gun is genuinely just bad. Its like Wraiths except even slower and he doesn't get split damage or fire rate increase at the push of a button to fix it.
>>556560263I love vampires and werewolves, so naturally I love(d) World of Darkness. I love it so much I even defend and shill VtMB:2 to my friends. But its undeniable that Paradox and White Wolf have grossly mismanaged the IP
I know I'm bad at the game, but does it really have to rub it in every time?
>>556560563>You have to shove your whole head into someones ass to actually shoot them anymore.You don't actually have to do that, I assure you
>>556560617Genuinely why I haven't joined. I doubt I'd find any enjoyable conversation there sadly.
Which hero would enjoy the new hot cheetos pickle chips
just found out that bridge buffs give you temporary buffs to a random stat and don't last all match like the statue/box ones
>>556551467when is it my turn to get good teammates? when is it my turn to have fun?
>>556560635god fucking forbid a single charecter in this god damn game can be enjoyed without having 30000apm or aimbot level head clicks.
>>556560880Rem, he is a child and doesn't give a shit about what he eats
>>556560952what did you do to viscous?
Yoshi please just delete Bebop, he's simply not fun to play against, why can't you understand that nobody enjoys having that piece of shit in the game
I am trying, my new Apollo family. We can do it
>>556561053Time out jar
>>556561106This except its haze and infernus.
>>556561036go play rem if you want to be a brainiac that doesn't need aim
Yoshi you should give bebops uppercut stun
>>556561036She still is very strong. You just can't ape people anymore or you can if you're ahead.
>>556561106this except every character, item, and ability in the game
>>556560563yeah fuck gun build I just go jarheads now, since at max level it procs your passive anyway
how do we make calico cute?
Who the fuck said this game was free? It's already cost me a monitor and almost a mouse
>>556561051But would you allow rem to sully his tastebuds like that?
>>556561106No you don't understand we're not a real character based game if we don't have a hook character for fags
>>556561351*Un-DEIs her design*
Celeste is the type of girl who'll go all the way down to the base and not even gag. As you shoot your load down her throat then she'll grab your mouth and shoves viagra down your mouth and rides while doin the splits.
>>556561351White
>>556559319>uh uh tracking my sinner and catching the literal support character out is le uncounterableretard just shoot him in the head when he walks alone into the jungle
>>556561106>Read this>Load into brool>NigbopFuck you
>>556560683I wanted VtMB2 to be good so bad. Its unfortunate. Maybe I'll try one day on a deep deep discount.
>>556561361Stop being an anger issues ragetroon>>556561460She has tattoos, her being a throatgoat was a given
>>556561456VALVE hire this man
i think i'm on the verge of uninstalling after 4 games back to back like this onefunctionally 3 hours of my life gone
>>556561361>getting mad at video games>>556561351Give her a curly bob haircut.
>>556557649Please, dont take the last Viscous build I have left...
>>556561624caring if you win or lose these games is the wrong way to play
>>556561351Literally all she needs is a different haircut and an updated outfit
Is Rem nurtured?
>>556561723i care if I win or lose when I have to spend 30-40 minutes playing itmaybe if games only lasted 20 minutes but if im spending a full ass hour playing a game then I better be having fun
>>556561580It was alright as a game, it was not good as a Bloodlines sequel. It annoys me a lot, because there is obviously a lot of love and care that went into it, with neat little details like every clan having unique fighting animations, and the world has small nods of something greater going on, but its in service of utter mediocrity. Also the ending is just retarded
>>556560202i dont know how to play this fucking game so i'm watching surefour
>>556561601The fuck you say to me you piece of nigger?
>>556561723Kys fucktard
>>556561624>>556561723fun game btw
>>556558516I need a hero based on this footage, could be an USSR Space Program cat
>>556557879I saw a streamer doing this with his duos.What the fuck is this "recipe" business? You're basically trial and error testing some combination that because of the algorithm gets you in games as a hero by confusing the system somehow?
>>556561935Calm down Ninja
>>556562089>USSRSoviet Empire
>>556561351give her a massive afro(keep her glassses)
The only two characters I've been able to play in any capacity of decency have been Calico and Infernus.I guess I'm just a kang at heart...
>>556562127my recipe is normal infernus normal haze normal mina max remno one likes rem anymore so 90% of my games are himand if i dont get him I'm alright at mina and haze
>>556561492how is that your takeaway from that post? genuinely impressive.
>>556562089>I need a hero based on this footage, could be an USSR Space Program catnigga.... that's literally coming to overwatch in 4 dayshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/BcizgMKqmF0
>>556561239Give it collision stun. Indoors uppercuts slamming people into the ceiling and bonking them unconcious.
>>556562272what should've been the "correct" takeaway?
Didn’t new chat messages used to appear from the top? It looks so off seeing new messages appear from the bottom
>>556562127I just called it that because it was working. I didn't try and craft it to work, these are all genuinely heroes I like playing. I just don't understand how I have gotten Venator 15 times in a row when this has never happened with any other character I try and play. The first match was with a prio token so I almost think I might have bugged myself into infinite prio token mode or something.
so, you guys think seven and kevin are actually gay or fans are insane weirdos like the purple laces thing?
So funny that bebop has a laser hitbox around him, that's so wholesome chungus 1000%.Everything about this faggot character is disgusting
>>556562664I spent all day posting in /dlg/ and haven't played a game since last Saturday, and even then it was only Brool. I barely play this game at all. I'm literally as bad as all the troon "fans" of the game.But as I recall yes they come from the top, I never noticed a single chat message until the end when I'd check chat with enter to see if people were calling me trash.
>>556562636it's calling out posters who say the character is "difficult" due to macro skill ceiling, when in reality it's as simple as dropping helpers on unattended lanes.nowhere is it implied that Rem is hard to counter.
>>556561351whiteif that isn't an option then a better outfit, ditch the glasses and that uggo bun, it makes it look like she is stretching her scalp
>>556562294>talking about propellers>lol jetpackfucking zoomers
>>556558374Ive been archon the whole time and this is my experience as well. For some reason the net they cast for MM is super wide so you just have ~4 designated retards per game or more
....draft.....just give me draft......
>>556562803get good
People keep saying shiv is broken and easy to play, but i cant make him workI may be too smooth brained or something, but whenever i get up close qnd personal with people they just immediately dash away from me and i am left with no stamina to chaseWhen i use my abilities i do barely any damage and my gun feels like peashooter, so i just get killed in seconds when i try to fight more than one personWhat the fuck am i doing wrong?
>>556562969LOLI just raped his tight little cog hole but okay faggot, how about YOU get good
they need to buff the priest especially his shotgun the stun is shit and its much harder to land than abrams stun
cant wait for another game to be ruined by the jungle role. enjoy it while you can. :)
>>556562952*sends you to die in russia*
>>556563037i'm gooderer than you my mum said so
>>556562952what would be the point? the game has no roles
>>556563034I feel like this with like 2/3rds of the cast.
>>556562773theres no actual proof seven is etrick or w/e
>>556562926why the fuck would a hovering "USSR space program cat" (your words retard) be using PROPELLERS instead of some sort of rocket or salvaged nazi ufo techI literally just showed you whhat you fucking asked for, le quirky chungus goofy flying catLE KITTY CAT... BUT FLYINGGGGfucking stupid faggot retard kill yourselfI would literally hit you with a hammer and give you brain damage and feel nothing about forever changing the course of your life
>>556563150counterpicking
Characters I would most like to have tea and a conversation with tierlist
>>556563034you're thinking too much, you have to embrace the unga bunga
>>556563215Link to list?
>>556563204wouldnt it be better just to expand the current ban system? IE just let people ban like 2 or 3 heroes instead of just one?
>>556563186
>>556563034i just follow the person i was partner with in lane around and try to get them fed.. its been kinda working so far!
>>556551675drop the source?
if a character with a scattershot gun buys a buildup item, will a dead-on shot inflict the same buildup as one that just grazes the target? or is it proportional? wiki just lists the total number of shots needed
>>556563348they give us ban and I'm not letting anyone play Rem until the sun explodes
>>556563401This is for toxic bullets, I assume it works the same for all buildup items.
I like the new models for the patrons but damn I really miss the old voicelines Also its really lame that patrons don't speak to you directly anymore. I miss hearing ssssssumon meeeeee
>>556552091not very big but a nice variety
You're all I've ever wanted, but I'm terrified of youSee, my castle may be haunted, but I'm terrified of youI've cast my spell on millions, but I'm terrified of youBaby, I do this from the ceiling, but I'm terrified of youI wait my whole life to bite the right oneThen you come along and that freaks me outSo I'm frightenedOoh, Dracula's wedd-
Is Valve secretly based and redpilled?
>>556563416I would be fine with longer que times if I never had to play aginst infernus and haze ever again.
>>556563375https://files.catbox.moe/nacspc.jpg
>>556563361remshitter
>>556561351Main problem with Calico is she's suppose to be a high society ballroom assassin but she doesnt look the part plus her skills and name got an air of 1920 inspired Egypcian fashion you see on Flapper Girls.So give her a flapper girl makeup and hair, keep the pants, jacket and glasses combo but give her a blouse and more essoteric trinkets.Also her cyborg arm should be more menacing, think of a mummy arm or with more gold details.>>556560683>>556561580VTMB2 was such a shitshow and I cant play tabletop with my friends anymore, the curse of everybody got a family and kids.
>>556563781i main paige..
>>556552091
3 monsters and a priest save the world
>shotgun abrams into a wall>he clips through it and gets stuckkek
should i be worried about struggling to hard carry on burst characters like mina/pocket/spirit holliday or are they more initiator-types rather than hard carries
I feel like every Graves build is always missing something important for her yet don't know enough to make my own
>>556563771thank you for your service
>>556563926>minahard carry>pocketinitiator, assassin>%anything% hollidayyou're throwing the game
>>556563204counter with your items
>>556563942Graves build:>Make your retard beam obliterate the enemy>The fodder makes it harder for them to outrace you>The line makes it impossible to move around her>You win
Vyper is so overtuned
>>556563942the most fun i had is being tanky and making your guarantee m1 debuff with the skulls slowing with long duration.
>>556563942buy echo shart for her 2, pure seethe material
>>556563901drifter isn't a monster though
>>556563901I like when Mina dies and Drifter calls her pathetic, very funny
>>556564083t. hero labs era
Is glass cannon good on Ventor?He doesnt seem mobile enough to not get blown up for using it
>>556564182Drifter is the least human one there by far. Silver might be a collared dog but Drifter is a wild animal
Say it.
>>556564263I disagree.Drifter is the most civilized one there, apart from Venator of course.
BBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
>>556563629Based Ixian nationalist owns libtard bartender
Wow they tweaked Venator's ult even more with the latest patch but I guess it's fair he can't just pop it and deal a lot of damage. He's actually better by just holding down m1 now and getting rapid recharge and chucking grenades.
buff silver by giving her 2 multiple charges. also make it so that she can use it on walls for better movement.
>>556564401Drifter could be civilized, but he doesn't want to. He explicitly doesn't care for society and its trappings
Inhouse street brawl with duplicate heroes enabled. Play whatever you want.V6NG0
can we cute a cute genki girl character soon
>>556564407I love killing Bebop and then she says whatever the fuck she says and calls him BEEBOPU
>>556564603we need a sheep hero that smothers people in fur
I've been enjoying cold front on graves
yoshi just confirmed venator has an ex bf
>>556564683But enough about what Rem should have been.
>>556564365THANK YOU!!!!
>>556564691>always going on abt atoning for past sinshonestly he MIGHT have a gay past
yoshi just confirmed mina has a penis
>>556551467Characters whose pussies I wanna LICK, SNIFF, SLURP.S RANK:MINA; Unmatched. Divine. Literal ambrosia. Could cum just being given the privilege of sipping a sweet melange of her sweat, spit and pussy juice from a collection cup. I don't even need to fuck Mina. I'd happily lay in bed face down between her pale thighs and lick her pussy for hours as long as she'd let me while she pressed her bare soles against my back and my hips bucked and humped and I'd creampie the space between my stomach and the mattress again and again and again and again just from tonguing her pussy and asshole and lapping up all her sweat and grool.[POWER GAP]VINDICTA; OG, blue, ethereal. coat my lips tongue throat in that heavenly spectrussy ectoplasm, press both the soles of your feet firm against the sides of my face I wanna feel ur little blue toes curl on my face while that pussy quivers, wail like a bansheeA RANK:SILVER; HAIRIER AND SMELLIER THE BETTER. MARK YOUR TERRITORY BY GRINDING MY FACE.GRAVES; THE THRILL OF EATING A MOPEY TEEN GOTH GIRL'S [THIS IS KEY] YOUNG NUBILE *PEAK* PUSSY WOULD LEAVE ME TRULY DISCOMBOBULATEDHAZE: I have no idea, I want to know. She must have a tiny little patch of "pubes" which are "wafting" and "smoking" upwards relentlessly, resting over a completely otherwise bare and featureless PITCH BLACK innie pussy. Pitch black tight slit. Would she... glow on the inside? Or just more endless black? Does her pussy juice look like Coca Cola? Is it closer to roofing tar? I could come up for air and have my lips just VANTABLACK and sticking together... on some Tim Curry in Fern Gully type shit.B RANK:PAIGE; you know she's got a puffy pussy and it's just like Sorapoi's art, I can only see that and those small wispy pubes in my mind, that's all I can envision, and picturing her meaty thighs and fat, fat tits, FAT tits heaving with her inhalations and exhalations if I do a good jobout of space, but who cares desuoh, right... unicorn pussy.....
>>556564153ThisAt first I thought Echo Shard was a must for her 1But her 1's kinda whatever, even before it got nerfed hard, plus with the increased death gathering range, you'll be topped off more often than notHaving 2 walls down, however, is a complete nightmare for the enemy team if properly spaced out
yoshi just confirmed celeste has a futa horsecock
yoshi just confirmed silver has a futa knot
>>556564683paige can smother your face with doughy ass meat
So should silver always deal low damage because that's just how she's designed with her downtime or am I just getting paired with shitters?
>>556553649based jeet
>>556551467it is almost time for my return
>>556564153>>556564859i always see people mention that her wall is useless because it's sooo easy to counterplay but the amount of times i see people literally walk backwards into it, walk to the side into it or get caught by it when you use it vertically proves otherwise...
>Play Rem>Get utterly dogshit teammatesHe seems fun but its like this every time I get him. I'm just dropping him off my list.
>>556564639She says, localized, "You cannot face me, Beboppu"But what she's really saying is the Japanese saying/slang/idiom, "You're 200 years too early [to face me], Beboppu"
>>556564956No, she's pretty shitty right now. Her damage wasn't anything special to begin with, but then they nerfed her even more, and now she's basically useless outside of wolf form.
>>556564401Drifter is literally a murder hobo, what the fuck are you on about?
>>556565029Just play an M1 carry if you want to enjoy the game, everything else is gamba
Why is she the most controversial hero in the game right now?
>>556563034he's very build dependent, if you get the wrong skills and items you will 100% be uselesschoose between tank/punch/dash shivor knife shiv
>>556565137And yet Mina and Silver are less civilized.Curious how that happens isn't it?
>>556565193>or knife shivthrowing
>>556565240>Mina and Silver are less civilized.By which metric?The guy threatens everyone he's got convos with
HOLY FUCKING SEX
any advice on how to use Rem's 3? is it mostly for hard-pushing lanes by putting it on creeps?
>>556565017That's just the thing, it IS super easy to counterplay, but because people don't pay attention to their positioning, they'll bitch and moan about when they walk into it multiple times on their own accordI saw someone in an earlier thread being suggested to get Dispel Magic, but they just conjured up a situation where they>Dispelled the root>Walked right back into the wall seconds later>Wtf how is that fair?Some people just can't be helped
>>556565317cannibal lecter was civilized, drifter is civilized - they just like to eat and kill peoplemina is a brat and can't behave herself, silver is an alcoholic, therefore they are uncivilized
>>556565369Let's say she really does have a penis, would you?
I love it when Yoshi boosts me
>>556565145Which one?
>>556565369Still insane to me this wasn't voted in first/second like are people blind
>>556565552>it IS super easy to counterplayon a lanewhen you have a 50m wide wall in a tunnel you'll get stuck eventually
>>556565652I mean they only started updating her model and poses the last 2 days
>>556565369do we know if she's a spirit carry or support? it seems weird for them to put 3 spirit supports in a patch
>>556565738seems to be more of a spirit nuker than paige is
>>556565674Then don't be in that tunnel to begin with if you know there's a Graves on the enemy team and they're nearby >But what if I don't know that?Then shit buddy you're getting jumped in an enclosed space anyways so it really doesn't matter
>>556563150>>556564051You dumb fucks never want draft?
>>556565738definitely support, one of her tag lines is 'disruptive' and we know one of her abilities gives a shield.
>>556565369Am I the only one going fucking insane hereI feel like ever since the update ive been finding celeste way way more attractive than I rememberThe fuck is going on
>>556565738she gives enemy team aids
>>556564603gib inhouse...
>>556563629I think they're just willing to authentically write a character who is.
>>556566041No it's subtle but the polish to her design helped a ton.
>>556566041>>556565652She was ugly when voting first started they've updated her face since
>>556566019I always close the window before sleep.
>>556565369Oh so she DOES have tits
>>556566041her clothes now have brighter colors and face/leg shading was improved so she's less like a lifeless barbie doll now
Honestly, I like all the characters in this update. The previous one had some very quirky characters like Drifter or Doorman whom you either love or hate.>>556566041Her animations and poses did a lot of work. I was very skeptical about her, but seeing her animations, all my doubts vanished.
>>556554815Oh yeah, that reminds me. Old Ava was literally just repurposed into Doorman Cart. That's funny.
>>556566382desu I think im still not sold on apolloeven his new animations are still a bit off
Are we ever going to get a friends of humanity character?Playing as a human supremacist, tinfoil hat wearing schizo who hates everyone except maybe venator, warden and talon(who hates him in return) would be pretty funny
>>556552838Their roster
>>556566440I'm sure it will all make sense when we see animations of his abilities.
>>556566019draft is just another step into comp cancer
>>556566487>a human supremacist, tinfoil hat wearing schizo who hates everyone except maybe venatorwarden could be something like that already, if he hates patrons so much it most likely extends to other thingseven if he's not one of them, he's probably in some way protected by hawthornes
>>556565369>Seraphine but a whoreLMAOOOO DP DEADTARDS REALLY?????
>>556565369the increase in sexo females has been a boon for deadlock. The reception of Mina really solidified that direction.
>>556566792>Seraphine>not a whoreLMAO
>>556561624Like you would have done anything more productive with those 3 hours anyway lmfao
i mean Apollo is already an ixian nationalist chvdwhats the harm of having a friends of humanity rep
>>556566792league of legends did not invent whores.
>>556565652she gives trans vibes and normal people dont like that
>>556560141that is fuckin pathetic.
>>556566792I've never played LoL, but that bitch you posted looks like a bigger whore than Celeste
>>556566792>Seraphine, but Seraphine????
>>556566792it was funny when they were trying this whole influencer campaign with her, and then someone pointed out the crystals she was using were basically the souls of Skarner's people
>>556565369Question ladsWhat do we think about the jacket? The silver studs/flourishes make it look really good but I feel it would just be a total improvement if she got rid of it entirely.
>>556566791Actually, i wouldnt be surprised if the friends hate warden and other alchemists as well due to their unnatural practicesI just want a TND (total non-human death) racist chud, a bit like billy, but actually serious and not just a dumb contrarian people make fun of
>>556567151There will 100% be a mod that removes the jacket very shortly after she releases
>>556567213https://gamebanana.com/mods/651352it's already here.
>>556566792I watched a video about this character. Apparently she was basically one of the devs gf's at the time according to her personality and likes. Once she took off she left his ass for a chad. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
>>556567015It's funny how bad they pissed off their korean/kslop fanbase with making her a chink.
>>556567264Hmmm... yeah maybe she can keep the jacket
>>556567153I don't know how patrons pick their "fighters" but with how 90% of our roster is, I think it would cause immediate removal of a participant by their own allies.People like drifter and seven or geist get a pass because their actions are indiscriminate, they only want to get their wish granted. There's really no point in helping someone whose wish is to just delete you from existence when it's all over.
>>556567396Celeste has fucking America colors now.
>>556563034shiv is unironically one of the hardest characters to play in the game, top 15, maybe top 10
>>556567264>>556567396the jacket is her best featureit's aesthetic as fuck
>>556567412Both warden and venator have the same goals though, to stop the ritualThey would definitely use a FoH by promising to wipe out all other forms of esoteric life barring themselves, a useful idiot is still a useful idiot, no matter how angry he is at you
>>556567521>valve realizes they made her look trans>instead make her americanBASED
>An interesting theory Mister Morrow, but *I* know who REALLY killed J. Epstein...WHAT DOES HE KNOW?
>graves gameplay consists of walking at people holding left click, with no aim required, and occasionally throwing her 1 into a wallwho asked for this
>>556568061Moira players
why the absolute fuck am I going from 150 fps to 20 fps while gpu is at 50% usagewhy are these devs so retarded
Silver falls off so hard late game it's insane. If your team doesn't push or try to end the game by mid game she is basically rendered useless. Can't even turn by hitting a full slam fire.
>>556568085wardens probably the biggest expert in the roster when it comes to fighting the occult
>>556568076The Cube > Jesus
>meme name>worthless paige/mina/graves/remfemale(female) detected.
FINALLY GOT GRAVES WHAT DO I BUILD
I am the number one celeste faneveryone here now saying WTF CELESTE IS SO HOT WTF I DIDNT KNOW is not a real celeste fanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjobH8cMjK4
Here's your lane partner bro
>>556568536rush refresherno other items, just that straight up
There are people who group queue for street brawl of all things?
>>556568536ring of repick, hero's useless dogshit unless you're against sub saharan iq niggers
Everyone having a good time until Venerator whips out the crossbow and ices 2 people
>>556568567what does he snack on? dicks?
>>556568567THANK YOU!!!!
>>556565839>>556566021that sounds pretty fun honestly, so maybe like support Lux?
>>556568567that k/d line is close most of my games. I dont play rem. I usually can bullshit my way into one or two kills tho.
>>556568851>maybe like support Lux?why are you asking that? 90% of this general is dota players
>>556568974okay fineso like Lion?
>>556568851I'm one of the League players and yes I would personally wager on like OG Lux from back in the day.
*weights your shots*
>>556566573>game being directed by esport faggotswe're already living that dream brother
>>556569410proooh....
>>556568898are you building those fucking items too?
what the fuck is Dynamo's 2 for? it has like zero range and is slow as shit
who do I play if I just want to win and be a soulless husk of a human being
>>556569410I like the alternative version more
>>556569565wraithher kit is incredibly simple but efficient
>>556569565miragewraith
>>556569547Ive had 1 game where a Dynamo went hard on his 2 at the start of the game and gave a Haze like 2k bullets
>>556569547>what is my team escape and invincibility forI don't know man, pretty useless in this meta
>>556568557she an mina are probably tied for sexy i really like her body type, thin girls are hottest
>>556569565any character because you already are that
>>556569519Of course not, building gun is for tryhard faggots.
>die once near end game>enemy overtakes base and kills everyone>game endsdamn you respawn timer.
Will deadlock updates speed up once HL3 is out?
Imagine Venator cornering Mina looking like this in the jungle and staking her to the wall
>>556570135>staking her to the wallwith his penis?
>>556570192he lost his real penis in heretical wars of 1913now it's made of wood and very very sharp
how do you play as Rem? split push with helpers on minions?
>>556570272yea
>>556570135
>>556570272you don't play rem, periodhe's very very bad, like very very very baddon't play him, okay? and stop asking this question in every thread
>>556569565You can make it to Eternus by just one tricking Wraith cause her kit is THAT basic and strong.
>>556570343you seek to have the tunnels for yourself.
>>556570272throw helpers on waves, abuse that shit in laning phase, steal the enemy's sinners, press Ult whenever you feel like instantly winning any fight
So I've had this bitch in my roster at the same priority as the other two and the last 10 games I haven't gotten her once.I swear Mina players are all femoids and waifufags who onetrick her.
>>556570343>and stop asking this question in every threadwhat question?
I literally cannot activate silvers ult until I have 16k worth of items
I lost a game as Oravle 4and got promoted to Phantom 1guys I think the ranked system might be broken
>>556564401>>556565137>>556563901In a literal sense, Mina is the most civilized there followed by Ven.In a metaphorical sense, Drifter has ascended.An immortal Diogenes dressed in violence.
>>556569447>game being directed by [nonsense]thought so
how many heroes are in (You)r roster?
>>556570515>femoids and waifufags who onetrick her.People say this but she definitely also attracts the hypercarry type of fag as well
>>556570894Ivy Geist Seven and GravesAs you can see, I'm autistic.
>down 50k>enemy has rejuv>my rem runs out of base to start a teamfight and everyone followshow do i escaple this level of elo hell
>>556571000>down 50kWhat the hell else are you supposed to do. The game is over.
Why are things like this?
>>556571117fight in the base and not outside of it, probably.
>>556571170I'm starting to think that gay people are actually fucking retarded.
>>556571170why are you on twitter, the equivelent to walking into a gay bar and wondering why there are so many faggots
>>556571170we've got too many gays in the game atp its actually becoming a problem we need full release before we get strangled in the crib by these fuckers
tourists stick to /v/ please
>>556571284>>556571315>>556571323Why do you guys keep giving him (You)s, he's been posting twitter screencaps all day
>>556571394Let me seethe and mald in peace.
already giving us a bad reputation i wish these fuckers would just fuck off man, let us have a cool christian guy in peace
>>556571394>only one person doesnt like this>give me (You)s instead!alright then
>>556571539fuck offshut upgo awaywe don't care about your culture war garbage
>>556571602>"haha everyone is gay!">"um no, they aren't?">"FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CULTURE WAR"Who's tired?
>>556571602Honestly, the funniest thing is that the target audience for this game is Slavs and Asians (like all other MOBAs) and they don't really give a shit unless you shove ugly characters right in their faces. These Twitter trannies are a minority within a minority.
>>556565317women are more evil than murder hobosalso drifter is classy, he's a musician
>>556571284>gay people are actually fucking retardedmost of the "gay" activism isn't done by fags actuallyspecial snowflakes that think "sexual" topics are very adult and mature larp as some literal justice warriors and try to shove their fantasy into everythingit's the exact same whiteknight mindset a 15 year old simp may have, except with 30+ degenerates that have jobs and haven't been sterilized yet
>>556571698again, shut up.both sides of this argument should be domed with a 3000 damage venator ult.he is a fictional characterhe does not existit does not matter
Brawls feel like I'm entering the hyperbolic time chamber for Bebop.
>>556571751>there are ants infecting the pantry>spray bug spray on the ants>"STOOOOP!!!! I HATE BUG SPRAY AND ANTS! THEY SHOULD JUST GO AWAY!"Fuck you
>>556571170this sounds as retarded as CNN talking about how the OK symbol was a white supremacy symbol.
>>556571846>get a rare brool game without graves>game is immediately 10x more enjoyable
>>556571890Graves is a free win. They will always without fail walk into the open and get grabbed.
>>556571863>>I HATE BUG SPRAY AND ANTS!when ants don't stop coming no matter how much you spray you'll think this way too
TWITTER SCREENSHOT TWITTER SCREENSHOTGOD FUCKING DAMN IT IF YOU WANT THE CHARACTER TO BE GAY PICK UP A PENCIL AND DRAW THEM TAKING IT IN THE ASSIF YOU WANT A CHARACTER TO BE STRAIGHT DRAW THEM HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN IF IT'S A DUDE AND VICE VERSAIT'S THAT SIMPLE STOP COMPLAINING
>>556571863there is nothing in my pantry that i care aboutlet the ants be antsi don't think about ants
and the thread was going so well too..
>>556571973>>556572010>the ants are eating you alive! We should stop them!>um no actually, I dont like that. just leave them alone
>>556570135i would hide her from him and let her suck my blood to heal up
*quietly pushes your walker while you guys are arguing*
>>556572090bro, you're engaging with retards over the color of shoe laces.you're letting people you don't like mind control you into caring about shit nobody cared about to begin with.last reply you're getting from me, you're a waste of time.
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>>556571539who's "us"? also people that hate trannies tend to also hate christfags
what's the equivalent of sven/lifestealer/tiny, strength hard carries for brainlets, in this game?what's the equivalent of drow/sniper/sf, agility hard carries that require positioning and are made of glass, in this game?
Since both Seven and Venator are confirmed gay, who is the real /ourhero/?
>>556572257Do you take commissions?
>>556571170as a vtuber fag, you should pay 0 attention to this rock solid faggot, he's either farming engagement or a real retard, still can't tell which one it is
I WANT CELESTE TO FART ON MY DICK
>>556572353Cis straight men are banned. Its a good thing. Get it over.
why does anyone care if an in game character is gay or not, if i find them attractive then they are whatever the fuck i want them to be frfr no cap labubu 67 or whatever
>>556572312>strength hard carries for brainletsShiv, Abrams>agility hard carries that require positioning and are made of glassVindicta, Talon, Mina, Pocket
>character is gay because shoelace
When are they adding heroes that straight white men can enjoy, like Marci and Hoodwink?
>>556571864Had to mute / block that account today.
If Deadlock is so good, where are the good drawfags, like Riko and sorapoi?
