Everyone's an Alcoholic editionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch Switch Edition Launch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flCnsbSrYuw>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2019865239336943815
Göring saved animalsare you worse than Göring?
Mandy
>>556561968Goring? More like Boring
Chaddy
>>55656248990s porn actor looking ass
>>556562601hot
I remember thinking that moustaches and mullets were gross growing up. But now I see they are kind of cool.
>>556562601Phenomeman fell on hard times since Robert hired Waterboy over himhttps://youtu.be/b40QdTRaqFk?si=-fcbVIay4ly6pqCY
>>556563643It gets bigger when I pull on it
>>556564067Prism has fujo energy
>>556564067What’s the original?
>>556565198idk
>>556565691You will find it for me right now
>>556567596>carry me to bed, Bob-Bob, it’s my birthday
Visi if she were created in the 90s-early 2000s
>>556568175That purple highlight increases her chances of listening to MCR by 1000%
I wish we saw chad in the showers
>>556569673he has a really tiny penis
>>556570265And it doesn't even function anyway. because he has erectile dysfunction
good night /sdn/
>>556575604Nighty night
>>556569673Me too.
>>556577809*chu*
It’s so quiet…
>>556583618>sobs quietly so as not to disturb everyone's sleep
>>556580936LUSCIOUS HAIR
what if we get to learn about visi's background in season 2 and it turns out she's half indian (jeet version)?I mean really look at her for a second
>>556585829BBjeet, you have to let it go.
Why didn't Toxic just kill Robert when he was "kidnapped"?
>>556586367I'm new to this general, explainI thought I came up with a pretty good post and am now disappointed. It could happen
>>556586923Because that would be lame.
>>556587076I'd tell you to lurk moar but BBjeet is done with his shtick so nevermind. The consensus is that Visi is most likely part Filipino, or some other SEAmonkey descent, considering her eyes, skin color, and the VA being like quarter Filipino.
>>556587076Welcome to the family, son!
Invisimech <3333
>p9Grim.WE MVST TROOST IN THE PLAN
>>556587446oh yeah that's actually what I believe too. While playing the game at first I had in my head that she was half latina because that's obviously the hottest option but the more I looked at her the more I got an asian vibeas if the cards weren't stacked against her enough. visi has the insatiable lust curse that was cast on all hapa girls at the dawn of time by the original heavenly gooner
Fucking immigrant drivers ruining my beloved road infrastructure FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK ALLLLL OF THEMMMMMSOME FAT INDIAN BITCH MADE ME WAIT ANOTHER FORTY FUCKING MINUTES BECAUSE SHE IS A STUPID FUCKING SHIT COVERED RATTTTI HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR TWENTY FUCKING HOURS
>>556591547>I had in my head that she was half latinaConsidering the millennial writing of Dispatch, if she was partly Latina there would definitely be a scene where she starts yelling at Robert in Spanish, or at the very least she would throw in some Spanish words in her sentences.
>>556592334Flambae. Calm down.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass clean brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>556592438I just want to get home :(
>>556592376>>556591547>>556587446>>556585829>jeet>latinx>flipshe's clearly cro-magnon.
>>556593078Finally, a new version. Based
>>556592376hmm probably. good point
>>556593078>>556593596Meh. I hate fanart of courtney where she's so off-fucking-model. I prefer my tomboys slim-fit with a runners build like the og pre-woke overwatch tracer.
>>556594101Cursed knowledge Roll for sanity loss
>>556594101>enemies to lovers: 669>enemies to lovers (gay): 1266
>>556594101>there's almost as much of Robert/Sonar as Mandy/RobertJesus Christ, I can understand Flambert, but that's something else.
See. I told you. Women were a mistake. This isn’t even brand new behavior either, since women were already drawing Sauron x Melkor back in the early 2000s.
>>556598253This drawing will live rent free in that one mechablazer artist's head for the rest of his life.
>>556598253>mumyou got a loicense for that poster mecha dick?
>>556592376>a scene where she starts yelling at Robert in SpanishKek, just imagine the break room argument scene with Latina Visi>¡Vete a la mierda cabrón!
>>556600965How would Robert resist popping a boner in that situation?
>>556601058>you're hard? good. fuck you
>>556601357>*cums*
This Golem guy? He seems like a pretty cool guy.
>>556603024yup
>>556601357very tsun of her
>>556561809>i won't ever have thisi'm tired Mr Hitler
Get money get paid
>>556604985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3aHTtR4vLQ
>>556605196it's not even funny. i haven't touched the game or any content related to it in over 2 months and i'm still in gosling mode, i even took a break from this place
>>556605138>dr. pavel, I'm SDNsomeone should make that
>>556605196>U TUWNIN MI OON U TUWNIN MI
>>556605389if it's any consolation it literally doesn't exist. I could write 1500 words about why if you want but yeah, it's just not how any of this goes irl
>>556606192yeah i know it doesn't. That's why it's hitting so hard
>>556605528based
>>556604046I can’t imagine post-episode 7 Visi trying to dom Robert
>>556608443yeah obviously? season 2 cant have visi going around lying to you all the time and punching you unfortunatelyyou're in a relationship now
>>556595838Enemies to lovers only ever works if it’s gay.
>>556596415They’re imaginative.
Now that the dust has settled, why is she like this?
>>556595838Why is she so fucking cute and expressive here it's not fair
>>556604985>>556606512What's funny is that someone from AdHoc admitted that they didn't expect romances to attract so much attention from the players, and that's why some planned scenes related to them were not implemented, such as Visi or Blazer staying over at Robert's. As it turned out, romances were the main reason why the game gained so much popularity and why we still talk about it. So, assuming they're not idiots and they'll cater to what people want, they might actually double down on romance scenes in S2. And fuck, I can already feel that it will be the doom of me.
>>556613063Considering Adhoc admits that they accidentally made a good game and completely botched the Switch port, I think it’s safe to assume they’re idiots
*snap*Yep, that's going in my cringe folder
>>556596415Bunch of fucking degenerates
>>556612364I mean, Aaron does have a nice voice
>>556616374It's funny, I watch one meme video and now youtube won't stop recommending me old commercials with Aaron Paul in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXucaUUgCUsDid you know he was also in a Korn music video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVPvzX-AeSM
>>556616374I didn't even know it was him when I first played. Either the dude has great range or his voice has gotten a lot huskier as he got older.
One more week until valentine's, if they don't have anything by then it's over forever
https://youtu.be/-IZtYb_AdLs?si=3xFZWWmy-jjgRXpI
>>556561809Previous: >>556080390
>>556624164Oops.
>>556623951
>>556594285Same.
>>556623951Oh no. Someone aimed the Baby-Ray at Flambae. Now he’ll have to grow up all over again…
>>556631502Umm...actually.
>>556631703
>>556632006
>>556632430what the fuck man
>>556632578Here. A Blazer for your trouble.
>>556632670ThanksThat works better than eye bleach
>>556632430
>>556633428That's what happens when you're compatible with Phenomaman.
Chase is an uncle tom
>>556621609I do hope they update the game with little snippets every now and then just to renew some interestAdding in this blazer line genuinely made my day and it was just a couple of lines of dialogue https://files.catbox.moe/qh7uaz.mp4
>>556634225t. Elliot
>>556631703KEK
>>556632430Roll for sanity loss
>>556638772/roll 4d6
>>556638913…I got a 10
>>556638990Depending on individual die results, based on system that could be pretty good
>>556638990t. Stillborn brainRIP
>>556638772Bruh
>>556638772Phuck... Niggerman save me
Fujoslop isn’t that bad, c’mon guys
>>556644493Uhhh
>>556648874tummy owo
well im drunk againgood nigth /sdn/ i love u faggots
Drinking makes your dick not work
>>556653435Not like it’s getting used any time soon anyway
>>5566528792 strong craft beers, 6 lagers and about a quarter bottle of whisky in megood night fellow courtney anon
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2671782554This girl has the best playthrough I've seen
>when I fill the glass with apple juice and pretend it’s whiskey
>>556655115>She let Radio play instead of the non copyright slop
>>556656569They’d be cute together. Really overlooked these two.
>>556598253>>556599392>british asshat draws fanart of primarily american game with american english dialogue>mumI fucking hate these assholes. Would it kill you fucked up teeth faggots to write "mom"? It's one letter...
>>556604985>"I have a simple need, Shroud... to breed and fill Invisigal's tiny, tight Filipinx pussy. To grab that deliciously small waist with both hands like my life depends on it. To start slamming her down, furiously, like I'm desperately trying to perform CPR on her aching womb... do you understand me, Shroud? Don't MAKE me fucking get out of my mech suit."
>>556625826>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuTU0b_Rr4oPhenomama'am. PLEASE.
>>556658909Me mum died dispatchin’
>>556666483Colm... I thought your mom just got your underground fighting ring belt? What happened? The fridge fall on her while trying to hang it up or something?
goddamn I just took the fattest nap The kind where you just keep telling yourself you'll open your eyes in a few minutes and then 4 hours have passed
>>556668782Sleepy boi
>>556655115Only problem is she played Robert as a cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv36L-vBl8
https://twitter.com/Bakutan_bot1/status/2019693925628539369
>>556669943It's funny but I'm confident it's AI.
>>556669180How?
>>556669180based.
>>556669521Another invisigal essay has hit the dispatch community
>>556670793It's in praise of her character this time around.
>>556645104It's sad most people never pick "never" because this is the funniest reply I think. The "why do you want to know" one sucks
>>556655115I've watched a few playthroughs and I liked Breebunns the most. She's really cute and not braindead. She'll pick up on everything straight awayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcLaf1VaQq0
>>556671574I thought I was the biggest Visi simp until I saw this onehttps://youtu.be/pZXrbl612DY?si=V1QoXi4n6tOU82JT
>>556660908
>>556669521What exactly causes all these lobotomites to pop up and say “well, actually, you can’t fix her. The game is le wrong” “Actually, don’t you know it’s hecking immoral to romance Invisigal?”
>>556675528what causes them to be vegan, or in a "polycule", or just general cucks, or race denying, or IQ denying, or or or there's no point to these questions
>>556669521But I can. It’s a game mechanic.
>>556675528They hate the idea of redemption and love.
>>556675528bruh...>>556671010
>>556675964Silly Anon, don’t you know that some pinko with a snowball mic knows how to write your award winning game better than you do?
>>556676139I don’t care if it’s praising her as a character as the title and comments are telling me it’s another “you’re a bad person if you romance Invisigal” video
>>556675528>>556675892>>556675964>>556676136>>556676151You really can't be bothered to read even the description can you?>Dispatch was my game of 2025. Everything about it was damn near perfect. But seeing the online discourse surrounding my favorite character left me feeling like I needed to step in and defend her. Invisigal gets way too much hate, and I feel like folks just aren't looking at the point the character was trying to make. She called herself Invisib!tch for a reason, and I think you're forgetting what the Phoenix Program and Z-Team are meant to do.
>visifags can't read
>>556676269That just means the title is ragebait and he’s still a twat
>>556676397I was elected to lead, not to read
>>556646054Why does BB allow him to break dress code and have his top button undoneButton it up slut
So I was playing Dark Souls 1-3 as well as Bloodborne for the first time the other month, and I was struck by how hasty and rushed and unfinished these games come across, overall. I thought just how different and more fleshed out they could have been, had they not been rushed, or had so much damn content scrapped. So much interesting material thrown out, and so many neat ideas that never got put in. And then I wondered. How different could Dispatch have been? Or better? Worse? It does feel weird that they only gave us two love interests. It was told they didn’t originally intend there to be only two.
>>556678582Chad was white and blonde once. Blonde Blazer in fact. A literal blonde blue eyed Aryan Chad.
>>556678582>How different could Dispatch have been?Beyond adding the extra dating and sex scenes. I'm not sure what else they would've considered implementing, had they more time. Even so I'm sure they would've condensed it eitherway to keep the pacing as it more or less is in the final product. Not to mention how at its core. These games aren't exactly about "player choice" as much as they like to claim.>It was told they didn’t originally intend there to be only two.Is that right? I was always under the impression it was just a choice between two. Didn't they say they weren't expecting so many people to be in it for the romance? I wonder who else was on the table for Robert then?
>>556679389Shroud needed more screen time
This is pure Visicorehttps://youtu.be/vZGgZotzvXs?si=neuwt2PLgu5jcL4h
>>556679756Visi would 100% make fun of you for being into Kingdom Hearts before secretly getting into it herself
>>556678582Bloodborne easily could have been one of the greatest games ever made had it included everything it originally set out to do.
>>556676269>>556676397not going to watch the video but based on that description, that's wrong. she can be fixed and mentored. that's actually the point of the fucking character. there's even a literal achievement you get for doing just that.retards
>>556679939>Xion is literally me, Robert
>>556673293>MalMechmommy...
>>556673764>slippering>fack
>>556678991I wish I had the skills to edit that to look like chase.
>>556682503
>>556682635
>>556682503>>556682635>>556682770What if Visi but cute and funny.
gae for flambae
>>556685919>hambae
Who would be the most annoying on a Z team road trip
>>556686305The answer to most annoying Z-team member is always Flambae
>>556686305Visi
>>556672652She's less of a Visi Simp and more of a >"I hate blazer just because. Her very existence triggers me".
>>556686305Sonar.
>>556686359>having to listen to Flambae karaoke the entire trip
>>556685919Noice
>>556687387>crop topGayest thing ever
>>556687567>>556687567>having to listen to Flambae karaoke the entire trip
>>556688124…
>>556689336What? Robert's just having fun on Tomodachi Life 2.
>>556686372>"B-But Robert..."
>>556689415It's not safe to unzip the driver's pants while they're driving Visi.
I had a beer for breakfast
>>556691747
>>556691747Gross
>>556691191Bob-Bob's retarded wife has cravings. It can't be helped.
>>556693827g'night
why do Blazer and Chase treat phoenix program like a trial run hail mary lost cause black sheep when Royd is literally walking around being based and a shining example that villains can be reformed
>>556562021Would you?
>>556696629eww
>>556696715
>>556697315yuck
>>556698415
the royalty free music for the party scene fucking sucks and ruins the feelsjust some beep boop robot shit
>>556696369Because Royd not natty bro... Royd not natty.
>>556698553On the other hand, the unlicensed music for the episode 4 movie date ending scene ("Like Friends") was just as good as "Feel The Way I Do".
>>556698792>Flaming Gonorrhea.
>>556698908I don't know if anyone else here is a gymbro but fun fact I noticed that there's a Dorian Yates poster on the wall in Royd's lab. It just says 'Yatez'Yates is a british bodybuilder who won 6 mr olympia titles in the 90s and is pretty well liked. Between that and the steroid joke it's pretty much confirmed that Royd must like lifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwxXbeKlExA
>>556697315>>556698485>>556696629>"I apologize but on my planet, that is extremely repulsive, and would cause citizens to commit the most excruciating suicide due to how repulsive it is."
>>556696369Royd's an exception. He's highly skilled, highly competent, works well with others, and basically consigned to his own department. Meanwhile, Z team are at the bottom of the boards consistently, are impossible to work with (until Robert came along), and are a liability at the best of times. Robert IS the Hail Mary because the program would have collapsed and they'd have been sent back to prison if he wasn't ultra-competent.
>>556698792Lul
I always play my Robert as True Hero because it's genuinely nice to see somebody like that in media.
>>556699256>dude is voiced by a body builder>a body builder who also happens to be dwayne "the rock" johnson's cousin irl>his character is literally built like a mountain, is implied to be samoan and whose character design resembles that hawaiian sea god or something from that one disney movieYou don't say...
>>556700697I prefer Everyman or Anti-Hero, it gives him just a tiny little bit of extra edge. They also work better for the surely kino Villain Visi route we'll get in s2
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76446361/chapters/200055371It's good
>>556701112you never noticed the poster. you're welcome
>Bobert,... I took ur hoody....
>>556686305>>556686372https://youtu.be/Ddpx0JLOH6o?si=UW5Up85NAvqq05hP
>>556682503>>556682635>>556682770>>556682949>If I knew you back in school you’d be too cool for me
>>556711315That's theft. Time to get cut from the team.
>>556711315>it looks better on you anywayget it cause hes referencing their meeting with the earrings heh heh hehheh
>>556711315Now Robert gets to take your virginity, Visi
>>556699256>Between that and the steroid joke it's pretty much confirmed that Royd must like liftingHey wait... are you that superhero? "Tell people obvious shit guy"? You sound kinda like him.
>>556714728Mr. Bob is too cool to have a relationship with his students. Specially his cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass caramel brown tsundere tomboy with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, and a below average IQ student who likes to have sex dreams about him.
>>556669521Alright, I watched it. TL;DW: you can't fix her, the point is that she must want to fix herself, and you, or rather Robert, can help her with that. In other words, "you need to put in the work to make sure she's putting in the work to better herself" - but you don't need to make sacrifices, you don't need to romance her, you only need to remember what the Phoenix Program is about. Also, Visi's initially the way she is because of her past, Chase shouldn't have crash out on her during the party because at this point of the story she's actually trying to do better, untying her might be a hard choice but it's justifiable, and tomboy supremacy. So nothing we haven't already discussed in these threads, the title is just misleading.
>>556721274>tl;drI ain't readin' all'a dat. Ain' nobody got time fo that shit.
>>556604985>>556605196>>556613063>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95tz83e2oC8
>>556719262You know. I’m starting to think Mr. Bob is having relations with Courtney
So Bershy had a concert and was talking about Dispatch helping her career and changing her life. I hope AdHoc will reach out to her for S2.
>>556718684>>556706908
>>556722724Nah... no way brudda. What make you say dat? They jus got some weird energy goin' on.
>>556721779Maybe I should never have played this game or stick around these threads, it only reminds me that I have missed out on certain milestones in life and will die alone without experiencing anything significant in it.Thank goodness I have enough liquid medicine to ease the feels.
>>556723539It’s a little odd that she never does any homework, yet she’s got the top grades in the class
>>556723702She's a loner... A rebel. She doesn't have time to do homework like the rest of her loser classmates.
>>556721779>>556722776>>556723690
>>556723690Good morning /SDN/! And good morning to you too my anonymous friend. Would you like me to make love to you? Perhaps that might mame you feel better.
>>556722776I hope season 2 has this song in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFoc74WfA4Y
>>556726000I wouldn't mind that Phenomaman, I wouldn't mind that at all.
Flambae would plap the shit out of Water boi
>>556731129That’d be raep
>>556700463Cute bat
>>556711315>...
>>556735832ruined his only hoodie
>>556736016Robert’s gonna be looking extra breedable when he wears it now
>months later>blazerfags on reddit still seething at visi being more popularWhat causes this?
>>556738786What’s he got to complain about when the numbers are 55/45% now?
>>556738915It’s still 55/32 in the endings, so that might be the reason. These kinds of posts and videos are still ridiculously funny to me, why are they so desperate for validation of their choice? Like, in BG3 I picked Lae’zel along with 5% of players, and I didn’t give a shit about the percentages or other people’s opinions
>>556739853Well I don’t consider people who choose the single ending to be human
>>556739853>I picked Lae’zelBased Frogchad. She's unironically the best romance in BG3.As for Dispatch waifushit it's just a vocal minority thing that often happens in fanbases. Best example I can give is Mass Effect where on places like reddit people who chose Femshep are very aggresive and vocal about their choice yet actual stats show the overwhelming majority chose Maleshep.
>>556739853>>556740494It’s a very tough call between Karlach and Lae’Zel
>>556738786>>556739853I think it comes down to the fact that for many Many fans she is the "objectively" right choice (because she's less flawed I guess?) and they can't understand why the majority doesn't share their opinion. I picked Visi but I can absolutely understand why someone would prefer Blazer, and even if Blazer would be the more popular one, I wouldn't ask why this is the case. But it is funny that this is still happening after almost 4 months.
The raped
