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woomy
who else is watching squidschool vods while listening to kpop?
woo
>>556565487>listening to kpop?sometimes when i play the game to be honest
my yebby watches his meals up close through the door as they spin around the microwave.his brain is okay, probably...
>>556565375i love tight squids teeheehee
You're a squid now.
>>556568308How do I get opponents like this?
>>556569331https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770444202796501.webm2 AM games
>sharking is extremely effective>feel like an unbelievable faggot for doing itwhat do?
splatoon 3 is good
>>556570441you're already a faggot for playing splatoon 3, so...
>still no mention of more third kitsI'm scared /ink/
>no mention of wave 3 and 4 DLC>no mention of the rest of side order when the demo costs 25 bucks
>>556567514inking up a woomy's woomb
this squigga eatin' beans
starting now if this thread can make it all the way to the end without horny posting, I'll commission a large-scale art piece from a high end artist of everyone's ceph
>hornyposting
>0-3 series>each enemy team carried by single tryhard nigger with bullshit weapon in permanent flow stateNogami you WHORE
>>556577669sorry, the system decided that your flavour of engagement today should be enragement
splatoon? hehmore like splatpoop lmao gottem
>>556568308How /ink/ has made me to believe this is how their open games go each time.
>>556582919All that’s missing is a Pepsi and that is Callie’s struggle meal.
splatoon 4 will be set in detroit
>>556584953Splatoon Detroit: Become Woomy
No fatties allowed beyond this point
EveryVeemoIsLemons
>>556584953>>556585804obligatory
>>556590014>shitpost about america turns suspiciously homoeroticodd
yebbybananayebanbanbay
orange you glad I didn't say banana?
>>556593381Orange...
>raiders is likely to introduce a handful of new inkling/octoling hairstyles>anon will still choose default flopper woomy
>>556593936can't beat the classic
>>556593936No! I want new!
>>556594721Picking that style gives you Yoshi flutter jump.
>>556594721They need to keep the neutral flopper physics in Raiders/S4 but make them react to weapon usage and full Special Gauge again
>>556595721nah, they should make them feel heavy again like in 1 and 2, but also add deliberate prehensile movements for things like balance and recoil mitigationsick of floppers looking like 2009 mmd videos
>>556577669are you retarded? enemy team has one guy inting 0/5/0 and your worst enemy is a blaster? your weapon is literally a direct counter if you weren't dogshit at the game, at the very least getting openings for your teammate. your team comp isnt even that bad if not arguably better, stop crying and maybe work on fundamentals, you too can achieve a proper flowstate if you stopped bitching about an issue that you could solve
>>556577669>the game literally makes hard-carrying players glow, showing that teams should focus on disposing of them first and foremost>people still fail to identify threatssometimes i think that splatoon's playerbase is truely irredeemable and hopeless
yeah i objectify woomenany guy loves a sploppa floppa
>>556601481
woomveem pits
Can human make babu with woomy and veemo?
>>556605659Callie mercifully crushing me to death to prevent me from suffering through the misery of Splatoon 3: Raiders and Splatoon 4: Poopass
Imma slap you with these floppers.
>>556607896Only after you finish your daily flop sketches
>>556594721This but with woomy
>>556607119This but with woomies and veemos
>>556607896There is nothing I desire more in life than to call out a flopper's name and have her excitedly look my way only to smash a giant thick weighty flopper into my face.
>>556611015no thanks broy
>>556611015insanely based gif
What?
>>556611392When she squid forms in embaressment but you can still see her erotic floppers.
PB 0/10
>>556616132>not even the host joinedit's so over bros...
now draw her frowning
fuck dynamo
this game is unplayable in a 2v2 setting
is it playable in any setting
French players don't deserve rights or human dignity
>>556619068They gotta cut the map in half in that case.
>>556619763Why are you hostile to a player that isn't even here when the PB isn't even filling up
Don't ever come back, none of us here want you back.
who else is playing the pb while listening to kpop?
I love how fucking shitty this games netcode is
ggs pb
>>556622284GGs
>>556622284GGs!
>>556619763dont be racist just because of one person
>>556616170cute foot
Why the fuck did we pick two blasters?
Don’t forget! Next PB is on Valentines Day. We gotta wear matching gear, use the same weapon's, and maybe kiss?. So look forward to it!
dynamo is broken now.
>>556623930Only if you're a rangelet.
>>556624647literally everything is a rangelet compared to it now.
splatoon 3 is a party game don't take it so seriously
>>556623930yeah no shitit's almost like buffing everything to be on the level of top weapons is a bad fucking idea
WTF YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>556626260Can and did.
i'm genuinely scared of the raiders gameplay reveal
>>556627515why?
>>556627591i've set my expectations high by completely brainstorming ideas for the game including what each deep cut members will do and interactions and if none of that is in the game i will be sad
>>556627687all i need is shiver fishing minigame and/or seeing her in bikini
>>556627873she is fishing but she is also cooking and it's all to feed frye which levels her up since frye is your permanent bodyguard whilst big man is the one scouting ahead places and you turn in the junk you collect to him
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/rg3sp8wfa1dpx6rr.flac
GGs pb
ggs penusbutter I've had one too many boomerjuices
>>556628071GGs! Thanks for hosting.
>>556628658The only constant is
Anyone 1king?
>>556628812I can play
>>556628812I’ll king a kill.
>>556629181>>556629224Kingin' up.
>>556629326is there a spot for one more fsher?
>>556628812>>556629181>>556629224>>556629326Room for 1more?
>>556630601W3
>>556630620Room for 1more?
>>556630947Full.
>>556631093Oh fuck you
>>556631174wao
>>556631174Love you too sweetheart.
>>556631314I should watch Amagami again.
We fish for kings never queens.
>>556632214Really makes you think.
ggs boros is dead good for him
ggs fhss
GGs, good kill.
ggs fsh
>>556633839sniffing all these woomies feets
>skipped slomming with /ink/ because I thought it was still gay baby prison island>rotation changed this morning
>>556636076>not liking bonerattle
>>556636393Previous totation was Smokeyard, not Bonerattle.
>>556635460>>556576117aaaand failed. Better luck next thread!
you weren't going to do it anyway
try me
Frye me
>>556638265>ignoring posts like >>556607262 >>556623903 >>556627873Something tells me either you're not that guy or you weren't being serious anyway lmaoYou know that's an impossible ask on fucking 4chan
>>556645021Thankfully they have other ways to communicate other than this dump of a board.
>>556640840bada bing bada boom you've now been reborn as Frye.
>>556645736A fate worse than death.
>>556645736if you have discord i can go through with that….
>>556646426i'm okay.
>>556645495the fuck are you on about faggot lmao
unblock me
>>556659494hmm... nyo
rude
>>556658682I’m saying it wouldn’t be difficult for them to pull off that pb>>556623903, since most of them communicate through other medias.
>>556651967A bodysuit would be great as a shorts option.
GG HS
>>556665104gg
>>556663906I replied to the wrong post.
>>556669316soon...
>>556674197utsoonho
utsuonaho
these really are the most satisfying weapon to use, they should just keep slowly buffing it until it's in a decent place
>>556684275Before someone replies "you don't want it to be good.....oh the horror...." I don't want to see anyone say that anymore after dynamo was buffed.
>>556684275squelchies are in a perfect spot balance-wise, as perfect as it gets, they should be one of the balancing kingpins along with splattershotyou don't want prime squelchies back, or you'll have the exact same situation as we currently have with dynamo
>>556684536>>556684478I mean they gave blaster 1/60 recovery why is it so hard to tweak
>>556684478>>556684536
just play 2
Woom: The Dark Ages
fuck this i'm going back to Trickcal:Chibi Go
Fish on the hour?
>>556686720yo
>>556687071Fish up!
Fish 2/4
Gud fug ded fugFeel like one more?
GG's Y!
>>556691448GGs M, good to fish with you after a while! Nice gold to top it off
are the literal bullets bigger now?
>>556693225yes
>>556694109that's really funnyThat's why I see people complaining about heavy
>>556656521Splat Emma can't be this cute
watching the big clam blitz game with my yebs
>>556696040while listening to kpop?
erm, yes m'queen
>>556693225clash blaster is really op right now
>>556696163lol no it's still shitthey really shouldn't have touched blast radii though, and only applied hitbox increases to projectiles
>>556696151how did you know
alrightdon't post a woomysee what happens
>>556699678I so badly want to post a woomy now.
This set would come with a single pink square that you'd put in the center of the head representing the brain.
>>556707972My woomy arrived without that piece.
>>556696161kachow
if you couldn't figure out how to fight dynamo in S1 you're ngmi
gemmy https://youtu.be/Q7W6qSD-Hhc
are short range blasters incredibly op now after the patch or are some people just overreacting?
>>556713675it's the same shitter who's been complaining about painbrush, it's exclusively overreactions
>>556713675vBlaster did not deserve the buff, but I'm sure it's just people being gatekept by the usual short range counters (see also dynamo).
>>556713554this is just flc's caveman test renamed
>>556713554stop bringing hovercrotch terms into woomy game
If forced losses aren't real, then how can you explain the game giving me the worst teammates imaginable anytime I use cash tickets?
reminder that flar/fwar is shitter cope
do we even have any kinda indication that splatoon matchmaking has engagement optimizationbecause with my record at 13:26 i don't believe in tilt protection for sure
>>556726345if your flar streak continues for so long, the game's telling you to stop engaging. too much engagement is also bad for long term engagement. come back tomorrow and it'll hang a couple free fwar carrots in front of you before tossing you back into meatgrinder of alternating success.
why is everyone in this general so afraid to admit they might just not be the best at the game 100% of the time
>>556727828>>556726345eomm really only makes sense when there's a cash shop to nickle and dime the player. >>556727916I am my own flar.
>>556727916because for every flar there is a fwar, and fwar is much worseflar is an invitation to suffer, but suffering builds characterfwar is a slap across the face, a fucking algorythm taking pity on you, fucking disgusting
but neither of these exist
>>556728124>eomm really only makes sense when there's a cash shop to nickle and dime the player20 bucks a year is about what you'd exect from an average fart9 player, just democratized so that everyone pays 20, no freeloaders but no 500 bucks a month whales either
Anyone who complains about FLAR should have no trouble posting their near perfect winrate in 2.
>>556728510having whales in your game is generally more valuable than having a bottom limit of purchase, pareto principle says this and it's why the majority of hard-monetized live service games are f2p (it also lets them get away with more monetization and keep face)
>>556727916I play the same 100% of the time, I don't see why there should be any fluctuations in the outcome.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>556730039Yes
>>556727828this sounds more like you're anthropomorphizing the matchmaker, having this many rules would overcomplicate it and generally EOMM would want to have your session end on a win rather than a lossEOMM is only meant to keep players from landing in awful losing streaks and ensuring that they get the opportunities to feel like they're doing well often enough so that they don't get dissuaded and/or give up. real EOMM is rare though and more often you get hints of it like "MMR can fluctuate per session faster than your rank so you can get better opponents if you're having a better day", or basic tilt protection which tries to avoid giving you a "get stomped" match if you're already on a losing streaks3 seemingly still uses a room-based system for matchmaking which will make it slightly more difficult to handle EOMM. EOMM is also harder to work into team games in general as it is more difficult to directly compute the outcome of a game ahead of timeif i had to say what is causing the feelings of EOMM in this game it's moreso likely that the game tries to create very short-term mmrs based on current ability and this causes them to fluctuate a ton. nogami seems to love short-term glickos like anarchy power, splatfest power, series power, etc, it's all short term which means it has to be super unreliable and quick to move, which means youll quickly extend past your skill level with a few wins. or similarly, a rotation can reset it causing you to go into a higher or lower skill level suddenly
I "hope" this guy is never on our team again
