>>556509667>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>roleplay tourney IIIhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/17vcs35g-KN9wZeHn63a8TA85PAMgeyDIKjAud1Im0Ts/>registrationhttps://forms.gle/7WTxPEHdqbTcnitN8>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12xFgBhBqMumTzgn7_yOmFYTnrxltRf2uR8jUG8J_-c8/
tourney tellyhttps://www.twitch.tv/roleplaytocynthia-7.png
>>556593376nicecynthia-7.png
>>556593319I prefer this image.
yuzu-0.png
Whore thread
Gimmick? Didn't read it
>>556593370When you have dora, you at least get a valuable hand even if you don't activate a gimmick. You can often just force it by discarding the dora anyway.Meanwhile Yuzu has a similar gimmick (win with a hand containing manzu, pinzu, souzu), but it comes with a very annoying downside: calling anything, including riichi, is -6, unless you have 5 han+. This forces you into dama on hands that should be an instant riichi and prevents you from calling almost any hand. Why isn't her gimmick at least +10 like nyagger's?
>the man who invented digital mahjong fucking hates mahjong>every mahjong player is anti-intellectual and only worships flowBros? Should we also move on to Shogi or Poker?
>>556593916>fucking hates mahjongI'll see him in ranked
>>556593916my gambling hobby is..... l-luck based....? no..... this can't be....
>>556593916Sounds like someone's in a losing streak
>>556594242Poker is also luck-based, but because there was never a poker Akagi, the majority of poker players believe in statistics instead of flow magic, unlike mahjong.
>>556593916He's right, but I still like playing it sometimes.
did you just fucking atamahane mefuck
>>556593916hopeless troon tier copium lol
>>556593916please buy my book
>>556593916sorry but I love mahjongas and the luck based nature of the game
The co-author of Riichi Mahjong Strategy analyzes why women fucking suck at mahjong.https://note.com/fukuchimakoto/n/n6f78074d13c7
>>556594783That body was made for one thing.
>>556594413>the majority of poker players believe in statistics instead of flow magic, unlike mahjong.I somewhat disagree. They might not believe in "flow" but irl poker players are some of the most superstitious players in the world. A general trait with westerners when it comes to competitions. The same kind of retard that refuses to take a shower during football playoffs because it's "good luck" is the same kind of retard coming to a poker table decked out in reflective sunglasses, 3 gloves, two layers of jackets, several gold chains, a rabbit's foot, a four-leaf clover, and a lucky penny they picked off the street when they were 9yo.
>>556594869Moonrune translators?
>>556593916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esWhl5KL27Mhe's literally bringing his trashy retarded mahjong mentally over to shogi though, he's 48 and presents his streams like this
>>556595058what a slut
>>556595058THIS 49 YEAR OLD MAN IS RIPPING OFF MAHJONG FIGHT GIRLShttps://www.youtube.com/live/esWhl5KL27M?t=270s
>>556593916Vtubers should stop playing mahjong and play "good hobbies" such as Shogi wars presented by HEROZ, Inc.Uh-huhI'm on to you
>>556595058Shogi is already just chess for retarded nips. Incomprehensible haphazard ruleset
>>556593916>>every mahjong player is anti-intellectual and only worships flowIf he took more than a week of playing this game to figure this out, then he isn't going to make it in an "intellectual" game.
>It can be said that Kusunoki Shio is the leading mahjong vtuber.>She is an ambassador for the Strongest Battle, sponsored by Takeshobo, and appears on the broadcast screen of the Strongest Battle. She also has a serial in the magazine "Kindai Mahjong" and is the author of a book published by Takeshobo.>Kusunoki Shio's first book reached number one in the overall rankings on Amazon. It is an amazing achievement for a mahjong book to reach number one on Amazon. Can you imagine how popular she is?>Kusunoki, who enjoys such popularity and is driving the current mahjong boom, is now caught up in a serious scandal. The facts have not yet been confirmed, but the situation is quite serious. It's a rather complicated story, but let me explain what kind of scandal it is.I didn't realize that Shio was THAT popular. I thought she was a no name indie that anons latched onto.Imagine giving all of this up to cheat in friendlies and midaripost.
>>556595058
>>556595058man nips really love sloppa huhgrim
>>556595709allegedly
Got to play IRL today for the first time, it was okay (neither good nor bad). Got 2 chiitois (one was haneman)
What the fuck is this tourney? I can't draw anything useful the entire match
>>556595883You and me both
queue
>>556595872you luckshat hard by getting to chiitoi tenpai and WINNING twice, and that still wasn't good enough for you?
>>556595872did you fumble building the wall?
>>556595883Works on my machine
I recently purchased a green laser to chase pigeons off my balcony and it does fuck all, but I've had 5 dollars worth of fun shining at random buildings in the distance at night and seeing the green dot pop up. The sheer amount of concentrated energy in something smaller than the size of a pen is wild. Mahjong wild.
>>556596000Couldn't lift the whole wall so built it by 5 or so tiles at once
q
>from celestial to expert 3jesus christ
>>556596090Shut up, those 24k points were unfair
>>556595883The usual then, innit.
>>556596149MFG?
>>556595883same, fuji keeps giving me pinfu iishanten and then activating unlimited toitsuba worksi'm just gonna treat these matches like friendlies
>>556596170Surely you can't actually be good if you drop that much. Or maybe he was decent but got brain damage from a concussion.
>>556595872There also was xenia-947.png that couldn't discard properly due to her long fake nails
can we fucking remove chiitoi from this game finally
>>556596396uh oh shitter melty
>>556596396
>>556596396chiitoi matters in sanma though
>>556596109understandable, it's easier than it looks and you will probably get it right the first time you tryi find playing irl to be great if the table is quite social or serious, but in-between that it can be a bit awkward sometimes
>>556596396i wrote this post
>Don't deal in a single time>End the game with almost 0 pointsWaste of time
is this the greatest mahjong track of all time?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75-BKWAq8VY
>>556597120>feminine peppermint
>>556597019now how would you feel if you got last place instead?
>>556597120Yeah this is actually my favourite track. I dont really use decorations but I picked this up when it reran anyway.
>>556597805I got last place
>names is n*****>doesn't play nyaggerdeserved
>>556598049if it was not for random I would be a nyagger
his >names is >n*mes
>names
adeptchad spotted in queue
if an anon speaks your >name, does he steal your soul?
>>556596170Man that suc->sanma
>>556598892>>556547684>>556548169this also happens in yonma
>>556595709She's the patron saint of /mjg/. You would not be playing mahjong today if not for her.
>>556599062elaborate
>>556596396can we finally add ronchiitoi to the gamei want the shape being legal so that i can ryuuiisou with it
TO do you have some kind of script or do you manually check for the perks every single hand of every hanchan?
>>556599062>You would not be playing mahjong today if not for her.Yes, I would.And I would know the rules even without the RB1 being published (never read it btw).And I would know what vtumors are even without that retard that graduated because she said "Taiwan" on stream or whatever it was.
>Online: 13 >game not starting
I'm finallly home. Please queue.
have you ever played mahjong WITH YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE?
>>name is no longer with us
Hating chiitoi is a major sign of being a shitter. It's the best mawashi yaku as well as one of the easiest ways of getting haneman+
>still no gamegood night
>>556599664what about >names
>>556599768
>>556598793True
>>556599768please tell me this webm is realdoesn't look like sloppa, but i just don't know anymore
>>556599904it's older than sloppa
is this image real or ai sloppa
>>556600001>00001YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>556599948thanks
kaavi-4.png
>>556600087you can ankan it and go for iipeikoui, drop 1 (unless you draw 2 from rinshan, can go for penchan then)
queueue now
3/4 in queue
TOOOOOOOOOOOO invalidate the game
HOW CALVADOS IS MADE ? cynthia-7.png
bravo yuzukeks
>>556601593it's +8, better than bleeding more points
What a match that was.
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3777623/a70d380a21/
How can you play against someone that doesnt care about losing
>>556601420why do people care so much about alcohol when professional wine tasters can't even tell the difference between million dollar wine and 1 dollar beer?
>>556602741Just stop caring too!
>>556602774I'm a sophisticated alcoholic.
>more rinshan
>cant even do his own gimmick the best>negative points for every call because he picks hana
>>556603852It's soulful, sir.
I missed the kino
What's easier? Celestial or Master Sommelier?
>>556599375It's automated.
>>556604169celestial sommelier
>>556604169You can bot (fake) one but not the other (yet).
>>556604252Winebros...
I WANT A RETARD IN MY GAME ITS NOT FAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRR
nyo my mahjong crush would never tameron like that
>>556604382There's always you.
>>556604364Wine should only be reserved for cooking so it doesn't really count.
fuck queueing against an ichihime is absolute cancer
>>556604169You just pay for the sommelier licence and make up absolute horshit about wine>*siiiiip*>Ah yes I'm getting a hint of blackcurrants>*siiiiip*>A dabble of autumnal afternoons>*siiiiiiiiiiiip*>and some notes of crepuscularity in the back of the palate It's all about confidence
The basic knowledge of generally, what the common wines are meant to taste like, and where the grapes are generally grown, is a fundamental part of being a functional Western adult
Franzia is my fave! Perfect fit for a high-class lady like me! I drink it straight from the box, fancy!
I don't think rotten grapes are enjoyable to drink
>RP titles are part of the lobbyWhy did I bother to trick anons with a different character
>>556605026Sheentia'd never drink anything besides soda
>>556604894I'm a teetotaller and being alcoholic is not a replacement for a personality.
Buy me a bottle of buckies
>>556605176basedsame
Is mahjong a replacement for a personality?
Being teetotal is not a replacement for a personality
>>556597120I muted Riichi music instantly and have not once considered turning it back on.
>>556605430not drinking some particular liquid (poison in this case) is the defaulti don't even call myself "teetotaler" and get mad whenever someone calls me that, it's the people who want to purposefully lose brain cells who should invent a name for themselveswe don't have a name for people who don't do heroine, so we shouldn't have a name for people who don't drink ethanol
I drink methanol
telly doko
>>556605601that's a mistakeyou're not respecting the power of riichi enoughyou should be grateful that majsoul is giving you a distinct audio cue to immediately fold
>>556605883that's not healthy
>>556606081Yeah the cue is them saying "Riichi" or REACH
All things in moderation. I like a little wine when I’m sick and cold. And of course Friday night sakeNow q up, if you have time to chat you have time to clack tiles
I could probably power my car with methanol...
>>556606249I'm RPing as Hibiki and forgot to sing up!himekawahibiki-6.png
>>556606392+200
TO denies rigging.
I'll q after I shower
I should have singed up as miko...
>>556606632Be the miko you want to be yourself
Noriaki - unstoppable (Japanese Most dangerous Rapper)Flow music for the tourney (warning: for real gangstas ONLY)
>>556595058ok hes somewhat basedbut i think hes at that age where some decide they have to go against the grain ,stand out etc
>>556606891>Japanese Most dangerous Rapperwhat did he do, joywalk?
Is cutoff going to be around 100
>>556607243more like 200 with ichihimes nyagging +40 every game
>>556607165I heard he out drifted Smokey Nagata...
>>556607141i'm going to completely insane on the internet when i hit 50?
>>55660739040*
>>556607390*30
>>556607390*20
Distributed Propulsion Blown Wing STOL - Build and Testcynthia-7.png
If you were sane you wouldn’t be here.
>>556607635But I'm sane?cynthia-6k.png
The oldfags in this thread remember when the world was a better place. When they could still buy Four Lokos with caffeine in them.
>>556595058AI slop is cooking this old man's brain
>>556593376VOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RQBjuUbSes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nws7u8teNIUWow he looks exactly like me
Tourney streamhttps://videos.shmalls.pw/w/cjepTicgdHFvCbqnweSWeMP2P nashi, chat ari, Ichihime emotes ari
>>556608196no one actually balds like this
>>556608274I love how /mjg/ looks for the most gimmick way to stream instead of using a normal platform
>>556608512Gimmick tourneyGimmick game modeGimmick generalGimmick world
>>556608274>java script required ari
>>556606536I fail to see the issue
Queue up.
KORE DE YOSH
>>556608274Where are my stylish commentators (I still have no mic)
GOMEN ASOBI ASOBASE
>>556610427*Mahjongifies your Yosh
>>556610715why does /mjg/ have a crush on this guy when he's not an anon?
>>556610845>crushI think anons just find his name funny. Having a funny name is the easiest way to get a dedicated schizo.
>>556610845He's the official discord rep so he's /mjg/'s mahjong rival/crush
>/mjg/It's just one Anon.
"Dolce" - Chirinuruwowaka [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]cynthia-6r.png
>>556610939>if anyone ever names themselves Quingel, Wumbus, or Snunkoople, it would destroy /mjg/https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NleZLxQmVaQ
>>556610883>that single far left hag
>>556605123the Arceus-Steel (Arceus-Flying) approach
>>556611161There is no way you can listen this high pitched fake faggotty voice seriously
>>556611161
>>556611463league streams would be more popular if commentators had a tiktok accent
>youtube shorts
>less then 40 hours left until end of qualifiers queue
>>556611985wtf?! bravo is actually cute?
>>556611985>sloppa
>>556611985
I have my own little Sheentia at home. My dog will literally stand right in front of the TV and watch it with me, she also stares at my phone if I'm using it while sitting or laying down.
>>556612427Make sure you treasure your Sheentia, anon.
>>556612427>even animals are getting their brain clapped by internet slop
Myaa
All right, that's my 5 matches. I'll queue again near the end of the qualis when procrastinator anons are desperately begging for queues.
>didn't get to be on telly
>>556612562She likes seeing other animals on the screen, she even tries to smell them through itamaekoromo-7.png
this is fine too, I suppose
I didn't want to do this but you leave me with no choice /mjg/Q
>>556613346wrong place to look for ranking anon...
I'm q'ing
>>556613549Panda has a stupid face!
stop the game TO, anon died
>>556613693
>>556602774>why do people care so much about alcohol when professional wine tasters can't even tell the difference between million dollar wine and 1 dollar beer?Why do ignorant niggers say stupid shit like this and how did it transform from certified sommliers can't tell the difference between cheaper and expensive wine to expensive wine and cheap beer?
>>556611985Chihori does this to my cock
>>556614421Visit a veterinarian if your cock looks like that
TO, my gimmick requires all players to be present for it to work...
is telly anon drunk
>>556614987You could ask this about any mjg stream at any time.
>>556611985Chihori but green!
>>556615060are you drunk?
>>556615146YUUUUZUUUU!!! MENTIONED!!!!!!
>>556615146Green Chihori!
>>556608274TO???
>>556614347There's a difference between wines but the quality doesn't improve noticeably above like $100 retail ($300-500 in a restaurant)t. Has a sommelier friend
>>556615539What an upgrade
Should I buy jade for the new birdloli and idoru or should I buy this?https://rarcurio.booth.pm/items/7748346
>>556615727it'll show up broken so buy the jade
>>556615858Just like me...
>>556615539>>556615146
THIS CHARACTER FUCKING SUCKS
>>556616108Yeah, me.
>>556616108hey alright
>>556616108She really really sucks
>>556616108W-what did I do?
I wish we had better OLs than the one we got
What is this no busting bullshit when there's an AFK at the table. I can't even win because the penalties are too big
>>556616292someone post the secret white OL
>>556616292I wish I had an OL wife so that when she comes home from a long day at work I can smell her pantyhose
fuck it, I'm out.
this room was a mess
>>556616505Without love it cannot be seen, nano ka...
>>556616292I think she's goodWe just need more women
you only hate terror sucky because /mjg/ portrays her as the biggest bitch possible
>>556616292>Cynthia in an OL suit with a tight mini skirtYes, please
get me out
>>556617184What was that? Steve and Panda outfits?
>>556608274How is everyone else winning 5200 7700 and the rintard nomi is somehow still winning
>>556617184that's reserved for haruna and momo for the office lolita collab
Is he throwing another tourney?
>>556617702
>>556617865why does he aim to ruin all /mjg/ tournies?
>>556617702>wins in your path
>throwingHe's always been a based retard that pushes everything. You only just noticed it recently.
>>556617971it incentivizes not playing all your games in the first hour since you might be able to queue into him if you wait, he's saving /mjg/ tournies
>>556618108>based>retardThat's an oxymoron.
omigoto nanoja
>>556618260holy based holy retard holy soul
>>556618260What does Pokémon have to do with this?
>>556618348is this how you say based retard in japanese?
>>556618624
>>556618624>the afk+ragequit game didn't even make it onto the stream
>>556618710Yuzu was holding the room hostage with 90,000 points
>>556618624it's how you call someone a luckshitting nigger without getting banned in japanese
>>556618624It's how Crow says he's going to have a cope fap after the game.
>>556618978tsuki ga ii ne!
>Online: 16>3 games in progressq
>>556619832No.
>>556619832im too busy jobbing in ranked
Where do you fall on the /mjg/ alignment axis?
>>556615727Buy her instead. Hottest child figure I’ve seen
>>556620729Same, once I derank back to gold I'm becoming an foc
>about to have a 3some>woke upGod, please. Stop giving me your toughest fights.
>>556620838Lawful good
>>556621136just play sanma
>>556620838My life is a comedy
>>556621136>4chan enables sound on webm/mp4>wake up
>>556620838Chaotic good.
>>55662083830% top10$ right
>>556622115>10$
>>556622197Did I stutter?
>>556620838Chaotic neutral
>AnimeTosho is shutting down
evens eat the wibs I cooked last nightodds starve0 queue
>>556622576I wonder what kind of retard would use it over nyaa
>>556620838I am gooder than Hahiposter
>>556608274stop gooning
TO is it top 16 or 32 that qualify?
>>556620893I'll be honest: Amico does nothing for me.
>>556622760It's the same shit just mirrored to another tracker, which is a good thing.I also liked how you could download subtitles independently from the release
>>556622974Top 64. Congratulations on qualifying.
You play matches to qualify.I play matches because I am lonely.
>>556623658Awesome, I guess I don't need to play any more games.
>>556623763Hahi! Even if we're not playing at the same Mahjong table, everyone in this general is your friend, anon! Remember that you're never alone!
>>556608274VOD https://videos.shmalls.pw/w/cjepTicgdHFvCbqnweSWeM
>>556623010Same, I just really like the blush
>no telly anymorenooooooooooooooooooocnthia-6c.png
>Top player is at 300 with only 7 games>Two of which he got 4th inSuddenly I'm not excited for semis
>>556619832Sorry, I'm gonna watch the movie Exit 8 with my mom
>>556624598Don't worry, the bunnies will take care of him.
>>556622576I didn't use it in years, like 15
>>556624598He only got like 70 points from matches, the rest is bonus points. Fair and balanced gimmicks.
>>556624776you can't stop me from dealing into cat over and over
Most ICONIC Poker Quotes | Big Game Edition
>>556624474https://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjgcynthia-7.png
>>556625417lawful evil is Jane thoughbeit
>>556625119>Half of these are Hellmuth losing
>>556625417How is the cat "good"? Should be the cute bunny instead.
>>556625417>hag evil>cat goodI know what you are
>>556625530But Jane gives me huggies?
I hate being a fucking lucklet
>>556625701every hag is mentally unstable
>>556625746They're evil huggies.
>>556625796Skillissue
What's the mahjong equivalent of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfmtSw1xfRU
>>556625897N-no? They were genuine, comfort-bringing Huggies?
>>556626286>>547706186
>check sheet>no reason to qI guess I'll pass
>>556625119Of course I was in dama. It's a tourney, Steve.
>another hag ragequit
The cats will eat him alive
I'm the one who damas
/mjg/ needs a weekly autokoko streamed with table talk and commentators
>>556626768/mjg/ amateur league fucking when
>>556626768why don't you do it
>>556625829Look the cat emotes and say that again
BRING BACK THE MJG NEWSPAPER
>>556626848I'm not ESL enough to commentate
>>556626918What one?
jong after dark
Everyone forgot when Cynthia was called blue hag...
I hate gimmicks. Maybe it wouldn't be so shit if everyone had the same restrictions as I, but as it is, everyone outspeeds and outvalues me.
who is the Tony G of /mjg/
>>556625417What would Yuzu be?
>>556627135shut up sheentia
>luckshit once in my life>god himself pauses the gameaight
>>556627220chaotic good
>>556627135to me she's still shartia
>>556627203I'll be the famous Tony G
>>556627156why did you pick a character incompatible with your playstyle
>>556627135>so popular she escaped the "[adjective] hag" designation imagine being a purple hag, book hag, or ntr hag
>>556627345I'm loyal to my mahjong wife
>>556627345I picked my main. Unfortunately my main sucks because TO hates me personally.
>>556625417fixed
>>556627347cynthia will always be penis inspection hag to me
>>556627578I don't get it
just cancel the game it is only E2 anyway
just give everyone 5 uma and make the hag take a 15 uma loss
cat anon in the paused match, can you mail me or come to the irc real quick?
TO update the sheet
>>556627286>>556627297Yuzu is LAWFUL. She is the witch of justice.
TO this is a robbery, hand over 200 uma right now!
evens western burgerodds burrito 0 kms
n***** MAKE A BURNER AND MAIL ME AT roleplaytourney@gmail.com OR JOIN IRC #yakuman/v/irgins FOR A MINUTE
>someone got caught cheating
>>556593916I played poker well before I ever played mahjong and have no strong opinion. They’re both fun to play.
>>556628893
>>556628101just skip the game I dont wanna log into irc
is TO going to let the pause go until the time limit like yostar did
>>556628702don't skip the game. I want to pay
I always knew he was a cheater but I couldn't believe it
qrd on the tourney drama?
>>556629161Russia is kill
We love cheaters in this general
>>556628702sry I was glued to some cynthia-7.png slop and forgot the game was even going
>>556629109you do?
>cat gets one lucky hand>hag ragequits and cries cheater in the irc>TO pauses the game and demands and explanation from catDoes that just about sum it up?xenia-6.png
>>556629671no? read irc
>>556629671yesthe cat has been put down to prevent further incidents
>>556629671>>cat gets one lucky handThat 2000 or what score hand was not lucky
>>556629671the hag was dcd from the start
>>556629721no
PLEASE Q
>>556629983just for you
>>556629671this is exactly what happenedt. irc
>>556627250you get what you deserve, luckshitter
Just download the client ….
>Qooapp instead of Aurora Store with a VPN
me waiting for shimo to discard yet again
just make a japanese apple ID lmaoMine is set to some random shrine in kyoto
>>556630573i now remembered there was some vtuber who played some map game and it turned out it showed your location on the map and she had it set as the imperial palace
IN Q
IN T
>>556631268>>556631398heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
you guys are updating your pokos for Tuesday right?
>>556631838Yes, the Helmuth posts made me want to play.
>>556631838Nah, should have started two days ago, too late nowGuess I'll just sleep
DAISAN GEN
I could beat Phil
>>556632016Phil is 6'6 he would fold you like a cheap suit
>>556631975Which table the gyaru or the hat one?
>>556632237the one that is tellyd
gg, tourney chat is deadwhat a game
>>556633030gg
Pei's literally do not exist
I'm about to queueBe ready to get fucked
wew
>>556633609I NEED to creampie her multiple times.
>>556633609this is someones mother
>>556633609Finally a good post
I need a hug /mjg/
>>556633953
>>556633953Come closer
>>556634030
TO here. It has just been discovered that Yuzu's red panda squad made your bonus 10 when activated instead of adding to 10. And the bigger issue - whenever Anju players dealt into dama, instead of deducting points from them, it deducted points from the player they dealt into. The issue has now been fixed and the scored will be updated shortly.
vibe coded tournament
>>556632262
>>556634665>it deducted points from the player they dealt into
>>556634665Yuzu bros, we almost got robbed
>>556634665change it back, no one would've noticed or cared anyway unless
>>556634665TO there appears to be a bug with one of my gamesI dealt in and for some reason I lost points? Do you think you could void that round?
>4 matches in a row tsumo'd on my dealer turnfuck these stupid chink dominoes
>>556635698>nank mes
>>556634117
>Online: 18>2 gamesQueue up
>West 3Nani?
>>556636567why did you repost my image
>>556636762oh nevermind I just saw shawn
>hag ragequit AGAIN
>west 3>honba 3I hate this
>>556637510Jane your attempts to stall the game disgust me and I hope you suffer in the near future
TELLY
>>556637234It is a bit silly
minna saaaannn.....
>>556634665TO, I think there's still something wrong (unless I'm retarded). My game 3 (playing as Miki) got changed from -5 to +10, but I think I should have +15. I got a dama on E1 and E2 (this is where Anju dealt in), and discarded dora on E4 while winning a 3han hand the same round, so it should be +10 +10 -10 +5 = 15. Unless I'm missing something.
>>556638083
>bush
>>556638171kazuha cut one of your damas in half
>>556638083>pubesbased
>>556638446Yeah, you're absolutely right. Sorry for making a fuss, everything works fine.
>You're absolutely right
>You're absolutely rightIs someone’s Clawdbot playing mahjong with us right now?
>>556639025yeah, RP TO
>>556638827this image hurts my head
>>556638827Pure sex. I can't believe Yostar will never add her to the game.
>>556639280
>want to buy headphones from ebay>price suggestion button>suggest to buy it for 5 euros lessWhy would you even enable that option, literally scamming yourself
TO why did one of the freed jyanshis get a 39.7 point bonus? I thought they don't get any
>>556638827Truly mahjong
>>556639961That's the 8th game result, TO misplaced it.
>>556639961stop noticing things
TO, count my score so I can know how many more games I should play.Chop chop
TO do my taxes
TO, I'm hungry!
TO I really need some uma... There must be some way I can pay you for it...
TO go through my months old pile of mail to find my 1099 int and 1099 div
>>556640819>umaJust roll on a banner stupid
>>556641198The absolute state of /mjg/ is the Uma collab comes.
I hate hats.
>>556641382you might have early onset dementia
>>556641478if I could have even half of his luckshitting, I'd easily be a celestial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klWvUx3Llbc
one more test
Fucking cheater in my ranked game
>>556641382Just have a basket where you keep all your essentials before leaving.
>>556641382After locking myself out of my apartment multiple times I now obsessively pat my pockets before and after leaving
>>556641865being luckier than you is not cheating
Phoenix - you burst into fireBurn, a thirst and desireYou transform, light up in a flashYou spread your wings and rise from the ashes
I have now jeeted my way into a 4chanx that includes all the features I want
>>556642083Do you have proof for this claim?
>>556642083>S+ every round>South 3 is B- and he dealt inHe tried to hide it
>>556641851They're in a different taxonomy and have one less pair of legsThis distinction only matters to biologists and they got their degrees by using the correct crayons when coloring in their pictures so who cares what they thinkSaved you 10 minutes
>>556642241no
>>556642497incorrect, i learned something from that youtube videoking crabs aren't the same as regular crabs (they descended from hermit crabs). but they also have 10 legsthe 5th pair is very tiny and hidden inside the shell, and king crabs use them for cleaning their gills and delivering sperm on the tips (so they mate facing each other head on)
>>556642490check his mortal rating over at least the last 100 games and put it into a spreadsheet if you want anyone to take you seriously
>>556642490Name him … it’s ok if it’s a cheater …
>>556642490botters only throw in the first round or on the early terminal discards thoughthey would never get push fold against a riichi wrong, because that's the only part in mahjong that matters
Do the D.A.N.C.E, One, two, three, four, five,Stick to the B.E.A.T,Get ready to ignite~You were such a P.Y.T,Catching all the light,Just easy as A.B.C,That's how we make it right~
>>556642497Actually I got it by learning about all the eukaryote and prokaryote distinctions (knowledge went obsolete in 5 years btw).
>>556642901Why would anyone devote so much effort to a random guy on the Internet?
>>556643139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPhIvFQ-MyU
queue?
>>556643139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L1lSnVkJNE
>>556643478those guys look really gay
>>556643691we're not in the early 2000s, no one cares about gay people anymore
>>556644089So true, sis!
B-bwehh...
>>556644089I know, I just wanted to make people click the link to see for themselves because I like the song
>>556644974>>556644974i too enjoy this song greatly
>>556644662you qualified off of that secondlet me have my cope win...
>>556626831You missed itI have it recorded
>>556646145cute
>>556646145>The five hour league match
>>556646145I was the referee
We can jong if we want toWe can leave your friends behind'Cause your friends don't jongAnd if they don't jongWell they're no friends of mine
>>556648524>We can jong if we want toMaybe you canBut I can't jong
Papa to Kiss in the Dark
doko
>>556650601it's the same mindset as men who fap to Saki, really, just with the genders reversed
>we are bandits 2bit short but still served its purpose I hate that the girls never realized you were the one behind everything like the girl from the start foreshadowed
I watched Gen Z tiktok for the last 30 minutes
>>556651461It's a very niche and hot idea, you use the girl's trust and sabotage their fights so they get beaten and raped without them losing their trust in you. Or you just cheer on them to beat the thugs to farm money.
>>556651410I've been browsing 4chan for 2 hours instead of working
>futa remilia game delayed
>>556651662>>556651461>you want other men to have sex with hot girls in your fantasy while you watchhow is this not NTRwhy is everyone okay with this
>>556652164it's not everyone, just a loud minority
>>556652164The MC of that game fucks them too.NTR is for when it's a girl you like that game is about a sociopath who trick girls into getting beaten and raped.
theme song to sanmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8
>>556652164this is what i always thought about the rogue/hack clones where you play as the girl and get tentacle rape cgs when you diethey're not made as punishment for the player, they're made for you to enjoy and not feel so bad about losing
They call me the Lil' Buster.
>>556651410And what happened next was CRAZY
queue onegai
>>556653679it's bedtime sorry
>>556653506KEY's best VN and it's not close.
>Still no sequel to Kiss the Demiurge
>>556654649>tfw I bought it but I actually hate faggots
>>556655231I love faggots as long as they're women(biological)
>character survey anon actually scammed us
>>556655605but like actually? why does it take this long to compile a spreadsheet?
>>556655605Not me, I gave him false information.
>only 32 anons have finished their games>q is already dead
>>556655947I played my last game but I don't know if it counted because there was an AFK from the beginning
I gave him in formation
>>556655947How many times do you need to be taught this lesson?Play all your qualifier games in the first day and then grinch the queue to pull the ladder up from under you.
>>556655947Sleep time, tomorrow
>sheet is updated>i'm intime to stop queueing unless i get knocked down
what do you even do in mahjong if you've plateau'd in rank and skill
My characters gimmick was more fun in my head …
>>556656683quit
>>556656683write a book
>>556656683play weaker opponents
>>556656683Start a blog
>>556656683Depends on where you plateaued.
Bravo burgerkeks.
test
>>556657290That's not Cynthia...
>>556650586make it and you have my tameron.
my hands wont stop shaking...
>>556657612>filename was correct
>>556655947I guess I can’t finish my games then…
>>556656683you haven't peaked until you master cheating
>>556658169>404I'm getting sick of catbox nigger's shit
Stop picking your noses
No.
>>556656683Organize a tourney
>>556658964Yes
>>556659104the hardstuck to TO pipeline...
Nooo, don't put me in a maid outfit on me I'll rank up I swear
>>556659104
I keep coming to the exact same doujins. Mahjong.
Maltaro Tourney doko?
>>556659926I'm addicted to AI generated hentai.
>>556659926Please do share
>>556660134>Maltaro>Maltaro.jpgIt's MALATRO. It's inspired by BALATRO.
Malt?
>>556660510Taro
>Malatro tourned>everyone starts with chaos beam and a curse card with -10 hanGet fucked, lucklets.
need one more game, q plz
【3人麻雀の大会を行います!】日時:2月13日(金)22時~2月15日(日)23時59分大会ID:4555547詳細:初心3以上ぜひぜひご参加ください~~!!
>>556662960>初心3以上I'm 初心2 in sanma
>>556662664I'm qued
>>556593916What a fucking retard. He's just describing what gambling is. We like mahjong because it is gambling. Akagi is popular because it captures the essence of gambling better than even Dostoyevsky could
>>556662960do japanese tournies even allow english server singups
Why are nips so racist? Why can't the West be as based?
>>556663482yes
>>556663764just like the US, /mjg/ has anons from every continent, ethnicity, and sexual orientationdiversity will always be our strength
>>556663949I bet there's not a single black person on /mjg/
>>556663857we will fight
>>556664068
>>556663764Because being xenophobic is cool
>barely avoided 4th
Burgers? You're supposed to funpost and bump the thread.
>>556664302No it's not
Too busy touching my peenor
>>556666705I'm too ashamed to show my face here anymore
too busy watching slop
pei no ichauyo!
tactical deal in
>>556663143thanks for q :)
in Q
Left Ear Michael Jackson - Beat It (Instrumental), Right Ear inabakumori - Lagtrain (Vocals)
>>556667262(you) could make this 6 7
>dodged
To can you tuck me in?
>>556667741TO is already in bed. Why should he tuck you in if you couldn't tuck him in?
>>556668339
we does it feel like TOs do everything in their power to make your life worse?
I can q if someone else q too
>>556668817TOs and the **R are worse than the joos
Queueing
wait, did the games with the afk anon get invalidated?
joseph skin in 10
>>556656683Play the game?
>>556668890is TO behind WW3 starting tomorrow?
ohhh I'm q ing
>>556669659nothing ever happens
>>556669493If you mean the hag, yeah, he's having connection issues. He warned TO and tourney chat beforehand that he wanted to test his connection
>>556669957oh nice. Guess this means I'll have to play more qualifiers
>just 3 animated outfits
hannah-1.png
Well, I can at least buy twin Koromo outfit.
JOSEPH BROS WE LOST
they're just late, it'll be posted in 23 minutes
>>556666970you have to filter everyone's name. we will now find your name in about an hour
HOLY SHIT
>has a perfect tenpai>draw dora>forced to fold
>>556671840just cut it, it's only 5 uma, you would have already gotten 15 from your previous 3 han dama
The wall is forcing me to play against my character
Queue I want to do my last game before nini time.
Outstanding Xenia roleplay, sir. You really captured her unluckiness.
>>556672303it's -10 for each dora
>>556673380it's a good tourney sir
>>556673259>>556673271Oh no...
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_JP/status/2020339302094303320
>cat gets +10 for making a fast shitty hand>hag gets -10 for making their hand cheaper
JOSEPH BROS WE LOSTAGAIN
>>556674036>best skin is the male oneWhere did it all go so wrong?
>>556673271my xooner...
Evens: Eat a healthy second dinnerOdds: Eat a healthy second dessert0: Mahjong
evens order a burritoodds kms 0 mahjong
TOdore here, 200 points to Xryffindor.
>>556674719
I want a 3000 calorie oreo shake
I just had a burger and fries, but if I now eat a salad, I'm still eating healthy
>>556675024a leaf of lettuce does not count as a salad
I ate 6 homemade hamburgers today.
>>556675087>make salad>douse with 800 calories of ranch
>>556675087but the 4 basil leaves on my pizza do?
I ate a rice burger
If you eat more than 65536 calories your body glitches and it becomes 0 calories
>>556675313Best I can do is no more than 1,800 calories.
Quit pretending to be fat fucks. I know all of you are all skin and bones.
I wish I was 15% bf but I crashed out
I am 218lbs/98kg
>>556675627I am of exactly average weight for my height and demographic.xenia-11.png
>>556675649You can be my 100% bf
>>556675753Juicebros??
I could beat off a hundred men
Bravo burgerkeks
>>556675627my BMI is 29, I earned the right to be called a fat fuck
Mahjong?
I love seeing Ronsei in my matches
today is a starve day
>play against snakehag>she flashes her fat pussy after every handI just wanna play mahjong
I think I’m going to bake some bread today, maybe a ciabattaMahjong
thanks TO for not nerfing my character even though i filled out the form asking for it to be nerfed
>>556675627I want to be a fat fuck because I've been skinny my whole life. Tried carb loading and all I got was high blood sugar.
I dislike eating
GBVS or BBCF doko
some kino rinshans in that last televised roleplay
>>556681104best i can do is melty
>>556676048Do you have rings around you like Saturn?
>>556681104Relink
>>556681104Toshinden Subaru
I just ate two pieces of chia+pumpkin seed bread, and then negated all the health benefits by drinking an alcoholic beverage.Oh, and I'm not a fat fuck, but I'm also not overweight.
>>556681104>granpoo
>>556683816how the fuck would I know?
One (1) tourney game?
>>556683816UMA MUSUME COLLAB SOON
>>556675627You clearly weren't at the meetup...
I’ll queue 20 min
>>556683816Goldship
>>556683816uuuuuuuuuuum>cynthia_umapyoi.png
>>556683816antihorsefags btfo
>>556683816horsy!fukumarukoito-4.png
>>556642107>fire-desire rhyming once againAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhimekawahibiki-6.png
>tfw no male horse with a horse cockgrimMahjong
>>556681547AACC or that new one
>>556685108assassins assassins creed creed?aru-3.png
>>556675313>eat a whole brick of butter and chug oil>throw upIt's true.
>>556685108aacc of course
queue for roleplay tourney
>52 posts without imagesIt'll be another hard one.
>>556685293I took too much mentaru damage to queue. maybe tomorrowichihime-2.png
>>556685681Actually it's 50 posts without images
I'm doing my part
Anyone else looking at Wonfes?I was hoping for a Yuzuxenia-6.png
liyang-6.png
>>556685681And the extra hour or two
This thread has been kind of dead lately, probably because I've been busy
Setting the roleplay characters as "teams" in the tourney lobby was a really nice ideaaiharamai-947.png
>>556686032future TOs should take advantage of this feature
>>556674036I thought that other anon was being facetious but the best skin really is the male one. Sad.
>>556686207The Zechs one? He's alright for a maleOne of Crow's favorites
One of my favorite friends is a Zechs mainjane-11.png
>>556686440His other outfits are kind of gay but the New Years one that's about to get a rerun is good
>>556686017No it's because I've been busy
gooning doesn't count as being busy
being bussy?aru_question.png
Debussy?aru-2.png
>>556687265Good composer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X85uLSbKY3o me when you take longer than 3 seconds to discard
>le... clair de lune!terasakichihori-3.png
for me it's dvorakxenia-2.png
I've never moved beyond qwertyhoshino-4.png
for me it's rakhmaninoffxenia-2.png
For me? it's SibeliusFujiSpurdo.png
>>556687582For me, it's the Slavonic Dances.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JBSmJkpfq0
for me its stravinskyxenia-2.png
queue for final tourney games of burger hours
>>556687736finland has composers?
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0kujouriu-8.png
I'll Hibikeep it real with you: it's not humanly possible to dislike Clair de Lune. You're nothing but an APE.himekawahibiki-1.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coQkep65-MQ why is it always sanma
>>556687736good choice.. :DD
>>556687957arabesque no. 1 is the superior track thoughever
>>556688234I'm not saying it's the best track thoughbeit. Just that it goes against the human condition to dislike it.kristeve-2.png
having played and performed both, clair de lune is more fun but they're both great songsxenia-6.png
dose-1.gif
aurorakoromo-4.gif
>>556688325In the current social environment it is illegal to like more than one thing.You must pick a side.amaekoromo-990.png
the ron animations in mfc are so kino...
>>556688410that is a woke and gendered opinionasakuratoru-1
Even when shitposting, /mjg/ is cute.mila-5.png
>>556688472They're beating me with hammers tomorrow if I don't conformamaekoromo-990.png
Which mahjong slut would handle the tiles with her feet?
>>556688645one without arms
>>556688325good thing i gave up my humanity a long time ago...kristeve-11.png
Steve would never use the Behelit to sacrifice her friendskristeve-3
whem bribqingluan-936.png
>>556688674Can you share one of those next thread?
for me it's chopin
for me it's dj yoshitaka
girls be chopin
for me its xopyinhinamomo-989.png
In a normal tourney I would have said I'm doing badly because of lack of skill but for this one I think we can all agree it's because my character is shit.
speaking of shit, brb
>>556689206is that how you say her name?xenia-0.png
prepare the oven, amanda
For me it’s piazzolla
I need a man to bake, uh
>>556689642that man is you
>>556689805>>556689805>>556689805
amaekoromo-0.png
hizuki-6.gif
shirokoromo-0.png
>>556714408I thought this would bump the thread.
>>556714501
