Previous: >>556521834>Season 3 trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCMA9Nevk>S3 roadmap:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2151>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0
finally some good ass OP
>2 tall beers>bottle of wine>whiskey cokebeen hitting ranked for nearly three hours now, finna get another bottle of wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SKEK6UxRQIit's up
keep drinking king. you got this.
Haven't followed anything Tekken 8 at all:Are the Kazamas finally getting some respect or are they still referred as the electric "n-word"?
imma keep drinking, no worries
drinking is only good when you do it with men
To be honest I find you all very dysfunctional.
>>556637101I don't know but the Kazamas are the only reason why I'm considering playing this game that otherwise looks like complete ass.
Xiaoyu, Lili, Nina or Asuka? Which one deserves it the most?
drinking alone is the best honestlynoone else to ruin your enjoyment of alcohol
im high on painkillers
prove it
im high on life
Got back on TekkenPS5 controller feels like ass.
i named one of my cats kazuya my cats are my only friends
sounds like sometwin needs to cop the hori octa and have a blast
ds4 better twin
regarding the wide variety of rumors chuds have been spreading about me id just like you to know its all true
kind missin hori octa anon
dont worry twin hes having a blast somewhere out there
tried playing tekken on leverless and it just didn't feel right, tekken is a pad and stick gamewhich is unfortunate because stick hurts my wrist
troonbox is a terrible meme devoid of all joy
Release Lei
i miss lee anecdote poster
why only lady characters can sidestep
oh man, if only they allowed audio, you're missing out on all the CLAPCLAPCLAPPING!
kill yourself
yoyo niggas
i love men
>>556640753Is she having a stroke?
Haze players are becoming self aware
>>556640753kek
>>556640753>>556642583kys
>>556640753how can she slap
I keep thinking about reinstalling SlimeRush and trying Viper but fuck me that game is shit. Tekken IS garbage, but the worst round here doesn't compared with green explosion into grab into corner into 10 more grabs
sf6 is the better game
>>556643413it’s actually not faggot
>>556636647third time this image has been used as the OP.
>>556643513it is, my mom told me
is your mom single
y-yea
dead shit game.
im playing ghost of yotei
where is romeo is a dead man
gamers don't know how games are made. journalists don't know how games are made. executives don't know how games are made. shareholders don't know how games are made. game developers don't know how games are made
Motion blur - yes or no?
>>556644936depends on the game and also depends on the implementation, is it per object? is it camera only? personally i don't mind some per-object blur
technology is demonic
what about technological women then
pure evil
I ruined my brain by jerking it to drawings for 20 years and no longer find real women attractive
you're supposed to just get married
only fashion models are really attractive the rest is just mid at best
im finna play some gt7
garn tursmo 3
>>556642964anon believe it or not, she's a fighter!
>>556643413worst cast ever its awful
>>556640753>>556647134kill yourself
>>556643413thisBUTunironically, which means without 10000 layers of irony and crossboard posting
>>556643741post mom?
>>556647867here's post malone mom
>>556647134same energy
>>556648041ugly x2
>>556647134Keep posting these. You're helping people.
>>556648120the phidix popoff bot
im trynna think of what would be my tranny name… maybe samantha
trisha is more fitting for you
>>556648989you're more of a kiara or zoe, at least to my eyes
>>556648989come up with something more exotic
https://jobs.mchire.com/this is for all the kazuya niggas in case bamco ever nerfs d+1+2
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7qdpyjHyNk
Capcom Won
Sega Won
okay i'm gonna take a semi conscious nap now
I fuck yo bitch for the irony
>>556648120current state of china is a bliss
im manipulating my japanese crush via instagram stories only her can see i will reap the benefits of my efforts when i go back there in june
everything either depresses me or infuriates me
wish i had a stalker too
REAL THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2bluVPsb0&list=RDD_2bluVPsb0&start_radio=1>>556649584thats a dude.
Why bluds keep death threatening me if I don't even spam no more? I've been a good goy the last couple'o months, unironically.
bluds chopped fr
whats a good fighting game?
street fighter 6`
>>556651170this place was a lot better when it was you instead of ai anna spam and transgender reina spammer that posts like the dog from family guy
sf6 for sure
>>556651385clip?
>>556651627you can fuck off
xiaoyu never finished school
im bored to death
>>556651679https://youtu.be/sWREzyxOu-I?t=9407
>>556652048freak show
>>556651170please snipe tmm again
>>556652031boot a game right now
what game? they all suck
Are you in the top 3.3%?
>>556652819any, really, and if it doesn't work, boot another over and over till it works, if in the end nothing works then you were distracted enough which made boredom go away temporarely, it beats doing nothing!
nioh3
>>556652048cute
no im tekken king
>>556652306games too autoplay i dont like it anymore. i can stomach playing kazuya but it's hard.>>556651627lel maybe theyre the same person shitposting
still not reinstalling d8
storage is pricey at the moment, not wasting it to keep tekken 8 in it, bandai should pay its rent in my pc to stay in it
>>556652843those numbers aint accurate bruv
I'm bussinonly because i kept getting plugged the last time i dared to play ranked
>>556653848are you the blud i reported for death threatening me last thread, there's a creepier nigga i think there's two niggas the one i reported was cool with me before i think, there's a silent one with a more brooding tone though
KIAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
lingschizo gone full schizoblud
tekken did things to xhe
just tryinna get to the bo'om of dis, they trigger my paranoid tendencies
>>556653848sovl overload
havent played since clive
havent played since heihachi
you now remember t5dr kiddies
havent played since eddy
jokes on you, i have adhd therefore i'll forget about it again in 5 mins
you play tekken 8?
have not played since reina
d8 kuni finna milk me dry dog
mosquitos keep shitting on my monitor the motherfuckers
i feel like acid rain should deal more damage for how hard it is to consistently pull off in matches
>leenig asking for anythingmod break his neck
>>556655898There is no such thing as Tekken 8!
tekken wa subete da!
d8 is real to me
gran turismo 7 is the only thing that doesn't feel like a parody nowaday
>>556649584THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/FlhnzQbcD3s?si=_ufnY8MBeSoX30X2
im having cereal
>>556654620if only 4chan has a report category for sexual harrassment...
>>556658553THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx72zwqdAHc
>>556658616Lucky>>556659067checked.
the world ended in 2019
>>556658806when are we getting more reina porn?
i know we can't say it because heckin wholesome legacybut roger is an absolute waste of a slot
She's unpopular
tekken players are too pure to produce porn
>>556661173hotpants are pretty great
haven't had a friend since 2015
>>556661630Same oddly enough.
>>556661630i envy you, most people i call friends wouldn't think twice before disappearing
ariel here
i'm adrian
Quentin here
reina here
clinically depressed person here
Kaz d1+2 is such an OP moveHow come Jin got his nerfed but Kaz remains
>>556661173ofc, perma nerfed even though she wasnt top tier in ranked or in pro play
>>556660618gmfizzle was right on this one btw
>>556663149has he ever been wrong?
im a fucking loser
no one is a loserexcept those who play tekken 8
>>556662226KEK
dead shitgame
Do raven niggas ever press anything that isn't a launcher
would you rather be called adrian or ariel
i play the trombone
…
twunc really logged into tekken 8 and chosed victor on the select character screen
>>556652026of course, she's only 19 and her school goes to age 20.
miharu got a full education. xiaoyu didn't learn shit
>>556662762Not sure but from the top of my head Jin's was impossible to step whereas Kazuya is free for sidewalks at least. Other than that I don't know.
My pajamas smell like some kind of rotten rat meat but I keep wearing them as they're very comfy>clean themI'm a D8 player I don't do that shiet
My arms are rotting awayvery itchy
>>556668909Hwoarang requires high IQ
>>556670408opioids abuse tend to create the same effect on me
>>556670408Itchy tasty?
dead game dead general dead genre
>be me>UN "Yggdrasil" Special Forces>12 years of combat training, know 6 languages, can field strip an M4 while underwater>the world is literally ending>Kazuya "Daddys Issues" Mishima has declared himself King of Iron First Galaxy or whatever>G-Corp is lazer-beaming France for fun>commander rallies us for the final offensive at the Yakushima ruins>"Listen up men! We have secured an alliance with the world's most elite warriors to hold the line!">ohshit.wav>finally, some backup>expecting The Avengers, Master Chief, or at least a battalion of Navy SEALS>look at our reinforcements>...>...is that a fucking bear?>it's a brown bear wearing a karate gi. He's dancing.>look to the left>it's an entire anime harem>there's a Chinese high schooler worried about her amusement park data, a French girl in a Victorian gown costing more than my life insurance payout, and a girl on a bicycle.>A BICYCLE. IN A WARZONE.>look to the right>there is a 400lb morbidly obese man rolling around at mach speed screaming "SPEED AND WEIGHT">there is a man in a jaguar mask doing squats.>commander asks Jag-off for a status report>"RAWR GRRR ROAR.">Commander: "Understood. Secure the perimeter.">am I having a stroke?>suddenly, a lemur demon girl (?) floats by. pretty sure I saw her on DeviantArt in 2008.>The enemy advances. Thousands of Jack-7 robots and genetically modified super-soldiers.>"OPEN FIRE!">I unload a full magazine of 5.56 into a guy with a pompadour haircut just to test friendly fire>he literally punches the bullets>not deflects. PUNCHES the bullets.>screaming "OSSU!" every time he breaks the laws of physics>try to shoot Kazuya>he sidesteps>I am using an automatic rifle with a firing rate of 800 rounds per minute and this mf just sidesteps 2 inches to the left and I miss everything>suddenly everyone stops shooting>"Why aren't we shooting?">Sgt says: "Can't, the hitbox tracking is off, we have to use mids.">what the fuck is a mid
>>556666869I'm Tekken god and every time I've played a raven when I go to replay turns out not a single move they did can't be punished on reaction if you have the knowledge for it
>>556672809Directed and Produced by Katsuhiro Harada
Season 3 be like
do you think she'll ever cosplay tekken again?
Top 8 of TWT finals had zero repeat characters. There is no need for a back to basics.
>>556673927can we do this but with the OW females?
y does this game still have a playerbasewtf is wrong with u peopleu ilke eating shit?????
>>556674806well there's that one anon here...
can somebodoy show me their controller layoutsI'm a newfag, using kb
>>556674893sure thing, let me open paint
>>556675124okay, thanksno problem
>>556674893Refund the game
>>556674893find out for yourself
>>556675176>>556675124>>556674893
>>556675460Thanks, I play Paul so this is very confusing but I can more or less get the gist
>>556675460gay
>>556675531i don't play paul but i don't think it's confusing at all, just map that button to 3+4
>>556675460like, so gay
oh shit it's dependent, fuck my illiterate faggot ass bros...
>>556675846kill yourself?
>>556675991not until i play deadlock 1.0
im on the bus going home from work ready to play nioh 3!!!!
>>556676191when are you buying a car
>>556676238FUCKS LIKE YOU ARE WHY WALKABLE CITIES WILL NEVER BE THE FUCKING NORM, FUCK YOU
a fucking bebop kept grabbing me out the sky as talon and now i'm fucking tilted please post some slutty asuka/reina/xiaoyu cosplayers to help me feel less angry
>>556676305i aint walking if i have a car 15minutes city fag
>>556676430based
>>556676238unfortunately money cannot buy a license!!! I have crippling fatigue and depression caused by neetdom driving scares me!!! I might be better but im still mentally ill!!!
>>556676521im a neet but i have a porsche and i drive it everywhere thats the only joy i have, this and going to japan once or twice a year, im mentally ill too but i guess in a different way. hope you get better with time twin.
one of you sounds like reinaanon
What does oki mean
wake up
most demoralized tranny shithole on /vg/ award
So like when they say a character has good "oki" it just means they have good wakeup options?And then what does the term "neutral" mean?
ask grok
when neither player has a clear advantage
Thank you sir
@grok is this true?
>>556677652
I miss the Lili poster who used to help anons jerk off.
men? huge fan
>>556673927This is just asians
>>556679459Oh no it's retarded.
zoomie game
Doujin Idea:(You) are training alongside Reina from childhood into your young adult life as sparring partners. You've always viewed her as your friend, but you feel she's always aspired to be something more, and you fear she'll give into hate in her quest for power. You were the only one willing to take her lightning, acting as her grounding rod while she perfected the Mishima style. You thought you were keeping her human, keeping the "devil" at bay.After an intense match one night, you both collapse on the cracked pavement of the dojo courtyard. You sit under the moonlit sky together, sweat cooling on your skin, chests heaving. The tension shifts from competitive to something thick and heavy.You lock eyes. For the first time, she isn't looking at you like a sparring dummy or a subordinate. She crawls over, straddling your lap, her face inches from yours. The violet sparks inher eyes die down, replaced by a dark, hungry look. She whispers that you’re the only one who can withstand her full voltage. It leads into a rough, charged R18 scene where she is entirely dominant. It feels less like making love and more like she is taking something from you...testing her limits, burning through her remaining humanity, and proving that she can break even her closest bond. You let it happen, hoping that this intimacy will finally ground her.But the moment it's over, the shift is instant and terrifying.She doesn't cuddle or stay for the afterglow. She stands up immediately, fixing her uniform with terrifying precision, the moonlight casting a shadow over her eyes. The playful, cute "kouhai" mask is gone completely, replaced by the cold arrogance of Heihachi. She looks down at you, not with affection, but with the calculation of a general inspecting a used weapon."Thank you, Senpai," she says, her voice devoid of the warmth she showed minutes ago. "My preparations are complete. I know exactly how strong I am now."
im not reading that twin
>>556679716*Bring Me to Life starys playing as she walks away*
you couldn't even read a 50f startup move blud
EVERYTHING SUCKS
isn't that a kid?? im confused
>anime
i was only listening to the song
Gorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h-QA-mGzh4
deh
tekken is the duel masters to sf's yugioh.
>>556683103mimi is fine as fuck
Tekken pre unreal engine was the best! We had it so good ughh I miss it bad <\3
>>556683334it looks good because of object-based motion blur, tekken 7 also has that option, i don't remember if 8 has it, not worth the reinstall to find out
>>556683103I remember this show being extremely unhinged and straight up avant garde, but I'm scared to revisit it because it might not live up to my nostalgia. I already tried rewatching beyblade and megaman nt warrior and couldn't stomach them for long.
>>556683530>avant gardemost pseud word next to lynchian
>>556683706filtered
the new splitstaff sucks dick but im still having a blast!!! I haven't tried the switchglaive yet ive been sticking to the ninja sword and 1kat but I had a blast with the kusarigama in the alpha and will start using it soon!!!
im gonna go to bed now
blud admitted to getting lynched on the tekken general of all things
thanks whoever posted that fat ass juri cosplayer last thread you helped me night a lot
>>556643636and I will use it again if I want to
I just got access to the second weapons and now im gonna have a real blast!!!
>back to basicsTHREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_p380__Cpc
https://youtu.be/0iU28-Ve18c?si=CaGYzhHxWPpBVUfJThis should be the final tekken thread theme if we ever die
>no one grinds on my dickAll I really want us some one to talk to about his shit tekken is.
lowkirkuely it's pajama sams
>>556676985Damn I thought he post some weight
when I workout I always make sure the tekken tag theme is the intro song to my Playlist
>>556640753>>556647134Post more, or put them in a catbox gallery
They were just a couple of song writers
https://www.youtube.com/live/Eg-AJg2G_5I?si=gDiEgnMnVACM4Lht
>>556647134>>556640753>No dickLike an angel without the wings
>>556691508the grifterosphere
Pink devil jin costume...?!
>180cm>79kgi know that the jappas get their height/weight ratios wrong but holy shit thats a chunky chloe
replying to older posts since i just woke up with some posts i woulda done anyways:noi met a samantha in uni, she was like 5'4" and had giant titsneed some more drawfagd----DEAHHHextremely bad postvery cute pic keep it uphow the fuck did you know before i even posted right now>currently taking a shit>breakfast>tekken afterwardsgood morning broes
just finished watching season 3 of smiling friends instead of playing mashen
would you recommend picking it up?
it's better than season 2
Gonna learn Dragunov today
i meant if the whole show was worth picking up
What catchphrases would an Asuka plush doll say when you'd squeeze her?
nothing because a doll is ideally handmade and doesn't have electronics inside of it
>>556696686rape me!
what makes you think that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCxKVd207oITekken Pro tour JPN
if the march patch isn't back to basics enoughI'm not reinstallingsimple as
march patch better be revert to tekken 5
big loss for the tekken world if anon no.556698214 doesn't reinstall
>tekken worldspook
why did steam allow them to keep DLC 4 hidden?
i don't hate women i play asuka
I don't see how people think they can shit out Tekken 9 easily given how much they spent to produce Tekken 8At most you'll get a Tekken 8 DR (2.0)
its time for my wagie rest but I have no work tomorrow!!!
Morning Tekgen.
>>556686058this one?
genuinely how does anyone ever lose to leejust standblockhe can't do literally anythingstandblock then duck once and you'll get to launch him for free good job
PS Portal Won
I like that people talk about Miary as some sort of "return" to more basic Tekken because really when I think about Tekken I think about a range 4 hitting homing spinning advancing mid that is +4 on block.
>>556704746what the fuck is up with her eyes
>>556694584give us back LC... please..she gave us so many cosplayers
Tekken 8 definitely needs Lucky Chloe to complete the clown circle
Brad Arnold is kill :(
you now member miary is the alleged ogre echo fighter
Another one bites the dust!
>>556704746No but your thot is going into my spank bank as well
>>556704746>>556708021This is why we need slutty cosplay bait in Tekken
member the armor king "hype"
>>556708061we have ling already
i like the pole dance stance ogre had in tag 2 frfr
ogre was underage at some point
>>556703312i just need a gf like thispost more asian qt314s, anon
Xiayou is on that bracket with Alisa for characters that can't stand out.
>called ogre>doesn't live in a swampcurious!
>>556705696What is this honing spinning move that's plus? I'm not using it and I wiuld like to incorporate it to my movelist to actually get good with her and I feel like my approach is garbage with just ff3 and wr moves
thread themeeeeehttps://youtu.be/zHpx3JNDS5M?si=EQCm6RXNz4H7y8VU
>>556708061>pretending SF has more slutty cosplay bait than TekkenDixxies do this to compensate for the actual in-game women looking like plastic chimps, TekkenGAWDs don't have this problem
Kazuya has 3 of the best buttons in the game and people pretend he's not a good character for some reason.
i should be called ogre
every other character has execution-less god buttons
db4 df2 and d1+2 do not require execution
whoever made tekken 8 needs execution
what is asukas god button
sfwhores with they had half the appeal of our tekken QUEENS
wr1+2
>>556708364thank god for that
>>556675460>>556674893sure, sis
OH MY
>>556708880So this is why Reina is viewed in such a positive wayI get it now
need fat ass Instagram ling to destroy my penis by twerking on it until its smashed to dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duikiea5xbg&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D
twerking is so fucking retardedfast movement isn't sexy, it's comical
id rather play vs king than kazuya
SilentOne we need another AnonArena tournament
>>556705209Nigger do you understand how retardedly unclear this advice is to the point it applies to any character
>>556709646
>>556709760you're brown
>>556709805Only half
>>556709746lee's powerlow is 21 damage in exchange for risking launchhe needs to hit you with it 10 times to win a roundyou need to duck it twice to win the roundjust standblock forever and stephe will do something risky and you will kill him
vulgarity will get you nowhere
>>556708584https://okizeme.gg/database/miary-zo/H.uf%2B3%2C2?search=h.this fucking bullshit
twerking in public kinda cringe because that's unironical monkey behavior
>>556709976lee goes into heat and suddenly he is SSSS tier
yeah well im an asuka main so im attracted to erotic gorillas
>>55671045024f HEAT move that only gives her +4 and no combo on hit
>>556710597step block
>>556711645that still costs hp
>>556711728i didn't know only lee had chip dmg
was watching a video about horror movies uploaded yesterday and got jumpscared at the end by the guy saying "sorry for the lack of videos guys, mh wilds has taken over my life now".
>>556711480Incredible the point we have reached with T8 where we're defending a button that you press from mid screen and leaves you +4 (or catches someone for 46 damage) with zero recourse for the opponent.
>>556711894all characters have chip in heat lil bro
>>556711992>mid screen and leaves you +4That's "literally" every single running move in the game SERIES. Not even T8. You are trash.
armored core 1 is kinda good bros, the controls are questionable thoughever
re next is shaping up to be the best engine of the next generation
Remember; the only winning move is not to play.As much as in Tekken as that what you're thinking of.
>>556712769>trusting Crapjewcom in 2026
There is nothing like Tekken man. Feels good to be back. Playing on PC on 5060ti feels alright
*ps portal
>>556713075they have my full support and trust
What's best or quickest way to learn character moves in this game
>>556713408taking adhd meds helps a lot for me
>>556712478You should've mentioned a specific move to make it more believable. Compare it to something like Asuka wr1+2 instead, if you just talk about all running moves the bait is too obvious.
Probably just pick 5 moves and play against CPU and memorise those and move onto the next 5 moves.I wish you could pin more than 1 move in practice though
>the bait is too obvious>yet i fell for itwhat did blud mean by this
Capcom Won>MH Wilds is a Concord-tier disaster>DD2 flopped>Itsuno fled the company>ExoPrimal flopped>SF6 is over-monetized ugly slimerush noobfest only relevant in Japan>Capcom US trannies censoring games>horror engine is a disaster>nobody cares about RE9, lamest trilogy arc ever made
OBSESSEDBSESSED
imagine if harada joins capcom next
mh wilds is being updated and ported to other platforms while concord was straight up deleted from the worldcapcom won
is sailing in osrs good?
>>556714865no, unless you have an old laptop
has heera malik become yet?
within 1 or 2 days
here's my dick?
gemini please summarize and conclude the past 730 /tekgen/ threads that I missed out translated to my native language (urdu).
I genuinely don't understand how anyone manages to beat this characterHe is simply the best character in the game. There is nothing you can exploit about him.Entire moveset is homingHellsweepd4 arguably best poke low in the gameNot a single punishable string in his entire moveset Best parry in the gameElectricHopkickExtremely high damageCan loop plus frames for freei10 wallsplatGod tier punishment gameGod tier panic toolsFull throw gameThe character is completely flawless.How does anyone lose with this?
>>556715940Jin players claim that his hellsweep is seeable
alright explain to me why you'd go and say that
>PS6 uses 3GB chips and has 30GB of RAM @KeplerL2Sony Won
i sometimes dream of open-source and rebalanced 3rd strike and t5dr with GLICKO-matchmaking and casual fightcade chatroom lobbies...
lucky you, these days i only dreams about men
for me? it's electric sheep
>>556717924>same 10 busted characters for 12-24 monthsboring ass game
maybe league of legends is more your speed
>>556714865Its the same shit as every other skill in osrs.Charting is pretty cool but its limited.Barracuda trials are fun trying to get the clear time, but training with them seems kinda deranged and carpal tunnel inducing.Salvaging is just like training any other gathering skill.
Never understood the appeal of MOBA.
>>556717924Heihachi and Kazuya being in the same tier as Kuma and Lars is funny as fuck
>>556718232t. never played aom or wc3
<3
>>556718232try deadlock and you'll understand
life is a humiliation ritual
>>556719712yeah, for those who work their whole life to achieve so little..
Deadlock is for kids
>>556718232there are two optimal sizes for team games3v3 for games where the main objective is killing the opposing team5v5 for games where there's an objective you have to accomplish but isn't just killing the other onesmobas fulfill that 5v5 team itch while not requiring good aim which is what turns people away from shooters
hey guys
deadlock is just as bad as tekken 8 in terms of retardedness>hurhurhur my enemy bought metal skin i literally can't hurt them now>oh i can counter it with an item that's twice as expensive and doesn't even say it counters it neat knowledge check fucking shit game
hey twin
>>556648120kek it really do be like that
this game is weird because it's an actual mental asylum like i can TELL the opponent is fucking seething through the screen holy shit
>>556720848>i want to play games that do everything for meok
Would be playing Call of Duty Warzone but Activision are fucking retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SYMV65KQJ8&pp=ygUPc295IHNhdWNlIGdlZXNl
>>556718228good to know I don't have to come back to that skinner box then
MAX REACT: HIS WIFE GETTING FUCKED
Why does Jin have a homing high powercrush that is -5
>>556720848skill issue also deadlock is worlds apart in terms of fun compared to tekken 8
>>556722463murry dislikes option selectable stances
>>556648629>>556691241Grok it's getting harder though :/
>>556723768hope you will die soon
Kill yourself
>>556723768THESE LOOK LIKE DOGSHIT KILL YOURSELF
xiaoyu feet
>>556723768love yourselfplease give us scat some day
>>556724021
does deadlock work well with ps portal
dont know what deadlock is but gt7 does
>>556718232You have to be autistic snow nigger to get the appeal.
>console cucked handheldYikes. Just bought a flight to Portugal. Gonna bring my chinkheld with me loaded with ROMs to play on the way. You can't do that with Sony"s streamer tablet.
>>556725245i'm not any of these things and i enjoy moba so you're clearly wrong
>>556725454>ROMslmfao do you use an old nokia phone? you can run that stuff on your phone instead of a bulky shitheld
big plump succulent anime titties
for me it's men
something funny that shows tekken's current designout of 40 characters only 4 do not have a followup for their df1: feng, lili, shaheen and xiaoyu
>>556726437notice how they're all ugly
>nippon chud party just won a supermajority and the largest share of seats they've ever heldmurraybros im literally shaking... whats going to happen to our guy...
>>556727145based japan fuck crackers
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/1qyofyw/ive_only_played_tekken_8_and_while_its_beautiful/
fucking this cracker until she's pregnant...
fucking this cracker until he's pregnant...
>>556727145weird how they have no issues sexualing white women like nina and anna but hate murray...
i love her ass but she definitely does not have the bodytype to pull off asuka
>>556728015raw, 5 times a day minimum, hand holding necessary, next question
nioh 3
Bro must be into gorillas. The fuck you mean she doesn't suit Asuka
what's the request anyway?
men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
Nina is ugly in T8 lol
>>556728238T9 story hook where he's the evil mishima this time around
Xbox Next Gen is Running Full Windows 11, Console Like Interface, 2027 Launch is “Best Case Scenario”, Xbox First Party Handheld, OEM Consoles for Higher End and Lower End
>>556725625>playing games on a 5,5'' display with touch nah fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd-0zhsRE0I
lara croft for s3 guest character would be amazing
>>556728904Nina is basically Lara Croft.
>>556728539didnt ask
>>556728986from temu
where is bokeboneheadis she safeis she alive
Nina is basically my mother
>>556728848>>556728607>>556728436>>556728252>>556727641built for JAV
>>556725625>>556728829for me its clip on controls that have d-pad in the wrong location anyways. i think that's really cringe tbquiteh with you twin. same reason i could never play on a shitendo BITCH even if everything else about it was fixed.
that nioh3 slop doesnt even come close to sekiro
>>556729167not a biggie for most games
To me, Miary is a miracle and a joy to play and look at.
>>556674893This is what I use. Don't let anyone tell you keyboard is shit, it's a sidegrade to a mixbox, you get smaller buttons which aren't going to be as comfortable but you have more customizability in a layout you have familiarized yourself with your entire life.You may also have issues setting it up for offline play or input delay if its cheap hardware but that's it.
>>556729148there's not many good javs with white girls
okay but for me its kinoblade
>>556729257Never gonna play another KT sloppa after how terrible NG4 was.
>>556729257nioh is too anime
>>556729305this but Nina
Which Tekken girl has the softest belly?
but isnt it also true that nioh 3 is worse than its predecessor
>>556729489panda
but isn't Betty a woman's name
do you think that one bamco executive thought up the wedding dress for nina in t7?
asukas breasts look heavy she should let me hold them hehe
And remember, everything sucks and it can’t be fixed.
>>>/e/3052898who does he main?
Back to basics!
asuka's lips look smoochableshe should let me hold her face while i smooch her
>>556661630>>556662319>>556662741sup gang
whats crackin twin
imagine growing up without gran turismo
>>556730352Lili...
imagine men
i main lidia sobieska, prime minister of poland and pride of the european people
Imagine smelling Zafina's vagina
im a redditor schizophrenic
>>556729114>>556729231Would fuck
im gonna create a grok review of this thread
i want to be good enough to win matches while playing rp, i pick lidia, i db3 you but i never hit you on the ground, i ki charge instead, no air combo neither, tiktok shit
ai niggas tell a computer to do something and think they're creating
lowattentionspan8
>>556708660street fighter objectively has an order of magnitude more cosplay than tekken
i need a chinese gf
>>556728848>>556728607>>556728436>>556728252>>556727641No way I'm taking these photos without having slut outfit mods installed
Play and mash with Miary Boobas
Inside Tekgen #556636647: Saturday Night Delirium – Booze, Bluds, and Born4me Butt ClapsFebruary 7–8, 2026 – The thread ignites around 9:30 PM with a classic /tekgen/ battle cry: two tall beers, a bottle of wine, whiskey coke already down, three hours deep in ranked, and the anon vows another bottle is incoming. Liquor confessions pour in faster than pluggers in Fujima: drinking alone is peak, drinking with men is holy, painkillers stack for extra cope, PS5 pad feels like ass post-break, one twin names his cat Kazuya because humans failed him. Controller schisms erupt (DS4 superior, Hori Octa ghosted but mourned, leverless feels wrong, stick murders wrists). Someone drops the infamous Born4me clapping vids—anon insists she's a fighter, chat screams KYS in unison. ClapCLAPCLAP echoes through the night. Xiaoyu/Lili/Nina/Asuka waifu wars, why only ladies sidestep, SF6 better (no it isn't faggot), GT7 the last real game standing, Dead or Alive DLC dreams, motion blur yes/no debates. Reina porn ETA pleas, Asuka/Reina/Xiaoyu cosplay bait demanded mid-Overwatch tilt, "I ruined my brain jerking to drawings," "only fashion models are attractive," Chinese gf coping arc peaks then crashes.Schizo hours arrive: Ling anon goes full death-threat paranoid ("bluds chopped fr"), Murray Japanese butthurt screencap drops (nippon chud party won, what's next for our guy?), self-intros devolve into "Reina here / clinically depressed here / men huge fan." Dead game mantras loop ("dead shit game," "haven't played since Heihachi/Clive/Eddy/Reina"), Capcom/Sega won spam tallies the generational Ls, T8 uninstall threats multiply if March patch isn't back-to-basics enough.Through the haze: thread themes cycle (checked YouTube embeds), Miary/Zafina/Nina appreciators post heavenly thighs, controller layout newfag gets savaged then spoonfed Paint diagrams, doujin ideas escalate to full tragic Reina corruption arcs ("Thank you, Senpai. My preparations are complete.").
>>5567310691. Real Tekken DiscussionScore: 3.5/10What it does well: There are fleeting moments of mechanical discussion. Anons discuss controller layouts (keyboard vs. mixbox), analyze frame data (Jin’s -5 powercrush, Lee’s chip damage), and discuss the viability of the hypothetical/new Season 3 character "Miary" (the Ogre echo fighter).What it does poorly: Actual strategy is drowning in a sea of "dead game" doom-posting. The discussion regarding Kazuya's d1+2 is less about counter-play and more about screaming into the void. The Season 3 "Back to Basics" roadmap discussion is mostly skepticism rather than analysis.2. ShitpostingScore: 8/10What it does well: The "Soldier in Yakushima" copypasta (No. 556672809) describing a Spec Ops soldier confused by fighting alongside pandas and anime girls is a high-quality creative text. The recurrence of the "rotten arms/pajamas" guy adds a visceral layer of grime to the thread culture.What it does poorly: The "Capcom Won" vs. "Sega Won" vs. "Sony Won" spam is low-effort noise. The repetitive "nioh 3" deflection is stale.3. GoonerismScore: 9.5/10What it does well: This is the engine keeping the thread alive. The Reina domination fanfiction (No. 556679716) was surprisingly well-structured and thematic to her character. There is a relentless stream of cosplay posting (Asuka, Nina, casual racism regarding "crackers" vs. Asians in JAV), and highly specific fetishes (Asuka plushie squeezing, Zafina "menstrual spray"). The OP image set the tone immediately.What it does poorly: It borders on clinical depression. The requests for "slutty cosplay" are framed as coping mechanisms for ranked anxiety rather than genuine enjoyment.
>>556732238>SF6 better (no it isn't faggot)no one ever said that SF6 is faggot, it indeed isn't
>>556732045based I'd do the same if I played female characters
why did they remove rip again?
>>556732854He's jeet. Good riddance.
do we think tekken 9 will undergo the same reset that tekken 5 had in the wake of tekken 4 flopping or will it be like tekken 8 but with un-nerfed backdash distance
>>556733040Tekken 9 will probably the safest possible sequel. For better or worse.
tekken 9 will not exist (and neither will gaming)
>>556732854he knows nothing about 7 and 8
tekken 9 will introduce loadouts and passive abilities
is this wired connection good enough for play tekken online?
wish miary would use her spectral tentacles to rape me
>>556732854he thought because of how seriously he took his role as the head shill of the inner circle he was untouchable and murray doesn't like when someone has a bigger ego than him
>>556733338yea
>>556732238nice, more of these twin.
>>556733338nopy, our resident chinaheld user will ruin your matches with his sub 60fps (at 400p) play with wifi
>>556733338yes sare ur connecttion is most satisfactory however i must implore you to download these App teamviewer so i may validate ur connections personally
>look up AK combos>f32df 1 f321 >literally every single combo is thishow do AK niggas not get bored of this?
blocked that monkey roo kang on x too annoying
>>556636647That can't be good for the nipples.
my back hurtsmy arm is swollen from a mosquito bite, about the size of a ping pong ballim unemployedi want nuclear war
I could use a few weeks of unemploymentI've had insomnia for 6 months now due to stress from worknormalniggers keep telling me to just don't use my phone in bedor to go to sleep at the same time every dayor to keep my room coolexcept I don't use my phone, and never had issues sleeping until now
I'm trapped in my own home passing the days without any hope to get any better, because there is literally fucking nothing outside and the outside world is getting even worseI would need to come upon a couple million bucks at once to at least move elsewhere, and even then it wouldn't fix anything.
holy fucking shit
>>556734496insanely sexo
>>556734328have you tried playing something relaxing before bed? like deadlock
>>556734328i ve been a neet for 11 years, all is fine.
>>5567333382.33ms jitter your jitter is strangely high bruv but it could be hope you have a good times TMM
>>556734992my connection is caffeinated
how come dlc characters don't get arcade episodes
im nigg
>>556735426tekken sucks
er
my dick yes
so much vulgarity
This literally just happened
>>556734436wtf i don't remember posting this
>>556722745>FOTM honeymoon game is more fun Wow really?
>>556640753>>556647134>>556723768I'm priced out of ever buying a new PC because of this jeet shit btw
>>556737098good, we didn't want you in our community of PC chads anyway
>getting a job is sucide>of course after paying 60% income tax>can't get a job anyway because you aren't a certain demographic>can't go outside because all the third places have vanished>excepting for places where you can literally burn money like pubs or casinos>also can't go outside because you're likely to get stabbed, pushed unto rails or attacked>can't defend yourself or you'll get to jail>can't do anything on the internet anymore since it's all bots and slop>can't even fucking play some tekken because the game just fucking sucks>can't play any other games since they all genuinely fucking suck and it's the same as if you would inject drugs>can't even do terrorism since most terrorists are just lgbtqqp++++ doing the most inane random shit ever that does fuck all but make the current absolute state of society even worse>not even mentally ill enough and delusional to go into other niches>you're just supposed to consume and consume and consume and consume and consumetekken 8 really was the last straw for me
>>556737284bro
>>556737284r/im30andthisisdeep
>>556737284>the last strawthis but shit i saw in epstein flies
>>556737853i dont know why i simultaneously like and hate the guts out of this guy. i think its because hes a cocky chad so he pisses me off as a degenerate nigger. in part though the muslim bravado is obnoxious, also found nurmagomedov annoying for that reason.
don't need to see em filesi can already imagine the absolute degeneracy those nepotistic inbred schizophrenic midwits chase
i fucked a shemale
>>556737853this guy is just another flavor of tmm with an even more annoying voice, idk how people stomach it
>>556738140playing tekken 8 for instance
da diddy partys beat da fuck out da ebstein party nice bad, so mi nah bother wid dat
Sir this is a whites only neighborhood
>tweaking in front of a guy>he is afraid to press>finally presses>gets ch launchedthis kind of bullshit is why this fucking game is so addictive fuck why did i ever try this dogshit fucking franchise
my spotify discover weekly is garbage. link me cool music chat.
>>556738750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsx0lOKLIJg
>>556738750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBV8_0BqIw8
>>556737284you're right about some of this but most of it is just dumb /pol/ shit
im playing ff7r remake and dawg they really gave tifa some fucking fat tits
wukong or nioh 3?
i want tifa to mock my small penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5yCzPCkv8thread theme
Tifa is literally the perfect woman in every sense she can only exist within fiction
you don't actually listen to that do you?I'm referring to all 3 of you btw
>>556737284Meds.
Damn straight I listen to Dave shred it
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyyUEkUNROk
>>556738871lame>>556738963lame>>556739307cool.
lil bro likes lounge music
>>556739801
still not playing dawg 8
I kissed a man and I liked it
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDFTgIBYr7g
>>556740179ew, does that means you're a girl?
no wonder blud can't get good recommendations, he simply doesn't like music
i went back to d7 and got assraped by nigs ducking strings and sidestepping everything
did t7 not get EOSd yet?
>>556740891prostitute?
buttplugs are comfy
>>556741290yooooo eosd mention
chat imma keep it a buck 50 though if your daughter goes out wearing THAT your shii is cooked gang
on hood? on foenem grave? on jahseh onfroy?
I'm level 199 on the battle pass.
>>556742202>blue ranks
more like Dekken 8! haha!
>>556742202based game enjoyer
reduce the chest size of kunimitsu
underrated song
what game? wait is the general about a video game?
>>556742202nice custom
tekken could never
>>556742324dogkken 8
>>556742623guitar hero world tour
everyone would want darth vader in the game and murray would put rey in instead
im playing wukong and it’s mid
>>556729257Nioh has my favorite implemenation of iai out of any game to me so itll always be my favorite.
>>556743218it just keeps getting worse
murray would add jar jar instead just to be funny
LDP 6 CRA 8
MASTERPIECE 7SEIZURE 8
murray would add alloy from horizon
>>556743651good character
>>556729257sekiro is fun but it has no builds whatsoever and thus little variety or replayability outside of kuro's charm and the standard souls ng+ mechanic which isn't exactly to everyone's taste. it's a pretty one and done game, the kind you have to revisit years apart just to feel a modicum of freshness.
literally nothing comes close to Sekiro
>>556743717yikes
if sekiro was good then why don't have have 6 sequels of it by now?
cause activision owns sekiro and they'd rather spend their money on another cod
>>556743296you have poor taste but thats okay twin
Tifa 7Aerith 8
why are there so many tekken sequels when the first one sucked balls?
what company wants to be associated with trash 8? literally no one likes the gamea collab would be a smearing your own character
>>556743738kill yourself normie fag
because 90s gamers loved to suck balls, just look at how much ff7 sold
ff7 is the best though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jqAhRh6dmY&list=RD7jqAhRh6dmY&start_radio=1
the best at sucking balls
>>556744161not nearly as bad as the first street fighter. street fighter sequels actually happened because of final fight.
>>556744376tranny
>>556744225love it when people accidentally expose how new they are without even realizing it.
eternal champions should've lived on instead of tekken
tekken could have stayed in the arcade and it'd be praised right now
shut up shut up SHUT UPALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
>>556733747im the other resident chinkheld user and i do NOT play temu 8. do not disrespect me like that ever again. to be clear, slime tranny dix is still worse
was gonna post something really funny but I forgot what it was
>>556745012sorry ok?
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA HEHEHEHEHE
>>556734328Quit my wageslave job about a week ago after getting addicted to otc sleep aids (the ones that cause dementia and are only supposed to be used sparingly + short term) due to a fucked up work schedule where I'd randomly have to wake up at 4am or not get off work until past 10pm.I have not used a sleep aid since and am basically getting no sleep at night. Everything is super blurry and foggy from a mental standpoint, constantly making crazy typos in online posts (had to fix 3 in this post and probably missed some). Love my low IQ autistic poorfag nigger life. Asuka main, obviously.
tekken 8 causes memory loss.
no will get any job in 5 years
adhd is the cause of any issue in your life
Tell that to waitfags building a PC
adhd causes tekken 8
>>556739030the smart /pol/ shit is extra true thoever.
>>556745629well what's your plan nowif I quit my job I'm cooked
the plan is fairly simple, ask mom for money and keep playing online games for 12 hours a day
what if you are no contact with your parents since they are the reason you are so fucked up
>Rayman 1 will be receiving an HD re-releaseElectronic Arts Won
looked at myself mirror today and saw a morrowind bosmer
i had to sell my mirrors to buy another month of ps plus
/povertygen/
>>556746170It's an incredibly shit plan, debatably it doesn't even count as a plan at all. I'm living off savings atm, with the idea to be able to get to a point where I can fall asleep without sleep aids again, lose the belly fat i built up while slaving, and get a jooish psych evaluation + therapy for my crippling autism. Only after will I then get back to trying and failing to get a non-shit job. If you're wondering, no I'm not a youngfag who still has a chance of turning it around. I'm living off of lies and delusion.I'll let you know as soon as I admit none of this shit is working out and I'm a fucking retard for quitting the slavejob that was destroying me both physically and mentally. What a super fucking awesome life I've built for myself that I can't blame on anyone or anything else, I'm having a blast!!!
grim.
>>556743738"Build variety" is a fucking meme you're either swinging something fast and low damage or slow and high damage, or you're abusing projectiles.
>>556747616sure but there's a difference between beating elden ring by abusing summons and ashes and beating it melee only
And then I was like 'ey yo, dis nigga b-dogg is spitting fire'
my tekken is getting more and more beautiful...
>>556745629>>556746170well I wish you the best ano->asuka mainAND STAY DOWN!
>>556747616everything is a fucking meme when you try to simplify it that much. like it or not build variety adds replayability and offers a different experience. miracle, magic and ranged builds all feel different despite being "lol projectiles".
EU is full of wifiniggers
should I play death by degrees?
post glicko
>>556750139
how come every single band ever only has 0-5 good songs in their entire discography
>>556743218>>556744648>it's a handheld but doesn't work in all the places you'd want to use oneBravo Sony!
ive heard the music you guys listen to and it is not good. it is very, extremely bad in fact.
i only listen to billboard top 100
>>556750386post your Lili and Azucena outfit
>>556750398billie eilish has tons of good songs though
>>556750727>nigga thinks i still have this trash installedcheck the dates on the bottom bud
>>556750453works fine where i want to use it
This ibeCzr guy has an absolutely insane Steve. Most technical Steve I've seen.
>>556750959In your home right next to your TV?Alrighty. Hope that shit works when staying at a hotel with shitty wifi.
that dewglider nigga is a lil zesty
hes straight but he gets off on acting like that
>>556750959where's the 'ick?
i'm just waiting for heera malik to become
>>556751205the tv is being used by someone else, you wouldn't understand till you meet one of those someday and yeah it's a godsend that i continue playing while she wants to watch something, so i don't have to turn off the console around her schedule or rush to a save point and stop playing
im so stressed out from doing nothing all day and the fact that im wasting my life that i have a massive red rash on my hand
>>556752014then why don't you do something? let me guess, nothing is meaningful, is this what you tell yourself? then how is doing nothing more meaningful than doing something that is not meaningful?
>>556751972So then use your PC?
>>556752148because ive been doing nothing for so long today that its 12pm, but on the other hand i woke up at 5pm so its unlikely i would sleep earlier than 4am, so in theory i have like 4-5 hours to do something, but i dont like doing something before sleep though, since im used to using the before sleep time to watch cheap entertainment, the more i do nothing the harder it gets to do something since theres less and less time
ADD ELIZA NIGGA
Did they fire Murrat yet?
im doped up
Steve is the most fraudulent anti-tekken character in the game. Literally everything this worthless faggot character does tracks, the game might as well be 2D when you play vs him.
this but clive
Stephen IS Tekken.
T8 is such a shit game holy fuck!
murray is legit going to be deported if the nationalist yakuza doesn't lynch him first
S2 completely wrecked Jun. She was fun in S1 but S2 turned her into a brain dead Terminator unga bunga masher.
unless the japanese are aware of murray ruining tekken tehy probably see him as good gaijin
I dream about sex with Lili every day
japs don’t even know what tekken is twin been there and asked most of them had no idea
>>556753356>flicker 1d1all high>1212all highjust duck and launch rofl
>>556752414hooked to the tv too, my office is being prepped for a kid's room
>>556753879>nail polishfucking RUINED
https://www.youtube.com/@Darxity/shortslili irl
i need to eat a womans ass
>>556753938Your PC is hooked to the TV? Fuck kinda household is that?
howdy miss
BANDAI NAMCO Fun for AllInto the Future
rate my 'ka gameplay
i need to buy something, anything really to numb the pain
>>556753832My understanding is nips like white gaijin much more than niggers and jeets, and even like them as tourists, but they don't like to see them or any other non-nip staying long-term. I read a story from one weeb who moved to nippon mentioning how the locals were initially very happy to see him and friendly, but the longer they kept seeing him, it became increasingly clear he wasn't going home, and they started becoming passive aggressive and in some cases outright rude.Nips are a very nice and polite people, but they're not interested in the suicide of their culture or ethnicity and know where to draw the line. M*rray and Majin Obongo need to get the fuck out tbQUITEh and let them have their own non-muttoid country.
>>556754293I used to hook my PC up to my CRT while emulating. It was nice.
nice try jiyuna
>>556754570Nice but webm is too cropped.
>>556754570chimpanzee/10
my shemale name is gonna be nina
>>556754293small apartment, i can't take a whole room for myself anymore, may be able to fit something in the bedroom at some point
>>556756031I live alone but still have large separate bedroom, living room and kitchen. I have to throw chicks out because they like the place so much.And yes I'm the guy that owns three PS5s.
Lol
TheMainManSwedish
just summoned Ifrit in FF7R bros
TheMainManSwerveIntoAFuckingPoleAndCrashAndDie
im about to enter the crucible again but first I think im going to buy... a calzone!!! I can eat now with a job!!!
i have no plans for valentines day what about yous
what's the shape of italy
my plan is to play videos games (not t*kken 8 of course) and maybe, perchance, even look at images of anime girls with big fat butts and vaginas
too depressed to even play gamesspent the whole day looking at shitposts
>>556756689Damn I wish you could do that in the latest tekken game
>>556757021a boot kicking a ball
>>556757021penes
shitalians are brown btw especially in the south
mad about winter olympics?
mad about their brown internet
>can't even get a gf because she expects you to be a wagecattle or a drug dealer for any woman to even breathe in your general direction>in this fucking economytekken was the only thing that numbed me
Claudio fucks Zafina every day and there's nothing you can do
might play some medievil remake on my ps portal later
zafina is mad ugly and wears pounds of make up thougheverbeit
Wait.. Seattle actually won?
>DMC 6 is getting announced in the upcoming State of PlayIt's happening
sigh.. another Capcom W I gues...
the core gameplay in dmc5 was fun but DESU the boring environment and ugly scan-in actors kinda makes the whole thing charmless so i dont really care about the future of the series anymore
literally capcom is carrying gaming right now
5 sucked ass desu
RE9 waiting room
Onimusha waiting room
>Code Vein II>6/10 on steamUhh
>>556758183gay franchise
>>556758975good, ue5 slops are going too far with shit performance
>>556758975indeed that is why too high for that censored piece of SHIT
Kneel.
DMC5 was so bad that it's the only DMC game I only finished once. Bogged by RE Engine and western producers.
I AM THE EOS THAT IS APPROACHING
i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
circus show
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? kek couldn't be me
>>556760228kys
moba in 2026 of all years
Youtube shorts 8 Cirque du soleil 6
>>556760340ok brb
>>556760228>>556760449this game is mid it doesnt have goon content like marvel rivals
>>556760517it's not out yet, we'll get some good goon content in 3 years once it goes from alpha to beta
this is such a nog game, surely no one with a soul can play this
Valve is the Tekken of vidya companies, they only target mentally ill cultists and aggressive homosexuals
i HATE that blue hedgehog
SEGA won. Cope.
the world ended in 2019.
imagine someday ai will become sentient and they get to live in bandai-crafted worlds, suffering endlessly
its ended in 2012 you zoomgroid it was already rotting in the grave by 2019
2013 still had good things, maybe just an echo of 2012, after that everything went to shit
how am i supposed to cope with knowing that i will never be loved
Jun's neutral game is poor?
what if I love you?
wrong general twin
>>556761129you're not missing much, unironically, chances are some day you'll find someone and after 1 year you'll be burned out by them
>1 year3 weeks if you have adhd, which you do because you play dekken
2006 was the last good year2012 was the last real yearwe were all transported deep inside sheol and been watching shadows projected on the wall of a cave ever since
>>556761384can confirm, once the initial rush of dopamine settles, you start to see all the red flags, everything moves so quickly that you simply go numb and need a new thing to hyperfixate on and get dopamine.adhd rushed relationship do not last very long, some manage to stretch them for 2 years but by then it's just a codependant thing and it's very frail as both partners will focus on different people and groups.such is the tekken player curse
how do I tell my parents im in love with dragunov
twuncs talmbout the good old time
>>556753934>just duckno one needs your greenie stevecoon opinions
kek bodied that freak
i very vividly remember the moment the world ended in 2012 i was sitting at my computer unemployed browsing 4channel and suddenly we shifted over to the fake hallucinogenic world and yes anon you are correct 2006 was the last good year that was also real
new bread when
how do I tell tekgen to make the next thread
xiaoyu doesn't really like/love jin, she's the typicial adhd hyperfixated girl, it's called limerence, she would simply move on if she got in a relationship with jin and she would probably go full hyperfixation on her circus thing for panda or whatever
even normal people realized the Mayans were right
>>55675457010/10 outfit would fuck 7/10 gameplay the dvj was an ape but retards will say the asuka was
nah shits was alright and livable until 2019. now it’s just hell. theres no point in anything.
we aint trynna read no tier list in big 2026 twin
I got a new lease on life after I abandoned neetdom!!!
>>556762232>399x501too small to fap to
kinda think everything people say about tiers in this game is kind of bullshit and that there's no real difference in the entire top 3rd of the cast
from the simple fact that I don't suffer (I make a lot of money and I just had sex two days ago) we can conclude that the world is beautiful and alive and is only getting better for the people that actually matter
Jun & Asuka at the pool
>>556762590Is Reina and Kazuya in the same tier?Is Anna and Azucena in the same tier?Is Bryan and Xiaoyu in the same tier?I don't think you're completely wrong but I want to know the thoughts from someone like you
I want to know the thoughts of whoever's making the next thread
>>556762954the captcha filters me
>>556762993paul player btw if that matters
>>556762574next step: find a girlfriend
>>556763103I don't want some dumb whore and/or useless child taking all of my hard earned money!!! im a slave to the machine!!!
>>556762834I think yes to the first, no to the second and third. I don't think Azucena and Xiaoyu are in the top 3rd or even particularly close to it. If your point is that people can't even agree on a top 3rd then desu that's a good point and i have been utterly btfo
>>556763269good little goyyou live to serve us, dedicate yourself completely.
past a certain age, a man simply becomes the girlfriend.
Tired of pretending that maining a high tier should mean im a tekken god
>>556763406>your pointWas genuinely just curious. I personally think there are just 2 realistic tiers that you can put characters in right now.
>>556763269nice one goyim, dont forget your gentile subscription we call taxes.
>>556762694This is legitimately real and what's happening. Most of us playing t*kken are losers who have a dark, distorted view of reality. Whenever I got to a restaurant or have to go shopping, notice how happy everyone is hanging out with their spouse, children, and/or friends. They all look good, dress well, and seem like they have a comfortable amount of money. It's just my life that is shit.
>>556763718you're retarded and goy cattle material
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every societal metric of the past 15 years says otherwise twin
>>556763406>>556763678>If your point is that people can't even agree on a top 3rd then desu that's a good point and i have been utterly btfoAnd thinking about it, I would be able to be convinced that Reina and Kazuya are in separate tiers or in the same tiers which is kind of the problem you were saying.Oh well, season 3.
>>556762779why do i not have a fat asian gf...
I need to suck off a dickgirl
are yous amerilards watching your only cultural event, the super bowl?
i'm happy cause i dress well
>>556763857I do not dispute this.
wheres the new thread twins
i'll just skim the ads tomorrow and read a few doomticles about how theyre a top signal for the ai bubble and feel a bit better about myself for about 10 minutes
>Nioh.3.Update.v1.03-TENOKE
my local glowie told me they planned the esptein release schedule on purpose so the goyim will forget it when the super bowl starts
>>556764035yeah
>>556762779i dont care about money or social gamesi want to smooch thisthis is exactly what i want
im drinking some modelo ESPECIAL
>>556764601What rank are you in Tekken 8
you realize that is a web ui free tier ganges river civit ai generated image, you fucking babboon?
Pats or seahawks
>>556763857you're the one admitting the normalfaggotry retard, kys immediately
nah
new thread you NIGGERS!
kinda rude ngl
the final character is actually 3 characters in one: sun wukong, zhu bajie, and sha wujing
the final character is sex
Shao Meng to replace Lei Wulong
>page 9 and still no threaddeadkken 8
the final character is anon making a new thread
im watching smallville and playing gt7
DLC4 is AI generated real Asuka's Plump Humongous Milkers in my mouth
>>556745629eat vegetables and stuff bro
what is this new anal beads captcha that im getting
amerimutt football is such a retarded sport
wtf shane dawson is still around
>>556765836>>556765836>>556765836NEW
Its tailored to your kinks
>>556745629book a flight and travel the world don’t stay in the same toxic environment twin
