Hulk Surge Edition>Previous>>556592302>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y>LATEST PATCHESDec 02 1.005.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621274Jan 22 1.005.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/509603414731129453Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
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ARE YOU BITING YOUR NAILS YET?
you WILL attack Merkat Helldiver. You wouldnt want to make Joel sad, would you? He worked really hard on his script.
>>556638293>chud bay invasion comes from Merakwhat are the odds that Joel puts in a dispatch trying to get people to gambit it?
>>556638293>gambit opportunity on merakMan the motherfuckers really really wants us to dive there, it's not even funny at this point.
goodbye hulk surge... back to unmodified CHUD bay...
what are they even mad about? to spaz like this?
>>556638178Remember, chuds. Blatantly abusing the lack of information and stupid playerbase is YOUR fault. Never Joels. Hes perfect and never does anything wrong.
Have you learned your lesson yet chud? You'll bomb the next planet you take right? You're evil you understand?
BLOCK MERAK DSS TO MERAK BLOCK MERAK DSS TO MERAK
So with the automatons now calling for peace while they stab you in the back, could we say that the Cyborgs are no other than Space Jews
>>556638441Is this a regular retard or a retard working for AH?
>resets your progress
why Merak? we are not taking a 3% decay planet in a day.
God I fucking wish we'd straight up lose this stupid MO put of spite just like with the anti-tank mines, this is beyond ridiculous.
>>556638623Its a dev. (And probably joel, given how much of a smug faggot he is)
flag missions on Hulkmania are fucking insane
don't sleep on it
>>556638654Eagle storm is (conveniently) ready in 16 hours
I like nailbiters. Do ppl genuinely enjoy janny MOs where we just clean up a bunch of planets with little resistance?
>>556638798>Railgun with extra stepsWho cares
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>556638293>YOU VVILL MAKE 0 PROGRESS FOR 4 DAYS STRAIGHT>YOU VVILL DIVE ON THE SAME 3 PLANETS ALL WEEKENDman anytime i'm interested in an MO it always blows up in my face, this is so boring it makes me miss the half baked SE invasion
>>556638874yes, they want to be able to effortlessly win all the time, forever
>get huge surge in playerbase on the idea of invading cyberstan>stall basically all momentum which will lead to at least one filler MO before we even get there What is this strategy called?
>>556638874>>556638963I want MO's not be Joel blatantly railroading them and player choice not being an excuse to fuck us one way or the other.>>556638979The Swedish Special
>>556638935as opposed to liberating 1 planet every 12 hours and then having fucking nothing to do for the next 4 days of the MO?
>>556638293Yeah I'm shaking, totally they are nor planning to drag one more week before the cyborgs arrive
>>556638919Railgun without being in a support slot.Honestly the Killzone and Halo weapons are fine if you're not focused on leveling equipment, they're just not excellent due to the lack of being able to extend magazines and such. And the StA-52 is pretty much almost an extended Liberator anyway.
>>556639118Why not design an MO based on what the community is actually able to do instead of artificially bottlenecking them each damn time?
>>556638293genuinely stopped caring about the MO when I saw this
>>556639401Ive been playing cyberpunk. Gave me a better cyborg experience than the entirety of this MO.
>>556638874The problem is that Joel doesn't have a fucking clue how to do it without pulling bullshit out of his ass.
>>556638764HOLD THE LINE.
>>556639118>and then having fucking nothing to do for the next 4 days of the MO?It's a difference of having nothing to do "making zero progress on the same three worlds" and having nothing to do "making progress on other fronts".
The fact that you hate the game master proves that he's a good game master'nuff said
>>556639663Stupid fucking moron.
>>556639501>dive on Cyberstan>see cyborg>fire at it with my primary>he activates sandevistan and blinks to my location
>>556638874The issue is this isn't a nailbiter, that would imply the outcome wasn't predetermined.
>>556639749insult me all you like but you cannot ever call me a liar
>>556638764You better believe it, brother
>>556639663>being a good DM is when you are actively fighting the players every single time you give them a choice or open-ended objective Shut the fuck up.>>556639908You're just talking out of your ass, liar.
>you must dive on the incel junglefuck off
>>556639869
>>556638758You'd think AHs PR manager would know by now that he has to put a gag order on every last dev
>>556640082>PR managerif they had proper PR none of this would be happening
>lure mine doesnt work to pull agrowasted 65 medals on this shit
Looks like the four D1's on Lesath this morning turned the tide.
>>556640081would be true if there hadn't been 2 years of evidence
>>556640048But anon.... the creek ptsd biome. Don't you want to relive the creek, just dive in there ;)
>AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE muh Chort Bay muh Aurora Bay AIIIIEEEEEE save me DSS!!!Lmao MOngoloids and botsissies. Comfy diving bugs.
>bugchasing
>>556638874People just want to feel like they're actually making progress and not being railroaded when presented with what is supposed to be a choice
If you had bombed the empty planets the invasions would have never happened, you did this to yourself chud
I hate Sweden and wish nothing but harm upon them
>>556638075YOU'RE THE BAD GUYS DON'T YOU GET IT
>>556640350retarded or bait?
>>556640013
Okay anons, but which company would YOU trust to run this game properly?
556640410
>>556640935not a swedish one, thats for sure
>>556640935>real joelpostDude come on it's not that hard to just hire some QA testers stop trying to unload YOUR job of being a seveloper onto the playerbase
Helldivers CRPG
>>556640935Fatshark of course
>>556640935Overkill
>Being a good DM is when you constantly piss off your playersI'm sorry, I thought the objective of a DM was to make the game fun? Reminds me of those stories about DM's throwing fits because the players didnt want to follow their railroad or when the DM throws a fit when they get pushback after trying to make someone elses character behave in a way they never would have to fit their railroad.
>>556640935Ubisoft
>>556640386no evidence yet, just "I failed so it was impossible".
>>556640935Anons will lash out at you but will not actually post a viable alternative. I can't either. All studios are dogshit lately.
>retards are saying to send DSS to merak to orbital blockade itHoly fuck these people are actually brain dead and can’t read
Did they fix Rocket Pods yet? Can they kill a hulk?
>>556641326>piss off your playersIf any minuscule setback makes you angry then you should unironically just stick to single player games, sweety.
>>556640935Valve
lobby doko
>>556640935Saber, unironically. Their SM2 updates are mostly stable and well-made.
>>556640935Valve.
>>556641536>predditors, chinks, spics and wagies can't readwho could have guessed>>556641604good bait
>>556641604>Defense that took over 24 hours to fight off because you didnt want to play along with "le humans are evil" narrative is minusculeYoure also trying to downplay the issue. So youre probably a tranny as well.
>>556641550Always could.
>>556641536People should be ignoring Merak completely out of spite towards this railroading
>>556641891that's a lie and you know it
>>556641907the weirdest part is there is literally no reason for joel to even want us to go there in the first placethis temper tantrum is over nothing
>>556641202>implying Darktide isn't horribly managed>>556641282>implying Payday 3 isn't a complete failure and Payday 2 isn't a DLC-bloated mess>>556641329gr8 b8 m8>>556641608>>556641721Valve can't even get Deadlock out the door, they're not a developer company anymore>>556641707I can believe this
>>556642021Darktide's problem is they update two times a fucking year.
>>556641550Only if the angle hits their heat sink or it's a Jetpack Hulk where explosions from the front can propagate to the backpack. If Rocket Pods could kill heavies in one shot then there would be no reason for Railcannon to exist.
>>556642021>Valve can't even get Deadlock out the door,Was it real in your head?
>>556640935/hdg/
>>556642312>still in closed accessLike I said, out the door
>>556642021>implying Payday 3 isn't a complete failure and Payday 2 isn't a DLC-bloated messAt least they wont act smug just retarded
>>556642350>Arguing non-arguments>It already has more daily players than HD2Again, how lucid was it in your head?
>>556640935old bungie
D10 Bots, Lesathsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243256417194/76561198287751264
>give us the OPTION of aurora bay or merak>players want to curbstomp the jeet brigade and go for aurora>joel slowly lowers meraks decay>cyberstan liberation bonus for liberating merak>even attacks chort from merak while cleaning up lesath This swigger is STILL seething we ruined his Creek invasion almost an entire year later and trying to recreate it now. If you wanted us just to go for merak it should’ve been the only option to push for cyberstan
>>556641886What "issue" am I downplaying? Player decisions having an impact on the galactic war?
>>5566426052/4
>>556642606they should have make the MO specifically tell us which planets to invade if they want to railroad it so fucking much, of course the playerbase is going to be smarter than the swiggers (even a somali bulbhead is smarter than Narrowhead) so we have to suffer from our success
how do I stop eating shit and dying when fighting incineration corps, I basically never did bots since fighting squids to the point of burnout last time (and barely fixing my freezing issues)
We won't give the bots an inch.
>>556642879i will give the catomatons waifus all 4 inches
>>556642845you create as much distance as possible between you and fire devs because if you don't hit their small heads over their invincible shields within 3 seconds of them spotting you, you're getting blown away for 75% of your health with 100% chance of fire status
>>556638075>Hulk Surge EditionDude, that shit is crazy. I did a Level 3 mission to kill the 100 Troopers, then took my team of randoms that were all Level <15 and they were getting shredded by the 100 Hulks on the map.It's like they want us to fail the MO.
>>5566426053/4
>>556642615>Still downplaying itJoel will never be a good GM just like how youll never be a woman
We could gambit Merak theoretically. Everyone moves there ASAP and we extend the timer with Eagle storm on Chort Bay.
>show the key art but dont show the name (never done that before)>supposedly bot only major update >yet very obvious Illuminate beam behind divers>key art always shows which factions are getting updatesThis is a Cyborg AND Cultist update. Trust. The. Plan.
>>556642605fvll
AH sucks my ass
>>556643095This is the best possible solution but the blob won’t think this logically
>>556640935Capcom
>>556643072>no argumentGuess you realized how retarded you sound. I accept your concession.
>>556643095>hey guys, let's go to Merak!shan't be diving
>take 100s of planets since the game came out>including a bug hive world, a planet literally thoroughly infested to the point of inhospitality>never once needed to subsequently bombard any planet to purge it>lesath is a planet that has changed hands numerous times, and never needed it>until right now>and there's major consequences for not>in the form of invasions from different planetsRailroading is fine, but this writing is insulting.
>>5566426053/4 again people be crashing n shit
>>556643238after seeing how they handled DD2 and MH milds I'd rather never see another crapcum game in my life
>>556643250Why would I try to reason with a man who thinks chopping his dick off makes him a woman?
>>556642605Some nigga take my seat? be sure to call him a nigger.
QRD on the situation and why everyone is seething at Coal?
>>556643369Was funnier too having that option right after the bot hack ARG. Like yeah just bomb these planets you already took, no way the bots are behind these orders no sir.
>>556643535>hmmm maybe if I double down on my adhom people won't notice how retarded I amPathetic.
Alright Joel, you win. I'll dive on fucking Merak.
>>556643657he REALLY REALLY REALLY wants us to go to the Creek biome planet and when we didn't and decided to attack his precious jet brigade he flipped the table and pulled out every possible mechanic and invented a few new ones to slow us down.
Automatons wives...
>>556643882so true sis. you tell that bigot what for
>>556643738exactly, like, obviously it looked like a trap to do it.I think they actually are just this stupid.
I'm not diving on Merak. I'm actually eager to see AH piss off everyone again so snoy has to step up and rape those fucking swede niggers.I'll be playing bugs and squids.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>556635992ggz frenshttps://files.catbox.moe/cr546m.mp4
Id rather lose this MO than take Merak
d10 bots steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243257906959/76561198066017633
>>556640935Insomniac
You WILL Dive Merak
hulk seed will be liquid dogshit as long as hulks continue having their torso glitch out and hide their head
>>556639753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eER7VeEKxcw
Holy shit does destroying Roach wings STILL not do anything?
I actually really enjoy the creek biome but this railroading is making me not even want to dive on it fuck these swedes
>>556644273footage from fartworld the green stink lines planet
>>5566443043/4
You will dive MerakYou will relive ze CreekIt WILL be EPIC
>>556644481Haven't fought them in a while but is their fire hitbox still bugged?
>>556644304full
>>556644481it does you just shoot bad
>>556644481Destroying a wing is suppossed to kill the roach, but who knows if swiggers didn't bug it up of silenty changed it>>556644746Yes, it was never fixed
>>556640935firaxis
>>556644891>>556644819I dunno it had more holes than wings left
>"Dont you get it now, chuds? If you dont act like evil fascists we want you to be we will punish you!"What did they mean by this?
>>556645515It means they need to play their fucking game.
>>556644130have you considered that might have been the actual plan and we didn't fall for it?
>>556645515It means Super Earth isn't a fascist dictatorship after all
TOTAL FRONTLINE COLLAPSE! THIS IS BAD!
>>556645515>the devs are fascists that want use to act exactly as they wish with zero free will or we will be punished by new bullshit never before seen "mechanics" pulled from Joel blown-out arseholetrue pottery
>argue with faggots>point out they are retarded for supporting what they support>point gets purposefully misunderstood>every attempt to correct subsequently gets purposefuly misunderstood>reach an epiphany>i'm arguing with faggots>stop arguing with faggots>faggots pretend they're not faggots>faggots will think they won because they're not being argued with>faggots will think they won because they're being argued with>they will never cease being faggotspic unrelated
I wasn't even there for Creek one.
>>556638565The Cyborg cries out in pain as it strikes you.
>gunships still have 0% accuracy>barrage tanks still can't fire their only weapon>all bot infantry is shoots like they're suppressed by default>one guy in a cuckchair can clear an entire bot map from a hill with no resistanceSo uh is Arrowhead going to fix the bots for the bot focused update?
>>556646198>i'm luckygood for you anon
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243259554155/76561198071306508lobby koko
>>556638293>>556638383>>556638395The worst thing is they'll punish us by having the jet brigade reinforce Cyberstan then act like it's OUR fault cause we didn't liberate it when Joel made it impossible to liberate no matter how hard we tried
It makes no sense that not razing every last bot asset on a captured planet immediately triggers an attack from ANOTHER planet on the captured planet. Swedes are fucking retarded.
>>556646193The automaton cries out in pain as it puts your family in a blender
>Lesalth defended>Automatons Hulk population collapse>All hulks seed replaced by dogs and war striders.
>>556645964>shounenigger>xitter filenameyeesh
>>5566463472/4
>>556646613i get images from all overcan't stay in one place, right?
>>556646347fvll
It's simple >Distract with Lesath to get Aurora to 0%>Attack from Merak to Chort to lower the resistance on it afterwards saying something like "they spent all their forces, go get it now cause there is no time for Aurora"You like having a choice in this narrative yet?
the attack on chort bay and lesath are so joel coded
Man, seeing every content creator go on about how the new passive sucks for escapes and traversal when you can just Stim makes me realize they all missed the point: the stamina regain is theoretically supposed to be for CHARGING at enemies, like with the Breaching Hammer or Trident, so you can continue to close the distance without tiring yourself out short of making mincemeat.That doesn't make it a good concept considering how much fucking damage you take, and you may as well be using Experimental Infusion and Adreno-Defibrillator or Med-Kit for the health regen and stamina boost anyway, but I "see" the concept. There's a reason why the armors are called "Headfirst" and "Ram".
they should just hand control of the narrative to chatgpt
>>556646998Should've razed them when he told you toNow you will be railroaded painfully, instead of being just railroaded
>>556646330??
d10 bots, democracy decides planetgott strafe joel editionsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243258913140
>>5566474502/4
I've been using the new backpack grenade launcher against bots. Apparently the Swedes thought this airsoft grenade launcher was so fearsome and terrifyingly overpowered when testing it that they needed to pre-emptively nerf it into the dirt before release.Not only does it do less than half the damage of the hand-held grenade launcher, but it also has half the explosion radius. A double-whammy of suck. It feels wrong blowing up a devastator half-a-dozen times and it's not dead. And it's even worse when compared to a GL + supply pack that can refill you or your team's ammo, grenades, and stims 4 times or more.When the stealth warbond released, Alexus admitted he mostly worked on the Siege Breakers warbond, and you can tell. The so-called "Leveller" can't even fucking level bot towers. It's so ridiculous it's almost funny. Whatever ridiculous bullshit you can imagine them doing, they will happily prove you right, and then go even further beyond. We all remember their "Spread Democracy with overpowered weapons" quote, no matter how immensely Grunthead regrets it.Don't get me wrong, I enjoy playing the game, and perhaps the backpack gl feels better against bugs or squids. I just hate Sweden so much it's unreal.
>>5566474503/4
>>556648124It's sharpnel is set to 0 right now which was by accident.
>>556647450join or ur a clanker lover
>>556648437sammy break (tuna and ranch)
