Hulk Surge Edition>Previous>>556592302>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y>LATEST PATCHESDec 02 1.005.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621274Jan 22 1.005.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/509603414731129453Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
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ARE YOU BITING YOUR NAILS YET?
you WILL attack Merkat Helldiver. You wouldnt want to make Joel sad, would you? He worked really hard on his script.
>>556638293>chud bay invasion comes from Merakwhat are the odds that Joel puts in a dispatch trying to get people to gambit it?
>>556638293>gambit opportunity on merakMan the motherfuckers really really wants us to dive there, it's not even funny at this point.
goodbye hulk surge... back to unmodified CHUD bay...
what are they even mad about? to spaz like this?
>>556638178Remember, chuds. Blatantly abusing the lack of information and stupid playerbase is YOUR fault. Never Joels. Hes perfect and never does anything wrong.
Have you learned your lesson yet chud? You'll bomb the next planet you take right? You're evil you understand?
BLOCK MERAK DSS TO MERAK BLOCK MERAK DSS TO MERAK
So with the automatons now calling for peace while they stab you in the back, could we say that the Cyborgs are no other than Space Jews
>>556638441Is this a regular retard or a retard working for AH?
>resets your progress
why Merak? we are not taking a 3% decay planet in a day.
God I fucking wish we'd straight up lose this stupid MO put of spite just like with the anti-tank mines, this is beyond ridiculous.
>>556638623Its a dev. (And probably joel, given how much of a smug faggot he is)
flag missions on Hulkmania are fucking insane
don't sleep on it
>>556638654Eagle storm is (conveniently) ready in 16 hours
I like nailbiters. Do ppl genuinely enjoy janny MOs where we just clean up a bunch of planets with little resistance?
>>556638798>Railgun with extra stepsWho cares
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>556638293>YOU VVILL MAKE 0 PROGRESS FOR 4 DAYS STRAIGHT>YOU VVILL DIVE ON THE SAME 3 PLANETS ALL WEEKENDman anytime i'm interested in an MO it always blows up in my face, this is so boring it makes me miss the half baked SE invasion
>>556638874yes, they want to be able to effortlessly win all the time, forever
>get huge surge in playerbase on the idea of invading cyberstan>stall basically all momentum which will lead to at least one filler MO before we even get there What is this strategy called?
>>556638874>>556638963I want MO's not be Joel blatantly railroading them and player choice not being an excuse to fuck us one way or the other.>>556638979The Swedish Special
>>556638935as opposed to liberating 1 planet every 12 hours and then having fucking nothing to do for the next 4 days of the MO?
>>556638293Yeah I'm shaking, totally they are nor planning to drag one more week before the cyborgs arrive
>>556638919Railgun without being in a support slot.Honestly the Killzone and Halo weapons are fine if you're not focused on leveling equipment, they're just not excellent due to the lack of being able to extend magazines and such. And the StA-52 is pretty much almost an extended Liberator anyway.
>>556639118Why not design an MO based on what the community is actually able to do instead of artificially bottlenecking them each damn time?
>>556638293genuinely stopped caring about the MO when I saw this
>>556639401Ive been playing cyberpunk. Gave me a better cyborg experience than the entirety of this MO.
>>556638874The problem is that Joel doesn't have a fucking clue how to do it without pulling bullshit out of his ass.
>>556638764HOLD THE LINE.
>>556639118>and then having fucking nothing to do for the next 4 days of the MO?It's a difference of having nothing to do "making zero progress on the same three worlds" and having nothing to do "making progress on other fronts".
The fact that you hate the game master proves that he's a good game master'nuff said
>>556639663Stupid fucking moron.
>>556639501>dive on Cyberstan>see cyborg>fire at it with my primary>he activates sandevistan and blinks to my location
>>556638874The issue is this isn't a nailbiter, that would imply the outcome wasn't predetermined.
>>556639749insult me all you like but you cannot ever call me a liar
>>556638764You better believe it, brother
>>556639663>being a good DM is when you are actively fighting the players every single time you give them a choice or open-ended objective Shut the fuck up.>>556639908You're just talking out of your ass, liar.
>you must dive on the incel junglefuck off
>>556639869
>>556638758You'd think AHs PR manager would know by now that he has to put a gag order on every last dev
>>556640082>PR managerif they had proper PR none of this would be happening
>lure mine doesnt work to pull agrowasted 65 medals on this shit
Looks like the four D1's on Lesath this morning turned the tide.
>>556640081would be true if there hadn't been 2 years of evidence
>>556640048But anon.... the creek ptsd biome. Don't you want to relive the creek, just dive in there ;)
>AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE muh Chort Bay muh Aurora Bay AIIIIEEEEEE save me DSS!!!Lmao MOngoloids and botsissies. Comfy diving bugs.
>bugchasing
>>556638874People just want to feel like they're actually making progress and not being railroaded when presented with what is supposed to be a choice
If you had bombed the empty planets the invasions would have never happened, you did this to yourself chud
I hate Sweden and wish nothing but harm upon them
>>556638075YOU'RE THE BAD GUYS DON'T YOU GET IT
>>556640350retarded or bait?
>>556640013
Okay anons, but which company would YOU trust to run this game properly?
556640410
>>556640935not a swedish one, thats for sure
>>556640935>real joelpostDude come on it's not that hard to just hire some QA testers stop trying to unload YOUR job of being a seveloper onto the playerbase
Helldivers CRPG
>>556640935Fatshark of course
>>556640935Overkill
>Being a good DM is when you constantly piss off your playersI'm sorry, I thought the objective of a DM was to make the game fun? Reminds me of those stories about DM's throwing fits because the players didnt want to follow their railroad or when the DM throws a fit when they get pushback after trying to make someone elses character behave in a way they never would have to fit their railroad.
>>556640935Ubisoft
>>556640386no evidence yet, just "I failed so it was impossible".
>>556640935Anons will lash out at you but will not actually post a viable alternative. I can't either. All studios are dogshit lately.
>retards are saying to send DSS to merak to orbital blockade itHoly fuck these people are actually brain dead and can’t read
Did they fix Rocket Pods yet? Can they kill a hulk?
>>556641326>piss off your playersIf any minuscule setback makes you angry then you should unironically just stick to single player games, sweety.
>>556640935Valve
lobby doko
>>556640935Saber, unironically. Their SM2 updates are mostly stable and well-made.
>>556640935Valve.
>>556641536>predditors, chinks, spics and wagies can't readwho could have guessed>>556641604good bait
>>556641604>Defense that took over 24 hours to fight off because you didnt want to play along with "le humans are evil" narrative is minusculeYoure also trying to downplay the issue. So youre probably a tranny as well.
>>556641550Always could.
>>556641536People should be ignoring Merak completely out of spite towards this railroading
>>556641891that's a lie and you know it
>>556641907the weirdest part is there is literally no reason for joel to even want us to go there in the first placethis temper tantrum is over nothing
>>556641202>implying Darktide isn't horribly managed>>556641282>implying Payday 3 isn't a complete failure and Payday 2 isn't a DLC-bloated mess>>556641329gr8 b8 m8>>556641608>>556641721Valve can't even get Deadlock out the door, they're not a developer company anymore>>556641707I can believe this
>>556642021Darktide's problem is they update two times a fucking year.
>>556641550Only if the angle hits their heat sink or it's a Jetpack Hulk where explosions from the front can propagate to the backpack. If Rocket Pods could kill heavies in one shot then there would be no reason for Railcannon to exist.
>>556642021>Valve can't even get Deadlock out the door,Was it real in your head?
>>556640935/hdg/
>>556642312>still in closed accessLike I said, out the door
>>556642021>implying Payday 3 isn't a complete failure and Payday 2 isn't a DLC-bloated messAt least they wont act smug just retarded
>>556642350>Arguing non-arguments>It already has more daily players than HD2Again, how lucid was it in your head?
>>556640935old bungie
D10 Bots, Lesathsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243256417194/76561198287751264
>give us the OPTION of aurora bay or merak>players want to curbstomp the jeet brigade and go for aurora>joel slowly lowers meraks decay>cyberstan liberation bonus for liberating merak>even attacks chort from merak while cleaning up lesath This swigger is STILL seething we ruined his Creek invasion almost an entire year later and trying to recreate it now. If you wanted us just to go for merak it should’ve been the only option to push for cyberstan
>>556641886What "issue" am I downplaying? Player decisions having an impact on the galactic war?
>>5566426052/4
>>556642606they should have make the MO specifically tell us which planets to invade if they want to railroad it so fucking much, of course the playerbase is going to be smarter than the swiggers (even a somali bulbhead is smarter than Narrowhead) so we have to suffer from our success
how do I stop eating shit and dying when fighting incineration corps, I basically never did bots since fighting squids to the point of burnout last time (and barely fixing my freezing issues)
We won't give the bots an inch.
>>556642879i will give the catomatons waifus all 4 inches
>>556642845you create as much distance as possible between you and fire devs because if you don't hit their small heads over their invincible shields within 3 seconds of them spotting you, you're getting blown away for 75% of your health with 100% chance of fire status
>>556638075>Hulk Surge EditionDude, that shit is crazy. I did a Level 3 mission to kill the 100 Troopers, then took my team of randoms that were all Level <15 and they were getting shredded by the 100 Hulks on the map.It's like they want us to fail the MO.
>>5566426053/4
>>556642615>Still downplaying itJoel will never be a good GM just like how youll never be a woman
We could gambit Merak theoretically. Everyone moves there ASAP and we extend the timer with Eagle storm on Chort Bay.
>show the key art but dont show the name (never done that before)>supposedly bot only major update >yet very obvious Illuminate beam behind divers>key art always shows which factions are getting updatesThis is a Cyborg AND Cultist update. Trust. The. Plan.
>>556642605fvll
AH sucks my ass
>>556643095This is the best possible solution but the blob won’t think this logically
>>556640935Capcom
>>556643072>no argumentGuess you realized how retarded you sound. I accept your concession.
>>556643095>hey guys, let's go to Merak!shan't be diving
>take 100s of planets since the game came out>including a bug hive world, a planet literally thoroughly infested to the point of inhospitality>never once needed to subsequently bombard any planet to purge it>lesath is a planet that has changed hands numerous times, and never needed it>until right now>and there's major consequences for not>in the form of invasions from different planetsRailroading is fine, but this writing is insulting.
>>5566426053/4 again people be crashing n shit
>>556643238after seeing how they handled DD2 and MH milds I'd rather never see another crapcum game in my life
>>556643250Why would I try to reason with a man who thinks chopping his dick off makes him a woman?
>>556642605Some nigga take my seat? be sure to call him a nigger.
QRD on the situation and why everyone is seething at Coal?
>>556643369Was funnier too having that option right after the bot hack ARG. Like yeah just bomb these planets you already took, no way the bots are behind these orders no sir.
>>556643535>hmmm maybe if I double down on my adhom people won't notice how retarded I amPathetic.
Alright Joel, you win. I'll dive on fucking Merak.
>>556643657he REALLY REALLY REALLY wants us to go to the Creek biome planet and when we didn't and decided to attack his precious jet brigade he flipped the table and pulled out every possible mechanic and invented a few new ones to slow us down.
Automatons wives...
>>556643882so true sis. you tell that bigot what for
>>556643738exactly, like, obviously it looked like a trap to do it.I think they actually are just this stupid.
I'm not diving on Merak. I'm actually eager to see AH piss off everyone again so snoy has to step up and rape those fucking swede niggers.I'll be playing bugs and squids.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>556635992ggz frenshttps://files.catbox.moe/cr546m.mp4
Id rather lose this MO than take Merak
d10 bots steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243257906959/76561198066017633
>>556640935Insomniac
You WILL Dive Merak
hulk seed will be liquid dogshit as long as hulks continue having their torso glitch out and hide their head
>>556639753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eER7VeEKxcw
Holy shit does destroying Roach wings STILL not do anything?
I actually really enjoy the creek biome but this railroading is making me not even want to dive on it fuck these swedes
>>556644273footage from fartworld the green stink lines planet
>>5566443043/4
You will dive MerakYou will relive ze CreekIt WILL be EPIC
>>556644481Haven't fought them in a while but is their fire hitbox still bugged?
>>556644304full
>>556644481it does you just shoot bad
>>556644481Destroying a wing is suppossed to kill the roach, but who knows if swiggers didn't bug it up of silenty changed it>>556644746Yes, it was never fixed
>>556640935firaxis
>>556644891>>556644819I dunno it had more holes than wings left
>"Dont you get it now, chuds? If you dont act like evil fascists we want you to be we will punish you!"What did they mean by this?
>>556645515It means they need to play their fucking game.
>>556644130have you considered that might have been the actual plan and we didn't fall for it?
>>556645515It means Super Earth isn't a fascist dictatorship after all
TOTAL FRONTLINE COLLAPSE! THIS IS BAD!
>>556645515>the devs are fascists that want use to act exactly as they wish with zero free will or we will be punished by new bullshit never before seen "mechanics" pulled from Joel blown-out arseholetrue pottery
>argue with faggots>point out they are retarded for supporting what they support>point gets purposefully misunderstood>every attempt to correct subsequently gets purposefuly misunderstood>reach an epiphany>i'm arguing with faggots>stop arguing with faggots>faggots pretend they're not faggots>faggots will think they won because they're not being argued with>faggots will think they won because they're being argued with>they will never cease being faggotspic unrelated
I wasn't even there for Creek one.
>>556638565The Cyborg cries out in pain as it strikes you.
>gunships still have 0% accuracy>barrage tanks still can't fire their only weapon>all bot infantry is shoots like they're suppressed by default>one guy in a cuckchair can clear an entire bot map from a hill with no resistanceSo uh is Arrowhead going to fix the bots for the bot focused update?
>>556646198>i'm luckygood for you anon
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243259554155/76561198071306508lobby koko
>>556638293>>556638383>>556638395The worst thing is they'll punish us by having the jet brigade reinforce Cyberstan then act like it's OUR fault cause we didn't liberate it when Joel made it impossible to liberate no matter how hard we tried
It makes no sense that not razing every last bot asset on a captured planet immediately triggers an attack from ANOTHER planet on the captured planet. Swedes are fucking retarded.
>>556646193The automaton cries out in pain as it puts your family in a blender
>Lesalth defended>Automatons Hulk population collapse>All hulks seed replaced by dogs and war striders.
>>556645964>shounenigger>xitter filenameyeesh
>>5566463472/4
>>556646613i get images from all overcan't stay in one place, right?
>>556646347fvll
It's simple >Distract with Lesath to get Aurora to 0%>Attack from Merak to Chort to lower the resistance on it afterwards saying something like "they spent all their forces, go get it now cause there is no time for Aurora"You like having a choice in this narrative yet?
the attack on chort bay and lesath are so joel coded
Man, seeing every content creator go on about how the new passive sucks for escapes and traversal when you can just Stim makes me realize they all missed the point: the stamina regain is theoretically supposed to be for CHARGING at enemies, like with the Breaching Hammer or Trident, so you can continue to close the distance without tiring yourself out short of making mincemeat.That doesn't make it a good concept considering how much fucking damage you take, and you may as well be using Experimental Infusion and Adreno-Defibrillator or Med-Kit for the health regen and stamina boost anyway, but I "see" the concept. There's a reason why the armors are called "Headfirst" and "Ram".
they should just hand control of the narrative to chatgpt
>>556646998Should've razed them when he told you toNow you will be railroaded painfully, instead of being just railroaded
>>556646330??
d10 bots, democracy decides planetgott strafe joel editionsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243258913140
>>5566474502/4
I've been using the new backpack grenade launcher against bots. Apparently the Swedes thought this airsoft grenade launcher was so fearsome and terrifyingly overpowered when testing it that they needed to pre-emptively nerf it into the dirt before release.Not only does it do less than half the damage of the hand-held grenade launcher, but it also has half the explosion radius. A double-whammy of suck. It feels wrong blowing up a devastator half-a-dozen times and it's not dead. And it's even worse when compared to a GL + supply pack that can refill you or your team's ammo, grenades, and stims 4 times or more.When the stealth warbond released, Alexus admitted he mostly worked on the Siege Breakers warbond, and you can tell. The so-called "Leveller" can't even fucking level bot towers. It's so ridiculous it's almost funny. Whatever ridiculous bullshit you can imagine them doing, they will happily prove you right, and then go even further beyond. We all remember their "Spread Democracy with overpowered weapons" quote, no matter how immensely Grunthead regrets it.Don't get me wrong, I enjoy playing the game, and perhaps the backpack gl feels better against bugs or squids. I just hate Sweden so much it's unreal.
>>5566474503/4
>>556648124It's sharpnel is set to 0 right now which was by accident.
>>556647450join or ur a clanker lover
>>556648437sammy break (tuna and ranch)
>>556647450full>>556648535too late bwo
>chink throws a hulkmania flag mission by calling flag before anyone else gets on the pointsave me escalator gods
>Leaked just weeks after release>Nowhere to be found
>>556648370>by accidentYou just know.
Oh shit, everyone it's 'Super Earth High Command '! Say something nice!
>>556648884It's gonna drop right after they add the rest of the squids. Trust.
>>556648954No wonder we're losing
>>556648893true. true....
>>556648884they're working very hard to make sure its shit on release
>>556648370it was never intended to have shrapnel
>>556648893>"Dont gaslight yourself">Proceeds to gaslight you
ITS OVER.Let's stop playing.
>>556638798What is this supposed to do vs hulks?
>>556648884Never ever
We are but pawns on His chessboard.
So uh... which planet am I supposed to dive on?
>>556645515They literally don't play their own game and are scratching their think monkey craniums trying to figure out why everyone is pissed off. Waiting for them to be forcibly dropped into hulkamania like how the DBD dev was forced to experience flashlight meta.
>>556649449anywhere besides merkat
>>556649449the one with all the hulks
>>556649449doesn't matter. what the community does is irrelevant. all happens according to Joels railroading.Just dive where your want
>>556638441Tell me, oh great GM. If the bots are strong enough to magically repell over 50% of the playerbase on Aurora Bay how the fuck are we meant to even consider taking cyberstan?
Is there a way to make SEAF infantry follow you besides saying follow me? I want to go around collecting a SEAF squad but other helldivers think I am spamming it at them
>>556649292kill them in 2 bursts from any range
>guys, are WE the bad guys?Has this narrative ever once worked?
>>556648370the devman on plebbit said it never intended to have shrapnel at all
>>556645943saving a children's hospital over taking a shit green should have clued in the swiggers that the community doesn't want a faggy ass "erf is ebil" game where the objective is to flail around like a muppet from explosive force for 40-minute chunks
>Merak has fallen to 3% resistance>Merak also has no citiesHoly Joel faggotry. He does not want us to destroy his precious jeets.
Can we see any of these "Jet Brigade factories"
So we're supposed to liberate Mekbuda/Merga (7% resistance btw) and Cyberstan in just a week?
Do any of you use GNU/Linux when you play?
>>556649686You can say a different voiceline first and immediately say Follow Me afterwards. Your character will only say the first voiceline, but the blueberries will still follow you upon your silent follow me command.
>>556649878more like seeing if the playerbase will pick the easy choice for little reward or the hard choice with greater reward
>>556650000Yes
>smack war strider with hammer, it lives>smack it again, still livesOh ok never using this again,
>>556649996It'll be a repeat of Oshaune where they'll lower the resistances over a month or so. We will be dropping into meat grinder MOs for sample farming like back then.
Maybe we should just go for Merak
>>556646902>implying people won't just immediately re-dive auroraThis is a war of attrition between joel and the playerbase now. If joel wins, we all lose.
>extermination mission on hulkamaniaHoly shit that was pure ass.We did it, but it was pure ass. There's just absolutely no way to kill that many hulks that fast. No weapon or strat in the game is capable of it, even with four players.Even the normal 40min missions kinda sucked. Two of us bringing HMG's made it somewhat bearable.
>>556650276LOWER. THE. DIFFICULTY.
>>556650000Yeah I play on bazzite, why?
>>556650160>hammer does 1260 damage to 1500 HP leg>anon somehow completely fails to hit the same leg twiceproblem exists between monitor and keyboard
>>556650348But we won. Even the erad where we just died over and over again but lived long enough to toss a strat and some thermites to get enough % before reinforces ran out.All three missions were successful and so was the operation.It just wasn't fun.
>>556649753Maybe at the intro in Final Fantasy 4, but never again after that.
>>556650276you will kill the hulks and you will like it
>>556638293This is the worst way to play GM>give players two paths for planets to go for to proceed onto the same location>players choose one path>throw an absolute shitfit and reset everyones progress back to the start after a few days.
>joel wants le merak>because mav creek biome>also it will be the hellmire/outpost alpha of this story arc>so it will get attacked and have to be defended like 6 times>just to recreate le epic creek attrition warTell me I'm wrong. Aurora Bay is better for this because itd be reminiscent of the creek, not just a hamfisted copy/paste
>>556650420Is the performance reasonable? I am considering using Arch but have heard it has performance issues. On the other hand that could be just swede coding and performance can suck no matter what but I'd hopefully like to fully switch.
I was absent for Oshaune. Do you think there will be another big MO on a hive world any time soon?
>>556650612a single grenade emplacement would have handled this entire pack
>>556650276>babydiver can't into speargun+supply pack that's 60 dead hulks if you can aim.
>AH finally get the player base interested in the new event>Up to 160k-200k players>Choose to waste their time as much as possibleGenuinely what is wrong with them?
only reason I'm not failing these new bot planets is because there's 20 reinforcements
>>556650782because they want those 160-200k players to actually experience the event instead of having every planet liberated before someone can finish an 8 hour work shift?
>>556650703Yeah it's great, actually more stable than on Windows. Only drawback is that HDR doesn't work right on my Nvidia card, so I have it turned off. But I think that only makes a big difference on OLED monitors
>>556650781Why take the speargun when the AMR one shots them already and has much better ROF and ammo capacity?
>>556650743Eventually, maybe. Feel free to dive on Omicron if you want. This MO isn't anything special aside from the Hulk Surge which sadly goes away in a few hours.
>>556650638>no one knows where to go now>back to headless chicken simulator because joel literally cannot allow the playerbase to take action organically This is actually asscrack. I genuinely hate this meta-progression that's exclusively the brainchild of A FUCKING IDIOT
>>556650430Progress essentially resetting if you hit a different part is fucking retarded but noted. Still,>2 hits to kill a common enemy Dropped regardless
>>556650782oh, you LIKE playing as the hecking imperialino facistarino hecking evil chonkin humans?We'll make this as miserable as possible
>>556650782Knowing them all the Cyberstan content isn't actually finished, so we're not allowed to go too fast
>>556650756>grenade encampment with 180° arc if you are lucky>like 150 max range even with 45° shotsits garbage unless you catch that one lucky cliff overseeing all the incoming hulks from above And the ball doesnt bounce off it. and a lucky sneeze towards the wall is all it takes to destroy the whole thing.
>>556651079because if you do miss you CC the hulk for like ten seconds
>>556647450
>>556651292that screenshot was of a bricks mission.there's a single chokepoint all enemies have to go through in those missions.
>>556650973No one cares about the opinions of literal sheeple. Mekbuda and the planet behind Merak have like 7% resistance anyway, it should have been fine but no joel is forcing TWO defenses at the same time
>>556651187And it will still come out buggy as shit. They better include cyborg dogs in this shit
>>556649753No, because developers always pussy out and never commit to it and instead make the enemies were fighting cartoonishly evil.
Keep diving on Aurora Bay to prove a point
when are we getting the Shredderwhen are we getting primary slot Stalwartwhen are we getting APCwhen are we getting Auto-Injectorwhen are we getting repair beamswhen are we getting upgrades (straight upgrades not faggy trade-offs)when is this game getting GOOD
>>556652024hd1 is right there
>>556638293Literally no reason to bother with the MO nowSee you guys in a week
for bots what should i take when i want to expendable maxObviously EAT and CommandoIs the NEAT good for bots? Should I buy the siege warbond just for the leveller and expendable maxxing? Or does the solo silo fill the same niche of short cooldown big boom
>>556652024When Sony gets sick of Swedecuck bullshit and steals their game to give to someone else But at that point it will just turn into pay2win slop
>>556652191EAT, Commando, solo silo, leveller
>>556648954So, the lunch lady is the one calling the shots...That explains a lot.
>>556652024>when are we getting [content easily ported from HD1 and probably looks better than what they currently have for HD2 assets]WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS LITERAL HELLSCAPE LAYER OF REALITY
>it's impossible to send the DSS to Chort BayWhy?
>>556652024>when are we getting primary slot StalwartBro, your LibCarb?
>>556652414Swedish code is too retarded to add another option to the voting cycle mid vote
>25k on aurora bay
>>556649753I don't know, maybe you could manage to get that out of stellaris.
>>556652469>here's a gun made to LOOK like what you already hadPRIMARY SLOT STALWART WHEN
>>556652380you don't know what port means you fucking buffoon
>>556652706fuck joelfuck the railroadingI will dive aurora bay out of sheer spite
>>556652792I don't care about your semantics, joel. Stop ruining everything with your unwarranted smug ineptitude.
>med/light armor>stamina booster>jump pack>breaching hammer>go around busting fabs on Aurora Bay open like a maniacTHIS SHIT IS FUN.
>nearly 20k on bugs
I WILL being diving on Aurora Bay only
>>556652973have you ever seen the two games side by side dumbass, this isn't an asset rip situation VERY related but as a former darktide player it always bothered me that they clearly ripped everything from vermintide right down to enemy animations and they couldn't just rig more melee options for half the character simply using what they had from VT. Polearms would have been fucking sick[/spoilers]
>>556653114Wait the hammer destroys fabs?
>>556653228asset ripping the HD1 weapons would've made the game look better so you're right
>>556653347the explosive charge on it does, yes
>>556653114i prefer>supply pack>heavy armour just pre stimming and running straight at war striders and hulks with the hammer has my blood flowing in this game for the first time in a long time.
>>556653158Ignoring the MO is for smart people.
>>556653114why not use the warp pack?
>>556653476short range + not as cinematicBut I do take it whenever I wanna go Hulk dueling
You WILL be railroaded and you WILL be happy.
>>556653465no its for niggers. they are essentially welfare queens living off of MO reinforcements
>>556653680*leaves a negative review on steam*
>new defense on Shart Bay>invasion level 17>4.2% invasion per hour >it'll already fall by 4pm tomorrow YOU KNOW IT'D BE NICE IF WE BOTH HAD RESOURCES RUNNING OUT BECAUSE THIS LOOKS LIKE BULLSHIT
What should I play instead of doing this railroaded MO
>>556653713>do MO>be miserable>don't do MO>get bitched at by miserable peopleUnless the MO is on a fun planet or gives a good modifier, I don't care
>>556653713nah, fuck Merak and fuck you
>blatant AT check>on the AT faction>every fucking game has maybe one other guy running reliable ATcan we go back to 20k divers?
>don't want to play helldivers anymore>instead of just playing something else you come here to passively aggressively bitchWhy are you all acting like women
>>556653861well it's a good thing lesath has the hulk surge modifier and chort bay is open
>>556652105Don't let the door hit you on your way out, tranny.
>>556653797It's actually a very easy defense since the DSS Eagle Storm is coming online in a few hours.
>>556653845install sim settlements 2 for fo4
>>556653861you vill liberate Merak and you vill be happy!
>>556653845Deus Ex
>>556653912You mean the hulkstorm?AT is actually complete shit against them since there's way too many for any AT weapon to handle. Bring HMG, AMR, railgun, or the speargun and snipe the eyes. I guess AC also works.
>okay guys you ahve tow options>option 1: it's easy, low resistance no modifiers, but you don't get any reward>option 2: it's hard, high resistance, extra modifiers, but if you win you'll get a big reward that'll make future progress easierRRRRREEE WHY IS HE FUCKING RAILROADING US TO THE EASY OPTION?!
>>556652748>PRIMARY SLOT STALWART WHENsince Viper Commandos
>>556654325im not even on the fucking hulkstom rock theres just no fucking at and endless deathsplease have the returnfrens go away i beg
>>556654170I hope so. They really need to update their in game info >>556654412What's funny is you know that board meeting lasted maybe an hour as they went >"Okay yeah harder planet for better reward, easier planet for easy reward and then we'll see what happens"and then schizos go >HE'S RAILROADING NOTHING MATTESR S
Hulk surge is fucking ridiculous at times
>>556654412Aurora Bay was the easier option until Joel decided after we were already 20% of the way through Aurora Bay to lower the resistanceo n Merak
>>556654501Oh so you are a bugfag?You deserve it.
>>556653912bots are the skill check faction howeverif you can aim for weakpoints you can kill everything with just an AC/AMR/HMG/LCor well you could until some retarded swigger designed the war strider to spawn in hulk numbers while having tank durability along with ragdoll spam instagib lasers
>>556654681>Oh so you are a bugfag?there are 3 bot planets in play you dumb fucking bitch
>we were on track to begin the Aurora Bay campaign with 84% of reserves>"Not so fast!" says Joel, throwing a bunch of pulled-out-of-his-asshole roadblocks in the way>waste two and a half days and another 20% of reserves retaking planets we already took, and Aurora Bay gets reset in the meantime>all the while the bots don't even get weakened in any way from us slaughtering their counterattacks>we will end up with less than two days to take Aurora Bay, which is still at 5% effective decay, against the Jet Brigade and Incel Corps>this MO is going to fail, and we're still going to have to grind through Aurora Bay and Mekbuda afterward, probably another 35% of reserves right there>that leaves us with 30% of reserve forces to take Cyberstan, which will probably suffer from Joel's patented "You have to grind against an impossible 10% decay for at least 24 hours before I make it possible to make progress!" bullshitYou can't hate him enough. You seriously can't.
>>556654170Nah, he's going to do his "Vote to keep the DSS on Lesath for 24 hours to raze the planet yet again because I'm definitely not going to throw a second attack at it in 24 hours!" bullshit and immobilize the DSS for that vote.
>>556646347going againGet in 2/4
>>556646347GGs
I hope you're all ready to fight CYBORGS
>>556650973So do it in the middle of the fucking week instead of the weekend? Great logic.
>>556655203How would razing the planet stop an invasion anyway?It's coming from Menkent, so bots could invade anyway. And with their endless numbers there's no reason they shouldn't do it to disrupt our supply lines.
crashed AGAIN. taking a break fuck this
>>556655253https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRM9-Rm34Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSulokKd_9whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI
>>556655446because the order didn't come from super earth>>556643738
>>556640935>anon's face when
>>556654937>you can't hate him because he's a niggerI know you're taking the piss, but you unironically sound swedish.
>>556654501
>>556655446See, you spotted the whole problem right there. Razing the planet should absolutely not do anything since we already fully control it, that's what "Liberated" means. But because Joel's too fucking stupid to actually articulate a legitimate reason in the dispatch, that's what he went with. He could have gone with something like "To prevent Automaton forces from cutting off our supply lines, you can vote to leave the DSS behind for 24 hours to reinforce defenses" or something similar, but he went with this stupid bullshit.
>>556653845Project Wingman and then go into Ace Combat 7
>>556655203Don't worry fat, the votes for this next jump are safe and secure™.
>>556655797>reading comprehension
Remember back when this game was the new big thing and black people wouldn't stop asking for a pvp mode
>>556656172reverse arc raiders behaviour
>>556655253joel literally won't let us go anywhere
>off work in an hour>only option will be to play frame drop bayAssid planets would be fine if my fucking performance didn't get destroyed every time it starts raining.
>>556656161were you being serious, or do you not know what taking the piss means? I know British slang is weird, but so isn't yours.
>>556656172That is damn near every pve multiplayer game, and it never fucking works out and gets abandoned and it's shit and I hate it.
holy esl
>>556656172Now that you mention it, is there a single black youtuber or whatever for this game?Darkest skin I can think of is whatever thicc fila is? Some kinda luhtincks
>>556655797that's not what he said at all
>>556656348He will, a few hours before his scheduled narrative update. He might as well put out an itinerary for this stuff. At least Arc Raiders let's you plan ahead for their stupid time-gated bullshit. That's all this is, a time gate.
>>556644304GGs.
>>556656161>>556656797you guys are right; I am retard. I read "though" instead of "enough." Line me up against the wall.
>>556656870>. That's all this is, a time gate.>anon doesn't know what a "content release schedule" is
>>556657276you have to go back
Bots or bugs. BRING TANKS! TANK LOBBY!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243267607737/76561198120804312
If Joel has any good sense in him, the defeat of the bots on Lesath and soon Chort Bay should cause a collapse in bot strength after losing so many troops. Of course, Joel is a capricious, spiteful swigger, so that won't happen.
>>556654412We actually do get a reward on option 1, it's the easier one and with a bonus to liberation. Option 2 was largely chosen for a bigger picture choice.
>>556652229>implying it isnt already
>>556649449Lesath then Merek
>>556657791Attack on Lesath soon, fellow Helldiver!
>>556650743We’ll probably get a bug equal attention MO in between Cyberstan and the Illuminate Cult update
I tried the tank and it was meh.It's strong in theory, but in practice it falls short due to uneven terrain and the lack of ADS making it hard to snipe. The terrain in this game is so uneven that the relatively low maximum gun depression is a major issue.That, and how it needs two players in it to use to much any effect. I don't think it brings quite enough firepower to be worth two users. Not with a 12 minute cooldown anyways.But it was fun to drive around with it. It's very strong in its niche, when you find a good spot at medium range and can just blast away. I'd almost say the HMG is more useful than the main gun.
>>5566474502/4, hulk bricks last mission
>Ram armor>Dead Sprint>Warp PackThe fastest fat man you've ever fucking seen.
>>5566575812/4
>jump pack>hammer
How's the Leveller? Cooldown? Damage?It's the only thing that caught my interest in the new warbond, but I don't want to spend 1000SC on a bad strat like I did with the napalm EAT.
>>556658528>NEAT>bad stratif you think that then you'll also think the leveller is bad
>>556658528to summarize: it's a shittier Solo Silo>can't even take out mega fabs
>>556658528ranges from oneshotting dogs at 75m to not even being able to hit a fabricator from 25m; your mileage WILL vary
>>556658207It rapes anything in front of it, problem is when a patrol flanks. Requires at least 3 people coordinating for maximum effect
>>556657791Oh he'll do it. Only on Merak tho
>>556658794>weapon flies with the exact same arc with the exact same velocity with effectively zero spread every time its firedany issue with hitting things is entirely on you, not the weapon
>>556658668>Instant on demand Factory Strider killer that doesn't cuck you out if your main support weapon>BadGay and cringe.
>>556657581FVLL
>>556658972stop sucking yourself off, arrowdevfix the fucking host bugs already
>>556658665What is it good for, then?I tried it and it was too random and didn't last long enough to be worth it over napalm airstrike or orbital napalm.
>>556658528Two minute cooldown for a single LEAT. Arguably it's worse than the NEAT in terms of uses per unit time, but at least it produces results.And honestly, Dust Devils is still a decent warbond overall. It just doesn't have the massive wow factor like Servants of Freedom or Urban Legends.>>556658665The problem with the NEAT is that the cooldown is stupidly long, twice that of the EAT. It completely defeats the point of it being an "expendable" if you have to agonize on whether to call it down due to the long cooldown.
>>556659157Not him but NEAT has a different fire damage, I think it was about double the damage for the ground fire and perhaps the dot too, you can check it on the wiki, it's the same fire as the napalm strats so it does melt.But of course the napalm strats are less clunky, a case can be made to use in cities since reds are annoying to aim there.
Hulk Surge makes you realize how blatantly useless most primary are
>>556659615secondaries too, but at least it leaves time to shine for... mines.
>>556659461it's longer because the NEAT can kill entire patrols and lock down an avenue of advance if aimed correctly
>>556659615Retard
I remember being able to one tap hulks in the eye with the AMR. Was that reverted recently?
>>556658997You just described the solo silo, retard.
>>556659924get closer
>>556659615Complaining about hulk surge in the dumbest possible way lel. Try shooting the backs of the hulks. I haven't heard this sort of complaint since the creek days.
Every support weapon and stratagem with demolition is warped around the stratagem jammer. Arrowhead just needs to increase the demo resistance on the jammer and bring the demo on everything up to what the jammer used to be.
>>556659871No shit though, bringing AT Mines to the Hulk Surge is hilarious.>see a Bot Drop>throw down AT Mines underneath it and walk away>7 kills offscreen
>>556659958Solo Silo doesn't get the instant call-in time of other support weapons despite being a support weapon by technicality. It's also got a 5ish second window between the trigger pull and the missile striking the target regardless of distance.
>MO setting up a title update>obviously a 'must win'>they sweede too hard and chop itNow what?Are they gonna delay the update?
>>556660221at this point i want to lose just to see them spin
>oh hey i could fuck around with those SETO mods for a little milsim flavo->almost everything conflicts with each other