Drinks Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>556611696
>drink edition
>haha venator diddles kids>what about trannies and fags who actually molest->NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!!!!
>>556643640-1 stamina :)
WerewifeEver considered that?
Crossover Yuri!FUCK I wish I could draw
>>556643692Based and epsteinpilled
Sex with Venator
>Doorman is bannedWho the fuck vans Doorman? I just wanna play as my fun merchant.
do you think it's actually worth it to suicide dunk the urn even if it means the other team denies all the souls that come out?
when are we getting our own domina/emma frost character
How do you lane vs drifter?He literally murdered me as graves, multiple times
https://youtu.be/QtQyTOsKqbI?si=YEPpatoYt15GOrs1
>>556643994We have Abrams
>>556643919>carted>ECHO SHARD>carted>CURSED>WELCOME TO THE BARONESS>carted
Im not one to usually complain about how shit mm is cus I just know its a mess of a system, but im asc3, solo q, playing shiv with double up arrow hero mmr. I end up in a oracle 4 lobby. I lose w 80k dmg lmao. What the fuck was that?
>>556643692yeah venator truly loves children
>>556644081he's short-mid range only, keep your distance and hug cover. immobilize him if he overcommits
>>556644305what point did you think you were proving by posting this
Venetor is a support
Alright, I voted
>>556642343I should probably insert it before superior cooldown/duration, what do I drop though?kevlar is a replacement for superior duration at 70k souls.also now I'm thinking maybe I should get healbane into my build and replace it at 70k with spirit burn.
>>556644401He supports my dick
>>556644447are you frequently making it to 70k soulswhat fresh hell rank are you that you have ever made it to 70k souls on mo
>>556643692>"Haha priests diddle kids">"Yes gays do diddle kids.">"WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT"
>>556644081>how do you lane against the 1v1 hero in a 2v2
Is it too late to suggest that Celeste gets a bigger chest? This is really pathetic.Doesn't it embarrass women to walk around with such a boring figure?
Why are Seven players so quick to anger?
>>556644447you definitely should consider healbane and unstoppable in some games btw
>>556643496>Haze can use item actives during her channeled ult>Mina can use item actives during her channeled ult >Bebop can use item actives during his channeled ult>Rem can use item actives during his channeled ult>Mo & Krill can use item actives during their channeled ult>Seven cannot use item actives during his channeled ult>McGinnis cannot use item actives during her channeled ult>Dynamo cannot use item actives during his channeled ultIs this an oversight or is it because of a balance decision?
Post crosshairs
>>556644447>not 1 resist item
>>556644591kris deltarune finds jesus but uh why isn't this billy
>>556644557>>556642180
Post a song and a hero.https://youtu.be/qR2QIJdtgiU
>>556643759where is the bit they fucked
>>556644775
>Silver is bad because you have to not play like a retard for a few seconds in order to turn into an unkillable rape machine
>>556643759 fags are so delusional they shipping characters from completely different games
>>556644754>seven dynamobalance>mcginnisOversight from when using her ult basically turned her into a standstill artillery piece.
>>556644824>cold front>scourge>warp stone>mystic vuln
>>556644754the latter obviously>>556644876jesus christ I thought oracle was above average is it really that grim down there
magicginnis or gunginnis?
>>556644679flat is justice. We need more flat chest babes in the world I will send death threats to artist who give her big boobs
>>556644775I turned off hero specific crosshairs and it tripled my accuracy
>>556645160oracle now is like arcanist 6 months ago
>>556644679Gymnast/Circus performer physique
coming to the conclusion that deadlock isn't a very fun game to play
>>556645230i look like that
check out reddit deadlock for a giggle>see silver lesbian posting>they're all just trannies>mfwthe lengths some men will go to just for a hail mary for some pussy
>>556644679She’s a an acrobat not a fat aristocratic cow like Geist
>>556644901https://youtu.be/bdfUWT5wzC0
>they patched lightning scroll to actually work with silver's ultnot sure why they did that.
>>556644901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9LL3UtCkaU
Can people post their Graves builds? I can finally get consistent matches with her but I'm struggling to decide how heavy I want to go on gun. It's just her gun feels like ass unless it's lategame.
>>556645347The dignity is in the pursuit
>>556645365I just sent you £60
>>556645469no they didn't
>>556645537I forgot a picture but imagine Bebop there
>>556645107Did you only just start using the internet yesterday?
>>556645160people don't know how to end games, they just drag on.
They need to nerf how much resist Rem's helpers give the troopers it's so broken.
>>556645686try it in practice mode, her swipes in dog from trigger lightning scroll now.i saw someone buy it and i thought they were retarded but i saw it work.
>>556645551I go a pretty even hybrid
>>556645595there's nothing dignified in gaming, you may as well be in an opium den, but at least smoking opium makes you feel nice instead of upset at the matchmaking
>>556643759yurisex with silver
>>556645808Not a single bit of duration.
Crazy how disabling fog saves so much FPS and they make it impossible to disable through the menu
>>556644705The more you play the more you begin to become like your main. Seven players are arrogant, Victor players are angsty, Yamato players are unintelligible and cryptic, Abrams players are well-meaning but grumpy, and so on
>>556645980uh that's cheating sweety sorry
>>556645826why are you bringing up your drug addiction
vote apollo
I voted.
Wishing I had a burger rnWhat's /dlg/ up to?
>>556646019It’s true, something about playing Billy makes me angry
>>556645980my brother in new york, the game barely uses the resources of pre 2015 laptops. The fuck do you need to optimize more?
>3 man brool queue of seven miku bebopgod at least it was over quickknew it was a brawl because the bebop was working with them to punch them into us
>>556646172I cooked some partridge and pheasant and then burned my pinkie a bit so I drank some beer to soothe the pain and now I can't played Deadlock :(
>It's an enemy Rem Street Brawl match
>>556644426It's like you did not vote at all
>>556644705pent up horny aggression
>>556646090she's looking at me like she's a crash 3/WoC level warp cutscene... i refuse...
>>556646172its about 2am so I'm trying to find a good vid to eep to
>losing a 6v5>teanmate starts calling shots>type "nobody cares">he loses his shit for the rest of the gameThis is a moba alright
>>556646305>>556646045Don't care, anti-soul fog removed regardless
>>556646172woke up two hours ago, drank some nyquil because i'm sick, got tired, took a nap, now i'm still tired and have to leave in 30 minutes to be socialfuck my fat chungus life, i just want to poost and play deadlock.
been playing this for the past day. so far literally every game has been a complete shitblasting blowout in one direction or another that makes the average dota/lol/ late game snowball look fair and balanced.
could I get secondhand drunk off Silver's piss?
>>556644901https://youtu.be/dMNBjH--74w
>>556646548how do you turn that shit off?i don't need the performance but i would like the increased visual clarity.
How to fix flopping tranny deadcock:>6v6 is now 9v9>All damage/heal values reduced by 33%Fixed your flopping game deadtards
>>556645980how do you do it?
>>556645917based!
I don't know who to vote for now
>>556645417>>556645326>uhmm she's not SUPPOSED to be chestyAll women should have big chests.She'd look better twirling and jumping around if she had massive bouncing tits.
2 days until Troonicorn sweepI'm doing what I can to get Apollo in but it won't be enough
>>556646907porn addicted tranimetroon
what's the deal with all the futabait they're adding?
>>556646907Titcows lost bigly
>>556646668>going out while sicknigga really?
>Venator>Silver>Celeste>ApolloWas it really necessary to add so many gay heroes this update
I'm addicted to Inhibitor + SilencerSuch a funny cuck combo>Sorry spiritnuke chuddy your damage output is -60%, eat my ass
>>556646492nobody cares has always been top tier bait in a team game
>>556646883there is no need, celeste already won.
>>556647125Gay game by a gay company thoughbeit
>>556646907>Discussing the physique of an acrobat character in a mobility shooter>Instantly pulls out a page from some megabreast fetish doujinKill yourself coomer
tourment pulse with healbane is pretty funny with some unkillalble bruiser
4 games today with venator in it and all 4 of those games the venator was on the losing team.this character just sucks.
>>556647256Healbane should have an upgraded 3.2k or 6.4k version
>>556646670It's gotten to the point that I don't have any fun even when I'm the one doing the stomping, it's just fucking boring and demoralizing because I know soon enough it will be me on the receiving end
>>556647268and graves still broken
Matchmaking is absolutely fucked, I'm getting brand new players (I asked them) multiple times in a row and I just rape and go 25/2 or something
>>556647012whats it matterdon't they release back to back practically
>>556647451Heyyy its me the new player :3c is this community accepting of trans girls?
>>556646883Dump then into Apollo him and Celeste are actually neck and neck. The seethe from Celeste fans would be delicious if Apollo pulls off a upset.
>>556647249retard
She needs larger breasts
>>556647112i'm just getting out of being sick for 2 weeks, i had to cancel last 2 weeks because of it. i took the medicine for a minor cough but honestly looking back at it probably shouldn't have since now i'm just tired.
>>556645917hmofa with silver
>>556647534those are literally peak
>>556645949Yea I dont need it, the heal booster was a misclick tho I meant lifesteal
I liked to afk in Rem's room between games because it's comfy then my stupid nigger friend told me his aunt and uncle lived in a place like that and that Rem's room 100% would smell like mildew and have rat droppings and it ruined it for me
>>556646907I really love huge titties, but on her archetype I won't complain about her not having themTitcow eastern style sage/onmyoji next please volvo
Finally getting a handle on movement. Doing some schmovement through multiple levels of buildings while doing 180 snaps to fire while sliding backwards down stairs or doorways is fucking addicting. It feels so cool. Some real John Wu shit.
in YOUR opinion, what's the worst item in the game? interpret this however
hello i like holliday and am once again asking for holliday art/memes pls. thank you in a van
>>556647518glad you're self aware
>>556647823Cultist.
>>556647823return fire
>>556647828You know she used to fuck horses when she was out west, right?
>>556647828sorry im straight
You know very well that the sóyjaks working at Valve's office are deathly afraid of breasts. If they put those in, people might think they like tits, it'd be very embarassing for them.
>>556647906bet she'll get along with celeste...
>watch some dudes clickbaity "you're bad at graves" vid>he's right that people need to stop placing Gravs ult under a friendly tower in an empty lane>but also he says Graves is not a zoner>she's a rush down>but also say she has no movement or range and is frail so she can't be aggressive and in your face????
>>556647828
>>556646019I was like this before I started playing Haze.
>>556648070>>he's right that people need to stop placing Gravs ult under a friendly tower in an empty lanewhere are you supposed to put it
>>556647975Geist.
>>556647593>being sick for two weeksWouldn't be a problem if you just got your regular vaccine shots tbhwyf
>>556648181Near fights, or place it after pushing the wave up a bit. You only place it under tower if you're stuck under it yourself. The shitty graves players that drop into a lane, place it under tower, and fuck off are using it wrong. Needs to be closer to the objective or it's just free souls.
>quite literally everyone on the roster, even Seven of all people: hey I think the lich is using you>"NUH UH NO SHE ISN'T, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HER"what the fuck is her problem?
>>556646728>>556646736https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1qutlpc/any_tips_to_improve_performance/o3daatr/
>>556648456Teenager being told she's special, and all the adults are telling her she's wrong and to give up the thing making her special. Plus she's grumpy. There is no world in which she takes "you're wrong" well.
>>556645208I don't know anymore. I've played her so much, her guns been nerfed to hell, her Turrets suck ass. The only thing they can't truly take away is her giant heal. I suppose her ult can also be good. Wish I knew how to make a good hybrid build with her.
>>556648456why would they know her dead mentor better than her?
>>556648817bad reputation plus usual lich shenanigans
>>556647828holliday is a femchud and isnt cute
>>556648915wrong
new batch of heroes whenno one cares about these last 2
graves is hot tho
>>5566490192034
I'm bad at the game and wasn't really having fun. But today I've tried Venator and I finally enjoy the game. I still suck as bad as before, but I'm having fun
>>556649019I want remodels and reworks over new heroes at this point
RELEASEHWRRIGHTNOWYOSHIT
https://www.twitch.tv/moonmoonGET IN HERE
>>556649354bald and divorced
>>556649295Make a kit for a fairy.
>>556645949Valid, the build is p cheap tho you could always add it after or even before and just delay the shred
>>556644901>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN-Tw5Qa7qI
is 'Eosin' the d2g tranny from the UK that played competitive dota for like a month still alive
>>556647451>Matchmaking is absolutely fuckedIm just getting fucked up because the game has somehow bumped me from high alchemist to archon this patch. Any time I mention the rank 'adjustment' here everyone just acts like Im crazy. I DONT BELONG IN THIS RANK
>>556648496thanks, game looks good now.
This was fun
>>556649897i can't imagine a game where anyone gets to 70k souls to be fun
>>556646305>the game barely uses the resources of pre 2015 laptopsRecent patches butt fucked the performance, my hardware is at like 20% usage and I'm dropping to 20 fps constantlyEvery game you have people pausing and reconnecting and having issuesDo you retards even play the game?
Imagine being a boy in Graves' class and hating her so much for being a smelly weirdo you steal her Lich hand and use it to jerk off in the school toilets before giving it back lolDo you think she'd cry? Not like she can go to the teacher about it
>>556644901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uraj8XtFQE
>>556650072yea, on hardware that isn't 30 years old
>our silver kept leaving mid team fights to go back to spawn to buy itemsThe fuck?
>>556646019I also notice peoples names tend to reflect the character personalities/playstyles too
>>556650140her owner (me) kept telling her to go grab groceries my bad bro
>>556649569I liked that when he was accused of cheating on his wife and there were a bunch of annoying people taking up the Twitch drama crusade banners, he just came out and said that he was divorced when he slept with the other Twitch person and the reason no one knew was because he didn't talk about the divorce because it sucked.Earned a lot of respect from me.
>>556650128>my hardware is at like 20% usageSo you don't play AND can't read, interesting
I am a Graves who placed in Deadlock...
What if they made a Dota hero dimension travel to Deadlock, but have them inhabit a new body so it makes aesthetic sense..?
>>556650485crossovers are goyslop
tfw too aggressive to play gravesforced to silver
>>556645551Oracle rank, some anons helped me with my split-push build. Someone will say it's shit and that's okay, I like it.I've heard split shot is amazing on Graves if you are going a more gun-hybrid build.
>>556650230shame his chat are faggots to the extreme
when you guys hit the soul orbs in the hideout, what ms do you typically get?I get about 200, am I a cooked boomer?
>>556650331I don't get it, am I meant to feel bad for you, be impressed?
>>556650109I think the Lich would just take control and rip your dick off
>>556650485what if they made wraith teleport into a white woman's body
>>556649569my fuarking hero
>>556650603Split shot is just good in general for clearing waves and camps.
>autoaim>skulls that auto lock and damage enemies for you>minions that auto lock and damage enemies for you>ability that places a big fuck off line that stuns enemies for youGraves is literally autopilot mode
>>556647906>>556648008>Celeste finally gets in>Knows she's the new girl in the Hideout, nervous because she used to get picked on for her horn>To make her feel welcome Holliday lifts up her shirt to show Celeste that she also has a horseshoe tattoo on her midriff>Invites her to visit her ranch some day so they can take the stallions out "for a ride"Heartwarming!
>Dark Willow (diner waitress fae)>Dazzle+Witch Doctor (voodoo nigga)>Invoker (wallstreet CEO)>Marci (NYC street urchin)>Pugna (forma de loli)>Ringmaster as is>Slork>Broodmother (arachne chinese triad member)>Winter Wyvern (can shift between female and dragon form)>Largo as isThese are the best dotard heroes for deadlock
>>556648817her mentor is a lich she found in a graveyard and it keeps telling her she's super special and bound for greatness and to go and kill that person over there
>Feeding the victor as lash because i'm shit>teammates call me out>"sorry guys im dogshit">Silver goes "it's okay darlin' just play back a bit more">start doing betterThat silver ended up carrying and i got some nasty ults/picks that game and I got a few commendations but i'm not proud of the boner it gave me.
>>556651138You say that but you actually have to think about placement and positioning so she only plays herself if you're shitter ranks. The lack of instant damage, no escapes, and short range makes most of your job positioning and awareness.
What about a random collection of museum artifacts (primarily historical armors) made up of multiple souls throughout history all killed by the same cursed sword (which is thrust through the chest of the hero). It has infinite health scaling based on creep and hero kills for the flavor of adding to its Legion.The voice for the hero is three historical warriors (roman legionnaire, old british knight, and WW1 soldier) and one sad museum security guard that was recently killed by the sword that bicker with each other.
>Use my pity token to guarantee Venator>Graves vs Mina lane>Graves dies 7 times in 10 minutes, Mina gets an 8k lead and stomps the teamLove it
>>556651283>>Broodmother (arachne chinese triad member)Holy....
>>556650751I think she'd welcome some male affection after years of being in the dirt
>>556651335>our Haze is going 0/11>enemy has rejuv and say "don't go in">goes in and dies and I just say "this fucking haze man">"yeah Im dog shit sorry">feel bad and go "It's okay man, just be more careful"
This game is complete dogshit soloQ. Completely unplayable.
>>556651283>Invoker (wallstreet CEO)How the fuck would this even work?
>>556651138brown hands typed this
>>556651768weak kid
>>556650693yes66-90 is very doable
>>556651283>Pugna (forma de loli)wouldn't this be too much of an overlap with Graves?
>>556651482Mina lane is fucking horrible as Graves, can't really blame them.
>>556651972graves everything is horrible
>>556651876No if anything Geist
>>556651768when you solo queue in the standard mode it's moderately unplayable. you're completely dependent on the smurf assigned to your team being better than the other team's designated smurf, but in street brawl solo queuing is pretty easy if you pick scummy heroes like graves or seven.
>>556651353sounds like sinclair but with even less of a personality
>>556651768this game litcherally only became playable once I ditched my friends
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO UPDATE TALON AND YAMATO FUUUUCMI LOVE PLAYING AS THISE TWO BUT THEIR MODELS PHYSICALLY MAKE ME CRINGE
>>556652325next week trust the part 2 update plan
>>556648817>>556651285>>556648456Another red flag is in a Abrams kill line graves says that her mentor (lich) needs his tome.
>>556652245impyling graves would shave
>>556652245I-IS THAT A
>>556652460>breaking rule 7Bell be upon ye
>>556647808>while sliding backwardsbased, I know it’s a basic move but dash-jumping backwards into a slide while shooting someone chasing you feels so sick
>>556652245What would be your tips for getting better quicker? I'm finding it kinda hard to learn what heroes do, at least the ones I don't see every game (basically anyone that's not one of the new ones)
>>556652460>announcing report.
>>556652325For me its Sinclair. I love their aesthetic and dynamic but fuck me their model is abhorrent
>>556650731Feel bad for me because everyone whined about my performance the whole match...
>>556651283Marci!
>>556647808It's John Woo.
>>556652630>>556652652thanks for the ridiculously easy (You)s
>>556651789>his orbs are wads of cash from different regional currencies
>>556646172Had Chik-fil-a now I'm gonna spam Bebop in brawl and scream about Gravesniggers ruining the mode.
>>556652179But 4 personalities is more than 2. :)
>>556647823Hot take, but probably extra regen. It's fine for lane phase and only lane phase. And it's not even the best healing item you can buy in lane. Resto shot does more healing if you hit heros and healing rite, while preventing you from healing during a fight, builds into rescue beam.
>>556651768brrrrrrown
>>556652486>Lich is grooming a teenagerdamn...
>>556653097only like 2 character buy rescue beam, many characters like abrams and yamato buy healing booster
>>556653235like you wouldn't
>>556651283Keep on Slorkin
>>556652402Counting or not counting bomb stack violence
>556652906Fuck you!
Just hit Emissary. I can feel my brain getting bigger. My forehead is swelling up and bulging with veins. NASA signals from deep space. Starlink connections. GPS. The exact location of the enemy Rem at any moment. I can sense it all.
>>556644901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diSpBjznZt8
How sure are we that Graves' lich isn't Lich
>>556653501doormans are always so based
>>556653610It’s a woman
ivy's fun :D
>bebop leaves match after going 0/5 in the first 8 minutes of the game>doesn't even abandon immediately so everyone is held hostage do bebop players really?
>really like playing carry heroes like Mina>want to have sex with Mina>objectively play better on support heroesshould I play who I like, or who I win with?
Venator is so cool design wise but so boring and bad gameplay wise.
>>556651283I think they should wholesale add Primal Beast to the game M1 is throwing rocks, other abilities are the same
>>556653809I had this same dilemma and am now a Paige main.
>Entire 6v6 fight happens INSIDE the long angled tunnel down to mid bossAbsolute bullshit. I think halfway through both sides realized this was a stupid place to be but were already so committed that we decided to just chimp it outMy team lost, the terrain was perfect for their Doorman to rape us all
Oh so unicorns are extremely rare in Deadlock lore which is why Celeste is hiding so she doesnt get hunted
>>556653956please stop posting this Andy pictureIt makes me sad when I think about 2012 dota
>Ritualist>Yoshi keeps placing me in Seeker games where my team gets farmed the entire timeWHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU DINOSAUR FUCK
>>556654304I genuibely feel like those two long staircases need like a halfway point that opens up a bit
>play Victor in street brawl>teammate lets himself get dived before my ult's even off cooldown>bitches about me not tankingWhat do you expect me to do
>>556654304>gets lined up and bowled by trolley and still fights in a tight corridoryou deserved to die
>>556654450git gud.
>>556644901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhB6Lb7_kN8
Why am I still at Arcanist IV when I consistently am the worst person on both teams?
>>556653809play what you enjoy of course what the fuck is wrong with you, this is a leisure activity you aren't a professional athlete
wtf nobody talkes in overwatch compared to deadlock that shit is so boring nobody is trolling or ragebaiting or cracking jokes or doing fucking anything like here
We're missing a demoman/Junkrat/Squirrel Girl "grenadier" archetype>M1Shoots grenades in a curving arc. Detonate either on impact or is on a timer and will roll before exploding>S1, S2, S3Literally whatever as long as shit explodes>S4Literally whatever as long as it's a really big explosionWhat kind of NYC, noir, or magepunk archetypes would go well with such a kit?
>>556654847Ive been wondering the same thing. I regularly go x/xx and im still ranking up somehow. Its fucking stupid.
>>556654384
>>556654847thats a shitter rank, how are you that bad
>squishy character who is meant to push walkers>give her a gun range that requires her to stand right in the stomp radiusbravo yoshi...
>>556655013>NYC>Explosives characterENTER... THE MUJAHID
>>556655013I wonderWhat famous, world changing event occurred in New York City that involved some really big explosions...And who was to blame?
>>556654976that's because we have actual humans instead of emotionless china drones
>>556654976i had a game today where my team started talking about cigarettes and how they don't actually cause cancer
>>556655138rem isnt a girl
>>556655292EU server?
>>556654976Valve has always had the loosest chat moderation of any of the big vidya companies. CSGO and DOTA are very lenient and TF2 has no moderation at all. As long as you don't blatantly overdo it you can type/say shit in Valve games that would get you permabanned in other gamesOn the """bad""" side this leads to Valve games getting reputations of being 50% Nazis 50% trannies because people will yap about anything, but it does make comms more casual and chill
>>556654976>type anything in a blizzard game>get banned for life
>>556655020And the winrate is about even, but still. Also I mistyped, I'm Arcanist VI.>>556655113There are 3 lower ranks that are even shitterlier, that's the point.
Valve should port Snapfire into Deadlock, she'd be super fun in third person
>>556655427not surprising that they voted for this
is there a counter as to how many bats love bite adds
>>556655162There was rutger sitting in the unfinished characters, I hope they didn't dump the grenade jumper grenade launcher concept now they venator has a bouncing nade.They should also give us the yakuza boss already.
>>556655598Literally above the ability
Valve should enable the Steam Workshop for DEADLOCK
>>556647451I started playing this last week and got put in phantom after a couple normal-seeming calibration games. Then I got raped about 10 games in a row. Then I dropped to seeker and every game seemed like I was the only human being in the lobby. Then I instantly ranked up to oracle, skipping every other rank and now presumably I'm gonna eat shit again. I have no fucking idea what is happening.
>>556655480I kind of like the idea of a channeled artillery ultimate that goes into a top-down rts camera view for aiming
>>556654976My favourite game of all time is still when a Grey Talon did a racist impression the entire game and never broke character once
>>556655754>>556655480do you guys just forget mcginnis has an ultI don't blame you for it
>>556655598Each Love Bite you proc adds another bat to your ultYour ult's fire rate doesn't increase so DPS doesn't benefit from stacking but it does increase the overall durationIf you stack well and don't get raped by Knockdown you can LARP as air support during a teamfight
>>556654976Dota/TF2 have minimal chat moderationWhile you're much more likely to get raging spics in those games than OW, you're also more likely to get actual communication and healthy banterThat plus the complete lack of stakes (rank) tends to leave people a lot more eager to joke around and chat in my experience
Shooting vindictas and grey talons out of the air with Venator's crossbow is some of the most fun I've had in this game
>>556654976I'm not toxic, if anything I like to think I make an effort to reduce poorsportsmanship but I got a month long ban from even opening the game just from occasionally using the chat to swear at myself like "damn I fucked up".
>>556655836I genuinely forgot
gonna try this in my next match
>>556653809you get better at playing stuff by playing iteveryone is better on support heroes because support heroes are designed for the worst players, there isnt a single person in the world that would be new to mina and paige, and perform better on mina
I think chat filters can be good for banter cause it forces people to get more creative in their insultsSome real>mom go sky>magmaType shit is was I live for
>>556656231i tip my fedora to you sir! time to show those libtards whos boss XD
>It's another episode of Bebop making your lane fucking miserable and then pressing 4 to wipe your team repeatedlyWhy did they make a magic damage dealer so tankyWhy does his ult have lifestealWhy does his bomb still scaleWhy does his ult have a massive duration and tiny CD?Why the fuck doesn't banning him work?
Which heroes do you think have the best footjob game?
>>556656231i wish i could have a different funny ingame name to my steam name because i have normie friends added...
>>556656457ask Icefrog, submit feedback, bitch on the offical forums. Do anything other than what you are doing right now.
>>556656457>Buy knockdownWith what fucking souls his team are hoovering all the camps and slot machines, now what? I could barely finish my early game items before it was over.
speech bubbles with lore accurate dialogue
>>556655836>>556656150Snapfires ult is more like targetted mortars and slow artillery instead of the fast salvo Mcginnis has
>>556656457That fucking terrorist needs to be stopped
why does everyone wants Abram's tomewhy does it keep flying away from peoplewhy does it keep flying away from himwhy are people scared of itwhat's its problem
>"he won 7 games in a row?">"deploy the melee paige on his next match"thanks Valve
>>556654847>go 0/8 >rank up during some random updatebased yoshi knows it's my teammates holding me down
>>556656353>I think it's good some obsessive eunuchs in Customer Behavior Management micromanage language so much that it affects how people type and talkYeah no. Zoomers are already saying shit like "unalive" because of social media jannies
>>556656353zoomers are incapable of calling you anything but gay or bad.
>>556656692No speech bubbles but Abrams' lore-accurate facial reaction to Mina enthusiastically telling him about how Pocket had finally gotten her pregnant and that her entry to the Fairfax dynasty was secure.
>>556656739That's what Abrams is trying to figure out
>>556656231>Captură de ecranI am a Graves who does not know what language this is...
>Graves continuing to ruin the gameJUST MAKE HER ZOMBIES NOT ATTACK TROOPERS FOR FUCK'S SAKE THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO.
>>556656896Why would he care
>>556656778LMAO
>>556657078He doesn't, he wants her to stop talking about it in public(the 4 other members of their team are staring)
>>556656896>
i just want redditors to be dead
i just lost a bot game..
>>556656778bro got an actual agent on his team holy shit
I never see anyone play green goo man. Is he shit?
why is there a giant mole and monkey thing in new york
>>556644901Ivyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQ7w5JZyWc
>Apollo is an Ixian Nationalist chvdPLEASE LET HIM WIN
>>556656778suprised she even got 5 figure damage
>>556657361takes skill to play properly and even then he's not as good as other heroes. most of the time unless you're good you'll actually help the enemy more than your team with his puddle punches lol
>>556655013Gray Talon already has the Junkrat type ult thoughever
>>556657469he has the best lore and kit but will be last because its a popularity contest and he looks like a generic early 2000s bully
>>556657361he is boring
why is mirage built thick as fuck?
I hate my nigger teammates
>>556657469Demoniggers DO NOT get my vote
>>556656778My conspìracy theory is that they secretly scan and log what build page you have active on each hero and they know if you're going to use gun/green/purple. They use this plus your winrate with that build plus your mmr with that hero instead of just mmr to find your lobbies.If you climb too fast they genuinely make you wait until someone queues with a full purple drifter or some pocket with a 19% winrate streamer build to fix your elo.
>>556657684if you're a brainlet
Okay, fine. After like 200 brool games, I will play a real game.Tomorrow.
>>556644901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaFEkmjnSGE
Had a Venator drop the big gamer word in one of my games today. He was a worthless bot that went like 3/15.
>>556657351how many dcs?
what if the ixians are an allegory for white people?
whats viscous alt fire good for?
>>556657082>>556657357I swear to God I never get one of these 1-digit IQ subhumans on my team when losing after a 3-win streak. The higher your streak, the higher the chance of getting these miserable people as teammates>>556657507its Paige, her bullshit aoe book deals retarded damage even if you build like shit
>>556657439
>>556658018ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Say it again (Altfire, huh) Woah, woah, lord, lord
>>556657945one but we also had a fill bot. also im pretty sure my venator was playing at like 20 fps
Every match is fucking gun abrams being unkillable while bursting for 1.8k in a single exchange better nerf silver again
>>556657361>I never see anyone play green goo man. Is he shit?He has the most fun and creative kit in the game by far IMO but you have to be incredibly good to do what someone playing a brainless M1 character can just do easily
>>556654976I had a really funny game where my team collectively banded together over sheer retardation because all our heroes had a voice line for 'McGinnis is missing'. The entire lane phase, every time the guy fed his ass off 4-5 people would tap the line and I could barely stop fucking laughing the entire time. We shitstomped that game so hard too so it was extra based. And you could hear the people in voice cracking the fuck up the entire time too. You just don't see that shit outside of Valve games really.
>>556658254whats so funny about that?
>>556654231Noooticing the increasing trend of people being unable to make hot girl art without shoving another girl in the corner saying "I'm YuriHomo McLesbian and I find this hot."
>>556658347>t. missed out on adolescent social bonding experience of just chilling and laughing about stupid nonsense with your matesit's not too late anon
>>556658347it doesn't really need to make sense but more of five people all doing the same thing while winning hardyeah it felt pretty good, anything is better than stone faced robots that you just bleed out losing with. is it quirky plebbit chungus maybe but it was fun. reminded me of old tf2 days
So can I just not do anything to Mina when she jumps away? She just gets to escape for free?
>>556657926similar thing just happened to me but with a seven. he was constantly fighting and out of position and ended the game with 13 deaths and 2nd lowest networth
>>556658493>Buys KnockdownNow you can rape her all game
>>556658254vgh...
>>556658206>abrams>tankiest character in the game>deals a metric ass load of damage for some reason>warden>best gun character in the game>also tankiest character in the game for some reason
How would you redesign him/his kit?
>>556658524why isn't that ivy
>>556658551She can dodge it with one of the dashes, no?
>>556658624If you build gun you die instantly in real life
>>556654976>nobody talks in overwatchBecause you can literally get banned for typing "gg" when you stomp the enemy team if they all report you. Since the report system in that game is ran by bots.
>>556658585>>warden>>best gun character in the gamefellas is this true
I DID ITAND ALL IT TOOK WAS being carried by a drifter in initiate 4 this is unacceptable
>>556658624The hero was a spirit core with a light pivot and when they nerfed everything they kinda deleted his soulCube not removing ult debuffs was realistically all the hero needed nerfwise other than the gun scaling. I don't know if it's Yoshi or Icefrog doing numbers but it's a little quick handed lately. Makes me think Valve's gotta sit on the balance for a bit unless it's blatant. They used to shit out those walls of balance changes like every other week and it was awful
>>556658524>Sevenwhy are they always like this?
>play so shit that enemies start prioritizing meit hurts..
>>556658254not that funny
Heterosex with Silver
>>556658735maybe you just suck at abrams
>Deadlock 'discussion' is just mentally ill tumblr/4channiggers talking about the most vague lines indicating who is sleeping with who I'm already praying on this games downfallor at the very least someone tell the hack fraud retard writer to stop making these boring as fuck 'lets get a drink' lines because they're doing more harm than good
>>556644901https://youtu.be/rcmMcmWgowI?si=TPvkXUE9j0bzgDGV
needs skins, i want to see paiges slampig tummy
>>556658524Makes you wonder who the hell had the least souls
>>556658735Sometimes you're just not built for a hero.I can shitstomp on Ivy but put me on Billy and I'm useless.
Only thing I hate in this game community wise compared to other games I've played (like League and OW) is that people leave so fucking oftenI've only played like 30 games, but in at least 10 someone left early
Fun game
>>556658735I believe in you anon, keep fucking working at it.We'll all make it one day.>>556644901https://youtu.be/cOVJhQsd6fI
Never que late night deadlock if ur a europe bro. Had this russian seven monkey tilt and just afk the entire game after he had a bad lane. Instead typed shit and spammed pings like a fag.Please valve put these people into their own isolated server they are fucking feral.
>>556644901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKv9_wdPkxk
>>556659164They tried isolating Russians a long time ago and they chimped out over the forums
>>556658898It's milennial sóyjak trying to sound hip. They got the hint that marvel quips are hated, but this is also not good.
>>556659164>Had this russiancould've stopped there
>>556659105>I can shitstomp on IvyHow? Like materially speaking, how do you stomp anything on Ivy? Her damage output feels low at all stages of the game no matter the build, even if she's really good at map control and teamfight support
>>556659117People who leave early are the same newfags as you.If someone ragequits it happens at 30 minutes or later
>Seven's S3 doesn't spread onhitsWhat's the fucking point then
>>556644901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQCimbmvxqo
>>556659232I had 4 russians today in my team they carried me
Yoshi, I beg of you, put me in games of my rank...
>>556659164Way to out yourself as some stupid fuck on a stupid area of the planetEnjoy the zoo
>>556658898those voice lines were made exactly so these faggots gush about it online and talk about the characters.
>>556659278>how do you stomp anything on Ivy?
You have 30 seconds to tell me a more SOVLFUL voiceline than Grey Talon screaming BEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP whenever he gets hooked.You can't.
>>556659421Praying to Yoshi instead of Gaben is like asking for Ares to aid you instead of Zeus
>>556658624Increase ult damage spirit scalingT3 ult also increases resists
>>556659454he was clearly saying he wasnt in russia?
>>556659415stacking racial synergy, it's the strays you gotta watch out for
>>556659624ZEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS
>>556659164Haven't played the game or been in this general since they removed solo lanes. Cool to see the exact reason why I stopped playing is still happening in eu lol
>>556658735just bee yourself.
>>556659624>asking for Ares to aid you instead of Zeushe would give you two very cool swords...
>>556659624Gay Ben, in all these years, has never once answered my prayers. He's never harmed me, but he's never provided relief either.
I've never had Ult+Web CC active-spam combo not easily win every fight unless my team is already so behind my presence wouldn't matter.If the enemy team has no eyes I just change build and take the sides while they're busy.
>>556659604Yamato talking shit and going BEEBOPU after she kills him
>>556656778I thought that was me until I saw the tankbuster
>>556659547hehe
>>556658735>>556659779
>>556656786Not what I said>>556656882You don't know what you're talking aboutWhat time is it in Central Europe right now?
>>556653809Sounds like the right combo to become gender dysphoric and try to become Mina
i insult people semi in character when im playing and it works because all the characters i play are annoying
>>556660025THE DETECTIVE ISNT GOING DOWN
>>556659937I appreciate hehe posters
>>556656882the new zoomer meta is to call anyone they don't like a pedophile get with the times unc
>>556659604https://deadlock.wiki/images/5/56/Bebop_dynamo_3.mp3
>>556657786He wants to get zutted by the djinni
>>556659604FOR THE DJINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>556658254Everytime my mo ult leads to someone dying I type "ouugh my big belly so full of yummy [INSERT HERO]" in the all chat.
anyone else feel like the trooper medkits create a really bad sense of feedback/responsiveness? I feel like I keep getting gaslit seeing a damage notification show the opponent is very low then I turn the corner to jump them and they suddenly have like 30% of their HP back
>>556658878for the purpose of procreation
>you rack a disiprinehttps://deadlock.wiki/images/5/55/Yamato_kill_werewolf_02.mp3
>>556660303>not a single of the new heroes from the last three batches match any of the old conversations >not even Doorman who I think is the best one they've added aesthetics and voiceline wise
>like Paige's kit>like Paige's modelAnd I am dogshit with her.
are there any shooty bang heroes where I DON'T have to aim for heads? headshots are fucking impossible, I'm 30 goddamnit
>>556660640I love catching people offguard in street brool by stockpiling medics and then killing them all at once
I am a Graves who is going to play Haze now...
>>556660968root them with warden so they're standing still
>>556660821How is it possible to be dogshit with paige
>>556660968root them with venator so they're standing still
>>556660821>He doesn't have the support sister mindset.
>>556660025>>556659779A single (uno) (1) (einz) parry would have murdered this Abrams.
>>556660640>they suddenly have like 30% of their HP backto chase the low hp fag you have to give up creep advantage, it's intentional
:3c
>>556660968root them with vindicta so they're standing still
>>556660821you only need to press buttons on cooldown while looking at the general location of the enemy gamers (and your allies in the case of the barrier)how can you be bad at that
>>556660640>be abrams in the middle of enemy wave >enemies come to gank>pop siphon and heal thrice my healthbar in half a second and get a free killeasy as pie
>play silver>don't change into wolf form until 30 min mark>lose horriblyI wish she was easier to play. It's not fair.
>>556660794Seven calling Silver Fatherless is one of the BEST convos in the game though?
>>556661048Brawl gives me gun items every time I get a whiff of playing Paige.
is this hero voting new or was it done before with other releases?if not new, do they wipe votes after all are released or can i just bank these until next time
>>556657361hes only good as an M1 right now but m1ggers arent skilled enough to play him and spiritchads dont want to play him as M1
>>556661293Keep the correct bust-size challenge99% will fail
>>556661048Plenty of people find a way in my games.
>>556660821>character that wins by spamming barrier by cd>dogshit on herdo you understand how movement controls work? ever used a keyboard before? mouse too scary for you?
>>556661162The two times I ran into girls on mic they were playing Ivy and Rem
>>556661156part of the skill of playing Abrams is not getting parried.
>>556660703>doesnt fuck up the L Fire this voice director
>>556661162based!
>>556661401no, I only play brawl and im bad at the game.
>>556661358It was done for the last batch but the first hero (Mina) dropped with the update instead of having to be voted in, votes can't be banked regardless
>>556660025>u guys are so bad
>>556661402for me it was playing the same female bebop player four different times.
>>556661426Literally nobody even TRIED though despite Abrams spamming the fuck out of heavies.
>>556661439>>doesnt fuck up the Lit still sounds like strained japanese L/R shift, listen to your animes better faggot
>game not even out and thread already full of agp sissies its over
>>556661319It's funny but it doesn't have nearly as much heart as any of the old convos honestly. At least it fits Seven well.
>>556661095>>556661171>both sniper hero delete heroes have rootsbaby retard game
Ult or gun Graves?
>>556661621that's every general on this siteshould have never been allowed and there should have never been a fag board
>>556661568yes they did.Bebop and Wraith did and I juked them.Doorman got a lucky one at the tail-end of Singularity.you ain't built for this melee lifestyle. just stick to giving me barriers instead of trying to shackle me.
>>556661648venator isn't a sniper you retard
>>556661162>>556661460now kiss!
>>556661826tell that to yoshi
>>556657361It's really fun to build him more Punch oriented, Lifestrike+Crushing+Recharging is a fun combo.As for if he's good? If you ask anyone they'll point you at DLNS and say he's dogshit awful unless you're going some shitboring orange M1 build
>Murder chungus bebop>He gets salty>Win>He DC's before loser screenBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>556661849No gay shit here please. Keep it straight
>>556661402I've ran into at least three women and one of them is a russian woman who I think onetricks kelvin. I haven't seen the kelvin one trick since either drifter or victor released. I can't remember exactly when, but it was a while ago.
>>556644901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGIocJK9Tc
>>556661629>>556661319>>556660794>>556659604I wish that they stuck with the running joke of every character having a bebop grabbed line that was just them seething while saying his name.
>>556661895we've gotten better pure supports in the form of doorman and REM, and then ivy still has the best rotation in the game, so ya
SFV Dan's theme really makes you FEEL like Maurice and krill
Why is the map so cramped. I feel like I'm thrown into a miniature town
>>556662434>I feel like I'm thrown into a miniature townAnon, I hate to tell you this, but
how in the actual fuck are you supposed to catch a good Sinclair? Slipperiest motherfucker in the game
>>556657469I'm 250 votes deep on Apollo but I don't think it'll be enough. I'd have thought the Venatorchuds would help the Apollochuds out once Venator got in but the Celeste coomer spamming has increased infinitely since then so I'm assuming most Venator voters went to her instead.
>>556662527I think most Venator voters just stopped voting since they only wanted Venator
Why do we hate Metro?
>>556662434nigger, have you never been to a city?
>>556662623I don't respect him as a person or a player.
>>556662392
>>556662623His builds suck
>>556662623who?
>>556662601pretty much.
apollo bros theres literally 0 chance you win
>>556662392I hate hate HATE that Valve confirmed she's fucked horses(though in unicorn form, as though that makes it better) They need to ban their own lorewriters from social media access
>>556662515any CC activehave someone camp his purple whoreshooting him until he dies
>>556662975Gonna need a source for that one boss
>playing brool>get full gun items for Graves>enemy gets 3 knockdowns + paige root + haze sleep
>>556662975That's so fucking hot...I want to see her gargle some in human form.
>>556662975You can always go back to your gacha games to live out your virgin fantasies lil bro
>>556658442>anon discovers he has a persecution complex
>>556662908I realize this but I vote for him anyway
now that they've added a tiny hero, we need a hero with a shrink/growth ray
>can get venator in brool semi-frequently nowfinally all the aimlets are dropping him
>send friend requests to people in my matches>no one acceptsbros...
>>556663320:/
>about to close out a 3-0 brool>our shiv is soloing the enemy walker its nearly dead>our graves is just off chasing a silver in the jungle fruitlessly, loses the 1v1 anyways>enemy team proceeds to close out and beat us 2-3I hate waifuniggers they're always so bad at games
>SEX>THAT'S THE JOKE>SEX>HAHAHA>SEX>NOT EVEN HETEROSEXUAL SEX>FRINGE FETISH SEX>HAHAHAseriously. get some help.
>>556662601>>556662884>>556662908I'm trying
>>556659282seems like retards not wanting to play out a game after they lose lane (or probably just die twice or something)I mean I get that it sucks being behind in a MOBA, but this one feels like games often go pretty late and its anyones game at that point
>>556663320Send me one, I'll ignore it too :)
>>556662392How the fuck did she suddenly become so sex?
INHOUSE7S4CWFAGGOTS VS. TRANNIES
>>556661402people love to meme about girls being support gamers, yet every time i meet a girl they're playing support
>>556650603nah that's ass lmao, get rid of emblem mystic slow for sure
>>556663479Personally I think she always was but her model upgrades have made her look even sexier
>>5566635014v4?
>>556663501isn't that the same thing by your guys' definition? also this is a hate-free zone no bullying...
>>556663501I JUST got in a BROOOOL
>>556663501Finally, bebop vs lash
how do you play billy and die 19 times, i just dont understand
>>556663678nobody does this.
>>556659604THANK YOU
>>556663678Somebody had their Parry key bound for once.
>>556663678adapt the nigger mindset: never fight alone and don't commit unless your team does. bully the injured/weak.
>>556657361He is the highest skill ceiling character in the game, and your reward for being an insanely-cracked god with him is to be "just as good" as characters who push one button and hold M1.
>>556663851i do this when i play mo(i die anyways)
>>556662527I'm trying
Venadick cumer bitch
reminded me of that post earlier
>>556662623hes not funny, hes not smart, hes not good at the game, dont see why anyone would like him tbbqh
why can you proc parry off fucking minions
>>556663851Their niggerish gang tactics vs our white team tactics
>>556663851>Pic relhe's getting the better deal desu.
>>556663631Agreed. It's such a subtle polish pass but now Celeste is crazy attractive to me.
>>556664082>>556663402Well I appreciate it, I did give Venator a bunch of votes even while I was piling them on Apollo, too.
>Mina fucks dogs>Celeste fucks horses>Lady Geist burns coal>Haze preys on shota boys>Graves fucks homeless men>Vindicta asphyxiates herself to cum>Paige blasts her clit to romantasy smut>SilverWhat does Silver do
>Person I know decided to come back into Deadlock>For some reason he picks Lash despite having barely any skill and not reading abilities>Didn't know Victor's ult was passive and stuns>Instantly dies in the 3 times that he ulted the entire match>Watched multiple people take Walkers while he did fuck allI'm convinced that there's some brain worm in his head
>>556663396Sex obsession in the last decade or so has really been offputting, I really hate how everyone has become so sex obsessed on this site, I wonder if it's all because of the gacha.
>>556664406kill yourself, jeet
>>556664406silver gets fucked by anything thats around her when she's blackout drunk
>>556664430based lash player
>>556664406Haze gives Rem nursing handjobs.
>>556664406uhmm sweetie.. get some treatment for porn addiction asap
>>556664272So you can bait people to HM.
>>556664406all true and canonical as confirmed by official valve sources
>>556664484it's just low IQ shitskins.
This shit is nowhere close ready for an open beta. It feels just as unfinished as it was last year
Apollo bros....give it to me straight...Are we cooked?
>>556664253Canon Seven. He doesn't care how old she is.
>>556664406Reverse zoophilia where she's the dog. She struggles to find partners and keeps accidentally transforming mid coitus and guys keep running away. She's incredibly pent up, all her friends find it hilarious.
>>556664406Silver gets shitfaced drunk in bars and looks for DILFs to call "daddy"
>>556664662yea, i thinking 2028 desu
>>556664272so you can freeze without taking damage
>>556664753wow..shes literally me
>>556664681Don't lose hope fellow ApolloGOD. Celestetroons don't play the game.
>>556664681>reddit gremlin>women that people want to fuck>priest for people that still post "heresy detected" gifsYes apollobro it was over from the start
4 second stun in a movement shooter
>>556664860ts not a movement shooter cuz
INHOUSE 7S4CWFAGGOTS VS. TRANNIES6/12
>>556664643>tfw barely any of those Chinamen interact with the rest.
>>556664856They're all reddit except apollo
>>556664681you lost, sweetie.
>>55666485690% of apollo voters are just >guy that faggots want to fuckbut there arent enough faggots to win the vote, really should not be throwing stones
>>556664662They keep adding irrelevant shit while neutral camps are still spore creatures, we're going to be in development alpha until 2030 at this pace.
>>556664406>Vindicta asphyxiates herself to cumno, i choke her
Brawl has got to be the biggest piece of shit ARAM mode of any MOBA.
>>556664918>FAGGOTS VS. TRANNIESim neither so i shant be joining
>>556664860Your debuff reducer? Your dispel magic? Your divine barrier? Your unstoppable?
>the boss in middle is called mid-boss
>>556665112It's fun but you have to free yourself from giving any shits when the enemy rolls god tier items and you roll dogshit, just let it wash over you.
>>556664643>>556664928We make fun of them for it but thank God for the Great Firewall. Jeets, Slavs and South American favela chimps are already making the open internet unusable, can you imagine if we added a trillion chinksects into the mix? God bless the CCP, please keep China's internet cut off for a thousand years
>>556665191how do they come up with this stuff
>>556665003>guy that faggots want to fuckThis was Venator. Bears dont play this game.
>>556664918YEAH I'm TRANS; Boy to Man.
>>556664406>Mina fucks dogsmina fucks white men
>>556665304you are coping
>>556665003I picked Apollo because he has a sword and I know he is going to be a fun character.
>>556664662atp valvetime isn't a funny meme it's just unprofessional. They could open beta this year easily, not even having to crunch or nothing, just actually trying to get the game ready to ship instead of working on content drops most of their potential playerbase won't see.
>>556665328she missed her chance with the fairfax heir, now she takes deep knots to cope
Not voting for anyone. I'd hate to ruin my christian wall of venator. That said I'm voting for apollo
>>556665003actually that was venator, hence why they are trying to force venator is gay theory.Apollo is the straight man's choice, hence why no faggy twitter gender/sex theories.
Okay I gave my 40 extra votes to Apollo
>>556664406Graves only fucks homeless men because she sees it as an act of charity. She feels sorry for them not having access to regular showering so she cleans their foreskins with her tongue.
8 years in development btw
>>556665369thats valid, and there were plenty of people who voted silver because she was a mystery to us and a werewolf, still didnt stop the discourse from pretending only people with a boner wanted her
>>556665269>A trillion chinksects>He doesn't realize that they act similar to russians on the internet and already leak out in mass sometimes.
>>556665532Reading Comprehension Award winner: (You)
>>556665451look man Im only gonna engage with this cope one more time, which character gets the most gay posts here, its doormannow stop coping
>>556665269Chinks are actually funny though and are mostly alright, unlike jeets.
>>556663791I average 18 deaths a game when we are losing cause my teams dont understand sitting around doing nothng is auto lose as they outfarm you
>>556665481It's actually an act of teenage rebellion
>gun doesn't require aim>Q is free harass without aim>stun is a gigantic wall that is impossible to miss or mess up>ult is free teamfight contribution while doing literally nothingwhy did they make this hero?
>>556665471>>556665451>>556665413My legs are kneeling on their own, Apollo's silent majority will surely win out in the end.
>>556665191Watch it be something like Count Noshar on release. It's the pupate form of the ancient vampire that lords over NY vampires, hence the symbolic title Viscount for the defacto vampire lord.
>people like Celeste nowWhat happened,m
>>556665641It's actually abrams and it's not even close...
Are stuns supposed to cancel silver's transformation? I got knockdowned twice and then I didnt transform (couldnt manually press it)
>>556663621I used to raid in wow with an actual milf porn star, and she exclusively played healers. The weird thing is that she only played male characters.
>>556665694>make people's lives worse just by existingunlike paige, she's based
>>556665804ok its probably abrams, but I think its close actually
inhouse 7S4CW
>>556665694uhm tracking is aiming, sweetie.
>>556664406Silver has drunken furry sex with venatorVyper fucks anyone anywhere because shes a huge slutHolliday rapes the hottest criminal studs she can get her hands onIvy doesnt know what sex is Mcginnis built herself a PussyPounder 9000Paradox takes part in massive orgies with the rest of her organizationWraith coerces people who own her money into becoming her sex slaves to pay off their debtsYamato is too autistic to fuck anyoneCalico doesnt fuck, she is a forever alone cat lady
>>556665773Her animations got updated. Knew it was over for Apollo as soon as I saw her air dash.
>>556665918Sex with Abrams has been a staple of /dlg/ since its inception
>used to think Lash was a faggot hero>hear some of his conversations on youtube>he's actually funny as fuck He seems way too high skill for me but I kinda want to start playing him now
>>556665694they wanted a hero for the mentally challenged since this game was notoriously 'sweaty'
>>556665902Which milf pornstar raided in WoW? Or was it some literal who whore from onlyfans or something?
>>556665978>Calico doesnt fuck, she is a forever alone cat ladyShe has a son.
>>556665773https://youtu.be/_zbAHC9wJaI?si=0p5YubRhUAYaXQP1
>>556665902>milf porn star>milf>porn star
>>556666113are you 12?
>>556665773Unreleased character got a massive model and animation overhaul meanwhile half the original cast are still neon prime models or placeholders.
>>556666058He's one of the easiest heroes in the game. Just make sure to buy majestic leap every game
>>556666058>He seems way too high skill for mehe's not
>>556666083With whom though?
>>556644901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q3dGZPguSM
>>556666270Wait someone saved my crop lol?
Which female hero has the best tasting piss and why is it Graves?
>>556664643
>>556664406
>>556663637Fuck off tourist.
>>556666087What the fuck why'd he make his account private?
if they want this to be an actual moba with macro they need to nerf movement more than they havebad decisions on basic moba shit like what lane you're even supposed to be in can be solved in 5 seconds
>>556665148>Get to play for 5 seconds>4 second stun afterwards
Kinda funny how Valve chose to bring back the dynamic from Dota that everyone hates where BKB is mandatory or you can't play the game
>>556666480yeah but shmooving is fun. tired of these gay ass games were movement depth ends at wasd + spacebar
7/12 for inhouse 7S4CW 7S4CW 7S4CW
>>556665694Incompetence.
Graves is a necromancer so when she collects homeless man smegma on her tongue she uses the Lich's powers to revive it into undead sperm.
>>556664406>>556664628>>Lady Geist burns coalLiterally nothing in the game suggests this you revolting jews. Keep your scat fetish to yourselves
>>556666067Jelena Jensen
>>556663320I always assume it's people who want to flame meI also don't like to join voice with people I don't already know, sorry
>>556643496
>>556666714NA?
>>556667074yes NA
I accidentally got very drunk at a restaurant.Who is ftiendly for drunker play?
billy nerfs whenwhat the fuck is this hero
>>556667443graves
>>556667443Billy.
>>556667443Graves. You could be a quadriplegic and still pop off as her
I like Mirage but man is he fucking useless in brool
>>556667443>lying about being drunk
Its so fucking over bros I just herked off to Celeste as a stripper
>>556667607>I like Mirage but man is he fucking useless.ftfy
>drop off zip>dash into geometry>my character is just perma glitched jittering into the ground unable to move even after the round restartsvery coolping was normal
>>556667561>Named Mirage>nothing he does is an illusionWill we ever get an illusion character?
>>556667682Let me see the material you used
>>556667607he is useless in general
I have no dexterity in my fingers something as simple as strafing diagonally off the zip line is fucking impossible for me to do.
>>556665773i was always a fan
>>556666683they didnt though, there are a lot of save items your team can build to get you out alive
>>556665773they started posting.
How do I know which community builds are worth using? Is there a list of good ones?
>>556667765I imagined it.
>>556667895just go the training area and try stuff out, dont underestimate yourself anon! have fun!
>>556667824What if you renamed it dicksterity so your gay ass would feel more natural at it
>>556667895no because once you get comfortable with items you will know what's good for each individual match.
8/12 for inhouse 7S4CW 7S4CW 7S4CW
>No Silver or Graves in Brawl match>Round is actually funIMAGINE MY SHOCK!
>>556667895If the build doesn't quickly and evenly hit 4800 breakpoints, you can safety put it in the trash.
toxic bullets is kind of crazy, does way more damage than I thought it was doingalso thanks to whoever posted the damage dealt by type graph a few days ago, no idea this screen existedvery helpful!
>>556659604miku guines
>>556666058You just jump above people and press slam or ult, it's not really complicated.
>>556668103my mains are fun! fuck you!
>>556667974holy based mindseyebro
>>556667979>dont underestimate yourselfI don't want to waste 40 minutes of people's time and get bitched at
>apollo already has an idle animation >celeste is completely stillapollo is next
>>556668267its an alpha where it all be reset in the open beta which then all be reset in when the game releases in 2028. im sure they will live.
>>556665269Chinese are funny, I'd take them any day over Indians
inhouse7S4CW7S4CW7S4CW9/12
>>556667762his dreams of wyoming are a mirage
>>556668121Anybody can stack up some numbers if you go Toxic+Decay and nobody builds remover.
>>556668210>Um, I have fun playing my free win characters! Fuck you!Thank you for admitting your homosexuality. That takes a lot of bravery.
>>556668392indians can be funny, too, thoughwe really just need a firewall to filter out all of the thirdies with chips on their shoulders, and let the funny ones keep posting
>>556668464>silver >free win skill issue unironically
>>556668395stop spamming!!!!
I feel sorry for all the Apollo bros, you finally get narrowed down to the final 2 and then they just randomly update Celestes model at the last minute to make her hotter (plus a bunch of her animations get leaked)It feels like voter fraud
>play Venator>never hit my shotgun stun>nobody ever walks in my traps>miss every ult shotI don't know why I thought I could play a hero that requires aim.
>>556667895look at the leader board for your character and see if the person who made the build is high on it
>>556668567most silvers are retarded she is 100% broken if you are good at her bro her lane is ridiculous too. not that guy either
can they please change miku's model back? she's fucking ugly now
>MM patch to help new and returning players>play a couple games>every game is a one sided stomp vs autists one tricking 16 hours a day with comms>uninstallGo fuck yourselves Icefraud and yoshi you fat fucking niggers
>>556668567>Character whose biggest weakness is farming, getting jumped by 6 people when she dives into melee, and having to deal with moving around the map is weak on the actual game mode and overpowered on the 4v4 mode where she's just handed free itemsWOW! You're such a genius for realizing this, anon!
>>556668737>her lane is ridiculousholy bot opinion
>my ass is getting put in ascendant lobbies and somehow oracle 3 nowi was hardstuck ritualist in december
>>556668807uhm maybe you should play the real game, sweetie.
VenatorGAWDS are ridin' with Apollo
>>556667895check OP links.most heroes have junk builds in their top daily though.
>clock in the hideout is the actual current timesovl>>556668425escalating exposure is my pairing of choicespeaking of, is the damage listed under exposure on the graphs the bonus damage from the resistance reduction? It seems a little low
9/12 for inhouseGet the fuck in here already 7S4CW 7S4CW 7S4CW
does paige have an innate melee charge effect or does it just look like it goes farther because she's small?
Just had a really nice brool match in which everyone was shitposting in the all chat, pretty rare
>>556669070She doesn't. Her heavy melees scale with spirit, though.
>>556669070I think all heroes melee the same distance. Paige's heavy melee damage has spirit scaling, though, which is unique I believe.
Victor and Rem on the same team has to be the most unfun thing to ever exist in this game.
>>556669325just being healing reduction, bro
>brool round 5, got the piano>Billy mentions that the CC lasts so long that his 3 went out before he could movekek
>>556669325Say it.
Victor is so fucking boring>Farm for 20 minutes until you get your core items>Then go to teamfights anytime your ult is up and be unkillable>If your ult is down go back to farming>Until your ult comes back up then go chimp out
how do I make infernus work at phantom? His fire bullets are quite difficult to proc, no one is going to present face to you to get shot. Poke is hard to deal with, and his base gun does so little damage vs. creeps. I've been trying to max flame dash and rush rapid recharge to be a splitpushing rat, but most of the time the enemy can see it coming and still track me down. His napalm grenade feels like a joke ability until T4, and rushing that first is giving up either an actually strong orb or being able to flamedash repeatedly
how am I supposed to build bebop after all these back-to-back nerfs? nerf nerf nerf. also, why do reddit users hate bebop so much? they compare him to adolf hitler
>>556669325bro your healbane? your curse? your spirit resilience? your scourge? your focus lens? your inhibitor?
>>556669494everyone hates bebop, hes a nigger hero
10/12 for inhouse 7S4CW 7S4CW 7S4CW
>>556669462yeah but still more fun than infernus somehow.
Did they change how the bonus boon stats show up?
>>556669494Capitalize on your hook solo winning games. Don't just randomly throw it out.
Are they ever going to fix the matchmaking? Every game either being: get raped or do the raping is not fun. It just isn't. Please god just put me in a normal lobby. You can't even "get good" or really have fun with the game because it's either a frustrating mess where your team is losing the entire time or your game is over in 20min because you just wreck them. Who has fun doing that? You're seriously telling me they can match 12 people of relatively similar skill?
>>556669635Yes, also now it only bugs out 70% of the time rather than 90%.
Is it Ven ah tore or Ve nay tur
>>556669494That's supposed to be her title, give it back!
Yamato needs buffs.
>>556669494melee
>>556667858Which doesn't help in solo queue
>>556669494People have hated hookers since the beginning of time.I personally am still of the belief that Pudge should have been removed from Dota 15 years ago.
>>556669494good fuck bebop niggers infinite scaling heroes need to fuck off he needs another nerf on his uppercut
>>556664681100%Sorry
>>556669535>>556669850found 'em
>>556669494>MAYUN HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FEED MAH STACKS WHEN DA WYTE MAN TRYNA KEEP ME DOWN>DESE WYPIPO ALWAYS HAVE IT OUT FO A NIGGA FRI hope they nerf niggerbop again and again
>>556669894no matter how much you cry you are hated by every single person who touches this game, keep coping you worthless nigger, it makes the tears you faggots cry when hes gutted even better
>>556665739They should literally just call it RoshanShouldn't necessarily look like Dota's Roshan, all the neutrals should be eldritch tentacles
*raises paw*what if stacks went off of confirmed hook kills instead of bombs? aka he hooked them and then they died within 8s or so
I still feel like Mirage is a non-characterchange the scarabs or tornado. or do something
>>556670056As a bebop main I unironically agree. I never much cared for the "dude I put bomb on myself and run in like a moron"Landing hooks was always the most fun part of his kit and the most skillful.
>>556669494>bebop nerfedLOL!
I uninstalled because of bebop
>>556666369Part of the problem with MM is that each chimp at the bottom thinks they're the most evolved monkey.
>>556669810I'd say the majority of kelvin/viscous/ppaige build it
>>556670204Mirage has the Shen problem, where a mapwide teleport with very few restrictions is just so powerful of a tool that you're forced to make the rest of his kit kinda lame
I re-installed because of bebop
>>556669706Patrons say it the first way
>>556670056isnt that just giga broken
How do I into the Doorman?
i fucked >556670331 mom while he was re-installing deadlock to play bebop
>>556669706it's latin, so the former
>>556670464>throw a bell at someone>cart someone under a walker while giggling to yourself >ult someone your team is jumping, saving them and throwing the game as the enemy team collapses and rapes yousimple really
I re-installed because of Silver
>>556670464First off, you have to be very gay. Are you very gay anon?
>>556670464work as a doorman for 3 months
I re-installed because of Venator
>>556670464First you gotta play Portals 1 and 2 + the multiplayer levels
>>556670559ok but what about the doors?>>556670605I like femboys and traps but that's not gay.>>556670632Those games always looked boring to me.
>>556670329just make him furion
>>556670693you use the doors to cart someone under your walker
>>556668114What does the build have to do with how quickly you earn money? Or do you mean the items fitting that 4,8k mark because at that point its efficient to go back to shop?
if a single m1gger on your tierlist is ever below A tier at least I will not take it seriously. the fact that some people genuinely think wraith and haze are low tier characters is insane to me. just because you cannot aim does not mean they are not strong
>>556670693>I like femboys and traps but that's not gay.ooooo, idk how to tell you this anon......
>>556670797Being attracted to femininity isn't gay
>>556670738yeah but how do you set them up? I played a single Brawl and I never had good door placement to do anything with them>>556670797Being attracted to feminine features isn't gay even if there's a penis involved
>buffing Drifter's ult so it flips your cameraVery cool.
>>556669494
>get shrink ray>use it on our team's rem>he becomes smaller than the creepsfucking lmao this is fantastic
>>556670864>set one up next to your walker>throw the second one behind the enemy and cart themif I have to explain this much I dont think you should play doorman no matter how gay you are
Speaking of m1ggers,we actually need more spirit items because spirit scaling itemization is so limited it's not even funny.there's a trillion ways to scale gun damage but only a handful of spirit items while the rest of them are all utility.
>excited for Venator as I want an m1 carry that i actually want to play>he gets added>he can't carry
>>556670864>if there's a penis involvedThe dick is what makes it gay
>>556665694>impossible to miss or mess upwanna fucking bet?
>>556671214I can't help you if you're too gay to appreciate a feminine penis
>>556670746Okay I went to the wiki, because I recalled something about a 4,8k investment thing being mentioned in one of the public builds I used, why is this not mentioned anywhere in game (at least not in the first two tutorials) jesus fucking christ valve
Why do I sometimes hear characters on the other team say good job?
What are the best character and abilities for new Mystic Reverb? Shiv Dash isn't bad. Geist bombs? Or maybe life drain
>>556671348tab and hover the 3 colored bars, it's pretty hidden though
Does it actually matter which direction you press when wall jumping? Like going into the testing room it seems like I jump the same direction regardless if I press A or D
>>556671280>feminine penis>feninine>penispick one
>>556671348I have a question. Are these additional or seperate? As in, when I get 1,600 am I going up by 2% from 7% or am I getting a whole 9% putting me at 16%?
>>556671348It's not mentioned because why the fuck would it beYou look at the investment bar, you see it gets a big jump, you think to yourself "huh maybe it's worth building value items for that on this hero to hit this here breakpoint"This isn't a thing you get handheld on, it's just a thing. It's ~20% extra bullet damage because you spent a moderate amount.
>>556671568>As in, when I get 1,600 am I going up by 2% from 7%yes
>>556671519pretty sure the only thing that matters when jumping is your current momentum, but it goes without saying you can affect said momentum with A and D and your camera after you've jumped
>>556670464gun doorman, I don't even use the doors
>>556671515my retarded ass thought for some reason that meant damage type split or something, but there's no vitality related damage
>>556671348this game does an awful job of explaining anything. and its ok because its an alpha excuse.
>>556671308>>556671308>>556671308>>556671308
>>556671564There are also masculine vaginasGet over it
What is the purpose of this tech where you bind crouch to mouse wheel and do like a mini dash jump by immediately crouching after the dash and then jumping?
>>556671568>Are these additional or seperate? As in, when I get 1,600 am I going up by 2% from 7% or am I getting a whole 9% putting me at 16%?The latter, you get the amount listed.
>>556671519
>>556670746I mean that if a build neglects hitting the relevant 4800 breakpoints in gun/spirit and vitality it's probably not a very good build. For example, pretty much every high level player playing an M1 character is going to pick up 3 1600 vitality items in the early midgame, and often it's Battle Vest/Bullet Lifesteal/Enduring speed. Why? So they get the big 4800 vitality health bonus, so they can actually come to fights. Think about a build that tells you to make monster rounds, headshot booster, fleetfoot and kinetic dash. That's an even 4800 gun investment, which means you get an early power spike. Now think about a build that makes monster rounds, hollow point, and then glass cannon. That build goes from 800 to 4000 to 10400, and thus never hits the 4800 breakpoint until you farm an additional 5600 souls, delaying your power spike for a very long time. A smart person would put this second build in the trash.
>>556644591Itemization is at its worst right now.It feels like if you don't buy X, Y, and/or Z "core item" for whichever applicable character then you're useless and teeth less, which is bad game design.
>>556671758to feel cool
>>556671810but what happens if you're moving parallel to the wall and just hold W or no button at all when you walljump
>>556671575I didn't know this was a thing at all because the game never mentions it and I didn't really notice these bars when pressing tab, just looking at the numbers 4,8k is obviously a super efficient sweetspot you'd want to know about when making builds for characters
>>556671913You get one inbetween the two extremes.This video is neutral walljump>towards walljump>away walljump.https://www.dlmovement.wiki/_media/universaltech/walljumping.mp4
>>556669468unc said orb
>>556670454Not really. You get way more kills off random bombs than you do hooks, and random bombs are much harder to dodge/prevent than hook.
>>556670454way harder than bomb spam and requires him to land hook consistently
Starting to remember why I uninstalled this dogshit game
>>556642935seriously i've gotten 5 games in a row this week where the other team plays like retards, how is this emissary?
My issue with playing silver is it really feels like she has dogwater build variety. I try to build differently than a "gun+tank", but it never "feels differently" or it just does shitty.
>>556670559>>ult someone your team is jumping, saving them and throwing the game as the enemy team collapses and rapes youSurely you meant "as your team collapses and the enemy rapes you".
>>556674801I meant what I said
>>556674828How can you throw a game then get raped by a collapsed enemy team?On a related note the amount of retarded doorman "allies" who incorrectly is insane. I swear it feels like 5v7 sometimes. Even worse if there's an enemy Viscous because it's like a double cube.
>>556666270God I love black women
>>556670464buy the headshot items and pump the rest in that bellbuy the vortex activepros miss the cart>door combo all the time it's fine
My issue with playing Venator is that I only want to play more Venator
how does yoshi allow one character to single highhandedly win the game for their retarded team just because it went on too long despite the entire team itemizing against them
>>556673998at the moment the only real melee heroes are ones that can guarantee melee like abrams or get heavy melee as an upgrade in their ability tree
>>556653809I want to have sex AS Mina!
>>556684098Shit’s fucked the update moved me into oracle (bumping me from ritualist to archon wasn’t bad enough). Now I’ve one two games out of the last sixteen AND I CAN’T GET OUT. One game I got raped by a rem for 40 minutes. Another we fed a drifter to the point he singlehandedly pushed into base and nobody could kill him. Something’s so fucking broken.
>>556664928They're everywhere in Age of Empires and it's a real menace. They're like Russians in temper but they're much more likely to be just straight up cheating. I'm glad they don't interact with us ont he regular web, it'd be completely unusable.
