Previous: >>556631627>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
fat
hairy
tats
i was told that this one will be better...
>>556654690Gentildonna has fat hairy tats?
I cannot stop thinking about this
>>556654867Imagine...
another day of failed mutations
>>556654894you should stop
Digitan LOVE
>>556654894stop spamming
>>556654301the best kind, if I dare say so
>>556654968what did she mean by this?
hag
>>556654894this is so underwhelming i have no idea how it got popular
>>556654586>A rank>don't flatline>don't disappearAlmondLove has 1 spot for an active like-minded player. Drop your ID for a scout
>>556654894same
>>556655069I still don't trust you, mostly cuz it's almond... if it was gentle, I might think about it.
>>556655049yes
autis/uma/ still has 1 slot open for any umadacchi who wants a fun a+ club whos only major rule is just play the game!respond with your id if you want in
>>556654894>>556655079Never stopThis is umazing
>>556654867How can tits be hairy
>>556655058yuri signal boostalgo pushes gay stuff
Umallo
>>556654894this would be perfect if it had some slight boob jiggle
>>556655249This is the face of a trustworthy umamusume. Join today.
Question: For the Matikanefukukitaru SSR card, is it worth anything if you don't go to the trouble to MLB it? I have exactly 0 of them after 61 rolls so far.
>>556655286First rule of raid club is don’t talk about raid club
>>556655262this is yuri for performative yuri fansthese characters are not gay for each other there is no actual appeal
you guy made fun of teiobro for being obese but it turns out you're all fatfags anyway
which way /uma/
If your favorite whorse has an active dedicated subreddit they are a Reddit horse.
Yippee!
I have 0/3 umas ready for CM.Am I cooked bros?
>>556655286>He got SO upset he missed the new thread and went here to seetheBwo you are one pathetic individual, anyone told ya that?
dancho banned me from the club subreddit...
>>5566553563LB = usable in a pinchanything below and it is a non-factor.
>>556655545nah this is one of the easiest CMs to train for since you don't need S distance
>>556655516Sasuga, Shichi.
I didn't expect this place to have a considerable amount of architects. You guys AREN'T bricking your runs by causing your umas to overeat at crucial moments, right? cause I do that
How big is your uma themed hoodie collection?
>>556655490Middle
>>556653818Is Tachyon any better than DaSca outside medium races?
>>556655657you spontaneously started posting paragraphs about "the jews" for seemingly no reason...
>>556655258hairs can grow on titsThose grow on the chest area, starting from the middle part, and then you have hairs around the nipples
>>556655667Okay, thanks. I'll probably just borrow it from someone else then.
>>556655816She's sexier
>4chan but in the Umamusume universe
>>556655286
Dear /uma/, I previously rerolled until I got MLB Kitasan Black. Currently I have 30k carats and only one SSR trainee from the 50 free pulls they gave a few days ago.Should I>pull on the all uma banner until I get my oshi along with expanding my roster?or>save for the Fine Motion support banner? I currently have her at 0LB
>>556655806i just have mejiro ryan merch, no hoodies
>>556655490left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left
>>556655920Well, true.
Making homemade pizza with anchovies, double cheese, olives, ham and eggs, and another one with bacon instead of anchovies
I want to beat the shit out of Teio.
ace on my face
>>556656153
>>556656223s-stop she's already dead...
>>556656153Teio would shatter your ribcage with a single kick.
>>556655983pull on uma banner, then pull on Fine Motion + SMaru rerun
I can't decide whether to roll for VBourbon or Ballroom Sky.Vbourb>+Is stronger on release>+Makes my life as a front player easier>-I don't like Bourbon THAT muchSky>-Still has to do groundwork autism>+Could maybe get spooked by Vbourb if I get stupid lucky>~Isn't that good on release but better later?>-Is my wife BUT I prefer the default costume
>>556655941>plenty of pics>child actor
>>556655858Gross
>>556656304You know what she's not?Cold
>>556656432do NOT look up the epsatono files
>>556655983Oshi gaming
>half of my speed>overtakes right before the finish lineBULLSHIT
Mambo!
>>556656502
>>556656560FILLY'D
>>556656429>uma that can be used on every single race from here to eternity>parent uma that will be only used as a parent because as a runner is subpar, and even as a parent isn't even the top tier choiceI wonder
>>556656429>wifeIf you pull on Bourbon you're a cheater.
>>556656429ballroom sky is an oshi roll
>>556654586ROV LOVE
>>556656502large horse
>>556656560Sprinters Stakes 1992 moment.
>>556655983you don't have the luxury of pulling on umas as a fresh account if you plan to min-max as a f2p/low-spend. if you really, really want your oshi then that's what the paid selector is for. if you don't care much about being "competitive" (given you're a fresh account, you simply won't be) then pull on the all-uma banner for your oshi and just play casually.personally, i would save till tachyon/light hello and float off of free pulls and gibs. pulling on the next finemo banner is rough because kawakami princess speed is a nothingburger and you have the much more valuable finemo+maru banner later. the issue with waiting and pulling on the finemo+maru is that ramonu is just three months later thus you may be carat starved.
>>556657069I'm feeling so creative right now
>>556656771I need the busty shortstack donkeyI need to read bedtime stories with her to our children, and then have her do her best to not wake them up with stifled moans in the other room as I put another in her
>>556657186based
me on the left
>>556655058Armpit fetishBakushin's expression and the hand placementThe wobble wobble giving weight to the animationFemdom
>>556655983>>save for the Fine Motion support banner? I currently have her at 0LBThat banner is in August, you have plenty of time to get 60k carats.>inb4 pulling for FM before thatBe retarded then.
Taiki Shuttle is my strongest Uma
>>556657313>no darker eartipsNot McQueen.
>Croix du Nord lost to son of Duramente and grandson of Mejiro Dober
>Falco aquarius run>fast learner>charming>incredibly good trainings>get enough greens for groundwork>2nd inherit event, no groundworkFuck this i will just use Falco without Groundwork and just gamble on being the only front in Aquarius rooms. She was like 80 points from S too
>>556656603
>>556656502tasteful boy uma
ChronoGenesis is broken...
>>556657689Nyooo...
>>556657724I will now flatline. Haha, fuck you Danchou.
>>556657380me on the left
>>556657549i notice when ntr doesn't have the hair gradient
Flatlining isn't real there is always a curve even slightly so
>>556657885brat.
>>556657646He is actually 3-0 lol
>>556655492so? Who cares? I don't even know if my favorite does, but even if she did, it wouldn't change anything about how I feel regarding her. Why do anons keep pushing this retarded, effeminate notion that "If the wrong people like X, X is bad?" My oshi is my favorite and I couldn't give two shiits what some retard on reddit or any other shitthole thinks, it's not relevant either way. pussies
>>556657330>yuritroon
>>556654737I want to rub it so fucking bad...
>>556657885
>>556657937Peak offended redditranny answer
I rolled 2 10-Pulls on the Scam Banner and got 2 Rainbows I didn't have before. Do I keep rolling or count myself lucky?
>>556657885correction is needed
>>556657937reddit moment
>>556657649>gamble on being the only front in Aquarius roomsoh no no no
>>556657998giving up when even closer to the spark is bricked
>>556655545Nah, anything can actually win. I was in a room with 4 A+ umas and 5 S umas, the 4 A+ umas swept the podium and fourth place. The only thing you need to worry about is getting the key abilities (Mummy and Plancha), having high wit, and hope you don't lose the PDM coinflips, S distance is negligible, S Turf might be worth considering. I also like it because it's one of the better opportunities I can oshi pick and they win
>>556657885Going to steal her hat if she keeps up with this nonsense.She's going to look so bald.
>>556657649Yeah I'm sure you won't meet any front SMaru, front XOguri, front Pasa, and that one anon from earlier who was trying to build front Taiki
>>556657998You don't stop gambling in the middle of a hot streak!!
>>556657889Ok then what is this?
>>556654931Using umas that already have high sprint affinity so you can get Turf S is the real meta play anon.
>>556657937you made him mad
>>556657937tachyonbro btw
>>556658125the difference between a+ and s can be literally one point
>>556658067i really don't wanna make a pasa. Her mask looks almost as stupid as goldship's ear mufflers
>>556658180fucking based is what it is
>>556658180My fuarking hero
>>556655983Spark the all-uma banner, then save everything until Agnes Tachyon/Light Hello in July or Finemo/SMaru in August. I doubt you'll be able to MLB both of them but you can (and should) MLB one or the other. Ramonu is in November so make sure you MLB her, if you save 60k carats that should be enough.
armpit.gif
god that event was annoying, what do i spend my crystal on i dont wanna mess up
>>556656429neither sound worth it
>>556658429If you don't know, then you should save it
>>556658429Save.
>>556657487THE MIGHTIEST MILERBIG FAT AMERICAN TITSUNDEFEATEDOH SAYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556658423If she's that good at licking I might pull for her.
>>556658429it's for the future to complete when you end up with a lb2 or 3 card after spark instead of continuing inefficiently
>>5566584294chan shakur
How often do these Racing Carnival events happen? John Cygames doesn't want me to have a stockpile of RP jellies if he expects me to finish this event + get enough points to get the worthwhile stuff from the store.
>>556658180this guy is the danchou and has been stuck at 2m fans since october
NYOOOOOO
>>556657937favorite is Narita Brian btw, I could see her having one, but I wouldn't know, because I don't use r****t
>>556658429>there are anons in this very thread that have burned all of their crystals and selectors already
>>556658429>Should I spend my crystal RIGHT NOW or should I wait for a card that can cost about $1200 (90k carats) to MLBjust b urself
>>556657418Yeah, Mummy requires you to be fourth or above with an uma in front of you. The only style that wouldn't really want that is Runaway. The better gaslight would have been saying Plancha should be on the styles.
>marked
>>556658721it's a pretty rare event that becomes even rarer as time goes on, japs aren't a big fan of it
>>556658725He is still the danchou? I thought he would have been demoted by now
>>5566554924chan has a subreddit.Sorry, bud, but you're on a Reddit imageboard.
>>556657996>illiterate contrarian retard/uma/ never disappoints, I'll give it that.
Which umas are in love with me
>>556659048Mayano Top Gun.
>>556658919
>>556659016he's just like my danchou...
>>556659048Air ShakurMejiro RyanBelieve
>>556654894He really should've animated this with Bakushin's ass instead of her armpit.
Anything here worth using a Gold Uncap on or should I wait for some future card?
>>556659048Surely there's a list of umas who are undoubtedly and unambiguously for (You) somewhere
>>556658917why are you saying his effort was a gaslight? Provide evidence for your claims or I'll call you a nigger
racing carnival isn't that bad it's pretty quick
The Curren Chan x Smart Falcon babu is born!It's a filly!
>>556659048you get uhhhhhhh twin tarbo but the only way she expresses her love is yell at you i wonder if umas have racial slurs for humans
>>556659226chinpo windy
>>556659116
>want to run taiki and el as aces>can't use either as parents>don't know who to use as parentHELP
>>556659116man the artist fucked up the side of her face there
>>556659016Holding the club hostage by logging in just to retain the position like Clover and Mambo danchuds
Going to bed, hopefully the threads will be better tomorrow
>>556659271I enjoyed it, it's a lot of nice rewards for minimal time investment.
>>556658817>crystals
>>556659016it takes 2 weeks for dancho status to be relinquished
What is a mule?
>>556659384Yes, crystals2 to be exact
>>556659423You don't know what a mule is?
is using my gold crystal on a 3lb windy worth it? is the mlb REALLY that much better?
>>556659309
>>556659294When would I even use her though, I got SR Sweepy to MLB
What is your honest opinion about Almond Eye?
>>556659234Unless this filename is a gaslight to gaslight me.
>>556658817I burned my rainbow crystal and selector on Super Creek, had her at 1LB after the Kita banner, MLB'd Kita in 200 pulls (very lucky, 4 copies), and with a 0lb Finemo getting Creek to 3LB was the obvious pick and one I do not regret. Not sure what I'll burn the next rainbow crystal on, will have to see how my pulls on Agnes/SMaru/Ramonu go. I'll probably hold onto it until November, honestly.
>>556659363
>>556659423pretty sure just horses dont exist in uma, so mules, camels and the like still exist
>>556659423They’re those guys who carry drugs. They have to be really fit to do their jobs.
I hate you guys.
>>556659423she's trying to tell you she's infertile so its safe to cum insideobviously, she's trying to trick you
>>556659423It's that thing you've been sticking your dick in.
>>556659384Tell me the name of this movie I want to watch something while doing parent rooms
>>556659514Sheeeit nigga we be getting free pulls when mant drops why is u wanna burn da crystal?
>>556659574a mule is a horse/donkey hybrid though bwo...
>>556659603Don't say that...
>>556659363CHOWA?!
>>556659574Right, but then what is a mule?
>>556659514Golds are always a fucking gamble. Use the crystal on one and get ready to have 3 of them show up the next time you pull for support cards.
>>556659548>anon doesn't understand jokessasuga, 4chan
stupid shitgame
>>556659292Based.
>>556659520
>SUPER CREEK IS SO IMPORTANT YOU NEED TO REROLL AND ROLL HER BANNER>hasn't been used for several CMs now>won't be used in the next twobiggest gaslight of a card desu. so much for "still good in jp today". absolutely irrelevant card now
i like how that annoying memedog is now forever known as the pit licker
>>556659293>the only way she expresses her love is yell at youWorks for meI LOVE Twin Tahbo
>>556658429>20 rainbow shards
>>556659642Inglorious Basterds
>>556659792anon..
>>556659130>>556659349>>556659416Why are danchuds like this?
>>556659543I don't have an opinion for an Uma I don't know anything about
>>556659543Lala is better.
Is another racing carnival coming any time soon or can I blow through my whole RP restores pile on this event?
>>556659016left that club months ago but I still follow a guy from there, he finally got removed
>>556659603No one forced your tongue into Bakushin's pit, doggy.
>>556659543fuck off back to jp
>>556659836Thanks, uncslop is always fun
Why is she making that expression?
>>556659603get licking
>>556659325you dumb nigger>Go to Gametora>look up who has best compatibility with El/Taiki>look at your own parents>choose the best ones closest with El/Taiki>choose parents with good accels for El/Taiki this is not hard.
>>556659750
>>556659673>>556659687i-i have to admit i didn't know mules were crossbreeds of horses with donkeys... the more you know i guess
I can't wait to pull on this pit licker.
>>556659773Twin Turbo more like Single Naturally Aspirated Engine LOL
>>556659758Everyone realized longslop fucking sucks to play anyways so it's only good for the sweatiest of poors grinding out the extra $5 worth of carats.
Why is Tosen Jordan always throwing up gang signs?
>>556659642beginning of a new era
>>556659543I will be raping her with my 30k jims whether she wants to come or not this month
>>556659920honestly good on them, hopefully that happens in mambo
>>556659543I thought she was a jenshin character
>>556659758I used her last CM.
>>556660027I didn't think I'd pull on her but now that I know she licks Bakushin's armpits...
>>556659363seeeeeexxx
>>556659746In game NPCs give her 4 double circles and one lack of an opinion, so there is a pretty big possibility this will be a really good horsethe only question is on what surface will she run on and what distance will suit her, but we will find out when she goes into training
>>556659543I think about how there's definitely at least 1 anon that has jacked it to her birthing videos
>>556659773>>556659293why are people so hyped for turbo? I know she was popular irl but wasn't she a complete jobber? All i can see is like a g2 and a g3 win
Bakushin doesn't even know what is sex
>>556659543overglazed tokyo merchant
>>556660038snowbunny, grew up in the hood.
>>556659919There will be another one in around two months
>>556659976I'm more worried about unique skills and white skills to aim for but i don't have other accel 3* well i have dober but she's bad for pacers
The funniest part of this pic is that Yujiro is weaker than the stronger umas in this series
uuuuuuuu shichi.....
>>556659979
>>556659514I would wait until after we get the (allegedly) free rolls on NTR/Admire Vega SR card. If you're stupid lucky (and I do mean stupid lucky) you'll get some Admire Vegas. If you're lucky you'll get your last Stinko. >t.had the same question but held onto crystal, and got 2 Stinko's from the Fuku free pullsIt would have been a VERY shitty feeling if I'd burned it early. Don't be hasty.
>>556659423Imagine Rice Shower but bigger
>>556660227I don't deserve it...
Think about it Anon. How come most girls and trannies that play this game like Curren Chan and how most guys who play this game hate Curren Chan. What could this possibly mean?
>>556660216>gif>not webmYou dad is a normie and he should be killed
>>556660127
does falco also need mummy creek's ult or is just pasa's ult fine
>>556660231
>>556660289>Skincare productsI actually do have to consider looking into them so this is a gift I'd appreciate in reality
>>556660130>Jobber>Loud>Bright colored hair>Retarded>That one moment in the anime where she yells at Teio What's there not to love Oh and I forgot to mention the bodysuit
>>556660130Everyone loves GigaNigeShe supposedly has a good career story
>>5566602823.5 SCVs
>>556659758>Used in CM1, CM2, and CM4Don't know about future usages, but she definitely had immediate payoff. I also used her for CM6 and CM8
technically double banner has reduced duplicate chance and only 10k expected carrots to get one of the features but last time i tried this value pull idea i got raped by prostitute city on 198
>>556657985How come there is jiggle? There's nothing there...
>>556660130She stole my heart in season 2 of the anime.Also her design reminds me of early 2010s internet/anime and I like that.
>>556660409
>>556660298>How come most girls and trannies that play this game like Curren Chanhow do you know this? Do you spend a lot of time with 3DPD girls (disgusting) or trannies (much barf)? >what does it meanit means (assuming you're right) that Curren is popular with whores and trannies. And? Did you have a point? Or this just another "wrong group likes X therefore X is bad?"
>>556658429Wait how many rainbow shards are we supposed to be at. I only have 17 and haven't claimed this event one yet so I'd only be at 18... when the fuck did I brick myself
>>556660464i love jobbers but she seems too stupid to take it seriously
>>556660130Because she's the best?
>>556659412Rice love
>>556660614>dumb pigeon strikes again
>>556660298girls identify with being a whore and guys naturally dislike impure skanks
>>556659543I like to envision the seething at Calandagan breaking her record
>>556660298Men don't like whores like Curren
>>556660127alright that's enough internet for today.......
>>556658917While true in theory, what ends up happening in practice is you don’t end up overtaking as Late or End until the last hundred meters or so, so you end up with a chunk of wasted skill points that could have been spent getting you to that position.
naked umamusumes sitting on my face
>>556660601
>>556660367It's a good backup plan if you're against another Falco or front runner where your Falco might blow her ult early, any extra speed carryover or speed+accel you still have for late race goes a long way.
>>556656375>>556656880>>556657443>>556658415Got it, I'll go for umas and then save for the Finemo/SMaru banner. What's so good about the Tachyon/Hello banner?
>>556659758It has more longevity than any card not named Kita or Fine Motion. Everything else has an even shorter shelf life. Good race bonus, chain gold heal that isn't random and TE on top of stam
>>556660227Sometimes I wonder how much people on the outside envy Tracen trainers. I mean, it's a brutal, full-time job but they pay seems solid, you get famous if you're good at it, and on top of that you spend years around young and beautiful umamusume
>>556660130She had an incredibly exciting way to run as oonige is quite rare. You can hear the crowd go wild in her win here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3OI3QuxOloAlso her ingame career has a really nice ending referencing Panthalassa following Turbo's lead as a modern oonige. Her character beeing meek and easily intimidated while being so loud and active is also really fucking cute
Can someone post some Capricorn CM rooms?
>>556660810ayabased
>>556660227Why is she giving my gift behind the school?
>>556660887Tachyon is really good, Light Hello is really good
>>556660696raisu for waifu for laifu
>>556660810
>>556660635>arentgirlscuterwhentheyrealmostretarded.jpg
>>556660614Did you stock free pulls for fukukitaru?
>>556660130She's blue Ulala
>>556660473nice pixels anyon
How long can I get away with ten-timing my uma trainees?
>>556660130She's the FASTEST and most AHEAD of every other hors and she will always stay true to that.
>>556659543she's hot but my inner contrarian causes me to lose interest when a character wins too often and has little competition
Wob Woy.
>>556660473Yellow border mean that? And what does the blue text mean?
>>556660887Scenario cards become increasingly important starting with Light Hello, and Tachyon is an excellent speed SSR that remains valuable for a long time (especially for pacers) because of the Skill Points bonus 2 she has (skills become increasingly valuable with later scenarios).
>>556661032what did anon mean by this?
>>556661147Cyute!
i like strong mares
>>556661012
>clubmate tries to convince me about Palmer SSR StaminaApparently it's the only "Front Stamina Card" ever released and according to him core to frontrunners. But it's a stamina card without a gold recovery. That has to be gaslighting right? Daiwa to grab attention
>>556660614In case you are actually serious, 193 - Halloween Story3 - Autumn Story3 - Christmas Story3 - New Year Story2 - Racing Carnival (One from Mission and one from the Shop)2 - Fuji Kiseki Show Time1 - AkiTen Legend Race1 - Arima Legend Race1 - Trainer Apt Test
>>556660298it means that if you like curren chan ur gay
>>556661030>blulala
>>556660483
>>556660958Cause there are no cameras there
>>556661163Yellow border = anon thinks the writing is above other careersBlue text = The for (you) aspect is above other careers
>>556661167real shame how mant fucked stats so that the only strength dimension left is skills
>>556661214
>>556661238>front stamina cardum ssr seiun sky is like right there bwo....
>>556661381Thanks
usable?
Finally I can shove Gran's erotic crotch in my face
>>556661238Look at its skills and stats*.*With the disclaimer that its TE comes from its Unique Effect.
>>556661238>the onlyNot really considering Seiun exists right now. But he's right in a way that no other stamina card for fronts come out after this card.
>>556660130She just likes running that much it's enjoyable to watch. Afaik irl people were always excited to see her try and if she would gas out or do a spectacular win as there was no in-between
>>556661408
>>556661248nta but I appreciate the thoroughness. I nearly got tricked into thinking we'd have 20 by now (an anon LIED in the thread a few days ago) and was disappointed I'd missed one somehow
>>556661564Licking gran’s erotic tummy…
>>556661238bourbon needs it so she can get taking the lead without having to use twin turbo. bourbon is good enough that this is worth having to use a kind of shitty stamina card on her. but once smart falcon speed comes out, she can just use that instead.
wtf the captcha was expiring instantly so I couldn't post. Fix your shit jannigers
kingu lovethat is all
>>556661780kingu!
>>556661303>had her on my alt accountI miss Finemo......
>>556661303Hehe.
>>556661641
>>556661238>>556661565The Unique effect isn’t hard to maintain. You just need high energy.
>>556661565>uniquedoesn't read bad as you will only train with about half filled energy anyways unless the scaling starts there>>556661435>>556661574i completely forgot Seiun stamina exists lmao
>>556661786Helios is a retard. She has THAT right in front of her and waiting for her but continues chasing after Ruby
>>556661562are the grandparents 3 stars? if so that's totally fine.. you'll miss like 60~ stat per run but if you have good affinity this owns
>>556661786Ojiisans hunters
>>556661870>>556661786>Palmer can't user her own cracked out cardEasiest skip of my life.
>>556661238Borrowbait.
>>556661862
>>556661846Jobs done.
>>556661780Very first-rate!
>>556661562The rate of 2* sparks at 600+ statline is truly, truly infuriating.
Why does this game still have bloomers? Do they not know they are old-fashioned and Japanese school girls don't wear them anymore?
I'm afraid you've already charmed me, Shichi
>>556662047Turbo has her gold innate. Skip here too
>>556658429WTFFFFFF I MISSED A RAINBOW SHARD
>>556662132Shut the fuck up.Plump uma thighs
>>556662064
>>556661649Given that we have 21 Gold Shards by now due to Legend Race gives out one Rainbow Shard and two Gold Shards it can throw people off
Not falling for this Turbo astroturf, sorry.
>>556662140On the other hand if you choose the Celestial Maiden option and give your reason for it she gets mad about it and pushes you into the water
WATASHI WINNER DES
>>556662132In the umamusume world they still use it, also you can get married starting at 16
>>556661903If you believe the wiki, it scales linearly. 10 at 50 energy, up to a maximum of 20.
>>556662354it can also throw people off when anons photoshop their rainbow shard count and say you should have 21. Evil bastards, I believed you
>>556662291
>>556662451WOW
>>556662140Gold City is hot as fuck, too bad she is a serial jobber in game
>>556662140Why is she trying to seduce you so hard?
>>556662451OUCHI laugh every time, does this make me an asshole?
>>556661923But Ruby is cute, you know.
i want to gamble some umamusumes
I am falling for the Gentil astroturf, thanks
>>556662491
>>556662132>Japanese school girls don't wear them anymore?That's terrible tbdesu
Is this the worst scenario for f2p? Apparently this card is a perma borrow for the entire scenario and it comes with 0 free pulls in its own banner AFTER Ramonu. And of course there's no R version for that card
>>556662449That's rude
>Doto's third event takes 20 energy from me>All for 5 speed 10 staminaWEW
>>556661830i still don't forgive you aelred
>>556662132Umamusume is horse isekai heaven, and horses love girls in buruma
>>556661238>comes out right before FM+Maru rerunit's bait, jsut borrow it
>>556662705
>>556661610>things that suckwe have to wait until November to spark her>things that ruleyou'll probably have enough goddess statues to instantly 3* herI CAN'T FUCKING WAIT I NEED THIS RETARDED BLUE GREMLIN NAO
>>556662449>Happy to hear a beautiful compliment from (You)>Reveal to her that you just stole it from one of her fans and it didn't actually come from your heartShe was right to be mad at you.
Do japanese sites keep records of their old CM strats? I'd like to see what they used for this one
>>556662807>is a perma borrow for the entire scenario and it comes with 0 free pullsthat is the easiest decision for f2p's to just borrow that card for the scenario and enjoy GM kino. The event mechanic was really fun for me on jp.
>>556662865lots of people have alt accounts, not just flatlining niggers, anon
>>556662932>>things that suck>we have to wait until November to spark herShe's a 1 star what the fuck are you going to spark her?
>>556662928
>>556662807that was the most retarded move they have done with this game by a lot, 2 weeks of people thinking the scenario will require no mandated support just to drop it after free rolls
I'm still building Curren. This fucking whore won't hit Turf S.
>>556662637Nah, because the parallel between that and if you manage to fail a wit training during summer makes me laugh, too. Yells out ouch, but it's ouch to what, her ego to miss the button press? Or she got a headache? It's one reason I don't mind doing something like an 8% wit training in summer if the other trainings are bad and I'd get more from it rather than resting
>>556662807You do know that after MANT the pal card for every scenario is always "human rights" tier right?
>>556662449>Hadn't planned to get the gyaru alts>Now I want to get all of them>Already missed geisha cityNot like this. The selector competition is growing stiff.
>>556663091I'm pulling on the CB banner until she shows up, it shouldn't take long.That's what I mean by sparking.
>>556662932>spark herShe should come with some free rolls on a banner where she has 10% chance each roll due to her being 1*.
>>556662575I know she gets buffed to have an Anchors Aweigh. Not sure if that's enough to make her viable.
Does the small bit of turf at the beginning of the Tokyo 1600 dirt track do anything?
>>556663129
>>556663206ermmmm food festival and mechamusume didn't have a mandatory pal card
>>556663080fair enough
>>556663269i have a tahhboner
>>556663269I don't trust rates for one star and two star umas. I just did 200 pulls on the all-uma banner and got 0 Super Creeks, I'm nervous about getting Mambo next month.
>>556662807>All three goddesses are stallions
>>556663338Yeah. It fucks over your early race acceleration.
>half the thread shilling a 1* unit way off from releasing without any hate at allthe most obvious discordraid ever for a trannyuma
>>556663338The what
>>556662140>check who the fuck is tamamo no mae>a beautiful, brilliant womanOh, makes sense why she's happy
>>556663338Yes pure dirters are bricked
>>556663206Yes but for every other pal cards come with free pulls and a new meta card in the same banner. >>556663362There's the Akikawa card with Nishino power
>>556662807kill, fuck, marry
>>556663346
>>556663338yes, for fronts you need both turf and dirt A or you can forget about claiming first. for falco atleast it helps with career.
>>556662807Maybe they'll give out free rolls to match current JP Standards when a new Scenario drops or you can just borrow it, besides nothing could top with what happened with the Throne group card in JP
>>556663338>dirt/turf mixed trackthat's hilarious holy shit
>>556663338>multi terrainSomeone please post Oguri
>>556663448This is why it's extremely important to learn how to read gametora's racetracks instead.
>>556663552
Finally my Urara will get to shine during a CM!
>>556663420Yeah? what did you think? that they were mares lmao>>556663453>not knowing tamamo no mae
>>556663583>just found out my falco is useless and need to do groundwork farming againfuck this game
>>556663512Akikawa wasn't really that strong in comparison, japs started to skip entirely a few weeks into the scenario
>>556663414About ~10% of players won't get herJust don't be unlucky
This girl is cute...
>>556663775Now I know
>>556663715Wrong image, oops
>>556663747
>>556663704You never noticed during some dirt careers that races start on turf? I always found it weird but never considered it was areal mechanic.
>>556662943based Stacyexplainer
>>556663583Umamusume really is a wit game
>>556663583>for fronts you need both turf and dirt Aso true!
>>556663704It’s realhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-dirt
>>556663934
>>556663338REV UP YOUR AMERICANS. HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR TAIKI, PASA, AND DIGITAL READY FOR THE DUAL APTITUDES.
WEI
>>556663583>You need Dirt AMy carrot will simply reach max velocity during the turf segment.
>>556664149
>>556663962>You never noticed during some dirt careers that races start on turf?I am not a very perceptive person>>556664127Damn
done with my CM9 acespost THE CM10 tierlist
>>556663583>yes, for fronts you need both turf and dirtAs if we needed any more proof that Aquarius is a Front Pasa CM.
>>556664079I cannot WAIT for the "No dual S? BRICKED" memes when people start Aquarius aceruns.
>>556664308Speaking of, does Power/Acceleration affect corners? You know, to simulate centripetal acceleration?
Why are you already building for Aquarius? You realize MANT will drop at the same time as round 1 starts?
>>556664346
>Dirt CMlook inside>Turf
>>556664540It'll drop in the final round, you'll have 10 hours to build your MANT ace like Aoharu.
>>556663704just booted up a february stakes practice room and it's real lmaothe moment it goes from turf to dirt in pic relatedthe team I was bringing was all dirt mootated so it's cool but urarabros and falcobros are turbofucked
>>556664448Honestly if you don't get at least Turf, Dirt and distance S you might as well send uninstall. Style optional but recommended. Don't you love your umas? Do it for them.
>Oshi shows up during Shichi's fan festMy day keeps getting better and better
>>556664497
>>556664552
bros...
>>556664434>CM3: Front Pasa>CM9: Sprint Pasa>CM10: Front Pasa>CM14: Front PasaWhy is Pasa only ever viable if you mutate her?So much disrespect for the horse of the year.
>>556664661I really need to properly reread my shitposts after rewriting them
>>556664752SEXOOOOOO
>>556663338its funny that the commentators have voicelines for "they're moving from turf to dirt" for these specific tracks
>>556659384What does picrel have to do with it. Yes we got 2 crystals but the hand sign shows 3
NOT EVEN FEMALE TRAINERS ARE SAFE!?
>>556664592
>only have 2 dirt umas>suspiciously nice nature shaped third slotUmmmm, what should I do...
Will not train G*rman horses
>>556664752hot glue
>>556664750
>>556664785She comes fast and hard multiple times during sex initially, but she needs you to be gentle and nurse her to the finish
>>556664402>steaming hot body>retarded faceAlmost perfect
>>556664785i wish turbo was that big rather than like bottom 5 smallest
>>556664861name a single time the timeline site has been correct, cygames changes the acceleration rate as they please
>>556664861>it'll drop after registration, round 1 day 1Oh man.
>>556664989>bottom 5 smallestSo she's tall?
>>556664946gn
>>556665004It was correct about the timing of the all-uma banner, just off the top of my head, retard-kun
>discordraid of turbotrannies stil ongoing because people keep taking bait
>>556665004You have no proof that it will drop just before the final round either
>>556665056any jp bro wants to do a stream with practice deck teaching the ropes on how to make a MANT team in less than 24h?
>>556664876>third slotEmbrace your destiny
how do you raise hachimi(or just pacers in general)
>>556659309Kekxina can come to school wearing a wedding dress with a ring around her finger, but her trainer will be too dense to notice
>>556664846Both Sirius and Orfevre treat you like they own you so its no surprise that women like them
I'm pretty sure history will repeat itself like with unity and the first 3days of the scenario i will have absolutely godawful careers while trying to learn mechanics and when to use items
>>556664876Use the gold city speed SSR
>>556664752>>556664903sex with german hons
>4th S rank Air GrooveOk this one has to work!
>>556665169>Aquarius Cup>18 Feb 2022, 0:00 – 23 Feb 2022, 23:59>Basic Information >Make a New Track is a new Uma Musume scenario released on February 24, 2022. it will drop a day before finals just like Aoharu
Is coffee good for you?
>>556660127Someone should put up that collage of thread response
Are we rolling bros?
>>556665298The solution? rape
>>556665361>people prefer to learn the game themselves instead of reading 20 tutorials and watching 100 youtube vids on the exact mechanics
>>556665196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUpJqL3qItUI really like this guide. This is the only video this guy has put out, and it's 3 years ago. Everything he said seems tight.
Is CM9 one of the most painful CM's to prep for?I've done mutation before, but I think the lack of Sprint sparks lying around made it that much harder.
>>556665503Yeah cyjews would make an NPC a 3-star pull
>>556665503some mob umas are really cute
>>556665503huh?!
>>556665503who
>>556665581Big fan of Synth Field
>>556665564no this is still more fun than longslop
>>556665503i'm licking armpits
>>556665559i mean i read some stuff and what items will be available but i won't torture myself with some 30minute sloptuber explaining a run
>>556665495where is the coffee?
>>556664846>lesbians like the characters whose personalities are most similar to that of men (i.e. dominant and possessive)lol
>>556665534why can't it be calm and gentle loving. Bibu and chevachi got their trainers less violently
>>556665656That fact that I could re-use Long parents made it tolerable.
>>556665503Cyjews doesn't have enough SOUL to do this. I'd definitely roll
>highroll stats>turf S sprint S>both fimo and kitasan don't finish their event chains (both stuck at 2nd)heh, classic cyniggers...
>>556665503They should add a random button.Mob umas should be capped to 1 star but available to everyone and major NPCs should be 3*s only available through the random button
>>556665581For me it's Bayt Al-Hikmah
>>556664540I’ll drop my load in Bouquet’s umanko instead
>>556665815the only mob I want is Antagonist, i'd take her over a good chunk of the 3 stars
>lesbos like guys>faggots like girly boysno shit, almost like our genes program us to like the singular other gender/sex
>>556665862>Arab name>BrownWhat did cygay mean by this
>>556665862cute pose
>>556665862What's hikmah?
>>556664540I'd fug her
>>556665862>>556665503Why do these NPC umas look better than Ryan?
>>556666043it means wisdom
>>556666043hikmah balls
>>556664414S Tier: Front XOguriA Tier: XOguri and OguriB Tier: Everyone else.
>>556666181I'm glad I wasn't the only one
>>556666145Any uma looks better than Ryan
I wonder if there's a dedicated course for trainers to avoid this as a "legal" requirement for Trancen
The Bakushin wakipai lick .gif is the Saint Graal of Umamusume.
>>556666259Not really
>>556665797Yeah, but I don't have to meet stamina caps, just aptitudes, and I can oshi game as efficiently as meta picks since it all that largely matters who gets shuffled in PDM and if accels proc at the right now.
https://youtu.be/Jt8m7dC0i8II kinda wish chapter 3 and 4 offered a big more weird route stuff. yeah there is some but it genuinely doesnt change the game that much at all. I'm hoping chapter 5 is a completely different thing if you did weird route
>>556666145>>556666259dont say that...
>>556666341And how this course will help me to stop my trainee from raping me?
>>556665361
>>556666476umamusume?
>>556666476Umamusume?
>>556666476good for you?
>>556666476It says right here that you're a dork.
>>556666476god fucking damnit
>>556665741Yumes aren't lesbians. They like characters with masculine traits because they are straight.
>>556666476>>556666694I know what you are.
>>556666476/utg/anon, you forgot to switch tabs...
>>556665196climax is really simple once you do it more than 5 times >copy a racing path>buy carrot bbqs to increase friendship gauge>buy facility increases like guts, wit, or stamina if you are building for long>stack on energy recoveries, whistles, debuff removers (split hoof is really important), mood ups, and weights to go all in during summer>buy stat up items with spare points if there was no buff like fast learner after shop resetand that's pretty much it, there's other items like megaphones (increased stats gained from races) and penlights (increased fan amount) but those are only saved for finals
>>556666448 (me)right time* don't know where that "now" came from.
>>556666476imagine playing real video games and then doing your fucking uma dailies
>>556666476I like Stay Gold drive in my car meme
>>556666476>deltarune trannies are in my generaleww grossI'm out of here
>>556666476unrelated but deltarune was so boring until chapter 4, it felt extremely aimless
bro no...
>>556666976probably not intentional but yo can cope by saying the adventure has been intentionally fake this whole time since all the characters are lying to each oth- ENOUGH
>>556667052While her kid is kissing right there on the course. Wonder where it comes from
The trainer below me looks like he needs to be raped by an umamusume.
>>556666828I did this once, but the other way around.I was embarrassed and didn't go back to that general for at least a day
>>556667202AAAAIIIIEEEEE TAZUNA GOLD CITY SAID THE F WORD
dropping my luck here bwos
>>556667291
>>556667468Do it.
>>556667360This is why I like to only keep one tab open instead of two and triple check to see that I'm in the right thread. I'd kill myself if I accidentally posted about my husbando in /uma/ instead of /utg/.
>>556667416lucky neighger
>>556667468my daughter (right) and her friend
>>556667468violate that armpit now!
>>556667468is this like the new loss
The summons hath been issued and on the four and twentieth repitition the called t'was answered! The Conqueror of the Century's End hath returned homeward!
>>556667468
>>556667390Gold City is a bad girl like that.
>>556667624>TM Ugg O
>>556667754Doto would say this
>casually mogs everyone in the cast
>>556667202bitch
Shichi...
>>556668018Nyoooo...
>>556667416>married to Goldshipk-kawai........
>on release /uma/ hated gold city>now /uma/ loves herwhat happened
>>556667754Sweet Doto... why?
>>556668171>on release /uma/ hated gold citythis never happened
>>556668018Tama-chan!
>>556668171>>on release /uma/ hated gold citywhy would you do this? Come onto 4chan just to tell lies?
>>556668018Happy for you I guess
>>556666976Unrelated but I haven't played deltaslop since chapter 1It didn't hit as hard as funny undertale and decided tricky tony fell off
If Danchou gifts me carats for earning the most fans this month will I still be f2p?
>>556668516if they want me to farm theyll pay my fucking rent lol
aren't we supposed to have 20 by now
>>556668171looks like the anons who “hate” a uma suddenly change their tune once they scout her
>>556668645Yes
>>556668171Don't gaslight. 90% of /uma/ was indifferent when she came out and 90% of /uma/ is indifferent now.
>>556668018At her lowest and therefore most vulnerable.
Bros...
>>556668692im seriously confused by where I would have missed it because I cleared every single event in the game fullyThe only thing I missed out on was forgetting about opera o legend race and I have the same amount of gold uncaps as other people
>>556668645no, you ahould be at 19 rainbow 21 goldfrom this point on every scenario will get you 1 rainbow crystal and 1 gold crystaluntil like third anni
>>556668874Just remember you are in /uma/
>>556667879Huh? We get a uber loli?
>>556668874anon, he was lying to you. L-Y-I-N-GI've cleared every event, ran every legends race, I have 19 rainbow shards. The next shard is the one we'll finally use to unlock the rainbow crystal.
Tazuna is human I refuse to believe anything else.
>>556668645>>556668874I also have 20
Dun dun dunDun duun dundun dun dundun nun nundun dun dundun duh dundunananana dun nana na nah nuh
>>556668692hehe le funny gaslight appears again
>>556669136t.Akikawa
>>556669184You're also unemployed
>reverse gaslighting
>>556668692
STUPID BRAT ###FEEDING YOU ALL THE VEGGIES
https://poal.me/x01cpf
>>556668171Umamusume like her need propaganda from her career story otherwise anons will assume that she's an ice cold bitch when in reality she's actually kind of nice and goes through teenager problems just like every other woman
I just pulled this uma, she any good for next cm?
>>556669590Falco-chan isn't earning much in Umamusume, poor thing
>>556668874Did you get the secret shard that had a random chance to drop from Fujis event on the highest difficulty? That's the one most people miss out on
>>556666259I bet Nice Nature's fluffy twintails smell very nice...
It's just 1 shard no big deal, the next event is soon
>>556669809oh look, it's a whore with opinions!
>He missed out
>>556669982>He paid
>>556669590this shit is so tasteless that it becomes unattractive, it's like the anime design equivalent of a toothless truck stop hooker
>first run with suzuka>hot springs sexo ticketcya later, virgins.
STOP LYING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
>>556669013she appears with project l'arc and is akikawa's best friend and totally not an uma like all the other emplo
>speed fuku has 77% chance to succeed her eventlmao
>>556670126This is how I feel about real women
>>556670126couldn't have put it better. It looks and feels like it was created by AI, which makes it even worse. Completely soulless.
>>556670126Can't imagine the target audience for that, islamic teenagers? Old men? Eastern africans?
>>556670319Brown men of all ages and races
There's so much gaslighting in this game and so many people seem to spread misinfo on accident too.Everybody told me Fuku Speed was extremely inconsistent and that I would low roll most of the time but hit a really good high roll sometimes.But in reality runs with her are consistently good like 75% of the time, awful low rolls 15% of the time and high rolls 10% of the time
Any umadacchi have a top tier sprint parent they'd like to share? It can be either el or creek i just wanna replace my king with Oguri
>>556670319Indonesia anon
>>556668791That’s how Acute found and groomed her trainer too…
>>556669590is this game even still alive? I thought it died after all that censorship and Steam drama
>>556670135>second hand horseYikes.
>>556670319SEA and Latin America unironically
>>556659673I guess Mules are hybrids of a donkey and something else then.
