Clean It Up. Clean. it. Up.>Patch 7.41 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/fa89e48b03a6bf6deac50a23fdfc39f7df64fb2a>Valentione's Day (Monday, February 2, 2026 at 12:00 a.m. to Monday, February 16, 2026 at 6:59 a.m. (PST))https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/Valentiones_Day/wenbvnlh6s>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• February 8, 6:00 PM PST | Goblin, Heritage Found ( 17.0 , 24.0 ) | Shared Fates >>556459195 • February 14, 7:00 PM EST | Mateus, Goblet W22 P19 | Valentines Matchmaking Meetup >>556256320 • Feburary 14, 6:00 PM PST | Materia, Bismarck - Ul'dah - Steps of Thal ( 11.3 , 11.2 ) | Valentines Mixer Meet! >>556235941 • February 21, 6:30 PM EST | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - The Grand Budapest Hotel & The Phoenician Scheme >>556283751 Previously: >>556665950
Stop calling yourself a transra, you're a woman act like one.
We love JP miq'otes
post character and vocaroo
5 posts before this thread becomes gayer than if Elton John, Freddie Mercury, and Richard Simmons did a dragon ball fusion.
Need a Fiera to milk my maliddie and call him a good boy, lads
femra na- >>556677743 u-um...FEMRA NATION!
I am a drunk homosexual interested in penis.
>>556675812Shirtless melf... *makes grabbing motion with hands*
>>556677753my voice is too recognizable and there are a few people I dont want to know im playing again...
>>556677830what if I'm a femboy
I'm a newfrenSo if I buy the event furniture with chocolates then trash them I can buy them in next years event or from the one vendor that resells event stuff?I honestly don't have inventory space for them but I'd still like to get them when I do get the full game and sub.
Remember!!! You are not your femra!!! =)
>>556677750i like KR miqo'tes because they're so monochrome and unnerving
Every morning I get up, begin for the dayAs I step on your face I try to eraseAll the thoughts that you put inside my mindYou're so unkind using me
>>556677743sorry sir...
>>556677903If you don't buy them now you have to pay irl money for them later
>>556677793Shows how much you know you can only fusions are for two people.Unless you're Namekian.
My fiddie is soooo close...
>>556677919i'm getting mixed signals here... half the time i'm told i am my femra, and half the time i'm told i'm not my femra... which is it?!?!
>>556677902That's fine, of course~
my femezen is like this
>>556677750>>556677948So plural of mi'qote is mi'qotes?
>>556677753I would post a vocaroo but not with character attached... But my voice isn't faggy enough to be cute
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>556678076DONT LISTEN TO THEM SIS, TRUST YOUR INNER VOICE
>>556677656hroth x femlalaname a better pairing
OiHand them over; Your nuggies and pics of your favorite minions.
I'm getting into my wage cage now. But tomorrow's my Saturday and I'm hoping to spend most of it in Occult Crossfit grinding my dumbass Demiatmas. Ciao!Being a wagie is suffering.>>556677753https://vocaroo.com/1f60i5DxRAci
>>556678076Sweetie... I know you're mixed up but don't believe the liars when they say you are your femra... because... you are not! =D
>>556678085this artist's fetishes upset me.. i miss when he just drew sexy miku...
I will become my femra...
>>556678157Would rather pull that top down
The crystal paste step wasn't that bad.
>>556678126just a vocaroo is fine
What mount is pretty unobtrusive, raises my femlala up 3 feet, and she can emote on it? She’s a bit sick of staring at peoples shins. Ironforge mover?
I am my femra
>>556678205w-what are you going to do?
>>556677750Because they say "nya" instead of "meow".
>>556677903if you're able to get an apartment while on a free trial, just dump them there. you can save up to like 100 items in your storage. if you're in a free company you can get a room at their house for cheaper and do the same.
>>556678124I'm American ESL so it doesn't matter to me
Traensra, that was a MESS.
>>556677743They'll never be women, however.
>>556678273I'm gonna do THAT...
>>556678156penis too big
>>556677753https://voca.ro/1cop0O2OEWtM
>>556678274This is the same bitch copied 3 times.
this song applies to some of yallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk--g5gM0f4
>>556678169wtf?? youre not a jobless loser? eb status?
>>556678331...what is THAT?!
How big should my miqitten's cock be?
>>556678216Gloria-class Airship.
>>556678216>Ironforge
>>556678319Biofemra are already women.
just finished 6.2... i thought emet said they made a fucky wucky of the thirteenth? now it was actually heroes who won but became power hungry?
>>556678404the thing I take to look more like my femra...
>>556678447bout 3 inches
>>556678342please queen, continue
>>556678342cute transra
>>556677753no
We love spooky ra
>>556678479sis, out with it...
>>556678346Not even close, one of them's a moonie. Completely different.
>>556677753Am shy...
>>556678476Hmmm I wonder where the memoriates learned about the power of memoria from...
gn anon(s). I hope your night is full of pleasant dreams.
>>556678539>>556678570>gamras scared of posting their voice and losing simps
>>556678570because you're a german man
>>556678539how good is your girl voice
>>556678464Yes, but trannies are not biologically women, and therefore they can only be weak and pathetic caked up malera.
>>556678447how much could a catboy suck
>>556678642IM NOT SCARED. >.<
>>556678635dreaming of you.. yeah it will be pleasant
>>556678659Sorry anon, but I have no interest in arguing your political ideologies. I believe biofemra are women thus they are women, you are free to believe whatever you wish, but you will not shake my beliefs just because you have a hate filled heart.
>>556678642i dont have any simps bro im sure the most common emotion towards me is hate. im not drunk enough to post it>>556678657i never tried it
>>556677753https://voca.ro/1ooFYvCvrGc5
I can post my voice if you want.
This place might not really be my "scene" anymore but I GUESS I'm still at least a bit grateful for having met the love of my life here...... I can't believe we have twelve of these screenshots now.Take care lads.
>>556678857FUHGEDDABOUTIT
>>556678861take your EXPLODE and go live your best life
>>556678861EXPLODEtake care
>>556678861queue cc more often
>>556677753Nobody cares what I sound like because I'm a literal who
my fiddie isn't like this at allhttps://files.catbox.moe/ecxmke.mp4
>>556678898I AM NOT A NEW YORKER
>>556678861grats homie now make sure you never come back here, you are free
>>556678861thanks DB
>>556678861FUCK YOU JUDAS love you both, take care
>>556678861EXPLODE and be well.
>>556678857I implore you to reconsider.
>>556678861EXPLODE but also go now and be free
>>556679027You suck at this.
>>556678861See, this is what happens when you don't let the gay win. You too can find your wife (real woman) playing this game.
>>556678861DB has a EB!?
You can be your femra. Even without those things.
>>556677753https://vocaroo.com/1n90gMvsm6BL
>>556678861EXPLODE but grats gamers
>>556679041Why? You think I'll sound like a man?
>>556679078Yee, for six years.
>>556679056congratulations on 12 years with your loving wife DB
Imagine EBing someone then realizing they have seen that cutscene on that character 5 different times then the mood is just gone
>>556678861Bro we need another cc meetup, but take care, man. May you be forever happy
when is the new criterion out?
>>556679185So true...
>>556679127I just wanted to post that.
My Femlala is sad that Super Sentai has ended.She'll be sulking in her Phoenix Rizer glam.
Imagine EBing someone and then finding out they're a cutscene skipper.
why does expression posing have to be so difficult
>>556678861STRAIGHT MAN MARRIES STRAIGHT WOMANExplode
imagine EBing someone..
>>556678861Hell yeah!
>>556679090I don't use that thing but I'm still my femra all the same, thanks sis.
>>556679315. . .
why no feet megapack mod
>>556678861Fucking based!! I hope you are doing well and stay doing well. Take care wherever life leads you.
>>556679315hey
>>556679252KUNG POW! moment
>>556679321Can I get a croc man getting swords of revealing lighted?
>>556678981lmao imagine having to sit and watch that on what i assume is a dev live stream, brown dust or nikke i guess?
>>556679364theres a tre one tho
>>556679315
Stop watching slop with DEI castingStop watching slop without an honorable white man in the lead roleStop watching slop without defined good vs evil charactersStop watching slop with subversive morally gray charactersStop watching slop without heroic white men who defend the innocentStop watching slop that doesn’t portray white people as superior to niggers spics and chinks.Never support media that doesn’t respect the master race.
>>556679315I've been imagining it a lot lately...
>>556678861A song for you two!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnc2ljZA3bk
>>556679503same sis...
>>556678981holy fuck imagine being one of those devs how much you'd want to kill yourself in that moment
>>556679281It was already difficult pre-DT when you could do good by just using the rotation joints. But now post-DT we are forced to use positioning joints as well. AIEEEE
>>556679497he says, posting a final fantasy xiv dawntrail screenshot
>>556679510CJ yous a bustah
>>556677753https://voca.ro/1bgtpmoapymA
>>556679510what's the top mod big dog?
>>556679553>Full maid outfit>100 fashion pointsNOT A FUCKING CHANCE THIS SHIT IS FAIL RP
>>556678448The perfect height............for.........RECIEVING SMOOCHAGEDDON
what do you do after a failed wu/t
>>556678861i hate that this gives me hope when i know it's not going to happen here
maybe i should become rabbit... pyon....
>>556679115the worst looking cats across xivg by a country mile, holy downgrade
>>556678216>IronforgeKEEP YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND
>>556679597im sorry...
>>556679568YoshiP respects white people and knows that they’re his betters.
>>556679653swap alts, put on your dracula cosplay and say "vas that guy bothering you?"
>>556679715They say a rabbit needs another's companyyyy
I really don't mind being a friendless loser but it does get annoying when I want to farm for a piece of glam from content that needs a full party and also isn't ran for any sort of bis or ultimate unlock
>>556678778
>>556679660it happened for me too i’m sure the amount of e-dating turned irl couples from xivg is in the double digits by now
>>556679820stop... please...
BPDemons are genuinely retarded.
>>556679856Giwtwm
>>556679901...
>>556678861explode! congrats! i wish this were me!
>>556679510Requesting a lewd catbox please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S0KGD79Yp0m11s cannot be that complicated
>>556679595Maybe this is more your speed?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjvQZzkeI_o>>556679602Its one of Cultists, i forgot the name.
>>556679856holy macaroninot actually that into this but that femezen is pretty
>>556679660We have a lot of biofems, unironically. The good ones don't post or stopped posting though.
>>556677753https://voca.ro/1lXViBluwVMd
>>556679949I think that's either a Brazilian Miku top or a different beach one.
>>556679998You do sound fat.
idk what to say for my vocaroo
>>556679364Bibo+ x TBSEhttps://aetherlink.app/mods/6992706108150546432TBSEhttps://heliosphere.app/mod/tbse-mani-pediBibo+https://heliosphere.app/mod/bibo-plus-mani-pediHonorable mention. I don't know if this one is included in the Bibi+ one of if its the other way around, if at all. https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/39605
>>556679965the few good ones i know mostly only post text these days
>>556679315I did it... lost it... and now i want it again.
>>556680112"You no longer bear the burden of prophecy. You have achieved your destiny. You are freed. The doomed Dwemer's folly. Lord Dagoth's temptation. The Tribunal's seduction. The god's heart freed. The prophecy fulfilled. All fates sealed and sins redeemed. If you have pity, mourn the lost but let the weeping cease. The blight is gone, and the sun's golden honey gilds the land. Hail savior, Hortator and Nerevarine. Your people look to you for protection. Monsters and villains great and small still threaten the people of Vvardenfell. Enemies and evils abound, yet indomitable will might rid Morrowind of all its ills. For you, our thanks and blessing, our gift and token given. Come, take this thing from the hand of god."
my ast femrawould like you to post your natal chart
>>556679364https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/119867
>>556680112I usually either read a copypasta or blurt out the first thing on my mind. The former is good for when I'm unable to be funny or think of anything on my own. The latter is great for when I'm unmedicated and my mind is going a mile a minute or I have some autistic thing I feel a need to ramble about, or something's stuck in my head.
>>556679315Having a femlala eb was a net positive.
which population tends to be the most clinically insane, thread?>femlalas>femras>femcats>fembuns
Whew, was able to clear out 70 slots in my glam closetAnd I don't even have anything to fill them up with right nowWild
https://voca.ro/1deITV2OAnrS
how do i use zodiac buddy and sonar to get atmas more quickly? zodiac buddy says to use sonar but sonar does not have the atma fates in its list
>>556680262Femlalas for being the most suicidal.
>>556680262catgirls
NUMBER FIFTEEEEEEN
>>556679315just give me a good friend with a teleport ring
>>556680181sis if you relapse, you'll be vulnerable again...
>>556680236Some of these things you need for the chart are security questions, no way is my sunnie gonna fill this out....
>>556680262Femlalas and Viera (both fiera AND miera) are tied if /xivg/ is a good sample sizeIn the Quicksand it's femcats, fiddies, and miera.
>>556680137This general is nasty to women.
>>556680302you have to manually do it
>>556679998>>556680332whoops meant to reply to him with this
>>556680260Two lalas in my friend group got eb'd and somehow it went from>lala nsfwto>femlala confessing she was actually attracted to minors irlwithin a month of the EB happening.
>>556680394it's because of that certain subset males I was referring to in my vocarooit's basically all them, we all know it
>>556678525https://voca.ro/1jcuPSqAFUsC>>556678530Ty!
>>556680394and that's why i personally post way less of my characters these days but am girlknow good decent people who are still women in the threadknow they're pretty well hidden for the most part
>>556679405They done caught my ass in the swords of revealing light.Now my ass can't attack
>>556680258https://voca.ro/1bIVd2N20UQp>>556678642simp deez bitch
>tfw no one will ever love me kemonolala the way LizArd loves G'raha.
>>556680075I mean yeah>>556680332https://voca.ro/18DcaKX0ZcVwI tried to read the opening line from memory sorry if it's scuffed
>>556680371Vulnerable, yes... but with the potential to have great happiness for both me and my EB-to-be.
>>556680469Are they still eb'd?
>>556677753https://vocaroo.com/15tbq9jc0W9x
>>556680236My femra is cancer sun, capricorn moon.
I soaked the wrong gummy
>>556680519bottom energy would top
>>556680546He doesn't love G'raha, he loves social media clout and attention. He is quite literally a soulless husk incapable of love or any deeper emotion.
>>556680674wtf
>>556680598Yes. . .
>>556677753>>556679597phone posting...https://voca.ro/1ofrIvsgUNCZ
>>556677753https://voca.ro/17QbS8ORnlfBNo voice but instead you can have my pill routine for tonight>>556680476Your voice is actually such a goal. You sound so cute sis
>>556680653am the anonmy femra is sag sun (cusp), scorpio moon, capricorn risingall other houses in scorpioshe is a true femra
>>556680253I will now resub
>>556680712Jealous
>>556680236my f3mra is aquarius, gemini moon. cancer rising
>>556680737fathers are supposed to beat the kids, get over it
>>556680591so true sis, so true...
Can i get a qrd on each of the three aether worlds that are open?
>>556680469>>556680598>>556680712And everybody clapped.
>>556680546But I love kemonolalas more than anything
My catboy used to be a stranger to love and affection on the run from a broken heart, but then he had sex for a while and now he's alone again but he can't even be all dramatic and brooding about it anymore.
>>556680519so faggy, will be nice to plap you
>>556680546>LizArdwho
>>556680918bro
>>556680236My miera is Gemini Sun, Scorpio moon, and Virgo risingHe was cooked from birth
>>556680831my femra got over it a long time ago
>>556680757I forgot scorpio rising!
>>556680901>AdamantoiseCheap goods. Gay crafters be here>MidgardsormrThe Mateus of Aether>SargatanasAlter be here. Becoming the Balmung of Aether
>be in a PT 91-100 party with a necromancer lala>get to 99>balls of fire kills everyone except the lalaI feel bad for getting carried
Be a dragoon I said, be the Dragon Knight you've always wanted to since childhood I said."Spam Doom Spike on 4+ mob groups eternally and then finish the bigger ones with 1, 2, 3"Yay.>>556680989you're the result of people who need hard labor being allowed to run away from difficulty.
>>556680747Tytyty for saying so! No doubt in my mind you'll reach your goals, like go back a year and I sounded so so much worse, but practice really makes perfect!
>>556681073thanks bro <3
My femra will be going to sleep now a little jealous of some of the cute voices people have itt good night!
What's the stereotype of Faerie and Siren
>>556680476eb status???? do you fw malera? im so fucking hard when transras post
>>556681194gay and gay
>>556680598Nah, that seriously fucked up my friend group, they divorced and the femlala threw a fit and started spreading lies that he was the one who confessed to being into the irl stuff and how he was secretly abusive and manipulative and all that shit.Genuinely the most insane biofem i ever dealt with in this game.Poor guy got pretty fucked up for a while but he found someone else and is happy nowadays.
I filter vocaroo links if you guys are posting those
>>556678861can anyone tell me why i'm supposed to miss this guy who did nothing but complain about CC or complain about the pvp autist discord?
>>556681194Super gay and gay
>>556680476is this Mo Fu
>>556681139night sis but you can also post yours, no one will judge
filter thishttps://vocaroo.com/1lP1xgly6nyY
>>556679724>doesn't like what actual women look like
why is there so much drama with EBs in this game... can't you guys just marry someone normal that you like and chill
>>556681228>>556681259That's not very nice
>>556681030...what is Mateus known for?
>>556681358American women?
>>556680236idk what any of this means femrastrologer
>>556678861AWWWW CUTEEEE BUT ALSO EXPLODEEEEEE
>>556681358fat and ugly?
>>556681194>FaerieBy far the gayest server in the game, I'm talking people who go to IRL pride events>SirenDesolate wasteland with no community or culture to speak of
>>556680209https://voca.ro/1lqCVxWD15Hi
>>556678861I want a femroe so bad ;(
STORM OF BLOODBORN FROM BLOODOF OUR FALLEN BROTHERS
>>556681465BUT I LIKE FAERIE WITF
>>556681358anon I appreciate the fat pouch too but everything else going on is not what real women look like
i know im barking at the wrong threead but i have lost all my desire to roleplay in XIV lately. Mateus just feels like balmung 2, all the bells and whistles of having "ocs" and "roleplaying" are just people making elaborate porn movie plots so they can plap without feeling like they're degen gooners like "the balmung people."You say you're a sfw RPer and people basically see it as a challenge to get into your pants. You see an almost interesting carrd or character and you interact with them and learn they're the bichiest being ever, with multiple paragraphs of rules you must follow to interact with them. >it's all so tiringat least i managed to know an euro miera who played LoL with the japanese client, in the japanese server, cause his life objective was to move to japan and get a japanese qttradwife, and that was his way of learning japanese. This one was particularly hilarious.
>>556681335
>>556681256Tbf CC sucks and revival are full of wintrading faggots
>>556681506criterion spotted!!!
>>556677753https://voca.ro/16mF9NaqThRQ
>>556681404Balmung waiting room
>>556681256thread personas are diff from actually talking to anons in game
>>556681202Already EB'd to the Melf for me! >>556681313It's not
>>556681256He's got good taste in vidya
>>556680901>adamantoise weird people, never had an actual culture at any point in the game, it's just "aether world that's open" whenever it isn't locked>midgardsormrchill and casual friendly, had a lot of actual FCs before aether got locked down, not sure now>sargatanasstreamers and youtubers, alter, boomers, horrible housing market, expensive marketboard, always had some of the worst people on aether because it was one of the two servers that neogaf and giant bomb people choseno actual reason to go there unless for some reason you want to join alter
Greed that GCD bro.
>>556681518it's literally called faerie what kind of players do you think that's going to attract?
>>556681602criterion down......................
>>556681518I wasn't saying it to be insulting, that's legitimately the most prominent aspect of the server
>>556681674which melf do i need to fight to take you as my prize please god damnit i need transras or whatever the fuck db has going on
>>556681653>act like an unhinged schizo in the threadoh sorry guys its just my "thread persona" i'm not actually crazy or annoying or anythingI don't actually look up archives from years ago and hold it against people, it's just a thread gimmick
>>556681770>oh sorry guys its just my "thread persona" i'm not actually crazy or annoying or anythingthis but unironically
>>556681770You suck dude.
>>556680614Sauce?
>>556681770idk if he does any of that i'm just saying there's tons of falseflags and schizos in the thread that can create a different image of someone rather than how they actually are
>>556681550well don't keep us hangingdid he succeed
I miss the underground music you used to send me on my tomestone /playdead
>>556677753https://voca.ro/1aRKqP3svNVX
>>556681631wife
>>556681809Live-A-Live
>>556677753https://voca.ro/19Aq2n0DkSus
>>556681721People who like fairies autistically, not people who like fairies gayly
>>556681803it's ok I get it all nowyou're not actually how you seem, it's just your thread personathe reality is you're probably a great person and everyone should be your friend
I'm very cute in game once you get to know me
>>556681890No one said that dude.
>>556680901> AdamantoiseKanchelle server
>>556681879HOLY MOLY MOMMY
i filled for a 7/8 static and now im sad because i miss my old static after being in their vc for a bit
>>556681332I just recorded a clip but my microphone sounded like i was stood by the demon core. Might be a sign from god
>>556681879Didn't click the link but would rape your lizard
>>556681880>People who like fairies autisticallyTRUE, THAT'S ME>people who like fairies gaylyBUT UNFORTUNATELY, ALSO ME
>>556681879Why do you eat so many fucking croissants?
>>556681880Anon the most notable modern demographic that likes mythological fae themes in media is "white women over 30" i.e., the western equivalent of the fujoshi
>>556682010damn... well maybe some other time. that's why I use my phone...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghqZ4Cc0xZgi miss it...
>>556681879Gyat
>>556681631now pretend like youre giving birth and going AGAGGHHHHHHHHG THE BABY IS COMINGG
>>556681879sil vous plait... sausage mcgriddle?
>>556681879https://voca.ro/15vRaRty6Irb>>556682020we aren't lizard people you're thinking of the ones who did 9/11
*nibbling, drooling on my f3mra friend's horns*croissants are good though.
>>556678278post big fat cat tats
>>556682154...?
>>556682154...
>>556677753https://vocaroo.com/1gxny9J2G4Mc
>>556681765I'm not name-dropping my dork so you can fight him, sorry Khagan!
how are there so many girls making vocaroos in the thread?
>>556677753https://vocaroo.com/1adi80wKpm9H
>>556682228biofemra are real women bro
why is there a glowie in the children's playground of gridaniayou're making children "bake" "cakes"?
>>556682228theyre all trannies
>>556682173>>556682178um... sorry.
>>556682228you're getting tricked lmao
>>556682070I remember thinking this was really hype during the media tour and within 24 hours of launch I was sick of it
Don't message her, bro.
>>556682228leftists have raped the meaning of the word "girl"
>>556681843all he managed to do was kill a RP FC because he ended up with a bit of a reputation in mateus for being a miera creep who was simultaneously into mommies and gigantic genitals, and would constantly annoy any biofem players he found with requests to do "sfw RP scenes" in "private locations" such as his FC room. Quite a dude, that one. I lolcow'd him more than I'm proud to admit. But legit, his entire existence was devoted to finding a e-gf in xiv, after one too many rejections he ended up moving to retail wow to repeat the exact same behavior.
>>556681853you used to you used to
>>556681716>they lyin' skeevy yellerbellies we needun more damage for true-true
>>556681879>>556679115I fucking KNEW IT it was WOMEN who have bad taste making these fucking TIT BEASTSFUCK
>he's falling in love with a voice changer
>>556682305i mean... you can just ask first..
what's your best cold approach initiators
>>556682363which one are they using? asking for a friend
>>556682397Hey I find you pretty.
https://vocaroo.com/17KY6k9KhyOs
that one biofemras vocaroo about croissants is making my heart flutter, she is probably so cute irl>>556682363wait people are using voicechangers?
>I share a general with w*men
>>556681879What body mod? Holy femravioli
>>556682069https://voca.ro/1jI2t6emnLw8
>>556680901AdamantoiseFirst on the list so many newbies pick it out of convenience. Nothing special about it. Most player either stay to themselves or have a group they huddle in corners in. I'm a casual and like to ride solo, no one bothers me, everyone is chill.
>>556682169https://files.catbox.moe/7ep27x.jpgI should dust off her data and do something new with her. The only idea I have at the moment involves someone else though...
need a biofem to tell me to push the crystalfor reasons. . .
time to whoop Sting's I mean Nero's ass! Let's go Whoo!
>>556681879Where are her organs?
you dont need a voice changer for my malera to love youjust try your best girl voice bbygirl
>>556682528ok that just made me really hard
>>556682228Barbie mmo
>>556682484there's no need to be sad sis, you can have your own charm that others will find cute.. /pet
>>556682478Gross...
Everyone thinks I'm a gigantic faggot because I play a male character on Faerie... fuck everything. Fuck my entire fucking life.
>>556682568got rearranged by my maliddies 3 incher
>>556677753https://voca.ro/1aCHNV6y23Gg
Biohole or not, they're still /xivg/ slime.
>>556682397None, I simply don't approach at all
>>556682568>>556682625:>
>>556682397there's no cheat or secret to it, has to be something that can actually start a conversation, that's itI usually talk about glams, because I don't approach people with poor taste and I like to compliment people for making good ones, whether or not it leads to anything
>>556682637a truer fact has never been spoken
>>556682397Hey baby do you want some of this malera dick
dawg
>>556682637Good thing my femra loves slime.
My femra wants to wish everyone a good night!
>>556682715Doonies
>>556682397i usually riff off something about their character or their search info so it's kind of a tailor to the person deal
>>556682397I had someone ask me what I'm doing and I said nothing just hanging out, and then 5 minutes later he asked me if I'm doing anything now, and again 5 minutes later. try doing that.
the rabbit and steel heavyblade looks like the poopnose drk moonie
i was eb'd to a xivg biofem and then she fell in love with a tranny
>>556682397>. . .
>>556682625Nice bro
don't care
bros i whispered someone and they replied what do i do i didn't expect it to get this far?
>>556682809Was thinking of this retarded game and how astroturfed it was years ago.
>>556682846this would work on me femra
>>556682631bluds got covid
>>556682804You jerkin off yet? Cause if you are it's weird. Nobody else does it you're the only one.
>>556682828The fact you have to say "Biofem" is like no shit she's crack brained
>>556682715You know this bitch FARTS
>>556682873it's a good game yzilma-san
>>556682873Please, shut the fuck up.
>>556682874Ew
>>556682846this would also work on me femra
>>556682604>didnt call me cute or other nice thingsThis chungus world is so messed up....But on a real note. Voices can be trained, I trained myself to lose a lot of the horribleness of my usual accent, I will be cute!!
>>556682948>Saying pleaseNo, you stupid fucking faggot.
please a trans vocaroo telling my malera to cum
>>556682874when my malera sends you an ellipses he hopes it conjures the image of an old school runescape black knight with red dots above his head
>>556681495kino
>>556681550rp has been dead since shadowbringers
>>556682883no I'm not and sorry for the times in the past I have I didn't know this would make you hate me
>>556682875I'm afraid I don't have much time left bro...
you'll get to hear my voice the way the rest of xivg didvia raid calloutsfollowed by me cracking an innuendo related to the fight
>>556677753https://vocaroo.com/16amMc62IMDf
Why are malera being shitposted
>hundred unique posters>half of thread images are the same guygreat general
>>556678861EXPLODE
>>556682867i care
>>556683102Cry about it.
>>556682397I /pet them and send a tell asking if they're free later, works about as well as you'd expect
>>556683085i recognize that huzz. ill see you soon
>>556683081For a long time the only callout i would give for a specific mechanic was "the ol reach around"
how come these fuckin things aren't embedding properly i dont wanna open a new tab
i want another rikka vocaro
they will be baked soon alhamdulillah
>>556677753https://voca.ro/1dPJX3yBvF2i
>>556683149huh!
>>556682987im too sleepy to record myself saying it but it is cute already by virtue of being yourself... I believe you'll get there, wherever it is "there" is for you...
Is Eureka Orthos the easiest Deep Dungeon to solo?
>>556683228THE DOG OF WISDOM
>>556683147Not very well because almost everyone is a bottom that doesn't follow up and you're WAY TOO PRETTY KYAAAAA
>>556683102Its a spambot
>>556683228These people are insane!
>>556682504>involves someone else though...is it me?
>>556683281That's hilarious.
im doing the aetherwell step for the relic can i just spam the rouls in 1 day or does it have to be once before reset
>>556680262fiddies, duh
>>556683254my wisdom:if the ball is too big for your mouthit is not yours!!!!!>>556683282ha bwuh bwuh, haaaaaaaaah
>>556683147>never got a tello-oh...
>>556677753https://voca.ro/1kE522uXXBrE
>>556683384Yes you can spam it all in one day BUT you only get the bonus ONCE daily.
almost posted my character
>>556682210https://voca.ro/151LcUqiqwDc>>556683384You can just spam them you just don't get the daily bonus is all
>>556683384you get a bonus daily but you can spam for less.If you focus doing ONLY dailies it takes 15 or so days doing all roulettes
>>556683147>works about as well as you'd expectThey melt into your arms like i would?
>>556683423you might be the whitest nigga here seven
>>556683085The fuck is wrong with your link
>>556683436>>556683468>>556683485okay thanks
>>556683384Huh? you should be doing them every day for the daily bonus
>>556683423>black dude likes blonds more over his own kindSOMEONE GET THIS NIGGA
Hi can someone get me these items?Company HatRed RibbonThavnairian ArmletsSkyworker glovesBridesmaid TightsStar Crew TrousersI'll trade 6M for it.
>>556683515wym https://voca.ro/1mqA9agPamCc
add me to the contentcord
>>556677753My Frogra is reporting in. Rrrribbit! And my lil moogle tooWell... hes not real. Hes just a plushie! I don't condone kidnapping real moogles!https://voca.ro/1gdHn0DhybKZ
>>556683491SHUT UP>>556683572I'M TALKING ABOUT FOOD HERE
>>556683549i just started the whole relic thing a while back, idk im gonna be up for a little more so i was gonna do another trial and normie roulette if it'd give me more numbers
>>556683243PT>EO>Potd>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HoH personallyEO is just kinda PT with easier bosses, but muuuuuch tankier enemies the first 50 or so floors before it levels out. So it's a lot more boring to solo
>>556683596we dont have one of those, why wouldnt you just post it here
>>556683597why is there so many women here wtf
>>556683597why is the sound quality on this so fucked
>>556683597Someone tell scarfiddie that we found them the femra eb they always wanted
>>556683630nah real talk though, blondies are crazy good so I understand the struggle
>>556683663despite what many guys on the internet will tell you, women are actually just like usthey like video games and being able to post dumb bullshit on the internet
should i have made lil dickie's pillow talkin my vocaroo instead.............
>>556683763brain gotta poop
Holy fuck melees suck on Triumph
QUIT POSTING FAKE VOCAROOS
>>556683730yeah i seriously don't understand why they're more popular, you'd think that there'd at least be a few brands out there pushing them at large but it's just not that common. maybe you'd run into some cake mix in the store but that's it
>>556683775do you fuck with the war?
>>556683763yeah but we have to duet it like you're lil dicky talking to me on the bed...
>>556683591>Star Crew TrousersThose can't be traded. You have to go to the moon and get Cosmo Credits yourself.What are you even trying to cook up anyways?
>>556683708it's the mic gain or pickup pattern settingomni is usually blown out compared to a filtered super carioidpeople usually do that when they don't remember how loud their mic is
>>556683848fucking makes me laugh every time, i drop that in conversations naturally now
>>556683863You can buy them off MB I just need a delivery
>>556683276Yeah, you'd think a direct invitation would work but alas...>>556683416I stopped doing the cold approach a while back, haven't done it in months...>>556683486It worked once, I don't want to say how many other attempts there were ;_;
>>556683640I'm still on my aetherwell too actuallyI think without the bonus you'll be getting around 100-300 per roulette. Are you queueing right now?
>>556683849i used to be able to solo all 10m by myselfi think i can work with thisbut i have to be lil dicky and you have to be the stuck up vegetarian lady who can't catch an uber and refuses to take a lyft>>556683894it's so good, lil dicky is god's greatest gift to man
>>556683839be the change you want to see king, start the monopoly. it's not really the same but that's why I snack on madeleines, they're way more readily available and satisfying a similar craving for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPu_bG2gUoAWhy are FFXIV fans like this?
>>556683953that's fine with me bro, I don't mind...
My moonie got her ass to close to the camera
>>556684056Buy an ad.
>>556684056>Lanselot TV
>WHO??
Stay focused bro, don't get distracted by them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyzVOXKQMEo
>>556683423hollup this seven stand? Twinnem fr fr, shoutout all the black /xivg/ huzz fr.
>>556683904Then get them your damned self this ain't no UberEats bitch ass bum.
time ta HUWOOP ULTIMA'S ASSthis thread a has distracted me so fucking much
what do u mean I need more crystal paste
>>5566841416M is a profit
>Macchi alt. Formally known as Athena
>>556683930i can , im on gilgamesh hit me up
>>556684067so what's next, you don't fuck with pangea?
oh shit I get to have a smoke break after phukkin up the general. whew. gonna make coffee too.
>>556684217we go hard on earth
>>556684207cute outfithave the link for it?
Say something nice about a male character... I had a bad day and am hoping someone will mention me... but if not maybe they'll mention someone I know at least.
>>556677753https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>>556683971i've been thinking about it unironically but it's not that simple obviously. ton of stuff like figuring out how to make it shelf stable and logistical issues that need to be sorted out and i would need to hire a bunch of people... but yeah madeleines are really good. i would get them more often if i didn't buy those sugar cookies with the frosting, it's so fucked up because there's basically no way to make these yourself 1:1 but they're still really good somehow. they have to be putting something in these i swear>>556684138yea whats up
>>556684121MY WIFE EBIN
>>556684283usually 10/10 bros in game and almost no drama
>>556684262would they be like eitherys go hard?
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
I just found out about #メスガル on twitter.
>>556684121sending you my energy gamer, on your next pull you should be able to kill it in like 3 GCDs
>>556684271https://unvaulted.coomer.party/mods/90215
>>556684315they put shit to make you addicted in them cookies bro, stay safe. I also look forward to your blondie empire as long as you sell and ship everywhere
>>556684358BALRGHARGHEURAGH
i ama male moonie
>>556684416thank you!
Crystal queue CC @ 1:56 ET
>>556683423your a brownie and im hungry
why are maleras either fake tryhards who quit after a week, ultragay, or in denial
>>556684530Why do maliddiejeets constantly come after maleras like this?
>>556684315You boosted me in M11S! How dare you!
>>556684563why do mierajeets constantly come after maliddies like this?
my gamra is going to sleep, too scared to post a vocaroo in the rare monthly vocaroo thread...
>>556681313Why would you think thats me..
https://vocaroo.com/14n7W0PikHfj
my moonie made gyoza
>>556684530it's hard to keep up the edgy aloof thing when you're actually just kind of a silly guy
Queue on aether!
>>556684420they have to be... it would be funny if it was something devious but the real answer is probably just a comical amount of sugar. and no promises, aside from commandeering an already popular chain and modifying their recipes it would take a while>>556684526*explodes you with my mind*>>556684619my bad but you are giving me too much credit, everyone does their part in the raid
>>556684749is this korra
Is there an anon house on Mateus I can idle at while queueing for things on Crystal?
>>556684629Good night, princess.
