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IT'S OVER!
>>556702393if you're going triple guts then why not just borrow the ayabe guts card instead of ntr
So is the target RB 50 or 70 for MANT
Teio!
>>556702478Diminishing returns
Konnichiwa Uma desu
Since new thread, I will link and ask again for advice >>556702243>>556699487
Apparently 2500m on ice are about 3000m on turf as far as stamina goes. You'll need a stayer for this.. You can watch here too.https://www.youtube.com/live/XebNUyhJKkw
>>55670247850 minimum, but you still need to balance it out by having an actually functional deck60 is a good benchmark if you can find the right balance
this thread must be better
>>556702393where the skills at THO
>>556702539Well it's snow, not ice. It's that different from running on soft sand, so very draining on top of the cold also exerting you.
>>556702527I've been trying to make a front too and this cm you don't even want to be 1st as front. You want to be 2nd and fire all your catapulting accels.
>>556702335>Horses can produce a lot steam btw
NO GODSNO KINGSEXCEPT FOR TRAINAH uwu
>>556702527Sky's unique doesnt work which is why fronts are cucked this cmIf you really want to run Suzuka, then you want to stack corner speed skills and straight acceleration skills (like the bakushin ssr skill)Pasa unique is the only one that will actually trigger consistently, every straight accel has a chance to whiff and proc out of the gate. Your corner skills also are not guaranteed to actually give you the speed carryover that you need.Sound gambly? That's because it is and while pace is the most reliable strategy this cm, it's all bullshit rng
>>556702672Of course it makes sense, still it's quite different from the usual turf races
this bread will be butter
Ski race soonWhat I wanted to see the most
>>556702853this butt will be butt
>>556702417>>you have more stats to win the races>>2nd, 5th, 9thTruly a villain
i cant beliebe umar is ded
>>556702776>Sky's unique doesnt workWhy?>stack corner speed skills and straight acceleration skillsOkay I can try that.I will try to grab good Pasa parent. Anything else that is useful for her?>That's because it is and while pace is the most reliable strategy this cm, it's all bullshit rngI have Pace Sprint Oguri, she kinda also lacks Pasa's unique though. What do I need for paces though?
ace on my face
>>556702745damn he got as the kids say "aura"
>got a 2* dirt pink spark urara>have to choose a B dirter to spark farm dirt so I can get urara off the lineage>Oguri is the best candidate because of affinitymaxx>but NO OGURIFuck... I have Taiki, but the affinity is going to get cooked because I also want to run her as the 3rd, least priority ace, so inbreeding is going to happen.
>>556702745You know, during winter peasants kept animals in house as free heating. Horses and cows are massive BTUs.
No grey horse takes part :(
steam sweat umamusume sex
>>556703073late race is on a straight after corner, so sky's unique is wastedpace wants head on, nsm (or nimble), pasa + mcreek I think. Basically this cm is just how much accel you can fit into the early late race
even nyurara is so dog shit holy fuck someone share bvild I cant even make her work for TT she always ends 6th
mare pussy
>>556703206>He thinks anyone will see the grey horses in a snowy racetrack
>>556703206I didn't know there were snowy racetracks for horses
>>556703143why she so " :3 "
>>556703073>Angling and Scheming>Increase acceleration at an opportune moment when in the lead on a corner late-race.There's no corner late race on this track
>>556702776>has a chance to whiff and proc out of the gateIsn't this free groundwork? Not as good as start of late race accel, but still kind of neat? You get to be the first pace chaser, sometimes (prob rarely) pace promote, and generally harder to overtake because large part of midrace is a corner. I might be wrong but why am I wrong?
>>556703308I think its a one of kind race event
longslop did irreparable damage to this general
dirtkino will heal
>>556703073>Why?Look up Sky's unique trigger on gametora and then look at the track, then give yourself a good think.>Anything else?You could put the mummy creek unique on her, I think that does actually trigger if you're in first. But that's it, it's all straight accel gambling>What do pacers needExact same setup with unique inherits (mummy+pasa), but they also get head-on. Usually you can get that from spirit bursts, but the mayano speed card also has a high chance of giving it to you in her first event chain
>>556703431whales hate dirt and mile so we'll lose revenue for the next 2 cms
Digitan LOVE
>Triple crown participant
Ebin number
I recently got a bunch of 3 stars and I'm remaking my TT umas.Is this enough Stam/Guts for mile TT? Should I go for higher and drop maestros for a white recov isntead?
So now that we are near EoS, did you had fun while it lasted?
popping and queefing
>>556703375if the accel procs literally immediately, then it's good. But if it's delayed by a bit then it's worthless, since you'll be at max speed for early race relatively quickly.You'll also still be overtaken by an uma that procs her corner skills at a better timing than you
>>556703332Because why not
>>556703413Today is the dayDanchou wouldnt notice we flatline since Chrono is down for the superbowl weekend.
>>556703471>mummy creek uniquedoesn't actually activate when you're first, UNLESS someone overtakes you right before it can activate. The order req is <5 but there's an extra requirement of having someone 1 length in front of you. Making front this cm is either bringing at least 2 or hope someone else also brings one
Thanks for the replies in the previous thread too.>>556703235>>556703364Okay, no sky then. I guess I will try to remake Oguri as well.>>556703471Getting all that AND making her sprint A will be a bit problematic...
Is chrono dead? Can't find trainers on their database any more.
>>556703660oh true, forgot about that req, woops
>>556703537>fighter racewear>hands are the size of a walnut
>>556702574Breeder's Cup scenario will have higher fans on dirt races, TRUST
It looks pretty intense for the jockey
Shiraoki-sama will bless you with super lucky pulls if you keep playing
>>556703413Nah we were still alive during longslopSprintslop unironically killed /uma/
For front runner, tail held high or hesistant pace chasers would be better?
what am i going to do for the next 3 hours
>>556703908thh
>>556703881Turns out /uma/ is a longkino thread
>>556703881longslop is people complaining about longslopsprintslop just killed us
>>556703413pretty sure the rest are on time out for posting porn and the other ones just can't visit as much like in December since there are not as much holidays
debuffs are an absolute meme past gemini cup. why did they get banned again?
>>556704007Summer Goldshit
Looks grim.
>>556703908hesitant pace if you're using them as a support solo frontthh if you're bringing other fronts to all in on front wins
>>556704007They ended up in long
>>556703471>Usually you can get that from spirit bursts
uma for this feelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpZQ6rQbw98
>7 PM in Singh-a-poor>"EOS EOS DEAD GAME">Meanwhile Americans are sleeping>Euros are at work, paying the middle easterns' income
>>556704179>threads are fine during burger hours>SEA hours is just browns screaming into the void
>>556703471>you can get that from spirit burstsLIES>mayano speed card also has a high chance of giving it to you in her first event chainEVEN BIGGER LIES
>>556703570I don't care too much about competing in simulated races but I got pretty good at solving jigsaw puzzles. That was rewarding
>>556704140if only it included uniques and itself then you could have that + one speed skill and do the hacking suzuka for real
>>556703973Yeah anons were at least vocal about longslop and their hatred of Goldship and End closers. We're just currently dead unless some club drama, pornposting, and horseporn links happen.
>>556704179>Euros are at work>Sunday
>>556704179its 8pm here THOUGH
why is this allowed
>Ardan, Bright, VBourbonI can't decide
cygames should release mant earlieri fucking hate unity
>>556704083Bro your mandatory Sky?
>>556704316jerk off
I don't understand how Falco's ult works this CM
>>556704231>jiggieshmm..........any jiggies around?
yea lets just ignore the horse pussy (real) posted during burger hours gwos
>>556704350That's sprint Suzuka
>>556704287>Relaxing during the weekendsThey don't do that in Germany
HOPELESS
>>556704391Does Bourbon not work? I have no clue what sprints use
>>556704179>Euros are at work>have you forgotten what day is it???
>>556704140if the only gold skill i have are this one and another one does it loop forever
>>556704179isn't singapore one of the richest countries for gdp per capita?
Looks better maybe and then I hope for insp. >>556704443Dont have her, but I also have a very good borrow for sprint with like 9 sprint or 8, so I dont really want to change that.
>>556704473Monday?
>>556704394Bwo... most shops are legally mandated to be closed on Sundays in Germany.
where is the marvelous sunday derby...
The ski champ horse Almacado 11yo
>>556704179can you please address this>>556704295it is 7pm in indonesia right nowwho are are blaminghello please address this discrepancywhy you trying to throw shade at sweepypore huhdidn't even look up the right timezonecome on man address me
>>556703908Depends on your strat
>>556704520It may be the case but then you look at non-mainstream video footage from that country and realize they have a literal slave caste living in pods fit for minecraft villagers so most of the wealth is probably concentrated on the top much like in other countries such as China (but there it's dilluted by the 5 billion peasants).Probably beats the Indonesian shanties.
>>556704745fat motion
>>556703934just realised i have flatcarrot story to watch things are bacchi guu temporarily
>>556704713this is not true i am singaporean provide proofthe living pods shit is probably from hong kong or some shitor migrant worker dorms but it is no where close to pods but come on man those are for migrant workersministry of propaganda for sweepypore out
>>556704745Yeah don't worry my honseIt's fine to do some motion with your butt on my face!
> Too many Pace Chasers lead to Front/Pace randomly dies> Reducing Pace Chaser will reduce your winrate because Pace has the highest winrateI hate this CM so much
rangeban sweepypore
good evening its time to grind out fan runs to 0TP, like we do every day I need to play Pokemon Go outside to find some MILFs though. that after I clean my room between uma runs, and work on my script when my TP is out
>>556704903Dont you have a college to flunk?
>10 pasa runs with 6* dirt parents>not a single mile or dirt resulti now understand you sweepysissies
>highscoreShe won lobbies sometimes but Pasas still catches up even with perfect timing Unrestrained, good enough
>>556704745wtf is that tail
So when do Lates become good?
>>556705109???no?why are you mistaking me for victorias secrethe is not even sg
>>556704369https://jiggie.fun/QEg8J5https://jiggie.fun/QEg8J5
>>556704903btw >its for the migrants! the migrant slaves! is browncore except with dubai, nobody is buying it. it is like the >they are dalit! Indiancope the true way to win them over is to say >yea theyre poor but im not *dabs* and then dab on poors some more im poor btw
>>556704639Did you win the bet?
MANT is almost here and I feel like I never fully got the hang of Aoharu.My runs go fine and I still win CM, but I couldn't tell you what I'm doing or why I clicked that bubble.
im playing umamusume and where I live it is a revolving door of prostitute like timed events in umamusume. but next time im gonna go fuck a prostitute I havent had sex in over 100 years
Join Autis/uma/, the latest /uma/ club! We’re A+, meaning we always give our 100%! We’ll do our best to help you achieve your goals.You can either apply to the club personally, but make sure you have /uma/ in your bio if you do, or reply to this post for an invite.
Any uma other than Taiki that only have an R card currently?
>>556705316If I'm honest I wasn't very fond of aoharu concept as a whole. Another rng layer sure can give you boost, but if you have a bad career it feels like absolute dogshit, whereas in URA I just shrug it off and try again.
>>556703147POV: You are onii-chan and Curren introduces you to her boyfriend
>>556705316It took a long time for me to adjust though nowadays I can do most distances pretty well. Building long runners in unity still feels like shit and the unity training's 3 levels of RNG is still absolutely infuriating.
>>556705521Curren calls me onee-chan.
The first racikg day of white turf was really cool. Feels quite special from the location, ground ans held races. I am looking forward to the other two sundays>>556705270I never bet, its bad for your soul
>>556704473MARVELOUS
>>556703494Thank god for the 3 star ticket I finally get my dear digitan
>>556705521I want to rub my dick all over her like im a big cockroach and my dick is my antennae and im feeling my way around her like in one of the hentais where they get raped by bugs and then I rape her
>>556705559>Curren posters are trans
>>556705521I HATE CURREN
>>556705316I'm a bit ootlhave we gotten official news of when MANT is coming?
>>556705223please don't call us brown...im still angry about that one incident that occured here 2 days ago where a brown expat (allegedly) drove over a 6 year old child and still have the galls to blamesplain at the father of said child while the he is on the ground craddling the bloodsoaked body of his childsurely not all browns are like that haha im just stereotyping hehe :)okay but still it is not a pod THOUGH
>>556705316The real blackpill about aoharu is that you have to completely ignore the white arrows past debut year and just hope they happen to land on trainings you were going to click on anyway
>>556705368>Maruzensky>Rudolf>OperaAre the only other ones at the moment
>the father of said child while the he is on the ground craddling the bloodsoaked body of his childwhat do you do in this situation
Is there a /uma/non blacklist
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>556704473You didn't have to remind me it's Sunday. Makes it even sadder that we're so dead
Fucking singajeet pretending he's not brown lmao
>>556705316I play by feel.
>>556705805Don't be a fucking robot, call the cops and an ambulance, apologise and then stay out of the other guy's way because he's probably fucking pissed and grieving? If you even have to ask this question there is unironically no hope for you.
saw a drawing of some anime boobs here yesterday and it was like a normal pair of boobs and they drew like an extra fat lip on top of them to extend them up (or maybe it was shadows) to make them looked bigger and it was nice
>>556705867 NOOOOOOOO IM LITERALLY CHINESE STOOOOOOOP
>>556705865Everyone moved to /v/ma
>>556705916Damn, my guess was attempt to seduce
Clubs can't even fill after one week of the month passed holy shit /uma/ is kill
>>556705316>had 2 back to back runs where I hit Speed LV 5 before Senior Year>never achieved it again
>>556705992I'm not using a discord thank you very much.
I need to make my sprint aces and get another 200k event points but I can't be bothered so I'm just going to put it off to tomorrow.
time flies
>>556706032/uma/ feels way more like a discord than /v/ma though
>>556706164/uma/ doesn't have a literal discord like /v/ma does though, that was my point.
>>556702539The live stream is full JP bros. Also netkeiba will have its own livestream of the final day for Japanese keiba fans
Is it even worth going for late surger without a slick surge / OYL. All of the spirit bursts gave me late surger skills except slick surge. I was initially aiming for pace chaser
>>556706201Proof? I went to /v/ma several times and never saw anything about that
>>556706240Fukukitaru has built-in slick surge :)
>>556706201/v/ma has a discord?
chronogenisis club search still down time to rev up those excel spreadsheets objHTTP.Open "GET", URL, False :)
>>556706201/v/magrok is thisreal
I ate several frozen burritos instead of my vegetables. I need to fix my sleep schedule
I hate thisI wanted pow and dirtwhat am I supposed to do with this
>>556706379>what am I supposed to do with thisLiterally nothing except a stat stick
>>556706240Pivoting is possible, but look at everything you have on hand before you make that decision
>>556706319I said I don't use discord so I can't show you the discord go dig the archives if you want that invite or ask in the /v/ma thread up right now, oh wait you're here because you're not part of their group.
>>556706379i can't wait for the spark reroll update
Cygames should adapt and give fans what they want
good bait
Finally I love late surgers
what's with these all uma smell fetish fanarts lately
Wao
I did some fan runs yesterday hoping for 3* speed spark, but I had 2x 2* speed sparks (the parents I spent so long training) and not my 1x 2* x 3* speed parent that I trained at the same point in time and classified in a different way so now if I get a 3* from my fan runs I will be at 8* speed and like 30 white sparks
>>556706421>I don't use discordunc your age is showing
>>556706569Guts and Pace Chaser?
>>556706606Close
>>556706558The only art with smell stuff that would make sense is for Fuji Kiseki because she has some lines in game about smell being indicative of compatibility between peopleand Stay Gold for obvious reasons
>>556706601NTA but the average age at /uma/ is early 30s
>>556706812Globular
(*) /\( )umanko
>>556706447What the fuck is this shit?
>>556706812ROTUND
mare sex and impregnation
>>556706812cute and round!
Great card chucklefucks
>>556706447i thought taimanin was for the whole family now
>>556706540absolute god tier card
>>556706989lucklets need not apply
>>556706989
>>556706421Discord isnt a bad place, thats where I get my free streams and nude mods
>>556706989>he fell for it
>>556707096Can you nude up our game?
>>556707013I get better results with sweepy.
boy sex
>>556706989Now your other event chains are more likely to complete. As Shiraoki-sama has ordained, and by the power of this 7.
>>556707125I havent found the cord for uma mods sadly
im vbscript, speed sparks can be written as n = 0 = s1 + s2 + s3 ... where: dim n : n = 0 n becomes sparks / number of S ' = n of S, (O)syou cant use ( ) at the end of the = to list sparks
>>556706989>someone spent $2000 on this
Speaking of /v/, the other day I found out that there is a club with a name similar to the one I am in, unfortunately it seems like they became the thread punching bag.It's kind of like their own equivalent of M*MBO.
>new member in the club>there is no recruit post in /uma/...Danchou...?where did you find him???
>>556707125hachimi can make that possible you just need to find the mod for it
>>556707236We aren't the thread's punching bag...
so what other gacha are we moving to once uma hits EoS with MANT? sprint slop already made a lot of players quit
>>556707284hachimi has an injector?
>>556706989>use MANT card on unity>wtf where are my FREE SS tier umasdid people really roll for fuku without knowing what's her purpose, whales are so stupid it balances out the cards they have
>>556707352Hachimi IS the injector anyon. It's a literal injector
>>556705712What was the exact race or nationality of the brown?
>>556707340Taimanin Squad should be out globally around the time MANT starts
>>556707352hachimi IS an injector
>>556706989You're welcome
>>556707335
>>556707447>>556707401Thanks just need to find nude files then to make the game less dull
Its over
Why are BD2 players posting on our threads? Even at /v/ uma threads.
>>556707189>go to LL as any person would do to search for lewd mods>search uma>literally first result zoomers are so useless without discord
>>556707340whats this a gacha where you collect AI girls dildos?
>>556707539C-can you catbox that one?
>>556706447>pulls excalibur-dildo from her anusholy kino
>>556707539I was unimpressed when I went there several months ago
>>556707526Silent Suzuki
>>556707237you missed it bro...
>>556707425I love artists dedicating themselves to one character
>>556707586>catboxThey gave you a step by step guide to find it, there’s a point where the spoons can’t feed themselves
>>556707313me on the right
>>556707586>he's not waiting for the banwave to hit
>>556707679>>556707702I meant the image
Happy Birhday to Biko!
>>556707501The first time I went to /uma/ which is around 6 months ago I've seen anons talking about nude mod and even a catbox of them racing nude so I'm sure it exists
>>556707435Would it at least survive for one month?
>He has to mod to get thisGlobalbabs are miserable
>>556707746sexy little boy
>look out for high rank clubs>"You need to apply on Discord"
>>556706989I'm having second thoughts on sparking my 1LB Fuku...
Today is my daughter's birthday. She's not out in your game yet, but when she is you WILL be nice to her. Thanks, 'dachi.
>>556707746>BirhdayI see that my retardation knows no bounds
>>556707723Just for you, anonhttps://litter.catbox.moe/0ykg6d.jpg
>>556707807We have a bunch of A+ clubs, but our SS club only gets opening every once in a while.
Is there a list of all the uma's birthdays somewhere? I don't want to miss any of the special birthday dialogue.
>>556707313CHIYO NOOOOO
>>556707859really expected this to link to horse genitalia, glad to have been wrong
>>556707807Just get into /uma/ club bro
>>556707237What club?
>>556707859
>>556707917oguriposters would never
>>556707807Sadly. I went around and look for one when I wasn't inside an /uma/ club yet and every A and above clubs have discord. Most making it as a requirement to join their server.
>>556707772I'm glad they actually added that, but it kind of looks disappointing compared to the card artwork.
>>556707896https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/profiles
>>556707924that would be too easy
>nishino flower is S tier parent
>>556707627she would say thits and react this way >>556707896AWOOGA. milk truck arrive
>>556708029Is not THAT /uma/ club, is it?
>>556708072Epstein was a genius
>>556707746>>556707821Happy Birthday Biko
>>556707887i found one club who said it was from /uma/ but i didn't really trust it.Next time i'll try to enter in one of those listed /here/
>>556707746Only good for her 20 TE
>>556707807autis/uma/ still has a slot bwowe're a+just send in your id and ill add you right now>t. not danchou
>>556707896it is worth mentioning that they are real living being so their birthdays are not really spread out like most gacha game characters
>>556708038there NEEDS to be a happy meek drinking water
>>556708136Mambobwos...
Insted of Fuku got Ayabe mlb in 200 pulls, is this card ever gonna be useful?
>>556708072>wedding mayano>wedding sweep>nishino flower
>get seiun from the mega banner>suddenly feel like i don't want to do runs anymore
>>556708001>Teio's birthday is 4/20No wonder I love Teio
Why are her ears so long?
>>556708191now it's not really possible, i'm already in a club, i'll sit there until next month so i will not waste the rewards.Thank you anyway for the offer, hope the slots will not be full next time and i'll send request
>>556705193Just a bit of hair loss on the underside, don't judge her
>>556708310High fertility
>>556708357fair enoughfor future reference, you are guaranteed rewards if you join a club by the 15th of the month
>>556708310usagi musume in uma musume world
>>556708357Not him but you can still quit and get the rewards if you quit now and join tomorrow
When are we getting these shonen
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU STOP REPLYING TO ALL MY POST WITH THAT STUPID OGURI IMAGE.
>>556708357Its not too late to get rewards from a new club, bro. Join themso they can stop recruiting
I have been up for 32 hours, I know if I got to bed now, I will be out for 10+ hours maybe the whole day, but staying awake and hallucinating voices and shadows doesn't seem appealing either, fuck
>Chrono still deadIs it over? We're going back to the jap db?
Sup, tourist here. Just finished all seasons, the OVA's, and the movie, and I crave more.Should I get into this game? Also, I'm not a fan of the fucking kernel level access, how big of a problem is that in reality?
>>556708259satono island private concerts...https://files.catbox.moe/sokd8p.webp
>>556708451Okay
>>556708451what image anon...
>>556708303Hehe... 420Kind of like 419
Huh, summer rec doesn't just cure symptoms one by one
Are there also donkey musume in this world?
>>556708518Yeah, you should get into it. Kernel level anti-cheat is unfortunately industry standard nowadays for live service games. Mobile is smoother anyway, if you want to avoid that.
>>55670824820% training effect and very strong gold skill, though end closer exclusive. So basically a good card for end closer training.
that smile...
>>556708518if you dont care about the gameplay, theres umareader for reading character storiesand for the main story you can just watch it on youtubeand if you do wanna play the game, just get it on your phone, its objectively better there anywayyou could also read cingrey or any of the other mangas, and watch umayon and the other short form content
>>556708518just play on Linux
>>556708451Okay I wont
>>556708623yea
>>556708431cock ball is next anni idk about ace
>>556708518If you're fine with not being on a competitive level then, sure, you can play the game and enjoy the stories/careers. If you want to be competitive then I'm afraid you'll have a hard time because the meta cards banners are over
you still have your first URA win with you, /uma/?
>>556708418>>556708426>>556708480Ok that's cool, i'll do it then thank you.Tomorrow comes
>>556708753NTR is in a month, they can save until then
>>556708431Ace about one year from now. Pocket 1,5 years away.
is today the fucking cloudflare shit-eating contest or why does it struggle to work
thinkign in negative binary...
>>556708849>save for NTRI'll rather advice newfriends to save up for at least Maruzen or Tachyon if they can wait even more
>Curren, what kind of fan service do you do during winning concerts?>hmmm... usually I flash my tits and suck their dicks.
https://files.catbox.moe/3o1y91.png
>>556708259Fucking kill yourself
>>556708959shibari is lame
>>556708959
>>556708809Yes, I still have a lot of them with me.
>>556708898They wouldn’t have any of the good welfares or Kita or anything, so they’d spend the entire scenario jobbing if they didn’t roll for her. At least with the NTR banner they get free rolls to help spark, and they can get closer to MLB Ayabe Guts too.
Only a week to Saudi nightHere are the post times in EST7 am EST = 1 pm CET
>>556709007Shibari is great but that pic isn't shibari.
Hey. Other umamusumes call me Cee Bee. But you trainer, you may call me Mr. Cee Bee Tea!
>>556708518what fucking anti cheat half the general is botting
>>556708626>>556708658>scared of kernel core>"use a phone instead bro">have to use fucking JEWGLE PLAY to download itI'll just hop on Linux like this >>556708704 guy said, its about time I make that swap anyways>>556708753I'll have to actually play the game first before I decide if I want to go competetive with it kek
>>556709052Bro what? You can clear career easily with R cards.
>>556708959Unholy
>>556708623
>>556709082t for torena, of course
>>556709052I still wouldn't advice them to waste their carats for a spark unless they get lucky with 3 SSR of NTR with the 100 rolls. It's already too late to save up to be competitive for newfriends, and NTR is a card that will instantly lose its power next scenario.
holy shit guys 0 really is +1-1 or 1-1, not just a number. not a number? maybe 0 = +(0), the iterary calculation
>>556709103bwo why aren't you just using a vm like a white man
>>556707539>>556707723https://files.catbox.moe/p6pyzr.jpg
>still thinks it's actually kernel anti cheatit runs on fucking linux by defaultyou CHUDS don't know what a computer is
>>556708903
>>556709228Not quite fully understanding my beautiful wife Tachyon, but wanting to support her nonetheless.
>>556709281licky licky ;icky
>>556708451ok
>>556709231Because despite my surface-level paranoia of stuff like kernels etc, I'm actually very tech-illiterate compared to most of you guys on /vg/
>>556708451:(
>>556709380Dun get it...
>>556709292fuck you buddy, do you even know how you are talking to right now?!
>>556709067ok smart guywhat is shibari?
>>556709054Prizes are like, 7 figures in dollars? I expected more since it's Saudi.
>>556709502>RTX 2070 I didn't know the trans tachyon was a poorfag.
>>556709380Not falling for your tricks fat motherfucker. Get in
>>5567093670 = (+1 -1), or, (-1 + +1) there is an extra + so 0 is +(0) it is imbalanced because there is an extra +. but 0 is sa black hole so powerful that the +, like light, cant escape. this is what stephen hawkins was talking about, probably I still have TP to recharge so I can ask AI about (0 * n) = 0 * (-1 +1)
>>556709502>capped TP and RP>B3you don't even play the game
>>556709502Man I really wanna get a Linux, I hate windows 11
>>556709596These are the kinds of emails I get working at a university btw.
retention is almost 600k
>>556709670>they updated to 11
apparently we get a selector for any uma until spring haru?or am I misunderstanding the super banner as that?
>running HCreek ace>get Sprint A + Fast Learner + good hints>speed cards just fucking disappear from summer all the way to URAKinda salvaged it but man fuck this game
Its perfectly normal to doompost, especially when MANT is about to kill the remaining 90% of the playerbase.You are brown coded for sucking off Cygames.
>>556709502Windows can do this btw with echo. [ascii art here]echo. [ascii art here]echo. [ascii art here]... systeminfo con mode ^ this for details vbs script with GetObject("winmgmts:{impersonationLevel=impersonate}!\\.\root\cimv2") to let you do whatever, like with using cmd, to put in memory etc you can also do chr(27) cat [x to use I think 16bit colors >>556709706>nooo 0 dont suck me into your ass im not a negatively charged particle or int you have to let the "+" sign escape!
>>556709516>I expected more since it's Saudi.20m is the biggest purse in horse racing. Japan cup, l'arc are in the 6ish million range.
>>556709882You do if you pay for it ~$20.
>>556709502>ArchI'm trans btw
>>556709516Most G1s don't even cross 5 mil $ in prize so having G2s and G3s matching other countries' G1s is a lot, and then the Saudi Cup was, for a time, the richest race (still is for dirt) in the world until the Aussies increased their prize money in The Everest to match that
>>556709995I've paid that much before for 9Rs and a dupe SR.
>>556709596Is this gibberish or am I just turning stupid
>>556709995when is it?
>>556709995won't they give you one for free? cyjews...
>>556709912I wish MANT was here sooner. It kinda feels like a waste to do careers, especially TT umas at this point.
Top 5 horses to spark on the banner for a newer player?
Mambo!
>>556709228>>556709596What the hell are you saying? 0 is equal to +0 and -0. It's neither a positive or negative number. Umamusume
>>556709969I've paid that much before for 9Rs and a dupe SR.>>556710057dont ind the me schizoing out
>>556710048>20 million sprintHOLY FUAAARK BAKUSHIN BROS WE ARE IN!
>>556710073none of them and just spark on valentines bourbon in 1.5 weeks instead
>>556710073get cards before getting horses
>>556709784The new laptops and PCs have built in Windows 11 and the warranty becomes invalid if I degrade
>got a winI'm fine with this and ready for CM9>standard distanceIt was a run that I thought wouldn't get sprint sparks but then she got 2 senior year so I didn't want to risk Haruten >>556706420I went with late since it seemed better SP spending wise
>>556710048nigga posting an AI summary that isn't even self-consistent lmfao kill yourselfI'm serious, get a knife and fucking kill yourself.
>>5567100621st anni, currently estimated around mid March.
>>556710073MaruzenskyTaiki ShuttleOguri CapOguri Cap (Christmas)Silence Suzuka
>>556710048>DIRT makes the most moneyermmmm turf sisters?
how is this even possible, WTF are these sparks
>>556710198You'll never need that warranty
Hishi's Amazons...
>>556710179Gorilla proportions
>>556710261
>>556710087not sure -0 can exist, if 0 = (+1 -1), actually there can only be +0. if you do 0 - 1 it becomes 0 + -1 which is -1also one example of the negative number is ...raising it to infinity, then + itself (-n = (NOT n) + 1). if you do 0 + infinity + 0 then you get 0; this is like in computing: -0 = (~0 + 1); NOT 0 = -1 (true!) (1111) +1 = 0 I think it is infinity because 1 in all the fields is as high as that can go in those bounds
>>556710261You rike?
>>556710198Most warranties will find a loophole to deny you of your warranty even if you obey everything.
1hr 9min to new dayt.hopeless addict
>>556709558i'm a poorGOD then
>>556710048>Australian long slop
These meekposters are reproducing
>>556710087and if you do -0 - 1 (if it exists) it = 1, if 0 is an itinerary number not sure of the implications of that... [agnes tachyon image]
>>556710261If I understand the math right this is a 3% chance. So very low but not impossibly low chance.
>>556710263I don't think I have to mention this but some newer games (Especially the ones made with UE5) require the latest CPU drivers installed which ALSO need windows 11.
>>556710271nice chocolate for valentine
bigo begucus :DDD
>>556710073The one you love
>>556710048>aussies biggest races are miles and sprintsdo they not have space for larger tracks?
>run 3 WIT cards>can't even reach 1kbros... what are the best WIT cards?
>>556710408Bwo you aren't supposed to install games on your work laptop...
>>556710261Imagine just clicking that spark reroll button and saving yourself from this torment...
>WTF RNG BAD>UHH SKILL ISSUE>WTF RNG GOOD>DIE DIE DIE EXPLODE AIEEEE SAVE ME SHIRAOKI SAMAits all so tiresome...
>>556710048Most money is in breeding anywayKitasan has a stud fee of 25 mil JPYlets say he fucks 200 mares and 150 get pregnant150*25 000 000 = 3 750 000 000 JPY3 750 000 000 JPY = 23 870 906 USDSo a year of Kita cum is worth almost 24 mil USD
>>556710489Be real with me /uma/Who finds Biko cute let alone attractive to do this? I can only think of women who want to prey on a kid.
>>556710543>RNG MID>time to do another run
>>556710516the jump horses are using the croc swamps.
>>556710574Women
the mare has to get pregnant to get stud fee? dont think that is the case (losers weepers)
100 pulls in, 15k carats left.At this point do i go all the way to 200 for makitanefukkukitaru or do i save until 30k for something better later?
>>556710534
oreng
>>556710676she would NEVER do this
>>556710261Sorry I stole your white sparksSomeone else must've stolen our blue and pink sparks though
>>556710520https://uma.moe/tierlistMost Wit cards are pretty good with Fine Motion SSR and Makitane SR being above the rest
>>556710534tits too big
>>556710531i'd play evexcel online if i had any friends...
>>556710768did you make those pulls without a planwhy were you pulling on that banner
>>556710073fukusisters not like this......
>>556710261>>556710316>>556710390>>556710821El
>>556710767Depends whether the farm set up a guarantee for that stallion, so if your mare doesn't get pregnant, you don't pay (I think there are even live birth guarantees, so you pay when the foal is born etc.)iirc most stallions have that
>>556710768What's your Fuku status, don't bother if you don't have at least have 2LB
>>556710989wtf that's rape
>>556710837FM banner when?
>>556710987Is windy really that good?
>>556710987I'm still thinking about uncaping windy with my crystal thingy. I dont think I'll want to run two power cards during MANT
>>556710785
>>556711090if you are not a FM reroller or didn't get her in her first banner it's a bit late for that, you have to wait for ramonu now
RANDINGUUU....
>images stopped loading>it takes 2 mins to postI HATE CLOUDFLARE
>>556710987Really wish I got some copies of Windy from the free pulls
Wait how do you even get these events
>>5567110904 weeks
>>556711018>>556710978I Can 2LB with the shards. As of now i am at 0 Fuku. Can take one card from the pity.
Nice Nature!
>>556711098You are not safe Kitasan
>>556711247draws, good luck getting a draw on the final round
ITS FUCKING UP
>>556711198Bwo you're supposed to use Finemo and Ramonu together
>>556711203AAAAAAAAACK
sexo suzuka
>>556711354NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556711354NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556711104She's like a mini Finemo but speed SR card
>>556711275Abort rolling, commence operation HOLD
>>556711354When everyone is a flatliner nobody is
>>556711275Anon, you should call it a day. You did something stupid but it's good you stopped at 100 rolls.You didn't get your fukus, that sucks but it's your fault for jumping on a banner with less than 600 rolls.Don't waste your crystals on a card that is going to be dead by the end of the next scenario, uma has over 10 scenarios at this point. So for now, save your carats and pretend this didn't happen.And don't do it again at the NTR banner you can't be that stupid to make the same mistake twice, we will get free banners there though.
>>556711354/uma/club bros... it's over...
>>556711354DANCHOOOU KICK EVERYONE
>>556711512>>556711473Okay so what do i save for then?
>>556711364You do you, Ramonu should be enough.
>>556709558RTX 2070 SUPER*Call me a poorfag if you want, but that card lasted me fine for 7 years.I just switched to a RX 9070 XT (another poorfag card) last month because I have no use for CUDA and ray tracing still looks ugly even on a 5090.
>>556711628If you run front runners, Maruzensky 1LB (minimum) or if you run paces, Tachyon 3LB (minimum) or umas if you enjoy umapyoi.
>>556711354I joined some free join club because All of you told me to fuck off here when i asked to join. So hopefully all your players eventually stop playing. Get fucked.
>>556711628Tachy/Light or Maru/FM
>>556711738But pretty much every card and horse i have is late surger. I am way too deep in late surger legacies, i would have to delete everything to start over.
I'm kicking people who are offline for 2 weeks
>>556711738I run lates
最強はEL CONDOR PASAAAAA
>>556711847My condolences
>>556711820Maru is a stronger stat stick than Tachy, save for her to compliment your KSB
>urara career>relatively good stats>4 mood downs during senior autumnDid you know what Cygames are all faggots? Now you do.
>>556711839remember to try to sync this with the events, so that if you are kicking someone it is because they are inactive during an event, not in the downtime between events
JUMP IF U ROUND!!!!
>>556711642i have a 2070 super i actually bought a 40XX something but was too lazy to plug it in and then someone asked to buy it and i sold it yes im retarded
>>556711847Did you tell them you were running late?
>>556711916Windy...
>>556711820>I am way too deep in late surger legacies, i would have to delete everything to start overDon't worry anon, you will delete everything once MANT drops as all legacies will become obsolete.You still need light hello, so you can skip the Maru banner and roll on the tachyon/light banner (that's the scenario card) and then you can drop your entire load at Ramonu wit.
>3 speed cards i hit the 1200 limit too soon and waste points>2 speed cards i don't hit the 1200What do? Who do i need with mlb Kitasan do hit 1200?
>>556711916based trainer
>>556712015Your Bakushin?
thats why shes the GOAAAAAT
>>556712015Biko or Bakushin
>>556711847there's pokke later on but cygames made sure latekeks would get cucked and the card gets mogged by pasa
>>556712015>i don't hit the 1200you still get 1100+?
>>556711916windy owes me teethy blowjobs
>>556711858wrong cow
Do i run Tamano as end or late?
>>556712110You want bite marks down there?
>>556712123isn't there a rich pervert somewhere who could pay someone to make good models for these mods
>>556712229no they would NEED to make a shell company to do something that they can sell to recoup
>>556712123good lord look at that waist
a picture i took of my first rate wife
threads dead talk about 0
Mejiro Fulmine just won Satsuki Sho, if he wins the Derby, he will have won the same races as his sire DuramenteThis is also the 4th time he won against Croix du Nord
That Machan figure had me go feral for her thighs
I like it when Tama yells "Ogurin!"
bakusex
>>556712967>top earner confronting danchud about his pet member
>>556713032bakushin is built for speed!
God the wait for VBourbon is eternal
>>556713032
>>556712967i might be gay for Sirius Symboli
>>556711982
>>556712628first-rate slut
>>556712854WTF? UMASONA? WTF?
>>556713224This twitter meme doesn't need to be posted 20 times a day as hot as it is.
>>556713328First Rate Anal
>>556713345It's about the horse's personality
Have to be honest the Bakushin armpit gif was very underwhelming
everyone jumping on the armpit bandwagon
>>556713527Need this with Pitasan instead
>>556713456Powerful tip.
im bigly an enjoyer of using my first (or at least close to it) training with the reporter on wit, because it gives energy (which gives all stats & Psuccess via the recovery) and speed, and it gives future speed (n = n / 5, or lower if "hot topic") if/when the reporter lands on speed training as it will be higher, n being usually (if you let it be a gradient) 1 or 2 / 5. so training with the reporter on wit is like guts training, + i = speed training (i = initial speed gain from the wit training) + n (usually . or .4), i = 1 to 3 + 0.2 to 0.4, i.e. 1.4 speed
>>556713527alive internet theory
She cute
>>556713491I liked her expression and shading. Least it gets us more Bakucute arts
>scenery>scenery>sceneryi liked the other stories better
>>556713610>horse is thinking about [game tip] hate this trope in gaming horses are capable of thinking + planning ahead though
>>556713527https://files.catbox.moe/sez2uq.jpg
>>556713527
>>556713879This is not armpit licking...
>>556713456There is also a popularity section
>>556713879
Just did a career with Tama. She had 10 mood downs the whole run. What the fuck is her problem?
>>556714104smol penner
NANDEYANEN
>>556714104Being poor is depressing
true
>>556711904bwo they are offline for 2 weeks NOW which means they didn't do the event
>>556714104
>>556714104not googoo babied enough
Wish Tamtam would slap me too, while being an angry midget
>there are guides on vega guts pullingvideo could have just been 'dont pull past freebies'
>>556714365>while being an angry midget thats her all the tiem
5 minutes
>>556714460If I get 2 copies I'll just blow all my gold crystals
>>556714460Best cunny to the rescue
>>556714460>video could have just been 'dont pull past freebies'that doesn't pay the billsstop clicking on the videos from parasites
>>556714543her ears go in the main pointy part of the hat and the hat ears are just for show
leave some dirt shoes for the newcutie!!
>>556714642wow thats a penisand its CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!
>>556714642
>>556714642COW GAME!!
>>556714470Nu, sometimes she is a nice midget
Is level 3 as high as the event bonus skill goes?
>>5567145943LB is trash though, vega guts is only used at MLB for power bonus on top of the 15 rb. If you dont have it MLBd use another 15 rb
stay focusshoes rush is coming
>>556708732Ryan LOVE>>556710083Mambo LOVE
It's a new day!
>>556714869Were getting a gold crystal on the anniversary though
>>556715016how this will stop me from impregnating her?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2020512975057236451
Happy New Day!
>Increased rate for guaranteed reward in TT>At the same time as the carnival of shit is sucking my RP drywhy the fuck is cyNIGGERKIKES like this
6 DAILY RACES
>I stopped fanfarming>club rank started freefallingwe need to bring back quota, Danchou
>>556714787https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1770562883795559.jpg
>>556715016
Not the uma I wanted to see on login today
>>556715135Where's the notice cygays
Anons is it viable to make a late surger king for sprint? I am not really sure if there is time to catch up even with all the properm id race and late race skills so I made a pace, but she's suboptimal as pace...
I love Rice
>>556715487Mayano get out of there!
>>556715135cmon someone post a screenshot I can't load X (formerly twitter)
>matty cunny foo coo keytar roowhat did they mean by this?
>>556714460This is why Im saving the gold shards for SR Pasa card which will carry me to future scenarios
thank god that shits over
I keep forgetting to do single daily races so I can get the daily shop multiple times
>>556715476god, i want to cum all over that forehead over and over againuntil i empty my balls, holy fucking shit
>>556715518My late kingu wins like once every 10 or more races, you can run someone else if you need she's not good against the Pasas.
Hews hasn't forgotten about uma...
>>556715621Shop status?
>>556715623thank fuck they eventually update that shit so that multiple daily shops can queue up
>>556715664I got the same results myself... can I ask for your kingu stats?
>>556715723He posts about uma every single day on his alt wdym
>>556715135WTF I cant see the missions?
>>556715732all crystals, tickets, parfaits and most clocks
>>556715518You can, but she doesn't consistently win. Either mutate her to pace or if you want to make a late, air groove is better.
Ghost Story Cafe from Pakatube is so fucking beautiful...
>sees my 10k carats>feels like impulse rolling againAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY STOP MEWHY IS HOLDING SO HARD
>>556715723Hews hasn't drawn a finished picture since ancient times
>>556715723This week has been a good week as an uma armpit enjoyer.
Everytime i try to link with cygames account to buy carats on their site i get send back for a New e-mail code. I literally can't buy shit even if i want to!!?
>>556715789dozoif she activates these 3 skills and her ult, she has a chance, otherwise 9th place
>>556715936Not really. I've been into uma armpits for years, but I'm not interested in shitty westoid art.
>>556715792I don't know his alt
Our new member is already flatlining harder than our resident slacker...
Sorry, I'm just... I'm just not gonna do it! Haha
>>556716168
>>556716168just do a bakushin run
What the hell is going on in here lately?!It's the pits.
>>556716006yeah that's a bit better than mine, if she doesn't get results I?m not gonna try harder, thanks anon, sucks that she can't shine in what is supposed to be her main distance.
>>556715868>41,600 carats>1500 is enough for a 10 pull maybe I should rollIt's never easy to hold.
>>556714460>he watches guide videoThe last time i watched a guide video was someone who put on thumbnail his horse stats as 1200 on Speed Power and Wit, then he showed the in-game results and NONE of them had those stats
>>556716282recent gibs have made it seem like carrots are plenty but i'm not falling for that again
https://x.com/i/status/2020437413525656027
>>556716168It's the easiest shit ever. Are you doing any other runs? Like Ace or Parent/Fan/whatever? You're using one of your parents. So ran that parent in one of the event races, they get skill for free, you do your usual stuff and that shit gets done automatically.
>>556716339there'll be big gibs next month with the anniversary, but after that it's months of draught
post it again
I would say to swipe for the monthly, but it's 10 PM in Indoneetsia
>>556714668>Trainer, it's 10 PM, come here>Do you remember at which time you have to cum? Hope you behave well this time.
I-I will roll for Dia and Crown
>>556716126It's on >fb like all the third world meme content creators
>>556716530I will roll for Dia and CrownAnd I will roll for Ardan and Bright
>>556716578Jate Hews
>>556713879very nice
I've been eating more carrots ever since global release
Just satiate gambling itch with your paid dailies :^)
remember when rey mysterio got unmasked? I think by the undertaker? that was crazy I thought his career was over
nobody wants Flash...
>>556713959...you know, it's kinda like an armpit, if you think about it. Just between your legs.
Now that the babu from Curren and Falco is born, should I mate them together again or not?
>>556716835yesumapyoi
>>556716578>last post was in 2025 about frieren?
>>556716835>empty womb>war record
>>556716753>Rey is 51 nowdamn...my hero was so young back then
My club is full of burnout players
Feeling tired as hell so I had some coffee and now my eyelid won't stop twitching and I'm still tired
>>556717016i like need for speed more
umas are overratedembrace ningen
>>556717001yeah hes based
>>556716905So be it>>556716954MTL is funny like that
>>556715135>New Year's 3 and SSR Guaranteed Scouts and Guaranteed Reward on Team Trials Wins are available!My ESL ass thought we could win guaranteed SSR scouts on Team Trials Wins
>>556717046go to sleep friend
>>556717057You just know she has human aids
>>556717016lots of /uma/ clubs will be purged by mant
>>556717057who dis?
>>556717016all the overachievers in mine are doing barely more than the minimum now
>>556716753Damn isnt it crazy feels like Im your Papi storyline with Rey and Dom was like a decade ago but no its 2 decades ago
>>556717057white woman jumpscare
>>556717057haggard humans or teenaged half-horse mutant freaks... decisions, decisions.
>>556717125It isn't even 5pm... I can't give in to the mid-day sleepies...
>>556717016I feel bad for our danchou because he's the only one doing fanruns now
>>556717057oh god an aryan
>>556716951To me it shows the last post was 30 mins ago the same sketch he posted on twitter, it's the one with 114k followers. Not the place to talk about social media though.
>get sprint + turf S>420 stamina>7th, 10th, 7th, 8th in spring tennoshoKek, I already knew this was going to happen. I don't even know why I'm still playing at this point.
>>556717057FUCK ningens!Trainers are made for Horse Pussy
dancho... please come back....
>>556717057We found her, Human A
umamusume rimjob while her tail is holding my head
>>556717392What are those shadows?Is she witnessing Ayabe and Temu using ther dicks as lightsabers?
>>556717426umas can't grab stuff with their tails they are not monkeys
Should I try to build a team that excels at different racing styles (e.g. Late Surger, Pace Chaser and Front Runner) or can I just make everything under one racing style? I don't know if this affects racing performance.
i saw dancho playing endfield on discord
>>556717489They can, tail hug is showcased in a career of one of the jp umas
Do umamusume prefer to do it Jockey or Doggy style?
>>556717309oh hes a gamer
>>556717514The first only in TT.In CM you have to consider what you're making. Multiple fronts help prevent the scenario where you are solofront, but if you gamble on fronts if you're overtaken on the spurt phase you will never recover.
>>556717514Is this for TT?I don't remember the exact reason but you want different stylesFor CM it doesn't really matter unless you want to try out some strat Runaway + chasers
>>556717514Depends on the style.Front runners like having other front runners, they all go faster.Pace is fine being alone, prefers being with front runners because fast front runners lets them speed up more.Late/end might depend on the track. Bringing 3 lets you potentially hog acceleration slots like 5th/6th.
THE JOCKEY'S GOT ME
>>556717315just swap end/late, lil bro.
>>556717057
>>556717489smelly shichi holes on my face
>use all your RP on the Racing Carnival event>we will now boost Team Trials rewardsThis is getting old
>>556717830>he burned all of his jellies>carnival event reruns in mere weeksngmi
>>556717830Your carrot jellies? No reason to interact with the event after you buy everything.
>>556717669>>556717709>>556717715Yes it's for TT, thanks for the input!
>>556717830>use >150 RP refresheshow
>>5567177391st and 2nd attempts were late, and 3rd/4th endIt's just the garbage RNG
>>556717321based suzuka *starts dry humping u*
>>556717952naruhodo
>>556717580tail hug is different from tail hold.They cannot put force on it, but they can move it
when i saw seeking the pearl i thought she was pasa's mom or something
>>556717920>>556717898It really is tiresome
>>556717057no.
>>556718231How much of the bakupit art is AI? at least Hews is human-ish.
>HOEH ARIGATOU>serious season 2>HOEH ARIGATOU
>>556718306AI >> HumansAt least AI isn't retarded and pussies out when people ask things to it.
>Requests sprint shoes
grand live???more likegrand DEAD
AI absolutely does pussy out when people ask it for things
>>556717057>ningen tries to seduce me>embrace>german suplex>fuck my back>get nursed by umas during the day>get raped by umas in my sleep>they don't know i'm still awakeWorth it. Best year of my career
>>556718027milk...
maya is reali saw her appear out of thin air irl
>all dailies donenow what?
>>556717709in TT, if your uma is in the best position compared to all other runners using the same style at certain points in the race, they get bonus points. if you have multiple umas using the same style, only one of them can get those bonuses at a time.
>>556718380>>556718409bitches always stroll in groups
>>556718697update your TT teamwe will reach 600k retention next week
Can someone explain the>HOEH ARIGATOUmeme to me?I have literally never heard her say this in game.
>updating your TT before MANTwhy even bother
>>556718797Dotoposters have become the new Oguriposters
>>556718797i can barely scratch 550k points on a good day
>>556718906>the top goes away>doto rises to the challenge to surpass themJust like their waifu... I kneel
>>556718829I play with the game muted and I've heard itFun fact, Curren says it as well in the same tone.
>>556718829put her as a tt ace, youll hear it
>>556718829If she is your Dirt Ace in Unity races, and there is a good chance that she is, she sometimes says "HOEH ARIGATOU" on post race victory screen in a really goofy voice.So it kinda stuck around after being mentioned in /uma/.
>>556718829you can hear it from her non-G1 win and team victory quote
>>556718829>>556719092fake weebs hear "ouen arigatou" as "hoeeh arigatou"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbPfPCz3GRA
>>556706540This card fucking sucks.
>>556719159She clearly says HOEH ARIGATOUUUU you dumb nerd
>>556719159she actually says "hoenn arigatou" because she loves pokemon emerald
>>556718597No they keep answering, even saying "no".They will not delete the stuff they made, they will keep making it.If you use israeligpt and don't know how to make it do what you want, it's your skill issue.
>>556718981>>556718989>>556719032>>556719092...Do you mean when she says>OUEN ARIGATOUas in "thanks for your cheers/support"?
>>556719159shut up nerd
>>556719247She clearly says HOENN, maybe she likes water
>>556719159In Unity, the line gets really crusty because of the background noise. It’s easier to mishear it there.
>>556719159HOEH
>>556719159i'm gonna give you a wedgie nerd
>>556719274HOEH (YES)
>>556719159sorry, i only speak english and latin.
all the things she said all the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head running through my head
>vtumors
>>556719274>...shut up FAGGOT!
>>556707746CUTEKO!
>>556719159Everyone was pretending to mishear it. At least, I hope so.
>>556719159Who invited this dweeb inside /uma/
>>556718829forced memeanyone who types that should die
>>556719501Doto wouldn't say this
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
https://youtu.be/O0pBVXmYM_U?si=LS68Rkaa-6H-2z1y&t=15
nigga where is your racewear
Did Smart Falcon pay foreign bot farms to rehabilitate her image in /uma/?More at eleven!HOEEEEEEH
KIMI NO AIBA GA
I want to watch Digitan convulsively squirming and cumming for an hour straight by making other umamusume whisper in her ear and massage her all over her body and fill the air with the scent of her pussy juice
Did they secretly patch the in-game time to be based on your local time instead of just using Japan time for the entire global server? It's lunch time and Tama is talking to me about lunch.
>>556719159fake weebs hear "ouen arigatou" but I hear it as you should kill yourself
I love when she says HOEHHHand coughs up a wad of skin and bones, akin to an owl pellet.Arigatou, Falcon.
>>556719705doto would say this
>>556719705Doto would NOT say this.
>>556719651Tying G1 outfits to card rarity is the stupidest thing in Unity, even worse than fucked up arrow RNG.
>>556719736falcons also make pellets
>>556719685i can volunteer as a Digitan
>>556719685>I want to watch Digitan convulsively squirming and cumming for an hour straight*After using a timestop device on her and fucking her for a week.Fixed that last part for you.
I like it when el condor pasa inhales for a really long time staring at you
>>556719842Waow, the more you know
>>556719884
>>556717392He just posted in club!
>>556719698have you heard of UTC?
Does Shart Falcon need a front partner for CM10?
*requests dirt shoes*shoeh arigato
>>556719883why are moids like this ._.
>>556719987What the fuck is a moid
uma fan runs with this video in the bg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0qYsDfP7Ethis song goes hard https://youtu.be/T-TBM_jKDJc
>>556719883>timestopI'd rather her be constantly cumming while I dick her and grope her all over
>>556715865>higanbana patternsuch cliche
>>556720081A male foid. Keep up.
>>556716754Clearly there's a demand for her, since she's getting a new figure.
>>556719987
>>556719978noyou want her to keep her ult for final straight
>>556719621based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGVWQ3emTA>>556720082cringe
whens the next rainbow crystal shard
>>556716754The fuck are those price. I got one for a measly 990 yen from a recycle shop
>>556719978>>556720189>>556719983I want to have sex
how many star pieces do you get total for a singular uma in the upcoming daily legend races?
>>556716754I might purchase that Ikuno…Dictus.
>>556720232What's the rush? It'll be months before we finish another 20
>>556720096Does that flower mean something fucked up in Japan?
Another fine motion agemasen during junior year, whooopeeeee.I would be absolutely ass blasted if I paid a single carat for this card. Just made sure all the support cards in my future pull plan are guaranteed golds.
>>556720123you stupid troglodyte I am a zoomer I don't need to keep up you need to kill yourself
My first S+1200 speed, 1188 wit, 1012 power, 677 stam and 547 guts. S dirt and every mile & late surger skill I could grab. Cards were Fukukitaru speed, Satono and Fine Motion for SSR's and then I had Marvelous Sunday, Eishin Flash and Meijiro Dober SR's. All of this and she still rolls a 1 star guts. God I fucking hate this RNG system.
ikuno dick in vagina sex
>>556719274Majority are retarded EOPs here so please understand
>>556720272Good thing Whorren gives out sex to any random passerby
>>556720278because I'm about to finish my first one
>>556720232in 10 days on valentine event
>>556720275You should. I have one. It looks down at me when I sleep.
>>556720283Death
>>556720316>this zoid is a goid roidkoid and loid
>>556720316cringe
>>556720371>about to finish my first oneanon... you really missed one?
>>556720283It's the lycoris flower, poison and death.
>>556719159>>556719274>>556720350>t.
>>556720278>another 20Do you guys already have 20???
>>556720243amiami is jacking up price because uma (pre-owned) merchs keep flying off the shelves
bakurape bakurape
>>556720371Bricked...>>556720527Lycoris my dickoris
>>556720096i know, isn't she cute?
>>556720324>late surger
>>556720272hello saar good evening from phillipines
ikuno dictus pissing contest
>there are zoids in this very thread
Sweepy is giving me colorama errors and doesn't work anymore .. sucks to be a tech witlet... maybe it's for the best...
>>556720489o-oh....
>>556720324Rating-based spark results is not a pandora's box you want opened
>>556720324no one ever congratulates me, so gratz and good job, bud! nearly had my very first S+ 2 days ago as well.
>>556720648would
>>556720272haha this is me 23 7, 365
the f in foid stands for falco
>>556720527No wonder the singer died...
>>556720529I will not bend nor compromise my values.
>>556720324I was going to congratulate you until you started being a whiny bitch at the end.
>>556720452>>556720527Well, tropes are meant to be used. I'd say good use of this one, considering it was posted on Aug 13th, the day IRL Cafe died and Obon festival begins.
>>556720798you would fuck a pig if it let you, and I don't mean a hambeast by that bhut the animal
>>556720652For me, it's Command Wolf
>>556720324>complaining when you highroll that hard
>>556720842AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M TRASCENDING!!!
>>556720786what do you do with a free hour?
>>556720842Busted good nuts to this set of my bro
>>556720868Curren Chan...
>>556720842
>>556720842ME WITH MY BRO
>>556720527Hey its the thing Nikke has collab with now.
>>556720842god I wish that was me with my bro
Stop adding -oid to the end of random letters. Stop adding -slop to the end of words while you're at it.
>>556721013dont have anything funny and true to put here
>>556721049For a sec I thought you were talking about shoes, didn't know that ass game was still a thing...
>>556720842>>556721014redpill me on this uma
>>556721013sit on post nut clarity from jerking off
>>556719274
>>556721065LOWKIRKUINELY KIRKOID KIRKSLOP
>>556721116here ya go bud
>>556721116She uses a computer so she's le epic haxxor 4chan girl
>>556721116She's your bro (female) and a dirter.
>>556720816Based 草.
>>556721260So like Air Shakur?
>>556721065>Winnoid Tickeslop
>>556721065this, we should start adding -AHBY at the end of words instead
>>556721335Yeah, Air Shakur but not ugly and huge tits.
I never heard the other voiceline, it's always "FARUCOTACHI NO KACHI" for me, but I wanted to believe. Sad!
I got a new energy drink and it tastes like something I cant put my finger on and now I smell that smell and its morphing into girl smell but carrot energy drink? ew! I get they are horses tho
>>556721065Tickezoid! Tickezoid!
>>556721260ya except not as cute
BAKER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>556721335https://youtube.com/shorts/Mc9NnTDWAoU
last /uma/ thread...
>>556721397anon your soundpost is missing half of the link
>>556719501Okay, but how do you say faggot in japanese? Teach me Grass-sama.
>>556721380dont say that...
>>556721507Homoホモ
>>556721462>#fypyoutube #fypviral #fypI hate the zoomer internet so fucking muchkill all zoomer and alpha cunts now and bring back 90s / 00 internet
>>556721178This, but it's him screaming because of people talking about JP only umas and/or content.
>anon's image slot got yoinkedhehe
>>556721501>>556721397catbox fucks up my upload yet againit's shitting itself and I can't upload the audio
>>556721650shouldn't you be watching the pregame show grandpa
>>556720283most often death
>>556721507(you)
>>556721825>>556721825>>556721825>>556721825
>>556720189Does this guy really animate these in Koikatsu? His models look a lot better than others.
>>556721238I wish people would upload MP4 instead of mp3/ogg for soundposts so we coud just download the video with sound off catbox.
>>556704420EL CONDOR PASADO
>>556720529>>556720816sex
>>556720696It technically already exists, its just that it mostly starts at SS.
