/ourguild/ Edition>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance<Chuckers of Sneed> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>556535202
reopen recruitment NOWlet me tank your raids NOW
As we have completed our roster and then some, due to high demand we pause our recruitment efforts!
Tauri.<gulag>You join.Now.
Congratulations to <Chuckers of Sneed> on their first flawless clearing of Molten Core!
>AmbershireSo a bunch of PvE shitters
>>556711891Not true, there is a thriving pvp scenehttps://files.catbox.moe/jbukfy.mp4
>>556711891if i wanted to enjoy a multiplayer pvp game then WoW would not be my first pick
>Chuckers of Sneed will never do UBRS>Chuckers of Sneed will never clear UBRS>Chuckers of Sneed will never do Kara10>Chuckers of Sneed will never clear Kara10>Chuckers of Sneed will never do ZG>Chuckers of Sneed will never clear ZG>Chuckers of Sneed will never do MC>Chuckers of Sneed will never clear MC>Chuckers of Sneed will never do BWL(YOU ARE HERE)>Chuckers of Sneed will never clear BWL>Chuckers of Sneed will never do AQ20>Chuckers of Sneed will never clear AQ20>Chuckers of Sneed will never do AQ40>Chuckers of Sneed will never clear AQ40>Chuckers of Sneed will never do Naxx>Chuckers of Sneed will never clear Naxx>Chuckers of Sneed will never do Kara40>Chuckers of Sneed will never clear Kara40
>>556711891Cross-faction AND cross-gender, you seething chuddie.
>Stino will never be caught with felony possession of child pornography (YOU ARE HERE)>Stino will never be charged with felony possession of child pornography
Who was in the wrong here?
Bane?
>>556713632>0 onlineit's over...
>>556713632>>556713937Evil is currently busy playing on their Branded alts
>>556700245>>556709954this made me hard...
why does every fucking addon think it needs a button on the minimapjust let me do / command FAGGOTS
>>556715059Get the minimap button addon noob
@Evilhttps://youtu.be/rEUEHF-jAU4
newfaggot here, what’s bronzebeard like? I do want a classic+ type experience but it has so much shit added, I read the features page and felt overwhelmed, doesn’t look like it’ll play like just classic+
>>556717847It's somewhat closer to a retail experience but in vanilla.
>>556717847classic+retailif you just want an actual classic+ experience, troondle is the only 5k+ populated serverepoch has 300~ players
>>556717847Just play Turtle like all the other chads
>>556715116ThisMiniMap ButtonBag (MMBB) is goated
>>556717847like the other fags said turtle is the only classic+ experience that doesnt feel like retail liteclass design in bronzebeard is basically retail, zone design and quests are basically retail. its more like SoD than classic really
If your minimap doesn't look like this you're not real!
>>556719804Mine is a square
why arent my tank queues instant? does it get better at 60?
>>556720968it does. a lot of dps will queue tank at early levels when specs dont matter just so they can get faster queues. this ironically makes tank queues slower but at mid high 50s they stop doing that shit so queues are instant
>>556720968Healers are usually instant before 60 but that slowly flips to Tank near the end. Though with all the healers running around you should easily be able to find one in world chat pre-60
>>556720968theres lots of paladins willing to tank on turtle
Elekkow/Alynastrasza got muted once again, what a faggot who doesn't know how to behave in public. Literal piece of shit of a faggot.
>>556720968generally low level dungeons need more healers, they have instant queues. tanks have bad queues while leveling. it will reverse by level 50
>thread is still dickriding some deformed streamer faggot
>>556723765No we hate Aecheur.
>>556725063i dont get retardins on turtle>prot buffed to be the best leveling spec for the class>can do aoe pulls and has little downtime>is also THE BEST dungeon tank>dont need to compete with other retardins for weapon drops>can make your own groups as a tank to avoid gear competiton>pally players look at all these positives without a single downside>and play a mid-tier dps with huge downtime and slow kills
>>556725063based ret pally
>>556725424Most pallies level as prot though
>>556725063>>556725424>>556725484DPS paladins aren't allowed in my groups.
>>556725063I genuinely miss this flexibility past MoPyou could substitute healer/tank for a short period and save the group from wipe
dps=disabled pedophile subhumans
>>556725721baaaaaaaaaasedpink sissies in shambles
>>556728234>pink sissiesn-no... stop that
I love my E-wife but why does she keeps telling me i'm not allowed to cuss?
retardins>can play all 3 roles, sucks at all of them>faction locked to the side filled with turdies>every server is 60% pallies, insane competition in every group for loot>class fantasy of being the main character appeals to sociopaths with main character syndrome>shares armor group with the other most played classGODuids>so good it was the first class to have 4 specs>can be played by either side, always in demand>no one plays it so you always get your rolls>class fantasy appeals to people who actually have souls, the most class quests in the game>only shares armor class with rogues, gets everything that isnt crit or agil
I love my E-wife but why is she naked in Barrens?
>>556731357Please don't joke about this. It really happened to me.
>>556731994I'm sorry...
>>556725424Because you tank a dungeon and you have wanna be dps warriors crawling out of the woodwork begging for groups
I love my E-friends
kinda crazy how UE5 was hyped up to be this huge thing and then out of nowhere they were like "lol nah" and killed it overnight
>>556711891Yes? Why do you want to be a PvPtard? Wow was never designed for PvP
will turtle ever get dwarf shamans
>>556733083high elves are getting shamans, sorry
>>556733052i personally believe that part of a plea deal with blizzard was killing the UE5 client
>>556734148Rogues dont do this low damage on turtle
>>556734148it gets better every time
soul
>>556734148-10 izzat rogue dalit basterd
>>556734504Calm down Elekkow/Alynastrasza
>>556711083People who play with addons like Questie and/or don't read quest text should be banned from playing on original versions of WoW and be banished forevermore to retail.
>>556729460Only restodruid was viable in nilla and its probably the worst healer.On twow shaman has 4 specs aswell.
>>556731994Considering every female elf that has talked to you your e-wife, is your fuck-up, jib.
>>556739246Turtle retards should learn how to properly explain the location of the objectives then.Their custom quest texts are completely wrong very often and I'm not gonna waste my time because ESL ruzzians are stupid.
>>556739246I play with pfquest and read quests
I love my E-wife but my E-wife doesn't love me...
>>556741008Fish...
>>556739246I don't read any quest text and I just follow the arrow
>>556743208Same, I think my brain is so feminized from all the HRT...
>Evil will never do Ony(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never clear Ony
>Evil will never do UBRS(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never clear UBRS
>Evil will never get their nudes leaked(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never lose weight and shave
>>556743809oh no no no no
(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never replace the feeling that FMC gave you
>>556745027>NAH, I'D WIN
STOP ERPING WHILE WE ARE RAIDING
>>556745027Yea, I expect a full meltdown when BWL releases and Chuckers clears it day 1, while <Evil> wipes for 4 hours.
>ask <Evil> in the guild chat which deranged tranny posted that selfie last night>they all just ignore me
>>556745773Someone from branded did it
<Evil> pretends to be chuddy guild to gather members but in its heart <Evil> is the ERP guild run by a mentally ill faggot whos WIM addon constantly beeping because he ERP midraid
>>556745957Shoulda told me that instead of having a discussion on which mage spec is good for leveling.
>>556746352I didn't see your guild message
>whisper the raid lead to fix the raid groups>some schizo hears the wim noise and assumes its erp related
Sorry, but <Chuckers of Sneed> is one of the dumbest guild names I've ever seen
>>556745027expect a gkick next time you log int, we know who you are.
>>556745773it was me, i am in evil. ignore the retards claiming it wasnt an evil member. i love sucking cock.
>>556746352Well which mage spec is good for leveling?
>>556747062wanna erp?
>hop on frostmourne >see thisyeah...
Gerra and Torzag are back.
>>556748102send a mail to rpe on ambershire
>>556748102Message me first, the name is Jib.
Mage or Hunter if I want to play a ranged class?
>obese cunt fetish
>>556750696Mage is stronger right now but after next patch hunter might become top tier
Anyone more familiar with Tauri than I know if there's a way to reduce xp gain back to normal x1, or even temporarily disable it? I rolled a Goblin this morning and I was level fucking 20 before I even got out of the starter zone.
>>556754586type .xp 1 in chat>still too fast.xp 0.5
>>556754783actually it only goes 1-2.
>>556754783Wait, really? That's awesome. Thank you.
You get to pick three (3) former FMC raiders that quit for whatever reasons and have them be part of your raiding team. Who will you choose and why?
>>556755350SylmaElaynnaFilthydrunk
>>556755350Sylma, Jib, Vilefon
>>556755519BurokVilefonBelwynn
>>556755985This nigga fucks
>>556755350ElyannaDarkelyannaElyanna
>>556755350BurgorBurgortwoNotburgor
>>556758291Burgor...
nigga no one wants to see that
Turtle players be like...
<Evil>bros?Explain.
>>556760385you're the most disgusting nigger alive.
>>556760385
>cutmust suck being american
kinda cute but why is there a tie around your dick
>>556760385show bussy
i didn't think this thread could possibly get even gayer than this
>>556760385what the FUCKdo goyim really?
>>556760694That's actually a Chuckertroon doing a false flag attack.WE are based. THEY are cringe ERPers.
>freemason tieI knew you were all fucking secret fags, Im glad I turned you down when you tried to recruit me
>>556760385I feel so sorry for you cutbros. My uncircumcised penis is silky soft, smooth, cute, and subtle, yet playful.
Any idea if there will be another fresh mop from Stormforge (or other populated server) anytime soon?
>>556760907just wanted something decorative, ordering new clothes, toys, and all that soon.>>556760916i will, trust me! right after i wax and get some cute outfits ;3>>556761794hehe, dont be so foolish to think all Masons are the same.
Earlier I asked you trannies in the guild chat WHO posted that first selfie and you all went silent and awkward. Now one of your freaks did it again.
>player killing quest elite when i get there>try to invite them to party>"Cannot find '[player]'hate HCfags so much
>>556762420>clothes, toysi hope you bought cute panties and a cage...
>>556762267>fresh MoPsorry anon... they are moving away from MoP to LegionThey said Sheilun was their last MoP server, but who knows if it's going to hold true
>>556763739i will be...i need to pick out a cage though uggghhh wish i could just say my name and have keyholder or somebody recommend one..and whats that lovesense thing ive heard about? im a sub/bottom mostly but occasionaly love topping
>>556764201It's over, though with how slow the Tauri team has been with their own Legion server gives me some hope
>>556764547Actually maybe I am wrong.
>>556765037It's likely the last for MoP for awhile at least, doubt they would want to split the playerbase between another MoP and Legion.
You guys are obsessed with Evilbros ... they are not fashion celebrities to talk about.
This is the worst state this thread has ever been in, and I've been here since 2019.
>>556765839have you said thank you to Shenna yet?
>>556765839>the moment a new thread schizo shows up (burgor) people start posting pictures of their penises and chastity cagesburgorbros? mind explaining this one?
>>556766170burgor is currently crying in a VC and said he is deleting his character.. aaaaaand it's gone.you made him quit.
>>556766454NOOOO BURGORXISTERS WHAT IS THISTHIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TRUMP DENIES TRANS HEALTHCARE
>>556766454Burgor just asked a GM to hide his character so that you drama whores can't drag his name through mud when he accidentally takes off all of his clothing.
>>556766454Burgor changed his name after all the stalking and death threats.
Negaburgor...
>>556766170>>556766454>>556766598>>556766659>>556766779>>556766784Burgor...
Burgor did nothing wrong.
>>556766454just sniped burgor's name, ty
>556760385Why are Evilfags like this?
I need to date a femboy to train jiu-jitsu with. Nothing would form a lasting bond stronger than being neck and neck in grappling strength and skill.
>>556765839The gay FMC drama was a million times worse.
>>556767630im down :D
>>556767649No this shit >>556767662 and the fag who spammed loli is much worse and you can’t even filter it
>>556768172cheer up anon~
>>556768172Yeah, I take it back. I forgot about the loli bestiality porn posted last night.
new thread schizo, amazing
is ambershire down for anyone else?
>>556768620it's down it seems
>twitchcucks and dogfuckers seething endlessly about Evil, a guild with like 10 people
>>556769113No one in <Chuckers of Sneed> even knows or cares <Evil> exists.
lets get this straight:Branded > Chuckers of Sneed (for now) > Evil
>>556770141where does <gulag> fit into this?
>>556770452gulag isn't reallyit can't hurt you
Hey guys its my first time raiding and whatnot in WoW. Im a shadow priest and got anathema from my first MC, is it a good idea to spend 220 gold enchanting it or is it worth not enchanting and hoping I can snipe an upgrade in my first BWL PuG
tell me about Keyholder
>>556770928>enchantingjust join <Evil> and get everything you need, then leave
>>556770928The main upgrade from BWL is a 10% droprate so if you have the gold just enchant your current weapon. Or since you are a pug don't put any effort into consumes or enchants and leech loot until you can find a guild you want to join.
>>556770928Isn't spell power on weapon like 140g? It surely shouldn't be that expensive...
>>556770973he's some grown ass man pretending to be a "dommy mommy" and isn't even good at it
Evens: Goblin mageOdds: Undead mage
>>556773259this is why goblins are the least played race in twow...
Crusader-Storm Jay is already back to his 2x event extending bullshit. Easily influenced by Discord and sub-hundred player count. I swear that guy is a middle child.
>>556775013He clearly said that there will be events from tiiiiiiime to tiiiiiiime
I am praying for your souls, anons.
>anon 1: my fetish is being humiliated lol>anon 2: my fetish is being a slut btw, I don't care what you think>anons produce a billion posts about anon 1 and 2 over how humiliating and slutty they're and how hilarious that is to themAre anons dumb?
my fetishes are handholding and nakadashi matingpress
>>556777876Name?
>>556778208Burgor
>>556778208Handholding
Epoch was a shart, and bronzebeard is a heaping pile of shit so here's the bot I kept posting about in those threads. Works on all 3.3.5 servers.https://github.com/Scunthorpe300/wotlk-bot
>>556778604private servers?
>>5567719702x golden pearl at 27 per, 12x greater eternal at 8.3, rest of the stuff brings it up 200+. I made a spreadsheet to calculate best spell power / gold to plan out enchants, when I bought earlier probably was at a bad time and that made everything a little more expensive>>556771203yeah I might just do that. I'm in a guild right now but it seems like they are much more focused on just getting people into the guild to pad numbers than building up a regular group of raiders
my fetishes are whispering sweet nothings and making direct eye contact
>>556776980>haha calling me a retard is actually my fetishNobody cares retard
>>556780598anon...
>>556779348Paid less than 130g. Most expensive thing to get was the greater eternal (~12 x 5.6)
>>556780742Retard…
>>556778604Appreciate you reminding me to get firejail set-up. cool stuff, though I can't see myself using it.
I'll never forget how I was cucked out of rolling for mindblade on crusader storm because i was forcefully given a shitty staff I didn't want...
>>556781816Nonny.....
I got my bis weapon from Kara in CS first run ^_^ and then the server died like next week
>>556782708Tard…
>>556782893Non...
>>556784183I have 5000 gold in ambershire... whos offering this deal
this shits too easy man made my account like 8 days ago RL and mostly just been leveling through pvp...apparantly bracket 1 is only 650k LMAO gonna be to a cakewalk to 14
>>556784632This UI is painful to look at.
>>556785603yeah its garbage im just trying to get to 60 asap then im gonna configure everything...getting new desktop kb/mouse and shit as well so waiting to set up binds
should i play with it or lock it up...?
>>556785891lock it up ;3 ive gone 2 days without cumming but i need a cage and keyholder so bad...if i had a cage rn id be locked
World of Warcraft
worlo wawcwaf
ez game
>>556787001god gamer
I can't wait to see <Evil> cock slut bussy.
hordeoids btfo
>>556788086Nobody cares. Post bussy.
>>556788219I'm not a trans ally so I will post this npc dumptruck I saw instead
>>556788395Boring. Post bussy.
>playing euroshit servers over classicPoorfags detected
>>556789101I play both currently. But if Classic+ ends up being dogshit (it will) I'm going back to turtle and pivoting full time.
>>556788219Pathetic incel.
>”hey look at my character pay attention to me”No. Post bussy.
>>556789101>Giving money to BlizzardEven worse.
hey look at my character pay attention to me
It's insane how many absolute cuties play on turtle. Chuds are missing out.
>>556796061is it me....
>>556796224Well of course you're one of them. You might be one of the best girls on the server.
>>556796465t-thanks... you too...
>india in bed>thread is almost usable>india wakes up>immediate "SAAR YOU ARE THE CUTIE SAAR THE CHUDS ARE THE MISSING OUT" spam takes the whole thread over
>>556797135That's why Pakistan is better than India. There's no trannies in Pakistan. Pakistan #1.
i just want to love you...
>>556797135>usable >its just fags posting their cocks and crying about dead guilds
>>556797135This is why nobody likes being around you, Nonny.
<gulag> has no problems like this because they are all straight men.
>>556799809where are the femworgsyou roll on the only pserver that can have them then don't roll one, explain yourself. fucking wasted opportunitysame goes for anyone playing on horde, why didn't you go femgob
Bindings will drop and I will get Elafi her tfury BEFORE flaggot IT WAS FORETOLD THE BINDINGS DROP NEXT WEEK X2
>>556768462That happened here once in 3 months that I saw. Now go try to break that streak in monhun or BA generals.
tgirlfury
>>556799978you're so autisticnot even because of the retarded things you're saying but because of how you say themdo you even realize that you have no idea how to have a proper conversation
>>556784628Biofem?
>>556801505i accept your concession faggot
>>556801501lol
>>556784628hey.....
I'd fuck a chubby/mid wow girl for 5k goldan ugly one maybe for 1kno obese ones though
I would marry and have children with an ugly girl because it's what's on the inside that countsnot a fat girl though because what's on the inside of those is gluttony, greed, and an enlarged heart
Hahahaha, I check the thread and I see that <Evil> died, what a great day it will be today! I'll share that info with my therapist
>>556799978>where are the femworgsthere is one that used to post here before someone told him to stop spamming the thread after just 5 out of 200 posts
>>556805067they should have listened to you
>>556805240So true, so true! Anyway I'm out of this thread give me some drama that happened while I was gone so I can read it all 10 hours from now
>>556805287there was a new guy who told them to change the loot system to something more fair, then they kicked him while making up lies about him in the thread.
>>556805129worgen really are the most oppressed race...
Evil died because Aecheur left. He was the heart and soul of the guild and it was too painful to continue without him.
>>556805446
>>556805712>Did you know the base cost of Heroic Strike is 15 rage?STILL a better post than some fag posting his dick
>the mentally ill faggot is samefagging againgo back to wowcg you inbred nigger
Evil died because Aecheur kicked Silkfang. He was the heart and soul of the guild and it was too painful to continue without him.I'm ready to give him another chance. We need him now more than ever. Also it would be fun to make him watch flag get his tfury and then Elafi before him.
gkicked from 8 guilds and none of them were his fault
>>556805287We didn't have a mage this week. Flag still isn't in the guild but we gave him tfury anyways. Gramble found yet another rogue to groom and give tier pieces and a quick strike ring on his very first raid. Ellekows departure is straining everyone. I get more whispers every day about our core officer group going to chuckers and forming the core of their 2nd raid team. Asalys doesn't log in anymore. <Branded> merged with a kiwi farm guild. There's also the matter of the night elf priest playing both sides against the middle but I think I've said too much.
Maybe if you guys let loose a bit you'd have more fun, yesterday playing some dungeon with my new guild friends was the most fun I've had in months.
Just had my first shower of 2026No I'm not Indian
>>556806965I don't understand the anti shower crowd. I take hot showers daily cause they feel nice.
>>556806370how did you take a perfectly fine guild without transsexuals in it and turn it into this
imagine the rapes
making a horde character on tauri
>>556811875reconsider now Gringo before I call you no shoes
>>556811997wod just isn't an alliance expac
>>556805067Congratz on reaching 3K5 in M+, you're a beast.
>>556807340I'm not anti-shower, I don't really care about the shower habits of others.I just don't need to shower as often because I never sweat and live in a cold climate. Also my hair doesn't get greasy either.Ofcourse if you are some jeet living in the slums of Mumbai at 100°F then you'd need to take three showers a day (they wont).
The thread acts cuddy because they're jealous of anons that have tranny GFs
>>556812120>wod
>>556814545lucky you, i have to shower at least every 3 days or else my scalp begins to detach from my skull
>>556805712The “look at my character” posts lead to avatarfagging, which leads to namefagging and dramafagging, which leads to unhinged anons posting dick pics.
>>556811875We should make a Horde guild on Tauri.
We should make a Tauren guild on Horde.
Had to tell my Chucker brothers that I won’t be able to attend the raid because I have a date for Valentine’s Day but they understood.
>>556817551Just bring your valentine to the raid
>>556814545Faggotanya post
>>556817551>theyFAGGOT!!
I want a dwarf gf
>>556819284nonny... they is being used as the third person plural in that sentence...
>>556819284Learn English.
>>556819861i had a dwarf gf. but the fucking fmc trannies ruined it
Learn English.Learn PvP.Learn ERP.
Learn English.Learn PvE.Learn DPS.
>>556820142Explain?
>You can come to raid night in bad gear, bad consumables, no enchants, and you'll still get loot. Molten Core isn't that serious and Evil has always been a casual guild.
>>556821253chuckers did it in a cave with a box of greens and 0 wipes
>>556821397Because they aren't erp freakshows
>>556821253If you were a warlock, you are guaranteed a whole set. But you aren't.
>>556806370>Asalys doesn't log in anymore.S-surely she's just playing on an alt...
>>556822765Hey!!!!!!, no revealing my new persona!!!!!!!
>>556821253Yes.
>>556822765Her alt is on nord btw. I already spotted the two of them.
>>556824738He ruined 2 guilds, now he's on his way to ruin a third guild in Nordanaar.
who
>>556822765>S-surely she's just playing on an alt...Yeah.
Imagine being a tryhard warrior doing 1000 dps and then some retardin with no idea how he's supposed to gear that's doing less damage than the tank takes your AP gear
>>556826076i dont care as long as he doesnt take my AGP gear
>>556826076Warrior requires next to no effort compared to paladin
Warrior and Mage can show up to raid with a single Mongoose or Dreamshard Elixir and top DPS but that's putting in the effort, warriors don't even have to buff or do anything useful other than sunder armor.
so i was being spammed by a paladin yesterday to invite him to scarlet monastery but i just ignored him because he was a dps, today he made an alt and whispered me that on turtle its against the rules not to disclose the reason why you dont invite someone to group? wtf
>>556826834It's not against the rules to not invite someone to your group.However, ignore evasion is a big no-no. They permaban for that. Report him.
>>556828482What about it?
>>556826830warriors have to buff every 2 minutes howeveralthoughbeit
>>556828482>>556828916That's an easy ignore for me
>>556829341Found the non-gigachad tank.
>>556828482I'll tank it but Herod loot is mine
>>556828482Adhd forgot to mention he has ravager HR and also the other 2 dps are his alts
>>556829803Ngl, Adhd must be pretty damn good if he can guarantee fast runs while playing tree characters at once.
Unironically, where do I go to start raiding on amber? I got a 53 sham that's like half resto half enh, dunno if I need to spec full resto to start getting into raids or not. I saw last thread that a bounty was put on a resto sham for chuckers but I dont know if that's a meme or not. Do I just join one of the big guilds like zug zug and hope to get in that way?Don't tell me about evil or branded either. I will unironically kill myself before getting involved in your stupid shit and turn into the new thread schizo.
>>556830178Join Chuckers of Sneed. We are looking for a resto sham, we will even give you some gold if you join.
>>556830178Just play any spec you want, it's turtle not vanilla
>>556830178join evil
>>556830178>Elekkow respecced to try and throw people off his scentBurgor...
>>556828916>>556829341Oh so when a warrior decides that he doesn't want to tank then he gets shit on for it but when a shaman, a class that can both tank and heal, doesn't want to do that it's fine what fucking horseshit is this
>>556830664The people that say that are retarded
>>556830664Hybrids are only allowed to dps in my groups if my group is only looking for dps
does arms work in raids on troondle or should i get that idea out of my head
>>556830178Healers will always be needed in raids so if you go full resto you should easily be able to find a guild for raiding. Otherwise there'll usually be pug raid groups forming in world chat you could join to if you want to experience that cancer
>>556830936arms work
>>556830936it's one of the top dps specs but requires quite a lot of gear and consumes to work as well as an environment that has warriors use 1st cd for sunderyou can check evil logs to see what happens when warriors refuse to consume and to sunder
>>556830178Join the Belerian of ambershire, what guild is that btw, anyone know?
>>5568309362hand Fury > DW Fury > Arms for boss damage.Arms is still a top dps for overall damage.Arms is getting buffed next patch, should bring it closer to DW Fury as it used to be before execute on Arms got gutted.2hand Fury is also getting nerfed.
>>556831185You only need Windfury Totem to begin pumping as Arms, pretty much any mid to decent geared Arms warrior has to deals with ragecaps, it's not DW Fury where most of your rage gets used inefficiently
>>556831185>>556832361Ignore these 2, arms is the worst spec right now and youre basically trolling because 2h fury uses the same gear except its way better.
>>556828482
>>556832361you are not getting ragecapped as arms with T1 gear especially with no consumables, you wont even have enough rage to maintain double slam
>>556833513Why do I think of their cocks when he mentions they're beefy?
>>556833513>if you're lf tank, you're lfg
>>556831697Why is every patch on Turtle a warrior nerf? God forbid paladins ever get a nerf.
>>556830936in later phases when warrior gear gets better, yes.now, no.
>>556833191>arms is the worst spec right now and youre basically trolling because 2h fury uses the same gear except its way betterDuh, retard>>556833754>Implying you need to double slam to deal any damage, yes yes...
>>556832361post a 2 minute clip of you attacking the boss target dummy as a mid geared arms warrior while hitting ragecaps
LF3M UBRS NEED TANK NEED HEAL NEED KEY 8 HRs 3 SRs>join party>7 paladins
>>556835313There's no point on doing that because it's not a raid environment, bosses aren't the only mobs you're hitting either.
>Esfand: having fun with his audience and making bank from having fun doing silly stuff and playing games>Asmon: rotting and wasting away while earning millions from reading twitter>MattMorseTV Aka StaySafe: making bank from being racist >Stino Aka Poongoon: Has to spam his guild and start drama on /wpsg/ in order to stay relevant >Alex: shows the "Staysafe" wacist folder, nothing happens. rage quits channel. deletes it so those restedxp schizo videos are now gone. couldn't make millions from youtube in a month so he quits. Works at a warehouse to fund his tbc anniversary sub
>>556836174>finishes the day by jerking off to kangaroo furry porn
>>556836479>OI CUNT GET IN MY MOIST POUCH top kek
>>556836479NEW FETISH: UNLOCKED
>>556836479based or cringe?
>>556836174>Esfand: No family, no wife, obese freak>Asmon: No family, no wife, hangs around OF women>MattMorseTV: makes his money playing normie rightoids, big ups>Stino: Has family, kids, owns land, animals and home>Alex: Still a rampant schizo.The winners in the WoW streaming scene isn't who you think it is, jobless anons always value money over everything despite having none. Big kek.
>>556814545no I'm saying I take a hot 20 minute shower because it feels amazing every single day. I hate people who don't realize THIS is what it means to be 1st world. It's about access to hot water.
>>556836174How did Stino fail so much? he used to mog Staysafe and Esfand in views a decade ago
>>556837227>hot showerit's called a sauna you wetbackshowers are taken cold
>>556837271>Esfand spends years leeching the OTK clique>StaySafe did the same but eventually swapped over to mass producing right-wing content for $$$I wonder why the guy that keeps denying the holocaust and will openly tell you that niggers have a lower IQ due to their genes isn't as popular on goyim.tv
>>556837030Based on cringe.
>>556837527hahahahahahahahah That alpha male 4am cold shower shit is so fucking gay. You sound like a 12 year old.
>>556836174>>Stino Aka Poongoon: Has to spam his guild and start drama on /wpsg/ in order to stay relevant kek, hes such a faggot pedo
>AHHHAHAHAHA UR SOUND LIEK A 12 YR OLDthe irony
>>556830178>i want to post in the anon thread and get my recomendations from the anon thread and get advice from anons and have anons tell me how to gear>BUT I WILL NOT PLAY WITH THEM AND BE HANDED THE BEST GEAR IN THE GAME I WILL STRUGGLE FOR IT BECAUSE I AM A STUPID COCKSUCKIG>FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTThat's what you sound like.
>>556837907The irony of anyone in the anon tranny groomer guilds calling someone a faggot should forever be stored in the annals of time
>>556837907thank you for reaffirming my decision to not join your troon clique
>>556837907You are in minority here. Most people posting and lurking are not in your faggot guild.
is WoW really so boring that the only thing to do anymore is erp and seethethats all i ever see in these threads
>>556837907Listening to your faggot shit is the real struggle
>>556838278I edit addons and make some as well but whenever i post them here i'm told to kms
>>556838278the players in /wpsg/ are just fucking terrible at the game anon<Evil> literally had a 12 hour ACKout yesterday because a guild didnt take 4 hours and two raids to beat molten fucking core
>>556838569okay.
i'm a scythe magnet
I'm beginning to understand why they kicked you from the guild now, retarded attention whore.
>>556839619>>556839715It was funny when Elekkow/Alynastrasza got muted yesterday
>>556839619Elekkow has taken <Evil>'s loot luck with him.
>>556839715>actually posting game screenshotsare you mad he isn't posting his dick?
>>556839915I'm not alynastrasza and I didn't get muted lol wtf
Elekkow is Alynastrasza.Both use the same file naming system for webms they post and are posting from the exact same time zone.But more importantly, both are also massive twats.What's even sadder is that Elekkow/Alynastrasza was playing Alterac Valley from at least 7 PM to 2 AM yesterday nonstop. A loved one in his real life needs to intervene and let him know it's not healthy to play WoW private servers for long stretches like that.
>>556840043I'm just warning you, if you sperg out in global you might get banned next time.
>>556840219I don't think I evenn said anything particularly spicy in world chat yesterday
>>556840375Just consider this as a friendly warning, I'm not associated with any guild from here but I'm just warning you to watch what you say ingame
>>556711083What's the difference between Ambershire and Nordanaar?
>By the Order of the Light, I shall nullify my restrictions just this once! Alynastrasza greatest and shiniest and lightiest of the dragon aspects... calls upon the powers of the Light. Hear my plea to smite my enemies, once and for all! HAAAAHHH!!!!>*Lifts her righteous hammer of serendipity* >I shall cleanse thee foul fiend of darkness and break thine curse once and for all!>*Brings down her hammer upon her foe*>But tis' was m-merely a f-feint!>*She says loudly and very predictably, opening her mouth*>AAAAAAAHHHHHH FEEL THE FIRE OF THE LIGHT!>*starts talking in knock-off katakana*>Ultimato Searing-no-des ovahwhelminge Lighto stormo of Judgement dozo ne!>*Spams seal of righteousness and pretends she's breathing fire flailing her arms around*>*Wins*>*/wpsg/ goes quiet*Nothing personal, kid.
>>556840219>>556840534Damn bro someone would think you do it for free
>>556840534are you a gm?
>>556840375>>556840534I talk about my master Yakub and the judeo-aryan race war anytime I gawd damn want.
Are you pro hard reserve or anti hard reserve?
>HEY BRO I’M JUST WARNING YOU BRO THIS IS A FRIENDLY WARNING BRO JUST A REMINDER BRO DO YOU HEAR ME BRO I’M NOT IN ANY GUILD OR ON ANY SIDE BRO I HAVE NO HORSE IN THIS RACE BRO I’M JUST GIVING YOU SOME ADVICE BRO IT’S JUST A HEADS UP BRO CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL FRIENDLY WARNING BRO MY BRO BRO
>>556840574>nordFully progged original turtle server, most groups you get (if you find any) will have at least one bored t3 steamrolling contentPlayerbase is much more experienced because most people there are alts of 60s. Usually peaks at 3k to 4k.>amberStil progging, currently at zg and about to go into bwl. Lots of players in all zones, tends to go from 3k to 6k daily. Most players are idiots or dont speak english because the server was made to cash in on turtle's popularity surge so a lot of classic andys/esls that cant afford a sub joined.
>>556841178Public LFG are whatever, don't join and/or make your own group if you don't like their retarded HRs, it's a social game.However using group finder, getting put into a group with randoms, and then saying "so and so HR by the way" shouldn't be allowed, because they didn't get the choice to join a group with those requirements and when a tank/heal does that shit it forces DPS to re-queue for another 1+ hour if they don't like the HR. Any HRs in a group finder party should be ignored, roll for whatever you need.
>>556841178Only tanks are allowed to HR items
>>556841178I'm pro DKP. *DKP*, not *GDKP*. Tough I don't have anything against the latter.
>>556841439if someone tries to HR in a pug you should report them, especially if they turn on master lootthe rules are "pugs are roll if need" but the devs dont have the knowhow to force that rule on pug parties
Hmmm.... I could tank on Daleron right now he's level 40 I believe and tank Scarlet Monastery. Maybe I'll even offer free HRs for anyone who asks.
>last boss of the dungeon is 7 levels higher than the tankretarded paladin spics
>>556841281Thank you. which one's better for hardcore? I did nord before ambers release like a year ago
>>556841178>reserving itemsmental illness as far as I am concerned
>>556842276t. inbred thirdie dps only brownie
>>556841178I'm pro HR when it benefits me
>>556841178HRing gear is whatever, people who don't do it just don't invite people who would roll on it anywayHRing shit everyone wants, like the UBRS flask recipe, is just pajeet level petty greed, and no one should join their groups
>>556842369someone got really defensive hereno HR(T) for you
>>556841178HR is good if it’s an item I don’t want.HR is bad if it’s an item I want.Simple as.
been leveling a dwarf warrior on turtle, spent most of my time so far in dun morogh or loch modani go to stormwind to buy a recipemy computer lags from the amount of people onlineWTFstormwind in 2019 classic launch wasn't even this populated, this is insane
>>556841178I can understand why someone like a tank going through the effort of building a party would want to HR drops like a hoj or ironfoe to stop dpscucks from loot sniping after running a dg so many times for the upgrade. They can easily find classes or people that dont want the upgrade and hopefully everyone is happy.What happens instead is people get greedy and pull shit like HR'ing recipes or BOEs hoping to lure in people that dont realize the drops are 100g+.LBRS gem drops are kind of bullshit and should just be 100% drops for all party members like the zul mallet, so im kind of conflicted if HRing them is acceptable or not.
>>556842276I love how easy I replace incel dps faggots like you.
>>556842469HRing any recipe feels scummier than even HRing things like HoJ or felstrikerpls carry me through ubrs so i can get a 1500 gold flask recipe saar
This is what happens if you slap the Sulfuras diffuse onto a hulking shield with the default UV mapping The thing I keep seeing in Stormwind is a custom model with a custom UV mapIt's a little impressive how much passion Shenna's team puts into turtle
>>556842712>I can understand why someone like a tank going through the effort of building a party would want to HR drops like a hoj or ironfoe to stop dpscucks from loot sniping after running a dg so many times for the upgrade. They can easily find classes or people that dont want the upgrade and hopefully everyone is happy.But forming a party as a tank is the easiest, why pretend it takes effort when you can put up a full party in 3 minutes as as one? The main effort you may struggle against is having to wait for a healer if you somehow get unlucky
>>556843190Tanks are allowed to HR though
>>556843173makes me genuinely wonder what the fuck shenna did to deserve the turtle team>custom models>an entire "balance" team>custom dungeons, raids, zones, voice acting and trailers>like 6 fucking radio DJs running at all hours of the daymakes me feel even more sad about the absolute state of retail that blizzard scared away people this passionate about their IP
>>556843317>I will simply not make any pointok
>>556843462>blizzard scared away people this passionate about their IPBecause they hired a bunch of suits who put trannies and women on the team for muh diversity, who don't give a fuck about the game and likely have never actually played it, so it turns into soulless slop. Meanwhile actual fans make a good product.
>>556843535What point is there to make? tanks are allowed to HR its plain and simple
>>556843173The custom content in twow feels like a huge coin flip at times.Rexxar's model? AwesomeThe power rangers looking helmet? DogshitStormwrought castle? AwesomeDragonmaw retreat? DogshitBalor? AwesomeGoblin starting zone? Dogshit
>>556843805How is Dragonmaw dogshit? I love it.
>>556843629it makes me feel good knowing blizzard actively seethed enough at the server existing that they went whole hog with fucking RICO chargesi hope turtle somehow outlives retail, itd be poetic
>>556834151Low quality bait
>>556843190so I can replace you and fill the group in 3 minutes and you still think I should go out of my way to take some retardin to roll against me for HoJ?
>>556838249>Most people posting are not in your faggot guildhence all the made up fake drama that gets posted about the guild constantly
>>556844139I assume you're not that anon so no reason to argue with you
>>556843961Its fun to run the first time but it is really harshly made in some spots and feels pretty bad to grind like for the armor kit from end boss. Lots of pitch black floors/walls and square rooms that make it difficult to tell how to move around. I remember on the grouns floor theres pools of lava that deal zero damage and fullbright minecart tracks sitting on all black floors like a badly made gmod map. Encounters are pretty good IMO, I healed as a spriest and had no issues even when the tank got greedy and pulled multiple packs, compared to other dungeons where 2 packs = wipe. The end bosses and loot itemization feel good. My main complaint with it is that it just looks so badly made despite feeling fine to play. Stormwrought on the other hand looked amazing in every area, esp. the blood lake.
As a tank I'm allowed to reserve and set the rules for the group, the moment you pass me the leader I'm the boss and you better obey me or else I'm literally replacing you in 3 seconds
>As a tank>*scroll past*
>>556843535the group leader ultimately decides what happens to every piece of loot, from selecting the rules to picking the winner. the tank is automatically by default the group leader most of the time (in dungeons). therefore, it stands to reason that tanks are allowed to HR.
>>556844718you do know you can get banned for that?
>>556843961It has those Mines of Moria vibes, for sure
Healers are the real group leaders but people will deny it.
>>556842636>the game wasn't lagging on the modern clientwow
>>556844961da fuck lil janny gon do???
>>556844936I understand the point is for you to feel like tanks put the most effort in parties, if you wanted to say the group leader has the final say on loot rules you could've just said so.
Are there enough pvp enabled fags in ambershire at leveling zones? I want to pvp as hardcore.
>>556843462>>custom models80% recolors>>an entire "balance" teamLMAO>>custom dungeons, raids, zones, voice acting and trailersLMAO>DJsLMAO THEY DO IT FOR FREE
>be me(tank gigachad ofc)>making a group>rogue keeps pestering me>"inv pls big dick dps!!!!">"pls inv!!!!!">keeps linking me his weaponwhy are they so fucking annoying
>hey healer, pass me the lead for marks please?How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>556845354Only noobs can't hold aggro without marks.
>>556845354Elaynna would say a lot
>>556845351he knows you are a cockcraving slut, hence him talking about "big dick" dps and linking his weapon(dick)
>>556845342i never said seething assencion thirdies could reply to me
my experience so far on turtle has been a bit different id say that healers are the kings and have the rights to kick ppl and reserve items while doing leveling dungeons but as you approach 60 things go back to normal and healers end up being sluts like usual, the dps are still cattle that you can replace at any time
>>556845417>because the average DPS player on turtle is a third world ESL who needs to be told what mobs are priority and need to be focused first?>if you decline again I will requeue and find a new group in seconds
>>556845876I once had a tank try this and just got placed in our group again 5 times, was pretty funny to watch
>>556845876>he needs to focus mobs in vanilla or else he automatically wipesElaynna...
>>556845876if dps retard focuses the wrong mob just let him die lol
so the state of vanilla babs is to compensate their lack of skill with items glad we could clear that up
>>556846269? there is no version of wow where gear is not important
>>556845971"dps" rogue
>>556846269ok and?
>>556846527/lick
>>556845971>expose armor roguethis is like saying "70 sham got lust"
>>556847013they are saying they got the expose armor talent
>>556847231You got me... I never played rogue to know this........
>>556845971>8/8 rogue>not a single rougeDamn they're growing smarter.
>>556839619FUCK YOUWE CARRIED YOU AND GAVE YOU GEAR SO YOU COULD TANK FOR ME AND GET ME SCYTHENOW YOU'RE USING THAT GEAR TO GET PUGS SCYTHES???IT'S LIKE I JUST WATCHED MY WIFE FUCK ANOTHER MAN IN MY OWN GOD DAMN BED I PAID FOR
nobody cares elekkow
i don't even acknowledge attention whore posts. For me, it's the chuckers of sneed poster.
we hate you and hope you die elekkow
if i saw elekkow walking down the street I would kick his ass
if i saw elekkow walking down the street I would eat his ass
>>556853974>>556854402>>556854542Burgor...
worst 100g I've ever spent, give me a fucking refund
i haven't seen a more homosexual general on /vg/ than this onewilling to bet most of you have a kik thread open in another tab, along with lgbt
let's all get together~and make, elekkow, kill himself~
>>556855251seethe and cope elekkow>durr i'm going to leave your guild that is hard carrying me and my meme spec because it has gay people in itfucking ridiculous incel chud
FUCK YOU POOPBUTTSCHIZO
how strict/active are the moderators on twow?like if i wanted to make a fresh character and put some openly horny things in my TRPi don't want to get my account b&
I doxxed Elekkow and threatened to go to his house and rape his dog if he didn't gquit and he actually did it haha what a fucking pussy lmao
>>556855323this but all of the turtle players :3
>>556855952You just have to check the nsfw box if you put horny stuff in it. I had some super horny stuff and a GM told me I have to either edit my profile or set it to nsfw or they will mute me.
Stop being mean to me.
>>556855797Poopbuttschizo...
>>556855505HJAHAHAHAHA
…and ELEKKOW!!!
Elekkow had to leave because he has to take care of his sick grandmother during our raid times.And you're here giving him shit for it and trying to make him kill himself.You people are sick.
>>556846269>WoW>skillthe game always has and always will be just a numbers game
>Now looking for even MORE raiders to get a well balanced team in preparation for BWL! Core raiders in the following classes: Boomie Druid, Enh/Resto Shaman, Prot/Holy paladins!
>>556859375Warriorsisters???
>>556859375kek gl playing enh with that pedo faggot
>>556859375Turtle is just so horribly balanced its ridiculous. All the more dedicated classes are made obsolete.
>>556859652>. All the more dedicated classes are made obsolete.They're literally asking for people who will be buff bitches for those dedicated classes
I'm a knot slut.
>>556858678
>>556859892Then they wouldn't ask for dps or tank specs.
>>556859375I want to play boomie, should I start leveling?
Guys is it weird if I SR the spell power chest from moroes as spellret?
>>556860161enh shaman brings bloodlust, resto does notbalance druid brings moonkin aura, resto does not
>>556859652You're a fucking idiot Elaynna.
>>556861082I'm not Elaynna>>556860896Neither of those are the buffs people need or want from these classes.
>>556861670What's good about boomkins then?
>>556859920
>>556859920Name?
>>556861808Not entirely sure been a while. Can imagine they probably got major buffs recently so people want them in their raid. They might just be as busted as rogues used to be for a while.
>>556862056>been a while.At no point in your entire life have you known anything about successful group composition. Kill yourself, retard.
>>556862143i want to play a draenei so bad
>>556863114Ask Seralys for the Draenei files
>>556865547wtf why me!
You guys bore me. Im going to sleep.
>>556841178I want the anti-HR crowd to explain to me why I shouldn't HR the "The Lost" offhand from UBRS, considering ICreate the groupTard wrangle the groupI am the one bringing the keySolo tank the entire thing on a T3+ geared character while out DPSing the Majority of the DPSIt is the only item I need from there and the sole reason im even going
>>556873054HAND OVER THE DRAENEI FILES AND NOBODY GETS HURT
>>556873054plzplzplzplzplz
>>556841178Depends Gear is finedoing it sellable crafting recipes is retarded , unless its specifically a guild run that is taking non-guildmates as a good will thing to help them get gear
what challenge do i go for on turtle that will earn respect of people? not hc obviously, no one respects hc players
>>556877076suck off one player for every 5% exp gained
>>556877076none of the challenges are respectablejust do S&S for the free coins
>>556874813Have you considered the fact that I also want it and I deserve to get it because I am a big dick dps player
>>556874813You have T3+ and no friends to run UBRS with?
>don't eat anything all day>can't fall asleep>get burgersI need to get some amphetamines man
I wish to unsubscribe from your personal blog.
I spent 500g on FRD and it turns out it's not very good when you only have 10% block chance
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>>556879920why would you get amphetamines if you're struggling to fall asleep? are you retarded?
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>>556879920see >>556883430wtf is wrong with you dumbass. get some benzos/opis, smoke some pot, and catch some Zzzzzzzzz dumb dummy >:]i happen to be well versed in this and know my stuff ;))btw amphetamines suck ass compared to good coke, turn that into your own freebase with ether or even soda and THAT is peak stimulant, especially when combined with a good-well sourced opiate. amphs are only good for sex imo
>>556884021Holy shit, Burgor was HIM all along?! How did this not come out sooner?!?!?!
Which vendors sell clothes for transmog?
>>556883430the amph is to kill cravings and obviously you take it during the day and not an hour before bedtime
>>556879389>You have T3+ and no friends to run UBRS with?This describes almost a dozen anons.
I just want Sylma back, I just want to see that name in guild chat, I just want her to ask everyone how they're doing like she used to, I just want to see her talk to every guild member like they were friends again.I just want to go back.
>>556886382he's playing on crusader storm and once again wrapping the lead dev around his furry little finger
and people will still deny that <evil> isn't a cult and that they ARE NOT harassing their members and ex-members
elekkow is mentally ill
Is it considered poor form to SR things for a different spec than the one you're playing in a pug, or do people see it as a fair incentive for people in BIS to join the raid?
>>556889428>Is it considered poor form to SR things for a different spec than the one you're playing in a pugYes.
>>556889428No.
>>556889428Maybe
is holy pala decent at leveling?
>>556889428Usually no, it's more important that you're honest about your spec for MS/OS rolls purposes.
>>556889428Yes. Most pugs will kick you if you try to SR an OS item unless you're good with the people running it. If you want to build an OS just show up to the raid as the OS and claim it as your MS.
>>556889739A bit slower than ret at leveling but the healing potential you get is unmatched. If worst comes to worst you can respec to retri or prot at levels 30-40 or so which is when holy starts to fall behind significantly
What is the most fun class for soloing in Turtle WoW
>>556889428I only allow it for important roles like tanks or healers. If a dps try to SR a tank or healer item, I kick them.
>>556892142It doesn't work that great to pretend you're doing that in raids
>population of the banana realmFucking PVE bitches playing on their deranged crossfaction, warmode shitrealms.
>hehehehe time to gank this level 10 until he logs out>wtf why's my server dead
>>556893493>the redditor gets corpse camped a single time and is permanently traumatized
>hey FUCK YOU LEVEL 10 BITCH YOU ARE REDDIT LOG BACK IN SO I CAN CORPSE CAMP YOU MORE >wtf it's not working why isn't he coming back why's my server dead
>>556893307ive been playing on pvp realms for decades now. let me enjoy a peaceful carebear crossfaction life for once.
>>556894178You are actually so assmad you:>refuse to reply>double down on a relatively rare scenario (and borderline impossible in your particular strawman since you have to manually flag to be PVP killed in friendly territory)>are typing in capsI'm happy the PVE realm has your brand of schizo. It's bad enough in world with the usual suspects we have.
>>556894265Fair
>>556894521>I'm happy the PVE realm has your brand of schizo. It's bad enough in world with the usual suspects we have.cool, if you're glad the server is dead and I'm glad the server is dead we both win and you can stop bitching :)
>>556889428is that wrong? people do that in <evil> raids all the time.
There comes a time in every autist's life when he realizes that he can't argue people into being his friend and wanting to spend time with him. Will this be his turn?
>doing zf>resto druid needs on jumanza grips>grey parsing shaman needs and wins>this happens in chati inspected the sham and he was enhancement with 0 points in restodruid was butthurt the rest of the run and honestly im a bit pissed thinking about it too
>>556896982lol wtf why would you do the rest of dungeon with him instead of kicking him
>>556896982both of them should have been kicked, the diamond flask warrior needs the +healing more
>>556898091the gloves dropped from the 2nd to last boss we killed so i assume druid just wanted to get it overthe sham also needed on some MP5+healing belt that dropped from the custom boss in the crypt, the druid dropped a "?" in chat but got no reply. I think the 2nd need pushed him over the edgepug players just have main character syndrome, same as it ever waslistened to the druid rant about retards in dungeons before i left the group to requeue
>>556898970Reason #4128599158609 why personal loot is better than need/greed.I would rather get vendor cash and inflate the economy by a whopping 80 silver than have to deal with hunter weapon retards in every fucking group. Just know that it doesn't get better at 60/preraid, it just gets worse.
>"care if i need for offspec?">hits need before anyone has time to reply
>>556879920Sometimes I wish I could afford mcdonalds but it's so overpriced I don't think it feels good to eat anymore.
>>556889428If it's obvious you're sweaty and greasy and you show off your double BiS sets of gear its not an issue. To answer the thread question of the day, If I only need 1 item and it's the sole reason I'm going i tell everyone that up front and make a group that cannot possibly have another person who needs it anyways.
>>556898970>>556896982Shamans are allowed to need on everythingI deserve all the loot
>>556899382Personal loot its a bit lame but it do solves the subhuman problem making it a good addition.
he's back
>>556917149literally acheu?
Would you a forest troll?I would.
>>556917149Silkfaggot still can't get over his gay lover gkicking him
Silkfang was raped by <gulag> members on the sunny day of 2025.
>the tranny schizo is posting bait threads on /pol/ with /wpsg/ screenshots nowhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/528166201
>>556920616the fuck lil timmy gon do?
>>556920616should have watermarked your images faggot
>>556920724You should stop flooding /pol/ with garbage threads, eviltranny.
WHY ARE THERE NO BALKAN CHAD GUILDS WHAT THE FUCK
>>556920875>NO BALKAN CHAD GUILDS <gulag> leadership and veterans are mostly balkanoids :^)
>>556920942Dead server, bad devsI have a worgen DK there level 90 and i stopped playing
>>556921163femworgen or not
>>556921850No, I'm not a troon thankfully
>>556920875>turk rapebabieseww
>>556921861it's not about being troon or not, it's about being cringe or notand mworgen is cringe
This is a 30 year old man who has spent years killing the auctioneers in Stormwind.
I'm leaving the guild and taking all the gear the guild farmed for me with me and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>556923904he won
>>556924680Elekkow...
>>556921998>and mworgen is cringeIunno. I think they're cute when held on a tight leash.
>>556925141Burok...
>>556924680Burgor...
>>556925141Gadoosh...
The silent majority of TWoW players want flying mounts.
TgirlWow
>>556921914Stop looking at your birth certificate
>>556926779>t. bulgar, a.k.a swarthoid
>>556926340I agree, free helicopter rides for every turtle player
>>556926549so true sis
>>556926826Turn on your monitor
What happened to Lasstria? I enjoyed her giantess naked dancing for me before each raid.
is there any downside to playing on the x15 tauri server? i just wanna play mop and legion eventually
Which private server/realm is the most populated right now?I want to spam dungeons que lfr while lvling and also do rbgs 24/7 at max lvl untill I burn out againAny suggestions for this? the rbgs spam at max lvl is a must
>>556930626You might get detained by ICE
>>556932014Warmane
>>556930364he went back to nord
where can I play TBC fresh with good population? (No, crusader storm is not an option)
>>556932216battle.net
>>556898970I seriously think every enhancement shaman on twow has some kind of brain damage. I think its the huntard meme but for people who are too brain damaged to even manage a pet. I've been in tons of pugs with shams where they never dropped a single totem even when the warrior tank yells DROP WF TOTEM RETARD.Ele and resto have been cool dudes from what I've seen. Molten blast can push pretty great damage but I rarely see people running it, probably because of the wf burst damage tickling their retard brain (dont tell them that frost shock + frosttongue for guaranteed crits is way higher damage)
>>556932337this is the wow private servers general you retard. I'm not giving a single cent to shitzard
jesus christ... what a sad group of people
>>556933407what's sad about having a family and spending your own little time on your hobbies?
>>556933407>esolI saw this guy in desolace chat spamming "block [some random guy] he's a bad player" every couple of seconds for almost an hour
>>556933407he is right, game became glorified Excel spreadsheet>I have to do this, this, this and that under specific timelater versions of the game brought in reforging/simulation and other nonsense that only pushed game further in that directionglorified calculus with nothing else
>got the bag the last second before server restartGULAG VVON
>>556933732i mean why even bother with wow at that point?? if your family is so bad oyu need to escape into a fantasy world what the fuck are you even doing with your life at that point
>>556934257trvth
>>556934169if you cant stick to it then move over and let more serious people raidits just a skill issue and its fun seeing you people cry about it
>tauren priest finally releases>everyone finally gets to experience what its like to be a healer in group fi-pfffft hahahaha *wheeze* sorry guys i know i knowanyone who makes a tauren priest is just going to go spriest and act like a subpar mage/lock then complain that there's no healers in queue
>tauren shadow priestincredibly soulless and failRP, i hope you guys dont do this
>>556934257>why even bother with wowwow is fun. They enjoy it. Why not? Very few games scratch the same itch as wow. >if your family is so bad oyu need to escape into a fantasy worldthe fuck are you on about. You can't possibly be implying that you would be stuck to your family 24/7. Literally no one does that. Everyone watches movies or series, plays games on their phones, computers, etc; other people read books, go fishing, or whatever the fuck. You are insane
>>556934368>serious people>video gameI can hear your clown shoe squeaks from a mile away
>>5569345072 shadow priests and 2 ret pallies walk into a dungeon and see a prot tank bleeding out on the floor"Heal me!" The warrior says"I can't, I'm not specced healer!" they all say backThe group disbands after a pally needs on a shield and the priests and pallies wait another 3 hours to queue up
>>556934629RP backstory: im a cow that escaped from a factory farm, and now ive come back to avenge my bovine brethren
>>556935095Disc is a great spec in twow and has even better dps/heals than spriest but people are dumb
>>556936036>and has even better dps/heals than spriestIt doesn't
>>556936224Proof?
>>556936486turtlogs.com
>>556936486do YOU have proof of your claim?
>>556936561pretty sure they were talking about leveling dungeons not raids anon
>>556932154Name?
>>556936561Show it.
>>556936561
>>556936735Nonny
>>556936834Yes?
>>556936827Those disc OS are because some bosses have ton of shadow res.
post your tauren priests here>name: voidmoo >spec: shadow dps>profs: mining and skinning>name: holymoo>spec: holy dps>profs: mining and engineering>name: discmoo>spec: disc dps>prof: enchant and alchemy (so i can roll need on recipes that drop)
>>556936827Now show the trash damage.
>>556937052just sniped these sick names, ty
>>556937171name: Milkmaidspec: holyprof: cookingShe will patrol around Elwynn and give weary adventurers free milk.
>>556937350meant for >>556937052
>>556937350I like this one the most.
how to level a brownie on turtle? do you tank with shields while leveling?
>>556936827In reality what this shows is that disc has no utility going for them because if you check other raids disc is not too behind shadow while offering significantly better trash damage without any caveats
>we are obviously talking about a scenario while leveling>x spec is better than x spec>raidfags start sperging over parses and logswhy are raidfags like this
>vtumornot sure why you think your opinion is worth more than the literal shit i just flushed down the toilet this morning
>>556937350what kind of milk...
>>556937781based>>556937898cringe raidfag
>>556937959yjk
does he realize his samefagging is extremely obvious or is he really that stupid
>>556937052name: ChiltsaShe will let people ride her.
>>556937052>name: Burgor>spec: schizo >profs: thread boogeyman>raid reserves: all>dramafagging: yes
>>556937052>name: darkmeat>spec: shadow>sex: yes please
>>556937350name: Elyannaspec: cuteprof: protecting the weak from bullies and backstabbing whores
>>556937052>Melekkow>Disc tank>elafi's erp buddy
>>556926340nyoooo i'd rather see 450% speed ground mounts
LOOT JANNY LOOT JANNY IMPORT THE FILE I UPDATED MY SRLOOOOOOT JJAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i want turtle to have an arthas vendor in the middle of ironforge/orgrimmar that gives you raid loot and instant 60
>>556941570this but heirlooms and warglaives
>>556941193Poettering even
>>556896982>>556898970shamans are retarded loot goblins on turtlei saw one need a plate drop from ulda, then type in chat "whoops" after he tried and failed to equip itpally dropped the group without saying anything
tauri kind of fun when leveling doesn't take a week
>>556942307yeah I enjoyed it for like an hour but in the end I just can't deal with the inflatedhealth pools even for leveling it just feels wrong.
>>556942395worst part of legion client, i made a char on the 15x realm because i just wanted to replay wod storyline
>>556943421Sorry bro I forgot to turn aggro off on pet but we can handle it right?
>>556943421A DPS pulling is good if he knows what he's doing and the party is good.
>>556943489>>556943725
>>556943879>redditors hate efficiency and the truthGo figure.
>>556943879>even reddit btfo's dps sissiesOh dear oh dear
I'm only okay with dps pulling if they do it right as mobs I'm already fighting are dying and thus we won't be overwhelmed and the healer is good on manabut both these require way more awareness than any dps player has
>>556943421>forced consumesJust let them die?
>so we're going to sheep, sap and ice trap these 3 ZF trolls and then don't start DPS on the 4th until the 5th sunderLegit retardation and tanking, what a classic.
Herro what dank songs is /wpsg/ listening to while gaming? These be guccihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuH0hccFyU4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjPpJ2jXCS4
Redditor tank divas make me sick. When I tank or heal the goal is to be so overwhelmingly good because the game is so ridiculously easy that you just take everything with perfect CDs and treat it like another day at the office. Hard carying noobs is a rite of passage god I fucking hate redditors so much.
>>556943421>>556943879>>556944286Based
>>556944604PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>556944664There's carrying noobs and then there's letting them walk all over you.You do the latter.Cuck.
I've never ever seen a rogue sap a mob in a dungeon or raid on turtle.
>>556945410im seeing them do it all the time and they fuck it up every time, but im still leveling(45 now)
game is too easy for even one cc most of the tiem and for raids you need better stealth
>>556945410I've never seen a mage poly in a dungeon either. In fact, I've done like 40 dungeons so far and I think I've seen group leaders using skulls/crosses in like 5. Coincidentally those were also the easiest dungeon runs I've ever been in.
>>556944604Elaynna you never fail to make me cum buckets...
I'm in 7 different pug discords and I am realizing every single one of them was started because the guy who made them wanted to tank and couldn't find a spot elsewhere.
>>556944604c-cute feet!
>>556945745Used to always use skulls/crosses and poly marks like moon. But then some just /laughed at me or just pulled instead. So now I only use marks if I notice we're doing badly.
>>556945871It's not really because of that, it's because they want Thunderfury and the best way to do that is hosting weekly pug with bindings HR. Having a discord and regular players helps a lot.
>>556945041when I was playing WoW it was understood that for half the players this was their very first PC game ever.
S TIER COMBOSfemorc warlockfemorc shamanfemorc warrior
>>556946617women can't be warriors.
>>556946617men can't be women
>>556944604Somehow I knew this was the kind of music Elaynna listens to.
>>556946196Yeah there's a thing for that, it's called a guild
https://youtu.be/41qC3w3UUkU
>>556946617>femorc shamanLiterally me
>>556946886Its very comfy music.>>556945960>/steps on you>>556945832Remember to hydrate!>>556945039Is this instant loss?
Ascension insider here:Coa will not release this year.
>>556947289telegethu...
>>556948326but everyone knows that, you are not an insider
>>556948102>>/steps on youkyaaaaa!~
dogshit jeet and subhuman tier:- "tank" is dps specced with a 2 hander- dps constantly run ahead to pull or bodypull midfight wiping the group- healer doesn't start drinking unless he is below 10% manaaverage retard group:- tank is a wholesome chungus reddit janny, takes 5 years to pull a pack of two with a ranged weapon to take it around a corner- dps don't interrupt heals, all attack a different target, low damage output- healer casts a heal on the tank then goes afk for 10 seconds doing nothingproper group (that (You) will never get in):- tank starts pulling next group while there are still 1-2 mobs alive if the healer mana permits it- dps nuke and cc high priority targets and don't touch what is not grabbed by the tank- healer deals damage inbetween heals and drinks whenever there is an opportunity out of combat
>>556949421>then goes afk for 10 seconds doing nothingYou know perfectly well what that healslut is doing.
>>556949421>- tank starts pulling next group while there are still 1-2 mobs alive if the healer mana permits itthis is bad if you have other casters, you will pull extra and this mage will be upset because oom/invocation on cd
>>556949134I am.I am just not sharing any actual I side info because we aren't doing anything.
>>556949421>- "tank" is dps specced with a 2 handerthere's literally nothing wrong with this unless you're severely underleveled (you probably shouldn't even be in the dungeon if this is the case) or doing ultra late game content where minmaxing is more or less a requirement>- tank starts pulling next group while there are still 1-2 mobs alive if the healer mana permits itincredibly bad take
>>556950736Dogshit jeet subhuman is a very accurate description of you
>>556949421I much appreciate having a 2h tank than seeing a dad gamer boomer walzing in with a shield that has to mark every single mob and having the dungeon take 2 hours longer than its needed
>>556950736Whether or not you need a shield feels like its based on your specs and armor. A shield adds what, like 10-15% to your damage res? Which isnt much but it can add up in certain encounters when enemies start swinging for 400-500. I think wearing all mail/plate and having armor/dodge/threat talents are more important.The worst tanks i've been unfortunate enough to pug with are just dumbass fury 2handers that queued as tank to skip dps queue and yell at the healer when they die pulling 4 packs.
>>556951352mentally ill faggot zoomer
>>556951458>A shield adds what, like 10-15% to your damage res?Just did the math and putting my shield on makes me take 22% less damage.
>>556951352>MARKING KILL ORDER IS BAD BECAUSE I JUST WANNA SPAM MUH CCs!!!!!when the caster in the pack sheeps you i will not dispel
>>556951658>>556951872t. tankbearboi from <wife aggro>
>>556951352yea because you quit before reaching SM armory to see the 2h "tanks" get globaled by a pack of 3 myrmidons
>>556951352Yesterday I had the pleasure of queueing scholo into a party where the pally would go in hard and keep 2 mob groups constantly on them, I just made sure to kill casters quick and it made me realize it's not that scholo is long, is that tanks are slow as fuck. I hate slow tanks so much it's unreal.
>>556951352i despise idiots like you
>>556949421speed run groups are so boring and soulless. I much prefer the average or even shitter groups to the zoom zoom meta tryhard ones.
>>556951658>>556951872>>556952315>>556952419>>556952569FYI as a healer im the absolute leader in leveling dungeons, you(the tank) can literally be replaced in 2 seconds, if you think about tanking anything under level 50 with a shield on a warrior I'm leaving the group or faking a disconnect You should be glad that I'm even inviting you warrior tanks to groups instead of superior paladins and bears
>>556951458the value of a shield varies a lot more as you're leveling, but i agree completely and there's no reason for a dps spec tank to not bring a shield just in case
>>556952805You prefer to play the game badly because....?
>>556952808>faking a disconnect you will be fucking banned retarded whore
>>5569523152H tanking SM Armory is a skill check:>properly mark skull, focus and and nuke the myrmidon>disarm myrm during enrage>hamstring and kite myrm during enrages
>>556953216>implying the average warrior player is smart enough to do more than mash heroic strike
>>556953373>heroic strikeYou mean sunder?
>>556952808what's that white stuff in the bottle...
All this warrior talk is making me want to play warriorHmmmm maybe Shaman tank wasn't such a good choice
>>556952808mommy please give milkies
is there a single player pack, where I can use my alts as party members?
>>556953068Dungeons are already so boring, a smooth run puts me to sleep. The most fun and excitement I feel is when the newbie tank accidentally pulls 3 groups, and I’m forced to blow all my cooldowns and consumes to barely survive. I enjoy the chaos of dynamic emergencies because it tests my abilities to their fullest extent while also under pressure. And that feeling of clutching with 1 HP and saving the group from a wipe is intoxicating.
Tip: Heroic Strike Rank 1 costs 15 rage.
which bag/bank addon do you guys use
>>556954609What about rank 2?
>>556954451You should try hardcore.watch?v=F52-qHMGOegIs a whole new beast of intoxication.
>>556954451So you want to play boring content.... slower? You want to wipe because it makes it... interesting?Please tell me your ingame name so I can avoid you.
>>556954451The flip side of this is not pulling through, wiping, and adding a boring 10 minute corpse walk back to the instance, then rebuffing. If you're the healer and you just barely clutch through one of those packs then the other 4 dont go "damn that was risky we should go slower", they get cocky and try it again and wipe while your CDs recharge.
>>556955757>If you're the healer and you just barely clutch through one of those packs then the other 4 dont go "damn that was risky we should go slower", they get cocky and try it again and wipe while your CDs recharge.Yeah and they all have to pay the repair bill but the stupid healslut who wanted a risky pull out game because it excites her sissy loins gets off on saving it all at the last minute without dying.How about you just keep everyone alive?
Which one?
>>556955757Healing dungeons is actually goat, problem is healing raids is not fun.
>>556955274Elaynna
>>556956052How shitty is your PC? I chose the best looking one because I don't have a potato I still only get 70FPS at 4k in SW
>>556953216>these jeets are certain to follow my marks!>WTF STOP ATTACKING THE BUBBLED PALADIN AND FINISH THE 5% HP MYRMIDON>AH FUCK WHY IS DISARM 2 MINUTES CD AND DOESNT AOE DISARM 3 TARGETS AT ONCE???!?>WTF WARLOCK STOP RIPPING THREAT I NEED TO BUILD THREAT WHILE KITING LIKE A RETARD WITH HAMSTRING>NOOOO STOP CRITTING ME FOR HALF MY HP HEALER PLS HEAL WTF WHY ARE YOU OO-ACKand then you go to wpsg to post how dungeon groups suck and you will quit the game for the Xth time
>>556952808If you tank anything that isn't something like broodlord/twin emp/patchwerk with a shield then you are doing it wrong.
>>556956406Should be goated, but... I guess I'll just test it out, not like i can't reverse it, RIGHT?
>>55695503430did you fail math class?
>>55695503415+2 = 17
>>556952808>leveling dungeonsoh okanyways
>>556956782>>556957104Now wait a minute.
>>556956667Sorry you'll have to throw it out if you pick the wrong option, buy a new PC.
>>556949421I've DW and 2hand tanked to 60, it just works, most of the time you end first or second dps depending on how much you sunder and equip a shield as needed, it's no biggy whatsoever and even hardcore do it to some extent.
>>556956636>>556956541The duality of wpsg
>>556949421>"tank" is dps specced with a 2 handerthats partly what makes this game fun. had a kara krypt run where healer spent 10 mins convincing this retard to try tanking (this guy was originally main healer off-speccing into dps), he never played tank before and was deadly scared... in the end the switched into tank and it did work out, was very fun>>556951352desu its bad but i find it fun, one of the reasons i stopped leveling my mage solo and mostly run dungeons now>>556952419it depends. i used to speed run dungeons, that wasnt working out bc dps players were often confused on what to do (despite marks and instructions on what to CC/sheep - lets be honest, dps players dont like to read chat and healers are little anxious bitches, they panic if theres a lot of damage going on). another factor that affects how fast tank pulls is healer mana economy and theres nothing you can do about that
ok bros be honest, how long should dungeons in twow takeI think the fastest dg run I've had was a crescent grove which was like 20 minutes because you can walljump to the bosseseverything else has taken upwards of an hour-2 hours, the longest so far I think was a 4 hour maraudon run that didn't even kill princess because 2 people got tired of doing it and left
FACT: You should always, I repeat, ALWAYS mark targets in dungeons. There is not a single good, valid reason not to. I hope this is a universal rule.
>>556958528But why?
>>556958986it makes the dungeon run easier and fasterwhy not?
>>556959097It doesn't make it faster and i get tired marking mobs
>>556959182if pressing a couple hotkeys before each pull tires you then i dont want you tanking for me in the first place.
>>556959182It does make it faster you lazy poopjeet
>>556958528I would agree with you if you chilled with that absolute. Now you just sound like a gamer dad boomer
>>556958986Assisting by pressing F is a somewhat high-level game concept, if you think about it. Making complicated information easier to understand helps include more people.
>>556959182t. lazy 1 button pally tank
>>556959969F is for interrupts
>>556960646F is already for your /moon macro
Haven't played this in a year, are my eyes supposed to hurt? Am I getting old?
>>556963875Aecheur... You are only 20 years old..
>>556963875Sylma...
look at this lucky bastardhe gets to be a snake because a warrior didn't ninja his set from himI feel so bad for the druid that a warrior ITT stole from that will never get to be a snake
>>556964125i hope that same warrior loses a roll for a piece of valor gear to a ret pally
Which one has better hc community - Ambershire or NordWhat about low lvl pvp?
>>556964672NordNo
>>556953438you really think the windowlicker warriors you find know to press any button that doesn't have a damage number on it?
>>556965652true, paladins have 20 years of experience pressing buttons that dont do any damage so naturally they do well now
>Warlock in Gilneas city run is average DPS player, friendly enough and talks occasionally then takes a random plate item from the tank towards the end and disenchants it out of nowhere
>>556966192I would betray my closest friends for a piece of loot i don't even want. It should all be mine.
>>556966192I left my guild for a guaranteed 100% drop on CThun.
>>556967721Jib...
>>556967721n-n-name...?
>>556967436luckily Untermenschen like you do not have friends
>>556965997>random seething about paladins
Just kicked a palatroon fron my dungeon party
>>556966192Genn drops a great mail chest for ele shamans that I got dropped twice, both times it was snagged. First was huntard, second was pally
We're all switching to TeamSpeak 3 after the shitscord update
>>556968790Introducing: https://github.com/stoatchat
>>556968790what's the matter can't spam your A.I slop on Discord without submitting your ugly mug?
>>556967721Negajib...
>>556968790XMPP/Mumble
>>556971483>>556971483>>556971483
