Previous: >>556721825>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mambo!
ace on my face
Who is the Tom Brady of horse racing?
MAMBO
Digitan LOVE
>>556742103>Manbo
>>556742030Face on my Ace!
>>556742162>Make sure you borrow a good one and then use one of your ace runs that has high affinity and has decent-ish sparksThat's what I've already been doing to make my recent A-ranked Umas.>All parents that everyone has been autistically making will be outdated by the time the next scenario drops.The gacha cycle continues.... >>556741673
Sex with Verxina
>>556742290El's manbos...
Yes, I'm winner!
>>5567426311* guts...
>Fuku gives me more speed rainbows than BakushinToo busy getting those pits cleaned to show up to train
>>556742631show us the 2 wit
>>556742664With those whites it's kinda irrelevant
Biko!
I wish the background was higher res when they zoom in. It's distracting me from looking into my wife's eyes.
>>556742664>>556742718Asking for blue sparks is racist.it was 1guts fuck my chungus life
>Odds for Rumpel - 1.4>Odds for Tamamo Cross - 4.0Rumpel seems to be the heavily favored in this race
>>556742339I'd recognize my beautiful wife Tachyon anywhere.
>>556742782Biko Cute-asus
>>556742184groundwork pace has the edge over non-groundwork pace because they're more likely to get the promote
>>556742846
is this good?
>>556743070She's hot
>>556743070I think Hishiama is oshi material
>>556742028I've seen one anon with a pretty good Smart Falcon. Even if she was alone, she'd still be able to win or place on the podium
This is completely useless right
>>556742949Bro...
>>556741987mambo!!
>>556743273I'm killing myself.
>>556743228Not really, mid race is a clusterfucks and is easy to proc. Accel skills during midrace are kind of bad though, but if you have nothing else then go ahead.
>>556743228It's the most useful skill if you plan to lose
35672113round 2insider sources have assured me that Gold Ship will win this time
>>556743228It's usable in 8 pace lobbies, but the amount of times it's a chunk of wasted skill points is too often to make it recommendable. Worth taking if you have nothing else.
>>556742949>he thinks the red hair is reddit tachy and not OISSUbruh>>556741280big titty boys are the BEST>>556742449based>>556742030Luna and CB on my face, with ace on the side
>>556742848Rumpel comes first with 8 lengths over Tamamo Cross!
When building parents/grandparents does it matter if I do the same G1 race in its classic year and then again in it's senior year? Or can I do only 1? (Exampe, Sprinters Stakes)
>>556743607>Ze germ*n beats the WHITE lightningBased>Sirius being the usual failureHeh...
>>556743228Any cm where taiki or pasa are meta means you have a reasonable chance to be that far back as a pacer.
>>556743676Depends which double title you're going for. Double Grand Prixs or Double Sprints or Double Miles are all a thing, and matching them with your desired parents boosts affinity.
>>556741916sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large, sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>556743228I take it for Tail Held High if I have the spare points.
>>556743886post more of these cute creaturas
>>556743489>plancha into mummy into NSM>can't pass bakushin because she's hugging the railEL CONDOR NO PASA
Why is Twitter trying to get me to play this game so hard today and why is it working
>>556743489>get pace promote>wincapricorn is unfortunately a stinky bad racealso GOLD SHIP PLEASE DO SOMETHING
make another room i want to try
>>556743607Rumpel is now aiming for the spring Tenno Sho, but his ideal distance is only 3000 meters. Those 200 extra meters will surely provide a challenge
>>556743893THREE butts? there was a sin made just for you - it's called GREED
>>556743985
Good night friends!!
>>556744231thank, veri cute>>556744112will the legend EVER lose?
>>556744253Goodnight fren!!
>>55674408218224030sprint Gold Ship humiliation ritual round 3, join quickly before other people snipe your slot
https://jiggie.fun/LvqnJEhttps://jiggie.fun/LvqnJEhttps://jiggie.fun/LvqnJE
>>556744253gn
I can't get ardan with the anni ticket right?
How's this for a parent?
>>556744565Nope
posting againthe king is 100% choice since i don't want to even touch her career again because of how hard it isbut i can't decide on which daiwa and taiki to useeither way i hope it's good enough to get me to a finals
>>556744560Sirius' dumbass face is the best
>>556744612Usable, but you'll get better eventually
>>556744676
>>556744650>Non-Standard Distance XSomeone didn't win the triple crown...
>>556744650Taiki with Turbo sprint and Dasca with ignited spirit.
>>556744650left taiki, right daiwa
>>556744230My greed and lust for butts shall damn me to hell, and I shall accept it gratefully.
>>556744650Left Taiki, Right Daiwa
It's crazy how this game is solved, but the most meta CM strats are still kept in the dark from the public
>>556744231cute babies and the ugly motherfucking bitch umamusume Brian
>>556745013>the most meta CM stratyou only need ONE card, a credit card
>>556744907ass wonderher ass is a wonder
how do i get the daily store to pop out if im only racing the carnival
>>556745013nips don't take CM seriously so the meta is being cooked in real time in global
>>556745013There was a CM guide literally posted yesterday
>>556745158Daily races are 6 again. Split them into 2 sets of 3 and you should get 2 sales.
>>556745128BASEDYANO BASED GUN
>>556744808I'm in love
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>>556745128>Calls Brian ugly every other thread to bait more Brianfags into postingCute Mayanofag, here's another one
>3 speed>3 WITcan't break 700 at the end of the runwhat do I do bros?
>duplicateI guess I was never meant to get Urara.... Stupid fuck ass game :(
>>556745384stop that
>>5567454742 Speed and 4 Wit. She has a 20% speed scaling.
>>556745492>marked
>>556744502I was originally looking forward to sprints but pace chasers being the only viable running style has made it really lame. my stupid chud Gold Ship doesn't even have a chance in serious lobbies
>>556745492>Waaah I got multiple 3* in under 25 pullsfuck off
>>556745474Also>that stamstop pressing power, what the hell
>>556745474Oguri has 20% speed growth, you can probably get away with 2 speed 4 wit, with stam/power sparks. Your power won't be as high, but you don't need much stamina to hit 650ish, which is what you need for a mile CM.
>Quiz>no one came to train????????
>>556745685nyoooooit's ok gold ship
>>556745685>has made it really lameFor me it's the pace down. It's rage-inducing seeing your 2nd place pace early go all the way to last place mid-race
>>556745574I posted the wrong pic but still thanks for the info
>>556745334fucking finally, took him long enough to fix the insane upload issue weve been having for over a month
>>556745820Bro go to the infirmary right now
>>556745685Post your goldship
>>556745905I just remembered the slacker condition, and the reporter immediately cured it.Biwa skipped to "trim 5 millimetres" of her hair at the new salon.
>>556745905Don't tell him that I'm fucking his trainee there right now
/uma/ is lax on horse porn because, frankly, the male is lax on it. Because to a male, all pussy is pussy, regardless of who or what has it. Yes, he may perform as though he has a preference for the conventionally attractive. Those around him may see nothing more than a respectable default, but the male, if presented with consequence free sex, will have it, and without a second thought he will prioritize his own pleasure once over the initial moral hangup. Women, horses, dogs, pigs, girls. To a male, once he is aware these things can make him cum, he will rape without a second thought.
>>556746083Hi, femanon
>>556745905what do they even do to your uma at the infirmary to "cure" slacker? do they give her a lobotomy?
>>556744353He conquered the previous generation and his own, Tamamo couldn't win against him, so it's up to Oguri's generation to try and end his winning streak
fuck, I just realized I could have logged into that alt with all my waifus but shit support cards and taken advantage of all the free ten-pulls to have less shit support cardsoh well, on this one I have MLB kita AND hohohoguri so what more could I ask for
>>556746083
Stegosaurus post.
>>556746083you are never going to make me believe that the average person genuinely wants to stick their dick in a horse this is a ludicrous assumption
>>5567460830head as in retarded
did you buy out all the items from the carnival shop?
>>556745928it sucks ass and could be way better but I can't muster the motivation to try and remake it because her winrate will probably still be really low anyway. the juice isn't worth the squeeze so I've moved on to farming parents for dirt Gold Ship since my newest cope is that she can actually win mile races. I've seen other end closers in /uma/ capricorn lobbies that are built a lot better than my Gold Ship and they still lose every time.
>>556746083uma.... terf???? you're like 2 steps away from calling guys "the Penised"
>>556746083the thread is getting worse by the minute holy shit>>556746325FATTY AIN'T SHIT AGAINST OUR CHAD
>>556746740I know you are but what am I?
>>556746386That little chud will never be taller than his father.
>>556746673I'd rather say "the cocked"You knowPenisNTRPlease laugh
>>556746464Women want to project the fact that they lust after horse cocks and other such animalistic genitalia onto the average man.
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>556746464 >>556746083>>>/a/285860219
>>556746464the average person doesn't see real horses more than 5 times in their entire life, but someone who grew up near them may have had this thought cross his mind a lot
>>556746740I'm that dog>>556746782Ramonu
Would you a cripple
>>556746971yes as i am a MALE with a PENIS
>>556746971Yes, I actually like crippled girls a lot
tanukigod has spoken
>>556746740she got that dawg in her
>>556746971Sure. Best part is that it doesn't matter if the doesn't wante meWhat's she gonna do? Run away? lol
>aquarius has a turf sectionbwos.... my one dirt CM a year....
>>556746621Yeah, trying to mutate a G aptitude and try to get all the skills needed and get a decent combo going is hell. Way easier umas to build for this cup.
I hope an uma people like has their reputation ruined in the way Bakushin's was.
chiyobros ovr repvtation.... right before her banner too...
How about a superbowl watchalong to save the thread?
>>556747272lewd
>>556747331bakushin is a victim tho, chiyono was the offender and should be proclaimed as thirsty horny dog
>>556747142based
>>556746464>>556746083I don't think that the average person has strong moral convictions. It's not an exclusively male trait that the only thing stopping people from rape is that they will be caught and seen as a rapist. Frankly I don't think the average person even considers if they are capable of it, the moment comes and they just do it. This is Men and Women. It's just that women are generally speaking not considered rapists unless it is cartoonishly violent rape, or rape towards another woman
Is Uma Stan good on pace chasers for Capricorn?
>>556746971it's literally racist not to
>>556747331Bakushin always was the fast armpit retard with a funny song tho
>>556743070Comfy and funny career, top tier wife material
>>556747183do end closers even need that accel? i'm sure it can be fixed by throwing in some midrace velo...
>>556747142Unfathomably Based
>>556747490>>556747418Sure, why the fuck not? The SB caused my show to air it's new EP 2 days early, might as well celebrate it.
>>556747571Post lewd umas or I won't answer.
>>556747658I want to taste her puppies
>>556747721answer NYOW
You don't deserve your favorite Uma if you wouldn't lick her armpits
>>556747591ableist*
>>556747658
>>556747331Gold Ship is my oshi so I'm already in the deepest depths of Hell in terms of the kind of people I will be associated with
this is kingu, a first rate umamusumesay something nice about her
https://jiggie.fun/nUMYCIhttps://jiggie.fun/nUMYCIhttps://jiggie.fun/nUMYCI
>>556747684
>>556747826No, uma stan is overrated.
>>556747826I don't know
This thread is so inclusiveWe've got a terf >>556746083And a troon! >>556747836
>>556747839Unspeakably lewd.
>>556747826what a cow
AAAAIIIIEEEEE this Ace run was going so well what the fuck is gonna happen
>>556747924I trusted you
>>556747906frist rat umamusme
>>556746621>her winrate will probably still be really low anywaybwo you will find very lazy builds in the actual cm.Enough fronts to cuck gw paces (which will be quite rare), plenty of oshi lates, front bakushins, etc
>>556747826i can see them
I was inspired by the tuberculosis uma's winning animation
>>556747558horse pussy, mare pussy specifically
>>556747916
>>556746621If you do decide to rebuild her, run her with Daring Strike and THH if you can find a decent borrow set up that allows for you to do that
I bet you miss Teioposters now, huh.
>>556747906something nice about her
global niggas really think they're gonna find garbage like front sprint El or late Maru when 99% of teams will be Bakushin, King Halo and Curren or Bono
>>556748051I'M S-S-SORRY I JUST WANTED TO HEEELPPP. WHY DO I ALWAYS SCREW IT UP
>>556747839I want to bite it
>>556748215
For the next 2 SSR pick tickets (the free and paid one) we are getting it... would it be a good choice on using it on either Biko or Bakushin SSRs? I already have Creek, Fine Motion, and Kitasan MLB'd, and I don't have a single Fuku SSR
>>556748215>I bet you miss extremely overweight fatties now, huh.1. That's not a question.2. No, I do not.3. FATTY FATTY FATTTY FATTY LOL
>>556748252nobody pulled for bueno
>>556748392don't use them on Biko or Bakushin, these 2 cards stop being useful with THIS scenario.
stop giving me an erection
>>556748474I see I see... wtf do I do with them, then... Not like I can do much with a 1LB Fuku if I use both on her, right?
Just gave up on three careers in a row because fine motion won't give me speed star
>>556748539
>>556748548Pass me the crack pipe and put both on Sichi
>>556748392do you really not have any other card you might want to mlb if you ever need it for the skillidk if it's really just between those 2 then I'd mlb bakushin, since she then gets 10% rb, so you might actually put her in some mant decks.
umaiUMA + LOVE
ERP?
>>556748816
>>556748548Show all of your SSRs.
you just can't train creek without a riko support, can you?temperamental bitch wasted the entire first semester of senior year whining about her laundry or something
>>556748548If you have no other SSR cards at all you can use both of them on Bakushin, she has 10 RB so you are part of the few people who can use that card during MANT.Or if you're insane get 2 copies of super creek.
>first event is a mood downShould I give up?
>>556748816Wait until April 1st then visit /v/
UMAI <3
>>556748879WHY ARE YOU BORROWING NARITAN BRIAN THERES LIKE 10 CARDS BETTER THAN HER
>our comfy trade shoes and don't not login club members started botting last monthThat explains why we not only made A for the first time last month, but are now in the 600s...>>556748906You get like eight mood up events in junior year. Hold your umas.
>>556745738>>556745747I used 4 fucking WIT cards and got only to 800 WIT and barely managed to max the speed.
>>556748879>out of ALL The cars he could borrow>he borrowed fucking brian
5 wasted borrows on god awful parents.
Performative this, performative thatThe world is not your stage play
>>556748879Yep that's one for the cringe folder
>>556748747I wanna roll for Kitasanblack as she's one of my favorites, so I was hoping to have a card to use with her...>>556748874Sure, here>>556748904Yea the main reason I considered was for when Kitasan comes along, well, I am still trying to look for options to plan ahead(before I decide if to roll on fuku or not)
>>556748879pretty good baitpost, but it's a bit obvious, don't you think?
>>556749263I almost made a very mean spirited post.Use your selectors on Bakushin, Biko is dead.
>>556749201WRONG.
>>556749201
>>556749149yeah, low-rolling wit mega-sucks. But keep at it. Curren has 10/20% speed/power growths, I used 4 wit 2 speed for her.
>people already built a front pasa for cm10H-hayai.
>>556749072all my non-kita speeds suck and my wits are babies also I forgot you can refresh the friends screen
The activity of my club dropped so much. Everyone used to trade shoes but now only half are doing it and the trades are not being completed anymore
>>556749431Wh-What were you gonna say... and alright, probably on her... unless I decide to toss a few rolls on Fuku and get lucky...
>>556749575Use database and borrow mayano speed or smt jesus
>>556743273EVEN BETTER
>>556749587Mambro...
>>556749574>he isn't training for CM12 yetngmi
>>556749674me in the middle
>>556747331Bakushin deserves it for always playing that awful song.
>>556749554Kike or Gook?
>>556749574>only 2.5 maxed statsfancy looking glue...
Chiyo's image has been ruined forever and right before her banner, too.
>>556749690Lies, they ate all the shoes in seconds again after reset!
>>556749645We do get a few free rolls on the NTR banner, so you could see if you get like a Rice Shower copy or something
>>556749574>center stageHOEHARIGATOU
>>556749821What are you talking about?Vivlos image isn't ruined and hers is attached to a retarded SEANig manchildIn fact now more people know who Chiyo is than before
>>556749674I love the horse pull joke
>>556748215I only miss CreekGODS
>>556749821and you bet your ass all of this was planned
Danchou just announced that he's stepping down...
>>556749863We established last thread that it's "ouen", not "hoeh".
>>556749802what are you talking about?
>>556749863Dodging danger + prudent positioning is a nutty combo, people are sleeping on this for fronts. Though having one without the other bricks your front.
>>556749575>borrow cleatshi
>>556746193I need to lick Chiyo, too...
>>556749821GoodCalestone is the only good O
>>556749909No one actually hates VF outside of /uma/
>>556748208I want to give that a try but my shit is all fucked up. my sprint parents have power sparks so if I take Riko off I'd have to either rebuild the parents or buy recovery skills during her career. my sunday wit is also only lb2 so when I put it in to get THH it tanks my wit gain. I might be able to make it work with a wacky high roll but getting good rainbows, a sprint pink activation, AND all the skill hints in one run is such a pain in the fucking ass it makes me want to tear my hair out
kingu lovethat is all
>>556749981Why don't we establish my fist up your ass, huh?
>>556748816i wish
>>556749554Idk if this will work on Oguri but ok
>>556749964>Check club chat>It's truemambros nonot like this...
What view am I supposed to be taking in, exactly?
>>556749981I established months ago that I know and don't care.
>>556749574now they have literally nothing to do for a whole ass month!
>>556749821but it was already ruined thanks to chiyo webm
>>556750185The view of her running to the best of her ability
>>556750057Star O...
>>556749964proofs?
>>556750185Her flat chest
>>556750168>>556749964Yes and I'm in charge now. Things will be different now. The gloves are off.
>>556750057Her name is Calzone.
>>556749950I want her as Cerb's friend in Shadowba...
>>556749964maybe leaking the sex tapes was a bit too much...
>>556750215that webm gets BANNED on fucking sightyou literally can't post it anymore after the last time someone was banned for posting it weeks ago
I finally got the most painful hot spring scene in the game
so if you train kita (uma) i assume your borrow slot locked to topro during mantwhat do you do after mant if you don't have another good MLB speed card
>>556749981I thought the hoeh thing came from a holofag that watches those twin dogs
>>556750321The View From the Lead is Mine...
Peak gameplay
>>556744907which of the three mentioned butts would you: sniff, spank, stab
>>556750073I don't think this place hates himJusy love to point out how his takes are shit, claims to be smarter than he is, and how he is a thin skinned little baby
>>556749821i'd say it was an improvement because i did not care about her at allat least now she's a pit licker and has a tiny bit of relevance
>>556750121you could try running Riko (but only if you have her, you'll want to borrow Finemo) and using 3 wit cards. That might get you enough stamina for Aquarius and you can focus on power sparks>Kita/Kingu or Sweepy or Stinko>your 2 best wit cards, Sunday and Tachyon are pretty good for f2p>Riko, borrow FinemoGood luck.
>>556750434no one watches vtubers
>>556750521jesus H christ kill zoomer this is retarded
>>556750406>the moment 100 Japanese comics memeing on her were born
>>556750521holy based
>>556750536I want to see him fully troon out. Not in a horny way. Like in a specimen in a petri dish way.
>>556750521where's the tab with family guy clips?
>>556750410Maru speed
>>556750410if you can't save enough carats during MANT, the scenario with no good banners, to be able to pull Pasa at the end of it, you're clearly not at least room temperature IQ and should probably just quit
>>556750389>weeks agogive it another try
>>556750078You can get top 3 Kikuka Sho with just under 300 stamina and haruten with just shy of 400 running late/end. That frees up the riko slot (unless you have her for rushing gale) and ensure you don't need to buy a recovery.>G shortOh man NVM, remaking would be torture.
>>556750576loooooooooooooooool delusional FARK
>>556749821Thank you Chiyo for absorbing the terrible posters, the porn, and the viral meme attention from my wife
>>556750410Agnes Tachyon and SMaru Speed SSR's get released during MANT. MLB one or both of them, if you're able.
>>556749263 (Me)Never mind this post, I got 3 Fukus now, I will just use selectors on Fukus
>>556746287B12 injections
>>556750617what meme?
>>556750405takbir
>>556749964Why would anon lie like this
>>556750685>PasaMeant Tachyon but point stands.
>>556750769
>>556750168>Actually check club chat>It's not true
>>556750406it doesnt get better
>>556750826>why would anons just LIE on /uma/you tell me, anon
>>556750708I'd rather not risk another ban to some hyper easily offended janny
>>556750741so fat
>>556750780NTA but she remains truly idolpilled and blocks out her toreina feelins
>>556747142I want to drink baku breastmilk
>>556750981no reason to, pr0n posting is overrated anyway>hurr durr tits and vagooand it's all ugly shit too, makes it even worse
>>556750752SMaru does NOT need MLB. She's usable at 0, 1 ideally. 3LB gives you the most hint levels she'll give and all MLB gives you is some mood effect and TWO extra starting friendship. 200 pulls is plenty.
>>556750937so you don't know
>>556750717I was using Riko as dual purpose for the free stam/guts and for rushing gale as well but I can forgo the rushing gale if I can find a better overall deck setup. I'm not sure how I can put admire vega in my borrow slot while still having enough speed/wit cards to get a decent statline while also getting spurt. I might be able to find a stam/sprint parent to borrow to squeak out enough stam to survive
>>556750780There were several posts about that already with Flash putting salt on the wound
Bakushin musumeUmamusume PIT derbyUmamusume Pretty Derpy
>>556751029The only pure Nigekiri Sister...
>>556749964>Aelred quit>Danchou followed Hear me out. What if, what IF, Mambodancho is also an alt himself and his main is also a high ranking club.
>>556750780Romantic loser. A cuck, even.
>>556750406>>556750617KWAB
Chiyo a sex
funni horsehttps://x.com/i/status/2020105296220176846
>>556747906first-rate mommy
>>556750903actually it's 3LB so I still need to decide on one of the selectors...
falco is married to PURITY
>the armpit animation was character assassination broooooooooo I can't like Chiyo or Bakushin anymore you never see Kitafags cry about the Dura cuck jokes or Spefags about the chud jokes but somehow a safehorny meme fetish crossed the line
>>556751146No, I do know, I was just being sarcastic because it's my chief frustration with this board, so many posters are just shitting the place up with constant lies, because they enjoy lying. Even if the gaslights etc are obvious, it makes it difficult to actually discuss the game, mechanics, or strategies because everyone needs to be a wannabe comedian lying faggot.
I just woke up, way later today I slept for 10 hours, had too much sake last night
Convince me not to uninstall dacchis.
>>556749964>Mambo is now a S clubDamn, how fast things change.
>>556750168>Actually check club chat>It's true
>>556749656maybe later, right now Golshi is rocking my boat>OH ASOBOUZE
>>556750406>>556750617>>556751029>>556750914>>556751272Reminder that smart falcon endgame is worth it in the end
>>556751339God I wanna fuck my adopted daughter so bad>>556751342>Instantly starts bitingHow very british
>>556750826today I will remind them
>>556749964The last SOVL club in /uma/ is gone
>>556750780
>>556751432It won't get better.
AWOOGA
>>556751259>plot twist: Aelred WAS Danchou, as a SECOND alt! OH MY GOD THIS HAS TO BE IT, HOLY SHIT oh nyooooooooIT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>556751547titties
God I love American umas
>>556751547
>>556751547Hdbdhgdvshsjd
>>556749821Do you REALLY expect normalfag attention span to last until her release?
what does carnival bonus even do
>>556751547seeeeeeeeeeeeex>>556751596seeeeeeeeeeex the german too
>>556750406>>556750617>>556751402This is why Curren is superior
What's better to MLB, Vodka or Creek?
>sweepy presents a solution to the burn-out problem>cygames releases no 3rd party tool announcement>everyone who was sweeping or considering sweeping stops or reconsiders sweeping out of fear>cygames proceed to do nothing>people start burning outThis has to be intentional, right?
>>556751742Stat up and chance of Mood being set to Great
>>556751864Creek, most likely.
>>556751547DELICIOUS LOOKING REALISTIC NIPPLE
>make an incredible well thought out post >some seanigger posts porn right after >get zero replies because of ityou niggers are retarded kys
>>556749964
>>556751864Creek no contest
>>556751864Creek. There are sidegrades for Primary power cards. There aren't easy sidegrades for Creek.
>>556751961get fucked retard
>>556751867You VIL burn out and you VIL like it
>im very intelligent
>>556751547Seggs
>>556751492This comic series is SO good>Flash's marraige is basically non-stop sex>Biwa's tits become comically porn-tier huge post-pregnancy>Daiwa's marraige is disney-tier perfect and she watches videos of it to make her happy>falco gets a happy ending in the end
>>556751961>incredible well thought out postWHERE
>>556751961
>>556752038No you aren't
>>556752095IS THAT
taiki's american milk...
>>556752081As you said, the entire thing is pure fucking gold, it's stupid how good it is. People always go "CB Propaganda reee", but that artist is without a doubt at least partly responsible (his stuff is in it, so no shit) for how damn good this thing is.
>>556751961I don't see it
>>556752081>falco gets a happy endingI NEED THIS WHERE DO I FIND ITI love that dumb pigeon so much, wish I had her
>>556752095nice feet
>>556751867how the fuck is burnout real just do one run per day like put down the game
>>556751864Vodka is incredible, but Creek is more versatile
>>556751961Cry a little more if it makes you feel better fag
>>556742959I do not like the perception of our cute class rep being altered by the prevalence of this meme
>>556751867>everyone who was sweeping or considering sweeping stopsthis didnt happen
BELNO SEEEEEEEEeEeeEEEeEEEXxOoooOOOoOO
Anyone else dream of suckling your futa uma wife's cock while acts all embarrassed?
>>556752095>cafe toenails on full display>they aren't cracked and bleedingwhat's the point introducing a hyperspecific fetish in a character if nobody will pander to it
Shipping any horse girl with Trainer is a distinctly baby rapist action i think
>>556752340>just do one run per dayAvailable clubs with this feel?
>+50 init speed>+65 init stam>+65 init power>+30 init guts>+57 init witAll for a +5 to the debut place. Only Rice could accomplish such a feat.
>>556751492>>556752081What's the artist?Now I'm curious
>>556752441me im futa uma
>teio fag>posts insane cringe garbage
>>556752470I will give you a (You) because I like this Tachyon Kigu
>>556750529>SniffGrass Wonder>spankBourbon>Stab (with my dick)Tazuna
>>556752441so quirky
>>556752405bakushin has always been a pitsex goddess
>>556752471It's the middle of the month there are no available clubs at all
>>556751547God I love Taiki
>>556752516>completely different art stylesit's multiple you dumb fuck its a whole series of multiple doujin (not porn, you freak zoomer) manga books that include stories for multiple uma made by multiple artists across years
>>556752471Dacchi has been recruiting, read the threads.
>>556752647based
Thinks of gold ship's warm and sticky folds massaging your cock.
>>556752423If you're sweeping at this point, I thank you for being the Canary in the mines.
>>556752683>angry for no reason>not even giving an answerWho hurt you
I wish I was already dead so I didn't have to go through the physical and psychological pain of killing myselfumamusume: pretty derby
>>556752683okay so who are the artists (plural) and the series
>>556752791Same umamusume pretty derby
>>556752723she's probably full of horrible diseases you wouldn't believe could be sexually transmitted
>>556751934>>556752012>>556752027>>556752360I guess Creek it is then, I'll just wait for the FineMo banner
>>556752310falco's just a side-mention in flash's comic (her daughter really likes falco and weirdly looks like her) but they wanted to do a segment for her too:>>556751492>>556752516It's semi-translated here:https://mangadex.org/title/1bc97ccd-1e56-4570-a399-162d08414f66/umayome-uma-x-tore-kekkon-seikatsu-goudouAnother interesting plot point is king halo's son and sein sky's daughter falling in love making them sisters-in-law
>>556752857why would she be? gold ship is based
>>556752791Same derby
Anyone got NTR (as in netorare) recommendations?
falco has the best casual outfit in the game
>>556752940I don't know but I somehow got tuberculosis from her and it couldn't have been from her coughing on me because she was wearing a mask
>>556753014For an ugly girl it looks fine but you're lying.
>>556752858Finemo has smaru banner quite down the line.
You look cold Trainer.
it's mei'm the guy that married falco after her eggs dried up
>>556753014you can NOT be serious
>>556753013Thug Hero Party
>>556750564can't borrow Finemo because I'm borrowing Kitasan, my cards are cucked
>>556753014Wrong
>>556753080#4chanCurren#HelloGuys#Cute
This thread is going to shit at light speed.
>>556753013Almost all of the worthwhile NTR is in eroge form. Writers who can capture causing or experiencing soul-crushing despair without that interactive element are rare.
>>556752081adding on because I like it so much so I make it headcanon:>gold city gets married and tries to parade her husband around while maintaining the gyaru lifestyle which eventually frustrates her and they just fuck a lot>air groove is weirdly kiss-obsessed so has to do her husband's laundry a lot to clean HER OWN lipstick>seiun sky's daughter is actually well-behaved and scolds her mom, but FALLS IN LOVE WITH KING HALO'S SON making halo/sky sisters-in-law>fine motion has the most absurdly vanilla marriage imaginable, complete oldschool Disney levels>fuku says the very first vision she ever got was shiraoki was marrying her toreina>TEIO IS A FUCKING BABY FACTORY and her marraige is just running a soccer team of kids>neicha is basically as goslingpilled as fanart make her out to be and her daughter is very cute>Smart falcon achieved her idol dream and toreina actually waited for her and they finally settled down together in the end
>>556753073
>>556753132Honestly I like almost all the casual outfits butJESUS CHRIST RYAN YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY TRY TO BE THAT UGLY
>>556753132>flashmega duper cute and sexy>kingcute granny i wanna fuck>goldsex appeal and professional>lunaSEX SEX SEX>skycute bro>operacute man>OISUOISU>brianuhhhhhhhh sure?>fujiSEEEX>ryan
>>556753121Thank you Laurel..
>>556753421top-tier
>>556753220Light?
>Flatlining and GooningThis is the life dacchis.
>>556753421
Umamusume titty derby
>>556753132as expected, Brian's casual outfit looks ass
>>556753132>Good and above tierTachyonDigitanVodkaGrooveFlashCurrenPrincessHaloGold CityGolshiRudolfSweepyCreekSpeTaikiScarletOperaJordanNatureTaishinUraraHishiamaHeadFujiMayanoMaruCafeBourbonRice>midOguriGrassSuzukaBakushinBrianHishiakeFukuBoboDotoDoboMoco>shitTickezoFalcoSeiunTeio>Ryan tierRyan
>>556753132don't say it...
>>556753182manhattan cafè with tachyon hairs is sex incarnate
Hello????? Gameplay?????
You know how to fix the thread.
>>556753651you talk like a faggot
>>556753461Literally what I think whenever she gently pats her belly
im doing fan runs dont have to justify me not posting rn because im doing fan runs, because you are the cringe one (not the thread)
>>556753651
sometimes life is just the pits...
>>556753132I dress like Barbin IRL
>>556753117I would like to pull on that banner, but I see it quite far away. I could pull on the Kawakami banner. Not ideal, but I do need some SRs like Flower, and Kawakami doesn't seem bad for MANT. I'm still unsure on what to do in that regard
>>556753132>an entire clan of Mejiro girls>not a single one tried to help Ryan with her messed up fitBrutal...
Falco's casual outfit is fine for a teenage umadol. Its cute and it suits her.
>>556753381It's so mean. She dresses like an old frumpy aunt. It looks so unbelievably bad. Contrast it with Curren's, who is screaming hot, Kawakami Princess, elegant and classy, Creek who =housewife, hell even Pasa's McDick's uniform isn't bad. Vodka rocking the tomboy is incredibly attractive, and despite the masculine tone, is tiers above the old granny outfit Mejiro Ryan is stuck with. It's truly horrible what they did to her.
>>556753132Sweep dresses like she's pregnant
>>556753132Love the casual outfits they're so nice.Kawakami Princess and Gold City are so good.Also Tachyon is such a 40 years old wife
>>556753893Sorry, her cunny's just too good
At this point we should just merge uma and umaJP. Neither have any meaningful gameplay discussions, it's all wifeposting
>>556753893by me
sometimes life is the pits and tits...
and the complainer complaining, again
>>556753132shouldn't Tickezo be the the one who cleans up into an elegant lady, only to start ugly crying and smearing her makeup, and Ryan be the one dressed like a white bitch who listened to a Jay Z song once
>>556753970you sound upset
>>556753132Bourbon got that shit on fr fr no cap on God 100%
>>556753929She dresses like the single mother aunt you met once but ruined your taste in women
>>556753132i personally LOVE ryans casual outfitand im tired of pretending otherwise
>>556753970Go to /v/ if you want gameplay discussion. I’m here to goon while doing ace runs.
>there is totally just ONE guy complaining guys!
How to summon wei posters6 7
>>556754117>Go to shit board if you want to do what this place is supposed to do.
>>556753132Gold City dresses like she's at least 10 years older than she actually is
the most wholesome and adorable outfit
Are there any uma hypnosis videos?
>>556753651>>556753970>>556754130>>556754214>one guyYesAnd I bet you're autistic, a zoomer, or bothGo to a tranny discord or kill yourself, this place is to have fun
>>556754172
>McQueen became a sub-trainer so she can be with her husband (Torena) 24/7This is what happened in Cingray with Belno and Kitahara.
>>556753970talk about gameplay then
>>556754316based. that guy is a pussy, a fag, and his shits all retarded you forgot (one is probably him) >>556751961
>>556753132i love it when Furashu's casual outfit gives me just a teasing glimpse of her creamy legs
>>556754214What do you need help with your aces or something? Someone posted a guide yesterday for Cap, and you can ask for Aquarius help. Otherwise let people goon in peace, weirdo
>>556754316Bwo...
>>556753132>>556753014This was actually hard to make because so many of them are good
Next thread is so far awaybut it will be better
new cryer
>>556754316Uhm
>>556753970whenever I try to wifepost on /v/ the retards turn my post into their general thread and I'm the one who gets banned
>>556754172inorganic 67 idc
>>556754527>falco>ticket>not at the bottomTrash taste
I need to farm the event ASAP. I only got 370k points because some kind of new COVID variant glued my sick self to the bed for like 4 days. Should I change my deck? I don't think I can MLB the "free " urara SSR yet. Should I spam Doto's career?
>>556754316Got me bwo.
new kidder
new transfer request
>>556754689This is the real one
>>556754214Make the posts you want to see instead of being a faggot
>>556754527shit tastes >an army uniform is perfect casual >small bra and short shorts, bra, a (kingly) dress is great
>>556754527>Sweepy in Ryan tier
>talk about gameplay please!!!!!!!!!!!there's nothing to discuss because everyone is ready for CM9, Aoharu is going to die in a month, and no one is hyped for VBourbon because she'll be a fraud horse just like SMaru and XOgurithis month has nothing interesting
>>556754689I can't believe you would do that
>>556754673I find tickezo's fit to be loud and amusing, which suits her personality pretty perfectlyfalco's is just cuteness puke which is also her brandI might just be too old though since my favorite casual fit might be Maruzensky
>>556754724Just owning the card is enough. Borrow Fuku at MLB.
>>556754527delete this
>>556754793>file deleted
im doing one more fan run (and eating some toast)
>TALK ABOUT GAMEPLAY>OR I WON'T BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT GAMEPLAY>NO I WON'T TALK ABOUT GAMEPLAY I'D RATHER COMPLAINWhoever makes these deserves forced euthanasia
>>556754828Not on either side really, but is the alternative just gooning?
>part 2 of the event today>log in to see something cool>literally nothingUM WHAT??????
>>556754828>just like SMaru I still don't understand to this day why Smaru was hyped. XOguri has an instawin wincon and VBourbon is a FRONT who is extremely fucking easy to build so there's reason to roll for them.
>>556754950
>>556754765Really, honestly, do they actually need to anounce this? Makes the game feel like it has nothing going onINTRODUCING: THROWING THINGS AWAY!
>>556754468>>556754316The guide in question, if you want it.
>>556755146I need to lick her dusty pits
>>556754950Just because it fits them doesn't mean those are good outfits, it just means they're shit characters
Throbbing uma futa...
>>556755208wood be cool to have tennospring place requirement
>>556755234I feel like you may have some personal hatred towards certain characters influencing your posts...
>>556753848Following this, with my current cards would it be better to pull on Kawakami + FM or SMaru + FM?
Are there any good trainer x trainee smut fics? Can't find any on AO3
Is /uma/ past their prime days already? When exactly did we peak? Will we go back to good old days with MANT?
>>556755189>Makes the game feel like it has nothing going on
>>556754765My burger batch is ready for dispatch!
>>556755083The twitter account is consistently a week behind what was already released. I did the same thing earlier.
I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking the New Year Event fucking sucked
Imagine being Teio's trainee-slave, she could teio step all over you.
>>556754527>tier list about casual outfit>they're not wearing casual outift
>>556755457>>556755189...am I the only crazy one who feels like we need to accelerate MORE?People keep going BAWWW CM PREP WAAAAAH but holy fuck you already have WEEKS to prepare for each one it's just three goddamn umas
>>556755414definitely not the first one your cards are fine for now
>>556755445>WAH WAH WAH WAH MUH GAMEPLAYFuck off, just stfu and goon.
>>556755420I could make some but i find the idea of posting shit on ao3 disgusting>>556755445>peakThat implies it was ever good
>>556755119SMaru was so strong because when she came out because she had no competition, lots of umas had underpowered uniques with weird activation requirements, while hers only required a single heal
>>556755653Are you taking ideas? I have a couple.
>>556755445>Is /uma/ past their prime days already?yes and this is a good thing>When exactly did we peak?digitan thread>Will we go back to good old days with MANT?hopefully not
>>556755582i want them to giga speed up with proportionate carrotsmore cute umamusumes faster
Id rather have more mambo drama than goonposting
>>556755653>could make someNyes, requesting impregnation.
>>556755582Silly anonThat would imply effort, thought, and gibsThings Cygames is incapable of
>>556755013I didn't notice how much the gif glitched out in umaviewer and didn't want to waste an image slot on a ruined image...
Why are dirt birds so good in cm9?
>>556755834
>>556755617>no gameplay mentioned>that speech patternI knew the guy asking for "proper discussion" was a literal schizo and a zoomie
>>556755851she's one of a few horses with somewhat controllable accel skill
>5 TT entries>0 guaranteed win rewardsnice event retards
>>556753875She was made for sex and she will be used exactly for that.
>>556755653You better deliver, start with teio virginity loss after the arima kinen.
>>556755937based
delete that
>>556755532The event featured a bunch of characters I like and I got great rolls on Fuku so I think it was pretty darn great. Doto is also the best wheel spinner we've had. A whole lot better than the "HoLiDaYs" event we just had.
>>556755445we peaked when Teioposter called the paypigs out
>>556753132I love Taiki's country outfit, it's just so different form the norm but fits her great
>increased TT rewards>during the fucking event that uses RPWTF are these retarded gooks doing why is the event named PART 2 like there's some 2nd part to the event itself marked on the 8th when it actually started on the 5th and was just the scam paid banners. I'm actually seething right now this game has been pure dogshit and unplayable for months now WTF is cygames doing.
>>556755937https://youtu.be/mmJGrlInh84?si=A9s3X7eI_BZ3KnIk
>>556755937whatcha doin there?
>>556755993No anon you're confusing them it's the same fucking guy whining and doomposting about everything.
>>556755937Okay fine I'll try making a better sprint pasa
>>556755532yep, shes based
>>556755937EL CONDOR PAJA
DO NOT CORRUPT MY HARU
please crop your porn before posting
>>556756165Don't look, Ulala. Eat your grass.
>>556756242Block them and give it a big and nice sniff
>>556755568oh, for some reason I thought tiermaker didn't have the casual outfitsRemade it and moved bourbon up because that anon was right, she's got that shit ON + added a few more characters
You still save that kind of stuff at your age, Torepi?
>>556755753>>556755823>>556756029I mean, I could but I left those days behindUnless there's a site like catbox for anonymous long shitpostsI warn you, IF I make that shit it'll be very angsty
>>556756462Your taste is unbelievably awful
Really nigga?
>>556756462your taste is unbelievably good
WEEEEIIIIIIIIIIII
>>556756526Use pastebin>AngstYes, I love angsty fics, requesting some hurt/comfort.
>>556755354Added
>>556756346Porn? Never! She just loves christmas
AAAIIIIIEEEEE MY S+ gibs
i love taiki's mom jeans and top that can barely contain her ample breasts
>>556756462Grass, Brian, Finemo, Teio, and Dober's outfits are great, wtf. Brian and Dober's in particular are S tier.
I like how if you pick the second option after winning an optional race with Falco she goes from :) to >:)
>>556756889>29/30EOS incoming.
>>556756462Your taste is unbelievably average.
It's time for Spring Tenno ShoThis time the odds are much closer
>>556756889every /uma/ club is dropping in performanceit can't be help
>>556756839>Brian S tierNo. Because she needs stam for tenno sho, she can't reach 1k+ power and wit which hurts her a lot. Especially lack of capped wit. It's so hard to proc her unique on the corner, just skills are not enough
>>556756462>>556754527there is no way to make one of these tier lists without pissing someone offyou basically just have to say "everyone's god-tier except ryan"
My issue with Brian's casual outfit is that she doesn't seem like the type who would wear high heels in a casual setting
>>556756965>outfits
so what if Ryan looks fugly and casually dresses like a gypsy... i'm not sure where i'm going with this
>>556756462You literally have zero sense of fashion, your taste is awful nigga, /fa/ wouldn't even make fun of you because you are so basic it's not even worth it to be related to you in that way
>>556756839can you make one of these for the dirt CM?
>>556757134RYAN BAD?How dare you retarded shit taste NEIGHAR
did you know mejiro translates to slut
>>556757271AWOOGA
>>556757229her mother probably caught a passive-aggressive scolding remark from Rudolf's mother and it became the subject of the entire whatever the japs have instead of thanksgiving
>>556757357mejiro "whore of babylon" dober
>>556757275You won't improve my image of gypsys with this
>>556756839>>556755208/v/ said they're proud of us for making OC again!^_^
