Lies Edition>Previous>>556730389>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6Y>LATEST PATCHESDec 02 1.005.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621274Jan 22 1.005.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/509603414731129453Feb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138
first for betraying super earth
First for Helldivers are highly trained soldiers of Super Earth.
What's the point of this retarded bot propaganda arc anyway, it's not like the swedes will actually let us defect. They don't even let us destroy the flag.
HEED NOT THE WORDS OF THE FALSE MACHINESPREP YOUR BOOTS AND TUNE YOUR GUNS FOR THE MARCHTHERE IS ONLY ONE WAY FORWARDShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COkKndE9eg8THROUGH THE ENEMY
While I've never looked hard into the lore I always got the vibe that Super Earth did mandatory conscription and you signed up to be a helldiver if you were REALLY patriotic.
if you dont defect you are gay.
>>556769879How have we destroyed almost 3k flags?
Traitors get the rope.
Squidfront status?
>>556769879For a future story arc canonizing Chaos Divers because AH bows down to the lowest common denominator of reddit/xitter memes.
>>556769879The "destroy flags" MO is in-game bot propaganda that actually worksif you're fucking around trying to destroy flags and become a dissident, you're actively harming the war effort by wasting livesIt's very medialiteracypilled for swedemaxxersIf we complete the "DEFECT" MO we'll probably buff the automatons, and maybe get a unique cape. Swiggers aren't capable of doing some elaborate PVP event with defectors vs. loyalists, most likely we'll get a news report saying that rumors of helldivers destroying flags are false, and then some more flavour text about "increased loyalty training" on helldiver recruits
Reminder that the Chinese armor will NOT have Siege Ready. This image contains placeholder text. The armor name is DP-8. It will have Democracy Protects like every other armor that starts with DP.Rest assured, you will not be forced to bend the knee to China to get your precious Siege Ready on medium armor. The devs would never do that to us.
>>556769897Service seems voluntary if heavily encouraged by various things like propaganda and subsidies to families.
>>556769542Major General: You have your Major order against the bots, deploy hereHelldiver: mmmmmmmmNyooo i don't think i will *deploys on the other side of the galaxy to fight bugs* It's clear Helldivers are above the traditional brass's Jurisdiction
Who is this mystery nigga displayed on the Automaton Terminate Illegal Broadcast towers???
>>556770063Stagnant.
>>556770181I don't like the blue
reminder that destroying flags or god forbid trying to coordinate lobbies or groups for destroying flags is reddit-tier chaosdiver cringe
>le ARG>le fake defections>le fake MOkill me
ONE MILLION LIVES
>>556770235cyber stan
>DEFECATE>DEFECATEWhat did they mean by this?
>>556770440Except you can't destroy the flag its all just flavor.
>finally manage to get the flag to fall into the grinder>absolutely nothing happens when I get back to the super destroyercool, thanks
>>556770467So how do you contribute to this anyways?
>>556770235Concept art design for bots. They went from Titanfall to WW2 Nazis until they settled on Terminator larping.
>>556770638you just pretend you did
>>556769879>>556770448NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN STOP ENJOYING THINGS
Reminder, new ship modules imminent. Possibly within the next update.
So the bots are going to attack super earth to distract us from cyberstan?
>>556770063Less than 3% of the player base, for a week straight.
>>556770495The jeets got in the software.
>>556770414man the lead up ARG for the SE invasion was so dogshit, i totally forgot how ass it wasi still remember being high on copium, i had picked up the game the december before the event. I had high expectations for kino, i actually thought we would be able to fight in the tutorial maps when they we're getting close to mars
>drop in a blitz>4 gunship fabs right next to each other>spend the whole blitz trying to destroy the fabs and instantly dying to the buffed gunshipsI might just be getting filtered bros but I think these gunships might be a little over buffed
>>556769897Nah, the description for the Constitution implies that it's voluntary, there would be no need to encourage service otherwise. Besides, if it were mandatory then all the civilians you used to see around Super Earth during the invasion would be pulling out their guns and fighting the squids alongside you.Besides which, Super Earth still needs laborers and a ruling class (presumably the children of Class A Citizens would be living the good life and thus have no reason to want to serve).
I am trying to defect but nothing happens back on my ship when i jump into the grinder with the flag
>>556769990how to kill one true flag
>>556770665
>>556770764lower the difficulty
>>556770181>The armor name is DP-8this is not a first time they screw up name schemeshalf helldivers mobilize and steel veterans have wrong passives
>>556770698>you have to imagine you're having funhow about you write a shitty novel instead?
amendment med pen pls
>>556770764bro your shield emplacement?
>>556770853This was the best design and should have been kept.
What!? What does this mean?
>>556769990I unironically think cheaters can do that by themselves since they can call any strat infinitely.
>>556771062Nothing. Keep diving on Merak, citizien.
>>556769990it's an inside joke. 29 is a meme in the discord
>>556770181I don't mind dressing as a medieval bugman if it means medium siege ready. Plus I like the blue and gold.
>>556771062Nigga, use cheats and spawn that shi infinitely cuh
is there anything worse than commando missions?
>>556771167carpet bomb sweden if true
>>556770706If it doesn't include the vehicle customization bay, I don't care. I am not looking forward to >5% lower cooldown on Orbitals>Support Weapons now have 2% more ammo>Eagle call-in time reduced by a pubic length
I am diving on Aurora Bay and IDGAF what Joel or any jetback thinks
>>556770181I sure hope you're right because I don't want that to become one of the most popular armor sets.
>>556770853>>556771035>They bring this design back for the WW1 warbond update
>>556771167sounds like you're yanking our chainsalso 67 checked
>>556770610
>>556770181>the best perk finally avaible on a medium armor>but the armor is ugly as fuckwhat a dilemma
>>556771236There is a decent chance that the Blob will turn its attention on Aurora Bay within 20 hours, and the instant liberation of Eaglemount would help kick-start it.
>>556770963>DCS made even worse
How'd a muppet like you pass selection?
>>556771201Yeah, you. You suck.
>>556770665The silhouette on the scout walker makes me think of picrelated.
>>556770853Would've been kino...
>Super Earth invasionSEAF roam around in squads together. 4-8 troops holding out in little pockets or attacking together. Made it feel like they actually were a military force fighting over the city>NowYou are lucky to find 2 SEAF monkeys on the same street. They are just stragglers who wander aimlessly and have no immersionIn a similar vein, I also dont really see civilians anymore either. But I care less about them. If they are going to reduce the number of SEAF in cities, then give me a fucking SEAF stratagem
>>556771546I think it's just SEAF getting stuck in spots or just killed too quickly. I've seen full squads eventually appear in defenses. However I don't see civilians at all anymore.
>>556771546Probably too many complaints about yellow bobs being subtracted.
>>556771534>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQGGBPfNxvYBetter coherent design for their theme as Nazis. Despite being called "socialists" they barely have any fucking Soviet or Communist motifs or aesthetic in game. Like the ONE fucking thing is the Soviet choir music that is unused.
>>556770181If you cheat the armor in right now it's Siege Ready. Still very possible they could change it just before release.
>>556771546I see packs of 4-8 seaf frequently in bug and squid cities. Stop being a botchud.
>>556770082Grim
>we get bots in ionic jungle again>it's nothing special and disproves all the creekniggers constantly saying that the map made creek more difficult than other planets>creekniggers still cope by saying it was because the game was harder at launch (it wasn't)
>>556771892>they barely have any fucking Soviet or Communist motifs or aesthetic in gamebro are you retarded?
>>556771546During the devastator surge a few days ago I saw plenty of SEAF at times, it's just very inconsistent. Sometimes they're probably getting stuck somewhere or unable to do much of anything, and other times I'd attack an objective and there's like a dozen of them bombarding fucking everything.Some part of me wishes there was a new mission type that drops the spec ops flavor of a bunch of disconnected POI objectives in favor of just straight up battlefield assaults as SEAF and the players try to make their way towards one end of the map while enemies fight them all the way there.
>>556771534that gun is way too big for the turret, looks fucking retarded
>>556771236We're liberating Eaglemount megacity right now.
>>556771992But enough about yourself
QUESTIONDoes the bonus melee damage from the armor passives (Peak Physique, Rock Solid, and Reinforced Epaulettes) affect ALL of the damage of the Breaching Hammer, or just the "melee" damage?Like with Peak Physique would the total damage be 1.4 * (300 + 2100) or would it be (1.4 * 300) + 2100 ?
Since some of you fags don’t bother doing reps here’s what been happening in the trooncord/social media side of thingsAutomaton ARG TLDR>Swiggers hid QR codes in the Automaton propaganda posters>Combined they lead to this websitehttps://superearth.se/010011000100000101000111010011000100100101000111010100110100000101000101010011100100010001001110010010010100111001000111/(that's "LEGAL TRANSMISSION" from Binary to Swedish to English, and "FREEDOM" is used somewhere)>You get to a spinny code>Arrange top line into 0 - 9 in clankerspeak>Unlock timer, which is counting down to 18 hoursAfter that you can use dev tools to explore the site to grab this cool background (renamed it to 'legaltransmission' on my own) and find what its supposed to be counting down tosuperearth.se/010011000100000101000111010011000100100101000111010100110100000101000101010011100100010001001110010010010100111001000111/update_sony_en_final.mp4Which is currently a white page titled 'lol' with 'lol nope' on itUsing dev tools here reveals the swiggers attempted to rickroll l33t hackers... or that the countdown actually leads to said rickroll.And right now our destroyer/high command dispatches seem to be hacked by the clankers. Fun fun fun.
>>556771892literally go tohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_flagsand scroll down and you will literally see the automaton flag
>>556770853Kinda wish the main automaton force would change visually over the course of the war. Each year the forces could look a little different, have random bots that look more battle scarred implying they've been around longer than the new bots and have already survived an encounter with SEAF or Helldiver forces
>red now but number not going up
>>556772136punished for using the jump pack over the warp pack and don't even start with excuses like "jump pack has more mobility" or "warp pack wasn't out when this clip was made" you deserved to die on that puddle
>>556770853>>556771035>>556771534Absolutely not. Wehraboos get the rope.>but muhhh tiger muhhh panther muhh stalhelmFUCK OFF
>>556771167>>556771215turns out its true
>new mission type: support frontline>have to play firefighter running plugging gaps in a trench network manned by SEAF >objectives are shit like raising Artillery/SAM sites, and setting up landing zones for SEAF, and raising the flag all across the trench network>constantly battle between enemy and SEAF goons the entire time
>>556771831Their lives were in (You)r hands.
>>556772367yeah man you tell that two year old, diff 4, console playing webm
The railroading has completely killed my interest in this gay MO. Amazing how we can get the Hulk Surge high point only for some little fag to kill all the enjoyment and turn it into another slog. I really hope that piece of shit isn't paid a full salary for the miniscule amount of poorly implemented shit he does.>100 fucking thousand retards eating the rotten fish filled turds dropping out of this swedes ass.Disgusting cattle. Enjoy your ugly fucking cape.
HOW DO WE KILL THE ONE TRUE FLAG
>>556772640No one is forcing you to play this game. Maybe you were the real goycattle all along.
Post a lobby you niggers
>>556772185>fart noises and jerking off hand signals
>>556772136Reminds me of this, wish I could find the unedited clip.https://youtu.be/TV4YzvqHgxM?si=hgSVdG0t18adC0Wf
>>556772640:(
>>556771892I mean to be fair, they can't be soviets, since soviets were the good guys
>Hulk surge>Dev surge>Heavy armor surge>No trooper surgeaw man
>>556772394>this meme was popularized by>0 slips reward>nothing you can see in-game>something that changes daily>something that changes daily>shit no one watched>shit no one watchedmilhouse is not a meme
>>556772460that sounds kino and a minimap mockup of exactly that kind of gameplay was directly replied to by Pilestedt himself on Twitter with his being enthusiastically receptive of it a year or more backtherefore, it will never ever happen and Alexus will personally rape you for trying to make him do work on any content that isn't pure spite and incompetent graft
Where's my pissdiverssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243389103847/765611983983946301/4
I can't seem to kill War Striders with the railgun. Apparently you shoot in the leg joint and yeah it gives me a red hitmarker but it takes way too many overcharged shots to kill for it to be even remotely worth it.
>>556771979It was only harder in that the player base wasn't as experienced, and I think the rocket devs were still one shotting divers from across the map. Which I actually miss, they actually used to make us have to flank around and shit
>>556772213It's literally just a fucking star, dude.
>>556772727Kys Joel
>>556772956private
10 hours to nothing
>>556772831>no f strider surgethat would be so fun
>>556769990It's actually far more than that. The Ministry of Truth does not want you to know how numerous we are.
>>556772823>since soviets were the good guysoh you
Holy shit Coretta Kelly is ravenously hungry for your Helldiver meat.
>>556772987Shoot one of the eyes, it is more reliable if you use the scope. I normally go for the top eye.
>>556773049Fixxed
>>556773035I think he's talking about the star surrounded by a cog which is a bit more specific than just a star
>>556772841Yeah. I doubt anyone noticed this retardation until the staff pointed it out
>>556769724>DON'T ENLIST>MoIM DIQ BIPHIBCOLCMI'm so glad I don't read commiestani
>>556773036Seriously. Play another game. You won't find happiness with this one.
>>556772956Full
>>556773127literally Star Wars' Empirethe entire faction is just Star Wars rip-off
>>556773343Kys slop sucker
>>556772725Jump into a grinder with it
>>556773079this; in fact, why do you think the Bloodhound armor is red?
>>556770706What do we think the sixth tier of ship module upgrades will be? The fourth upgrades were awesome. The fifth upgrades were very lame. Based on this current downward worsening trajectory, >>556771232 predictions is most likely correct.
>>556772172please, does anyone know the answer
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243393097836/>BOTSIm driving the fuckass tank destroyer, I need a volunteer gunner
>>556772172just the melee part
>>556773615You can just spam one true flag until it falls into the grinder
>>556773375>Redeemer bullets (70/12 AP2)>800 rpm>30 rounds magno thank you
>>556772640I WILL enjoy my cape
>>556773734forgot image
>>556773756 fvll
>>556773826damn, well I guess it would be horribly broken otherwiseso I guess it's better to use something like Siege Ready in order to boost the amount of charges you get instead
>>556773096yes coretta kelly please cannibalize me
>>556773579t. faggotWhat other games do you like? Just from this conversation I peg you as a Dota/Overwatch type. Maybe CoD Warzone.
so if i play a mission but not have fun, basically just waiting for the game to end, what do you call this? my bros seem to having a fucking blast though they're really into it but i just get exhausted as soon as i drop support weapons/backpacks/whatever then mark the first destinationi die? don't carei mow down hundreds of bots? don't carei clear objectives on my own or with a team? don't careis this game perhaps, not for me?
>>556771546Civvies only appear on megacity defenses.
>>556772987I’ve been able to kill them in two shots to the leg pretty consistently with the railcannon. How many has it been taking you?
>>556773914>>556773734I either want to buy & then upgrade a longer on the Super Destroyer, or I want to own a little farm that's basically a small map with colony farm assets on it that we upgrade. We could deploy there to fuck around for a bit. We could have a white & black spotted bug names Bessie
Have 1000 SC to spend. Should I get de-escalator from Force of Law warbond? Would it hold up good against bots?
>>556771979This again? Is this a discord tourist?
>>556773102The eye could be a lot easier to aim at at least when it inevitably bombards you with the fucking grenades>>5567742344 to 5, if it takes any more I just give up and thermite.
>>556773027>I think the rocket devs were still one shotting divers from across the map.that's extremely gay and you're gay for wanting that in the game.
>>55677373410% reduced DSS donation cooldown
>>556774336De-escalator was raped and gaped by a bunch of collateral damage nerfs, its one remaining neat thing is instagibbing hulks to the eye.
Stratagem upgrade system soon.
>>556774336This is who's calling you a chud.
>>556774276yeah and I want a game without bugs
>played all weekend for hours>won many missions doing my part>still don't get to play cyberstan before wageslaving
i want to put an ACOG scope on the hmg, is that too much to ask for?
>>556774742that's not very realistic sweaty
>>556774742realism sweaty :)
>>556774742I want usable bipods...
>>556774549people have been saying this since launchwhere is the strategem launcher for the mech
extreme levels of delusion rnreminds me of the clan system lmao
>>556774821>>556774824now kiss
>>556774336What is this bodytype called?
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>556775158Pear shaped, or sometimes called "iceberg"
>>556775158baby doll
What's new with the cringe MemeO today? Fartinator keeps spamming my Discord with some binary bullshit, so where we at? Did bots attack Super Earth yet?
>>556775158I don't know but I would jump on it in a heartbeat
>>556775158out of shape
>>556775068I feel like i'm taking crazy pills with all this defection shit, we already went through this with the retarded chaos diver faggotry. This meta shit is insufferable.
>>556775158obese
>>556773734>>556773914My wishlist:1. A vehicle branch that upgrades exosuits, the FRV and Bastion. Things like 10% reduced cooldown, 1 extra calldown for exosuits, and improved armor plating (either more HP or the armor level is increased by 1 across the board).2. Another branch of upgrades for minefields. For instance, reducing cooldown by 10%, reduce calldown time to instant, improve explosion radius by 10%, don't let them get triggered by corpses, and so on.3. A sample type above Super Sample, that you only get by killing Leviathans, Hive Lords, Vox Engines and by collecting the D10 Mega Fort high value sample. Maybe make that the gate for level 6 upgrades.4. A way to call in an ammo backpack for your support weapon, either for yourself or for a teammate to perform team reloads. Make it a separate stratagem with an independent cooldown from the support weapon.5. Improvements to energy shield stratagems, stuns, that sort of thing.
If I see even a single pubbie fucker try to destroy a flag I'm executing them on sight.
I propose a SEAF radio backpack stratagem that automatically makes all SEAF in a huge radius around you follow you. I want to be surrounded by meatshie- I mean, loyal defenders of SE at all times.
>>556774336No, it's trash. Stuns in general are trash. Arc has always been trash. You get it maybe for the armor passive, and that's it.
>>556775321nah she healthy
>>556775298they're setting themselves up for community outrage yet againit's pretty funny watching this thing happen multiple times already, they really don't learn
>>556775675>maybe in the land of the free to get shot
>the television on my Super Destroyer says our enemies are gay and retarded>they actually are
>>556775158Extra Padding.
>>556771447well they do have a point herehow do i destroy one true flag?
>>556773868It's actually bugged. Didn't expect much from swedes.
>>556775630
Did they fuck up bot dropships or something? I keep seeing clips of them running over people and got killed by one myself while on a hill. They keep weirdly dipping downward.
>>556775630you're a grunt the seaf won't obey you :)
>>556771831I hate that they made jeet corps or incendiary corps or whatever the same color as seaf uniform. From a distance and with all the smoke there is no way to tell them apart, I have to rely on running animation to distinguish them.Like why the fuck would they do it, if they want to meme might as well add colored armbands.
>>556774186depression
>>556775630>HELLDIVER LOOK OUT!!!>VOTELESS!!!!
>>556774036Yes. The melee on it is already strong that the extra 50% doesn't matter much.
>>556774124I actually enjoy HD gameplay. But if you think anything about how the wars "progress" is handled at any level above a turd you're a retard. From the fact the only games you can think of are zoomer shit I peg you as getting pegged.
>>556775298>foids in the trailer>game immediately hits critical levels of obnoxious cute shit meta slop
>>556772245>>556771062>>556772245>>556776070It's Joel's discord meme, see >>556772394
>>556775630>gun gun gun
>>556776187>brutal
>>556776070it's not bugged, it's retarded on purpose
>>556772640>The railroading has completely killed my interest in this gay MOHow can you actually be so stupid as to think a team of people could create a game with a story dictated by players. Like what sort of moron are you? You really think a team of what, 20 actual workers (artists + programmers) can sit down and every 120 days shit out a whole new content schedule based on what happened in the last 120 days? Oh yeah bro the players all decided to play bugs so now we're going to put down everything and just focus on bugs for 120 days lets get multiple new biomes, bosses, enemies and warbonds all done in 2-3 fucking months, oh shit they're over in bots now time to switch our entire content pipeline for that!Fucking retards. Jesus Christ. I am so sick and tired of you morons applying this insane standard on a game that is a one time box price, a tiny fucking team and mostly free content. If fucking World of Warcraft or Star Citizen can't create actual living breathing campaigns then fucking Arrowhead sure as shit can't.
>>556776070Actual unironic trooncord meme. MOtards in shambles
>>556776543>>556776771Do the goyim niggercattle actually find this 'funny' ?
>>556775214No. Your girlfriend, or more likely mom, is just fat. A pear shape is wide hips, bones not fat, and narrow shoulders. Not a fat pig whose fat happens to resemble a pear.
>>556776756What's this gun? Looks like a fun AR but why does it have a triangle crosshair like it's a las weapon?
>>556775675Put a new battery in your fucking smoke detector.
>>556776431dota is almost 20 years old and overwatch is 10 years old... nice try tho unc
>>556776876From what I understand, they weren't even aware so now they have to explain shit
>>556775432Shame we can't reskin the Bastion. Such functionality must be immeasurably complex to implement for the small indie dev team. Yet modders can do it day-one.
>>556776876It's pretty funny seeing newfags discover none of this shit is real
>>556776809It's a different issue anon, they could have easily allowed us to take Aurora, doing that changes zero of their plans, and if it did then they shouldn't have made it an option to start.
>>556777120modders actually enjoy what they do
>>556776809So why even give a choice? Why not just say go here, here and here, instead of ooooh go here and get some heckin stimarinos and oooh go here for some railguns, etc then railroad them anyway.
>>556776809Lmfao the lazy swede is MAD!
>>556777120it's obviously on its way, hell it'll probably be in the very next warbond
>>556772394>Something actually somewhat interesting and unique and supposedly time limited but to a reasonable degree (24h to do)>Actually we're only going to let less than 3k people do it because of some retarded meme nobody but the retard who made it knows about>Not even 292929 to let a reasonable amount of people do it>Not even making it the MO requirement or something so to everyone who isn't retarded it just seems like it's glitched>Could even use it for their le ebin narrative seeing how many people are ready to just go against SENuke sweden.Genuinely WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOGSHIT? You give us a prospect of actually funny gimmick MO instead of yet another railroad dogshit and then go "um actually only 2929 people can do it cuz fuck you".KILL THEMKILL THEM ALL
>>556777015No one cares slop sucker. Go watch someone else play games.
>>556776951That's the Dickle (double-edged laser sickle).
lobby: steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243395449838/76561198088743
sorry chuds, my loyalty is to cyberstan celia
>>556777535>cyberstan celiawho dat
is that old bug in the game where the h-bomb backpack and seeker nades inflate your kills?
>>556777660hanoi hannah but robothttps://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo?
>>556777351You're saying they are going to give out something...a cape...to people that destroy a flag? It will probably do something stupid like make you a traitor as soon as you land.
>>556772831Trooper surge would be awesome if somehow the engine could also handle all the additional chaff it would need to add to compensate for the lack of heavy units. Here's hoping for stalker surge in the future. ALSO>mfw surges are removed for now For FUCKS sake Arrowhead you have been talking about alternate and/or voluntary harder content for players that want it and now that you have the perfect system to add it in you do it for a story beat and then it's fucking gone. They could add operations to planets that are for specific surges. They don't even need to replace missions or whole operations to do so, right? If a planet can have 3 operations with mix and matched commando operations and however many megacities open at one time, I don't know why they can't just have the standard 3 operations, a dedicated commando one, and then a dedicated surge one so the players have the optional content available at all times. FOMO is for micro-transaction bullshit, why are mechanics and just downright FUN modifiers locked behind the whims of whoever is in charge of the galactic war map?
>>556777429Failed
>>556777351no one can do it, 2929 is fake meme number
>>556772831i don't even think that would be interesting. bots are so dogshit at killing you these days. dev surge was pretty damn easy without armor to keep you suppressed.
>>556777351>>556777827It's all lies, stop being gullible.
>>556777429>>556777821fvll
I'm sure the bots did this.
>>556776809>How can you actually be so stupid as to think one fat nerd behind a Dungeon Master screen could create a game with a story dictated by players. Like what sort of moron are you? You really think a man of what, 300 actual pounds (shartist + lardasser) can sit down and every 7 days shit out a whole new session direction based on what happened in the last 7 minutes? Oh yeah bro the players all decided to do dungeons so now we're going to put down everything and just focus on dungeons for the next month lets get multiple new biomes, bosses, enemies and loot tables all done in 2-3 fucking days, oh shit they're back in town now time to switch our entire D&D plotline for that!>Fucking retards. Jesus Christ. I am so sick and tired of you morons applying this insane standard on a boardgame that is a one time box price, a huge fucking fatty and mostly free content. If fucking Wizards of the Coast or Games Workshop can't create actual living breathing campaigns then fucking Joel sure as shit can't.lol lmao lmao lol
>>556777805>>556777935Duality of /hdg/
>>556777976Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>556776809Player-driven narrative
>>556777805Alternatively they could just allow players to set their own modifiers if they're not in "highlighted offensive zones". Someone wants to put literally everything on top, Fire Brigade, Jet Brigade, all the Surges, etc, let them do it and get bonus rewards at their own discretion. It's pretty silly to have entire swaths of fire armor and gear that mean nothing 95% of the time unless you're running now-nerfed fire builds specifically.
>>556776809>GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK I LOVE SUCKING SWEDE COCKS
>>556777957>Actually it's not retarded mismanaged shit, it's all le funny bullshit we made up becasue???That doesn't make it any better.KILL SWEDESNUKE SWEDESBOIL SWEDES IN LIQUID SHITBEHEAD SWEDESSODOMIZE SWEDES WITH RED HOT IRON
>>556776809they hated him because he was literally 100% correct
>>556776809>This is too hard for the sweed
>>556777351Get this through your thick head you retard: it's not real
>>556778118we lost one, now is ur chance.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243396178419/76561198050013591D10 Merak
>>556776809YOU STUPID NIGGER IF THEY DON'T WANT TO MAKE A STORY THEN MAKE THE WAR LIKE IT WAS IN THE FIRST FUCKING GAMEY'KNOW - AN ACTUAL FUCKING GAMEPLAY ELEMENT WITH PLAYER AGENCY THAT'S ENTIRELY DRIVEN BY MECHANICSNOT THIS SCRIPTED BULLSHIT WITH NOTHING IN IT ANYWAYSYOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERYOU BLACK GORILLA FUCKING NIGGERKILL YOURSELF
>>556778419All I can think of anytime I see a phrase about something not being real are webms of that degenerate gambler streamer ranting.
>Hulk Surge>"25% more hulks"It was more like 90% hulks. Surges were fun and I want more and for the other factions too.
Kill all Helldivers.
>check dispatches>talk to democracy officer>no lines about any of itlazy lazy
>>556778513>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asPTAL5xk18chud theme
>back when we had hope
>>556778243This would also be acceptable to me and I wouldn't even care if there weren't any bonus rewards. I don't think stacking surges would work though, not all in the same mission anyways. My hope is that the surges were removed because of how tank surge was fucked up and reading as one thing in-game and another when displayed on the companion app. Which still doesn't explain why the ones that worked are now no longer available other than retarded story reasons. My worst fear is that they'll go the way of the TCS missions and be shelved because narrative autism of the Swede demands that this be a one-time thing, instead of, I don't know, having the barest minimum of a modicum of imagination and re-adding the TCS missions as refluffed "Oh, this brand of termicide actually works this time at stopping gloom spread on border planets" or, "Drop onto these gloom infested worlds with old TCS towers and reverse the batteries so they switch to suck instead of blow."
>>556778651it's a big budget live service game. They want an ongoing storyline that people are vaguely engaged with.Fuck me it's not like this casual shitter community would like something intimately gameplay driven. co-op games are the refuge of people who want to play solved pve content over and over again and become irrepressibly enraged when something trips that up. I'd rather have a railroaded ongoing story over something "mechanically driven" shallow and boring enough to sate that crowd.
>>556776809You are the blackest gorilla nigger cattle
>>556778513And then John Helldiver was the robot
>Killing Divers holding the One True Flag counts towards the Bot Traitor Major Order>It turns the lights in your ship red until the next matchCYBER-STANCANT KEEP HER DOWNWE COUNT DOWNTHE NEW DAWN
>>556779418DIVERS CUM
>>556773375I wish this game had SMGs that didn't suck. I also wish there was an actual use for them, since you can pretty much John Wick any assault rifle, making SMGs meaningless since you don't need speed reloads or CQC
>>556778513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9S-WDhyINg&list=RDF9S-WDhyINg
>>556778513
The biggest issue isn't outcomes being predetermined it's that AH is really bad at selling the illusion of player agency. DMing is like 40% knowing how to make you players feel like they made a choice even if it's what you wanted or knowing how to adapt to get an outcome you wanted when they don't bite the bait. This MO is a good example, it was far to obvious they didn't want us to take Aurora so the illusion broke.
a rest of the illuminate roster just flew over my house
>>556779498What if we could sprint and shoot one-handed weapons.
>>556779663>give the players two choices>they chose one>get mad that they didn't choose the one you wanted>set lib decay to -5.25% per hour because fuck you
>the hacked dispatches have gone from pleading to aggressiveTonight, I dine on automaton soup.
>>556779418I like this picturewhen can I get the woman to give me all her sex?
>>556779767Just give me dual-wielded Talons and I'll stop complaining
>>556779418Cyber Stacy?
>>556779607Whatever happened to the instructor bots anyway?
>>556779663desu part of "being a good DM" is knowing your players and how to wrangle them, what they'll accept, etc. AH is "DMing" for hundreds of thousands of notoriously stupid people.There's no way that they would be able to please everyone within the limitations of not-seriously-being-able-to-cover-every-possible-result-in-a-modern-game unless they just railroaded to a win all the time because frankly, I do not believe that anyone would complain if they easily won every single time. It really seems to me like it only comes from a place of "MY win has been CHEATED!" even if it doesn't matter and you're going to get the new content either way and you're being suckered in by a player engagement strategy.
>>556778707They may have copper wiring to reroute their fear of Liberty, but I've got balls of steel.
>>556779498You run faster while hipfiring SMGs, it's reasonably useful on bugs when you fight in a meganest etc. Just generally when there is a lot of enemies nearby.>you don't need speed reloads They don't actually reload particularly fast, this is the most obvious buff they could give them. And another magazine because they generally have 1 less than ARs.
>STOOOOOP YOU'RE RAPING THE MO EFFORTS!!!! Maybe Joel shouldn't have been so gay to contribute bug and squid deaths to the total reserve.
cyberstan
>>556780009They spared themselves a little effort and didn't include them. If there's a why and Sweden's involved, then assume the answer is "laziness"
>>556780109based bug divers
>>556779897And Talon rifle primary lasgun.
>>556779498the thing that really killed them for me is the weird damage falloff they added. a gun that only works well at close range that isn't a shotgun just feels questionable in this game, every faction you want to play keepaway
>>556780109I already have bot fatigue, still waiting for a bug lobby so I can test the Trident
>>556778726I just want a firing range so I can test shit out without having to drop into a mission
>>556778726The clan stations are coming after we blow up the DSS to destroy a wormhole, trvst.
>Bot troopers still get their weapon stuck on their back and can't shoot youNice game Swedes
give me your ideas for bastion customization>mortar variant>flamethrower variant>smoke launcher>MGs for the passengers
>>556780109>despite being 20% of the playerbase bug chasers make up 50% of player deaths
>>556780457He's surrendering in the only way his programming will let him.
>>556780613He was NOT surrendering, little asshole gave me a quick sack tap right after that screenshot. I had to unplug his tin can.
Since I'm still new I guess it's worth asking here but is there some sort of acceptable behaviours or loadouts that I should be running in pubs? I only ask because I joined a game only to get teamkilled immediately over and over until they kicked me. I'm not sure if I'm doing something wrong or if it's just like l4d2 where people can be cunts for no reason.
>join game>kicked immediately>try to block them so that they don't waste my time anymore>nothing appears in "recent players" tabthanks
>>556780524Giganigga laser cannonSelectable ammo types (GLATGM, APFSDS, Buckshot, Incendiary, etc.)Open topped (increases speed and handling)Hard-kill APS
>>556780751are they shooting you or are you walking into strategems
>>556780751Sometimes people can be retards for no reason but there's little context here. Did you take gear from other divers? Did you call in a resupply when you were by yourself?
>>556780751>he doesn't know
>>556780109they'll just say there was a miscount and refill the meter
Super groundhog saw its shadow 6 more weeks of hellbombs for clankers - they going in the blenders this fucking time
>>556780524You read my mind. A big bore variant that lobs 380mm HE barrage rounds like a SPG.
>>556780859No, I dived into the mission area and called in my rover and that's when it happened.
>>556780916I'm pretty sure the warhorse set (The chinese armor) dropping on the 10th will come along with some shit about, super china sending like 100k meat for the grinder.
I want beam cannons in this game as a stratagem.I don't mean the little nuke laser that sets things on fire and cooks them. I mean high energy "PEWWWWWWWW" that burns a straight line through the terrain, followed by an explosion of energy a second later, like it's right out of an anime
>>556780750>little asshole gave me a quick sack taplol There was a bug that made scavengers not attack. But they would still call bug breaches like the little shits they are.
>>556780751do what you think is fun and don't be annoyingthe only annoying thing gameplay wise is mines and arc weapons, but if you're careful using those nobody cares
I've heard of bots spamming your DMs but this is ridiculous
>>556781034The only arty that doesn't suck is walking barrage. You can take out bases with it, easily.
got kicked because they were jealous of my swordid be jealous of my sword
>>556776809>They hated him because he spoke the truthFacts. People expect the world from what is basically a A or AA game.
>>556781037Just retard niggers then
>>556777120That orange tank is an abomination. I love it.
lobby doko
>>556780109>okay, we have a problem, GM team>bugNIGGERS literally never ever choose to be useful or help anyone else anywhere on any front ever, not even their own where basically the same amount of people that never leave also decide not to play bug MOs or even go for the easy viable .5% resist off MO planets>how do we solve this problem in a way that isn't disruptive to the rest of the playerbase and doesn't single them out forever as bugNIGGERS responsible for everything wrong with the war system?>What if we collectively penalized not just them but everyone else for their being useless to try and make them contribute, by withholding meta rewards they don't comprehend the potential existence of and also might be totally fake vaporware on our part?>that's fucking BRILLIANT WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWNjoel is such a stupid swigger
>>556780751Not reallyYou just joined a team of retards who don't know how to make a private lobby, or threw a sos beacon accidentally. Your loadout has nothing to do with retards being retards.
>>556781560Good morning saar
>>556781226Just like how my cats start chasing me whenever I open the fridge for a little treat :3
do you guys think jeffrey would have liked helldivers
d10 merak steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243367089844/76561198066017633
>>556781508Made for trench engineer enjoyers
>>556780109A pox on everything shitcord. It's like a flytrap for autists and nothing good comes from it.
>>556781680failed
>>556780751First of all, assuming you're on PC, disable Crossplay. That will reduce your unfortunate experiences of nigger behavior by about 99% in my experience.If you're on console, I'm so sorry...
>>556780109>botniggers projecting again
>>5567801091. It's not Joel's job.2. How it is possible no one in the office does not realize that the manually-counted budget should not count bug and squid divers (even narratively speaking) is a mystery.3. Sweden is truly made up of Swedes.
>>556781703The fact we didn't get an orange weapon skin is such a shame
>>556781680>>556781767steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243396140376/76561198066017633
>>556781560your daily ration of cow shit has been deployed via hellpod sir
>>556781652Jeffrey Epstein is responsible for Alexus Kravchenko getting the balance lead job and for gay retard swigger niggers making every retard decision imaginable to maximally ragebait the playerbase. I am not being ironic.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243398270079/76561198039845988D10 bots
>>556781869Sir, you have pub aids
>>556782030I love this creature
the ragdoll situation is crazy
>>556781295I see we're on Arc 6 now.
triden is kinda shit
>>556782128>rock solid doesn't give straight up immunity such a let down
>>556782205Revoke this nigga's irl voting rights
>>556781680>>556781767>>556781869>>556782034i crashed steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243398619504/76561198066017633
>>556781886Please elaborate more I enjoy reading schizoposts like these
>>556782360Sorry, I prefer guns that are good and not a light pen meme.
>>556781034>A big bore variant that lobs 380mm HE barrage rounds like a SPG.so a 250 damage and 2 meter radius increase?
>>556782173Who keeps messing this up? Is there a tenured, unfireable mouth breather whose sole job is to fill out the announcement blurbs and yet somehow keeps copying the unique string ID into the description field? Or in the case that the game simply shows the ID if the string itself is empty or not found, WHY does it do that instead of literally doing nothing by showing nothing?
>>556782128Sometimes I think it's worse than the early days then I watch a few of my webms where you randomly ragdolled after diving or falling a few centimeters then I accept it was always bad
>grunt fantasyKill yourself.
>>556782128
>>556782774I FUCKING HATE WAR STRIDERS SO MUCH ITS UNREAL
>>556782034i kinda miss pub aids being an actual transmissible disease with a cure, it was hilarious and unique
>look for diff 10 >its all sub level 100 retooooorn faggots
>>556782669their fingers are constantly smeared with the remains of the rotten fish they shove down their gullets like seabirds. So copy/paste sometimes gets a little difficult
>>556782587I didn't know they were so similar. But the +10 demo force would let it destroy various more enemy structures, like bot towers, bulk fabricators, and landed squid ships. And it would have the big 380mm boom explosion effect.
>>556782102You and me both.
>>556780524>>556780845GigaQuasar cannonBeam laser instead if the machinegun
give it to me straight docare they ever going to buff Gunslinger
>>556773756>tank gaming>FRV convoy>total clanker death10/10 games bros gg
>>556783130i have a job, mani can play an hour a day at most
>>556783273orbital bombardment shells (and eagle bombs) got giga-cucked in the 60 day patch. they increased the health of heavies so to compensate they also increased the damage of all of orbitals.... except instead of increasing the explosive damage on the HIGH EXPLOSIVE shells they massively buffed the projectile damage. Seriously, all the bomb and shell damage profiles more resemble the kidn of damage split you'd see on armour piercing bombs/shells than high explosive bombs/shells
>>5567737563/4 one might be a pub idk but he's alright with me
>>556782507jeff unironically is confirmed responsible for being a major player in the microtransaction hell we live in, because beside unexpectedly corresponding with Bobby Kotick about the otherwise expected diddling stuff, he talked about nickel and dime monetization, battle pass shit, the total enshittification of already dudebro'd Call of Duty. There were also references in the files leading to a Fortnite account seemingly belonging to Epstein with another email bearing his name, that had playtime put into the latest battle pass. He had horrible, awful, absolutely slop taste in games, loved predatory bullshit practices in all industries including gaming, and was poised directly opposite to all of the accountability and anti-soulless corpo profiteering shit that Gamergate's initial momentum was on before it was destroyed scraping the service of intel shell corp shill shit with discovering Chel sea van Valken berg's real identity and who her mother was (DARPA sociologist, 'gamified' education actor.) Alexus is Epstein's actual maliciously planted buttboy on the Arrowhead team- there to make the game shit to harvest loosh IE metaphysical energized suffering from its disaffected playerbase- who was brought in from some prior association by the Serb's being involved in some NATO-Balkanoid child buttrape network based out of, say, Kosovo, because it would be the most horrible and hilarious thing if he was.
>>556783649Which is why outside of the precious demo 50, Eagle airstrike massively mogs 500kg now since each of the 8 bombs can splat somethting
>>556783175The good old days when Alexus was gagged and bound in the surstromming basement. https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY
>>556782669>>556783175I personally enjoyed how the BFGL was just a period in the warbond when it first launched. Really amazing "business" they are running.
>>556783573When the FUCK are they going to let "reduce reload time/etc" do SOMETHING for energy weapons?
As a consoleGOD, a controllerGOD, and a d10 soloGOD who clears the map I can't understand how I can vastly outperform PCheat metaniggers on keyboard and mouse who bitch about lack of difficulty.
>>556783991hear, hear!
>>556783130So? Single handedly carry a mission and show them what a true high level can do.>Join group of 60-70s in a D10.>Don't die once. They exhaust reinforcements.>All extract.
>>556773756steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243393097836/>3/4 all chudsONE MORE
>>556773756fvll
>>556780109Knowing AH, they did it this way because they are literally incapable of setting up a death count otherwise.
https://youtu.be/y7hVM8CFsGEjungle blitz goes hard to this desu
>>556784102really the only thing that distinguishes a player that can solo a map and a group of mongs that exhaust reinforcements and fail the mission is that the former focuses on objective completion and avoidance of the enemy while the latter does the opposite. Realizing that, unless the mission objective text says otherwise, engaging the enemy should be avoided is the source of all wisdom in this game.
>>556780524A fucking turretTDs are outdated for a reason
>>556783573They need to fix the retarded armor they just released first by removing the shitty gain stamina from damage taken and just make it a explosive resistance + fortified passive
>>556782512Sad!!!Try aiming little buddy
Do you guys think we're gonna be able to win wiping out Cyberstan? Or is Joel going to fuck us over?
>>556783861I have always used Airstrike for its extra salvo, long area of effect and still-good ability to take down heavy targets with the right angle. Now randoms will see me as a meta chaser.
>>556782205
>>556784863We will 100% get fucked over to draw out the content.
>>556784863the current ARG countdown timer that ends in seven and a half hours will be Joel fucking us over, most likely by the clankstar being revealed and destroying Merak and the DSS.
>>556784725>make it a explosive resistance + fortified passivefortified is explosive resistance
>>556785091It won't destroy the DSS. Instead it will be a new limited time mapset just like the Terminid bug spray towers where we drop on the Clankstar.
>>556774475Haha y-yeah sorry
>>556784847Why would I use a gun thats only good when you shoot one spot when I can use a gun thats also good at that one spot but also everywhere else?Convince me.
