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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>556773697new whiteboard is in OP alreadyhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25441542-9711-2728
Wait Drawn to life let you use a character you created in 2007? Why can't Deltarune do that?
>>556773697Hooman!
hello i love them
>>556773890*crunch smack chewchew*I mean...*gulp* I did tell you Toby is a hack, so. *cracks* *gulpgulpgulpgulpgulp* AAAAAAAHH.
why does this game allow you to vote for your own shirt I feel awkward doing it
>>556774043can i have some
>>556773697She's so great!>>556773954They are cool to.
>>556774086Ye*brings the minifridge over and snacks over*
Tenna LOVE
Deltarune is a game about gun control, immigrants, and Nazis.
>>556774287But enough about Carol
>>556774280yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toby Fox. Little dude is cute and makes me happy
Tenna looks strange... he's just a man with a tv head not a darkner...
>>556774423I want to cut his hands off with a hatchet
>>556774287Kris will get deported in a thinly veiled anti-ICE scene in chapter 5. Screencap this.
TV DAISUKI!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
>>556773954RELEAAAAASE THE SEX TAPES
>>556774423this is ai right
my wife she be stankin wat do i do
>>556774547>>556774546What in the synchronicity is this
>>556774546>>556774547woah mama!!!!!!
>>556774501It's not like he is pressing any buttons himself "making" deltarune
It truly is sad that most spamtenna posters only like it because of Tenna
>undo button is right next to the submit buttonWow, thanks Tee KO.
Toby Fox is not my loverHe's just some dev that claims I am the onebut the Fave is not my son
>>556774673This sans should chill, maybe he needs a holiday
>>556774673>you told sans about the time it got really coldThats around the part where I laugh all over again
>>556774713i love spamton though
>>556774546>>556774547>0 seconds apartHoly morphogenetic field
>>556774679Toby Fox "stole" his game too.
>>556774280Nnnff, look at that grabbable, slutty waist
>>556773908>less post makey, more meds takeyvery important to some in thread.i will add this:this fat ass.that's what i am going to post.i am entitled to ass, i beat the knight like i beat my meat.
>>556774724Iron maiden coffin bury EVERY developer that ever does that in their interface
I am on my knees begging for a proper loop of 12amPlease god I need it
now that Im done with the fujomike sprites i want to make a pippins comic. any ideas?
>>556774713Actually, my fave is GasterI don't give 2 shits about what happens to Spamton or Tenna because they're DARKNERSCELS
>>556774892You have a fat fetish
>>556773908Dead bitch.
>>556774598Insert face in chest
Difference between spamton and tenna:Spamton is your friend.Tenna is something you give to mettaton.For this reason spamton is better
>>556774995god no.
>>556774963yippins going to the store to get ingredients for peanut butter jelly sandwiches to make for battats lunch
FUCK I wish there was a utdr version of this gif FUCK its so good thank you anon from last thread for posting it i'll cherish it alwayswhat character could even be substituted here now that i think about it? maybe undyne, maybe asgore, maybe alphys
>>556775039I can think of a post about perfect pink pussies being paired with overweight bodies you made today that says otherwise
I'm an hour late to the jackbox FUCK
>>556774713I like them both, but I prefer Spamton. I find his bitterness more relatable.
At this point I feel like Temmie should be credited as a co-creator, no?
>>556774596dont think so. theres a signature there
>>556775193this post is the pits
I smell badly of sweat right its impossible to imagine someone having an armpit fetish it smells so bad and is so unsexy, even girl sweat is bad.
wsit so we're all connected...*touches my right chest morphogenetically* heh, boobs
>>556775193Oh, so THAT'S what spawned the shitposts of Bakushin wearing sleeves
>>556775287i say things like that, yeah.it's called OVER weight for a reason.it's not that i am superficial but clearly that person cannot be trusted with maintaining anything (including a relationship) if it can't maintain itself.
>>556774963yippins getting stalked by snippip
>Jap pippins artist I like will delete all their accounts soonI finally understand the pain...
>>556775457Fat fetish fatty fucker
>>556775417wanna touch titties
Fave wants desperately to be called Arnold.
>>556775363what did she create exactly?
>there are idiots who still think Dess is the KnightDisgusting. How is anyone that delusional?
faves perfect pink pussy
>>556775519don't worry, anon.i don't hate you as much as you hate me, but i sure as fuck don't like you either.so: no: i wouldn't fuck you for money.
>>556775547Yes, please
>>556775475oh my god no wonder snippip walks around without anyone suspecting her of not being a pippins these fuckers all look like aliens
>>556775560The bulk of the game
>>556775558Hey Arnold!
>>556775671FAT FUCK
>i don't hate youyesssssss yes kraut route unlocked
>>556775634faves perfect round fat assfaves perfectly tuggable tailfaves boobs in my hands
>>556775537>pegged>pegging>pegglekek
>>556775671Every time someone posts a sexy Susie pic, Noelle busts a fat nut.
>>556775642I know, as sad as it is you would fuck a fat ass whale instead of little ol’ me…
>>556775775>https://youtu.be/SW2xAfWksOs?list=RDSW2xAfWksOs
>>556775618Who do you think is the knight?
>>556773785He's one of those clear dice with a little cat inside idk
>>556775413>I smell badly of sweat rig-post image>it smells so bad-false>and is so unsexy,very false>even girl sweat is ba-falsenvke
>>556775941waow
>>556775671concordrune
>>556775941oh my god.
>>556775671NICE AI
>>556775941mayoneg- i mean mayoppins..
>>556775671Twig noelle like bambi on ice getting crushed by this thing going 60 mph
>>556775193>>556775671This is disgustin
>>556775193It's anime so Frisk and Chara.
>there are idiots who still thing Ralsei told us his real backstory and wasn't lying to make you feel bad for him
>>556775941My goodness...
>there are idiots who still think fave sweat is gross
>there are idiots who still think pegging is gross
>>556775869to say i would "fuck" is a harsh word, when i have revealed that my penor only work for love.i have met women far out of my league in terms of beauty but their lack of inner beauty can make them loathsome so fast that i couldn't even hatefuck such a thing.and i think you lose on both fronts, both inner and superficial beauty.
>there are idiots who still think
Everything is gross take a shower
>>556775413It also puzzles me but I think having someone get horny because of my stink would be highly amusing
I can't stop laughing at the "I need cock" shirt
>>556775989You cant smell me through the post so im not going to post a picture but imagine an anon who smells bad because my winter feather jacket has a hole in it and if I wash it itll explode and I cant get a new one right now. It's very annoying. Its like homeless sweat not sexy girl sweat
>>556776334i enjoyed the divorce one
>>556775941>>556776120Why does everyone want to fuck that Jackbox cat? I don't get it.
>>556775941If I see the fucking cat one more time…
>>556775939Nobody. The Knight is just a shitty plot point that shouldn't exist. Even in goddamn indie video games, we can't get away from this garbage mystery box shit.
>>556776376Anon, "sexy girl sweat" smells just as bad as any other type of sweat
What if we see future susie and she’s bald
>>556775475Hand over the name
>>556776392He kinda reminds me of a male version of Carol. Instead of a dying spouse I imagine he's been divorced for about 1 to 2 years and keeps a mature charm about him, not giving up and going back into the dating scene.
>there are idiots
>>556776376>You cant smell me-sad.>im not going to post a picture-fuck. fuck my life>but imagine an anon who smells bad *smells good>because my winter feather jacket has a hole in it-is the hole located near the armpit area? asking for a friend>Its like homeless sweat not sexy girl sweatall sweat is sexy girl sweat
>>556776536people do sweat differently though.apparently my sweat is not very pungent.
>>556776536Is that the appeal? that it smells bad? I was under the assumption armpit/sweatfags thought it smelt good?
>>556773780I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>>556776376this is my exact situation rn. disturbing
>>556776259Oh so you would be in a life long loving relationship with your sexy whale wife, that’s really sweet!
>Playing Split the Room with handsome cat host>Code is ZUMYTHEY FUCKING KNOW
I MISSED MY CHANCE TO JOINNNN FUCKKKKKKKK dont leave tennafarts3 hanging :(
thanks for letting me jackbox i need to go interact with my family see you around jackbox man
I knew a girl who I could instantly tell had entered the room or was previously in the room because she had a distinctive smell to her. No one else ever talked about this, so I’m not sure if it was just a me thing.
>>556776602Carol reeks of that bitch who is at all times desperate to scream a slur at the top of her lungs.
>>556776763Don't worry, we can ruin things for the rest of 'em from the audience
did someone say sweaty faves? did someone say fat girls?
>>556776781what do you mean? we're your family. *tightens grip on your wrist*
>>556776654I'm not gonna deny that people do sweat differently but all sweat does smell bad to some degree once it accumulates>>556776662It doesn't smell bad to some people, hence the armpit lovers
I will have sex with Mayonnaise!
>>556776763im ok with a second round of split the room
>>556776990I've been wondering for a while if he's based on Rod Serling
which pippins has the sweatiest armpits? my vote is guroif youre not a dicefag then which fave has the sweatiest armpits?
Why does the split the room cat lick the winner? What were the devs thinking?If split the room didn't have a cat furry host, would you still be playing it?
>>556777092Fuzzy
>>556777092Philip
>>556777171yes
>>556776874i need fat buttt fave to fucking hipcheck me into the grave
>>556776826Must be why I relate to her so much
>>556777180>sweaty fuzzypippins armpits with damp furunf
>>556777092Probably Battat because he likely doesn't shower for days on end. Otherwise, Asgore. Asgore probably stinks the most by far.
>>556777236Ok kraut
Voting no because I want porn to fall out of the sky at my wedding
>>556777092Cracked probably has sweaty armpits
>fair weather friend>the weather always sticks together>elnina and lanino yellow and pink>coldwater fell from the sky
>>556777236very true! very true! why is /utg/ so based today?
>>556777092the answer is OBVIOUSLY alphys for most canon sweaty pits
fave forgot the superbowl was tonight. stupid fucking american sports, so retarded and bland...
Average /utg/ weight is 500 lbs
>>556777545If that's the average then I'd hate to see the upper quartile.
>>556777545My 115 pound life + my 385 pound fave’s
>>556777428*runs hands along inbetween thighs, thumbs circling around and gripping into the skin*
fave sweat > water
>>556777545I weigh 99 pounds
>>556777545>still under 100lbsLET'S FUCKING GO!
it's hard being a short brown /utg/er on a quest for a boyfriend-free femanon. *sigh*yeah, like that'll ever happen... guess my princess is in another castle. heh.
urgh, I might have pitrot. fuck
Sometimes when I read these threads, I start shaking with fear and anxiety. You people are sometimes scary
If I was reincarnated as a spamtenna fanchild I would try and get my dad to fuck me
What the frick did I do
>>556778009tf are you on about
>>556778098tennasfarts3........
>>556776728its very simple:your nice body is not a substitute for a personality.fat-ass klutzes don't get to throw puppy-eyes at me either.be that someone, that somebody actually looks forward talking to.so: exactly not what we are doing.
>>556778098tenna makes sure to eat any pipis like you before they hatch
>>556777996corny posts like these is why you don't have a girlfriend yet
>>556778107THIS ANON HAS RAPED, KILLED, AND ROBBED. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM.
not to brag but I've beat bop it before *haughtily adjusts hair*
Fear and loathing in las faveus
>>556778135ugh! f-fave...armpits...guh
>>556778184umm nope.. heh... um nope that's not true at all buddy not one bit haha it's funny you'd even suggest that because it's so not true
>>556778163I’m calling over fat femtenna to have a romantic date with you and then AFTER to sit on your face
>>556778098which dad
I'm here.I'm queer.I'm classy.but most importantly...I'm gassy.
>>556778238Bop it *screeeuegh* pull it *wueerrhhh* twist it *dwoink*
The split the room cat is like raymond from animal crossing got spamtonified, hes so ugly.
I'M TIRED OF BEING CIVILIZEDTENNA SHOULD GET RAPED
i want to rub my penis under this creatures underarms
>>556778515my peepee gets hard at the animation where he's fat and breaks the room
>>556778260While I don't hold any particular affinity for armpits, I do very much like how this artist draws my own fave so here is an art piece you might enjoy
>>556778098This and only spamton dad
You know nothing of the bottomless malice within fave's heart
>>556778589MMMMMMMPHHHHHHHH
>>556778694This but with gacha games
cat..bratt...armpits. fuck, im becoming a new being. im changing. im evolving
>>556778348the moment one realizes he competes with a fictional character for love, is the moment all relationships she aspires aside from tenna become erotomania.
we're currently using the magma chat to yap while jackboxing, join if you want to listen in. (also push the button is next)
Malice fave...
All the sweat fetishists are probably only into the fetish because they have the privilege of not having to deal with the curse that it is having strong smelling sweat. Of not having to scrub the armpit areas of your clothes really hard sometimes and not starting to smell a after a while even if you put on a butt load of deodorant.I don't get it but I envy how they must not smell.
>>556778352Tenna dad but spamton dad might be easier to seduce
>>556778694fapping > gooning
>>556778893Want to be sisters?
Nice, I got my first super split.
some fetishes are like communism.it only works on paper.
>>556778869(most)Asians don't have smelly armpits because they don't have the gene that causes their sweat to attract bacteria that's the thing.They can still smell if left unwashed for a long time, but it doesn't happen through sweat alone.
i wanna fuck spammy btw
What does Me have to hide...
alright now we all have to admit who we wanna fuck
catty erotic. catty please let me lick your armpits. catty please. please i want to snort your armpit sweat please catty
>>556778940Erotic.....fujo and yume would do this.
>>556778797Too scared to join call, you can mute your mic before joining? ...right?
>>556775413I can get feet.I can get piss.I can get being digested by someone's balls.I cannot for the life of me get sweat and odor fetishes.There was this two week long period where I had no access to soap or deodorant and the only thing on my mind was that this was probably what death smelled like.Also WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CAPTCHA asked Gaster, calmly.
>>556778584I'LL RAPE MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES
>>556779145yes
>>556779134heh, we got a fake dicefag over here. its guro and fujo who are the incestuous dice creatures, not yume and fujofellas, send this anon to dice purgatory
>>556779002>Fetishes are hot because they're fictionalTrout learns that water is wet for the first time
>>556779089i wish i had that gene, fuck man. what the hell is the benefit to having sweat that causes body odor
>>556779174You can get being digested by someone's balls?
>>556779253Heh, actually you’re a baka because you weren’t following the reply chain
>>556774673He ran away over nothing, and now nobody remembers him anymore. Everything functions perfectly without him.
>>556779104i'd fuck tennasfarts3
>>556779264>fetishes that are fictional are hotlike you finding love.
oh you KNOW what im choosin
>>556779265Wear antiperspirant
>>556779105I'd never go to therapy ever. Shit does not work i've seen the sopranos.
>>556779314fuck. it turns out I was the biggest baka all along
>>556778694>goatposters.png
>>556779375do you seriously think i can't lament an inconvenience completely absent from other's lives without understanding how to mitigate it in personal circumstances
>>556779423You really are anI D I O T.
>>556779104spamy is rotting on the side of the highway somewhere
>>556779362you would? *clenches rose in mouth with teeth*
>>556779292Cockvore is so outlandish and stupid that it doesn't disgust me as much as something I know for a fact would kill me if I had to smell it for more than 10 seconds at a time.
anyone have the pic of the post where the guy accidentally bulk bought like 10,000 pairs of spamton themed socks
>>556779253guro and fujo are unrequited incest, but yume likes spamton and we now have two pics of tenna fucking fujo so I thought it would fit them more. Fujo is a spamtenna fujo and like >>556774713said I feel like most spamtenna fujos are tenna leaning, so that could be cute for fujo to have a crush on her boss although I know shes in a relationship with battat and also HR but who cares about that
>>556779176SEE, YOU GET IT
>>556779089Woah, fuck you asians. Why can't I also have that gene?This is so fucking awful and it makes me very self conscious, I'm seriously the only person in my family like this. Everyone else can get away with not showering for a day and not smell bad. Sometimes I wonder if I'm paying a sin in a past life because of this.
I wish /duf/ wasnt a failure every time someone tried to revive it. I would love a place to post non-noelle and susie lewds without having to catbox them
>>556779727all deltarune threads (apart from /dum/) are /duf/)
>>556779552thats what i said honeybuns
if you want to do the bioscanner you need to be in the magma call btw. otherwise i'm voting you out.
>>556779793yeah thats true, maybe I should just catbox more often, though its not like anyone cares
>>556777092battat because he stresses too muchguro when she doesn't shower
Fave is reading Moby Dick for the first timeIshmael and Queequeg are unironically gay. No seriously. It's not even subtext it's just text. There's a "there was only one bed" trope and Ishmael comments on how they're practically married the next morning.
Just called Toby Fox and he said there's going to be a several-hour-long Susie dating sim with original music dropping this Valentine's Day so that's cool
sweaty cat pits
>>556780085Herman Melville was gay (secretly [not so secretly]). Good that you're reading it though; Moby Dick is awesome.You're going to be surprised by later parts of the book
>>556779727catti why are you crying without pants on?
>>556777092it would be battat if I wasn't constantly licking all the sweat off of him
>>556780085ishmael trying to cobble a little bed together out of various sized benches from the pure anxiety of queequeg was one of my highlights
>>556779968since you like fat-ass cats, you can have this.>https://files.catbox.moe/ykh3al.pngi have different preferences, but i peddle wares both [BIG] and [[Small Sponge]]
>>556779727Do it again.
I want her so bad
all this talk about catboxing and what not reminds me that I should hornypost about pippins more. untapped potential
>>556780325yummy yummy! thank you anon. sadly I do not have any tenna pics so ill just post a catti one thats similar to the one you postedhttps://files.catbox.moe/yhdzz3.jpg
catposters are like the swiss of /utg/
>>556780468please.
i love pippinsposting hours
>>556780641why would you think i care about tenna?
>>556780724tuft
>>556780468I agree, you should.
>>556780724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWjdpN9mAo4
>>556780802you used an image of tenna in your post. do you have dementia?
>>556780468please hornypost about pippins more
>>556780828I want to see Tuft as Tuff dripped up with ice and grills
>fave>whatever song you're listening to RIGHT NOW no cheating
>>556780802not everyone has your avatars memorized you dumb desperate attention starved masochist
bellas wiki page is finally done sorry it took so long life stuff happened okay im going to eat some food then ill post pippins and start working on that comic thing
>>556780325>>556780641Built for anal
well shit fuck me sideways
>>556781029add this one too also good work anon
>>556780970>TennaI'm not listening to anything at the moment but I guess I can pull up the track that's playing in the game I'm in right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdtrve-mA3Y
>>556781029no need to apologize, I think life is kicking us all in the ass lately
>>556780919Kraut wants Tenna to be degraded like a woman and for Spamton to impregnate him with his spermton but is too irony poisoned to sincerely admit it.
>>556780919anon, i would like to make the case that the person failing to recognize others has dementia.maybe i regret having done anything for you since you are not only hostile, but also stupid and unrepenting about it.
he's so cool...
>>556780970>Tennerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h77cjf_wWIQ
>>556781292>that the person failing to recognize others has dementia.why would i recognize an anonymous poster on 4chan? are you stupid?
>>556781278your fetish is very fem-coded and sucks, but hey.NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [[BIG COCK]]
>>556780970Oh god. Everywhere i go by hollywood undead and mettaton.
>>556780970>GasterPlease don't laffhttps://youtu.be/3-WuoccMS50?si=T61lz6ii3pop738t
>>556781029>>556781160Why this dice got the mangaykyou sharingay
How long til the whiteboard expires? I wantwd to get some requests done but i dont wamma vommit to it id its too late
OH WHAT THE FUCK
>>556781416
who the fuck were the aliens please tell me
Hehehe...You guys were so close at busting us...But not close enough!!
>>556781542we're on a new whiteboard now. previous one still has a week until it expires but we moved whiteboards because of the red warning sign taking up screen space
>>556781629tennasfarts3 (me) britplugboy and krys yourself i think
>>556781731i fucking KNEW it
I (me) was a human. I was going to vote britplugboy, soul, and krys yourself
>>556781708to busting us*
Knight is an amalgam that is stealing everyone's powers on Carol's behalf in order to try to kill the angel and maintain status quojsyk it's also built using NEO which is why spamton used the NEO bodywith a soul he could have become an amalgam and left the dark world just like the knight
>>556781448No, I only know men who are into forcefeminization and sissy-degredation. It's the most male fetish ever.
fave looks up ufo pornooooooooooooooo
what does fuzzy see in this guy?
I remember reading something (I think it was in a /v/ thread, may have been one of these though) about how an early draft of DR had the lighteners all be human but turn into their "monster forms" in the dark worlds, only for that concept to be scrapped because of the "implications". I can't find anything about it again though. Is any of that true?
>>556781896Nah, that's something women like that hate men but are straight.word of advice: just be gay instead.you're a failure.
My twisted dark monster form...
fujomike and battatmike having sweaty, tired sex after work- who said that??
post charas
>>556780970>Asgore>https://youtu.be/9HF-dC0jMLs
reporting krauts posts as off topic while I touch my pussy
Plappy
>>556782017Why do you assume I'm a woman and straight
>>556782115>unlimited audio feedback
>>556782115wearing a mikesuit must suck, its probably super cramped inside like a mascot costume
>>556780970Noelle. Freebies. Lynyrd Skynyrd
>>556782115how many loads can fujo take if she can't even get pregnant
why kris will never get laid
>>556782256Immm aa freeeebiiiirdd yeeahah weowowoeeeowoweeweoeorwwowoowwow
>>556782214anon...
>>556782256*Freebird! FUCK!
>>556782335I forgot fujo canonically got her tubes tied or something like that. weird how shes the pippins oc with the most fankids
who the fuck is tobyposter there's like 3 or 4 of them
>>556781991Yes, it was an early concept for DR. I forget where to find it but it's in one of the many places where Toby talks about the thought processes behind his choices with Deltarune, some interview or whatever. It's pretty old, it might've been something for Chapter 2
>>556782465erm ackshually she had a bad roll when being "made" so she just doesn't have a womb at all
>>556782239audiofeedback would be a great ship name for mike!fujo and mike!battat if we were tumblrtards and not sweaty sex-obssesed channers
Will there be a Neil Cicierega collab song in Deltarune
Frick ..................
>>556782575>loses womb privileges
>>556782535literally nobody was talking about that>*flicks you*begone shitposter
did the person who has never played blather round get to play it yet? or should we do another round? or someone suggested joke boat yesterday if you wanted to play that.
>>556782747>shitposterIt was a genuine question though but alright
Kraut can't clock women for shit, you can just post some generic feminine-ish statement and he immediately bites the bait, without thought.I've been doing it for the past 2 weeks and he replies, thinking he's replying to a woman, everytime, like a dumbass.said Jevil
>>556773785
I think these two creatures should kiss, smooch even
The Chapter 5 Mr. Bucket schizo boss will confirm Kris's genitals.
>>556782832i am overclocked.
>>556782575wait, how'd she become TV Worlds number one baby-making factory then? how does she still have fankids?
>>556783091she gets the other pippins pregnant with the power of RNG
>>556783091battat got pregnant
>>556782918Hime has been trying to get them together by killing Cracked but it hasn't worked. He sniped snippiP by mistake while aiming for Cracked one time.
papingasyrus
>>556783091Test tube babies, duh
posting guro boobies dot png i savedhttps://files.catbox.moe/t0c7hv.png
Post top 3 games fave would playNot your favorite games, fave's favorite games.
>>556782918Isn't the fuzzy pippins the only straight one
>>556773785Painter inspired pluey
>>556783224originally I thought himedanshi pippins was a boring nerd, but now I think he's a based nerd. we NEED to get the two tallest pippins (not counting 8ball) to kiss
>>556783576beautiful. his eyes look like pipis
>>556781991>>556782541Found ithttps://youtu.be/rksOYId-cNA?t=4936
How do I feminize susie
>the joke gameThis is going to be painful
>>556783868literally just play the game.
I'm jealous of the avatar you got krys youself >:(
Fave's worst /utg/ nightmare is getting banned at the same time an infamous threadshitter gets banned so everyone accused fave of being that threadshitter.
Deltachuds, this is a win.
>>556783576beautiful precious gorgeous beloved pluey my pluey
>>556783868ribbon
>>556783941Yes the Rod Serling cat shall give my hilarious jokes power
I wanna give Susie a ribbon so bad
>>556784058cutie pie
>>556783953you care too much what people that don't know you, will never know you that are wrong say about you or think of you.
>>556783868This is a difficult task, but not impossible.You must first identify feminine traits of hers that are already present.For example, she as a motherly, protective instinct for Lancer.Identify those, and manipulate them into expanding her range of what is considered "acceptable femininity".
>>556780970Spoiding ithttps://youtu.be/WnuSQ-tMlm8
>>556784224Her relationship with Lancer is more sisterly than it is motherly
>>556780970>Spamton>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-C598KkKL0
>>556784005>>556784120you can actually do that in-game already.haven't you been paying attention?
>>556780970https://youtu.be/38jB1ddejZc?si=oB8y5w_JAVrJGBPcThis gem
>>556784002Noelle would enjoy laughing at people getting beat to shit by ICE agents
>>556784281Being a sister is still feminine, genius.
>>556784459I'm not disagreeing with you, genius.
>>556784260what is this beautiful melody
>>556773697https://litter.catbox.moe/frs7w4ixoli1gsec.wavhttps://litter.catbox.moe/crj52y3i6fgdixcp.wav
>>556783549Stardew Valley, Sim City 2000, and Skyrim
>>556783576Surprise your lover with this incredible pluey sticker set this Valentine’s Day!!!!>>556784567Garbagegunkspoidspunkcore
what pose should battats legs be in I'm dying
>>556785138Straight up in the air
>>556784323Wait ,you can
>>556784323trying to equip any of the ribbons to susie results in her saying she doesn't want to wear it.did i miss something?
>>556785138is this something?
I don’t know about (you) guys but i think this is toby’s best work yethttps://youtu.be/LOEZi756QjQ?si=GxjWB6cyyHGkF1H-
Where are the Roaring Knights bumbling henchmen, Fattus Shortly and Splintquire Longbottom?
>>556784002BASED
>>556785345YES thank you!!!!!
>>556785138I dunno my first thought was bowing inward and them looking at each other but youd have to tweak it because this was really fast and sloppy
Undyne Knight has yet to be disproven.
>>556785534But... But we literally saw them in the same room together...
>>556785691kek
>>556785393and jack noir
>>556785586That was the after image or multiform techniques
>be battat>have cute fujo gf>wake up one day>realize your whole life with her was a dream>in fact all the other "weird" pippins were also a dream>you're still the odd one out>you're still a lonely, sad man
>>556773785it just keeps happening
>>556785393the roaring knight and its two henchmen, the yelping peon and the hollerin' squire
>>556785490they'll be looking at each other :) I want to put a heart behind them >>556785090that fucking cat that I enjoy
>>556785864incredibly erotic
>>556785691ZAMN!!!
>>556785854oof, this hit me in the heart, poor battat. this sounds very in character to happen to him.its a good thing this will never happen though! ha ha...ha...
Almost forgot to put deodorant on said fave
I shat myself a little
>>556786261Tenna...
>>556786236don't worry fave my tongue has at least 50% of the same chemicals found in deodeorant, im on it
>>556785864damn that's good
remember chapter 1 noelle?
Where is the rest of the Roaring Knight's twisted roundtable
>>556777236Holy trukeola
who wanna rub my butt
>>556786740does it have cheat codes
>>556786740meeeeeeeeeeee
>>556786740^Faggot with STD’s btw
>>556786676ah, who could forget the whispering rouge, screamin' jimmy, the howling kingand Goofy, he's there too
Champ'd up is too high-effort to do this late into the night imo
>>556786696>>556786740>two fat butt posts in the span of a minuteit's a sign, i must post more phat buttes
>>556786821That's a bit redundant, innit?
>>556786740this poster is catdont trust them
>>556785258>>556785271In ch3 when susie switches controllers with you, you enter the item shop and buy the ribbon before ralsei can gravitate to it, she will freak out in response.play the game.
>>556786943should we be doing magma before jackbox then?
>>556787005sorry anon I fell for ithttps://files.catbox.moe/g58lj3.gif
>>556787004Trve, twas a bit of a tautology.
>>556774673
>>556787005*rubs it more*
cat ass, thats what I need!
>>556787260This happened to me once
>>556785385Too many trvkes.
she wide
This catti shit might be starting to work on me
Mind raping sans with reality breaking information
>>556787930Yellow and pink flashing eye
>>556787860oooooo~ catti mind control oooooooo~https://files.catbox.moe/k9rz1r.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jw5ht5.gifhttps://files.catbox.moe/d8irtr.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/px58im.jpg
>>556787860you will like fat cats you will like fat catsyou will like fat cats
when can I die
Thanks for jackin' my boxNOW I can finish Halloween
>No jackin the box for two weeksIt was a nice one, everyone.
>>556788164die? anon, don't forget, you're here forever
Come take your magma pills, fave
there's a 33% chance i can host jackbox again on friday, but after that I will be gone until the 21st. gonna go draw in the magma now.someone else can host jackbox or gartic phone or whatever it doesn't have to be me.
>>556788239Wait really? If I'd known I'd request survive the internet today, but actually that's fine because I wouldn't be able to make it the week after this one either
>>556787930
>>556788239i will miss you all terribly yes i know you'll probably be posting in here but it's not the same.
heavy woman = good
i thought book club was monday
Why are all the hot guys always gay? Asked the fave, they think it's really strange.
I like this bratty an anon drew
>>556788239>>556788390i'll miss you all too seriously
>>556788402TRUE!!!
>>5567746732016 Sans angstkino is BACK on the menu
four more months.141 days826 hours.until we can expect the chapter to come at the very least.
>>556782894I didn't see this, nice
What would getting the vessel back even do to make it worth it
>>556788596Are you...?
>>556788517i'm not gay and i'm really really sexy + single + hot
>>556788596FOOL OF A TOOK
>>556785090
>>556788354>>556787260>>556774673Where does this dialogue come from and how does it relate to sans?
>>556780970i'm not listening to anything but if you really want my background noise it's kinda like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auTCF2_xknw
>>556788779Anon.
>>556788659Susie realizes that she's actually friends with me and ditches Kris because they're a loser. Then Susie and me start dating.
>>556788718I won't believe you unless you post proof
>>556788596
>>556788779Thoughts on noelle torture?
>>556788473Gorelle...
>>556788402fatass>>556788517>retarded woman darwin's herselfmore news at eleven.
>>556788402fatass <3
>>556787930>>556787982sans FRIEND connection implies sans is also fat cat>>556788354
>>556788517looking in the mirror and being turned on by what you see is a much greater motivator to take care of your body than trying to aim for whatever it is you think other people are attracted toprobablysaid fave
god i need a belly gf so bad
>>556788779Think about it for a minute.
>>556788517They take care of themselves and put more effort into their appearance because i think gay men work harder at bring seen as objects of attraction. I also have a schizo theory that very attractive men realize theyre gay sooner because they get hit on by men more at younger ages.
>>556788905Hello... This is the real me. (´･ω･`)Not what you expected?
>>556789371I’m thinking and nothing has happened.
>>556789350are you implying that gay men try to look good for themselves and their health, not retarded women online that will only like them for being hot that scoff at the average joe?anon, that's hurtful.
fat gf means...>big boobs>big butt>big tummy>big personalitywhats not to love?
>>556789543You might be stupid then.
>>556789543sans is the "man"
>>556789241Really cute. Not nearly fucking enough shippy stuff with mettaton and catty and bratty in this world. I curse god every day for papytons popularity.
>>556789557her big personality, usually
>loving somethingkiddo... LOVE, too, is an acronym... BAD TIME
>>556789497would
>>556780970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erhio9iZpSU&list=PL40xdWb-2paezlG0eNJH6EuYDqIaZb3nj&index=2
BAD TIM is acronym too ...
TOBY, too, is an acronym
What's the over/under on vessel knight?
It stands for Toby On Baby Yiik.
>>556788827That doesn't seem to change much
>>556789557the smell is really bad and they also cost a LOT of money, they literally shit away your paycheck feeding their fat gobs and they lose dexterity to wash themselves and forget washing them as support there's just no upside also most of them have flat asses and small flap-tits that only look big because they're draped over a spare tire around the ribs
>>556790024that sounds miserable. is it coming from experience
>>556790024you must have a lot of experience with fatties to know all that huh?
thread deserves this.
>>556790024none of the fat girls i've dated have smelled bad.this is a false narrative they use to stop you from getting the belly gf you deserve.
A curious sight; these bashful bears, these timid warrior whalemen!
i like to imagine ralsei really loving American Primitive and folkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA2uHQ9XBI8
>>556790024Slow down, I can only get so erect
>>556790101>>556790102back when I smoked weed and was lonely this Dr Who obsessed cow adjacent astral body - Not quite a ham planet, more of a pork meteoroid - gave me attention and I became plapjakshe wasn't even that fat, just 210 pounds, so I fucking KNOW it gets worse and that thiccfags are just broken inside
>>556790024I was going to write a funny sarcastic reply but what kind of fat people are you talking to, anon?? this sounds like some 600 pound life crap. fat girls are awesomealso this is vidya gaem character
>>556790335>back when I smoked weed and was lonely>Dr Who obsessedi found your problem. start over and try again.
as someone whose aunt looks exactly like catty down to the haircut i can confirm that that sort of body type has a particular smell to it that is completely alien and indescribable, it's an experience i wish on nobody and it is terrifying when she has not taken a shower and i can begin to smell it again coming from her roomi do not understand how someone lands an european prince when looking and smelling like that and i seriously thought it was like a nigerian prince scam at first but ultimately thankful he "fixed" her. now she just needs to stop leaving garbage around the house and purchasing weird elf gnome things to hang around the ceilings
>>556790441>back whenimplies he does not live like this anymore, mr. helpful
>>556790417The roaring knight is keyed and tradpilled?
>>556790335Sounds like the real issue was you being a drug addict with poor decision making skills.
smoke weed and jerk it to fat bitches, got it.
>>556790335this post struck a nerve
>>556790478>European prince bf that fixes you and tolerates you doing weird shit like hanging gnome elves from the ceiling goals
>>556790478>>556790024I'm sorry the Fat Girl Experience was ruined for you two because of some nasty girls. Let us pray you meet a beautiful bbw who takes showers regularly
sometimes I wish I could tell Sans how satisfying it was to see his brother's head fall off to the ground and how much glee I felt when that old hag kneeled to the floorand I wish I could tell him how much fun it is to stay in that same hall with him for days......no matter how many times I made him crawl away!I wish I could tell Sans how I was never in it to finish and now I have a special little things filed away for when I feel like coming back to my favourite moments!!
>>556790335>pork meteoroidthank you for the warning, based astronomer
>>556790764
>>556790764Doesn't matter if she smells like cilantro, they still cost money. Being fat requires a lack of impulse control that will lead to serious problems down the line and they always have something wrong with them mentally. I know. I'm fat.
>>556790906I colored this in and I still dont know why I deleted kris, I think I put him on a different layer and accidentally deleted the layer
>>556790906Why is she summong bill
why this bread so fast
>>556791094FAST, too, is an acronym
>>556791073i have this version of it saved too
>>556791168Fat, And STupid...
seriously tho geno run is the only finished run I have on my UT save it's quite literally my only saveI tried doing neutral afterwards but I got so bored I just went and started another one but I didn't finish that one either because I got bored of it as wellthis is one of those games you really wsh you could play for the first time again
chubby girls make me cum. LOTShttps://files.catbox.moe/rzyjrl.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/iyal5r.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hf2nrh.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kshbk0.png
Neutral is better than pacifist
>>556790821Actually intimidating and eerie post, I like it, especially the second half
>>556791094Fetish talk or something
>>556773785fun to draw him
>>556791343the key for it is to be genuine.
>>556790764>Let us pray you meet a beautiful bbw who takes showers regularlyno need to pray! i have found a best... actually do pray a little she's terminally plueyrotted and it's scary to me at time
>fat spamton and tenna postedno complaints>fat utdr women postedcomplaintsone day /utg/ will welcome all fatfags equally, until then we must persevere
>>556791710>>fat spamton and tenna posted>no complaintsyou must be out of your god damn mind
>>556791578but would you fuck him?
>>556791661>plueyrottedbased, I think you talked about this before. I don't remember all of it though>>556791774maybe i'm just too much of a fan of painters art to recognize any hate
>>556791578cute stern guy>>556791661>plueyrotted bbwGOD WHEN IS IT MY TURN
>>556791864fat tvs alone were already grounds for a schism, do not forget the Tennaids creature, prelude to the Crusades
