Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #9049 - Kit Harvey Oswald Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgThread theme: https://youtu.be/YZS8CDoFSIw?si=YbNdw3ypJSGBxn_PPrevious Zone: >>556751045
Sheep wife
I want the werehog to ride Eggman's meat
Hedgehog cock
And my wide eyed cutie pie
>>556790849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaTQQSd8yrU
every time i see sonic with trans scars i want to draw the artist forcibly cutting of female sonic's tits saying "don't worry this makes you so relatable" but I'm too lazy to draw something so autistic
>>556792147https://youtu.be/xOtdc3kDR3I?si=oL_9hkQAnz5Dw5NS
You’ve heard of McDonald’s…Now say hello to…
Cream the Rabbit.
>>556790849What is it with doggo's and rifles...?
Losing all your money in the Chao Gacha!
>>556792443She'll easily earn it back on her back.
Douge
>>556792443And that’s how she died
>>556792643OOC crackship
>>556792235You could do it on Twitter. Just @ some fan artists and you would get a much easier reaction than here.
https://files.catbox.moe/keojhx.mp4
>>556792443Yay!Another MM2 user
>>556792649
>>556792746oh HELL nahNot to the drawing, but soknux was never meant to be.
hot
>>556792849you are incorrect...
>>556792091It would be better to ride the Werehog...
Sonadow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sonknux >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shatouge
>>556792778Niiiiiiice.
>>556792842I’m not a gambling addict, I even try to avoid it a lot, but the MAGNETISM. OH THE MAGNETISM
>>556792579Maybe she could open a casino on ancestral echidna lands.>>556792778I just saved this image from here.
Sorry to say, I haven't touched this since last time, so no new ones.But now maybe...
>>556792974Sonadow is just inferior Sonknux.
>adventuretranny shitting up thread again
>>556593745Here's the full whiteboard. Thank you to everyone who showed up!Full-res image is in the booru:https://sthg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19585PSD archive:https://mega.nz/folder/DKBSlDYb#GdR4FN7QFEOFtS_30ZT4_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbICSYFbTU
>>556793095Knuckles and tails just chillinAmy: AGNLINMKONBGHFRG
Okay, last one for tonight.Good night.
>>556793216>crackship>ocfaggotry>shitver>westshit
>>556793272
>>556793216Should have kept Amy nude.
>>556793470
>>556793216nice work everyone!pleasant and rare Ray sighting
>>556793216Cute Sage
>>556793216SAGE THIGHSSAGE THIGHSFENTSAGE THIGHS
>>556791867>>556791901
>>556793526Honestly, above all else, it's Amy's face that does it for me here.How did you make her so cute?
>>556793428Yeah, isn't it kino?
>>556793216Is the Sage in the bottom left by Fuckwolfamy?
>>556793983Yeah
>>556791331This part of what made Sonic X so memorable and likable
>>556794041Does that mean they're still around?
>>556793983>>556794091that's Melancholys
Did you hear about all the new sonic game leaks so far? Basically, >New open world sonic game>Shadow is playable>Sage is there>Eggman does some evil shiz again>Rumored to be called sonic eclipseI just hope that for the love of the sonic franchise, sage doesn't become yet another redeemed villain.
>>556794181>Shadow is playableI skip.
>>556793290Sweet dreams.
>>556794181I thought that Sonic eclipse was a fan made game
>>556794181Where did these leaks come from? Is anyone else playable?
>>556793619>self-harm leg scarsjej
>>556794235T's how it's gonna be from now on. Shadow is sega's cashgrab now and will be for years to come
>>556793786Referenced a memory of an image I saw a year ago.She had a shocked, vacant look to her. Like Sonic had just picked her up out of the blue and she's still trying to comprehend it.Might be the small mouth combined with the wide eyes, or the implication of the feelings she might feel at the moment.Dunno, the pink rat is cute in general.
Heres some young Eggman.https://archiveofourown.org/works/79175501/chapters/207727256
WellI know some people have seen this, but some haven’t.So here is my tier list.
>>556793216Really cute SonAmy 'n Sage!>Be Espio>Pretend to be off balance>Wobble around a lot>Suddenly grab the large, round, soft, irresistible chest below me>She lets out a little squeal>They feel large and round and soft and perfect>???>Profit!
>>556794635plebbit post
>>556794181
>see some Tails art>check header of artist>"Using NovelAI"God DAMNIT. I can never tell what's AI anymore.
>>556794364Mostly from past 4chan and reddit posts i saw not too long ago compiled in one video. Take it with a grain of salt but all 4 posts allign with each other so that's the neat part.
I just realized this never got an official statement that it got cancelled, so it's still supposedly coming march 4th.
>>556794579Good ol lip service Ian.Nothing he says matters or carries any weight.
>>556794793>failsfags are so braindead that they can't recognize aislopkek
>>556794932I'm dying to see what the new mainline game looks like just so I can judge it to be either good or bad based on the size of its map and how populated the open world is
>>556795243Appatently there will be NPCs to make for the empty world of sonic frontiers. Still. I wish silver was mentioned because my boy is never given a chance, not even in the comics.
>>556794181In those leaks also mention that Sage will leave Eggman. So if turns out true, get ready for a new vaulted character.
>>556795079In what way is that picture blatantly AI?
>>556795406There will be NPCs. I'm so grateful for that. I hope you can interact with them like how you could in Sonic Unleashed or even in Red Dead Redemption 2.Silver deserves a chance to shine. He's a cool-looking character with equally cool powers a and he's been getting a lot of hype lately
>>556793216>Blob with paws
>>556795505I'm losing my mind
Who likes the Sonic X anime the best
>>556795796I loved it. Best Sonic show of all
>>556795505Can't stop, won't stop, redeeeeming.
>>556795753We haven't technically seen the bottom of a blob officially so fetishists still have validity. Same with smaller, breast spanning chest patches that don't dip below the bikini line.
If you guys didn't heaf about it yet, i'm so pissed off about the new sonic movie 4 leak>Amy comes from a ruined future>Eggman and metal rule that future>she comes back in time to prevent these events from happening WHAT ABOUT SILVER?!
>>556796030Those are just rumors, not real leaks
Shadow doesn't care about Rouge. He sees her as a tool useful for achieving his goals and that's it.Rouge is constantly manipulating Shadow and exploiting his ptsd to get what she wants.Officially confirmed 'not friends' by Sega. Shadow will only ever love Maria. Rouge was literally designed for Knuckles.
>>556796030who?
>>556791961
Ok we are asking this againWhat would you do if Sonic did this to you
>>556796387Place my exposed ballsack into his palm.
>>556796387Handcuff us together and drag him off to my rape dungeon
>>556796459kek
>>556796634
>>556796387Grab his hand, then put his inside the bag and kidnap him
>>556796303there was a brief period where everyone liked this character. then she talked and it ruined everything.
A duo who doesn't need a third wheel, that's why they are a duo
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>>556796775
>>556796903And both are equally vaulted too. Kek
>>556796994sheep booba
>>556796387Grab his handAnd do autism stuff
>>556797102
Would you buy?
>>556797140>autism stuffYou mean like play some Sonic games?
>>556797514No I would be visual stimming and staring at the reflection in his cute big eyes
>>556797486The Metal and Amy ones, yes. (so long as she got those white pantsu)
>>556797486Fuck, this reminds me there was a wonder fest today in japan and I didn't check it.
>>556797494Kate Higgins for Sally?https://youtu.be/KTwHGT4CI5g?si=3XHhbDdUbiaUWro6
>>556796387
>>556797632her voice actor is still working
Amy going goth because of Shadow
>>556797753Why would she?
>>556797802Matching colors
The literal shit dribbling from my ass is better than anything the west produced in this franchise
>>556797865But why?
>>556797575Well alright then.
>>556797486No Tails no buy.
>>556793619still looks feminine... somehow
>>556797908She realized Sonic is childish and unmature
https://youtu.be/Il7qDvYOBjw?si=LM0Fqml0wFVTiB36
>>556798168crackship
>>556794573why self insert as Vanilla of all characters if you want to fuck Eggman
>>556798141As if
>>556797976But you gotta admitTHE EYES ARE SO FRICKING CUTE
>>556797907based Why are westoids so fucking retarded?
>>556798212Why not?
>>556792997
>>556798476
>there are (((people))) who unironically think satam/archie/idw are good
Thoughts on Whisper boobs?
>>556793006>Lost World CasinoMax comfy.
>>556798634Fuck off idwfag
>>556798634
>>556798759idw wishes it could be this good
>>556798713
>>556798369Uh...yeah sure.
>>556798207The only ship that shall be recognized is the Ark. Sonic fans love arks, right?
>>556798940>haha wouldn't it be funny if I shipped these animals together from this video game franchise made for menKill yourself.
>>556798940
>>556798713I can't believe people think mandates are bad
>>556799031Noah’s Ark you illiterate faggot. Drown yourself.
>>556793526>>556794439Awesome.
satam sonic was kissed by a man
>>556799157Burn yourself like your beloved fairytale christcuck faggot. Keep your retardation away from my franchise
MIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>556798423there are better choices that make more sense
>>556799078They're mostly bitter Sonallyfags, mainly Ian Flynn.
Sex with mobian children
>>556799289
>>556799324Uh oh, we a Fauci fanboy in this thread. Don’t vacc me, bro!
>>556799425scruffy Sonic makes me feel things
>>556799289get in line
>>556794974We can only hope.
Sonic thinks religioncels are faggots
>>556799428>FauciNTA the one named Anthony?
>>556799425
>>556799425Reminder that Sonamyfags only pretend to like windshit so they have an excuse to shit on sonallyfags
>>556796387i lick the hand
>>556799425I fricking hate big
>>556799425god I hate these fankids, sonamy has the least amount of visible genetic appeal. they either have blue, pink, or purple fur with green eyes. they're just clones. but of course the worst ship has the worst kids
>>556799406
>>556799641>t. Sonazefag
>>556799562
>>556799549I wonder how many Sonic fans got vaccinated.https://youtu.be/9sJ-d33a-FA?si=qZ6GJ3WJKP9DDafT
>>556799338Vanilla makes plenty of sense and I like it. It's plenty of a reason for me.
>>556799701wrong, I couldn't give less of a fuck about Blaze. Not like Purple + blue is that much better.
>>556799289It's normal to kiss someone on the cheek, I do it all the time
>>556799680
Sonic and Amy will never have as much chemistry as this btw
>>556799891The chemistry of holding hands for 15 seconds
isn't it a bit late for a shipping meltdown?
Blaze should’ve been a one-off like Chip
>>556799891Would their children be cathogs?
>>556800026It’s only 11:00pm, a lot of people go to 1:30am.Unless you live in New York…
Do you prefer to amalgamate a character or eject everything that didn't happen in their "home canon"? For example a lot of people will consider Sonic's actions in IDW and Prime to be parts of his personality. Others will not. Archie and SatAM characters will have their personalities rolled into one even though they are different incarnations. Stuff like that?
uh oh sonamycuck melty
>>556799770>>556799891There are no consequences, only patterns.
How is Amy being strong after 20 years of running after Sonic and swinging a giant mallet not okay, but Rouge gets away with having no explanation for being able to rival Knuckles, and Blaze gets an entire new dimension to explain it (which feels very overblown and outta nowhere, and should prevent her from showing up at all)?
>>556800137Sonaze and Sonurge are better than Sonamy
>>556800132NY no, but still EST
How many shippers here have been in a relationship? How did it go? And how did it affect your view on ships?
>>556800185Agreed
>>556798634I'd do almost anything to fondle them for 30 seconds or more.
>>556799718All of them.
>>556800169Rouge is a professional spy, it makes sense for her to be strongBlaze is a female version of Sonic so it makes senseAmy's hammer wasn't even supposed to be heavy, just a toy hammer. Her entire personality is based on retcons and lies
>shitazefag mad she needs to leech off a hedgehog to survive and got the worst one
>>556799329
>>556800293I'm willing to bet 99% of them haven't.And they don't even like the characters they ship, they'll just use shipping to bash characters they don't like.
>>556800134Idk about Archie and Satam, but IDW and Prime are canon and they happened. Seeing however as they arent good written examples of Sonic's character, they should not be taken as reference points for writing, but I will not argue their canonicity and I will not argue someone sourcing them for something unless superior game media contradicts themLost World is tougher since its a true game
>>556800295these are always hilarious
>>556800489The most handsome one though
>>556800293I have had sex with every crush I've had since middle school and every relationship has ended because I cheat on the girl with someone knew
Just a reminder I once set off a Sonally shipping war in a thread with nothing but a meme pic and 2 words, and I didn’t even mean to. If I can do that here, I can do that in other spaces.
UH OH
>>556799851
>>556800672You must be 18 years old or older to post here.
>>556800404>Rouge is a professional spy, it makes sense for her to be strongShe trained. Good for her.>Blaze is a female version of Sonic so it makes senseShe's a mary-sue from an asspull dimension. Okay, why isn't she busy being the hero of her own world instead of being a wasted slot in kart races?>Amy's hammer wasn't even supposed to be heavy, just a toy hammer. Her entire personality is based on retcons and liesHer hammer was strong enough to knock Sonic off his feet in it's first appearance. It's not a retcon if you're just too dense to do research.
>>556800705people are nuts, man
>>556800752
>>556800056
>>556800730Ian Flynn gated Amy and especially Sonamy since day 0. Mostly because of the age difference.
>>556800730Amy was right
>>556800972
>>556800972Not canon
>>556800942Thanks for reminding me how obsessed Sonic fans are about age. Now I’m remembering the creampedos and tailspedos that lurk in this thread.
>>556800705What post was it?
>>556800918Does anyone else like cuck Amy but hate Sonaze? Seriously I'll take Amy being cucked with anyone else, Tangle Rouge hell even Sally hell even fucking Tempest but not fucking Blaze bruh
>"kick-butt" female character >not playable in frontiers >not playable in dream team>only gets brought up in shipwarsWhat a shit character
>>556801021Everything is canon
>>556801132Best way to (attempt to) kill a ship isn't cuckoldry, it's making the two characters siblings or otherwise closely related.And I prefer Amaze
>>556801054https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553746297/#q553757075
>>556801273canon and in character
i prefer this
>>556801013
>>556801343Do you think some of those people are right here right now?
I don't care if your Sonic ship winsI need Amy to get cucked
Amy getting cucked makes me hard.
>>556801568based
>>556801531There hasn’t been much Sonally discourse lately. I think they’re all asleep right now since they must be 50 years old at least.
>>556801620
>>556801568>>556801645Touch grass
>>556801703sonally discourse is always started by sonamyfags. and archieschizo who is a sonamyfag larping as a windfag
>>556801568my KINGnic im kneeling
>>556801853Wow, if I wasn’t a Sonic fan I wouldn’t understand a single thing you said. I barely do.
>>556801568This but unironically. I've always hated her, she's so fucking annoying. Easily the worst character in the series.
>>556802090He said that some mentally ill person with perpetual hate boner for a comic that's been dead for 8 years has nothing better to do with his life than shit on fans who like character A dating character B instead of character C
>>556802097This but with Cream.
>>556802097Because she's a Sonic fan, god forbid
>>556801837Said the Amyfag
i rejected amy accidentally in chronicles
>>556802090it's 2 camps of autists throwing shit at each other. but recently it has been one sided since the other are in their 50s and left sonic long ago.picrel is situation from outsider pov. sonamyfags will say they are "bullying victims". don't have a sonallyfag narrative since I've never met any sonallyfags who care about the "war"
>>556802361No means no. I don't care about the rest, she's a creep. Imagine if the genders were reversed, you'd all be up in arms about it.
>>556802097same, I just don't get the appeal. She's a generic girl character, there's nothing special about her.
Gentleman Silver
>>556802361Sonic fans when the new character hates Sonic and tries to kill him (they hate Sonic and they hate themselves)
>>556802235I was about to say I still don’t get it because its a stupid waste of time that has nothing to do with Sonic, but now I’m pissed of because you made me use my brain to think about stupid meaningless bullshit.
>>556802443How?
>>556802503because we want action and shounen. if i want le wholesome hellokitty and friends i'd go consume hellokitty.
>>556802448they would call male amy an incel cuck loser
>>556802503>I'm a self inserter so everyone else is tooTailsfag...
>>556802492I like the Chinese harlot look. Makes me want to humble him through sexual domination.
>>556802561I didn't know that i could make sonic actually reject her fully
>>556802503Just say you hate Eggman.
>>556802528Oh? Shipping Sonic has nothing to do with Sonic? How did you figure that one out?
>>556802636I still think it's wild that someone at Sega saw that and said "yeah, that's fine"I'm surprised you couldn't romance Rouge or Shade
>>556802448If the genders were reversed, Sonic would be seen as a typical tsundere who's playing hard to get.
>>556802704I never would have thought about it if it wasn’t for faggots on the internet.
>>556802615Because it just looks sexy to you or because it gives you "need to put in his place" vibes?
Sally got to kiss everyone at screen, with the sega brand on it.Oldamy chases people, newamy is a feminiat retard and can't love.
I don't think I've seen any general who hates itself as much as /sthg/I've seen generals who hate the games way more, but I haven't seen any other general on /vg/ that has these constant autist fights in the community
>>556802731Rouge does have a weird side activity that I can't find footage of anyone beating and I haven't found the patience to complete. You can make Sonic sweet or rude to Shade but I don't think it has any consequence at all. She kind of becomes a doormat towards the end of the game.
How are you feeling today /sthg/?
>>556802574These are animal mascots for 8 year olds
>>556802882It’s too easy to piss these people off. I said it before, they’re one step behind the nonverbal type of autist, which puts them next to Chris Chan.
>>556802882/twg/ had multiple civil wars
Does Amy Rose wear a bra?
>>556802820I'm pretty sure gay people don't usually ship people if opposite genders.
>>556802839I think it's a good look, but it always carries this air of smugness no matter who's wearing it. Real minx energy. You know they're asking for it, ya know?
>>556802448No one cares what a woman thinks.
>less than 20 min for the ranking to end>50I hope i can make it.
>>556803049All porn is cuckoldry. You’re watching another guy fucking. That’s pretty gay.
>>556803118Unless it's anon self insert
>>556803049I still do, just not as much anymore. Too many harem animes of the main push girl being the worst option, and me preferring that the MC get with someone else. Gets tiring.
>>556803113
A lot of IDW fans seem to want Sonic to be a vulnerable guy who can be cool and not a cool guy who can be vulnerable
>>556803242They know in the deep recesses of their minds it’s not true, and never will be.
>>556792405
>>556802934when i was 8 years old. i saw a fast hedgehog beating up a giant robot while saying something funny. I was hooked.
>>556803534>FernRUDE
>>556803389I'm starting to wonder how many 40 year olds there are ITT.
>>556803615I'm in my 20s. SatAM was airing on my TV in 2004
>>556803534>the cow
>>556803615Not him but there might be couple.
>>556803615We know there was or is a femboy grooming cult on this website. Now we learned it’s very much possible that Epstein pushed Amy faggotry on this general.
>>556803615I'm going to be 30 in a few months
>>556803534
>>556803761Hey how’s it going?https://youtu.be/HnEmghSrOig?si=Hg_VKD7-3ckbD8Ht
>>556803761>she literally hates him>gets shipped with him anyway If Sonic and Amy’s genders were reversed, nothing would change
>>556803534hehudders
>>556803743How many times was Amy Rose mentioned in The Files?
>>556803869
>>556803743The femboy cult was in /r9k/ not /vg/Epstein mostly stuck to gooning on /u/
>>556803791Same, later this year. Thinking about ending it all since I'm such a waste of space.
>>556804067Don't do it in a way that inconveniences other people. So no jumping in front of trains or into traffic 'n shit, you got that!
I guess I made it.I hope when the tally end I don't get a surprise.
If that anon goes through with it, how it's going to affect the posting patterns?
Will it affect trout populations?
>>556804156
>>556799891I will always suspect that the people behind the rush games and storybook games were Sonaze shippers.
>>556804212>>556804264Will have to consult the algorithm.
>>556804368Damn I'm in love.
>>556804152It really depends on how much money I make this year. I want to leave my mom 100k, get my affairs in order, and then just end myself peacefully with an exit bag.>>556804212-1 Tailsfan. So nothing of value is lost.
>>556804387well duuh
>>556804387>sonaze shippers were responsible for the shovelware between heroes and 06Not surprised
>>556804272Rumble ranking >>556803113I also got sent under 50 two times and was able to recover.
>>556804497>100kYou're a generous son. How much you got so far?
>>556804641>average gamer>thinks the game was better in 2duhhh...
>>556804567Cool. Do your best!
>>556804497100k won't replace a son retardif you care about your mom don't do it
>>556804497I’m genuinely confused by that pic and what you have written.
>>556804514Is this real??? You telling me all this time, those little hints of their potential relationship throughout those games were real??? What the hell happened? Why was that sidelined?
>>556804497Don't worry, the quality of thread will actually increase.
>>556804641Everything is wrong in that execept for the last one.>classic fan>loves everything jpPlenty of classicfags are archiefags too.
>>556804813She can make another one.
>>55680469160k saved up from the last 2ish years. I feel like the possibility of chickening out is higher than I'd like it to be, so if so I'll probably just join some branch of the military. If they even take 30 year old dinosaurs. >>556804813I'm good for nothing and should've gone years ago. My mom already raised a son successfully, and my older brother is a Doctor. >>556804891Yeah probably.
>sonic fans for this feel?I ship Sega and the Sonic fanbase.https://youtu.be/Jgk0ALn5znA?si=B9ui2UtZz0b3N7Dq
>>556800026Sparky hates eggnilayume for some reason
If Amy is supposed to be the normal girl, what's Cream's excuse? Why did Cream get Sonic's basic moves like the spindash and spin jump but the actual hedgehog couldn't do it consistently until 2023? What sense does it make for Cream to be so overtuned but the girl with more experience and at twice her age has to suck forever? Why is Rouge's "training" a decent explanation for her but not for Amy?
>>556804497The fuck did i just read?How is 100k a replacement for a heavy social loss?
it feels weird knowing some of the different dynamics of this general. some of you openly hate specific other anons and others are like you'd be fucking if you had the chance
>>556805461the duality of man
>>556805390It isn't, he needs to stop pretending he's doing anyone else a favour with this suicide bullshit
>>556805390>>556805625You know nothing of his situation. All you can offer is empty platitudes.
>>556805640Why was it brought up then?
>>556804856it was on the old sonic channle website. you might find it there.
>>556805640There's no situation where you can earn 100k and suicide isn't selfish as fuckMaybe if you had some sort of horrible terminal illness but if you can earn that sort of money you don't have any illness, you're just a coward
speaking of old sonic channle websitethey had archie at soj in mid 2000s. you can see archie sonic X and Flynn's first issue as head writer bottom left
>>556805640I know enough about my own situation to question it. Someone wants to kill himself after his 30, not because they got terminal illness or are in debt or reputation ruined.
>>556805721Hello, Gabby.
>>556804497Hardship isn't evil. It's a refinement of your soul.Don't give up on the life God has set out for you, no matter how hard it seems right now.
>>556805665Because he's processing it, people do that. You're better off simply calling him a retard or ignoring him than acting like you care if he actually does it or not.>>556805745And that's fine, it's his choice.>>556805809Question it for what? Do you think you can talk him out of it? Why would you even want to? You don't know him from the guy down the street, your empathy means nothing.
>>556805692>>556805807also yeah, that sonic rush website is still on. Shadow's game website too. but you need flash playerhttps://sonic.sega.jp/shadow/https://sonic.sega.jp/rush/
>>556805909>that’s fineNot really.
>>556805909Sure it's his choice but he's a massive hypocrite faggot if he thinks he's doing anyone a favour by offing himselfHe should own up to his selfishness and just do it now instead of trying to pay off his guilt with the 100kOr he shouldn't do it at all
>>556805929>7140 Yen
>>556805692Thanks anon. But damn. It's crazy to discover that Sonaze was legitimately teased to be canon.I feel vindicated, yet empty. This kinda implies that Sonaze as a pairing was rejected. Fuck.
>>556805878God made the ocean andGod made the seaBut when God made youHe must’ve thought of meAs I walk the sunny streetMy heart starts jumping and skips a beatThe only girl from high aboveThe only girl I’ll ever love
>>556805929Love this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UlacsLLWW4
>>556806080Of course it was rejected. It was a retarded idea.
>>556806080>This kinda implies that Sonaze as a pairing was rejected. Fuck.Just make your own canon, bro.
>>556806080Ian said a couple of years ago that an "internal document" says Blaze has a crush on Sonic
>>556805807People on ST watched AOSTH AND SatAM and also read a few of the comic for Sonic and other stuff so they could make Sonic X. Naka included.
>>556805973It is, because it doesn't effect you. Worry about it if someone you actually hold space in your heart for starts considering it, not some fleeting internet anon.>>556806048He already knows he's being selfish, and that's fine.
I'm having sad tailsfag flashbacks.I think that other guy might've done it but kept his mouth shut about it.
>>556805390It's just something. How is it a heavy social loss? If anything, I'm sure she's tired of having me around. But like I said, if I can't go through with it I'll just join the army.>>556805745>earn 100k Not in 1 year, that's my brother's job. You do know that working 2 years for 30k a year would give you 60k, right? Just minimize your expenses. I plan to sell random collectibles I have to make up that last 10k-20k.>>556805878I can never tell if you're serious or shitposting
>>556805909>You don't know him from the guy down the street, your empathy means nothing.You sound like the most abrasive faggot i've ever read in my life, kill yourself scumbag. If i am in this place and i saw many people die for way worse stuff there's a reason.Don't (You) me anymore, genuine asshole.
>>556806156The rush and storybook games has pretty decent stories and themes (and it only got better as time went on). If given the chance, I think I'd trust in their writing to make it work.
>>556806310Why is there a horse?
>>556806237>Anon’s theme songhttps://youtu.be/MOO3SGqAasE?si=4zOPmSj-1uRPyiBP
>>556806280You have to believe in your purpose.You have to ask Him for guidance.
>>556805909>>556806280Look i got it, you're another attention whore who's her to pretend and mine for (You)s. Do something better in your life there are many hobbies.
>>556806418Autism.
>People who were 7 years old when this general was made can now legally post in it.
>>556806132Hedgehog, baby!
>>556806504I'm not the guy considering it, I'm perfectly fine with my life. I'm just confused why the faux concern comes out whenever someone does bring up thinking about it.
>>556804156>Being a sub rank 20 shitter
>>556806595How many people in this general have you ever called a “moralfag”?
>>556806737None, why?
>>556806595And i'm tires of playing kids games with the mentally ill, i hardly believe a mongoloid without empathy has nothing better to fo than pick on anons in a sonic general and discourage any sort of help.I don't believe any of this facade about some guy dumping his sexual frustrations and then calling for suicide and samefagging.
>>556806778Go look at the replies of this post and count how many anons there are that encourage this behavior.>>556804497
>>556806649I'm without internet on pc since Friday because my isp is shit. So I can only rely on phone and playing on phone is absolute disgusting.Also have some autism.https://youtu.be/1UxVoRYXmwo
>>556806759these characters are loved for the idea that they could date and not the reality that they never will
>>556806857*a mongoloid with a family has nothing better to do than pick on anons
Love's the fucking worst.
>>556806360>"rush">"decent stories"Sonic Rush's aesop is supposedly about "the power of friendship" as Blaze is a loner who refuses external help despite basic logic and even pragmatism, but what the characters are mostly doing is telling Blaze "go to Sonic and let him take care of the problem" instead of actually helping her themselves. Rush demoted Tails, Amy, Knuckles and Cream to npc status just to promote this new overtuned fanfic oc as the only character besides Sonic who's allowed to matter. 06 gave her what she deserved.
>>556806878Lanolin being really sexually forward is added to her in a lot of fanart. I always felt like she wouldn't be very touchy at all.
>>556806948why can two people of the same sex not just be friends, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>556806857I'm not picking on anyone. If you don't believe him, then you must not believe anyone else that brings it up. So why waste your time extending empathy toward them?>>556806873The replies are either simple curiosity or exclaiming their disapproval. The former makes sense, the latter is what I don't understand.
>>556807207Because if IDW had no mandates the creators of these characters would have them fucking
>>556807030>what the characters are mostly doing is telling Blaze "go to Sonic and let him take care of the problem"https://youtu.be/PXM08-GyucQ?si=ovHKLypeZSIbd0du
https://youtu.be/ZCNtwbuz-M8?si=_Q9NxbiCoTj_hX_W
>>556793216i have to study more. my art quality is getting worse.
>>556807238>I don't understand why everyone else is not anti-social like me
>>556807238>You have to know the person doing something wrong to disapprove of their wrongdoingFuck off
>>556807086she's repressedwhen that repression breaks it's all going to come rushing out whether the recipient wants it or notbeing raped by linlin!
>>556807417I hope your show of concern gets through to him, anon.
>>556807327>blaze is a hedgehog cocksleeve
>>556807523You aready stated that you don't care, you have nothing to achieve and no reason to reply.
what do you think of my husband's tattoos
>>556807994tattoos are for sub-humans so it makes sense.
you guys make me sad sometimes uuuatleast i have mmmmmmmmmmmm burger
The idea to make a very lazy character and to give all types of power and shit without any reasons but supposedly she was born with it and give her another super form while you at it as well as literally copy every character Sonic came in contact with and make her his new love interest is literally screaming, i want my OC to replace every Sonic character, no wonder this shitload never saw the light of day afterwards wtf were these fags thinking?
>>556807931ambitious game with bad execution. I still love it
>>556808105fatass
>>556808081my husband is god
>>556808239i still love it. i wish we got more with this aesthetic
But what about cream?
>>556808226>give all types of power and shit without any reasons but supposedly she was born with itElise's backstory would've helped explain it.
>>556808105Can she eat this kind of burger?
>>556805314Can't even understand why, since I don't even post that much about it in here.
>>55680852806 should've been a Rush prequel.
>>556808769
>>556808796That's what the movies will do
>>556808528Not fire powers but her strength in general, you're telling me a princess who's being taken care off, spoon fed, and has paper work all her life is capable of fighting the same as Sonic and beating Knuckles in one shot?and a guardian that sits her ass on her office all day is capable of attaining Sonic speeds? like she has fire powers and she only uses that to cover herself up when she fights only physically, only in her boss battle do we see her using it correctly never when we play as her, it's telling you "yeah she can because"
>>556808928
>>556808935The movies don't have rights for rush.
>>556808513She meguca now
>>556808589
>>556809056Cute.
>>556808954Sonic's fast AND strong too. Blaze's supposed to be AU him.
>>556809035
>>556809141Because he goes on adventures all the time, he runs all the time, he's experienced, Blaze never does, she's completely confined, even outside she just has one island that she needs to get a ship to get to the other, and we'd let to believe she's as experienced as him because "she's Sonic duh!"?
>>556809141If that were true, she'd have her own cast and game series. She's just another shitty friend Sega doesn't know what to do with.
>>556809082a light snack
>>556809371>Because he goes on adventures all the time, he runs all the time, he's experiencedNo no no no. You're bringing in realism into this. This is Sonic, bro. Cartoon character.>>556809426>If that were true, she'd have her own cast and game series.Bro, quit being literal. It's autistic. We didn't get Rush 3 because DS Zelda killed it.
>>556809504>blaze makes sense if you don't use your brain That explains the quality of her fanbase
>>556809504>You're bringing in realism into thisLiterally EVERY character has a reason for their strengths, Tails with his intelligence, Knuckles for his island exploration, ancient training and digging, Amy for her perseverance and getting trained by Knuckles,Shadow for being the specially made ultimate life form, everyone has a reason to be strong, because that's what makes you intrigued about these character and be capable to imagine them in many scenarios, That's why Blazefags always fall into shipping as her most interesting concept from everything she has.
>>556809690
I love CHADow!
>>556810072I love CHADow lovers! (not shadow btw)
>>556810072
>>556809756>everyone has a reason to be strong, because that's what makes you intrigued about these character and be capable to imagine them in many scenariosOr people like them because they're cool and they do cool things. Gotta think from a non-dork perspective, bro.
>>556810146>think from a non-dork perspective
Imagine killing yourself unironically. If you've been on this site for long enough, you're letting every anon that's ever told you to "kill yourself" win. Never kill yourself! Just go to Chili's and eat a Triple Dipper.
>>556810185Yeah, bro.
>>556810229And you don't see yourself being the only dork here?
Go to Burger King and eat a Whopper.If they don't let you in, sue them for endangering your life.
>>556810375Bro, I'm not the one taking Sonic super seriously.
>>556810391i wanna apply to burger king
>>556810146>do cool things>eat cake>ride go-karts
>>556810421Go do it then.Maybe find a cute girl who works there and become her bf
its been three years since the last mainline sonic title and by the end of this year it will be four
>>556810408Ironic how the Blazefag says this, tell us again how does Silver getting a wallpaper makes you feel and why it makes you feel that way?
>>556806263Jeez, how many Tailsfags here are depressed? And what makes you think the other guy killed himself?
>>556810510Yeah I'll go apply, just gotta get my hair sorted out todayand uh.. i'm not sure i'll be so lucky to find a girlfriend at fucking burger king
>>556810610>Blazefag
>>556810664wife material works at chickfila
>>556810610>tell us again how does Silver getting a wallpaper makes you feel and why it makes you feel that wayIndifferent. Not into SIlver.
>>556810734There's no chickfila in my city...
>>556811391Best couple.
>>556811741truke
I know life has been pretty hard for you, anon.That's why i'm here to make it worse.
>>556811836
Sub-woofers
>>556810625I can't say for all of them but Tails has always been an underdog with tragic backstory, being different from others and the whole world seems to ignore him at best (with handful of exceptions), which is probably why he attracts do many that sorts of people.And as for the other guy, he just stopped posting one day, and always sayin how everything was fine, then nothing. The signs were there
>>556812167The entire universe dumps on him while forcing him to kiss the ass of a spoiled vain prick who gets everything handed to him.If that isn’t the lifestory of every depressed pre-POSTAL wagie i don’t know what is.
>>556812409>The entire universe dumps on him while forcing him to kiss the ass of a spoiled vain prick who gets everything handed to him.Sonic isn't real, bro. Chill. You're pulling an Ian.
>>556812498Tell that to Maekawa
>>556812409For a second I thought you were talking about the other video game series. But yeah, small wonder Tails hasn't snapped yet. In fact, without Sonic he would've snapped long time ago. I wonder what he sees in him that prevents him going off the deep end?
>>556812580>I wonder what he sees in him that prevents him going off the deep end?Going by SA1, he self inserts as him.
>>556812580Sega pussifying hin to make Shitnic look good.He already “snapped” when he went from blowing up bosses to cowering behind a rock because we gotta pretend the pretentious wannabe Mario is heckin inspirational and deep and shit
>>556812643And his theme song says how much he wants to be like him.
day 40000 of people not understanding the plot of sonic forces and blaming sega
In Sonic 2 Tails was described as a showoff doing cool fighting moves to flaunt to the other furries how badass he is.
>>556806451Faggot
day 40000 of anon sucking japanese cock
>>556812643>>556812793Curious if you’re the same personYour headcanon that Tails only pretended to do anything in SA1 has no founding, you based it off an out of context screenshot only found in a promotional english magazine because you’re desperate and retarded
I am mentioned on the Epstein files
>>556812793What plot? Sonic is such a dogshit role model that when he gets beaten and captured, all his friends have to rely on a younger version of him, and a rando that hasn't already been indoctrinated into the Shitnic cult, to save the world?
>>556812898I still love you.
>>556806649Depends on league. Master Emerald where I got in a second time and will be deported from tomorrow only to come? That's 800mln+ to get in top 20. Without 8k% or extreme 12+ hours of gameplay a day, forget it.
>>556812978No>>556813016>shitnic cultWhat possesses you to describe characters inspired by Sonic this way?
>>556811391Why does she also have chest fur?? She's supposed to have two eye lashes too
>>556813637it's ai slop someone genned from picrel
>>556812846>In Sonic 2 Tails was described as a showoff doing cool fighting moves to flaunt to the other furries how badass he is.That's his SoA backstory. His actual backstory was that he was bullied, saw Sonic run one time and followed him.
>>556812943posting in the general where anon avoids thinking about said country. sad display
>>556813454>What possesses you to describe characters inspired by Sonic this way?It hasn't done them any favors
this but with blobians instead of dinosaurs
>>556790849“And so then, you point it that guy, but you never shoot it pretend to aim it at him looking very conspicuous and not hiding well at all, someone will eventually come over and tell you to stop, at that point you start crying that you’re sad and uuuuu”
>>556814507holy shit based
'ge
Most people who watch the sonic movies come away with a more accurate understanding of Shadow's personality than fans of the games and especially fans of the comics. You are all too addicted to headcanons.
Sonic Truss!
>cherrypicking ehat i want in a corporate rat "canon"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OofQNmDBNrQ
>>556814507ehhhhhhuman evolving into blobian would be some generic furry shitidk if it would be so perfectbut i would definitely marry a blobian and her conviction is admirable
>>556813874OK but like his ACTUAL-actual backstory is that he just wants Sonic's autograph and barely pays attention to Eggman because he is the immortal 2P fairy who can keep up with Sonichttps://info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_2:_Mega_Drive_Koushiki_Guide_Book
inshallah
>>556815151mashallah this shall please our one true lord
>>556815151The famous Blazepstein Island Zone
>>556814943pretty weird stream of consciousnessthis video definitely wasnt planned or scripted
>>556814507What's the name of that comic?
>>556815586Kidpool & Spider-Boy
-mow!
I hope IDW sees manga sonic and thinks "Why don't we let him do cool shit like that?" And finally get over their Archie interpretation of sonic
>old canon doesn't matter because it's oldNew canon doesn't matter because it doesn't align with old canon.
>>556816175HRNGGGGG I WANNA LICK THOSE PWASSSS I WANA SUCK ON HER TOEEEEESSSSS I WANNA PUT MY DICK ON THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHI am not fucking kidding.
Every Blazefag who draws/likes Blaze with her cape on is a tranny
>>556815983>their Archie interpretation of sonicI wish we got that
fusion dance of an archiefag and a windfag
Putting Shadow's cock inside my pussy
>>556816743
I woke with an explosive diarrhea, sonic characters for this feel?
>>556816743I AM NOT AN ARCHIEFAG OR A WINDFAG,I AM WINDCHIEFAG!IT'S OVER /STHG/, I'VE COME FOR YOU!
Lucario if he was in the Sonic universe?
Tangle and Whisper's VAs are Chrstina Vee as Whisper and Cindy Roberson as Tangle, you heard it here first. Lanolin and Jewel are name dropped, Surge and Kit are the next people the chaotix are going to talk to so they may be getting voices next another classic character is mentioned is not mighty, ray or honey or trip tho
>>556817246let's see
Who else loves this guy
>>556817246Get in line.
>>556817586In what way?
>>556817874In whichever way you want as long as you state it
Are you going to scroll down without saying yee haw?
>>556818394haw eey
>>556818394Ee-yup.
>>556818394https://voca.ro/1mwSxdBInew7
>>556818541Hey voiceanon, did you get your new computer yet?
>>556818649I'm not him I just use that website sometimesi think he might be gone for good it's been a couple months
SonurgeSilvisperShadally
>>556818836Who's punkymaniac i thought this was quaver?
>>556818941NONONONONONONONONONONONO
>>556818498
>>556819047Surge fucking her worst enemy who is always right about everythingWhisper fucking a man who is not a woman Sally fucking the only man who is immune to STDs
>>556818394AEIOU
>>556793216Nice. Love the Trip and Twan.
>>556818815/sthg/ bullied and chased away yet another content creator.I bet they sound exactly like him.
>>556819160i don't even remember what happened with him i never really payed attention
>>556819160Step one of internet: If you cannot handle dis respect don't make Sonamyfags angry because they will never fucking stop
>>556805109Yeah, do that instead. Make some money and some friends too.
>chasing away every content creator for shipping drama and characterfaggotry>lamenting the site is dead later
>>556819280He got into arguments with windfags and sonamyfags, admitted the windfags were right but would not yield to sonamyfags. He was eventually getting genuinely upset with them and stopped bothering.
>>556819291...oh right, he said he shipped sonally... somewhere, probably. That was the first mistake.
>most flat and obnoxious gary stu you could ever imagine award
>>556818941sonadilver
>russian blazefag>spanish honeyanon>thinskinned contentcreatorspeople have died
/sthg/ was a fun place once upon a time.
/sthg/ was bearable before sonamycucks and shitverfags started astroturfing their crackships and shitty parasites
>>556819465He didn't realize he basically marked himself as an enemy of purists by saying that and eventually he wasn't having fun anymore and genuinely getting angry with purists ripping into him. He didn't seem to comprehend that no amount of explanation or argument is going to make a windfag tolerate Sonally. You can hear the irritation in his voice rising.https://vocaroo.com/1iAwRBpQBiStHe eventually listened to windfags but Sonamyfags threw the whole fucking sink into the argument and made the drama worse until he couldn't take it
>>556819465I ship sonallyAnd silvaze, whispangle, knuxouge, kiturge, and tailsream.
>>556818541Ni hao?
>>556819685But anon, since when there hasn't been sonamyfags?
Trying to convince a windfag that Sonally isn't out of character is like trying to convince a doctor that lava is a healthy meal. It won't take. If you like Archie I don't know why you would give yourself that frustration. You will have an easier time convincing DBZ fans to call Mr. Satan Hercule.
>>556819602the italian tailsfag is next
Ever played Before the Sequel?
>>556819941Italian tailsfag?
>>556820004>played before the squirrelWhat?
>>556819629It was never fun to begin with. Back in the day we used to shit on Archie's writing and how the video games kept getting worse after Unleashed. There was also this one Sticksfag who kept spamming about how Sticks will be replace Cream as the "second female face of the franchise", as Cream was pretty much non-existent outside of Gens.It was a shitty time.
>>556819391From "I can't handle one girlfriend, too much responsibility" to "I knocked up my 3 wifes at the same time"?
>>556819751>It's a different universe argumentSo fucking naive to think windfags would listen when their entire position is that all adaptations are bad if they aren't exactly like the adventure era games
>>556819886yes
Volpe!
>>556820104>the video games kept getting worse after Unleashed.People keep saying this, we have yet to go back to Unleashed quality opening
>>556819291The secret to counteracting that is:>Step 0: deliver purist content, then tell them to their face they have trash tasteIf you successfully manage this precautionary step, you don't have to give a single shit. The purists who aren't totally mentally retarded will do some introspection and touch grass; those who don't were always lost causes.
>>556820004I've been meaning to play it, is it any good?
>>556820004>says sequel>>556820098>thinks they said squirrel
>>556820021Ignore this.
>>556820093>anon doesn't know
>>556820004What about After the Sequel?
>>556819941please no I can't take anymore death
>>556819751He sounds like a chad compared to what the rest of this general probably looks/sounds like.
>>556819578
>>556820272Well I would except you POINTED IT OUT
>>556820329No, I don't. Has he done anything?
>>556819602>>556819941Didn't we also have a FrenchCosmofag at some point?
>>556820363Ti voglio bene.https://youtube.com/watch?v=1qa_TMy3m7c
>>556820669Were they a namefagIf so I might know them
>>556820225Dunno, just downloaded it.>>556820350Downloaded that too.
https://vocaroo.com/1ngkxVQmWbRsLooking back, the poor guy had no idea how much of this is downright offensive to windfags kek
Remember when Sonic ate angel island
Getting drunk with Sonic characters
>>556820602I did nothing but shitposting for months, but looks like every foreignfag will be exterminated.
>>556820885Okay in the first few seconds its a marvel that the sonamyfags were WAY meaner than the windfags
>>556820802There's also Sonic Chrono Adventure which I found too confusing to play, must be all that alcohol.Then the guy moved on to the Spark the Electric Jester series, first and third were good but I can't remember anything from the second.
>>556820763Making Silver's black patterns turn green like a mask was a good idea. Too bad Green lantern sucks and nobody likes him. How such a lame concept of a hero even came to be I wonder
>>556820763>Maria's world was just nuked>what a bummer
Sonamyfags are way too comfortable when the only reason windfags tolerate them is because they hate the other shippers more
Sonic sez: “kids do not run away from home”Me who had public anxiety and couldn’t get out of 10 feet from my parents: “no shit motherfucker”
>the VERY FIRST IAN FLYNN-LED STORY is a NOSTALGIC THROWBACKI. fucking hate. Sonic fans
>>556821274Sonic sez a lot of stuff...
>>556820885Dumbass nerds like him thinks EVERY character has to be the relatable underdog. Not every character gets an arc because a role they fill character-wise may not need it. The guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>556821292Ian's first Sonic page has a seething jealous Amy lol>>556820998Because he eventually accepted that windnic has always been a thing but he also told the Sonamyfags Amy is way too young for Sonic and that it's basically pedophilia with that age gap. He said that and they lost their shit.
>>556821292>>556821413If there is any doubt that Ian has always hated Amy, look no further than his very first issue.
>>556809082kekLovely boobs.
>>556809082Whispy dispy doo!
>>556821623It's impressive that he managed to wait until 2011 to try and canonize Sonally again
>turns out being degraded turns me onI should probably stop using 4chan.
>>556820998Windfags were mad at him for saying Archienic is better than game Sonic, they probably wouldn't care otherwise. The only windfag who actively harasses those whoposts Sonally is RandomFox. The rest of it was Sonamyfags getting 2000s PTSD.
>>556821679Some autists are surprisingly effective at playing the long game.
post the sketch of whisper banging on burger kings door while uuuing
>>556821803
>>556821373Sonic sez: "It’s not just a race... But a special race, to see who's the fastest."
>>556821292>*Remember?
no matter what movie Amy does it will ruin sthg
>>556821674
>>556821803>>556821914Burger King isn't even good. McDonald's sucks and it's still better than Burger King. >In N Out>Shake Shack>Carl's Jr>Whataburger>Wendy's >Jack>dogshit>Burger King
>>556821997Why?
>>556821997Unless she gets naked.
>>556822121If she is a girlboss amyfags will hate it. If she isn't a girlboss Sonurge Sonally and sonazefags will all seethe about Sonamy
>>556822181If she gets popular everyone will like it but shipfags which is a W
Anyone got their own personal canons?
>>556822091Ok but they don't crown you the king at any of those places
you didn't see that
>>556822091>90% of these don't exist in my countrythis sucks, i've always wanted to taste the food from these places
>>556822368Who even cares about the paper crowns anymore
>>556822254
>>556822465american burgers are shit, you'll probably get better shit from any of your local bistros
>>556822554that's for sure, but i'm still curious
Amy I think he doesn’t like it
>>556809082Nice. Are you going to take requests next weekend?
>>556821923Gosh, that line. That fucking line...
>>556822663
>>556811983Mi amor.
>>556822963Whisper has blonde legs
>>556822706If nothing comes up, yeah
wolf pussy is a fundamental need like oxygen or water
Surge will be in Sonic Eclipse
Tomorrow we are going to hear Tangle and Whisper speak for the first time officially
UUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
How funny would it be if Whisper cries tomorrow
>>556816807
>>556823382This "leak" herehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/732101743/#732101743Said that Tangle sounds like Ann Takamaki if she does then the leak is real. If not then the leak is fake. >>556823369True.
>>556823078Must've shaved.
Sexy mobian children
>>556822663>>556822830Breed and reproduce
>>556823718Shut the FUCK up Rouge!
>>556820004I did, it was fun
>>556822489Whisper obviously
>>556816941Eggman, I guess. Fat fucker must have a rotten bowel.
>>556823797already did. four times. it's overrated. wife loves it tho.
Funny that something I came up with, the subtitle Eclipse is still being repostes in these shitty "leaks"
>>556823862anon is multiplying
>>556823657If Surge makes it into Crossworlds and the next mainline game without Kit then I will be convinced that Kit is either dead or Sega just hates him.
>>556823519Good idea, can't let normies get the wrong impression about her.
>>556823718>She seduced *me*, your honor! She kept asking to see it, and touch it, and then showed me hers and said it would be fun to play together naked and climbed all over me and just...what was I supposed to do? No man could ever resist that kind of relentless onslaught from such a fucking cute little bunny!
>>556823862You should go for as many Emeralds there are you're almost halfway there gogogo
i don't want sonic adventure 3 unless it actually looks like an adventure era game with low poly models and shitty city backgrounds
>>556823927Kit is Surge's optional keychain pet character, he's just an extension of her. Your fault for being tricked into liking him.
>>556823275FAAAAT
>>556822663>>556823797>>556822830You niggers always find new ways to cope
>>556824132Would retro-throwback Sobic Adventure 3 take place before Sonic Heroes, meaning no Shadow? Would the normie masses accept a new Sonic Adventure without Shadow?
>>556824236>said salty
>>556824150FUCK YOU!
>>556822465What country?
>>556824451Look if I was rich I'd pay thousands of dollars for my favorite comic artist to draw a long beautiful Kittails yaoi story but nothing cool about him will happen in official media
>>556824530baguette land
>>556793216Now Alota redraws his own catslop. lol
>>556823382I just can't wait to see /sthg/ lose it's shit.
>>556793216>tracingnaaaaahgame's gone
animation
>>556825034kek
>>556824969who traced?
>>556824280Literally just include a Shadow Android, problem solved. Give Rouge a reason to know from experience that there are robotic Shadows running around. No one but Team Dark interacts with them, so between SA2 & SH is a perfect place to include one. Rouge is only surprised to see mass-produced ones, but she seems certain that they're robots.
>>556825034i kek
>>556825105
THERE WAS NO "PROBLEM" WITH AMYS CHARACTER, SHE WAS CUTE, SILLY, FUNNY, AND CHARMING, HER WANTING TO DATE SONIC WAS A GOOD RUNNING GAG (literally) AND THERE WAS NO REASON TO STOP DOING IT OTHER THAN SOME FUCKING FEMINIST OR JEW OR BOTH WHO NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAMES COMPLAINED ABOUT IT AND COULDNT ACCEPT THAT NOT ALL ART EXISTS FOR THEM SO THEY DESTROYED SOMETHING I CARE ABOUT.I WANT AMY TO BE OBSESSED WITH SONICI WANT SONIC TO RUN AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE HE THINKS SHES ANNOYINGI WANT IT TO BE A FUN RUNNING GAG LIKE IT WAS BEFOREI DONT GIVE A FUCKING FUCK ABOUT ((((CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT))))) FUCK THAT SHITGENOCIDE ARCHIEFAGS, GENOCIDE IDWFAGS, GENOCIDE SAT-AMFAGS, GENOCIDE (((CONSULTING))) FIRMS, GENOCIDE (((ETHICS DEPARTMENTS))), AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NUKE ISRAEL.
>>556825358Uh oh, half-lids.
This is what Silver sees every time the timeline changes
>>556825034She's just like us fr
I'm ready to go nuclear when the next Chaotix Casefiles drops.
i desire him sexually.
>>556825105leagues are a misandrist concept made up to dehumanize men
>>556826381get in line BUSTER
HI! I'M WHISPER!!
>>556826437close your eyes bb, they're creepy
>>556823862What's the secret to finding a spouse like that?
Preparing myself to have my head canon voices for Tangle and Whisper completely destroyed tomorrow
>>556826783I honestly don't even know if I ever really had a concrete voice for them, I do know what I think what Surge sounds like though
>>556824047Common story I'm afraid
whatchu talm bout whisper
Tangle and Whisper are going to sound black, good for them.
>they are (((people))) who think AOSTH was good and its Robotnik a good interpretationSonic is not looney tunes/spumco slop
as long as whisper whispers
>>556827164Great this series needs more drama. I hope their VAs get really uppity and opinionated with their new fame and say really vitriolic anti white shit, burn this whole series to the ground already.
>>556826848i know exactly what whisper going "uuu" with every emotion sounds like but nothing else
Why have you lost so much hope?
PINGAS
>>556827586Kys non fan
>>556827572I haven’t seen anything that supports a hopeful mindset.
>>556827572No Silver game for 20 years
>>556827562I just realized even if they aren't voiced in crossworlds people will just take voice clips from this anyways
Wouldn't it be hilarious if we actually get an uuuuu from Whisper in the case files
>>556828065PLEASE
>>556827976That and get clips from the other characters the VAs played.
Hmmm I dont feel like shipping I just feel like killing
>>556828214
>>556828103Make love not war
Shadow is immune to HIV which means he can have an infinite amount of anal sex
>>556830324
>>556828214This statue looks great.
Hello everyone!How are you? Fine, thank you.
Have a lovely day, /sthg/
>>556794573Wow, you sure are dedicated.
You're not immune to bnnuy
>>556827572If you were not an absolute newfag to Sega as a company, what about them would make you not cynical about their ability to never change?
called rough cuz that's how he fucks
>>556830941I'm gonna need to find out for myself.
>>556830941>>556830980Back off everyone knows i have feelings for him
>>556831191FineI get Tumble tho
>>556831340Thanks
>>556831446This moment but with Surge&Kit soon hopefully
Kurimu! Seriously why is it so dead right now? Are we finally EoS?
>>556831446
>>556825034My hecking sides
There was a time in the past when i completely neglected the TV in favor of internet because it was full of sensationalism, gossip, bait articles or propaganda.Fast forward a decade later, and it's now the same on the internet only slightly worse.
>>556832279
>>556832486
>>556832417Shawty too fly
>>556832414I warned people of this. The internet becoming mainstream wasn't going to make the mainstream bullshit die out, it was just going to make internet into mainstream bullshit.
>>556827347>anti white shitKnowing the vocal minority of the Sonic fandom, they’d take that as a win and agree
>>556832414Take me to the void with you, Fi!
>>556832715Fuck you looking crazy for >>556832779I mean obviously that's just how things are good or bad
>complaining about the "normies" >was corrupting them the entire time You fiends Chad and Stacy are husk of their former selves you won happy now
>>556832414There is only one place left
>>556833308What ninja is this
I sure like hot milk.
>>556833537one of the 50 billion scorpion recolorsIt's bi-han.
>>556833483Why are all female echidnas orange?
>>556833467This wasn't just us it was a collective effort fuck tumblr did more damage to them if you ask me
>>556833091the sun decided to riseI forgot to close my curtains...
>>556833483>>556833818Tikal but with big boobies
Anon below me is a pedo
>>556834129i am so fucking hard right now
>>556834175checks out
>>556834129
>>556834175>>556834178I guess that was normal back in the Aztec days
>>556834175>>556834178SHE'S ONLY 4000 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
I love children
>>556834175FUCK
>>556833467Who are the "cool people" these days anyway
>>556833818>>556834129She's like Sonia with how much she's sexualized. It was a French comic alright.
Marine
>>556834553vive la fucking france, look at those TITTIES
>>556833818Soft reddish shade denotes toughness without being feminized pink
>>556834553I seriously thought you guys were kidding about Underground being an ecchi. If it came out today the discourse would be insane.
>>556834451Basically everyone they harassed kek
>>556834553I think I learned last night that 'Romance'-languages speakers LOVE to FUCK.
>>556834890>>556834890>>556834890
>>556834681Yes >>556834268 isn't much of an exaggeration.
>>556834561she's cool
