Previous: >>556790842>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>556811771farts ballco
>>556811771she HOEH on my until i ARIGATOU
>>556811771Falco game
Every CM, until you like it.
>mile E>dirt Eso youre telling me there's a chance....
Grinding a dirt Suzuka as divine punishment for Falcoposters being the worst most annoying posters in all of /uma/
it's over
shan’t be using sh*rt ballco in aquarius (i don’t own her (i would use her if i did))
>>556812034No comrade Fuku, it has just begun.
7 and you borrow Sasami for the next run
ace on my face
Leave Suzuka to me.
>>5568120687 and you have to be a nice and helpful anon for the next 7 threads.
7 and you post a gaslight
Falcon will make every uma her bitch and hardcore fan.
>>556812237
>>556812237Smart Falcon will be EXTREMELY good for Aquarius cup.
>>556812237pace promote pasa is the strat
>>556812009do it pussy, you won't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEdQPT1oPW4>unity cup trailer had 15M viewsWHAT THE FUCK>it's an adoh that make sense
>>556812237You will get banned from using during 1st anniversary
>>556812138The greatest scenery has always been the one with Falco on the spotlight
Taiki, give me a dirt spark you fucking bimbo
>>556811854deck/skills?I'm still working on her parents.
>>556812237Just got my 20th rainbow shard piece from event. Do I save my crystal? I can use it to MLB my Creek.
>>5568122371000 speed is more than enough
>SMaru is OBJECTIVELY better>Marufags don't shit up the general in spite of the factBe like Marufags
>>556811771HOEHHH ARIGATO!!
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
there's no such thing as a "pure" underground idol
>>556812237You should spend money on this game
>>556812375You should follow your own advice.
>you have to use le mommy creek!>zero dirt parents on dbt thanks
>>556812375smaru has been the greatest gaslight from jpbros
>>556812009
>>556812375The decorum of a classy lady with nothing to prove vs the desperate flailing of an irrelevant and worn out “umadol”
there's no need to work so hard on dirt aces since you'll have to redo them anyway for the finals
>>556812418should have been goldshit doing the licking
>>556812501scariest shit in my life
Silly Symboli
>>556812550I'm never touching MANT
>>556812502
>>556812501Now that's a goal to work towards
>>556812618MAyaNoT
>>556812501He has to do it all over again during MANT
>>556812581should have been ME doing the licking
>>556812581That doesn't make sense thematically. It should've been torena
>>556812237You don't need Oguri Cap for the Dirt CM
>>556812673>oonige in MANTbased retard
should have been me
>>556812501Don't Runaways had horrendous experience in previous mile CMs? What makes this one any different
>>556812618it’s called trackblazer
>>556812237all umas are for you
Who's ready for more club dramahttps://imgur.com/a/touchclub-compilation-2-leader-officer-edition-with-extra-members-Es2GKPf
I have digitan smaru taiki and ny ulala but I can only pick 3 what do i do blos
>>556812796Didnt people say those events not showing up just a bug aka poor japanese coding, surely Cygames would have fixed it by now
>>556812887I HATE YOUUUUUYOU BASTARD
getting raped by director
>>556812902>not /uma/>not edeni sleep
>>556812902Don't care unless they get banned
>>556812902Imagine botting but not even cracking S+
>>556812887Is Cheval for me?
>>556812848Runaway was bad in virgo just because /JP/bros gaslighted global and told us she needs 1000 stamina and Maestro for miles
I wanna use my SSR crystal on Fuku SSR
>>556813102Why? Just keep rolling her banner. 1 more 10 pull and you'll hit it
>>556812902>Have more fans than him>He used bots instead of relying on flatlining bastardsSmart guy
>>556813075Brutal character assassination.
>>556812375she's a hag that appeals to people with mature tastesof course her fans won't shit up the thread
>>556812501You won't be in my roomAll that effort was for NOTHING
I don’t like it when you guys are mean to each other.
So how am i supposed to get MLB SR Admire Vega with 60 free pulls at 1% rateup and 2 crystals?
>>556812902Weird how it's only seaniggers who bots. Surely first world torenas don't have the same mentality as these brownies right...?
>>556813256Your two gold uncap gems.
Umallo
>>556813256your five uncap gems.
maruzensky hairy umanko
>>556813281white trainers use automation magic (not botting)
>>556813167I only have 1200 crystals
...
>>556813256You didn't actually fall for the Guts game meme right? 2 Speed/ 2 Wit and 2 Guts is the meta
>>556813418Me in the middle
>>556813256you don't need every card>b-butyou also ""need"" urara, yeppers, kitasan, creek, finemo, matikanefukukitaru, riko, NTR, marvellous, NN, can't use them all the deck only has 5 spots
>>556813250
>>556813561It your damn vegetables
>>556812902meanwhile, eden...
>>556813657+32M fansBased grindset mentally
Are there actually a lot of Oguri gaslighters or is it 1 or 2 guys that spam the same image with a low quality lie
>>556813657We simply play this game a lot pls understand
>>556813730Who knows!
>>556813730we are legion
>>556813730It's just one
oguri legion is a gaslight because oguri would just eat them all
>>556813657How is this suspicious? A 1.1m maruzensky fanrun is 20 minutes maximum, 32m fans in a day is only 29 runs... less than 10 hours of uma musume, this is totally doable
>>556813730who knows
>>556813730All me
>>5568140191.1M isn't even the max fan count you can get. I can get 1.5M fans pretty easily and the pros at Eden could probably hit 2-3M fans per career
>>556813730
>>556814019Exactly, anyone crying about this is obviously broke with no job because it's literally only 290 carats worth of TP.
>>556813730It's a mystery
>>556813893>>556813894>>556814019>>556814102>>556814176>>556814186>>556814216>>556814254DANCHOU FILL UP OUR 30TH SLOT ALREADY
We HATE Obuhi Fat here
>>556814268Have some candidates.
>>556814268Can i join? I'll play till 16th then flatline
>>556814297oops forgot my image
Why does he say SfV is not good when it flows perfectly into late race?
>>556813418cygames, thats kind of fucked up
>>556814372Its only a partial.
>>556814372Stop listening to VF, retard
I was promised the botocaust, where is it????
>>556813893>>556813894>>556814102>>556814176>>556814216>>556814254>>556814340
Caught my trainee trying to lock-pick the door to my office. If she forgot something in there she could’ve just asked…
>>556814494damn, the real whore REVEALED
Why does Chiyono lick Bakushin's armpits? Is she gay or something?
>>556814372So I need a Pasa with SFV and a Taiki with plancha?
>>5568117711 openingAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>556814372>less than half duration is it still good? Does that even go up to 2.4s
>>556814553You need mummy hugs.
>>556814592That would be nice...
Don’t care what your fanfic or sloptuber says. I will still be bringing the mightiest miler.
>>556814553Isn't witgod recommending plancha just for the pace promotion meme?
I like reading the posts crying danchou to do something, because I was a danchou too, but now since I passed leadership I can cry too and do nothing about any problem.
We should totally post more discord memes. Le armpit gif is so le funneh and erotic but in a totally qUiRkY way. It's le blowing up on leddit and bluesky. We are such GOONERS!! crying emoji skull emoji
What if I just run Falco Smaru and Front Pasa for Aquarius?
>>556815043I want Maruzensky to look at me like that...
>>556815001Your Pasa will do so badly you might as well bring Digitan or NY Urara instead
>>556814934I'm more of a fan of posting more le funni oguri face because on 4chan we are anonymoose we are legion so we love to le troll for epic lulz and winrar. the (you)s always looks so good for epic screencaps to repost on X and r/4chan
>>556815001Really daring. Next you're going to tell me you're gonna run triple end closer for Pisces.
>>556815213I don't have NY Ulala
>>556815043I am not looking forward to uber deboofer Goldhsi...
>>556815043I am looking forward to uber deboofer Goldhsi...
>>556814934unc… ts is not it… :wilted_rose:
>>556815261You can always rely on a Falcofag to run anyone else but Falco
i just did a pasa trial run for my dirt cm and she procced 4 pink sparks. i'll never be this lucky again
is he gaslighting me how did he end up capping power with this build inheritance doesnt give that much he aint even running halo
>>556815715High roll spark/training busting on power
What other uma should I bring to this CM?
>>556815715>20 power affinity umaEasy.
>>556815043I will build summer GoldSex as an ace
>>556814494>>556814268
>>556814934lmao unc got mogged by baku pit deadass :skull:
>>556815772what the hell is red shift doing on that bobo
I'm sad we lost the words slop and mog among many others to zoomies
>>556816020
>>556812461Wait. Is Mummy Creek’s skill good for dirt CM? Do I need to make a dirt Mummy Creek parent if I want to make pace chasers?
Some umas are just made for glue factory...
>>556816020she would never say this>>556816120she says this
who do I spark?>gold city>taishin>cafe>kawakami
>>55681577330 even
>>556816020Truth nuke
HOEEEHHHH
>>556816147Glue? Haha! You, sir, are a comedian!
>>556815906Is Red Shift not viable this CM?
>>556816205Why did you roll on this banner before deciding on this
>>556816020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
What the fuck
>>556816356I got everyone that I really wanted while rolling and sparked Eishin
Thanks Obuhi, I guess
>>556814932do other countries use hot springs for horses or is it a jap only thing
>>556816347Red shift procs on the cornerThe accel phase is the final straight (red shift will have already run out)Please look up a guide before deciding your inherits or at the track yourself on gametora/race sim. You'll want Pasa inherit
Fill in the blank:Umamusume. They are born to ______
>>556816591run!
>>556816591be happy
>>556816591run.
>>556816591Rape
>>556816591Gamble!
i refuse to believe fat miracle was born to run
>>556816591GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>556816591...
>>556816591
>>556816591breed
>>556816518The hot spring is Japan only. There are plenty of horse spas tho.
Digitan LOVE
Hi S
>>556812237Pacers are bad for Aquarius
this better work witgawd...
>>556815043McQueen's cute booty
threesome
friendly reminder that you need Turf A on Falco in Dirt CM too
>>556817676Why?
>>556817474Goddamn look at the length of those forearms
>>556817676Wait you are not Oguri
>>556817468>starts at 0 bondwait a second this sweepy card is actually ass!!!
Look at Special Week. She's so excited and cute.
>4th pasa run in a row where Bakushin's event doesn't finishI hate this game
If you don't save at least 90k carats for Ramonu and the Condor Pasa, your account will be bricked
>>556817761>don't find vista interesting enough man reading too many romcoms ruined my experience reading her career
>enters your roomYour response?
>>556817676>you need Turf A on Falco in Dirt CMMan this is going to be a pain in the ass
>>556817995suzuka victim
>>556817990too bad anon, I hope you recover
>>556817912>fuku>smaru>tachyon>finemo>CBgaslight
>>556817912going by my own luck 30k per mlb card seems right i mean, i manage to mlb kita using the 17k reroll starter carats so that's the maximum at least
But I don't want to do another run today...
>sweepy bot>written in C⋆｡° Post disregarded ⋆｡°⋆｡° Because you're retarded ⋆｡°
>>556817912I'll just swipe when needed.
>>556817705because Dirt CM starts in Turf
>>556818306>this psycho gremlin has the same day birthday as me.
>>556818215die!!!
>>556818074>suzuka victim me for last 5 years my life >>556817860awooga>>556817474sexo suzuka
i finished farming the carnival event wat now
>>556818305aniki, anata no makween desu wa
>>556818074>suzuka victi-ACK
>>556818305
>paid 10 bucks for thislet's see if i got scammed
>>556817912I have 90k carats right nyow
>>556818348you are meant to be
there is nothing more KINO than a front leading the race and everyone still failing to catch her
>>556818448>The E ensemble, brought to you by torena's hubris
I had > 30K carats but it was bikos bday so I did a 10pull on support cards (and got nothing) and now im at 29.7K
>>556818434why did you repost, you're making it seem like you only won once
>>556817676>you need turf A in Dirt cm tooand falcon non-havers have the gall to call her meta... she's an underdog who, with enough dedication, can even beat t*rfers at their own game
>>556818603Because I've only gotten like 2 rooms with Suzuka so far
>>556817912HmmmmIm more into what do I do with my free selector SSR from 1st anni until the future. Its a much tougher choice. Whats the best cards (outside my list) that work well with low LB?
>>556818491DUPE MCQUEEN I'M KILLING MYSELF
>>556818647literally what (or who) is this supposed to be
>>556818702scammed
>>556818702who do we blame for this
>>556818702I still don't have mackie...
>>556818702AW DANGIT
>>556818749Me...
>>556818726Stego after spending the whole night in my house
>>556818702KWAB
>>556818693>like 2 rooms with Suzuka so fargiwtwm
>>556818749the je... me
>>556818696Use it on any card you want the selector doesn't work with future cards
>>556817912for me it's>tachyon>eishin>el condom>supports
>>556818840No one wants to fuck the flat carrot
>>556818702Unlucky, if anyone replied with spechud, you could have gotten that!
>>556818702
Frontgods, when will our time come?
sexo carrot *emoji de crying*
>>556818840>that handplease have some shameat least fix that shit up before posting
nyehehe desu wa
>>556818981vb in 10 days
>>556816020>>556816120Just ran falco for the first time today so I get this.
I read that the first anni will include patches for "better race visuals" what does that mean
>>556817676Good thing that I follow 2 9*turf Seius
Turf is just dirt with grass so all turf umas should have Dirt A actually
sexo suzuka
>>556819121ass camera
>>556818702damn, hahaha...
>>556819189are we really this German or is AI retarded? I cant tell anymore as I have outsourced my thinking to AI (my son) because thats haddock. fish and chips
front>pace>late>end
>>556819265kek
gwos.... i tried.... this uma just sucks ass.... it starts with 50 stamina and somehow manages to job sub g3 races.... compatibility with everyone is negative.... inherited skills also blow... 300 statues in the drain...
>>556819372thats the order of positions in horse racing my son
MANT will release in the middle of CM10. Does that imply mutating umas will take much longer? Missing pink spars on inspiration will be painful.
>>556819412torena issue
Time to finish this shit, see you in 2 hours.
>>556819208I've been waiting for this!
>>556819426Dont careI'll take group B and be like whatever
>slow metabolism
>>556819426>mutating hybrid btw is better name
Mating Umas
>>556819412i enter the gacha screen just to watch urara's animation, it's cute
wtf the Germans stole British food
What was the last retention line?
>>556819580you mean the Brits' stolen food?
>>556819426MANT releasing implies you will face some MANT uma with no dirt S and no mile S but 1000 stamina and no crucial skills for a free win
b+ with boilable spot reply with dox
>>556819605Why would you post this?
>>556819605Lies and slander
>>556819604idk like 596?
>>556819858umamusume
>>556819908>colonizer >first place uma that also fucked my wife >winner and better than I am same thing both NPC dialogue
>>556819858doto would say this
>>556819605This is impossible btw
>>556819605no uma is infertile
>>556819605Not cannon
>>556820000Quads of truth
:(
>>556820019The file name made me chuckle
no, Dotoit's not enough
is there another bot in this thread now i thought meekbot was the only one
hehe...
>>556820091Why is she crying...WHY THE FUCK IS MY WIFE CRYING?!?!?!?!?
cheesed to meet you
>>556820425because she got a sore throat and couldnt compete in a race or something
>>556820425>MY WIFE>didn't read the story event featuring her
>>556820517ahhhhhhh... shit....
>>556820425She has no mouth and she must scream
>>556820501Dantsu...
>>556820559buddy, it's called roleplaying
i have not read a single event story since after the yeppers event
yesterday I got a hot spring ticket on an oguri cap run and she got migraine the turn right after and I was like "haha she doesnt want sex" so I left it to see if she would snap out of that (and give me pussy) and I got like 4 mood ups (where the mood couldnt go up) before the condition finally went away on a summer camp rest, not going below a great mood that whole time. so im wondering what that was about
>>556820559I'm squeezing her tits.
>>556820725The last one I sat down and read was the one with Kita and Dia
>>556820743the heck are they selling this time
>>556819334>are we really this Germanbwo I think you should look up where anglo-saxons came from
Is there a way to look for trainers with specific sparks set up on their profile? I really need 3*spd and any*dirt for a grandparent run.
>>556820815>>556820725Same, read the first two, see it was boring, skip them all
>>556812902Idk, but one piece of evidence is literally about their cat going missing, btw.
>>556820743Golshi pits...
>>556820725This but Halloween. I'll read valentine's for Bourbon.
>>556820725they're all the same>setting with some umas>uma1 get sad because reason>uma2 talk to uma1 >uma3 and uma4 do some funny bit>uma1 does the thing>end
is fuku card worth I should just stick to borrowing biko on front bakushin
Just read one story chapter before you do your daily run.That should be manageable, even if you have a huge VN backlog like me.
>>556819235Ayy same
>>556820982All stories are the same>Characters do thing>Something bad happens>Characters solve it>EndOnce you realize this, reading any fiction is pointless.
>>556821016Story events are easy to binge since they are actually shorter than most gacha games.
women shouldnt have the right to vote umamusume
>>556820743I need to lick Golshi pits
>>556820897>chronogenesis>umadb>uma.moeTake your pick
this is the state of /sci/ right now included the /rel/igoustard in it because just learned that god invented words I can shut up now because its actually time to play uma game. I wasnt before
I put lone wolf on two of my aces again!@
katsuragi ace body pillow
mods pls fix the issue
the only bot welcome here is sweepy
>front bakushin run>head-on from spirit burstnooooo....
sex reward...
How poorly did I do?
please join my club
>>556821719id
>>556821676next time put 200 points of stam into power and ur good
>>556821763uma0:/app/
Post umas with pregnancy tests
>>556821380Why would you even browse cringe pseud-infested boards anyway? Everybody there thinks they're the smartest (lmao) and double down on whatever retarded takes they have.
>>556821845My Ryans all have stamina blues
Hey /uma/. I feel like I discovered a way to always win CMsWhat if I got Super Lucky Seven on all my aces. That would be a 33.33% chance to be on gate 7There's no way it won't activate, I don't train witlet umas and I almost always win coin flipsI'M DOING IT
>>556821876no problem
>>556821951yesterday someone thought that a -cin suffix on a drug meant it causes lysis, and they used that to break down a drug name into its separate parts
>>556820725>>556820815>>556820943>>556820969>>556820982You faggots are buncha soulless drone. Why the hell do you even play this game?
Maybe the Fuku card is the real deal...
>>556822053dont know enough about it (yet) but I think your math is wrong somehow because there are 2 other people with 3 umas each in the race. tats 3* as much as 100% chance (unless its 3.00\3 for 3 positions in late gates) for all 3 of umas to be on gate 7
>>556822275absolutely precious
>>556822275Digitan might be even more suited to motherhood than Creek. Imagining Digitan making her own little umamusume who immediately becomes her kamioshi is just pure kino
>>556821676>Digitan's HUGE advantage is golden dirt skill and superstan>he takes neitherHmmmmm
>>556818613I wish artists paid more attention to their beautiful and powerful leg muscles.>but you're replying to AII know, it's a shame it has to be this way
>>556822202Doesn't seem like it, you couldn't cap speed even with 4 speed cards
>>556816591BIG FAT TRAINER COCK!
When King marries her trainer after graduating, they will have trouble getting King pregnant until someone else pounds a baby into her womb (this is a reference to her irl jockey getting cucked from being the one to win King's first and only G1)
bathing in my piss
>>556821868>uma0:/app/I should pull my vita out of the draw, wonder if the battery still works...
one and a half hours until i waste another 5 borrows and make 0 useful parents
>>556822598It's juice
>>556822565teiobro...
>>556822158Not any of those anon and I read all the events, but I can understand why people would skip them, a lot of events are just ok and that's itFrom what I have seen of jp there are some events that are actually good but most are still in the meh/OK territory
>>556822158I only read career/uma stories and the main story. The events are boring
>>556822496i agree with you.Even if it's AI i don't care, i need more horse legs and pits
I have the most desirable, most perfect ass in all of Tracen? Haha Trainer, I think you're misunderstanding something fundamental here.
>>556822565Do kingposters really?
>>556822496most artists don't know how to properly appreciate muscle or athleticism because they don't possess any of it themselves
Does Redshift on OG Maru usable in Aquarius?
>need to male dirt pasa parent for fronts>need to make dirt ryan parent for latessigh
Finally got the last few G3 trophies I've been skipping on since launch.
>>556822768>bend down to pick up my notebook that I dropped>suddenly I hear "DAMN!" coming from Grass' mouth
>>556822846No unless Late or End
>>556822818well it's also quite hard to draw defined muscles
>>556822496Pisses me off that there's like no art depicting Bourbon's canonically fucking MASSIVE thighs
>>556822768itadakimasu~
>>556822797that's just a disgusting falseflag
>>556822730My mind is begging me to control myself but my penis is screaming "imagine the leglocking">>556822818You'd think they'd learn to enjoy it after years of horse pussy.>>556822921It's a shame her ingame model is so skinny considering how muscular Mihono Bourbon actually is irl
tfw your trainee fails a 5% full stack speed training
End Closer? I hardly know 'er!
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WASN'T FORYOU MEDDLING KIDS AND YOUR STUPID UMA INU
>95% failure speed training right before URA>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH IKUUUUYOOOOOO>succeeds, speed cappedheh, too easy
I don't know how you're supposed to train a Biwa but I don't believe this is right
>>556823123AAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED HER WHY I CANNOT PULL HEEEER
>>556823131Pikmin is an obasan game?
me on the right
i don't like almond eyes giant bow
>>556822496i hate generic tube thighs artists are that bad that sadly most of the time an appealing crotch area indicates ai
>>556822496Ryanfag...
TEIO TEIO TEIO
>>556823131sin(x) on the right right cos(y) on the right up and down
>>556823131ojisan game....
>>556823087>>556823192It's the circle of lifeAnd it moves us allThrough despair and hopeThrough faith and love'Til we find our placeOn the path unwindingIn the circleThe circle of life
>>556823131>poo hoo is hip with the kidsda HECK
>Loves Only You is owned by DMMAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556823131>we went from 80/20 to 85/15let's make it 90/10 next year bros
I ____ Super Creek
Left or right?
>are you winnin, son?
Mambo!
>>556823475>""scientists""" expect me to believe these tiny nubs can carry a 800 kg animal
>>556823586Left and Right.
Were we divided on it?
>>556823591mambo!
>>556823586definitely leftshe's mentally sane and hotter
>>556823553suspect
Oguri CRAP (as in shit) is a fraud of a 20% speed uma who can't cap with just 2 speed cards
I would let Maruzen drive me around.
>>556823553misscarriage
>>556823586Right, no hesitation.
I hated super creek but those rude images maded me love her when I see a woman I might start thinking about what it would be like if the thing she wants the most is taken from her to have sex with them
>>556823586leftzensky was my newcutie selector choicezensky forever
The hero carrying us fl*tliners
>>556823749Anon....You must preserve the uma purity
How do I stop impulse rolling every new banner? I've already fished down 500+ rolls away
uuuuuuuu (you)madacchiuuuuuu (you)mapyoi (you)mapyoi
My horse will now be running in Belmont Stakes to achieve the American Triple Crown
>>556823819Top Cun is in desperate need of correction!
>>556822469Should I go Superstan over Curvature
Super PlapMaruplapsky
>>556823865do what you want. cygames probably kept the people like you in mind so that before you run out of gas youve gotten everything you NEED to survive + having a comfy game if you spend whatever amount theyve determined they want
>>556823586Both
>>556823865Has it paid off? Keep doing it then.
>>556823819
I have 2 sideson goons to Maruzenskythe other goons to Mayano Top GunA secret, seldom seen third side goons to TopRo's forehead at times
Whorren Chan!
>>556823865
>>556824065
>>556824065>that group partkek
>>556824114
>>556824065boobs too big
>>556824065Becoming ookiku inside Mayano...
>>556824065this looks silly with horse ears instead of bunny ears
>>556824301they just look like they're doing ballerina class
>>556824065konna ni ookiku narimashita!
>>556824215very nice
>>556823928uma Stan is massively overrated id never take the gold
Post the woobly Curren animation!
>>556824056me on the right cumming my pants
>>556824454
>>556824394Remove stallions and add more mares.
>>556824454>you deny your american stomach its purpose!
>>556824457I love her suzuka
zensky committed fraud on her classic series registration and robbed my rudy of her triple crown
i like mares (fillies (junior))
bought on your left asapwatched all her races since classicnever triggered it oncewhy do we buy this skill on lates?
>>556824454I know there is a soundpost version of it already but I don't have it
>>556812501Is Runaway even work?
>>556824718Yes Rajesh, it works.
>>556816591"mares"?
>>556824714>>556824454
>>556812501there is unironically no counter to this btwunless you wanna make your own A Dirt Suzuka
>>556824454>>556824579>>556824714When is he going to stop teasing us and make them fuck?
>>556824450It was really good in that one Goldship CM but I never hear about it since then, hence my choice
What's the name of the event where Taiki Shuttle shouts NOOOOOO at Fuku?
>>556824941I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>556824941Is part of the regular Unity Cup story.
Im just demotivated by this game where devs allow clubs to constantly cheat with bots as members.
>>556824941...Unity?she does it in classroom scene
>>556824941I like the doggy event with her, hehe
>>556824893Nice
So what were reactions of actual anons from Japan about that whole Bakushin armpit hoopla?
>>556813418Tracen is haunted?
Semen Retention status?
DID YOU KNOW IN UMA MUSUMEmedieval peasants would pool together their local horses and help plow each other's fields
>>556825168I HATE CURREN
>>556825056Fuku completely freezed lmaodon't let the girl with a revolver get mad like that
>>556825168semen retained for 4 hours curren ...easy this time because everyone was doing carnival
>>556825056Why are oranges always screamers?
>>556825234Cute chibis
Please post king halo photos
>>556825294full of passion as people generally
do irl horses have a complaint stump too?
>>556825294Because they are oranges
>>556823945What I want is the self control to not pull on new umas just because they're cute because I need to save for some supports.>>556824045it has but it hasn't >>556824118I'm not a pig, my penis is normal
>fast learner>s>half the ssr events didn't finish>somehow lose unity final that got S right after summer with double circleThis game is so shit.
>>556825397No
>>556825386>King Halo after placing 14th in Tokyo Yushun>circa Jun 07,1998
>>556825470This kind of animation that is al jumpy and bubbly unconciously makes me hard.
>>556823620yeah some picked the left pit others the right
>Spin wheel with 250 prize coins>Don't complete bingo cardThis game is so shit.
60FPS looks like such shit
>>556825397IRL horses don’t exist.Do you really think some massive, 8 foot tall monster that can run at 50 mph, that only eats grass, and is friends with human farmers out in countryside, exists? Get real, dude.
>>556825168what was the retention this time? it was uncomfortably high last I checked
>>556825658*30
>>556825609stupid loser
>>556825705thats 30FPS? damn that looks like SHIT
>>556825747Don’t talk about my wife like that
>>556825156I don't think they are aware of iteven pixiv arts are all from english users
>>556825687For some reason Hishi Amazon reminds me of Rance.
>>556825630Anna Anon is great indeed
how would king halo feel about wearing a paper bag with a picture of her mom’s face taped to it while we umapyoi
>>556825156
i tried 60fps but it made me motion sick
I needu Uma Summer Scarlet
I have yet to read a single career where the trainee sees her trainer as anything more than at best convenient lackey. Falco, for example, puts as much importance on her trainer as she does on yesterday's lunch. In Japan, how is one supposed to survive working unpaid overtime late into night every day while living in a capsule home when even their escapism treats them with indifference and contempt? Make it make sense.
>>556825156i think they know about it, but they don't really care because armpit fetish isn't an "horrible" and "disgusting" thing as here that can traumatize you.
>>556825904and now you're flagged
best uma to rape?
>>556825849Me on the middle right
FPS is why AI videos look like shit
>>556825849kwabakushin
>I'm one rainbow shard short
>>556825787Crafty whore
>>556825931your neicha?
>>556826037Were getting it during Bourbon event
>>556813418That's NTR.
>>556826080dont shay dat....
>>556825931Your problem might be one of these* You haven't actually read more than one career* You have poor reading comprehension* You cannot read between the lines* You're ignoring all the umas with obvious crushes just to farm (You)s
>>556826142I missed the first one...
got 2 +52 speed trainings before NHK mile (poggerino)
How many rainbow fragments can be obtained in 7 months?
>>556825609How about Seiun Sky in 2001 Spring Tenno Sho
>>55682621919/20 is the current max
>>556826231More than 1.
>>556825294I want to hear Suzuka scream
>>556826234
>bricked this hard
>>556825931This would be a superb bait if not for a fact that anyone would read the text in the image you provided and immediately recognize your post as baitNext time, use an image that is more vague in meaning>anon fall for it anywayDisregard what I said, I overestimated the intelligence of an average anon
>>556825849
>>556826205There’s no point arguing with women
>>556826205Biwa wife...
>>556825960I'm also flagged as a whale so it cancels out
ugh I'm too sleepy to do anything todaysweepy, donate shoes for me
>>556826205Bigwife
>>556825931In Cafe's story she makes it clear the chocolates for valentine are love chocolates, most likely sundayman pushed her into this.Then, before she leaves for Europe the trainer stops her and asks her to stay because he wants her more than he wants her career succeed. Sundayman personally assist you with the impregnation process during her onsen trip too.
+45 speed training before NHK 3 double rainbows! (2 speed cards)
>>556825809my wives
>>556826368me too, also 200k more event points thanks
oreng day
>>556826430Don't overdo it incoming
>>556825931There's so few umas that don't even get to friend status with their trainer that this is genuinely laughable bait. Like I genuinely can't even think of one that doesn't have some sort of affection for the trainer by the end of the career.
>>556826516im doing fan runs lol
@umagpt fuck my umawife for me
Why do Horses like it so much when you play with their tongues?
>>556825809>17 (real age) next to 17 (charges for inappropriately engaging with a minor)
>>556826325>womenSounded more like an autistic male.High incidence rate with transgenderism.You may have been fooled.
>>556826604rare joke nowadays
>>556825931as the future King of Ireland, I don't approve this post
>>556826630She inappropriately engaged with my minor if you know what I mean.
Had a silly idea for something Cygames could do if they finally get Deep Impact in the gameRather than going through a full doping scandal they should have her get caught lip syncing during a winning live
>>556825931>I have yet to read
>>556826234>Seiun Sky after realizing that she is 1) bald 2) and washed 3) her career is over>after placing last (12th) in Tenno Sho (Spring)>circa Apr 29,2001
>wake up>witGOD updated a video about aquarius already what a great way to start the day
>>556826738
>>556826325it would surprise you how big the cuck audience is in the gacha community
Spechan LOVE
@Tazuna summarize the gaslights for the next CM
>>556826772I'm glad he told me what to do for the next month.
>>556826850You need more guts.
Is it too late for me to pivot for SMaru and Suzuka in CM9? Can they even win?
>>556826850pace promotion is de way
>>556826938suzuka solos
>>556826850not having turf aptitude is ok
>>556826745Even if Cygames manages to convince Kaneko to let them add his horses, there is no way the scandal will be touched uponThey would just omit it fully
sexo suzuka solo
This CM? Bakushin, Curren and BonoNext CM? Digital, El and FalconI love running meta
>>556826938Unrestrained activates too late. Nonnig don't make sense since you need a nig to nsm with.
Why is Cafe the one associated the most with the s*nd*ym*n? It's not like 80% of the umas have his blood, so why her?
my first SYEPPERS!
>>556826629Try it yourself.Wash your hands first, then place your index finger in sort of the middle of your tongue, gently (but also kind of firmly) drag your finger backwards and forwards, probably feels pretty good right?
>>556827175I want to have sex
>>556827251I triedIt's kinda funny
>watch witgod video>falco card on pasa>okay, if he takes angling that means it's a front runner so groundwork is oka->paceI respect the dedication of this guy for his groundwork pace pasa oshi gaming but it's funny at this point how much he shills for it.
>>556826763It's not even about the placement but about the time difference.Almost 16 seconds behind 1st place TM Opera O and and 13 seconds behind the second last place finisher. Seiun sky more like Raped sky
>>556827397...anon just made you finger your own mouth
All I have for sprint CM is a single really trash "ace"I might just use my sprint TT team
>>556827468
>>556827459Hot.
Post the King you are using for the CM.
>>556827459why are you talking like i didn't like the idea?
ive got an idea for a sweepy bot push request with improvement but first I should fix my own thing to learn more
>>556827625I don't feel like getting penis mogged again
I'm now imagining you guys each playing with your tongues and doing a deep giggle because it tickles.
>>556827625How she doing in practice lobbies?
>>556827724
>>556827409Does groundwork on a pace will lead to negative pacing if not promoted
>>556827409eventually there will be ONE cm where fronts are completely unusable and the pace promotion pasa dream will be real
>>556827796My umas aren't strong like everyone else's
>>556827798If there is a frontrunner, yeah it can get you in pace down if your are unlucky.
>didn't notice she got slacker>SKIPS OUT ON THE FINAL 2 TRAININGS OF THE CAREER WHICH WERE WIT RAINBOWSAHHHHHH
>>556828029Maybe stop slurping eceleb cock on the side next time
new day in 7 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbF1g3k2mtw
>>556827969Well, post them, and we’ll help you make them strong
>>556827909this is exactly what happened in sagittarius but for XOguri instead lmao, and history will repeat itself for pisces
>>556827762probably pretty well but only because of oopige and her unique probably never activates unless she loses
>>556828248Sex
It’s just so hilarious getting reminded that Teiofags are proven obese burger mutt abomination. Like there’s no way a couple of these gutter pigs coincidentally liked the same fucking uma.
>>556828116>>556828116I'M GOING TO WIN THE DAILY ROLL TODAY JUST YOU WAIT
>>556827518machan smooches
>Increased TT rewards>at the same time as racing carnival
>>556828107It's just a podcast bwoAlso she probably got it while I was doing this career right before bed and fell asleep halfway through since I definitely did not see slacker pop up when I was finishing it this morning
>>556828318They're all one person thoughever
I'm doing it, I'm sparking my LB1 Fuku. Seeing those 60 pity points turning into clovers doesn't feel good at all
>>556828318And they are gay.And they are attacked by slugs at night.
>>556828404should've used all your tp refills on day 1
>>556828404>he hasn’t finished carnival
lol cant believe all you guys spent jellies to finish carnival straight away. im 60% done only using like 10
>>556828318it's been 3 months and not one teiobro posted a picture on a scale with a healthy weight ... just one picture... ovr reputation...
>>556828452>And they are attacked by slugs at night.This one is new to me.
>>556827175>>556827273>>556827518I love how much Aston Machan is soft
>7 shoesI won
IT'S A NEW DAY
>sweepybot >commit message: "hehe"hehe
>>556828404wouldn't be a problem if carnival counted for daily shops
>>556828452what is this slug lore
>>556828404I still don't get how you guys don't own lots of jelly for refillWhat have you done before the carnival?Did you really used them???
actually, wait, holy shit, how long before chiyo?
ez
>They didn't synch their mondays with the start of the weeklies
>>556828661See >>556432325 leading to this >>556433198
>>556828404>he didn't spam jellies to finish it in 30 mins
>>556828706Wei!
Reminder that you need to clear all limited-time missions to get the event titleThat includes JBC Sprint and Elm Stakes missions
>>556828594based fellow Kingchad
>>556828706nvm, it isn't the 12th yet
>>556828318>>556828452I know what you've done
See you next week
>>556828706she's still licking Bakushin's pit.I wouldn't blame her tho.
>>556828784>have to do tenno spring in the middle of sprint CMSo dumb
>new day>shoes from yesterday still upwe're dead dead huh
>>556828979sprintslop killed uma musume pretty derby
>>556828471>>556828453>>556828685>>556828763I cleared it in the first 20 minutes like everyone, but I'm a hoarder so I have to spend 5 TP to collect my 5 free jellies from the daily missions.I'm just pointing out how cheeky cygames is for having two TP drain events at the same time.
>>556828404jelly issue
>>556829060Cygames is deliberately killing us off. They want us fresh eyed for MANT.
>>556828758Why does the funny stuff always happen when I'm not in the thread
>>556827057How long before Kaneko dies of old age?
>>556829112you could have saved even more jellies if you didn't finish first day and now going excess points
>jelly issue you jelly?
>>556828427You weren't supposed to respond earnestly to a shitpost...
>slug issueyou jelly?
guess the stats
>>556829268
>>556829404Making shitposters flustered by taking them seriously is so cute though
Gonna be a shame when it doesn't get any sprint inspirations...
>>556811771Thank you WITGOD disciplesSee you next week
>>556829112>it's cheeky from devs to actually let use your resources
>>556829516Devilish...
Second babu between Curren and Falco, It's a filly
>>556829274I know but I didn't want to accidentally forget the Rainbow Shard...
Images…
>>556829717What about them?
>>556829774Why's she making the gaslight face...
>>556829598>He's in demotion range
>>556829847She’s also a very straightforward and honest uma.
>single sparkSurely this is usable
>>556829612I need those jellies for the next racing carnival.
>>5568295131200 power, 1200 wit, 1000 speed
>>556829976
>>556827135>Bono>metaI know your game BonofagI wish I had her... no I wont waste 30k carats on the mega banner
1200 wit, 1200 power, and 1000 speed to remember the name
How long until we get League of Heroes?
>>556830173Tomorrow
>>556830236thank you
sweepy bot already does skip_animation() ...
>>556830173Is this the one legend race per day thing?
>>556830062that's what I'll be getting nnext run with half the skills I got
>>556830343No, it's CM but competitive
>>556830408Oh... Oh no!
YOU FOOLS USED ALL THE IMAGE SLOTS
>>556812501Cards/sparks?
训练值不足
Curren chan just sent me this picture, take a look!
This is all your fault.
My old general was at its best when they regularly reached image limit before bump limitPeak comfy
Can I somehow prevent umas from showing up on my home screen without turning off the random selection? If I see Teio my day is pretty much immediately ruined.
Which timezone do I blame for using up the image slots?
10 days to VBourbon
3 days to inumusume
>>556611290>>556611290>>556611290
please baker I need to avatarfag
>>556830834awooga!
>>556831129This is my hole
So what are the necessary inheritance skills this CM? Was really busy and couldn't start farming until right now.I imagine A&S is necessary for fronts as always.
Ryanbro you still here?It's your time to shine!
>>556831285>>556831285>>556831285move
>>556831186CM9? There’s an image guide someone made. Here.
You guys DO know how to make good posts without attention grabbing images, right?
>>556831356I'm not even good at making my own decisions in this game...
We should totally post more discord memes. Le armpit gif is so le funneh and erotic but in a totally qUiRkY way. It's le going viral on leddit and bluesky. We are such GOONERZ!! crying emoji skull emoji
>>556832068Drink bleach and die
>>556832068based>>556832150based
