Tips for being a good taichou:>You seem pretty tired taichou...>Maybe some calcium deficiency...?>NO WORRIES!!>Drink some delicious milk from the newest cow friend, Jersey Cattle!>Roll for the cow and also for some birdies and friends that are back!>Cool samurai armor for the other cows!>Ongoing double nakayoshi points campaign! (until the 12th)>Are you prepared for Valentine's, taichou...?>Kingdom somehow still there........>Kemono Friends Kingdomhttps://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/22934https://kfk.neocraftstudio.com/>Official Twitterhttps://twitter.com/KFK_Global>Kingdom Mate Codeshttps://pastebin.com/E83JZa8Z>Spreadsheet of KFK Friend skillshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17xPtOWcme5Q_jME766nAK8axgU9kMoDqnIy6nxHWS3A/edit?usp=sharing>KF3 PC Version and Mobile Versionhttps://kemono-friends.sega.jp/dmg/https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/7253>Wikihttps://gamerch.com/kemonofriends3/>Chokotto Animehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBF41up3_HuNP73ooKXlWoA>Official Twitterhttps://x.com/kemono_friends3>KF3 Friend Codeshttps://pastebin.com/Jjh09inL>Guide and Skill Sheetshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1PjGc0aSeumBzPXgx4pCndXsKGhWQzBIAeSGvQYaAAuo/edit>List of Translated Status Effectshttps://pastebin.com/KWJLmUjB>Model ViewersKF3 - https://katboi01.github.io/ModelViewerLite/?id=-1Kingdom - http://katworks.sytes.net/KingdomViewer/>Moose-Taichou's Repositoryhttps://mega.nz/#F!vF1lxQIR!ZdFaa5BC9N_t2giO0QSxCg>Moose cache backuphttps://mega.nz/folder/RcAmACTQ#CvwsQ28X0lCOcx39yUuDqw>Another backuphttps://mega.nz/folder/h9UWSILS#sW4IzqVGVLSwNsky2B6zbw>Previous Thread: >>554431931>Tip of the day:Reminder that cows require constant milking. They might get angry if you don't milk them enough!
Meeting a cow might change your life!
friend milkfriend yogurt
>>556834425I love that he did this again, there need to be more "shota whose mind is permanently changed by Friends" works like this.
hello fellow humanoids
>>556843118What's the link between platypese and tennis?
>>556843573The wide flat tail is what I'd imagine people connect
>>556840439>A big breast redeems the world and I believe it firmly so.
>>556849920True!
>>556849372It's also because the duckbill looks like the sun visors tennis players tend to wear.
Which Friend makes the best chocolate?
>>556852008thats a human
>>556852190for me it has to be genet
>>556852190>UsakoChocolate contains so much cocoa by weight that it's poisonous to humans. Accept, but under no circumstances eat>GeoffFirst time making it. Tastes average-bad but otherwise hand made with love and safe to consume>GenetDefinitely some mysterious ingredient in there, tastes like a mix of beer, coffee and popcorn, exercise caution>DireForgot the date, didn't get you any, but will take you for conciliatory soba instead>ShimahaiYou got the backup white chocolate Rurun didn't like, ignore the wrong name on the packaging that's just your imagination>HululuWas up all night making your barentine choco, but spent so long telling you about it that it melted in your hands before you could eat any
>>556853004
>>556853576
>>556854397Just an idol on her way to work, nothing unusual to see here
Dire doing her KemoV duties during a match is always funny to see.
>>556854959>My heart>My soul
>>556854397oh god i need this cat in my life
>>556853809She's not pictured but we can assume Caracal would hand you a watermelon with rubber bands wrapped around it.
>>556856531She's closer to a weasel, really.
lyon want birb
>>556862815this is fun
>>556862815i want that birb too
>>556862815So many of these Friend stories start and end with big Friend snuggling with little Friends. Japari Park is wonderful.
>give us dingo already
>>556870645I never bothered looking up Dingo before, but now I have, I want her back too>butler seeking a master>cool suit and tie>ends her sentences with a fancy わ >rivalry with lewd panther
>>556870645There are enough dum aussies. Request denied
Don't let h*mans compliment (you) while a friend is near taichou
happy horsey, cute horsey!
>>556896260Jesus Christ, it's a lionGet in the car
lil' pengu with big dreams
>>556899981Gaaaaooooo
>>556896260Taichous are gonna end up having to be covered up in public so h*man females don't make the Friends jealous at this rate...
Touch the cow, do it now
>>556914830What else did you think the hats were for?
Usako and Urufu together again to fan girl over the stage show.youtube.com/live/QHELwtjStig?si=xnm-pGqmvGKGcFWE
>>556930884>Usako and Urufu togetherThe doctor says I have to avoid things this sweet, too much sugar might kill me
>>556933391daijobu shaaaaaaa
Cutest drunk fox
>>556944343Gao's gaos are freakin' Gaonormous
Happy birthday Koutei. Hululu is her senpai in many ways.
>>556951307A Genet gives a Penguin a book of Chipmunks for her birthday... What's the punchline to this joke again?
Pengii and hu-mans.
This is your main cast now.
>>556961751>horse cleavage still covered
>>556964890Strategically placed Serval
>>556890673
>>556971227abs
>>556964890The cow, piggu and red mesugaki are still visible tho
>>556974883It's the Horsing year, so she's being held to a double standard
>>556974883I mean, we're all men here. It's just natural to show your chest before battle.
>>556981052
>>556983670That trick won't work on some friends taichou...
>>556973869Tsuyoi...
Was reading earlier how Chinese emperors would give Caracals away as gifts.
>>556973869this violent jumpy wanker shouldn't be this cute
>>556956491titties not big enough but still cute>>556956491that's just perplexing like wtf
>>557020435What has it got in it's pocketses?>>557020715Every time you mention boobs in the presence of flesh-Genet, she gets that little bit flatter
>>556981052Get in the bus Kaban
>>557023391Amimekirion: 1.0 You Are (Not) A Goat
Someone out there really likes the piggy
On average, 20+ people in the US are killed by cows every year and 75% of those deaths occur in farm/veterinary type settings and the remaining 25% involve the presence of dogs.H*mans, Dhole, if you're reading this, for everyone's safety, don't get between Taichou and the Cow Friends when the milk is flowing!
Human shaped Coyote is getting coached. https://www.youtube.com/live/QGAHnLBQK2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VjOO7ywk9IYandere chef Usaghost in 25~
>>557040747@lucky, is this true?
>>557040195I'd root truffles with this pig
>>556961751Well Japari Park is a long time ago when men were all babes.
>>557056260Behold the blinding light of rat
>>556942998That's her pure little sis!
>>557061020A milkman delivering late at night, how nostalgic
>>557068273>Domes indeed
Owl
>>557070409Domestic breasts.
Urufu is up playing Baro past her bedtime. https://www.twitch.tv/direwolf__kemov
>>557074401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8tjaNnbIYCoincidentally, not!Chama is currently pulling some VALO overtime as well. Would be fun if they met
>>557074663Jungle Horse has been playing Apex but she's off and on about letting people know.
>>557081541I'm in her discord paddock, so I can try to post the twitch link when it goes live, but lately she's been going starting pretty early for my timezone, usually while I'm still sleeping, so I might be late
>>557093304Thank
>>557095801Everybody gets one nano da.
LICK the snek feet (while (you) paint their nails)
>>557096891not a footfag but if a snek ordered me to do it i would do it
>>557098009>Arai with anyone other than FennecAlways a weird sight, but this is a neat combo.
>>557096891Totally defenceless. This is precisely why snakes shouldn't have legs
touch arma
>>557106497Crunchy on the outside soft on the inside...
>>557106497cute tail for a sphere
>>556833937tits are too big
>>557113373cows are supposed to be big you dum dum
god I wish cows were real
dum pengus
piggu smash
https://x.com/i/status/2021813012131140089This is just teasing isn't it
https://twitch.tv/or_lavieThe horse (cat) is here
>>557138454That's a very small cat
>>557148456Verrry small yea
Shimahai and wife's aggressive homosexuality. https://www.youtube.com/live/H8M4PlV1PqUBat trucking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk0BTX8t5AYHuman Coyote training.https://www.youtube.com/live/21W_shhtGe0
>>557138454Tiny Margay. Or, Lessgay, perhaps
Usako rolled it and the video ended so here's a new one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGeKzZKBWA4
I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats.
>>557165039"Be careful with those cats"
>>557161025lol yeah that explains the double notification i got
I wonder if we'll ever see a 4d Shimahai. There's at least a jacket and gloves already made.
Another beret Friend.
>>557172967Do you think the gloves stay on when... You know?
>>557176046The gloves stay on for both of them.
>>557129587Blame it on the beer.
>>557184739Yeah dumb pengi drank too much
>>557189616Pidge is a lovely girl, but why can't I shake this feeling that behind that smile she's got sinister ulterior motives
>>557184526It's so brave of her to keep racing on those leg stumps
>>557191029Got to repopulate her species one way or another.
Uuuuh Taichous what did she mean by this?
>>557200964Gonna give you a shot ah some milk!
>>557158581Time to go
Hikari status: Still beeg.
>>557184739Don't bully the beer, she's a hard working girl
>>557212281That’s a mistake a friend would make!
>>557210849They must be upping her size a percentage each chapter because she’s taller than Kako.
>>557168857>>557169023Going to page 10.
>>557205203Is this a clinic that makes cats gay or repairs them?
>>557232683No, the Gay Cat is the one running it. She specialises in gynaecological procedures.
>>557232867I see. Friends are amazing.
bully frens
>>557240696chorogon
burds sure are somethin else
>>557165039That's quite the gatheringhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXlK-Dktnk
ten Friendsimagine
>>557244306Always trying to be comedians.
>>557256518What will they do?
>>557262842Have elevenses.
>>557199367lol. It was a weird decision by the artist to drew her legs like that for sure>>557210849Hkr is only there to make friends look smaller than they already are
i need a friend ASSet tierlist
https://www.youtube.com/live/XltrkVulSHw?si=-JobhuuaGsqVj0CLnot!yote is live
Pengii talk todayhttps://www.youtube.com/live/RDRiF04CSG0
They're already talking about beer.
>>557263965That’d be peak
>>557268776>>557276570I think the pengi needs to pay a visit to the AA (animal alcoholics)fun stream so far though!
>>557266861Her controller collection is pretty cute.
Gay Fox and Uchako spotted
>>557282905I think Hululu might be there too judging by her reaction.
>>557282905Bat is there
D(h)ole chang!
>>557266861Nice to see her tekken hasn't diminished at all.Also she pulls some decent amount of viewers all things considered
Forgot to add the word addiction there lol>>557297646
>>557297646>decent amount of viewersShe actually got raided twice this stream heh, so they're mostly stragglers. The view count tends to be a lot lower, about 20-30 on average, most of it being the old gang of english-speaking fans from the Coyo simp discord server
>>557263965You know who has the pumpkin ass.
>>557298243Those simps need to tell her to go to sleep!
>>557312736It's useless, there's no putting the Coyote back in the bag once it's out
>>557315273>America's most hated animal still thriving.
>>557316297Cutest trashhound
>>557298243Oh i see. It's kinda nice that some of the old guard are still there.
vr chat star
>>557326663I wonder who's tying all these Friends' shoes for them
>>557290731Tiny glasses....
>>557330452The magic of Sandstar. Imagine growing clothes and sexy bras.
Happy Valentines Day Taichous
>>557302115I don't like how they're staring at me...
"I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Geoff"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fl1Cqbr-dsTe artist formerly known as Coyo is back for more Tekken in 25~
forget about tiny cats, (you) need a big cat
delightful burd
>>557356403Cloaca Friends showing off the extra features like when you press all the buttons in a new car
zzzz...
COOL uchako!
D hole n taicho
/our/ vtubers! lively and distinctive
>>557396058Glad to see bat and fox
Was sick and sleepy again, some links from today I couldn't post earlierhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=4s55-5aYhN0Gay Foxhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ClRhh_IBm9sCooking bathttps://youtube.com/watch?v=rmZua3cuf4sRodenthttps://twitch.tv/videos/2697439692Jungle horse
>>557406883And I've outed myself as a phoneposter. I will be consuming a cyanide flavour japari bun posthaste
>>557402761...and pengii right?
https://youtu.be/_z-qJ1P9KlY
>>557413580POV - You're an unattended beer
Chocolate milk...
>>557421195The little bell on her tail is really cute. Is there somewhere outside of japari park I can live to marry a cow that isn't india?
>>557422361Just wander around any Wal-Mart parking lot (heyooooooo).
>>557394067It's pronounced "dole", not "deehole"!
She's got a pronounced D-hole alright
>>557428307No silly. Bananas are for monkeys and horses.
>>556870645>I want dingo m8.Nah, they will butcher Dingo character in KF3.
Little friends!
>>557438278>3 "adults">1 adult, underpants brazenly on displaySomething isn't right here, Geoff.
What songs would a singing Empress doll play if you squeezed her?
>>557441421The lowest possible quality 60 second recording of The Lion Sleeps Tonight
>>557437479Are you the weirdo who is bitter about Jersey?
>>557440438She needs correction>>55744142199 luftballons by nena
>>557449954There's someone bitter about Jersey? Only thing I remember seeing is "oh no she's slutty now" but I doubt even that was really a super serious remark
>>557441421Oozora Dreamer
>>557449954Nah. Not that Jersey seether anon. Jersey redesign is perfect (she a cow friend). Is just i don't like appirits will ruin Dingo gentleman tomboy personality.
I can sort of see why the Jersey anon could be upset, but at least Jersey Cattle's redesign has lore behind it that justifies the change. Her redesign uses Sakura-chan's pattern (the late bovine, see the links), which is a nice detail.https://x.com/LOVE_IKEDAZOO/status/2019339566390677862https://x.com/LOVE_IKEDAZOO/status/2021121699060875371Sure, it would've been nice to have a cow that forces you to try her butter, but this isn't the first time we've had total changes to the original Nexon designs. Jersey Cattle's redesign is simply aligning her design with the rest of the cow and closely related bovine friends. I personally like her new design.
>>557442658>>557450147>>557452848And how would you activate the doll's singing feature?
>>557459082wifi doorbell
>>557462704Urusai...
valentine's friends before the day ends
>>557191029it's just ur imagination taicho
the discount trio loves (you)
lovely debil
smug burd
if you dislike the autist pengu you have no soul
stinkies
>>557476710The (lack of) expression on the gin nesoberi always brings me joy : <
https://www.youtube.com/live/hensd_TozkU?si=Y6DI0E-e7-v-Hc3wMeow meow singing relay bat
Aida is backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6tbMlBjrBw
Jersey is upset to learn she's Superdude's worst enemy.
Totally not suspicious and very trustable deers!
>>557510056What did they do to the locker?
Beary butte
This kitty may be bad news after all...
>Her greed sickens me.
>>557529037Taichou when Friends that weren't Journey to the West-themed started dropping again
Weekly Pengii soonhttps://www.youtube.com/live/O-VVfUlF3fM
>>557541967I like Hululu because she teaches people about things like agar day.
>>557546161What goes on behind this tiny door?>>557546873She is a wellspring of odd trivia and bad puns, our MVP
>the cooler Kako
>>557547821Kanako?
>>557548382Why are you posting a Guncannon?
>>557549303How I imagined they both looked before the accident
>>557549836Japari Park is not home to such experiments (yet).
>>557555991Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Friends?Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not Friends?Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not Friends?Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not Friends?Not to chase other Friends; that is the Law. Are we not Friends?
>>557518539>We are going to pump you up!
LOOK at (our) horsey! SEE the tummy!
How do I explain my offshore japari park bank account to the revenue service?
doragons
>>557572989Taichou is going to have a rough month before White Day comes around
the boob lady artist is back
monkee
>>557577578There's another lady KF artist I discovered recently who does some nice fanart, but she's currently out of the game for a while due to menhera reasons :c
Silly Urufu forgetting to put members-only access on the stream before it's live again...
>>557570447A Callipygian super friend.
>>557589937becoming h*man is destroying her mind
Bat washing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2CyHFJpQHM
https://www.youtube.com/live/HxvMSPIusVUJapanese man attempts to tame wild animals with Tekken
>>557607386Usako taking out her hatred of G on an innocent trilobite... My ancestor...>>557613837>6On paper I'm paying extra for the window seat, but in my soul it's for the Chama tail pillow
>>5576138371 because they would bully me sexually
>>557615798Coyo can only bully Tekkenually.
>>557618686*dashi-nages u*
>>557623426Has some of this energy, like she came to show you how she woke up this morning and still had arms
>>557623426Yaaaayyyyy
>>557627009asuka worst girl
>>557633502What part of her exactly is rusty?
>>557635491The real ones look more rust colored.
>>557637408They nailed the eyes/glasses though
>>557633502She's talking about a cardboard box here. Nana caught Rusty buddy snuggling inside it while trying to act like an adult.
>>557638443In her defence, there are plenty of adults out there who sleep in cardboard boxes, let's just not linger on why.
>>557639224>Can't be homeless if your home is Japari Park.
>>557641024Just get a beaver to build you a new one, I don't see why h*mans make it such a big issue
>>557646069>taichou...is THAT small...?
>>557647123Your Taichou is a girl you dumb kickball.
>>557649527Oh is that why they assign all the Friends who know how to put their face in a crotch (and a ribbed for pleasure) to femchous.
my headcanon is the friend a taichou is assigned is by lotterygood luck!!
>>557657656>We're having fish for dinner.
>>557657656A Taichou who's good at spreadsheets or something should make a Friend assignment randomiser
>>557657656What else would work for taichou and Friend selection?Maybe just showing the picture of the incoming taichou and the Friend that raises their hand first gets them?
>Randoms a rapist
>>557661634No. They get to smell you and/or lick you. It’s how animals interact with their environment.
>>557661634Not even a derby photo finish could figure out who raised their hand first if a shota taichou popped up.
>>557665757That makes sense, but how do you make sure Friends don't claim a taichou before they get a chance to see everyone else?
nyoo
>they know
>they knyoow
Well Taichou's, DMM is refusing to let me in at all fronts, if I go through the launcher, it sends me to browser, and just sends be back to launcher asking to log in through browser and it just loops. Tried everything, but I think its over for me unless DMM changes its policy in the future. Unsure what to do at this point but try again a month later.If this is the end for me, it was fun while it lasted.
>>557703640
Dead by Urufuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT4svyFCZ4E
>>557642072>Housing prices from an American Beaver...
>>557703640Same. I don't know if they getting even more extreme with the geo blocking, but yeah it sucks. For now I guess I'll be posting art or other shit
>>557703640Which vpn are you using? I have no trouble after using this guide;https://gist.github.com/tilda/d52a8c7fa3f161de6cc45bbd2a1cbeecIt's for Priconne, but the same steps work for KF3. Just set it up to accept DMM and the browser you use. I still get the login thing once a week, but it's ONLY once a week.
>>557727741Which Friends make the best moss?
>>557729580Mamm-moss of course.
Shimahai is sick. Send her energy and lewds of Rurun.
>>557732404Get well soon, you noisy gay creature
Protecc ur LITTLE frens!
>>557736510This is what Taichony Montana will do to you if you bully his ratshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-uroeSgoS8
Nice of them to do a demonstration for us
>>557744707Too late.
>>557736510Cute :)
>What does she even do?
>>557755161Usako's first Twitch stream leaked?
>>557762180Do these Lucky Beasts just hang around at crossroads throughout the park and ward off spirits?
>>557764409Part of Japari Park has to be like Okinawa.
>Thinking about Hime.
>>557764976Furniture was interfering with the imagining, it had to go.
>>557764976thats an endangered tummy you better cherish it
moar little piggy
winner of the most cute panties goes to...
sweet cow!
>>557795647Oh wow, you're right.I'm surprised it took this long for a screenshot to drop, honestly. Taichous are usually pretty fastidious with their pantsu cataloging
>>557795647>>557803970Just for posterity's sake, how do O-Geoffu and the other konekos' compare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UQ_adFDIFYAnimal Diary 48(9) in 30~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNNf5Jtd-Ckand a Genet
Bat questing again. https://www.youtube.com/live/jYU3HwpEp7o
>boobies
>>557825959what is the h*man going to do with those boobs?
It's this squeaky creature's birthday in half an hour, say something nice about it
>>557830191She's very good at singing the Hamtaro theme.
>>557830191Shes cute
BEEEEG bun!
>>557830191I HATE YOU! WHY YOU HAVE TO LEAVE US! YOU WERE (OUR) GIRL! YOU WERE PERFECT!I hope she's doing alright.
>>557842207Just when this guy crosses my mind, he's back with bigger Friend tits than ever.
>>557842207How does she get so big? Must be all thr milk she drank right?
>>557847734Lunar new year, rabbits come from the moon and all that jazz, so she's powered up
>We're your Friends. We're not like the others.
>>557850306Ahhh, that makes sense.
>>557854481I made that up, I actually have no idea why the rabbit has tits now
>>557867036Highly volatile combination
>Just realized the requirements for the valentine's event missionsEasy stuff, but I fully neglected half of it. Thank god it's easy to just binge most of it in a day.>Log in 10 times during event (8 days left)>Complete 100 quests>Challenge the dojo 7 times>Perform 30 kemono miracles>Use captain skills 10 times
>>557867642It wasn't Caraca for Re:Stage but another pig.
>>557869747>filenameYep, should have noticed. I'm retarded
>>557664123Does Japari Park have any equivalent to a jail for bad Friends?
>>557879569Yeah, my bedroom.
>>557879569Mirai's bedroom of course!
>>557879569please define "bad"
>>557879569There are no bad Friends.
>>557879569If there were bad friends they’d get corrected…..with Japari Buns and headpats
beeeeg friends... for (you)
(our) horseys!!!