Femspy Edition>NewsTF2 Classified released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>556608926
if you see a turkpost, report it for spam
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
taking bets on how long until he spams his tranny group link
>>556859046this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>556859046Pocketing Jill
>>556859515aaaany second now
>>556859368You should also do the same for anime/furry posts and plap posts.
Oh boy new thread time for the same bot posts and copypastas as every last thread for the past six years.#EuthanizeTF2
>>556859619you'd think compies would use this since it lets you delete people if you have good aim
>>556859589Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>556859804this but also shupos and yordles
>>556859596>>556859804Jill and Fempyro plap
>>556859908this but not shupos
>>556859596>>556859804baby making sex with jill and fempyro
>>556859770medic has this hidden mechanic where he can give his teammates extra health so that they can't be deleted
Did Zesty win yet?
>>556859532>>556859589Tf2 deserves better ritual posts than this
shupo status?
>>556860443the direct hit has this hidden mechanic where it deals more damage than the standard rocket launcher, which lets it delete people even if they have extra health
>>556860461Zesty will never win because the RED team will literally play TF2C and love its lack of Casual, and then keep dying on the hill to keep Casual just to piss off BLU team.
>>556859596who?>>556860698violent
>>556860461zesty lostteri plap >>556860698shupo seggs
>>556860490I'm ok with the kill pyros one because it leads to more fempyro porn in response
Is bothering with Pre-Fortress 2 worth it? In other words: Does it have players who are not thirdies and/or weirdos? Multiplayer games are only ever worth playing if there is a good supply of goyim.
>>556859770being able to spam a chokepoint is far more valuable
>>556861589Overwatch is literally free
>>556861798isn't that what the second soldier and the demo are for
>>5568620892 soldiers and 1 demo spamming > 1 soldier and 1 demo spamming
Heβs so perfect bros
>>556862316>"We can't let Heavy exist because of stalemates">Exclusively plays 5CP>Exclusively uses the quoted metaTotal Compie Death.
>>556859770it's fine at denying bombers but it's terrible at holding doorwaysA typical strategy is to "flood" a point and overwhelm the enemy with numbers or uber ad. A rocket shooting at a choke could do 50 damage to 3 enemies. Same direct hit rocket would do maybe 70 damage on one person. It's great if that's the medic but medics typically play further back and are harder to hit. Medics don't need to focus on dealing damage, if all they're doing is focusing on dodging spam with scout speed they're pretty hard to hit like pic relatedBest way to stop a flood is to have 2 soldiers double spam the choke they're flooding in from. 900 total damage (3 rockets * 2 soldiers * 3 players hit * 50 damage) best case scenario
>>556862492make a team yourself and break the meta, if you're so great
>>556861589overwatch (formerly overwatch 2) is literally the most played game on steam right now dude
>>556859046https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
>>556862073>season 20jesus christ
there he is! he did the thing!!
>>556862073bros when are we getting a jetpack cat rip off cosmetic
spam
3 NIGASON CART
>>556865189ehh..... the shupos....
>>556865189I throw up when I see budding breasts.
>>556865914basedflat or hyper, no in-between (and i am not joking)
>>556861589>wings.exe won't even download properlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltXzAWItTxI
>>556866007holy based
>>556866007wretched shit taste (and i am not joking)
i need chubby shupos like i need the mvm update out already
>>556864009This steam group loves this general
>>556866379>replying to your own post
>>556866284i was (mostly) joking
>>556865189shupussies...
>>556866007I can understand not wanting to be a centrist but when it's about boobs then I can't relate. I take a goldilocks stance on breasts -- I don't like washboards, nor do I like saggers -- I like them perky.
>>556866812upgraded femscout in tf2c when
>>556865914They're fine as long as they're not saggingI swear some artists insist in drawing them like that and it's the most disgusting shit ever
>>556866706If you stop flailing and open your eyes you'd see the truth
>>556867151It's mostly a japanese thing, they like their disgusting boobs for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyRg5RnET8E
>>556861263based
>>556867712It doesn't even make sense Saggers should be reserved to hags
>>556866706don't even bother talking to him, check the first post in the thread
>>556868045>15 playersSomehow that is still more players than TF2: Gold Rush.
>>556869181That's servers, not players. There are only two others besides myself. Three, compared to Gold Rush's eight.
>>556868045It hasn't even released yetBut I don't expect high numbers once it does...
>>556869414If it ever comes out then I hope we get to choose what aeshetics our characters, weapons, and buildings have. Specifically, the ability to choose between 2006 TF2 and https://gamebanana.com/mods/577957 (current day vanilla mercs suck, as do the ones in TF2C), alongside TFC's old and new models. I really want to see the old Level 2 Sentry. I think I would have liked Fortress Forever if it had more than ZERO players.
>>556870618Fortress Forever is awesome, Heavy is actually fun thanks to the... well, I don't know what it's called, but the alt-fire shockwave thingy.
>>556867712Usually, men like "exotic" features that aren't very common on women. For instance, American men usually like thigh-gaps even though most European men don't think they're anything special. It's simply because American women are fat and rarely have thigh-gaps. The same reason applies to why Japanese men like big boobs.
>>556871201Is that why Iβm a furry
>>556871732is that why I like egg making sex with meowscarada
>>556871802Probably!
>>556871732flat chests are superiormeowscarada plap
>>556872075>flat chests are superiorwrong
I accept and love all boobs of all sizes
>>556872909cowtits are fine sometimes yes>>556873345basedpanty plap
>>556873421>sometimesok fag
I really really hate how they made the Payload a Level 1 Dispenser for no fucking reason other than to trick goyim into accidentally playing the objective.
>>556874489HOLY SHIT INFINITE ROCKETS PYRO IS SAVED
Why every idea for a proposed Heavy update has failed>redditor: heavy is boring! he should be faster and have combos!>100 iq person: just pick pyro then...?>redditor: no! he needs a new weapon, like the aircraft cannon!>100 iq person: why not pick soldier or demoman then...?>redditor: no! they should add fat scout into the game!>100 iq person: but you could just pick scout...? have you ever considered that heavy being a slow chaingunner IS the class, and you just don't like that?>redditor: [tard meltdown]
>>556874372what needs to be fat are the ass and thighsanything goes with the chest
>>556875476I thought they wanted to give heavy a big shield
>>556875008These also set people on fire, by the way. Scorch Shot on steroids.
>when you've been caught as a spy and you're trying to hide from the enemy team
>>556876637Sisters this is very relatable
>>556876637just facestab themalso why's the racist one pregnant
>>556875476what do they want heavy to do? he's mostly fine aside from sucking in 1v1
>>556877568Just revert the love and war minigun nerfs and heavy is perfectly fineNo he doesnβt need another lunchbox slotNo he doesnβt need a helmet that reduces bullet damageNo he doesnβt need a shieldWithout those stupid minigun nerfs, heavy is perfectly fine.
>>556877568>what do they want heavy to do?not be complete shit without a pocket medic
>>556877887>lunchbox slotthis one would be kinda nice
I wanna lunchbox slot
>>556876637As another anon said facestab them or whip out the revolver. If you have panicked there should have props or decorations to jump off from and ditch them. At worst case scenario of having CnD you can easily hide near alcoves of stairs or stick to thin pillars to get away from the heat.>>556877568>>556875476>>redditor: heavy is boring! he should be faster and have combos!In the game's defense Heavy have combos but it only involve switching between shotgun,melee and minigun at the convenient time. You use shotgun as a mean of initiate then backjump or forward jump to rev up minigun. That would help you to cover distance and fend yourself but most Heavy-mains prefer cosplaying as a sentry just to complain about sniper sightlines and spies. The only other "combo" I can think of is using melee slots to kill or punch things just like KGB but again most heavy mains only use GRU or FoS. That's simply it. If you want combos you play another class who doesn't have 400-500 dps potential.
>>556879869>facestab themthis is not a thing, shitters just propagated it because they got mad that they got backstabbed
>>556879869>most Heavy-mains prefer cosplaying as a sentryHow to tell people you don't know what you're talking about w/o telling them you don't know what you're talking about
>>556881690Sentry heavy is still a stereotype though.It doesn't matter if you or someone else you know jump rev constantly to avoid getting penalized, doesn't matter if you mastered tracking and burst firing with minigun at long distances, doesn't matter if you know sniper sightlines and can even bait spies to counter them, it doesn't matter if you mastered how to snipe a sandwich toss at your medic after 3000 hours at heavy either.A usual cycle of a heavy main is push forward with brute force of being a bullet hose, die to stupid shit then complain about lacking a medic in chat which they didn't turn back to check upon once. I know there are skillful heavies out there which doesn't even budge and massacre an entire server. Still doesn't change how Heavy is perceived by majority of players.
>>556882637>Sentry heavy is still a stereotype though.Yeah, among f2p gibus heavies.
>>556873345baby making sex with panty>>556879587I want to cum in honey's slot
>>556879869>heavy>shotgun
>>556877887>"heavy is perfectly fine">Phases through your shots even though you fire four rays every single tick>Gets killed a full half-second behind a wall, which exclusively happens with miniguns>Deletes all of your health before you can un-rev and move, because I am Demoman>Deletes all of your health before you can un-rev and move, because I have one(1) singular teammate
>>556879587i want sex with honey
>>556883214>>556886714many are saying this
>spy>revolver
uwu
>>556890648>60s german combat medic>high capacity rapid fire syringe gun
>>556891002meowscarada plap
>>556890648>doesn't leave shell casings behind>will literally never jam in a pinchi see no issue>it's not le silencedsilencers are a complete meme meant for earpro, not stealth. shooting one is still loud as hell on anything but a .22, it sounds like someone slamming their trunk closed on their 70's clunker in an underground parking garage
>shupo>plapvolver
That's not the name of the gun..
>>556891002making eggs....
shupo mating press
meowscarada mating press
/tf2g/ mating press
>>556892628yes!
need to mating press a /tf2g/ anon
>>556891932if that engi was close enough to headshot, she could've just stabbed him...>>556893168artist?
just how many avatarfags do we have
I'm only decent when I pyro and it's not even like W+M1 gameplay, it's the only class I'm competent at all its roles in and I feel like a fraud
>>556862515>if all they're doing is focusing on dodging spam with scout speed they're pretty hard to hit like pic relatedYeah except for the fact that you only missed because you're playing a game notorious for its dogshit hit registration, by a company already notorious for their dogshit hit registration.Yet another example of Valvecattle living in a different reality.
they should give heavy a big cannon as a primary weapon
>>556893376need to mating press that big tiddy witch girl
>>556893861sex with tristana
>>556893861they should give heavy a portable yordle cocksleeve that restores health when fucked
>>556893640Gutwix>>556893671like 2.5
>>556893861They did...
>>556894115holy baby making sex with midna
>>556894115>>556894071sex with meowscarada and midna
Average /tf2g/ thread
>>556894351sex with filterfag
>>556894351matingpress filterfag
>>556894351
>>556874489>>556876071Close enough. If PF2 ever releases (then dies within a week), we'll finally have our baby.
>>556877887What about the Steak?
>>556895113nta but it might be decent if it didn't give you dmg vulnerabilitylike jfc heavy is already locked to his melee for its duration, isnt that already enough of a downside?
>>556895567Remove the dmg vulnerability from the Warrior's Spirit while you're at it.
Would decreasing the movement penalty on the brass beast from 60% to 50% really make it OP?
>>556899289Would it be that big a deal? I dunno
>>556874489>I hate good game design that makes people want to win the gamewooooow
>>556899289No, because the slower spin up time and 50% movement speed penalty would still be pretty big detrimentsIncreasing the movement speed by 10% would only be a marginal buff
>>556893754excuses
ok with that out of the way, how do we unfuck the who long heatmaker?
>556900090>It is good game design that BLU team is given infinite health and ammo and half-cover and become this massive wrecking ball that Demoman and Demoman alone can do anything about, except Sniper is by far the best cart pusher, who is going to instantly remove 85% of the Demoman's health in 0.2 seconds.Do Valvecattle really?
>>556886306The push against heavy being able to being a lunchbox item and a shotgun is entirely forced by people who think just because they can out dm pubbers as a fat scout that shotgun heavy is equally viable to sandwich.
Still fucking dying without doing anything
>>556900323Who was the tf2ber that followed a f2p guy with huo long heater around for like 30 seconds, just because the guy either renamed it to who long or he said over the mic something like "wait till they taste my hu-hou-uh, who long heatmakerr" and he just kept repeating "who long" and laughing out of breath
>>556900858Incel Davehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3XPi1E7nYA
>>556900997thanks, i thought it was but couldnt find ityou are my hero
>>556900782>But Uncle Dane played it and said it was okay! >You mean to tell me>Le YouTuber>That le frags pubbers as shotgun engineer>Can le frag pubbers when given 300 hp????
lunchbox slot is the only major thing i want from a theoretical heavy update desubrass beast is mostly fine but i think just the -50% rev speed is crippling enough, i would change the move speed penalty to maybe -20%huo-long is also ok as-is, albeit extremely boring. i would completely rework it to shoot fireworks instead of bullets like its original conceptsasha and 'slav are perfect, natascha is disgusting but i don't want it changed because i like pissing people off with itsex with teri https://files.catbox.moe/oh1sqx.png
>>556902617>that last partYes, I agree 100%
I fucking suck how could you tell
HLH is for blocking ramps, stairs, any sloped surface with ring of fire so spy would have to approach from above the ramp which you have sightline for.Removing some of the movement penalty from Brass Beast wouldn't break the gun or balance but I think it's there for Heavy to be forced to wield shotgun.As for shotgun versus lunchbox I don't get how a simple concept like advantage of positioning fly over your heads.>be tomislav, sandwich, FoS heavy>peek a sniper sightline while revved and you get a headshot>you have to draw FoS just to position but you can not retaliate anyone along that duration>snipers can not be flinched by minigun fire from ranges farther than 750 units distance>you suffer damage falloff and have to meticulously burst fire to long range sniper just to deal chip damageVersus:>be stock, shotgun, holiday punch heavy>run out wielding shotgun to a sniper sightline>hopefully flinch him by shooting and crouch under its fire>whip out minigun when you are in range and suffer less damage falloffBoth approach require some kind of skill and there's no guarantee of success but I prefer not to get bombarded just because I revved up in a wrong time or position to get crossfired.
>>556902617>catbox what the fuck is wrong wΔ±th you tranny pedo scum
>>556905116what does the catbox site have to do with your buzzwords
Valve put in a big pretense of caring about mods and supporting them but they should've added promotional items for TF2C if that was the case.
>>556905116it's a paper bear
>>556902617this porn is ass bruh stop forcing your autistic fixations
>>556905434Valve is only going to step in if a mod is as popular as roblox/overwatch/splatoon, and if you achieve that you'll likely get a job there, but if you got that lucky imagine how much you would've made instead making it in literally any available public engine
idk man. guy who kept complaining about playing heavy without a pocket just needs to get better. I haven't played heavy in about a year and I can still go 2 kdr consistently. most of my deaths though are just spy tooif you want message me and I'll answer any questions through steam or something
>>556903850>HLH is for blocking ramps, stairs, any sloped surface with ring of firethis is not a real thing, this is something armchair general redditors say because they accidentally caught a spy on the stairs one time
>>556907067>hemorrhoids when his opponents are literal coughing babies
AAAAGAAA DOOOO DOO DOOOO
need milkies... milkies from fempyro
booba...
>>556908768double paizuri with lucy and loremaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6yaaUs0Z_4>Gabber says castaway plays plr_pipeline regularlyUhhh based? I think castaway has the best taste in maps out of most community servers.
>>556907578Hemorrhoid is literally the best tf2g player everyone elses webms here looks like drunk babies
>>556908768What about 'em?>>556909601Could use more custom maps>>556905434If only
>>556910047paizuripaizuripaizuripaizuri
>>556910047they're nice is all
>>556910496Fair. I'd share my really good ones, but I can't do that here.
>>556910619just catbox emalso baby making sex with malina
>>556909997of the people that post here now maybe?Idk though I've gotten my ass kicked by people who posted here before. I've gotten better since then so I wanna mge them again if they're still aroundI mged that oldfag poster a while back wanting to make a tf2g 6s team and he kicked my ass as well. But I don't think he posts here anymore either
>>556860490He just posts both copy pastas every thread. Obvious samefagging at this point.
>>556911225take your meds, seething retard
goodnight :3
>>556911403this is something only a newshitter tourist would say who has not seen literal hours go by between those pastas
>>556911403I'd understand if you'd think me and transtf2 guy are the same but me and kill pyro guy???him and I literally don't even have the same posting frequencyalso pyro is far from the worst class in the game. the true worst is engineer. just move the spawns closer lmao. engineer only serves to slow the game down and force people to go dh soldier
>>556910735Just one thenhttps://files.catbox.moe/auqywc.jpgback to dustbowl
>>556912240good shit that's some good shit right therethank you
>>556912040Then you are terminally online in this general because u pretty much always respond within 1 or 2 minutes. I'm not sure which is worse.
>>556911225(voice) scout: uhh no
>>556912407>>556747371? literally last thread
>>556905434With its 1000+ player count that will bleed further when people realize server browser is in TF2?
>>556912460You linking the wrong post?
>>556914698no, you, you obviously didn't actually look at which posts were linked in>>556860490before you responded to it calling them the same
>>556900097baby making sex with fempyro
This is a bucket.
>>556919261
>>556919449There's more.
>>556919480No...
>>556886306TF2C gives him the perfect weapon to counter all that.You can neither corner camp him nor tank the minigun damage at mid range.
>>556909601stolfo plap
>>556911928goodnight sleepy tf2gs
>>556913913>server browser is in TF2That may technically be true, but you know what vanilla TF2 doesn't have? Servers. Just try to filter by <150 ping and has users playing and see how well it goes.
>>556902617>lunchbox and huo-long changeyes>nataschaneeds a rework but I don't trust valve to do it (I don't want another amby situation)leave as it is
>>556907067>pyro actually trying to climb the stairsheh
>>556926859If Valve is going to omit functionality for ladders for literally only one game in their entire history, with prequels to said game having them just fine in their maps, then they should never be used decoratively in playable space, ever.Since Counter-Strike Source already existed for three years at this point, there is no excuse that they were omitted because this was Valve's phase where they really didn't like the player having their weapons active while using ladders. It's still possible, because Valve are historically retarded, but doesn't hold water without evidence.Fun fact: Beta versions of Dustbowl/Gold Rush still have ladders.
sandvichnom
>Doing the bottle taunt 3 times makes Demo drunk and your screen moveKino
>>556929813forced soul
>>556902617>brass beast is mostly fine but i think just the -50% rev speed is crippling enough, i would change the move speed penalty to maybe -20%20% damage bonus is an OP upside without a crippling downside to put the weapon in check. It needs a complete overhaul that has nothing to do with "slow but MOAR damage" idea.>huo-long is also ok as-isI would change the 10% damage penalty to not apply to building since buildings can't be set on fire.
Why do people hate Uncle Dane? Is it because he made that little jab tweet at Zesty? Did he post trans rights or something? I would find value in his videos if his annoying voice in the older videos and the shitty background music was something else. The "speak" his fans use in the comments is infantile, too.
>>556932163Uncle Dane said nigger once which is racist.
the sandvich as it released in the heavy update should have been slot 4 in 2007
>>556932163He unironically ruined the game.His videos are fine when he's not talking about anything actually important to tf2.
does your Jill have a collector's spectral spectrum bruised footprints virtual viewfinder?
>>556932163>Pushed hard for comp>Even went to Valve to talk to them about it>"If you can't accept that TF2 is becoming competitive, then maybe the game isn't for you anymore">MYM drops and it's shit>Still pushed the comp narrative (pic rel)>Years later>"Yeah actually I don't really care anymore, Valve has clearly abandoned the game so lol"He recently talked about MYM and instead of talking about the issues casual still has he has discussing how Valve's comp could totally work guys if they just updated it!He should've just stuck to Engi videos
>>556933080No my Jill rapes my beloved game and jerks off to ponies and underage fox girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>556933148This is why I've always flat out ignored the TF2 e-celebs and "competitive scene" in general. Don't give them any reverence that might enable them to sway the development of the game. I've known this in my gut since the early days, as far back as 2008-2009 when I saw people were having 6v6 competitions with restricted weapon usage. They aren't even playing the real game and I don't want their shit imposed on us. MYM is what happens when people watch TF2 e-celebs.Despite the fact YouTube has tried to recommend Jerma videos to me, I haven't even watched a single second of him. I don't trust a single soul having TF2 clout.
>>556860719>be highest value trans person in tf>banned from every furry server for mogging>want you to apply for neetbux>all i want is the painting style for my Collector's Conscientious Objectors and to make them all class rather than multiclass
>>556909997the guys in that webm are literally a pyro licking paint that he spares and a demo who lands exactly 0 dmg on him despite emptying both guns
>>556932163he was an influential community figure who led the community down multiple wrong paths, because he's a dumbass with shit opinionshe's a hypocrite as he's casually said the nigger word in the past (which is fine), but now cultivates a wholesome chungus persona and acts like he never did, while groomers and trooners surround himhis dozens of "how to improve" videos are literally just him paraphrasing the wiki for almost an hour while not providing any unique or useful informationhis overall style and fanbase are cringe
>>556934227Jerma was just a positive guy who did gameplay commentaries with a little humor because of his personality and bostonian accent, nothing really deeper than that. He was excited for matchmaking (like most people were) because he didn't know any better, and assumed it would be a net improvement. Kind of naive, but I can't really blame him for that, he's an optimist. https://youtu.be/9WL-j4fQX_Y
Hiiiii
Everyone on uncletopia is an insufferable faggot including unc himself but I hate random crits so much
"I am very confident that five years from now, there will be an entire generation of TF2 players who will cite making death threats and calling people nigger as a reason why they started to play the game in the first place"-Uncle Dane
Eric Andre
9/11 plane pilots be like: I'm only quoting the Eric Andre show bro
>>556941506everyone talks about how they hate to die to random crits, but they never talk about how getting random crits and killing someone else with them is always funny
The dreaded T slur
teri starts with T
>>556945457>alwaysrandom crits are only sometimes funny, at best
>>556946330I think random crits are fine because they unironically break stalemates. If you are locked in a spamfest, that's where they come in. If you're just roaming then the enemy won't have enough recent damage to get crits.
>>556945457If you play demo or soldier sure, but I dont play those classes much and it's way less funny to get random crits on the classes
>>556946330randoms crits are often funny at absolute worst. everyone expects their melee to random crit, those that don't are lying. vaporizing the enemy team when your minigun or flamethrower randomly turns into a laser beam feels euphoric, nuking 3+ people with a single rocket when you roll a 12 is funny
Zesty is right about casual though I don't always care for his takes on the art style of the game.quickplay.tf and TF2C and more mods will save us all
>>556947808Zesty doesn't even have a consistent standard when it comes to what cosmetics / warpaints are "good' or "unicorn vomit". It's not possible to say what his taste is.
>>556948019it's pretty consistent>looks like obvious out of place slop = objectively bad>is an already existing hat/he doesn't like it = subjectively bad>unique and fits the style of the game = goodit's not that complicated, and doesn't require a strict binary definition
NO MORE UNDER THIS POST!
>>556951841Nu-uh
>>556953121This is edited.
>>556935056I do not understand this post.
>>556933148>this picthese are the exact kind of "people" i've seen who've been shilling deadlock as the next big competitive e-sports game that totally won't be forgotten about when it actually fucking releases like artifact & ricochet were.
is something melting in here? smells disgusting!
y'know, the least they could do is make a blogpost about what's going on with the MvM update
>>556956698Why does he have boobs?
>>556957095idk why is that thing posted above you
I need more b4nny crashing out at that black dude that started playing comp
>>556957451>>>/t/witch
>>556948690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coEqtqDSgQMLook at his tier list, he puts decent hats like the Head Hedge in D tier for some reason.
>>556958106ain't gonna lie, endfield is hands down the most boring videogame I've ever played, Chen is cool tho
>>556911225this please
>no femscout for tf2cso close to greatness
>>556959295https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2 ask here for the mod
>>556958290>Playing EndfieldDon't do that. The first Arknights was based for being a tower defense game but the only thing Endfield has going for it is the kemonomimi girls with round butts.
>>556961050those are some fat pussy lips...
>>556958106it's competently made, but it doesn't go with anything, and it doesn't make any sense for these two guys to be wearing in new mexico, not even for comedy purposes like a steel pot or a piss-soaked bandanna
>>556961050Imagine being so bad at anatomy that you give a femoid a full ball sack when trying to draw camel toe.
>>556959295>>556859368
>>556961050>the only thing Endfield has going for it is the kemonomimi girls with round butts.and Chen and Tangtang, too bad they're trapped inside that game
tf2?
>>556961907piss off, anime and porn is tf2
i can't quit my porn and tf2 addiction
>>556962198Z + 8
>>556962629YOU CANNOT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!! sister attack
>>556962282Quitting TF2 is the easy part!
>>556963160egg making sex is easy
>>556963160big girl is struggling to stop playing with herself
>>556963160Why would you quit TF2?
>>556963949Wutville is removed from rotation currently
>>556956857valve never communicatesalso sex with zoe
Team Fortress 2 is fun.
>>556966774hohhhhh my goodness...life would be awesome having a gf who looks like that...
Both me and my friend got an aussie on our tour, how jelly are you guys right now
>>556967546Proof?
why is um uuuhh i forgot what i was gonna say...
As if Level 1 Sentries weren't plappable already.https://gamebanana.com/mods/652173
can furries stop grooming children through this game to proliferate their mental illness
>>556972591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Oo15P0LViI
good idea?
>>556972591saying this on /tv/ would get you banned for 3 days
>>556972591it's not just furries mate
>>556973019i don't care, they are the most disgusting, especially if you look at jeetnite or jeetblox
>>556972807>Outcast EngineerThis has my vote.
>>556972807too complicatedunrelated, but the huo long heater should have an MMPH meter based on dmg dealt that gives its bullets incendiary qualities (they ignite people, that's it) for 8 secondsbam wahoo i fixed the piece of shit, now the x2 ammo drain seems reasonable for such an upside, the extra dmg vs burning targets is more intuitive to use, and heavy has a ranged option that can help him against snipers
>>556973263the entirety of hypersexuality is not just exclusive to furfags, dream bigger man. Extend this out to lolicons, trannies, etc. too. They're all raped, and will rape others.
>>556973437the difference is that furry spergs are in charge of 95% of tf2 servers so they can openly be pigs and punish you for speaking against it
>>556971391Great, now Demoman can rape my Sentry, my Pyro, *and* my Sentry's Meow Skulls.
>>556973428Wow 8 DPS
>>556973713cool, just like irl but with other groups that are in charge of 95% of things!
>>556974154that's just the DoT, you're forgetting the gun also deals increased dmg to burning targets, and that the heavy could light anyone within his LoS on fire
>>556971391>>556973743>Level 1 Sentry out of ammo>Enemy Demo comes up and kabewms right into my gun's flash hider
>>556859804This but Soldier
>>556933080I will...
Should I be using a separate mouse sensitivity and dpi for Scout and Sniper? What would you recommend? Iβm a fairly new player and those are my favorite classes.
>>556976981a different sensitivity on different classes would fuck me up but you're free to try it and see how it works for you
I just wish I could light friendly huntsman arrows on fire with my huo long heater. Thatβs the only buff it needs.
>>556976981Generally, it's a bad idea to use multiple sensitivities because it can mess with your muscle memory.
>>556976981no. you should edit your sniper scope sensitivity multiplier to be like 0.833333 though
>>556976981sens is a spook. Pick the slowest sense you can comfortable do a 180 with and stick with it on all classes. also put this into your configzoom_sensitivity_ratio .793471There's different ways you can calculate sensitivity btw. There's one on how much distance of mouse travel to do a 360. But the important one for sniper is how much mouse travel per pixel of movement. Zoomed in sniper has much slower travel/360 than zoomed out sniper but that zoom_sensitivity_ratio makes it the same mouse travel per pixel
>>5569800480.793471https://www.teamfortress.tv/35467/on-the-correct-value-of-zoom-sensitivity-ratio
>>556980429>>556980492where did 0.833333 come from? i thought it was the multiplier that made your vertical and horizontal sensitivity the same while in-scope
ze shpee
>>556976981There's no one size fits all approach to sensitivity or any other setting, despite what Youtubers try to tell you before suggesting you buy a $300 mouse that weighs only 30 grams. I suggest choosing a sensitivity that feels acceptable enough and using it on all classes for a while, making observations about spots, classes, weapons etc where you feel like you need higher or lower values. Then you tweak it on those individual classes or weapons after you have a bit more experience. For example, I use 1.12 on Sniper, 1.2 on Scout and Engineer, 1.4 on Pyro and Soldier (shotguns) and 2 on Heavy, but I started out using 1.4 on everything.
>>556980961idk anything about it, just know that's what mastercomfig uses in their flat mouse pluginthere's also this post explaining the reasoninghttps://github.com/JarateKing/jarconfig/blob/master/docs/zoom_sensitivity_ratio.md
Any interp settings to make melee not be a cointoss if they register or not
>>556982643nomint splatoon character plap/babymaking sex/sloppy creampies/etc.
>>556982643squid making sex with marie>>556983456>mint splatoon characteryou don't deserve her fake fan
>>556972807Feels like two weapons stitched together. Remove all the extra flush and turn it into the designated mobility minigun and itβd be fine
>>556984338I wanted to say marie but she wasn't wearing her iconic cap so idk if it was an OC
tf2 is a hero shooter
>>556982643cl_interp 0.045cl_interp_ratio 3Only use on hitscan classes.
>>556986018Wrong retard, is a mercenary shooter.
>>556986075>Nine fucking ticksGood L-rd is that really what it takes for melee to somewhat function?
>>556986018Why does no one make class shooters anymore?Everything needs to be cooldowns moba/mmolite slop now
>>556972807>>556985370fair this better?
>>556986262
>>556986018no it's a class shooter dumbass>>556986201where are you getting 9 from?>>556988016why would anyone use this? it's basically a jetpack for fat scouts you can use as a flamethrower in a pinch
>>556988494>why would anyone use this? it's basically a jetpack for fat scoutsYou just explained why people would use it
>>556986262It's not popular (to shareholders) >>556988016Does the ammo stay the same? I'd have to see how fast you could go to make a better call
>>556989163yeah, but that's dumb and nobody would use itnobody even fatscouts |now|
>>556982643>>556986262>>556989208holy plap
>>556985619fooled by a hat... a real TF2 player moment
>>556986262>>556989208mating pressing squids and yordles
>>556990498uh nooo i was fooled by LACK of a hat>>556989208>spatshnnng
>>556990789that's what I meant
>>556992341>the same positive is also a negative
>>556992683>positive: it fires down, so you can fly>negative: it fires down, so you can't shoot people not directly below you
>>556992793or heavy has to bend over to shoot at the enemy
>>556992793Usually the negative doesn't use the exact same wording as the positive though. I would have it say >+ firing provides vertical thrust>- can only aim straight downwardto make it clearer why one is a negative and one is a positive
>>556994108Hmm. How about this? It still keeps the funny repeat, but now it's more clear why one is a positive and one is a negative.
>>556994717Yeah that works
>>556989674people are willing to use a rocket launcher that does no damage purely for a meme subclass involving spooning people to death. you under estimate what people will do "for the funny"
>>556988494>where are you getting 9 from?Interp ratio is just multiplying your cl_interp by cl_interp_ratio to get your total lerp. The values you put in equalled nine ticks or a whole 0.136 repeating seconds.The fact this value is so ridiculous and how you didn't know this, proves that you just spouted random nonsense as an excuse to post an off-topic tranime image.
>want to play pre-fortress 2>no players>/tf2g/ also has no players of any form of TF2Why should I not go to Overwatch
>>556986262Because nobody makes games for fun that isn't nintendo. Splatoon is technically the most recent class shooter to release even if it has a special button
>>557001324overwatch is a completely different gameif you want that game go play it if you want tf2 play tf2
>>557001642splatoon isn't really a class shooter because there's only loadouts, there's no classes. you only change your weapon, your grenade, and your press to win button
>>557001708>Didn't read awardI said I wanted Pre-Fortress 2.
>>557001324fuck off faggot
>>557001324overwatch is dead lol
>>556997860You're underestimating how scary 9000 hours soldier main is.They can and will team wipe with a shovel
>>557001324>overwatch
>The Poker Night items from the remaster will have a new quality in-game called "Reissued"
>>557001764Thats why I said technically. You choose your weapon and thats how you're forced to play for the entire round/game
>>557002192Source is here: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3897800/view/493842084753572649?l=english
>>557002049But >>556862073 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2stmQfv93oQ and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuxHZm73PU
go
>>557002410>my oldfag spelled shutter shades stay removed jelly and i can get a second pair to paint a different colorneato
HEY!Are the bots gone from quick match? I love TF2 But only have time to just jump into random quick matches, but it was infested with bots last timeAre they gone? Or somewhat gone?
>>557002410I already have 2 shutter shadesWhy would I want a third?
>>557003358Not even close >>557002431
>>557003358they've been gone for almost 2 years now
>>556998521my nigger in christ, idk who're you're confusing me for, but I ain't them
>>557003358the aimbots are gone (mostly)now we have afk idlebots that just take up space
>>556907067what hud is this?
>>557003358They've been gone since over a year ago, anyone saying otherwise is telling you misinformation The AFK bot issue being mentioned is not nearly on the same level as the cheater bot horde that was genocided and you're unlikely to run into any problems
>>557002431>>557003587blud's still posting vids from 2 years ago thinking it's current info lmao
>>557004482m0rehud
>>557002192>>557002410Is it gonna be a new quality? Seems like theyβll just slap βReissuedβ in front of the names
>>557003391Maybe you need a different color
Reissued Black Roseβ¦
>>557007134thanks
>>557003391>>557007508sisters
>>557003391>>557007508sex
>>557003391>>557007508baby making sex
Desu I donβt even remember why I started posted Meowscarada reaction images. I havenβt played Pokemon since Sun and Moon.I think /tf2g/ might have groomed me when it comes to this behavior.
you guys have too many waifus, everyone's shooting blanks with all the plapping they're getting up to
>>557012636I don't remember pokemon girls being posted here before you started posting meowscarada thoughegg making sex regardless>>557012767baby making sex with anon
>winning team says gg like I didn't just go equal or higher death to kill ratioI wanna like this game but fucking hell being bad feels like actual torture
Team Fortress 2
>>557016413Sex Having 2
>>557012767people have posted rosa before my adventures with the cat, but i guess im a bit excessive in comparison >>557012767i never shoot blanks
>>557016735pokemon girls as in the pokemon themselveswe had dawn, hilda, and rosa sure but not pokemon
Demofloyd is the funniest meme ever posted in /tf2g/.
keep jacking yourself off you're still the only one saying it's funny
>>557016796oh my bad
>>557017430>>556859368
TF2c going to steam completely ruined the mod, player base is completely brain dead now.
>>557017430Anime is tf2 culture, also check out the tf2g steam group >>556864009
>>557017312Truke
>>557012636I started a pokemon/shupo/yordle folder just because of this thread
>>557019018based
>>557019018Hell yeah sister
>>557019018same lmao
>>557019018i already had that
>>557020102same
>>557020102>>557020305Give us more of that then, so I can pass the time during my arena matches
>>557019918you sure have a lot of female siblings
>>557020102>>557020305>>557020330baby making sex with yordles and rouge
>>557019018Vex a cute so I might start one too.
tf2g
What kind of meds are tf2 players on to even think they won the tf2 vs overwatch battle? OW is hitting its record numbers whilst tf2 is dying.
>>557020482I look that mutant heavy jerking it, what 29k hours on tf2 does to a mf
>>557020102Yordles are the only good part of league.
>>557020906ass way too big
>>557020330>>557020467vex sex>>557020906ass perfect size
>>557020906I pretty much don't consider the fact that yordles are "from" something. They're just like any generic fantasy race to me>>557020948Correct
>>557020341The girlies here respond well to it
>>557020971real. would pocket a cultured peep like you.
>>557021868back at ya
>>557022146Would share my Dawn folder with if I could
>>557020906arcane was pretty cool, it could've used more yordles though
>>557022239that's quite alright my dawn folder is very large as it is
Trans Fortress 2 hours
Chad Fortress 2 hours
>>557023032trvke
>>557021752it would've been cool if they were on a real game you know? just like the shupos https://files.catbox.moe/7dnxhu.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ni9egi.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/lqcff4.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/a4nwep.png>>557022435haven't watched it
>>557022993Yep
>>557023268yordle mating yordle breedingeating yordle yogurt
>>557023032many are trvking this>>557023268you shoulds1 has great character writing and is a slow burn, s2's writing takes a dip but is more fast paced (to its detriment at times)
>>557022239cut to the chase and post your discord so you two can goon there and fuck off
>>557023383Bruh they do this every day, they use this as their personal discord
>>557023268oh sweet jesus is there an anal follow up to that image
>>557023721baby making sex with breezie
>>557023268Top tier taste
>poornJust say the word and I'll sodomize you
>>557022993Why do they do this?
https://vocaroo.com/o7KSi3MBaOI
>>557024530yea that sums it up real well
>>557024530literally me
>>557024530ultimate classic tf2g vocaroo
I just wanna talk about the game and post frags
>>557025445good frag bro
>>557025445boobs and frags go together like peanut butter and jelly my man
>>557025784The motto of Trans Fortress 2
>>557025445nice airshot bro
>>557025445ACES!
>>557026120>see boobs or mention thereof>think of tranniestotally not obsessed though
>>557026436don't respond to him he's just desperate for attention
>>557026436>>556859368
>>557026410>>557026327>>557025509so are we goooning in VC?
>>557028315we already did bro
you can tell he's talking to himself because he didn't refer to the poster as sister
>>557029638kek true
>>557029516inv?
we should have a blue archive collab with their halos as unusual effects
>>557030895still waiting for tf2g anon's halo effecthttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3373530246
>>557031306epic garden but i cant see any of that text you used to crop the feed
>>557031771he just cut & pasted the chat on the left
>>557026327shupo sex
>>556978025I know you're trolling, but there are real people in this world who believes aim is muscle memory
>>557037545Let me guess, medic main?
quickiebomb launcher > stickybomb launcher
>Launch game>Badwater attack >Die to Astralium sniper once>Close game Snipersisters I fucking kneel I simply can't deny the power over how much fun I have in this game
>>557026436>Spams off topic porn all day everyday, can't accept he gets mocked by everyone Erm totes mcgotes not normal pal
Reminder that you have to buy the game before the 19th of march if you also want the visor hat.It's a launch item.
tfw should have shupo yordlesjust sayin'
>>557051847don't ruin yordles like that
What should the next OP be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koxj92dhchA
>>557056132We need more of this as the op
how long until they add roleplay taunts that are just the mercs gooning
>>557051847this
when's the (M)mammary (V)S (M)eatrod update coming?
Ironic coming from Vipeshttps://bsky.app/profile/vipes.bsky.social/post/3mekssyd4fk2u
>>5570606582 weeks
>>557056132Good OP material right here
>>557060721Vipes being a blatant transphobe again, right in their safe space where nobody (except this decade-long stalker) would notice. He really is /ourguy/.
>>557062704Vipes got mad at an Anon disgustingShit talking the troon coom spam here. He is not our guy.
>>557024530What a CRINGE edit.
>>557024530what a BASED edit.
>>557060752that's too long!
What aboutBringe?
>>557065559Trust ze plan.
HOLY SHIT the mvm update is livehttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400
>>557067434Stop making this post.
>>557067434Cultured post
>>557067434the boy who cried wolf
new cosmetic on the workshopyea or nay?
>>557070468This isn't TF2.
>>557071006that's tf2
>>557071029Incorrect.
>>557071415lopunny is tf2core
>>557060721kek i just ran in to him in world of warcraft he didn't reply in-game but went to wowg to call me out there instead
>>557072034actually I bet it's him samefagging his twitter in the thread nobody has talked about him in a while and suddenly he is crawling all over /vg/
>>557062704>calling out a freak on bluesky>no engagement, just for the sake of itHero.
>random fag said some shit on twitterI literally don't care
E-celeb power hour already?
every day until you like it
>>557073840Damn
avatarfaggot hour already?
Who should the next president be?
Scout voted for Demobama.
I can't sleep until 6am because of my ADHD.
>>557074656sure seems like it
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>557080761Because TF2 is dead and has been for close to an entire decade now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNxg5stxlhkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2stmQfv93oQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuxHZm73PU
>>557060658>>557060752>>557065559holy paizuri
>>557065583>>557065559>>557060752>>557060658So do you like black men or no?
>>557070468egg making sex with lopunny
>>557049930>he thinks i'm the porn spammerwew lad
>>557049930>wakes up at 6 am>immediately starts schizobabbling about pornoh yes you're totes the arbiter of normality
I think Iβm going to buy a bagel
>>557086935a koth_bagel?
>>557086935sex with meowscarada's bagel
>thought zesty would be playing TF2>he's streaming fucking Minecraft
>>557086597>>557086773You need Jesus
nah. i already have pipe jesus
>>557087875I already walk with Him buddy
>>557087485>jesus is having a lot of fun playing tf2cgold rush bros...
>>557087875stop shilling that twink tftuber
ok satan
(voice) b4nny: SATAN EMERGEShttps://soundcloud.com/b4nny/satan-emerges
>>557088163sounds to me like gold rush flopped, not just bigly, massively, it might even be the biggest flop of all time
>>557088127>gets mad at people making fun of the porn addicts spamming tf2g even tho he walks with christ
>>557088941mad? no, I'm simply telling you to find better ways to spend your timesomeone who actually walks with Christ would not live their lives waking up just to be hostile towards their fellow man
>>557091115holy babble sister, no one cares
^ I knew it was a larp
>>557091434You literally contradict yourself in the first sentence, you're babbling and projecting as per usual. Practice some mindfulness and just jerk off big guy
I'll pray for you to find peace
>>557091901thanks big girl
what's sad is both of you do it for free
>>557092342based pornchad
Fun thread
>>557092342Nobody posts porn here though.
>Mine Layer nerfedtf2c bros...>>557088597sounds like not removing auto reload and a bunch of retarded ass changes were enough to keep the game alive
>>557093410I do.
>>557093746maybe next they can make sniper fun
>>557092342you should him sister, you're not the loser here
>>557092342Why do you post porn here though? Is your discord server out of children to groom?
>>557093953Incorrect.
>>557092914baby making sex with raven team leader
>you should him
>runs at you with the dead ringer>dies>dies again
do not the him
>>557092595Fuck off floydfag
>>557095702ESL much?
>>557094453ESL babble
ALS?
>>557092342>schizo spends his entire day seething and reporting (unpaid/rent free)>deletedlmao like clockwork
>>557097349>hewho are you trying to fool, panchito?
>gets his post deleted for admitting he is here just spamming porn all day>proceeds to have a meltdown
>>557097234>>557097582babble schizo
>>557097704NTA but the only one having a meltdown is the retard who wakes up at 6 am and starts immediately ranting about porn and tranniessomeone calling out his nolife behavior is not the one melting down
Am I a retard
>>557097902nta but idc bout the babble from you or them, especially since it's contradictory
>>557097994yes but you're the likable kind
>3 dayslol
>>557098110
>>557098110amazing how they give no shits about the ESL schizo spending all day melting down about trannies for 200 posts but ban you for 1 post mentioning porn this is why /vg/ is dying
shoutout to my shupbros would pocket all of you and i dont even med much
>come to adult website>get mad at seeing adult images
that's not what I said but keep seething ESL retard
Why are you guys so mentally sick
the only girls itt are in your head
>>557098646>guysit's one samefag schizo who won't leave us alone
>557098723I'm talking about you too, look at what you're doing
>>557098509Adult images aren't allowed on blue boards though.
You must simply stop giving them attention
>>557098646janny doesn't do xheir xob
>>557098392Based shupking.
>>557098110Using a VPN and ban evading is very sad, why not take a break?
>>557098791>make 1 post pointing out the actual problem>ermmmm you're just as bad as him!!ok didn't realize I was talking to the schizo
>>557099068>>557098646
>>557098826sex starring her will happen today
(voice) spy: ahem
>>557099401now THIS is spicy
>180 images>110 of which are unrelated coomer spamSeek help
>>557099827Why, he's normal and cool... It's you who is mad and a schizo...
i....like gravel pit
how do i get transparent viewmodels without the game putting a vaseline filter on everything
>>5570998279 years since the Jungle Inferno update, sir.
>>557100074me too bro
>>557100074is that a controversial opinion? gravel pit is good
>>557100450fuck...yea......>>557101074i just meant it in the sense that i haven't played it in forever and thought i wouldn't like it. finally got the chance in tf2c and i like it
>>557101247konata..... madmilk.....
>>557101247GIWIWK
>>557099827184*
>>557099827Why do they post these images on tf2g?
tf2 classified?
>>557098067yay :3
>>557099151is there a mod for her yet?
do I cap?
>>557106287not yet
>>557106401tell me when
my fucking game crashed taking this screenshot
>>557106769deserved
>>557106769:(
finally.
there'll never be a game that makes me smile as much as tf2 does
>>557108160We won sisters
>>557109140>>557098274
okay this is actually fun
yeah plapping yordles is very fun
plap plap plap plap plap
well damn apparently saying she's not a gf if she has a dick is enough to get you kickedwhat the fuck happened to this shit
>>557112010>>557112257me with poppy rn
>>557112778well that's fucking gay as fuck
>Overwatch has no offline practice mode>"Practice vs. AI" actually means being matched with human teammates to suffer from and make you suffer for your lack of experience with the 30 majority-redundant Concord-ass heroesSo it's not possible to play TFC, Fortress Forever, Pre-Fortress 2, or even Overwatch?And what the fuck happened to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj6duP3Ynt0 FUNKe? At least TF2 lets me get acclimated to the nine distinct classes by playing bot matches. I am really expected to just hop in with humans immediately after installing, with zero opportunity to get my bearings.I just wanted to play Team Fortress Classic.
>>557112785This this many girls are saying this
>>557112608get bent faggot
>>557112608floydschizo gets owned
>>557112608too many trannies found out about TF2 and took it overnot the ironic kind the actual kind
>>557113642>>557113764well damn guess i can't be a pussy enjoyer anymore
>>557112608Trannies roam in packs, if you see one they're probably queued with fellow discord grooming victims who will all vote you off the island. It is generally safe to drop some trvkes on them if they are on the opposing team, however.
>>557114192>>557114474i'm remembering why i stick to single player old shit now
>>557100245You don't, because even in TF2C which has full code control, it works via an exploit involving HUD, HDR, and motion blur.If you want your game to look pretty (Read: <120 FPS), then you have to settle for fully opaque models that are minimized, or no viewmodels at all.
>Tf2g
>>557115393don't listen to the schizo ranting about tf2g he's yelling at shadows
>>557115429tf2c's version lacks the vaseline filter which is why i wanted to use it in tf2 in the first place>then you have to settle for fully opaque models that are minimized, or no viewmodels at all.seems like thats the case, thanks for responding
>>557098348>only /vg/*this entire websiteTourists are everywhere, 4chin is dying
>>557108160LOLLLLLLLL
shupootis
>>557115393Ye trannies ruined tf2 unfortunately
shuposhuposhupo
I see the shupotelligence is safe
shusafe and shusound
what's goin' on
I'm not paying you to dawdle
Do you welcome or oppose people that cheese money in MvM w/ vacc exploit?Why mvmlobby.tf people always throw a bitch fit about it?
>>557124260because they're fucked in the headinstead of speeding up their slot machine rolls they want to be spergs about it
>>557124142Spread your ass and don't worry about it.
>>557124142shupo hours
>>557125468Trans Fortress 2 hours = Shupo hours.
>>557124260I just think it's a waste of time since valve missions are already piss easy
All Valve needed to do was execute every single emporiumtroonMaybe then TF2 would've been in a better state today
(voice) sniper: boom. kirkshot.
>>557127814trvkealso baby making sex with lulu
>>557127814Friendly fire
*cough*
>>557130862wonder what those guys are up to
>>557127814What Valve needs to do is revert the last decade of terrible updates.I honestly can't think of anything positive aside from the 64bit patch and the second banana.
>>557131460
>>557131460vex paizuri
>>557131901this but also lulu naizuri
>>557127814the emporium is the only people keeping this game alive fuckhead without them the last content would have been the jungle inferno with only bug fixeses after
>>557129415kek
>>557132020That would've been preferable
>>556859046my edit! yay!! :D
>>557131460not all of the things from the past decade have been bad
>>557132458luv u bwosmoooochkeep it up
>>557132961stop acting gay
>>557132458you did a great job, it especially pissed off the resident schizo lol
>>557133305jealous?
>>557133445n-no...
lmao. habib is on house arrest right now and was forced to stop smoking weed. he just talked about it on his twitch stream
>>557135434for what crime
>>557135604didn't say exactly. Didn't even say he was on house arrest. Just said stuff like "my ankle feels heavy. heavier than the other ankle", "can't go to the gym. actually can't even go outside", "don't have my phone", "probably can't even go to LAN" (even though he already bought a ticket to poland)
>>557115723This guy has a slight lazy eye
>>557135960oh so he this is all just speculating. just say that
>>557108231What hud is that?I know that's surface font
>>557136852bruh he literally said "they're watching me", "I can't talk about it", "if you want to know dm or call me actually you can't call me I don't have my phone. discord call me", and he read a comment saying "heavier ankle huh..." and he said "oh finally you're catching on. finally someone in the chat using their brain"I'd honestly bet my left nut on habib being on house arrest>>557137221m0rehud
>>557137314fair enough. i wonder what he done did
One day someone at valve will care about the team fortress franchise again. I just hope I can see it before I die even if it takes another two decades.
>>557124260>>557124423>my slot machine rolls are more legitimate than yours, I can't let you roll the slot machine with memvm fags are some of the most broken people in all of gaming>>557137314compfags sure are mentally ill too
>>557139568One furfag with 934 rours on 2c went out of his way to try and kick me after I asked for a teleporter exit on top of a rock. He claimed it's cheap and that he didn't want me there
>>556718454still thinking about this image from the last thread
>>557135434>only well known "habib" type of person in tf2 community>turns out to be a criminal
https://youtu.be/bhrCFZDeljc
>>557150429now this is epic
>>557002192Is this going to make the original items skyrocket in price? Even if it does, who would buy it, when they can get almost the same thing from the remaster?
>>557132787>not all of the things from the past decade have been bad99% of them were though
dead gamedead general
shupo gameshupo general
>>557138132It's kind of sad that joshie is the only person who seems to be actually enthusiastic about TF2, but I don't know if he'll be able to carry the game back to its former glory.
>>557159418sex with meowscarada general>>557156243>>557159930sex with shupos general
>>557138132Last huff of hopium is the 20th anniversaryIf they can't even bother doing something with it like they did with Half Life, then yeah they just don't care anymore
>>557155818The original items aren't tradeable thoThis will just plummet the price of steam keys for the original game, since people that want the items can just get them from the remaster nowRIP those that spent hundred of dollars on steam keys lol
>me, who got the items for free with SAM
>>556875476>>556877887I for one think that they should VERY SLIGHTLY reduce the rev-down time to dramatically increase the viability of shotguns on heavy while overall keeping gameplay mostly the same. It should still take a moment but it would be nice if it felt less sticky, especially after the universal buff to weapon switch speed.
>>557165051>Buy remaster>Use SAM to get all item achievements>RefundThis will surely cause a noticeable dent in their profits
The Lugermorph is a direct upgrade because it makes everyone think you're a tryhard Scunt just by equipping it
>>557167867And when everyone is a tryhardβ¦No one will beβ¦
>>557137314sounds more like typical comp schizo late onset
Is that how "golden pan is op cuz it has a hidden 1% more crit chance" starts?
I haven't played since 2015. How bad is it now?
>>557171883actually nevermind I just scrolled up and if this is the type of person who plays now, I'm good
>now
> TF2 on Source 2Realistic, or just a dream?
>>557171883Besides the bot removal, nothing has changed at all since 2015, you should be able to assimilate back to TF2. That's kind of the biggest problem about the game though -- nothing has changed other than maps and cosmetics.
>>557172618>looks at CS2Hopefully not
>>556875476>revert the retarded and completely unnecessary love and war nerfs>Rework Natascha and Huo long heat maker, which are just fundamentally bad weapon concepts that never should've been added and are two wasted entries in the primary weapon slotThis is all I want
>>557172793
la dee daaaaaaaaaaaaa~
tf2g killed tf2
>>557182134i will find himi will capture himand no one will ever die again
>>557182134i've done no such thing!!11!
>>557182134I donβt think it's anything to worry about
>>557182194*claps* good on yah!
>>557183007why are you shaking your ass at me?
>>557183985no one can resist it
>>557184979jfc what are those particles
https://youtu.be/xV2kV6VcZVo?t=2274>Overwatch removed the 2, gave us a big-titty brown lady, a cute Chinese ninja lady, and a cat -- and their player numbers doubled>that's ALL THEY HAD TO DO to double their fucking player count>...imagine how many more players would stick around in TF2 if you could actually play the game for more than 5 minutes at a timeUhhh Zestdog, "extend the round timer to increase player count in TF2" is not the conclusion everyone is drawing from this.
>>557191324thistf2 needs shupos, female yordles, female pokemons, and foxgirls
Doc! C'mon man!
>>557191324proper conclusion is that valve's project TF should flip around the characters a bit to not be a sausage fest. imagine the sales on cosmetics if the medic in the next game was a hot lady lmao. also an increase in female playerbase would be nice
>>557192265Many are saying this.
>>557191324does he not know overwatch also has matchmaking?
>>557191324>compoids in 2014tf2 should be more like overwatch>zesty in 2026tf2 should be more like overwatchcompoids can't stop winning
>>557194920baby making sex with vex
>>557191324I feel like the problem with this argument is sure, you can say the playercount doubled because of sex but how long will Blizzard *retain* that added playercount? As far as I can tell the game is still the same as OW2 (aka boring shit) so none of it matters. Overwatch's problem isn't the lack of sex appeal, it's still the same shitty game that made me quit years ago.
haha xorn
>>557192265you forgot elegg
>>557196986baby making sex with tasque manager>>557197703baby making sex with both shupos
>>557197703baby making sex with exactly one shupo
>>557199754okay then I'll take the other one
>>557194541Valve doesn't actually know how to make gooner-coded games. Even in games with a lot of girls like Deadlock and Dota 2, they don't really have any slutty, sexually-appealing characters except for Lina Inverse.
>meet an extremely good player last night and have a tough but fair match up>randomly meet up with the same player again today and we're on the same team, unstoppablehonestly kinda love little moments like this bros...
>>557201568That's an absolute lie Dota 2 has a ton of characters with obvious fanservice and look at how the internet reacted to Ivy and Lady Geist
i don't think i've ever masturbated to a valve character - unless you count femscout, but that's derivative, not something directly designed by valve
>>556893754>Yeah except for the fact that you only missed because you're playing a game notorious for its dogshit hit registration, by a company already notorious for their dogshit hit registration.no he just missed retard. play the missed shot on the med in slow motion
>>557202279Not even Zoey L4D or the sexy Combine Assassin?
i don't think i've ever masturbated to a valve character - unless you count rei ayanami
I always masturbate to Valve characters - especially if you count Fempyro, Femscout, Ms. Pauling, Scout's mom, Olivia, Zhanna, Young Administrator, Mags, Caster's Quarterly Witch, and Fried Chicken Tramp
Trans Fortress 2 hours it seems
>>557204335zased
>>557194920>>557196986>>557197703>>557202681>>557204335
Chad Fortress 2 hours it seems
>>557204989Chads don't spent all day spamming their gender swap porn on a new mexican hat trading game.
>>557205210>all dayYou're right, it was only 1 post. Meanwhile chads don't spend all day complaining about 1 post on a new mexican hat trading forum
Gentlemen?
>>557184979cool particles
>>557205443>no maskthis is crap mate
>>557205443put the mask back on
>>557202681>>557204335I will rub one out to every one of those characters in that orderafter this egypt match
>>557205861Based
>>557205302Now you're just confirming the delusions
>>557208186No you retard, only 1 image posted was gender swapped, the rest is women
>>557205861well, did you do it?
he never did it...
plap
more like dead fortress 2 general.
more like sex with masked women fortress 2 general
>posting enough porn as a "gatekeeping" tactic to the point where it stops being ironic and starts being a porn generalsasuga /tf2g/-kun
Is a paper bag a mask
>selling an unusual but a bot has a listing for it as well>expect them to try and lower it to get a sale>they've raised it by 2 keys since i posted minewhat are they thinking
>>557220530Many are saying this.
>>557220981yeah it counts
>>557163432>bought a dealer's visor for fun a few months ago for $0.30>it's worth $8 nowto the moon
>>557222251sell it now you fool it's gonna crash once people get their "reissued" dealer's visorsno one's gonna care enough to want it in yellow
>>557220981isn't that like the equivalent of leatherface for her to do that
update from TF2 classiifed:>nobody wants to play heavily-moderated servers>people naturally choose to play "4chan slum servers">they have implemented a by-default filtering of all "4chan slum servers", basically banning the servers from being seenoh GOD
>>557222914tranny control freaks gonna tranny control freakthat's why this game should never be fully given to the "community"
>>557222519holding it because even if it crashes back to $0.30 i bought it because i wanted a dealer's visor. worst case scenario is that it goes less than $0.30 but realistically traders are gonna hold onto it as a new 'rare' item
>>557222914trannyism can't win in the marketplace of ideas so they have to force people to accept it, what else is new?
>>557222714She can graft any sort of paper onto her if she has tape or glue so itβs probably way worse than that
>>557226395so thereotically she could glue big boobs on
>>557222914Is the moderation actually that stingy or ?
>>557226780I mean the sense you can't call someone retard in those servers or just be kinda annoying?
I wasn't there at a time but seeing Teri repeatedly reminds me of that thread caption where anon put Teri in a jar. Anyone have that picture of thread caption?
>>557226490Oh probably. It seems like if she believes it will work then it will work, but Iβm overthinking a cartoon at this rate.
wow this is a disappointing display.
>>557227871improve it then
>>557217076>>557220530Agreed
>>557228269maybe i'll have to take matters into my own hands.
I wish I had a girly boyfriend to play TF2 with. I'd pocket them as medic!
>>557229267why?
>>557230506Cause I like girly men.
>>557230701why?
>>557229267Viva without his trip
>>557231008I never post without it
>>557231450>>557231450>>557231450GOTTAM
>>557231340no one cares nigger go back into not posting
>>557231968You cared enough to reply back
>>557232087>"I'm starved of attention"ok faggot
>>557232349Why do you keep giving it to me then? Obsessed much?
