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Apollofags, I apologize. You were right.
>>556867439>multiple target ult that bounces during teamfights
Celeste is they/them>Celeste is they/themCeleste is they/them>Celeste is they/them
volvo says trans rights :3
Bros what the fuck is this kit
is it just me or she has something fucky with her gravity/air movement?
How it happenedNever 4get what they stole from you
She's LITERALLY just Lux but looks like a whore
>>556867505I'm not gonna lie this kit seems boring
can someone explain why they gave a pure mage kit to an acrobat? this literally makes no sense at allwould have been kino on some punk mage but nooo
>"I feel bad for the normies that can't breathe fire"
her kit is like a lol hero with lich ult
Welcome to the team, hoe.
>celest has bouncy bulletskinda cool
*sigh*>buys spirit shield, spirit res, counterspell, and spellbreaker
Will Apollo be as fun like Victor? hence being the last two being voted
>she says normies/ourgirl/ confirmed
>joined the Ritual to save the soul of one of her friendsThe perfect woman, a unicorn, you could say.
God tier character.>Fun as hell kit>Amazing voice>4 Stamina so she's has great air mobilityShe is the best character so far. And you were all FOOLS to wait until now to vote for her!
le horse face
>Lich UltCELLY GONNA HAVE YO MAMA
https://youtu.be/ZUOCI6iwq_k?si=IsSHWrhi2wr4fnTq
>>556867658implying lux isn't garen's breeding sow
Apollo got framemogged by the Baroness' doorman
>>556867637burn in sodom
Her ult seems cracked if you can hit it.
>>556867725Apparently he has the highest skill ceiling.
inhouse now
>Bouncy homing right clicks>Massive AoE>Lich ultOkay yeah I can see her being fun
Should've never bet against waifufags
I can already imagine throwing a tantrum after she killed me with a light melee attack.
CHAIN OF FROST!
I kneel celeste fags, shes actually good release.the tats are still ugly but her voice makesup for it
>>556867790his cortisol be spiking fr
why does she sound like...that?
>>556867505>order of release was predicted hour onemaybe it really was rigged
I'm good with the accent choice but the actor is not quite landing it.>>556867715Honestly the only kind of interesting thing about her, but it's a shame the skill expression is neutered by the fact that they automatically bounce towards enemy targets if the projectile just lands somewhere close to them.>50% of the new heroes have some sort of aim assist to their M1s besides generous headshot hitboxes
>>556867845i'm waiting for the no tattoos mod
>>556867715She is growing on me. I was voting for Apollo out of Irony.
Her horn lights up when she has the buff from 3
why does she have a jacket
Celeste won bigly.
>burst spirit hero with a shieldI think I'm gonna play her bros...
>>556867762She's so pretty I love her
>>556867635nigga your reading skills?
her voice is very hot
The voice actress owes me sex
>>556867715>that autoaim>autoaim ult>mega unmissable hitbox 1 2 3>forced "get off me" button that forces you not to attack her and let her run away>3 charges with 0 cooldown and a hitbox of china on a no extra charge, no extra range buildyep, egirl and noskill nigger herojust reminds me of lux with her ult being similarly braindead
>>556867505>she doesn't turn into a horsei'm dissapointed but the lich's ult is nice
long ass neck
>that voice actingsounds like a tranny
Remember how Apollofags were crying about how she would be boring?Lmao
>the sparkle sfx when she hits poses during air dashes, slides etc. Sovl
Her bouncing projectiles have a massive auto-aim after bouncing lmao
>>556867826Kino imagery
>>556867715>yet another autoaim herokek
>>556867806Max shield and just solo lich ult people.
>>556867762>Far left - IT'S OVER
What is the purpose of her gun bouncing?
>Try to hide behind cover>She just bounces balls to you anywayAnnoying
>>556867981you wish
>>556867996she seems like a pretty boring support hero to me
>>556867978Almost like she's a horse.
>jersey girloh no no no
I AM GOING TO BUILD HER AS TANKY AS POSSIBLE AND CHARGE AT PEOPLE RELENTLESSLY
>>556867772>>556867839We're so back, coldbros
shame about the fuck ugly tattoos
Why is she so short?
Her projectiles have pseudo pierce btw. Basically guaranteed they'll bounce /through/ the first target.
Reminder that this is a game for lesbians :) Silver and Celeste are a couple and have hot steaming drunk kinky sex before, during, and after the ritual :3
>>556867789lux may be a whore but she doesn't look like oneceleste is the full packagenoskill, ugly, egirl her and a cashcow once "surprise mechanics" come out
One man remains in the shadows...
>>556867946>TattoosSEXO!!!!>>556867897Designers said to make her look less bland. And it worked.
>>556867715>has holiday-tier air strafing by defaulthmmmmmm
>new jersey accent>bimbo
>>556868087she is a little pony
>>556868046She's not even a support hero, nothing she does directly affects her teammates, she only buffs her own abilities. It's like calling Warden a support hero.
>m1 is cool, or was cool until they disabled split shot>no alt-fire>1 is a whatever ability, deal damage then deal damage>2 is as cool an ability as a barrier can be, thank god you can't put it on allies; ms bonus doesn't maker her a movement character though>3 is a league of legends ability, who cares>4 is lich orb, very innovativeshe sparkles during air dashes so I don't know why they didn't commit to swan like passivechallenger for the biggest disappointment of the patch
Celeste was made for movement gods.
>bouncing auto aim projectilesso uhgun celeste with ricochet?
>>556867897at least she doesn't wear it in when performing
>>556867682>>556867728just when we thought the writing couldn't get more reddit
>>556868120no it didn't.
>>556867996Saving the best for last, Apollo with be in every match for eternity. Your team will flame you for choosing abrams first pick over him.
>neat kit with a few unqiue abilities>even her self-shield has a couple unqiue interactions>unique gun>lore that actually gives her a reason to be in the game in the first place>unique low gravity mechanic>great design and animations>voice that actually fits the setting for onceFinally some good fucking food.Is she the only other character with 4 stam beside Ivy?
>>556868046>has 3 damage abilities and a self-shield that can also do damage>"support hero"Ok anon
sexo....
What's she doin?
>>556868046She has no support abilities her shield is self cast only.
neat!
>>556868025VENATOR CAN LITERALLY DO 2K DAMAGE WITH HIS FUCKING SNIPER ULT, CAN YOU JUST LET US AIMLETS HAVE SOMETHING NICE FOR ONCE???
I'm on quick cast mode and you can hold her 4 forever
>>556868101A "man" who claims to hate lesbians posted this, further repeating their talking points
>4 StaminaBest character of the group so far.
>>556868101reminder youll be gone in the next 24 hours
>>556868046There's nothing support about her.
Bruh she is Lich
>>556868046she's a mage not a support
>>556867505What is her kit?
Here ult apparently doesn't bounce when they're literally on top of each other
>>556868250relax tranny, you got your transbian icon
>ult bounces off the ball
>>556868157The air control makes her a movement character
>>556868201normie is a 4chin word
>her voice is cute, reminds me of pic relatedonly wish she had an actual tail
>acrobat character>kit doesn't involve movement at allok...
>>556868030
>>556868236the tattoos really fuck it up
Just voted Apollo. I've got a feeling we're gonna make it next time.
celeste's animations are so crisp, silver needed extra time in the oven
>>556868201The earliest known use of "normie" dates back to the 1950s
I would be fine with her having small boobs but something about the way they look is odd. Having small boobs fits for a circus performer, acrobat, etc., but they just don't look right. I can't articulate it better than this.
>>556868224>great design
>>556867505
me and apollo when he comes out
>>556868046>[The Celeste Discord HATED that.]
>4 stam on a woman characterTransistors?
Her bolts auto aim if you hit them on the ground next to heroes? Graves and this bitch are literally made for noaim thot streamers on twitch. The damage falloff also starts from where they hit the ground
>See her projectile>Realize it's slightly homing and a built-in ricochet>Immediately think about split shot>It's disabledNani the fuck?
bhopping is truly back, thank you yoshi
>>556868224Grey Talon also has 4 stamWhich is kinda weird but he'll probably get reworked
>>556868429she has pretty bad posture if you look at her from the side, it makes her boobs seem smaller and weirdly flat even though you can tell they're still there
>>556868224Gay talon and vyper
>>556868436Apollo is a child you pedo
>>556868394Unironically need to amp up the yid component of the accent up more, it's not sexy enough unless every vowel sound is rammed up into her sinuses before it escapes.
>>556868405So there see I out
>>556868458celeste is transunicorn transition to human
....
We all knew Apollo was going to be last place
>>556868362holy newfag>>556868428being a disingenuous faggot already? incredible
>/pol/tards let troons psyop them into agreeing that random female characters are troons
>>556868505Didn't he have 2 stam before, and they just buffed him because he sucked ass?
>>556867635Die.
>>556868429She has literally 0% boobs but her stance has her pushing her chest out which just makes everything look weird.
League had their own character with lich ult idk why league babies are comparing her to luxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Alright, who do I vote for next?
>>556868479>using items the eay they were intended to be used? NERFED!Heh Yoshi got another one
>>556868527well I'll wait a few years until he's had a few relationships and lived life first
jersey horsie
Not looking forward to seeing her ingame, her ult seems obnoxious.
It isn't over yet Apollobro's. Once they count Steiner's votes it will flip into our favour.
Why would she be a support hero? She has no stun or heal in her kit, only a mediocre defensive silence. She's a spirit nuker that punishes heroes that are grouped up together
>>556868545Can she headshot?
>>556868613>>556868434
Celeste won, bigly
>>556868565How am I being disingenuous, I'm stating facts here
OHHH IT'S LIKE TEMPLAR ASSASSIN'S RIGHT CLICK IT KINDA CHAINS BEHIND THE TARGET except unlike Dota this is easier because you control the camera
>>556868397>>556868503perfect air control, max stam = bhop queen
Why does silver need unstoppable in brawl but I can play her fine without unstoppable in the main game? There should be even less CC in brawl due to 2 less players yet I lose basically every game I dont get CC resistance on silver in brawl
>another m1 hero
>>556868285>short range spirit aoe (similar shape to venator's 2) that applies a debuff that causes her to also do spirit damage when she shoots any enemies caught in the aoe>self-shield that explodes if enemies bust it, silencing the enemies>damage AOE that gives her spirit amp>bouncing ball projectile as ult>4 stamina
ricochet is hilarious on her
>>556868576>polfags>troonsOne and the same
>>556868546Maybe they shouldn't have given him a generic ass "DND Rogue Tiefling" design, especially since leaked dialogue shows that he's the son of an Ixian dictator, he could've been the demonic young Kim Jong Un of this game...
>>556868693thank fuck its not
>barrier only blows up if you take enough damage not if it expiresthis ability is SHIT
>>556868250>>556868025She's not auto aim>>556868046You don't play this game and it shows.
is her increased air accel actually written anywhere?
>>556868702Ty anon
>>556868713>Ixian young Bashar
>>556868648Mein Apollord, yoshit..
>>556868546It ain't over, Apollochads. You just need to believe and trust the process.
>>556868653yes she can
>>556868650leaguebabs do not post in OUR general!!!!!!
Apollofags on suicide watch
>>556868565the first time i heard normie was in fallout 1 from a ghoul
Mystic/resto shot follow her projectile perfectly, including bouncing and the bounce auto aim.
>>556868576She has 4 stamina. If the stamina is more than 2 its not a real woman. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. Sorry Ivy fans but she's a rock and rocks dont have genders.
the amount of anons that dont understand her insane movement holy fuck learn how to air strafe please
>lifesteal>shield>SlowSo celeste is a spirit tank?
>>556868545It only works if the bullet bounces between her and the hero
>>556868138Its a new york accent anon>>556868224She's the best character Valve made in a long time.
>>556868702>damage AOE that gives her *stacking* spirit ampI haven't hopped in any games yet but this feels like the most busted part. The stacks last up to 25s and she has 3 charges with 1 ability point, the area of effect is huge, once she has a nice chunk of base spirit she's going to stack the equivalent of 3 boundless spirits and then nuke an entire team with ult.
>>556868820lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
im really glad shes not a support
>>556868675AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i'm queueing up as my new main :3
>>556868820>People see a sparkly bimbo slut and immediately think of faggotslmao the projection
>>556868586I think it was when they changed his and Vindicta's flight mechanicsOne day I hope they change him so he doesn't completely revolve around his first skill doing a quadrillion damage or his ICBM owl
Okay so my first thought is this bitch is going to be WAY too strong
>>556868865shes just like warden, yes shes my next main now
>>556868434>>556868793go back to pol
>>556868820lmao
>nerf her numbers>make it so you can use the shield on others and make it explode when it expires>make her 3 staminaNow she's perfect.
>>556868157she's clearly made to be air dashing around teamfights with the shield and the orbz, I think it's a pretty unique flashy kit
>>556868865I don't really know who else her kit is comparable to. Maybe Lash?
She looks even more out of place than Billy
What is the god damn point of her gun bouncing?
>>556868224>low gravity mechanic????
Another ult for my multikill compilation clip
How are you supposed to run away from her
>another auto aim cancerthe hotpoo effect is really showing
>>556868724Her gun does absolutely satanic damage though
>>556868593Yeah, just looks like a deep chest rather than small boobs.
>>556869068Almost like she belongs in a circus.
Apollo and celeste better have a hatesex relationship after thisShe says "my horn is bigger than yours" and pegs him
>her rope climbing animationThey knew what they were doing
Holy fuck
>>556869081whats the point of you being a bitchsome things simply are
someone teach me how to play mina please shes so hot but im so bad
She sounds like Margot Robbie trying to do a harley quinn impersonation.
>>556868901Yeah but any team with a brain is just going to spitroast her whenever she shows her self after the first stack
>>556869081So e-girls can occasionally get hits in despite missing everything
the leaker who said this was the worst character design thus far was too low IQ to notice she's meant to stand out on purpose (literal circus performer) and now we have to deal with her wearing a fuckass jacket
holy shit, this is actually the best hero, she can bhop, she can actually bhop
>chudator couldn't even reach silver's numbers>celeste effortlessly topped them allchuds lost hard
>>556869067I guess she's like victor and you want to get in the middle of everyone
wheres inhouse
she might actually have hooves
>>556869085She has increased jump height, it's very noticable on wall jumps
playing celestejust press 1 on the enemies then shoot them
>>556867505lollmao
>>556868458Ivy, and Vyper are also women.Grey Talon is the only male with 4 stamina.>>556868543>celeste is transWhy I oughta->unicorn transition to humanAcceptable
Apollochads you still have chance at winning the vote on thursday against Slork
why is celeste slamming her cock on the ground whenever she slides
she's literally holliday and pocket my 2 mains in one character fuck this whore
>>556869243nigga are you retarded
The gun feels crispy as hell, don't know why you are disliking. It's gonna be weak anyways as she builds spirit. We need more unique guns like this.
>>556869202celeste only. If you play anything else you get kicked
>>556869162debuff remover, stamina mastery, spirit burner, BKB, etc
So her 4 is Cass ball lightning from HOTS?Is it infinite?
>refunds half of the ult's cooldown on a miss
>>556869269She's leaving a pussy juice trail like a snail
>>556869243literally nothing alike retard.
she needs to lose the jacket
>>556869243First I get this in Monster HunterAnd now I get it in Deadlock>>556869296It's not 1:1 but shields that give an affect on break is based
Man, Silver really was half done
>>556869312debuff remover was hard nerfed and renamed it's not good any morebeing forced to buy unstoppable on a backline nuker will feel like cancer, especially since you need hp as well or will just die regardless
>>556869320It's Lich ult niggawho the fuck is Cass
>>556868653she has a lower crit bonus scale like rem
Why is it a 5 min queue if over 100k people are playing
yeah i'm good off street brawl
ECHOSHARDTHE SHIELD
>>556868157I was secretly hoping she would be the insanely hard to play character so the trannies that spend 90% of their time spamming drawings and shit on reddit and twitter wouldn't be able to play her effectively.unfortunately volvo knew that not making the mass appeal character easy to play would be a missed opportunity for the playercount
>>556869198apollo will get 200k......
i better not see a single one of you picking celeste, ive been a celeste voter since day 1
>>556869147YOOOO
>>556869236retarded buildshe is not a gun hero in any way, shape, or form
>>556868025>>556868740She has slight autoaim
>>556869373they spent all her budget on dog form and had to steal seven's but parry and kick
>>556869141retard
>>556869463>slight
NO WEAPON FALLOFF?WTFI LOVE IT
>>556869463>slight>SLIGHT>S L I G H T
>her horn glows brighter the more stacks of 3 you haveReminds me of Demoman's Eyelander lmao
>>556869413theyre too low iq to understand lich ult and TA psy blades
Imagine her SLAMMING her pussy down onto your cock when she does her splits, this is not only going to be my main but I am IMMEDIATELY putting coom mods onto her
>graves, paige, celesteyep, it's HRT time
>>556868820SEETHE!>>556869198Nigga thats nuts.>4th character to be added>Gets the MOST players out of everyone so farWhat the fuck happened!? Did Valve suppress her votes!?
I love her animations so much, holy shitThis is such a gift as a movement player
>>556869243She doesn't get to Edge of Shadow for free though
>>556869395>will feel like cancerbro do we play the same game? all she needs is an abrams, billy, or silver to run in and get her shit going. she's probably disgusting with billy
>>556868956Did you miss the two weeks when everyone was running glass cannon rain of arrows talon?
>>556869330are you serious
Now that the dust has settled, why did Celeste flop
>>556869441Can I finally play Silver now? Its getting very frustrating to never get her without a dumb priority token.
>>556869141On a modern circus, perhaps. She looks like she has an agency running her OF.
She's so transcoded wtf, its like transgirl stepping out of closet.
>>556867789Lux is a lesbian.
>>556868430retard
Celestehouse9/1204TC204TC204TC2i don't have any celeste images
>>556869147you gotta be shitting me
>>556869236don't care i shoot
This bitch is busted wtf
>more fuel for the trans woman air movement tech meme
>>556869689zoomer
>Use auto-aim bounce>No headshotIt's balanced
>>556869243>>556869352Tourists are so fucking emabrrassinghttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Abaddon#Aphotic_Shield
I have lost two games in a row with celeste on my team. Trash
>>556869618Trooncoded.
>CELESTE IS BROKEN OP AND NOSKILL HEROCELESTE IS BROKEN OP AND NOSKILL HERO>CELESTE IS BROKEN OP AND NOSKILL HEROCELESTE IS BROKEN OP AND NOSKILL HERO>CELESTE IS BROKEN OP AND NOSKILL HEROCELESTE IS BROKEN OP AND NOSKILL HERO>CELESTE IS BROKEN OP AND NOSKILL HEROCELESTE IS BROKEN OP AND NOSKILL HERO
>>556869459I think anon is trying to troll celeste player into doing a bad build and then thinking she sucks. Everything about her kit screams "BUILD SPIRIT" so of course building her gun, is pretty fucking dumb.
>>556869574I figure a lot of people were just holding off playing until most of the heroes were out and they don't have to stress about the order they were arriving in.
>>556869147oh fug
>>556869624i've been consistently getting silver the past 3 days already bro, but that might be be cause my other picks are haze and seven
>>556869792i cant wait to see all the movement russians main celeste the most tranny char ever lmfaothey already had to play a female char
>>556869821>street brawl
>>556869320it's lamer than ball lightning because ball lightning has infinite bounces and CDR on 20
Bro what the FUCK is that accent?
Predictions on the next character?
>>556867505https://poal.me/xwxycfofficial valve balance opinion survey
>>556869463>>>slight>>556869147
>>556869265>they bring back Raven as a surprise character before Apollo>>556869426Half the playerbase can't even defend towers in the regular mode correctly, even when seeing a long red line beaming for the towers. Street Brawl will serve as nothing but a grind stone for the next Christmas event.
>>556869786>>556869614
>>556869820Do you think Abbadon invented shields that punish? Mazed Dota apes are even more embarrassing.
>>556869927He could use a small buff
apollosisters...our response?
>>556869267How many players did Silver get? Only a PALTRY 117k players?LOOOOL
>>556869786>18 BOUNCES OF 300 DAMAGE (not even full build) WITH 100s COOLDOWN AND HALF REFUNDED ON MISSAAAAAA NIGGEEEEEEEEEER WHAT RETARDED NGGER FAGGOT DESIGNED THIIIIIIISNOSKILL NO AIM PRESS 4 TO WIN TEAMFIGHT NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>556869243>>556869820I was gonna say: There are SO many games with "Shield that explodes when destroyed for damage/debuffs" abilities, and anon chose the one kind that is not remotely similar, lmao.
>>556869921secret 7th rat heroapollo loses again
>>556869602I think I tried it once a while back (probably not in the exact period it was good) and it felt pretty dumb since you gave up most presence early on aside from owl executes, then a few expensive gun items later you got to be a hero and suddenly obliterate peopleI don't know, talon always seems to either completely annihilate people or do nothing
>>556869970what is the hoers watching?
>>556869913Yiddish New Yorker. Apparently unicorns are german jews. Who knew?
>>556869913she's from new jersey fuhgettaboutit
I CLAIM CELESTE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTSI WANTED TO FUCK HER SINCE HER REVEALNOEVEN EARLIERI WANTED TO FUCK HER WHEN SHE WAS PINK PEPPERFUCK OFF SHES MINE
SHE HAS REAL ASS COUNTER STRIKE AIR STRAFING GODDAMNIT YOSHI I CANT PLAY THESE MANY CHARACTERS
>>556869574streamers got discord rading group pressured into treating her as the "fuck ice trans rights" character over the weekend
just got this item fucking lmao
she has crazy airstrafe, she can literally bhop
>>556870138shes awesome to bhop on, stam mastery, she wont be the last bro god willing
>>556869983A huge portion of Deadlock's abilities and items are ported from Dota, even down to some item names back in 2024Also I don't think you know what "mazed" means
>>556870048>300more like 480+ with amp
they should've made it so the character that loses the vote doesn't get in and gets deleted insteadthere were no stakes
This character seems a tad overtuned
She's a slut. She's going to sleep with the whole cast before trying to settle down with Abrams at 40.
>>556869983Braindead monkey boy can't see that Valve's connection to Dota makes it more likely than whatever BS you're throwing out kekymao
lore
Hate. Words cannot describe the hate that pulses through me. Hate hate hate.
>>556870138holiday bros.... we lost our monopoly on air strafe speed
her alpha model looked better except for the hair.the jacket is SHIT
Celeste ult absolutely demolishes Brool games, holy fuck.
Gun has no fall off, it's high skill
she is an aoe monster
>>556870039>Venator is the only character so far who didn't keep the trend of the player number growing with each releaseThats gonna be a "big oof" from me dog. >>556869243You are... UNINTELLIGENT!
>>556870212how?
SHE HAS SUPER AIR CONTROL / STRAFEAS A PASSIVE BUILT IN HER KIT????HELLOO???????YOSHIT????? ICEFRAUD???? HOTPOOO????????
>>556870280>chickenwingThat's one of the fake heroes that hopoo mentioned no one had leaked yet.
>>556869572>I am IMMEDIATELY putting coom mods onto heryou better find one that takes those ugly ass scribbles off of her and then share it with the class
>>556870302Why did they ruin the design?
>>556870280didnt read, it's trans
>>556870381yeah its fucking awesomebhopping is fucking back baby
>>556870280Hmmmm can we get Blockhead Kenny?
Holy shit the laugh she has when she gets a kill streak is cute af.
What deadlock character is canonically a fag and not just reddit ships them as one?
>>556870280llm coded
>>556869970I've tried to introduce some friends to this game by using Street Brawl as a stepping stone. Big mistake - it's a clusterfuck.
>icefrog: "now THIS is a high iq hero"based
Have you guys noticed she has passive slowfall
Her ult bounces off herself too.You can just chase someone down like a psycho with your shield up and the ult going
>says something about needing pepper in their lives>her name isn't pepper anymore
>the headbutt melee animation was hersAh based
>>556870539at best, sevenkelvin, despite potentially being his ex, is bisexualeveryone else is straight
>>556869858>>556870162This cope will not work if Apollo gets less players this thursday.
>>556870626Venator also headbutts though
Nice. Another hero for aimlets like me.
Isn't this just Lich's moveset
>>556870539Vyper is bisexual
>put priority token on celeste>didn't get her?????????
>>556870280>"I fight for my found family! I'm super unique and speshul!">Sparkle shit up the assShe's definitely going to be the tranny favorite but idc because she's got based lines.
Damn you can just throw the ult at a tower or troopers lmao.
Apollo bros...
>>556870675vyper is canon bisexual
>>556870724only the ult and sort of the shield
>>556868361>>556868681can you explain the air control part? are all characters not the same when it comes to air control?
>>556870734what happens when multiple niggas put a token down my nigga
>>556870734>queue into match of 11 other people also using token on Celeste>don't get herhow could this happen
>>556870089my lil pwny
So what can I do as Rem to prevent Celeste from raping my team with her futa horsecock
>high mobility spirit nukerThink i found my number 2 after the Lash
>>556869618She didn't, you lost.
This is my fav hero so far :)
>>556870539Pocket
>>556870825Do her orbs bounce on you when napping? Graves skulls can still rape you when you are.
The physics on her skirt makes it look like her ass is bouncing a little
>worst voice of any character by a country mile
>>556870705Nah he doesn't? or then it's a rare one
>>556870825curse buffed by your 2
>>556870794try doing air movement with someone and then try doing it with holliday's jump pad
Anyone else want to fuck Celeste?
If she's a tranny why is she beautiful and has good morals?
>>556870947people who complain about her never met or seen a real woman in the open
>>556870947Because the transgirls in our midst are beautiful and have good morals
>>556870947>If tranny why help friend once?
>>556869792>>556869874You want her to be trans so badly lmao. Die seething. Venator flopped btw.
>>556870794yeah so in source games all characters have different physics forces through the air, it seems like she has the least or zero drag so the air accel while moving isn't negatively effected like the other heros. this means she can glide or move around faster, and go farther. combined with bhopping and all the other movement tech shes gonna be very hard to catch
>>556870919that's his light melee
>>556869373She literally was, I don't know why people keep comparing her polish to the other heroes when we have known since before she was released that she is an unfinished hero shoved into the patch just to have 6 heroes for voting
>you can bhop with herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys
>>556870919his light melee is a headbutt
>no balance changesI sleep
ok but you're all gonna be sorry when apollo lives in S tier all the time like victor, the previous loser, does
>stamina mastery
>shield is self-cast onlyAaaaand dropped.
>>556871056good catch
Apollochads...
>>556870947she's what trannies think they arethat's what all the fuss stems from
slork? is that you?
>>556871136imagine if you knew how to air strafe
>>556870794It's subtle but she's got a bit of a delayed fall effect when she's in the air
>>556870947Because all trans hotties are like that
>>556870426>>556869572Isn't fucking with cosmetics in Valve games a bannable offense?
>>556869493>they spent all her budget on dog formNo, no they didn't. Dog form uses drifter's animations. They spent all her budget on the other 5 heroes.
>>556870917I highly doubt any hero ever will have a voice worse than Rem
BEST VOICE BY A MILE!
>>556871204Old and its vortex web new guy
>>556868046It looks like the only way to play her is to keep 6 stacks of spirit amp just spam 3 and it refreshes all the stacks. Maybe there is a bouncy attack speed gun build who knows, obviously not a support though
>>556871109fuck off and leave her alone apollonazi
>>556871297Rem has some of the best VA in the cast thoughever
would celeste watch the sopranos
>>556869463>>556869523>>556869536>>556869928Autoaim won't matter much. You pretty much have to aim into a cone in front of the enemy, (it won't bounce backwards, or past a certain degree to the side, and of course if you don't hit a surface, it won't auto at all) Not mentioned: The projectile also fires in an arc and has pretty shitty travel time. So a skilled Celeste player likely would still go for headshots over homing shots, and a skilled player laning against celeste would likely have a somewhat easy time just eating literally all of her last hits and denying her.
Oh my god xhe's so hot....
>>556868161>>556869463She does not have auto aim I checked
OH NO NO NO TRVECEL CHUDMAXXING PURITYBROS THERE'S A TATTOO GIRL IN OUR COMFY HYPERBOREAN LUDOKINO!!!!>abbadon with lich's ult and an orbital laserLooks pretty fun too!
>>556871130Apollo is gonna be a resetting hypebeast character that will never be allowed to be good
>>556871173TrueFor one she has a job
SCHMOVEMENT BROS FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOOON
>apollo is 18 so graves is 18 too, lewd her
>>556871523silver is already a resetting hype-literalbeast character thoughever
>>556871241anon, people have been modding tf2 and dota since forever, what the fuck are you on?
>>556868545Build her GUN RIGHT NOW
>>556871502not beating the allegations
>>556871469It's faster than Rem's and Rem doesn't have trouble lasthitting. Also the autoaim on heroes is mild, but what'll be actually relevant is this >556869147
SHE DOES INSANE DAMAGE, LIGHT EATER BURN PROCCING OFF HER ULT
>>556869243nigga...
>>556870941>>556871050>>556871220i appreciate that fellas
doesnt rem have less gravity too? can he bhop too or no
>>556871502>joins the Ritual to save the soul of her friendUnironically the purest woman in the game.
>>556871382His voice is annoying doe
APOLOGIZE TO CELESTEFAGS RIGHT FUCKING NOWSHES THE MOST SOVLFUL HERO OF THE PACK
>seven lost to lashHAHA
>>556871784https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression
WHAT DO I BUILD IN HER TELL MEGUN OR ULT SPIRIT
>>556871502>>556871645Are you guys having a "chud" issue in this general?
her movement is so fucking insane dude. actual airstrafing is so fun
Tats are safe trashy. Celeste should've had cutting scars instead. That's actual trash.
>>556871842>another lash fangirlmonster girls love him
>>556870048She's literally Lich. His ult will also rape teamfights. The trick is to not stand together and it does fuck and all. The real pisser is that if you do end up getting it, you have to stay away from your teammates for almost 5 seconds. Longer if she builds duration.
>want to play dota>friends only want to play turbo>nvm then >want to play deadlock>friends only want to play street brawl nowI need new friends
>celesteXsilver is potentially canonoh no no no no
>>556871842why do they keep shitting on seven this patch
I have literally gotten silver 6 times in a row. Does nobody like playing her? She's awesome
>>556871847its not cute
>>556870917yoshi deleted silver and graves finally?
>>556871842sevenkeks our response?
>>556871917Celeste is a bimbo slut
>autoaim ricochet baseline projectile>3 massive AoE charges at level 1>4 stamina>floaty jump>lich ultThis bitch is going to be the most insufferable cancer imaginable isn't she
>>556870280Lenny is the one whose in debt by the way
>>556871784>doeshe's a horse >>556871874She's not supposed to be trashy you retard, she's a carnie
>could get graves easily within the hour of queueing...>could easily get silver too within the hour of queueing...>can't get celeste even with a priority token...fine i'll just go graves and make the matches worse for everyone...
>>556871842this is retarded, in one conversation seven threatens lash and he backs down so why would he do that if he beat him in a fight
>>556870746LOL
>>556871871We call them beaners here
>>556871917Do favela dwellers really go to bars to have sex?
>>556870039>>556870350Shroud and xqc did this.
>>556871941If you had a chance to rip on the scariest motherfucker of all time and he can't do shit about it, why wouldn't you take that chance?
>>556869243That's an FF14 icon isn't it. I guess we DO have trans xisters in this thread after all.>>556871645Apollosissies are not beating the melty allegations, it's true.>>556871741Doesn't matter, she's ruined her flesh and thus doesn't deserve me (5'4" 300lbs balding) as her husband!
Abilitytards will say her spells take skill to use
>>556871917silver literally goes for drinks with everyoneeven venator
>>556871917nah, her voice doesn't sound even remotely flirtyher kill lines shit on this "ship" hard though
>>556871917LESBIANS FUCKING WON SUCK IT /POL/
Looks like gooners and trannies won.
im gonna be honest bros, i dont think zblock is gonna be able to handle this one
>>556872040probably against the rules to pop someones eyeballs with lighting in the pit
>>556872032source
>>556871946moba players generally avoid playing the worst characters
FUCK OFF RETARDS TROONS WILL NOT CLAIM THIS HEROSHES TOO GOOD
Graves BTFO
>>556872131Calm down buddy. She came in 2nd to last. Barely ahead of literal shit.
>>556872040Because Celeste doesn't know they had that conversation, and she's probably just making fun of him?Writing where all characters have perfect information about each other is how you get shitty writing.
This bitch makes m1ggers look skillful
>>556872152and seven would care about that?
>>556872084>seething this hard at people not liking tattoos on their anime womenkek
>>556872049Hmm, well, do they doubt that Valve is a progressive liberal company? I mean, I wouldn't blame them, the writers they use have mild sociopathy.
>>556872032Hmm, I see...
>>556871975yeah, massive sloot vibes
>mo and diddy somehow grabs me and does a 180 dragging me into venators traphow?
Just fought her. Idk how to feel other than her ult seems absolutely heinously obnoxious.
>>556872247well hes the kind of person who would join the pit for a reason, disqualifying himself would mean whatever reason that would be would be pointless
>>556871917she's gay for geist
>>556868937>new hero punishes team coordinationso she's worthless
>>556872040they can't have anyone talking back to their yas kween sleigh characters
>>556871136They really need to get rid of, or at the very least automate air-strafing.
>This is the power of honse
did she just call venator gay
you can combo her ult and shield on a single target during ethereal shift
>>556869243DRK type hero in deadlock WHEN. the only redeeming part of XIV is the entirety of DRK storyline
>>556872416yeehaw
>>556871917If you say that, then so is Venator x Silver. It ain't a vacuum.
someone post her voicelines when killing pocket
>>556872229instead you get inconsistent quipslop
>>556872376If you have your shield up, the Lich ult can bounce off of yourself.
Are there any other patch notes other than Celeste being added?
Recharging rush + RR with a standard m1gger setup felt really nice on Venator. Felt like I could actually pressure them with grenades that did real damage.
>>556872434wats a cassie
who at the government can I contact to report yoshi for recreating the stanford prison experiment with this matchmaking
>>556872493yikes arin got misgendered
>>556872198i have almost a 70% winrate on her in oracle people are just garbage and pussies so they dont get value
>>556872434who tf is Cassie
>>556868937LICH GONNA HAVE YOUR M- wait, Deadlock has no mana
Make a tierlist on how lesbian Celeste is about the rest of the cast.
SHE HAS THE FUCKING "ITS OVER" FACELMAOOOOOOOO/ourhero/ CHUDS WON BIGLY
I'll just wait until they nerf her and in the meantime play some Doom
>"Look, I got three matinees, five evening shows, and a private performance for a divorced dad that wants to buy his kids love."
>>556872674embarrassing
>>556872613Unless she knows him, she doesn't know he's nonbinary. Troons want representation, so of course part of said representation is people who don't give a shit and will never use your troon pronouns.
>>556872613They doing my enbie dirty D:
>>556870302>>556870431so they can sell the jacketless version later for $20
>>556872615yeah that must be it
>>556872459what do you think victor is?
>>556872764>so of course part of said representation is people who don't give a shit and will never use your troon pronounsdo you actually think that's how they see it
Valve really said "we hate men".I can't believe the lesbians won, time to transition...
celeste seems fucking awful
>>556872615woah??? oracle?? thats insane!
GUN BUILDIT'S FUCKING BROKEN
>>556872926I would know, I AM THEM
only reason why i play this game is because i can cover people in oil as infernus and call myself diddywhat do i play if i can’t headshot
when was the last time we got a hero with an alternate fire?
>>556871917>two work friends go for a drink at a bar after completing a project>"uoooh, they must FUCK"Virgin and cringe.
>>556872613Maybe Celeste isn't all that bad after all.
>>556872581>>556872629Name of her coworker at the pole palace
somehow playing with shitty teammates is even more frustrating than dota. it's incredible what they've accomplished with this game
>>556872764I mean is he really nonbinary or does he just go by "pocket no pronouns" because he's in hiding
what did she mean by this
>>556872228>chudator was such a flop he failed to raise the player numbersK E K>>556872309>league character>link to OW>this is why we have RAM at $1000 per stickkill all AI jeets.
the anon who was seething about ambush dive characters must be throwing his pc through a window
>>556872613/ourchudicorn/
Now that the dust is settled, whats the optimal build for silver and why is it shield imbues + m1?
>>556872979She is clearly a spirit hero, youll gain absolutely nothing in matches going gun. period.
venator gets cucked by mcginnis so extremely hard jesus christ
celeste's insane shmoovment easily makes up for her boring kit. genuinely didn't have any expectations for this character but icefrog actually delivered
>>556873103because he is in hiding, her other interactions like the ones with dynamo prove this
>>556873121She fucks horses, you think she won't groom shotas?
>>556873009of course my celesteking
>>556873103Who the fuck knows, because it appears everyone knows he's Arin. Like, did Valve abandon that part of his story, as everyone both knows he's Arin and he's nonbinary.
>>556872958nta but the inability for people to accept that 1. tippy top ranks don't matter for 99% of players which was what this was about2. Ranks that are above the average, are in fact, above the average.So stupid unless someone is 0.00000001% then their opinion cant matter and if they are then they're carried or etc etc etc
>Venator>Silver>CelesteIMAGINE THE THREESOME BREHS
>>556873208I kneel oracle-san...
>>556873057Fuck that, I need my right click for aiming abilities
>>556873161it is a positive sign that characters can have unique qualities that aren't stapled into ability bloata dev inspired by league would've bundled her movement into an ability with 4 paragraphs of text
He would've loved the new hero. Pour one out tonight, /dlg/
>>556870280>another potential slithery herothis is good news.
>>556873208>oracle>above average
>>556873127>tranny seething about le chuds and AI in one postkek
>>556873310Jeff would have enjoyed Rem & Apollo more
Please get more butthurt about unicornwife winning
>>556867678
>no twitter screencapsfinnaly, it's overxirs fucked off for good
>>556873103Pocket = Arin + frog + briefcase + jacket.
>>556873208it's because a top player should have a deep understanding of the game. simultaneously shit players barely understand the gamewhy would you ever give a shit about someone who doesn't have a clue what they're talking about?
>>556873310you think our guy isn't playing her right now in tel aviv?
>4 stamina when women mostly have 2 and men have 3What did xey mean by this
>>556873310Jeffy is a certified Graves main
>>556873484Doesn't Mina refer to him specifically as Arin and still uses they/them pronouns?
>Celeste has a Slorkin' linewhat does it all mean?are we getting Slork and the rat hero?
>>556873484Pocket = OnikaArin = Burgers
>>556873576cause mina is kind of retarded
>>556873310He's alive thoughbeitever.
>Lose because the team refuses to push the waves when the entire enemy team 2 v 6s me and paradoxMan some of these guys may as well be ritualist what the fuck.
>>556873521I'd rather not imagine any of the low elo EUbros in this gen having to play with a 71 year old on their team.
>>556873535she's a horse, not a woman
>Shitters keep running into me with Celeste orbI'm so tired
>>556873496Top players are very often incredibly biased towards the champions they main, and also the game should be fun for EVERYONE, not just if you're a pro player, so even the opinion of low elo players matters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hyswhen do we get the deadlock equivalent of this withe celeste
ehwith how much cute movement animations, air turning and stamina and stuff she has I was expecting her to have lots of incentive to move around the battlefield and shit but she's just like..... a nuker with lich ult and a weird debuff thing lame
>>556870746Gayves btfo lmao
>>556873535what about ivy
>>556870280Tedbros...
>>556873103The latter. But it doesn't matter because the tiktok pronoun warriors is like the old tumblr sjw era on steroids. Genuinely insane people
I can't do damage with venator at all>try to ult>immediately get blinded by drifter
>I can't let my pronouns be known, I'm in hiding after all
>>556873208he would have a point if silver performed well in higher ranks. she doesn't.
>>556873589Probably a running gag now for Valve, where everyone has a line for Slork. Kinda like that shitty wizard line for Dota.
So where is the Celeste apology form?
>>556873589slork is just the crummy wizard of this game
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>>556873701>mfw people dont know how to counterplay the 40 minute old hero yetfuck I hate this community...
>>556871214Most of my air strafing skills have degraded since I haven't used them since the tf2 era, but if I really try I can channel em' a lil bit. Her movement is still nuts tho
>>556869067She feels more comparable to Lash yeah>High mobility>Punishes people being grouped together>High spirit damage
>>556873369Relax, juan we already know you're brown.
>new character design>check>it's a close range character that wants to roam the map constantly diving into fightsHOTPOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556873121unicorns love virgins
Tinker hero when?
>>556873757They don't look like that though incel
>>556872921uh i dont see him with a fuck huge sword???
>>556870746gravesbros...
>>556870302Wow she really did used to just literally be a tranny color character. Glad they didn't stick with the ugly muted colors
>Pocket>Celeste>GravesWhy does valve like pumping out the trans heroes?
>>556873496The implication you're giving is an Oracle player doesn't have a deep understanding of the game. While also saying every Eternus has a deep understanding of the game. Both of these I've seen be obviously untrue, and most Eternus opinions are just vibes based half the time with no real detail or nuance to the opinion. Eternus at this point in the game just means you can play the map, farm, and not be a mouthbreather in your positioning, while playing a fuckton of games. Not really anything else.I don't get how Eternus are seen as "true character potential" knowers when they probably just play like 8 characters and know enough to get by about the rest.
>graves and celeste have the most attention to their character models and animationswhat did valve mean by this?...
>>556873589they're making fun of you, graves or silver had one too but it was unused
we got a unicorn, what other fantasy race is next?
>upgrade her shield>"I always use protection"what did celeste mean???
>>556873208If you don't want your rank to pertain to the discussion, don't say "erm actually here's my dogshit opinion and I'm [rank] so you know it's true!"
>>556873858low iq player>>556873881high iq player
>>556873783If it takes you more than 2 minutes to realize what's going on let alone not spending 10 seconds to read what she even does you're a shitter
>>556873920this nigga definitely a metro viewer lmao
ngl all the new heroes have really boring kits
>>556873719holy fuck thanks for this edit
>>556873884We do actually
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXYOU JUST KNOOOOOOW
>>556873901graves has a cock??
>celeste players are proud of playing the QoS tattoo character
>waifufag failed to get celeste and instaquitlmao
>>556874031By design. They're just filling out the Dota roster roles.
>>556873849you're supposed to call me ranjesh you retarded tourist
>no webm of her bending over when she uses 1What the fuck
>>556874072>mindbroken by degenerate fetishes grim.
>2xko EoS>celeste highest numbersRIOT DIES TONIGHT
>>556873717the opinions of shitters are misinformed by virtue of having no clue what they're talking about. the reason you get people dismissing shitter opinions is because the fact that they're low elo is a failing of personal responsibility to learn the gameif you aren't willing to learn the game, you shouldn't expect your opinion to have the same weight as people who have>top players are constantly astroturfing true but this goes for everyone. everyone has issues with personal bias. the difference is that someone good at the game atleast has the potential to know what they're talking about even if they choose to spread bullshit hoping for free gibs from the balance team
when did the secret room behind the ballot box get blocked off?there's still a crawlspace behind it but you can't get into the room
Yeah she definitely has low gravity, pretty cool.
>>556874070WTF I love Graves now???
I.Am.Very.Disappointed.
her kit is boring as fuck bro this is CRIMINAL because of how aesthetic she isshe is SO. FUCKING. BORING. no gimmicks no nothing she's just a chick who shits out spirit damage
>>556870280What is Ted’s deal
>Apollocucks utterly desperate to make Celeste a troonKEKAROO
is this even useful
You can still vote for Apollo. THERE'S STILL A CHANCE!
>>556873535that's a retarded pattern to begin with, fat fuck Abrams should have 2 and Silver should have 3
>>556874175>fighting game gets fighting game numbers>riot is surprisedWhat were they expecting?
>that voiceEYYYYYY I'M PERFORMIN' HEAH
>>556874213>dashing in and out of a fight flashbanging people is boringShit taste
Okay yeah her 2 does not mean you can dive. Maybe if it had a disarm too.
it's gonna be funny when apollo ends up having the most fun kit out of this new batch of heroes
>CALLING IN AIRSTRIKE
>>556874192I get what you mean but you can't expect them to ONLY take as feedback what the top players say.People who aren't the best but also aren't abysmal dogshit can still have an opinion.
>>556874239I wonder if there's a funny interaction with majestic leap
>>556874307they made a fighting game for the 6 gorillion hidden players just waiting for 1 button specials
What does the celeste poster look like now? I forgot to spray it before pityvoting for apollo(lol)
Bros is being a carny fun?
>>556874307no clue, I'd be surprised if tryndamere/riot CEO actually does anything all day
>>556874213Considering that the other options for spirit damage are very untraditional or still partially M1ggers a straight up mage that can mostly throw abilities is nice to have
>New humanoid race of demons appear>Ummm in the name of heckin racial equality (in 1920s America btw) you will go to human high school!Bravo Valve
https://files.catbox.moe/zm297k.mp3
>>556874213>>556874239her having full air-control and airstrafing is massive, especially in deadlock. her movement is a part of her kit.
>>556874317Turns out a game set in New York should feature accents from the tri-state area.
no items, no abilities
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING HEROI JUST HAD A GAME WITH A CELESTE FLYING AROUND DROPPING HER 3 EVERYWHERE LIKE BOMBSNERF THIS MOVEMENT KEK HERO YOSHIT
>>556874246Were back
>>556874237yeah, people haven't been saying it for a week hereoh, but how would you know
HOLY FUCKING NO FUN ALLOWED JESUS ok I think the future is not looking very good for the game unironically though
>>556874317ANON PULL OUT YA CAWK C'MON I WANNA SEE IT
>>556874365low level player input is valuable to find out what player enjoy, not when it comes to balance, thats the difference, trying to pass off an oracle opinion as valid makes you look like a retard, period.
>>556874448If you stayed off the internet for a month, you wouldn't care about any of this
Apollobros...
>>556874213There are like 3 heroes in deadlock with actual cool kits that aren't just mish mash of Dota abilities anyway
>>556874175Are they actually shutting down 2xko or what?
Out of the new released hero's, who is da best so far?
>>556874365A lot of people here just want any excuse to disregard opinions without discussion, if they're not just ragebaiting.
>>556873884Yeah they do
>>556874448>new humanoid race minds its own business>america comes in and forcibly annexes them anyway>wtf why are all these *xians in MY school?!?!?!Actually accurate.
>>556874490lmao admin he doing it sideways
>>556874365Taking feedback from all levels of skill is one thing, but the post that originated this discussion read "I'm oracle and the 40% winrate hero is actually secretly good, you guys just don't know the secret sauce like me"
>>556874307its a tag fighter, shit was doomed from the startnot even a super anti-league fag myself but 2xko was doomed from the start, shit is horrendous
>>556874583no, but they fired what I presume is half the team (80 people)
>>556874604it will be Silver once I complete my training arc.
>>556874461try to picture the quirk chungus who wrote that line kek
>we got slam movement guy>we got gun movement girl>now we got caster movement girlMmm thanks for the meal
>>556872613>Keep your eye on the ball, boys and girls…thirdgendersiblings... it's over
>>556874239>need to buy a mouse with an unlocked scrollwheeldammityes. bhopping is incredibly powerful
>>556874583it's not shut down yet but they fired most of the dev team 3 weeks after release (most people didn't even know it released because no marketing lmao) so it has one foot in the grave already
>>556874604Graves. But only because they actually tried something different with her gameplay.
what items should i buy with the bimbo?
>>556874547>>556874317
>>556874714anon, it doesnt help, you just double jump, you need to time it perfectly
>>556874734I thought that shit was still in a closed beta test state
>>556874613yes, because we have spent a week with some fucking oraclenigger pretending silver is secretly good and even the best players in the game just arent good enough because he has a positive wr with her in oracle, theres no discussion to be had about her at that point
>>556874604Rem because I main him and he's fun and also cute
>>556874583Seems to have gone into maintenance mode. Probably low-effort battlepasses to sucker the player base at best.
Deadlock "writing" is always like: "wow let's be friends and head to the bar after this!" for literally 90% of all character dialogues and you retards eat it up and clap like seals.
>>556874604Venator but not for gameplay reasons.
Best Celeste guide?
>>556874746stamina mastery and debuff remover
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BALL BOYS AND GIRLS!
its gonna be harder and harder to have unique heroes when the universal mechanics are so strongwhy have a grappling hook hero if everyone can just zoot across the map at will already
>>556874175>for years a rumor circulated around one of valves next projects being a dota fighter>Riot, being the faggots they are, decide to "beat" valve at this race by pulling in developers and esports plan when creating there new fighter>they are 100% sure its going to be a hit and knock whatever valve cooked up>valve releases a series of mini games made in the dota engine, one being the so called fighter>valves real project was being worked on since 2013 and only seen by other game companies and developers when it became "deadlock">riot, now scrambles, dissembles their fighting game developers and place everyone in a new game to compete with deadlock>a chinese mobile game managed to actually copy and paste deadlock before riotvalve jukes riot into spending time, money, and development into a pointless fighting game
>>556874604Graves is my favorite. She's cool.
>>556874604Current average winrate Graves because she's both the easiest to pilot and most specific to counter
MEET MY FRIENDS :D
>>556874821>we're going into a deadly ritual together>if we survive, let's get a drink to celebrateSounds like actual normal writing to me.
>>556874746boundless estrogenmercurial dilator
>>556873929You know exactly why.
Everything is fine about Rem except his goo goo baby voice lines.
>>556874712you forgot slam movement girland caster movement goo
>>556874821I like to imagine every game as its own play/movie in-universe so when the day is over they're all really good friends who don't actually hate each otherWhat's wrong with being a little whimsy?
>>556874772CELESTE WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOH
toxic bullets kinda cracked on her though
>>556874929this is the most retarded post I have read in /dlg/
>>556874192I like making builds using statistical analysis and I'll sometimes look at eternus builds and they have items in them they are verifiably bad on that character, bad buy order, missing proveably good items, etcGenerally being better at the game will end you up in higher ranks, but it's stupid to assume that someone who is higher rank than some else necessarily knows everything more than someone lower rank than them and there is no aspect that a lower rank player might be better than them on
That one anon talking about the artistic vision of the game getting raped is proven right again.
>>556875091youre the most retarded person born into your family
>>556874821I don't like the pre-match conversation bullshit, it should be kill lines only
>>556875004>slam movement girlGenuinely who
>>556874979are normal people really that boring?
I was really fucking struggling to understand what the hell I was supposed to do this game>inb4 you were supposed to not die 10 timesI get it, but this happened because much earlier in the game, when I was ahead in souls by like 4k, when I had 30 and others were around 25-26k, I still couldn't fight anybody. It felt like I went from lane phase where I was comfortable and could kill them if they made mistakes to suddenly everyone on their team was stronger than me even with the soul advantage I had.Basically everybody on their team could kick the ever loving fuck out of me and it felt like I couldn't do anything about it. and I couldn't farm because victor was trying to hoover it all up.I'm so fucking shook this game it felt like I could not do anything at all except maybe suicide to shove lanes. I was getting so flustered I just kept trying to take fights but then people would just easily run away or turn and kill me. I am so baffled.
>>556874821Because some dude a Valve who is 95% identical to this is writing. Next adult hero will talk about their love for IPAs.
>>556873796what the fuck
just got bumped to archon 1 who do i play to not unintentionally throw as a shitter
>>556869202>>556867817Inhouse, join all Celeste9ZVQS9ZVQS9ZVQS9ZVQS
>>556874929kino volvo strat
>>556875165You're not supposed to die 10 times
>>556874929Deadlock sounds like a Dota fighter desu.
>>556874979It's literally every character though and it's lazy when 90% of the dialogue is about hitting a bar.People do other shit than just hit up the bar which is haraam anyway and for losers.
Im sorry but who asked for this?She looks and sounds like an MLP oc
oh no no pocketrannies
>>556875126It's been dead since Billy was introduced to be honest. That was a pretty huge red flag for the state of the direction.
>>556874821They’re just speaking like people right before a big battle, it’d be more clunky if they awkwardly tried to exposition at each other
>>556875205I heard silver is super op at that level
>>556875221Don't we have one up already?
>echo shard venator shotgunthis is fun
Cool character!
>>556875146Nah, those are rare enough and they give additional lore
>>556875347Do we? I couldn't find it.
Yeah this thread is dogshitI hope 90% of you perish horribly
Celeste's movement is fucking insane I feel like a slow fat retard getting carpet bombed
she stole sinclair's line wtf
>>556875358Jaw almost dropped then I realized it was a custom with you friend
>>556875304..............why are you in this discord?
>>556871382>Rem has some of the best VA in the cast thougheverlollmao
>>556875319No one talks like that.
>>556874604Rem > Celeste > Graves > Venator > Silver
>>556875413I tried joining this earlier but they were full>>556869702
FACT:Her spirit scaling sucks outside of shieldFACT:She has the lowest velocity in the gameFACT:Her fall off is essentially infinite
>>556875126It's never been a thing to begin with. Stop chasing ghosts.
>>556875174they should make a character that's obnoxiosly soi to the point it becomes funny, but seeing their track record they're more likely to make it unironic
>>556875253That's literally how normal people celebrate with acquaintances. Of course the majority pick the normal way. You'd know that if you weren't a shut-in with no friends.The non-normal ones like Drifter and Seven, of course they'd be avoided or hunted afterwards, but most of them are normal.
>>556875106have you considered that there's a reason top players are buying items you aren't? being good at the game doesn't necessarily mean having the critical thinking skills to analyze and make conclusions but it does imply it. not being good at the game doesn't mean being a retard, but it does imply itthe most basic counter argument is if someone has a good enough understanding of the game to be a good rank, why aren't they a good rank. usually its cope>takes too long>forced 50>mechanical skill requirementsall pure copein dota you'll get coaches that aren't top rank but have other qualifications to give reason to trust their opinions like winning major tournaments
>>556875471>why are you on the official discord serverdunno
this is clearly the most busted hero they've launched in this group
>>556875426
>>556874604graves/celeste > silver > rem > venator
>>556875512>Her spirit scaling sucks outside of shieldno shit so does pocket, the whole point is amping your damage with the knife rain
>>556875471theres like a group of extremely mentall ill zoomers that have this mentality, sharty is the most prominent form of this, they obsess over whatever they hate to the point their actions and posts are indistinguishable from what triggered their autism
>>556875323i hate her gun
if dynamo came out today people would be bitching about how the weird cosmic dimensional fatass with his space gun is ruining the artistic vision
>>556875545>Its dangerous work. Good thing im dangerously handsomeI actually think Kelvin is funny
>>556872958yes oracle, if youre playing the main mode after brool youre retardedhalf the games are 30 minute waste of time stomps
>>556875426first time, nigger?
>>556875304>we want representation>but we want the kind where the representation is reverent worshipping, rather than realistic where not everyone would instantly know your pronouns just by looking at youTroons are going to be the downfall of Deadlock.
>>556874367not really, majectic leap is pretty standard and you dont get to do crazy bhops after it i think
>>556875253If anything there’s more dialogue about recruiting than bars. Haze asks nearly everyone to join the OSIC
>>556873893>ugly muted colorsyes colors that actually fit with the game rather than $300 gookshit league of legends kpop skins
FACT:Her spirit scaling is pretty goodFACT:She doesnt have a great gun but her bullets are quite largeFACT:Like Lich, he has infinite end game possibilities, being a TI winning hero
>>556875007Mina's actress 100% still tries to go for Pocket
>>556875572>LOOK AT ALL THESE WHACKY AND INTERESTING AND DEEP CHARACTERS>nevermind they're all just normies whose best ideas of recreation involve drinking cheap liquor in a barI can assure you 200% that Celeste has some dialogue about drinking after the ritual because of course she NEEDS it.
I should be allowed to call people slurs as Drifter without getting banned
Celeste should have had a heal instead of a shield.
>>556872040Seven just doesn't want to deal with such immature provocation, it's perfectly in character.Seven has such a god complex that he wouldn't even lower himself to boast that he could beat Lash.
>>556875691Wait you only play Brool and think your opinions matter?
>can't fucking aim>love caster characters>love playing mind games with people>Chain Frost is my single favorite fucking spell in DotA2>Valve gives me Celeste>a spirit/caster focused hero>who trolls her opponents and teammates by initiating at stupid times>who is crazy nimble and hard to catch>is barely gun focused>AND HAS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN FROSTBros I am so happy right now. I made two posts on the forums back when Purple was still a fucking lane BEGGING Valve to add Chain Frost and we're finally here. I wish my Lich memes weren't on my phone, but I FEEL A COLD FRONT COMING!!>>556875665Kelvin still has the best fucking killstreak portrait. Who could hate that smile.
>tattoed whoreWhy the fuck does she sound like a child?
>>556875512at max rank 3 she has .5 scaling on her aoe nuke that gives her 11% amp per hero hit that stacks and has a long fucking buff timer my dude she is probably one of the most busted nukers in the game currently she has a shield that gives her giga movespeed and silences people when it breaksand she has giga spirit lifesteal on her 1her numbers are getting trashed within 24 hours watch
>>556875165Just fight with ult and kill someone guaranteed, that shit busted
>>556870302>the jacket is SHITOaky Graves
>>556875805Do you not realize what people did for fun before the internet was around bud?
TRANNIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>556875893its a real new yorker accent though?
>>556875882Stupid simpsons poster
>>556875805What do you think the Deadlock universe is? Mysticism is normalized, so it's not that unique or whacky to them. So of course they'd do mundane shit.If you wanted to celebrate with a coworker after a success, what do you do? If your immediate gut was go to a bar, then congrats, you're just like the Deadlock cast.
Doorman ult but you get transported to a barcade
>>556875932owari da, xisters...
closed alpha test with no advertisement, monetization, or progression system btw. netease and riot shills will tell you the game is dead on launch and wont break 100k btw
>>556875805Ok what kind of quirk chungus post-Ritual thing do you think they would be doing then?>Hey Celeste can we go visit your circus of freak shows? I want to throw rotting fruit at your friends in a cage>Yasss?
>>556875805It’s the 30s, do you want them to go to the arcade?
>>556876031Bongo cat won
>>556876006>Billy, you pretend to love third strike but in truth you have never played it let alone a single other fighting game competently in your lifekino.
>close range spirit nuker that gets spirit amp and survivabilityBUY SCOURGE
>>556875805>He thinks socializing in a bar is not something any sane person would do in the 80s
>>556875824Wish granted, however, you can only do so by phonetically typing out or vocally imitating his accent and lingo in voice comms.
>>556876006Doorman ult but the giant magical key goes up your ass and "unlocks" it metaphysically so you can never stop shitting until you die
>>556874929how did they manage to make valorant work but let a fucking card games and fighting games slide into development hell? You'd think its the opposite
>>556874821>>556875805This is such a brown thing to seethe over
>>556875126Tattooed coney island carny is aesthetically in line with Abrams and Geist. Father rambo is more aggregious but you don't care because he's "based"
Doorman ult but you get shrunken down and put in his toilet and you play a mini game where you have to dodge his falling turds
>>556875157I'm going to guess Holliday
>Dude these pre-game conversations are unrealistic How would you know? More than half of you cant even make eye contact with the cashier at the grocery.
[GOOD NEWS]APOLLO AND GRAVES ARE 18YOU CAN MASTURBATE TO AND KILL THEMIT'S OKAY
>>556876006With a CRT-filter
>no one wants to do celeste lobbyF
seven is literally me
>>556876043>Ok what kind of quirk chungus post-Ritual thing do you think they would be doing then?They should pray to god(swt)>>556876073They can go to church or a mosque. This was common back then by the way.
>>556876031deadlock has one of the most insane knowledge barriers i've ever seen in a competitive-minded game period (definitely more than league because there's more freedom) and it still picked up a huge casual playerbase tooits amazing how good the valve writing charm is even in such a big roster for a game that isnt even out yet
>>556875868I play brool until I get a token then play the main game on the new character I want. And when I do that on silver I have won 70% of my games. She's really good and makes an incredible amount of space not only on the map but in teamfights
Is this the Celeste x Silver general?
Doorman ult ><556876097 #...Anonymous02/09/26(Mon)15:29:01 No.556876043>>556875805 # Ok what kind of quirk but you get transported to celeste lobby
the future of this game is looking grimwhen will the cutoff point of sanity be? before they introduce cosmetics in a few months?
>>556876239that's apollo only dialogueprovide proof graves is 18 or you're not allowed
>>556876003>If your immediate gut was go to a barmany would go to a club or diner
>>556876239>is that a heckin 18 year old?!?!?>their prefontal cortex isn't even fully formed yet you fucking PEDO
>>556876317same
>>556874746She has a charge ability which means rapid recharge is mandatory, it also seems pretty good with ballistic enchancementOther thoughts, her hp starts above average but ends below average, can probably skip greens longer than any other hero
>>556875653TRVKE!!!
>>556876140Valorant globally gained players from OW and many other games. There was a drought of games people wanted to play iirc and Valorant was one of the decent games to play at the time. There is a ss somewhere of LoL and Valorant devs playing Deadlock together in 2024
this game is such a joke
>>556876026hello Mina30
>>556875907I couldn't.Almost every time I pressed 4, drifter was around a corner somewhere waiting to press 4 also to blind me. And when he wasn't, mcginnis was waiting to wall me out of the fight.
>watching a """high elo""" game>celeste maxes out her shield>rarely ever presses 4>2k damage with shining wonder in a 36 minute gamehow do these people reach these ranks
>>556876328>definitely more than leagueah yes, one of the complex games of all time
>>556876073>>556876119NTA but you guys just pull dates out of your ass. "Oh it's the 30's" "Oh it's the 80's" Deadlock has no set date and because of how schizo the magic-steampunk-etc tech is we have no real way to pin things down. There's a magic-powered desktop PC in the hideout that uses typewriter keys for a keyboard.All we really know is it's after WW1 because there's a "Soviet Empire" ruled by the ghost of Catherine the Great, and the USSR only came about because WW1 caused the Tsardom to implode. It could be 2026 ingame but magic's existence caused technological and cultural stagnation, and we would never know
>>556876373>many would go to a clubActually this is an interesting point, did the prohibition happen in Deadlock? Because prior to it bars were gendered and cocktails hardly existed, never mind the culture of clubs and dance parties
god damn spirit celeste is fucking awful. ap rounds will probably be fun though
>>556876372they're classmates
>>556875653and they would be completely correct considering he's a leftover from the game still being in a scifi settingretard
>>556876485people really love to overcomplicate league the same way people overcomplicate smash bros as if moving back and forth quickly is a skill
>her 3 clears my deadheads>i might be countered lolOHHHH NOOOO, GRAVESFAGS FINALLY MADE TO SUFFER A LITTLE BIT
>>556876182>Tattooed coney island carny is aesthetically in line with Abrams and Geist.I love how people in this general pretend like it was super common for performers to have tattoos back then when it wasn't.anyway, the issue with celeste is her garish color palette, jacket, and hair style. the actual idea of an acrobat is completely fine, although not as evocative of noir themes compared to a detective (abrams) or femme fatale (geist).
>>556876140>>556876427also valorant was a covid game and literally every game released during that period got a ton of people who were just sitting inside doing nothing
>>556875805Yes, that's what people been doing since we invented cities and alcohol. It is your generation only that spends its time on their phone and larping like you go to church.
>>556876546>erm apollo was the oldest in his class that year, graves is still 17!just stop arguing with these kind of people
>>556876546Ohmigosh shippersisters... AND THEY WERE CLASSMATES! Squee!!
>>556876584his neon prime version is literally a japanese sumo guy
>>556876584he literally looked like this in that game
>>556876470ETERNUS MEANS NOTHINGMY GRANDMA CAN GRIND TO E6 WITH REM WITH A STARLINK
>>556876239He's 3 in Ixiam years you freak.
>>556876470they just play a lot + ape other people's buildsmechanical skill is all you need to climb in deadlock, and an autistic focus on jungling
I do not play the new heroes. I only play Warden and click on the enemy heads. I am currently Ascendant IV. I will be Eternus soon.
>>556876546don't you have more cp art to commission, pedo
>>556876140As someone who played LoR they were genuinely too generous with cards, if they were bigger Jews like Blizzard they could’ve coasted off of whales longer
>>556874929its especially pitiful because fighting games have had a resurgence in the past few yearsfighting games were fucking DEAD 7 years ago
>>556876627Get AI'd.
>>556875616>>556875896It just means you should get stuff with effects like expansion or duration over boundless
>>556876689Boggles my mind that Neon Prime ever made it past the brainstorming stage and got developed far enough that they were making tutorial videos for it before somebody not retarded went "wait a second"
>>556876584>le aesthetic doomers don't know what they're talking about
>>556876793absolutely not true, tekken 7 was huge
>>556875253Holy larptardIf you actually cared about those retarded backwards religious beliefs, you'd also think that video games are "haram".
>>556876693Are you in Eternus6?
>dynamo-viscous-infernus-grey talonholy shit we are fighting the most nigger-tier brool squad of all time
>>556876836Thats what you get when you trust sweet baby
>>556874929i dont know shit about fighting games, but is it really that bad? Is it so shit that they cant even salvage it long term?
>>556876874me? nah Im in oracle and I only play street brawl.
>>556876627>common for performers to have tattoos back then when it wasn't.you're a pseud that doesn't know history, xirgo back to dilating
>>556875653>fat scientist in a suit with sci-fi roboticsyeah totally bro
>the only interesting looking character of the batch was venator, and his kit is meh>we're gonna have to wait a year for more charactersthis sucks
>>556876950Reading Comprehension Award
>>556876884dynamo and viscous are mid
>>556876920It's doing better than the other fighting games, but fighting games don't have spectacular numbers or sales to begin with.But we'll have to see its churn, as it seems a lot of people don't seem to care for it that much. The casual Arcane crowd will play it for a couple of days and move on.
>>556876965The next batch of heroes will probably have no interesting characters seeing as how things are trending
>trying to defend lane against rem and gravesi hurt everywhere
>>55687525390% of the dialogue is NOT about hitting a bar. Even the majority of of Infernuses dialogue is about things beside drinking.
Retards though Silver was tranny coded? Like, dick head, she's southern. Celeste? Mega tranny coded.
>>556876819a mere googling of "1920s/1930s/1940s/1950s" circus acrobats female" proves this wrong. some of them having tattoos does not mean you can justify ad hoc the tattoos of celeste.>>556876950ironic
>>556875126>>556875307there's no fucking way you stupid contrarian fat ugly fucks think sinclair and yamato are good designs that fit in better with the aesthetic
>>556876627What is it with chuds and pretending that everything that is popular with lefties, was never popular before 2015?>Wokeness>social justice>Trannies>gays>blacks in europeAnd now tattoos. They found fucking thousand year old frozen europeans covered in tattoos.
Didnt even know Silver had a DOT in her kitt. 15 games
>>556877117>most feminine woman in the cast>DURRRR TROONS????
>>556877117>codedWhy are you using their language?
>>556876884I'd love to fight these lesser picked heros
>>556874549Oracle is well above average, anon.>>556875573>have you considered that there's a reason top players are buying items you aren't?Because they don't spend the time I do on looking at multiple item performance stats & do the math on how they interact with the characters. Split Shot being on eternus Graves builds when you can both look at the items' performance stats and just try it out on her yourself and see it clearly rarely adds any extra value in practice means that yes, they just made a bad build for her.
why is this not allowed?
>>556876836>>556876891Campo Santo fags, glad they got send to the shadow realm after the dota 2 fiasco.
>>556876920Tag fighters are irredeemable shit. Unless they totally rip that function out, it's doomed.
>>556877092four gacha design anime girls, a completely safe guy with zero personality, and a quirky slorkerinocalling it now
>>556877181Of course you didn'tbecause it ticks for like 10 with 0.00015 spirit scaling
>>556875157jump pad does damage when you landtypical holiday combo is to land and punch a barrel downwards at the same time, making a double explosionjump pad gives +100% air accel to holiday (which used to be an exclusive ability until celeste released) so there's a lot of holiday (and celeste) specific tech
Are Vendicta and Paradox still considered good?
>>556877137Celeste having tattoos because tattoos were a thing among circus performers isn't Valve saying that ALL performers had tattoos. You're extrapolating off of nothing.
>>556876627>seething venachud or gaypollo fagstopped reading after word tattooed kek
>>556877176what is your stupid baboon ass even saying? that trannies were popular? that blacks were in europe? that tattoos were popular in the 1940s? fucking retard.
>>556876920Fighting games is RULED by Street Fighter. When people think or SHOULD think about fighting games, CAPCOM and Street Fighter are the only games that should come to mind. Sure, other JAPANESE fighting games are quite good and can be easily play from one game to another some what. Any other form of "fighting game" outside of japan is and wont be taken seriously because boomers and their childern and possibly those childrens children.but fighting games died a LONG time ago and were just left with ESPORTS slop since SFV development
>>556877234>Campo Santo>dota 2 fiascoQRD? I don't play Dota2
>>556875126>game has a 40s aesthetic>one of the heroes is a punk>there was no punk in the 40s.The best they can do, is drop the 40s aaesthetic. It boxes them in too much, and you can tell it's already getting real fucking thin.
>>556877256it's 400 damage bro lol
>>556877270Lol.
>>556877261Honestly I was thinking of her when I said gun and I main her lul
>>556877137>'20s '30s '40s circus acrobats can have tattoos>okay we'll put tattoos on her>NO NO NO YOU CAN'T DO THATYou're retarded. I hate tattoos as well and would use a mod that removes them but you're still retarded.
>>556875882I think chain frost will be significantly worse in 3D environment with corners thoughBut yes it's great if we're gonna have more casters who don't need to aim
>>556877143Sinclair is a stage magician schtick that absolutely fits with the aesthetic (provided the updated model looks good). Yamato is a holdover from Neon Prime, her character's gimmick could absolutely work if her visual design is done well. I have no idea why you think those two are bad.
>>556877256Really bizarre choice from Valve. Its like it only exists to proc bullet resist shredder
>>556876140>Valorant workValorant doesn't work, it just came out at the right time to siphon players from other games.Shits literally turbo dying right now too everywhere that isn't korea and japan, but its still large enough that its taking a while.
>>556877205>>most feminine woman in the castKEK
>celeste horn melee isn't blessedBUT DA LORE
>>556877270Venator mogs them to all hell because he can actually one shot people
>>556877230Yoshi fears the gun celesteIt probably rapes indoors
God I have got to get better with the movement in this.Also I kept accidentally double jumping trying to bhop with Celeste it's so over.
>>556877280and you can't read, as that isn't anywhere close to being what I said.
>>556877292That they existed. Enough that it's not weird to see them in media.
>Celeste gets half her cooldown refunded if she's a retard dipshity tho
>another barrier character that cucks silver out of her ult
What is Celeste's personality/archetype supposed to be? It looks like she's fitting a theme but I can't quite place it.
If the doorman cast his ult on you what would his line(s) be?
>>556876689That's SOVL>Yeah this fat motherfucker is so fucking fat he produces gravity field around himself because he's so fat
>slides longer>bounces furtherhmmm
>>556877176None of it is consistent. It doesn't matter. There's a reason why it's just called being reactionary.
>all girls have 2 stamina>celeste has fucking fourhmmmmmmm
>>556877507They fixed that broThey're still yet to fix everything else about her ult, but they did fix that
>>556876965It's pretty clear now that this batch is the "throw a wide net" batch, for better or worse>Cute little furry mascot character>Wednesday Adams ripoff with autoaim debuff gun and mindless ult so e-girls are easier for their boyfriends to carry>Drunk puppygirl bait for "I can fix her" waifufags and Tumblrinas>Extremely basic M1gger for noobs from shooters who have no MOBA skills but know how to click heads>Sparkly unicorn girl for the Twitter queersI think Valve knows their game is starting to go mainstream and are using this batch of heroes to help with normie player retention
>>556877418post your suggestion on the forums if you want meleeleste to be a thing>>556877507silver not getting ult charge from hitting barriers got patched
>>556877143there is no way you are using the most unfinished placeholder characters in the whole game to carry your argument about artstyle
>>556877507They already fixed the barrier thing
>>556877420I havent seen a single one shot since the bug fix
>>556877321It does 25 dps for 6 seconds
>>556877230Because you would throw out like 16 projectiles at once and they would all bounce and auto aim and hit together.
>>556877515Shes a bimbo with a heart of gold
>>556877372>NO NO NO YOU CAN'T DO THATwho are you quoting?
>>556877314One of the devs from Campo Santo (the Firewatch devs who got hired by Valve) got super salty and couldnt handle dota 2 banter and went around banning those who insult him ingame.Valve caught wind of this and the fucker was send to writter assistant instead of dev and his employee privilege got cut.
>>556877565how big is her horsecock?
>>556877515whore
>>556877308Isn't tekken outperforming street fighter?
>>556877507Not sure if anyone's mentioned it yet but they patched that.
>>556877639Nice deflection, but this isn't /jp/You lost
>>556877685by what metric could you possibly believe this
>>556877685not by a long shot, sf6 blows tekken8 out of the water
>>556877605He probably doesn't know that they're placeholders
>>556877623Oh I forgot I had superior duration (brool)
>>556877636>>556877515Yep. She's a ditzy bimbo but she's also a nice gal.
>>556877639A really angry mexican
>>556877685kekken is doing worse than ever, street fighter is doing better than ever
>>556872581cassock
Okay her barrier is not strong enough for me to retard dive a teamfight.
Do you think Celeste does... "VIP" performances bros?
>>556877689'ppreciate you puttin' that out there, anon
>>556877484>That they existedwonderful. too bad that wasn't being argued.
>damage circles>damage circles>damage circles>lich ultwow real creative ICE FRAUD
>>556877763You would have sup duration in standard too to be fair
>>556877137Some acrobats historically had tattoos, particularly in Coney Island? And the sparkly magical unicorn acrobat in this videogame has lots of garish tattoos? Why, this simply does not align with the statistical reality of the situation. Don't you know not ALL circus acrobats had tattoos? What hogwash!
>>556877597it really does seem like it.
>>556877645hard to blame him desu
>>556877685Both got good sales, Street Fighter has much higher player retention though
>>556877413>Shits literally turbo dying right now too everywheresource?
>>556877685No fighting game has outperformed Street Fighter at any point in the past 30 years.
>>556877734>invent straw man because he can't read>lol u lostwipe the drool off your keyboard and the sperm off your face.
>>556877137>nooooo you can't justify tattoos on a character because it makes me personally really really anally annihilatedpipe down cortez no one cares.
>>556877230it would be like building melee lifesteal and spirit snatch on drifter or billytoo op to be allowed
>>556877846No I wouldn't, not enough slots and strapped for cash
>>556877654They call her shish kebaber back at the sideshow
>>556877784>slime rush meta>no balance patch or meaningful title update in 3 years>in fact, no title update for the first time in SF history, game has gone unchanged no
>>556877484Existing =/= not weird. This is the same word-bending bullshit you fags keep falling back on as if it's not immediately obvious to everyone what you're doing>Oh did you know Lord PinceFitz, Duke of Oxbridgeshire in the 1600's married a woman described as having a "dark and Moorish complexion">There were always Black kangz and kweens in the British nobility, chud! Stop whitewashing history!
CELESTE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY FRIENDS JEWISH UNCLE WHAT THE FUUUCK
>>556877840Icefrog hates playing 1m and i am on board with his ideas
>>556878054and yet, somehow tekken 8 is even more dogshit, to the point harada had to step down
>one single woman with tattoos and anon loses his mind
>>556878091you're speaking to a disingenuous tranny, there's no winning by interacting with them
>>556878054valid complaints, but the player count and sales numbers do not care
>>556878145>1mESL SPOTTED, ESL SPOTTED, DEPLOYING HOPOO SPONSORED CROSSBOW TO THE HEAD
>>556878218Maybe the same faggot who kept arguing semantics during Silver's release
>>556877846>>556877996I think it's good on her, longer lycan, longer disables from disarm, longer bolas, longer inhibitor tier debuff from maxed 2.It's pretty fuckin good. The survivability from longer lycan form and disarm is enough but the others push it into being very strong. Then you get the 4.8k power spike from spirit snatch as well, whcih is also a longer duration
They should add rosa parks as a hero and she gives her team access to extra tunnels on the map called the underground railroadHer ult is she drives a really fast bus and if she runs over teammates she scoops them up and can drive them off to safety
>>556878091Literally a single one existing at all, means all the "revisionist history" and "it's unrealistic" arguments are null and void.
>>556878091
>>556877515Harley Quinn-lite
>>556878195I am not disputing tekken 8 is dogshit, but street fighter is hardly better from the perspective of a fighting game player. deadlock came at just the right time to take over the fighting game hole in my heart
>>556878091There isn't literally one instance of a tattooed circus performer that they can't make a fictional character with tattoos that would break historical believability.If there is literally one instance of a duke marrying a black woman, then if you wanted to show a duke marrying a black woman, it'd have to be literally them.
>>556878325As long as the Ixians sit in the back
>>556877515Snowbunny
>>556870539Venator but only towards little boys
>>556878372I mean its not like Im big on sf6, Im here playing deadlock for a reason, but tekken 8 is a fucking abomination while sf6 is just kind of boring
>>556877996Sup duration is good for the ult tho I suppose you could just keep it unupgraded
>>556877860>Some acrobats historically had tattoosthis was never up for debate or argued otherwise. you and the other zoomers in this thread simply cannot read as you went through sixth grade during covid lockdowns.>sparkly magical unicornthis is what is garish, not her tattoos, which I never implied, although I see you are trying to twist my word(s) to suit your retarded straw man of an argument. celeste is garish and ill-fitting to the game because of her color palette, the texture of those colors, the jacket, and the appliques and busyness of her model. not because of her being an acrobat with tattoos and not even necessarily because of the unicorn horn as her alpha model was overall more muted and in-line with the game's aesthetic.
>>556877515https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HookerWithAHeartOfGold
Ok when is Celeste getting nerfed into the ground?
>>556878325Thats Rosa Tubman who was arrested for refusing to sit in the back of the cotton field. Go back to grade school, you need to review your basic history.
>>556877903I mean sure, dota gets under your skin but one thing is to ban an asshole, another is to gloat about it "MUH DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO" level. He had a bodycount in the 100+ this is why Valve punish him.
>>556878091>>556878498You are unemployed, no one fucking cares
I want Silver to let out the beast on me
>>556878498that's a lot of text just to apologize for being a retard
>>556878091I hope they add a hispanic character so I can kill him over and over while pretending it's you
>>556878345>if you are against "wewuzkangz" tier historical revisionism you are le latrino border hopper XDnot very progressive of you sista...
>>556878498>everyone came to the same conclusion as to what I said because of my ESL? it's all of you that are wrong, not me.
>>556878432True her horsecock is built for me
>>556878567I do, I care.
bros why can i see celeste i thought only virgins could see unicorns....
>>556878567reddit post
>he isnt building sharpshooter ricochet celeste and raping rooms from across the map
>>556878296>>556878475I'm not saying it's not goodI'm saying I wouldn't have it because there's too much other shit I feel to be more necessary
>>556878606Post hand paco
>There were always tattooed people even if they were exceedingly rare, if you find it odd someone from the 1900's would be covered all over in tattoos like a 2026 OnlyFans whore YOU are the chudThere were always Black kings in Japan chuddy. Blacks were some of the first samurai, in fact in the historical records...
>>556878091you have to understand, it caters to the nulock fans
Apollo lost...
>>556878705I tried doing that in the inhouse but everybody were spirit nukes and with the low RoF it's easy to get raped.
>>556878774See >>556878715
How long is graves gonna have the "new" tag? I wanna reduce my roster.
>>556878715I'll do you one better and show you my watch that's more valuable than your entire net worth.
>>556878624feel free to quote where I said celeste cannot have tattoos because it would be historically inaccurate.
>>556878774Except Yasuke was never a samurai.
>>556878705Once I have Ricochet on any hero I feel obligated to go Inhibitor and Silencer just to piss people off
>>556878860kek
>>556878807It might be good for camps
>>556877565Horse breeding is a lot of work anon.
>>556878846>>556878846>>556878846>>556878846
>>556878843five
>>556878860easy on the churros, Diabeeto
They do lots of things!
>>556878774>covered all over in tattoos like a 2026 OnlyFans whoremultiple levels of not knowing what you're talking about.Full body tattooing is definitely a carnt thing, morso than an OF thing
>>556877413>valorant dying>league dying>couldn't even make their 50% finished mmorpgwhat does riot even have left?
>>556878867Nope, sorry chud. We already made shows educational videos and games about him not just being a samurai but THE samurai. If you point out how revisionist this is you're on the wrong side of herstory
*smacks lips* allah needs wyoming
>>556879048He doesn’t do that
>>556878939hahahah retard op
>>556878860if I didn't know this pic was older than ai I'd think it was. What a strange hand.
>>556878939Retard nigger how many times are you going to force a nsfw op and get deleted? Kys
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>>556878939based janny
>>556878860I look like this
They should give Celeste the pyro fire fart taunt
>>556878860I miss those simpler times man
Prude janny
>>556878860kek whiteys look like this
>circus performer>has literally 0 circus-themed skillsAre Valve hacks?
>baked before page 10>tranny porn opget fucked retard
>>556879308>>556879308>>556879308>>556879308
>>556878860Mina main btw
>>556878939nigger this isn't a gacha general you can't get away with putting porn in the OP
>>556879317doesn't she have knives to throw and a ball to juggle
It's alt history fools, it's not our 50s, it's fantasy 50s
i need 8 replies to this post so we get 1k posts
>>556877230You can still cheat it in the test maps.I have no clue how strong it would even be though.
>>556879921True
>556879921not happening chud
it's over
>>556884287happening
Ill do it myself.
last
it happened
>>556868004>>556868025good
>>556873121>Another /SS/ character Thank you yoshi!
