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How the hell did Seia beat Taiga? Isn’t Taiga the greatest tsundere ever?
who the hell asked for a cringe kazoos thread
Where was the entire set of these images?
ka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcI4VpbOtnI
>>556890390People just want girls to be nice to them now. They have enough problems as it is.
>>556890390Taiga is great but Toradora is pretty garbage overall, but the actual answer is that Seia is new and fresh in everyone's minds
You do have 5 and a half sparks saved up for DecaFes, right?
Drawhttps://magma.com/d/6x1BHobR4qhttps://magma.com/d/6x1BHobR4qhttps://magma.com/d/6x1BHobR4q
>no gogurt thread>no aggie>server about to die in a minute
Akane Love!For how long we will have to wait?
>>556890390Half the audience of toradora has died of old age
>>556890390Taiga was always garbage alongside Louise
>>556890390A large portion of the Kugumiya tsundere fanbase has unironically died by now
>>556890390>account that focuses on BA content gets more BA votes>BA is also newer and more popular with current xitter usersWow, shocking
Its 3 hours until the bus arrives at Wildhunt. Time get comfy and jig!https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive1https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive1https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive1
>>556890390i don't really like Toradara
>>556890719The other half are playing Blue Archive
>>556890757Junko, punch this fag
>>556890471erhm, achshully if she has it shouldered it's not "hip firing" it's "point firing"
THREE MORE HOURS!
>can't loginWhy didn't they announce EoS in advance?
>>556890390>taigaliterally shit from the worst age of tsundere
>>556890948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8
>>556890701bro? >>556890629
2 hours and 55 minutes until I rape Fuyu2 hours and 55 minutes until Miyo rapes me
/bag/, what did we learn from the previous thread?
soon miyobros
Which student's valentine momos will top picrel this year?
>>556891164Sex goddess and some sewage waste on the right I guess
>>556891297Why is Sensei such a stinky lying manipulative adult?
>>556891268gogurtbros are the most oppressed posters
>>556891313himari hands typed this
>>556890629AAAAAAAAAAA MY EYESMY VIRGIN AD FREE EYES
>>556891297Wow, did he really say that to her?
>>556890390Tsudere are dime a dozen Doomfox is new and unique
>>556890719Its still newfag shit to meFor me Toradora is from the era where all those archetypes just became bad caricatures of themselves without any substance. We had it good back during Evangelion and Love Hina era where tsundere was still fresh, even a bit during Midori no Hibi back before it was bastardized too much, but the entire Taiga and Louise era was shit, we had a minor resurgence back when Steins Gate came out where people called Christina a "classical tsundere" before the term became all about "Urusai baka" and then she punches the protag which Kugimiya popularized. Steins gate had the subtle sort of tsundere without violence again. These days tsundere has lost most of its flavor just because people are so used to it, it grew boring. For awhile straight forward girls were popular again because of how boring tsundere had become. These days I can't even tell what's "in" at the moment. These days half of animefags are self hating-weebs that can't enjoy shit without twelve layers of irony saying how they "don't actually like it, but they'll keep reading anyway" which just seems gay. I check /a/ and it mostly just seems like yurishit now.
>>556891705You aren't Japanese mate.
>>556891498I did, yes
>>556890390Sampling bias
>>556890390Fox = sexNot fox = not as sex as fox
>>556891705Pretending to be an oldfag is cringe
Why can't I access the game?
its up
>>556892082You know
Are chocolates good for you?
>>556891705We need to bring back sex with JCs
>>556891705Kugirie's best tsundere role was Touko from Marimite and nobody even recognizes her for it.Shana was okay. Taiga, Louise, etc. were all bastardizations cashing in on Shana.
>>556890390I was always a Shana and Louise fan but Taiga is shit
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140445446
uncs crashing out hard over cartoons frfr on GOD
>>556890390Nobody likes tsunderes in 2026
TOTAL HIMARI RYONA
>>556892626>she says this while /bag/ cums nonstop to Kei
roll for them
Give me the rundown on this new event. Is it any good or just your typical event slop? I do like the wild hunt school.
>>556891705>Normie gateOpinion discarded
>>556892649I would mess up Himari so bad
>>556892821It's good for farming crafting fodder. Worse than 2x commissions if you don't care about extra artifacts.
>>556892856himari smells like milk tea and werther's originals
Only four hours until Malkuth falls
>>556892856Same once upon a time, now I'm more aroused by the idea of crippledom.
>>556892856I want to rape himari and beat her up then tend to her bruised body and help her heal, then beat her up again
werther's originals are good
We hate narcissistic elf here
My preferred sweet are Mamba fruit chews
>>556892821It fleshes out wildhunt more in a way you don't expect. Showing you that the school isn't just the occult club, just like how Trinity isn't just the ASS club.
>>556893230Based, this is a Haas- Rio general
Cope
Why did she do it bros?
>>556890837https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive2https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive2https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive2
>/bag/ complaining about tsunderes againeveryone loves ako and kei
>>556891795RELEASE HEROR ELSE
>>556893158Based as fuck
>>556893330Driven mad by the heat.
>can't even get in the gameNo wonder ba is dying.
ako has no fans
Elves are good for you
>>556892856
>>556893057
>Raping Himari>Not letting her drag her crippled frame over your body and forcing you to give cunnilingus as she clumsily grinds against your facePlebs.
>>556893609Post her running animation
I want to kiss Ibuki's child pussy.
>>556893523Dogs are haram.Where can I find a goat student that is halal?
>/bag/ hates Taiga but loves AkoExplain yourself, /bag/
What to draw for magma
>>556893664Kei!
hina pregnina
>>556893889Taiga is flat and short
>>556893889Ako has huge boobs and is hotTaiga is flat and ugly
>>556893889ako is cowako is dog
>>556893770
>>556894060Hasumi don't look...
>>556893889>Taiga>Most diluted hyper flanderized version of tsundere>Spends 80% of her show wanting to fuck another guy, with the MC trying to help her do it>No sex appeal>Ako>Bitchdere>Type that just complains for a few hours and then forces herself on you after she works herself up into sex rage>She wants to be humiliated, wants to be lead around on a leash, closet masochist who needs a reason to really indulge in these urges>Stick up her ass a mile wide but it gets looser when she "lets off steam">Massive sub deep down>Wears fetish gear in public out of some misplaced desire>High sex appeal>Easy to hate but she's hot, and after awhile you just kinda get used to her>Love sometimes starts with sex>One of the few momotalks sensei acts like a man
>turns 28 todaymaybe its time to start taking life seriously
Tsunderes are only good when they're big curvy masochistsScrawny little girls are only good when they're super lovey doveyThis is simply the law of the jungle
>>556894313True
I don't come here to listen to your 20 year old waifu wars unc, fuck off back to /a/ or something
>>556894313No lies, all facts
>>556894379>>556894493unc general ong
>>55689437910 years from now nothing meaningful will have changed except your age and you will realize it's too lateIt was always too latet. you from 10 years in the future
>>556894552It used to be an oji-san generalUntil zoomers started calling people unks
urk...urk...
Arona, use math to calculate how long we have until Malkuth falls based on current trends and predictions. Its happening tonight one way or another.
>>556894482Roogi's hair is longer
>>556894318>>556894786This is a succubus
Hello. I heard ojisans are welcomed here.
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>>556894493sybau
Kei is so cute
https://x.com/c44095762/status/2020831004337099096?s=20its out
Why we hate tsunderes hereThe lastest popular student we got is a big fat tsundere
>>556895000Trips of ESL
>>556895000Kei didn't try to beat the shit out of Sensei.
>>556894957Airman isn't even hard, you can just mash and face tank his little tornadoes
AGP general
New Wildhunt slander
>>556894871Did they downgrade the translation again?
I can't think of anything to draw
>/bag/ hates tsundereWrong, we love Jungo here
Nexon should hire this artist. https://x.com/Dongji97/status/2012242725446307974
small girl, big boobs
Nexon should hire asanagi
>>556894857That's right
>>556895242Ultra zoos
>>556895308>shoulders 20% wider than hipsno
>>556895194/bag/ laughs at this, but don't pretend this hasn't happened to you at least once. Where the student you liked is the one that fell by the wayside compared to the other student getting all the attention.
>>556894857>>556895397and that's why we can't be an oji-san thread anymore
>>556895489BRAT
Nexon should hire black market assassins to kill Asanagi
>>556895397Nexon should hire this artist
29 is young
>>556895489
>>556895594shut up unc
Yuzu? More like Yuzuri
>>556895397that was OK but then the artist just had to include shitted
>>556895394
>>556893386https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive3https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive3https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive3
>>556895485You are playing a gacha, that's like the most common thing to happen in anything with a big cast.I don't feel anything from that fact, I just accept it then continue to love my studentwives.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13453813
BA is not a gacha, BA is a way of life.
>bros check out my epic NTR garbage!![-]
>>556894857Call me a newbab or whatever but where did this particular ugly bastard come from. I don't into VNs.
>>556894003By me
Post an image of your studentWife eating.
akane fans are granny fuckers
>>556896010gooner way of life yes
>>556896120You aren't a real baggot if you don't know the fat old bastard.
i can't goon
>>556896039Sanoba Witch is not NTR. It is gabage tho.
>who are you quoting[+]
>>556896147
Asuna fans are cuckolds
neru fans are lolicons
>>556895740those tits are fake
>>556895594I'm still 18 (season 12) young.
>>556890390the end of an era
>>556892420Good taste
>>556896674THE CHILD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQ_Q
>>556895406Tha doesn't fire my neurons
brown students when
>>556896776next Highlander wave
What's the link to the character daily quiz website?
bing
>>556890390
BA needs skunk girls
>>556896039where the fuck are you seeing that?
https://x.com/mmm_no_mmm22/status/2020427400308539546granny fuckers really get off to this
>>556890390Here is the real question, do you like your waifu getting together with (not you) vs (you)
>>556897146GOD I love saggers
My first plat
>>556890390only uncs know who Taiga is these days
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2021059908234604787
>>556897258>not EU serverYou didn't beat the game.
>>556890390Who is Seia tsundere toward? Mika?
>>556897267you are being too generous, i'd rather call them gramps
post preggo rio
fuck kei
>>556895958Sensei likes little girls
>>556897513@arona, is this true?
I need my russian dog on global fuck flophunt https://youtu.be/Ji1Sr7KCNt0
Is Miyako still the best written volume protagonist of Blue Archive?
Sensei likes to be a gay low T faggot around students, unless it's Gehenna then he goes full molest mode.
Anyone plan to roll for Subaru?
>(Filtered comment /l*li(con|pedo)/i[+]
>>556897616We hate rabbits like miyucko the most
Is anybody else watching the winter olympics?
https://x.com/KAKA_ozisan/status/2020852896070561814fellas, I'm scared at how good AI is now
>>556897258grats
l0li bwos...
>>556897747Just the hockey
>>556895729Cross referencing Yuzu and paizuri on Pixiv brings up, zero resultsFor context Momoi brings up 7 resultsMiyu brings up 15 results Aris brings up 6 results So the results aren't based on chest size, this rare to have zero results
>>556897258@arona check that rank number and dox this guy
>>556897603I need my desuwa
Where's our next collab?
>>556897747Haven't watched sports in years, maybe I should
>>556897754That's nothing https://x.com/i/status/2020445794877272189https://x.com/i/status/2021000210403688483
big yuzu...
Malkuth status?
>>556898151I'd like both given her lobby lines but the next fes is so fucked I'll probably have to skip if the doggo comes early
I'm not opening that.
>>556898247I prefer the diddy vs eppy AIslop fight
>>556894857You're in good company.
>>556898198Soon
>>556897280Blue Fes is already over...We don't even beat the "bad guys"
>>556898247that's insane. we used to make fun of boomers that can't tell real vs photoshop . I think we're like that now
>>556898359The best school outfit, maybe ever. So good.
>>556898021How do we feel about this, Koharu?
rate my team
Which of these students do you think will have the highest number of doujinshis at the Summer Comiket?
>>556897754https://x.com/AIslop_/status/2015952945091686544
>>556895767https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive4https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive4https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive4
>>556898773Kei > Eri > Kanoe
>>556898151I find it crazy Takane got more fanart when she was just an NPC than she did when she actually became playable.
>>556898754The Strongest and cutest
>>556898786This reminds me of that really weird looking Superman with the edited out mustache.
>>556897747Call me when curling happens
>>556896187NTA but part of being an ojisan is accepting that you won't remember the ojisans you once knew.
Your studendwife becomes real but she starts off hating you and you need to compete and win her affection or you will lose her to someone else. Could you do it?
>>556898773didn't kanoe and eri already got doujins on the winter one? doubt they'll get something comparable to kei who is still taking over my feed 3 weeks later
So, if you don't roll for meta students...then who do you roll for?
>>556899319Whoever you like? The meta can only goes so far.The moment I can clear Torment comfortably, it's the moment dickrolling will take priority.
>>556898952cute
How do I cope with the fact that I could never truly give all the girls the love they want? Each and every single one of them is so deserving of love and want it just from Sensei, but there is only ONE Sensei to go around. It breaks my heart to know that either only one student gets to have Sensei or they all have to share which surely would be devastating for most students. I'm sure almost none of them would be truly OK with sharing Sensei even if they would capitulate in the end
>>556899279>didn't kanoe and eri already got
>>556899418Miyo is meta so you NEED to roll for her.
>>556899246cuckcoded post desu
>>556899476This is why you focus on the job of teaching instead of trying to marry the entire city
>>556899476they are not real
>>556899418Niya who I sparked and have yet to use once or even level up
I have severe Kei fatigue
>>556899550Miyo is not meta and I will roll just for that L2D.It's comfy.
I don't
>>556899476>none of them would be truly OK with sharing SenseiDefault state is one man to many women. Women have been fine with this arrangement since time immemorial.
>>556898754>3,570
>>556899246>Your studendwife becomes realInstantly a problem. This disgusting 3D world would instantly mare her beauty and make her unpure. Part of what makes all the students so amazing is that they exist in Kivotos which is not real and thus can remain eternally young, cute, and innocent. If they became real, not only would they be faced by real life problems which is cruel to them, but surely the evil NWO agents would catch wind and assassinate her to stop something so beautiful from existing in the world
5 and we all roll wildhunt
>>556898773kei but the new precure gave birth to a strong contender
What went wrong with Subaru?
If you guys are seriously looking for irl student wives then become a passport bro.
>>556896776>>556896776we have 2 already and pretty fucking good ones at thatI'm willing to argue they're both in top 10 students of all time objectively
>>556899904>calling her brownRacist sensei.
>>556899730and i will do it all over again on my global acc
>>556897280Guess that means no new event.
>>556899812>Boring>Boring body type>Woe is me>Fuyu and Subaru look the same as they're both boring
>>556899904> Not even in the top 10 of bond rankingObjectively false.
I feel like Yesod will be my first gold because I don't have any wildhunt students
>>556899860I'm not that rich
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>556900025It'll be valentines AP spending event, probably.
>>556899812Fuyu 2.0
>>556900057not my fault nips have shit taste
>>556899812Saki was too good
>>556900065I still don't get the obsession with getting plat rank. Other than some additional coins, you get a whopping 200 more jims. Whereas with gold you can just auto and not mald or crit fish.
>>556899904>top 10 students of all time objectivelyamong secondaries
>>556899812Niche aesthetic archetype released super close to another girl with the same archetype
>>556900089Actually, that looks more like a Hasumi bunny girl.
>>556893761Ur Izumi Akari Aru? Mehemmet sensei?
Are the new Yuzu and Eimi alts limiteds?
Don't worry Odyssey will supply us with plenty of tanned and brown students
forcing seia to get an abortion from a shady place
>>556900250I dont think we know yet
>>556900194>among secondariesthat's not shupos or hasoom
>>556898773I feel like Miyo was more popular than Kanoe honestly.
>>556900231bweh
>>556900250People have been saying no but I can't read runes so I don't know where they're getting that from
we need more white niggas
>>556899812voice too deep. nips expected a sweet and comforting oneesan, not another prince type. even her va lamented about this.
>>556900065You don't need any WH students for Yesod, unless it's like Lunatic or a plat chasing Torment clear.Mimori is free, and there are a bunch of AS buffers that are all permanent, except for band Kazoos.
>>556900109Valentine overlapped with the camp event last year. But the schedule is all kinds of fucked up now because they gone through a monthly 2 patch cycle in 23 days. I guess they will just make the patch after the next 3 weeks.
>>556900192It's called challenging yourself.
>>556900065>yesod>wildhunt studentslol, they are not even the best options for their niche
>>556899476Sensei is a married man and his wife lives outside Kivotos
>>556900373I wouldn't be surprised if a 2t insane id enough for plat on NA. It's going to filter a lot of people. Probably more than Gregorius did
>>556900360I would lick does toes raw, no drink, no fries.
I CAN'T LOG IN?!!!!!!!IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!EOS!!!!!!!!!! END OF SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>556900501What does his wife look like?
how big should her boobs be
>>556899750Correct. 2D is perfect and incorruptible. That is what makes it superior to the flawed and imperfect 3D.
>>556900572Like an aged-up Plana
>>556900501Sensei is a married man and his wife lives in his tablet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmPSCwYxRyA
>>556900507Extreme is enough for plat considering there are less insane+ clears than Geburah.
>>556900587yes
>>556900691Just because the nips were retarded doesn't mean it will be the same for steambabs.
>>556892649>>556892856>>556893158>>556893418>>556893589I was JUST downloading some Himari doujins today wth is this hivemind shit.
>>556900736how does she walk with boobs that big
>>556899719That's one *exceptional* manThe village shit shoveler who is afraid of his own shadow doesn't get a wife at all
>>556898818https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive5https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive5https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchive5
>>556899904I mean we have all the most recent popularity polls on each server Choices may surprise you but neither of them are top 20
>>556900665Do you think he props it up to make sure it can see everything while he services his students' personal needs?
>>556899617I got fatigue the moment they revealed the boring white hair version
>>556900963The previous poll
>>556900934If you’re afraid – don’t do it; if you’re doing it – don’t be afraid!
>>556901058You would call her lazy if they reused Alice's art but pink eyes
Favorite NPC poll
I am still thinking of drawing something that isn't cursed Reisa
White hair > black hairNn
>>556901328But Shiroko has gray hair
how warm is eimi's pussy
MY NIGGA BLACK SUIT NEEDS TO COME BACK IN A CHAPTER AND SAVE SENSEI AT THE LAST MINUTE!
white hair
>>556901269Have they still not eaten that rabbit yet?Impressive if so
>>556901269RIP fox platoon
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHSPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT
>>556899476>Cuckhold anon tries to convince everyone the game needs other males and cuckholding for the girls sake, for the 40th time tonight alone>Even when the game makes it clear sensei can make them all happy and he's the ultimate manwhore, that answer isn't good enough for cuck anon who has to try to convince people he's not enough and the girls need more because he can't fulfill their desires alone, they need more than him, they need someone else >Keeps emphasizing how ONE sensei isn't enough and the girls need to be fucking other menIt's the same subtle cuckposts every few hours
apparently you can still see who creates miyo and fuyu's memorial lobby
>>556901192I just like black hair aesthetically
>>556901429was the squished bunched-up nipple really necessary
>>556901520I thought we weren't getting billboards anymore since Yostar shifted all their budget to Stella Sora
>>556901520>not censoredImpressive
>>556901546What the fuck are you talking about? Nobody said anything about cuckshit and you bring that shit up out of nowhere. I just read a manga where a tsundere girl ends up losing the MCbowl and cries at the end and it made me think about the girls in Blue Archive because she kinda looked like Yoshimi. Cuckshit, while disgusting and should be shamed when it appears, is not a part of that post. Meds, now
I hate Yuzu
>>556901546You're seeing things that aren't thereMaybe leave the house from time to time, you've got an unhealthy streak
>>556901520>eimi has long hairwtf
>>556901816this but -zu
>>556901816Try eating mandarin
>log in>maintenancenoooo, i forgot to log in early and claim my cafe AP!
Heh
>>556901702very
>>556901520I want to hook her up to a milking machine so bad dude
>>556901964BECOME STUDENT BECOME STUDENT BECOME STUDENTCLANK CLANK CLANK
Why is no one posting their Miyo pulls?
I want to molest Eimi
>>556902179bYuzu and bEimi happened.
>>556902383I hope I'm still wake shen she's dead
>>556902191>popqn eyesI'm glad he's still around even though he's not nexon staff
>>556901885Always has been.
>>556902426I think she'll be gone by tonight JST, so like 9 hours even
>>556902383still a while to go
We were robbed of sexy Momoi
>>556890390she has a hot body but wasn't a very good characterthen again everyone in toradora sucked. good music though
Kazusa's vagina...
>>556902383Why is she so damn flat?
>>556902720
>>556901816Yeah Ryujinx is better
the 2000s was 20 years ago.
>>556890390We haven’t had Rie Kugimiya in BA yet, right? Which student should she voice?
>>556902920Rena lol
>>556902920Akemi
>>556902191I want Amy to kill me with her massive, heavy-looking tits.
>>556902906Blowin' on that indoGamecube NintendoFive percent tint so they can't see up in my window
>>556901058I prefer dark hair, but white hair was the better choice to make her stand out better.
>>556902906It fills me with dread that it's almost 30 years ago
>>556902920Let’s go completely out of left field and say… Konoka.
>>556900963>Neru>Natsu>Wakamo >NoaYou don't expect me to take that list seriously, right?
>>556903418More believable than anyone saying Asuna and Karin being on the top 10 of anything other than arts
>>556900963
>>556900963Shit taste as expected.
>>556902920Rena or Kunumi
Hello bag, indian here. I am excited to play blue archive - the real-time strategy RPG developed by MX Studio. I have been masturbated to girls from the trinity school because they are very white and look like they smell good. How do I be a the best sensei in blue archive?
https://x.com/aidenguoai/status/2020800658761277744?s=46Its over
New Merchhttps://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive/board_view?board=1039&thread=3370273
>>556903741do people count just the base, or do they also include the alt totals as well? when ranking these sorts of things
>>556903687Asuna yesKarin noThe biggest meme no one in this fanbase ever questioned was "actually all C&C members equally saved the game"If you go back and read the interview the devs put out, they said it was just Asuna that surpassed expectations
>>556903871cute Foom
>>556903741>Nozomi 7>Hikari 2
>>556903924I would count the base since not everyone has alts
>>556903830deepseek moment was what bothered me the most. this was self-inflicted though. you can't just trash american schools and expect to lead in tech.
>>556903871Cute Waka
>>556900957https://jiggie.fun/frostyarchiveendhttps://jiggie.fun/frostyarchiveendhttps://jiggie.fun/frostyarchiveend
>>556903943They are both the same. People LIKES them, but only a minority actually loves them.
nipple play with noa's ample bosom
>>556903871Rare Nodoka
despite everything, I still love my bitchwife Ako
Ako hours?
UPDATE
>>556903871Gook only?
If this graph is correct, it will take another 16 hours to kill the boss from the event, but there are only 12 hours left.
>>556904540You shall be receiving my ga tenner soon, young lady.
IT'S UP
ako's blue pubes
>>556904540Skip reading all that just like how I'm gonna skip Miyo
>>556904854Macute wonned. Millennium clankers get scrapped.
>>556904854The fuck do you mean there are only 12 hours left. There are 45 hours left though it will probably end a bit earlier to give people time to read the story.
>>556904907
>>556904854>12 hoursWhat? Isnt the event end in thursday jp time?
>>556904907>>556905076
IT'S DOWN
IT'S FINALLY HERE. THE BEST EVENT EVER!
Is there a way to filter every post with a spoiler image?
POST YOUR ROLLSNOW
Her game
You WILL roll for Miyo
Not rolling for permanents, nice try Arona
Ako would make a terrible mother and might even be abusive towards the baby. Nobody here actually wants to marry her, right?
I am satisfied.
>>556904854Retard, maint is in Feb 12th, not tomorrow.If anything we're stuck with a dead day with Malkuth corpse
>>556905480EXPLODE
gg EZ
Yuzu looks confident here. Cute.
I will get Miyo on M.Reisa's banner.
No spoilerJust for you
I'm not rolling for a WHORE
Well she's not Fuyu. But at least I got best girl yay.
Let's see Kawawa Shizuko's business card.
Scam gacha
>no combat stages for the event storyYup SKIPSKIPKSIP time for easy pyro
Find Fuyu's Hidden treasure Sensei!
META ROLLERS DO WE ROLL??????????????????????????????
>>556904907>>556905076>>556905243
>>556906015
>>556905657Ohr after becoming a Millenium student, created SAO in her virtual world for us to play with YuzuThis is my headcanon
hate
haha... it can't be helped
>>556906082There is always that one guy
>120 rolls that are absolute putrid without even dupes>felt like Miyo was ASMR whispering into my ear to use my single tickets>5th singe ticket inYou little...
>>556906130>You little...
>>556904150Thanks for playing!
Are Fuyu's momos any good?
>>556906130schizo...
Why is Noa considered an art student?
>>556902814>>556902383
Fuck Kei
>>556903687Karin and Asuna saved BA, you're supposed to thank them, not argue with someone.
Arisu is only an inch shorter than Miyo
>30/60/60wtf, trash event
>Wake up>See this: https://files.catbox.moe/g9gyl8.jpgWhat to do?
She raped me.
Which /bag/got recommended me Deadlock a while ago?Wtf is this woke shit?
How come Shimiko looks so... unfortunate? Is she supposed to be canonically ugly?
I'll be able to save 24k pyro
>>556905597>>556906380nice psyop
what the fuck why does Miyo sound like Nao Toyama
(You) do have this place unlocked, right /bag/?
>>556906674she's like a mix between Nao and Hayami, she's great.
Nice.
Akira Status?
where's the website for the web event?
Finally, my own Hagsuki.
Why does this event start like a rapefic?
Shan't be rolling until I finish the event and determine which of the characters I like best.
A performance artist.
>>556906762she reminds me of that angry dude from gundam seed
*HONK* *HONK* *HONK*
>>556906795Your fault
Dammit, she's cute...
>>556906803
I'm not mad...
>>556906930Fuyu is very underrated.
nexon please i'm begging just make this not pop up every time i open the game, at least make it opt out like this
I like Seia sometimes.
>>556906413>100/100/90awesome event
>>556906743
>>556906852Was it that long on JP?
>>556907005
why are so many people dickrolling non-limited?
>>556906978You WILL open discord in your emulator once a day
>>556907043Because their dick compels them to.
invest on chiakicoin
>>556907043She drives weak men mad
>>556907019Wew
>>556907076Opening Discord from BA should count as an age verifier, as the owner of the account is clearly an unc.
Love a girl with a massive ahoge
>>556902920Is she not retired??I'd rather her do one of her many not-tsundere voices, as those are her best ones. Give her Kuzunoha or something
>no Wildcunt>no Uis>no Noa>no Meruworst event ever
>>5569070213 weeks of farming at 30%...
>>556907043I do not question the non-limited dickroll, I encourage it.
I finally obtained Sagsuki, I obtained Fuyu and I was spooked by Nihahaha and Maid Midori.I need only more roll to spark, I will wait until tomorrow and spark DIOS MIYO.Overall, I'm quite happy with the results, tomorrow I will post my new students including Miyo
>>556906517grats on the dog
>>556907043It's a waifu game. The winner is whoever has the best waifu.
>>556907043>NOOOO YOU CAN'T DICKROLL BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY???
>my event bonus is 60/60/60 and my 2 main carries are Meru and Makinot looking good
>translated to waist size instead of measurementsI can't believe this shit.
Probably throw one roll on each of the banners. I have zero interest in any of the wild hunt girls.
>>556907043Dickrolling is not a concern when you are a luckchad. I only spend 120 Pyro for Miyo.
>>556907303I need one more roll to spark*
EVIL WOMAN!
I'm so fucking bricked
>>556907173Is it blufes right now?
What happens if you click skip riddle?
>>556907312Maybe I'll unlock 4 stars. Umika is one of my favorites, and she has one of the best l2d.
For one reason or another this studenthttps://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory?wpcategory=CharactersHas just been evicted from her home and has no where else to go. Would you let her crash at your place? Use your kitchen? Use your shower? Wear your clothes? Sleep in your bed?
>>556907547You get banned
well, did my 3 rolls. Better luck next time, wild cunts.
>>556907626AAAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>556907312>tfw no one will ever appreciate me as much as Umika appreciates sensei
where's the riddle website
will the ga ticket last until the mahou shoujo banner?
Well time to SKIP this and read it later. Maybe in a year.
>>556907601With pleasure
>>556907343Bro?
Why is no one posting there rolls?
b-bros? what about your savings?
>>556907343What's the difference?
>>556907601>Serika going broke and homelessI can see it happening. She can stay in but I'm keeping a close watch on her allowance.
Bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Fuyu looks like a good kisser.
Stop overthinking and roll now to experience the rush of getting purples
>>556907874I am reluctant to spend more than the token tenner because I am going to need every last pyro between now and the next Deca to ensure I can at least get Rio and Himari.
>>556907601Sure, why not?
>>556907852I ain't rolling on Wild Cunts. I need to save my shit for Suzumi.
>>556907756Riddle me this Sensei, the answer you seek is a simple search down but if you overthink you'll search your way back up. Now where's the website?
>>556907189Believe it or not, I've seen a significant number of <18 Sensei while dumpster diving across the web for fanart.
>>556908051this wont last until that event right?
>>556908120Nigga there are two different banner forecast guides in the OP. Use them and do the math.
>>556908120Nope. The new one might though.
Abydos has an abundance of perfectly usable abandoned homes with electricity and running water. Why doesn't SRT just squat there instead? I'm sure the Abydos girls would welcome the company and added security even if they have no intention of joining their school.
>noa elephs in shop>if you buy them all now and during rerun you still won't be able to redeemthey gonna move her to archive banner or a proper farmable or sommat? I can't actually do anything with these.
>Miyo: Schale sensei, I'm breaking badI clapped
>>556907601>Camping Maki
>>556908193I really hate the Status Quo nonsense. I would like Fat Shiroko to join Abydos, I want Hina to stop being spineless and quit prefect duties and join another school, I want something done with SRT and Gematria to come back or something.
cool cool cool coolI also want Fuyu, but because I want a bunch of other students...sorry Fuyu
>>556907449Yes, Miyo is the villain if you haven't noticed Hiromi is the lawful prefect >But that's reverse what I expectedYes
>>556907451Got all 3 and 2 spooks in 70 pulls.
>>556908253Never seen the show, so I don't get it.
AAAAAAAAAA FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>556907931Localizers really do try to make things uglier
>>556908346Hina likes Gehenna despite everything
>>556908457
alright boys here's the plan>>556908457nice
>>556907601>SumireFinally someone who would be committed to getting my fat ass in shape.
>>556908457we like meg here
Nebra and Phaistos are not jfd right?
>>556908528>going from fat ugly bastard to fit ugly bastardI kinda like the sound of that.
>>556907601>ShirokoSure thing. Maybe she can even force me to finally do cardio despite my discomfort with it. I don't think my clothes would fit her and my bed certainly isn't big enough for two though.
>the voice keeps telling me to impulse rollSHUT THE FUCK UP, WE AGREED TO WAIT TIL RITSU
>>556907601Gladly
should i roll for miyo? i really want to see her valentine event
>free blueprintsFUCK YEAH
>>556908685just be yourself
>>556907601>evicted from her home>ran away from her home*I'll just imagine you said that instead. 家出 is one of my favorite h-manga themes.>karinYeah, sure. Just no impregnation until I get a child that actually looks like me first.
Sorry Miyo but have to save for Wappi
>>556908685just watch it somewhere else
>>556908685just be me
>>556908346I couldn't help but think that Sensei should've recruited Arius squad and the Rabbits as Schale's personal task force. I know they wouldn't do something like that, but it's better than being hobos.
>>556907601>Misaki>two depressed fags living togetherThis won't end well...
>>556906762Is she supposed to be announced on the stream that will start soon?
>>556908646>and my bed certainly isn't big enough for two thoughSharing the same small bed huddled together with your student...
>>556907601>KarinYou know, I haven't done any of her momos at all. I can't even recall her character. I guess she is the most brown.
Don't forget to save for Reisa and her less popular friend
META ROLLERS ARE WE ROLLING??????????????
>Free Trade CartelHow does that even work? Miyo...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0
>90% for cards and marble, only 45% for inkEh, could be worse.Also what was the strat for cards again, keep pulling until silver or gold and then shuffle?>try to do that>this happensthanks I already hate it
Please roll Firefly expy
>>556908894Kazusa?
>>556908905Pure dickroll.
>>556908685>i really want to see her valentine eventGlobal doesn't get the valentine chocolate until June/July so just wait for her to spook you during bluefes.
>>556908951who?
If my event bonus for playing cards is 60% should I still farm it? Not much else going on.
nozomi cunny sexo
I dick pulled for Miyo and only got three 3 stars and had to pity her. The 3 dupes weren't even that good.
Reminder to pull in this banner if you didn't get Eri or Kanoe or else you're BRICKED
>>556909050i can see them...
>>556909006Always claim the pyros from the shopNot like you got anything else to do with your AP this week.
>>556909006How else are you going to get the pyro genius
>>556909006I would roll for Akira hard.
Idol rerun soonDon't waste your pyro
>>556909089Luckily I got both.
>>556909050>slopzomi
>>556909050She isn't using a revolver.
>>556908873>she intentionally damaged the heater to have an excuse to huddle together
>skippomi
I hope everyone that dickrolled for Wild Hunt sluts will get spooked by them again on bluefes
BLESSED THANK YOU PLANA-CHAN
>>556909310EXPLODE
>want d. mitch>need to roll s. ojisan and mika>fes is right afterwardshow am I supposed to get enough pyro to roll them all without paying?
Is this event worth reading? I'm kinda fatigued and disappointed after Arius one.
>>556909050we just posting sloptrash willynilly these days huh
>>556909297> More ligmaThat's a blessing, not a curse.
>>556909348it's just miyowank
>everyone gets an alt >except MIdori and MoiTwin bros... We're fodder tier
>people actually rolling for wild turd
>>556908685>should i roll for miyo?Yes.
>>556909006this event was a hard af skip for me in terms of farming. It gives nothing I consider valuable
>>556909476We skip Red Winter here.
>>556909348People read events?
The happy ending... I believe in it!
>>556909476>>556909510Skipping both.
Save for Takane
>>556909347>how am I supposed to get enough pyro to roll them all without paying?It's very sweet of you to think that this is charitable work and not a casino.
we skip shunny here
He can't keep getting away with it
>>556909347That's the neat partYou don't
>>556909529I love it when students believe in happy ending.
>>556909347By being God's chosen and simply getting them in one roll.
>>556909448What's so special about her? We can all agree she looks like copy pasted design from other gacha.A way worse gacha may I add.
>all the girls I have for bonuses in this event are under leveledLovely
I really love that the devs started putting random as fuck OST songs into the quest stages. They know most players auto this shit so it's nice getting a wee BA playlist while doing it
>>556909617>>556909656>>556909669I'm just gonna penny pinch the best I can and pray for the best when it is time to roll. I have 33k right now
>>556909589Miyakosissy...
>>556909539
>>556909476shit you just reminded me I also have to roll for THAT DOG
>we
Noa? Not even enough to get her, jeez.
>>556909738A BIG witch hat.
>>556909625Well yeah, she's farmable.
Is there a strategy to this draw a card game?Am I supposed to keep rolling until I hit super rare? then shuffle?
Global players like the tomboy and zundamon more... It's over...
>>556909827bedbreaking picture
>>556909089I have 1900 pryos I'm fucked.
bonus characters for the event stages are pretty random
>>556909996Fuyu is a lot cuter than Miyo. I don't understand the appeal.
>Noa eleph?????I don't get it at all, she is pretty lovely but it's just weird and unwanted sorry
>>556910078>Refuses to read her momotalks>Yep there's no appeal at allEvery time
>>556909996Fuyu's voice is pretty good when she's not doing a high pitched line
>>556909089>implying I give a shit about thatI'm gonna spend a GA tenner on satsuki hopefully I get them. Then I only roll for magical girls.
>>556910071Artists and book readers/writers
there are only two good things about rio
>>556909926there are if you seriously care about that kind of thingI don't, I've just scene the numbers/probabilities/whatever
>>556909707Doesn't matter much. You only need to max one bonus at a time and it looks like you don't have a full party for that anyway.
Maybe I should roll for Miyo after all
>>556910078Miyo wants to rape me
>>556909926yes
>>556910164>have to get the character to understand the character>don't get the character cause I don't want to goy out for some ordinary looking girlSure
>>556910078
>>556910209...that actually makes sense, huh.
>>556910071what he said >>556910209makes perfect sense desu
>>556909926Yes, that's 1% better than opening all
>>556910224Her body and her mind?
>>556910285>>556910339by super rare I meant golden so semi-rare btw
Will the event answer my question as to why the nips went haywire over Miyo?
https://x.com/gulp5959/status/2020845064898093100akofags, explain this
Fuyu and Miyo have a lot of funny faces.
>rolling for MiyoAre you guys retarded? The only raid where she's relevant is Yesod, and she's worse than BKazusa or Mimori which you get for FREE at the GA shop!I don't wanna hear you crying about muh pyroxene when the idols and magical girls are released.
>>556910078You're just homosexual
>>556910364Nope, you need to read her momotalks for that.
Ah it happened again. Well whoever got me this time I hope she's gentle with me.
>>556909926I've always been told to just pick one card and then reshuffle. That way you have truly random chance versus a hand full of whammies.
>>556910405What if I’m rolling for Fuyu instead?
>>556910405You don't get it, but it's okay, you'll grow up eventually, hopefully
>>556910364no it just makes every other wild hunt student look bad to make miyo look decent
>>556910364no, that's momotalks
>>556910353Anyone except mob, hiromi, or tsumugi. It's actually a little better like 5-10%.
>>556910364>cute blonde girl that is actually a psycho sensei stalker & lover and cute Firefly design they know already.Gee, I duuno...
>>556910340no, it's her ba and bi
>>556910405> IdolsI'm not a steambab> Magical girlsWill get them in 1 sparkUE60 Miyo and no regret.
>>556910405She is a dickroll, yes...we have accepted that fact.
>>556910405If your first impression on Senseis who do that are being retarded, then I don't know what else to say to you anonOne day you might understand
I just realized one of Ibuki's battle calls is an almost villainous "You think I'll let you get away...?"Demons
>>556910624>IbukilessFeels mega bad, man.
who the fuck wasted all the imeji? ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>556910512People actually like Hotaru for her design? She looks incredibly generic...
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>>556910719>>556910719>>556910719
>>556910724>>556910724>>556910724
idjits
>>556910737>>556910738Classic
>>556910685all me ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>556910837Sensei, look closer....
>>556909926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vRUxbzJZ9Y
>>556910512>and cute Firefly designThat's how you can tell someone secretly wants you to hate the character Comparing them to someone else instantly puts people off the character, especially if it's a different gacha entirely It comes across really crass "you think you like Kei? Well she has white hair so really you liked Hina all along idiot, I guess you're a hinafag now"Worst thing you can do with a woman is compare them to someone else and say it's basically the same shit
>>556910971This was always bullshit
>>556910163that's fucking hot
>>556911120>Comparing them to someone else instantly puts people off the character, especially if it's a different gacha entirely Not really.If I'm told "Did you like X? You might also like Y," I might just check out Y rather than hate Y. Makes absolutely no sense to me, honestly, what you just said.