Babysitting Pt. 2 Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>556892285
>lose game because the other team has a 5 stack with all 5 new overtuned heroes against 6 solos>they shit talkwhat drives "people" to act this way
Why didnt you vote for me
How do I play silver?I get the werewolf part, it's super strong.But I suck so much at silver.Is the plan just fool around with silver until you turn werewolf?
>>556912581I checked and there is an oddly high amount of vtubers (but it is the easiest most carefree form of streaming, especially for women, it's like going from life on easy mode to life on Bayonetta's special one-handed difficulty mode) but there's still a good amount of cam streams and guys like Super, surefour and eido (actual deadlock creator) are streaming. It's also 2am eastern bro.
>>556913515Why is Venator a protestant here
>play game>don't contribute to teamfights>win>MOST OBJECTIVE DAMAGE>get commendedI don't understand
Who's the most honest of the new heroes?
Which one of you made this build? Fess up
>play bebop the way Yoshi intended, by pressing 3 and building around hook since everything else gets nerfed constantly>yoyo'ing viscous in his ball form>yoinking and yankin'>enemy team still singles me out to seethe about even though I had the lowest hero and objective damageI'm just doing what they want man.
>>556913613shoot them and hit your shots1 and shoot them and hit your shots on their head then 2 and maybe even 3 to disengageyou can also 2 them and turn your camera 180 degrees to fling them into your lane partner or team, or look straight down to goomba stomp their head
>>556913018why yes that's me how could you tell
>>556913697this cant be real
>>556913515>venator putting veggietales on for remI love this one>>556913613In general, nothing gets you into wolf pussy mode in a reasonable timeframe except point blank Rifle Slams and Cold Front/Decay (depending on how late the game currently is). So, grab one of them, then double then triple down on slamsExpress Shot, Point Blank, Hunter's Aura, Bullet Resist Shredder, etc - then make sure you land your slam. The most crutch combo to do that is kick (punts them in a predictable direction) -> bola (makes them unable to dodge slam) -> slam
>>556913728>vyper>cringefaggot
>>556913697I don't use builds, but if I equip this one will it make it more popular so others have to see it? Or do I have to play the hero too
remove this smelly girl from the game
>>556913697i want to like celestebut the troon discourse she's started is so fucking annoyingits not even just this site obsessed with it, everywhere istrannies don't shut up, even when they get what they want tranny haters bring them up unprompted
why does the ranged dps with that has life steal and shield and lich ult and psi blades and aoe damage circles spam also have the best movement
I'm no disciple of epstein, but I would 100% marry Darcy Graves and start a large family with her.
>play street brawl as silver>ult is easy to activate early and you snowball>round 3 comes around and the ult activation scaling kicks in and you barely have time to ult before you're already deadoh I hate this
>>556913765is this from a certain build?fucking every drifter has built in support, the ult is one of the greatest debuffs in the game.
>>556913909what the fuck are you talking about
>>556913951yeah my own, "weaving burst"
>>556913561Lel. Lmao even.
>>556913697based steinster still gaming despite dying
>>556913909It took dota years to reach hero power creep where they had to go and touch up other old heroes. It's already happening in this game and they're already adding additional nonsense to old heroes like giving Bebop a heal so they don't get powercreeped.
>>556913873She looks like she would stink good
>>556913909just shoot her lol
>>556913939i wanna smell her rancid morning breath. i bet she doesnt brush often bros
>airstrafe in>spam all your skills>airstrafe out
Darcy is a fucking retard getting groomed by a lich.
>>556914054>i bet she doesnt brush often broswow she's literally me
i think silver's goofy pole climbing animation is so cute and out of character haha...
>>556914101It should've been me, not him...
>>556914139>not himnot whom? they're both female
>catholic god blesses Venator with pure damage that no one else hasCatholic god confirmed to be the strongest in the deadlock universe, based
>>556913987>kek lmfao ur so le mad xD? mad??? le angry'_>' im not even mad it was just honestly really embarassing to read their chat
>>556914004it's an alpha, so technically they're progressing into more mechanically complex/loaded kits as a design philosophy. bebop already had a lot of stuff going on in his kit compared to abrams or haze in 2024
>>556913664if you remove the balance discussion, it probably goes like:>1. celestenothing incredibly crazy or annoying, i think she's overtuned now, but the kit itself seems very moba and not too over the top>2. venatoroutside of meme 1 shotting, all of his abilities feel fair and easy to play around>3. rembarely below venator. fun hero and is a macro hero done right unlike #5 on this list. only thing i don't like is his ability to steal sinners but at least you can play around it if you have any amount of awareness>4. silveri said remove the balance discussion, but characters that are effectively balance around shifting modes or short ult cooldowns feel almost impossible to get right. i think all of her abilities in a vacuum seem fair, but a good silver makes you want to kys and a bad silver (on your team) also wants to make you kys>5. gravesliterally a character made for people with disabilities. extremely easy to use kit, an ult that incentivizes you to just oress it every time it's up, and baby's first macro ability. making the gravestone only damagable by heavy melee was a mistake (why not 4 light melees? why not give it a shit ton of health and let us shoot it but incentivize melee?)
It's really disappointing that video games are held hostage by trannies and furries. Can't enjoy anything anymore.
>>556913561that's me btw, get some friends bud
>>556914421>Silvertrannies pretending like they a part of the team.
gonna be honest, i hated her voice at firstbut it's starting to do something funny to my pp
Rem is the only honest hero because he's an icefraud hero.
>celeste heavy melee doesn't have blessed damage
fencer will be the only honest hero, and all will apologize upon his release
>the troonicorn calls pocket a hevalve managed to piss off the lgbtbbq real goodI guess pocket isn't nonbinary after all :^)
>>556914101Surprisingly played with a very realistic bent outside the whole Lich thing.>snotty rich parts neglect insecure and loney daughter>on her own she discovers a talent and is genuinely interested in using such power for good>someone super fucking shady who sells her the illusion of a nice person finds her first>she's very protective of her master even when the rapsheet of Liches is very bad for good reasons>even evil characters like Seven warn her to be smart about it>"no, fuck you what the actual fuck you know? I know better" is her go to response
>>556914514see>>556914398
>>556914497tomb would be unusable if it could just be shot, or they would make zombies spawn faster/move faster to compensate which would be more annoying
>venator on team>loseamazing hero
>>556914554Celeste does actually feel Risk of Rain as fuck + Lich ult
they can't balance tombstone like in dotards because everyone is ranged in this game.
>>556914635im ngl what do troons expectdo they think people in the cursed apple go "hello i am pocket (my deadname is arin dont call me that!!!) my pronouns and they/them and i love frogs x33333"
Rem is such a fun character, I haven't had this much fun with this game until Rem came alongLanding a fat pillow in the middle of their team, sleeping their support/initiator/CC machine and raping their carry with the rest of my team is just too funNot to mention how cute and unique his design isWhat a wonderful wonderful character
>the two highschoolers are the evil heroes of the update>Graves is getting groomed by a lich both Seven and Venator are wary about>Apollo is essentially prince of Ixian North KoreaWHAT DID VALVE MEAN BY THIS????
>>556914681>give it enough health that you CAN deal with it with gun/abilities but it's a reasonable damage sink and not viable to kill mid combat unless it's poorly positionedthere u go ezit's also kinda gay that she can just stand around it and protect it with parries if she wants
>>556914892damn sevens agrees with someone WHAT THE HECK
>>556913047>check my statlocker tab thing after seeing this post>go to performance vs global playerbase tab>weapon accuracy: bottom 10%>k/d ratio: bottom 23%>average deaths per match: top 63%>damage per minute and damage per life: bottom 12%>damage taken per minute: top 4%... you wanna talk about washed, buddy?
>>556914892Graves isn't evil though she hasn't done anything evil
>>556914892only drifter is evil, if they still do slork or wrecker that would be our next evil hero drop. ironically apollo makes wrecker more relevant since he's supposed to be the butcher of ixia
>>556914892subversive kino
I am a Graves having a bad time in lane...
>>556914956It's not that unusual, he agrees with Lash of all people about stupid people in one of their conversations
>>556914616cope bro, hes gonna be this games yasuo and a cause of eternal seethe
>>556914968>>556914972Sorry but Graves is a dumb teen unwittingly getting tricked by a lich.She might be good aligned but her master most likely porbably isnt.
Apollo is going to be the pango clone or the spirits clone
>>556914761im just confused why it requires 2 heavy melees instead of 2 heavy melees OR 4 light melees OR a mixor why it can't just have huge gun/spirit resist and be killed over time at a distancei haven't seen a single compelling argument for it being specifically 2 heavies instead of anything else besides "lol uhm it'd be... le shit!"
add a second character with improved air control with a cool instead of cute aesthetic. i am not asking
>>556915180holiday!
>>556914778They're all autistic as fuck, so yes. They expect exactly that.>>556914892North Korea is actually a paradise and frankly you fell for western propaganda.
>>556915180Sir, your holiday 2?
>>556915141so graves can play around the melee system and also forces enemies trying to clear it deal with other heroes first
>>556915253not good enough add rutger
>>556914972I hope the next six are>Raven>Trapper>Slork>Wrecker>Boho>extra OG pickThe idea behind all of them are cool and its kinda sad they got scrapped forever.
graves sisters forgotten...
>>556915262ah okay so basically it's unkillable/uninteractable unless you kill the enemy team, got it, sounds really balanced and fun
>>556915334I'm fine with boho and trapper getting scrapped. wrecker should be overhauled into new "big monster" kit.so slork, raven, nu-wrecker, and then 3 slots for something new
>>556915353>so basically it's unkillable/uninteractableholy retardgo back to twitter
Silver is dogshit and I'm sick of losing games because shes always on my team
>>556913647based rat
>>556915353You sound like the kind of fella who walks into Graves' root multiple times and never learns from it
>>556915353this game is full of AOE and gun heroes with ricochet, why fidget with numbers when you can base the tombstone on the melee system? if they changed it to the way you wanted, they would have to increase the strength of the zombies so you'd still be crying anyway
>>556915414your idea of interaction is the ability to put it way out of the way where it basically can do its thing uncontested (not interaction btw)or forcing characters to do the most predictable and counterable action in the game to stop ithmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why is yoshi insistent on adding prime futabait on friday?
>you smell even better when you're awakeI fucking can't
>>556915428get to oracle chud, she runs things here
>>556914104her asshole must fucking smell too bro. she must not wipe properly so i know she has a large brown stain around her asshole that is permanent. why cant she be real bros
damn celeste rapes in lane and in every teamfightneeds nerf immediately
The epic twist is that Apollo is also a woman pretending to be man and mogs pocket.
>>556915538
>>556915064>wait till you can ult>permapush lanes>win
Playing Dimir Rem control is the best
>>556915516you can interact with it just fine by just mowing down the zombies and collecting your bonus souls doe anyways everyone knows graves' real strength is her root
>>556915516twitterinos leaverinos faggerinoscomprenderino?
lmao are there actually gamers in this thread defending gravesi knew most people on 4chan were autistic neets but i figured you guys weren't the kind of disabled neets that use a blow tube to play the game and need her as an accessibility option
>>556915584thats irrelevant, I have a 70% win rate in brawl with her
Graves is the Paige of the patch
>>556915492Some people just don't want to thinkThey just want to M1 or unload their abilities at an enemy and the moment they have to think about anything else they fall apart
which streamers do i watch sisters i'm bored :(
>>556915619i have recurrent carpal tunnel so, get fucked chuddy
>>556915628>in brawllol
Graves actually takes skill and a higher than average IQ to play.
>>556915650IRyS Ch. hololive-EN
>>556915619>gamers>most people on 4chan>autistic neetsand an uwu smooch *glomps you* fellow tourist
>>556915609idk dude they probably shouldnt be shootable. i think the zombies should require 2 light melees to kill so graves can play around the melee system
The most recent 12 characters almost all have funny guns with cool reload animationsI hope they update some of the old ones.>Viscous could rip a part of his body out, and shove it into his gun>Vyper painfully coughs a magazine out of her mouth (hint that you shouldn't reload often as vyper)>paradox rewinds time on her gun back to before it was fired, where it un-shoots every bullet, effectively reloading it
I've noticed that the gun heavy team almost always wins, like 80% of the time they win. spirit has the edge in burst damage sure, but gun beats it out in literally everything else.
>>556915693... and other things seekers believe
What does "a cut above" even mean?
>>556915223>2 stamina>only has air control from jump padnon
>>556915740Viscous is still using Kelvin's animations, gun, and rigHe'll be getting a full overhaul at some point
>>556915406I want Techies and Warlock/Witch Doctor in Deadlock so no, Im not happy with Boho and Trapper getting axed.
>>556915646That's Rem, little nigglet.
>>556915751
>>556915747Gun scales better after 30 minutes. Sprit heavy teams need to win early and fast.>>556915768Stamina mastery and rapid recharge are in every holiday build
people who suck at macro and rely on aim HATE graves
>>556915735>I think zombies should require 2 light meleesthey explode doe
>>556915748you're only proving his point if graves stops being braindead easy or a free win past seeker
>>556913728>Apollo>Dynamo>Holliday>Miku>Shiv>Vyper>Cringe
>>556915334>>556915406CADENCECADENCECADENCEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>556915492why would they have to change the strength of the zombiesare you guys so fucking retarded that you think that there isn't some state at which some reasonable large HP pool interactable with all damage types offers SOME vestatility in dealing with it while still making melee the strongest option if the situation affords it?it's funny you call anyone here "twitter" when your ideas of what can be done with the game are equivalent to the cock gargling trannies on twitter asking for more cum down their throats and some bonus shit as well saying "the game is perfect it's wholesome and trans :33333"
i still have no idea what veils do
>>556915802>I want techies in deadlockdie>warlock, witch doctordunno who is supposed to be the warlock here, but boho just had the cask
>>556915334celeste is literally just boho
>>556915748Pisslow seekerland is the place having trouble with graves, little broski.>>556915856They should also stun.
>>556915839Thank you
>>556915856yeah that's true i wonder if there's any downside to the tombstone requiring you to do an obvious telegraphed attacki wouldnt know i unbound my F key ages ago
>>556915954>They should also stun.LS does that
>>556913697if was probably you and you're posting it here because nobody gave you the attention you wanted there
>>556915919just a hiding spot that you can't see out of but not in to. like bushes in league and kind of like high ground in dotaand if you have veil walker they buff you
>>556915918look, I know graves is wrecking your seeker butthole, but the ult isn't even the strongest part of her kit. grasping hands is way stronger than mcginnis wall or even paige root
>>556915334I just want >The Boss>Wrecker>Rutgerthey all had like still decently unexplored character concepts even this far in now, I can live without slork though
so now that the dust is settled what went wrong
Celeste is the most overtuned new character by far
>>556915464>mfw graves haters in the general keep talking about how easy it is to avoid the big green line>mfw majority of people in matches get caught in the big green line one way or another
>>556916063Rem's existence
me when I catch apollo alone
worst part about both twitter and 4chan is half of the time you're arguing in bad faith with retards they defend the design of a character simply because they want to have sex with it or imagine that they had their gentials mutilated
>>556916019yes. so you have to respect strong tombstone placement. it's a purely defensive ult. go whine on the forums about it
>>556916063her low gravity is too strong
>>556916063covered feet
Two heavy melees is fine because it allows anyone, regardless of items or kit, to be able to destroy the Tombstone with relative easeGiving it health and requiring it to be attacked will simply screw over people not focusing on damage items
>>556915813Shut the fuck up retardRem is a high IQ MACROCHADGraves is even more fucking braindead than that shieldslut
they should BUFF tomb stone so you are FORCED to commit to a bkb if you want to kill it
>>556916123>defensive>is a powerful tool in teamfights too because you can't afford that much time to deal with it or zombies>also makes pushing WITH your team that much betterand people call me a seeker lol
>>556916156thinly veiled graves cope post>p-pls don't take away my free parry
>>556914972>only drifter is evilthere are more characters in this game you could consider legitimately evil than those you could consider legitimately good
>>556916184both characters are for the lowest common denominator
You can always go back, tourist-kun.
Incels are copemaxing after Kaori wokemogged them.
>>556916210>he falls for the parrylmao
>>556916089>"people" born in the Internet era are rarely genuine or intellectually honest because that's how they choose to entertain themselvesyou don't say
>>556913728sit down zoom-zoom
>>556916156or what if (bear with me here) it's designed in such a way that heavy melees will always drop 50% of its health (and light melees 25%...) and that it also takes (reduced) damage from other sourcesnah ur gonna say "uhm that cant work uhm idk why but it doesnt *dilates*"
>>556916196you're the one coming here to shit your pants doe>>556916213like?only drifter and seven are explicitly evil. wraith is too quippy to really be evil and she isn't characterized like it either. there's the doorman but it's mostly ambiguous.
ok graves vs characters with actual consistent range later on feels awful
CURIOUS how celeste abusers never complain about the graves wall
>>556915628>brawlLmao get the fuck out of here you idiotSo this is why we have retards here claiming she doesn't need buffs, lolt. Silver main
predict Apollo's winrate
>>556916310why should it? because it makes you cry?
>>556916038no it isn't but it's an annoying part of an already annoying kit full of annoying shit.
>>556916371lmao youre shit, silver is op my win rate in oracle brawl is proof
We need to bring back peak lefaa to cleanse deadlock from all these retarded reddit migrants.
>>556916213Drifter is an actual dahmer-tier psychopath serial killer. Even if you made him a normal human, non-vampire drifter is still easily the most evil character in DL.
>>556916441yeah it's crazy that we have twitter trannies defending graves. like we literally have twitter-tier avatarfaggots coping for it lol
>>556916407>uh it's just annoyingno, it's a guaranteed kill 99% of the time>>556916441you mean the whiny kid with the high pitched voice?
I tried this game and had one brawl match where I won and did okay and have been getting shit on completely in every match since then, I don't think I have the mental for this
>>556916063She's not giving me an edging orgasm denial handjob for 3 hours straight occasionally spitting on my chest and cooing at me and encouraging me with her sex accent before ruining my orgasm all over her hands and feeding me my watery load off her fingers.THAT is what went wrong.
>>556915842how are you supposed to win early when gun is superior in terms of taking objectives? genuine question btw. like abilities have longer cooldowns than reloads its a lot easier to melt objectives with gun builds unless you are playing ivy or seven
>>556916501>lolgo back nigger
>>556916393>disingenuous response to an actual suggestioni love it when anons admit defeat, thanks!there's no reason it can't be balanced around taking damage from other sources. but like most retards online you defer to what already exists because your mind is so small that you can't imagine other possibilities
>graves lane gameplan>walk up>cast root>cast jar>wait for them to melee the skulls>parry>they die>they learn their lesson and don't parry>they die to skullsBraindead char
>>556916538monster rounds are explicitly in the game to help spirit builds with taking objectives or killing camps>>556916501just uninstall and go back to league of legends
>>556914421I love Apollo memes
Is drifter evil just for the sake of being evil or does he have some motivation behind his actions
>>556916532celeste would never be so cruel and mean, totally out of character.
>>556914892Where can I read more lore
>>556916512>agree with anon>ERM NO IT'S NOT JUST ANNOYING IT'S CANCER BAD I DISAGREEobviously her root is the strongest part of the kit but that doesn't absolve her of having other annoying traits you triple nigger
>>556916612if you want to give an actual suggestion go to the forums and tell the devs. but you lost a game and want to come here to win an argument because you don't didn't win a game right? suck a dick retard we don't care
>>556916612damage from other sources would fundamentally change how it behaves you dumb dork>inb4 smug babbletard
>>556916612>complaining about disingenuous responses >nah ur gonna say "uhm that cant work uhm idk why but it doesnt *dilates*"I see you
>>556916696I want her to do that and she would be that nice.
>>556915068Yasuo is a very honest champ
>>556916786youre honestly a dumb bitch!
>>556916618>Shoots the skullsNow what?
>>556916816Yes I am and I still understood Yasuo intuitively
>>556916642he loves killing peoplethat's really ithe probably sees it as the natural order of things with him being a predator and doing as nature intendedbut he still just loves murder so fucking much
>>556916312Calico and Vyper are both contract killers who have no regrets in what they do, they're not as sadistic as someone like Drifter but are certainly far from being goodThe Seventh Moon (and by extent Yamato) are described to be very ruthless criminalsMcGinnis is probably the most understated/banal example of evil, pretty much none of her inventions have benefited humanity and have only contributed to the military industrial complex, something she cares very little about
>>556915517My headcanon is that they designed this guy to be clavicular, I hope his personality matches this
Seventh game in a row where the team with venator losesI'm nooticing
>>556916642He's a redneck hobo serial killer. He just also happens to be a super old powerful vampire.
>>556916642Extremely powerful ancient being with zero humanity left, whose natural drive is to be a predator. If vampires are like parasitic predators then he is a ravenous animal
>>556916951>redneckworse, he's french
>>556916951Cajun =/= redneck you philistine
>>556916728>>556916715no one has given a compelling reason why it specifically needs to be 2 heavy melees.why not sinners style? let it be any mix of lights and heavy? any arguments there or does she need a giant parrybaiting rock?why not give it a normal health pool with heavy spirit resist? why can't i invest significant gun/ability resources into it instead of a heavy melee? what makes it SO balanced around requiring a character walk up to it and say "PLEASE DON'T PARRY ME" (twice)? do you think i'm suggesting that a rem can just use one clip of his gun to kill it? maybe i'm suggesting that a venator could drop 3 ult shots into it for 50% of its health as a shitty, but safe, trade? but no, your minds are small. you're only seeing what you see in front of you. you love this game and don't want to meaningfully engage in any critique. you'll suck yoshi's troon cock and love it.
Do you guys think Drifter bought the cool suit that he wears or did he steal it off one of his victims or something
>>556916826kind of irrelevant anyways depending on how squishy the char that you're rootingyou're either down 60%+ hp or you're dead, and if your teammate isn't braindead he's just gonna hold lmb into a completely stationary target to confirm the killor you can start light meleeing the rooted guy when he's busy shooting the skullsroot gives you 2 free 50/50's and i'm not even playign a fighting game, it's giga retarded.
>>556916983>frenchHe's Cajun. Not actually from France.
>>556917036that nigga got a rope for a belt what do you think
>>556917036He probably stole it. He has a voice line with Paradox I think that implies he specifically wants to kill someone and take their coat, when she instead offers to just give him one
Genuinely curious why people defend obviously bad game design in these threads? Is it just bait? Is it genuine? Maybe my brain is too soft to go on 4chan anymore... I can't tell what's real and what's bait.
>>556917062that nigga came here on the mayflower, he franch
>>556917109more internet access + more popularity = retards everywhere
>>556917109The average rank of this general is Ritualist, you shouldn't take anything said here seriously
>>556917019so that contesting is a big commitment that you should only take if you have complete control of the areaobviously. seeing as your seethe kneejerk reactions are coming from your desire to make the situation worse for graves, you should know that its currently designed to favor herdumb sperg
>>556917109be specific
>>556917092Way of the road...
the concept of just hit the tombstone mogs two games now
>>556917109>if I don't like it, it's bad game designentitled consumers are the most annoying shit in the world99% of people are laypeople and shouldn't be listened to or respected in any capacity. every time someone talks about bad game design it's just them letting off emotional steam because they expect the game to cater to them and go into a denial spiral when they lose
>>556917191did i not just suggest a big commitment to dealing with iti did, but you're a fucking retard and can't read apparently
>graves skulls can damage you through byper petrifyThis is ridiculous
>6'7This character was made for dudes who hold pencils with their whole fist
>>556917062Depends on how old Drifter is, if he came to America when it was first colonized he could be from Europe
>>556917241I think he also has similar dialogue with Abrams. Dude likes to trophy hunt, as it were
>calls people entitled consumers>suggest that people continue eating the slop and that the slop makers are always rightwhat did he mean by thisdid we get invaded by israel or what
>>556917360I knew a fat kid in elementary school who did this
there's no reason to post in /dlg/ now that celeste is outbut I ain't playing this shit because fuck mobaswat do
>>556917047Your hypothetical situation is kind of weakYou're assuming shooting 4 skulls takes a long time (enough for multiple light melees) when you initially suggested the graves ran to very close quarters after throwing her skulls in order to try and bait a melee parry which then would've failedSo now the Graves is vulnerable to heavy spams and in your face while being the second squishiest characterAnd you're also assuming you've caught a character alone and are with a teammate while they have noneAnd in that situation it almost doesn't matter who you and your teammate are as it's a 2v1 with no items being considered so the person caught out alone would be at a massive disadvantage anywaysPlus it sounds like you're getting rooted by a wall that was just thrown out there which is kind of impressive if not sad
>>556917456leave?
>>556917368He's described as ancient. I know VtM isn't exactly relevant but I assume if he were to be transferred across universes he'd be 5th or 6th gen, far older than America
>>556917301Actual genuine question, why do people suck off game developers like they're always right? Especially with Valve, a company that has historically and consistently added unbalanced and unfun mechanics to their game that they almost always end up admitting were bad when they roll them back or rebalance them entirely
>>556917531this is a zoomer phenomenon, this mentality raped helldivers 2 into the ground
it's not an icefraud game if it doesn't make you question why he would do this
>It's another my silver player can't into wolf form episodeSigh
im really looking forward to when they rebalance tombstone with anon's suggestion and the slop suckers here clap and praise valve for their genius idea
Any more mobile front line character like Abrams and Billy? I have to pick a 3rd to play
You're not fooling anyone
>if you can't find your way home you can stay with meit's a not a coincidence that "celeste" rhymes with "molest"
>>556917482you can... react to heavy melee, why would i be vulnerable in that position beyond my own retardation?the root wall also gives you ample time to simply... reposition if you are getting outtraded somehow (lmao), you aren't getting pushed when the wall is up, and if the second retard steps into it then he eats shit too.
Imagine being Mina's personal butler and having to deal with her bratty shitty attitude while watching her parents enable it
>>556917690shiv nigga
How can one character be so sexo?
>>556917690not mobile, but the tiny summoner high school girl is basically a hidden melee frontliner
>>556917456wanna lay face down in and eat that musky girl ass so bad while I fuck her calves
>>556917690Mo&Krillington
The only thing I don't like about Graves is how retard-proof her M1 is. It's almost impossible to deny her soul orbs if she's even slightly aware
>>556917726Are you assuming people are going to heavy melee the skulls?
>>556917814the whole kit is retard proof
>>556917638thats every silver
>>556917814people are going to call me a twitter tourist, but both her and bebop should 100% require you to prefire (and waste ammo) to get the guaranteed confirm
>>556917487but i dont wanna
I’m just here to play Ivy and be helpful!I switched off of a kudzumaxxed build to a more general support build. And while I do miss the retardation, I’m playing better this way.Not sure what character to tackle next. Probably shouldn’t branch off of support. I tried Calico but couldn’t do fuck all.How’s Seven and Abrams?
>>556916881I would agree with you but all three of these characters need their redesign to show off their darker side. vyper is just too funny to take seriously as an evil person, calico is too suave and her current model looks more like a librarian, and then yamato is speaking japanese half the time. valve needs to give yamato a bloody blade and more aggressive voice lines if they want her to be evil. I think they had the right idea when some of the early concept art mockups had her looking like an Oni in her ult form
>>556917814There's kind of a weird latency or priority thing I've noticed when it comes to confirming and denying soulsI don't actually know if it's true, but it definitely feels like the game slightly favors the side the soul belongs to when it comes hitting it
>>556913939Bro, Celeste basically confirmed shes 18, no Epstein allegations allowed now
>it's a teammate never shoots graves skulls episode
>Celeste's entire joke is that despite the world being swallowed in occult people still can't believe in unicornsKino or nah?
>>556917818lighteven if you miss your 50/50 without watching their reaction and playing accordingly like a fucking idiot the root gives you ample time to just dash awayyou know that you can just... parry their second light melee, right?i literally mentioned a double 50/50 a few posts back, don't be retarded
>>556918024Extreme kino.
>>556917742I want to get fucked up drunk with Silver, start fooling around with her, sloppy makeout session and wandering hands, pouncing on me forcefully with mouth agape hungry for tongue filled kisses and swapping mouth flavors, pushing me on to my back with suppressed monstrous strength, then she unbuckles her jeans that hug her ass so tightly and shapely and drops them and her panties in one go and spins on her knees to kneel over me reverse cowgirl. I want her to plant her smelly hairy pussy on my mouth, kneel and plant, plant her sweaty dark rouge colored asshole ringed with the faintest silver hairs on my nose to tickle it and let me huff her sickly sweet feminine musk, and wiggle around for her own pleasure until her whole body shakes and she gushes down my throat and her juices run down my chin like I bit into an overripe fruit. While I do my best impression of her in wolf form drinking from a dog bowl, but with her overflowing grool dripping pussy ("schlorp schlorp schlorp"). I'm so hard thinking about it the tip of my cock is burning with hyper sensitivity and a desperate fiery need. If she actually did this she wouldn't even have to touch it, the moment I felt the proof of her arousal flood into my throat it'd spasm and throb enough on its own that my balls would go taut and I'd blast ropes up over and past my own chest hard enough to hit myself in the face; except I'd paint her tight washboard abs instead, because my face would be occupied.
female hero attractiveness tierlistyama is a tier simply because she is japanese and thus her finished model will probably be hot. could be s, will have to see
>>556917314your idea is shitty doe and heavy melee is a basic action any hero can do, no matter what build or how they're doing. graves is short range already, they would have to redesign her if they had to re-design the ult.you're also arguing from a place of seethe and have yet to offer strong counter arguments. an ult is supposed to be strong for the hero, not shitty.
This pov is my patron wish.
Mo & Krill are surprisingly fun to play. Once they get a visual update so they don't look like Neon Prime rejects I'll probably main them
>>556918024KinoUnicorns are supposed to be legendary if theyre not then you cant call them unicorns anymore
>>556918118waiting for the "4 light melees kills it" counter argument from you
>>556918097>Yamato in A-tierSeriously if you ignore her off-model porn there's nothing appealing about her even as a hardcore weeb.
>>556918097Paradox should be at least B tier, she doesn't deserve to be in that fucking tier.
>>556918097>s tier: childrenwhat did anon mean by this
>>556917926Correct, back when denies had no safety timing if one side of a lane had even 20ms less to the valve server than the opponent they'd be able to completely full deny everything with no contest.Its kind of needed since while no safety denies are great conceptually it'd only work in a LAN environment.
>>556918190i stated my reasoning. if she is japanese, her updated model will likely be hot, so i am being a retard and giving her a because she is japanese.
>>556918202a woman's value goes up as her age goes down
>>556914972Mina is evilMcginnis is passively evil
>>556918051Your entire 50/50 idea falls apart if they just decide to shoot the skulls and then youSo now you're left with tickling them with your gun
>>556918258bean
>>556918097swap vindicta with silver and move mina to her own SS tier and you have a deal
>>556918202They're factually at their biological peak.
>>556918097Vyper should be higher for her VA alone
>>556917926The game was literally fucked and borderline unplayable in practice with denies because of latency before they added a system where souls favor the owner. If you had worse ping there was no point to even bother.
>>5569181864 light melees are just 2 heavy melees
>>556918097Wrong
>be cardboard rank shitter>just trying to learn the game and characters>every game has one of these>a smurf going 30-1>a haze or ivy laser beaming headshots anyone out of cover>two ultra feeders in a lane ensuring that mid and late game is a slow cock crushing sessionAnd once in a blue moon I get a game where it seems the skill based match making is working
>>556918338Actually heavy melees do a bit more damage than 2 lights iirc
When are they buffing Yamato?
>>556918338so why cant i use 4 light melees to kill it then
So are deadlock vamps like vtmb vamps?
>>556918274is mina evil? she's just a brat 99% of the time
jesus fucking christ, mina has been gutted
Since when can vyper still damage people through petrify
>>556918405Presumably because the commitment to the heavy is also part of the inherent risk of going into the area denial character's denied area
If Mina spread her legs in front of me and lifted up her skirt to reveal her glistening bare pussy and smugly beckoned for me to give her oral sex my head would get all dizzy and floaty and I'd cum without even touching my cock within a minute of starting to lick her just from just the taste and the smell and raw primal desire and excitement, and I'd dutifully continue with seed dripping from my tip without ever going soft and then probably cum 5 more times the same way. I don't even need to fuck Mina. I'd happily lay in bed face down between her pale thighs and lick her pussy for hours as long as she'd let me while she pressed her bare soles against my back and my hips bucked and humped and I'd creampie the space between my stomach and the mattress again and again and again and again just from tonguing her pussy and asshole and lapping up all her sweat and grool.
>>556918419Vaguely inspired by it, but the Camarilla is also operating in the open, so no Sabbat
>>556918519I bet she's hairy
>>556918291great, they are busy shooting the skulls and not you and you can melee them instead potentially forcing a parry, while having still having the agency to reset because they are rooted
>>556918519you put into words what many of us feel
>>556918519This, but Darcy Graves
>chuck a max level bell at graves as shes walking with like 3 zombies>she gets instagibbed from 100-0I keked
>>556918405to make it harder for you to kill it
>melee-happy laner on enemy team>attempt to parry>dodge my parry zone within a pubic hair>attempt to leave via dash jump, thinking im clear>NOPE, YOU WERE 15 FEET AWAY BUT IT SOMEHOW CONNECTSEVERY. FUCKING. TIME.IM HARDWIRED WITH SUB-35 PING, HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
>>556918707bluetooth melee
>>556918707the melee hitbox extends like 10 feet outward and then there's network delay too, your ping doesnt matter theirs does
>>556918707>Haze sleeps ally>Parry for them>Haze somehow doesn't heavy melee me>Ally bitches at meMaybe don't get slept in the first place tard I don't know man.
>>556918787I laned with this mo once on mic who yelped loudly when lash just stomped him over and over because he refused to get to cover. some people are just stupid.
>introduce a melee parry system nobody asked for>refuse to rework it ever>all hero kits are designed around the garbage coinflip mechanic>no true melee can ever exist due to thisbravo nu-valve overwatch and marvel rivals are better due to this huge oversight
How do I get good at Mina? I suck at aiming, should I just give up?
>>556917742How tall is she supposed to be anyway?
>the male character that gets fangirled over the hardest BY FAR is a stinky dirty homeless murderer femalebros, explain yourselves
>>556918896He's the most powerful male in the game apart from maybe doorman, and women are hypergamous
>>556918657ball will be nerfed into the ground, it's comically busted right now with zero counterplaycan't even counterspell it because it just sticks around if it still has bounces and will hit you even if you block a bounce, and it hits like a fucking truck even with resists
Simple fucking as.I'm putting Yamato there based on her leaked model rework. Which I assume will only get prettier.
>>556918857if anything I want icefrog to expand on it, I want a third melee from dashes or some shit
>>556918896>doesn't limit himself>likes to rape>doesn't obey social normsthis is the prime sex archetype
>>556918949based
Celeste's damage is fucking gnarly holy shitYou just pin them down for her for a few seconds and she eats them alive, brutal shit
>>556918965Also goes down head first during the period
does scourge do damage based on my health or their health
>>556918949>three of the S tiers are all the new heroes from this updateTHE FUTURE OF THIS GAME IS GRIM
>>556919040all health% damage is enemy based
>>556918949wait there was a model rework leak?post it
>>5569188896'2" according to that one model graphbeast form is 9'3". BIG
>>556918097>Ivy the same tier as GEISTI got baited
>>556919094What the fuck
>>556919016i played with a guy today who complained she does literally no damage
>>556919053Do you prefer SBI tier designs like Calico?
>>556919016>350 damage on-hit effect while built for>some characters skills with a 15s cooldown barely do even thatToo much damage.
Who the fuck keeps putting Yamato in A?
>>556919121I imagine fighting her is similar to how Mr Hands felt
>>556919093
>>556919093Obviously the hat looks too gook but her face looks great.
>>556919163we are a yellow fever general.
>>55691905310 out of the 11 new human characters are white, the hottest girl in the game is Asian/half Asian. All of them are attractive in their own way. Rem sounds like a normal kid and doesn't talk like an urban youth.>THE FUTURE OF THIS GAME IS GRIMThe future of this game has never been brighter.
>>556919115yes, Ivy should be 10 tiers above old hags
>>556918580Okay and as you melee them, presumably a light one because charging a heavy is reactable as you've said, they're still shooting you with a gun that'll on average have a higher DPS than you and have the ability to get headshot bonusesAnd remember all this has to happen in 1.5 seconds from when the root happensWhich takes place about 2 seconds after the line goes downWhich they've somehow didn't simply double jump out of upon either seeing it or hearing it go down
>>556919186>>556919191nnoooo my penis head....
>>556919191>>556919186Holy....
>>556919186>>556919191>yoshit is just sitting on this and didn't include it in the updatewhat the fuck is his problem?
>>556919121And how the fuck did he come to that conclusion? She has 4 nukes, one of which has 3 charges>>556919154Not to mention ALL her skills do good damage in a sizeable AoE
>>556919331cause hit's low res and honestly uglyher silhouette is too similar to seven and blends in with the environment
>>556919241when the community workshop opens the dickhead will be the first addition trust the plan.
>>556919331The update still isn't over once Apollo comes out ;)
>>556919191oh i forgot about this, it's pretty old news, my fault
>>556919331Silver literally wasn't even finished in time for this update. If people hadn't been desperate for it they would have waited longer to drop it and maybe included more shit. We were supposed to get new Guardians and jungle camps.We might still get that stuff and Yamato in a staggered update not long after this one.
>>556918857>filtered by melee of all thingsdid your keyboard not come with an F key?
>>556919431I'm the one playing melee and it sucks.
>Graves isn't evil!shes a necromancer
>>556919231i love this goyle
>>556919406Fuark just release the remodels already Yoshit.
>>556919472>Everyone collects souls and uses them as currencyEvillock...
>>556919472And Mina is a neck romancer, what's your point?
>>556919472Necromancy is legal in the empire of the best series of all time, skyrim
SAY THANK YOU TO THE SAVIOR OF DEADLOCK
>>556918429She's a status obsessed vampire who murders out of self interest.How isn't that evil?
>>556919231Gross
>>556918857I think it's fairly well balancedhard to pull off in duels if your opponent has a brain, which is fine since melee can be such a powerful thing, but in bigger chaotic teamfights it works really well since even if they see it coming they're much less likely to want to parry and lock themselves into an animation if multiple people are coming for them
Grave's ult is objectively bad design because there's no way to deal with it other than waiting a full minute or taking lots of damage. Parry baiting takes too long and opens you up to more damage and there's a 100% chance another zombie spawns and chunks your health if you don't destroy it instantly.
>>556919472shes neutralshe wants to help the deadpart of helping the dead probably also includes resurrecting a lich that probably wants to genocide everyone into a slave army
>>556919642mina hasnt murdered before the ritual so by that logic every participant is evil
>>556919642That's the difference between nobility and lowborn filth like you. You wouldn't get it and you will never understand it.
>>556919586I say that to her very often
>>556919472Let's set our standard for "evil first">Mikuginnis>Uses souls for her experiments while boosting fairfax's genocide warmachine>Graves>Babysitting undead because old lich lady told her toSee, it's not that hard
>>556919690I agree it's balanced, I just dont enjoy it.
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>Ivy saved 2024 Deadlock>Mina saved 2025 DeadlockWho will save 2026 Deadlock?
>>556919719Ivyfags are genuinely the most deluded bunch in the playerbase
>>556919470Oh so you're still in shitlo you're just the one doing the knowledge checkingpoint stands, play until you go against decent players
9 games in a row where the team with venator loses
>>556919430>people hadn't been desperate for it they would have waited longer to drop itMaybe they shouldn't have done the fake voting shit that only existed to stir up social media engagement
>>556919695>Mfw the area denial character denies an area
>>556919586I say "THANK YOU MINAAAA AHHHH THANK YOU MINA THANK YOU MINA MY GODDESS MY QUEEN THANK YOU MINA" every time I ruin my orgasm to her after a 2 hour goon session and slurp my cum off my fingers before going again without getting soft.
I have one wishI hope they dont make Vyper look actually attractive and retain her weird monster appearanceBecause I'm going to fucking seethe hard if they make a cute girl that's total fucking whore that fucks Billy
I like pants
>>556919708How do vampires sustain themselves?You think this bitch is drinking pig blood?
>>556919094>6'2Holy crap, are there any regular girls bellow 5'7 aside from hunched over Ivy?
>>556919879its just a nibble
>>556919586Mina is such a brat, good lord
>>556919812>the area is a entire fucking lane
Rem getting 4 helpers is like unlocking ultra instinctThis level of lanejanny shouldn't be legal>Also shares the souls with everyone on your team just becauseI'm considering undertaking the massive retardation of not upgrading any other ability just to save 5 ability points
>>556919845I mean she's going to still be a monster but she's going to have tits and be an attractive monster. And she does and always will fuck Billy while calling him Lash, so you're gonna just have to cope.If you want a pure girl who will never be implicated in sexual activity with other male characters you need to stick to Mina.
>>556919586terrible art, i genuinely cant tell who is supposed to be who and only know its mina on the right due to the umbrella
>>556919918>entire fucking lanetheir max traversal distance from spawn point is 1/3rd of a lane retardo
>>556919759Celeste just did
>>556919765Ivy SAVED Deadlock's reception after the Gey Talon leak from incel dane the faggot main
>>556919695Have you considered farming it to massively boost your souls? if you want money early game go to the lane shes at and force her ult then run back and reap your rewards.
>>556919918Just shoot the zombies then?
>>556919759>Who will save 2026 Deadlock?Uh, hello? Were you in a coma today? Celeste literally made Deadlock go into the top 5 played games on Steam (120k active players)
>>556919961are you a fucking retard?Mina Haaaaa is on the left wearing Morrigan Aensland's outfit and Morrigan Aensland is on the right wearing Mina Haaaaaaa's outfit.Fucking stupid zoomer.
Not to rain on minafags parade, but are they going to at least texture the bald spot under her bob?
what's the point in playing Silver when Abrams is just better?
Let's see what this dick can do
>>556919912>Troonblrina
>>556920157having a built in capacitor is reason enough to play silver.
>New patch fucks my game>Low prior queueOk fine>It's indistinguishable from regular queue
>>556920157sometimes people play video games for fun
>>556920242>playing a Valve PVP game for funyou must be new
>>556918097Paige is an SSS
>>556920157>Why would you play the hypermobile character when there's a fat tank characterGuh... guh-gawrsh, Mickey... I dunno...
>>556920239this is a fuarking self expose innit
>>556920019Farming is always worse than brooling now, if you farm instead of brainlessly running into fights you're throwing the game and will be down 10k souls.
>>556920157>what's the point in playing Silver when Abrams is just better?werewolf wife
this mod makes her so much better
Ever since the playerbase has risen my games feel like ghost towns, nobody types anything ever, maybe in the beginning one guy types gl hf or begs for swap. What the hell happened?
>>556920331wrong, the jacket is cute
>>556920386Mindbroken by modern games where saying anything can get you banned
where's the goomble champion icefraud
>>556920331she's very fuckable but her jacket is aesthetic as fuck
why is this walker so much scarier than the ones ingame?
Does Kelvin's S1 heal himself too? Or only other allies?
>>556920386I'm getting lots of randoms that erp
>>556920317you are retarded
>>556918350i wanna cum on her ass and use my semen to create constellations with her freckles
>>556920386I still get tons of banter, text is more common but every few games there'll be a bunch of guys chatting shit on mic.
>>556920469Gambler archetype stolen by Wraith without any mechanics about it please understandFairy hero when icefraud
>>556920494His isolation and loneliness has twisted him into something hateful and warped.
>>556919892Paige maybe
Remember when Kelvin’s ice beam disarmed you?
>>556914659>rapsheet of Liches is very bad for good reasonsThe charges, father? Eating a creep? A succulent, XP-filled creep?
>silver sneeds damage to ult>disarm or activate metal skin>litterally cucked forever
>>556920291>silver>hypermobileDo we play the same game?
>>556920659There is no mana in Deadlock, old fart
ONENOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>556918896
>>556920026>celeste is nopanamazing
Apollo better be the most kino shit if he makes me wait this long
Who is lying to Doorman players and telling them Surge on him is good
>>556920331Nah, girls wearing jackets are cute, especially black ones for some reason and Celeste's jacket is the best in the game
Apollo deez nuts
>>556920859His dialogue is already in the game files, he's basically the Kim Jong Un of this game (sent as a forein exchange student to a top private school by his dictator dad) and he's also a huge Ixian nationalist. He also makes fun of Holliday
This is her weapon hitbox
You ever just have a game where no one wants to push so you just farm damage forever
>>556918896Just hobomaxx bro
>>556920859He's a racist spoiled silver spoon brat rich boy who exists solely to get gangraped by futas.
This is her hitbox
What’s up with the hate?
>>556921085Touch. Grass
>giving 4 stamina to the most mobile charAre they retarded ?? These chars are supposed to have 2 stamina like Holliday
>>556921146iToddler
>>556921146apollocucks just cant handle it
>>556920716cause lich has it all
how cum no dotard streamer wants to play this bros where's jenkins and sharteezy and bulldog....
>>556921146Another hypermobile movement slop character in a game already bloated with them. Where are all the fucking tanks?
>>556921283sorry all they can get is XQC
>Frankensteins Monster>Vampire (Young)>Vampire (Old)>Werewolf>Weird Goo Thing>Necromancer>Monster Hunter (forma de Catolico)What weird classic occult stereotypes are we missing? Headless Horseman right? Sleepy Hollow is a thing.
>>556921146all the new chars have been braindead easy please apollo be a cool dashing faggot
>>556913697so are /pol/tards embracing the fact epstein made their board now?
>>556921283>all we got is the smite and the overwatch creators
>>556921291>Where are all the fucking tanks?Here I come!
>>556920780sex
how do I tell my hairdresser I want my shit styled like Venator
>>556921362Mummy
>>556921371yeah they have, but for some reason trannys havent accepted that he pushed for children to transition and redditors havent accepted that ghislane manufactured the entire sites moderationthats weird
>>556921362SWAMP MONSTERPSYCHO SERIAL KILLERPOLTERGEISTALIEN
>>556921362SkeletonZombie
>>556921462Take a picture of him and say "like this"
>>556921362moth man!
>Pocket triple confirmed tranny>the name implies the peewee is gonePost op sisters ... we are back
>>556921362I'd say an angel but we've got Silver
>>556921481>PSYCHO SERIAL KILLERThat be the Drifter already
This is Celeste
>be silver>do anything trying to get werewolf form>get stunned and die>manage to finally get werewolf form>get stunned and die in werewolf formshe needs some sort of debuff resistance or ability to manually activate/gain rage meter while stunned and then activate it during stun
>>556921541>make the only male asian champ post opvalve bros.........
Celeste's movement is actually crazyfuck Talon and Vindicta, Celeste is the flying heroI think her numbers are overtuned but even when they nerf her she's probably going to be a problem. movement is kingI do hope they continue to make total freaks with uniqueness baked into their skeleton though. like there's Venator having a stronger heavy melee or Billy having faster light meleeand then there's this shit
>>556921541>Pockets ult is really just opening a portal to his disgusting axe wound rotten thussy and letting all the rot and congealed hairballs out
>>556921362I second mothman or any kind of rural cryptid
>>556921632lmao i never thought about it but youre right thats pretty racist
We need a female Wendigo hero
The prio token is fucking broken, I used it(didn't even get my character) and had to fight against an Eternus player.
How long until they turn the game into Supernatural?
>>556921778when they reveal the ringu hero
>>556921778there hasn't been any gay sex on screen yet so never
>>556920780i ᵖᵘˢʰ ᵐʸ ᶠinᵍᵉʳˢ inᵗᵒ ᵐʸ EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss
>>556921727The best part is when you double priority a hero and the game puts you in a match without that hero being played at all.
>>556921328xQc, before he sold out and started peddling gambling was legitimately just like most people you'd find on 4chan, he streamed games for 8-10 hours almost daily and actively avoided contact with all other ecelebs, preferring to play alone because he didn't want to be opened up to drama but especially because he's a legit gamer who just want(ed) to play games and yap to his chat.I will die on this hillt. watched him when he was a double and triple digit streamer
how do you decide which one is the "support" in the lane sisters.
>>556921551Cheesy but true
>started initiate 1>currently emissary 3 after like 40 games>game quality hasnt changed at alldoes rank even matter when people play like theyve never heard of a moba regardless
I feel like I'm doing something wrong when piloting Mina.I kinda just pop ult and get my love bites proc and either that kills them or it doesn't. Maybe they're in range for her command normal to kill them but she's so squishy that committing to getting that close feels like suicide if we're even or behind.
>>556921847>yakub sends his disciple to subjugate the queens 1920 colorized
>>556921414I want to have gay sex with Abrams.
>>556921934not really, all it takes is one retard choosing to do the wrong thing or not listening to your team to ruin the game from initiate to eternus people will hate their teammates
>next to fog veils>around corners>inside off angles>above ropes>behind pillars>near airvents FUUUCK I LOVE VENATORS TRAPS
>fizz drew celestewake sorapoi up right nyow
>>556921942jej
>>556921362Creepy cultistMad scientist Some form of giant bugMummyAn alien (Yamato doesn't count)MothmanSasquatchTraditional faerie
>>556921362It's not "occult" anymore, the game switched into full Halloween cliches with the first 6 hero update.
>>556921997>fizzwhy are you admitting to being a pedophile
>>556921997Link?
i keep thinking graves is venator because he looks like graves from the other game
>>556922087same
>spirit rake mina with dash resets? nerfed>gun ivy? nerfed>spirit lash? was dead for monthsim just not allowed to ever have fun in this game
>>556921479>but muh trannieslol
>>556921146Retarded rage-addicted morons attribute Celeste to trannies and got furious at her winning because they think it's a tranny win instead of people just wanting to play what looks like a cool character that's also a hot woman (unicorn) instead of a random tiefling special boy OC.For every legitimate troon asking for any character, there's 20 retards that says the same ironically, further pushing their narrative.
>>556922046>Traditional faerieTraditional as in being nature themed instead of urban themed, or traditional as in slitting your throat in your sleep?
>>556921146>trans color coded>transphobic voice line against Pocket>on discord
>>556921362>>556921474>A mummy who's reason for being in New York in the first place is because he was taken to a museum and came back to life somehow >His wish is for Egypt to be his again (Mirage can just ask for an entire US state, land is a fair ask apparently)>Speaks in a deep gargled voice
>>556921362Monster Hunter (forma de Catolico(Luchador))some mummy/egypt themed characterif they want to add aliens into the mix, an MIB, reptilian, flatwoods monster, or grey charactermaybe something referencing the War of the Worlds since the radio broadcast that fucked with people was in 38 and did involve NYC/NJa more traditional swampy/fish monster since viscous isn't ocean or water themed outside his lorean actual clay Jewish golem since Bebop is just a Neon Prime robot in disguise
We need more crimelord heroes againWhere the fuck is the mafioso
>>556922227cosa nostra boss ratmake it happen
>>556922193His lore is that he serves Nagash
>>556922159How about a guy who got kidnapped by faeries as a kid and wants to use the wish to get his life back
>>556916063needs a nerf to either the low gravity, air control, or her stamina barhaving all of that together with no investment is ridiculous
>>556922194>MIBWe already have our traditional glowie in HazeI know it's not the same but at that point it would be going full trope
>>556922251SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE
>Only hero countered by grouping together
is there any reason not to use the experimental health bars? theyre a million times better to look at
>rebind my keys and item use like apex/dota>genuinely play betterMuch better, sliding with C feels so much smoother. Actually kept the flow of battle than awkwardly pressing zxcv. Kelvin is growing on me so much, I'm still sus about gun Kevin.....
>>556922227??? it's wraithle DEI kween not only took up the gambler slot but the mafioso slot too
>>556922340how does the nehekaran sand taste little man
>>556916063dogshit char made for females that cant into movementjust how graves is a dogshit char made for females that cant into aimingjust how silver is a dogshit char made for females that cant into engagingjust how rem is a dogshit char made for females that cant into playing the gamethis entire update was catered to the support type players
>Celeste lives in Coney islandWHY THE FUCK DID A CONEY ISLAND REP GET IN BEFORE STATEN ISLANDFUCK OFF YOSHI
>>556921985Get in line
>556922375>touhou trannyMy day is ruined
>>556921631>Enemy team is Lash, Paige, Dynamo, Abrams AGAINJesus christ Yoshi I am not having a good time.
>>556921362a classic wolfman who trolls silver for being a bitch
>>556922159Traditional as in glamour, free food (for the low low cost of being stuck dancing until you die), cold iron weakness, seething assholes who only want to trick and fuck you over because they're inherently superior.
>>556922374post a comparison image of all 3 and tell me how to use each one
>>556921362I'd like to see an Arthurian knight, or Merlin, given he is still alive
>>556913697It's a solid build.
>>556922405Wraith is just a gambling den ownerThere's no mafia class to her actWe need an actual italian
Just had the worst Deadlock game of my entire life and blamed the matchmaker, turned out there was a smurf! Sorry Yoshi, guess that one isn't completely your fault.
>>556922558>we need an actual italianAnon?
>>556922159I will continue working on and shilling my idea of making a fairy into a Saul Goodman sleazy lawyer>lean more into the shadiness and bullshit fairy contract part of fairies than their nature aspect, since this New York>would know Abrams well, all the criminal elements in the cast, would've worked for daddy Fairfax before and knows all the shady shit in his business>joins the ritual as a publicity stunt for her election campaign to become mayor of the city and clean up the "urban crime" (so her associates can do clean white collar crime)>she won't wish for it like Mina, that's gay, she just wants the advertisement I still need to think of a kit that isn't just Oracle
Now that 2xko is confirmed EoS soon, how long until Riot releases their Deadlock clone?
So I went to the carnival today and there was a fortune teller. You know the setup. Old lady in a caravan-shaped stand with a crystal ball and tarot cards. Anyway I paid for a reading and she went>Ooohh in your future I see that Kelvin is going to get a Santa Claus-themed skin for Christmasand I asked her for my money back because I didn't need her to tell me obvious shit like "the sun's going to rise tomorrow"
>>556921362Cain
>>556922571no that's still their faultevery game has one almost it's pathetic
>>556922159Traditional as in being technically "moral" but also working on a moral system completely alien to humans, the name-stealing kind that fuck you over for breaking rules you don't understand, the kind that are hurt by iron because of how mundane it isAlso it's funny you post Nightveil Sprite since that's one of the ones that's been on my mind, I like the High Fae more aesthetically though
>>556922652They already have Valorant and it does relatively okay
>>556922687I just don't get why people smurf up to ascendant
Bros I think I find Celeste's accent how now...
>>556921362WE'RE MISSING A LOST FRENCHMANTHE FLYING DUTCHMANA SLAVIC SAILORMANand a jew
>>556922784I find it brown cow, personally
>>556922650So Rudy Giuliani? Has to have an Italian accent too.where is the gabagool hero valve
New player here, do you need to have good movement to play Lash well?I can do movement ok, walljump etc.
>>556922787Drifter is the Wandering Jew and I'm not shitposting
>>556922780it becomes a vicious cyclepeople play with friends, enemy friend group has a smurf in itthe first group now makes their own smurf on their high rank friendeventually everyone is smurfing cause valve wont get off their ass and do anything about it
>>556922721That's a CS clone
>You can use Magic Carpet while your S3 is active on Kelvin>You can basically cover half the map in your ice path thanks to the speed boostKek
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
My opponents are way more skilled than me and then my teammates flame me because I predictably lose the lane.I started two weeks ago, I shouldn't be fighting Ascendant 6 players....
>>556922897>Celeste begging a random rancher to let her rent one of his stallions for the night
>>556922652it's going to take them at least 10 more yearsbecause holy fuck>yeah, people actually like our shit fighting game maybe?>but it took us 10 years to make and it's not getting the casual audience because it's still a fighting game so it is never making it's money backit's like how they did nothing with Runeterra and also made it way to generous and f2p friendly so they trashed it aftare also never advertising itthat MMO is coming out in 20 years and will die faster than concord because it didn't instantly do WoW numbers at launch
Why does Celeste sound like an american jewess?
>>556922850Yeah, but why would they want to launch another failed project? They'd have to compete with Deadlock, Overwatch, Marvel Rivals, Smite (lol), their own product in LoL, the Paragon clones, and probably more that I'm forgetting. hero shooters and mobas are still oversaturated
>>556922867Whoops I meant S2
>>556922897I would just street brool nonstop until you git gud, at least your rank isn't on the line
>>556922897How many clowns do you think she's let hit?
>>556922943>Celeste letting me watch and jerk off while she sucks and fucks a horsedo you think she'd at least let me kiss her or suck her tits or her toes a little while she's being fucked?
>>556922845I hate the F2P model. A $5 entry fee prevents 99% of smurfers
>>556922963It was weird as fuck honestly>A Riot dev copies an autobattler/autochess mode with LoL characters>He did this in his spare time >FOR FREE and then shilled it to his boss for it to be released>It's pretty popular>Immediately jack it into the main client, bloating it and making it even worse(not that it means much)>Riot has a whole team making their own card game>Don't advertise or put it in the main client or anything and just leave it on its own
>>556922826wall jump is enough, just remember you can insta slide if you press crouch while vaulting
>walk through door man portal as vindicta tethers me>as the door closes. I teleport half of the distance back to vindictas stake originThat was really weird
>>556922963>>556923061The worst thing about Legends of Runeterra is it was actually really good
>>556923054Anon it already has a 5 dollar entry fee, you can't use the friends list on a restricted Steam account, and can only unrestrict by spending $5 on Steam (unless it's possible to buy a 1 dollar steam key from a key site and still get unrestricted, this is unconfirmed)
So why is Venator as slow as Abrams? He should be at least Drifter’s movespeed
>>556923127insane how it got progressively woke while losing its worldbuilding role.
Just got back into the game after like a 3-4 month break and holy shit did they murder gun greytalon. I don't even get why, it was by far worse than spirit for him.At least Vyper is now fun to play even if she's apparently still kinda weak but fuck it - running past 3 people to gun down Graves without her even having time to react is too funny.
>>556923031>>556922897POV: you are the team's carry and are being thanked by Celeste after the ritual
>>556922780People smurf to noobstomp to please their bloated egos, that's it
>>556923118I did this to some guy like an hour ago. very funny interaction
Ive yet to run into a single Celeste player that isnt rping as a tranny
It took me awhile to figure out that those minion heal flags orbs are heavily inspired by Minions Experience globe from Heroes of the storm ( Rest in peace) Steam release soon one day....
>>556923174Between late life LoR and Arcane s2 Riot has utterly destroyed their own universe lol
>>556923131Well that's $5 that lets you smurf in every free game on Steam. Not the same thing.
They need to change Celeste's jacket and boots so she doesn't look so out of place. Billy is even more anachronistic, but he goat head makes up for it
>>556923237They should add Deathwing to Deadlock
>>556923218Wait till you doOnce you get a good one on your team, you're gonna see some serious shit
>>556923249I still don't understand why a chink company would want to please the twitter crowd when most of their whales are bugmen
>>556922897>>556923031>>556923193There is painfully little porn of her
Stealing things is wrong
>>556923218if your rank has trannies or females in it, you are in shitlow
Celeste is the lane terrorist of the patch
>>556923281anon, they literally added a they/them tranny and multiple black qweenz to the game, they haven't given a shit about historical accuracy in ages
>>556923310Tencent lets a lot of their studios run with fairly little oversight outside of monetizing their products. Riot wants to appeal to fat trannies because that is who runs the company now. They've been around so long that Riot fans have gone on to become Riot employees, they steer the company now. It's been happening for a long time to be honest, since Illaoi at least
>>556923323>I've got them>dies
>>556923218You people make shit up to get angry at
>>556913515i miss when most of the cast had their eyes hidden in one way or another. really felt like it added to that occult part of the settingnowadays you have shit like paige or celeste with their gigantic anime eyes instead
>>556923310Because Tencent doesn't give a fuck. Most of the LoL playerbase is now in China and Korea. As long as the core game isn't touched, Tencent doesn't care what Riot does to pander to Western social justice politics. And even when Riot does, they just censor the lesbian parts of Arcane when releasing it in China anyway. It's win-win.
People keep taking doorman from me I just wanna play doorman :(
>>556923464It's not about historical accuracy, it's about consistency
>>556923519High Prior Him Nigguh
>>556923493and you dont play the game you just post in /dlg/
hello I'm new which hero is the rape bastard
>>556923287I need my boy Arthas, muradin, blaze and mother fucking Dahaka in Deadlock.
I want to fuck Celeste okay?Im tired of pretending.
>>556923570Drifter
>>556921362A ghost>Vindictashe doesn't look like a ghost and she can't phase or do cool ghost stuff. Poltergeist I believe in you
>>556923554Accuse others of what you yourself are guilty of I see...
>>556920331I like jackets but every Deadlock character wears a jacket that looks like it's made from reused car tires. They're all so fucking thick and rubbery. I think Mina might have the only normal jacket in the entire game. Shiv's might count too but it's hard to tell of course because he doesn't wear the damn thing.
>>556923609wdym she flies like a ghost can
Silver is the worst thing they've ever added to this game
Do we think Calico will ever get redesigned?
>>556923661Retard
>>556923505yeah I remember punished cait being a schizo haha
>>556923592Dehaka could be cool, maybe something like the boogieman, always hiding in shadows, since bushes don't exist
>>556923661HOMO
>>556923570Depends>Rape bastard(giant penis damage)Drifter, Shiv>Rape bastard(fat and won't die, molests female heroes)Abrams, M&K, Bebop, Dynamo>Rape bastard(most irritating cunt alive)Doorman
>>556923570Mo & Krill
>>556923661Trvke
>>556923661Why?
>>556923656And thats about it, when I hear ghost I think semi transparent, dead looking, turning invisible, possession, teleportation or like I mentioned going through walls. Vindicta is fine but there is definitely more room to explore that niche.
>>556923592muradin is hitler. I miss greymane and the shaman orc which heals while punching ppl
>>556923760>>Rape bastard(most irritating cunt alive)>no sinclaira good sinclair is a nuclear nigger rape bastard who turns (you) into a rabbit then fucks you
Would (You) pay $15 for Prime status in Deadlock when 1.0 comes around?
>>556923754>>556923691>muh dicksorry I was talking about the actual game not your coom brained fantasies
>>556923863Unironically, yes. It would snuff out smurfing and us f2p chads would get a hat out of it
>>556923661She's right, Silver is undercooked and will receive a rework in due time.
>>556923863depends what it brings
>>556923923Same benefits as in CS2
>>556923883She's also fun HOWEVERAnd she's weak so if you're actually complaining about losing to her, you're shit
>>556923947yes then
need wallstreet character
All they need to do is separate Free Play and Competitive queues and then make it so Comp queues require your Steam account to have a verified phone numberIt's very easy to smurf if you make a new Steam acc, buy 5 bucks of random shit and have one of your friends send you an inviteIt's a lot more irritating and limiting to have to visit a T-mobile or whatever with your ID and shit and register a new phone number just to smurf in a bideo gem. Someone will still do it, but the point is it will be less
>>556923863What's that?
need gargoyle wife character
>>556923237Icefrog loved tracing HotS when working on Dota2 with talents and lane fountains, it only makes sense he would continue here.HotS2 should trace the gun/spirit/hp item setup and use that while keeping shared team XP.
I LOVE HIDDEN KING
>>556923947>Wtf there's no way that's real>Look it up>It's realValve really is at the forefront of coming up with new ways to monetize shit. "We won't fix our anticheat ever, pay us to play with non-cheaters" is fucking deranged. Are we sure Gaben isn't a member of the distinguished tribe?
>>556924015A wolf, perhaps?
>>556923992Where tail
>>556924192they should add that to tf2 lmao
>>556924053Basically a way to keep the f2p monkeys out of your matchmaking, also cosmetics
>>556924192Valve has always been gigakikes. It's just that Steam's customer service and convenience is so good compared to all their competitors that we're willing to put up with them.
>>556924015His wish should be something absolutely absurd like "I want 2% higher growth rates in the 4th financial quarter" and he should also be a member of The Tribe
>Commend all the enemy team>Never commend me backWhat gives?
>>556923237https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/article/24245220/heroes-of-the-storm-ptr-patch-notes-january-14-2026hots is still alive and even getting patches
>>556924192I'd rather have a one time payment than a Vanguard tier "anticheat"
>>556924275wtf do I get free prime if I bought CSGO
>>556924249Surgically removed
I don't understand how Tankbuster keeps making its way into builds>Oh yeah remove less than 10% of the enemy tank's current hp at the start of a fight and then do nothing after (and they probably heal up and get barrier a thousand times during the fight anyway)Do people building this shit not feel embarrassed when they burst Abrams and he chugs S1 back to full health immediately? Is it just a placebo of "big number go wahoo"
>>556923863if it saves me even one game of peruvians then it is worth it
>>556924473yes
>play silver>enemy grab metal skin once I start to get killsCursed relic it is
>>556924443wish it got to steam. Hate their launcher
>>556924374>gigakikes>CS was free and the price tag was just one attempt at stopping cheaters.>It still is technically free since you make back the cost through the crates that drop and moreThey aren't that bad, but they aren't the best really.I think every other corporation has just degraded a lot faster than them.
holy fuark celeste is so fucking fun, her movement feels like sex it's so fucking fun i love source shmoovement>>556923237>>556923287>>556923592i've said it before and i'll say it againGIVEMEMYPROBE
>>556924441They probably think you're being mean
>tfw no dubious astronaut ritualist
>>556924190
>>556924553I'm not talking about only CS2 Prime. Valve has been at the forefront of video game monetization in general. It's the company that spearheaded shit like lootboxes and keys.
>>556924190Is the team you get put on decided by load times? Seems like I'm always on hidden King which I imagine is for the team that loads first.
Celeste is already getting cosplays!
>>556924725>>556924732>5 seconds apartsugoi
>>556924275>don't fix the problem, monetize itValve being as jewish as ever
>>556924441>Be Rem supporting my team>Land good ults>My team only recognize Dynamo>Most of the enemy team commends me after their lossHeh
>>556923323Delivering karma unto Paradox for all the evil stealing she's done by pinning her down, throwing the tail of her coat up on her back, yanking down her trousers and her panties and forcefully performing a heist of all her musky ass sweat and pussy nectar using my tongue.I'm picking the lock of her pussy-safe using my tongue as a lockpick swallowing all the juicy sticky treasure she keeps inside her PINK VAULT.
>Monster Hunter (White)(Human)(Male)(Catholic)>goes to the bar to drink with a Werewolf and a UnicornWhy are """human men""" always like this brehs?
I can't feel attraction to Celeste knowing that she's a fucking horse.
>Notice our Mina's ult lasting the ENTIRE teamfight>Ask how many Love Bite stacks she has>The squeakiest underage zoomzoom voice warbles "oh almost two hundred"
>>556924840The Venators are a result based organisation.
On the Patrons, we are cracking Ixian bussy on friday
>>556914497Low gravity is dishonest as fuck. Most honest is venetor becuase the ult build is a meme
>>556924840Venafor has a vow of celibacy you freak
>>556924725>fat ewhoreceleste is really appealing to the league of legends audience
>>556924850I can. Have you ever seen mare pussy?
Why does she strike a pose when dashing?
>>556924840You're a pornbrained gooner if you interpreted any of the bar invitation conversations in a sexual way
>>556918519>classy posh vampire brat in garter>bare pussylol, lmao even, pornbrain have done some damage.
>>556924998trans women are very energetic
>>556924893He has the worst and most boring design in the entire game
>>556924593actually i post about probe a lot bur weirdly enough holliday reminds me of probe somewhat>spammable insta-waveclear button>crowd control ult that can SERIOUSLY fuck up someone who steps just a little too far and is great for getting an opening pick (null gate is my preferred ult in most games)>jump pad escapes are kinda like worker rush escapes??
>>556924998She's a showgirl
>>556925034A shame too because his actual lore is interesting and hes actually an imporant character
>>556925034tell that to my dick
>>556924516it's goodand yes im only building damage
game would hit 200k if they added another map already
>>556925034looks like the same quality that the old celeste model hadfingers still crossed for a model update that makes him more interesting
>>556925034He looks like a donut steel Rogue Tiefling OC
Abrams will break Apollo's prostate with his S2
Who are the top 3 heroes in the roster you wish Valve would come back to and give the same level of polish the new heroes (sans Silver) have?Hard mode: No Yamato, or TalonNightmare mode: No Calico
>>556925016In my mind's eye I naturally envision Mina's pussy to be pale, milk white and completely bare slit. But you're retarded if you just assume that's my single preference. I'd love it if she had a wispy black jungle of hair coating her lips and mound and extending all the way down to her asshole all matted with juice.
>>556925164>dilute the game with meme mapsI'm so glad retards like you aren't making this game
>>556925164Kill yourself tf2troon
>randomly kicked from a brool>rejoin>cant pick items>cursor stuck on screen and cant move cameraAwesome
i wonder if that guy who said we would never get over 100k again killed himself yet
>>556925248chuck norris mode: no sinclairbut to answer your question, viscous, holliday, vyper off the top of my head maybe warden over vyper, MAYBE.
>>556925171whats a donut steel
>>556925248Haze, Kelvin, and Seven.
>>556924893I hate that rapiers have become the go to "agility"/effeminate weapon in media when the weapon itself actually isn't that.
>>556925357"do not steal" my original character that I don't actually have copyrighted
>>556925248Mirage, Mo, and Krill
>>556925357look up oc donut steel
>>556925016maybe i just never really thought of pussy shaving dynamics but wouldn't it make sense for the haughty aristocratic mina obsessed with beauty to have shaven her pubesunless you're arguing she would have it trimmed instead or smth
>>556925218>They will never get porn togetherit sucks
>>556925164based and trueHOTS is fun because it's not the same shit every timemultiple maps with different bosses and side objs instead of urn would be ultra fun
>NOOO ONE MAP FOREVER IS FINE REEREED
>>556925543>neverjust what do you think rule no. 34 means
>>556923546I did actually but even still for some reason the game gave me Mo and krill who I only have at 1+ prioWeird
>>556925248Seven, Kelvin, Infernus
I'm less upset about the one map thing and more upset about the eclipse being so important so the time of day is basically going to be the same forever
>>556925557yes
>>556925597Seven and Infernus are fine, Kelvin kind of looks retarded though
>Jaina with Alarak passive (sort of) and really good movementOh dear lord.
>>556925621Map should really go from afternoon to midnight as structures die. By the time a team has lost both shrines it should be a full eclipse, would look so fucking kino
>>5569255572fort is the only good tf2 map
>>556925357jesus fucking christ the people saying this general was filled with children were unto something weren't they
Seven, Lash, and Paradox's guns are going to get reworked arent they?
