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Nami
Feesh but soft but goat penis hard!
reminder that Lamb is cold
>>556919320it's gonna be a nothing thread cuz eu hours are worthless
>>556919268eune placements. can i reach high? https://twitch.tv/miximumdennis
>>556919131That's okay. It's just a platonic thing. No one deserves to feel lonely on Valentine's Day! In fact I may gift all the NA lolgs playing that day so everyone feels appreciated>>556919102I just started playing. I'm mid elo in NA. I enjoy all ADCs but love raping lanes with Caitlyn and farming champs with Trist
>>556919418How do you even gift a rose?
>>556919509last thread was all drama and discordshit being posted then anons say why this is the worst general on vg
>>556919320>>556919295>>556919327>>556919329>>556919392Too late
>>556919546I'd probably gift people a skin/chroma/icon/emote for their fav champ.
>>556919649I own every single one for my favorite champ already unfortunately
Where is My Shop open it now, NOW!
>>556919649you need to wait an entire week before you can even do that after freshly adding someone, so you're already late
damn, even the namitranny is looking down on us ai ai ai
>>556919689haha well if you reallllllly don't want a gift...>>556919715I guess that means it'll just be the people I'm already friends with
>>556919824Hey..
>>556919568Thank goodness I was asleep for most (if not all) of it.
>last week everyone thought Harry was a Discord plant>this week everyone finds out Harry and Discord troons have beefoh how the turntables...this is the only comment I'll make about it. thought it was funny
>>556919734i'm more mad that even random anons are being brought in that shit, the reason you should never add anyone from lolg is that even just adding someone from here will bring drama to you. this is how much of a chesspool this general is
>>556919976Ya'll are too conspiratorially mindedHarry is just a dude who wanted to play vgs and didn't understand why the rest of us weren't already doing it
>>556920014a lot of lolgs are chill. just avoid adding the 2-3 shit stirrers
i am alone lolg
>>556920014I've never been mentioned in one of the /lolg/ "dramas" because I don't fuck with Discord thankfully.
Emerald pig down, he was so fucking mad. Wind brother gap. EZ. Was a penta but I guess ga death resets it. I did kill all 5 though with my cat leech. https://youtu.be/vm3bp3m9iLM
>>556920204ign?
>>556920090That's what I said. We are nothing compared to xivg.>>556920014Nah, some anons are pretty cool!
>>556920261I'm going to kiss you in front of lolg
none of you are funny
>>556920489i dont want to be funny.. i want to be loved..
>>556920468youre gonna get e-aids
>>556915019I've sent you a friend request
the day after vg drama this thread gets nicer.. I enjoy it but I also like playing vgs...
>>556920261I'm an "emerald pig" and could 1v1 your Yone with Janna mid
>>556920353i forgot to make my road to iron IV account
>>556920548I'm sure vgs will go on. This was nothing desu
>>556920548we can do bothsomeday lolg will find balance
think im gunna stay up and spam more rankeds
anyone else started banning kha'zix?
>>556920645hope not and hopefully the discord update scares a lot of these pushing 40 pedos to finally fuck off
>>556920468nope>>556920562In your fuckin dreams.
>>556920789it won'teveryone in that group is 30+
Yone!
>>556921058schizo
>>556921058just walk away it's never too late
>>556920901you're not even the best yone or yasuo main here lolsilver for a decade? kek
>>556921226i've been silver for a decade too, whats wrong with that?
>>556921226Desperate for my attention huh? It’s okay, looking like I’m gonna be alone on Valentine’s Day this year too.
>>556921226it's not hard to be better than a silver player on yone to be fair my yone only account is plat+
>>556920152>>556920391the only chill one i knew disappeared i don't even blame him when i look at the thread
why is this dude so obsessed with calling people silver
>>556921058This post is genius. At glance it reads like the most schizophrenic thing somebody has written, but then it seems so well thought out that you think its just made up with eyes for the detail. But then you reach the end and something tells you that this post is atleast partially meant serious
>>556921289at least you don't have to waste money on a jewess again
patch preview
>>556921379He has nothing else going for him in real life so he tries to hold a rank in a video game over peoples heads as some gotcha.
>>556921289did you get the bracelet back btw?
>>556921614>>556920261
>>556921563>another Naafiri nerfWhy did they even think it was a good idea to buff Naafiri?
>>556920261great song!
>>556921563>we cant make assassins good in lane against yone/akali/sylas>just shelve them into retarded jungle picks no one wantswho wants this shit
>>556921563Cmon i was just getting into kayle again. Hope its one of these retarded placebo nerfs as always, but then again.>Gwen>Kennen>ApheliosSacrifices have to be made
i want to play lol but vanguard error prevents me
>>556921698You call everyone and anyone silver unprompted though.
>>556919568>Dude why the fuck did you just shit your pants what's wrong with you >Huh? Shit? Is the shit with us in the room?>Dude I literally heard you farting and shitting in front of me it stinks you're fucking gross >What are you talking about I'm not seeing anythingIt's every thread
Seek peace, and pursue it /lolg/... This is who you're arguing with every time you want to ego and be "right" - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HMDc8OziB1A>>556921563Surely this is the patch where Sennas passive will be adaptive, and stack Healing Power if she goes Enchanter !
>>556921936Do you name the filth clogging your gutter?
>>556921563>swain nerfsit's weird, i usually see him around 50%+ wr in support or other lanes but 98% of the time he's terrible in gamealso one of the rare instances of a champ getting nerfed before a skin comes out, this means it'll probably be bad like crime city teir
>>556921810But he is silver? So isn't that statement true? Only his opponent's rank in norms matters I guess.
>>556921226You know this fucker is some little nerdy ass 3rd worlder living in a hut that no one here has ever heard of.
>>556921742you're just trying to make me feel bad! baa
>>556921954says the nigger who ints if he has to first pick support? no wonder why you still can't find a duo
>>556922085aww white boy got his feelings hurt?better play more weeb champs
goodbye lolg, some sensitive nafri threatened to send chat screenshots to riot. i'm done with this stupid retarded game.
>>556921563>>556922040>swain nerfsfuuuuuuuuuuarrrkkkk
>was earning 21 lp per win and -19 per loss into plat 1>get near emerald>loss streak>now making 19 per win and -20 per lossVERY subtle riot!
Just take the 7 day chatmute?
>swain bot nerfsbased, no more swaingroids abusing ADC for free lp
>>556922718>just let someone hold power over you
lets see how long into the afternoon i can keep spamming rankeds. im getting the plat NAO
>>556922772>Champ who is bad everywhere else goes bot lane to stomp garbage adc champsI wonder why this keeps happening
>>556922776Who holds power over you? I asume you said some random ass word in the filter like retarded and someone says he will get you bannedDoes he like blackmail you? If you dont buy him a snickers he will send proof material of you calling him a retardto riot HQ?
>>556923024Not the original anon that is scared of losing something that is not real but it is the principle of the matter.
>>556922659that just means ur mmr is dogshit my dude, still getting +28 -12 in plat 1 myself after 50 games :)
i think sona would be improved if she was a yordle.
>Only passable if locking in Yuumi in team btw
>>556923331this shit rules actually bcuz she seems taller than a normal yordle
moo cow sona doko
>>556923331There's already a shortstack demacian pigtails blue yordle.
>>556923482steel-esque
>>556923491what's wrong with having one more?
>>556923534You need to distribute the tiddy meat, anon.
am i the only idiot who thought the elixir upgrade in the pass was actually an emotei was confused why the fuck i was getting elixirs
a bullet for my valentine
>>556923657hey my favourite band
gn, lolg
>>556923806sweet dreams
>>556922993>bad everywhere elsehuh? swain top was oppressive for a little while and swain mid still works perfectly fine
>>556923825thankssee you tomorrow for more fun and drama.:moon:#evil
fakin 'ellevens watch breakin bad odds do more of this bulljunk.
how do i get some guy to drop two thousand dollars on me after only three months of dating?
>>556923772Tears don't fall they crash around me....
>>556923975What do you need two thousand dollars for that you can't purchase yourself, brokie?
>>556923482this thread isnt about sony, this thread is about gwen
What the fuck are they doing manhttps://x.com/i/status/2021147981135872440
>>556924125doesn't brand jg always become op?
>>556923878Nah man, I’m more of a https://youtu.be/oh6Oz-L156cKinda guy.
>>556924073you don't get rich by spending your own money
>>556924125>illaoi buffs big l would be happy...
>>556924146always has been
>>556924245answer the question what do you need two thousand dollars for
>>556924125unironically good changes for once
>>556924176Quite possibly the whitest thing I’ve ever seen and heard.
>>556920090recursive hiding option kills this shit in the womb
>>556921563>>556924125buffs>annie: kinda dogshit rn i see it>brand jgl: retarded will become pick ban again like always>camille: kinda dogshit i see it>darius jgl: retarded, he's dogshit in lane atm and dogshit in jgl, keep him there, doesn't need a jgl buff, would need a lane buff but idc>fizz: kys>graves: actual dogshit rn>hwei: dasname dusk and dawn build on top baby>lux: kys>maokai: kys>samira: kys>teemo jgl: kys>udyr: kys>xayah: kys (but she's cute so she gets a pass)nerfs>ambessa jgl: good>aphelios: only took them over a month>braum: funny reddit moustache man getting kneecapped hopefully>gwen: just nerf dusk and dawn properly>jinx: only took them over a month>kassadin: only good when he builds manamune first beyond that you lose to him if you're shit>kayle: already made useless with the previous two nerfs wtf can it be now>kennen: good>naafiri: "we're buffing her because she's in a bad spot (she wasn't)" to "we're nerfing her because she's too strong and completely kneecapping her" (expecting this with Briar as well)>qiyana: brat getting what she deserves (they just need to fix her R hitbox and she'll be less annoying)>rengar: havent seen this nigga all season so idk lol>rumble: good>swain bot: good>syndra: whatever>twitch: lmao finally has some limelight and gets this>zac: haven't seen him all season so idk lolpatch rating: 4/10
>>556924308a bracelet duh
>- We made some adjustments this patch to increase queue times in Challenger to get better match quality>- We're going to walk this back a bit as even though match quality has factually improved a bit, players are still feeling like those matches aren't higher quality, while having longer queue times>- Going to walk it back about halfway as a resultConfirmed the lower queue times had an impact for anyone in low ELO if you still believe the matchmaking is fine.
>>556920204you say this everyday
>>556922772don't get too excited it could be something as simple as -10 armor
>>556924804a $2000 bracelet for a wife? maybe. 3 months is barely talking stage you are delusional.
>>556924937everyday to remind myself i am alone maybe one day i wont be
>my champ gets a buff>will have to fight to pick them against the dummies jumping on the FOTM
>>556924791That about sums up my thoughts pretty well. Really feels like they're just throwing darts at random and nerfing/buffing accordingly
Is there a draven minigame I can play without installing a virus? I like his spinning axes+catching mechanic and would like to relive that but I'm not installing league.
>>556925174>fine champ gets buffed>becomes op>riot nerfs them to a worse state before they unnecessary buffriot is pretty stupidi'm sure they just run it through ai
>let's make champ OP in jungle haha xD>oh fuck that champ is OP now :( let's nerf it 20 times nowThis game doesn't deserve my presence
Eu vgs today?
>>556925313They buff and nerf randomly like the other anon said, some champs need no more than a few adjustments to their kit or the items they usually build.
>>556925440Don’t respond to them don’t give them any attention. Easy. They always get bored and stop.
>>556925474ehh my sleep schedule is still pretty busted so I dont know if I can host but if another person hosts I wont mind!
barely clothed yordles that only agree because they trust you
Demacia has the best girls.
>>556925480Yeah, even the WR argument doesn't work well. Kayle got nerfed and still has a high WR, syndra got nerfed even though she's barely above 50%, aphelios is under 50% and got nerfed stillMeanwhile you have champs that have low win rates, but are extremely frustrating to play against (like mel) that take months to years to receive changes. They need to fire most of the balancing team and hire actual players
>>556925762The game will never be balanced because there's too much a difference between shitlow, one trick challengers, and then proplay. The average player base is below plat. So do you want them to cater to those actual players?
tfw no Xayah gf
>>556925762I don't know man, I played my champs even before one of the last buffs they got so even if they nerf them I'll still play them, I just don't want Riot to make dumb changes they'll surely do. I don't like this balance team.
>>556925959these are really nice, did you paint them?
>>556925954I honestly don't know. Statistically, yes, they should cater to the average player (so plat and below), but I can see how good players would suffer. It probably depends on who's spending the most money
tfw no Rammus gf
>>556924125FINALLY SOME CAMILLE BUFFS! GETTING REAL TIRED OF BEING A WEEK OPPRESSED TOPLANER FOR SO LONG AM I FINALLY GONNA BE ABLE TO HAVE A W (2ND SKILL) FOR MY CHAMPION? ^__^
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>556925313100% gonna happen to briar, she was in an ok spot (51% wr or there abouts) last patch, gets buffed current patch, excels even further (at like 53% now), not in this next patch's notes but I'm willing to bet she's in the following patch.
>>556926067Nah they're from an artist on TikTok
>>556926246I would go balls deep in Camille's granny pussy.
so heavyyyyy :'(
Akali>Most OP blind pick mid lane champion in the game with one of the highest ban rates >No nerfs for more than an entire year Syndra>Not even anywhere near the highest win rate mage>NerfedClassic
>>556926761i'm of the opinion they need to revert akali to before her rework. also, makes her 16 again.
>mayhem banner is actually decent>profile ruined by emerald againfuck my disgusting gemeraldnigger life
>>556926919YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>556926761>AKALI>OP BLINDPICK>LITERALLY NOT EVEN ON THE TOP 3 HIGHEST WINRATE BLINDPICKS IN MIDLANE>GETS TURNED INTO A CANNON MINION BY A RANDOM GALIO PICK>NO MAX% HP/TRUE DAMAGE IN KIT SO IMMEDIATELY LOSES TO EXODIA TANK ITEMSWHAT DID XIR MEAN BY THIS?
>>556927085either hit dia or lower to plat, no other way
>>556925132reminding you of an issue doesnt change the issue
>spend the 6 sparks i've saved up from the previous and current battle pass>use them>get the skin>you dont get the banner and title with it, it's a separate dropdo these niggers have cancer?
>>556927473lol thats pretty lucky though I'll save mine too now
>>556927113>champ has only one pick fully capable of dealing with it>rest of the roster in mid is hit or miss depending on how good that Akali is>Akali gets to even play topSure.
>>556927205reminders accumulate until i change it or it changes me
Will riot come after me if I add yordle species to my game with a legally distinct name? They're so cute...
How do you even conquer High Silvermere? I can't get past the wall of trolls no matter what comps I try, or with Quartermaster/Veiled Lady buffs.
>>556927968its just furry golbins. not really copyrighted by riot
>>556928357>Morgana, Poppy, 2 soldiers, 2 guards, Quartermaster buff and Veiled Lady buff. Forget Kayle and Galio. picrel for the next (and last) one.
>>556928538>>Morgana, Poppy, 2 soldiers, 2 guards, Quartermaster buff and Veiled Lady buff.Nope, still didn't work. 4 trolls left.
>>556928821Did you get the guard upgrades yet? You'll need the archer upgrade for the last one as well too; you should finish your research tab before progressing. Make sure you don't have any world debuffs either.
>>556928915>Did you get the guard upgrades yet?Yes.Maybe what I'm missing is the soldier upgrade? Gonna need more shields to get that one.
>>556927535>champ has only one pick fully capable of dealing with itAHHH SO YOU'RE A RETARD. GOT IT
>>556929035Probably, yeah. Don't worry about "not clearing in time" or anything though, there's still like three or four more weeks to the event.
>>556927968>>556928373yah just dont use shit like bandle city, that's too on the nose then and could probably end up with a C&D. also a quick shitty poppy gen for dennis :)
>>556929220i need to skull fuck Poppy NOW
my hands started shaking really hard these past few days and i can't hit skillshots anymore. is it time to retire to dota?
>>556929340Plenty of champs that can be useful with just point&click abilitiesAlso, you should see a doctor
>>556929340You should take a break. My wrist begins to hurt as well if I play too much, fingers too.
w brandon
>>556929514
>>556929506i barely play. i hop on 1 or 2 games before sleep
>>556927876okay ill remind you then that saying that you're alone wont fix you from being alone
just ate something and i think im gunna crash i wanna keep spamming rankeds but ...
good meowfternoon lolg
>>556930176The post that killed lolg...
>>556930176you killed /lolg/, bro... just log off...
wowe hunteres
I can't beleive*SCHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP*that /lolg/*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*is dead
>>556930176good morning agp princess spin ?
>>556931679woawww huntresss well playedu
>>556925578I don't want them THAT much...
>>556931875thank uuuu baa
>>556931024The last lolg...
>>556931740why are akali's boobs so big
>>556931963lol...I'll still host euw vgs @ 7PM CET on thursday/friday, seeing how many people will be on
>>556931740beheading Akali would be so peak
>>556932534i'd have joined but i'm busy :)
>>556932445Ninja magic
>flame my support for being a dogshit autofill first-timing bard>win the game>check my honors>only won>its from him This happening so often occasionally makes me feel bad
>>556933803>brown>gayclockwork
>>556933803why is the dildo white?
What will I get, bros?
>>556929340SYMPTOMS OF HAND OVERUSE IS WHEN THERE'S ACHING ON YOUR PALMS. AT FIRST IT'S A DULL ACHE AND WHEN YOU PUSH THROUGH IT AND EXCEED YOUR LIMITS THEN IT ISN'T DULL ACHING ANYMORE, IT BECOMES FULL BLOWN ACHING LIKE NEEDLES STINGING YOUR PALMS. BUT THERE'S NO SHAKING WHATSOEVER THAT'S CLEARLY SOMETHING ELSE
>>556933803whore lighting
>>556933803now post one timestamped
>>556933963chogath skin!
>>556933803when i post these urls into my address bar it doesn't take me to the images for some reason. what am i doing wrong?
>>556934089dot
>>556934083>>556934159I got an Aatrox champion shard... *sigh*
>>556934159Oh wtf, the dude in the photos looks like a friend I had from highschool judging from the hair and skin color and build.
>>556934221:[
Holy shit morning-time League players make me want to blow my head off with a shotgunThis is unplayableWhat is it with morning queue players, seriously
>>556934550You are playing with neets and junkies on welfare. What do you expect?
>>556933803hot
which adc do i play if i want to win lane and drop 20 kills every game
>>556935590DravenDuuuuhhh
>>556935590karthus
>explosive face melter
People say that gwen is OP because of dusk and dawn when it's literally just that she can take ghost every game and hit level 16 with an easier laning phase
Briar won
>>556935714>SUPER GALAXY COMEBACK BREAKER
>rumble is le cringeThat's the point?
>>556935714>RISING YORDLE PHOENIX FIRE
>>556924791>expecting this with Briar as wellshitter
>>556936009>naafiri, decent win rate>gets buffed>instantly gets nerfed>briar, decent win rate>gets buffed>not instantly nerfedonly a patch or two away friend.
>>556935714>FIERY SPIRIT OF THE YORDLE INFERNO
>>556936352fuck you faggot ass janny
>>556935714>PIERCE THE SKY AND PUNCH THE STARS
>>556935714>ZAP ACTION!
>>556921563Where are the Quinn buffs?
>if light is so fast why it never caught a ninja
>>556935714>FEEL MY FURY WITH YOUR SKIN AND FACE
Blind to the truth.(That Diana has cute feet)
>>556936912not a foot fag but i'd suckle on Diana's toes. (i'd prefer Briars)
>>556937009I just don't like Briar's feet. I don't get it; I'm a footfag. But I just can't into Briar.>I speak only truth.
>>556924125I'm glad i don't play SR anymore
>>556937086i think i know what /lolg/ you are
Caedrel lost
>>556937593I am Cydristrasz aka Scorned Lunari aka dianaposter
>>556935714>UNIVERSE-SPLITTING MEGA RESCUE SUPER ABILITY
time 2 slop 4 bannerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE
>>556937683yup, i was right
>>556937852Clever /lolg/er...
>>556935714>THIS IS HOW A YORDLE ROLLS
>>556935714>ALL SYSTEMS SET TO AWESOME
Can you stop slandering Rumble? My boy gas changed his whole nerd incel personality just to appeal to Tristana'$ bombastic mood and all you can think off is "haha annoying anime one liners". You don't even know what true love is even
can't milk those
>>556935714>>556938295>HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, TRISTANA?
this item description is bad, how much ap and list the head items, is it like only deathcap or does knights vow also count? never pick it up because its so vague
>>556938532anon cappa juice and anvils give you a hat
>>556938295Rumble will never get Tristana. Tristana is a slut for Teemo's BYC (big yordle cock)
>>556938617so THATS what it means???????garbage ass company aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>556938532Yes its every hat or mask item + cappa juice hats
>>556938532These items are considered "hats"
>>556935714>MY FUEL IS FIGHTING SPIRIT
>>556938645Teemo's oversized penis is reserved for human and vastayan women though.
>>556938841I always thought fimbulmwinter is a chest piece
>>556935714>I'LL SHOW THEM WHAT YORDLES ARE WORTH
someone just lost to rumble
>>556938920Aaaannndd for Tristana too. Tristana fiends for Teemo's cock.
>>556938924It is but this company is retarded
>>556938927>the labia majora outlineSEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>556939162Doesn't the sprite include a helmet when it's upgraded?
>>556938645>>556938920Rumble can sit on the cuck chair, right? Not allowed to do anything except thinking what if he can join in another universe where he is better. Imagine. Imagine the urge.>>556938927Lust provoking image but no irrelevant time wasting question? Also this is not briar because her eyes are not foggy enough. Literally unfappable
>>556935714>AUDACIOUS BRAVERY SHIELD
>>556939482>Rumble can sit on the cuck chair, right?No, Rumble isn't invited at all. The only action he will ever get is when Gragas crossdresses and invites him over.
>>556935714>THEY CALL ME THE MIGHTY RUMBLE, MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME
I never played against rumble I just thought it was funny
You wouldn't a fish.
>>556939683Don't fetishize Gragas in your Rumble attack please. I have noticed you all do this for some reason. Some champion jokes are stale and at the same time the only ones that are popular for some reason outside of gameplay. Like Annie=pedo and lee sin=blind. Almost no one talks about how it feels to be cursed and not even 10 and losing vision to finally see the reminds we are enduring subconsciously.
>>556940150Cums in your bubble
Lore accurate rumble.
i wish league let me rank roles by priority. i want adc first and will take literally anything else before support. playing support sucks.
>my scissors don't bite
>>5569404861 Wrong image2 wanted an excuse to post slopOr3 Sona ate himCall it
Rubbing my head on you means you are mine
>>556940831cute kot
>>556921058TFW not mentioned in the schizopost
another shitty day on this gay yordle-less earth of blasting into an onahole sandwiched between my mattress and bedframe pretending its poppy then queuing up for solo arams
>>556941151Can't you just masturbate like a normal person?
>>556941151dude, midgets exists
>>556941208You don't understand. He is not just gooning. He is financially pleasuring himself. He is giving exposure to himself by giving exposure to the company as an unpaid intent before getting employed. It's like ejaculating but just in intent to promote Riot Games (R) and it's intellectual property named Poppy (TM) which will eventually create more jobs for hentai artist begging for commissioning work and in return can potential increase Poppy's playrate and other yordlz too and by that make th purists artists do wholesome drawings too as a sign of protest. It's all connected.
>>556935714>TRANS-DIMENSIONAL TELEPORT GO!
>>556941248The head face and body proportions of midgets are not the same as yordles. I have no hard feelings, it's just disability for a reason (I mean actual midgets, not fake midgets like Tyler1) and if your type is that short guy from Game Of thrones then go for it.
So Aurora>doesn't have spammable spells>doesn't have any range>can't clear backline in one spell untill she has 2 items>doesn't provide any utility or cc>does middle of the pack damage even if she lands her whole kitSo her whole kit is garbage in exchange for having a passive that lets her win earlygame trades in lane.Redesign into a playable champion when?
>>556941248maybe if all midgets were like jemma i would consider it but overwhelmingly they dontalso that would be cheating on poppy
>>556937626and his fans can't fucking spell
>>556940545at least as support you can impact the game, as a adc you're competing with the enemy ADC about who can set up the most appealing bait to make the opposing team throw the game while diving you and blowing you up.
Good morning lolg. How have your games been?
where is eyoson
>>556942784im losing if i roll mages or adc, i win if i roll braindead tanks like malphite/galio/kench or enchanters
>>556942904under my desk
>>556942784Still at work, the only games I've played were imagining AGP scenarios
What do I get this time, bros??>inb4 an anon replies with "a chogath skin :DDDD"
>>556943019irish malphite or marble
>>556943019draven ward
>>556942904you have the let go, it's been like 12 years
>>556942784had a migraine the past couple of days, played like a couple mayhem with the gang on sunday. been sleeping it off. i've been jerking off to poppy since sunday though.>>5569430195 mythic essence and a shitty icon.
>>556942784My last game have been terrible. One of my laners was the only one that could carry if he follow my point and click engage but he decided to preserve his KDA like Reckless and have orgy with a minion wave screen away from teamfight happening then blame it on team diff when nexus explodes. It was so easy to flash E the enemy raid boss but NAAAAAAAAH.
>>556943019c to the h to the o to the g to the a to the t to the t! chogath!
Chat do i paypig this?
>>556943076>>556943093>>556943139Xayah... *sigh*So fucking lame, welp, I might as well unlock her with the shard I guess. Should I get some RP and buy some hextech chests and keys?
I miss stoagaI miss /a/I miss karuI miss giraffes
>>556919268cute kali.
league (and gacha in general) is one of the worst ways to perform the act of gambling
>>556926246this champ is shit and so are you
>>556942956>>556943190>>556942972Unfortunate. I hope things improve.>>556943139Fair enough, I've been staying away from the game for the most part too. Hope your migraine improves.
>>556943240>should i get rp and gamble if you're going to do that you might as well spend it on the sanctum shit bro.
I am thinking of quitting my job for becoming the next Tyler1. What do I need?
>>556943876how many draven skins do you have?
any cutelows on euw?
>>556943876gladiator and soul reaver, gym membership
>>556943994define cutelow
>>556943994omg me, except i aint cute but i am low
How does shadowflame give you as much AP as a hat, and 15 pen?What's the idea behind making this item mandatory?
>>556943876a bald heada pair of wife beatersbe 5'1
>>556944050around silver / gold, cute and willing to play soloq
>>556943958Only the victorious free skin>>556943994Sorry, I climbed out of cute low >>556944009I can't afford thatAlso I gotta clarify I meant I wanted most of his whole creator culture, not just the fact he appreciates the glorious executioner
>>556944120So I have hair but stress in life will make me lose it soon so I gotta have a terrible wife indeed, as you said. I would not beat her physically though because I don't want problems. For the height, I guess my office job will make my back look like a croissant so some day I may reach 5`1
>>556944217poser
who do i otp if i want to be a cute adc pet with a support who tugs my collar and tells me when to 1v9 and drop 25 kills a game
>>556944995sivir
>>556944995you play a season that isn't enchanter support metaslop because no one is gonna pick braum for you
>>556944995Just pick swain man.
Sick game, dude
>>556945413crazy nocturne ult
the loading screen tip is so bloated it literally cuts bits of the text off
>>556943535>if you're going to do that you might as well spend it on the sanctum shit bro.I don't care for the Viego skin so what's the point?
>>556945158this is in consideration along with tristana, smolder, and yunara...>>556945208can i get a support who has a good janna but also a good thresh>>556945312swain is a hot silver fox, but not for me
>>556940545yea you should just put in what roles you're willing to play then fucking wait for the queue to pop, idk why it's so fucking retarded
>>556945675>can i get a support who has a good janna but also a good threshAre you a girl?
>>556945675there is a guy there who mains thresh who did want a gf idk if he posts here anymore though, hes south american
>can only win if get a brain dead enchantoid abusing broken itemsliterally fucking over
>>556945413this new aram mayhem update is so fuckedi randomly had completely different rolls from everyone else. i rolled two prismatics, gold while rest of the players rolled silver and 2x goldthen i didn't get my last augment and on top of it i couldn't buy anything from the shopnot to mention augments that just randomly stop working or have inaccurate descriptionsQA non existant
>>556942784 >>556943483 thank you. have a noxus poppy. >>556943994 im unranked am i a cutelow?
>>556943318/a/ was peak lolg, his streams were the fucking greatest
>>556942169She is an assassin with a huge teamfight disrupting ult.
What are the most egregious examples of matchfixing in T1 lolisports?>100T vs EG in 2021: 100T subbed in their academy team so they could dodge TL in playoffs and force them to vs C9 while 100T played a much weaker opponent and got a free worlds spot>KC vs HRT: KC threw in order to increase the chance of LR being eliminated
>>556947047depends on your skill level and willingness to give me attention
>>556944106Shadowflame is supposed to be the burst mage item. It gives you lots of AP and pen but nothing else.If you're a mage that needs haste, or needs health to survive close quarters then its kind of shit. Which is why you never see champs like Cass, Ryze, Swain etc build it.
anyone got links to some toxic tenshi AI porn
Damn, I forgot how OP Hwei was until this game.
>>556943240Buy orbs if you want skins
I'm climbing the ladder!!! ^.^
>>556944995kaisa, cait, mf, yunarawhen it comes to cute adcyoure pretty limited
>>556948250i think he needed to exhaust some hextech keys or chests
>>556947047I'd approach her from behind... just to see how thick those thighs are
>>556948751I feel offended these are manly ADCs for men with big cocks like me
>>556948525let me coach you cutie
Cute ADCs for slaves who are support dogs areSmolder, Tristana, Aphelios, Ashe, Sivir
>grown ass man has a nuclear meltdown in a video game at 9am on a tuesdaybruh I'm just trying to relax and play some vidya
>>556921563>hwei buffsI've been eating so good lately bros, I feel like I should've bought a lottery ticket or something
>>556944995kogmaw, it even has a puppy skin with a collar
Hey riot can we have actual cool Mal champs instead of the dogshit overturned or broken females?
>>556921563>maokai buffs second patch in a row... is he back?also kayle, gweb and kass nerfed, good patch
>>556949727phreak wants to climb
>>556949914wasnt phreak an enchanter sissy first and foremost?also I meant maokai as in toplane maokai...
>>556921563>lugs buff>sona untuchedgood day
>>556949727What's the point, he's a tank so you can't play him in the jungle because he can't clear. And there are a lot better options for top, like niggerman (free inseq kick without need for apm) or Sion.
>>556950008>maokai topno he isnt and also poppy still relegated to support like him. actual maokai curse. her mana costs are through the roof in top unless you opt to go for fucking fimbulwinter and that item is fucking bogus bad.>>556950119>niggermanwho
I start playing briar and suddenly my winrate spikes even though I feel like I'm inting half the game. briar really wins???
I really like playing Morgana with rylias into bandlepipes, good gameplay fr fr
>>556950176>her mana costs are through the roof in top unless you opt to go for fucking fimbulwinter and that item is fucking bogus bad.nowadays I usually buy tear, and just sell it in a late game, with stacked manaflow, bigger mana pool coz lvl and overall just no need to stand in lane for 10 minutes without recalling it's enough. tear for early game is a must unless you like cbt unfortunately, but just sitting on tear is usually enough
>>556944731Aren't streamers posers in general or I am missing something? How to be a "real" streamer without creating a character less boring than your life?
>>556950252she was fantastic last patch, the buff she got gave her a slight edge in tankiness with the health and armor growth as well as her health costs going down a full 1%. a lot harder to kill as a result. really worried they're going to absolutely destroy her with a nerf rather than just reverting the buff.>>556950464i suppose you're right. i just have a hard time letting go of items if they actually feel decent for the champ, like giving her a bigger manapool is great.
>>556948758Sounded like he wanted to buy both idk
cherish your favorite posters now because they could die in a car crash the very next day and dissapear from these threads
>>556951234
Been awhile since I've been hereHalf the games I get into, ranked or otherwise, have one or more people AFK in NA.Sit down to play and can't even do that, so I don't even bother.I thought having the best honour level would alleviate this!
>>556921563WHY GO AFTER MY 53% WINRATE JINX I NEED MY AUTOWIN CHAMP
How long will they allow her to smother the balance?
>>556951484just swap to draven
>>556951506AI SLOP
>>556951597Ai gem
>>556950252You're one of us now
>>556951723Okay, but the one you posted is actually a gem. I remember fapping to the DJ Sona model as a teenager.Ah... How time flies...
>>556951534Anon, I'm already playing Draven.......
>>556951945I know
I know you know....Honestly, they should give Jinx back her auto attack speed and nerf something else. I can't get over how clunky poking with her feels right now
Any EUW lolg's wanna aram? PoppyMeineLiebe #1738
>>556952348I closed my arma for this
>>556952348Sorry it's my gf turn on the computer and I am not allowed
>>556952348I would join but riot being riot won't let me fucking log in. and I'm too lazy to try with restarting my computer
Soraka my cute wife!
https://magma.com/d/IH1G8MDC3UValentine's Drawpile!
>>556952513goat, wake up! democracy is calling
How can both entire teams be fast climbers?
>>556912137I think anons have said he goes by splashbrush
>>556950542I hope they gut her with a nerf, she's annoying to play against>"but if you just-"no, I don't care, it was the same with mel
>>556952976Pretty good shop for me, but I'm not gonna cop
Poppy
Shen my cute husband
Time to play some Twitch then
Doctor shen and noxus poppy having sex
>>556953326>how come my new bronze smurf is in smurfqueue?????based retard
Definitely a decent shop but I don't think I'm going to get any of them...
noobie question, but if I'm playing a scaling tank like sion into jax, would it be a bad idea to build MR so I can deal with the %hp dmg from his E?
>>556954106This, but me and Poppy
>>556954202Mine doesn't have a single champion I've played this season, may as well make them weekly rotations at this point
Top 3 hottest champions?
>>556954358Ahri 3x
>>556954358swain j4shen
Nigga FUCK this shit. I was hoping to cop Admiral Glasc but i got a fucking lux skin evendoe i didn't play her at all since the start of the season and like a month before that. Is the soraka skin any good though?
>>556954358Tristana, Qiyana and Shyvana
>>556951380NOOOOOOOO
decent my shop, if I had rp already bought then I would take a skin or two, but I'm not going to bother buying more just for thesedo better, mr phreak.
>>556954358Strictly hottest: Ahri, Qiyana, Evelynn
its ok i guess..
>>556953424>comparing Briar to 'I have a Kayle ult that reflects your spells' on a basic ability
Not bad but I have skins for each of these champs that I like more
>>556954358brand annie milio
>>556954497that soraka skin is very good, i had to do some thinking between all her skins but the spirit blossom one tops everything she has so fardivine, celestine, dyad are too oldorder of the banana, program, starguardian, pajama have no chromasdawnbringer nightbringer have no chromas + even more stupidly expensivewinter wonder reaper are seasonal so can't get them when you want tocafe skin is only bearable with the black chromaimmortal journey is chinese, flora fatalis is kinda uglyi need to buy faerie court but it's never on sale, or i keep missing it the spirit blossom has decent chromas and isn't too show offy and fits her theme
Oh my god it's shit>it's over.
>>556955297t. jax player
>>556955381im sorry anon..
>>556954358We talking base skins / splash art? That's extremely difficult, there's a ton of really hot characters in league, but if I had to order them, it'd be something likeEvelynnZyraEliseContenders for the top spots are ahri, leblanc, ashe, irelia, kaisa, karma, kata, leblanc, mf, riven and samira
it's like they don't want my money
>>556954358BriarLuluZoe
hmmm
>>556955485Good Amumu and Heimer skin though.
nothing i really want, i might get the soraka one but its not like it's useable at all without the black chroma so this is probably going to the be 9th my shop i've spent nothing on because of bad and boring rolls
>>556954358
>>556954358lugs janna uhmm idk ahri i guess
>>556955381The Veigar skin is kinda cool because he kinda looks like Skull Kid in it. Other than that, yeah, you kind of rolled the shit dice.
Is honorary-white Bloomsbury still post here? I don't see no Kiyana spam.
>>556955669I hope not, /lolg/ is a nigger-free zone
>>556955485The Amumu skin and Ziggs skins are nice, but who tf plays those champions anyways?
>>556955738I believe he is British.
>>556955775>and Ziggs skins are niceand Ziggs skin***My bad, I'm kinda retarded
>>556955552I already have better skins for both, and I don't play them enough to hoard skins for them (Infernal and Vancouver Amumu, and Dragon Trainer and Pool Party Heimer). Only one I purchased was Tristana to complete my collection as much as possible>>556955775I was also considering the Ziggs skins, but again, I alreayd have 2 skins for him, so meh
>>556955567The Lulu one is one of her best and also just buy the obsidian chroma for Soraka? It's ""only"" 290 RP, open up your wallet!
>>556954358Ornn>>556954225Just build LifeLine or Manaflow shield items. They help with both damages
>>556956020im not opening my anything
another DOGSHIT your shop
>got Captain Volibear for less than 400 RPtime to patrol the rift for DARKIES and other criminals
>>556955381in my totally nonbiased opinion you should buy the velkoz skin no this not a gun to your head haha just know that this not negotiable
>>556955567best lulu skin hello??
Oh... Eww, how the mighty have fallen from grace!
I was this anon >>556954202Hmm, I may change my mind and get the Twisted Fate skin and the Gangplank skin...
>>556956325best post ITT
>>556956348i think a better lulu skin is possible in due time
>>556947047Thank you for the Poppy.
>>556956428
>>556955090Like I said, both are annoying to play against
>>556956325stupid, sexy bird...
>>556956301I KNEEL
>some lucky fags here got the Viego skin in one roll>I've almost done 40 and gotten nothing goodFUCK YOU RIOT
i'll probably pick up the vex desu>>556954627wish i got the noxus poppy one
>>556954358its subjective
no real man would have his shop be all female champs
Whats the best site to upload a video with audio? I need it for my lolg confession
>>556956840catbox
>>556956792All the My Shop champions for me were all men and I am a man. (a weak man at that)
>>556956840streamable is how some people do it
>Vi's R is called "Cease and Desist" nowbruh...
>>556956840youtube (unlisted)
>tobias fate is "high elo" again finallybut how?
Mixed bag for me>AsheAlready have fae dragon>ZyraGood, but I already have coven and dragon sorceress>SyndraBanger, but I already have pool party>MorganaBanger, but I already have star nemesis>BrandBanger, but I already have debonair>LeonaIf riot gives me another anti-gooner mecha skin for a hot chick I'm going to set their HQ on fire
>>556957094its like riding a bike, you dont forget it
>MY shopI have never played any of these champions in my life.
>>556957094wasnt he stuck in gold for years?
>>556954358Sona, Miss Fortune, whoever has the third biggest tits.
>>556957261>wasnt he stuck in gold for years?idk the full story, but i know he dropped down to low elo for awhile. (probably technically mid elo)
>>556954358Asked my friends as well because why not.Friend #1:GwenAuroraBriarFriend #2:XayahYunaraGwen
>>556957094Why don't we have any autistic people who main regions instead of champions?
>>556954148EWWW STALKER
>>556957217yes you have, chudkingthe shop doesn't lie
>>556957440>Why don't we have any autistic people who main regions instead of champions?idk, it would be pretty based though. it's kinda ironic because Tobias himself looks like he would be a character in Bilgewater. he kind of looks like a pirate.
>>556957403>whoever has the third biggest tits.Morgana?
>>556957094>>556957261wasn't he only stuck because he did troll shit like comet graves mid?
>>556957440i main noxus
>new bounce of the king poro augment in aram mayhem
it's like these retards don't even want my money
>>556957217it looks at champs u bought skins for.maybe the crafted skins count too i dunno though.anyway it's dumbass system.
>>556958315holy chud pool..
Give me mecha khazix
give me Faerie Court Soraka
You do have the horse icon right, /lolg/ ?
give me Faerie Court Ezreal
>>556955669he posts fat gwen/sona when hes going incognito
sigh..
>>556956325Best Xayah skin
>>556958868no looks ugly
>>556958996Absolutetly BROOOOTAL My Shop. I wouldn't buy a single skin off that list.
>>556959235im sad i missed the icon..
>>556959347For me its the emote, I hope it pops up in the mythic shop one day
>>556958868most erotic icon in the game
>>556959440it was in the mythic shop a while ago
ugh... the worst sera skin on my smurf acc... so sad...
>>556959629Damn I missed it thenAt least that means it'll probably come back at some point
>>556959615whose the lara croft of league of legends?seraphine?
>do baron>retarded rakannigger on my team walks right into the enemy team and dies>gives Viego his body>cant stun him before he jumps onto my backline>backline still wont focus him>lose fight>lose gameI FUCKING HATE THESE RETARDED NIGGER TEAMMATES WITH NO IDEA ON WHO TO FOCUSI HATE RETARDED SUPPORTMONKEYS WHO DIE TO VIEGO AND GIVE HIM A FREE INITIATING TOOL TO GET INTO THE BACKLINEI HATE NIGGER KOG'MAWS ON MY TEAM WHO SEE THAT THE ENTIRE TEAM IS AP ALREADY, AND DECIDE TO GO AP ON-HIT KOG'MAWFUCKING RETARDED NIGGER QUEUES FUCK RIOT GAMESI GOT WITHIN 1 WIN FROM EMERALD, THEN RIOT ACTIVATED THEIR PATENTED 'HERE IS YOUR LITERAL DROOLING MOUTHBREATHING RETARD FIRST TIMING [INSERT CHAMPION HERE]' MULTIPLE TIMES IN A ROWI WAS GETTING 21 LP A WIN AND -19 PER LOSS NOW IT'S 19 PER WIN AND -21 PER LOSSEPIC RIOT GAMES, TRULY EPIC!
>>556959861sera seems more dogpilledMF maybe
For my lolghttps://files.catbox.moe/gcqiup.mp4
>>556958996Annie sexoPoppy sexo
so bad lol
reminder that Nami is soft
Seriously? Man.
>>556960179LOL
>>556959719can i take your admiral glasc and trade her for any of these? >>556954497
Kys jew company
>>556959973i mean ye seraphine fucks dogs, might as well fuck horses too
>>556960363only sera skins... im literally a sera otp and they only give a 30% discount... lol not buying that slop...>>556960408no she doesn't lol you'd have no idea who sera would be shipped with you pig...
not a single league girl fucks dogs, you gross freaks
every single league girl fucks dogs, you immaculate freaks
Sera-dogsMF-horseSona-bull
personally? I like Sera x Rell
seraphine is industry plant the champ
>>556959981dont know who this is for but cute
>>556959861caitlyn with the safari skinbut sivir also works
Zoe gets fucked by futanaris just btw
>>556960765that skin is so good after the update, my fav!
>>556959981i miss her too
so many sissy adc/support fags here
>>556960808i liked it before and also after the update, unfortunately it's legacy
>>556959981adorable! what song is this?
>>556960707made for npcs
>new fags dont know seraphine fucks dogsits a lost tradition eh....?
a weight off my shouldersgood night
kaisa
>>556960914i got it from your shop a while ago.
odds I log in and check my shopevens I nap
>>556961175you lucky bastard
>>556961227Make sure to send your shop pull in here!!!
>>556960701worse than dogs
>>556954032Status check: did nobody else get something buy worthy in your shop????
>get vladimir main ahead>he solo carries the gameit's literally that easy, huh..
>>556961678neh, guess ill get sheriff caitlyn maybe
All otps should kill themselves especially gwen ones
>>556962031truthnuke
>>556961861im more curious if anybody else did actually buy anything yet
>>556954358Sona, Aurora and Zeri for me.
>>556961362already got all the skins of my mains so they just gave me stuff for the rare times I play these other champsrate my pull
>>556962031I don't have a main. I play champ based on feeling. Am I good?
>>556962160the lugs skin is actually pretty good, some really cool chromas!
>>556962160>sissy queen x ultra gay bara mana common fusion
bought karthus + brand
>>556962735thresh is also kinda good, been wanting that karthus skin for a good while...
>>556962913for me it's grim reaper
>>556962031this but serapahine and senna
>pick Morde>have to play against m*l top because the sissynigger aatrox player swapped with her to go mid against Ahri>lose lane>every other lane lost tooI dont think I'm gonna end up hitting emerald despite getting to within 1 win of it 4 times at this point.Every single time I get there, I get the most sudden and brutal 2-3 losses in a row where nothing I do matters.
Now I understand all the agp, hrt, and sissy posting. Everyone is a bottom bitch.
>>556963671Some are bottom just because they don't want to be MeToo-ed
there is nothing with being a bottom bitch..
>>556963658I mean if you're 20 lp away from emerald quite often you *are* basically emerald
>>556963671it's all chuds i wish there were real ones
>>556961683>Pool straight under frontline>Kill entire backlineWorks in every elo before diamond
>>556962031what's so bad about enjoying a specific champ or gwen?
>>556963825except you get gang banged by the rest of the enemy team each game
>>556963825what
>>556963864
>>556964969kek
>>556964969Kek this cant be fucking real
>>556960806The champ or the lolg?Untrue either way
Bit weird to not get a single skin for Draven (60% of my games) but it's fine I have what I want
>>556964864Being manly macho man is usually toxic masculinity nowadays which is why gay couples have statistically less domestic violence cases compared to lesbian couples where they can't decide who will be the man in the relationship and fight for it. You might say I pulled out LGBTQ out of nowhere but bear with me - the same happens when straights try to revolutionize their bonding with spicy gender role switches and I feel like I don't have to explain that.>>556964563That's why I play Nilah.>Jax counter strike >can give it to teammates plus xp and healing like she is support>Diver playstyle due to the targeted E so you can be proreactive in your gameplay to>Only adc that can solo knock up for yasuo teammate (kalista doesn't count because she needs amumu/alistar)
2XKO can still come back from this
errmmm... based?
>>556966345tank malphite isn't even good. people don't hit you because they don't have to. you need to go at least half damage
>Lobby teammate says he is new player and I see he appeared with default ghost heal summoner at the start>Casually stomps his counter in lanefricking smurf
>>556966492game was lost either way, top had no impactbut yea it's not horrible, I lost ranked games to full ap malph, not sure if its optimal here but again, doesnt really matter. they ffed fast because of it doe so maybe in that sense it did actually influence the otucome of the match.
>>556966492I disagree. Mal's resist scaling gives him good damage so he doesn't need to just spam Q and run out of mana. That's the reason he was so oppressive recently.
>>556966492Malphite has damage scaling with armor. Its nothing amazing but its enough that if you run at an ADC you can punch them to death before they kill you.
>>556964969what's wrong with white people?
>>556962183>gets banned>dodges>gets picked from him by a teammate>starts feeding
>Evil Spooky Plant Raka>Sand Beetle Rammus>Fire Braum>Maybe the Lux tooGod damn you, Riot. You're getting my money on this one.
>win lane>support abandons me to lane 1v2 because their support stays>support helps feeding toplaner make a fed olaf>no one plays around you>losewelcome to diamond motherfucker. enjoy your stay
Teamgames are just unplayable in 2026 people have just become so unbelieveably subhuman.I blame the blacks and browns that have flooded us, and the jews that bring them here.
>>556966850You are simply wrong. He does 0.0 damage and after you E people can simply walk past you. He's nothing like sion, maokai, other tanks.
>>556966492try playing the real map and not aram
>>556967078Meant for>>556964548Not having or having a main is ok the problem is refusing to play this 1 champ when there is 171
>>556967135The support flowchart is like>We're losing botlane and ADC is behind>I better roam and get someone else ahead, this is doomed and my adc is weak>Botlane is even and the 2v2 is knife's edge>I better roam and make plays with the jungler to tip the balance>Botlane is ahead and my ADC is fed>I better roam and get other lanes ahead, my ADC will be fine 1v2 he is fedWhat the fuck is wrong with these retards?
>>556961636Kill yourself
>>556967603putrid niggerface
>>556964969champs for this feel?
i never leave my adc heh
>>556967058>white
>poppy only account>20+ games on poppy the past week alone>do not get a single fucking poppy skin in My Shopwe need to rape riot games.
>>556967738Shut up you cheap phone slut.
>>556967058niggas are the most zesty race on earth, always remember
i wish i had a cutelow support gf
I wanna play sona but my boobs aren't big enough (I'm a boy)
What will happen if the MMO flops too?Could Riot die?
>>556968031what would you do if you had one
>>556967915feels like it's not based off of your champ pool anymore, maybe they figured out that people will just full price skins for their mains or something. even logging in it slams you with SALE SALE SALE BUY NOW like some mobile game
>>556967915>>556967915They want your money, Anon. You can perfectly search Poppy in the store and press buy after verifying your purchare from the card holder. Randomness can only support Riot games that much
looking to play on euw Azuma Minami #3436
>>556968159>mmoriot be like protip: you game can never flop if you never release it
>>556968392omw...
>>556968192play aram together and have her suck my dick afterwards while i play soloq
>>556968625>not going down on her while she soloqs too
>>556968392you back? i hope you been well!
>>556968625would you accept a brown tranny as your cutelow support gf?
>>556968159they would release - pool party ahri, pool party sona, pool party gwen - kda 3- another girl band, probably something jpop or highschool themed- a visual novel with shitty writing but people will awwwww and discuss and headcanon anyways- another spirit blossom skinline- import wild rift skins- another line of star guardian skin- furry lux and yasuo skin- new champ based around side boob or armpit or something to legally print without being sussy- more bloated accessories like announcer packs or map skinetcbasically milk the cow even moreand for emergency probably try to make a league 2 by recycling what they have for unity and current pc league and smashing them together in a new unity project
>>556968961thank you! just playing a game or two before going to sleep..
>>556967135>>556967425
>Unlock Poro King Banner>Try to equip it>LockedUhh...
>>556969204reload client it worked for me, super cute banner!
>>556969204yeah ok
>>556968945something like that could be arranged>>556969024i would
>>556960482okay i'm paypigging it then
>>556969101>furry lux, furry yasuomost of that other slop is plausible milking-the-cow except that one line. that's a self insert and you were caught
>>556969204>only 300 more mayhem slop games until I get my braum otp bannershame he's getting nerfed this week
>>556969462they made concept art featuring furry lux and yasuo before, they've absolutely thought about itit is known furry stuff gets money, they just need to be punished a bit more
>>556969702you know what? well-played. i concede.
>>556968154Play Sona anyway Your boobs are spiritual rather than material but they are huge
>>556952830What happened to the yordles in the middle?
>>556969971neeko told you spiritual boobs were a thing
Playing two games with Bandle City champion to try to get ready for my big days this week https://www.twitch.tv/miximumdennis?sr=a
>>556970287>i'm a bilgewater pirate and this is my cargo
>>556966008Sometimes i wish you could insert yourself into the mindset of a normal person that isnt massicely braindamaged so you could read the shot you write from the outside
it's ruff out here to lose like this....
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة.RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.
>>556968154>my sona is played by a girlcute>my sona is played by a boyim already diamonds
>>556971115CS was better when it was GONot a fan of 2
>>556969702they should make one of these for kindred
Alright, just hit level 30 on a fresh account by playing arams.I stopped playing after reaching D2 in the season before they removed D5 (I think s8 was my last season).I haven't played any summoner's rift games since then.How hard will it be for me to get diamond again?
>>556967135That's literally every elo, if your team doesn't play protect the president, you don't get to have fun
i feel sad lolg
>>556971537what's wrong??
>>556971537the condition eating away and obliterating the cartilage in my knees is killing me.
>>556971420they removed all rank skips so quite a while. which server? what role?
>>556971420be harder not to get diamond this season desu
>>556971537Jump of a cliff. Problem solved
bro, my normal games are completely cookedthese are legit new playersi'm trying to practice a new champ but I just end up stomping noobsno wonder people play on smurf accounts or first time champs in ranked, this is just sad
>It's a "support demands last pick and refuses to let my top laner last pick" episodeAll that just to last pick Zileanha ha ha ha ha ha ahaaghahahahahag xddddxxdxdxd
>>556972542zilean is literally broken tho
>مذيب الوجه المتفجر
>>556971752i miss them the fake them who lied but made me feel ok
path to immortality is simple save your life essence(cum)don't goonfalse pretenders(kikes) drain your essence through their artificial golemsinternet is a demonic portal to steal essence through space and timewhile you goon to unpure slave through their screens they still your essence to become powerful kill them all
>>556972520Yeah I kinda feel bad curb stomping noobs, but I also hate waiting through champ select.It's bad for everyone involved.
>>556972686You will escape Samsara, fren.
>>556972912me on the left..
>>556972912Whores
>>556972912oh my
>>556968392ImThem #NA
>>556972912Lolgs like this?
>>556969435I didn't like it, it's just default soraka but cyanFlay antiheal buyers with a cheese grater Looking for 2 SlavX BVLLS to fill the lobby
>>556973054Holy fucking shit.
>>556972912>from tit envy frenemies to palskino
>>556972647"لعنة على عائلتك
why did you lie to me and others
>9k damage dealt to enemy champions in a 40 minute matchIs this champion garbage or was my teammate just a troll?
Why are there sandpeople in the leeg thread
KC are match fixing scum, boycott all of france
>>556974518i had an emerald xin zhao deal 8k in a 40 min match and we somehow won
>>556974561Eu hours
i am getting raped by university work also damn i kinda got nothing of value out of my shop
>>556974518shes liderally broken
uh oh... the boosted accusers really aren't going to like this game...
Would you choose an esports contact but you fumble worlds in such an embarassing manner that is all you are rememberer for, or the chance to have the love of your life but they leave you as you cannot provide enough?
>>556974518if you have hands she's giga brokenhitler champ if you ask me
anyways does anyone wanna play either mayhem or urf
>>556974984>ak 47 draven >yuumibased
>>556975236whats the point of "the love of my life" if she just leaves meI take worlds fumble and if I am somehow in need of money after playing in worlds, no matter the outcome, then I start streaming and make money off hatewatchers
>>556971420D1****>>556971815EUW, ad/jgl but if I could I would've only played Draven/Lee
>>556975236The one that involves your mum
>>556975549l9 award
>>556975502Both are fleeting endevors
>>556975236going to worlds will give me a free asian wife, i'll pick that
>>556975706I was always very kind, I would even add the shit players that got flamed and tell them it was okay and to not worry
>>556970951A person that is not emotionally damaged doesn't know all the struggle you have to go through to reach success.
>>556971537whats wrong
>>556975549tempoGODhttps://youtu.be/l1rqY7rq2eM
aw hell na nigga im being griefed bruh im tired of this shie main *starts dancing* what a nigga gotta do mane to get some real ass shit in this mothafucking game mane shieeee *does a hitler salute* a nigga just needs a normal ass support fr mane *shakes head*
Testing something league of legends related:s i n n e d m u m i x i m t v
>>556975946cute, but you're still a draven moid
>>556974984THAT'S A MAN
>>556976192absolutely unreadable text, the swain chad will carry
I wish I could be a draven moid, but I don't have hands so I'm a sona moid
>>556976192Perma ban it not seen one since
>>556976445enemy swain already sent my little niglet support back to base, wp to him
>>556967915your shop doesnt give a fuck about your last month of gaming, already tested this with a completely fresh account, specifically chose to play 6 champions while leveling + aram, none of them got in
>>556974561Just play with the coven or bewitching while repeatidly mentioning that they can't stone you alive or burn you at the stake.It's like calling them primitive sand niggers in all-chat.
>>556976560hater
>>556976014many a thing is wrong i cant fix wounds that were inflicted by someone trusted
>>556976658ok he's shit but not that shit
>>556976517Ign?
7 more levels of this shit ugh...
jeffery was rightyou are cattles you don't deserve any rightsdie
>>556976628I'm glad I play on NA....
>>556976857Self made cage
>>556975236Smartest ntr nigger
>>556976560i meant enemy velkoz gg
>>556977124so he's a bit dopey, kinda cute
>>556977091Its a simple hypothetical; career but lose because unskilled or love but lose because no career
>>556974518she needs to snowball to be good
>>556974984>enemy botlane is a fucking udyr/yuumi combo>uhhh b-boosted accusers aren't going to like this!?
>>556976946so true sis*launches my hoyoslop*
>Briar bleed doesn't keep conqueror stackedwhy riot?
>>556975236love of my life, i think i can afford for myself and another person, if they believe i can't provide enough then they'd probably be high maintenance, incompetent or make poor financial decisions hence i would never really love them in the first place
>>556977881You didn't read the question correctly.
>>556975236i rather kill everyone
>>556977564my point is the game is just incredibly boring and arbitrarily designed to get you to queue up... its just artificial difficulty at this point... i have 77% winrate its still going to take like 30 games to get to gm... i literally don't have the time for that its so annoying having to deal with this shit... i'm obviously so much better than everyone else at this dogshit elo its just i hate how riot is making it so that only unemployed freaks can get to higher ranks...
>when you are so bad enemy thinks you bought a boosted accGG
>>556978348>Like a 77%>It's 55%Get cancer
>Evelynn just finished with her last victimWhat it takes for riot to make official custom announcement? They are small indie company so money will be a problem for the voice actors salary and stuff . Is AI and mods the only way?
>>556978221me having no carrier is impossible so is not a problem (them having no carrier is no problem either because i can afford for 2 and can teach them skills for comfy jobs), if you mean "providing" as in enough love i'd unironically lived my entire life being devoted as a friend, lover or whatever else only for me to be stomped and discarded though these still give me some hope about the whole love thing, perhaps the question was not for me
>>556978517...? my winrate this past week is this... its 77%... do you really think i should be playing with diamond 2s previous season for 30 games before getting to gm...? like why should i subject myself to that...? the indignity of wasting my time carrying these spastics...
:3
>>556978504>have bad luck>your own ducking duo thinks I let my little brother play on my account and present it's me
>>556978696:|
i don't think velkoz makes a good case herewhat's the or else?>o-or else you m-might continue winning!!!!!!
>>556978763
midlaners are such real ass niggers, as long as they're not crying about their junglers they've always got your back #TRUTHNUKE
>>556978696>>556979150Xin Zhao was a lucky man... Too bad he died
>Your main>Your main's best skin>Your main's worst skinDravenSoulreaverGinger Hunter
>>556978517haha, you fell for it and you replied to the baitat this point we can only laugh at the people repeatedly running into that mine
>>556978670>them not having a career isnt a problemX doubt, speaking from experience of being both neet and salaryman resentment kills relationships quicker than a rift herald charging to the inhib turret.
Trying out streamer mode and this feels kinda soulless not gonna lie man
Hypothetical: Would you eat Yunara's sweaty ass, unwashed after days of travel, for $100,000
>>556979150cute
>>556979556BriarBattle Academia, MAYBE PrimordianStreet Demons
I have some really evil fucked up shit in my head and i feel like i'm being tormented by evil spirits. I'm constantly frowning like a Chud and i unironically need help.Champs for this feel?
>>556979556xinwarring kcosmic d
>>556979556PoppyAstronautNoxus non-ragebait answer, star guardian.
>>556979556swain/sorakanorthern front/reaperbilgewater/immortal journey
>>556980292Briar
>>556980196I agree that Primordian > Street Demons but I think Street Demons has some better chromas
>>556979236jungloid hate is always justified
Briarbros... the buffs feel good, but do you think riot will react harshly and nerf her? Lessening the armor/hp gain is fine, but I hope they keep the 5% HP cost for abilities, it's a lot nicer than the former 6%.
>>556980292kill to survive
>>556979556janna crystal rose, obsidian chromacyber halo
>>556979556Twisted FateThe Magnificent Twisted FateRed Card Twisted Fate
>>556980953HOLY SHIT IT'S THE JONKLER!WHAT CHAMPION WOULD HE PLAY?
>>556980664ProbablyShe is no stranger to getting nerfed so nerfs are never off the tableI'd prefer to keep the health cost buff over the stat ones too though
>>556981015Jonker was raped and lost his auraHe is the raped
>>556978670I was also discarded and thrown away after given a deadline I could not yet complete.
>>556981015>WHAT CHAMPION WOULD HE PLAY?Uhhhh, probably like Fiddlesticks or Veigar or some shit...
>>556981102So... Shaco? During the early and mid game Shaco is a menace, but he cant usually carry and gets raped...
>>556981210i dont knowi was raped by him oncenow i perma ban shakuri never saw him since that day...
>>556981415There is honestly nothing more infuriating to play against than a good Shaco.
>Please don't play enchantermeanwhile best support in the game is sona.These fucking hillbillies should be permamuted
>>556981778tell em, sis
>>556981415comeon bro, how bad can it be, let shaki slip past a game or two, you'll see there's nothing to be afraid of
>>556979715$100K? I'd pay $200k easily.
>>556981164sorry for you man, my relation ended like last year, 7+ years of companionship xd, it's over but you always gotta get up
>>556979715Am I getting the 100,000$ for eating it out or do I have to pay for it?If I'm getting paid for it, definitely, if I have to pay to do it then fuck no.
anyone wanna play some aram mayhem either na or euw :3
>>556981210Everyone says this but his WR is pretty high early AND late, only falling off temporarily during the mid game
>>556982126sure i'll play a couple mayhem games on na. ign?
>>556982234i got invited to a 5stack right after posting thatwill you still be up for it soon?
>>556982420lol sure. i'll be around for another hour or so
>>556982016Did you end it or they did? Mine one day responded less and I asked what was wrong and they pulled the plug leaving me to self hate.
>>556982141I'm just going from my own games. Most of the time I see a Shaco doing well, they fumble by the end.Sometimes you get a real fucking CLOWN though, who psychologically and physically, rapes both teams into submission.
>Tried to make thread early, since I have somewhere to be and can't bake 'on time'>Namijanny posts in it, thread gets nukedNice. I'll stop trying then. Have some yordles, and have a good day
I will just say that Trist had 9 kills because my Karma had a couple (only 2 or 3. Maybe it was 4. Possibly 5. Maybe even 6-7) of unfortunate events and I had like 2 but I had the power of positivity on my side so I won this game because with the power of positivity nothing can stop you.
Are there draven foids?
>>556982472i ended it after meeting them irl and knowing for sure things were doomed, mainly because they would never be able to say it despite both knowing
>>556983301>>556983301>>556983301>>556983301>>556983301
>>556983295>You endedAnon nothing is doomed, you wanted out. Dont frame yourself as stomped and discarded if you cut them off. I feel for the other they must think of you everday and where things went wrong.
>>556983891it doesn't matter, dont worry about it
